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this sweet and sexy adult coloring book is a gay valentine treat | 0 |
rick perry speech electrifies 1200 scared miserable racists | 1 |
why it is important to help children in need | 0 |
report buddy dysmorphia sufferers experience skewed negative perception of shape of friends | 1 |
update the onion apologizes for killing innocent boston man tom mahoney | 1 |
a feminist meets fidel castro | 0 |
report average person spends 27 of lifetime in the way | 1 |
everyone thinks this is lady gagas character in american horror story | 0 |
study 63 of all human speech occurs under breath | 1 |
americans rate jews highest muslims lowest on feeling thermometer | 0 |
carol blows up the walking dead season premiere | 0 |
poster vandal enters phallus in mouth period | 1 |
avoid confrontation in the south china sea | 0 |
sick man slowly becoming enthroned in used tissues | 1 |
andy samberg casts a spell over donald trumps witch hunt claims | 0 |
hot sweaty jane fonda wondering if thats the best delivery boys got | 1 |
prime minister of norway gets laid | 1 |
scott pruitt accused of bribing fifa referee within 10 minutes of us world cup announcement | 1 |
report dad wants to show you where fuse box is | 1 |
kimmel atop scorched earth takes aim at trump over health care bill | 0 |
lets wish medicare and medicaid a happy birthday by fighting to protect and expand them | 0 |
scientists agree this is the most effective diet for weight loss | 0 |
church masses going wild over catchy new gregorian chant | 1 |
biden winks after offering to buy eggnog for white house christmas party | 1 |
waitress creeped out by overtipper | 1 |
ecologists urge birds to avert global decline of insects by adopting seedbased diet | 1 |
gop congressman getting rich will solve that whole environment thing | 0 |
rep confirms those david bowie rumors about scattering his ashes at burning man are untrue | 0 |
how to hack your new years resolution for success | 0 |
study finds blame now fastest human reflex | 1 |
huntsman quietly relieved to be polling poorly among gop voters | 1 |
independent baking scene apparently worth a documentary | 1 |
penny not so lucky for tortured soul of lincoln trapped inside | 1 |
nation sick of looming stuff | 1 |
fat shaming can literally break your heart | 0 |
florida state university suspends greek life after students death | 0 |
jennifer aniston takes rare selfie for the best possible reason | 0 |
local los angeles awards show slated to open for grammys | 1 |
not one woman less protesting femicide in buenos aires | 0 |
jim morrison foundation awards 50000 grant to little shit who thinks hes a poet | 1 |
herpetologist names son after famous herpetologist | 1 |
ride mispimped | 1 |
blms alicia garza launches census project to mobilize black political power | 0 |
mara wilson on dealing with mental illness in the public eye | 0 |
get up close and personal with trans model and youtube star gigi gorgeous | 0 |
is facebook making us lonely | 0 |
new details paint unsettling pictures of london attackers | 0 |
huffpollster electoral college estimates show hillary clinton beating donald trump and ted cruz | 0 |
syrians lives are worthless obama tells daughters before kissing them goodnight | 1 |
womens health and undernutrition in the us | 0 |
skywriter trailed by skyeditor | 1 |
rupert murdoch are you ok | 0 |
pilot was locked out of cockpit before alps crash | 0 |
police report sexual assault numbers under control unless you count the super brutal ones | 1 |
gregg popovich goes full throttle on soulless coward donald trump | 0 |
koch brothers group slams donald trumps immigrant ban as counterproductive | 0 |
bankrupt toys r us forced to euthanize thousands of hatchimals | 1 |
please god not robin williams | 0 |
study finds effectiveness of medical treatment skyrockets when doctor acts like condescending dick | 1 |
report we dont make any money if you dont click the fucking link | 1 |
this us district could demolish the glass ceiling in november with first allfemale ticket | 0 |
its not eisenhower or reagans republican party anymore | 0 |
tammys of the world demand to be taken seriously | 1 |
cool glitch effect on movie studio logo must mean shit about to go down | 1 |
a family dogs letter to his boy | 0 |
maybe we shouldnt waste money on drug testing michigan welfare recipients | 0 |
miley cyrus bangerz tour is coming to your living room tonight | 0 |
two dead in kind of brutal slaying | 1 |
gop voters will probably support anyone their party nominates | 0 |
cat speeddials exgirlfriend | 1 |
tyson holds contest to let fans submit new ideas for torturing chicken to death | 1 |
head of trump election integrity probe pens wildly misleading oped about voter fraud | 0 |
donald trump thinks hes doing well with women voters | 0 |
impossible to tell if frazzled woman in walgreens uniform going to or coming from work | 1 |
drunk man incites panic after jumping on bar and praising allah police | 0 |
perky optimist brings joy everywhere she leaves | 1 |
134yearold man attributes longevity to typographical error | 1 |
couple always like this | 1 |
draft biden super pac releases first ad | 0 |
fox news now just airing continuous bloodred screen with disembodied voice chanting theyre coming to kill you | 1 |
clinton bleeds to death | 1 |
cat prepares for anal display in owners face | 1 |
mariah carey rings in 2017 with painful lip sync fail on live tv | 0 |
god almost forgot to kill dave elfman of boulder co today | 1 |
the whitewashing of james brown | 0 |
bernie sanders and mike lee want a fight with the saudis trumps working to stop them | 0 |
rudy giuliani just said trump is trying to get us back to a free press | 0 |
the us is sitting on a mountain of cheese | 0 |
dan quayle on standby to take over as bush family patriarch after george hw admitted to icu | 1 |
this bus stop must be near culinary school | 1 |
all of childs fondest memories times when dad trying to make up for things | 1 |
sitcom on pbs assumed to be intellectual | 1 |
hazmat worker sees no reason to throw away all this perfectly good food | 1 |
pancakecraving dog accidentally starts house fire | 0 |
12 baby names inspired by black stars who are making history | 0 |
study average persons life plan can only withstand 25 seconds of direct questioning | 1 |
noel comries gps guide on positive selfaffirmations | 0 |
boss threats hilarious | 1 |
4 backtoschool myths about college textbooks | 0 |
what makes bill gates feel stupid | 0 |