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@Dishasatra LOL @PJ_CRACKER @ROFLaaLa Lala, make me your sister, please!
@Dishasatra LOL @PJ_CRACKER @ROFLaaLa Lala mujhe bhi apni behen bana le please
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the male youth of nation has awakened. what about the female youth?
Desh ka yuva jaag chuka hai, yuvika ka kya?
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0 @BDUTT Mam is looking frustrated after #TripleTalaq judgement! This is the correct time to send her the link of blue whale game!
0 @BDUTT Mam kaafi frustration me lag rahi hain #TripleTalaq judgement ke baad ! Yahi mauka hain inko koi link bhejo re Blue whale game ki!
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@i_am_nat_war help the helpless woman.
@i_am_nat_war abla naari ki help kar
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Election commission should keep an eye on @BJP4India.Seeing gujarat getting out ogf their control, they are remembering about #GST
Election commission ko bhi @BJP4India par najar rakhni chahiye. Gujarat Haath se jaata Dekh ab #GST yaad aa gaya inhe
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what happened was wrong, let us pay homage!
Bahot hi galat huwa ya, shraddhanjali arpit karte hai :'(
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RT @SRKswarrior1 : Dhoni got out after playing 59 balls! good ! he made 29 runs in 59 balls. if he would have played 106 balls, then he would have made 16 runs.
RT @SRKswarrior1 : Arre yaar Dhoni 59 ball mein out hogaya Akkian - accha hua ! 59 ball mein 29 run banaayeAgar 106 ball khelta to sirf 16-…
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@indiantweeter only that happens that is acceptable to god.
@indiantweeter wahi hota hai jo manzoor-e-khuda hota hai.
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@iamGunjanGrunge MaPoSe murder can be forgiven.. but not drunk driving
@iamGunjanGrunge MaPoSe murder maaf kar sakta hai.. Drunk driving nahi
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@Tweepshikha so i also thought that your face might be there somewhere :-/
@Tweepshikha toh mujhe laga tumhari bhi shakal hogi usmein kahin :-/
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my story was totally opposite .. Even after refusing to give money, my father used to give me always.
my story ws totally opposite ... maa mana karti thi n papa paise dete thhe ... alwez ... :)
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@rynkee Kaho naa pyaar hai
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@69fubar ahh ahh captain!!
@69fubar Aye Aye captain
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@Alllahdin i will explain you everything, sometimes this happens in love..
@Alllahdin sab samajta hu main, pyar mein kabhi kabhi aisa ho jata hai
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he has so many coins in his wallet https://twitter.com/firstpost/status/603429262750691329 …
Itne to bhai wallet me chillar lekar chalte haihttps://twitter.com/firstpost/status/603429262750691329 …
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@peachypiscean you assurances are like Kejriwal, always disappointing.
@peachypiscean tumhare aashwasan Kejriwal jaise hote hai, hamesha disappointing </3 :'(
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RT @khanakram421 : She : i wan't a silver coloured dress. Shopkeeper : so you want a silver coloured salwar??
RT @khanakram421 : She : Bhaiyya mujhe Chandi colour ka dress chahiyeShopkeeper : Accha to tumhe Silver kameez chahiye ?
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you will reap as you sow. He cheated dada ..
jo jaisa dusro k sath krta h uske sath aisa hi hota h ..he cheated dada ...
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Modi has banned notes #Notebandi. But when will he find a girl for #foreveralone engineers? are these the good days?
Modi ne #Notebandi toh kar di " par hamaare jaise #foreveralone engineers ke liye bandi kab dhund dega 0 Kya yahi hai acche din?
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man, what are you saying? https://twitter.com/iNeelSoni/status/654200935128895488 …
Bhai kya bol raha hai https://twitter.com/iNeelSoni/status/654200935128895488 …
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from morning, i have neither got a favourite nor a half mention.
Subah se na koi favorite mila hai, na mila hai aadha mention.
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if you wan't to win the workcup, then can sehwag and yuvraj in the team.
agar woldcup jitna h na to ..sehwag aur yuvi ko bulale team me
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@BDUTT @AmanKayamHai Grow up Bharkha ... It's too much now. in india, there is shaktiman who is in problem even today... go there and come!
@BDUTT @AmanKayamHai Grow up Bharkha ... It's too much now . Bharat mai kahi shaktiman hai joo aaj bhi problem mai hai ... Whaha Jaa kar aao
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@balliawalebaba hahaha.. now that you have come, do some work.
@balliawalebaba hahaha.. Ab aaye ho to kuch kaam bhi karlo
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@DefucktiveHumor do we need a visa to go to pakistan? don't be mad.
@DefucktiveHumor pakistan jane ke liye bhi visa chahiye kya? Paagal mat ban
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grow your beard and hide your ugly face! #JaagoGrahak
Daadhi badhao gandi shakal chupao. #JaagoGrahak
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Sonia Gandhi didn't know that 90% evolution of the brain happens in 5 years.
Sonia Gandhi ko pata nahi tha ki 90% dimag ka vikas 5 saal tak ho jaata hai.
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@anjanasukhani highly obliged _/\_
@anjanasukhani Mandal Aabhari _/\_
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#GST is The new Duckworth Lewis method., which no one has understood till date.
#GST is The new Duckworth Lewis method. Jo Aaj Tak Kisi ko samjh nhi aaya
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@vakeel_saheba don't watch porn too much.
@vakeel_saheba Porn mat dekha karo zyada
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@GhantaGuy are you in auto since 9 hours??
@GhantaGuy 9 ghante se auto main hai?
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#TripleTalaq sir, you stole everything. triple talaq, ram mandir, vikas appeasement, leave something for the opposition!
#TripleTalaq sirji aap ne to sab chura liya. triple "talaq ram "mandir "vikas appeasement opposition ko kucchh chhodo
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sir, can't wait for #Bajrangi_bhaijaan
sir, can't wait fr #Bajrangi_bhaijaan <3
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@tweeting_pal now tell whose.. we will think the entire night @Insane_chorri @HathwalaThakur @MeetUunngLee
@tweeting_pal ab bata bhi de kiska.. raat bhar sochte rahenge @Insane_chorri @HathwalaThakur @MeetUunngLee
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who put the keys? and who lost it?
Toh chaabi kisne lagayi? Aur khoyi kisne?
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my mind got pleased after seeing it.
man prasann ho gaya dekh kar .
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if you put your feet in shit, then you will have to wash. if you fall in love, then you will have to cry. #lrshaad
Ghu mein pair rakhoge toh dhona padega, pyaar mein padoge toh rona padega. #Irshaad
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G1 to G2: your and my love is immortal. Amar: i like both of you.
G1 to G2: Tera mera pyar amar. Amar: Mujhe tum dono pasand ho.
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He cries and cries and cries because you want let him do it ? Did you say you were seeing a \ " guy\ " ? ;)
He cries and cries and cries becoz u wnt let him do it ? Did you say you were seeing a \ " guy\ " ? ;)
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@Vyomnaut ohh.. this is a hidden matter. how did you get to know?
@Vyomnaut ohh.. Ye to andar ki baat hai.. Tumhe kaha se pata lagi ?
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wives dishonour in front of everyone https://twitter.com/anjanabhartia/status/887558772826152960 …
Sabke saamne naak toh katwa hi deti hai biwiyahttps://twitter.com/anjanabhartia/status/887558772826152960 …
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excellent, missing home.
superr se uperrrrr (y) missng home
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means which days do we have to come - 28 or 29?
matlab 28 or 29 me se kis din aana hai..
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excellent !! guddu has started making too many gags ....:)
kya baat hai !!guddu phir se dher sare gags banane laga ....:)
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shubham teotia ..his scores will be added in the end ..lol :)
shubham teotia ..iske number final me judenge ..lol :)
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now you cannot do any sting operation and make the government feel ashmed. you wll be killed #RightToPrivacy
Chalo ab koi sting operation karke kisi sarkar ko nanga nahi kar sakti ... maare jaoge #RightToPrivacy
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@justicearnab now i am being told bad words :/
@justicearnab mujhe to ab se gaaliya padne lagi hai :/
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is there cash in ATM? https://twitter.com/CopyWalaTweet/status/803470605039255552 …
ATM me cash aane ka ?https://twitter.com/CopyWalaTweet/status/803470605039255552 …
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@Beingakashss thanks man, i had waited for your tweet.
@Beingakashss thanks bhai Tere Tweet Ka Wait Tha Mujhe
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we will hit you by throwing a pig, all ideas of radicalism will be washed out .https://twitter.com/defencepk/status/867363923770523649 …
Yahan se ek suwar phenk kar maarenge, saara radicalism uttar jayega.https://twitter.com/defencepk/status/867363923770523649 …
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before reading all this, why didn't my eyes come off?https://twitter.com/meDigitalGanesh/status/868125471636164610 …
Ye sab padhne se pehle meri aankhein kyun nahi phoot gayihttps://twitter.com/meDigitalGanesh/status/868125471636164610 …
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how hard has your heart broken?
kitne zor se diltoota hai tumhara?
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will you reply?
Aap reply karenge....?
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#RailBudget2015 #PrabhuKiRail " better late than never" This budget is a revolution in Modern Indian Railways .
#RailBudget2015 #PrabhuKiRail " Prabhu der aaye par durust aaye " This budget is a revolution in Modern Indian Railways .
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@hindiplz @insane_chorri hearing about allahabad, i remembered that we had stayed in allahpur/alopibagh for one year.
@hindiplz @insane_chorri Allahabad se yaad aaya hum Allahpur/Alopibagh mein poora ek saal rahe the :)
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@HITKPKD #LalHITMovies to rescue yourself from me, you will have to go to moon... and i have heard that is a very lonely place..
@HITKPKD #LalHITMovies Mujse bachne ke liye tumhe moon jaana padega... aur suna hai wo bahut loon place hai
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I am going to the swimming pool continuously since the last 30 days. and these girls haven't given me a holiday. i will have to stop this form tomorrow.
30 din se continuously swimming pool ja raha hoon. Aur in ladkiyon ne ek bhi din chhutti nahi ki. Kal se band karna padega.
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brother, from where do you hail?
Bhaijaan kaha he aap?
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I'm also against arrest of Tanmay Bhat, they should be released after some minor punishment.
I'm also against arrest of Tanmay Bhat, kaan pakad ke utthak-baithak karwa kar chhod dena chahiye.
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Even the dog has a luck factor. https://twitter.com/iKunaal/status/699562516662214657 …
Kuttey ki to kismat haihttps://twitter.com/iKunaal/status/699562516662214657 …
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"i am amitabh bachchan from kaun banega crorepati" SBI Employee: now its time to close the bank. call tomorrow.
"Mein Kaun Banega Crorepati se Amitabh Bachchan bol raha hu.." SBI Employee: Ab to bank band hone ka time ho gaya. Kal phone karna..
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@akshaykanitkar keep drumming !! @witchybitchygal
@akshaykanitkar Bajate Raho !! @witchybitchygal
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#WorldNoTobaccoDay on this note, let's drink a cigarette.
#WorldNoTobaccoDay issi baat par ek cigarette sulgao.
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"brother, please bring one malai chicken kofta" #DrunkDialogue
"Bhaiya ek Malai chicken kofta lana" #DrunkDialogue
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@Jamuntini Oh ho. today G=ghaib.
@Jamuntini Oh ho. Aaj Ghaib.
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@Gauribee no white no
@Gauribee naa gori naa
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only kejriwal everything else rubbish
only kejriwal ... baki sab bakwass
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don't show me eyes assuming that i am a small child. arya stark @AndColorPockeT
Chota bachcha samajh ke humko na aankh dikhaana re.. - Arya Stark @AndColorPockeT
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@lack_a_daisy @Being_Humor brother, one point minus to you
@lack_a_daisy @Being_Humor bhai minus one point tujhe
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from "freedom is my bride" to "my work is my valentine"
From "azaadi hi meri Dulhan hai" to "Mera toh kaam hi mera valentine hai"
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@MeetUunngLee all networks are like that, man.
@MeetUunngLee sab networks aise hi hai bhai
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its Ch 97 99:34 you told wrong.. now you are gone.. @friendlii_ghost
its Ch 97 99:34 tune galat bola.. ab to tu gaya @friendlii_ghost
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.@sonakshisinha the girl has given a witty piece of advice. pic.twitter.com/czDwKdvDaS
.@sonakshisinha ladkdi ne dimaag wali baat kahi haipic.twitter.com/czDwKdvDaS
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long live india !! http://markmanson.net/a-dust-over-india …
Bharat mata ki jaihttp://markmanson.net/a-dust-over-india …
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when will chotta bheem new movie come? can't wait.
chota bheem new movie kab aayegi sir? can't wait
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@Lala_The_Don te good time of bihar has began #GoodByeNitishKumar
@Lala_The_Don abb Bihar mein achha waqt shuru #GoodByeNitishKumar
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@KyaUkhaadLega @zoomphatak why man? what question do you want to ask?
@KyaUkhaadLega @zoomphatak kyu bhai? Kya sawaal puchna hai?
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yes, life is passing.
haan zindagi hamari kaat rahi hai.
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yesterday mr modi brought rs. 4.5 lakh crore from Dubai. today he gave rs. 1.25 lak crore to bihar. now he has rs. 3.25 lakh crore left.
Kal Modi ji Dubai se 4.5 lakh crore le kar aaye.. Aaj Bihar ko 1.25 de diya.. Ab bache 3.25 lakh crore
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the team which has these 4, why are those remaining 7 players given in bonus to them? #RCBvDD
Jis team ke paas aise top 4 ho, use baki ke 7 players bonus me kyu diye jaate hain! #RCBvDD
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@kaalia_bhatt nothing can be seen
@kaalia_bhatt kuch dikh nahi raha
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@GavriE01 have we come here for a joke?
@GavriE01 hum yahan mazak karne aaye hain kya
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Relationship Status: everthing is dependent on hope.
Relationship Status: Ummeed par boner kaayam hai.
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stop it @awk_doc ji.. i ran down to tears.
Bas karo @awk_doc ji.. Aankhon me aansu aa gaye
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@Riskiest_Poison sometimes i get frustrated.
@Riskiest_Poison KABHI KABHI FRUSTRATE HO JATA HU
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@Fabled_Me don't defame me like that @runjhunmehrotra
@Fabled_Me aise badnam mat kar @runjhunmehrotra
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@huh_watnow send me any colour screen
@huh_watnow koi bhi bhej do color screen wala
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bhai aapki ye movie chhappar far dega
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my father sweetly calls your mother like this. https://twitter.com/e29ad41b95b341d/status/697799527986655234 …
Mere paapa tumhare mummy ko aisa pyar se bulaate hai. https://twitter.com/e29ad41b95b341d/status/697799527986655234 …
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do you want a uber? it will come in 2 minutes yes, i want. call it yourself using the app.
Uber chahiye? 2 minute main a jayegi. Haan chahiye Khud bula lo app khol ke lol
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@iamGunjanGrunge we are all together and you all are are frightened@witchybitchygal
@iamGunjanGrunge hum sab mile hue hai aur tum hile hue ho @witchybitchygal
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the law did their work, that's why the terrorist killed the daughter. .https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/607822591085051904 …
Kanoon ne apna kaam kiya tabhi to teri terrorist beti ko maara.https://twitter.com/ANI_news/status/607822591085051904 …
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when i teach a basketball in my own school , we are going to spend the 1st day watching larry bird videos and the rest will take care of itself .
when i teach a basketball in my own school ,we're gonna spend the 1st day watching larry bird videos ,&amp; the rest will take care of itself .
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@nawab_lucknow i feel pity on their condition..Pathetic#NitishKaNakliVikas
@nawab_lucknow daya aati hai inki condition pe mujhe..Pathetic#NitishKaNakliVikas
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@ImranKhanPTI i am talking abut #trump and you being a minister are crying over JIT.
@ImranKhanPTI #trump Ki bat kar raha hy or yah minister ho kr JIT ka rona ro raha hy
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@ttrinadasgupta Aaila, why not outside?
@ttrinadasgupta Aaila, bahar kyu nahi
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we aren't sure "so what do we say about kautilya? #GST #IndiaToday #TheHinduExplains
Hum khud sure nahi hai "toh Kautilya ke baarein main kya kahe #GST #IndiaToday #TheHinduExplains
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@Arunapk57 @JustLikeMikee yes, but not for the remaining 90% of the people. :-P
@Arunapk57 @JustLikeMikee bilkul, magar baaki 90% logon ke liye nahi :-P
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seems like rahul gandhi is supporting zimbabwe . #WhereIsRahulGandhi #WhereIsRahul
Lag rha hai aaj Rahul Gandhi Zimbabwe ka Support kr rhe the . #WhereIsRahulGandhi #WhereIsRahul
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@narendramodi its too much " we hear everything you say, now you hear us" now eat bullet agaist a bullet #MannKiBaat
@narendramodi ji ab bhot hogya " ham aapki har baat maan rhe h aap bhi hamari ek baat manlo " ab bullet ki jagah bullet hi khilao 0 #MannKiBaat
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