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I’ve been kicked in the leg my foots been stamped on. I can’t imagine the pain of this | [
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] | eea0vlj |
you made history, at least | [
27
] | ed7cw0f |
He was a bony old bastard and probably jealous of their big cat energy. | [
3
] | ee0m7ga |
B-b-but we can't tax them or they'll leave the country... | [
27
] | edi0q8z |
That’s a wonderful meaningless word salad | [
0
] | edzoy70 |
Edit: Four on Five now man! Woo! | [
13
] | ee3cnev |
It’s a self fulfilling prophesy. They know things are getting more violent because they are looking to make them that way. | [
4
] | efbnryi |
I regret not grabbing my work laptop today, then I wouldn't have to leave fort blanket until Thursday. | [
24
] | ef8he49 |
Congrats, proud of you ! Hopefully I can follow your lead and get myself out of a similar situation | [
13,
20,
21
] | eeaqwk8 |
Haha I know the guy in the middle of the picture. Small world | [
1
] | ef4gecy |
Yeah, that's why I feel [NAME] or [NAME] would have a better chance. | [
4,
27
] | ee2otrm |
Or just head on to Galleon's Grave. I just hate Dagger Tooth. | [
2,
3,
10
] | effzdwk |
podcasts also can help a lot to distract yourself (･ω<)☆ | [
4
] | eesxjm2 |
Needs another "hockey feels hard at the moment" and a game against Dallas after that. | [
27
] | edmf7ti |
Thanks for the explanation. I got out pre marriage and always wonderd if it would have got worse if we had got married | [
15
] | ef9uzf9 |
Don't worry. I took one for the team and checked. Yes it's real. | [
4
] | ed7pdud |
That was your saddest shortest story yet | [
25
] | ed3ju9g |
I might get to phaneuf traded levels of joy. | [
17
] | edy0f7h |
This should be on r/Unexpected oh wait... | [
27
] | ees7jmv |
wow even the buildings on the poster haven't loaded in | [
26
] | ef231vk |
I mean I just screenshotted this out of my news feed. | [
27
] | ef16nv4 |
IM ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW | [
27
] | ed6z5nc |
Eh, Level 7 is pretty serious. Give me my Massif and I'll survive anything. | [
3
] | eeuf8yg |
He is not acknowledging anything, he is hoovering. Don’t fall for it. | [
5,
27
] | ee1xqeb |
My dad has an irrational fear of the dark. | [
3,
14
] | effj8jg |
Can I ask why he isn’t willing? Thanks - I hope it works out for you. Maybe take this time to work on you! | [
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15,
20
] | eebcxwm |
I know. Imagine calling your kid [NAME].. | [
27
] | ee1cx1m |
@AOC for President 2028! | [
27
] | effovwm |
Feel your pain. | [
5
] | effglrt |
He can’t be like that in that business but it already sounds too late. No wonder his staff quit on him. | [
10
] | efeo2ug |
this songs gonna get stuck inside yo this songs gonna get stuck inside yo this songs gonna get stuck inside yo heeaaaaad!!! | [
27
] | eevmr4u |
You have to leave the house. | [
2,
27
] | ed4u9v4 |
Well good luck with that. [NAME] does nothing but be a minor headache with occasionally killing some border guards. | [
20
] | eeop7db |
Women don't want their own shit. They want our shit. ---- [NAME] | [
11
] | eddjj3o |
Toughest shit I’ve experienced never been in love like this before but a few beverages and some time I’ll be all good, thanks bro! | [
15
] | ed7okk7 |
>tries to insult [NAME] for wasting time in a stupid thread >is only other person in thread | [
27
] | eenjasg |
If I were him, I would have made sure to fall HARD the second the first officer touched me. Congrats, you're getting paid kid. | [
13,
20
] | eer46vu |
>just something motor**sport** fans tell themselves to avoid admitting it’s not really a **sport**. Errr. | [
3,
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] | edsysfm |
You’ve just exemplified your own idea, thank you for further explaining it. I couldn’t agree more. | [
10,
15
] | ee2lmp7 |
Wow now I know there's a twist. Why even watch it? | [
26
] | eet1cz5 |
I thought I saw somewhere that he works for a company that is notorious for underpaying their developers. | [
27
] | ee4sg0j |
What are the chances [NAME] is in that 10% at 32? | [
7
] | ee3xf9n |
I agree with this | [
4
] | ed0md4x |
Oh lord, we're about to have a hell of an offseason | [
9,
14
] | ef7zuuk |
I don't think you could actually find something that's *unambiguously* racist. That's just how dog whistles work. | [
10,
27
] | efdy0bu |
Iq designed by the military to see who would be the best pencil pusher subordinates | [
27
] | edz6of7 |
I'm glad we agree. | [
17
] | edwsp5h |
This game is pretty drunk. | [
0
] | eeql12c |
Would love to have him come back to the organization in some way. GOAT. | [
18
] | eduinw7 |
#YOU'RE RIGHT, PEOPLE BEING OUTRAGED BY THE ACTIONS OF A CRIMINAL IS HYSTERICAL! | [
27
] | ee9q7kp |
Fuck that doll. Energizer bunny from hell. | [
27
] | edaoj4u |
That's what you get when you stretch a series for too long.... "Ohhh gee....welp.... another one....." | [
4
] | ef7t3mt |
I laugh, but I genuinely believed this until I was 8 or so. | [
1
] | edeju5w |
I won't even reply anymore. That radio silence mid convo really gets on my nerves. | [
9,
27
] | edty7cn |
Shh that breaks the narrative though. | [
27
] | edip7f3 |
All game types are easy ekia. You sound jealous. | [
27
] | eczo13g |
So do you think the court ruling to release the money to them is fake or something? | [
7
] | edu8v0c |
[NAME] face looks like some actress/model who I can picture in my head but I cant remember her name | [
0
] | efbbppy |
That’s a bold move, [NAME]. Let’s see if it pays off. | [
27
] | edb87pt |
Oh same! But with [NAME]! | [
26
] | ed3rmql |
I actually feel assaulted by this video. | [
25
] | edj86o3 |
A real man ain't be ashamed of crying. I cry with you my bro. Let's all cry together! | [
4
] | eexcpmf |
Thank you for the good chuckle. | [
15
] | ee2u72x |
If you’re in public, I suggest you hide your concern as much as you can. | [
5
] | eepni1g |
As much as I'd love to say it's mine, sadly I can't | [
18,
25
] | edull4a |
I’m not signing that 😂 dude can hopefully stay banned | [
10,
20
] | edm3fe6 |
I feel like Tankathon was made for or by magic fans. Such an amazing website lol | [
1
] | edmypep |
That’s why it’s petty revenge. It may have been petty to take a bit of enjoyment in it, but she made her own bed | [
27
] | ee8ifsr |
Ive been asked this in a similar situation as well. Interviewer was female and i would bet it was female in OP's case too | [
4
] | edmub15 |
Wat u been ordering u naughty boy😂 | [
1
] | edutjoh |
I will keep that in mind for next time | [
27
] | ef661mb |
This very thing got me diagnosed as ADD. I'm of the drugs now and feeling way much better. | [
4,
23
] | edaycz5 |
I hate y'all too | [
2
] | ef0z5qz |
You can do it!!! | [
20
] | efdof51 |
Catch him in the act. SPIDER-MAN WITH HIS HANDS IN A COOKIE JAR. | [
27
] | eebwehz |
Way too fancy | [
27
] | eec3gwk |
[NAME], you are hilarious! Congratulations | [
27
] | efe88il |
Yes. And I wish people weren't so afraid to say it as many times as necessary. | [
8
] | ee9nvvg |
Drive around Belle Meade Highlands; you might be able to get lucky on an older rental home. | [
27
] | edljjo8 |
Breath little dude, breath. | [
27
] | edy9kgc |
Whew. I'm safe then. | [
23
] | edmzsh6 |
be careful of the island guy, he is sweet but he can be a lion too" | [
27
] | edfnm82 |
Is it only possible for men to be crossdressers? I’ve never heard a woman called that, even if she’s dressed like a man. | [
26,
27
] | ef5nwi0 |
I apologize for doubting you. | [
24
] | eeeky7q |
Neat sub idea! I like it. | [
0
] | ee3egg2 |
We sacrifice them both to [NAME] and throw them in the Baler! | [
25
] | ed50tbz |
Seriously? I couldn't even remember the dude's name until about halfway through the season honestly. | [
26
] | edkxs5c |
Yep. Cool story troll. | [
0
] | edrpned |
Cut this out .. ALLEN or bust | [
27
] | ee56j0b |
Sad and very true though. Case in point. | [
25
] | edou9ti |
I don’t think spurs gonna sell one of them main player to a rival like that. Not for this little. | [
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27
] | ef4ca1q |
That’s not very cash money of you | [
27
] | ed636aq |
That sound you are hearing is me, a middle aged woman, applauding you wildly. How fun this is to read on my morning break. | [
17
] | eexrouu |
You haven't responded as to how its not just a parallel analogy, all said was he did | [
27
] | eear6bl |
It's both. Keep your eyes open and you'll see more.. | [
27
] | ee4abw1 |
That's amazing | [
0
] | ed9ax77 |
Am I confusing you with someone? I thought you had posted that you liked older women. | [
6
] | edodox5 |
This is all soooo nice. What nice people. | [
0,
15
] | edolz10 |
I need to hear more stories like this. I've only heard horror stories of the pain with the surgery as an adult. | [
8
] | ee8pk8u |
This is just a stupid question. The answer is who cares? [NAME] is on an entirely different level from [NAME]. | [
3,
10
] | ee826u2 |