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1 | modern-day lancelot offers to pay for abortion |
1 | united airlines offering immigrants special flights that circle u.s. awaiting gaps in travel ban |
1 | sun thinking of just collapsing now and getting this all over with |
0 | justice thomas' wife calls supreme court retirement report 'bogus' |
1 | trump retweets video from anti-muslim hate group |
1 | long-silent facebook friend comes out of woodwork with post asking about insulating windows |
1 | struggling airline helped by friendly giant |
0 | 7 ways to breakup like a boss |
0 | sure seems like frankie muniz wants a 'malcolm in the middle' reboot |
0 | using the united fiasco to flourish in the future |
1 | unemployed sibling makes last push for group mother's day gift |
1 | 3822 voted america's favorite pin number |
0 | thank a teacher thursday: dominic casulli and the power of encouragement, part 1 |
0 | a toe in the arctic ocean: canada's northwest territories on the looney front, part 2 |
0 | 'it will never happen to me' |
1 | mark zuckerberg cited for contempt of congress after refusing to shut the fuck up about how he started company in dorm room |
0 | rubio supporters get in a scuffle with a 'rubiobot' |
0 | the music of strangers: a film review by dr. lloyd sederer |
1 | 'dsm-5' updated to accommodate man who is legitimately being ordered to kill by the moon |
1 | purina debuts new 'slovenly feast' for nasty-ass shelter cats |
0 | obama chides darrell issa for touting alliance with him in re-election fight |
0 | pope francis' iraq peace message meets the reality of war |
0 | 'ant-man and the wasp' trailer brings the fun after 'avengers: infinity war' |
1 | frontier airlines tells customers to just fucking deal with it |
0 | moses and the red sea |
1 | everyone forgets to bring swimsuits to coworker's party |
0 | george takei accused of groping former male model in 1981 |
1 | new york times adds color to target under-70 demographic |
0 | the hollywood boys' club that supports casey affleck is a total disgrace |
0 | 3 myths about low libido |
1 | girl scouts rocked by 'cookies for cash' fundraising scandal |
1 | christian juggler regrets years wasted as secular juggler |
0 | huffpollster: americans see progress, room for improvement on voting rights |
0 | world will miss goal for universal education by 50 years: un |
0 | jennifer lopez's name is jennifer lopez again |
0 | how to rebuild your credit after bankruptcy -- fast |
0 | discover how climate change is rapidly transforming our earth with google timelapse |
1 | man who does everything at last minute wonders how you do it |
0 | voting lines are shorter — but mostly for whites |
1 | conrad bain steps down as national kitsch-reference laureate |
0 | amanda slavin: not just a statistic |
0 | laurie hernandez and val chmerkovskiy are already our favorite 'dancing with the stars' couple |
0 | new photos show hurricane matthew's path of destruction in haiti |
0 | florida lawmakers vote to ban marriage under the age of 17 |
1 | nasa inadvertently launches unmanned space shuttle |
0 | nick viall is no longer a 'bachelor' |
0 | why america demonizes its teachers |
1 | new instant lottery game features three ways to win, 19,839,947 ways to lose |
1 | podcast a cry for help |
0 | fashion designer peter som's legendary minestrone soup recipe |
0 | photography series spotlighting iconic women over 70 proves the best is yet to come |
1 | clairvoyant vince vaughn accepts movie role before it's offered |
0 | report kenan thompson is leaving 'snl' deemed 'inaccurate' |
0 | woman hid heroin, oxy under fake butt, cops say |
0 | 'don't cry for me' |
0 | isis and the g-41 world |
1 | melania trump hangs decayed badger carcass over white house mantel to finish off traditional slovenian christmas decor |
1 | woman who admits to having watched golden globes thinks jodie foster embarrassed herself |
0 | sarah huckabee sanders defends trump's sexist attack on kirsten gillibrand |
0 | saying goodbye to hollywood's hottest, seediest address |
1 | bush increasingly focused on how revisionist history will see him |
0 | 11 years later: the human genome paves the way for genomic technonlogy |
0 | man claiming to be boko haram leader appears in new video |
0 | how do i live knowing proof of heaven? |
0 | on pilgrimage in india |
0 | will religious freedom advocates oppose roy moore? |
0 | uaw, fca still negotiating under 'hour-by-hour' contract extension |
0 | if bernie sanders wanted to solve problems like donald trump |
0 | there is no right way, just write |
1 | rest of evening spent declaring asshole not going to ruin evening |
0 | north carolina doesn't seem to want people to see police camera footage |
0 | the education department officially won't deal with transgender students experiencing bathroom discrimination |
0 | why we won't be participating in black friday |
1 | hooded members of congress drown another love child in potomac to prevent affair from getting out |
0 | merkel: isis poses major risk to europe |
1 | alcoholic kindergarten teacher stretches naptime to three hours |
1 | report: store out of good kind |
0 | devastating floods leave 23 dead in west virginia |
0 | obama's greatest oratory performance |
1 | grandmother palms grandson $10 like she fixing boxing match |
1 | bumper nilla crop spells profit for wafer growers |
0 | 6 summer salads you'll actually crave |
0 | the black keys new album 'turn blue' is now available to stream in full |
0 | isis vs isil -- what's in a name? |
1 | national trust for historic preservation to pay for andy rooney's upkeep |
1 | list of names on gchat sidebar like a portal into area man's past lives |
0 | tomi lahren is suing glenn beck and theblaze |
0 | greg hardy unapologetically denies domestic abuse allegations |
0 | tourists describe scenes of horror in tunisian beach massacre |
0 | trump voters blink |
0 | photos from 'ahs' set may help explain all those creepy blond children |
1 | study: more couples delaying divorce until kids old enough to remember every painful detail |
1 | never-before-heard buzzword flying around office can't be good |
1 | man not certain what any of his coworkers' names are |
0 | psychologists push for smartphone warning labels |
1 | clinton receives 400,000 honorary degrees for college commencement speech |
1 | scavenger-hunt party 'not leaving without twine' |
0 | the republican obamacare dilemma in one 6-minute video |
0 | mass graves suggest systematic killing of rohingya in myanmar |
1 | final german u-boat surrenders to allied powers |