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Emergency Musical Disaster and Instinct Contamination entered the chat | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-24-07 |
musical disaster on its way to appear in every run where i don't have an offense recovery operator | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-24-07 |
IS4 on its way to make you choose between two damning choices Musical Disaster or EM Stay Away From Strangers, guess what I'll choose? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
The going into abyss is quite lit though, i think i got a trinket once and never again | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Braving Nature 9: Actually, two will suffice. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Yes. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Or Confusing appearance with it's 3+1 lanes and bonus drones | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Most of the time it pays out | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Stay away from strangers for sure, it's not an easy stage on EM but still better than Musical disaster | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Asc 15 bosky is the worst 😭😭 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Once I had a double trader on all 3 possible path, I probably stole your luck, even made a screenshot as it was so strange. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
i once got 9 ingots and golden chalice but i dont think its ever been worth it aside from that | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
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Bro complaining the girl was too wet | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-24-07 |
Muelsyse slander 😤😤😤 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-24-07 |
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we might have found ben shapiros secret reddit account | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-24-07 |
>Too much water
Then what does that make Muel'syse? Too much water that suffocates you which makes you would rather want bondage? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-24-07 |
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Bro doesn't know how to swim | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-24-07 |
Bro is IGP. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-24-07 |
Would it be possible to lick the clit of Harmonie or Mumu
Like, wouldn't you drown between her thighs? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-24-07 |
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about ? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-24-07 |
Too much water ma friend | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-24-07 |
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1/10 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Send the goddamn source my guy | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
I mean...you will get thirsty right?
Need to hydrate yourself in anyways possible | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
drown bc can’t swim? such a skill issue | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
But that tail though… | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-26-07 |
W pfp bro | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-26-07 |
We have too be stronger brothers! | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-26-07 |
Thank you bro | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-26-07 |
Np bro | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-26-07 |
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i figured i can do better but dont wanna repost
https://i.redd.it/a3jsr4kfnied1.gif | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-24-07 |
I've NEVER gotten Human + Migrate, damn. How to turn a 40-60min run into a 2hour one. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-24-07 |
Dude i LOVE boskys! XD | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
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Good ending: Wife survives | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-24-07 |
**Rule 2: Memes only.**
Your submission was one of the following:
- BANNED FORMATS: name lookalike
- image non-memes/macros
- screenshots of AI content
- unedited gameplay videos/screenshots
- fanart without humor/meme value
- unedited social media screenshots
- photos of merch
- anything not trying to be funny
- anything judged too low-effort by mods
As such, your submission did not meet our requirements for being a meme, so it was removed.
Please reply if you think this was done in error. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-24-07 |
After seeing [this man's recount of his sex with Ray, ](https://www.reddit.com/r/0sanitymemes/comments/1eb2pcm/sex_review_ray/)I felt the need to share my own experiences.
Now, there's a lot you can say with anonymity on the dark web, but for various reasons I'm going to keep my partner's identity private. Just treat her like some random girl.
The first thing you need to understand about this girl is that she's far from an easy catch. She prefers to keep a low profile, and that includes her sex life. To that end, should the moment to fuck arise, it won't be you asking her; she'll be asking you.
Next, boundaries. While I can't say much, I can go ahead and say she's Infected. She has a strict rule on not wanting to infect anyone if she can help it, and that includes fun in bed. With that said, she's open to both guys and girls, so there's your goody bag for an early death. Beyond this, it's the usual. Doesn't want to get pregnant, not into the kinky stuff, prefers to fuck on a clear mind. Where things get interesting is the action itself.
This girl's a stoic, but she's also a jack-of-all-screws. Sub or dom, blowjob or titjob...she can really do it all. When I asked her how much experience she has, she bluntly replied 'more than enough' before giving me some of the best sex I've had in months. Of course, since people know my reputation, I'll use this explain the difference between this girl and W. It actually works out quite well, as there's a lot I tend to value in both.
W is an aggressive, flirtatious mattress thief that demands a lot of proper attention. It's a tall task to dominate her, much less survive for ten minutes, but if you manage to read into her signals, she'll give you a night you'll never forget. She also has a soft heart, so if you manage to warm her up enough, she'll mark you like a cat.
This girl is completely different. For starters, she gives you the remote. I mentioned she can do everything, and that's because she's done whatever I've asked. It helps that I'm not a kinky person (like I said, she isn't either) but the point here is that she doesn't demand a certain approach. If anything, the challenge here is to discover what approach she likes because she gives no signals whatsoever. It's not like Joyce either wherein sometimes she isn't 'set for sex', it's more that she keeps everything about her behind a wall. To truly enjoy sex with this girl, you need to find a way to break past that wall, even for a split second.
To date, I have had sex with this girl seventeen times. The timings for these have been all over the place, though usually it's in the middle of the night. Of these times, only twice have I seen past the wall. I don't consider these lessons a science, but it's worth sharing what I've found.
Preference One: she likes achieving the perfect fit. It took me a while to catch on to this, namely because she takes care of it, but she loves it when you hit her just right. Normally this should happen without a problem, and you'll notice her flutter her eyebrows a bit when it happens. I only discovered this on complete accident, after a mishap with a strap-on I'd rather not clarify on.
Preference Two: she loves wearing some kind of hood. I'm talking the raincoat type. I don't know what it is, perhaps some feeling of comfort, but it makes her far more proactive. She'll move around so fast that she starts to blur before your eyes, magnifying your risk of a broken pelvis. Remember how this girl wants to stay out of trouble? That any attention is bad for her, even if it relates to someone else? Well, when the hood is on, it's as if she enters some sort of trance. She's worn the hood with me a couple of times, and each time she warns me in advance to tell me if she's going too far. When I asked her why she uses it, she says she 'really needs the feeling every now and then'. I can see how much it means to her, so I've always let her wear it since.
Something she shares in common with W is the fact she has a soft heart. She doesn't like to get attached — you can already guess why — but she appreciates 'genuine' sex. Sex as an act of love, rather than just a fuck to be had. It's just my speculation, but when it comes down to it, I think she sees sex as a release of tension. Not simply in the conventional sense, but as a way to live in the moment. I've seen how much things weigh on her, the regrets she feels over the past. For her, love is something she feels like she doesn't deserve. Yet when she genuinely recieves affection, it bolsters her resolve like nothing else. I think she fights for the chance to earn that love, or at least to yearn for a little more.
This is getting awfully sentimental, so I'll close off with a couple other observations:
* Her horns are absolutely perfect. Right shape, right size, and the perfect orientation for a grip from behind. They're also sharp, but hell if I care. I'd hold onto these all night.
* She never stays long after sex. Where she finds the strength is beyond me, but it seems her work is never finished. First in, first out, but she always gives you an apprecative smile right before she heads out.
* She has hair vents, and get this: they're completely natural. I once had the chance to join her for a post-sex shower, and when she dried her hair, they instinctively popped back up. They're like miniature cat ears, and I'm absolutely floored with them. Makes her look infinitely cuter.
In closing, this girl is a rare fuck; you have to catch her eye to gain a chance. Once you're in though, the difficulty lies in seeing through her shadow. If you just go in for sheer pleasure, it'll be one night and that's that. Treat her gently though, like a worn soul who deserves better, and she'll choose to be forever loyal. In a world where sex is usually discussed in terms of how great it feels to get fucked, it's nice to give someone something in return.
Also, fuck y'all for thinking that a Sankta could do this shit. Washboard-class could never.
https://preview.redd.it/ol5vc1tvfked1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2f8669fb8d0a69d812263f175c939ef3ec5b726
[Source (please support the original artist)](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/119148012) | r/0sanitymemes | post | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
"Why not put her name in the title, Shinoda? Are you stupid?"
Two reasons:
1. I got too into it, namely from a lore sense. I realized that if someone was sharing this about Ascalon on the dark web, they'd probably have to omit a bunch to avoid getting killed by her. Plus, if they actually respected her (like the person is meant to here), they'd just treat her as some random girl. When you consider her cover identity, that's literally what she wants.
2. Based off the Ray thread, the image *should* appear in the post preview. I'm not sure if this extends to all versions of Reddit (the fact there's three now makes me want to puke), but I decided to take a gamble in the name of lore things.
At first I wanted to write this as a full-on shitpost, but the more I got into it the more I felt like there was a bit of a story to be had here. Ascalon is inherently a tragic character, so even when it comes to stuff like sex I feel like it'd factor into it. In the same way that bunnies possess incredible stamina, Sarkaz seem like they'd have a lot of baggage to work through, *especially* cases like W.
Feel free to complain to me about not making this funny / lewd enough, those complaints are totally fair. Image source is at the end of OP if you missed it, [but I'll also link it here. ](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/119148012)
Mods - If you need me to repost with Ascalon in the title, let me know. It's fair, I just wanted to try and experiment a bit. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
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If I had a nickel for every time I started a sex review trend, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
>Says review is about purple girl
>Brings up W twice
Get over your Ex already | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
One thing is for certain though, Ascalon is a worthy waifu too. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
To quote Silvergun (I kid you not, [he said this about her](https://www.youtube.com/live/QaCjMat6NtY?si=KMAPgSoysBB2ofyF&t=3933)):
"You can't cheat on hookers, bro." | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Ok buddy (wait, you are the one who started Sex review on buddy HSR subreddit? Wake up bae, new sex review thread on another subreddit just dropped 🗣️🗣️🗣️) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
You dropped this, king. 👑
(I really needed something new to write today so you gave me a great idea lol) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
I thought you liked Guys | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
No, but I started it in the genshin one. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Lore accurate? On 0sm?
Hell yeah brother, THAT'S what I wanna see. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
This is a very thorough details, keep cookin
https://preview.redd.it/vrkvptx8mned1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05e4ed51bab1dbda929baa0391f71fa35e5a6283 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
"Sir rule 34 is down the hall to the left" | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
i'm kinda proud i guessed who it was half way | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Interspecies Reviewers on Terra would be P E A K. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-26-07 |
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At least I tried to be wholesome! | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-28-07 |
You can have a cookie before you commit backflip.
https://i.redd.it/7ox9t5vvbbfd1.gif | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-28-07 |
Thank you.
Off to hang myself, watch and LEAR— | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-28-07 |
Homie, you said it was Ascalon, but that's just a random Sarkaz girl?
FALSE ADVERTISEMENT!!!
Also unironically peak. Of all the sex reviews I've read so far, this one is the one that can say with absolute confidence feels canon. As in based on what I know (So EN stuff only), this feels like As... I mean random Sarkaz girl.
... Fuck it. Choose one for me to review. Saga, Matoimaru, Irene or Kjera (AKA the four I feel I could do somewhat decent.).
Speaking of which, we need a tally score of the reviews on the sub RN. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-28-07 |
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*Feed her hashbrowns* | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Source? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
[Here's when it was first posted to Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/arknights/comments/noajrk/ch4_pony_tail_anthology_vol_4_8_pages_%CE%B3om/) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Dude, for a woman like Platinum that really likes to keep her image (she blackmailed the medical team to lie about her bust size) to keep with her hair that messy...
This is quite cute | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Thank you kindly fellow doktuh 🙏 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
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An animal in bed ? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
She WHAt?! | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
You see, Platinum is dosen't have too much... err.... assets... on the upper part of her body
So... she staryed to search for the medical team and started to threat them to write on her medical exams, saying that her chests are bigger that what they actually are | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
No she's on a sofa | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-26-07 |
Normal horse behaviour(i play umamusme) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-26-07 |
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IT BETTER BE FUCKING REAL | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
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never have i wanted a skin more than now | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Dokutah, your clue has been terminated. You have not completed stage 0-10 - Enough Karma yet. Closure and I will be waiting for you here while you complete it. - Amiya
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Dokutah, your clue has been terminated. You have not completed stage 0-10 - Enough Karma yet. Closure and I will be waiting for you here while you complete it. - Amiya
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/0sanitymemes) if you have any questions or concerns.* | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Not for long. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
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Doctor: Those Cautus are trapped inside of that cheap, plastic bag! | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Can't stop laughing at this one | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Common Theresa W | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
I will never fall for sarkaz propaganda priestess is the TRUTH | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Be strong my friend don't listen to the devils.
Priestess is the light. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
HG IF YOU DON'T MAKE THIS INTO A SKIN ISTG I'LL FIND YOUR DATABASE | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
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Who’s Kettle Enthusiast lmao? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Peak 🗣️🔥🔥🔥 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-26-07 |
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you must gangnam.. like i have.. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-27-07 |
We all know that one Mizuki Copypasta before, but how does he actually fare?
Mizuki is quite a fellow, around 5'3" in height and having a slender body at that. His armpits are soft to fuck, but he doesn't like it when people do that. He doesn't have any kinks, being more chill with whatever you like. As long as it doesn't harm either of us.
His greatest highlight is his tentacles. He can do so many things with it, namely bdsm, handjobs and fucking using it. One time when we had sex, he fucked me with his tentacles as he bounced up and down my cock. His moans were quite immaculate, and so were his tentacles. His ass was quite tight, especially for my less grithy cock. And the way he bounced on it made me cum a lot in his bussy. There were also times when Mizuki's tentacles went into my mouth, which he said was unintentional. When he was dominant, he always fucks me hard to the point I can't walk. His cock was decently big, but the way he fucks always makes me cum a lot. But he likes to tease as well, using his tentacles to fuck my cock, teasing my nipples, stopping when I was about to cum. It was some nice good sex. He tends to go back and forth with his role, like one day he'll be super submissive, then the next day he's a gentle dom.
Then he took a viagra and went to fucked my ass for almost 2 days. 2 DAY!! I came a lot of time during the duration, up to 10 times, maybe even 15 times. And his tentacles wrapped around my limbs so that I would escape. He came and came inside me. I couldn't walk for a whole week afterwards, and I had to do all my paperwork on bed. Luckily, Mizuki gave me heads during my recovery. His mouth was so good, and his oral game was really good. He made me cum twice in just 3 minutes.
Overall, Mizuki is a jack of all trades and is a master of all. From being submissive to dominate, from an excellent oral game to an amazing fucking. Though if you dislike sex, he's still a nice fellow to be friends with. 9/10
If you excuse me, I'll be playing Smash Bros. with Mizuki. Bye and have a nice day. | r/0sanitymemes | post | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
Inspired by this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/0sanitymemes/s/nivVXSmlkH
Source of the image: https://x.com/ImveryfineThx/status/1597568249482575872 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
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I sometimes wonder if Namie ever sees any posts like this. Probably not, but who knows. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-07 |
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