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You know what?
Suspended animation, the grey
Expansion casting shadows over the sun
I get blessed and you never hear a verb flinch
I nerve pinch, cause Ive been smokin herb since
Ive been splittin blunts, I lick em then I spit once
Its nasty, shit tastes like cancer in my tongue and fronts
Im fired up, I gots to get fired up
Ive been sober since the last blunt dried up
So light up, get the Philly broke, smoke a toke
Light up, cause when I pull, I pull until I choke
Like coughs and thats the only shit Im chokin
Duckin hookers, saying Yo, why you be buggin?
Im fuckin stuck in for one Im done
Casting shadows over the sun for fun
I got game to keep the chicken heads roasted
This shit be boosting until I hear some Whitney
I dont want to hurt anymore Houston
So bitch hit the blunt and lose the Triple Fat Goose and
Youre high dealer, even if theres lace in it
Play some jams with some motherfuckin bass in it!
Suspended animation, the grey
Expansion castin shadows over the sun
Im alright now cause the sensimilla fill me - KRS
I want to get high, so high
Hit the weed spot to be blessed by Buddha
Casting shadows over the sun
Ya black bastard, you!
You dont quit, keepin it on
Subroc, my word is bond and Im gone! |
Tossing
Turning, dreams of murder. Someone’s killing me
It changes—that’s nice—I’m on a killing spree
All done, cold blood, waking up to cold sweats
This is such a cold world, my conscience getting death threats
Shadows choking me, my last breath
Lets out my body. It’s a conspiracy
My mind and my body’s not really down with me
Me against the whole world, it’s a little deeper
Me against myself, I fight the Grimm Reaper
Swing sickle, I got my Glock busting rounds off
Demented, schizophrenic. I know this sounds off
To you. I do not lie. When I doze off
Spirits hope I die. Whatever
Angels waste their time, they work together
Scheme and plot on me ‘cause I’m son of man
I hear voices from a dog like Son of Sam
Don’t give a damn if the bullets fill me
I don’t wanna live, I hope they kill me
Put me out my misery. I’m living misery
I kill all my enemies ‘cause I love company
Those who seek me are called wise men
Or either wise guys. I pray you comprehend
And realize I’m condemned
No
Rest, homicidal dreams. My cell
Mate, all he do is scream out
Loud how he wants to go home. That’s
Funny. I’m here all alone
Locked in a single cell. His back’s
Bleeding, he’s cold as hell
And I’m hoping they turn on some heat
I called the C.O. to bring some extra sheets. Where’d he go?
He walk through walls, run halls—I pray he teach me
They don’t see your mental health, try to reach me
I said, “Please see how he feels.” They said
“He’s alright, but he’s not real”
Evaluation say I suffer from depression
Hallucination, self-creations what they’re guessing
I’m here, doing years, I’m stressing
Medicate me, sedate me want me to rest in
Don’t take it ‘cause he said that won’t be bested
He said I need his help and he needs me
Nigga, you walk through walls. Go home, you’re free
Home? That was far, and he was turnt off
‘Cause his wings was burnt off
A lesson was learned, communicated with one
I was chosen ‘cause I’m God’s son
And I’m the retarded one! |
Every space man knows you just gotta have Space Hos
Even space girls know it
You get a big delight, in every bite
Delicious, cream-filled, Space Hos, taste out of this world
With luscious creamy inside, soft cake outside
You get a big delight, in every bite
Yup, smart space men always have plenty of good Hos
Wherever they go, Hos!
How they gave his own show to Tad Ghostal
Any given second he could go mad postal
Stay wavin that power band space cannon
And have the nerve to jump in the face, of Race Bannon
And punked out; luckily he deaded it
And guess whos the schmuck whose credited with editing it?
Your man Moltar, the cop out
Aint have no other career choice, he dropped out
Since when the Way-Outs included Zorak
Way back he used to rub his thorax in Borax
Im not the one that sold him to it
If he wont admit it, Im not gonna hold him to it
Its all love and no hate though
For all that, the Villain need to get his own late show
Do a monologue and jest with the guests
Madlib, switch the beat and walk him to the desk
With Danger holding down the control room
Late again returning from commercial— I told you Doom!
Early, hes on B.P.T
Catch him on public, access free TV
And were back, live on the air with Brak
So Brak, how your man got a show thats so whack?
Have you ever thought to work with Err and Ignignokt an them?
And do you got enough oxygen from this toxic phlegm?
Another sec, his neck woulda got flames
Mouse switched the screen to some hot dames
Tonights audience will receive miscreant video games
And fifteen seconds of fame— pitiful lames!
Its just a shame; Im zonin
Competin for the same prime time slot as Conan
No dummy, Edogawa
Announcement free lunch to any stunt who lets me plow her
In the shower for an hour, the kids sposed to be asleep
Or else to join it sound like Road Runner— BEEP BEEP!
Later this week: Big Ben Klingon
After him theres no one else we could afford to bring on
... Keep it ghetto
And let em know, B.Y.O.B. from the get go
Ahem Id like to propose a toast
To the grossest host, Space Hos Coast to Coast
That destructo rays a played out gag
And the cape and the pants suit, lookin like a straight out...
Dag! Dont mean to sound crunchy
Hit a honey from the back and crumpled up her scrunchie
A light snack, hungry munchie
Felt a funny hunch, then she told him donkey punch me
Tomorrow its Father Guido Sarducci
Father MC, and Charo Coochie Coochie
With her new best seller, Who You Call a Hoochie?
A proud sponsor of the snoochie boochie noochies
Look Leela eyeball to eyeballs
And find out how to get inside them sugar pie walls
Our next guest a real cutie specimen
And shes starting to get a little booty, Miss Judy Jetson
So Judy; boxers, briefs or fig leaf?
As you know I wear my boxers so my big—
Cue the rapper tell him bring what little he got
Up against the Villy, its really not diddly-squat
Until they head hurts, when it come to wreck
Crews is like them dudes in red shirts off Star Trek
He Kirk, he Spock, he McCoy
Been b-boy, since you jerks first squeezed toys
Born to be the host with the most
When its on its on, Space Hos Coast to Coast
The set up of the planet one thing
Somebody set something up a long time ago
Working really to hold everybody back
Not only me
But when Im done with- actually, um
Change things around the other way where itll be beneficial to everybody instead of being so destructive to everybody
Cause it always ends up that way
Sets up a- setup for destruction
Soon or later |
Motherfucking cause! Ah! Represent! FUCK that! Who the FUCK is you, nigga? X
Master of the earth, representing!
This is how we swing this shit
For the CMR
Bust it
Zev loves to rock the venue then
See you, never be you, in fact, glad I never been you
Scratched of the menu
I continue with the yellup, so props might develop
From the duels, no clues to head swellas
I dwell uptooown
Im immune to the fever though
Whoopsy daisy, never lazy so I heave-ho
Whippin shit like devo, whip it good
Whippin shit like Elmer Fudd and Mr. Fudd slang
Listen to my guitar twang as I sang
A long flow and my songs blowin, blowin
Blowin up like a grenade, serenade, Im into win, bitch
Locked on the mic like vice-grips to the shwinns
Seven feet seat pole from when I used to pop a wheely
You can get the props if you can top my illy silly
Weird old pro rap style
Ran, see ya clap while, Im the finger snap, child
Ritz will give me daps
And Imma send it upstate for all my niggas makin plates
You see I take none slack
Rhymes and track is mack
Zev Love X-Lax a brown man, not a black bastard
Im stringin em, up stringin em up higher
Than the 86 Nikes on the wire
I dont suggest taste testin if you cant digest and I quote:
Zev with cess, goddamn, God blessed I wrote
I tote Disks, Dats, Gatts and Bats
And vote no to canine, feline, rats and double drats
Foiled again by that maniacal madman
He wraps like Saran wrap can a leg of lamb
X makes hits like a
All cracked up so constantly actin up
Constipated monkeys got shit backed up
Get it!?
Like a constipated monkey
Like a constipated
Like a constipated
So dont sweat it
We dont play
And parlet , nigga
What, is you stupid? Make my voice deeper...
Aight next track
I need some mutherfuckin cess on my chest so I can
Run around like I had a bulllet proof vest on, uh
Like a, like a
Constipated monkey, constipated monkey
Like a constipated monkey, constipated monkey
Like a constipated monkey, Like a constipated monkey, Like a constipated monkey
Monkey, constipated monkey |
He wants to get his girlfriend? Go get your girlfriend
Ay! And now...you is bout to dance, like you aint never danced before
This onell have you get the trash hash out the stash, as they say, Ash to Ash
Jewels free rash, fools ask the mask
Need me? Ill be peeing in the pool, ka-splash!
You may feel a slight drizzle
Villain—give a squealer a candlelight vigil
Couldnt find a healer with a whistle in the line of sight
And he hold the mic like a fistful of dynamite
They wonder how he built his C-note tower
All before zero hour its tree grow power
Then he go shower to scour off the funk
And watch a so-called comp cower soft punk
The god is the oddest fella youll find
Paid to speak his mind like Father Jealous Divine
He came to rock the banquet, rank it
Along with two of the baddest broads to act stank wit, blank spit
Dilla raise the beat like a anchor banker
Overstand the shoot and plays the heat
And shank a wanker
He drank a tank of angst, thank ya
Guess what? Chicken head butts
Hit a rhyme on time, like kicked em dead in the nuts
Oh... the victim had guts
Prepare to stick em, Ill slick em in the cut
Go... sell a spear chucker voodoo
Goted her off wholesale mare schmuck new spew
So... sell a beer trucker doodoo
Foes go to hell in a seersucker muumuu
DOOM!
Guilty!
Dilla, Dilla!
Grind for the paper, hot like Sanka
Top notch ranker, clock my banker
Dead Presidents, sick dudes - Im the medicine
Storming in your residence when Im in my element
No contest, I get hot and go unconscious - ya boy is automatic
Now go play in traffic, the flow is graphic
With no theatrics, still rock sold out shows for practice
Call it a walk-through. Def. The wrong one to talk to
Beef aint nothin I cant stick a fork through
We break bread, eat good, and pour brew
Cheers!
Come toast to the one with respect to the utmost on more than one coast
GS, check the style I splash, to make the listener wanna pile my cash
King of the Hill, money is the issue
Its all on me tell em bring me the bill
Daddy Warbucks, shift gears in the armored truck
Like Big Daddy Kane when I warm it up
Fans scream for the two man team
Doom and Guilty - Hip Hop supreme
The denim is blue but the pockets green
Big knots in jeans, you cant stop the kings |
Batman and Robin, head bobbin, no Joker Penguin
You see him freezin up like Mr. Freeze, Catwoman on the mind
The Batmobile design, Alfred the butler
Dynamic-duo hustlers
Burn rubber, Gotham City, Im spinnin in the gutter
Left the Batcave full of computers, the Mad Hatter
The realest, see my boss red like Twizzlers
Im so hot like Hot Wheels, color shifters
Diagonal over Gotham City lookin pretty
The caped crusader continue through the stages like a player
Pullin up on The Joker while he playing poker
King Tut hoppin out the range rover with brolic shoulders
Green Hornet and Kato see the Lamborghini doors open
Same rims on the BM as the Lotus
Dark blocks and they pop like pop rocks
Your girl on the cock, she jock a lot, the next episode, reload
Cock the swammy back, dont hesitate, react, believe dat
They defecate where they eat at
More repulsive than the Boars Head logo
The trees had em seein impulses in slow-mo, whoa
A whole lot of funk, a whole lot of drunk, who knows?
Couldve did a line of bump with Donald Trump
He hear voices in his head, he gotta jump
Not now, too much lactose, gotta dump
A wise owl, growl with a mean scowl
A stand up dude even when he seeing foul, meanwhile
The world keeps on spinnin
It seems the forces of evil keep on winnin
Change of plans, and Ill take that off your hands
Retreat back to the cave with your mans
Super Vill, salute Milk D, top bill
Top notch or chop meat and chop krill
In the mix of trappin and gun clappin
DOOM, 25 years in, son slappin
Wrote the key to life down on some napkin
Cant find it, whoever do is like-minded |
Yeah, thats what Im talkin bout
Yeah, we on fire
We gotta call the fire department
Lets go
Yo, yo, yo
I dont know why people try to be live when they not
I gotta blow up they spot so I fly that knot
Yo, I know you like that
You like that!
Yeah, yeah
Theres an E! True Hollywood Story for the pluckin its ripe
How cats is stuck in purgatory for life
Tryin to fight the enemy without sight
They in the dark swingin right to left
Clingin to the little bit of light thats left
And cant escape the room, you cant escape the tomb
You all wear a mask sometimes, I can relate to Doom
That make the whole world earthquake, shake, and move
The beat create a mood or eat your whole plate of food
You cant come close like an order of protection
That this is myself in the pack was sort of my intention
Slaughter anybody testin my callin, my profession
Anymore questions will born em a lesson
A demonstration of takin it all the way home
While you stuck at first base and
Its like havin relations without the penetration
Basically doin nathin
You a waste of space and time
Always chasin mine is how you lost your place in line
I dont know why people try to be live when they not
I gotta blow up they spot so I fly that knot
We got that uncut flow that bring the cops out
Pay and groan like young Mike and get knocked out
I dont know why people try to be live when they not
I gotta blow up they spot so I fly that knot
Yeah, free the radio population
Kweli and Doom the 1-2, the combination
Lets go
About time you heard a rhyme flow with DOOM and Kweli
To catch you with the combo, boom boom, Muhammad Ali
Versus Potsie cursin Yahtzee at the crap table
Burstin caps at a Nazi rap label
Oops, a pot of hot tea spilt on the cable
Evaporate an ice grill, read the seeds of Aesop fables
Children, come sit, gather
Face the rapid fire of the super slap shit outta liar
The end
Villain, the champ tramp
Flowin since they had him holdin ??? at the Kuumba camp
He cleaned his mask with a shoe mitt
And a little bit of her blue spit
She told him you so stupid
Wiped it off, got dressed and left
Everybody instigating, not just the ref
We can shoot the fire on the dirt ground, rocks out
Live with the worst sound, first round knock out
{DJ cuts Talib Kweli samples} |
If I die today
Its gonna be the best day Ive ever had
I aint worry
Hurry into the pearly gates
So I..
Every batter ought to see what you god-ess
Some peace of mind
And Im high in the sky yup
Dont bring me down
Bring me down
I be just fine
Ill deal with myself
Everybodyll be alright
Enjoy yourself
Laugh at yourself
Everything will be alright
Alright?
Enjoy yourself
Laugh at yourself, babe
Everything will be alright
Alright?
Youre lovely and I love you
Shit is cool, its cool
Youre lovely and I love you
Shit is cool, its cool
Dont concern yourself what other people do
They do
Dont concern yourself what other people know
Whatcha doing now whatcha doing now?
Im a fool for yall
Whatcha doing now whatcha doing now?
Im a fool for yall
What can I say, what can I do
When I cant make the pendulum move
Giving it ti-time-giving it time
Livin ti-time-da weather that shine
Looking at you Im bae looking at you
Making me wanna tip-toe on the moon
I aint gone too soon
Have to start
To know that I can continue
Was on pause now I resume
Check the resume
Feeling fresh to death today
No one can bring me down
Except myself when I realize
I actualize
Cuz Im sick of being tired and wasted
Feeling like my dream the only girl I am chasing
My mind like the rolls and vases
I wish that I could fly, I say whats up with the day
Before I fade away
If I die today
Its gonna be the best day Ive ever had |
Ayyo, DOOM the Super motherfucking Villain. Chilling with my man, the Grimm Reaper . Letting niggas know all is fair in motherfucking war. Once more, all is fair in World War III. So Grimm Reaper, set it
You wanna
Stare at me, you wanna glare at me, but I’ll
Handle all beef like American Me. I’ll react
Sneak attacks, the gat Grimm packs’ll click six
The nigs’ necks catch wreck, and blow their wigs back
Mentally sick, battle rappers or jail—pick
Blood on my knife, or eat the shit on my dick, yeah
Battle me and you’re all dead. I’m taking
Niggas out with dreads, blowouts, and also baldheads
Tracks straight from the underground DATs
Rappers, step up or only end up in the stats
Nine years it took, nine years of hitting books, now I’m
King of the crooks, making money like I’m Garth Brooks
Will I die? Who’s to say? My
Brain is the maze of death, so choose your way
Get burned like a candle, very hard to handle
Do miracles in Nikes like Jesus did in sandals
It’s a Fantasy to beat me, in fact—Mr
Roarke and Tattoo would even have to turn their fucking backs
The Grimm Reaper’s stats are known to lock ‘em with the vest
And after I test the best, I guess I’ll lock ‘em with the fucking rest
My girl battle? I’ll do the same, tie the
Bitch up and beat her ass like I’m fucking Rick James
In the minds of the insane, I’m in the
Hall of fame, music equal murder—it’s the same thing
Shit ain’t never gonna change. Fuck it
Time to load the clips and we take ‘em to war
Niggas wanna flip? Then we take ‘em to war
Break a nigga proper, then we break him some more ‘cause
Shit ain’t never gonna change. Fuck it
Time to load the clips and we take ‘em to war
Niggas wanna flip? Then we take ‘em to war
Break a nigga proper, then we break him some more
Bitch, when it’s time for me to go, no
As far as I’m concerned, I died a long time ago
Enter the mind of The Reaper if you dare
Man, woman, child, but bring a lot of clothes ‘cause
You got to stay a while. Rappers come in loads, but left
Dead in piles or floored like tiles
I’ll beat down clowns, I’ll wipe off smiles, killed a
Man for every inch that you can count in a mile
The master of disaster, killer of styles
I come from the streets, I’ll represent the streets, I can
Never rape a woman, but I’ll rape a fucking beat
If Donald Goines wrote my life, my name would be Kenyatta. I don’t
Chose to kill a brother, but, to stay alive, right now, I gotta
It can never be harmony. Because of jealou-
-sy, niggas want a piece of me, but my gun dis-
-agrees. Rappers, all you know is talk, but when you
Come from the streets, shit, all you know is war
And that’s all I know, so
That’s all you feel at my motherfucking show
You punk-ass motherfuckers
Shit ain’t never gonna change. Fuck it
Time to load the clips and we take ‘em to war
Niggas wanna flip? Then we take ‘em to war
Break a nigga proper, then we break him some more ‘cause
Shit ain’t never gonna change. Fuck it
Time to load the clips and we take ‘em to war
Niggas wanna flip? Then we take ‘em to war
Break a nigga proper, then we break him some more
‘Cause shit ain’t never gonna change . Die, motherfuckers. The Grimm Reaper’s in the motherfucking house. The Grimm Reaper’s in the motherfucking house. For the undertakers in this motherfucker |
Keep on, you gotta keep on, you gotta keep on!
Bust it
You gots to keep on it, that break-of-dawn shit
Smoke the cancer stick, and ya dont quit
Well never, never know no whole tour bit
Known was Zev X, the O.E. alcoholic
I still get paid sums, I write albums
Sip the coke rums, loop the broke drums
Stunts get down thumbs, I think a stunts a dunce
My rap label-mates? They all smoke blunts!
Went on this tour once, bus was loco
From Albuquerque to like Acapulco
See, it was Lord J, Sadat, Alamo
Busta and myself in the back with the whole O.Z
Deep in Cali, near the valley where it seldom rains
Sess is the best to all, except cells in the brain
And if you ever did, God forbid ya did
Get on that bus, youd be one red-eye shut eye-lid kid
Word miz, the iz had the whole crew relaxin
Boogie Brown with the box, boomin new tracks and
Bust wants a stogie, he told Sub to ask Dinco
He had one mo, to bust em down, now
Im peepin Oynx askin Baby Chris about the back drop
Fixin his flack top, damn, I hate that flat top
Just then, the bus driver had the nerve and
Said, Stop the smokin, he be curvin and swervin
He popped junk like a sea sick sailor would fuss
Not like we got top bunks like on that De La bus
This was a Greyhound, the budget wasnt over most
Low budget, so, fuck it, let the motherfucker overdose
We puffed his bluff, he wasnt bullshittin
The next L was liten and hiten, so now he quittin
We couldnt stand to stay in San Jose
And plus, we had a show in L.A. that same day
He said hed take us down but he had to shake us down for 5 yards
Between the Gods, thats might trife
Mad heads to make mad frowns no night life
Bitch-ass bus driver wanna bring his white wife
And Im ready to hitchhike, a six-four, one switch
Plus, he said no bitches on the bus except for his one bitch
Niggas got edgy like a knife
Dedicatin Niggaz4Life to my man and his wife
You might think thats the bitch, cause Gates was the shit
But only one week and countin until the show at The Ritz
And you dont quit, til the last Philly is split
And get a buzzed bus driver off the contact blitt
And you dont quit, til the last Philly is lit
And get a buzzed bus driver over the contact blitt |
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone
After you whos last, its DOOM, hes the worst known
Thatll have your boom blown or even thirst bone
Rock it to a worst clone, just dont curse the throne
Own his own microphone, bring it everywhere he go
So he can bring it to you live in stere-ere-o
Pan it, cant understand it, ban it
The underhanded ranted, planned it and left him stranded
The best, any who profess will be remanded
Yes sir, request permission to be candid? Granted
I dont think we can handle a style so rancid
They flipped it like Madlib, did a old jazz standard
Dont mind me, I wrote this rhyme lightly
Off of two or three Heines, and boy was they fine, G
One Black, One Spanish, One Chinese
It keeps the woody shiny year round like a pine tree
Dont sign me Im about to get a mil without em
Grab him off the shelf, hes the villain, and what about him
So and hes a jerk and you dont know him
Mad how he expand work but wont show em
Poor guys, what a sight for old, sore four-eyes
Now hook me with two apple pies and a small fries
All rise, so far art as a Rupple
So raw break it down and make quadruple
Its crucial, you could see it in his pupil
And this time when he get it hell waste it on somethin useful
Like getting juiced off a deuce-deuce of cokey
Keep it low key, known to pull a okey-dokey
Silly Goose, DOOM is too jokey
Damn he could really use a room or a whole key
Egads, he got enough styles to start three fads
True dat, she bad, I wonder do she come with kneepads
What a call, what a real butterball
Either I get a strike or strike out, gutterball
Rock it like gear for the fall
With knives inside pockets, prepare for the brawl
Yeah yall you could say its an earful
Beware, do not touch mic, be careful
And just like he said
I coulda told ya
MF, the holder of a boulder, Money Folder
It aint funny nigga
Money Folder
Like, I know whats up
The invasion was on |
Party animal back at the tele now
Katie and her best friend turn up the celly now
Friend got big boobs, Katie got thick thighs
Put em both together and what I nice chick prize
Looking in some sick eyes, light green, I seen
Katie ass busting out the scenes with them tight jeans
Alchohol flowing now, bout to get stinkfaced
Katie says, Here Ace tell me how this drink taste
Not bad, whats this, sex on the beach yo?
Friend pulls out her boobs, thats what I reach for
Now Im in the party mood, take a few more swigs
Clothes start coming off, Im about to score big
Katie start kissin and feelin on her girlfriend
Thats when the room starts spinnin like a whirlwind
Feeling like Imma hurl then I fall face down
Not cool dude, Im nude from the waist down
Look up drooling, I feel like an asshole
Katie got my wallet in her hand as my cash flow
Cant move a muscle now, somebody save me
This shit crazy, wonder what they gave me
Slow down
Dont think it really cant down
It happens everyday
Its a dirty game, are you sure you wanna play?
Finally got your money up, you sure you wanna pay?
Slow down
Dont think it really cant down
It happens everyday
Wake up at the hospital, guess I just came too
First I see Mr. C, then I see Kane too
Then I see Jay C, Scoob Lover, Scrap, and
All of them looking like Ace what happened?
Usually my mind be sharp as a thumb tack
Maybe if I take a minute everything will come back
I know
I was with these two chicks, sippin on a few licks
Everything was humming right along like a new six
Next thing I know I was laying on the floor
And it feel like they hit me in the head with a few bricks
Then the room just really start to spin bad
Then I knew this night was gon end bad
When they found all the money in my gym bag
Thats when I realize that I been had
They took the cash then both of them dashed out
After that, not sure, mustve passed out
God damn how stupid could I be
Nurse whats that you putting in my IV?
Dont worry its gonna help you rest, dear
See her lips moving but her voice sounds less clear
The moral of the tale
Dont trust a cute face and a thin waist
Cause they all go to jail
Rappers go on tour, and many gonna score with a whore
Thats for sure but theres more gon fail
Think with your dicks, then add liquor to the mix
You can end up in the morge on the scale
These girls ruthless, worst then the guys be
Act like they want your puddin pop, bill cosby
Waiting in the lobby with a little slick plan
Get up to the room and try to make a quick grand
Or maybe six grand if you leave your chains out
Her main thing is to bang your brains out
When you exhausted, laying with your clothes off
She gon wait till your stupid ass dose off |
I was raised to the sound of the 70s
Earth, wind and fire, sounded so heavenly
Ohio players and Curtis Mayfield
Aretha Franklins picture on a playbill
Al Green in a tight suit, all white
Minnie Riperton high notes, all night
Moms even had a box full of 45s
Put the needle down, yea that sounds sorta live
Sound like the kind of groove I could rap over
Got drunk off the beat then I was back sober
Bring that part back, yea Imma murder that
Donny Hat on the track with Roberta Flack
Hide records
In the bag
Sneak them out before she notice that they gone
Gotta think
I dont know
Should I rap of my moms favorite song?
Better hope I dont scratch it, or thats it
Imma get my ass kicked, thats a classic
Cant explain that I was just borrowing it
Moms on a rampage lookin for her Parliament
And Donny Hathaway feelin like a castaway
Hiding in grandmoms room more than half the day
If I told her that her Parliament at brian crib
And nobody home now, Imma be a crying kid
But its seeming like Im safe for the time being
My uncle gettin all the blame far as Im seeing
I just gotta lay low like a snake belly
Its a sticky situation like grape jelly
Im on the titanic, or some other boat
Got my mother and her brother at each others throat
You better hope mommy never find out
Cause if she does then thats your ass
You know damn well if you touch one
And you get caught thatll be your ass
Ninteen-Seventy Something
And the year is..
Ninteen-seventy Something
The final act, Brians at the door
With a black and red nap sack
Came to bring the vinyl back
I put it back before anybody notices
He said close call I said yea I know this is
But I got away with it like the perfect crime
And made the fresh tape, man it was worth the time
An aggravation and stress almost made a mess
Shed a found out its me she would of laid to rest
But Im over like a fat rat
That was smart its a good thing you hid em in that backpack
It feels so good to get that out the way
Now Im out the door, back out to play
Im about to say these are the good time like Chic
And then I hear my mom shriek
Duval
Get back in here,
How did my record get scratched
I know you did it
Go get my belt
Cmon ma
Thats it get my belt, now
Cmon ma |
Lyrics from snippet
Doot, doot, doot, doot
Flygod
Doot, doot, doot
Ayo, rockin ninety-nine-percenters
One by high East, smelled West, they hid the bricks in the ceiling
Condos on Brickell, cookin bricks, buy two shoes
My death, I crashed my yacht drinkin Veuve in jewels
My whole team got the Supreme, bodybag Celine
Common Projects with Python strings, coppin keys
Shoppin sprees, bought fifteen, they all clean
Key thing is to know fiends who know fiends
Its yours, its his, mine
Your own workspace cubicle, smirk face crucible
Superluminal, goose wool, loose pull
Need to re-roll that, he sold stat old hat
And dungarees, new shoes for baby
Food, clothing, and shelter, no if, ands, or maybes
Maintain the gravy train, made claims of slavery
Bad investment banking, the best went blanking
Stankin
You witnessin the slang king, hypnotist ranking
Ayo, God aint made one bulletproof nigga yet
High, high top Ricardo Tiscis with the big ass check
Stone Island parkas, baggin work out and we hawkin
Supreme goggles, Im bout to ski on it
Got fiends doin the Shmurda dance, servin grams
Word to Yams, three bricks for a hundred bands
Love me or hate me, Im doin greatly
Bape trenches, goin ape-y, take it off safety
Dont get your head blown the fuck off
Its yours, its his, mine
Its yours, its his, mine
Its yours, its his, mine
Its yours, its his, mine
Its yours, its his, mine
Its yours, its his, mine
Its yours, its his, mine
Its yours, its his, mine
Them- Them- Them- Them bricks, I set em up
Them- Them- Them- Them- Them- Them bricks, I set em up
Them- Them- Them- Them- Them- Them bricks, I set em up
Them bricks, I set em up |
Touching the very part of me, its making my soul sing
Tearing the very heart of me, Im crying out for more
What a messy fuss, it happens to the best of us
Love/hate to raise the heart rate up to your chest to bust
And leave you with just enough stress to cuss
Ooh trouble, twos a couple, threes treacherous
And got you open like the high seas
Hoping like these for the squeeze on live Gs
Jive turkeys, they lucky if they survive the depths of hell, its murky
Jerky, come on work with me
See how she twerk in the skirt with tits perky
A flirt with a smirk that could body you in one shot glance
And let em rot, Im like, not a chance, hot pants!
Run feet, and keep from off front street
That sizzle like the blunt heat, with business thats for under sheets
Creep on secret missions, peep it
Or else be in some deep shit, with more fishes to sleep with
Isnt it romantic?
I hate to spoil your mood honey, but i dont think it was really a star
What do you mean dear?
I studied its trajectory whatever it was it was a man made object
All is ready your highness
Then stand aside, let the countdown begin |
Let this serve as a warning
To all yall out there who is in charge of these little people
Kill the young ones
Its not the same like when we was growing up
Used to get a whooping and then everything would be good, youd get back in line
These are divine beings
Here to usher in the new era, a new age
So if it gonna work
You need to reason with these beings
Talk to them, let them know whats going on
They are unique, angelic beings
So enter at your own risk
If you wanna hit them with sticks like they baby goats
Kids, call em kids
And rile them up and corral them
It aint gonna work
Stop running through the fucking house
Stop running through the motherfucking house
Stop running through the fucking house, yo
Lava rock disc jock
Talk million dollar crack rock
Opposition - not
Whole block watch my swat
Gimme got thoughts that jock
Well sought after, rise like astronauts
Tell negros they aint half as hot
Tell the Beatles the negros is where they took half they plot
Young Diesel, Im master, watch
How black people flip and bounce anything and smash on yall
Buttermilk biscuits, this test is clear
Yall already know DOOM one of the best there is
I confess, I did
The best made me speak crazy
Out the side of my neck about the BET lady
The Caribbean chick before they started playing gimme the hits
Any symbiant been in the abyss
Indigestion disintegrate real quick, Real spit
Illuminati knew we wylin with stupid violence
So most of these fools choose silence
While we move mountains and chew diamonds
Like groove pirates on our new island, just commandeered
Its not wrong, its weird, sing along and cheer
This your song of the year
Survivor series underground million language
Combined with mercury
Viable first degree maniacal verb velocity tossed hands free
Dangling about your city
Batmans memory - photographic, but chilling
Haunt you with visual density
Illustrated word weaponry
Step to me...
Like Big Daddy |
The Green Hornet |
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna
Mother, father, its my God-given honor
To eat a sucker MC like a hot sizzlin döner
Respect, deep check, dope line dialectic
Dig the perspective of open minded skeptic
Where your skepticals, looks dont count
Better off judgin by rhymebooks and sheer amounts
And work backwards from there
Angle of attack on the track was like a spear through the clear air
Whats your status? Its Don status
Reserved for those who chose to go beyond madness
Cause we like Villain you must be out your toboggin hoggin, its a horror
Eatin MCs like theres no tomorrow, starvin
Welcome to the club, registration
We be waitin right here collectin off of nations revelations
Sensations for latter day saints
And more lies than blacks splattered, spray paint, faints
Aint live and direct
And kept his eye on the game like spy tech
Mic check
Villain get booted out your online school
Student got straight up As in divine rule
Quicker than a sleight of hand, like, damn
Telepathy and telekinesis, faster than Instagram
See what he said, laid his wood, get paid is at
From the States to your in-state flat
Aint that
Yo
Taking back my style, ey yo, get yours
Ive been making beats before you wore drawers
Baby diaper having dudes do your chores
Giving more than what you had in store
Setting up a show and do no tours
My props get weight like them B-boys
I dont need your co-sign or rewards
Just need that check to cash to feed my boy
Da-da-da-dey, da-da-da-da-da-dey
Aint nothing else to say, can I please collect my pay
Now we talkin
JJ on the beats when Im spittin and hawkin rhymin
While Im reclinin in the vocal booth
Image with the lies, only know how to speak the truth
Never compromise, keep it real, never peek at you
Rolling through the jungle, glowing eyes like a kinkajou
Ay, my man, Dr. Who Dat on the cool, can I link with you?
Only if you really got G.O.D. in your peripheral
Had a talk with Yasiin bout the world that we livin in
Beginning to the ending, yo, I keeps it Viberian
Viberian experience until my deliverance
Cant cut me those steez, man I hide out in the Caribbean
Im like the ghetto Gilligan in Planet of the Apes
With nothing but a radio, a mic and a cassette, straight pause tape |
Running around with another, oh
Running around with another
Running around with another
Hello
Put your sister on the phone
Yo
Its Viktor
Hey
Uh,
?
Oh, hey Viktor
I knew you was fucking around
Playing all innocent and hoeing since the foundation
Dont make me have to pound his tin crown face in
And risk being jammed up like traffic inbound from spacing
Theres been a place for you in my heart since we first met
A teenage love that didnt feel no hurt yet
My boys warned me you was poison like BBD first cassette
And still I put all my chips on the worst bet
Gave up the skirt, now I gotta hear it from the street
How dare you drag my name in the dirt and cheat
You couldve broke it off and ended it and dip
And if you spoke soft we couldve still preserved the friendship
Now you apologize, thats what they all say
You wasnt sorry when you sucked him off in the hallway
But have it your way, raw, no foreplay
Thats you if you want a dude who wear a mask all day
And just to think I used to be proud of you
And you had some real good power...
No it wasnt- it wasnt nothing like that...
Running around with another, but bel-
Running around with another, oh
Well, my brother you didnt tell me that you had called
I wasnt at home
Probably kissed me later that evening, I should be hurling
Matter of fact, gimme back my bracelet and my Shearling
I rather waste it or give it to your girlfriend
She did let me stab it last week while you was workin
Remember our vacation out to Maryland
I dooked the maid Carolyn, she made me throw the towel in
Like all foul men the time I hit your moms off
I told her knock it off
But she had to set the rocket off
Aint enough room in this fucking town
When you see tin head tell him be ducking down
Im not romping around
He better be ready and prepared to be stomped in the ground
Well, I thought you
Running around with another, but bel-
Running around with another, oh
Oh
Oh- running- oh-
Oh- running- oh- |
Babys got a 12-pack!
Hows about we go back to the Bay Area and get some crabs?
Lets see how the judges react
Judges
Come on judges, react
The forest is very misty
And help to provide for the switching sides of Terry or Twisty
Or, Model Robot, who got more grease
Sherman stinks so put some hot sauce on your niece
Or Nephew, I hope he got a 12 for his sake
Made a wrong turn into a hole, hell of a mistake
Animals in the car had made a piss lake
Must of interfered with the wiring on the disc brakes
It makes for good bar time rec talk
Shoulda used the hamburger necklace from off his neck stalk
From South Africa to Apalachicola
Bump into the wrong batch of snatch, catch the ebola
Beefin with Norman Douglas
Waitin until he catch him in the street, roamin thugless
And Rod, the self-proclaimed anime God
By the way could sure use a can of baked scrod
Sherman eats seeds like humans eat veal
He means real human seeds, not no bloomin wheat meal
That man in the cat suit can sure hold a gat
Think he work for that dude, The Evil Controller of Cats
A ceasefire was negotiated under the gun
Between General Meow and Commander Bun
He thought it was the hand, it was the joke, what stunk
I was too drunk
I woke up drunk
Werent you?
Ha, Im too young to drink
Augh
First I get trapped in a hole with smelly animals who bicker
Then my hand is severed
Now I have to care for a drunk baby
W-we can eat that
If the new shoes fit better than the old ones, rock em black
Im gonna pick up some cold ones and knock em back |
Is my distance from the mic proper
Theres a college town, with olive green all around
Professors and skate punks rock SG Pauls Wall Of Sound
And theres an anarchist bookstore, theres more than youd look for
A core of local folks wait for late lifts, theres often a great drift
To the shop for the Wednesday night five-to-eight shift
Cause the clerk at work is the prettiest gal in town, she cries during Allentown
Shes a precocious socialist and shes willing to pal around
Shes twice as cool as the kids from her high si-chool
Every Wednesday after French club she rides to work
With a stuffed Mastadon in the basket on her bicycle
If Noam Chomsky was from the Bronx hed have been assassinated promptly
She said he was from the Bronx, he said you know what I mean, ignoramuses
Oh boy what a pain this is, said the only paid employee, the manager
I came for culture, not accounting, and a girl put a flyer up above the water fountain
She carried clandestine two dollar mescaline in her blue collar mess tin
Plastered with stickers that said Food Not Bombs, Sex Not Proms, Critical Mass
That bastard, voice talent snickered
Nice graphics but thats just half-assed agitprop to piss off a traffic cop
Aww shucks, can it be Im too lazy for pot lucks
If not my friends, who am I willing to cook for
And theyre chilling at the anarchist bookstore
Will Barnes and Noble harm the global?
Will Amazon Com be round when grandmas gone mom?
Voice talent, the rapper, had a rapport with a stripper whore
Who hed vote for long before hed vote for Tipper Gore
He re-equipped the store with the new credit machines and put zines in their places
He said take back the streets is more like take back
Four parking spaces at the most and left to hose the Sunday showcases
He was all dressed in tinsel yo, but he couldnt convince his friends to go
They were like, voice talent, you put on a minstrel show
He said someones psychotic, someone took too much semiotics
Furthermore, he thought, someone can tzi-suck my tza-dick
But VT was the opposite of TV, hed never accuse someone of being PC
Because its so friggin dumb to say, the term arose on the Columbus Day
Quincentennary when the republic was honest about the conquest
And wouldnt party as they had previously promised
If someone uses a non-offensive vocabulary then that person is considerate, not PC
If someone has a heavy-handed agenda, that person is narrow-minded, not PC
Unless you mean Providence College
PC is as meaningless as the presidents apology for slavery
Maybe P.E. should be on the radio
And not just in the African-American Norton Anthology
Will Barnes and Noble harm the global?
Will Amazon Com be round when grandmas gone mom?
Will Barnes and Noble harm the global?
Will Amazon Com be round when grandmas gone mom?
Who cooks for you? who cooks for you?
Who cooks for you all? |
Now, just to blow this up like I intended
Straight from the Kausin Much Damage will I send it
I recommend hittin just fittin just fine then throw it up
Vocals for locals, the whole nine, Im blowin up
The birthstone kid, I got it goin on
Every time I throw it on, allied strength is what Im growin on
I kick styles like maybe this one or that one
Whichever which I bust, its got to be a fat one
Like Walter Hudson, my rhymes is thick, son
So, when you pick one, man, Im gonna lick one
God style, hard with no smile
Cause I profile, for the ignorant child
And when I bust off, homeboy with no heso I just bust at
Point blank range, yall think I aint livin strange?
I got this soul thing caught up in a head swing
Im on the mic with the Gods, and Im, soulflexin
Straight from the flock with skills
Pizzazz your whole cipher Subroc builds, as is
As I jazz it up I grease your okey-dokey then
Yup, I do the hokey pokey let my soul bend up
Grown to be sixty-five inch
Short to swing, this hood sport is the cinch
Indeed I rap, ghetto folkll snatch your soul intact
Now, slap your head up, bob and catch stiff neck MC selekta
The addict to this funk thing
And it sticks to you dramatic like static cling, for granted
Laps for years, I avoid troubled traps
Help me out the hole, to the brother Ill give double daps
Cuttin that old haps, to the straightening comb
Maybe, twine the knots, Ill have the nappy dome
Sent to the home, crankin with electric bass drag
Kick em big, but wont brag, I was hittin into a rag
I dont slack, so wont you let it off?
Can the MC selekta set it off?
Suffer the {?} you cant, my style is ambiguous
Rockin it 24/7, clock is broken tickless
Broke up yup Im on, the uppity uppity note
I can rock styles that move, a party a party boat
With clout no doubt I gots to boom the boom
From Onyx my man, to Zev X my physical
Yes, Im braggin like a wagon wheel I roll
I have my cake and eat it too, and lick the bowl
Im soulflexin
Yo yo, can I get up on this? Get up on this?
Yo Imma get on this, confusion, pure
I collect dust and rust colored coins
Trust rock a mic and must grip the loins
From a ton gun a big slug, as quickly
As Im sickly, if sucks some of pig
Plug my mic in, discuss this tons of dust
Thats been busted for a rust-like tint, {?}
Despicable, duck, more Scrooge than Rickle
No wins sucks, no ice cream, pickle sickle
Now check, check, check it out, Is no goody good
I wreck youre never luckin out so get the Woody Woodpecker
Check when plaid slacks was a trademark, I made marks
Now back taxes always stay at max of stacks so
Im a bad guy and Ill snuff with a noogie
Some do slump punks but up jumps the Boogie Man
I got a natural coppertone, tan and plus
Eight hundred coats of gold in my glands
And one can on the wall, one can
If that can would, happen to fall lend out a hand, to snag it
Ill aint nothin spilled and be drippin or leakin
See on, the lip Im speakin and be steady seekin, some soulflexin
The God Zev X is soulflexin
Yeah the MC selector was soulflexin
And the birthstone kid is soulflexin
And the Boogie Woogie men are soulflexin
And the S.O.S. are soulflexin
Yeah the God Ansaar is soulflexin
My man {?} is soulflexin
Haji, and Sadat X be flexin
Alamo and Jamar be soulflexin
My man Diego D be soulflexin
The Gods from Long Beach be flexin
Yeah the Gods from Now Rule be flexin
Phife and Jarobi be flexin
Q-Tip and Ali be flexin
Posdonus and Dove be cold flexin
Maceo, Maceo be flexin
Superman Clark Kent be soulflexin
Richie Rich and 3rd Bass soulflexin
The cracker cracker Crackerjacks be flexin
And the L.O.N.S. be soulflexin
And the H2O be soulflexin
And {?} be soulflexin
Stanley Winslow be soulflexin
And the {?} be soulflexin
And my man Geeby be soulflexin
And the engineer Gamz be soulflexin
And Dante is like the worst person
Yoooooooo, OUT |
Here he comes again!
Hey, quick folks come over and put a coin in the eggplan- uh uh
The jukebox.
The jukebox! The jukebox!
Here he comes again!
Were gonna break it down- down- down- down- down-
A little something like this on the funky side
We gon- get this, yall
Once again- now- now- now- now- now-
Check em out, Check em out
Check em out, Check em out
Once again
Where ever you go!
Villain get the money like curls
They just trying to get a nut like squirrels, in his mad world
Land of milk and honey with the swirls
Where reckless naked girls get necklaces and pearls
Compliments of the town jeweler
Left back now schooler, trying to sound cooler
On the microphone known as the crown ruler
Never lied to ma when we said we found the moolah
Five-hundred something dollars laying, right there in the street
Huh, now lets try and get something to eat
Then he turned four and started flowing to the poor
Thats about when he first started going raw
Kept the dro in the drawer
A rhyming klepto who couldnt go up in the store no more
His life is like a folklore legend
Why are you so stiff? You need to smoke more brethren
Instead of trying to riff with the broke war veteran
Spliff made him swore he saw Heaven, he was seven
Yup, you know it, growing up too fast
Showing up to class with Moet in a flask
He ask the teacher if he leave will he pass
His girl is home alone he trying to get the
If you want to sip get a paper water fountain glass
How Im posed to know where your mouth been last?
Hands so fast he can out-spin the Flash
Known to smoke a whole mountain of hash, to the ash
Boom-bash, leave the room with the stash
Assume its in a smash, DOOM get the cash
Come on
Hmm |
Livin off borrowed time, the clock tick faster
Thatd be the hour they knock the slick blaster
Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughter
A gun fight and they come to cut the mixmaster
I-C-E cold, nice to be old
Y2G steed twice to threefold
He sold scrolls, lo and behold
Know whos the illest ever like the greatest story told
Keep your glory, gold and glitter
For have half of his niggasll take him out the picture
The other half is rich and it dont mean sht-ta
Villain a mixture between both with a twist of liquor
Chase it with more beer, taste it like truth or dare
When he have the mic its like the place get like: Aw yeah!
Its like they know whats bout to happen
Just keep ya eye out, like aye, aye capn
Is he still a fly guy clappin if nobody aint hear it
And can they testify from inner spirit
In living, the true gods
Givin yall nothing but the lick like two broads
Got more lyrics than the church got Ooh Lords
And he hold the mic and your attention like two swords
Or even one with two blades on it
Hey you, dont touch the mic like its AIDS on it
Its like the end to the means
Fcked type of message that sends to the fiends
Thats why he brings his own needles
And get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos
Slip like Freudian
Your first and last step to playin yourself like accordion
When he at the mic you dont go next
Even pussy cats like why hoes need Kotex
Exercise index wont need Bowflex
And wont take the one with no skinny legs like Joe Tex |
Forgive them Lord for they know not what they spit
All lucky contestants on the mic sounds nice, but they get
Or we have a beat for one time wonder hit
And a “how to play it off if you make a live blunder kit”
And the winner for the ninth time in a row
DOOM, I owe it to a well refined rhyme flow
Now if you don’t mind, dough
Find me where the limes grow
With a fine dime, fill in the blanks
Still no necklace, mill in the bank
Grill stay blank, not to be critical but ill they stank
Maybe give them thanks from the steel grade shank
Hold that, put the mic down ya luck’s up
Don’t let it touch the ground and shut the…
Door, buckle up it’s the law fool
Stay calm like you got pulled over with the raw
If he had thick hair like Ric Flair
Wouldn’t know if hoes really cared for the…
Lyrical skills that’s how they judge it
Trick the deals until they take it out the budget mother…
Fudge it like the numbers on the number one Billboard hit
And still be bored as… it could be worse this verse a no rehearse
DOOM’ll snatch the mic like “no me first”
They get sloppy seconds after we stop wreckin
And they had a choppy check in
Then they ripped the beat like a surgery botched
A hurter he murder flows, DOOM off the crotch
I’ll be back in two and two, watch the clock
They thought we had Koch, how ya block got blotch
Another notch on the Glock
His own stock in the strip club
Free scotch on the rocks beoyotchh! |
Ima throw it like Santana
Jo-han, yo man is a ho like damn Santa
Lemme illustrate like Dan Hanna
What I am, see this man is a grandstanda
Im a grand planna, and what I want is
40 acres, no mule, land in Atlanta
Sand in Havana, ran to Indiana
Then came back for the green like Bruce Banner
Used to rock a bandana
And dream of driving in a car same color as a ban-ana
But now Im smarter than a fifth grader
Which hater wanna try to rub it in like hand sani-
-tizer, realize that Im a lot wiser
But I wont blow my top like a hot geyser
So put away the damn camera
I dont smoke coco, po po on the damn scanner
Hoping they can apprehend, African-
American men in a planned manner
But I aint fallin for the okey-doke
So back away, and turn yourself around like the hokey poke
Is this a racist nation or is it just my imagination
Like the song that Smokey wrote
Tonight on this very mic you about to hear, I swear, the best darn artist of the year
So so cheerio yell scream bravo, also, if you didnt know, this is called Da Pro
Im-Im-Im-Im-Im a professional, and thats no question yo
I be the...
Gateway, better know the fact
The way that some believe the weed might lead to the coke or crack
Imma take you onto harder shit
This a starter kit
To bring back what is dope in rap
The games up in traction right now
And that shit on the radio: broken back
Or worse yet: stroke attack
You like it rough? Its the Brooklyn Strangler
Choke a track
I be hopin that
Maybe one day, them old clubs I used to go to: open back
Im so nostalgic, Imma yoke a cat
Because of the fact he stepped on my Croaker sacks
Nah Im lyin, never had a pair
Where Im from 40 Belows and fatigues was the outer wear
Want yall to hear me loud and clear
If you dont care for the real shit then get outta here |
Yeah, yeah
Its that number nine shit
Yo, yo
Mind sharp nuff to split ya wide
In the ride before five, hurry get inside
See the prize, its too bad, I got rid of my token
No more playing games, cause they end up being frozen
I did the devil dance, I see much better now
I had like hella chances, wearing a metal mask
This Doomzilla, I see the cream like chocolate, vanilla
Grade A killer, call me Mr. Fantastic
Go for home stretch ever since I started rapping
Fuck with all the hate though, you should note take, though
Pretty math teacher, yeah, she give me brain, though
Aries just a young, dumb son-of-a-gun so watch out
Pull the trigger, no turning tides, the times now
This is something thats been hidden for a decade
Snag your pawns so it makes it easier to checkmate
Steady livin life, while Im about that pride
You can see it in my eyes, Ima one of a kind
Til my sights are blind and Im living a lie
If you claim youre the boss then what the fuck am I?
Shit, levels above, flock til the pelicans come
I want that gold in my hands, should be a hell of a run
I took the mic to bless it nine million times
They dont want that, spray rhymes at you and your comrade
Gang of buccaneers, we aint all bad
I tell em go forth, we aint never fall back
Mr. Fantastic
Go for home stretch ever since I started rapping
Mr. Fantastic, this Doomzilla
Its Doomzilla, microphone killa
Its Doomzilla, he the microphone |
Mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm
Yeah this heres blues joint
A lot of brothers dont like this joint
Cause it might not be funk or funky
Its more tribal
And speaking to my only two real tribes out there now
With the help of the Kause, yo Kause yall with me?
Hmm? Aight, so we feel to build open, the bananapeel blues
Check it
The original man is the black man true?
Presented to the youth, is more than nuff proof
But when one mixes truth with a goof
Caused this contradiction and confusion so I raise the roof
Tongue to truth, it may sound like a good hand to feed from
But follow this lead, we need to find whats true indeed
Some get caught up in the thought of intellect
And say he helped us, when its his lumpless but that got us in this mess
What a monkey
I said a lot of brothers might not get this cause it aint funky
Sure enough we aint gonna be played by no monkey
See because the monkey fits the shoes
In these bananapeel blues
Yall with me?
Twas once said to remember that the soul is see-through
How true well soon see as I check to whats written
Lets see uhh Genesis chapter two verse seven
Man became a living soul so wheres my man getting this
Actual force, probably that same old can
Or barrel of monkeys who call me and you a soul man
And call my food a soul food
Yeah Im sposed to have soul, yet Im uncivil and cruel
And I come from apes, yet this monkey rapes
And Im a babboon, then soon to be coon
And when I know this, Im labelled a lunatic
Racist rebel crazy Muslim
Now face this monkey
Truth is truely what pays me
And can a Muslim be fooled
And can a quote unquote monkey be reformed
Yeah, and while me and you is warmed by the sun
Most of all life or in existence, uhh I take this instance to ask
If the monkey man was so pure why cant he endure
The sun which is the natural source for all living
Without giving up his life to cancer
And three-fifths or less is the dancer
Wrong answer
Yeah wrong answer says the Kause
And while his still skin rumples and wrinkles
Zee L exposes a monkeys uncle
how much more evidence do the citizens need? -- 16X |
Every space man knows you just gotta have Space Hos
Even space girls know it
You get a big delight, in every bite
Delicious, cream-filled, Space Hos, taste out of this world
With luscious creamy inside, soft cake outside
You get a big delight, in every bite
Yup, smart space men always have plenty of good Hos
Wherever they go, Hos!
How they gave his own show to Tad Ghostal
Any given second he could go mad postal
Stay wavin that power band space cannon
And have the nerve to jump in the face, of Race Bannon
And punked out; luckily he deaded it
And guess whos the schmuck whos credited with editing it?
Your man Moltar, the cop out
Aint have no other career choice, he dropped out
Since when the Way-Outs included Zorak
Way back he used to rub his thorax in Borax
Im not the one that sold him to it
If he wont admit it, Im not gonna hold him to it
Its all love and no hate though
For all that, the Villain need to get his own late show
Do a monologue and jest with the guests
Madlib, switch the beat and walk him to the desk
With Danger holding down the control room
Late again returning from commercial, I told you, DOOM
Early, hes on B.P.T
Catch him on public, access free TV
And were back, live on the air with Brak
So Brak, how your man got a show thats so whack?
Have you ever thought to work with Err and Ignignokt an them?
And do you got enough oxygen from this toxic phlegm?
Another sec, his neck woulda got flames
Mouse switched the screen to some hot dames
Tonights audience will receive miscreant video games
And fifteen seconds of fame, pitiful lames
Its just a shame; Im zonin
Competin for the same prime time slot as Conan
No dummy, Edogawa
Announcement free lunch to any stunt who lets me plow her
In the shower for an hour, the kids sposed to be asleep
Or else, to join it sound like Road Runner, beep
Later this week: Big Ben Klingon
After him theres no one else we could afford to bring on
Keep it ghetto
And let em know, B.Y.O.B. from the get go
Id like to propose a toast
To the grossest host, Space Hos coast to coast
That destructo rays a played out gag
And the cape and the pants suit, lookin like a straight out
Dag, dont mean to sound crunchy
Hit a honey from the back and crumpled up her scrunchie
A light snack, hungry munchie
Felt a funny hunch, then she told him donkey punch me
Tomorrow its Father Guido Sarducci
Father MC, and Charo Coochie Coochie
With her new best seller, Who You Call a Hoochie?
A proud sponsor of the snoochie boochie noochies
Look Leela eyeball to eyeballs
And find out how to get inside them sugar pie walls
Our next guest a real cutie specimen
And shes startin to get a little booty, Miss Judy Jetson
So Judy; boxers, briefs or fig leaf?
As you know I wear my boxers so my big
Oh, cue the rapper tell him bring what little he got
Up against the Villy, its really not diddly-squat
Until they head hurts, when it come to wreck
Crews is like them dudes in red shirts off Star Trek
He Kirk, he Spock, he McCoy
Been b boy, since you jerks first squeezed toys
Born to be the host with the most
When its on, its on, Space Hos, coast to coast |
Paper. All day, in ways that people never think of
International Paper-
Hey, I made a funny!
Very funny
I wasn’t gettin’ good marks in reading-
Stupid
Poor girl
What is wrong with you?!
Youre sick
Ho- hold on- I was only following orders, I WAS ONLY FOLLOWING ORDERS!
You little punk!
It’s not a joke, kid
Oi!
Don’t let your overconfidence get you killed, those men are dangerous!
He may have a face like a waffle iron, but he got a heart of gold
My little friend here is the only one who understands me
Take me to your leader
You can go to hell
What?
Nothing
Violence. Violence and power will rule!
Yeah
Brain death will follow in four minutes
The children will need some means of defending themselves
Well, I’ll be damned! We could blow up a whole army with these babies!
That may be so. I do appreciate it, but I have no use for weapons
My fists pack one million volts!
Pardon me |
The invisible girl
Youre quite right, my first prediction has come true
I have removed the heart of the fantastic 4
If you want to see her again
You will not interfere with my plans
Hear me again you delegates!
You have 48 hours to meet my terms
I bid you, adieu!
Villain man never ran with krills in his hand and
Wont stop rockin til he clocked in a gazillion grand
Tillin the wasteland sands
Raps on backs of treasure maps, stacks to the ceilin fan
He rest when hes ashes
Ask em after ten miles in his goulashes, smashes stashes
Chip on his shoulder with a slip on holster
A clip, a folder and his grip on a boulder bolster
They supposed ta know, it show when his aura glow
Get from out the row, when he get dough its horrible
Time is money, spend, waste, save, invest the fess
The ten case of cave a chicken chest S
Yes yall the dub will get ya trickles
The best ballers pitch in and rub to get a nickels
But tut tut, he about to change the price again
It go up each time he blow up like hydrogen
Doom!
You aint gettin Sue!
If you want her youre going to have to come down here and get her!
Ive got to go up to him again, its the only way to bring him out in the open
Villain here, have em shrill in fear
And wont stop top illin til he a gazillionaire
Grillin stare, yeah ya boy had drama
Got em on a mental plane, avoided bad karma
Once sold an inbred skinhead a nigga joke
Plus a brand new chrome smoker with the triggers broke
I thought I told em Firing pins was separate
He find out later when he tries to go and rep it
Took a Jehovah money for a Arabic Torah
Charged an advance to translate it and ignored it, sorta
One monkey dont stop no slaughter
A junkie want ta cop a quarter ton, run for the border
Know the drill, it aint worth the overkill
Flow skill, still, theres no thrill
Villa bill ya ten K bills in his pilla
Villa, when it gets realer, split the skrilla with...
And right now weve got a job to finish!
Lets find... Doctor DOOM! |
In the time of your life, live—so that in that good time there shall be no ugliness or death for yourself or for any life your life touches. Seek goodness everywhere, and when it is found, bring it out of the hiding place and let it be free and unashamed
Place in matter and in flesh the least of the values, for these are the things that hold death and must pass away. Discover in all things that which shines and is beyond corruption. Encourage virtue in whatever heart it may have been driven into secrecy and sorrow by the shame and terror of the world. Ignore the obvious, for it is unworthy of the clear eye and the kindly heart
Be the inferior of no man, nor of any men be superior. Remember that every man is a variation of yourself. No mans guilt is not yours, nor is any mans innocence a thing apart. Despise evil and ungodliness, but not men of ungodliness or evil. These, understand. Have no shame in being kindly and gentle but if the time comes in the time of your life to kill, kill and have no regret
In the time of your life, live—so that in that wondrous time you shall not add to the misery and sorrow of the world, but shall smile to the infinite delight and mystery of it.
― William Saroyan, The Time Of Your Life |
As soon as you get to earth, deliver any information found in the spacecraft to the commanders office::
Set your microphones to stun
Nanu nanu, check one two...
Yo, rushin through the stars like a comrade Cosmonaut
Got planets roped on lassos, in U.S. they called me Astro
Rokay Rorge, shipped forged from Cogwell Cogs
Which one of you let the toilets filled with the Captains log?
Bad voodoo, beware the black monolith
In deep space, no one can smell shit
Dark side of the moon, hummin at MF Doom
??? and vodka makes energon cubes
Yo, fuck bounty, we hungry, Im moody
Kidnap Rosie for her duty
And keep Judy for her cartoonish booty
For rhymes sake, Bonzai Buckaroo
Ahoy nerd, crabs grab Zoidberg
To the Buck Rog mechanized bird
Im takin a rocket trip to say word!
Were on our way to earth
The sandwich meats nice and lean
All they got in space is freeze-dried ice cream
Launching space monkeys, NASAs tryin to play us
Keep sendin em up here, well send back Dr. Zaius
Damn yous, damn yous, damn yous all to hell!
Hyperspace booze cruise, planetary Dave Atell
Drunk off No-Doz and Tang hip hops Krodos and Kang
Bad swerve through worm hole came to co-do our thang
Reception airlock open
Just got back from the final frontier
Space Shuttle ??? drinkin light beer back in light year
Earths shitty, Xanadu ditty
Rollin with homegirl, groped the three titty
Yo my bad, thought you were smugglin moon rocks
A man named Bundy got fuel in his socks
Your brain hurts in a post-Klatuu earth
I say take me to your reefer, then take me to your leader
Yo, they dug it and then asked me if I knew Sputnik
I said kick it up to warp speed or youre gonna get your butt kicked
Dont make me off-the-dome like Highlander
Aint no danger, Will Robinson, wheres the commander?
They got nervous and started lookin for an escape hatch
You think all we aliens do is body snatch?
Were not Unicron tryin to transform the planet, people
We Are the World was writ by Captain EO
He took us to a Dago bar that was slime filled like Dagobah
I said under my breath, in jest, Yo wheres yoda?
They hit us for some yogurt and some bubbly carbonated soda
Ironically, played Space Invaders in the corner
Pete, dont cry over spilled milk, well get drunk later
And talk to that rotten Killer Tomato in that junk-freighter
Miss, let me get the cat like ALF, a mouthful
Earth Girls are Easy but tonights it quite doubtful
Come on, aint no felines fit in a thong
Bi-week grind, Ba-weep-gra-na-weep-ninny-bong
She looked back at me in an uninvolved dumb way
I said, Miss, you dont know my friend, Gordon Shumway?
Hes from Melmac, try to attack your potbelly, yo
I said, Chill thats Kuato, open your mind, burrito and taco
She said, Pete, HAL-2000, these humans gonna get you
I said, Pee on my face, and my Schwartz be with you...
May the Schwartz ... be with you
Kicking that moon-dirt inkling like Gattaca
Youre on the Soul Train Battlestar Galactica
Don Pardo, tell em what theyve won
A date with John Lithgow and a brand new ray gun!
Believe it or not they threatened us with puss Ripley Clones
I always say I come in peace right after the CDs through
Out the Divider jumped Rowdy Rowdy Piper
Shouting out They Live, didnt expect the Galactic sniper
Yo Doom, let em rip!
Buck em down! Space Tech Banana Clip
Hit em with a displaced case full of space cakes
Watch as space case face hallucinate
Close Encounter take a Tribble as a decoy
Surface pool, Astro b-boy
Forbidden Planet, nasty like Janet
Im intergalatic planetary, goddammit!
Yo engage, hes headed for the ship!
Buck em down! Space Tech Banana Clip
Without haste, yo, P laid him to waste
And we didnt get in trouble
Cause there aint no pigs in space, Zoinks!
Army bombers ready ... enemy
Get ready for a surprise!
We punked Elliot for his BMX
And hit E.T. on his two-way and told him he was next
Nah, thats a Speak-N-Spell hooked to a Technic
Thats why Im High Commander and youre the tech-geek
Keep it movin like Starlight Express
Good God, hes headed for the escape pod
Theyre gettin away to Babylon Five!
Nah stupid, I said Babbletron Live
He was out, bang-zoom, straight to the moon
I got a cheese sandwich and got young like Cocoon
Lost in Space, searching for inner peace
Lost in Innerspace, just to say the least
Roamin galaxy, far, far in the East Coast
Peace out, Brak, and were Space Ghost! |
Monsta Island Czars - “1,2...1,2”
One, two, one, two. Kongcrete, the most hideous. Check it, check it, check it
Smoking
Hash, leave an open ass broken, stash floating fast
Lifted. Kong with the broken glass
Slurper, a nasty nigga fuck Bertha
Insert it further than murder, pulled out then squirt her
Alpha murder, alpha murder, murder
Alpha murder, pull the squeeze then hurt her
Out for cheddar, piece of cheese. When in doubt, love
Took Alicia’s Keys in and out love, ate nine
Hate all, hate on fakes, cornballs is fake
Find your body at your dawg’s wake, barking
Create comment when I start to spit, y’all
Niggas spit conformant. Kong bombing
Study every
Religion there is. Rhythm for kids deadly as venom is
This hemorrhage friends of his. I’m like a guinea
Pig with a skinny snitch, and me big like a penny
Rich—hear me, bitch—ready to let the semi spit
Here he is. Is he really sick or is he really picked to see
The vict’ or is he really dead for what he did? Let the machete
Rip, spaghetti drip. Ready, get set, ready
Go, ready to rock machete flow to let you know we’re ready
To go. Is he heavy? Is he petty? I was
Hungry, so they fed me, yo. For heavy dough, I need
Some heavy dro. Megalon in your stereo
Ready to shoot the heady, yo. Yo!
Lyrics of death wrap—this how the letter bond. Yo, Megalon
Pass that Megatron. Gods on a hunt like a Predacon
Smoking cedar wood trees from Lebanon. Fascist sprites
On MTV, terrorist threats looped on my MP-
-C travel at a hundred eighty-six thousand kilobytes
Per second, downloaded on the MP3. Ninety-Ninety-
-Five, Long Island, iced-out in an MVB. Monsta
Island escaped from MCC
By any
Means, many fiends akin to toast teens
Toast the scenes for the hoes to scream, mostly
Seen by the avoiding. Get down here when Luciani ‘hind me
Behind Pataki, busting shots with Giuliani. Bust back
I’ll squeeze rapping niggas—y’all, quit acting like it could happen
My MAC-10 made big niggas backspin—what happened?
Is that so?
Tommy Brasco stack dough. You lack flow, my ab-
-stract flow for cashflow turn cocaine to crack and turn
Crack to blow—now how the fuck that go? I wanna
Fuck that ho, the white ho and the black ho
Lay on your back, ho. They made the track slow so I could rap
Slow. Tommy mack hoes. Yo, yo
My gun is like my girl ‘cause I don’t wanna let my gat go
I sold crack fast, now I sell crack slow
In the back, on the low. If you ain’t got no dough, come to
The back door. I’ll give you a full pack at four
Rock rap shows, L be on the map when I blow
R&B rap takes it in the ass-crack slow
At my last show, I snatched gold. Black Jesus
It’s a Black Christmas—now picture black snow
Ayyo
We calculate the sands of time in slow-mo, manipulating
Every moment through space, metabolize the seeds of wealth to let the
Dough flow, committing acts of violence and hate crimes against the po-po
Double-barreled, handheld bazooka for Sergeant Shitface if you want to start
Fronting like you row boat. Blaze that bush, whether your Mary
Jane is def or even if it’s so-so. Teasing bitches
With ice cubes on their nipple, keep ‘em playing with their yo-yo
Athletic pussy like Lisa Leslie and Rebecca Lobo
Rock the show from uptown, downtown to Tribeca, Soho
Most of these rappers R&B singers like K-
-Ci & JoJo, better off harmonizing with Taj
Leigh Leigh, and Coco. Thespian thugs, niggas is all
Mouth like the Rolling Stones logo, Bianca Jagger
Free-jacker, jacking me off in a go-go. Stuff down
Their throats, spitting completely bobo, keeping it groovy without
The synthetic fucking mojo, got the spot kicking
Like a donkey locked up inside a dojo, smack
Ralph Lauren, got Tommy Hilfiger picking cotton, rocking Polo
Is that so?
Niggas stay lifted
Bring the biscuit, bring the bitches, bring the mother-
-fucking statistics, bring the death certificates
Um, don’t forget the four blocks—peace to Fort
Knox, where the four stops |
Hey there boys and girls!
Let me know if yall with me yall
I only play the games that I win at
And stay the same with more rhymes than theres ways to skin cats
As a matter of fact, let me rephrase
With more rhymes than ways to fillet felines these days
Watch the path of the black one, Super-villain
Who wrecks clubs for delf in a drunken stupor
Chillin, ready and willin to inadvertantly foil that plan of the rhymers they be whiners like spoiled brats
Who got more snottier flows than snotty nose
And holds mics like he knows karate body blows
Nobody knows the trouble I see from the MPV
Fly dirty tailin the bubble eye thirty
For the record this is some shit I just thought of yall
Its science fiction thats not permissible in no court of law
I live to rock mics in 3-D
The only reason i seek to stop, to snuff the TV
I heard beats, they sound like karaoke with monkey rhymers on a leash like dont let this nigga choke me
Hit em with a penny so we could get these peanuts
And I thought we was nuts
I used to get free cuts
They lock Lex Luthor up in Green Haven
Since when a nigga never really been too clean shaven
Misbehavin rap stars need Listament
Call me Mr. Bent, Im at where your sister went, intelligent
Used to write and be well spoke
Now all a nigga wanna do is fight and sell-
Tell joke
This could lead to catastrophe
Bout to stop the violence right after these last of three shots from the black bat that got me at headlock
Holdin on to sanity by strands of that dreadlock
She told me get off, I said Bitch, let me set this shit off so I could get rich
Then this shit hit me like the point of intoxication
Imma come out and rock this nation
Like ox defacing
A lot niggas out is rusty like oxidation
In this worlds strangest, most dangerous occupation
I could do it
Im the super like in your building
Villain like trife Kinder is in All My Children
Plottin, and its sure to pay ends
With some real mature womens and some more of they friends
And when bad men roll tight
Its actual true, like a pack of big Bambu with natural glue
Who grip necks of deuce to dukes to triple X
He just came in 4-D, follow the ripple effects
And itll lead ya right to him
Oh snap!
Seems weve walked into a trap through rap
Zoinks! This place is filled with pretender willies
One false move and get broke off like end of Phillies
Yes true believers
Aint nothing new to a
Crook with special powers like how to tell the future uhhhhh...
I picture rhyme of the month, two page long
Im in it with two gauges and my cape on wrong
Son its on, its like a Raekwon tape song
With a fleet of superbad bitches, status: Rae Dawn Chong
Let me know if yall with me yall
Its national and geographic, down to the titty ball
I represents MI City yall
To my man Wiz doing his unsettling bids
You woulda got away if it was not for them meddling kids
Mer Fers |
Who cooks for you? Who cooks for you?
(She looks me direct in the eye
And replies)
Who cooks for you all?
Customers shop, discussioners stop
A rich man steps to the clerk, busting her chops
“I make more green than algae
Loop-de-loops with ice cream scoops now are just nostalgie
Because I got coops of well-fed pheasants
I made my web presence on the backs of dead peasants
I got all types of cash
And I’ll talk trash like a hyperspazz
‘til my mouth catches diaper rash”
She said, “Can a man remain posh
Without being brainwashed?
Is it really all web sites, tennis whites, and playing squash?
What a jerk, was he trying to flirt?”
As the clerk got back to work, another guy went berserk
A crazy guy with a paisley tie
And one glass and one lazy eye came in
His brain was spongy Grade D lunch meat
Held together with a scrunchy
Wait til you find out what he said
“If y’all are so destitute
How come you’re dressed so cute?
Sometimes it’s best to toot
My own horn
About my idiosyncrasies
I video pink pussies
I shoot my own porn
Cause it’s wrong to rape a slut
It’s wrong to penetrate the paper cut
Where an origami truck scraped her butt
I’m pacing and passionate
Cause my cupcake had hash in it
Look, a dopey fairy
Is chasing a doggy topiary
I’m’a help her with catching it!
Im outta here”
The clerk, she just rolled her eyes
You could say he told her lies
But she’ll let any old tramp in
Nothing sold is no surprise
And they’re lampin
At the Anarchist Bookstore
Who cooks for you? Who cooks for you?
Who cooks for you all?
As the clerk worked on a blurb about herb
Another berserker jumped in off the curb
Wearing a metal mask
“May I help you?” she, unsettled, asked
“Outside there’s an army of Metal Faces
And in several cases
They’re ready to dead all shtetl places
This is it
Adults’ll need protection.”
She said, “Yeah, but what changes when you’re done?
Nothing. Like the results of an election.”
He said, “Oh, so I should just call it off?
Go back to the house, douse the Molotov?”
Listen, You want to see our city in flames
Cause you’re full of pity and blame
You just want the freedom to sit at home and play videogames
Maybe we could drain some ingrained aggression
If you came for a training session”
He said, “I don’t want to volunteer
I’m calling y’all in here
To flash some sack
And smash the Mac
And get outside, it’s action-packed
I don’t know if you are, but all of you look poor
Now let’s leave the Anarchist Bookstore
Who cooks for you? Who cooks for you?
Who cooks for you all?
(She looks me direct in the eye
And replies) |
Peace! This is the one Subroc
Chillin here, with my partners
And theyre about to do, the Gas Face, rebuttal
Yeah, quite subtle
His name is Zev Love X
Hes gonna kick it next
And Ima kick it like this
A Gas Face, can either be a smile or a smirk
When appears, a monkey wrench to quirk ones clockwork
A jerk threw a wrench, I thought it missed
Made me so pissed, I felt a ball in my fist
To drive to place a blister on that certain mister
Thats one more on my list of scrubs lined up to kiss
The very X on my Swatch watch ticker
Every second on the second, I kick a rhyme to wreck it
Every minute, catchin the bag, Im finna skin it
One of the more than one ways it pays to stay in it to win it
Mic is riffin, think Im gonna pay my bill still?
On your grill, you gets a Gasface Refill
Ill, I hit and bend, whats up to style
The owner of the hand, I never ran a mile
In your shoes, sang blues with the so-called jewels
You claim no lose if you choose to snooze
Youre just another Gasface Victim
Yeah, whos next? My man
Yo hes gonna kick it
His name is Onyx
And Ima bust it like this
Well, if the face fits, take it, eventually you have to make it
If someone states that word is bond and then break it
See, my word is bond that I shall never dye my hair blonde
Cause of my culture am I fond
Its not the goal to give the Gas Face
The goal is to uplift the whole soul race
But if you step to this brother, thinkin punk is to peace
Its a sad one
Check yourself, keep a gas mask handy
Then shall you dig, youll find it dandy
To never leave home without it cause theres not a doubt about it
That youll end up short in this sport, so resort
To a wise way of thinkin, never sleep, not even blinkin
Never start sinkin in the old mans quicksand
And if you fight, for others in the cause
Then the gas face is truly yours
Yeah, signed and sealed
Onyx, the birthstone kid
Yeah, I like that, one more time
Ill tell you what - one more time, like this
Set up correct with the effect
The second of two episodes I recollect
Twas not to dismiss a myth, with the stamp of approval
And the super common blue eyes respect, what the heck?
In the steps of the King Solomon who used a jin
To clear his whole temple from within
Does make my head spin, when one dares to question
How one learns a lesson, you guess it turns...
A smile to a frown, from a smirk to a chuckle
Knowledge of self, a gas mask with a buckle
Here rides the clan, this land with gas chamber
Here to threat and bring sweat to the stranger
That old serpent had the gall
Saying that he knew how I felt, yet and still, hes living tall
Yeah thats a laugh but surely well trick him
Flip the coin, make him a Gas Face victim!
Yeah, once again
Thats how we kicks it, for 80-deca
Yeah, guess the B-Side wins it, yknahmsayin?
Yeah but who gets the Gas Face this time?
No Gas Face for SD-50
No Gas Face for Plugs One, Two and Three
No Gas Face for Michael and Peter
No Gas Face for the Brand Nubians
Preacher Porkchop {Another Gas Face victim}
For all the Uncle Toms {Another Gas Face victim}
What about the New York cabbies {Another Gas Face victim}
Yo what about J Quest the weird boy {Another Gas Face victim}
No Gas Face for the Ansaars on the Ave
No Gas Face for Frukwan the God
Yeahhh no Gas Face to {?} the S.O.I
No Gas Face for my man D-Black
No Gas Face for the engineer Ganz
No Gas Face for the Nubian Nation
Yeah, but uhh, what about that dude {?}
The {?} {Another Gas Face victim}
{babbling} |
Keep your guns, keep your cuffs, keep your laws off me
Its enough, all of your thoughts are just lost on me
So keep your monkey suits, keep your monkey paws off me
They try to keep me in the dark, it just dawned on me
Tell your queens, tell your kings, keep their pawns off me
They try to waltz on my scene, blame their faults on me
But Im a shark, sardines, keep those jaws off me
My inner McNultys trying to breathe, youre throwing Rawls on me
The worlds a sewer, keep your shit off me
But what to do, when my heroes fucking spit on me
Everybody is a Yoda, they just piss me off
They think theyre wise, all they fucking do is sit on me
Keep the God, King, Pope, keep the state off me
And before you take me on, whats your take on me?
You think Im a beast? Keep the wooden stakes off me
Im not the devil, man, Im goddamn lovely
Stop bugging me
Off and on
Off and on, and on and off
Youve got rhymes coming my way, you better call them off
Or youll find out my words arent horribly soft
Hitting your chest, asbestos, youre going to cough
And do you motherfucking realize what its going to cost?
Youre getting lost in the words Im getting across
And I know, losing ones mind is a hell of a lose
At least your thoughts will be lighter when youre bearing the cross
Me and the mics like Calvin and Hobbes
You better shut your ugly mugs and allow me to talk
From the top of my lungs, speaking loudly enough
Holding my balls while Im at it, speaking proudly and blunt
Cause all you, cowardly fucks and you powerless cunts
I want to season you in salt and devour you fucks
Youve got like a 24 hours, then I Bauer you up
The best flow youve heard this minute, year, or a month
Off and on |
Yo, Subroc, yo put that right there for me. Yo! Yo! Yo dude I know you did it, open the door for me, get the door...
Ah, what up what up what up what up. Ayo Busta, I want yall to meet my man, the man of Mr. Piocalles, man. His name is Mr. Hood. Yo, Busta, Mr. Hood, Subroc
Onyx, the birthstone kid, man, how you feeling. Yeah, I know, I know my man I still be driving that car, right? Ayo, just make yourself at home, pull up a crate, and chill with the posse, and have a seat to relax. Aw, this nigga coming asking for wine. Nah, I aint got no beer, but I got two, two Goya Nectars, know what Im saying, that... Ahahah, I knew my mand be snapping yours, should I get this man? Should I get this man? Hol up, I know they know them teepee shirts you got on. Yo, pull your waist up or the shirt down cause that shirt is too small. And where is the tiger? Where is the tiger? Wheres the tiger on that... Whats the question, what what? Toothbrush? Tooth paste! Black as your gums is, you talking about toothbrush, yo, go brush your jammies, G You best to go suck out the Crest Master Pump Slippers? Boy, these is Clarks! They aint got nothing on-- too small? Nah nah nah, very cheap? Yo Id rather be walking in these, than pedaling that big hooptie you got outside, you aint got nothing on these, G I know its a late model Ford, late T Ford Id rather be pimp-strutting on hot black tar Yeah, but thats late too, aint it Yo, I know he aint just dissed my mother. I know he aint just dissed my mother! My man, get no skins, you only had one girl, whats her name? Whats her name? Yeah, Monique Bradley You got burned from her, it does matter, and you better get a cut, cut some of that Peachfuzz right off the side of your head
Yo, yo lets get outta here, man, yo
Yo, before you leave, see this man right here. Let Subroc do you some justice, let him catch a dome, please, please! Later? What?! Now! |
Oh shit, look at them, they running on foot
They picked the car up, they on some Flintstone shit
Oh shit... and them niggas stuck together
On some Siamese shit... yo
Yo, classic murders, slick gun material
Burnt up bodies that rot with no burial
Hammers that hardly work, go to work
Like a slave on a hot day, with no water
Blow you for props, in the cops face, might get knocked up
Jakes that play hero, they can get popped up
Face fallin off they cheekbone, gotta take meat
From they ass, to sew it back, Im a beast, homes
Its ground beef, in the streets, so we squeeze chrome
Like fresh fruit, from a tree, so the heats blown
Your momma missing, your boys are crying
Cut ya balls out your nutsack, the chinks are buying
Shit bags is like gift bags, you get it for free
If you master fronting, classic cutting
You keep stunting, them gem starll rip something
Look homey, its the bloody sweepstakes
Glove club you down in the club, how you like that, sweet cakes?
Yo, it was a minute after twelve, when the tragedy struck
Niggas emptied on son, and left em leaning right in Valeries truck
The red Cherokee blood was pouring out his head heavily
The only motive for murder was wetter, either jealousy
They found him slumped over the wheel, horn blowing
Bullet holes showing, property stolen, motor still going
Driver’s side door wedged open, the window was broken
Glass fragments shredded his grill, his collar was soaking
He probably knew the killas, cause they jinxed him with ease
Cops comb the perimeter, thirsty, looking for leads
Knocking on doors, questioning tenants, the lieutenant
Was the first to arrive on the scene, he knew he was finished
DeWayne Roberts knew him in college, mid-twenties
Stopped being brolic, V.A. drivers license in his wallet
The last call on his mobile phone was back to home
Sorry, Miss Amonias son was found dead with two in his dome
This be the birds eye view of things, look how we doing things
We stick niggas up and we take they rings
Mission Impossible, Theodore Unit, we unstoppable
Spit razors out of our mouth and start chopping you
Bank robbers, blood jakes out with the obstacle
Ropes hanging down from the roof, my parachute
Soaking water, heat smoking, we scrape and we Pillage, man
Wherever we broke in, Theodore, pulverize
Boat rides and tours, smashed em in the crib with they coke in they straws
Dudes step off the scene, black face and four-four
The CREAM that we stack up, cake and whores
Cash in abundance, the cats that I run with
Got gats stashed in motels and stacks by the hundreds
I dont ask if I want it, my attitude is run it
I dont ask if I want it, my attitude is run it, yup
Mega ice neck, with some fish, with some fish dishes
Rakim gems, my mind shine is what my weight misses
Anything else is uncivilized, send the kind of niggas
Other men despise, you can see the venom rise
My nine leaves them tenderized, I dont need my men to ride
Im in the moshing squad, beside the car thats highly energized
Been advised, before, that fucking with I, is genocide
Many men have died, from playing games from what they feel inside
Brawl with it in me, put it on my enemy
Be warned, defending me, like killing off a Kennedy
I silly song M.C.s get sent on base
Type of nigga spit the Remy or laugh in ya face
This dig in my waste, is mastery, step out of place
Shatter that ass, like glass, and break fast like a neglige
Play with the biscuit, dick, dont even risk it
I, snatch up my misses, and dash on the interstate |
Looks dont count better off judg—
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna—
Motherfucker, its my goddamn honor
To eat a sucka MC like a hot lamb döner
Respect rook check dope blind dialectic
Took the perspective of open-minded skeptic
Where your skepticals looks dont count
Better off judgin by rhymebooks and sheer amounts
And work backwards from there
Angle of attack on a track was like a spear through the clear air tongue-click
Whats your status? Its don status
Reserved for those who chose to go beyond madness
Cause we like Villain you must be out your taboggin hoggin its a horror
Eatin MCs like theres no tomorrow starvin
Welcome to the club registration
We be waitin right here collectin off our nations revelation
Sensations of latter day saints
Immortalized in black splattered spray paint, Faint
Aint live and direct and kept his eye on the game
Like SpyTec
Mic check
Villain get booted out your online school
Student got straight-up As in divine rule
Quicker than a sleight of hand like, Damn
Telepathy and telekinesis faster than InstaGram
See what he said, layin his wood, get paid is at
From the States to your estate flat, aint that |
{beatboxing in the background}
Boring... same ol Sunday type shit
Man, kinda boring
Hey you, kid! Yeah you
Ahh what are you listenin to in that there Walkman huh?
(The new Gas Face rewroted by K.M.D
Its kind of funky with a lot of bass)
Yeah but I bet you wonder where they got the bass from huh?
Dont care? Well let me you this story
Go on now, let him tell you this story
Friday, I believe it was a payday
Onyx, Subroc and myself goes out of subway
To catch the X train, the drums roll Brooklyn
Plan was a night of intense hookin
We enter the club, where we hooked til we drop
When stopped, to exit, I spoke of this prop
Talked about her bouncing guns
The word buns was on the tip of my fun swing {All at once!}
Approached this big fat seven foot..
{Ill teach you to talk to my girl!} Said the hood
Sub and I geesed, Onyx sped up the block
And it was fast, I looked back and Fats was headlockin him
I was clockin, about two blocks per minute
And then I thought, that voice theres somethin definitely familiar in it
Not long did I cram
From the lows, I knows it was the 808 Man
Thump... thump... THUMP!
They heard the.. {Eight-oh-eight} {MAN!}
Clockin crazy mileage like a 60-deck of math
Ducked into an alley like on Kickdrum Ave
Stopped and told Sub, but Sub was stumped
I said do you recall the bass that thumped
In the Jeeps of the streets, as the pedestrian bops?
Heard with vocals where any hip-hop beat drops
Yknow the bass fool! {And everything happened as it did before}
But Sub wasnt passin it
To escape harassment, I booked like a crook
Out of sight, all my mics was took
Conscience eatin me, my boys hooked in Hook
Off the 808 Man, so I peeps to look
No immediate danger did I see myself in
Watchin round the block thinkin Ehh, whos missin him?
Onyx was headlocked and Subroc was half nelsond
Think I was wrappin up? Man, listen
Was I? You think I wasnt?!
Man I was petri-scared stiff!
I was thinkin about my cousin Enus, if he asked me once
He asked me a dozen times to go bowlin with him
But still I wasnt runnin from the Bass, Man as he walked up
Then from the back of my thoughts I forked up
The teachings of Mr. Hood
And I began to recall when suddenly it dawned on me
Lesson one - if a sucker tries to come, let him come
By then the hood was up on me
Lesson two was to recite the words you cant do me none
Even though you might be bluffin, its nothin
Follow procedure and sure nough, no doubt
Left that seven foot fat hood whupped out
Lesson three said a keeper of a hood is his brotherhood
As we helped him up he said Damn!
You sure pack a punch, I had a hunch you was a hood
Well if you ever need bass, hook up with the 808 Man
Say word
Man tried to get me to throw hands, I had to go HU HUH!
Yeah check it out yo, yo thats a tight headlock true indeed
Yeah, the half nelson got me in a neck brace
Yeah, but kid you know where they got the bass from now?
Yeah yeah word
But Ill tell you what
Ill give you this exclusive K.M.D. album tape, unreleased!
Yo yo, dont let nobody dub it, dont let nobody dub it
Dont let somebody dub it, youll get funked
Now scram, or 808 Manll do ya
Now get up out of here, you thumpty-hump dump head
Yeah yeah, just scram, scram
Get out of here {Man}
... {Man} |
So if you, say
Lets say you meditate with the OM chant
It takes a radio to do that
Bishop and umm
Metal Fingers Doom
You follow that?
Ok Bishop, lets go, roger
The human ear only hears between 20 and 20,000 hertz
OM
Hey what are you doing man, hey what are you doing
Come on quit messing around
Listen Ill pay man Ill pay
Hey, not me, man
Yeah you
Hey quit messing around come on
Trust me
Yelling
Were retarded, thats right retarded
That wasnt funny man
In the same way we can human voices our music on radio waves and the speed of light, we can send our own dialogue
Its hard to meditate to the OM chant when your neighbor is blasting frequencies of and
And all that you speak about, he taught us how to tone that out |
One-two- mic check in my left and right
On your go
Song battle, calm shadows
Walk narrow, trapped in the small babble raps
And the longer , wrong channel
Seawater, piece upon your dream
What you see is stars, tree bark
Mark, its from the green-eyed starship
The lone man on the planet has
Walking on the land of the suffocated astronauts
The gladiator and the Lancelot
Dancing in the parking lot
Prancin and romancin in the camera shot
Big, dark sandal
Trip bombs, half the plot
Jigsaw, the fist caught and activated trap locks
You can not stab the mascot
The man laughed off, stabbed the abdomen and yelled Jackpot!
Wore the tore colors of the ascot
Poor form to hacksaw, earthworm had to crawl
Warn poor brothers in the Cold War summer
Ukraine babes play wars in Russia
Example of the wax told, actual around post
Mantle hassle factual lack of votes, backstroke
Artificial, not natural
Coffin ritual in South Africa with poisonous tarantulas
Boisterous animals, larger life egos, not my amigos
I love humble people |
I step out the saloon, about a quarter to noon
Might as well have been a quarter to DOOM
Strapped with my six-shooter, next to my six pack
My sawed-off, slung over my right shoulder, hung on my back
Heavy artillery weigh down my belt strap
Ain’t gon be no killing me without the clack clacking crack
Of the hammer slamming down into action
On the chest of any courageous brave soul
Who wanna come test The West
Select the weapon you want
But don’t mess with the best
We promise we can lay ‘em to rest
Make sure they sleepin’ in a closed casket
With skills that’s, obviously, the most murderous
I paint the bullseye, just show me the target
There’s a vest that can stop this
Ain’t been invented yet
If I got ya in my sights, it’s a fair bet
The back of your shirt’s probly wet
And it ain’t just sweat!
Chorus:
Ya life on the line with your rep
High noon, fight to the death
Don’t bring no knives, no fists
MF Doom:
Squatting, proper aim
Laying on the strong beer
Matching pair o nickel six poppers thrown in our gear
See a pure Iroquois
To feed black bellies seeds in need
.44’s before the black talons, black stallions
Back o wagon’s rations holding for the cash in
What’s the haps, bust the caps
It’s a rap attack, factor that it could be a trap crack
Catch him at the river bed, nakedly wretched
Blood’ll flow downstream as they shiver, better check it
I’ll be up ahead aways
Hold your fire, stay out the light
Stagecoach wide open, something ain’t right
Shot in the back, felt two hot leds enter me
Enter 12 shells, horse fell
Sent Hell, six enemies
Surrounded by militia, they ‘bout to unmask me
Lastly blew her a kiss and made plan B gasted blasphemy
Chorus:
Ya life on the line with your rep
High noon, fight to the death
Don’t bring no knives, no fists |
Nine to Five to stay alive
What is that? What the fuck is that?!
Dont hurt me again
Dont hurt me again
Dont hurt me again
Dont hurt me again, baby
Listen, listen, listen
We will be here forever. Do you understand? For ever!
For ever and ever, and ever and ever
{MF DOOM}
Tried to outrun er
The Chikungunya had em leg-locked
Stunned slipping out of bed-cot
Head hot, ready not
Wait a cotton-pickin minute, carver bitten by a
armor, shouda rid er as a larva
Stuck in the system like the best tape ate up
Under pressure like under investigation straight up
No chaser, ask for it like the victim
First time she kissed him was the worst time she dissed him
Bet your bottom wad of Washingtons woulda squashed it then
Now hes like a hostage in the box, needing oxygen
Breathe it in, came up out the swamp lands
Conquered fans, clap your feet, stomp your hands
Loose cannon, wasnt wrapped too tight, hair trigger
A tendency to bust at the slightest tap, yeah n-
Gold dropper, live round size nine
Sometimes a mind of her own, sometimes a hive mind
Thuggin, screamin, fug the police
With they brain on bugs in a hot pan with no grease
Keep your toes crossed, clothes off, rose quartz, so warm
Yet still so cold,
soon as she step foot
Queen like that of Hatshepsut
, showed her what the dick was
Sure to satisfy with more nuts than a Snickers does
Love is a battlefield, scarred like Benetar
Its all fair in lust and war ma, ven aca
Caught up in the crossfire like Binaca blast
Cockblockers hatin like its not gonna last
the low like Lee Roth from the tee-off
Till she brought a blade to his knees squeeze soft
Cursed be the gin
Be sure to bring the juice, lord, they thirsty as sin
If this is the end, she worked at a ten
Remember when we was just friends, then?
Between the sheets
Splash the beat, squirt skeet with the pen
See em in the streets |
Villain got banished
Refused out the U.S., he ain’t even Spanish
Oaxacado, sock with a hole, toe
Miss the mean streets of LA, a pothole pro
The gold, though, in the nick of time
To kick a slicker rhyme, do your face like knickin’ a line
No, not deported
Be a little minute before things get sorted
Known to get money, never got caught, kid
Escape with a soft skid, short bid
Knock on wood, dope for plastic
Rock so hood, hope on spastic
Put it on the Ritz
Put your bullshit facial recognition on fritz
I’m afraid you’re sadly mistaken
BING! Spit it like a bad piece of bacon
Take the bread
Even if you gotta lay down on the ground and fake dead
Grab that, way out the habitat
Where the rabbits is at, far from the lab rats
Man’s right to know
Contemplate that as these hands write the flow
It ain’t done yet
He’ll let ya know some of the results come sunset
‘Til then, pack ya bowl
Jack it to ya crack hoe with the black soul, coal
Tune the diamond
Just so ya know it ain’t some buffoon rhymin’
Hey, watch ya tonsils
End up in the hospital, not responsible
Bust that gizzard
Then start to think how it ain’t worth the risk – is it?
Third degree black belt flow
Whoop his monkey ass ’til the track felt slow
Melt snow, now that’s gold
Blowin’ ‘em, make funds, wow, that’s cold
Stole on ‘em, throws them dice
Cool ‘em down, set to overflow with flow with ice, like
Liquid nitrogen, ain’t no wins
Macro to Micro, begin, into your skin
Villain strikes again
Equivalent to hundred-thousand milligram Vicodin
Not for nothin’
Your guess is worth more
Barefoot, doin’ Rick James on a dirt floor
Dirt poor, like don’t get your shirt tore, boy
Crown of thorns, chain made of razorblades
Gallon adorn homemade blazer suede
‘Bout to retire
Sit up somewhere in the sun and breath fire
That includes tipsy gettin’
We get it in like your big fat gypsy wedding
No more thuggin’
But don’t think you won’t get slapped kid, you buggin’
It’s all love, rhyme with more dough
Remind me of the fine wine time, raw flow
Not to interrupt
But anybody else notice time’s speeding up?
Make your local police worry monthly
And won’t be nowhere nears your country
Grown, and got no time for ‘em
Naps on his belly, do not hold onto iPhone
Bitches don’t knock me, slack jaw
Don’t speak Afrikaans, Cockney, or patois
Alhamdulillah, last off the corner
Only thing in this is blastin’ off on Warner
Super Villain, smooth sicko
Why oh why did I leave that Veuve Clicquot?
That’s not up for debate
Be straighter than straight off a big gulp of V8
If she wasn’t so bent
She’d know how the camel got it’s nose in the tent
Please, enough’s enough
Don’t get snuffed with the key to the cuffs
Gs on your bluffs…
Keys to the cuffs…
Please, enough’s enough! |
The man who turns masses into addicts like opium
The fishbone braid-bearer taking all hope from him
Trying to rise higher than deep fryers and sodium
Im tired like weak thighs standing at this podium
Im winning on the road, took dice and I loaded em
Now the self-loathing loner is overthrowin em
About to run em over like I poured soda to the brim
Got a high motor, I know Im the cremè de la cremè
now women wantin the Jägers
When I be writing these rhymes. they be feeling it all within
Like its pain in an organ
Im growing like pain in an orphan
Like the rangers got power when Im morphing
I leave em all mourning, from night to the morning
I be up like an awning while theyre throwing shade, I be yawning
So keep talking, youre never gonna stop me
Like I got pantsed, Bishop too damn cocky
Of course they try to block me but it be like theyre 53
They physically incapable to tame a kid in my league
They tryna sleep, Im making noise
Its the beast of the east and the voice of the voiceless
Learn to keep poise around all of the poison
And now Im making an imprint like embroidering
They wanna build and really be destroying
I cant feel em so I been avoiding
My plans sealed in, they aint ever spoiling
I been cooking up hot like the pot boiling
My mind heavy, your mind is confetti light
You very tight, and Bishys spotting like its cellulite
Cellulite on these CDs, EPs, and the mic
Tell em hype like a senator, quarterback from the spike
Im hella nice and it comes from me thinking like lonely nights
My only fight is with the mind and the silence is overhyped
Only like what my heart do, its your temple
Then my art too, thats why I move as sharp as a harpoon
Like a dark moon, Bishy tunin, gettin stiller
Been killer, my pill is realer
Its my shot, Im feeling Reggie Miller
Its knock down for three, thats the game sealer
Got the touch, you out of luck
Im seeing through your new concealer
Feel Im the iller but uneasy as I leave the villa
Usually my confidence is obvious and Im the killer
A whole iller package, passive but backin it
They say that he average, Im laughing, Im not jacking it
Doing magic, you moving savage, cant interact with Bish
Guess you catch the drift
These cats wack and live and miss |
Cause brothers looking like a criminal is probable cause
So if you black, you need to know all the applicable laws
I got a cop in my head and he stay on the beat
On duty 24 hours every day of the week
And when he blow his little whistle, I restrict myself
And when Im walkin in New York, I stop and frisk myself
And when its time to make arrests, I dont resist myself
Cause if I saw me in a lineup, I might pick myself
I ride clean but I still feel like Im filthy as sin
Cause I was raised thinkin brown is the guiltiest skin
I got a cop in my head, so all the laws are inside me
Put on my turn signal, aint nobody behind me
I buy weed with my cop and thats his personal hell
Cause weed legal but I still feel like Im going to jail
I live alone, making noise so my presence is known
Hoping he dont think its a gun when I answer my phone
Officer Me
Scared of the police, so I police myself
Scared of the police, so I police myself
Im in custody but when will I release myself?
He say it once and I dont make him repeat himself
Black has no standing at law
Whack, billy club bat to the jaw
They got the dogs and the gats at your door
If youre smart, get your ass on the floor
Yeah, villain within reason
No consumption, its pig grilling season
Trees in black, white, Indonesian
You lackin with no heat and its freezing
Now send the cop in your head on a beer run
To see him die when he jump out your eardrum
Its even better than using a machine gun
After all, been dukin him so long, its been a mean run
A fleet of cars and three cribs redone
Dont touch the lawn and then pay the kid with the green thumb
They nervous like first time in a threesome
And shoot too early like precum
Yeah, pause, seem dumb
Sell em to hell, no refund
Profiled for a Philly and a down coat
Run through your mind, shooting unarmed brown folk
Bullcrap, you couldnt get out with cow soap
Like a rapper selling his soul and dont sound dope
All for naught, in the mall, he got caught
Crowd gathered like, Yes, yes, yall, an onslaught
Scared of the police, so I police myself
Scared of the police, so I police myself
Im in custody but when will I release myself?
He say it once and I dont make him repeat himself |
Please, read from sheets;
I am
I am
Sofa king
Sofa king
Scared of a bunch of water, then get out the rain
Order a rapper for lunch and spit out the chain
Then kick a lunghi off the tip of his Timbo
And trick a honey dip into a game of strip limbo
Odd; he couldnt find no remorse
A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse
Of course his technique was from a divine source
Never knew the price of ice, or what swine cost
One guy tried to bite the heat
Thats when he discovered the other other white meat
Oh! The one they hate so well
He sure keeps it psycho like the old Bates Motel
They came to ask him for at least some new tracks
But only got confronted by the beast with two backs
Knock - Mouse is a made man
Villain laid it down like the best laid plan
Belle the Cat, who the hell is that near the middle
Got yall but its not all beer and Skittles
Prepare the vittles, got riddles and spittles
Crystal clear to the jot, or the tittle
Sssst! Its hot off the griddle
Came to take the cake whether its a lot, or a little
Kaboom; DOOM is nervous large
You could tell by his blooming room service charge
... Dark and tall to boot
The only thing was wrong was he was bald as a coot
Used to rent a van from Peter Pan, the red and tan
And keep the human foot for his dead mans hand
This was when the mask was brand spanking new
Before it got rusted, from dranking all the brew
Stanking too, pew
Kept all his earnings in the bank and his shoe
Spat what he knew, energy for true
To all fake rappers, twenty-three skidoo
Excuse you, any room in the class front?
For a blast of the blunt, shrooming since last month
Doom a human in the Mask, born to stunt
Danger zooming past mad fast on the hunt
Keep your streets, we got the city neatly conquered
Discretely with the CD till they be completely bonkered
The fans demanded it, handled it, swallow it
His own brand of shit, if only he could bottle it
Hmm... Nah, shit could get messy
The feds tried to torture him for the secret recipe
He said its no use, I only know half
No speaka de english, I only do the math
... BZZT! Felt no pain
His brain was saturated with cocaine and Rogaine
He said - try scan, no thing, three-card dead
Fly man go for bling, he got bled
I jam over sting, see spots red
I am Sofa King, We Todd Ed
We, Todd, Ed
Now repeat all, very fast, please
I am, Sofa King-
Faster
I am Sofa King We Todd Ed
No no, not so fast, loses meaning
I am so fucking retarded
Hahahahahahaha, you say, funny thing |
I could understand it
V the beat bandit who bring heat for the mic
Unhand it!
Whoever go after burn they hands and lips
A lot of rappers ran and abandoned they whips
Its just another day in the Dunya
Dont leave your girl around V he might swoon her
Up under the window serenade her like a crooner
Stay ahead of the game and cut her off sooner rather later
Use her to gather data
Scoop her in the butter soft moon roof Navigator
Or the Land or the Lex or the Benz
116th by the hour from the Africans
But they wont let you push em
One tried to get fly I almost had to mush him
If I wanted to rob him I would have wore a mask
Hit him with the four, took the dough and tore ass
Want not, waste not, front not
They didnt see him dip into the 50 cent blunt spot
V walked the town with space boots, space suits
Fucked up cut but she still say his face cute
Told the streets What you staring at?
The sewer cap opened up and said Why you wearing that?
He said Oh you wanna snap, piss-face?
The way you be in everybody business is a disgrace!
At the park gates Hark who goes there?
Its V, the MC whos nasty as nose hair
You may go
He said You should have been say so!
Tipped him in cash, an Argentinian Peso
There you go my good man, buy something nice for the seed
And please keep it moving twice the speed
Consider that your fair warn
Or else Ill bring it to ya express like airborne
Always hope that you remember
What we have is strong and tender
In the middle of the madness
Hold on
Vaughn, drop a turd on the beat
And shout out that little bird from the Word on the Street
He write VIK in a sick demented handstyle
And go bombing with a chick who whipped the rented van while
All he say is You nuts
He really had enough of poo putts and crew cuts
Soups on!
And I got a coupon
Chinese restaurant asking for the grey poupon
He said No! Duck sauce, soy sauce!
And this aint no Burger King so you dont get no toy, boss
Oh-oh its beer oclock I think Im sober
How bout we think this over over a can of King Cobra
You aint nicer than the lunatic sheister
AKA the Vikster, or the Vikmeister
He wonders should he get a baldie
Or keep his edge up, V-shaped like Mamuwalde
That is the question
They wonder why he always wear hats in the sessions
New drink, named it after Chong daughter
Triple shot of gnac with a chaser of bong water
V a strong supporter
Triple shot of gnac with a chaser of bong water
Always hope that you remember
What we have is strong and tender
In the middle of the madness
Hold on
Reed Richards: Clothed in a suit of invulnerable armor, and possessing the worlds greatest secrets of science and magic, he returned to his homeland to become the absolute monarch of the Kingdom of Latveria, and there he has remained, scheming, dreaming, planning, plotting his mad campaign to conquer the entire world. |
You better have your pencils ready!
Number two!
Its time to enter the mental frame center
Locked hour glass, flash sense a sensor
Offenders never cross... mad spectors
Only mentors get pass to the last set of sectors
Adventures open doors, locked by laws
To simple plan leaves the common man lost
A force and a toss, tape decks on pause
But itll never stop the world from its hectic cause
Electro is back by set time codes
A road glass mash this track when froze
Leave half frequencies in track peak modes
Transmitting tracks and quarter inch jacks
Only abstract message penetrates slacks on dats
Encoded by MF DOOM wax
Thatll go back on titanium slipmats
Out in the Everglades forever paid rockin Blue Blockers
Maracas to the beat on her two knockers
This go out to the Yodas, Chewbaccas
Tube sock who sure to chase it use two vodkas
Theres no ID test question is less stressin
Do you need a chess lesson?
Keep the rest fessin after they best guessin
After yes yesn, after party at the Best Western
Turn the beat up, meet up with Big IZ, its big biz
Like computer wiz beat up big kids
A man ho out in Orlando
He about to flow or rock a banjo on the Man Show
Yall cant go, its really not a comp thing
MF stomp and leave out like swamp thing
Flip quick like a fresh fax contract
Niggas bite bigger than they bark black
Shark attack!
I check landscapes when I awake and I states
Dont eat rare steaks, Doom break bread with fake mates
On off dates, I still work til dawn breaks
When it comes to stress, yo I got mad weight
Troubles on my mind, we will save it a rhyme
Mic been held captive many a times
Sometimes hard to find, but it has survived
A thin line of hate and flakes and fake crimes
Gangsters, thugs, and cornball emcees
Taken for granted what I work hard to free
From greed a seed pass into deep seas
Out of the land of the fourth pharisees
False idols I got thum checkin for their vitals
No come dub subtext and subtitle
Insight awe, I prescribe Mydol
To the bloated rappers who do bite all |
Oh, man, Vik?
Oh, Vik—yeah, hes this young cat that
He had this thing down pat, he knew what he was doing
So, you know, he do his thing
Younger cat though, good good dude though
Uh, I hear Viktor—Viktor doing somethi’g with, with, uh, with the Insomniac crew
Yanawha I mean?
Ah, shit, I dont really know
To me he gone do it, Id love to hear it though
Vik is a nasty young MC
Well, Vik is, you know, to me his shit is like
Man—how can I describe Vik?
Vik—you know, DOOM come out, DOOM, guys a rapper, whatever
But, Vik—a lot of people compare DOOM to Vik—or Vik to DOOM—vice-versa
Now the villain everywhere, yo, the Villain is you, the Villain is me, the Villain is you
But then Vik, he earns his own rights, you know wha im sayin?
And now hes doing his thing, and he got his own little niche, like people know the difference between the two
Like I respect that, you cant beat that. Priceless |
For a perfect high five, keep your eye on the elbow
Whether bro hug or handshake I never can tell, though
You had me at hello, Jinx, you owe me a coke!
I said it first but my homie is broke
No I said it first, jerk,” chill, its only a joke
I trace todays status back to the face tat
I asked for a lace pattern and got a placemat
Embrace the problem or its a race to the bottom
Grown man thinks he can own land
A bone hand emerges from the stone sand
Disturbed burial ground carry around spirits’ silence, a scarier sound
Update, guts to wait, cut bait?
Stay put, gray soot, take a pay cut
Each time I put my rhyme book away
Im struck with another line hook to say
Fellas, if you invest in yourself and got a big breasted heifer blessed with good health dressed like the help, say ow!
Oww!
Say ow ow!
Oww!
Ladies, if you understand a better worlds possible and wonder if man is the number one obstacle, say hoo!
Hoo!
Say hoo! hoo!
Hoo!
Animals, if you love global warming and pee on the ground until you see ovals forming, say moo!
Moo!
Say moo, oink!
Moo!
Drugs, if youll get me high just this one time and wont have me out committing gun crime, say something
Something!
Say something, something
Something
Bugs, if youre old school mesozoic, please go explain how you stayin so stoic, say bzz!
Bzz!
Say bzz, bzz
Bzz!
Children, if you reject fake apologies and know it takes policy to save wrecked ecology, say yeah!
Snocch-hew, snocch-hew
Now snore
Before you wake up, keep your eyes closed
You can control your dreams, fly, get over highs lows, try prose Even if you master rhymes, if you stick to what youre good at, you wont last through time
The person you like best dont always make the best friend
When yes you question their loyalty, spend less time with them
Before you lament the lack of corner office, remember youre a former crawfish
By existing youre accomplished
The 99.99999% is too big to fail
The game is rigged, throw the pigs in a jail
Please dont call it a poetry jam or else Ima have to go totally ham
The dude abides, a beautified smile despite feeling rude inside
The true face surfaces like a magic eight balls
Word, its us who controls our tragic fate, yalls
I swear to god, if everybody scared of oddity embraced death, theyd be spared the rod
Ima ask today to be as if tomorrow I could pass away
Let me see what my artist mask has to say
Get your dreams off life support
Do some things to make your wife contort
I love em mean n tall and nice n short
I dont believe people are humbled by victory
I believe people are humbled stumblin round liquor-free
90% of showin up is slowin down
I been round New York town since everyone I knew had a 212 number that you didnt have to dial
While you construct your brand with a hot glue gun
Here I come to pave the way, till Im a boss must shave the gray
My favorite phrase: dont give up
Ive seen a lot of stuff disappear and reappear
40 years old on Earth, but measure me in penis tears
So right-brained, I might frame light out of sequence here
Maybe if I balance it all out, itll seem more clear
If its all the same to you, then lets look at it from the angel view
Ima do what I came to do, what I say comes true
What do you know about pedestrian barriers?
While you cry goodbye to equestrian carriers
The crossed heart is a lost art
Commit to your shit, give it a boss start
The psylocibin style o vibin
The elephant in the room is the gaping chasm, shaking spasms, scraping bottom
Only community can make things happen
We must ourselves be living documents
When the Constitutions dying at the stake
There’s tickets to the arc and its icin on the cake
When we set sail, piers be crying at the wake
My got-up-and-went got a percent so my get-up-and-go sped up the flow
Some unsolicited advice: charge twice as much and you get as much to hug and kiss that give the kids goodnight
Its a cryin shame, enter the lions mane to the science game Backwards labcoat like a smock
Grok, fur trim, heard him?
True fact, from new jack to legend in less than a billion seconds |
DOOM and Fuzatis no loser
Ya win some, ya lose some, ya cant win em all
In pinball between him and yall, its a thin Berlin wall
He aint tryin to hear it, better luck next time
Yeah thats the spirit, wrote the check for a dime
I hate to see the management percentage
Or even his rent to live, the whole gigs tentative
Before he got suspended, teacher warned him
Get something to fall back on
You cant depend on just a wack song
As long as he contact Fuzati, he got a chance
But wont be coppin no Ducati with that advance
He couldnt get a Maserati keychain
Kinda makes him wanna pull a Kamikaze peabrain
Snap out of that dry eyes wet pen
Beat the crap out of cat and tell him try try again
If at first you dont suck, lets not spoil it
Villain get a shot at a guest spot and soil it
Despot of your desktop toilet
Better come with your best plot, hell foil it
And throw a wrench fast, did he mention French class
Every time a wench pass, fresh stench of ass
Itll take some gettin used ta
They say he got his metal mask from a booster
Its no clues ta, DOOM the karate blow boozer
And Fuzatis no loser
x2
Javais déjà ce style étant enfant
Looser
I had this style ever since I was a child
Looser
Je suis l’autre homme invisible
Celui sur qui il n’y aura pas de série
Et dont les gens ne se rendront compte qu’il est mort
Qu’en sentant sur son palier comme une odeur de chair pourrie
Au foot, personne ne voulait me passer la balle
Tant mieux ! Cela m’a entraîné à courir après le vent
Le bonheur sait où j’habite mais il ne vient pas très souvent
Lorsqu’il s’ennuie Dieu écrit des symphonies de souffrance
Pour les entendre il suffit que j’approche mon oreille
De la bouche d’une femme me disant qu’elle m’aime sincèrement
Ce qui ne l’empêche pas de coucher avec ce type régulièrement
Marre de tirer des thunes pour essayer de tirer des filles
Envie de prendre un flingue en criant pendant que je tire en l’air
Couchez-vous toutes, bande de putes ! C’est l’heure du missionnaire !
Là, je viens je revêtir ma combinaison de macho
Je ne l’aime pas trop, je crois que l’étiquette me gratte
Pourtant la mettre est le seul moyen que j’ai trouvé
Pour que certaines acceptent de venir chez moi et de se mettre à quatre pattes
Dans la vraie vie je suis romantique et même sincère
Ce sont des maladies et j’espère qu’elles s’opèrent
Ou à la table familiale il manquera bientôt un couvert
Je lui ai dis je t’aime, mais elle n’était pas d’accord
Avec ou sans moi le film de sa vie sera toujours hardcore
Ne pleurez pas pour moi, j’étais déjà mort
x2
Javais déjà ce style étant enfant
Looser
I had this style ever since I was a child
Looser |
Here it goes, the juice
Aggghraagh
Well, well find out
Yeah, ya know its- its funny how a nice kid like that gets to be a gunman
Yeah, haha
You all dug him once!
Because you are hipped that he was solid
How can you now come on so square
Now that hes tapped out of this world
And all of you cats are goofed to wig city
we sure is
You see this right
Wreak havoc, beep beep its mad traffic
Sleek and lavish people speaking leaking to the maverick
He see as just another felony drug arrest
Any day could be the one he pick the wrong thug to test
Slug through the vest... Shot in the street
For pulling heat on a father whose babys gotta eat
And when they get hungry, it aint shit funny
Paid to interfere with how a brother get his money
Now, whos the real thugs, killers and gangsters?
Set the revolution, let the things bust and thank us
When the smoke clear, you can see the sky again
There will be the chopped off heads of Leviathan
My friend, they call em strangers
Anybody talk to him end up in some danger
Cant reform em
They pray four times a day, they pray five
Who ways is strange when its time to survive
Some will go of they own free will to die
Others take them with you when they blow sky high
Whats the difference? All you get is lost children
While the bosses sit up behind the desks
It cost billions to blast humans in half, into calves and arms
Only one side is allowed to have bombs
Its like making a soldier drop his weapon
Shooting him, and telling him to get to stepping
Obviously, they came to portion up his fortune
Sounds to me like that old robbery/extortion
Same game
You cant reform em |
Might have to do some fancy punching but we can do it
I wanna be loved
Not for who you think I am
But who you want me to be
A true thuggin MC
True thugs
With no strings attached
Wanna give you my slugs
And dont wanna take em back
I wanna be loved
Not for who you think I am
But who you want me to be
A true thuggin MC
True thugs
With no strings attached
Wanna give you my slugs
And dont wanna take em back
Some M-er F-ers dont like how Sally walk
Ill tell yall fools its hella cool how ladies from Cali talk
Never let her interfere with the Yeti ghetto slang
Nickname for nibble and tibble nibble metal fang
Known amongst hoes for the bang-bang
Known amongst foes for flow without no talking orangutans
Only gin and Tang, guzzled out a rusty tin can
Me and this mic like yin and yang
Clang! Crime dont pay, listen youth
Its like me holdin up the line at the kissing booth
I took her back to the truck she was uncouth
Spittin all out the sun roof through her missing tooth
She has a sexy voice, sound like Jazzy Joyce
I turned it up faster than a speeding knife
Strong enough to please a wife
Able to drop todays math in the 48 keys of life
Cut the crap far as rap
Touch the mic and get the same thing a Arab will do to you for stealin
What the devil? He on another level
Its a word! No, a name! MF, the Supervillain!
He cleans his mask with gasoline, they after him
Last seen pulling a chick like a fiend pull a fast one
Cant put shit past him
Got niggas on his own team mad enough to blast him
Retarted in real life, on the mic Rain Man
Stand close to his main man like a a chain gang
Who give a fuck about who or they weak crew
Thats no mystery like Hardy Boys would do with Nancy Drew
Sorta wear her drawers down quarter
The extorter bring slaughter like Well I oughta
Suggest you hand over the formula doula
A villan in your land, in his land a ruler
Hard hitting like puffing a woola with Lieutenant Uhura
Every day feel like its a off day for Ferris Bueller
Niggas pull heat to prove they not sweet
No matter how you spell it, you still got beats to catch the
I wanna be loved
Not for who you think I am
But who you want me to be
A true thuggin MC
True thugs
With no strings attached
Wanna give you my slugs
And dont wanna take em back
I wanna be loved
Not for who you think I am
But who you want me to be
A true thuggin MC
True thugs
With no strings attached
Wanna give you my slugs
And dont wanna take em back |
My nickname is the M-U-S to the I-C Man
Good morning World
What you doing on the corner girl?
Up with you, in the cribs where I want to curl
Cause you look so good, its a crying shame
Imma make a U-turn, come back around, try again
Tryna see if maybe I can get another glance
Blew the first one, maybe get another chance
Every car that roll by, cats is peepin at you
Some are rolling down their windows and they beepin at you
They all flirtin, tryna offer you a lift to work
But every dirt just really want to lift your skirt
I know you wishing this busd come the hell along
So fly you was born with propellers on
Amazing Grace in my face like the famous hymn
You looked at me, thinking I was same as him
Nah wait, I just want to take you on a date
You know, wine in the glass, food on the plate
Supermom, tired of putting on the cape
I could tell from your face that you want a break
I could see that you really need a vacation
So Im circlin the block, trying to make haste
Great taste, I could tell youre not a cheap date
But this cop keeps telling me to keep straight
He dont know we got a date with destiny
This construction on the road is really testin me
I just cant wait til I get back to you
Long as you know that Im trying to get to you
Whats it like to have the whole world barkin at you?
Dudes should be talkin to you but they talkin at you
I just need to keep my eyes on the road
But Im thinkin bout them caramel thighs a la mode
See, look how you put a guy in beast mode
I made a wrong turn; damn man the street closed
Im just trying to make it back to the bus stop
See if I could pick you up like a dust-mop
And I know everyday you got a dead guys
Before they ever get a word in edgewise
Im at the red light, half a block away
I see the bus turn off of Rockaway
This is not how I thought that it was gonna end
I guess Im left to sit here wondering
And as you get on the Number 10
I think about us and everything we couldve been |
MF DOOM & MF Grimm - “Dragon’s Blood + Cayenne = 1000 Degrees”
“There they go: the clown and the two thugs”
“Hey”
MF! MF!
MF! MF!
MF! MF!
MF! MF!
MF! MF!
MF! MF!
MF! MF!
MF Grimm is hard as hell
Murder anybody, I don’t care who you tell
I bust shells, they all fell
World domination started sitting in my cell
Potential, kinetic, only time tell
Pressing up units for more to make ‘em sell
Messing up universe, fractal cause chaos
Communicate with the dead, Grimm is in a seance
Don’t take it personal. This is strictly business, kid
Nosy niggas wanna hang around, we’re killing witnesses
We’re into torture, have you tied up, hollering
Bleed, let you die slow, in Heaven, hovering
Face my adversaries, every confrontation conquered and
Faces of my adversaries, mutilation, severed and
Traces of my adversaries exist, it’s like they never did
Other cases involving Percy Carey, yes, I did a bid
Dream what the Feds feel, war, pistol-whipping pigs
Old toupee type, Grimm’s probably twisting wigs
Not a stranger to getting hands dirty, clothes bloody
Either mine or an enemy or a close buddy
We’ve come to terms, this the life we lead. Some
Burn from it, Lucifer indeed. They
Can’t separate their wants from needs. Some
Learn from it and try to teach the seeds
A new breed coach seeds, supply power. Others throw
Salt in the game—let ‘em roast like they’re sunflowers
Hail gun power, sparks I sneeze
Your style stinks, and I’m Febreze
I’m Evahflowin’, so I rhyme for Breeze
Then, willing, I rhyme for cheese
Manhattan, murdering, lay you down with ease. Manhattan
Clam chowder, a thousand degrees. Niggas
Nowadays, take your eye off, you’re a goner. If I
Think you’re a snitch, then I throw a cup of water on you
Hit team, fly through, kill you on your own corners
Second team, flight crew, mow ‘em down—that’s how it scatters
Some have kids, but when it’s on, it doesn’t matter
Defeat that, they’ll hunt you later, the ones now that pitter-patter
Hit baby formula, Similac, crack splatter
Fox Five covering. Kill reporter, take camera
Gun fire? Ducking it, hunted like Al Qaeda
Strictly with my mind, choking niggas like I’m Darth Vader
Stick me on the crucifix, reappearing days later
Fuck Jacob’s Ladder. Time’s changed, use an elevator
Life is a struggle, so Day By Day’s the Entertainment
Day By Day, we make our moves, so competition hit the pavement
Ghetto politicians, recognition, move the crowd, I’m waving
Shaking hands and kissing babies, maybe they’ll assassinate me
Fully automatic, rapid fire bullets fill me
Six Million Dollar Man, stronger they rebuild me
A hybrid: Michael Corleone
With the perspective of Michael Concepcion, so if
You fuck with me, then, nigga, it’s on. With
The clock, moving palms with Viktor Vaughn
I make it “Rain Blood” with Megalon
Brothers in the street know that Grimm’s a don
Yes, a made man trapped in a wasteland
They know my mind’s a refinery, so they keep an eye on me
Change life for comrades before they all die on me
I sacrifice mine before they all die on me
Double-O-7, tuxedo niggas spy on me
Unavoidable, death will occur
Niggas left shaken, not stirred
On video surveillance, Grimm is blurred
Put me under the jail, that’s what they prefer
I don’t give a fuck, tuck my gun in my waist
Tie my belt tight so it stays in place
Get out my chair, crawl up the steps
No elevator, so they don’t feel I’m a threat
But, believe me, I’ma get ‘em, and that you can bet
Think it’s a prank, nothing to see but a knock
As he opens the door, I’m on the floor with a Glock
Homemade suppressor, so the noise won’t start
Most in his face, a few in his heart
Without a trace, I slithered down the stairs
Upper body strength, I’m back in my chair
‘Cause, when I’m mad, nigga, I don’t care
You talk shit from far, I’ma leave you there
Reach for your gun, it’s done in vain
Grimm ain’t the one, you’ll be left in pain
Bullets pollute blood, infect the brain
I move fast with Kurious, we’re “Shifting Lanes”
Many get jealous ‘cause money we stack
Every time they try to kill me, I come right back!
“Doc, Doc! Here he comes again! What do we do?!?”
Surrender |
Long time coming huh Jorge?
I gotchu. Hip-Hop to the death
Let me tell my story
Im the blood from the stone
And that stone is Far Rock
Home is off Virginia near Cornega and Mott
We brought kicks from sneaker steez
White tees with creased sleeves
To make dough we shoveled snow
In the fall wed break leaves
Then my pen took its path
And I began writing my raps
I was kicking it with females
In biker shorts and gold caps
And Ebony and Mahogany
Bring em home to meet my family
And when the heads around the way saw me
They started dogging me
Talking all reckless trynna knock my success
Better to climb them stairs instead of project steps
See my people in Far Rockaway never seen me more than a block away
And when your crew need you
How you gonna say no not today?
So I got caught between a Rock and hard place
But never last place
And then we came up with the Gas Face
KMD Zev Love X Subroc R.I.P
Wed get dissed by chicks and this is the face they gave me
Wed drive back to Long Beach with my tank on empty
And my my bank on empty
I had a quarter for a loosey
The Newport I inhaled and exhaled through my nose
Dusting the cigarette ash from my clothes then I rose
Planning to never be in the same place ever again
Being broke was my people but it was never my friend
But my love will never die
I am what I supply
See I am Hip-Hop music and I use it to get by
And this culture accepted me for the skin that was on me
And then came Step into the A.M. and the Cactus CD
And it put me on the course that you see me on today
And truth be told I would have it no other way
Thats why I say its not a game
Hey yo Serch
I appreciate you coming through
Good looking out yo, yall used to let me get on stage with you
Pop goes the weasel
So hot that Im diesel
Nowadays I couldnt paint this picture better on a easel
But back then I didnt know what was truly the prize
Soon after Im on tour with Fugees and Nas
Such a great honor I wasnt ready
I was late pana
My whole shit pause like a straight comma
I had to search within
Take the wrong make it right
Mend my broken wings
So once again I take flight
Now Im free as the wind
Dont know where to begin
I gather my thoughts every time I breath in
Believe in self
Give thanks to where its supposed to go
Lord knows my beloved
Im supposed to flow
Dont get a twist between that rap and that street shit
Stay on the humble
But never on no weak shit
Those thinkin otherwise can buckle down and eat dick
Get your money, buy a ticket, come see me spit
Kurious Jorge
See the name in lights
Incredible how 20/20 be the hindsight
Get your rhymes right
Get your minds right
This that big purse heavyweight prize fight
Get your life right
Get your life right
This that big purse heavyweight prize fight
Persistence always overcomes resistance
Is the words of Mr. Magic
Not to be confused with the magican, hat tricks
Out the bag, look at what the cat done drug in cousin
If you dont know, you buggin
Theres about to be muggin
My brova Jorge is here
Swords is clear as I pour beer for years
More to share, Cheers
Its good to see you back boss
Game aint changed since the Crack to Iraq wars
Villian, droolin still share his last snack bar
Feeding these chirrens with the knack off
The black tarts
Swervin double lines bubble lines been through
Nerve to beat the odds when they against you with a pencil
Its all in the mental OOOOH saw what he said?
Metal Face DOOM open doors with his forehead
click Call it hands-free wireless
The burnout plan and the fans be tireless
Turns out theres no bluff
Pump you punks but kiss the DOOM Dunks like ShoNuff
The bottom, pond scum, swallow some
To the T-O-P
Left for Harlem, what the problem is? Fondle em |
Out in the streets
You won’t survive with wack-ass beats
These days and times
Watch how we get
Ours with rhymes
To my Metal Face bros with stomachs of cast iron
Who been in to win and blast to the last siren
On the slow-mo, the con artist with the so-so chick
Chased them all like how he did to Slobodan Milošević
Anyhoo, how ‘bout them Yankees?
Once I leave off-stage, the party people thanks me’s
If I may speak freely, nasty
Like the freaky-deaky at your local sleazy speakeasy
For any fan of the limelight
In the mic stand was left a lit stick of dynamite
It’s risky business like hand-to-hand crack sale
With rappers who’s better off on the cover of Black Tail
Jumping Jehoshaphat, who’s that? Who cats
Who do magic be like, “Tell me how you do’s that”
Heck no. Especially those who cop pleas like
Gekko. Let go the mic, do techno. Haha
The best’ll bust out laughing at the vet
For no reason, you get cussed out like Tourette
Yet tight flow to make her bad ass stutter
Or even crack a smile from a mad fast cutter
But, uh, horror play since third grade age
Back when we used to play “Bang! Open bird cage”
Hip hop Benny Hill, sip Henny straight, get every pennyweight
Then he chill. At any rate
My Metal Face hoes with tongue or at least eye ring
Do yourself, I will continue to do my thing like
Kung-Fu fighting, everybody was biting
Then the Supervillain struck again like lightning at
The same spot . Now what’s the chance of that?
And a name drop like pick a name out the hat
That’s an old driver from the liver conniver
Who vote player out the rap game like Survivor while I
Drop degrees like a nerd cat, wheeling on ten-speeds
From way back, I spin your back and then freeze
While I play high-ball, low-ball to zero
So-called rhymers, go call Cleo while I
Steal the show like, “Thought so. Try hiking”
Super-duper stars need Ortho Tri-Cyclen
Sometimes the men, mostly from the women
I hear voices saying, “That’s the Supervillain”
Mostly from the women
I hear voices
Supervillain
blessed Iblis, showing him that, even though he was not in Heaven, Heaven could still come to him |
The Villain aint rhymin off bread alone
Let him get some cognac, a mic and a headphone
Smoke and mirrors, caught her in the mix
Couldnt read the shorthand for mortars and bricks
If any negative thought linger, he let it vent
Wrote this one with his middle finger in wet cement
Did it on the sly
Before hes gone bye bye, spit it on the fly
Brush your teeth, rinse and gargle
A true nerd who messed with new words since Boggle
And used slang in Scrabble
Rhymed with a Northern drawl, twang and babble
Flossy pen jargon to break the world record
Do a Faustian bargain and tape the girl naked
More spots than a leopard
Then he had to stop, the block was hot peppered
Shepherd, leading the sheeps out to slaughter
Kept it, sold and repped it, everytime he saw ya
Tryin to douse a pinch of weed in a frat street house
Ill make mince meat out of that mouse!
Welcome to the show
Remember whatever you do, do not boo the flow
Schooled the dumb on the number one rule of thumb
What a fool; still you never met a cooler bum
Give the drummer some rum, Im sure he could use a shot
Just to get his cues hot, ensure he dont lose his spot
A stranger who speaks to you vocal
Danger made the beat, get a freak to do the bogle
No bull, everything he wanted they grabbed and took
Whole lab looked like an ill left jab and hook
Even had a secretary to take the calls
Shake it and make it fall, I told her dont break my balls
Wherever Mouse go, trouble follows
The bounty on this pro was mills and double dollars
Vil spilled muddled flows that befuddled scholars
Thick Buffalo girl with the bubble hollars
She rocked leather and gold, a fat blouse
And need a brother with soul to let her cat out
Even if the rat couldnt compete with Kraus
Ill make mince meat out of that mouse!
Tap ya toe, grime and strapped for dough
Rap for show, to let the whippersnappers know
Sucks to be them, now pass that loot
Up under the tux, he wore a hazmat suit
Sounded like froggy, sip the groggiest of potions
Be up in the party with the foggiest of notions
On the list of lobbyists who save the oceans
Gave his donation to the lady with the lotions
Swoll hand itchin, the old man bitchin
Switchin with the fan with the gold band twitchin
Spittin like a bionic sneeze that freeze vodka
Just to clear the air like the Ionic Breeze Quadra
Sleek enough to outsly a fox
For a chicken pot pie, thinkin outside the box
Would love to taste her goody
But got no time to be wastin chasin putty
Out for Daffy Duck bucks, Porky Pig paper
Bugs Bunny money or Sylvester Cat caper
Off a DAT tape of rap, country or deep house
And
Ill make mince meat out of that mouse! |
Theres a book, I once read
And in a chapter it was said...
So nasty that its probably somewhat of a travesty having me
Daily told the people
You can call me Your Majesty!
Keep your battery charged
You know it wont stick, yo
And its not his fault you kick slow
Shouldve let your trick ho chick hold your sick glow
Plus nobody couldnt do nothin once he let the brick go
And you know I know thats a bunch of snow
The beat is so butter
Peep the slow cutter
As he utter the calm flow
Dont talk about my moms, yo
Sometimes he rhyme quick, sometimes he rhyme slow
Or vice versa
Whip up a slice of nice verse pie
Hit it on the first try
Villain: the worst guy
Spot hot tracks like spot a pair of fat asses
Shots of the scotch from out of square shot glasses
And he wont stop til he got the masses
And show em what they know not through flows of hot molasses
Do it like the robot to headspin to boogaloo
Took a few minutes to convince the average bug-a-boo
Its ugly, like look at you
Its a damn shame
Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name
Its over now, leave the game
And you know it like a poet, like baby doll
I bet she tried to say she gave me her all, she played ball
All bets off!
The Villain got the dice rigged
And they say he accosted the man with the sliced wig
Allegedly; the investigation is still ongoing
In this pesky nation he gots the best con flowin
The pot doubles
Now they really got troubles
Madman never go pop!
Like snot bubbles
Yes, no?
Villain, Metal face to Destro
Guess so, still incredible how cess grow
Just say Ho! Ill test the yayo
Wild West style fest, yall best to lay low
Hey bro, Day Glo
Set the bet, pay dough
Before the cheddar get away, better get
Maaco
The worst hated God who perpetrated odd favors
Demonstrated in the perforated Rod Lavers
...
Quad flavors
Still back in the game like Jack Lalanne |
In the year of 1994
A motherfucking earthquake just hit New York
You know what Im saying
Earthquake is here
Straight up
Im wrecking niggas like pencils on a piece of white paper
When I fuck up I can just use my eraser
Deck em, rub em out and have much clout
Like Damon Wayans Bruce Willis on the Last Boy Scout
My pockets rollin thick like a milkshake
I overflow the party cuz that shit says earthquake
I get on stage, start to rake em, I bake em
I use A-1 sauce and eat that nigga like steak-um
Earthquake is up when they come to
I eat em out like stuffin on my microwave oven
I get the nack when I pack
A 3-5-7 in my sack
Cuz Im short of a new jack
Aw heck, heres a peck on yo cheek
I fold em and roll em and dunk em like Dominique
I get the inspiration
When I see the girls in jubilation
Racing to my place and
Wanna touch my face
As I start to pace and race
Brush em off like toothpaste
So think twice if you wanna step to this miss
Ill have ya burnin like
Hey up ya cant leave without no say so
If we were in Cuba, Id take all ya pesos
So giddyup, this is earthquake on ya stereo
Fuck with me I leave ya soggy like some cereal
Im gone, checkmate
Make a move like chess then checkmate
I make a move like check, nigga then checkmate
Move like chess, nigga, checkmate
I make a move like chess, nigga
Then I yell checkmate
Back as the invisible killer up on yo screen
So get yo neck thumpin between my guillotine
Checking magazine for X the unseen
Mad niggas know what I mean
I come clean as a whistle
Or filthy as my last pistol
Mine get you now- BUST
I get down to the bristle and burn em
Like from up under the mistletoe
With the ho and she aint even
Nasty like a flow- check!
Swish, im the suspicious, vicious X
So shit, im on a mish to gut this punk like a...
Yo probably wish I say like a fish
But busta how I front punk
I gut em like a blunt
And my middle finger, index
And thumb, a bum from a bum nigga
A son of a gun
Squeeze the trigger I let looser
Looser than the bullshit ya used to
I jam like a tec I am the slut seducer
Master of the zero harasser of yo zip code
Disaster to the superhero, flipmode
In 93 I heard mad emcees that annoyed me
Like DTs on CDs
Checkmate
I make a move like that, then I yell checkmate
Makin moves like chess, nigga, checkmate
I make a move like chess nigga then I yell checkmate
Makin moves like chess, kid, checkmate
I cremate, dominate
Then sell some lemonade
10 cents a cup, little kid
Then I terminate like Arnold
Schwarzenegger
I am a little bigger
Ten shades darker than that
With the itchy finger
My whole game is a bible
I kill a nigga dead
With some lead
And put my head on his bible
I swear to God I didnt do it
Its just another day of my life
im sick and you niggas knew it
Im crossing criss cuz im pissed
Time to diss
for doing a motherfucking twist
I hid the body now its over
The cops are havin a really bad time finding that ass like a four leaf clover
So before you check me and try to do me
Quick, I kick ya ass just like Hong Kong-Phooey
Checkmate
I just crossed the board and I got checkmate
I just crossed the board and I got checkmate
I just crossed the board and I got checkmate
I got the checkmate I got the checkmate |
The only thing constant is change
Still out in this motherfucker
Seem like a nigga aint never gonna get the fuck up outta here
Niggas just dont understand the story
Did a lot of different things in his
Hold the cold one like he hold a old gun
Like he hold the microphone and stole the show for fun
Or a foe for ransom, flows is handsome
Os in tandem
Anthem, random, tantrum
Phantom of the Grand Ole Opry ask the dumb hottie
Masked pump shotty, somebody stop me
Hardly come sloppy on a retarded hard copy
After rockin parties he departed in a jalopy
Watch the droptop papi
Known as the grimy limey, slimy - try me, blimey
Simply smashing in a fashion thats timely
Madvillain dashing in a beat-rhyme crime spree
We rock the house like rock n roll
Got more soul than a sock with a hole
Set the stage with a goal
To have the game locked in a cage getting shocked with a pole
Overthrow em like throwing rover a biscuit
A lot of bitches think hes overly chauvinistic
Let go his dick if thats the case
Rats, what a waste theres more cats to chase
Dogs, he got it like new powers
Woke up, wrote and spit the shit in a few hours
Sheesh! Been unleashed since the glee club
Had your fam saying, Please make me a dub
Since you ask kindly
Where he been behind the mask, who cant find me?
Youre blind
In the wine zone
Leave ya mind blown
When he shine with the 9, hes a rhinestone... cowboy
Goony goo goo loony cuckoo like Gary Gnu off New Zoo Revue
But who knew the mask had a loose screw?
Hell, could hardly tell
Had to tighten it up like the Drells and Archie Bell
It speaks well of the hyper base
Wasnt even tweaked and it leaked into cyberspace
Couldnt wait for the snipes to place
At least a track list in bold print typeface
Stopped for a year
...
Were hip hop sharecroppers
Used to wear flip flops, now rare gear coppers
Hes in this for the quiche
You might as well not ask him for no free shit, capiche?
Oh, my aching hands
From raking in grands and breaking in mic stands
Villain—his smile stun ya chick
While he put himself in your shoes run ya kicks
You heard it on the radio, tape it
Play it in your stereo, your crewll go apeshit
Raw lyrics—he smells em like a hunch
The same intuition that tells him spike the punch
Curses, wes truly the worsest
With enough rhymes to spread
Throughout the boundless universes
Let the beat blast, she told him wear the mask
He said you bet your sweet ass
Its made of fine chrome alloy
Find him on the grind, hes the rhinestone cowboy
Oh, no no
Enough |
Now just listen to what I say
Well Ill bet if you really tried..
{Big Bird, scratched: I could never do that!}
Well Ill bet if you really tried..
Awww, I made a mistake
Well Ill bet if you really tried..
{Big Bird, scratched: I could never do that!}
Well Ill bet if you really tried..
{Big Bird, scratched: You shouldnt be upset!}
Well Love tries, to come across swift, not stuck up
Rise, to minimize the fuck-up, smooth
Rollin in a jazzy light groove, gots nothin to prove though
Just to show how I flow
Like water through yo kitchen faucet
Notice the fine line - try crossin it!
Dont even pause it, I roar like a lion
You duck, you quackin - so who you tryin?
The main, communicator, Z.L.X-act
Subrocs kickback will crack who cant hack
Range is point blank but my page aint
You see I speak bold print like black spraypaint
Into the, extra strength new print cause Im stressed
Zev Love test, God damn, God bless
So let it go, cause itll just be another Love TKO
So dont try me
- second 1/2
Yeah Immm - servin this one no preservatives
Into sections described from a plank, Im a splinter
Chip off the new block, Zev Love X-Pel it
And how I tell it will remain a relic
True, black and hard, but Im no Blackstone
Theres no presto in my manifesto
So, take the L, cause you cant take the Z.L
Neither the X, so I dont suggest trial
While, comin off is like a habit, so pardon
Im too quick to smoke dancer sticks by the carton
I aint startin a habit if Subroc is not venomous
Hes more antidote, cheerin when youre hearin him
So listen up, LISTEN CLOSELY, whos supposed to be
Comin off if were not?
What I mostly see is scrubs boastin free
But the low key X marks the spot
So dont try me
Well Ill bet if you really tried..
{Big Bird, scratched: I could never do that!}
Well Ill bet if you really tried..
To the bridge, to the bridge, to the bridge, to the bridge
{musical breakdown followed by scratch: Go right ahead!}
One for the disarranged, two for the duration of time
Ticks and ticks on as I speak
Three for the Hard Way, for real earns pay
No need for a 9 to 5, week by week
Zev Love is for the birds, I save the ducks
But birds if you will stay perched on my jock
Through rough productions we make bucks
And still kill two birds with one Subroc
You wish to go rounds on this dancer stick mister?
This we can do Mr. Magoo, list your bets
Heres eight cards and your odds
A stitch in time, will save nine yards
But if one is ripped, how can one expect
To sew shit up in 80-decca?
I think you need a new sewin needle my friend
So try, try again, but dont try me
Before I kicks it, would anyone care for a cigarette?
... Speechless, I figured it
I understand, followin the leader is a cinch
And suckers out, cause every inch I move and flinch
Nerve pinch strain on my brain from migraine pain
Damn its my turn to explain
The rules of the game, why me?
Well if at once you dont succeed, dont try me!
I wanna try Good for you!
Well Ill bet if you really tried..
I made a mistake
Well Ill bet if you really tried..
Everyone makes mistakes!
Well Ill bet if you really tried..
Im gonna try it
Well Ill bet if you really tried..
Im gonna try..
Well Ill bet if you really tried.. {repeat 4X}
Im out.. were like AUDI |
A dollar and a dream
One up in the chamber, holler at the team
The only thing gleam was machines for Christ sakes
The end brings, justice to the means, and dices-fake
Rather eat a nice steak than rice cake
Police date, grease the bait, at least, wait
On one, straight porn fun
Plate gone dun none, dont hate the son
Get it, while the gettings good
In it for the cheddar
Streads weather leathered tethered wood
Better could make a Feda blood
Instead I should stood the sweaterhood for the better good
Suede, paid programmin
And the jam played while we laid low scammin
Party people say ho while he rhymed with the beat so erratic
Dont know how he timed it
Before I was so rudely interrupted
About to say the beat how crudely it was constructed
Knowin this dude, he did it on purpose
Sped up the track so I could spit it all nervous
Still spat that raw flawless worthless
Motherfuckin villain at your service
Slip em the word, hell rip em, jip em
Flip em a bird, and have em dippin to the herb
Im sippin on some slizzurp, slurred
This jerks a nerd, but his lipworks absurd
Blurred!
He knows the route
Just keep breathin real slow in and out
Until you get dizzy
Then close your eyes as the crew gets busy
But dont choke off that heavy tree smokin
And we broke off, celebrity spokesman |
Wow, it caught me off guard
Went to breathe out and
Then she made me cough hard
Contact the god and let him know to slip 2 in
Fine. How are you doing?
Can I get you a drink?
This ones a shoo-in
Awkward situation that Im on a mission to ruin
Her big butt and smile was like camo
Hit up the mens room, we need more ammo
Watch your 3 oclock, a new recruit
Thats her gin and Juicy Juice
Use a stick of Juicy Fruit
She just knew she was cute
Its in her own best interest
Its less stress
Hit her with the do you need a mint test
It dont matter if shes slim or dressed to impress
I wont rest
Fellas dont fess
Some of em just need to eat the whole thing of Crest
Its been a long day
Its just how the song say
I hope she dont take this the wrong way
Im high on the real thin-
Over
Im high all right
If youve got a-
And somehow I-
If youve got a
If youve got a-
And somehow I-
If youve got a |
I started off with a question
Can you perceive
Right before your ears move trickin
My voice box make the choice to believe
Yeah I see youre rootin
For the words that Im tootin
Im just a pusher of this thing called money
But whatcha smokin whats that ya gettin in
Stop to buildin and growin
To jump the hurdle that the wolf said suck
Hes a wolf!..And you a sheep
Hes a wolf!..And you a sheep
I greet you peace but why call me money guy
Do I resemble he who never told a white one
Or him who freed us so where stands I
Raise another question which ones the right one
Some wish to live the single singem
They know the half I know them from sixty
If we all live the single how can we all sing
Im creative but you cant remix me
Hes a wolf!..And you a sheep
Hes a wolf!..And you a sheep
They are nasty they will bite
And if cornered they will fight
Never ever go near..a wolf?
Concerning the N-word whys when I say it it gets no play
Officially it means stupid or ignorant
Stay stupid or ignorant in place anyway
Any how whats reinforced I cant out figure it
I figure blue and donna grasp a stick shot is simple
Now heres the plan strictly between you and me
Through communication comes the unination
And no wolf can down a brick house unity
So feel free to dance but this is not all I heel the think
Beware sheep of wolf in sheeps sun burn
We bit his brand and we wear his clothing
Then he mocks us in return
Wolfman, whats up with this vibe you sendin me?
What are you anyway my friend or my foe?
The way this is going you might just be the end of me
And I still dwell here even though
And you a sheep
Hes a wolf!..And you a sheep
K-n-o-w
War would trouble ya to Hell
However take you express no shovel
This is the land of the frightened
The place of the slave and occassional unheard muffle
Its up to you to decide by the fruit that his tree provides
If not Ill embark by myself on the archany
Marches the boy who cried
And you a sheep
Hes a wolf!..And you a sheep
Now listen past your ear
Just remember this my dear
Never ever go near.. a wolf?
Hes a wolf! And you a sheep
Hes a wolf! And you a sheep
Hes a wolf! And you a sheep
Hes a wolf! And you a sheep
And you a sheep
And you a sheep |
Ah wait a minute , Ive got his card
Oo yes! here it is
It aint nuttin like, Hip Hop music
It Aint nuttin like a fist full of cash or a bliss full of the hash
That twist like a mustache, from end to end, spread it like a rash
From talking through your Walkman or at your disco bash
Give me the Timbs Rumpelstiltskin brown
A metal face mask with a built in frown
A mic to tilt down, a hundred thousand pounds
And see how kilt sound like spilt milk clown
Cocoa butter on very ashy day fam
With Ray-Bans out on the islands of Cayman
Or Ill break it down for the layman
Bain De Soleil for that Saint Trope... tannnn
A can a ole gold too cold to hold, slow ya roll
Keep on moving like Soul II Soul, hold the dough
Like a fool who stole pity yall
From tryna go up against city hall titty bar
The black mic is like a red violin
Ok, everybody back to the lab, try again
Bloody rap game like Leviathan
Leave a bad taste, killin my high like Niacin
Stop kiddin middlemen need Ritalin
Hit me with the full tin of gin and Im a kid again
Keep the bong lightin straight through the song writin
The Supervillain AKA the thong bitin, thats inviting all
To the reciting thats dope and raw
Hoping all yall come in peace and its open bar
Tear the roof off this Bumba Ras Clot
By the end of the night spazz like Shazbot
Spilt a shot made the pen lines runny
A ill plot thats ten times Ben Stein’s money, funny
How he rips the scripts with a straight face
With more rhymes than is lines in ya database
Placing rappers in endangerment, whos reckless
With this food for thought sorta like breakfast
You could mark it off as wreck on the checklist
Wear gold fronts, cant afford no necklace
Shit, that there, could go to help buildin daycares
Somebody say yeahh..
Pay ya fares,... give the Herbalizers their shares
And yall could pay DOOM in beers... Cheers!... |
Ace is the place with the helpful hardware
Primes got a spare, its truth or dare
Stare into the face of a kid who is a hypocrite
Take all that hate -- why dont you try flippin it?
I never went out out drinkin Pepsi sips
And never laced up my boots in fruity bits
I aint British so my fetish aint knighthood
Cause no one wears sequins in my neighborhood
Cause my feet are firmly planted on the concrete
High-top fade, with no need for a blonde streak
Now let me chill, its a sign of maturity
And I would never steal a chant from a Black Greek fraternity
Elvis Elvis baby, too bold, too bold
Ice Ice baby, no soul, no soul
Last year we +Gassed+ ya up
Now herbals fill your pastures
Masters of movement and mayhem
while last year record shows stopped for a racist
Countin cards and blackjacks, throwin aces
Places Ive seen and Ive seen all types of grills
Its the K.M.D. ?? G fills
Which builds up the fence for the fibs youre sprayin
My ace is in the hole
So whatcha playin?
Daddy Rich scratches Zev Love X saying
K.M.D. and 3rd Bass is just ace in the hole, I mean soul..
Thats it right? Check it
Humm goes the kick, check out how I flick it
As the thumb presses quick, Sub on the mix
And yeah the Birthstone Kid, Zev Love X
And Mr. X took a lickin, so Onyx whats the time it is?
Time is to get my cocka-doodle rooster yappin
Wakin devil heads with my poor style rappin
Time is a quarter shorter that in order be sorta
Tap in my line and just Knowledge me
Eats the baby food with no bib
And ad-lib from the Reverand Ribs crib
The lesson is.. YEAHHH, some ?? true and fix
Yeah all garbage no fib
Im talkin bout the Nubians the black man
No sugar sweet snacks for the sour sap
To see home, why should I have to check the maps?
The haps, is negative I give many many caps
For a heavy heavy gun, about a, ton it weighs
That keep you, bustin off for days as sure as every sucker pays
In time, tis mine
The cause is a hole where the bass is ace for rhymes
Evils in my midst bound to get crushed, Rush
Helps to manage, were Kausin Much Damage
So we go on and on, word bond
Mics they got torn by the Kause long as Jimmy Cracks Corn bores
Hamhand gets no support
By the God Squad, God Body, for short call me God Born
Headnod to this like a King of Swing, thing and
Check the verse I disperse, see what Im bringin
Is an ace in the hole
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh a ace in the hole!
Yeahh.. ace in the hole?
Uh-huh, uh-huh, a ace in the hole!
The Zev Love X
Subroc
MC Onyx
To MC Serch
DJ Richie Rich
??
To Cool Poppa Sha
My man Smoke
To one and another
Sig Luva
Boogie man J Quest
To Kurious Jorge
And jump to Bobbito
To the censored
To SD 50s
To G.Y.P.
To my man Sam Sever
My man Prince Paul
To the crackhead gams
To the one Chubb Rock
To Vanilla Wafer.. pause .. later!
{sarcastically} WORD TO YOUR MOTHA!
Your mother.. man ohh man word to your MUTHA! |
This is a public service announcement
Be careful
It could be a warning
Watch out for the mild mannered
You need to be careful
Safety first
The streets aint no joke like that
You might see him with a small attache case come out cha neck
Get caught like.. Klaow!! Well then, there now
Blaow, outta nowhere, the dunce couldnt prepare for how
Got scripts, whipped up all the quicker
The one who came to the party, sipped up all the liquor
Who they gonna stick the blame to, that he came through?
With this verse to name a few, tame a shrew, shame you
When he spit, the phlegm grapple
This type a script cats dont like, like them apples
Yes Lord, track sorta like a chessboard
Even better than having a motorcycle escort
Allow me to retort and do my thing
Metal Face hos with tongue and ‘o’ lease eye ring
Greased lightning from the flow pro-trainer
Who remains on the slow, this one a no-brainer
Like blow in a strainer - hold the mic like a handle
A distress to damsels, a piss test vandal
We all do dumb stuff like rappers act psycho
Press the wrong switch and get your shit crushed like Geico
Out to get Rich like Little Old Roundtree
From fist to the stitch of the gun he sold brown tree
How yall found me? A penny sure goes far
This one goes out to you know who you are
Got many more rhymes in jars like plenty more
Whore war stars thats twenty four bars
Drinkin, fuckin for days straight, wait, this a hazy state
Rhyme is on time but, Im five minutes late
It’s like Tutankhamen, or a kid graffiti bombin
The Hieroglyphical Bin Laden
Twisted your shit, pardon
That’s the movie that we started
Bitches don’t get a dime, see me I aint doin time
At least for no dumb shit, continue to climb
While these small-talk rhetoric character’s been on my nerves the whole time
I fall back, lookin at me funny
Psst, bitch I’m all that –
Remember, pull out a chrome hatchet on that ass and yell Timber
I aint the player prez, just a fuckin member
People buggin Kurious, where ya been? I heard he rocks
Beatin struggles, sinkin craps with city cops
Clip your balls and put em inside a birdy box
And trade a bottle of Cristal in, bitch, 30 shots
No one overstands, it aint nuttin sweet yo
They need to go back down to Earth like Dennis Tito
”The flow is really neato” said the street ho
He said “I already know.. but how you like the beat though?”
Use your better judgment
Pockets stay pungent - ask him where the budget went
We got receipts like Jeats
In these mean streets get stomped like cleats
He couldnt have it any other which way
One thing he do know is they flows is itchbay
These is like Old Bay on steak fries
Stay foldin fake guys who stay rollin snake eyes
Flip quicker than Woody Woodpecker would
Either in the hood, or peckerwood neck of the woods
Like, like out in these here parts
Cause King Geedorah puts fear in they hearts
Dont dare start |
MF DOOM ft. King Geedorah, Jet Jaguar, and Rodan - “No Snakes Alive ”
Geedorah has arrived, you guys could take five
By the time it’s over, no snakes alive
Take the dive, I’m telling you, you’re better off
Then up against the flow that make her take her sweater off
From the setoff, when it came to scripts, he could hardly brag
It’s the result of concentration and lollygag
I said, “Yeah right.” He pulled a mic out a snotty rag
Was sealed up air-tight, and tied up in a body bag
Get an advance and catch chance writer’s block. After
Spending the first and last penny, my own worst enemy
Tell me if I’m OD and usual flow
And made deals with these cats who keep sending dough, so
The Three-Headed set it, never get busted
He’s a man of his word who’s yet to be trusted
Beats encrypted, multi-faceted, encrusted
Sweaty palm, keep mic rusted
Sort of mellow type of fellow
Who sometimes spaz on wife like Othello
Hell no. He won’t use words like Illuminati
Or Gotti or shotty, he might use karate
Azar the Gaza caught cut, I’ll ask why
A mask with the ball-style caps saying, “That’s fly”
Exact dough ‘til it stack high
The white hoes, black guys, the rap game’s black eye
Exhilaration, Jet Jag’s accelerations
Touch speeds minds can’t conceive
Achieve altered altitudes and angles, angels answer
Aura, illumination, awesome interpretation
Awkward alarm, ankle house arrest
Who’s best? Monster Island Czars
Crush pawn dreams to be king
A frank reality, calculation could never be
Quest destined, distant competition dusted
Disgusted, race for second, crowded, clouded
Confusion, conclusion: simple, plain
Self-education, self-made millionaires
Serpents slithering, sidewinds searching
Stalking, heat-sensing, can’t have me
Jet Jag’s Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, superhero
Hit zero to sixty, hot pursuit, pedal to
The floor, handling
Lyrics, traction
Swerving left, right
Making head-fakes
Playing high stakes
Levitates
Quick! Hit breaks, they fly past, hit wall, parts
Fly loose, killer mongoose
Fake niggas continue to practice the art of intimidation
Sterile minds conceiving thought for artificial insemination
Syntax the sequence, arranging lessons so deliberate, making
Wise words clear, but population stay illiterate
Consider it. Gods refine power, fools get rid of it, men build
Dreams on promises but lacking the will to deliver it
Yo, I dissolve connivers like saliva on tic-tacs gone
Astray, but get the job done like socks that’s mismatched
Flip tracks, murder snakes, drunk niggas killing six packs
Choking on venom, suffering tricknological kickbacks
Poverty-stricken minds with thoughts barely worth two cents
Build history through time, linear design on blueprints
A nuisance lies in disguise, Eighty-Five Percent never knew
Wise men arise and pull files like Internal Revenue
Forever true, opposing self-evidence with leverage
Upset the beast belly, concoct homogenized beverage
Clever shit, calculated sabotage, Trojan Horse
Giftwrapped ambush, lethal energy in motion that grows in force
Trojan swords strategically aligned throughout the underworld
God of Elevation kill Superman, rape Wondergirl
Fictitious character decapitated, fake beings susceptible
To everyday occurrence, a fatal outcome’s inevitable
Might as well join the force
Boss. Chance? Take a loss like a coin-toss
Roll with a double-headed nickel
While the partner Jet Jag with the sickle, you in a pickle
King Geedorah, your ass needs to leave him alone
‘Fore he cold-catch a seizure and then you’re blown
If he ain’t the best, he’s the best in
The top three out of myself, I, and me |
Trippin off the beat kinda, drippin off the meat grinder
Heat niner, pimping, stripping, soft sweet minor
China was a neat signer, trouble with the script
Digits double dipped, bubble lipped, subtle lisp midget
Borderline schizo, sort of fine tits though
Pour the wine, whore to grind, quarter to nine, lets go
Ever since ten eleven, glad she made a brethren
Then its last down, seven alligator seven, at the gates of heaven
Knocking, no answer, slow dancer, hopeless romancer, dopest
Yes, no? Villain, Metal face to Destro
Guess so, still incredible in escrow
Wild West style fest, yall best to lay low
Hey bro, Day Glo, set the bet, pay dough
Before the cheddar get away, best to get Maaco
The worst hated God who perpetrated odd favors
Demonstrated in the perforated Rod Lavers
This how we do it out here in this underground real shit, nigga
In all quad flavors, Lord save us
Still back in the game like Jack LaLanne
Think you know the name, dont rack your brain
On a fast track to half sane
Either in a slow beat or that the speed of Wrath of Kane
Laughter, pain
Hackthooing songs lit, in the booth, with the best host
Doing bong hits, on the roof, in the west coast
Hes at it again, mad at the pen
Glad that we win, a tad fat, in a bad hat for men
Grind the cinnamon, Manhattan warmongers
You can find the villain in satin, congas
The van screeches
The old man preaches about the gold sand beaches
The cold hand reaches for the old tan Ellesses
inhale exhale
Jeez
One, Two
And this is the way |
Listerine green jars, sick cleans jalla be a emma
Thick queens, mamma mia robs jalapeno peppers
Click mean large, brick seen mirage is ours
Quick mean cause, strict deen Allah
Make your quota, check your clock shock taqwa
Concoct the potion, blue liner lotion, call it aqua
Tock you on watch, sure ahk, salaat two rakat
Four to roll in extorter mode, loose spot too hot
Here you go ma, for you boo, thats coco mango
She let her hang go, her man said yo no tango
Bangles jangle, no gangs is tranquil
Blank grill, real shank steel, bankroll ankle
F to the N and R, two thiefs are bummin a car
But never had no beef so Alhamdulillah
Inshallah any duties, top grillers, no Mercedes sign
Bubble nuggets with the ruby, Cop Killer 89
On a line on the third like loop on
Word is a bond thats honored, don shukran... afwan
Ram the adhan
Livin sunnah of the Prophet Muhammad alayhi as-salaam
Marvelous orchestras summoned the forces of power that orbited us
Dune cloud smoked orifices, Sight endorses what is glorious
Relive the first feelin of euphoria, power is in all of us
Notoriety is notorious, words scatter prefer
Bros mad with first data like a dagger, slice of minimal maestro
A little nice yo, well look at the price though
Smooth rules that ooze as few as complex chemistry
And bitch and use and fizz and use with rhythms of recipe
Lesser fuse the energy to increase equity
So cinematic thoughts create a beautiful entity, envelope telepathy
And freaks the format, chop your garbage into 4-track
Recorded more facts to a stack
Only pour the pure tour back later
Years ago I stopped checkin for anyone on a major
I smack a hater with a tractor trailer use a paper |
A modern day marvel, but terrible—better—horrible
When he grab the mic from son, he crushed up all his metacarpals
He said he aint mean it—totally by accident
After the show, he didnt follow where yall taxi went
Will this be available on wax? Ask Max Mill
They on the opposition to his ass-wack tax bill
But will it pass the senate? Slum lord tenant
And super like 1-A, have a fun stay
One day, he plan to put in a runway
With enough land for his own projects and gun play
Section 8 penthouse, maid look like Faye Dunaway
Alotta yall ass out like gay runaways
Its how they say semi-risque
All day everyday, give out Emmys the quick way
Have the average MC say, Gimme a sick day!
They really aint got shit to say like Timmy McVeigh
Get a hunch, a real rag tag bunch
In school, he kept a doo-rag in his bag lunch
Just to eat heads on some breakdance shit and spit
He writ this skit in Sanskrit
If the pants fit, sport em, but rock em low
Your man like Rollo on the slow, cant knock it though
Its like the same hustle, bro, two knuckles glow
Tucked-in Le Tigre—just let the name-buckle show
Good googly moogly—see that loogie?
Yeah—but keep it on the D.L. Hughley
You dont watch her, he might house her like Doogie
Just to cut her loosie like, swoosh—Mitsurugi
Gooey gum drops—who he got his style from?
—his pops—you gotta give the bum some props
Ask ya sister—her beat box is more-thicker
DOOM that nigga detox with more liquor
Villain for hire—admire the sound
Make sure the price is right before he come on down!
Rappers be on some You, you, you!
Forgot who they talking too, too much pork stew
They need to not come out with nothing new
Blew the whole shit up on some What this button do?
Doom cheat the game like walk-thru
Run em, son em like Mr. Rourke do Tattoo
The way alotta clowns get down is unnatural
This flow flip like oranges, apples
Rhymes like limes to a Lemonade Snapple
Leave her at the chapel, dont eat scrapple
First thing they notice when they come to is they bling is gone
Then they start remembering the Klingon with the rings on
In came the Villain with their own gear like, Hi, there
Yall play the rear, this whole year—my year.
Metal face beard like Brillo pad
Yall know his steelo so dont feel so bad
Seed call him, Ol dad, the one the ol ho had
Knew he was a winner since a swimmer in the gonads
Okay pal, pay him like Paypal
So we could be A-OK not OK Corral
I think today Ill make the ladies say, Ow
And maybe fuck around take a bow, now
Who made his first mill and still carry razor blades
Used to be straight As and still made the grade
Tarded ass, how he get cash so fast?
Year after last, left back in the retarded class
Shoulda went to Boces
Watch him all closely, who he think he supposed to be
Villain who always win, at least he stay consistent
Find out where that bitch went, get a room, pitch a tent
Yo—yo, Max—yo, change the beat, yo
You got another one?
Nah, yo |
Its the mind of the adventurous
Used to being shy but he mischievous
And catch em by surprise like Christmases
Now that I got everybody watching like witnesses
This sketch artist sharp like Picasso with his vividness
Like Jada, aint no way they gonna picket it
Im sick with it, they never opposed like it was fitting in
Sick with it and never opposed to be fitting in
Before switching I would wish death like many men
Im illustrating with the pen, call it painting
Getting rich or die trying, patiently waiting
My trail been blazing, Im reminding them of Damien
Known to terrorize in any space they try to place me in
Like gyms, Ill embrace it within
And blocking out any who watchers who been hating my spin
I been trying to get it proper but the
Cause like doctors for anorexia, my patience is thin
Feel I been here again and again
Again and again, again and again
And all that we knowing is to win or descend
Win or descend, win or descend
And I be out long giving ten out of ten
Ten out of ten, ten out of ten
I fear Ill be here again and again
Again and again, again and again
My biggest fear is dying and then waking to be here
Trapped in the Matrix with fakeness and the hate from my peers
Been feeling this for some years, its sincere and never leaving
Theres gotta be more to this cause theres nothing new Im seeing
I feel like Im in a life loop, dying and repeating
On the edge of tomorrow and just cruising for a reason
Im trying to figure this out so Im finally leaving
And really I aint tweaking, Im just seeking the meaning
This cant be it, life has got to more than this horrible pit
All the ism, you can keep us in the prism and split
Got their mind in a prison that theyll never forget
And Im as free as a bird and a bee, what a gift
Im free bird alone, should I what I wish
My minds like a satellite, I use it like dish
Networking with the gift and abyss
I cant miss, nah not this
Bulls eye when the darts fly by, Ima hit
This is it, Mike Jack with the rap when I spit
Im legit, they the kind I been trying to omit
Showing Rick they were hating
Feel I been here again and again
Again and again, again and again
And all that we knowing is to win or descend
Win or descend, win or descend
And I be out long giving ten out of ten
Ten out of ten, ten out of ten
I fear Ill be here again and again
Again and again, again and again |
A modern day marvel but terrible, better horrible
When he grab the mic from son he crushed up all his metacarpals
He said he aint mean it, totally by accident
After the show, he didnt follow where yall taxi went
Will this be available on wax? Ask Max Mill
They on the opposition to his ass wack tax bill
But will it pass the senate? Slum lord tenant
And super like 1-A, have a fun stay
One day, he plan to put in a runway
With enough land for his own projects and gun play
Section 8 penthouse, maid look like Faye Dunaway
Alotta yall ass out like gay runaways
Its how they say semi-risque
All day everyday, give out Emmys the quick way
Have the average MC say, Gimme a sick day!
They really aint got shit to say like Timmy McVeigh
Get a hunch, a real rag tag bunch
In school, he kept a doo-rag in his bag lunch
Just to eat heads on some breakdance shit and spit
He writ this skit in Sanskrit
If the pants fit, sport em but rock em low
Your man like Rollo on the slow, cant knock it though
Its like the same hustle bro, two knuckles glow
Tucked in Le Tigre, just let the name buckle show
Good googly moogly, see that loogie?
Yeah, but keep it on the D.L. Hughley
You dont watch her, he might house her like Doogie
Just to cut her loosie like swoosh Mitsurugi
Gooey gum drops, who he got his style from?
His pops, you gotta give the bum some props
Ask ya sister, her beat box is more thicker
Doom, that nigga detox with malt liquor
Im at the borderline of my faith
Im at the hinterland of my devotion
Im in the front line of this battle of mine
But Im still alive
Villain for hire, admire the sound
Make sure The Price Is Right before he come on down!
Rappers be on some, You you you!
Forgot who they talking to, too much pork stew
They need to not come out with nothing new
Blew the whole shit up on some, What this button do?
Doom cheat the game like walk-thru
Run em, son em like Mr. Rourke do Tattoo
The way alotta clowns get down is unnatural
This flow flip like oranges, apples
Rhymes like limes to a Lemonade Snapple
Leave her at the chapel, dont eat scrapple
First thing they notice when they come to is they bling is gone
Then they start remembering the Klingon with the rings on
In came the Villain with their own gear like, Hi, there
Yall play the rear, this whole year MY year
Metal face beard like Brillo pad
Yall know his steelo so dont feel so bad
Seed call him, Ol dad, the one the ol ho had
Knew he was a winner since a swimmer in the gonads
Okay pal, pay him like Paypal
So we could be A-OK not OK Corral
I think today Ill make the ladies say, Ow
And maybe fuck around take a bow, now
Who made his first mil and still carry razor blades
Used to be straight As and still made the grade
Retarded ass, how he get cash so fast
Year after last, left back in the retarded class
Shoulda went to Boces
Watch him all closely, who he think he supposed to be
Villain who always win, at least he stay consistent
Find out where that bitch went, get a room pitch a tent
Yo yo, Max, yo change that beat yo
You got another one ... nah yo
Im at the borderline of my faith
Im at the hinterland of my devotion
Im in the front line of this battle of mine
But Im still alive |
Doom
What the hell is the matter with you?
A response would be undignified for the dumb pig inside
Id have to admit what I did, instead Ill bounce, put on a wig and hide
The gig is up like a lawn chair tied to a hot air balloon on my way to nowhere but I got there too soon
Every day Im dazed and confused that theres a million rappers yet Im the one that comes up with the phrase thats unused
I get a hit of dopamine for every broken dream, an openly mean coping scheme
Authorial distance from corporeal existence creates stories full of misprints
Whats the difference if I pick this word or that word or if the word picks me or if Im half-heard or if I channel challenges or walk around in bandages?
I see you as a contemporary, one temptin carefree night of guns and hemp in rare breeds
Why do I wanna cry all the time? File this rhyme under blunder
Im defiled by slime, climb to the tiptop, rip shop with the best of em
Wear bright colors, fight wonder that invades my work life
Im always off-brand, soft sand, ahkuh cough into my hand and then smell it
Uh-oh, I need a Tic-Tac
Kick back like a boss in a place I dont live at
Im on one cause I pull shit off like a condom and um Im handsome
))
Girlfriend, your highlight is poppin
Ive got a childlike addiction to language not open for adoption
I like writing rhymes while Im still bleary-eyed and let freshness be my cheery guide
This one nearly died when I opened my eyes
Whoever said work hard, play hard clearly lied
Its a capitalist Puritan aesthetic
Work well, play free is much less dyspeptic
My downstairs neighbors scream 24/7 and to stop wishing them death will take many more reverends
Plus they chainsmoke giving my family cancer and if I were a better father, wed move to Jersey which I refuse to do
Its not unusual to serve noodle stew to my picky eater three times per day
Freedom finds a way to decline and bray like a sheep
Ba-aa-aah humbug, work is play
Emergency, I got something urgent to say
Emerging media is never going away
Sea urchins spray you with saline like, Yo, what about us?
Were like, Sorry cow patties are more important
While we argue about abortion, we squander our fortune
Memory Man youre not the boss of me, yet you focefully demand I come across on beats, particularly this one
Youre like, It’s butter
Im like, Its kinda repetitive
Give into your fast styles, let it live
I got you open like to-interpretation, Im impatient
If i just let it flow, is it whatd be called a based style?
Meanwhile back at the ranch, I comb through a case file
Hmmm says here hes been unseen ten years
Grenadine grenadiers, picks up dogs by dem ears
When theyre not screaming theyre smoking
Im not dreaming or joking
My building is teeming with broken people and Im scheming on leaving the whole thing
I know its a longshot but maybe we could own a bomb spot if this songs hot
I write an American dumb star-spangled verse and ride it to London where I can walk till my ankles hurt
I never came to Earth, I stayed on a broken ship, saying lines from Catcher of the Fade to the ocean fish
I keep my poker chips on my shelf in a studio
The names Jeffrey but I can tell them its Julio
They call him Sin Cara but I can tell that its Hunico
Who makes the bass that you can feel in your backside
from a backslide
If I was a preacher Id use tap water to baptize children cause sparkling water would cost millions
I narrowly missed a real cool meeting with Saul Williams
And I saw them pictures and was like damn I shoulda been there now
I was the missing step in the consecutive hairstyles
I bear down with the pen when I feel anxious
If he was a brain surgeon, his scalpel would kill patients
I feel ancient but real naïve
But never gullible enough to vote for a Real ID
Im very concerned that the police will kill my seed
Shoutout to Wu-Tang and High Chief Jamel Irief
I need some new curse words to fulfill my needs like when my new shirt breaks or if I spill my tea
Hold your breath and count backwards from a mill by three
And dont exhale until I leave |
[I wish I could go along with you, but I do have a problem. Ive got
My , but I cant find my ]
Poor X, not only do I headsweat from headsets
Full-time Era come at X from knockin Zs correct
Next steps to count sheep
But too many sheep aint jumpin hurdles, they sleep
Yeah, they sleep, I think Ill check a shorter story
Title: Bos Ho, sounds boring, perfect for these
Sleepless nights, though I feel quite over-aged
Yeah, I know...turn the page
Book-marks the first page
And reads once upon an age in a far far land
Lived three farmers, Tom, Sam and Bo of course
From behind Toms black fence Tom peeps across
Just to witness Sams crop business
Boomin like the big guys, but get this
Sam sold to uncles and cousins, poor Tom crams
He sold his to get a fence like Sam
Page 2: Sam views the sight -
What goes at Bos over his picket white
Slowly he peeks only to see Bo plantin
Sweet potatoes with his brand new ho
Bo sees Sam buts not frettin, more sweatin
Thinkin about steppin to the crib, forgettin
bout his brand new ho, Old Mickey D would say Sams tricky
The plot thickens, onto page 3...
Top of the mornin, suns up, skies are blue
Once nothin...then cock-a-doodle-doo
All three knew this tool more than well
Sure beats alarm bells, they induce head swells
Well, clock says Sams off to tend to his crop
Time says Farmer Toms off to mop
Bos up and at em, then twitches one eye
For something here is not quite cipher
E-I-E-I-O! screamed Bo
Left on my lawn, now its gone, wheres my ho?
O woe is me, how will I ever plant seeds
Lay the fertilizer, dig up the weeds?
Plus make true my foremost desire
To get a picket fence and trash the chicken wire?
By, uh, 100% life gets hard
When one ho goes from ones garden
Page 4: Little Bo weeped
Cleared tears from eyes then Little Bo peeped
Through a hole in Sams six foot fence
Where Sam was seen plantin tall and short pea plants
Hence the moral of the fable:
Always keep a boring book on your night table
A Tom is not able
But when you grow up to be a farmer keep an eye on your yard
Cuz with no ho its hard |
I got a secret for you
Something youll never find
That only I can show you
Yeah, that one of a kind
Dont wait til night approaches
Just open up your mind
And fade right out of focus
Dreaming in the daytime
So much on my mind
Sometimes its hard to stay focused
I tow the line
Ive been losing track of time
Its like Im under hypnosis
And then I slide
Cali coasting with my tenderon
Rollin through the avenues
Champagne toastin in a Fleetwood Brougham
Im zonin
But Ill be back tomorrow mornin
I got a secret for you
Something youll never find
That only I can show you
Yeah, that one of a kind
Dont wait til night approaches
Just open up your mind
And fade right out of focus
Dreaming in the daytime
Dreaming in
Going out of my mind
Dreaming in
Dreaming in the daytime
Dreaming in
Going out of my mind
Dreaming in
Dreaming in the daytime
Wussie
The style is steel-clad
Yall need to practice like you need some pussy real bad
And thats the most you could emphasize
Never tell a lie, when he boast, his temperature rise
Keep it on the humble
Speak it on a mumble
Creep, dive, and tumble
Back on his feet, foes tremble and crumble
Send your best wide-receiver, incomplete, fumble
The whole team rumble
Remember, its just a game
Keep your helmet on, numbskull
Things could get uncomfortable and sticky
Thats why he wears the metal mask, kick me
I must be dreaming in the daytime
Company scheming
I think I see him by the leyline in a foreigner
Wouldnt want to be him, hes a goner
Laid out in the gutter, peeing on the corner
Territory mark like gang tag
Tell your story till its dark, like dang dag
More gorier than Maury on a slang rag
Yet cornier than a man-fags handbag
Even if its Gucci
Ten feet at least or he kicks him in his coochie
Take your shoes and sell them to a hoochie
DOOM get the lucci like the snoochie-boochie Nucci
I got a secret for you
Something youll never find
That only I can show you
Yeah, that one of a kind
Dont wait til night approaches
Just open up your mind
And fade right out of focus
Dreaming in the daytime
Dreaming in
Going out of my mind
Dreaming in
Dreaming in the daytime
Dreaming in
Going out of my mind
Dreaming in
Dreaming in the daytime |
Try! Dial-a-vibe!
Say, are you paralyzed from the neck up?
Wanna get pissed off?
Dial seven-eleven-nine-ought-zero-niner-niner!
dial four-thousand-million six-trillion!
Channel changing
Remember ladies:
Destroy the odor that proclaims your sex
Use sweet breeze
♫When he gets between your knees, use Sweet Breeze!♫
Channel changes
Just mail- five cents, just a nickel
Along with five cents
Remember, send either five cents in coin, with either-
Five cents, just a nickel
Now, full detail of the offer later
And if he speaks to you, you know what to do
Pretend to be scared and answer his questions
Eh, theres a first time for everything
Are you sure hell come? Its getting late
Hell com all right, doesnt matter how late it is
Well be here waiting for him
Whats that?
Go ahead, peak behind the curtains.
How DOOM hold heat then preach non-violence?
Shhh, he about to start the speech, cmon, silence
On one starry night, I saw the light
Heard a voice that sound like Barry White, said Sure you right
Dont let me find out who tried to bite
They better off goin to fly a kite in a firefight
During tornado time with no coat than I caught ya
Wrote the book on rhymes, a note from the author
-Come back here! Come back here!!!-
Got a breadwinner style to get a inner child to finna smile
And thats no exaggeration
The doctor told a patient Its all in your imagination negro
Ahh, what do he know?
About the buttery flow, he need to cut the ego
Trippin
To date the Metal Fellow
Been rippin flows
Since New York plates was ghetto yellow with broke blue writing
This is too exciting
Folks leave out the show feelin truly enlightened
They say The Villain been spitting enough lightning
To rock shock the Boogie Down to Brighton, alright, then
Yelling
Wake up, wake up!
Youve been dreaming, youve been
And I got bruises to prove it
It was all a dream? Youre not dead?
Not that I heard
Am I supposed to be? Am I supposed to
If it was a dream, it was so real
Phone hangs
Well... |
This time the fabulous foursome face their most evil foe
They dont know it now but Dr DOOM could be one of the immortal escapees from Pandoras box and if you dont believe me bring your skeptical little ear a little closer
If a picture paints a thousand words
Then why cant I paint |
Te wakacje spędzę w pracy, w nocy napiszę tekst
W lodówce światło i butle, lubię dobrze zjeść
Mm.. food, jak NehruvianDOOM
Widzę ciemność najebany, skateboard prosto w dół
Im a loose my screws, po czym udam wypadek
Nie zatrzymasz mnie, jak wjadę Ci z łokcia w fasadę
Take me to your leader, jak mawia King Geedorah
Trzy szyje potwora, każdą kończy szczurza głowa
TrueSzczurs to spontan, coś jak Krzysztof Kozak
Wolę X.O. Experience, niż to co gracie po domach
Nie zatrzymasz nas teraz, bo za nami rezurekcja
Jeszcze Laik musi to rzucić, a jak wróci to Cię zbeszta
Patrzę do szafy
Biorę Valium do pracy, watch this teams do work
Fajnie mieć ekipę, jeszcze lepiej mieć dwie
Mam rodzinę, Rap Addix, Skwer, pozdro 666
Od Zmierzchu po ten mixtape mówią mi: znowu znikniesz
Jeden Junes, te słowa przypominają modlitwę
Wciąż pogoń za zyskiem, ale nie w tej dziedzinie
Jaki rap, taki biznes, witaj w Addix rodzinie
Gang jak Gambiny albo Genovese
Skojarzenie z pesto słuszne, to nasz Fleet Street teren
Słuchaj, jakbyś mógł, to dawno byś to zrobił
Jak Big L - born dead, słuchaj naszych Termopil
Ubiera nas demobil, choć wciąż na służbie
I na Insta wrzucam foty, jak Wolf w Ostatniej krwi
Major Keller, rap to działań teren
Od muzułmańskiej Bośni po tę smutną scenę
Kurwa, gdybyś dał mi hologram, bym się jarał
Chociaż moja droga nie ma zjazdu w lewo
Ta droga - objazdowa - wiedzie po cmentarzach
Wjeżdżam w bój jak Sakuraba w Pride #Stereo
Jesteśmy jak bracia Dalton - wredni i celni #bullseye
Bit to dla nas dynamo, twisted metalna loopach
Zalani w trupa, kojarz z Destruction Derby
Rozdarta dupa, bumper chrzęści Ci w karoserii
Pasek energii spada, zbieram zestaw naprawczy
Janek zza szyby macha, czyli mogę posadzić
To szybkie sesje, wręcz chujowi klienci
Jadę na setkę, nie umiem kleić i pieścić
Się trafią wyjebki, czujesz smród autentyku
Lecz wszyscy wiemy - błąd kierownicą koryguj
Ludzie są głodni wygód, u nas - podstawą silnik
Czyli środowe sesje, rymy i bity jak Dizky
Addixy są szybcy, rewolwerowcy styli
Nas nie pomylisz, jak tych z matrycy lipnych
Więc widzisz, tfu, słyszysz, że jesteśmy najgorsi
Mówiąc terminem czarnych, wiadomo o co chodzi |
POP, POP, POP, POP
POP, POP, POP...
Top of the mornin to ya, top of the morn
Niggas been sleep, now yawn new born
To the break of dawn, we be Kausin Mad Drama
Like hot butter on
Ima, mindbender, I love tender skins gender
Realer than the eagle seal on your legal tender
Im the spender, of every red cent til Im stomped
Rock for the Kause, its no comp cause we deep like a swamp
Zev Love a brother I never budges
I hold everything from mics to like grudges
I wont let a bygone be a bygone
Back to play the bitch niggas like a fly horn
Im controllin all you snakes with, hookin up the cakes
With hot butter, the same like your grandmother bake up
Butt naked, take it from the Riddler, Batman
Who be the oddball, Jake or the Fatman?
Pass the gat man, the God fin to make it go pop
A lot like the kid I used to break with
Way back when like eighty-four at my last look
Hes lookin to get his ass whupped, and his cash took
That and a old school flavor like a bomber
Like hot butter on
Yeah
I wont funk fake, so let your toast go
Hip-Hop break, for the boast shit
Quick to make a cherry, make em feel like Mary
In hot butter
So big shit, well dig it I rock shit
I wig it I cock shit, I drink it, to lick off the wicked
Weak ones, deep in the club with sneak guns
And boogie with the fly freak unique hons
You got the runs, well we be runnin shit on the underrated list
Im never played, and so were Constipated
But so, what? Im runnin shit in my pajamas
Like hot butter on
Like hot butter, you cant see this
Cause Im the realest, on your breakfast toast yo
C.M., on your breakfast toast
Constipated Mind, on your breakfast toast
On your breakfast toast... {ad libs to fade} |
Lets get right in
Eyes low, dropping soul like the Gospel
Been there for a minute, eating breaks but Im not full
No, No, Im on that other
I spend some of these days feeling strange and my brothers And feelin little ill, trying to cope with the bandit
I just wanna move but my license is suspended
So what am I to do, You expecting me to peddle
Instead of in my room trying to get this brain settled
Been filling up them pages til the point I wanna flip
But I kick shit, like kick flips, you cant touch my tricks
Sorry for the facts, I just wanna keep that clear
Got love for the homies, say they bump me when they steer
And I never wanna anger, that shit simply came
Cuz people talking shit, because they I want their, fame
But I just want to kick it, yall dont see me as a threat
Im happy when Im spitting, and I only want respect
And that is all I ask, put some rays in the volume
Take off your mask, we all seeing through your costume
Im gonna serve rap, til my vocal chords break
Still staying in my lane, see you riding in my wake
Mama promised, Im gonna wreak havoc
On track, speak madness
The facts, homies think they nice
But the speech average, at best
I dangle lines and I strangle lines
Never wanna waste my time
Bringing out this drama with this book of rhymes
So when you talk shit and end up in a gutter
Ill be chillin on a boat and livin right, cuz its summer
Feeling hazy, still got time to twist with you benders
Cuz Im been killing shit since the 2nd of September
And 9, 5, 9, 5, comin up like high tide
Aint seeing much tonight
Ill probably have my eyes wide
And my plan, I dont know
Goin crazy, yea for sure
Got to get in where I fit in, watch me motherfucking grow
Yall some parasites
Shootin at my paradise
Bout to grip the top, best believe that I aint scared of heights
Ive died dropping, Ill down a couple hot pockets
And if you cant see its dope, check your eye sockets
And Im ghost, and Im ghost, and Im ghost, and I
I got you motherfuckers hangin by a rope and I
Never really meant to brag or to boast, but I
I think you gotta
When you kicking it this dope brotha
Uh-uh, uh-uh, Tell me that its not true
Yall that type that brag about
Some shit your parents bought you
I wake up in the morning doing everything I want to
Hustle to the field of the bull, yo I gotchu
I said I hustle to the field of the bull, I gotchu |
Poisonous attack cancer black lung
Nigga with forked tongue is lynch hung
Insufficient funds bounce a check tight
Sure to a blank strike individual
Im goin all out for self shyst when its critical
Word and it dont make no kind of sense
Dudes walkin round here staring all intense
Yeah, well look at how the gods done gone crazy
With edge ups gone like Jefferey Osborne baby
Consecutive blunts my chest leather like moccasins
Infinite sin dealin with toxins obnoxious deluxe
Extra faulty karma ill enough for three villains
With weed fetish, black hearts and keep buildin
Its all gravy get crackin or get packin
Passin for flows before the age of Jet Jackson
Bet action it aint no camera
They can get roll em like they stamina is amateur
The mind pull the strings while the body does the dance
And the dream fully awake walkin on stolen land
The mind pull the strings while the body do the dance
And the dream fully awake walkin on stolen lands
Psst you, yeah you, come here keep it low, I see you not from here
Welcome to hell son, you might wanna wear your bum gear
Also here to let you know the mic is dumb clear
Then you disappear, so quiet you can hear turd fall
Just when you thought you heard it all, bird call
They think they so slick, up to they old tricks
Sendin the little dude, grimey with the old kicks
He on some old oh those shits is hot, what size is those? Lemme try em on!
Rob you blind like ya eyes closed
Nine other foes on the corner I suppose
Personal space burst his face by his nose
I need to find I Self to split these jingles
Still while we wait to dry these counterfeit singles
With more rhymes than any time is DOOM senses tingle
Those who got the nuts too bound to get the spinkles
While we, is more vivid than digital TV
All live, feel me like burgundy DVD
Eat em like mango, follow how the slang go
Its like a flurry, now who bloody on my furry Kangol?
The mind pulls the strings while the body does the dance
And the dream fully awake walkin on stolen land
The mind pulls the strings while the body do the dance
And the dream fully awake walkin on swollen glands
At eleven years old I sold my soul to the devil for kicks
Following white kids buildin wood crucifixes three sixes shit ain’t no joke
Reverse the mission seen reflection in the mirror
Foreign objects, government projects, after school program pay Cut, boycott
Single parent kids in the street half dead flesh rot
I lack internal discipline, play you how you play yourself
Thievery stealth, fiendin for wealth plus a meal ticket
Blood in my hand I feel wicked, hell’s dwindlin
Live by the minute within the second said trippin
Fake gods with bad lessons
Todays mathematics is acceptance, dont question shit
Muslims call me atheist
I can’t wait to leave this planet behind me
You would recognize the battleground
Agile, step in razor walkin on a high wire
Risk taker out in the cold with slit wrist makin
Balled fists terrorists threats
To paper mache marionettes
Machete kept, I’m very tense
Little make sense, fuck a black cloud it’s black tint on my lens
Stolen grey Tims
Swollen face
Blazin |
Always be alert my son, for the presence of evil is sometimes right behind you
Im the type to go wild, the golden child
My flow so wild, its a barrage prepare to be piled
Swank aint mild you childs wish you has this style
Ill take you through this trial and at the end itll be worthwhile
You cant trust these snakes cause theyre so deceiving
They disguise as allies and arent really what youre perceiving
Turn your back and that just might end your breathing
Click clack boom check your chest you just might be bleeding
Mr.Toadsworth Im about to show you the best flow thats on earth
Ive been gifted with these talents ever since birth
My partner Koopa even has the beats for me to be super
Maybe even make me become a veteran like a trooper
Posers nowadays are broken pencils, so pointless
Or atleast theyre writing with some seeing their penmanship
You already now its the beastcoast in which Im repping
Saw the fall of Hip-hop so I knew I had to step in
Firing my thoughts, gotta reload my weapon
Never giving up Im here till forever ends
Third eye wide giving me a 6th sense
Peep the sins, fold my hands and hope you repent
Ill spit the illest bars with that explicit content
But Im just trying to go global through my vocals
I want to be the best and end up on your daughters posters
But in the end its my destiny, Im just doing what Im supposed to
Get my name heard around and be recognized by locals
But Im just a snot nose in need of tissues cause Im bout to blow
Young to the people and hard headed, Ochocinco
And Im still a sensei when it comes to that karma sutra
While you sit back and watch cause it doesnt suit ya
My brains on another level like a Nintendo 64 game
Im about to take aim at an evil turtle that should be tamed
But this is just a snack wrap and you know Im vicious
Listin twisted words is what makes it so delicious
Food for thought and you bet this shits nutricious
I refuse to ever step down cause Im forever ambitious
Im a samurai with this flow, I cant be beaten if you even tried to
After all Im the only one who can defeat the demon Aku |
Yo, hand me my surfboard, Imma surf on these niggas real quick
You know what I mean, show these niggas out
See whose real and see whose fake
Youknowhatimean, it just seem like you niggas float on water
Check this style out... Ive never used this shit before
I got them Beefsteak Charlies on, size 12, medium
Shy top wallies on, straight from England
I got taps on mines, yalls is leaning
Fuck ya star pussies for real, yall just dreaming
Wake up, mothafuckas, shape up, feel the pain
What up, stand the fuck up, pull ya cup out for change
Now who wanna step through my backyard?
When this go double platinum Imma flash hard, like
Oh boy, Toneys the Don, know
With so much paper, call me Enron, so
My peeps blow, check my peacoat
She holds, throw it back, nigga I keep those
Just in case yall wanna see a freakshow
Barnum & Baileys, night of the deepthroats
Dirty mouth niggas, may yall eat soap
Shoot one of yall, touch my cheese toast
Hey hey, what you say?
This is real hip hop on the line today
Its worth more than any label, on what they pay
Im here to save hip hop, cuz its dying away, come on
Fiber optic, microscopic
Bulletproof. Yo, Im glad you copped it
Sony stop it, Def Jam gon do the opposite
Hov gon keep on top of it
Im real positive, my prerogative
Socrates, mockeries, Betty Croker kids
Go broke, Imma fucking rob ya crib
And Imma kill him if I get on top of him
With crazy hammers, nothing but grown man taste
With bandanas, right in front of cameras
Parents planning, feel the cannon
Tanning yogurt niggas, like Dannon
Stretch, yes, I go to war with a banged up vest
Teflon, that was made by Guess
Even my girl got a bulletproof dress
J.Lo shit to runway, laid Prego crisp
Diego, Killah wave-oh, Play-Doh fifth
They aint no, nigga like Ghost, play those chips
We dying from the guns shots, fatal licks
From yae yo bricks to Adolf spits, we paid off it
The Wally Don, done ate off it
Throwing stones at a glass house, front and get mashed out
My gun turn heads, like bitches with they ass out
Yeah, uh-huh, nigga, yall like that shit huh, youknowhatimean
This is real hip hop and shit, youknowhatimean
This is a huh, Im a true MC, yall niggas know how I get down
Aint none of that commercial shit, youknowhatimean
Im stuck in that, back in the days, 95
88, 86 era, of real hip hop and shit
You know what I mean, word up, its the great Ghost Deini, nigga
I got too many styles, I juggle this shit
Yall little niggas out there need to take heed |
I will be forgetting you each day and every hour
Bro, this beat is simply retarded, yo
Sound like it came off the hey Ricky Ricardo show
Lucy on the phone she said Youre not home
Woozy eyed, chromed out newly fried dome
What they say When in Rome, do OM
He dont need much to construed a crude poem
A few bones for an intelligent plan
A couple a grand, and an elephant man hand
Bring a skeleton ya might get a whole jam
Sell it in ya Mom n Pop records ta souls stand
Just dont tell em when a Rock n Roll fan
He dont eat gelatin, hot or cold ham
Yall dont know the same Daeledus I know
Just to earn trust he try to make me bust a wino
He said Dont worry, he already dead and stinkin
I tapped him with the chete said Why he still blinkin?
Untie him, do your own dirty
He shot em and told em Youre not worthy
So I says What happened to ya skull piece?
Alotta yall rappers be rappin to dull beats
Hes Robotrons right hand
A pro-con white man with a Cali-like tan
Ima like Tracks is alright man, but uh I dont know
I will be forgetting you each day and every hour
Like wheres his other foot at?
I will be forgetting you each night and day, each hour
Forget it, yo |
Nah, aint-aint nothing but a thing, girl
Aint nothing but a thing, you know what Im sayin?
Come on through
Yeah, you know I got you
Hold up, hold up
Tonight, yo
May have to last me all my life, than a motherfucker
Tonight
Tonight
Skeets all up in this one right here, boy, watch this
Ayy, throw em here girl, take your coat off
Let me get your shoes, take a load off
May I offer you some white wine?
And may I say, tonight you looking mighty fine
Yup , as usual
Tonight
About your boyfriend, dont let it bother you
Even when youre fake, man or baby from the tooth
Tonight, may have to last me all my life, aint shit
You dont deserve that
Queen, you deserve better than that
I got you
And your pocketbook is so butter
Its really ill how it match your fingernails and your toe color
Dont worry, Ill be gentle
As I massage your mental
You a grown woman and sensible
Make your own decisions
Lets get on this mission, right quick
Turn the lights down
Throw on one of my t-shirts, its like a nightgown
And would you like one of these?
Its harmless
Itll make you feel real good, promise
Ill take one too, you know what Im sayin?
Its nothing, nothing but a thang, you know what I mean?
Haha |