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I read somewhere where it says ...If you fart whilst receiving a blowjob and they keep going like nothing happened, you are required to buy your partner something shiny and valuable | {
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Who said it was a joke? It's just a funny video. There is no story behind it, no tale. It is what it is. I thought it was funny. And a few others thought it was funny as well. I've completed my goal and i'm happy that the people that saw it got a decent chuckle.
Oh and, yes, he was being sarcastic. Sarcasm isn't just saying the opposite of what someone says in a gloomy condescending tone. | {
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If you get caught and go to a community college, you'll find a hilarious study group. | {
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Bro you need to be sorry because you failed big time. Don't submit again until you've read the sidebar out loud to yourself 50 times. | {
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Have you informed him that you've fucked his mother? | {
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I'm not willing to give a pass to spam that Reddit likes. Solinvictus was banned for spamming despite having over a million karma; clearly people liked his submissions.
I have no reason to be loud about it, though. | {
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Oh. OH! OOOOOOHHHH!
Oh. | {
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I don't know why this is downvoted! I studied neuroscience in undergrad, in a top research university, and I'm currently a graduate student. As far as neuroscience is concerned, from everything I'v studied, DID and multiple personality disorder is bullshit. | {
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Wilmer Valderrama, on that 70's Show. | {
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Hi. I went through your comment and submission history and downvoted everything on the first 3 pages. I have to sleep now but when I get home from work tommorrow I'll do some more pages, and make a start on rcmeup's comment and submission history. I may do this on my other account as well. | {
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Where does one provide this courtesy tap to? Just flick her in the forehead before I blow my load?
Edit: Thank you, random stranger for my first gilding! :D I'll never forget it!
Edit2: WHAT!?! Double gilded?!?!? Thank you so much, stranger!!! :D | {
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It was also posted a long time before that. Nobody has ever changed the title. How can you improve perfection?
Edit: downvote away... this post is going to the top of /r/funny and you can't stop it.. haha
Edit #2: Up up and away! Look at it go! | {
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To make it worse: individually clamshell packaged tic tacs. | {
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thank god, we needed more downvotes for correct opinions with negative points already | {
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And that's how /u/Captain_Dipshit_ was made. | {
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Mw3 > skyrim + diablo 3 sales for a reason
And before some dumbass gives a mcdonald's vs nice restaurant comparison, remember that they sell for the same price, over and out | {
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This breaks the windshield. | {
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Trust me, when they take out 1/16 of each tube and cauterize the ends
it's permanent..... :P | {
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I think the backwards Oreo would actually be convenient for most people. | {
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Right, because the best thing to "help" anyone is to call in a hostile, armed individual with the power to destroy your life. | {
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You should stop knowing that person | {
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i do not like kittens nor do i like bacon. | {
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seriously if this isn't playing life on expert mode I don't know what is | {
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Please consider retiring your account. Reddit is not an imageboard. If you want reaction gifs, you're probably looking for 4chan, not Reddit. | {
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The police are on their way. Target doesnt forgive. Target doesnt forget. | {
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In other words, the employees left the store looking like shit... For somebody else to clean up.
I'm supposed to feel sympathy for these people, why? | {
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Yes
**Edit**: My highest comment and gilded (thank you!) for saying one word? It's official - I am no longer going to try. | {
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I wouldn't wake her up at 11:55. I would empty my balls into her at 11:54. | {
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TIL Seth Green was friend zoned by Sarah Michelle Gellar and Mila Kunis | {
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That sounds waaaay too close to something a rape apologist would say. Honestly, we have no idea whether or not she likes men. | {
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Mr. Rogers is the person to whom I would fall to my knees and say, "I'm not worthy!"
Then, of course, he would say, "Of course you are, just the way you are."
I look at that guy, and realize that there is absolutely no way I could be one percent the human that he was. | {
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Are you...serious? It's been added in Paint | {
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And you're still reminiscing about him *20 years later.* That guy had legend potential. | {
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You are never going to make it back but if you do bring me with you.
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uxee8/when_i_found_out_i_can_downvote_by_pressing_z/c4zkaxr | {
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Ironically, that kind of does fit with Cosby's vision though. | {
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I should care about downvotes? "Hey everyone! Downvote this one even more! Thanks!" | {
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1 Air Bud
2 Air Bud: Golden Receiver
3 Air Bud: World Pup
4 Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch
5 Air Bud: Spikes Back
6 Air Buddies
7 Space Buddies
8 Santa Buddies
9 Spooky Buddies
10 The Shawshank Redemption | {
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Kind of just proves his point. | {
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left side strong side | {
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That was a waste of two months of your life. | {
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I think he was really referring to the vuvuzela /s
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YOU BROKE THE RULES<
I SIED ONLY ONE POST | {
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http://youtu.be/aahWNFojzMU
Welcome! | {
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Ok, so this isn't some kind of inside/pop culture joke? Really, honestly, there's nothing I'm missing here...? Just...THIS, on it's own...is funny? How old are all these people? | {
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Can't wait for middle school students to read this and start a new trend. | {
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**Highjacking** to say I'm being mass downvoted in the bottom by **feminazis**. Please **upvote** to fight them and give your support to **men's rights**. | {
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Dillweed? Is that you? I haven't heard from you since school. | {
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Not sure why you told him, he's on a computer, he can google it (then again he only has 6k karma in over a year, he probably doesn't know how). Or else he shouldn't be on reddit.
Sorry, I'm just a little salty, guys, that he ended up with top comment in my awesome thread. As OP it's rare to run into great originals gems like this one! ): | {
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Curiously enough, almost all hookers I ever heard interviewed would say that no small portion of their customers would come, pay them the full rate and then want nothing more than to be hugged and held.
Now I'm sad.
*goddamit reddit, now my highest rated comment is about hookers* | {
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Holy shit. I hate the reddit patting of the back on a great comment. Why not just up vote right? I couldn't help it though. This one is so good. This might be the most clever, and enjoyable to read response I've ever read on here. Thank you for it. Thank you. | {
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We found the five year old. | {
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ERLERGERNT??? MAHTHERMAHTERCS ERERNT HERMAHN.... SMH | {
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I hit my shin on the toilet the other night. It hurt so bad, I'm certain I saw my dead grandmother. | {
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I beg to differ, but you are entitled to your opinion, as ill-constructed as it is. | {
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What the hell did she report?
*"Reporting for duty sir. Empoyee on register three presses the buttons with a manner of insubordination the likes of which I haven't seen in my entire five minutes as Hawk Face the Powernator."* | {
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Exactly, leave the women to us real men, right, bro? You play with your shiny little medals and your cartoon muscles while we get the job done. It's not like bodybuilders are known for their sexual prowess anyway, is it? I mean the only women who like them tend to be the kind who like getting beaten up as their way of getting off, you don't need a penis to beat someone up... | {
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Oh my god that sounds so annoying. Why do people feel the need to act like badly written sitcom characters? | {
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heheheheheheh well that didnt happen did it? XD You predicted wrong and now you can never go back! hahahahahahahaahahahahaha edit: sorry i'm drunk | {
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Clean one skid mark, two more will take its place.. | {
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Bunch of gay 15 year olds on here :-\ | {
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They have other uses ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit: Thanks for the gold, anonymous benefactor! | {
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did you do this before or after she died? | {
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>"I felt like I had to go apologize to her parents after doing that"
I died | {
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Red pill guy here, no its not, and any talk of abusing women will get you banned from the sub | {
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the Batmobile?
["Get in the Batmobile"](/s) | {
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here you go
bring the downvotes bitches #YOLO
9GAG.COM | {
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And every captcha is something related to this:
http://i.imgur.com/PaWCWbg.jpg | {
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None of those haircuts were mullets. What a dumb video. A mullet is short on the sides but this is just long hair. It's really funny how they keep tossing their heads about like women though, long hair really has an immediate emasculating effect.
I guess it's okay for you to be wrong this time so I won't downvote you but next time check whether it's right first before parroting it. | {
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"I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
"Good luck."
"kbai, seeya later budy \^.\^"
"ttyl :D" | {
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MY DADDDYY SAYD DAT YOU SHUD SEND HIM DA COFIN GOO GOO!!!!!!!!!! HE SAYD DAT YUR FRIEND KILL DA SANDNIGRAS GAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | {
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No Beaker answers yet? You're all distasteful bastards if you don't think Beaker is the best.
Edit: Meep for the gold mate. | {
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Nobody cares what Seth and his fellow lard butt buddy michael moore say. | {
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It could be. Start with the most glaring problems...shape the marriage into something that works for both of you. Fill the wounds of resentment. Polish that thing up! | {
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Top comment with 0 replies? Let me fix that for you. | {
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Just for you: http://imgur.com/gallery/fNuq5
Edit: Wow, this blew up! I would first like to stress that this IS NOT OC (It's not mine). Second I would like to thank whoever gave me gold!
Edit 2: Gold x2! I'd like to thank the studio, Whom helped me achieve this. I'd also like to thank my wife, who would be standing right here --IF I HAD ONE! | {
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Really? You prefer a picture without any context? | {
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I on the other hand thought you just sucked the salt off and then spit them out. I had no idea there was anything inside.
EDIT: I was about 12 when I discovered the truth. This was not a recent discovery. | {
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This is the clip that turned me on to girls pissing in public and sexy public flashing and sex. Look up extreme public piss if you want pissing or look up ftv public if you want sexy public flashing. | {
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Fry some more gnocchi. I think you just need the oil a little hotter. | {
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You're fat, aren't you? | {
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Can my husband join us too? He loves a free meal. | {
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I have no desire to rehash everything I've already told you in mod mail. But the fact that you've spent money to make paintings doesn't justify spamming. | {
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Jesus how many times did you vote!? | {
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Why does everyone hate arrow to the knee jokes? They are supposed to be funny! | {
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>Never trying to make it a racial issue, but note to thyself be aware of everything going on and do not stereotype
makes it a race issue | {
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Those aren't rules, those are reasons for why comments are treated differently from posts. | {
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There are few swords that cut so deep as the blade of unrequited love. | {
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Meow. I don't think men are dogs, I just think you are *men*. When you see a good looking girl, you think, "I want to fuck her.", not, "Hmm, I wonder what her personality is like." That's OK, just freaking say it!
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Your mom sounds like a very unhappy person. | {
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Which has worked so well in the past. | {
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TIL Canada has eliminated the penny. | {
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But don't you dare bring up the topic of sensible gun control. | {
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Your brother pulled it to your video. | {
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You don't 'practice' faith. You impose faith on others when done so publicly. And yes religion is stupid and poisons everything. Religion is a vestigial remnant of an ignorant past. It's disappointing to see someone so boldly breaking across a new frontier, but carrying over superstitions... Might as well have chanted Magical incantations to nurture his assurances of success. | {
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Uh, no. Not really.
There was a slight disagreement between whites and non-whites. But that wasn't a really big deal. | {
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It's really not that funny. It's just crude humor. There's particularly clever or original about it at all. It's 12 year old toilet humor. It's funny, but hardly the best. | {
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>every hispter douche has a beard now
>I've had a beard for 10 years
IDK man somethin ain't adding up here | {
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Hi Jamie , I am wondering if you guys are homosexuals. If you are that's ok and you seem pretty cool for a gay considering you don't speak like a girl. | {
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Subject is alive, applying shotgun.
Subject is deceased. | {
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Oh, I wasn't saying it was you (although, rereading the comment, it does sound like that). It's pretty clearly Shitty_Watercolor. | {
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