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Rick: |
Morty! You gotta come on. Jus'... you gotta come with me. |
Morty: |
What, Rick? What’s going on? |
Rick: |
I got a surprise for you, Morty. |
Morty: |
It's the middle of the night. What are you talking about? |
Rick: |
Come on, I got a surprise for you. Come on, hurry up. |
Morty: |
Ow! Ow! You're tugging me too hard! |
Rick: |
We gotta go, gotta get outta here, come on. Got a surprise for you Morty. |
Rick: |
What do you think of this... flying vehicle, Morty? I built it outta stuff I found in the garage. |
Morty: |
Yeah, Rick... I-it's great. Is this the surprise? |
Rick: |
Morty. I had to... I had to do it. I had— I had to— I had to make a bomb, Morty. I had to create a bomb. |
Morty: |
What?! A bomb?! |
Rick: |
We're gonna drop it down there just get a whole fresh start, Morty. Create a whole fresh start. |
Morty: |
T-t-that's absolutely crazy! |
Rick: |
Come on, Morty. Just take it easy, Morty. It's gonna be good. Right now, we're gonna go pick up your little friend Jessica. |
Morty: |
Jessica? From my math class? |
Rick: |
When I drop the bomb you know, I want you to have somebody, you know? I want you to have the thing. I'm gonna make it like a new Adam and Eve, and you're gonna be Adam. |
Morty: |
Ohh... |
Rick: |
And Jessica's gonna be Eve. |
Morty: |
Whhhh-wha? |
Rick: |
And so that's the surprise, Morty. |
Morty: |
No, you can't! Jessica doesn't even know I exist! But—but, but forget about that, because you can't blow up humanity! |
Rick: |
I-I get what you're trying to say, Morty. Listen, I'm not... You don't got... Y-you don’t gotta worry about me trying to fool around with Jessica or mess around with Jessica or anything. I'm not that kind of guy, Morty. |
Morty: |
What are you talking about, Rick? |
Rick: |
You-you don't have to worry about me getting with Jessica or anything. Sh-sh-she— she, she, she's all for you, Morty. |
Morty: |
I don't care about Jessica! Y-Yyyyyyyyyyou— |
Rick: |
You know what, Morty? You're right. Let's forget the girl altogether. She, she's probably nothing but trouble, anyways. |
Morty: |
That's it... that's it, Rick. I'm taking the wheel. |
Rick: |
Get off of me, Morty! |
Morty: |
I'm taking charge of this situation, buddy! I'm put—I’m, I'm, I'm, I'm puttin’... I-I’m, I’m, I’m not gonna stand around like some sort of dumb... dumb person and just le-let you ruin the whole world! |
Rick: |
Come on! What’s gotten into you? If you love Earth so much why don’t you marry it? What are you, crazy? Alright, alright, Morty. |
Rick: |
Alright. I'll-I'll land. I'll land. I'll land. I'll land the thing. I’ll land the thing. Big tough guy all of a sudden. |
Rick: |
We'll park it right here, Morty. Right here on the side of the ree... road here. |
Morty: |
Oh, thank god. |
Rick: |