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Love that for you, not my problem. | I delight in that for thee, it is not my concern. |
Mood, I totally get what you're saying. | Verily, I concur, I fully comprehend thy sentiment. |
OK Boomer, your opinions are outdated. | Very well, Boomer, thy viewpoints are antiquated. |
Periodt, there's nothing more to be said. | Periodt, there is naught else to utter. |
He's pressed because he didn't get the job. | He is vexed for he did not attain the occupation. |
I'm just pushin P, keeping it real. | I am simply staying true to myself, maintaining authenticity. |
My reply got ratio'd, more engagement than the original post. | Mine response hath garnered more interaction than the initial proclamation. |
He's salty about losing the game. | He is bitter regarding his loss in the match. |
That comeback was savage! | That retort was ruthless! |
I'm shooketh by her unexpected announcement. | I am taken aback by her unforeseen declaration. |
He's such a simp for her, always trying to impress. | He is truly a simp for her, ever endeavoring to amaze. |
Sis, you look stunning in that outfit. | My dear, thou dost appear resplendent in that attire. |
This song absolutely slaps, can't stop dancing. | This melody doth surely impress, I cannot cease to dance. |
She knows how to slay on the runway. | She possesses the art of impressing upon the runway. |
He's a real snack, quite handsome. | He is a true delight, exceedingly comely. |
Her makeup is snatched, looks flawless. | Her cosmetics are impeccable, she appears flawless. |
Snatched my wig, I didn't see that coming! | Stolen my periwig, I did not foresee that! |
He's a stan for that band, knows all their songs. | He is a fervent devotee of that troupe, familiar with all their ballads. |
That move was sus, didn't trust it at all. | That action was suspect, I did not trust it in the slightest. |
They had to take the L in the game, accepted defeat. | They had to accept the loss in the contest, embraced their defeat. |
Spill the tea, what's the latest gossip? | Reveal the tidings, what is the latest report? |
That ain't it, chief, your attempt at humor fell flat. | That is not the correct course, leader, thy endeavor at mirth hath fallen short. |
Tfw you finally finish a challenging task. | That feeling when thou dost at last complete a demanding endeavor. |
His vibe is so chill, always relaxed. | His aura is most tranquil, constantly at ease. |
They passed the vibe check, everyone loves their party. | They have successfully undergone the temperament assessment, everyone admires their gathering. |
She's woke to social issues, always advocating for change. | She is enlightened regarding societal concerns, ever championing transformation. |
Yeet that old shirt, it's no longer needed. | Discard that antiquated garment, it is no more necessary. |
Yt people need to be more aware of their privilege. | White individuals must be more cognizant of their advantage. |
He's a zaddy, always dressed to impress. | He is a dashing fellow, perpetually attired to astonish. |
Yo, take a chill pill, you're stressin' too much. | Pray, ingest a tranquility draught, thou art overly vexed. |
That trick on the skateboard was gnarly, dude! | Verily, that feat upon the wooden plank was astonishing, friend! |
He's a real headbanger, always rockin' out to metal. | He is a true lover of heavy tunes, forever swaying to the sounds. |
Those yuppies think they're so fancy with their suits. | Those young, urban professionals deem themselves grand with their attire. |
Don't diss him like that; he's just havin' fun. | Pray, do not insult him thus; he doth revel in merriment. |
Why you trippin' over a little thing like that? | Wherefore dost thou vex thyself over such a trifle? |
You really rock at playing the guitar, man! | Thou art truly excellent in the art of the guitar, my good sir! |
Hey dude, check out this cool video. | Greetings, friend; behold this entertaining spectacle. |
If they mess with me one more time, I might just go postal. | Should they provoke me again, I may embark on a furious rampage. |
Let's dip from this party; it's getting boring. | Let us take our leave from this festivity; it doth lack mirth. |
I'm heading back to the crib to chill. | I shall return to my abode to relax and unwind. |
Those sneakers are phat; I gotta get a pair. | Those shoes are splendid; I must acquire a pair. |
That excuse is totally bogus; nobody believes it. | Verily, that excuse is false; no one hath faith in it. |
I'm gonna psych him out with a fake ghost story. | I shall disconcert him with a fabricated tale of spirits. |
What's up, homeslice? Haven't seen you in a minute. | Greetings, dear friend; 'tis been a while since we last crossed paths. |
Stay woke and be aware of the issues. | Stay vigilant and be informed of the matters at hand. |
I hate adulting; I just want to be a kid forever. | I abhor the burdens of adulthood; I simply wish to remain a child in perpetuity. |
She's cancelled, I can't deal with her drama anymore. | She is dismissed, for I can no longer endure her theatrics. |
Always keep it 100 and stay true to yourself. | Always uphold your honor and remain loyal to thine own self. |
The aesthetic of this artwork is truly remarkable. | The artistic beauty of this masterpiece is verily extraordinary. |
That selfie is such a thirst trap. | That self-portrait doth ensnare desire and seek admiration. |
This song gives me all the feels. | This melody overwhelms me with profound emotions. |
He's been hitting the gym, and now he's swol. | He hath frequented the exercise hall, and now he's grown robustly muscular. |
I'm literally dying of laughter. | I am, in a manner of speaking, perishing from laughter. |
You're my bae, and I love you. | Thou art my beloved, and I hold deep affection for thee. |
Her taste is so basic; she only likes popular stuff. | Her preferences are exceedingly mundane; she favors only well-known things. |
She always humblebrags about her achievements. | She habitually boasts while feigning modesty about her accomplishments. |
Bye Felicia, I've had enough of your nonsense. | Farewell, Felicia; I've endured your folly long enough. |
She slays on the runway with her fashion sense. | She excels on the catwalk with her keen fashion sensibilities. |
I ship those two characters in the show; they'd be cute together. | I hold hope for a romantic union betwixt those two fictional personas in the drama; they would make an enchanting pair. |
Cheugy phrases be like, totally outdated. | Cheugy expressions doth resemble, completely antiquated. |
I got mad FOMO seeing their party on Instagram. | I harbored great fear of missing out whilst beholding their revelry on Instagram. |
He's big mad 'cause he lost the game. | He's exceedingly wrathful for he hath suffered defeat in the contest. |
She thinks she's all boujee, but she's not fooling anyone. | She perceiveth herself as high-class, yet she deceives no one. |
Quit cappin', tell the truth! | Cease thy falsehoods, speak the truth! |
She knows how to beat her face for the night out. | She hath the skill to adorn her visage for the evening's merriment. |
Fam, you always got my back. | Dear friend, thou art ever trustworthy and loyal. |
You wanna catch these hands, bruh? | Dost thou wish to engage in fisticuffs, good sir? |
Highkey, that party was lit! | Verily, that celebration was most splendid! |
Karen demanded to speak with the manager again. | Karen didst insist on an audience with the supervisor once more. |
I love that for you. (Said with sarcasm) | I doth adore that for thee. (Said with irony) |
Mood. It's been a long week. | Aye, I can relate. This week hath been arduous. |
That celebrity is a snack! | That celebrity is a delectable morsel! |
I stan that singer; their music is amazing. | I am an ardent admirer of that minstrel; their melodies are wondrous. |
That excuse sounds sus, don't you think? | That excuse doth sound suspicious, dost thou not agree? |