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fuck off!
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my mam was seven years younger than you when she had me.
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- don't.
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what are you following' me for?
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- what?
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we get busted, man, you're gonna get
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just...
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in trouble.
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well, she was!
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get out of here!
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i'm full o' shit, aren't i?
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well, i can't get arrested
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sometimes
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running with an escaped con, can i?
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yeah, well, it's all right, i've had it all kicked out of me now
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maybe.
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maybe?
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what if god just put us 'ere for his own entertainment?
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he's not down there.
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that's all we are.
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he's probably up the ramp.
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just somethin' for 'im to 'ave a bit of a laugh at.
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jimmy.
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could be, couln'n't it?
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did elizabeth say to tell me anything?
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if you think about it.
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where did--where did she call from?
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give us your right 'and.
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oh, i don't know, man.
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other way up.
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i didn't talk to her.
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what's that?
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you didn't talk to her?
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that's funny to me
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you're daft, you
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well--
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it's toilet humor
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no, don't pitch to him!
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will you give me a cuddle,
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walk him!
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johnny?
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damn it, he got a hit.
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the angels are gonna score.
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if no one tells me what's going on, then how am i supposed -
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well, who talked to her?
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i don't understand, johnny!
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uh, jewel talked to her.
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- 'ow was zambia?
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walter's jewel?
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- it was zimbabwe!
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yeah, walter's jewel.
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i went to zimbabwe with my wanker boyfriend, my ex...
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hey, she's one hot lady, you know that?
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what did i do wrong?
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last night we did it.
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did you see any big animals?
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come on.
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wh--wait!
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we saw elephants and rhinos and zebras and lions and vultures...
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you mean,
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did you see any monkeys?
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i slept with walter's daughter?
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we saw many monkeys.
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and were they cheeky?
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well, how was i?
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oh, it is not good for me, is it, all this, in my condition?
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you were great!
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well, yes, no, yes...
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i knew i could be great in bed.
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it's not good for me.
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ha ha!
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it's not good for you.
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it's not good for any of us, it's utterly...
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oh, excuse me for living!
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that's him!
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is, is this it, johnny?
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come on, let's get out of here.
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- is it?
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hey, guys, stop!
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- is what it?
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come back, damn it!
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oh, i can't bear it!
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hey, you got a credit card?
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right!
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i'm off!
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give it to me.
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off your trolley.
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ah, sweet.
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oh, don't fuckin' take a piss out of me you bastard!
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you don't know!
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damn it!
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all i want...
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i can't--i can't believe it.
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nobody has any...
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i can escape out of jail,
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can you just please try...
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but i can't escape out of a damn ball park.
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i've 'ad enough.
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oh, i guess i'll just go back to jail.
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this is a nightmare!
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