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Yup. Insane payments. Not sustainable. But the banks are all in	But what if they only give loans to unemployed people? That way, the banks wouldn't have any risk, since 6 x 0 is 0.
Did the run out of water there yet?	IIRC they have in Cape Town
Originally it wasn't. I marked it using my secret mod powers.	Nice
Chinese steel and aluminum manufacturers are directly subsidized by the Chinese government. They dump in the market and put American producers out of business. Then when the market is cornered they can dictate prices.	And? That just means cheaper products for me at the store. Why do I care if the chinese government wants to subsidize the things I buy?
Well no one had called his bullshit with a source so I felt like I had to	Did you even read your own link, your last in almost everything
Halve*	Let me tell you about a thing called a maxed out credit card
Upvoted cuz girl	There's a reason it only shows its back side...
Says in the F1 form that they're working on an AI as well	god i can't wait for this buzzword to die. it's not an AI, its a god damn voice assistant for pressing 'go'on the playlist making algo.
Can’t complain when the terminal is free for me as a student	only if you stay cooped up in the terminal room
This is literally one of the first things you learn in a highschool econ class	You mean LIBRUL (((GLOBALIST))) PROPAGANDA?!
I'm worried about over buying of treasury bonds. That's why I don't want banks to be allowed to buy them. Banks are leveraged 10 to 1. Makes no fucking sense to me to let them buy them.	Look up how a dollar comes in to existence. That should help it make sense.
A touch perhaps.	show me on the doll where wsb touched you
we already crashed, so...	That was a correction. A crash will hurt a lot more and XIV YOLOers won't be the only ones sucking dick for a sandwich.
I'm fine with the first two	You are a pussy if you are scared of leverage.
THEN SAY THAT YOU’LL SELL MU AT 100 SO THAT IT’LL PEAK AT 90	I'm going to sell MU at $100. Hopeful target date of mid October of this year.
I don't recall police trying hard to get convictions on Wire? They were after hardcore criminals.	Are you joking? There were those two cops that they always followed who were supposed to represent the normal cops in the world. Make your busts, hit the corners, throw some teenagers and kids in jail, talk about getting respect. Herc and Ellis were often cops just after some convictions.
My concern with spotify is that once the ipo hits and they double their value the artists are gonna see they are getting a raw deal and demand higher returns on streams of their music and/or the labels are going to start leveraging more for their content.	Spotify is losing half a billion yearly, it's not like the artists are getting ripped of.
Lmao what kind of shit are you talking about with the police	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08fZQWjDVKE
A first investment..	50 bucks is a hand of blackjack, not an investment.
economy is too good gotta keep testing the bottom bro	The fucking end is near. I'm not sure when but I'm going to sell everything right now and lock in this loss before I gain everything.
Yeah that name was taken :(	at least you tried
Bitcoin dishonors family	FAMIREEEEEEEE
Volatility is money, if not for you then for someone else	I don’t day trade so I just think it’s annoying. Makes my chart look like shit.
'He (OP) eats a penis in his north house'	Woah now. I'd eat 5 dicks if I could have a house in every direction.
Down 2.5 percent lol	now 3.5 lol
goin to hell along with the rest of the market	Shoulda bought cron my dude. Saving my ass today.
25% tariffs on steel lol damn son	Holy shit. Did they say anything about lumber or dairy? asking for a friend...
this time in HD	Short home deport?
I bought puts based on that post from yesterday and it's paying off	\> thinking something specific is driving a single stock down on a general equities sell-off
G	o
I believe it worked for standard oil	[John McGee from the Journal of Law and Economics doesn't think so.](https://mises.org/library/100-years-myths-about-standard-oil)
i'm in CA and my landlord is in Brazil for three months, I think this is all just part of a real estate food chain	Been getting my CA real estate license just to prep for the meltdown
GE. Boeing. 28 others.	Why are you putting GE and Boeing in the same sentence.
MU	Cow
Ha! You think WSB can get anything useful done? Of course not, too much autism here. Maybe our brothers over at /r/investing can eliminate Thursdays for us.	They'll just tell you what you're doing is too risky and suggest you invest in a Vanguard fund that inverses Thursdays.
Can you live inside a stock?	amd headquarters, laughing stock
Faggot	Faggot.
You shouldnt be using multiple accounts, it is visible with RES	Lol who spends money on RES
Today I bought April 20 $90 calls. Already had April 20 $95 and March 16 $92 from a last week.	Thanks, bought 87.5 @ April 20. Good luck !
Scalp 02 March 47.5 calls or nah?	Nah
I think we're all banned over there, I know I am.	I've never been there and I am
Op is late obviously	If she late, probably not his
I have a mechanical pencil if that counts	Good enough
10.9 :/	Good Lord
REV UP THOSE FRYERS.	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TUa6KUVLoY
So, the question now is, do we inverse and start selling cash covered puts on HMNY>	There's only the $2.50 strike below $5, the only ones worth selling are Jan '19 leaps with a bid at $0.60 and a $0.20 spread. I wouldn't
Anus?	Urethra.
This is what commission free options trading will turn people into. Scalping 4$ off trades. My god. Good thing hes probably insolvent after today from selling naked puts.	Chump change for my tendies! Thanks u/atworkrnnotdoingwork for the shout out, I'll see you all at the poor house bbz
Your balance says 14. There isnt a single currency in the world where that is impressive.	Nigga I literally doubled my $10 investment. It couldv easily been $100 or $1000 if I had that money.
[If the POTUS starts a trade war and slows down the economy, then we won't have to worry about interest rates now would we.](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/022/138/reece.jpg)	I can laugh at this because the only alternative is to weep.
How do you get a Tibetan monk certificate?	PayPal me $40 and I'll send you an official certification.
I wouldn't describe our situation as an asset bubble	FREEE MONEY IS GONE
everything is obvious after it happens	He talked about tariffs during his campaign. Everyone said it was a bad idea back then.
Short home deport?	Long ICE
....You really think the 1940s is comparable to now?	No. Our industrial powers is even worse now.
Acually it is to those with jobs. And always blame Obama. Fucker bailed out so many, kissed so much ass, always pc. They guy might be the downfall of the US.	Everything you just said only confirms you’re a fkkin hamster
Nevermind. They were green earliar. All 4s is definitely good luck though.	I thought so. Just needed confirmation.
I think it's an overreaction too.. I mean it seems driven by an assumption that a trade war is going to start because of the steel tariffs. Maybe, but it's not a certainty.	Yeah, I feel like nothing will come of it with the trade wars. Also, JnJ has been down 10-11% since Jan 31st. Which obviously doesn't mean much, but I don't see it going much further. It did hit $125 on Feburary 8th though, so hopefully it doesn't go further than that. Lastly, its lost 6 months of gains at this point.
My stops fucked me out of a 5 bagger today	ditto. but quick little moves are gonna be more consistent... ill take a few percent up a few times a day over getting fucked for 100%
Fuck this hits home	Literally...
I have 4 spxl April 20 options, strike $50 that I paid $5.03 each, how fucked am I?	Oh shit thats a high ass premium. Id say fucked, but you might be able to sell for 50-75% of original value. shouldved sold when spxl hit $49 a few days ago.
Woah now. I'd eat 5 dicks if I could have a house in every direction.	Directions are 4 (unless you want an house on the moon). Why 5 dicks for 4 directions? One extra for personal delight?
Probably an omelette for lunch.	Must be nice having $
You're stupid if you think recent news isn't effecting the market in the mid-term, if not long. Buy SDS if anything, next week will continue the shitshow.	You had me at “you’re stupid”
No I get that. The thing is I don't fully understand the mechanics of options: IV, strike, ITM, OTM. I don't understand the payouts or how to assess the value of a contract. Because I don't have a complete understanding of the product I can't assess the risk I'm taking on and thus whether I'm making a good decision or not. So I sit in the sidelines while I learn about these things. I wouldn't try playing chess without knowing how the pieces move I won't trade options for the same reason.	No better way to learn than jumping in head first
Waste of money. I went to an in-state party school and could have seen the effects of this action.	Yeah but you don't have the power to stop it. Trump the Ivy League school graduate does
Welltower is great. I'm losing alot of money with it atm. Bagholding for about 3 months now	I'll check it out, though that's more service properties. I'm looking for family housing funds specifically
F	F
I lost basically the equivalent of 2 years of my money being in an Ally savings account before the market even opens and you're telling me this isn't a crash?	You're seriously on WSB comparing returns to an Ally savings account? Go back to r/investing
I'm breaking records with all this news that keeps coming out. I'd like our 'days since last incident' get past 2 for once.	But then I would shit my pants!
$SQ duh	Hell yeh
We survived Obama's tariffs on chinese imports, we'll survive this president's china tariffs, and we'll survive the next president's tariffs.	Last time tariffs got put on steel there was a 10 month recession in the industry. That was under GW in 2002.
Can you hold people liable for influencing the market?	Depends if they can pay for a better lawyer than you.
I'm hoping the market panics up	Dilly dilly!
Penis.	some homo
Do you smell burning toast?	I get this reference.
You can’t expect a retarded person to know how to read	you would if you were retarded
The main question is will Trump continue to advocate for trade wars?	So long as there’s Twitter he will
Obama was decided responsible for the stock market not a month ago	Unfortunately for us all, that no longer seems to be the case anymore. This pullback is directly related to Trump's comments. The market is his now.
Soon we'll be eating shoes out of necessity instead of just losing bets	boot soup goes great with rat tails
Can i pay on margin?	Yeah, idgaf where you get the money from.
You've done it again jelly boi	Just wait, it will drive right up.. it could take a little, but it will.
In a grave, u/jonloovox is into necrophilia.	Giggity
Knowing the demographics here, they'll lose money both ways instead of one way..	It would trade at 41 and 53 at the same time so op loses twice the premia
Good DD	LOL i feel bad for the guy but that aint stopping me from buying a bigmac.
/r/CringeAnarchy	/r/kappa
I said since the election that I'm down for tax reform and the wall but protectionism is a terrible idea. That and the fact that he's clearly unhinged meant I couldn't vote for him.	Clearly unhinged? Have you seen the electoral map? Are 45 states just full of stupid people?
BRK has over 130b in cash right now, second only to AAPL	Nice, thanks for adding
Quick, panic sell your kidney for cash.	Uuuuuuuuugh
Usually people who go to Wharton don’t advocate for trade wars	not unless he was short everything
That was last month. This month we get to “celebrate” women’s history	Long $SHE
Liberals in Oregon already passed that law here.	Are you saying it has bi-partisan support?
I forgive the Japanese. They gave me Dragon Ball Z, yu yu hakusho, berserk, and one piece. Plus sushi. They are some of the greatest people on the planet. I will long the Japanese people forever.	Don't forget hentai
That's realistically the right move, but im still in the hoping stage of denial.	Looks like we're recovering, still did well on my 2 year short though so I'm content.
They'll turn on him depending on how the midterms go.	Dude I studied all night but did okay. Gotta work hard for the final. Thanks for asking though.
When hyperinflation kicks in, we will all be millionaires.	i could live w that.... pay off mortgage, or buy a pack of gum... meh, I'll take the gum please
Actually, I can't. The article i found hosting about Donald Trump supporting gun registration is just... gone.	They do that a lot. When Cohen publicly admitted he paid Stormy Daniels, the article was up for a couple hours (people still commented 'I smell bullshit'), disappeared, and nothing else ever came up. They censor even true events.
Aaaaannnd is a real sub with almost half a million subscribers. Of course, of course it is. Ahhhhhh, reddit.	Really, this is offensive? You bunch of pussies are worse than a bunch of matriculating liberal arts radical feminists.
i wish i'd have panic sold everything a month ago.	welcome home
Give it time lmao. Go read a Tony Robbins or Warren buffet book and get some backbone	i just read wsb and then remember that most of us are like people from /r/wheredidthesodago

Yup. Insane payments. Not sustainable. But the banks are all in

But what if they only give loans to unemployed people? That way, the banks wouldn't have any risk, since 6 x 0 is 0.

Did the run out of water there yet?

IIRC they have in Cape Town

Originally it wasn't. I marked it using my secret mod powers.

Nice

Chinese steel and aluminum manufacturers are directly subsidized by the Chinese government. They dump in the market and put American producers out of business. Then when the market is cornered they can dictate prices.

And? That just means cheaper products for me at the store. Why do I care if the chinese government wants to subsidize the things I buy?

Well no one had called his bullshit with a source so I felt like I had to

Did you even read your own link, your last in almost everything

Halve*

Let me tell you about a thing called a maxed out credit card

Upvoted cuz girl

There's a reason it only shows its back side...

Says in the F1 form that they're working on an AI as well

god i can't wait for this buzzword to die. it's not an AI, its a god damn voice assistant for pressing 'go'on the playlist making algo.

Can’t complain when the terminal is free for me as a student

only if you stay cooped up in the terminal room

This is literally one of the first things you learn in a highschool econ class

You mean LIBRUL (((GLOBALIST))) PROPAGANDA?!

I'm worried about over buying of treasury bonds. That's why I don't want banks to be allowed to buy them. Banks are leveraged 10 to 1. Makes no fucking sense to me to let them buy them.

Look up how a dollar comes in to existence. That should help it make sense.

A touch perhaps.

show me on the doll where wsb touched you

we already crashed, so...

That was a correction. A crash will hurt a lot more and XIV YOLOers won't be the only ones sucking dick for a sandwich.

I'm fine with the first two

You are a pussy if you are scared of leverage.

THEN SAY THAT YOU’LL SELL MU AT 100 SO THAT IT’LL PEAK AT 90

I'm going to sell MU at $100. Hopeful target date of mid October of this year.

I don't recall police trying hard to get convictions on Wire? They were after hardcore criminals.

Are you joking? There were those two cops that they always followed who were supposed to represent the normal cops in the world. Make your busts, hit the corners, throw some teenagers and kids in jail, talk about getting respect. Herc and Ellis were often cops just after some convictions.

My concern with spotify is that once the ipo hits and they double their value the artists are gonna see they are getting a raw deal and demand higher returns on streams of their music and/or the labels are going to start leveraging more for their content.

Spotify is losing half a billion yearly, it's not like the artists are getting ripped of.

Lmao what kind of shit are you talking about with the police

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08fZQWjDVKE

A first investment..

50 bucks is a hand of blackjack, not an investment.

economy is too good gotta keep testing the bottom bro

The fucking end is near. I'm not sure when but I'm going to sell everything right now and lock in this loss before I gain everything.

Yeah that name was taken :(

at least you tried

Bitcoin dishonors family

FAMIREEEEEEEE

Volatility is money, if not for you then for someone else

I don’t day trade so I just think it’s annoying. Makes my chart look like shit.

'He (OP) eats a penis in his north house'

Woah now. I'd eat 5 dicks if I could have a house in every direction.

Down 2.5 percent lol

now 3.5 lol

goin to hell along with the rest of the market

Shoulda bought cron my dude. Saving my ass today.

25% tariffs on steel lol damn son

Holy shit. Did they say anything about lumber or dairy? asking for a friend...

this time in HD

Short home deport?

I bought puts based on that post from yesterday and it's paying off

\> thinking something specific is driving a single stock down on a general equities sell-off

G

o

I believe it worked for standard oil

[John McGee from the Journal of Law and Economics doesn't think so.](https://mises.org/library/100-years-myths-about-standard-oil)

i'm in CA and my landlord is in Brazil for three months, I think this is all just part of a real estate food chain

Been getting my CA real estate license just to prep for the meltdown

GE. Boeing. 28 others.

Why are you putting GE and Boeing in the same sentence.

MU

Cow

Ha! You think WSB can get anything useful done? Of course not, too much autism here. Maybe our brothers over at /r/investing can eliminate Thursdays for us.

They'll just tell you what you're doing is too risky and suggest you invest in a Vanguard fund that inverses Thursdays.

Can you live inside a stock?

amd headquarters, laughing stock

Faggot

Faggot.

You shouldnt be using multiple accounts, it is visible with RES

Lol who spends money on RES

Today I bought April 20 $90 calls. Already had April 20 $95 and March 16 $92 from a last week.

Thanks, bought 87.5 @ April 20. Good luck !

Scalp 02 March 47.5 calls or nah?

Nah

I think we're all banned over there, I know I am.

I've never been there and I am

Op is late obviously

If she late, probably not his

I have a mechanical pencil if that counts

Good enough

10.9 :/

Good Lord

REV UP THOSE FRYERS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TUa6KUVLoY

So, the question now is, do we inverse and start selling cash covered puts on HMNY>

There's only the $2.50 strike below $5, the only ones worth selling are Jan '19 leaps with a bid at $0.60 and a $0.20 spread. I wouldn't

Anus?

Urethra.

This is what commission free options trading will turn people into. Scalping 4$ off trades. My god. Good thing hes probably insolvent after today from selling naked puts.

Chump change for my tendies! Thanks u/atworkrnnotdoingwork for the shout out, I'll see you all at the poor house bbz

Your balance says 14. There isnt a single currency in the world where that is impressive.

Nigga I literally doubled my $10 investment. It couldv easily been $100 or $1000 if I had that money.

[If the POTUS starts a trade war and slows down the economy, then we won't have to worry about interest rates now would we.](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/022/138/reece.jpg)

I can laugh at this because the only alternative is to weep.

How do you get a Tibetan monk certificate?

PayPal me $40 and I'll send you an official certification.

I wouldn't describe our situation as an asset bubble

FREEE MONEY IS GONE

everything is obvious after it happens

He talked about tariffs during his campaign. Everyone said it was a bad idea back then.

Short home deport?

Long ICE

....You really think the 1940s is comparable to now?

No. Our industrial powers is even worse now.

Acually it is to those with jobs. And always blame Obama. Fucker bailed out so many, kissed so much ass, always pc. They guy might be the downfall of the US.

Everything you just said only confirms you’re a fkkin hamster

Nevermind. They were green earliar. All 4s is definitely good luck though.

I thought so. Just needed confirmation.

I think it's an overreaction too.. I mean it seems driven by an assumption that a trade war is going to start because of the steel tariffs. Maybe, but it's not a certainty.

Yeah, I feel like nothing will come of it with the trade wars. Also, JnJ has been down 10-11% since Jan 31st. Which obviously doesn't mean much, but I don't see it going much further. It did hit $125 on Feburary 8th though, so hopefully it doesn't go further than that. Lastly, its lost 6 months of gains at this point.

My stops fucked me out of a 5 bagger today

ditto. but quick little moves are gonna be more consistent... ill take a few percent up a few times a day over getting fucked for 100%

Fuck this hits home

Literally...

I have 4 spxl April 20 options, strike $50 that I paid $5.03 each, how fucked am I?

Oh shit thats a high ass premium. Id say fucked, but you might be able to sell for 50-75% of original value. shouldved sold when spxl hit $49 a few days ago.

Woah now. I'd eat 5 dicks if I could have a house in every direction.

Directions are 4 (unless you want an house on the moon). Why 5 dicks for 4 directions? One extra for personal delight?

Probably an omelette for lunch.

Must be nice having $

You're stupid if you think recent news isn't effecting the market in the mid-term, if not long. Buy SDS if anything, next week will continue the shitshow.

You had me at “you’re stupid”

No I get that. The thing is I don't fully understand the mechanics of options: IV, strike, ITM, OTM. I don't understand the payouts or how to assess the value of a contract. Because I don't have a complete understanding of the product I can't assess the risk I'm taking on and thus whether I'm making a good decision or not. So I sit in the sidelines while I learn about these things. I wouldn't try playing chess without knowing how the pieces move I won't trade options for the same reason.

No better way to learn than jumping in head first

Waste of money. I went to an in-state party school and could have seen the effects of this action.

Yeah but you don't have the power to stop it. Trump the Ivy League school graduate does

Welltower is great. I'm losing alot of money with it atm. Bagholding for about 3 months now

I'll check it out, though that's more service properties. I'm looking for family housing funds specifically

F

I lost basically the equivalent of 2 years of my money being in an Ally savings account before the market even opens and you're telling me this isn't a crash?

You're seriously on WSB comparing returns to an Ally savings account? Go back to r/investing

I'm breaking records with all this news that keeps coming out. I'd like our 'days since last incident' get past 2 for once.

But then I would shit my pants!

$SQ duh

Hell yeh

We survived Obama's tariffs on chinese imports, we'll survive this president's china tariffs, and we'll survive the next president's tariffs.

Last time tariffs got put on steel there was a 10 month recession in the industry. That was under GW in 2002.

Can you hold people liable for influencing the market?

Depends if they can pay for a better lawyer than you.

I'm hoping the market panics up

Dilly dilly!

Penis.

some homo

Do you smell burning toast?

I get this reference.

You can’t expect a retarded person to know how to read

you would if you were retarded

The main question is will Trump continue to advocate for trade wars?

So long as there’s Twitter he will

Obama *was* decided responsible for the stock market not a month ago

Unfortunately for us all, that no longer seems to be the case anymore. This pullback is directly related to Trump's comments. The market is his now.

Soon we'll be eating shoes out of necessity instead of just losing bets

boot soup goes great with rat tails

Can i pay on margin?

Yeah, idgaf where you get the money from.

You've done it again jelly boi

Just wait, it will drive right up.. it could take a little, but it will.

In a grave, u/jonloovox is into necrophilia.

Giggity

Knowing the demographics here, they'll lose money both ways instead of one way..

It would trade at 41 and 53 at the same time so op loses twice the premia

Good DD

LOL i feel bad for the guy but that aint stopping me from buying a bigmac.

/r/CringeAnarchy

/r/kappa

I said since the election that I'm down for tax reform and the wall but protectionism is a terrible idea. That and the fact that he's clearly unhinged meant I couldn't vote for him.

Clearly unhinged? Have you seen the electoral map? Are 45 states just full of stupid people?

BRK has over 130b in cash right now, second only to AAPL

Nice, thanks for adding

Quick, panic sell your kidney for cash.

Uuuuuuuuugh

Usually people who go to Wharton don’t advocate for trade wars

not unless he was short everything

That was last month. This month we get to “celebrate” women’s history

Long $SHE

Liberals in Oregon already passed that law here.

Are you saying it has bi-partisan support?

I forgive the Japanese. They gave me Dragon Ball Z, yu yu hakusho, berserk, and one piece. Plus sushi. They are some of the greatest people on the planet. I will long the Japanese people forever.

Don't forget hentai

That's realistically the right move, but im still in the hoping stage of denial.

Looks like we're recovering, still did well on my 2 year short though so I'm content.

They'll turn on him depending on how the midterms go.

Dude I studied all night but did okay. Gotta work hard for the final. Thanks for asking though.

When hyperinflation kicks in, we will all be millionaires.

i could live w that.... pay off mortgage, or buy a pack of gum... meh, I'll take the gum please

Actually, I can't. The article i found hosting about Donald Trump supporting gun registration is just... gone.

They do that a lot. When Cohen publicly admitted he paid Stormy Daniels, the article was up for a couple hours (people still commented 'I smell bullshit'), disappeared, and nothing else ever came up. They censor even true events.

Aaaaannnd is a real sub with almost half a million subscribers. Of course, of course it is. Ahhhhhh, reddit.

Really, this is offensive? You bunch of pussies are worse than a bunch of matriculating liberal arts radical feminists.

i wish i'd have panic sold everything a month ago.

welcome home

Give it time lmao. Go read a Tony Robbins or Warren buffet book and get some backbone

i just read wsb and then remember that most of us are like people from /r/wheredidthesodago