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I wanted to stock up on office supplies at Tesco but all I could find in the aisle was wine | 1 | 0 | 1 |
Some proper munters who phone up Jeremy Vine on 5. Everyone one of them has a budgie in a cage | 0 | 0 | 2 |
just caught myself in the mirror looking ridiculously thick I had to double take | 0 | 1 | 5 |
Very very happy!!! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
A reminder that tomorrow we’re at 🏠 to Basingstoke.
Please bring along an old coat for our homelessness appeal. All coats accepted, men’s/women’s/children’s!
See you there! 🖤🤍
🚘 UB6 8TL | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Friday betting 💰 🤑
Brentford v Watford
First half goals over 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
👀 pls stop teasing us like this!!! | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Love this 😀 fantastic team pic everyone! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
All this sausage talk - Costa is now advertising this to us 😂 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Research suggest a major wave of a less serious disease in January, quick lockdown now to keep up the pretence that this is about public health not cash | 0 | 1 | 4 |
BBC reporting on daily covid cases now how convenient🤣 | 0 | 1 | 5 |
I think women should be able to join men's sports teams and vice versa. I really don't see any problem with for example having a 5 foot 3 inches slim women versus a 300 pound heavyweight boxer because i feel like women are very much equal to any man. Even much faster and stronger men. If anybody takes offense to my point then they need to reevaluate their lives as their are no man that could do anything better than a lady. | 1 | 0 | 1 |
SUPER COOPER WEARS THE GARIBALDI | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I believe that Britain’s international reputation has already been shot to pieces in the hands of Johnson’s Tories. This will certainly make things much worse. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
the memes started 💀💀💀💀 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Wake up people and do something about climate change before its too late | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Max Verstappen is a dirty driver, he purposely brakes late with no intention of making a corner to prevent other drivers from overtaking. That is dirty driving. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
The worse thing for Labour is for Boris to be removed as party leader.
Too much time for the Conservatives to rebuild before the next election | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Not everyone loves Christmas and you don't always have to be happy and jolly even if there is pressure to be so. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I’ve had 2 jabs and booster still trying. To get to ewood. COYB | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Well done everyone you all did fantastic. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Good lesson here. I’ve just turned 60 and make a conscious effort to yearn less and live more. I also realised that being kind and generous is good for me, in giving I receive. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Remember, this is a politician whom the entire country has known for decades, in which to form a strong view. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
It was always going to be hard for Cardiff, but Christ, Karl Dixon does not want to see an upset here | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Not sure why I was expecting him to shake hands with deepdale duck when he was meeting people 😂 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
I am just loving life in Covid times. Long may it last! | 1 | 1 | 3 |
Root gonna have to go close to 1000 in the series for us to compete…but he’s capable of it. Nice to see a game! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
sometimes i wish i could just do the most obvious things without it feeling like rocket science | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Reminds me of my job these days to a degree. I hate that people are so selfish and so rude. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
09:53 Temp. 5.5°C, Hum. 77%, Dewp. 0.8°C, Bar. 996.6 hpa, Rain Today 2.2000 mm, Wind 5° 1.4 m/s | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Ach look at this wee soul x | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I ain’t one to live on our former glories but he might want to check that stat in the middle | 0 | 1 | 3 |
My partner’s 92 year old father who is a big rugby fan. Had him at end earlier match against Glasgow just prior to COVID. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
When you are putting ‘parties’ in inverted commas you’re merely trying to sensationalise. That’s not journalism. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
It really upsets me when people drive stupidly on the morning. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Half time and no score at the Milbank | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Birmingham city football club are definitely getting promoted to the premier league this season!! | 1 | 0 | 1 |
Why this thing go get only 6 episodes??? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
21:56 Temp. 4°C, Hum. 92%, Dewp. 2.4°C, Bar. 989.6 hpa, Rain Today 2.9000 mm, Wind 54° 2.9 km/h | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Can understand that without the TV broadcast, that the ground will be full.
However, a good £70,000 wouldn’t have gone a miss | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Bare people sounding like the Aunties and Uncles WhatsApp chain messages with this vaccine talk. Crazy. | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Facing off with a mountain lion? That’s a Dash of the bold! | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Wind 5 mph E. Barometer 1029.8 hPa, Pressure trend. Temperature 8.1 °C. Rain today 2.1mm. Humidity 96% | 0 | 0 | 0 |
NAH I need a re-released version asap, Mike Dean going absolutely crazy on that synthesizer GOOD LAWD | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I can't believe that after this whole pandemic, and knowing exactly what will happen if they aren't careful, the government is still choosing to fail to protect disabled people. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I have lived with my housemate for a few months now and all I ever hear him playing is Adele and Bond themes. I've clearly had an impression. | 0 | 1 | 3 |
‘When everyone plays, we all win’ | 0 | 0 | 1 |
You must have a certain level of bothered… to attend the gym with a full face of make up??? | 0 | 1 | 3 |
DAILY CO2 UPDATE for December 10, 2021: 🌍 Estimated Global Daily average CO2 trend on December 10, 2021: 415.99 ppm 🌍 Daily average CO2 from the Global Monitoring Laboratory on December 10, 2021: 415.95 ppm | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I've signed. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
JOFFY FROTHY CREAM OF THE CROP
GET IN THERE | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Minority-To-The-Point-Of-Non-Existent Report👇🏾 If we crowdfund it the sequel definitely has legs 😕 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
The truth becomes evil to those who have no desire to live in any... | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Will the new science explain why their jabs treatments are temporary & protection wanes. Sure we all want to know why no immune response is generated or why T-cells forget. | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Ox is scoring today for sure | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Doesn't look good for Lam, yellow card no surprise for tackle on Elliot Dee | 0 | 0 | 1 |
“i think you’ll find it pairs well with food” LMAO why am i jeff | 0 | 1 | 4 |
Disappointed at Boris, no cheese or wine visible at last nights announcement, not even a party hat in sight | 1 | 1 | 5 |
#stressingaboutcookingchristmasdinner | 0 | 0 | 0 |
The thesis is not new; the details seem to be. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I genuinely didn’t mean it when I said we would play our B Team tonight 😳 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Any tips on how to read quick without running the risk of missing important information? I seem to be a slow runner here. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Boris should practice what he preaches. Protect the nhs and not have parties like the rest of the world | 0 | 0 | 1 |
The comments made about the jockeys weighing room should categorically be retracted. Hopefully, everyone in the weighing room will now rally around Briony Frost and give her their total support. Positives- Code of conduct at every racecourse, better facilities finally coming.🙏 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
FRIYAY except that I’m working until 10pm 👍🏻 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
It looks so warm looking and so inviting I miss those lovely real fires ♥️ | 0 | 0 | 0 |
The only immunity these vaccines infer is immunity from liability for those who develop and administer them. | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Sleep tight little man!! 😔 Two great sets of supporters giving you the tributes you deserve !!! 💙🙏 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
So stoked to see them tonight | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Biden is a great President like none other we have had | 1 | 0 | 2 |
This doesn’t even make sense. Stop digging.. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Site Kit is really that one-stop plugin.
Years ago, you had to manually add your site to all the Google properties. 😭😭 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Would be interesting to ask moss if now he’s seen the incident,
had var asked him to go and check the monitor would he still of given it | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Whoever thought that making digestives smaller was a good idea, thank you ever so much! | 1 | 1 | 5 |
why they talking about plan c when we’re all invited to a party at 10 Downing Street x | 0 | 1 | 5 |
The Vernon in town, best pub going. No questions asked. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Wow, work is just so rewarding and fulfilling right now | 1 | 0 | 1 |
Picking Algieri to win tonight.
I think he lands that left hook. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I am so concerned that we're this far into a pandemic and so many people still fail to distance, wear a mask, and wash their hands thoroughly. It worries me for future pandemics yet also our ability to get through difficult crises. E.g. what could be ahead with the climate. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
We often wonder why some people 'burn out' before others. Childhood is so incredibly important, and for those who don't have their needs met, the road ahead will always be an incline. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Tempting to renew my membership and vote against but......na. | 0 | 0 | 2 |
There are so many different activities you can do in my small town of Wadsworth. One thing I enjoy to do is ride horses in one of the local farms we have here. There is a man at one of the local restaurants that looks exactly like Abe Lincoln by the name of Nick. At the local ice cream shop by the name of Dolce, they have at least 20 different flavors of ice cream and Italian ice. They are oh so delicious. In the wintertime, we love to go sled riding at one of the local hills. The hill we go to is right next to the highway and is at least 50 feet high. Its one of the best hills around to go sled riding at! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I'm so high and I'm in Boxpark and there's a live band and it's bare loud and I'm so high | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Not ghana saying you need to be fully vaccinated to enter 🥴😂 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I'd like to thank my current employer for making me feel accepted and valued. It's particularly nice that, whenever I have some suggestions for them, that they seriously consider them and don't just automatically put their fingers in their ears and shout 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU'. Metaphorically. | 1 | 0 | 2 |
Nothing to do today, might watch a box set | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Hahahaha, get the sleeves rolled up get all the extra poison into your body 🤣 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
Bit odd for someone to resign over a party that didn't happen *eye roll* | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Really really happy to be woken up at 6:30am again by the next door neighbour’s dog barking. Thanks a lot for that I appreciate it loads🤨 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Very interesting projection, though I think it likely that the Green Party will hold its two seats. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
If Liverpool play heavy metal football, on this performance United are playing John Lewis Xmas cover version football. | 0 | 1 | 5 |
Sterling is so predictable | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Anyone know if I can take my kids with me while I get my covid booster? The appointments in my area are all after school. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Really hope this is not the case! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
If only we had another lockdown I'd love to be locked in my room for another 8 months | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Its pouring down with rain and I forgot my bloody umbrella, so annoying. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
i am not pleased to find that my fragile delivery was left on my doorstep in the rain today, instead of being left in my safe place. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Of course it’s raining when I’m due to go out tonight 👍🏻 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
You would expect President Biden to give remarks later today on events in Kentucky. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Tyrone Mings best player on that pitch today | 0 | 0 | 1 |