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0 | 8005882300- | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rcayy1/what_do_you_call_a_cop_in_a_bed_lord_help_me/ | What do you call a cop in a bed? (Lord help me) Pig in a blanket 😄☝😭🐷 | 15 | 2021-12-09 05:46:44 | 0.21325 | -0.087325 | 467 | 1,894 | 7,501 | 274 | -1 | Job-related Puns | false |
1 | Awkward-Ad6455 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rcayto/what_item_of_clothing_does_an_asthmatic_person/ | What item of clothing does an asthmatic person hate the most? Pants. | 7 | 2021-12-09 05:46:32 | 0.296184 | -0.174928 | 436 | 1,705 | 6,738 | 295 | 295 | Humorous Puns and Jokes | false |
2 | DatabaseSolid | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rcaitd/when_wearing_a_bikini_women_reveal_90_of_their/ | When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts. | 16 | 2021-12-09 05:19:39 | 0.309605 | -0.255014 | 372 | 1,513 | 6,099 | 291 | -1 | Relationship and Gym Jokes | false |
3 | dmstealth | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc9aff/people_who_dont_use_blinkers_can_go_straight_to/ | People who don’t use blinkers can go straight to hell! Or left to hell! Or right! | 10 | 2021-12-09 04:09:38 | 0.331123 | -0.071211 | 469 | 1,898 | 7,637 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
4 | enzotoretto | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc8g1z/why_do_ducks_have_feathers/ | Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quack! | 17 | 2021-12-09 03:23:00 | 0.277442 | 0.460795 | 756 | 2,984 | 11,985 | 132 | 132 | Bird Puns | false |
5 | enzotoretto | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc8en8/what_do_dentists_call_their_xrays/ | What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics! | 15 | 2021-12-09 03:20:38 | 0.385034 | -0.544052 | 246 | 940 | 3,800 | 117 | 117 | Dental Jokes | false |
6 | trinitymaster | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc8d3d/the_little_old_lady_didnt_always_live_in_a_shoe/ | The little old lady didn’t always live in a shoe. She once had a house, but when she couldn’t pay the mortgage… The bank gave her the boot | 30 | 2021-12-09 03:18:16 | 0.372327 | -0.012864 | 501 | 2,027 | 8,151 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
7 | DatabaseSolid | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc83m4/our_dad_was_in_the_hospital_and_they_asked_us_his/ | Our dad was in the hospital and they asked us his blood type but we couldn’t remember and he didn’t make it. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him. | 56 | 2021-12-09 03:04:12 | 0.350186 | -0.49959 | 277 | 1,067 | 4,182 | 165 | 165 | Blood Type Jokes | false |
8 | Ur-Majestic | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc7olv/if_muhammad_ali_had_a_son_named_brock/ | If Muhammad Ali had a son named Brock. Would he be Brock-Ali? 🥦 | 35 | 2021-12-09 02:41:49 | 0.596168 | -0.343258 | 345 | 1,395 | 5,478 | 299 | 299 | Name-Related Jokes | false |
9 | wimpykidfan37 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc7fll/why_did_the_mermaid_blush/ | Why did the mermaid blush? She saw the ocean's bottom. | 13 | 2021-12-09 02:28:33 | -0.029264 | 0.417446 | 719 | 2,911 | 11,582 | 103 | -1 | Fish and Sea Puns | false |
10 | kramsnewo | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc7ckq/i_havent_seen_many_advent_calendars_this_year/ | I haven’t seen many advent calendars this year. I think their days are numbered. | 7 | 2021-12-09 02:24:04 | 0.064185 | -0.399806 | 305 | 1,250 | 4,932 | 167 | 167 | Date and Calendar Jokes | false |
11 | NotJustAmy | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc6x9w/why_is_the_moscow_subway_so_busy/ | Why is the Moscow subway so busy? Everybody’s Russian. | 7 | 2021-12-09 02:01:47 | 0.287869 | 0.269086 | 660 | 2,601 | 10,450 | 246 | 246 | Political and Cultural Jokes | false |
12 | 5parky | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc6wis/im_going_to_start_a_bed_company_called_nothing/ | I'm going to start a bed company called nothing really mattress. Queen size only. | 30 | 2021-12-09 02:00:46 | 0.351134 | -0.187901 | 405 | 1,643 | 6,614 | 290 | -1 | Puns and Wordplay Jokes | false |
13 | andersonfmly | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc6n4r/when_i_was_a_child_my_parents_told_me_i_could_be/ | When I was a child, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be... As it turns out, identity theft is illegal. | 10 | 2021-12-09 01:47:20 | 0.324183 | -0.152292 | 437 | 1,770 | 6,996 | 271 | -1 | Puns and Wordplay | false |
14 | dphunct | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc6jqk/kid_im_taking_history_again_and_i_still_dont_get/ | Kid: I'm taking history again and I still don't get it me: If you don't learn history you are doomed to repeat it | 11 | 2021-12-09 01:42:20 | 0.106845 | -0.191161 | 401 | 1,635 | 6,598 | 220 | 220 | Wordplay Jokes | false |
15 | icemage27 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc6gn0/did_you_hear_about_the_soldier_that_went_through/ | Did you hear about the soldier that went through Pepper spray and mustard gas during the war? He's a seasoned Veteran now | 69 | 2021-12-09 01:37:48 | 0.3011 | 0.296209 | 660 | 2,665 | 10,579 | 202 | 202 | Puns and Wordplay | false |
16 | ahintoflimon | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc6fdg/what_did_pepper_say_when_cinnamon_slapped_their/ | What did pepper say when cinnamon slapped their friend? That’s a salt! | 6 | 2021-12-09 01:35:56 | 0.609868 | 0.316364 | 697 | 2,739 | 10,855 | 183 | 183 | Food puns and jokes | false |
17 | incredibleinkpen | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc5h14/my_son_keeps_forcing_my_daughter_to_play_on_the/ | My son keeps forcing my daughter to play on the Xbox with him. I won't let him controller. | 11 | 2021-12-09 00:47:24 | 0.555441 | -0.19437 | 408 | 1,649 | 6,627 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
18 | Mission_Record_4541 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc4xow/what_is_it_called_when_a_chickpea_is_murdered/ | What is it called when a chickpea is murdered? Hummuside | 119 | 2021-12-09 00:20:14 | 0.553031 | 0.32158 | 696 | 2,737 | 10,851 | 248 | 248 | Vegetable Puns | false |
19 | Uncleted626 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc4d6r/my_8_year_old_son_dropped_a_blueberry_on_the_floor/ | My 8 year old son dropped a blueberry on the floor... He said: "These may contain antioxidants, but they don't have anti-accidents!" | 13 | 2021-12-08 23:51:39 | 0.595978 | 0.037749 | 537 | 2,163 | 8,550 | 255 | -1 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
20 | stwilliams2 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc49e9/whats_a_young_dogs_favorite_bread/ | What's a young dog's favorite bread? Puppernickel | 6 | 2021-12-08 23:46:30 | 0.373213 | 0.5418 | 789 | 3,179 | 12,631 | 124 | -1 | Animal Dad Jokes | false |
21 | OwenJthomas89 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc3xs9/i_just_saw_someone_stealing_my_garden_gate/ | I just saw someone stealing my garden gate I would have said something but I didn’t want them to take offence | 12 | 2021-12-08 23:29:04 | 0.261283 | -0.006623 | 500 | 2,024 | 8,144 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
22 | GoonerBear94 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc3w4j/bobby_was_introduced_to_terry_and_said_terry_is_a/ | Bobby was introduced to Terry and said "Terry is a girl's name!" Terry then proceeded to stab Bobby in the chest.Bobby died of dissin' Terry. | 324 | 2021-12-08 23:26:39 | 0.155875 | 0.144218 | 594 | 2,340 | 9,417 | 195 | -1 | Pun Jokes | false |
23 | uneeq33 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc3u68/why_was_the_teenage_girl_dancing_with_a_jar/ | Why was the teenage girl dancing with a jar? Because it was her jam | 24 | 2021-12-08 23:23:51 | 0.500692 | 0.079471 | 568 | 2,224 | 8,928 | 237 | 237 | Alcohol and Drinking Jokes | false |
24 | jordanss2112 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc3ncp/what_does_a_snowman_bring_the_barbeque/ | What does a snowman bring the barbeque? Brrrrrr-gurs Can't claim this as mine alone my six year old help come up with it. | 19 | 2021-12-08 23:14:16 | 0.270207 | 0.331395 | 692 | 2,728 | 10,961 | 173 | 173 | Snowman-themed Jokes | false |
25 | Calthropstu | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc3e07/on_my_way_home_from_work_on_october_20th_i_saw_a/ | On my way home from work on October 20th, I saw a house in what the night before was a vacant lot. The next night, it wasn't there. Then, on November 19th it was back. But it was gone the next day. I suspect it will be there December 18th as well. I think it's a werehouse. | 6 | 2021-12-08 23:01:23 | 0.300036 | 0.06913 | 564 | 2,217 | 8,787 | 308 | 308 | Puns and Wordplay | false |
26 | Reverend_Vader | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc36ri/why_is_it_inappropriate_to_make_a_dad_joke_if/ | Why is it inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad? Because it's a faux pa. | 65 | 2021-12-08 22:51:40 | 0.725646 | -0.334648 | 347 | 1,399 | 5,486 | 15 | 15 | Dad jokes and puns | false |
27 | Eagle4523 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc2pqo/until_recently_i_never_thought_i_wanted_a_beard/ | Until recently I never thought I wanted a beard… …but lately its been starting to grow on me | 13 | 2021-12-08 22:28:32 | -0.249734 | -0.30361 | 364 | 1,432 | 5,680 | 38 | 38 | Hair and Beard Jokes | false |
28 | Sea_Squirl | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc2ioy/i_have_a_lot_of_unemployment_jokes/ | I have a lot of unemployment jokes But none of them work | 7 | 2021-12-08 22:18:55 | 0.020462 | -0.636041 | 176 | 736 | 3,009 | 23 | 23 | Unemployment Jokes | false |
29 | dookieshoes2020 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc2hql/what_do_you_call_a_snowman_with_a_six_pack/ | What do you call a snowman with a six pack? The abdominal snowman... | 62 | 2021-12-08 22:17:39 | 0.253998 | 0.317681 | 692 | 2,728 | 10,832 | 173 | -1 | Snowman-themed Jokes | false |
30 | WarmPatient | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc1vv5/daughter_got_me_again/ | Daughter got me again Another situational joke from one of my daughtersDaughter2: wait, what’s a toast?Me: *explaining what a toast is*Me: everyone raise your glassesDaughter1: *promptly takes her glasses off her face and raises them in the air*She got me! | 19 | 2021-12-08 21:49:17 | 0.63054 | -0.012231 | 506 | 2,036 | 8,168 | 254 | 254 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
31 | UCMeInvest | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc1ut9/if_you_laid_a_blue_whale_from_end_to_end_on_a/ | If you laid a blue whale from end to end on a basketball court… …they would have to cancel the game. | 19 | 2021-12-08 21:47:56 | 0.032823 | 0.459432 | 752 | 2,977 | 11,970 | 107 | 107 | Fishing Jokes | false |
32 | AnEvilSunBro | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc0cwj/how_do_you_find_will_smith_in_the_snow/ | How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints. | 70 | 2021-12-08 20:35:55 | -0.368839 | 0.26172 | 650 | 2,580 | 10,280 | 6 | 6 | Will Smith snow joke | false |
33 | TRAKRACER | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc03vw/what_did_the_grape_suntan_before_meeting_with_his/ | What did the grape suntan before meeting with his boss? He was hoping for a raisin pay | 6 | 2021-12-08 20:23:59 | 0.581864 | 0.300268 | 665 | 2,674 | 10,725 | 248 | 248 | Vegetable Puns | false |
34 | Octipulvirus813 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc01s0/i_tried_drag_racing_the_other_day/ | I tried drag racing the other day It IS BRUTAL running in those heels | 14 | 2021-12-08 20:21:10 | 0.324244 | -0.224154 | 405 | 1,578 | 6,356 | 291 | -1 | Relationship and Gym Jokes | false |
35 | YZXFILE | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbzsac/i_was_in_the_hospital_and_asked_the_nurse_if_i/ | I was in the hospital and asked the nurse if I could do my own stitches. .She said "suture self". | 53 | 2021-12-08 20:09:02 | 0.372694 | -0.435285 | 309 | 1,195 | 4,695 | 225 | 225 | Medical Jokes | false |
36 | Akuma254 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbyuh3/if_i_die_from_hypothermia/ | If I die from hypothermia Please just let everyone know how cool I was | 20 | 2021-12-08 19:24:18 | 0.396177 | 0.019255 | 534 | 2,092 | 8,409 | 281 | 281 | Money and Banking Jokes | false |
37 | MyLatestInvention | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbyjpe/if_baby_groot_was_in_the_army_what_would_he_be/ | If Baby Groot was in the Army, what would he be? An Infant Tree Man. | 11 | 2021-12-08 19:09:58 | 0.182669 | 0.245104 | 626 | 2,533 | 10,187 | 197 | 197 | Wordplay Jokes | false |
38 | Raucous-Porpoise | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbyhgr/seminsfw_why_shouldnt_you_buy_trousers_from/ | [Semi-NSFW ]Why shouldn't you buy trousers from Northern Ukraine? Because chernobyl fall out | 39 | 2021-12-08 19:07:06 | 0.2671 | 0.224013 | 628 | 2,536 | 10,065 | 246 | 246 | Political and Cultural Jokes | false |
39 | IAMACARROTboi | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbxt4h/what_do_you_call_a_cop_in_bed_lord_help_me/ | What do you call a cop in bed? (Lord help me) An under-cover cop | 2,568 | 2021-12-08 18:35:07 | 0.216742 | -0.079542 | 467 | 1,894 | 7,501 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
40 | owmyfingy | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbxk6u/what_do_you_call_a_pony_with_a_sore_throat/ | What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse | 13 | 2021-12-08 18:23:28 | 0.44083 | 0.630607 | 855 | 3,374 | 13,404 | 50 | 50 | Horse Puns and Jokes | false |
41 | squatingonmars | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbwigs/what_is_an_otakus_favorite_fruit/ | What is an otaku's favorite fruit BaNANI? | 6 | 2021-12-08 17:36:09 | 0.51067 | 0.298293 | 664 | 2,672 | 10,720 | 264 | 264 | Food Puns | false |
42 | cthulhouette | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbuv94/electric_eels_dont_get_depressed/ | Electric eels don't get depressed. They try to remain positive. | 8 | 2021-12-08 16:21:04 | 0.013332 | 0.448906 | 752 | 2,976 | 11,840 | 107 | 107 | Fishing Jokes | false |
43 | Bsmoothy | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbuu2g/what_is_an_alcoholic_mexicans_favorite_book_to/ | What is an alcoholic mexican's favorite book to read?.... Tequila mockingbird!! I thought of this at work yesterday idk whats wrong with me lol | 9 | 2021-12-08 16:19:35 | 0.457141 | 0.101301 | 567 | 2,286 | 9,053 | 237 | 237 | Alcohol and Drinking Jokes | false |
44 | Pokerface2300 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbusxm/where_do_fruits_go_on_vacation/ | Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is | 7 | 2021-12-08 16:18:04 | 0.511127 | 0.283188 | 664 | 2,672 | 10,592 | 264 | -1 | Food Puns | false |
45 | Pokerface2300 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbupeq/what_do_you_call_a_factory_that_makes_okay/ | What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory. | 58 | 2021-12-08 16:13:17 | 0.278348 | 0.041556 | 532 | 2,152 | 8,529 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
46 | kbsn888 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbtfoc/arson_nah_man_its/ | Arson? Nah man it’s… *crime brûlée* | 247 | 2021-12-08 15:11:46 | 0.426423 | 0.072026 | 566 | 2,221 | 8,795 | 272 | 272 | Dad Jokes | false |
47 | chacham2 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbt78l/i_can_immediately_tell_if_someone_is_lying/ | I can immediately tell if someone is lying. I can also tell if they are standing. | 123 | 2021-12-08 15:00:46 | 0.178082 | -0.2815 | 370 | 1,445 | 5,835 | 212 | 212 | Playful Wordplay Jokes | false |
48 | BigOrangeMichael119 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbt6fg/what_do_you_get_if_you_cross_a_snowman_with_a/ | What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite | 10 | 2021-12-08 15:00:01 | 0.279601 | 0.35429 | 692 | 2,792 | 11,089 | 180 | 180 | Vampire and Ghost Jokes | false |
49 | shercroft | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbsqnc/youtubers_love_the_legend_of_zelda/ | YouTubers love the Legend of Zelda... They are always putting a Link in the description. | 18 | 2021-12-08 14:38:33 | 0.226522 | 0.125254 | 595 | 2,343 | 9,294 | 273 | 273 | Religious Jokes and Puns | false |
50 | Ghost_Maker85 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbs0su/what_do_you_call_an_alien_thats_a_baker/ | What do you call an alien that’s a baker? The breadator | 11 | 2021-12-08 14:02:40 | 0.627709 | 0.21661 | 634 | 2,484 | 9,960 | 256 | -1 | Food Puns | false |
51 | TRAKRACER | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbrv9d/my_barrista_asked_if_i_wanted_her_to_leave_a/ | My barrista asked if I wanted her to leave a litte room in my coffee I told her no thanks. I don't think it would fit | 11 | 2021-12-08 13:55:11 | 0.5214 | 0.095278 | 568 | 2,288 | 9,057 | 233 | -1 | Food and drink jokes | false |
52 | razzec_phone | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbrrgg/i_ran_into_the_office_this_morning_and_switched/ | I ran into the office this morning and switched the m and n keys on as many keyboards as I could. Some might call me a monster but The rest are definitely goimg to call ne a nomster. | 4,713 | 2021-12-08 13:49:42 | 0.183968 | -0.089815 | 466 | 1,893 | 7,499 | 305 | 305 | Puns and Wordplay Jokes | false |
53 | rei_920 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbrdss/a_gingerbread_man_went_to_the_doctors_complaining/ | A gingerbread man went to the doctor’s complaining of a sore knee. The doctor asked him. “Have you tried icing it?” | 9 | 2021-12-08 13:29:38 | 0.360361 | -0.401835 | 309 | 1,259 | 4,951 | 225 | -1 | Medical Jokes | false |
54 | TRAKRACER | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbr37n/they_say_a_dog_is_mans_best_friend_but_what_else/ | They say a dog is mans best friend, but what else can you always count on? Your fingers | 19 | 2021-12-08 13:13:39 | 0.342141 | 0.594211 | 821 | 3,306 | 13,141 | 140 | 140 | Dog Puns and Jokes | false |
55 | pllarsen | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbr2fn/how_much_does_santa_pay_to_park_his_sleigh/ | How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing…it’s on the house! | 54 | 2021-12-08 13:12:29 | 0.285496 | 0.157366 | 596 | 2,409 | 9,554 | 247 | 247 | Holiday Jokes and Puns | false |
56 | TRAKRACER | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbqsgr/why_did_the_lawnmower_stop_working/ | Why did the lawnmower stop working? It was tired of getting pushed around | 85 | 2021-12-08 12:57:53 | 0.415533 | 0.340413 | 694 | 2,733 | 10,970 | 243 | -1 | Garden and Egg Puns | false |
57 | robbdiggs | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbqrd9/caesar_whats_the_best_paper_size/ | Caesar, what's the best paper size? A2, Brute. | 15 | 2021-12-08 12:56:10 | 0.123696 | -0.175105 | 433 | 1,699 | 6,727 | 223 | -1 | Funny Paper Jokes | false |
58 | Fairwaydivots | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbqpa2/what_colour_is_wind/ | What colour is wind? Blew | 67 | 2021-12-08 12:52:56 | 0.330765 | 0.157652 | 597 | 2,410 | 9,557 | 249 | 249 | Weather-related Dad Jokes | false |
59 | goodfornotmuch | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbqhft/what_does_a_mathematician_do_when_hes_constipated/ | What does a mathematician do when he’s constipated? He works it out with a pencil ✏️. (I was constipated yesterday and remembered this joke…oldie but goodie in my house) | 98 | 2021-12-08 12:40:35 | 0.013456 | -0.218451 | 400 | 1,632 | 6,464 | 213 | 213 | Math Jokes | false |
60 | VeryLastBison | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbpxgo/why_do_dads_tell_such_awesome_jokes/ | Why do dads tell such awesome jokes? To help kids become awesome groan ups. | 102 | 2021-12-08 12:07:37 | 0.722106 | -0.240069 | 411 | 1,591 | 6,254 | 282 | 282 | Dad Jokes | false |
61 | Mental_Somewhere2341 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbpbtw/am_i_busy_tomorrow_ive_got_a_colonoscopy_in_the/ | Am I busy tomorrow? I’ve got a colonoscopy in the morning. But after that I’m wide open. | 73 | 2021-12-08 11:29:57 | 0.356878 | -0.448636 | 277 | 1,131 | 4,566 | 225 | 225 | Medical Jokes | false |
62 | Apprehensive-Force75 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbool0/can_february_march/ | Can February March Can February March?No but April May ;) | 63 | 2021-12-08 10:47:50 | 0.032122 | -0.427341 | 304 | 1,185 | 4,674 | 166 | 166 | Day and Month Jokes | false |
63 | Loklin23 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbohoy/at_school_i_had_a_teacher_called_mr_turtle/ | At school I had a teacher called Mr. Turtle He tortoise. | 9 | 2021-12-08 10:34:14 | 0.202691 | 0.528464 | 787 | 3,110 | 12,492 | 87 | 87 | Animal Jokes | false |
64 | Loklin23 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbogyl/what_do_squirrels_pay_with/ | What do squirrels pay with? Cashews. That's nuts. | 11 | 2021-12-08 10:32:47 | 0.539089 | 0.366503 | 696 | 2,801 | 11,234 | 149 | -1 | Corny Food Jokes | false |
65 | wigglygnome | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbo620/which_comedian_is_the_coldest/ | Which comedian is the coldest? Bill Burrrrrrrr | 33 | 2021-12-08 10:12:07 | 0.178128 | -0.125471 | 434 | 1,765 | 7,115 | 217 | 217 | Puns and Wordplay | false |
66 | Pokerface2300 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbo3de/what_do_you_call_a_fish_wearing_a_bowtie/ | What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated | 89 | 2021-12-08 10:07:02 | -0.013948 | 0.467129 | 751 | 2,975 | 11,967 | 107 | 107 | Fishing Jokes | false |
67 | Skilldini | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbnxc5/my_neighbour_knocked_on_my_door_at_230am_can_you/ | My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30am, can you believe that, 2.30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums. | 60 | 2021-12-08 09:56:16 | 0.096786 | -0.027146 | 497 | 2,019 | 8,006 | 265 | -1 | Music Puns and Jokes | false |
68 | Psychological-Gap552 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbnrkl/why_dont_chinese_kids_believe_in_santa/ | Why don't chinese kids believe in Santa? Because they make all the toys. | 6 | 2021-12-08 09:45:29 | 0.295369 | 0.161402 | 596 | 2,409 | 9,554 | 247 | 247 | Holiday Jokes and Puns | false |
69 | RockRida317 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbnkf8/what_did_jayz_call_his_wife_before_they_got/ | What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married Feyoncé | 816 | 2021-12-08 09:31:47 | 0.155243 | 0.079208 | 562 | 2,212 | 8,905 | 289 | 289 | Dark Humor Jokes | false |
70 | incredibleinkpen | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbnj9p/i_lost_my_job_as_a_waiter_when_i_served_one_of/ | I lost my job as a waiter when I served one of the customers his food. On the downside, I got chicken all over my tennis racket. | 18 | 2021-12-08 09:29:51 | 0.618313 | 0.114509 | 569 | 2,291 | 9,191 | 254 | 254 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
71 | humanbeast7 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbni5x/which_game_does_a_sunlight_alergic_gamer_play/ | Which game does a sunlight alergic gamer play? Dead By Daylight | 9 | 2021-12-08 09:27:39 | -0.106685 | -0.101495 | 462 | 1,820 | 7,353 | 128 | 128 | Sun and Moon Jokes | false |
72 | Gravy_Boi69 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbnfk1/i_really_had_to_climb_a_tall_tower_in_france/ | I really had to climb a tall tower in france... But Eiffel off... | 50 | 2021-12-08 09:23:01 | 0.404516 | 0.205291 | 630 | 2,476 | 9,945 | 188 | -1 | Puns and Wordplay | false |
73 | StormPhysical | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbmyc4/why_are_all_the_numbers_afraid_of_7/ | Why are all the numbers afraid of 7? Because 789. | 8 | 2021-12-08 08:50:00 | -0.067258 | -0.380296 | 302 | 1,245 | 5,051 | 66 | 66 | Number jokes | false |
74 | Bak_286 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rblum2/i_was_talking_to_my_mate_and_i_said_to_him/ | I was talking to my mate and I said to him “Why can I see right through you?”He said “my child, they’ve recently gone transgender”“So I’m transparent | 9 | 2021-12-08 07:36:18 | 0.607086 | -0.368196 | 345 | 1,331 | 5,222 | 190 | 190 | Dad Jokes | false |
75 | designerwookie | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbli1y/did_you_hear_about_the_penguin_that_found_a/ | Did you hear about the penguin that found a genies lamp? ...he got three fishes. | 7 | 2021-12-08 07:14:28 | 0.032364 | 0.46103 | 752 | 2,977 | 11,970 | 107 | 107 | Fishing Jokes | false |
76 | imnailingyourmom | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbkh6f/what_do_you_call_it_when_a_mother_gives_birth_on/ | What do you call it when a mother gives birth on a boat? A sea-section | 30 | 2021-12-08 06:12:07 | -0.016075 | 0.380298 | 719 | 2,847 | 11,326 | 98 | -1 | Ocean-Themed Jokes | false |
77 | NZOC | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbk6fh/why_are_2_canyons_better_than_1/ | Why are 2 canyons better than 1... ... because they are gorges.(Gorgeous, get it?)I'll see myself out.In my defense, my daughter told me that one. | 9 | 2021-12-08 05:54:32 | -0.041408 | 0.05679 | 527 | 2,142 | 8,637 | 113 | 113 | Pun Jokes | false |
78 | enzotoretto | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbjs77/whyd_the_alternate_universe_spiderman_do_so_well/ | Why’d the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He’s an excellent parallel Parker 😬 | 635 | 2021-12-08 05:31:06 | 0.080067 | 0.238237 | 625 | 2,530 | 10,181 | 177 | -1 | Body-related puns | false |
79 | Te_Quiero_Puta | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbjkfz/its_my_cakeday_so_heres_a_freebie_what_do_you/ | It's my cakeday so here's a freebie. What do you call a ghost who's invited to a meal with friends? A dinnergiest. | 194 | 2021-12-08 05:19:02 | -0.0225 | 0.205207 | 623 | 2,463 | 9,918 | 93 | 93 | Ghost and Skeleton Jokes | false |
80 | RichLeighton | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbjivi/pig_joke/ | Pig Joke What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled. | 6 | 2021-12-08 05:16:33 | 0.404356 | 0.514501 | 790 | 3,116 | 12,377 | 123 | -1 | Animal Wordplay Jokes | false |
81 | LeKrispyKreme | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbjfyw/whats_a_concert_that_only_costs_45_cents/ | Whats a concert that only costs 45 cents? 50 cent ft. Nickleback | 7 | 2021-12-08 05:11:59 | 0.881524 | -0.376579 | 318 | 1,276 | 5,112 | 10 | 10 | Cheap Concert Jokes | false |
82 | nevertriedthat | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbjeom/how_do_potatoes_get_to_the_moon/ | How do potatoes get to the moon? They fly in space-chips. | 138 | 2021-12-08 05:10:00 | 0.69208 | 0.513605 | 795 | 3,126 | 12,396 | 31 | 31 | Moon Restaurant Jokes | false |
83 | InToTheWoodsWeGo2 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbisw3/what_do_you_call_someone_who_hates_using_fax/ | What do you call someone who hates using fax machines? Anti-Faxer | 16 | 2021-12-08 04:36:47 | 0.16893 | -0.14305 | 434 | 1,765 | 6,986 | 217 | 217 | Puns and Wordplay | false |
84 | wimpykidfan37 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbifk1/what_do_you_do_when_you_are_attacked_by_circus/ | What do you do when you are attacked by circus clowns? Go for the juggler! | 27 | 2021-12-08 04:17:20 | -0.093653 | 0.168003 | 590 | 2,397 | 9,530 | 78 | 78 | Clown Juggler Jokes | false |
85 | MadCrow024 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbhrlq/what_is_the_cheapest_way_to_stay_in_shape/ | What is the cheapest way to stay in shape? Free Weights. | 19 | 2021-12-08 03:42:31 | 0.278435 | -0.206803 | 404 | 1,640 | 6,481 | 295 | 295 | Humorous Puns and Jokes | false |
86 | Doggo_BorkBork | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbhh6e/i_found_the_perfect_class_to_learn_about_fevers/ | I found the perfect class to learn about fevers It's called "Body Temperature 101".Sorry for the Non-Americans, pretend it says "Body Temperature 38" | 8 | 2021-12-08 03:27:50 | 0.411416 | 0.0394 | 534 | 2,157 | 8,538 | 279 | -1 | Puns and Wordplay | false |
87 | vedvikra | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbh8gv/buckets_really_are_the_best/ | Buckets really are the best Everything else just PAILs in comparison. | 13 | 2021-12-08 03:16:16 | 0.403378 | 0.087942 | 566 | 2,220 | 8,921 | 277 | 277 | Puns and Wordplay | false |
88 | gaudiocomplex | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbh88k/so_i_hired_this_dude_to_count_people_in_the_bible/ | So I hired this dude to count people in the Bible for me. How many Noah's are there. How many Moseses. That sort of thing. Well, today, he stopped about halfway through. I'm sad to say that I had to let him go. I mean, he only had one Job. | 3,436 | 2021-12-08 03:16:00 | 0.293775 | 0.073826 | 564 | 2,217 | 8,786 | 251 | -1 | Wordplay and Puns | false |
89 | ggfchl | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbgnck/a_limbo_champion_walks_into_a_bar/ | A limbo champion walks into a bar He was disqualified | 934 | 2021-12-08 02:48:21 | -0.169499 | 0.158444 | 589 | 2,394 | 9,525 | 58 | 58 | Bar Jokes | false |
90 | DatabaseSolid | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbfzjp/did_you_know_the_first_computer_dates_back_to/ | Did you know the first computer dates back to Adam and Eve? It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed. | 298 | 2021-12-08 02:15:30 | 0.120288 | -0.053404 | 497 | 1,955 | 7,751 | 305 | 305 | Puns and Wordplay Jokes | false |
91 | OhEmGeeRachael | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbfdws/chicken_strips/ | Chicken strips Dad: I don't know what I want; I'm not very hungry.Server: Maybe the chicken strips for $6?Dad: Maybe it does but that doesn't make me any less hungry! | 6 | 2021-12-08 01:46:33 | 0.672537 | 0.016191 | 538 | 2,101 | 8,427 | 254 | 254 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
92 | DatabaseSolid | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbf8bv/where_did_the_two_bananas_finally_settle_their/ | Where did the two bananas finally settle their dispute? At the Court of A-peels. | 19 | 2021-12-08 01:38:53 | 0.514084 | 0.294227 | 664 | 2,672 | 10,592 | 264 | 264 | Food Puns | false |
93 | FearTheCheese203 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbewrf/when_is_mount_interest_the_tallest/ | When is Mount Interest the tallest? At it’s pique | 8 | 2021-12-08 01:23:03 | 0.131346 | -0.079061 | 466 | 1,892 | 7,496 | 305 | 305 | Puns and Wordplay Jokes | false |
94 | Forest_eats_yo_cake | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbepgx/whats_the_most_dangerous_part_of_the_pool_for/ | What’s the most dangerous part of the pool for children? Depends. | 13 | 2021-12-08 01:13:11 | 0.048817 | 0.329582 | 688 | 2,721 | 10,947 | 94 | 94 | Humor and Lifeguard Jokes | false |
95 | NicksBB | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbe0wl/my_wife_always_laughs_at_me_whenever_i_shit_myself/ | My wife always laughs at me whenever I shit myself. She loves self-defecating humor. | 7 | 2021-12-08 00:38:50 | 0.437983 | -0.217876 | 407 | 1,646 | 6,492 | 292 | 292 | Relationship Humour | false |
96 | andersonfmly | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbdm5b/my_kids_keep_laughing_at_and_teasing_me_about_my/ | My kids keep laughing at and teasing me about my memory… Well, they won’t be laughing or teasing when there’s no decorated eggs hidden under the Christmas tree. | 7 | 2021-12-08 00:18:07 | 0.461518 | 0.071877 | 567 | 2,222 | 8,797 | 237 | -1 | Alcohol and Drinking Jokes | false |
97 | ragingbulgogi | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbdgfi/whats_a_sugar_pill_that_looks_like_a_ghost/ | What's a sugar pill that looks like a ghost? PlaceBOO | 6 | 2021-12-08 00:10:03 | 0.515136 | 0.138043 | 600 | 2,352 | 9,312 | 233 | 233 | Food and drink jokes | false |
98 | fullfrontalfluidity | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbd5k9/what_does_a_dad_do_to_find_out_who_changed_the/ | What does a dad do to find out who changed the thermostat? Whatever it takes. | 27 | 2021-12-07 23:55:18 | 0.53293 | -0.126051 | 440 | 1,777 | 7,138 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
99 | incredibleinkpen | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbd43m/my_driving_instructor_told_me_to_reverse_park/ | My driving instructor told me to reverse park. I said, "Krap..." | 10 | 2021-12-07 23:53:14 | 0.329034 | -0.073193 | 469 | 1,898 | 7,637 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
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