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2,047,048,562
@happylovesChuck @ktbeeper Arguments are not EPIC nor LEGENDARY
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1,997,892,147
30 minutes of sleep + no lunch + fitness test =
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2,056,208,327
Im very honored to be lectoring at the wedding of two friends, but does it always have to be 1Cor:13 ?
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@futuredirected Good night ~laba naktis
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1,685,386,034
I hear its officially sunday at this very moment in your sector of the world => @ladypn ? http://blip.fm/~5gvlm
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2,325,606,583
@stephenackroyd i dont want to imagine jack white ejaculating anything, thank you
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2,039,663,249
Starting to get sleepy. And Im losing followers. I must be a boring person. How sad!
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2,049,343,873
Hearing the babys heartbeat was a surprisingly emotional experience
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2,050,265,059
i wish i had money to pay @StarTrakDaliah to do a track with me..but id just use that to holla once we got in the studio
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2,236,620,030
is looking forward to the weekend..having to up my meds though
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@Demandadabarber Greatest restaurant ever. We used to have 1 here. Then it closed & they started showing commercials constantly. Low blow
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@patrick_stump the tickets for the Blink-182 sold out before i could get some
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but where is my Crossed Swords copy? Bahh! Who would steal a book on Pakistans military...Kalsoom the super sleuth on the hunt...
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2,057,853,618
@AlanCarr Alan you are amazing, you always make me laugh no matter what you do. Cant wait for the new show, the adverts are so funny
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@xAmandaKayx Alright, I admit it.
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@_Ry_Ry: whats going on? I cant watch it
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@OpusOne1996 Im sorry Opus. How can I make it up to you?
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@scottmoyers shit, i worked that out wrong didnt i! i meant 140 minutes, FAIL
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@rosyblue hey friend. how are you this morning? Im so good. Husband is back sun is shining and it isnt 948290 degrees outside yet
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@duffysayshello I kinda feel bad for making light of their situation. Why wouldnt they just cancel the show to work on their marriage?
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OFF TO BED! See u 2morra twitters! GOODNIGHT & SWEET DREAMS!
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Destinys Child were an amazing band Cause you a bug a boo, a bug a boo .
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I got home from Volleyball and watched David Cook on Larry King Live. Really sad but good, especially when he talked about Archie!!
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@Shinybiscuit next to my 1 day as a potter and shelf stacker. yeys
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@soileronthetea is ON OUR SIDE NOW. dont DENY GREATNESS. they deserve to be WELL-LIKED
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@mussomitchel i love you mitchel!!! i almost....met you at dadeland here in miami FL but they closed the line right on me of course...
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*YAWN* good morning! its sundaaaay! the last day of weekend [gotta finish all the homeworks!]
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@evaangelinaxxx Philly is too far away
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I want a robot friend
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@petewentz yep and pissed
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Last first day back ever. OMG this is ruuuubbish! hold me.
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regrets opting out. it would be pretty cool to talk to a random stranger. *sad* oh hey...my ex boyfriend is online!!! WOW! yea...THAT ex!
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Why wont mercurial add the Resources directory in my Titanium project?? anyone else had this problem?
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@tattyted831 I know but I still hate it when I miss someone x
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@PembsDave I know - thats what Ive done every time before or "Ill just smoke when its a party" -suddenly Im partying every day..
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ACtually lets see if Simon can make a Granddad cry #bgt
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have 250+ pics to load to flickr........and uploader doesnt want to play
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Off to teach.. Be back at 5
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I want solo Ave Maria music. Can I find it? Nope
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@KarenLCat Im with you. And juju is wending its way to you, forthwith. Lemme know if I need to get on a plane ......
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1,967,436,872
omg i just played two softball games and we only had 7 girls so i played the whole outfield all by myself! aaahhh we lost... but had fun!
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off to pick up my daughters who appear to be picking up an unhealthy liking for primark...feel like a bad parent
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@therikrakshop Thanks so much!
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This is what sucks about running a beta of Firefox, I cant run YSlow.
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@KurtisBlow1 thanks! I think I will keep him!
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work till 4...shopping and spending the evening with adrian
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@PhantomPhreshy lmaoo ; how a shortie qet smacked ? haha shee taiqhttt
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@eivindreke that does sound appealing
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@1capplegate when youre back in the US, will you?
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@gordywhyte I dont think hed mind too much. Hed have to find me first anyhow
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tierd from judo training
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50-50 yall!!!! Lets keep up the voting http://tinyurl.com/64z95j GO VOTE FOR ME PLEASE LOTS OF TIMES PLEASE
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@syd87 doesnt it just suck to have to tweet via web? I feel your pain!
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just had a discussion with my mom about my grades from 2nd semester. 3 Bs and 3 Cs. i had a 3.13 GPA though! thats not too bad, right?
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the only bad thing is that i got sun burned! ( it sucks..... especially my face..... it hurts
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a new day, new week, new month, new season. maybe even a new reason
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Epic, rage inducing fail by #virgin trains. Behind schedule, staff in the dark. Told to change train, then to get back on. Lost my seat
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@kaitnolan Ships in the dawn, slipping in and out of the gray... May your Monday be great.
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@iMAGine90 Haterz & Fakes Can Ki$$ Her $wagg LOL!! Actually Shes Too Good For Them & They Dont Deserve To Be In Tha Same Place As Her!!
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@CurtJester hmm, already following tweetcatholic but im not on their list!
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Mhm you know when Aishlyn is happy.
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@Unknown_Heather Im sorry. Do You like your hair still?
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@sallymari No I think it sounds like a bargain! 2 for my Clio cost €200! Everything here is expensive. Have a great weekend!!
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It feels like Sunday, woah! Having an extra day off will do that to you Hoping to be productive though, maybe work on my fake careers...
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TweetDeck is sucking a huge amount tonight.
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@QueenTessa yep. i know that. but you know what, im really worried about my mom. (
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@HellaSound lol, just got it...boat rocks, you should be on boat too
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Thrift shopping sounds like a great plan for tonight
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@heidimontag your wedding looked amazing. congratulations to the both of you, may your life be filled with peace and love
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@shamisty you know it!
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jus got in form gettin ma hair done lovin ma new tattoo
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@PlasticBlue1990 hellzyeh! Thatd be awesome dude
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why does bass playing get so addictive. i need to eat but i cant put my bass down. ARGH HELP MEEEEE!!!!
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@tag I can never cycle gently when out on my own - instinct is always to push hard. Some buzzy therapy should fix it
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@courtSchenkl I think theyre on vacay for a bit til the festivals...just a guess
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@katyperry hey! Ms. Perry. thanks for the support to Adam during AI! much love.
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@lovebig Nothing! Sorry to be so boring
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home jusss finished highschool
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Up again. Freshening up then watchin a movie with da fams
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Im not even sad I dont get ABC. I have all the Harry Potter movies on dvd. I can fast forward Cedric "going to sleep".
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@meln4 I doubt ull b a bridezilla....there was one episode that was at my church....i havent seen it again tho
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omg shoes! im actually happy to buy shoes? well i am! haha =]
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In nj for the weekend. Baby shower and fathers day. Forgot my little cooler for stop at the fish market
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Although a lot of "good things"&sweet ppl this week,I still feel like it was be inconsiderate to Tess & let her pick up all my shit week.
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Good morning !
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im watching gossip girl
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I wish more things were "kidding."
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Bliss. Beer, pringles, hot salsa & peanuts. None of it healthy and all of it exactly what I need. Hangover here I come
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@fashionsta1987 no im not but im chillen wif me boo tomorrow so i guess im aiight with not doing nothing tonight lol
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Guess no one wants to talk to me on AIM
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Oh my gosh..8 days since ive been on here! Sweden is beautifully SUNNY. My knitting is looking amazing. Dog has been ill with fits again
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@stephvg just post the answer to the email addy and youll be in with a chance to win like everyone else
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great band, great name http://www.myspace.com/telephoneland
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Is at home sick today !
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i went to an engagement party today, as tow beautiful people i know are getting married soon. Katie and Rell, they are two amazing women
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is watching days of our lives
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@rogueanomaly - yup, on my writing hand! Not good. Ooh yeah paper cuts hurt loads as well
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jesus i feel so rough and where have all my caramel roses gone
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hanging with kt down by the lake!!! beautiful day!!!
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@chitneni iam not as photogenic as u.. even though i have some lakhs and lakhs of pics.. nothign is worth even to be pasted on walls..
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