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modern-day lancelot offers to pay for abortion
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united airlines offering immigrants special flights that circle u.s. awaiting gaps in travel ban
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sun thinking of just collapsing now and getting this all over with
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justice thomas' wife calls supreme court retirement report 'bogus'
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trump retweets video from anti-muslim hate group
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long-silent facebook friend comes out of woodwork with post asking about insulating windows
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struggling airline helped by friendly giant
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7 ways to breakup like a boss
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sure seems like frankie muniz wants a 'malcolm in the middle' reboot
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using the united fiasco to flourish in the future
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unemployed sibling makes last push for group mother's day gift
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3822 voted america's favorite pin number
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thank a teacher thursday: dominic casulli and the power of encouragement, part 1
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a toe in the arctic ocean: canada's northwest territories on the looney front, part 2
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'it will never happen to me'
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mark zuckerberg cited for contempt of congress after refusing to shut the fuck up about how he started company in dorm room
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rubio supporters get in a scuffle with a 'rubiobot'
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the music of strangers: a film review by dr. lloyd sederer
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'dsm-5' updated to accommodate man who is legitimately being ordered to kill by the moon
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purina debuts new 'slovenly feast' for nasty-ass shelter cats
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obama chides darrell issa for touting alliance with him in re-election fight
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pope francis' iraq peace message meets the reality of war
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'ant-man and the wasp' trailer brings the fun after 'avengers: infinity war'
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frontier airlines tells customers to just fucking deal with it
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moses and the red sea
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everyone forgets to bring swimsuits to coworker's party
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george takei accused of groping former male model in 1981
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new york times adds color to target under-70 demographic
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the hollywood boys' club that supports casey affleck is a total disgrace
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3 myths about low libido
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girl scouts rocked by 'cookies for cash' fundraising scandal
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christian juggler regrets years wasted as secular juggler
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huffpollster: americans see progress, room for improvement on voting rights
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world will miss goal for universal education by 50 years: un
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jennifer lopez's name is jennifer lopez again
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how to rebuild your credit after bankruptcy -- fast
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discover how climate change is rapidly transforming our earth with google timelapse
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man who does everything at last minute wonders how you do it
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voting lines are shorter — but mostly for whites
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conrad bain steps down as national kitsch-reference laureate
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amanda slavin: not just a statistic
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laurie hernandez and val chmerkovskiy are already our favorite 'dancing with the stars' couple
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new photos show hurricane matthew's path of destruction in haiti
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florida lawmakers vote to ban marriage under the age of 17
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nasa inadvertently launches unmanned space shuttle
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nick viall is no longer a 'bachelor'
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why america demonizes its teachers
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new instant lottery game features three ways to win, 19,839,947 ways to lose
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podcast a cry for help
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fashion designer peter som's legendary minestrone soup recipe
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photography series spotlighting iconic women over 70 proves the best is yet to come
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clairvoyant vince vaughn accepts movie role before it's offered
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report kenan thompson is leaving 'snl' deemed 'inaccurate'
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woman hid heroin, oxy under fake butt, cops say
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'don't cry for me'
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isis and the g-41 world
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melania trump hangs decayed badger carcass over white house mantel to finish off traditional slovenian christmas decor
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woman who admits to having watched golden globes thinks jodie foster embarrassed herself
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sarah huckabee sanders defends trump's sexist attack on kirsten gillibrand
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saying goodbye to hollywood's hottest, seediest address
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bush increasingly focused on how revisionist history will see him
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11 years later: the human genome paves the way for genomic technonlogy
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man claiming to be boko haram leader appears in new video
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how do i live knowing proof of heaven?
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on pilgrimage in india
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will religious freedom advocates oppose roy moore?
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uaw, fca still negotiating under 'hour-by-hour' contract extension
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if bernie sanders wanted to solve problems like donald trump
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there is no right way, just write
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rest of evening spent declaring asshole not going to ruin evening
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north carolina doesn't seem to want people to see police camera footage
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the education department officially won't deal with transgender students experiencing bathroom discrimination
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why we won't be participating in black friday
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hooded members of congress drown another love child in potomac to prevent affair from getting out
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merkel: isis poses major risk to europe
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alcoholic kindergarten teacher stretches naptime to three hours
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report: store out of good kind
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devastating floods leave 23 dead in west virginia
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obama's greatest oratory performance
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grandmother palms grandson $10 like she fixing boxing match
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bumper nilla crop spells profit for wafer growers
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6 summer salads you'll actually crave
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the black keys new album 'turn blue' is now available to stream in full
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isis vs isil -- what's in a name?
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national trust for historic preservation to pay for andy rooney's upkeep
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list of names on gchat sidebar like a portal into area man's past lives
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tomi lahren is suing glenn beck and theblaze
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greg hardy unapologetically denies domestic abuse allegations
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tourists describe scenes of horror in tunisian beach massacre
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trump voters blink
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photos from 'ahs' set may help explain all those creepy blond children
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study: more couples delaying divorce until kids old enough to remember every painful detail
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never-before-heard buzzword flying around office can't be good
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man not certain what any of his coworkers' names are
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psychologists push for smartphone warning labels
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clinton receives 400,000 honorary degrees for college commencement speech
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scavenger-hunt party 'not leaving without twine'
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the republican obamacare dilemma in one 6-minute video
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mass graves suggest systematic killing of rohingya in myanmar
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final german u-boat surrenders to allied powers