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"Look at us -- standing around like a bunch of farm animals." "Why don't we ever sit down to eat breakfast?" "'Cause it makes your ass big." "Yeah, when you sit, the food goes down, it gets stuck in your cheeks." "Okay, I'm done." ""Dear Vince" " " Oh, here we go." " Okay." ""Dear Vince," ""I just want to let you know that I feel" ""we're in a very good place now." ""I know that we had very strong feelings" ""for each other, but I have been able to put that aside." ""I am virtually over it." ""And now we can get on with the business" ""of being friends." "Respectfully, Holly Anne Tyler."" "I love it." "What do you guys think?" " Never work." " Sick." "You all disgust me." "This letter is from my heart." "I am speaking from my soul's core." "Yeah, that's exactly where the food gets stuck." "Holly, people only write people letters to tell them they're over them when they're not over them." "You know what this is, don't you?" "It's a desperate attempt to make contact with Vince, and he's going to see right through you." "Well, I don't know if he's as smart as you." "Okay, listen to me." "The best way to get over somebody is to just get over them, okay?" "Go out, have fun, meet new boys, stay a virgin." "I could not agree more with 75% of what she just said." "Okay, we've got to get going." "Where are you going?" "We have a meeting with New York City Recycling." "All right." "You haven't had a new client in... 2 months, 17 days, and we don't have one yet." "How can you be so negative when Jupiter is in your 10th house?" "Everyone knows that's good for business." "It better be, or else my 11th house is going to be a cardboard box." "♪ Hey!" "♪" "♪ Uh-huh ♪" "♪ What I like about you ♪" "♪ You really know how to dance ♪" "♪ When you go up, down, jump around ♪" "♪ Talk about true romance ♪" "♪ Yeah ♪" "♪ Keep on whispering in my ear ♪" "♪ Tell me all the things that I wanna hear ♪" "♪ 'Cause it's true ♪" "♪ What I like ♪" "♪ That's what I like about you ♪" "♪ What I like ♪" "♪ That's what I like about you ♪" "♪ What I like about you ♪" "♪ That's what I like about you ♪" "♪ What I like about you ♪" "♪ Hey!" "♪" "Hey, hey, my dressing room " "I'm locked out of it." "Go open it for me." "What's the magic word?" "Manager!" "Shut up, girl." "Don't worry about these." "I'll get them." "Oh, actually, it's my fault." "I work here." "Oh." "Then stop stacking them so high and wobbly." "I bet your boyfriend would love this on you." "Oh, I don't have a boyfriend." "Do you want one?" "Are you selling them?" "Gary, where are those tops I wanted?" "Ow!" "I'm Greg." "Hi, I'm Holly." "Damn, I wish you were here a month ago." " Why?" " 'Cause then I would have met you sooner." "Okay, look, there's an explanation for that." "My brother told me that line was gold, and I don't know why I would listen to him, because he's 12." "What's she doing?" "Thanks." "I didn't like anything." "So you find something?" "Yep, another way to piss Gary off." "Hey, what was that all about?" " Why are you talking to Greg?" " He asked me out." "Oh, you got a date?" "That is fantastic." "Which one's Greg?" "Oh, he's cute." "No, no, no." "You can't go on a date with him." " Why not?" " He's the manager." "Oh, you're right." "People will think I'm a gold digger." "Look, Holly, I love my job, okay?" "It's the best job I've ever had." "I make great money, and I meet a lot of women." "Do you understand?" "Money." "Women." "What's your point?" "Well, let's just say you go out with Greg and he has a bad time." "Now, who do you think he's going to take that out on?" "Gary, calm down." "I want to go out on this date." "I need to go out on this date." "Henry is moving on." "Vince is moving on, and on, and on..." "What about Gary's needs?" "Don't you think you're being a little selfish here?" "I mean, Holly's finally starting to date again," " and I think " " Money." "Women." "Listen, if you're really and truly worried about it, then I won't go." "Thank you." "So what time is he picking you up?" "7:00." "Hey." "How was the meeting?" "You should have seen your sister." "She was on fire." "Yeah." "I was off the heezy, yo." "I had a pretty good day, too." "I have a date." " Ooh, with Vince?" " No, but way to bring me down." "It's with Gary's manager." "We're going to dinner tonight." "There." "See?" "What did I tell you?" "I know." "I did exactly what you said." "I went out, I had fun, I met a new guy, and I didn't stay a virgin." "No, I said stay a virgin." "[ gasps ] Oopsie." "Ooh, look, we have messages." "It's the recycle people." "I know it." "They're hiring us." "Get ready." "Remember this day." "This is the day our little mom-and-pop operation becomes a ruthless multinational thingy." "[ Woman ]:" "Hi, this message is for Valerie Tyler." "I'm calling from Stellar and McQueen Public Relations to confirm your job interview." "Please call us " "Stupid telemarketers." "You're looking for a job?" "And you didn't tell me?" "Okay, now, guys, just don't jump to conclusions, okay?" "It's not what you think." "I'm not going on a job interview." "No, see, there's this job interview, and, um, I'm going on it." "Why?" "Why?" "Because that's how they'll know if they want to hire me or not." "So you were just going to desert me." "No, unh-unh, no." "If by some chance I did get this job, then I was going to talk to them about you, too." "Oh, were you?" "Yeah, I was." "Great." "Well, thanks, sister, but I don't need your charity." "I don't need anything from you." "Lauren, I'm sure Val was " "No, please, okay?" "Don't say another word." "She and I are finished." "Yeah, I don't need to work with a secretive, backstabbing, icky lady." "I'll just go find another job." "Lauren, aren't you acting a little " "No." "No." "I'm going to start my own public relations company, and it will be bigger and better than anything you've ever dreamed of." "So if you will excuse me," "I am going to go research just exactly what it is we do." "[ sighs ]" "I saw you look at your watch." "So?" "That's rude." "Well, I'm bored." "What, you don't think I'm bored?" "You don't think I'm dying to look at my watch?" "I want Holly to come back from her date just as bad as you, but you don't see me going around looking at my watch, but I guess we was just raised different." "Hey, guys." " Hey." " Hey." "Hi, order for Val Tyler." "Lauren?" "That's Tyler with a "t" as in traitor?" "Yes, here is your fell-on-the-floor tuna melt with a side of loogie slaw." "Will you be needing any ketchup?" "All right, until Holly gets here, we may as well have a chat." "We've never had a civil conversation with each other." "This is a good test." "You mean really talk?" "Yeah, tell me about yourself." "Tell me something I don't know." "I've had thoughts of making out with you." "Ooh!" "Holly!" "Thanks, bro." "Greg, Holly, hey, how's it going?" "How's it going?" "Ha ha ha." "Is he happy?" "Having fun yet?" "Is my job safe?" "Tina's weird." "Look at the two of you together, looking like two little turtledoves." "You know, Holly is such a nice girl." "She's always spoken so highly of you." "Aw." "Yeah, well, we had a really great time." "Greg's really into astronomy." "He knows all of the constellations." "I had no idea how into it he was when he asked me out." "No idea." "Astronomy, huh?" "That's fascinating." "I mean, you know, Holly has spoken so highly of astronomy." "Hey, tomorrow night, there's going to be a lunar eclipse." "Get out!" "You know, Holly said she had a terrace." "I was trying to talk her into watching it at her place." "You guys should come, too." "Well, you know, I would love to, but unfortunately, you have me scheduled to work tomorrow night." "Gary, don't worry about it." "I think I can pull a few strings." "That's right." "Ha ha!" "You can pull some strings." "Because you're my boss." "And you control my destiny, just in case anyone here at this table has forgotten that." "Well, I'm gonna have to ask my sister, because she's kind of weird about people on our terrace looking at eclipses." "Oh, that's cool." "Excuse me for a second?" "Oh, my God!" "I am so sorry." "You poor thing." "It's worse than you think." "Have you ever been on a date with a star freak on a very clear night?" "Do you have any idea how many constellations there are?" "Gary, I'm sorry." "I don't want to cause trouble for you at work, but there's, like, no connection." "No, no, no." "Can't you just hang in there for two more months?" "I need Presidents' Day weekend off for a ski trip." "Okay, here's what I'll do for you." "I will stay with him until... he comes back from the bathroom." "Oh, come on, you're my friend." "I am, and I would do anything for you, but this is not going to happen." "I mean, I really don't care if the sun is a "star"" "and he so, so does." "Well, I'm not letting the two of you out of my sight." "You can't break up with him in front of people." "Gary, I would break up with him in front of his entire family at his beloved nana's funeral." "I don't like him." "Oh, hey, before you sit down, you and I need to take a little walk." " Hey." " Vince, oh." " How you doing?" " Hey." "I'm on an awesome date!" "[ Holly ]: [ phony laughter ]" "It was crazy!" "It was like I was looking at sweaters, and then I knocked some over, and then Greg picked 'em up!" "It was like a movie." "That's great." "Good for you." "Yeah." "Fate was kind to us." "That is such a cute story." "Should we tell them what happened the first night we met?" "No...no, no, no." "All right, guys, we're gonna get going." "It was good to meet you, Greg." "This was cool." "We should..." "hang out sometime." "Uh, I'm having a party at my house tomorrow night to celebrate the lunar eclipse." "You guys should come." "I don't know..." "Oh, come on." "Eclipse, total, no moon, pure dark." "You guys should come." "It's gonna rock." "Ooh...you and me, outdoors, dark..." "I like the sound of that." "Oh, well, we have lots of lights, too -- very bright lights -- you can see us from space." "It's true." "They have satellites that can read your license plate from space." "Isn't he smart?" "Yeah." "It sounds cool." "We'll be there." "It was nice to meet you guys." " Bye." " Bye." "I can't wait for you to see the lunar penumbra." "What?" "Hi." "Oh, thank God you're finally home." "The recycle people left you a message." " They want to hire you." " What?" "Come listen, come listen!" "Val, do you know what this means?" "I can't believe it." "Why?" "Lauren said you were great." "They loved you." "You were on fire." "No, I just got back from my interview at Stellar and McQueen, and they offered me the job right on the spot." "Oh, well, now you don't have to take it." "I mean, you said this account would be the best thing ever." "Yeah, but so is this job." "Yeah, but you'd still be working for somebody else." "Holly, they had so much Sweet'n'Low." "And -- and boxes and boxes of Zone bars." "Yeah, if there was something you want and you don't see it, then they have it in "the back."" "So you're going to quit your own business for Zone bars and a sugar substitute?" "I don't know." "I mean, when I went to that office today, there were elevators and people and life and noise and " "What do you think I should do?" "[ imitating Val ] I don't know." "It's just when I got up this morning and I got dressed and I went to that office, the atmosphere just seemed to fit, you know?" "I just felt...safe." "You haven't been feeling safe?" "Actually, no." "I've been feeling kind of scared." "Oh, come on, why?" "I worry, you know?" "I worry about you, I worry about Lauren." "Well, stop." "Stop worrying about everybody else, and make this decision for you." "Really?" "Really." "Oh, thank you." "You are the best." "What the hell is that?" "My date's telescope." "I'm throwing an eclipse party tonight." "You're throwing a party?" "Don't you think you should've told me?" "Probably shoulda." "I don't see what's so exciting about an eclipse." "I mean, if you don't want to see the moon, don't look at it." " Hey." " Hey." "I've been ignoring Vince all night." "Look at him." "It's driving him crazy." "Yeah, it's killing him." "All right, get ready, because I'm about to kick it up a notch." " Good luck." " Thanks." "Hey!" "Want to look through the telescope?" "The penumbra is impressive." "That's all right." "'Cause I'd rather look at you." "[ clears throat ]" "Hey, I bet we could get a better look from up here." "No." "Actually, this " "Move it!" "[ stomps ]" "That's better." "[ clears throat ]" "Now, tell me about that penumbra thing again." "Well, a penumbra..." "Mm-hmm?" "That's this area of partial illumination." "Ooh, illumination!" "Pernumber." "I'm really, really glad I met you." "Yeah, I'm glad I met you, too." "I can't even believe this is happening." "This is one of the most awesome nights of my life." "I can't do this." "What?" "Come here." "I'm so sorry." "I'm a horrible, horrible person, and you're so sweet, but I like that guy out there, and I was just " " I know." " You know what?" "You're in love with that guy." "I knew as soon as I saw you looking at him at the diner." " But I was just " " Using me." "I know." "It's okay." "I was using you, too." "When I found out you had this awesome terrace, all I could think about was how perfect the lunar view would be." "And plus, you were like kissing me and stuff." "It was a win-win." "Wow, I'm really glad to hear that, because I was feeling awful." "No problem." "Hmm." "Seriously, if I wasn't madly in love with that guy," "I would totally hang out with you." "Yeah." "Listen, I've been waiting 4 1/2 years for this eclipse, so...unless you want to make out some more " "No." "Go ahead." "So, what's going on with Greg?" "Did you come on too strong?" "Am I fired?" "Well, you know, it doesn't matter." "Who cares about money and women anyway, huh?" "Hey, look at the moon." "It's kind of cool." "Yeah, it is." "Maybe it would be better if you looked at that." "Hey." "It's cool, huh?" "We're not gonna go blind looking at that, are we?" "That's a sun eclipse, dumb-ass." "So, that was an interesting little conversation we had at the diner last night." "Was it?" "I don't remember." "It's all a blank." "You're weird." "Dude, relax." "I was just yanking your chain about the whole making out stuff." "Give me a break." "I knew that." "You know what I'm saying?" "I'm not trippin'." "I am never, ever, ever having an eclipse party again." "I don't know." "That Greg guy was kind of cute." "Yeah, well, I'm glad you think that, because with the lunar view from our terrace, he may never leave." "Oh." "Oh, good." "I was just coming to " "Hello, Holly Anne." "I see you're with your guardian." "I'm just gonna wait inside." "Do you have a second?" "Holly, I " "How are you?" "Aw..." "Hey." "Okay." "Okay, come here." "Aw..." "It's so good to see you." "So good." "You too." "Um, here, sit down." "Okay." "Man, feels like I haven't seen you in forever." "How've you been?" "You look great." "Thanks." "Yeah, so do you." "Wait, what's the matter?" "Nothing." "I'm fine." "Holly, come on." "No, seriously, I'm fine." "Okay." "So, what's going on with you?" "Um, how are things with Vince?" "Oh, God, he's, um... hey, can we talk about this yet?" "I mean, are we friendly enough?" "I don't know." "Let's see." "[ clears throat ] How's Vince?" "Stupid." "Yes, we can do this." "I don't know if anything's gonna happen with me and Vince." "Why?" "What happened?" "Well, he's got a lot of girlfriends, and even if we did eventually...you know," "I don't know if he knows how to have a relationship." "Well, maybe if the right person comes along, he'll, uh...oh." "Hey." "Oh." "Kate." "Yeah, she had a late class." " Hi, Holly." " Hey." "Hi." "Um... oh, you may kiss." "Hey, so did you guys see the lunar eclipse tonight?" "Oh, yeah, the pernundrum was very impressive." "Oh, um, I'm sorry." "I would have ordered you something," " but I didn't know " " Oh..." "Kate, I, uh..." "I stole these from across the street." "I know how you hate that refined white sugar." "That is so sweet." "Well, you know..." "I do my best." "Okay, I wasn't really that mad that you were looking for another job." "I was mostly mad because you were feeling all this pressure and you didn't tell me." "You know, maybe I could have done something to help." "I guess I didn't think I was even gonna get that job, so I figured, what was the point of upsetting everybody?" "Well, whatever you decide, just know that I will be totally okay with it." "I'm not taking that job." "Oh, thank God." "I was ready to kill myself." "So, we're open for business tomorrow if you want to come back." "Of course I want to come back, but do you swear that this is what you want to do?" "Positive." "When I was talking to the head of the company," "I was telling her how I was trying to start my own business, and get this -- she was jealous of me." "Why, was she butt-ugly?" "No." "She told me the most exciting time in her life was when she was trying to get her business off the ground." "She said she almost quit a million times, but when she finally made it, it was so worth it." "I want what she has -- minus the three divorces and the lesbian rebound." "Hey." "So, what's up?" "Lauren, you coming back to work for Val?" "Actually, I'm thinking about keeping both jobs." "You know me." "I got to keep my plate full." "I am a big-time overachiever!" "Lauren, Jesse's husband called." "She just went into labor." "Can you cover her shift?" "No can do."

"Elegio, how may I help you?" "Yes, I'd like to make a reservation for tonight, please." " Sorry." "We're booked months in advance." " Okay." "I understand." "Thank you very much." "Elegio reservations, how may I help you?" "Order." " Is that ready?" "Thanks." " Yeah." "Gets another dollop of the burrata." "There you go." "No problem." "I can get that for you, sir." "Okay, you know what?" "So, yeah, you know he could be here any minute now." "Ah, heh-heh." "Oh, look, you know what?" "He's right there." "That's my friend." "Will you be my boyfriend?" "Just for a minute." " You're not a serial killer, are you?" " That depends." "How many times does it take to get to "serial"?" "Five." "Oh, no, we're good." "Jess." "Nicky." "Heh." "Burgundy." "Very good." " It's very confusing, isn't it?" " Hm." "How do you know it all?" " Mostly from drinking." " Mm." "Yeah." "More you drink, more you learn." "In that case, I am, uh, the foremost expert in Jägerbombs." "I will walk you through it all..." "It's been a pleasure to serve you, Chef Oshowole." "Chef who?" "Uh, Oshowole." "Yeah." "Heh." "You know, it may be the roofies talking, but this was really fun." "Thank you." "Thank you for rescuing me." " Yeah." "We showed him." " Yeah." "Gotta respect him." "He left it all on the field." " That's what I'm missing out on tonight?" " Ha-ha-ha." "Can I walk you somewhere?" "Actually, I'm staying here." "Upstairs." "Oh, really." " Oh, my God." "It's my husband." " Shut the fuck up." " Jared, wait." " Whoa, whoa!" "Whoa!" " I'll fucking kill you." " Just let him go." "No fucking way." "He's fucking dead." "Give me one fucking reason why I shouldn't do it." " I'm drawing a blank." " What?" "I think you should shoot me." "Let's be honest, you've been aggrieved." "Don't mess with him, Nicky, he's done hard time." "I've done fucking hard time." "If you had any idea what I was about to do to her..." " Shut up, man." " She was gonna be no good to you after that." " So you should really shoot me." " What the fuck?" " What kind of stuff are we talking about?" " Saudi bachelor party shit." "Saudi bachelor party?" "R. Kelly drop-cloth shit." "Please, come on, shoot me." "Stop fucking around." "I'm gonna fucking kill you." "You'd really be doing me a favor." "Cancer." "Tumor the size of a peach." "Pull the trigger, you'll see." "You...?" "You got cancer?" " He's onto us." " Shit!" "I knew this wasn't gonna fucking work!" " You guys suck." " Just give us the money." " Or?" " He'll shoot you in the neck." "I don't wanna shoot a guy with cancer." "Grandma Mukulski had cancer." " He doesn't have cancer, you idiot!" " You guys really boned this thing." "First of all, you gotta wait till she gets my pants off." "And then you gotta give me a chance to run." "That's how you get the money." "And you never drop the con." "You never break." "Die with the lie." "When did you make us?" "Uh, when you stole the wallet from the bum downstairs." "Bullshit." "No, real shit." "Then why'd you come up here if you're so smart?" "Professional curiosity." "And I like boobs, you know." "I figured it was a win-win." " All thumbs, sweetheart." "It was a bum lift." " It was a great lift." "Please." "He was so shithoused, you could've taken his appendix." "You suck." "You really should be more aware." "I've been behind you for two blocks." "You didn't see me?" "I don't have eyes in the back of my head." "Well, if you're gonna play this game, you might wanna grow a pair." "I can take care of myself." "No, you're gonna get hurt." "Let me buy you coffee." "I don't drink coffee." "Fine." "Fine." "So, what's your thing?" " Inside?" "Roper?" "You can tell me." " Mm." "Everything." "Been in this game so long." " I wanna cannon." "That's what I wanna do." " Oh, really?" " Yeah." " Yeah, okay." "My grandfather used to run a crooked game in Harlem." "Eventually, my father started shilling for him." "Uh..." "One day they get burned." "Mobbed-up guy catches them throwing signals." "Everybody's guns come out." "Standoff." "No way out." "Except one." "The Toledo Panic Button." "What the hell is that?" "You shoot your partner." "It proves you're not together." "You kill your partner?" "You hope you don't." "Does it work?" "He's 0 for 3." "So your father killed your grandfather?" "That's the world you're in." "Dabblers get killed." "Look, I wasn't born into this like you." "I was a dyslexic foster kid." "No prospects, no future." "I mean, it's a minor miracle I'm not a hooker right now." " Tutor me." " No." " Why not?" " I'm headed out of town." "Well, wait, look, I can pay you." " If that helps." " Whose wallet is that?" "Uh, "Dr. Peter Woshilak."" "All right, we're gonna make this quick because it's really cold." "Now I'm gonna show you a few touches, but at the end of the day this is a game of focus." " That's very clever." " All right, now, attention is like a spotlight." "And our job is to dance in the darkness." "I didn't even feel you take that." "The human brain is slow, and it cannot multitask." "Jesus." "When...?" "All right, I'm sure you can flip a leather on its feet." "But what we're talking about is much more complex than that." " When did you take my wallet?" " You take Zumba?" "It's actually a really good cardio workout." "Thank you very much." "You're thinking with your hands." "You gotta get inside the vic's head." "Perceive from their perspective." "Human behavior is very predictable." "If I look at my hand, it naturally pulls your gaze and allows me to enter your space." "But when I look up at you, it causes you to look directly at me." "Cute." "I touch you here, I steal from here." "I tap you here, I steal from here." "I step to here..." " You're not gonna slap my face, are you?" " Why?" "You would if you knew where my hand was." "Okay, I get it." "I get it." "You get their focus you can take whatever you want." "You be safe." "So why do I like this place?" "Lots of space." "Doesn't open for a month or two." "We can tie into multiple lines, diffuse our footprint, keep hopping DNS addresses." "Plus military-grade fiber." "How many bathrooms?" "Fat-Ass Farhad is flying in." " Two, coed." "He still got irritable bowel?" " Yep." "Man, he should do a cleanse." "Horst, he is a 400-pound Persian." "He is not gonna do a cleanse." "Where you been staying?" "Hyatt again?" "Yep." "I love the brunch." " You should stop by." " No, no brunch." "I'm doing a cleanse." "The horses are in the gate." "And they're off!" " Hyatt Rewards card, in my wallet." " Admit that you're impressed." "I got your wallet and I found you all the way down here." "Please." "World Series, Final Four the Sugar Bowl, Super Bowl, any big event like this is sucker central." "Well, I still found you." "That's gotta count for something." "So how many Hyatts did you have to go to?" "All three, five times each." " I want in." " Maybe I'm just here to watch the game." "I asked around who ran the game in Harlem." "The Limehouse Kid is your grandfather." "Bucky Spurgeon is your father." ""Father" is a very generous term." "And you're Nicky Spurgeon." "They call you "Mellow."" " I'm all crewed up, sweetie." " Oh, come on." "Please!" "Can we...?" "Can we just...?" "Can we skip the part where I speak through thinly veiled allure and lead you to believe there's some earth-shattering hump in the works?" "Because I suck at that kind of stuff." "I just want in." " No earth-shattering hump in the works?" " No." " I don't even get "thinly veiled allure"?" " No." "No baby voice?" "No lingering eye contact?" "I am hopeless." " That's all my favorite shit." " I'm sorry." "Can I suggest that you learn?" "Professionally." "Well, I mean, you could..." "You could show me in your room?" " That is so bad." " Is it?" " Does it feel sexy on your face?" " A little." "It does." "Okay, let's go." " Wait, where are we go...?" "Wait, am I in?" " No." " This is Horst." " Hello, Jess." " Hi." " Nicky told me you were coming." " You're such a dick." "Ha-ha-ha." "Yeah, he gets that a lot." "Let's go." "What are you, a size 4?" "Why do I have to wear this?" "No one looks at your hands when you got that working for you." " I can't breathe." " First, we stick to rich folks." "And no one with a cane or a wheelchair, it's bad luck." "Tommy's the shade, Gareth's the stick." "All eyes on me until I make the mark." "Once I fan him, I tug my lapel." "Two fingers means it's a prat poke." "Three fingers means the leather's an insider." "If it's a cordeen or an ox tongue, I'll scratch my nose." "Unless I use my thumb, which means I am actually scratching my nose." "Left or right tail I'll cock my head, but keister kicks are 95 percent of it." "So you just do the touch, and I ding the poke in the nearest mailbox, okay?" "I'm sorry, what?" "Okay, plan B. You two, come with me." "Excuse me, please, we're so lost." "It was excellent." "You wanna wire?" "Let me wire." "Ponytail's your mark." "Right bridge." "Right rear pocket." "My bad." " That was nice." " Okay." "I got this." " What?" " Give me some shade." "Wait." "Ooh!" "Oh." "Sorry." "My heel keeps..." "You're such a gentleman." "Derrick knows how to treat a lady." "Married?" " Dude!" " Didn't mention that, did he?" "All right." "Thank you, boys." "You're in." "Really?" " Congratulations, you're a criminal." " Okay, what now?" " Want me to do the primer?" " I got it." "There's a flight landing every two minutes at Louis Armstrong." "Whoever's not here for the game's here for the party." "Every one of them looking to drink big, bet big cheat on their spouses, and it all costs money." "There are boost teams at all the major hotels." "They hit quick and get out before anybody ever knows what happened." "And if you think for one second I'm gonna let your mother talk to me like that, you are fucking crazy!" "I'm a grown-ass man!" "Why are you yelling at me?" "There's card games everywhere." "And they let anyone with enough cash in." "Chances are, at least one of those guys you don't know is a mechanic who can work a deck like Bill Clinton works a crowd." "All in." "Full boat." "I swear I've never had four of a kind before!" "Ha!" "Sorry, coach." "I've never had four of a kind." "Hey, come on, coach." " Motherfucker!" "What the fuck!" " You win some, you lose some, right?" "That's it." "Get the fuck out of here." "Come on, let's go." "Move." " Um, it's my husband!" " I'll kill you!" " Give me my pants!" " Go!" "No, just run!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Stop!" "Baby!" "Stop!" "Baby!" "Married guys are the best." "Who they gonna tell?" " I will kill you!" " It's my husband!" "Every minute there's something going on down here." "Every bar, restaurant, hotel, everywhere." "Guys working alone, working in teams." "Not just cash either." "Identity theft and credit card spoofing are big too." "You can skim the data right off a credit card in about a second." "But boosting a wallet only gives you an hour before the vic gets wise and the cards are canceled." "So you put the card back." "By the time the mark gets wise, he's in Youngstown arguing with his wife over the charges we rack up before the bill comes." "A skimmer swipes the card and records the keystrokes so you can get the pin too." "Look, you see that?" "Oh, wow, did he make that?" "Yeah." "A few years back he replaced the credit card terminals at about a dozen 99 Cent Stores in L.A." "Took down a few million before they caught on." "What does a guy like that do with that kind of money?" "He, uh, financed his own line of gravies." "Uh, yeah, he just..." "That's his seat." "Just let him..." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Who's the girl?" "Her name is Jess, Farhad." "She's our intern." "Ah." "You're hitting that?" "I'm right here." " No, Farhad, I'm not hitting that." " You should hit that." "Yeah." "Hi." "Still right here." "I'd totally hit that." "He's fucking with me, right?" "Right?" " She talks a lot." " Smile." "Thank you." "I'll get this loaded in." " Shouldn't take long." " Get a digital camera." "So we're about 30 strong, everybody gets a percentage." "We cover bribes and fall money for anybody who gets pinched, knock wood." "We sell the ATM data to a guy in Singapore." "The shopaholics here buy merchandise which we overnight back to ourselves and resell on the gray market." "Yesterday we bought 200 MacBook Airs." "Oh, my God." "That is incredible." " Oh, do you think that maybe I...?" " No." "Sell everything." "Take no chances." "So, what about the big con?" "I thought you were all big time." "Oh, you mean the one where we make so much money we all retire and get yachts and boob jobs." "Yeah, that's a fantasy." "We are in the volume business." "Safer that way." "Hey, Jen, I need a dime." "I got bit at the track." "Come on, girl." "Thank you, baby." "Clean card, clean ID, everything you need." "Thank you." "Well, don't thank me yet." "Got a lot of work to do." "Tough week ahead." "I know." "So, what now?" "There's a key card in there." "Um..." "I got you another place." "I think you'll like it." "Wow, thanks." "Do you know how I can get a cab there?" "I can give you a ride." "Yeah?" "That'd be great." "I mean if it's okay with you." " It's fine with me." " Is it okay with you?" "Yeah." "You sure?" "You seem like a pretty good driver." "You can count on me." "Can I?" " Most would say no." " Mmm." "You seem trustworthy." "Maybe you should take that cab." " Yeah." " Okay." " Okay." " All right." " Aw." "Who's that?" " This is my little girl, Mina." "Cute." " My son, Dani." " Oh, that's sweet." " That's my wife, Lida." " Pretty." "That's my dick." "Cool." " Sorry about that." " That's okay." " That's my dog." " Aw." "Hate it." "So you've known, um..." "You've known Nicky a long time?" "Uh, ten years." "Why?" "I'm just wondering." "Okay, you got me." " We're sleeping together, okay?" " Mm." "Mm-hm." " Like the ancient Greeks." " Ha-ha-ha." "Actually, I don't know." "I mean, I like the guy, I do but people aren't really his bag, so it's hard to tell sometimes." "Yeah, I guess you can't blame him." "I mean, he told me about that thing with his dad and his grandfather." "It was crazy." "He told you that?" "I mean, I've heard that story, but never from him." "Really?" " You must throw a mean one." "Damn." " Ha-ha." "I'm really gonna miss sucking his dick." "So's he." "Stop it." " All right, you ready?" " Yep." "Aah!" "Frank?" "Frank!" "Oh, my God, somebody help." "Please, please, somebody help." "Baby, we're getting you someone." "Okay?" "Just stay with me." "Stay with me, goddamn it." "Somebody get someone!" "Somebody call a doctor." "Is there a doctor?" "I need a doctor." "Doctor, help me." "My husband's just had a heart attack." "I don't know what to do." "I'm so worried." "Frank?" "Frank?" "Can you hear me?" " Oh, my God!" "Somebody call 911!" " Hey, Frank." "Frank!" "Who was the cop with the wandering hands?" "Oh, he was real." "He just stumbled in." "Who hits on a grieving widow?" "I guess that's just how fantastic you look in that dress." "What's a girl to do?" "I can think of a couple things she could do." " Yeah, me too, actually." " Mmm." "I think we should start with oral." "Just saying." "Come on, man, I'm right here." " Sorry." " Sorry." "Everybody!" "Everybody." "Everybody, everybody." "Can I get your attention?" "Uh..." " What you laughing at?" "Ha-ha-ha." "Record-setting week." "And I wanna say congratulations to you all." "After expenses $1.2 million." "Great work, great work." "After the big game's over tomorrow, this place gets bleached down." "Anything not nailed to the floor goes in the incinerator." "Horst here has all of your travel money." "Once you get home, I will wire you all your cuts." "Thank you, guys, really." " To Nicky." " To Nicky!" "Nicky!" "No, no, no." "Farhad, not Forehead." " What's that mean?" " Doesn't matter." "Stay juicy." "That's all of it, 1.2?" "Do not let it leave your sight." "You promise?" " Uh, yeah, I promise." " No dogs or ponies." "Hey." " How long have you known me?" " No, just look." "Look at me." "Man to man." "No gambling, okay?" "Yes, dear." "I'll see you when I see you." "You guys are so cute." "I'm tired." "Okay." "Wanna go to the game tomorrow?" "You have tickets?" "Of course." "It's one of the perks of the business." "Oh, uh..." "Did you mean these tickets?" "Okay, you're gonna need to stop that, all right?" " Stop showing off." " Ha-ha-ha." " An exit interview?" " Yes." " Oh, my God." "Are you serious?" " Tell me." "So you mean like, uh:" ""Jess is a hard worker, honest and prompt." "I believe she'll be a valuable asset to your team at Sizzler of San Bernardino."" "No, not a reference, you dick." "Criticism." "Constructive criticism." "Uh, really?" " Are you serious?" " Yes." "Okay." "Okay." "You got a light touch." "You know, you're kind of invisible out there." "And you're calm." "You know, you get upside down, you don't panic." "You adjust." "You actually rally when the going gets tough, which is rare." "And I been in this for a really, really long time." "And I've never seen anything like you." "Thank you." "But I was actually talking about the sex." "Please, there's a thousand hos better than you." "Whoa!" "Please!" "I can't believe you said that!" "You're just laying there." "You know?" "I'm like, "Come on, is this thing on?"" " You're mean." " Mm." " Why Mellow?" " Hm?" "Why do they call you Mellow?" "Oh." "Yeah, you know, I don't like that name." "I know, but why do they call you that?" "Oh, my dad just started calling me that." "And?" "And I don't like it." "Ow." "Ow!" "My dad, he said, um there's two kinds of people in this world." "There's hammers and nails." "You decide which one you wanna be." "He said there's no room for heart in this game." "That shit'll get you killed." "He, uh..." "He said I was soft." "So he started calling me marshmallow." " Mellow." " Yeah." "You're a big old marshmallow, you are." "Mm-mm." "I'm gonna get some more wine." "Do you want some?" " Nope, I'm good." " Okay." "Where are we going?" "How did you get these tickets?" "Just one of the many wonderful things about being me." "This Hall of Famer is a three-time champion MVP with Chicago." "Let's give a Superdome welcome to Billy Canady." "Brevings on the kick for the Miami Threshers." "Is this a bad time to mention I don't really like football?" "Yeah." "Like the worst time possible." "I'm sorry." "It just seems like a lot of standing around all the time." "Are you kidding?" "Don't you think?" "I..." "Well, you were really excited about the tickets." "No, I am." "I'm so excited." "I just don't get the game." "Okay, I get it." "All right." "Um..." "You know what?" "Forget football." "We can still have fun." "All right." "Hot dogs!" "Get your hot dogs right here!" " Let me get one." " Right there." "I will bet you $1 that that guy does not catch that hot dog." " Down there?" " Yep." "Okay." "Oh." "How did you know that?" "Because that guy cannot throw." "He knocked this old lady's glasses off about 10 minutes ago." "Okay." "Okay." "Ooh." " Okay, um..." " Whoo!" "Down there." "Shirtless guy with the body paint." "Ten says he's too drunk to get up for the wave." " Are you sure?" "His team is on a drive." " Are you in or out?" " I'm in." " Okay." "Don't do it." " Yes!" " Really?" " Really?" " I know my drunks." "So you're a fan?" "You're considering yourself a fan?" "Thank you!" "Okay." "We're even now." " All right." "Hold on, no, no." "A tiebreaker." " Okay." "Um, okay." "Mamita with the short shorts." " Oh, yeah." " See her?" "How many guys are gonna look at her ass as she walks up the aisle?" "Closest one wins." " End seats only?" " End seats only." " At least eight." " Eight?" " Mm-hm." " Three." "Five." "Can I get in on this?" "Sure, 10 bucks, Mr...?" "Liyuan." "I say five guys look." "Sure thing." "Okay." "There's one." " Two." " Yeah." " Three." " Three." " Four." "Sorry." " I'm out." "I'm done." "Five." " And it's six." " Come on." "Six." "Seven!" "Yes!" "I'm the closest!" "I know my leches too." "Money, money, money." "Okay, okay." "I want justice." "I want my money back." "Make another bet." " Okay." " I want my change." "Okay." "Which team draws the next penalty?" "I don't know football." "You boys play." "Okay." "Defense." "How much?" " One thousand." " Ooh." "Yeah." "I'll do the thousand." "We have holding!" "Number 77!" "On the offense." " Ten-yard penalty." " Yes!" "Okay, 5000." "Do they pass or run?" " Five thousand." " Oh, wow." " He's been drinking." "Definitely." " He is..." "Yeah." "I have." " Okay." "You call it." " They run." "They run." "Three-18!" "Hut!" "Yeah!" "They run, they run!" "Yeah!" "Ooh." "Ouch." "Yeah." "Ouch is right." "Ouch is right." " On that note, I'm gonna get a drink." " Yeah." "Me too." " Double or nothing." "Your bet." " No, I'm good, man." "Thank you." "No." "Easy bet." "Easy bet." "They make this kick, you win." "Good odds, huh?" "They always make this kick." "You can't lose." "Come on, I want to play." "I like you." "You can't lose." "Oh, come on, I want to play." " How much?" " Double or nothing, 10,000." "Oh, too much?" "All right, 10 grand." "Three-42!" "Hut!" " Really?" " Oh, no." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm such a lucky guy." "Maybe we should just get going." "Come on." "All right." "Ahem." "Wait, hold up." "Hold up." "Fifty." " Say again?" " Fifty grand." " Nicky." " It's all right." "Okay?" " Okay." " Relax." "Um, he's not gonna return the kick." "On the kickoff he'll take a knee." "Ahem." "Ah." "Now you make things interesting." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "We good?" " Nicky?" " Relax." " Wow." "Oh." " It's okay." " It's okay." " All right." "Hold it, hold on." "Give me one second." "Give me a second." "Give me a second." "Give me a second." "A hundred grand." "One hundred thousand." "Yep." "You don't have 100,000." "Yeah, I do." "You can't do that." "Next play." "Pass incomplete." "I say he catches it." "Wow." "You've gotta be fucking kidding me." "We're going." "We're going." "All of it." " One-point-one million." " Nicky." "Nicky, that is my money too." "High card takes it all." "You are crazy." "I like it." "After you." "Thank you." "What is that you said, tomo ha de?" "What's that?" "It's just an expression." "It's hard to explain." "Rough translation's "I am fucked."" "I'm sorry, friend." "That's what happens when you play with the big boys." "Oh, fuck me." "Double it." " Oh, man." "Dude, what are you doing?" " I'm good for it." "Double it." "You got a problem, my friend." "Take those binoculars." "Pick any player on or off the field." "And I will guess the number." "Any player?" "That's like 100-to-1." "It's good odds for you." "Two million." "That's fucking crazy." "I don't like it." "Okay." "Okay." "I'll sweeten it for you." "You pick the player." "And she'll guess the number." "What?" "You're fucking crazy." "But I can't turn down free money." "You got a bet." "Ha-ha." "Alvin." "What are you doing?" "Don't drag me into this." "What, it's not enough you lost everyone's money?" "My money?" "Ugh, she sounds like my wife." "Get your hands off me." "You're sick." " Hey, come on." "Wait, wait." " Don't put your hands on her." " What the hell is your problem?" " Steven, stop!" "Bah-bah-bah." "Tell him to keep his damn hands to himself!" "I understand." "I understand." "I am sorry." "He has gotten carried away." "He likes pretend he is the Kevin Costner and I am the Whitney Houston." " The hell!" " Steven." "Please." "He just knows that I want to play." "Let's play." "Look at me." "Hey." "Please, don't make me do this, Nicky." "Please." " Just pick." " Don't make me do this." " Jess." " Just let me go." "Just do it." "Pick a fucking player." "Please, don't make me do this, Nicky." "Please." "Please." "Okay." "I got one." "Do you want me to write it down?" "No, I trust you." "Nicky." "Then it's her turn." "Just do it." "Pick." "Pick a fucking player." "He's crazy, I know." "But it will be his fault." "Not yours." "Team, let's go!" "Don't take a chance!" "Fair catch if you have to!" "Set up to run!" "Let's go!" "I don't know." "I don't..." "Look." "I give you one chance to back down, okay?" "No hard feelings." "Pick." "Wow." "I guess..." "I guess number..." "Wait." "Number 55." "No." "No." "No, no, no, no fucking way!" "That is unbelievable!" "How did you do that?" "I'm right?" " Fuck!" " Am I right?" " Yes!" "You're fucking right!" " I'm right?" " Fucking shit!" "You're fucking right." " Oh, my God." " That is great." " You're not mad?" " No fucking way!" "I'm not..." "Mwah.... mad." " No?" "We have got to go to Vegas." "Right now." "I have a jet." "Oh, that was incredible." "Did you see what she just did?" "And, you." "You." "Oh, you have got some big fucking balls." "You are my new fucking hero." " Double or nothing?" " No!" "No fucking way!" "Get the fuck out of my suite!" "Now!" "Yeah!" "First down, baby!" "First down!" "We're good!" "We're good!" "We're good, coach." "Consider your debt settled." "I am going to kill you." "Kill me later." "I'm going to kill you!" " What?" " You did great." "You did great." "Oh, my God." "How did you do that?" "Liyuan Tse." "Legendary gambler." "He bets on everything." "Anything." "Huge cash bets, all the time." "Once the Bellagio put Bill Gates out of the high-roller's suite because Liyuan was flying in." "He is the perfect vic." "But how did you know who he was gonna pick?" "We told him to." "We been telling him all day." "From the moment he left his hotel room, we've been priming him." "Programming his subconscious." "He's been seeing the number 55 all day long." "On the elevator." "In the lobby." "Even the stick pin on the doorman." "Not only that, we loaded his route from the hotel to the stadium." "He looks out the window, primers are everywhere." "Now, he doesn't see it, but he does." "There's no getting around it." "He even sees Farhad." "I'm trying to drive, you Rhino bitch!" "Fuck the Rhinos!" "Fuck the Rhi..." "Suggestions are everywhere." "From the number of flowers in a vase to the tramp stamp on the hooker we sent to his room last night." "That is genius." "Yeah." "And it's not only what he sees." "It's what he hears." "The Mandarin word for "five" is woo." "There are 124 "woo-woos" in "Sympathy for the Devil."" "Now, he's not registering it, but it's all there." "So when he picks up those binoculars, looks out on the field sees a familiar face with the number 55 on his jersey some tittie voice in the back of his mind says: "That's it."" "And he thinks it's intuition." "And he picks." "Do you want me to write it down?" "And you, being in the dark, was the convincer." "We call that the "Little Blind Mouse."" "I'm the "Blind Mouse"?" "You're such an asshole." "You can't tell me that's 100-percent real." "Well, it's probabilistic." "Farhad has it at about 59 percent but it's better than Vegas." "And what if he picked wrong?" "Double it till it happens." "That's amazing." "You're amazing." "Nicky!" "What's wrong?" "You did great." "Okay." "What's going on?" "Why are we pulling over?" "Nicky?" "What is this?" "It's 80." "The job is over." "You did great." "You're kidding, right?" "You're...?" "Take her to the airport." "I'm not going to the airport." "Wait, can you just talk to me?" " I'm sorry." "You did great." "You did great." " Nicky?" "What's going on?" "Answer me!" "Nicky!" "Shit." "I wasn't expecting such a kind face." "The tech says his gizmo checks out." "But in all candor, I don't like this." "And I don't like him." "Why?" "He's a con man, sir." "That's the point." "I keep my Beretta well-fed." "Owens." "Why do you have to be so dramatic?" "Invite him to lunch." "You are a man known for great skills of persuasion and deception." "You were very hard for me to find." " Why did you take my offer?" " Went broke." "My car." "Forty million euro in RD, easily." "McEwen, Rahal, Lotus..." "Any team in any class, they spend half of that." "But I have something none of them have." " A fuel-burn algorithm." " Yes." "The EXR." "They all want it." "It's legal." "And my engineers promise it guarantees me a win." "That's not enough for me." "This year McEwen is the only team standing in my way." "That is why I wanted you." " So..." " This needs to be discreet." "It needs to be safe." "No holes." "I will pose as a disgruntled team engineer of yours offering to sell the EXR to McEwen." "What I will give him is a fake." "It doesn't really do anything, just gives false readings to their instruments." "It will mislead the driver enough that you'll have a slight added edge." "A third of a second every few laps." "Imperceptible." "Just because the techs say that it checks out what makes you think you can convince them that you're absolutely real?" "That you're..." "That you're totally authentic?" "You can't be clicking around here, boy." "You don't need to worry about me." "I'm extremely well researched." "We'll proceed as planned, starting at the kickoff party tonight." " Okay." " I'll be seen drinking and boisterous and disgruntled." "I will approach you in full view of McEwen." "An argument will ensue, I will throw my drink I will shove you, if that's okay with you?" "It's okay." "I'd be very surprised if McEwen didn't approach me right there but if not, I will contact him." " Good." "Whatever he's willing to pay me, I will be keeping 100 percent for myself on top of the 1 million from you." " Do we have a deal?" "Yes, Mr. Garriga, we have a deal." "That's great." " Appreciate your time." "I'll see you tonight." " Thank you." "Don't say I didn't warn you." "Drama." "I'm excited." "That's right." "Do you speak English?" "Yes, absolutely." "Yeah, but you speak good Spanish." "Oh, yes." "Oh, why, thank you, thank you." "Um..." "Look, I'm here tonight for business." "And I am a recovering alcoholic." "So when I ask you for a vodka martini on the rocks if you could give me water with olives that would be fantastic." " Great decision, sir." "Wise." " Thank you." "And the thing is, I don't even drink." "That man got me drinking again." " Vodka martini on the rocks." " On the rocks." "I wonder if "Garriga" is Spanish for "thief."" "Oh, my God, what a drinker!" "Who the fuck put a couch full of women in the middle of this place?" "Hey!" "Where are the black people?" "!" "There he is, right there, the Commander in Thief!" "But I guess you can do what you want when you're a rich prick!" "Maybe you should slow down a little." "No, no, no." "I just wanna talk to the man." "This is a free country." " Buenos Aires is a free country, right?" "Okay." " No, Buenos Aires is a city." "I'm gonna go over there." "Hey!" "Hey!" " Well, hello." " Hey." "Hello." "God, it's been a long time." "So you...?" "You're here with, uh...?" " Rafael?" " Yeah." "Yeah, he, um..." "He owns one of the teams, so..." "Is he a mark?" "No." "We're together." "Have been for a long time." "I'm out of the game." "Jess, um..." "All right." "Uh, about New Orleans, and just..." "Oh, Nicky." "No." "I really don't need an explanation." "I mean, if anything, I should be thanking you." "You did me a favor." "Well, that's fantastic." "He's probably wondering where I am." "Take care of yourself, okay?" "You too." "Be well." "Um, Nicky." "He doesn't know about my past, so you don't know me." "Okay?" "Okay." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "Alcohol." "Can I get a vodka, please?" "Sure." "This is water." "No, sir, it's vodka." "It's water." "Sir, I know who you are." "Marcello told me about you and your condition, so back off." "All right, you're kidding." "Are you drunk?" "Mr. Garriga is not a guy you wanna cross." "Me neither." "Now just what part of the plan calls for a tray full of appletinis?" "Pledging a sorority?" "Mm." "I'm just rethinking the plan a little bit." "Goddamn prima-donna delicate-science bullshit." "You are not splitting atoms here, pal." "This ain't CERN." "Just do what you're being paid to do." "Shitheel." "Hey!" "Garriga!" "Oh, God." "Don't worry, it's just a disgruntled engineer." "I expect you have something to say to me." " Ow!" " Oh, my God." "Oh, shit." " Why are you punching?" " You stole from me!" "Nobody steals from me!" "I am such a disgruntled engineer!" " Get him out of here!" " Yes, sir." "Out!" "Get out!" "Oversold it a bit, didn't you?" "I was just caught up in the moment." "Ah!" "Get him out." "Get rid of him." "It's okay." "I'm good." "Go back to the party." " Are you okay?" " Yeah, I'm okay." "What the hell was that?" "The racing business, cariño." " Jesus." " That's all." "Wait a minute." "You can't throw me out." "I'm staying in this hotel." "Let me see your keys." "Thank you." "Mr. McEwen would like to have lunch." "Information is on the card." "I still got it." "You ever heard of Udo Pappenphus?" " What the fuck are you looking at?" " Nothing." "I'm sorry, I'm..." "Udo Pappenphus was an engineer for Ferrari for many years." "Fucking brilliant." "One day, Udo Pappenphus was found behind a berm with his throat cut." "Udo he was that prick Garriga's man." "I want 3 million euro." "Well, fuck." "Jesus." "It's the EXR." "EXR." "You're Father-fucking-Christmas to me, mate." "I'm gonna need to see some proof." "You understand?" "Proof." " What the fuck are you looking at, mate?" " Nothing." "Just repeat what you said." "What, the pool go Euro?" "Gordon!" "Get me fucking field glasses, mate." "They're on the thing." "Oh, yeah." "She is a beauty." " I love these race skanks." " She's not a race skank." "Course she's a fucking race skank." "Town's lousy with them." " Can we get back to business?" "Please." " She's a little small on top for my taste." "One man's small is another man's perfection." "It's like a "breasts are a subjective opinion" topic." "Maybe if you're booking a fashion show." "I'm talking about fucking slapping balls, mate." "Do you want the thing or not?" "I'm gonna need to see proof." "I'll contact you." " A Spritz, por favor." " Okay." "And a vodka and cranberry, please." "Hey, you need to put some clothes on." "Excuse me?" "There's Australian people here." " What is that supposed to mean?" " I'm just saying, Jess." "They shipped all those people down there for a reason." "Okay." "Whoa, what...?" "You don't know me, remember?" "Oh." "And what was that last night?" "Was that about me?" "Please." "No." "Are you working an angle on Rafael?" "No, Jess." "I'm working for him." "But I wouldn't trust him if I were you." "But I should trust you?" " All right, Jess." "Okay." " That's interesting." "Come on." "Nicky, if Rafael sees us together, I don't know what's gonna happen, okay?" "He's the jealous type." "You need to stay away from me." "Fuck Rafael." "And, Nicky?" "You're still an easy lift." "Stop touching my shit, Jess." " Well?" " Looks credible." "Three million, eh?" "Yes, sir." "I can have the complete package in 48 hours." "Codes, documentation and analysis." "No worries, mate." "No worries." "So, what's next?" "Wait for my call." "Thank you." "Señor Garriga's assistant called." "She pulled a few things she said you might like." "Great." "Sorry..." "Miss?" "You..." "You forgot your bag." "You really should be more aware." "Oh, God." "Seriously?" " Malbec?" " Yes, it is." "Where'd you learn that?" "It's all they drink here." "And it says it on the label." "You know, Nicky, I've been thinking about all this." "And?" "And, um..." "Nicky." "Let me have it." "Nicky, if we just ran." "If we just..." "You know, if I could slip away or if we could..." "Yes." " Can we just...?" " Whatever." "Yes." "I can't." "I can't, I'm sorry." "Wait, wait, wait." "Wait, Jess." "Whatever you want." "I can keep you safe." " Nicky." " Come on, Jess." "Nicky, you taught me so much." "But I've learned a lot since then." "And I'd really like to show you all the things I've learned." "Like how I learned how to play men." "Like I just played you." " How's it feel?" " Wow." " Yeah." "Wow." " Ah." "I think you're losing it." "That was pathetic." ""I'll keep you safe"?" "What was that?" "Does that work?" "Does that get you laid?" " Hey, that was not a line." " I'm not falling for your shit again." " Don't..." "Ah." " Okay?" "And I'm very happy" "So stay away from me." "Nice ass-o." "Nice ass." "Nice ass." "Very nice, very nice." "Hey." "Let's get a steak." " A steak?" "It's 9 in the morning." " Take that up with God." "How was the flight?" "Jesus Christ." "They had me squeezed between two fat guys." "It sounds like you're complaining and you shouldn't be, because I'm giving you a cut." "All right, where's this going down?" " You got the piece?" " It's in my bag." "Can you get it?" "I'm too fat to reach it." "Watch this." "Nothing but net." " Ah, fuck, you all right?" " Yeah." "You all right?" "Hey there." "Farhad?" "Hi!" "How are you?" "God, look at you." "You've lost so much weight." "I did a cleanse." " You here with Nicky?" " Sort of." " Do you mind?" " Please." "You must be turned on by all these women." " I suppose." " You do more than suppose." "What does that mean?" " Oh, dear God." " I'm just saying." "Please, never make that face again." "I don't even wanna know what that means." " Oh, I think we do." "Heh-heh." " I think we don't." "Everybody knows you're a lesbian." "It's completely fine." " Who knows I'm a lesbian?" " It's especially fine to me." " Where are you getting this from?" " Every other time you speak, I smell a vagina." " It's not true." " That's not a bad thing, believe me." "Oh, Jesus." "Okay, all right." "Listen, you got Nicky all nuts." " I do?" "Good." " Yeah." "I've never seen him like this." "You know, he's barely worked since New Orleans." "Seriously?" "I know he's an asshole." "I mean, a really big asshole." " Yeah." " He should've handled it better." "But he's my friend, and I'm gonna bat for him." "So can you give him a break?" "I don't care what Nicky told you." "I'm not falling for this shit." "I don't think you got that right." "He seems different now, and I've known him a long time." "How do I know that?" "What is that?" "It's an orange." "He kept it for you all this time." "Mini-market!" "Shit." " That looks nice." "Hm." " I can't believe you kept it." "Or found it." "Or replicated it." " Ha-ha-ha." " I don't know with you." " No, I kept it." " Thank you." "So Farhad said you didn't work for a long time." "Yeah, a couple years." "Just didn't feel right." "I even reached out to my dad." "I hadn't seen him in years." "I asked him if he'd ever gone straight before. "Of course." "I go straight every time I'm on parole." " Oh." " Now drink a cup of concrete." "Man up."" " Solid advice." " Yes." " Mm." " Heh-heh." "How's that working out?" "Well, thought I was ready to work." "Then the girl walked in." "Why are you going to all this trouble, Nicky?" "What do you want from me?" "I can convince anyone of anything." "I once convinced a man that an empty warehouse was the Federal Reserve." " So I'm good." " Yeah." "You're the best." "But what I really want is to tell you that I've changed." "And tell you that I am sorry." "And I just want you to believe me." "You know I want to believe you." "I want to believe you." "I'm different now." "I have to be getting back." "I can't do this." "I'm sorry." "You all right?" " What happened?" " I don't wanna talk about it." " Did he do something to you?" " No." "Jess, did he put his hands on you?" " Tell me what happened." " Just..." "Just kiss me." "I have to leave soon." "I want you to come with me." "I know you think you love him." "But I want you to come with me tonight." "I don't love him." "I just..." "But I..." "But you can't trust me." "I understand that." "If you come with me, we'll figure it out." "I want..." "It's Owens." "I gotta take it." "Yeah." " Where are you?" " I'm in my room." "Good." "I'm at the door." "He's at the do..." "Uh..." " All right." "Um..." " What?" "Damn, you should've ma..." "All right, uh, give me a sec." "We're good, just..." "Ugh." "I'll get rid of him." "Hey." "You're still sleeping?" "I thought you were meeting with McEwen." "I am." "Later." "There's a lazy Sunday softness to your generation." "Makes me uncomfortable." "I like to be on my feet." "I'll lie down when I get cancer." "Or if I fuck." "Both of which will be done on my back, in case you were wondering." "Um, no, actually, I wasn't wondering." "But thank you for sharing that." "Sarcasm." "Another pillar of your generation." "You wanna tell somebody to fuck off, tell them to fuck off." "Don't say, "Gee, what a great jacket."" "It's weakness." "That is a messy bed." "Yeah, I don't sleep well." " Someone here, son?" " Who you calling "son"?" " You know why you don't sleep well?" " No, tell me." "You with your iPhones and your smartphones and your laptops and computers." "All of which produce nothing but a barrage of useless information." "Fucking Twitter." "As if anyone actually cares that you're eating a turkey sandwich for lunch." "Sorry." "Panini." " Sarcasm?" " Satire." "Fucking panini." "Look, um, are we done?" "You might be." "Who'd you pick up at the airport?" " Garriga has you fucking following me?" " I got people there." " My computer guy." " Why?" "Is there a problem?" "There won't be because he's fucking here." "I got a little red hair on my taint that tickles when something's afoot." "And lately I've been scratching my nethers like a fucking macaque." "Okay." "Look, there's no reason for anybody to panic and start getting bent out of shape because we're getting to the end." "Nice day." "Nicky." "How the fuck did you do...?" "Back here, 7." "Okay." "Uh, guess your taint was wrong." "Enough of the pleasantries." "Hey, nice jacket." "Fuck off." "It's real." "Gordon!" "Gordon!" "Fucking you, mate." "You're my new fucking favorite person, fella." "I swear you're fucking 6 inches fucking taller and twice as fucking handsome since you walked in here." "There you go, son." " Lap it up." " My pleasure, Mr. McEwen." " I wish you the best of luck." " Friends like you, who needs luck?" "Now fuck off." "Ha-ha." " Yes?" " Mr. Garriga." " How did it go?" " It's done." " Good." " I wish you the best of luck." "With friends like you, who needs luck?" "Jess, letting you know, uh, I left a key for you at the desk." "See you at 7." "Wish you the best of luck." "With friends like you, who needs luck?" " I wish you the best of luck." " With friends like you, who needs luck?" "I wish you the best of luck." "With friends like you, who needs luck?" " Wish you the best of luck." " With friends like you, who needs luck?" " Best of luck." " Friends like you, who needs luck?" "Friends like you, who needs luck." "Friends like you, who needs luck, huh?" "Jess." "Fuck." "Sorry I'm late." "What?" "Nothing." "Let's go." "Do you really think I'm such an amateur that I would not have someone with McEwen?" "Someone to keep eyes on you?" "Hm?" "Twenty years in this business teach you never to be too careful." "He is my secret weapon." "Now, heh, imagine my surprise when Gordon showed me what you sold to McEwen." "Not some fake softwares, as we discussed but my plans, my designs." "The real EXR!" "Stolen from my servers, stolen from me!" "What's more, you sold it to McEwen for 3 million euros." "But in these bags, there is 27 million euros!" "Which means you sold it to everyone!" "This is my reputation." "This is my standing." "You've made me look like an amateur." "Ah, that's what you get when you hire a con man." "Thieving piece of shit." "How did you get the information?" "Hm?" "And what did she have to do with it?" "All right." "Nothing." "All right?" "Listen..." " Tell me." "Hm?" " Hey..." "Hm?" "Tell me!" "Leave her the fuck alone!" "I'll tell you!" "I have a guy." "He cracked your encryption." "He found a back door into your server." "It was actually pretty easy." "You should probably fire your IT guy." "No!" "You used my login." "My password." " Computer tries every possible combination." " Bullshit!" "This generates a new password every 15 minutes." "It never leaves my sight." " How did you get it?" " Who the fuck cares, man?" "It's done." "Okay." "Tell me!" " I want to know how!" " Let her go!" " How, how, how?" " Let her go!" " How?" " All right." "It was her!" "It was her." "All right?" "It was her!" "It was her." "It was her." "But she didn't know." "She didn't know anything." "Okay." "Your security was tight." "It was tighter than I expected." "I thought I could break the key, but I couldn't." "Then I saw Jess at the party." "And when I found out that the two of you were together I knew she was my in." "So I used her." "And I've been using her." "You see, there's a science to getting people to trust you." "With women, it's all about emotion." "Connection." "That you feel the emotion as strongly as they do." "They've been dreaming about that shit ever since they were little girls." "With her, it was shared history." "A friendly face." "Set her off balance." "Helps diffuse aggression." "You've lost so much weight!" "Start discussing emotional shit." "They're disarmed." "Now they're open." "You know you got them when they start to unconsciously mimic you." "A head nod." "A hand gesture." "It means you're in sync." "Sociologists refer to it as the Gauchais Reaction." "And then you move in for the kill." "You tell them how they've changed you." "I'm different, Jess." "Changed how you see the world." "Then you close." "A talisman." "A gift that says:" "You've always been in my thoughts." "The necklace had a wireless keylogger in it." "All I needed was for her to enter your room." "And when she did that, I had what I needed." "Picked up on your keystrokes." "I logged in to your computer as you and downloaded everything about the EXR." "I'm sorry." "But it was not her fault." "She had no idea." "She got fooled." "So why don't we let her go?" "And me and you can do whatever the fuck you need to do." "I think he's lost his mind." "What's funny?" "More bullshit." "What is so funny?" "More lies." "What the fuck is so funny?" "What's so funny?" "Garriga's not my boyfriend." " What?" " I hardly even know him." "She's just a race skank." "What's a race skank?" " But I saw you..." " No." "You saw what I wanted you to see." "You taught me that, remember?" "She's been driving me crazy." "Hanging around, flirting, teasing." "The minute I try to get her up to my room:" " But I have a headache." " Cramps." "That time of the month." "It's like a crime scene." "I have Scrabble in my room." "A headache." "A period." "Right?" "The world's longest period." "She's never even been in my room." " What?" " We're so screwed." "What the fuck?" "I was trying to..." "What the fuck, Jess?" "I was trying to steal his watch." " This watch?" " You're not still doing watches." "It's a Piaget Emperador." "It's worth 200 grand." "I'd been on him for a week." "I was waiting for my chance." "And then you showed up." " You are so much better than watches, Jess." " It's what I am good at and I like it." "Okay, no, no, no." "When you came to my hotel, he had roughed you up." "No." "He had roughed me up." "She was stealing from him." "He caught me charging Garriga's credit line..." " ...and scared the shit out of me." " This is really fucking unbelievable." "You did all of this to make me jealous?" "No." "Some of it was payback for New Orleans, but..." "Yeah, to make you jealous." "I cannot believe you lied to me." " You can't believe I lied?" " Can't believe it." " You can't believe I lied?" " I can't believe it." " Oh, that's so rich from you." "So rich." " That's what you wanna say to me?" " Yeah, because there's always a job." " Be sure." "I just tried to save your life." "By lying!" "Because you're always lying, Nicky!" "I don't know when you're telling the truth." "And now we're dead." "Fuck." "She's right." "You're right." "Heh." "Here's the thing about lying." "Here's the problem:" "Fucks up all your options." "Paints you into a corner." "What the fuck you talking about?" "You out of your mind?" "And then you're forced to do some really dumb shit." " You wanna die?" " Well, if I die, I wanna die telling the truth." "And if I lie, I wanna lie like normal people lie." "I want my wife to say, "Hey, honey." "Do I look fat in these jeans?"" "And I wanna say:" ""No, sweetie." "You look terrific." "You should wear those."" "That's how I wanna lie." "But this..." "If I'm done I'm gonna tell the truth." "So, Mr. Garriga, I'm gonna tell you the truth." "And you are not gonna like it at all." "About a year ago, I pick up the phone..." " What the fuck are you doing?" " Nicky?" "I couldn't take another fucking word." "You're next, honey." " No!" "Are you crazy?" " Look at me." "Look at me." "Look at me." "What the hell were you thinking?" "Huh?" "Fuck you." "Now somebody's hurt." "You know what?" "I have nothing to do with this." "Look at me." "Look at me." "It's okay." "This is your mess." "You clean it up." "And keep me out of it." "I don't know what to do." "Please..." "Please, please, stay with me." "Stay with me." "Stay with me." "No, no, no." "No." "Look at me." "Look at me." "Look at me." "It's fine." "Nicky, look at me." "Look at my eyes." "I love you, okay?" "I love you." "Please." "Please, don't do this." "Please." "Please." "I trust you." "You cannot leave me again." "Please, do not leave me again." "Please." "What the fuck?" "You want him to fucking die?" "What kind of a piker are you, for chrissakes?" "Oh, shit!" "Didn't he tell you I was on the inside?" "Jesus." "You must be terrified." "It's gonna be okay." "He is not gonna die." "Do you hear me?" "He is not gonna die." "Probably." "You see, you shoot between the third and the fourth rib just about eleven o'clock off the left nipple." "Here." " Hold pressure on that." "Hold pressure on that." " Okay." "That misses the heart and the major arteries." "It does, however, puncture the lung." "Let me in." "There we go." "Is this Toledo Panic Button?" "Oh, maybe you're not such a piker after all." "Left untreated, you got about 10 minutes before you drown in your own blood." "But you patch it up..." " ...you account for the cavity pressure." " Oh." " Agh." " Oh, God." "And then..." "There we are." "There we go." "There we go." " There's my boy." " Ah!" " Oh, Jesus." " There's my boy." " Ah." "Agh!" " Are you okay?" " Oh, Jesus." " Here." "Hold on to that." "Hold on to that." "Keep your eye on that." "If he can't breathe, you pull the plunger again." " Okay?" " Okay" "Good Lord, I cannot believe that you made me shoot you." "And then for what?" "So that you can make cow eyes at some race skank!" " She is not a race skank!" " I'm not a race skank!" "You die with the lie, Mellow and you still just might." " Fuck you." "Don't call me "Mellow." Jesus Christ." "You're his dad?" "In the loosest fucking possible terms." "I'm Bucky, by the way." "You know, I like you, honey." "You can take a punch." "Ha-ha." " God." " And there it is." "Tell you what, you steal us a car, and I'll gather up the money." "I can't steal a car." "I've been working for this prick Spaniard for three years and he's got a guy at McEwen and doesn't tell me?" "What the hell ever happened to trust?" "Are we almost there?" "I bust my ass to get you that EXR crap and..." "Agh." "And then the girl walked in." "Don't be an asshole." "That any way to talk to your father?" "You're not my father." "You walked away." "I took you off the street." "Taught you my trade, I taught you my passion." "Three generations of skills." "Ah." "And in spite of all my earnest efforts, in spite of all my hard work you turned into a good person." "Well, I just..." "Ah." "Go figure." "And I left you on the street for a good goddamn reason." " Because I was soft." " Oh, that just shows what you know you dumb son of a bitch." "We had a good thing going." "And then one day like seven years in, we're running this poker deal in Boston and a guy pulled a gun." "Fucking gun." "Glock." "First time I'd ever seen one." "And I'm just paralyzed." "Heh." "And all I could think about was the kid." "That night I walked." "I never looked back." "Love'll get you killed in this racket." "No place for that shit here." "No happiness with that." "You know how they say there's honor among thieves." "Well, you're no thief, Mellow." "You made your choice." " So I'm taking the money." " Mmm." "All of it." " Mm-mm." "Uh-huh." "Well, that explains a lot." "Yeah, that's Dad." " No." " Yep." "See you at Christmas." "One, two, ready?" "Okay, that's good, that's good." " Mm." " Okay, almost there." "I don't know what we're gonna do now." "We'll be fine." "How?" "Trust me." " Oh." "I got you." " Agh." "I got you."

"Our religion teacher used to say:" "For us, the sky was our soul, and the clouds were our visions." "THE WHITE SOUND" "But if too many clouds come up, you don't see the sky anymore." "It's me." "I'm real!" "I'm for real!" "Man!" "Man!" "Are we there?" " Yes." "Shit!" "I have to pick up my brother." "Damn!" "Where's the way out?" "Lukas!" "I almost freaked out in there!" " I bet!" "It's one big building site." " Did you forget me?" "Crap!" "Nah, I just overslept." "So?" "How are they?" " Grandma and Grandpa?" "Same as ever." "Grandma just stays in bed." "But Grandpa's great." "He even took me to the station." "But they said... you could drop by again sometime." "I'm glad to be out of Rarbach." "Bad news, man!" "I mean, it always WAS dead, but now it's COMPLETELY dead." "But there's a lot going on here!" "We'll have a great time." "Right?" "Wild!" "Your room?" " Yes." " Cool!" "A mezzanine bed." " Yes." "What's here?" "Oops!" "Hello!" "Is that Jochen?" "Wild!" "Is this my room?" "Wild!" "Really wild!" "The last guy left all his shit." "Throw it away if you want." "Nah, I'll leave it." "It's cool." "A mezzanine bed for me, too!" "I'll get ready." "Got an early shift." "You gotta go to work?" "OK." "I'll get things done here, then wait for you." "Then we can do something." "Around 11 or 12?" "OK!" "Wild!" "Thanks a lot!" "Have fun." " See you!" "Wild!" "Wild!" "Hey!" "If it isn't Luke from Rarbach!" " Hey!" "Hey, I've brought you something." "Rarbach Football Club!" " Put it on!" "No shit!" "Dude!" "Wanna bucket smoke?" " Bucket smoke?" "Watch out!" "Damn!" " I'll pick 'em up tomorrow." "You can't do that!" "Yeah, that's good." "I guess I'll crash." " Hey, Luka!" "I'm totally wasted." "What is it?" "Good night." "See you tomorrow." " See you tomorrow." "Shall I get some wine?" "Definitely!" "Give it here." "Hey, you can't put basil in there!" "Smells much better." " Watch out!" "Where do I have to go for enrolment?" "Excuse me, where do you enrol?" "We're looking too." "It's not so easy." "Hi!" " So, what was uni like?" "A complete stress-out, man." " That's why I've kicked the habit." "Have a hit." " No." "I'm still zonked from yesterday." "I'll crash, OK?" "It's Kati's brother." "Oh, I see." "Yeah, I got here yesterday." "To the big city." "Well?" "People are always moving in and out." "It's a drag." "Shall we... do something sometime?" "Annabelle." " Annabelle." "I'm Lukas." "You can call me Luke." "My nickname." "People who know me call me..." "Luke." "Yeah..." "I live with my sister." "She's here too." "You know her, don't you?" "Kati." "No, I'm here with my cousin." "I don't really know anyone here." "Hello!" "It's me, Luke!" "Hi, from yesterday!" "Hello!" "How about the movies?" "Yes!" "I've found something at 8:15." ""Taxi Driver" at the Lupe." "With Robert de Niro!" "It's supposed to be pretty good!" "Yeah." "Let's say in front, at about 8." "OK?" "Okay, I'll be standing there!" "Fantastic!" "Wonderful!" "See you soon!" "Bye!" "Yeah!" "Sorry, missed the tram." "Doesn't matter!" "Here, that's it!" ""Taxi Driver"" "with Robert de Niro!" "We gotta go in, it's about to start!" "Hello!" " Hello." "Two tickets for "Taxi Driver", please." "I'll pay." "It only starts on Monday." "Ah... no." " Yes." "Funny!" "No, two tickets, please." "For which film? "Rebecca"?" ""Rebecca" just started a quarter of an hour ago." "Rebecca?" "Who's... who's that?" "Young man, either say what you want, or we'll forget it, OK?" "What's all this about Rebecca?" "I told you. "Rebecca"'s been running since a quarter to eight, and at quarter to eleven we've got "The Wages of Fear."" "You can have tickets for those." "No, I'd like two tickets for "Taxi Driver", 8.15pm here." "I've already told you you're wrong." ""Taxi Driver" only starts Monday." " No, it's you who's wrong!" "The poster's outside, and it's in the paper as well!" "We can go somewhere else." "Young man, you've got the wrong day!" " Then when is it playing?" "On Monday!" "Today we're showing "Rebecca" by Hitchcock." "Monday!" "Great!" "Then we'll come back on Monday." "Cunt!" "Two tickets, please!" "Two tickets for "Taxi Driver"!" "What's the matter with you?" "This is outrageous!" "She's fucking us around!" "What's going on here?" " I told you..." "She won't let us see the film." "Why not?" "Everyone's already inside!" "Yes, and you're late and you want the wrong film!" "No, I want to see "Taxi Driver"!" "Give me two tickets right now!" "I want to see "Taxi Driver"!" "It's on here!" "Let's go!" " No!" "She's fucking me around!" "Listen here!" "You old cunt!" "2 tickets for "Taxi Driver"!" " You're insane!" "Yeah, call the cops!" " Yes, I will!" " I don't give a shit!" "Let's go in!" "Just a moment!" " Shut the fuck up!" " You can't go in during..." "I'm going, OK?" "Take this young man with you!" "Well, I never!" "Hey!" "Oh shit!" "I'm sorry." "Sorry, man." "I was looking forward to it all day." "My sister recommended it to me." "It was all OK." "I dunno why that bitch got so uptight." "What's wrong with you?" " I just wanted to see the movie." "Hey, this is a cool spot for eating mushrooms." " On the cow shit?" "Did she know before?" "No absolutely no..." "What?" "Did she?" "No." "No way." "No way!" "Are you sure you can drive?" " Sure!" "Really?" "Oh, the exhaust's fallen off." "Hey Jochen, stop, man!" " That was the exhaust!" "That's the exhaust!" "Shit!" " Then shouldn't we stop?" "Shit!" " You can't drive anymore." "What's with the exhaust?" " He can't drive anymore." "Kati, tell him..." "What?" "What?" " Tell him..." "Almost ready to go!" "Couldn't you drive instead?" " Okay, if you like." "I'm driving." " No." " I'm driving!" "Hey, I..." " Get out!" "Is it my car or yours?" "Piss off!" "Hey guys, you hear that?" "Where are we going?" "What're you doing?" " Shortcut!" "What're you doing?" " We're flying!" "You can't drive through the park!" "Stop!" "Shit!" "Dead end!" "What's wrong with you?" "Let me out!" "Shit!" "WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?" "WITHOUT YOU I'D STILL HAVE PARENTS." "WHY COME HERE?" "GO BACK TO YOUR VILLAGE." "HELLO, LUKAS." " WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU." "YOU DON'T NEED TO COVER YOUR EARS." "YOU'VE ALWAYS FUCKED THINGS UP." "YOU'RE A TOTAL LOSER." "DON'T GROPE HER." "IT WON'T HELP." "FUCK YOU, BASTARD!" " GET OUT!" "GO BACK TO RARBACH!" "YOU'LL DIE..." "I hear something!" "YOU ROTTEN PIECE OF SHIT!" "DON'T STARE LIKE AN IDIOT!" "IT WAS GOOD BEFORE YOU WERE BORN." "IT WAS GOOD BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!" "VILLAGE IDIOT!" "Are you alright?" "Hey!" "Everything alright?" " Everything alright with you?" "Everything's OK." " Are you still back on the field?" "Hey, what was going on?" " You're all sweaty." "I was completely gone..." "It was real heavy!" "It started all of a sudden." "I was sitting here looking out, and then you started." "You really got at me!" "You said I was the village idiot." "It was totally weird!" " A mushroom high." "Sometimes mushrooms are a bad trip." " Really?" "You should've said that before." " It's a real fine line." "It'll go away again." "I tried talking with you, but I couldn't get through to you!" "It felt like I was somehow outside of myself, totally..." "Perhaps I took too much, I dunno." "Does it last long?" " Isn't it over?" "Will it come again?" "HEY KATl, WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR BROTHER?" " HE'S FUCKED IN THE HEAD." "YEAH, HE'S ALWAYS HAD A SCREW LOOSE." " NO WONDER HE PISSES YOU OFF." "WHAT IF WE PRETEND EVERYTHING'S ALRIGHT?" "THE LITTLE RAT DESERVES A LESSON." "HE REALLY STINKS." "HE'S REALLY DISGUSTING." "A PIECE OF SHIT!" "HE HASN'T EVEN GOT THE SAME GENES..." "HE'S NOT EVEN HUMAN." "LOOKING FOR US?" "WE'RE BEHIND YOU." "NO, ON THE ROOFS!" "BEHIND THE SATELLITE DISHES!" "WE'LL PRETEND TO PUT ON A PARTY FOR HIM." "MISERABLE BASTARD!" "ALL YOU DO IS LIE AND CHEAT ON PEOPLE!" "YOU'LL BE KILLED!" "DONE AWAY WITH!" "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" "JUST WAIT," "I'LL GET YOU!" "EVERYONE HATES YOU." "TODAY WE'LL KILL YOU." "TODAY WE'LL DO YOU IN." "I WANT TO KILL YOU." "I WANT TO KILL YOU." "I WANT YOU TO REALLY SUFFER." "HELLO!" "I HATE HIM!" " PAIN!" "Am I disturbing you?" " No." "OF COURSE SHE IS!" "...With your music?" "YOU FUCKER!" "I'D STILL HAVE MY PARENTS IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU." "Everything OK?" "Aren't you going to uni today?" "Nah, I just had a bit of a nap." "I'm still zonked from yesterday, too." "Yeah, me too." "I'M SICK OF HIM!" "I'M SICK TO DEATH OF THIS FAG." "Do you want coffee too?" " Yeah, great." "I'll make a new pot." "Jochen's still asleep too." " Yeah." "LUKAS!" "MOM DIED RIGHT AFTER YOUR BIRTH." "SHE KILLED HERSELF BECAUSE OF YOU." "BECAUSE OF YOU!" "What's up?" "DON'T LISTEN TO HER." "What's wrong?" " It's OK." "DON'T LISTEN." " I'LL SPLIT YOUR SKULL." "Shit, it's mine." " Yep." "See you." "HE'S SUCH AN IDIOT!" "SHE'S LAUGHING ABOUT YOU!" "YOU'RE SO FUCKING DUMB!" "TRYING TO DISTRACT YOURSELF?" "So, what're we gonna do?" "LOOK FOR THE HIDDEN LOUDSPEAKERS." "UP THERE!" "PULL IT OFF!" "THROW IT ALL AWAY!" "WHAT'S HE DOING?" "MAKE A HOLE IN THE DOOR." "MAKE ANOTHER HOLE." "PERHAPS IN THE SOCKET?" " YOU WON'T FIND ANYTHING." "UNDER THE CHAIR?" "TRY TO CONCENTRATE!" "Fuck!" "YOU SEARCH THE ENTIRE APARTMENT, BUT IT'S YOU WHO'S WRONG." "COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT!" "DON'T LET THEM BUG YOU." "YOU STINK." "NO ONE NEEDS YOU." "WHAT'LL YOU DO ABOUT IT?" "THE WINDOW'S OPEN." "PERHAPS IT'S FAR ENOUGH DOWN." "COVERING YOUR EARS WON'T HELP, WE TOLD YOU THAT YESTERDAY!" "WHY'S HE GOING OUT?" "NOISE." "GO INTO THE SHOWER." "THE SOUNO OF WATER COVERS ALL FREQUENCIES." "Hey!" "Who's in the shower?" "Forget it." "He's been in the shower all day." "Lukas, is that you?" "LOOK FOR THE WHITE SOUND." "YOU'LL ONLY FIND PEACE IN THE WHITE SOUND." "Lukas?" "Lukas!" "That's enough now!" "LOOK FOR THE WHITE SOUND." "Come on." "He'll come out when he's hungry." "Have you eaten?" " No." "I'll make something." " Cool." "SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD!" " PLEASE, LUKAS!" "HE'S MAKING A TRANSCRIPT." "VOICE 1:" "KATI:" "KILL YOURSELF!" "VOICE 2:" "EVIL MAN:" "DIE!" "FUCK YOU!" "THOU SHALT NOT STEAL, THOU SHALT NOT LIE, THOU SHALT NOT KILL." "HE'S LISTENING AT THE HEATER." "HA, YOU CAN'T RECORD US!" "RECORDING FAILED" "PROJECT" "1." "VOICE ANALYSIS" "LOOK AT HIS HANDS!" "Look at his hands." "They're sticky from jerking off." "Nutcase!" "Chop off your ugly cock!" "Or be a man and come and fuck me!" "WHAT ARE YOU MEASURING?" "NOISE?" "YOU REALLY ARE MAD." "YOU DON'T BELONG HERE." "YOU'RE REALLY MAD." "PISS OFF, ASSHOLE!" "YOU RIDICULOUS FREAK!" "2." "DEFENSE MEASURES" "YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER." " ASSHOLE." "Hey, Luka!" "Just in time to dry up." "Lukas?" "Lukas!" "Jochen?" "You wanna mess with me?" "Hey, what's going on?" "Have you been talking about me?" "You think I'm not there?" "I'm here." "Okay!" "Hey, stay cool, man." "Stop talking crap!" "Zap!" "All innocent, aren't you?" "Hey, what...!" " Shut the fuck up!" "Shut your hole." "Shut your stupid hole." "Stop talking shit!" "Are you cleaning up?" "Stop talking about me." "Just stop it." "What's going on?" "What's up?" "No idea." "What's up?" "Watch your step." " Shut your mouth, you slut." " Shut your own, asshole." "Take a look at yourself." " So?" "It's none of my business, but you need a wash." "Hands off!" " Come on." "Hey, that's enough, OK?" "Luka!" "Fuck off!" "Fuck off!" "Hey, what's wrong?" "Just stop it!" " You stop it!" "Stop it!" " You're acting crazy." " Kati, stop it!" "Stop what?" "But we had an agreement!" "We shop and pay the rent together..." " Stop the crap." "What crap?" "You know exactly what I mean." " No, I don't." "I can't read minds." "Want to get HIGH again?" "What is it?" "Nice, isn't it?" " Look at his room!" " My brother's really creative." "Not HIGH enough, eh?" " Get out." "Jochen, get out." " Jochen, come on out." "Luka, please!" "Sure we've talked about you!" "You talk about me, too!" "What?" "What've we done?" "What?" "Stop it, man!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "Piss off!" "Piss off!" "Come on, let him work it off." " No, no, no!" "Let me go." "Give him 5 minutes, then we'll go in." " OK, I'll give him 5 minutes." "OK, OK!" "I'll give you 5 minutes." "I'm waiting!" "Hey, come on..." " It can't go on like this, OK?" "Comes crying to me: "I want to get out of Rarbach, help me!"" "Then there's a room free, everything's easy, and he goes crazy!" "Let me go!" " Come with me." "TODAY WE'LL KILL YOU, MAN!" "YEAH, MAN, FOR SURE, MAN!" "WHAT?" "YOU'RE A LOSER!" "Right on, right on!" "Mental or what?" "WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?" " Because I'm here!" "Lie on the grass in a green field!" "Shut the fuck up, you asshole!" "KILL YOURSELF!" "JUST DO IT!" "Why?" "'CAUSE YOU'RE USELESS." "KILL YOURSELF!" "DO IT!" "NO ONE WILL MISS YOU." "Hey, Kati!" "It'll be alright." " I imagined it all differently." "I'm sorry." "Ute's complained too." "He freaks out, tears up the place, almost bashes the door in!" "But he wanted to do it up, man!" "Yeah, it looks great with all the junk in it." "What is it?" "Yes?" "Luke, you OK?" "Luke?" "Luka?" "Luka!" "Luka!" "Lukas?" "Open the door!" "Open the door!" " Luka!" "Lukas!" "Luka!" "JUMP!" "Schizophrenia is very frequent, about as frequent as diabetes." "Around 1 in 100 people suffers from it, in every culture." "A recovery is absolutely possible, although not in every case." "But you don't know what happened!" "We..." "We took... sorry..." "We took a few drugs, and since then he hasn't been so well." "Yes, hallucinogens like psilocybin mushrooms can trigger a psychosis, it's true, but... it's not the cause." "He's no psycho, he's a nice, normal guy!" "He just had some bad luck with a girl, and and moving to the city was too much for him." "He's just really sensitive!" "Other symptoms are delusions like paranoia, or persecution mania." "Or hallucinations." "The patient hears voices." "Then there are thought disturbances..." "I have thought disturbances too, but I don't need fuckin' Haldol!" "He can't move, and he doesn't recognize me anymore!" "Please believe me!" "I can look after him!" "He can stay in my room while we clean up his, and I'll keep an eye on him until he's better." "I'll send him to therapy, too." "But I don't want him here on hard drugs!" "Miss Delius, I'll be clear." "Your brother gave his written consent, and he'll be here the next 6 weeks." "I'm sorry." "Your brother is a danger to himself..." " Then I'll stay too!" "Admit me as well!" "One more question:" "Have there been cases of mental illness in your family?" "How did Mom die?" "Your mother killed herself." "And how?" "My God, why do you want to know that?" "She hanged herself." "Here?" "At our house?" "I was four." "I would have known about it." " No." "In Marsberg." "Whenever Luka and I thought Mom was having treatment for her back," "she was in the psychiatric clinic." "Why didn't you tell us?" "This is a shit job." "Didn't I say we should get bigger rollers?" " Sure at 25 marks for one roller." "Pretty high up!" "I guess I'll crash." "If you need anything," ""we're at your service!"" "Ciao." "A present from Jochen!" "I've brought you something." "There are jobs in it and stuff." "You can look for a job." "Oh." "Hello, I'm calling about the forklift driving course." " Yes." "When is it exactly?" "Mondays and Wednesdays." "Have you any experience driving forklifts?" "No." " None." "Moch Mannequins." "Hello." "My name's Lukas Delius." "I'd like to apply for a job in your firm." "We actually need someone at present..." " Yes." "...so it might be good if you came for an interview." " Yes?" "What do you have to do?" " What sort of wage do you have in mind?" "Or isn't it so important?" "No." "It says minimum wage here, right?" "Yeah, that'd be good." "Shall we say 4 p.m.?" " Fine!" "The name's Delius, right?" " Yes, Delius." " Fine." "You know where we are?" " Ah, yes." " OK." "OK, thanks!" " Goodbye." " Bye!" "You didn't even ask what you have to do!" "Yeah, cool!" "Coming?" " Yeah." "Wanna keep it on?" " Yep." "Well?" "Oh, shit!" "It's 3 o'clock." "I've gotta go!" "O'you know where it is?" " Yeah, sure." "The tag!" "Good luck!" " See you tonight." "I'll cross my fingers!" " Yeah!" "Run!" "It's not that I that I just hear voices." "I really feel someone's there." "You can't you can't explain it logically." "I don't know how to explain it." "They adapt to the acoustics of the room." "You know?" "Ah!" "So when you're outside, you hear them outside, and inside you hear them in the room." "It can't be me doing it." "Yeah, sure." "That's why." "But that was before the loony bin." "It was pretty tough." "That's why I take the pills." "The voices are quieter now, sort of in the background." "They're not so clear anymore." "Are you crazy?" "Prevention!" " You can't just take them like that!" "It's not aspirin!" "Plus I need them!" "What d'they do?" "They make the voices quieter." "Problem is they knock you out." "I feel pretty tired all day." "Then stop taking the shit." "No!" "No way!" "They make it better." "Lukas, could you cut off its head?" "Cut off its head?" "With the saw, here." "Oh, haven't you done it before?" " No." "You turn it on here, raise this..." "There you go." "I can't do it." "OK, I'll show you, it's not hard." "You put it on here start here..." "Here you go." "IT CAN'T ALL BE A COINCIDENCE." "ROBOTS!" "THEY'RE NOT ALIVE." "THEY'RE DEAD, MAN!" "WHERE ARE THE TRANSMITTERS?" "Come with me!" "Just a sec." "Come here." "Do you see up there?" "Yeah." "Satellite dishes." "Aha." "Satellite dishes." "Come with me." "It's top secret!" "When you're in the street, people come towards you, and you think it's all normal." "But you have to look them in the eye, d'you see?" "And then you see they're watching you." "Like that woman at the kiosk." "Whenever I'm here she's standing there, all innocent!" "She just likes being there!" " No, no, no." "There are people who just like looking." "It's not a plan, Luka!" "That car there d'you see?" "The silver one." "That's the car usually driven by the secret service." " Luka!" "You don't understand me." "Almost no one understands." "So." "What's this?" "What's what?" "Since when have you had books on robots?" "LOOK FOR THE WHITE SOUND!" "IT CAN'T ALL BE A COINCIDENCE." "YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT'S BEHIND IT." "THE MACHINE, MAN." "WE'RE PART OF IT." "You haven't taken your pills for 3 days." " Me?" "I don't take my pills anymore." "I, Lukas, don't take my pills anymore." " Or have you bought new ones?" "No, I don't take my pills anymore." "Kati, do you take your pills?" "Or Jochen?" "Think for a sec." "That's a load of shit." "Listen to me!" "C'mon, please take one." "OK?" "You want my brain softened up?" "You want my brain to be softened up the whole time?" "Enough of this crap, Lukas." "D'you think you're the only person in the world?" "Look at me!" "Do you think of me, or Jochen, or anyone but yourself?" "Okay, don't take your pills!" "Go back to the hospital, but I won't visit you this time!" "I only want..." " Shut your mouth, you bitch!" "So my brain stays nice and soft?" " Hey, are you nuts?" "Stupid asshole!" "There are other people besides you!" " What?" "Why should I take my tablets, huh?" "So you feel better!" " So I feel better!" "So my brain's soft!" "What about brainwashing, huh?" "Want some?" "You piece of shit!" "Are you for real?" "Are you for real, Kati?" "And you?" "Are you for real?" "Are you still my brother?" "WATCH OUT." "OH, HE'S OPEN AGAIN!" "HE CAN HEAR US!" "I CAN'T STAND HIM!" "HE'S ALL THUMBS!" "WHY IS HE ALWAYS STARING AT US LIKE THAT?" "YOU BELONG IN THE ASYLUM, YOU'RE PSYCHO!" "YES, YOU!" "I HOPE THEY FIRE HIM SOON!" "WE'LL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF!" "THEY'RE WATCHING!" "HE'S LISTENING AGAIN!" "IT'LL BE PAINFUL." "IT'LL BE REALLY PAINFUL!" "GO GET HIM!" "WE'LL GET YOU!" "YOU'RE AS GOOD AS DEAD!" "NO NEED TO RUN, WE'LL GET YOU ANYWAY!" "WE'LL ALWAYS GET YOU!" "WE'VE GOT HIM TRAPPED." "THEY'VE CHANGED THE LOCK!" "THEY DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE." "THEY'VE MOVED OUT!" "GO INTO YOUR ROOM!" "SOMEONE ELSE IS LIVING HERE NOW." "Hey, idiot!" " We want to come in too!" "Piss off!" " What're you doing here anyway?" "What're you doing here?" " Let me try." "You wanna shower too?" " D'you know him?" "Lukas, is that you?" " Piss off!" "You've got the wrong flat!" "What's wrong with you?" "What's wrong with you?" " What's wrong with YOU, dammit?" "Talk to us!" "What is it?" "What is it?" "They should leave me alone!" "Sit down." " Let me go!" "Let me go!" "No one's going to hurt you." "OK?" "No one!" "Least of all me." "They should leave me alone." "Tell them they should back off." "OK?" " OK." "I promise." "I'll tell them." "I'll tell them." " That idiot." "I saw how he looked at me." " He wasn't after you." "That fucking idiot, I'll kill him." " He wasn't after you, Lukas." "Come on, come on." "I I only want to help you." "But you can't help us." "And I can't help you." "I'm supposed to go back to the clinic tomorrow." "I have to prevent that in every way I can." "I won't survive that a second time." "I've got to give a sign." "Hey, Toby, there's someone in the water!" "He's drowning!" "Come here!" "We'll take him with us for now." "Get him into the bus." "We have to take off his wet clothes." "And how did you get into the river, if I may ask?" "Oh well, you don't have to tell me." "There aren't so many ways to get into a river like that." "Look, we're almost in Spain." "Where are we going?" "I'd say we'll drive to San Sebastian, then down the coast from there." "Hasta luego, senorita!" "Great!" "The first Spanish woman." "Do we stop here?" "I've got to..." "Like the Pope!" "Great beach!" " Nice waves here, wow!" "Put something on, Lukas, you're really ill." "And take off your wet things." "Come back up with me." "Your breakfast's on the table." "Come on." " He doesn't want to." "He wants to stay with me." "But his nose is running like mad." " It's not a problem." "Is it a problem that he's with me or what?" "He just doesn't want to go with you." "Shit hippy crap." "Fucking hippies!" "I've had it." "Fucking hippy burn-outs." "Hippy freaks." "Long-haired little bitches." "One big family, one big family." "Buses." "Driving in buses." "Bus!" "Cool bus." "Bloody dirtbags." "Change the world!" "Ethno-assholes." "Gotta teach those smelly hippies some style." "Dietmar!" "Can you put on some real music?" "Instead of this folk crap?" "Not that." "We barely use it." "Not that either." "Groove!" "I get sentimental when I see these." "That's from the Sitex company." "They used it to board up the windows of the house we squatted in." "That's the company that seals off cleared squats." "Hey, Eno, get your little doggy away from here." "I don't know what he's about." "Hanging around, scrounging off people." "I'm getting pissed off." "Drinks my beer, plays Mr. Cool." "What's the point?" "Let's get rid of this bum." " Hippy, hippy, happy hippy." "Are you alright?" "Shrimps!" "THEY'LL LAUGH ABOUT YOU." "YOU JUST DON'T BELONG HERE." "NO ONE WANTS YOU." "It's pretty complicated because of the 3 different currencies." "And now I've got some Belgian cash back..." "Some of it's missing." "400 marks are missing, more or less." "I don't really know..." "I've no idea where they could be." "Have you seen them perhaps?" "Maybe in the pants I lent you?" " What?" "Maybe in the pants I lent you?" "YOU'VE ROBBED US, YOU THIEF!" "Why are you looking at me?" "No reason." "It's just strange." "FILTHY PUNK!" "You don't have to look away!" "You can look at me!" " Yeah, I can look at you." "I know what you think." " No, you don't." " Of course I do!" "All I'm thinking is you'd better cool it." "Assholes!" "Relax, man." "...then the band stopped playing, a a fireman went to the microphone and said: "Now for our raffle..."" "What's wrong?" "You wanna go for a walk?" "What's the matter with you?" "Aren't we having a great time?" "Why are you so fucked up?" "I'm just trying to talk to you, man." "Have I hurt you in any way?" "You're looking at me as if I was an evil criminal!" "Now he's laughing again." "I've written something in the sand." "Wanna read it?" "Sure." " Over there!" " Won't you tell me?" "No, it's a surprise." " You coming?" " No, I'll stay here!" "Can we go, Eno?" " Are you all ready?" "Lukas's driving with Eno, I think." "Eno, is Lukas going with you?" "OK." "Lukas?" "We're leaving." "Are you coming?" "I'll stay here." "OK." "Take care." "We'll leave you a tent and some food." "The doctors called me schizophrenic, most other people just said I was mad." "I didn't care what people called me." "What I was looking for was a life I could lead." "The white sound is all the visions of all people of all times," "Eno had explained to me." "Something like God or the universe as a whole." "Whoever sees the white sound has reached the highest state of enlightenment." "And do you know what else he said?" "The white sound is the ultimate trip." "Whoever sees it goes insane." "Unless he's insane already." "Then he turns sane." "The trick is to go backwards along the path of enlightenment." "At the start of the path, the chaos in your head will stop, and normal life will begin." "That's for sure."

"You will see that her fingerprint matches exactly." "That's very nice." "Very, very nice." "So when will your buyer have the money?" "He should have the money within a week." "You will do it in four days." "Four days." "That's sunday." "I've got something going on on sunday." "Sunday will be fine." "I'll work out my schedule." "I'll juggle it, not to worry." "One more thing." "If I come to america with Olga you think you can get me tickets to celine dion?" "I will not only get you tickets, i will get you backstage." "And if we're really lucky, you'll have coffee with her, okay?" "Get down!" "There's your guys." "See you in four days?" " How'd it go?" " Well, I had a minor snag." "Not bad." "I would've liked to gotten in a double twist before the blowup." "Heads up." " Thanks, doll-face." " Anytime." "You got any gum?" "Put your thumb in there." "So cherkasov wants to do the deal on sunday." "The wedding's on sunday." "I knew that." "I wouldn't forget my only son's wedding." "We'll just have to juggle." "Don't think of it as a problem, think of it as an opportunity for a solution." " So have you met the bride's family yet?" " No, I'm a little worried about that." " About what?" " Well, the father." "He's a doctor." "You know how they are." "They think they're better than all the rest of us." "He's probably a brain surgeon or something." "I need you to listen to me carefully now because it's getting very, very serious." "All right." "Now, the fungus on your toes is coming back." "Are you putting the powder in your shoes?" "Are you using the cream at night?" "Sometimes." "If a piano was falling on your head, you move out of the way "sometimes"?" "It's a fungus." "I wasn't worried." "Start worrying!" "It doesn't hurt to worry." "Dr. Peyser, your daughter's here." "I'll be right back." " Hey, daddy." " Hi, sweetie." "What'd you want?" "The mortons are bringing their children now." " You know their 8-year-old, irwin?" " Yeah." "He has a shoe fetish." "I had them at the table with uncle Bernie and aunt Thelma but I think this is a problem." " Thelma was beaten up in a shoe store." " My god." "I don't wanna put them together." "I'll move bernie and thelma to the 12-step table." "Fine." "Whatever you want, dad." "I just don't want you to be too anxious about the seating chart." "No, I'm fine." "I just want the best wedding in the world, that's all." "Marc's only requirement is that his parents are at separate tables facing away from each other, and out of earshot." " I know." " And his dad's coming over at 7 tonight." " I'll believe that when I see it." " Marc swears he'll be there this time." " Well, I'm making a veal." " Nice, dad." "Okay, I'll sign off on this and fax it to the new caterer and we're done." " The new caterer?" " Yeah, you know that." "Daddy, you fired another caterer?" "They weren't caterers." "That was a man and his wife and lettuce." "Okay." "Fine." "I didn't even want a caterer, i just wanted six people and a beach, but..." "Melissa, this is what you want." "This is the wedding you'll remember." "You're right." "Thank you, dad." "Bye." "Get the beach out of your head, it's overrated." "You'll be standing there in front of an e." "Coli sign." "Shit." "We got a fire in number one again." "Got any halon left?" "Barely." "We're losing altitude." "We're coming up on nova scotia." " How about thibodoux?" " You're meeting his person tonight." "I can't tonight." "I've got the in-laws for dinner." "I've blown them off three times." "I can meet with thibodoux's person." "You do the parent thing." "No." "You're not ready yet." " Always the bridesmaid, never the bride." " Who got you into this business?" "I taught you everything you know." "When you're ready, you can take the lead." "I'll figure it out tonight." "I'll just improvise." "Okay, here we go." "Mayday, mayday!" "Lear niner-whiskey-mike approaching cape breton." "And this is when Melissa went bungee jumping." "She's so crazy." " Was that my dad?" " Nope." "Your father seems to be working all the time." "I had no idea selling xerox machines was so demanding." "It's a wild ride." "Yeah, but he loves it." "I have an announcement to make!" "The glaze on the veal is now a laminate." "It's like a plastic jacket." "He doesn't usually cook." "He can't handle the pressure." "I'd just like to know what day we're gonna eat." "He's here." "Here we go." "I am sorry." "I am so sorry." "My apologies." "Engine trouble." "Mea culpa." "Mea culpa to the tenth power... are you Katherine?" "Oh, my god!" "Marc said you were gorgeous, but he didn't do you justice." " Come here." "Come here." " Well, thank you." "Hello, beautiful." "How are you?" "Good to see you." "Hi, buddy." "Sorry, business." " Is she here?" " No." "She'll be at the rehearsal dinner." "Okay, good." "Boy, do you have a beautiful house here." "What is that, veal jerky?" "We passed jerky about an hour ago." "This has gotta be the doctor." " Come here." " That's all right." " Come here." "Come on." " No, I don't like this." "Thank you, Jer." "I don't need your watch." "I've already got my own right here." "What are you talking about?" "How did you do that?" " I love magic tricks!" " That's wonderful." "Breaks the ice a little bit, huh?" "Gets that party going!" "All right." "That's very entertaining." "Dad, does he get the watch back?" "Of course!" "I just feel terrible about the meal, so dinner is on me!" "He who is tardy pays for the party, okay?" "Jer, Katherine, what do you feel like?" "Ethnic food?" "How ethnic?" "This place is gonna knock your socks off." "I'll meet you inside, okay?" "Dad, can I have a second with you?" " At least the dog looks fresh." " Just relax, honey." "The whole schmoozy salesman thing..." " yeah, how's that playing?" " Take it down a notch." "Yeah, okay, I got you." "Thanks." "Good evening and welcome to Quan Lee." "Table for five?" " Are you full tonight?" " Expecting to be any moment, sir." "This is Quan Lee." "He's the owner of the place here." "Quan Lee and I did some copy-related work in vietnam together." "Katherine, why don't you sit over here." "He had a copier with a paper slot that was choked with paper." "So I destroyed the copier." "Dad's always got great stories." "Tastes like beer, but it's got an incredible buzz." "This guy gets around." "He's chased across prague in the morning, has dinner with u.s. Contacts that night." " So have you ever been to vietnam?" " No, but we hear it's lovely." "Jerry prefers to stay in one place." "He had an anxiety attack watching an airline commercial once." "Honey, I did not have an anxiety attack." "If I remember correctly, that airline is now out of business, so thank you very much." "Jer, I'm with you." "I like to be in control." "I like to be right there in the driver's seat." "In which case, pray you're not a passenger." "Marc doesn't like the way I drive." "Am I wrong?" "I look at traffic signals sort of as a suggestion." "In that case, you would be wrong." "He would." " Who's that?" " Which one?" " The guy on the left." " Just a sec." "You got him?" "I've got no id." "He could be deep cover." "Menus." "Would you like me to bring you some arm extenders with that?" "No, I'm fine, thank you." "I'm just..." "I'm stretching." "We'll have the house special, please." "Excellent." "Extra hot." "Let me check, make sure they do it right." "But whatever you bring extra hot, bring out mild too." "Or eggs!" "Can we hold this off for about two hours?" "I have to wire my employer in 30 minutes." "Jer, wait till you see the special." "You are gonna flip out." " We're very excited." " I can't wait." "Jer, you all right?" "You haven't touched your food." "My food is still eating." " Well, I think it's time for a toast." " Hear, hear." "Marc, buddy seems like yesterday you were just starting school." "What was the name of that school?" " Horton?" " Horton, yeah." "Sorry." "I should have gotten there a little more often." "But look at you now, out of law school working with a brand-new firm, about to marry this beautiful girl." "Where did the time go, man?" "I gotta go to the john." "Oh, I'm sorry." " Cheers." " Cheers." "Cheers." "You haven't even tasted it." "Have you seen the discovery channel?" "This is one of the stars." "You might as well eat barbara walters." "I'm going to the bathroom." "I don't like to be kept waiting." "You know we're hot?" "If we're going to do this, we have to do it now." "Take it out." " Should I put it in?" " I'll do it." "Very well." "Good old Olga." "She's in good shape for a 20-year-old runaway." "Where is she exactly?" "I'll tell you when I get the money." "Bring the proof to monsieur thibodoux." "I'll wire him now, tell him you check out." "I'm not going to france, i just came from europe." "I'm barely adjusted to the time change." "This deal has gotta go down by sunday." "You are not serious about brokering a deal for Olga." "I'm serious... hey, Jer?" " You're not a stall-peeper, are you?" " No." "No." "Because they got a website for guys like you." "I think you ought to take it online." "Actually, I dropped a quarter, and..." " it's not in there?" " No." "I don't need it." "I'm all right." "Thanks." "Yeah, could I do this alone?" "You're not centered." "Would you mind?" "It's too close for me." "I have a shy bladder." "Oh, great." "Talk to me on day six." "Jer, you still here?" "Oh, you got that shy bladder thing, huh?" "That's pretty common." "Buddy, you mind?" "My friend is trying to take a pee." "Well, well." "What do we have here?" " I'll come back." " No, you stay where you are, Jer." "This man's just about to leave." "Excuse me." "What is this?" "I mean, what...?" "Next time I see a woman in the men's room I'm calling management!" "Can you believe this?" "Doug?" "That's it, we're going home." "The wedding is off." "What?" "Dad, what are you talking about?" " What happened?" " He beat up a guy in the bathroom." "He wasn't even going to the bathroom to begin with." " Dad, you're going insane." " I'm already there." "I got it." "An unconscious person." "You must be working." "The first thing I noticed about the guy is he supinates." " So?" " His shoes show medial heel erosion." "Only pronators have that!" "Never mind, it's technical." "Marc is a wonderful guy." "But this is too much for me to handle." "Fine." "Don't marry Marc, I will." " Jerry." " Don't "Jerry" me now." "Let's go." " Oh, sweetheart..." " honey, let's go." "Let's go." "Now." "Mom!" "I tried to push this... it's bad enough you screwed up your life." "I won't let you screw up mine." "I'll make this up to you." "No, no, no!" "You listen." "Don't apologize to me, apologize to them." "You fix this." "You fix this." "Okay." "I hear you." "I'm sorry about my father." "Honey, I'm sorry about my father." " Here." " Thanks." " I have an idea." " Yeah?" "Let's you and me leave town immediately." "Let's escape our wedding." "There's no escaping." " Really?" " Really." "Isn't this supposed to be about us?" "Sweet, funny, whimsical Melissa." "Weddings aren't about the bride and groom." " There he is!" "He's inside!" "Let's move!" " Go!" "Get that out!" "Some doctors like to operate but I believe in exhausting all non-surgical techniques first." "This gentleman, however, will need surgery." " What?" " I'm sorry." "That's my fault." "I should've told you that privately." "It slipped out." "It's not a big deal." "At worst, you'd lose a toe." " Oh, my god." " It rarely happens." "All right, gorgeous, you arrange for the plane." "I'll be right back." "Are you sure about this?" "We've got the fbi on us like trailer trash on velveeta." "Yeah." "No, I promised Marc." "Besides, I owe the guy an apology." "Okay, guys, let's try and keep a low profile." "Since we're talking about the sesamoid bones let's see their role in the deformity anatomically known as hallux abducto valgus, or what?" "The...?" "The bunion." "The bunion..." "what?" "What are you doing here?" "Listen to you." "You're mr." "Medical authority." "I asked you on the phone not to come here." "I don't want to see you again." "I just wanted to apologize and make sure that you don't have any problem with me that would interfere with the wedding." " There's not gonna be a wedding." " Would you like us to step outside, sir?" " No, I wouldn't." "Do you know what a remarkable teacher you have here?" "This man was chosen chicago's podiatrist of the year three years in a row!" "So let's give him a hand, huh?" "Would you please leave right now?" "Five minutes, a cup of coffee." "I just want to iron out a couple of things." "If I give you five minutes, will you leave me alone forever?" "Of course I will." "I need five minutes." "All right?" "Just relax." "I'll be right back." "Thank you." "This is where I work." "I don't bother you when you're in the bathroom with your hookers." " What are you talking about?" " Oh, please." "Olga, the 20-year-old runaway." "What are you doing?" "No more magic tricks!" "Thank you." " What happened?" "What is that?" " You!" "Freeze!" "What?" " What happened?" " I said, freeze!" "How'd it go?" "Patch things up with the family?" "Well, not really." "Come on." "Watch your head, sir." "You took my picture?" "Jerome Allen Peyser, 200 rector place." "Subject was apprehended in possession of 9.4 milliliters of fissile nuclear waste." " Fissile what?" " Yeah, right." "Next you'll tell me you've never heard of Olga." "The 20-year-old runaway." "Hey, I don't know what that means." "I overheard it!" "Listen, I'm a foot doctor." " I want a name." "What's your name?" " Hutchins." "Now I get to ask a question." "Where'd you get that canister from, this man?" "That's him!" "That's the guy who I got it from!" "The homeless guy?" "Great." " An arms dealer and a smart-ass." " Arms dealer?" " What happened to pimp?" " Fine." "You're a pimp." " No, I'm nothing!" "It's him!" " Who?" "The meter maid is the hostess!" " Nobody is who they are." " Sounds like you're tripping on drugs, pal." "Look, he's talking to me!" "Hi, there." " I think I breathed a little!" " Don't be such a pussy." "Don't call me a pussy!" "You just made me radioactive with your fissile nuclear waste!" "Bet you never said that sentence before, Jer." " I don't even know what it means!" " Some things you shouldn't know." "You probably gave me leukemia!" "Oh, you're gonna be fine." "Now, hop in." "I'm not hopping anywhere with you." "Jer, we are family." "And don't make me do something I don't wanna do." "We're not family." "There's not gonna be..." "I'm going!" "I'm going!" "Now, you hold on tight." "It's a cushman." "It goes 5 miles an hour." "Not this one." "All right, slow down!" "Listen, while I got you here i wanted to tell you I'm so sorry i had to drag you through all this." "All right, there's a car!" "Okay, wait a minute!" " Is that a fanny pack?" " Yes." "What's so funny?" "There's a taxi!" "Oh, my god, a taxi!" "This isn't funny." "There's a girl!" "Ostop this!" "Stop the little thing!" "Jer, I'm worried about you." "You just don't look good." "Let me get you a glass of water." "What's the plane situation?" "Will I make it to thibodoux's in time?" "It shouldn't be a problem." "You have tailwinds." "He's expecting you at 3." " You want me with you, I can rejig." " Here you go." "No, I need you here." "I wanna make sure cherkasov is okay with the chicago drop." "Jer." "Jer." "Don't go there, Jer." "Jer." "You're really gonna have to work on your listening skills." "Mr. Xerox." "Well, a great supply of copiers you have here." "I like the one shaped like a rocket launcher." "Does it collate?" "Is that a fanny pack?" " It's cute, isn't it?" " It's adorable." "Yeah, it's a fanny pack." "I'm a doctor, something you know nothing about." "I'm riveted." "Go on." "I have a phone in here and a pager and some lorna doones, in case I get hungry." "And I also have a personal attack alarm and if you come near me again, I'm gonna use it!" "She hit me!" "Did you like it?" "What is wrong with you?" "Something's really wrong." "So just tell me what you are." "A smuggler?" "A pimp?" "You deal in russian runaways?" "Yeah, we're all those things and more." "We are deep undercover." "We're the cia." "Great." "Now we have to kill him." " Oh, ange, enough already." " Fine." "I'm gonna go salvage what's left of my personal life." " I don't believe anything you're saying." " It's better that way." "The one thing you should know is that we are the good guys." "Okay." "Look, I didn't see anything." "I'll never tell a soul." " So take me home and I'm done." " We'll talk about it on the plane." "I don't fly." "There's no plane." "Doctor, do you know what a roofie is?" "Yeah, I know what a roofie is." "Frat boys give them to girls at parties." "Oh, no, no." "Oh, don't rape me." "Hello?" "Hey, Jer." "We're on a plane!" "Yes, we are." "And you're doing quite well, I might add." "I'm making myself an omelet." "You hungry?" "I feel sick." "How did that stuff work out that I put in your drink?" "Gives you a hell of a kick." "People say they wake up so refreshed." "You gave me a roofie." " There's nobody flying!" " No, Gulfstream 5, top of the line." "This baby flies itself." "This one, I think, belongs to Barbra Streisand." " What kind of omelet fillings you want?" " You stole Barbra Streisand's plane?" "I borrowed it." "It's not like we're going to the bahamas or anything." "I mean, this is official business." " I'm gonna throw up." " Bathroom's right behind me." "I'm really proud of you, Jer." "I think you really conquered this flying thing." "You're my hero." "You have dialed an invalid country code." "Okay, Marc is such a wonderful guy." "And you are so lucky." "I'm gonna get so drunk." "I'm totally fine." "I fall all the time, you guys." "I fall every day." " Marc?" " Melissa, it's your father!" " Dad?" " Honey." "Dad, I can't hear anything." "You're breaking up." "I can't hear anything." " Jerry?" " Katherine!" "I am in the bathroom of Barbra Streisand's airplane." "Steve is taking me to france!" "Honey, your father's going to france with Barbra Streisand!" "What?" "!" "Babs!" "Babs!" "I'm not going to france with Barbra Streisand!" "So, what's she like?" "Is she nice?" "She's not here!" "I love Barbra Streisand." " They're taking me against my will!" " This doesn't make any sense." "These things don't have to make sense, Katherine." "Call everyone." "All the authorities!" "Do it now!" "Is Melissa okay?" "She said something to me in the office." "I'm worried about her." "Put her back on the phone!" "Jerry?" " Yeah?" " Hey, Jer, you fall in?" "Yeah, I did." "I fell in." "I'll be out in a minute." "Hello?" "Mom, can you come here for a minute?" "Oh, no." "This is about the tax return, isn't it?" "You ever been to france, Jer?" "No." "I think we're flying way too low." "Well, we gotta stay under the radar." "It makes things a little less complicated." "Yeah, but this is just too low." "Let me tell you about this guy we're gonna see." "His name is Jean-Pierre thibodoux." "Now, he is a smuggler of the worst kind." "But not to worry, all right?" "We're just going in and out." "Gotta pick up $ 170 million." "Hopefully broker a deal where I can bust both the buyer and seller, put them in jail." "You're getting $ 170 million?" "Yeah." "It's chump change for a guy like that." "Once he's got Olga he can control the black market in the u.s., russia and the middle east." "So everybody wants this Olga." "Oh, my god." "Oh, no." "What's this shaking?" "What is that?" "That's too much!" "Oh, Jer do you know anything about flying a G5?" "That's not funny!" "I'm serious, Jer." "There's something wrong here." "What are you doing?" "Why are you banging that?" "Do you know how you put the landing gear down in this?" "You don't know where the landing gear is?" "How can you not know that?" "!" "I got you so good, didn't i, Jer?" "You son of a... my husband couldn't possibly be buying a..." " could you please repeat that?" " A stealth nuclear submarine." "Missing since 1998. the commander of the fleet, one alexei cherkasov now a kingpin with the russian mob, has been selling stolen military equipment." "This is his big-ticket item." "And we found a sample of her fissile nuclear waste in your husband's possession." "Fissile nuclear what?" "Each submarine emits a kind of radioactive waste which bears a unique imprint to that particular sub." "A proof of possession." "You guys, my dad wouldn't buy a russian sub." "I mean, he won't even buy a foreign car." "Place is clean." "Thank you." "We'll be in touch." "Guys, let's go." "When I opened the door, i thought they were strippers." "So I'm in france because of submarine piss." "Yeah, it's nutty, isn't it?" "Think what you'll tell your grandchildren." "Of course, you're gonna be sworn to secrecy, so you won't be able to, but... who are these guys?" "Hi, how are you?" "Nice hair." "I don't understand something!" "Why would a smuggler want a...?" "Large, armed, virtually undetectable transport vehicle?" "Right." "So he moves drugs, munitions, everything." "World falls apart, this guy makes a fortune." "I see a lot of guns." "Did you ever think it's because you want to see the guns?" "I mean, I look around, i see birds, flowers, beautiful girls." "The cup is half-full." "You know, you gotta stop, smell the roses." "Arms up." "Please be careful." "I have very sensitive underarms." "I just don't..." "I'm not kidding." "Don't do that, please." "Please!" "Fanny pack?" "By the way, this fanny pack comes from france." "Take a good look, boys." "I've been known to shoot tranq darts from my knees." "Look at you." "You're just an old guy pretending to be a little kid." "Knee brace." "The brace is for getting through metal detectors." "Distracts them from the knife in my shoe." "Steven!" "Jean-Pierre." "Come on." "One little thing I almost forgot." "I've been known to travel with some dangerous types so he might think that you're an arms dealer or a deadly assassin." " So you just play along with it, okay?" " What?" "Just play along at being a deadly... silent, but deadly." "We must hold our introduction." "Please, gentlemen, walk with me." "This man was caught stealing from me." "Were this one year ago, i would torture him to death." "But I have made some personal growth." "You notice it, right?" "I noticed right off the bat, Jean-Pierre." "Well, I'm calmer now." "I am more centered." "I spent some time with deepak chopra." "He wrote molecules of emotion and natural healing for anxiety and depression." "I have learned how to forgive." "Run for your life!" " I know I need to do more work on myself." " You're doing great, j.p." "I did not get your name." "Jerry." " You don't know who this guy is?" " No." "The Fat Cobra." "Well, I am honored." "I hope we shall get to know each other better." "Follow me." "Exactly who am i?" "A legendary crime leader known only as the Fat Cobra." "Fat Cobra?" "So, what does that refer to?" "A snake?" "Slithery?" "Venomous?" "What?" "No, not exactly." "It refers to... oh." "Shit." "Your contact will meet the seller in chicago on sunday." " Then he'll give him Olga's location." " It was nova scotia on wednesday." "It's chicago on sunday." "What do you want from me?" "I'm the middleman here." "One hundred and seventy in cash and bearer bonds." "But I don't hand over cash before seeing the merchandise." "J.p., who gave you the rocket launchers last month on credit?" "How long have we known each other?" "Years." "All right, I trust you." "Besides, if you try to screw me i will kill you and everyone you've ever met." "That's great, huh?" "That's great... shit, that knee." "Wanna wait while I count the money or take a walk?" " We'll wait here." "No!" "I would love nothing more than to share a drink with the legendary Fat Cobra." "Those mosquitoes are bad this time of year." "So you're buying a submarine." "Well, that'll be nice." "Wonderful." "Now I can take anything anywhere." "Cocaine, nuclear devices." "Whatever you want, I will move it." "That's terrific." "We just got another town car." " Please make yourself comfortable." " Okay." "We're gonna lay here together." "Thank you." "To Fat Cobra in the flesh." "So tell me how many kills do you have?" " Kills?" " Six." " Six only?" "Since christmas." "People think we are insane." "They don't know the joy of holding a man's beating heart in the palm of your hand." "That's a good feeling." " Let's take a walk." " No, I walked too much today." "Besides, I have a little pain here behind my ankle." " Let me take a look at it." " What do you mean?" "I'm a foot person." "Just like me." "All right, tell me something here." "Is it tender right there?" "Yes!" "You have plantar fasciitis in the heel." "You should go soak that." "Did you say "soak"?" "I didn't mean soak the whole body." "I'll grab a bathing suit." "Which would you like, american or french?" "Soviet." "I'll be right back." "I'm going to kill you!" "Kill you!" "That's great!" "Great, Jerry." "You're getting into character." "I gotta get his client list and see what he's smuggling and where it's traveling, so keep him looking the other way!" "Did you hear what he's calling me?" "Did you hear that?" "Fat Cobra!" "Listen i have to talk to you." "Hey!" "I can't go in with you, but I'm happy to watch." " Why?" " I have, like, a childhood problem." "A disease." "Sort of rare." "I'm not waterproof." "My skin will let in water." "So I can't be in a situation where i submerse myself." "So as a child, I couldn't do anything." "I couldn't even play with a hose." " You know, the slip 'n slides?" " Yes." "I couldn't have that." "And even snow cones." "Anyway, if I got in there and it happened, then I could really get sick." "What would happen is the water goes all the way through the skin because I got what they..." "well, they call "wet bone."" "I'm curious to know more about wet bone." "Well, the money's all there, huh?" "You okay?" "You're looking a little dizzy." "I'm married." " You're married?" " Yeah, I'm married." "Well, actually, we're separated." "Okay, I killed her." "Well, my wife is still very much alive." "It's very nice to have a wife." "But as a man, there are certain things i can only do with other men." " Like golf?" " No, I'm not gay." "It's just occasionally I need the company of a man." "Just because I'm big, it doesn't mean I'm easy." "Wow!" "I don't want to interrupt." "Just wanted to tell you the money's good i talked to the supplier, and he'll be there sunday." " Would you guys like me to go?" " No, we're done." "That was a good soak, and I thank you very much." "The international operator." "Hurry, hurry, hurry!" "Could you hold, please?" "Excuse me!" "Peyser is on line one." "He's crazed." "Something about Steve Tobias and the Fat Cobra." " Mr. Peyser?" " It's dr." "Peyser!" "You are in trouble." "Where you calling from?" "How can I be in trouble?" "I didn't do anything." "Steve Tobias gave me that fissile waste!" " Did you say Steve Tobias?" " Yes." " He's one of you guys, right?" " Mr. Peyser, this is the fbi." "Tobias was with the cia, but he was let go." "He's a rogue agent." " What does that mean?" " He went bad." "He's mentally unstable and dangerous." "What's this about the Fat Cobra?" "Please, I'm innocent." "Why don't you come tonight." "We'll be in chicago at 8:00 at the marriott marquis." "We're in the eleanor roosevelt function room." "There's no eleanor roosevelt function room at that hotel." "One of the roosevelts!" " Who you talking to?" " Just an operator." "Nobody." "Are you lying to me, Jer?" "That will upset me." "You don't want to upset me." "No, no." "No, I don't." "Good." "So let's get going, huh?" "Last one to the plane's gonna take 170 mil through customs." "Look, I'm used to dealing with dr." "Peyser, okay?" " What do you have to do with this affair?" " Nothing." "I'm the bride." "Congratulations." "Now, what do you want me to do with the spray of freesia?" "Hey, buddy, I'll show you where you can put the spray of freesia, okay?" "Okay." "Gloria, what did you do with the table-card seat-assignment thingies?" "What thingies?" "I'm a little muzzy." "I think the devil's playing drums in my head." "That better be my dad." " "Streisand." "Private."" " That would be me." " Yeah." " Yeah." "Where are you?" "Melissa's just really freaking out." "And her dad's not even here, and he planned the whole thing." "No, he's right here." "He's fine." "Listen, buddy, I wanna give you the heads up on something." "We've changed the location of the rehearsal dinner." "We're gonna meet you at the signature room at the hancock tower instead of the marriott." "You moved the rehearsal dinner?" "Well, the hancock tower owed us a favor and they'll set us up really nice." "So if you get there before I do and there's any kind of problem, ask for artie." "Reference the alabaster incident." "He'll know what you're talking about." "Oh, my god." "I'm sorry about this, buddy, but it's important." "And this isn't?" "You gotta trust me on this, all right?" "Have I ever let you down?" "Well, as a matter of fact... don't answer that." "I'll make it up to you." "What was the name of that song you guys sang at that karaoke club on your first date?" "What?" ""Get down tonight" by kc and the sunshine band." "Why?" "I was just curious." " I'll talk to you later." " Super." "Oh, my god." "So you went and called the fbi." "I know all about you now." "You're a liar." "You lie about everything." "I did not lie to you, Jer." "I do not lie to family." "Don't call me family!" "We're not family!" " He did what?" " It's fine." "He switches things around sometimes... how could he just go and do that?" "Because he's Steve Tobias." "And Steve Tobias is an emotional fascist." "But I'd like to say something." "Just because I hate Marc's father it's not going to be uncomfortable here at the wedding." " Hello, everyone!" " Hi, mom." "Hi, honey." "I'm so happy to be here." "And I'm so proud of you." "And finally, the daughter I never had." "You complete me." "You know, Marc was supposed to be a girl." "And this is popo." " Popo?" " Hi." "He's doing the ceremony with the rabbi." "He is?" "The signature room?" "What happened to the marriott?" "It's closer to the ground." "Come on." "The signature room." "I've always wanted to come here, but Jerry gets vertigo." "Thank you so much for the surprise." "This would be Steve's doing." "He doesn't have a soul so he has to compensate by making extravagant gestures." "Well, marriage is difficult." "But we had fantastic sex." "Fantastic, angry crazy, crazy, crazy sex." "Hey." " We're here." " Oh, my god." "Your dad must sell a lot of toner." "Oh, hi." "I'm so happy you could come." "Roosevelt." "This is it!" "Freeze!" "Hey." "What's up?" "Got Carlucci!" "He found them." "They're over at the hancock tower." "Peyser set us up." "Son of a bitch!" "I want the whole unit regrouped downstairs in two minutes." "Let's go!" "You're doing great, Jer." "First an airplane, now one of the tallest buildings in the world." "I'm proud of you." "Has the elevator stopped?" "It's too high." "Here, please." "Water." " What's this?" " My collapsible cup." "You're a piece of work, Jer." "If it's tap water, let it run at least 20 seconds." "Melissa!" "Melissa!" "Daddy, where the hell have you been?" "First you plan this whole thing without me, and then you disappear." " I don't know anyone here!" " I'm sorry." "I went to france." "It wasn't my fault." "I just want everything to be wonderful, that's all." "Are you having a good time, at least?" "I'm trying to." "No." " No?" " We have to do shots!" "Shots, shots, shots!" " Are you okay?" " No!" "The fbi came to the house!" "It's Steve." "I talked to them." "He's a rogue agent." "He's unstable!" " Who?" " Steve." " He's a rogue xerox agent?" " No, no!" "Cia." "I'm lucky to be here." "I had a roofie." "I was on a plane!" " That's right, you flew!" " I did." "I did fly!" "Isn't that something?" " The thing is, you gotta go private." " Yeah." "Oh, god." " Oh, there you are." " Judy, judy, judy." "How are you?" "You look great." "It's the work at the ashram." " And the therapy." " Really?" "And several powerful prescription drugs." "I'm kidding about the drugs." "Or am i?" "At any rate, let's give ourselves permission to be honest with each other so we can have some closure this weekend." "Let's not." "Why do you enjoy moving rehearsal dinners and having everyone hate you?" "Another question." "On your birthday why do you always end up in the bathtub in the fetal position clutching a firearm?" "And one more." "Why did you always weep like a little girl during orgasm?" "Answer to all of the above:" "Fear of intimacy." " Judy." " You're heading for a crash, Steve Tobias." "Into a mountain called self-awareness." "You have been running away from yourself your whole life." "No, i've been running away from you!" "Because I'm the only one that's got your number!" "Let's go!" "Hurry." "Well, you're here, and you seem fine." "I seem fine?" "Have you heard nothing?" "What, am I not talking english?" "This is fine to you?" " Katherine, hi." "How are you?" " Hi, Steve." " Get away from me." " I brought you your water." " Okay, thanks." " Come on, let's go." "No, I... get help." "Get some help!" "Let's do it." "What the hell is this?" "I said, signature room!" "I did, I swear." "Top floor." " Look, there are only three buttons." " Signature room." "Is this not a beautiful evening?" "Well, I stand before you this evening as a very, very happy man." "Not only has the almighty seen fit to provide me with a beautiful new daughter but I am blessed with this man here on my left." "A man who's given so much to so many." "A man who has a taste for adventure..." " this is your father, right?" " My dad?" "...who is willing to try new things." "Damn it!" "Let's take the stairs!" "Now!" "But most importantly a man who I know will always be close in my heart." " A man who I..." " he is mentally ill!" "No, I mean it, he's dangerous!" "Listen, he gave me a roofie!" "He took me on a plane to france!" "Yeah, I took him to france!" "Stop it!" "He's a rogue agent!" "He works for the other side!" "Call somebody!" "Well, enough of the hearts and flowers, huh?" "We're here to have a good time, right?" "Here we go!" "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome kc and the sunshine band!" "Oh, my god." "Honey, this is the song we sang on our first date!" "I know." "You are one slick bastard." "Look, leave me alone!" "Find somebody else to torture." " Okay." " Thank you!" "Dr. Peyser." "Agent hutchins, thank god!" " You're under arrest." " What are you doing?" "Stay where you are, dr." "Peyser." "Or should we call you Fat Cobra?" "I'm not the Fat Cobra!" "If necessary, shoot to kill." "You got the wrong guy!" "I'm... there's 100 guns pointing at my head!" " They think you're the Fat Cobra." " Because you told them!" " No, I didn't." "You told them!" " No, I didn't!" "Meliss?" "Okay." "It may not be the best time to tell you this but a couple of years ago, i slept with Marc." "And I think I'm still in love with him." "What?" "Yesterday, I was a respected man in my community." "Today, they want to kill me!" "My life is ruined!" "Jerry, I am sorry I ruined your life, but you know what?" "This case is my life." "I'm on a roof." "I don't do roofs." "Peyser, down on the ground!" "On the ground now!" "Well, buddy, I guess this is it, huh?" "We tried." " Give me a hug." " What, are you crazy?" " Fine, I'll hug you." " No!" "What are you...?" "Wait!" "Wait!" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "!" "Holy mother of god!" "Now, you're gonna feel a slight jerk." " You're so much more than a slight jerk!" " That's not very nice." "Jerry, listen to me." "I need you to keep your weight centered!" "My weight's fine!" " Help!" " We're fine!" " Help!" " Have a good night!" "Get control!" "Get control, you schmuck!" " You're not exactly helping things, Jer." " Helping how?" " Unwrap your legs." " What?" "Unwrap your legs!" " All right!" " Thank you." "I guess I forgot to take parachute etiquette when I went to medical school!" " This isn't fun." " You gotta stop and smell those roses." "Don't ever use that expression again!" "Ever!" "We're about to get impaled by that!" " What the hell is that?" " I don't know." "I've always hated it." " Jer?" " Hold on to me!" "I'll hold on to you!" "It's okay." "We're down." "Easy, Jer." "Get off me!" "I'm choking!" " All right." "We're safe and sound." " Unbuckle it." "Quick." " We're neither!" " We are." " Okay, pal, let's get the hell out of here." " No, no." "I am done!" "I'm finished with you!" "I mean it!" "What do you mean?" "When I thought I was gonna die, you know what image is in my head?" "No." "I'm thinking of that look my daughter gave me up there." "I've given her these things she doesn't want, and the one time she needs me where am i?" "I'm with you!" "Something you should work on, Jer." " What did you say?" " I said... i have to work on that?" "The worst father in the universe is telling me I gotta work on something?" "Do you know in the last three months I have spent almost every day with your kid?" "Have you seen him even once?" "Were you even there for conception?" "I bet you mailed your sperm in." "I may be bad, granted, but you're worse!" "Way worse!" "And you know I'm right!" "You're way off course." "What is he doing here?" "My least favorite person." "You wanna do something about it, fanny boy?" " I do." "I really do." " Let's go." "Come on." "Bring it on." "You wanna fight me?" "Three rounds." "Let's do it the right way." "He'll referee, we'll... it was before I even met you." "It doesn't bother me that you went out with someone before you met me." " I went out with other guys!" " But that's not even..." " you went out with other guys?" "Who?" " I've told you about them." "And that's the thing." "You weren't as honest with me as I was with you." "And by the way, can you just tell me what your dad really does?" "Because he's got a few too many prada and gucci outfits to be a xerox salesman." " I can't say." " What?" "I mean, I really..." "I'm not allowed to say." "He made me vow." "And I gave him my word." "How good is your word?" "Okay." "I just think you're feeling a little nervous about the wedding." "Don't tell me what I'm feeling!" "My father does that." " So, what are you doing?" " Just confirming." "Cherkasov's got her in position five miles offshore." "Thibodoux's guy is en route, and they're both set for a noon exchange time." "I guess I can squeeze it in between the "i dos" and the appetizers." "Unless you think I'm ready to take the lead." "Excuse me." "That's what I thought." "Always a bridesmaid, never a bride." "Don't worry, I'm used to it." "Push everything back." "Meaning what?" "The whole exchange." "Cherkasov, thibodoux, the money, everything." "Put it off until tomorrow when the kids are on their honeymoon." "I thought you were gonna juggle both." "You always do." "I am tired of juggling." "Cherkasov and thibodoux are not gonna like this." " Well, they can kiss my ass." " Fair enough." "Did you get the tuxedos from the dry cleaners?" "I sure did." " What about the pictures?" " Jacket pocket." "Anything else?" "You look very nice this evening." "Thank you." "What are you doing?" "I'm just waiting for you, mr." "Bright eyes." " You dressed me?" " Yes, I did." "So, Jer, we gotta talk." "I know we've had our differences, but our son and daughter are gonna be married." "And whether we like it or not, we're stuck with each other." "Yeah." "So you knocked some sense into me, father-wise and I'm gonna be changing my lifestyle." "No more shenanigans." "And I'm not working today." "Does the fbi know about this?" "It won't be a problem." "This wedding is gonna be as normal as butter on mashed potatoes." "Come on, let's go." "Freeze!" "Like butter on mashed potatoes, huh?" "That lasted about 10 minutes." "Jer, just relax." "Hutchins do you have kids?" " I have a jack russell terrier." "Well, then you'll understand." "You gotta give me two hours." " You're kidding me!" " This is my son's wedding." "You can do anything you want to me afterwards." "You can take me out back, shoot me, be a hero." "But let me see my boy get married." " Or..." " hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Well, maybe you ought to just see this." "What?" "Where'd you get...?" " This was in college, man." "I was pledging." " Wow." " Stand down!" " That's a big pair of heels." "Hutch, thanks so much." "Yeah, thank you." "We'll send out some cake later." "Yeah, we'll be right here!" " That was fun!" " Yeah." "Blackmail." "It's terrific." " Jerry!" " Uncle ben!" " Mazel tov." " Thanks." " Where's Marc and Melissa?" " Where are they?" " Where are they?" " I don't know." "Where are they?" " I don't know." " Ben, I'm asking you." " I'm asking you." " I'm asking you." "All right, stop!" "We're turning into abbott and costello." "I'm sure they're here." " Dr. Peyser." " Hi, rabbi." "We're already behind schedule, and I do have two other ceremonies this afternoon." " And that buddhist monk..." " that was not my idea." " What's wrong with him?" " He's an idiot." " Okay." "Well, let me talk to him." " Thank you." "I don't know one person here!" "Not one person." "That's right, because it's not an arms convention." "Talk to these guys." " Hey, guys!" " Hey." "Hi, who are you?" " Marc's frat brothers." "Who are you?" " I'm Marc's dad." " Seriously?" " Yeah." " Marc never mentioned he had a dad." " Like, not ever." "Well, I'm traveling a lot." "I just assumed that you were dead or in jail." "Me too." "Well, fuck you very much and have another beer." " Thanks a lot." " Thanks." "Mr. Monk if you two can't work this out, the planet is doomed." "What can I do?" "Just talk to her." " Dr. Peyser." " Hi." " Gloria, from before." " Yeah, I know." "Hi, gloria." " Have you seen Melissa?" " No, where is she?" "I'm a little worried." "I got really wasted last night, and I did this my best friend's wedding thing and told her I dated Marc one time." " You what?" " I think she may have bolted." "So, I thought you'd like to know the wedding is off." " Why?" "What happened?" " Marc and Melissa have vanished." "Jerry, calm down." "It's all gonna be all right." "Melissa." "Melissa!" "Hey!" "I'll be right back." "Melissa!" "Melissa i know you're a little stressed out." "Well, so am i." "You know, it's a big day and, you know, you're confused." "I was confused on the day i got married." "Obviously." "I've never seen Marc happier, and I know it's because of you." "And I get down on my knees, and I thank that big man up there for you coming into his life." "And to tell you that the second i saw you, I knew you're the best girl in the world." "Hi, Steve." "Oh, my god." "What are you doing in that dress?" "I won't be the bridesmaid anymore." "Do you understand?" "No!" "No, not really." "No." ""I taught you." "When you're ready, take the lead."" "Well, I'm ready, and I'm taking the lead." "I don't wanna end up like you, Steve." "No personal life a family that hates you." "I choose happiness!" "It's really a breakthrough for me." "Now, where's the money?" "It's in a case in the warehouse." "The case in the warehouse is empty." "We want the money." "We?" "Jesus christ." "Oh, god." "What a lovely setting." " I see your touch in the decor, no?" " I worked with the designer a little." "Why, it's wonderful." "I was on my way here, excited about my submarine, and then I realized something." "Do you want to know what it was that I realized?" " Sure." " I was more excited to see you." " I cannot get you out of my mind." " Okay." "I am attracted to you physically, which for me is very strange because I find homosexuality disgusting!" "This is a big subject." "And, you know, the wedding, so I actually have to find my family." "I'll talk to you later." " I have them." " You what?" "What are you doing in that?" "Steven, i see you have met my partner." "Yeah, you make a lovely couple." " So where's cherkasov?" " Dead." "What about Olga?" " Steven Tobias, you son of a bitch!" " Lf we don't die, I'm gonna kill you, dad!" " You suck!" " She's wearing my dress!" "Quiet!" "If I give you the money will you leave everybody here unharmed?" "Of course." "Hi." "Since we can't find the bride and the groom, we're just gonna open up the bar." "So everybody have a cocktail!" "That would've made a great gift." "Now get out." "Are you coming, sweet cobra?" " Daddy, this is weird." " Where you going, Jerry?" "I'm sorry, Katherine." "Can I talk to you alone for one second?" "It's about us." " We don't have time to dilly-dally." " Pull around the boat." "What is it, darling?" "What am I to you, exactly?" "A plaything?" "Or a toy?" " No, no, no." " Okay." "Let's do this the right way." "Jean-Pierre, I love you." "And I want you to be my wife!" "How's the plantar fasciitis now?" "!" "Help!" "Jean-Pierre, come on, we have to go." "I keep making myself vulnerable." "Focus on revenge." "Well, Steve you have ruined this darling girl's wedding." " No, no." "I'm okay." " No, you're not!" "You will carry the scar of this day until you die." "All right, I guess I am kind of sad." "Judy, how is this helpful?" "Would both of you please just stop it?" "!" "Why don't you give me a break, huh?" "I'll break your neck!" "That's good, Marc." "Express your anger." " You want a piece of me?" " You bet I do!" "Here it goes!" "Oh, my god!" "What was that?" "The one time my dad showed up at cub scouts i earned a merit badge in covert evasion techniques." " What happened?" " We broke up." "What is that?" "That, my friend, is Olga." "In Lake Michigan?" "So much for homeland security." "I'm excited to go on a submarine." "What was your name again?" "It's Angela." "Goodbye, Angela." " What are you doing?" " Taking preventative measures." "To prevent what?" "May be a torpedo heading towards the wedding." "What?" " I'm gonna come with you." " Sorry, buddy." "It's a one-man job." "You drag me around the world when I don't want to go." "The one time I want to, you say no?" "It's my family too." " I'm going." "You can't stop me." " Wow, Jer." " Get on." " On this?" "Okay." "What is the plan?" "The juliett-class torpedo has an acoustic guidance system." "It tracks whatever's making the most noise." "So if he pulls the trigger, we've gotta divert the torpedo." "Towards what?" "Let me rephrase the question." "What does the torpedo wind up hitting?" " You said you wanted to help." " Oh, my god." "That's before I knew the plan!" "It's a terrible plan!" "How are you doing?" "You doing okay?" "Yeah." "You know, i got a few questions, like what the hell is happening?" "My father is in the cia." "He works deep undercover." "I've spent my life hiding that, but that's the truth." "I dated a few skanky girls before I met you." "I don't really like being a lawyer." "Played with legos until I was 17 and I go to a colorist because I'm prematurely gray." "It's a rinse." "Really?" "I don't want to hide anything from you anymore, because I don't care!" "All I care about is you!" " Marc!" " What?" "I love you." "What are we doing now?" "Why are we turning?" "Make noise!" "Quiet!" "No noise!" "Hi!" "Wait, wait!" "I've got something in my fanny pack!" "Look!" " I'll never make a crack again!" " Yeah, because we'll be dead!" "Hold on!" "Hold on!" "I'm gonna throw up!" "It's coming at us!" "Could you stop that, please?" "Touchy." "All in all, I'm glad I met you!" "Me too, buddy!" "I mean it!" "You're the real thing!" "I'm sorry I called you the worst father in the world!" "I really didn't mean it!" "Thank you, Jer." "I'm sure there's at least two or three guys that are worse!" "That's so awesome!" "Marc?" "Marc?" "Honey?" "Honey?" "Honey, are you okay?" "Baby, are you okay?" "Yeah, but there's cake in my shorts." "Wait." "We're gonna go freshen up." "Are you guys all right?" "Steve?" "We just wanted to let you know this was the worst wedding we have ever been to." "You should thank Jerry." "He put it all together." "Thanks for coming." "We gotta do something about this." "Come on." "I know you all got a lot of questions, but listen up." "I am deep cover cia, case number 3924." "Peter Markell's my sole contact at the agency." "All right." "Well, we're gonna check that out." "You know, you almost blew my cover a few times." "But I don't want an apology because I think I got a way that you can make it up." "And do you, Melissa, take Marc to be your wedded husband to have and to hold from this day forward for better or worse, for richer or poorer in sickness and in health, till death do you part?" "I do." "By the power vested in me by the federal bureau of investigation i now pronounce you man and wife." "You may kiss the bride." "Yeah." " Mazel tov!" " Mazel tov." "You know how I run around and try to save the world?" " Dad, it's okay." " No, no." "No." "What I want you to know is, you are my world, Marc." "I'm so proud of you." "Congratulations." "I know we fought a lot, but we must have done something right." "He's a great kid." "And you're a very good mother." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "And I still hate you." "But I do have a room back at the club." "I am so sorry about the wedding." "What are you talking about?" "Daddy, don't you realize?" "What?" "This is exactly what I wanted." "Six people on a beach." " Good." " I love you." "Thank you." "I love you too." "Thanks." "Six people on a beach." "I could have saved a fortune!" "Jer, you're gonna be fine." "As a matter of fact the whole family, they're gonna be just fine." "Cobra!" "Fat Cobra!" "It's all right, darling!" "I forgive you!" "Call me." "You know something?" "He might actually like prison." "Like it?" "He's gonna love it." "A little help would be nice!" "Anybody?"

"Inspector?" "I just got a call from the local DEA director." "He says hes got big news for us." "Let me know what its about." " How'd it go with Julianna?" " Good." "We got some good stuff on the wire." " How's she holding up?" " Pretty good." "She must have jumped right back after your little chat." "She's got Brown wrapped around her finger again." "This is the good stuff right here." "It's like he's asking her to take a mob oath." "A vow of silence, omerta." "I have to know I can trust you." "That you can keep a vow of silence about things you may see or hear." "Anything I tell you about Blackmire is top secret." "Anything you might overhear or see... the people we meet, you can't talk about with anybody." "Can you tell me why?" "This is the bombshell." "We do work for the agency now and then." " What did he say?" " "We do work for the agency..."" "We do work for the agency now and then." "She asks him to clarify." "What is this... agency?" "The Central Intelligence Agency." "Did he just admit..." "Blackmire's a CIA front?" "What kind of work?" "They just use the company to do things they're not allowed to do." "Does that bother you?" "I find it very... romantic." "You do, do you?" "Then they go back to shagging for a while." "Blackmire's a front company for the CIA?" "That's what the man said." "I need to talk to the inspector general." "May I have a moment alone, please, before you make that call?" "I hope I'm not out of line here, but I don't believe it's the right decision to tell the inspector general" " anything about this." " Why not?" "May I present a hypothetical situation?" "Go ahead." "Blackmire is a huge company here in Canada, with massive holdings in hydro and other energy projects." "If you tell the inspector that you think" "Blackmire is a CIA front company, he'll be obliged to tell the prime minister." "And the prime minister will be obliged to object and tell Washington." "And then, it'll get back to the CIA, and then we'll be told to get lost and lose any opportunity we have to monitor Blackmire." "That's all neither here nor there." "I'm obligated to tell the inspector general." "At some point you might be." "But right now, what we know is still simply speculation." "Brown just confessed to Julianna that he's been fronting for the CIA." " We have it on the record." " I only suggest that in the long run, the inspector general may not wanna hear that right now." "You suggest we keep it to ourselves?" "Well, I'm sure the inspector general would prefer that we present him with concrete and corroborated intelligence about what it is exactly Blackmire and the CIA are doing up here, rather than report what could be the inflated braggings" "of a man who simply trying to impress his lover." "But more importantly, ma'am, my personal concern is, if you report that you've discovered a CIA front company, there's no guarantee anybody wants to hear it." "As we all know, the whistleblower always pays the price." "The messenger is always killed." "Nobody wants this sort of revelation that the CIA has bought pieces of Canada coming up on their watch." "It's suicide." "People need to know about this." "They do." "But there are proper ways." "The back channels." "You've got to make use of them to protect yourself." "All right." "For now, I won't inform the inspector general." "But get Julianna pulled in." "I need to know it's safe to keep her in the game." "Yes, ma'am, I agree." " Thank you, Martin." " Yes, ma'am." "I want Julianna picked up ASAP." " How you doing?" " Good so far." "It's cool." "Thanks for coming." "Taking a walk?" " What's going on?" " You heard about this American Crew, coming to town, setting up shop?" " Yeah, we heard." " About Dante's #2 getting shot?" "Phan's #2 getting shot?" " It's connected with the Americans?" " Well, it could be." "I'm thinking I might be next." " What are you gonna do about that?" " We've talked to Dante and Phan." "We got together and let these guys know that we formed an alliance." "If they want it to escalate, it's not gonna be a walkover." "How are we involved?" "This is your problem." "Yeah, but the more we get together, the more we can show these guys we got a united front, better chance we have of avoiding a showdown." "So who's in this group so far?" "Us, the Disciplines, the Vietnamese." "You, if you want in." "Kind of a United Nations thing, huh?" "What do you say?" "I'm not gonna say no..." "I'm not gonna say yes..." "I gotta run this in front of my guys first." "The sooner we know, the better." " Talk to you later, I guess." " All right." "Take it easy." "We need to know if these American dealers are working with the DEA." "I think we might have to provoke 'em." "How are we doing?" "Good so far." "You?" "I got a piece of intel you might wanna know about." "Your man Jim Reardon has a source inside the Vancouver" " drugs squad." " Yeah?" "Where'd you get this?" "I can't tell you that." "That might get back to us." "All right." "Who is it?" "Detective Rene Desjardins." "This is definite?" "I gotta know the source." "I'm not gonna tell you." "I'm here to pick you up." "Stay where you are." "If that's the way you wanna play it..." " Get in the car." " Leave me alone." "Fuck off." "Don't do this." "Agent Cruickshank from the CIA." "Julianna's freaking out." "She's taking a runner." " Grab her." " Yes, ma'am." "Police." "Stay right here." "Everyone of the street crew, now." "I'm on the north end of Granville Bridge." "Subject is a blonde female, 25 years old, in a short grey trenchcoat, heading into town." "And I need to track her cellphone number." "Did you get an opportunity to speak to Julianna again?" " We did, yes." " And is she co-operating?" " So far so good, yes." " That's good to hear." "We'd like you to arrange a meeting so we can introduce ourselves." "That's gonna be problematic." "She's agreed to co-operate, but she is insisting that we handle her." "But she's agreed to co-operate?" "That's the important thing." "How would you like us to proceed?" "You could put specific questions about Blackmire to her for us." "Of course." "You'll let us know when you make contact?" "Perfect." "She gave the address of Brown's hotel to the cab driver." "I'm there now." "Do what you have to do." "Do not let her meet with Brown." "In her state, she could say anything." "I'd like to speak with Stella Spencer, please." "It's her father calling." " How we doing, gentlemen?" " Good." "I'm doing alright so far." "How's life treating you?" "We get along." "Go on in." "I'm gonna have to pat you down." "Morning." "How's everybody doing?" "All right." "Yourself?" "Every day a holiday, every man a king." "All the way up." "Americans are on their way up." "Yes, I'm still here." "It's Mr Reardon calling." "Who's this?" "Hello." "Good to meet you." "I've been trying to call my daughter on her cellphone, and I haven't been able to get through." "We're up on the roof." "It's a bit of a hike, but looks like you could use it." "Could you have her call me, please?" "She's got my numbers." "Whenever she has the chance." " Thanks for coming." " No problem." "Get you anything?" " You want something?" " No, we can't stay." "We're on the fly." "We came to tell you we're looking forward to do business with you, but we can't give up the street trade." " We gotta have a piece of the retail." " That's kind of irrelevant now." "We've been having talks 'round town ourselves." "You're gonna have to change your plans." "What's that mean?" "We just don't see that there's room for everybody." "Nobody's up for it." "The market's overcrowded." "Is that right?" "You talked to everybody in town?" "That's right." "You should stay on your side of the border." "We handle things up here." "That's gonna be a problem." "You should have thought of that before you came up here." "You should come up here and ask around before you come in and start gunning people down." "You do this... there's gonna be repercussions for your business in the States." " I think we'll survive." " Yeah?" "So will we." "A lot of weed in this town." "You can't control it all." "Good luck to you." "Here we go." "There they go." "We've tracked Juliannas cellphone." "She's been calling Brown's hotel." "The latest call was two minutes ago." "She's somewhere close." "She's close." "Sorry, ma'am." "Building maintenance." "I've got an emergency in the basement." "Come along." "You've gotta be cool for a couple of hours?" "I gotta make an offer on a house." "Yeah, go ahead, do your thing." "Ready to go?" "Good luck." "Actually, I need you for one more minute." "I'll be in the car." "Don't take too long." "You know these guys that have been doing the hits?" "They've been gunning for everybody's #2 man, right?" "Don't think I haven't noticed." "Just be careful." "Always." "Catch you later." "It's me." "What's up with Stella?" "They confiscated her phone?" "They don't allow cellphones during the week." "You just didn't tell me?" "It's in the school rules." "You should have checked." "You know what?" "I don't like this school." "I don't like its rules." "I wanna take her out of that place." " It's not right I can't talk to her." " Leave her alone." "Let her be." "I'm pulling her out of school." "And do what, put her under armed guard?" "Leave her alone." "I'm taking her out of school and putting her where I can talk to her." "You try that and I'll send the cops after you." "Leave her alone!" "It's too big." "Maybe not." "Might need the room." "Don't say that!" "I think two's going to be enough." "I like the neighbourhood." "You heard what the agent said." "We got a judge on this side..." " a banker on that side..." " We fit right in." "I like it." "It's got good security." "It just seems so isolated." "Look, I got another thing I gotta bring up." "You know I'm married, right?" "I think you've told me several times you were divorced." "Yeah, I was separated, but the divorce is a real hassle, it's been going on for years." "Wait..." "Just, hold on." "Will you hold on and let me talk to you?" "I just came from meeting with Reardon." "What's he saying?" "They're gonna try to squeeze us out." "I guess it's back to the plant." "You got somebody to take care of that?" "Yeah, I got a guy waiting in the wings." "Now is better than later." "If we're not making money, my guys'll want to go back home." "Give it a couple of weeks." "It'll turn around, you'll see." "It's your move." "He's meeting with the DA." "I'm not sure you can yank her from the school without Francine's consent." " The school will probably freak." " Well, I wanna take her out of there." "I wanna get her, and I don't want cops to follow me." "Look into the legal situation for me, would you?" "I'll look into it." "Today, Phill." "Right fucking now!" "Pete's hooked up with Jordan." "They took a meeting at the beach." "This is it." "What's going on?" "The DEA's behind this American crew." " Are you sure about this?" " Yeah." "They just took a meeting." " What does this mean?" " It means our plan to make peace with these guys just went right out the window." "Can we get together in a couple of hours and talk strategy?" "Nah, it's too late for your strategies." "They don't work." "This is gonna get a little rock'n'roll now." "You gonna turn off the tap?" "For real?" "We're gonna turn off the tap." "I'll just rattle her cage and see what happens." "I'll be along." "I got the name of Reardon's man in the narc squad." "What do you wanna do?" "Pick him up and flip him." "We need somebody inside Reardon now." "The peace talks just collapsed." "We need to put a lid on things before" " everybody goes up." " I'll track this guy now." "Check the answering machine." "George Brown just arrived at Julianna's, looking for where she might have gone." " Let me know when they leave." " Yes, ma'am." "Where do you think you were going?" "Where do you think?" "Mary's going to be very disappointed in you." "What does she expect me to do?" "I can't... go on lying for every moment of every day." "Why not?" "Because..." "I am tired." "I can't think." "Why don't you go to sleep for a while?" " Do you need something to eat?" " No, I just... need to sleep." "I'll have them bring a bed in for you." "Do you need anything from your purse?" "Just... my pills." " What kind of pills?" " Just for my nerves." "I'll get them sent in." "She's cracking." "A little bit." "Perhaps we should send in a shrink." "A shrink might just scare her." "She's exhausted." "It would be good to take advantage of that." "George Brown's looking for her." "Contact Katarina." "We may need to use her." "Yeah, nothing goes out that's gonna end up in American hands." "I'll keep the money flowing." "Just tell your guys there's a boycott on the Americans." "What's going on?" "We're shutting the Americans out." "Nobody sells them any more weed." " When do we start this?" " Now." "Today." "Call up your dealers and wholesalers and tell 'em we're turning off the tap." "Anybody selling to the Americans gets shot up." " This is gonna start some trouble." " Yeah, maybe for a little while." "But if we starve 'em out, they're gonna go home." "If they can't make money, they won't wanna be here." "As long as everybody else is in." "Everybody's in." "Everybody." "George is going to be worried about me." "I'm worried about you too." "I don't think you can continue to work for us in this condition." "I am feeling fine." "I just had... small breakdown." "Inspector Kiniski was getting on my nerves." "But I am fine now." "Inspector Kiniski was getting on your nerves how?" "He is always... watching me." "I know that is his job, but it was getting on my nerves." "All the time to have these secret policemen cameras on me, is that really necessary?" "For your own security, yes." "I need some privacy." "I need some time to be alone." "Other than that, I am fine." "Just... a little tired." "It is time to let me breathe." "Do you think you can continue working for us?" "Have I not proved myself?" "Why do you wanna continue?" "Because you pay me, and I don't have to sell myself every night to a different man." "I'm with one man, and it is safer." "You told me last night that you were feeling close to George." "I am close to no man." "I am taking care of myself." "George gives me... gifts." "You give me money." "I don't want to go back to working for Katarina." "I just want to... get enough money to go some place, some day, and be alone." "You don't know how strong I am." "I am strong." "This is nothing." "I have... been through war." "This is... nothing." "If I let you go back to work, will you stick to the rules?" "You go back to work, but the cameras stay up, and you do as we ask." "Inspector Kiniski tells you to do something... you do it." "Fine." "Get some more rest, and I'll talk to you later." "You heard what Julianna said about you, that you're harassing her?" "She responds to intimidation." "She also responds to reward." "It's time to give her a bit of leeway." "She has to feel she has some say in the relationship." " I'll lighten up." " Not completely." " Just a touch." " Yes, ma'am." "How long are we keeping her?" "As soon as Katarina's ready." "The boycotts on." "No more weed to the Americans." "It's a serious move." "It's gonna get kinda crazy." "A lot of guys sitting on weed, some will be tempted to sell it." "I'll dip into my bankroll to cover this one." "Go ahead and buy whatever's floating around if you want." "I'll cover it." "You can store it or ship it back east as demand dictates." "I like the sound of that." " Starve these guys out." " This is gonna hurt the street sales." " Those guys can feel it first." " This is gonna work." "Keep your customers happy, just no selling bulk to the Americans." "I'll put the word out." " Meeting with Rene's cousin tonight." " I'll be there." " I was hoping I'd heard from you today." " I need you to broker a meeting for me." "George Brown wants to meet Katarina." "I want it in a public place." "What's going on?" "Katarina's selling Julianna's contract to Brown." "Go through Security to arrange it." "This is Dave Baker." "You got time for a drink?" " What would you like today?" " Just the usual, please." "Bacon and eggs over easy, right?" "Scrambled." "Sausage." "Detective Desjardins?" "This is the director of the organised crime unit." "Good to meet you." "Like to talk to you about your relationship with Jim Reardon." "I've..." "I'm familiar with him." "Great." "How about if we get together and talk?" "Sure." "How about I give you a shout tonight?" "What's your number?" " Got it." " Great." "I got a call from the organised crime unit, asking about my relationship with you." " What should I do?" " Tell 'em you don't know me." "All right." "Just so you know, they're back looking at you again." "Is now a good time?" "How can I help?" "You can start by telling me how long you been leaking intel to Reardon." "Yeah, I liked the house." "I'd like to buy it." "I just got to sort a few things out before I make an offer." "All right, let me get back to you." "All right!" "Hey, your cousin's here." " What's the matter?" " Nothing, just bullshit." " How was the flight?" " All right, yeah." " We gonna go to eat?" "I'm hungry now." " All right, yeah!" "You guys talk already?" "Yeah, he was saying you got the American problem." "We got that too." "They're coming up from Buffalo, Detroit, like water in a basement." " What are you guys doing about that?" " All you can do is jack the price." "Market share's dropping but our price is going up." "That's it, otherwise it's downhill all the way." "Andiamo mangiare." "Jimmy, want to get something to eat?" " Thanks, no." "I'm waiting on a call." " You know where we'll be." "Where's the new wife?" "She coming to dinner?" "Ah, she's tired." "We've been out looking at houses all day." "I've had the analysts go over the Blackmire material from Julianna." "These are notes from the Canadian meetings." "These are from the Mexico City meetings." "Both Canadian and Mexican companies involved are numbered companies, but we've determined who they are." "These are water contracts between Canada and Mexico." "Thank you." "I'm talking to you because you have access to the prime minister." "Yes." "I'm not sending this up the official CCIS channels." "It's premature." " I want it handled by back channels." " Of course." "We've had a covert operator inside Blackmire for some time now." "The chairman has admitted to him that Blackmire's a CIA front." "All right." "I've had a chance to look at some international contracts between the Canadian and Mexican subsidiaries." "Yes?" "These contracts are for bulk water sales between Canada and Mexico." "I don't believe those are quite legal yet, are they?" "This is the list of proposed payments and Blackmire accounts in the Bahamas." "The names are listed on the right." "You may recognise some of them as members of the government." "Thank you for bringing this to my attention." "I'll see this reaches the right people." "I'd appreciate the anonymity for the present." "Oh, rest assured." "This will cause quite a stir." "But thank you." "I believe you handled this in the right manner." "Hope so." "Your operator..." "he's reliable, of course?" "Yes." "He must have extraordinary access to get these sorts of documents." " He's been at it a long time." " Good." "Like I say, this should get a reaction." "Your operator, he's in for the long term on this, if need be?" " Of course, if need be." " All right." "Good to know." "Have a good evening." "You too." "Yeah, just hold on a second." "Come on in." "Yes, room 1212." "Send it on up." "Thank you." " So?" "What's the word?" " Reardon's boycotting us." " Wanna give me a break?" " He won't sell anybody any weed." "He's got the whole city shutting us down." " When did this start happening?" " Today." "Everybody's waiting, nobody's there to deliver." "There's a little there, but it's going fast." " Be gone by tomorrow." " You talked to the Vietnamese?" " Deal with the Vietnamese." " They're not selling either." "Nobody." "He's freezing us out." "What, they're saying there's no smoke in the entire city?" "They're saying they won't sell to us." "They got smoke." "We ain't getting it." "This guy is fucking asking for it." "I mean, come on, how hard can this be?" "Hey!" "I'm not allowed to sell?" "What's going on?" " That's right." " How long's this gonna go on?" " Till they leave." " They're offering more." "I can't say no." "Go ahead, sell to them." "I'll cut you off." "All right, all right!" "But you know somebody's gonna sell to them." "Somebody's gonna make the money I'm not making." "Who?" "Give me a name." "All right..." " How was dinner?" "They treat you good?" " Yeah, it was good." " What did you have?" " The veal." "Perfect." "Give Dante a call." "Let him know we're waiting on him." " Sweet come by?" " Haven't seen her." "Are you serious about all this?" "A weed boycott?" "How's that gonna work?" " It's insane." " That's how it's got to be." "Pardon me?" "Speak up a little, honey, all right?" "Just hang on." "I'll go where I can hear you, all right?" "How are you doing, sweetie?" "What was your day like?" "You like your teachers?" "You got good roommates?" "Really?" "Well, that's good." "Sounds like you really like it." "Good." "Listen, I wanna tell you, I was thinking of coming up this weekend." "Good." "I'll come up, then." "All right." "I love you too, honey." "Bye-bye." " I don't understand the problem." " He's got security all around." "It's been a couple of weeks." "We're here to do business." "Can we step on him?" " It'll happen when it's supposed to." " I'm not going to tell you what to do." " I appreciate that." " But you gotta do something." "Hold your horses." "Sometimes these things take a little time." " Where are we eating?" " Across the street." "Francesco's." "This boycott's gonna drive my boys back over the border." "I mean, they'll head home if they can't make money." "They can sell other things." "What's the difference?" "Mr Brown would like to see Julianna before he hands over any payment." "Yeah, all right." "I got that worked out." "I got a table reserved." "You hold the cash, all right?" "**" " Let's try eleven o'clock." " She'll be here, eleven o'clock." " Eleven o'clock, at the bar." " Thank you." "If Brown's satisfied with Katarina's story, he'll hand the money over." "Thank you." "Tell me something." "Of the $200,000 he pays for you, how much will you see?" "None." "Katarina gets all that?" "She paid that for me." "For original price, then apartment, some clothes and things." "But when I pay her off tonight," "I am free." "Not quite." "Not quite." "But I am getting closer." "Good luck." "We won't be talking as often from now on." "No, but... sometimes, I hope." "You'll be the one to initiate contact now." "You choose when you think it's safe to make the call." "Thank you." "I will call you, more often than you think." "Whenever you want to, for any reason." " Goodbye, Mary." " Good luck." "Good luck." "She's on her way." " You talk to Reardon yet?" " No." "I'm just on my way over there." "What's he doing about the Americans?" "He's boycotting them." "What does that mean?" "He's put them on a blacklist." "He's refusing to supply them." "No one's allowed to sell to them." "Seriously?" "What effect is that having?" "Well, it might drag the Americans out of the weed scene." "force them into the coke scene or the meth scene." "They're here." "They got to make money." " They're doing that?" "Shifting over?" " Yeah." "It's starting to happen." "They got a huge coke pipeline." " That's not what we want to see." " No." "Let Reardon know what's happening and that we don't like it and tell him to watch out with this fucking boy cut thing.*" "Good evening." "Good evening." "It's good to finally meet you." "`I was beginning to think you were a figment of Julianna's mind." "No." "No, I'm flesh and blood." " You want something?" " Vodka neat." "Two, please." "I'm very happy I could make a match for you and Julianna." "How long since you met Julianna?" "It is not my business to tell you." "It's only for her." "I know very little." "I saw a photo, a video." "A friend recommended her." "That's how it works." "It's a simple dating service, nothing more." "All right, very good." "I'm very glad we could make a deal." "And there she is." " Everything is OK?" " Yes." "Of course, I'd prefer this to be kept confidential." "Of course." "I would prefer that too." "I think this concludes our business." "Thank you." "Good luck to you." "Good luck to you." "I think you have a package for me." "I believe I do." " How did that go?" " Very well, I think." " You got it all?" " This concludes our business." "We got it all." "Thank you." " I hear things went well?" " Very well." "$200,000." "I peeked." " I'll see that you're reimbursed." " No rush, when you have it." "Nicely done." "I got to go visit Stella up at her school at the weekend." " Yeah, how's she liking it?" " Ah, she says she likes it." "Likes the teachers." "Made some new friends." " I guess it's all gonna work out." " Good to hear." "What's the word?" "How long you think you can play this out?" "Till I see some results." "If that don't work, I'll try something else." "The cops don't like the boycott." "That's going to make things worse." "So why don't they do something?" "Get rid of them, kick 'em out of town?" "Why do I always got to do a job for you guys?" " How are we doing?" " I don't know." "Ask me tomorrow." "I'm gonna go see Stella on Saturday." "So today's better than yesterday?" "Step by step, inch by inch?" " You're happy?" " Sure, why not?" " You resolved a thing this week?" " No." "It's OK." "It's going to work out." "I got the faith." "You'll see." "We're going to come out on top all round." "I can feel it."

"So what do you think the dream means?" "That your vagina is completely disease-infested" "Shut up For real babies" "Babies are symbolic of change and renewal" ""it may represent something developing within yourself" ""that is not yet ready to be born"" "And it doesn't say anything about babies in formaldehyde what about dogs?" "okay the dog was often seen as a messenger of the dead" "Then it just goes on and on about some more psychobabble bullshit where are the kids?" "change diapers and shit like that? he conked out as soon as I read to him" "Do you think they have porn in their DVD collection?" "Like I really want to know what Mr Newton beats off to that's for sure" "Case?" "Hang on" "Look in the mirror" "Some people are doorways" "are you up?" "okay?" "Good luck All right" "Keep looking" "Matty?" "Keep looking" "Keep looking" "Matty?" "Keep looking" "Keep looking" "Matty!" "stop that We have to go to bed now" "Matty!" "Jumby wants to be born now" "Are you sure you're all right?" "it's not a big deal" "I'd feel better if you'd had your eye checked out" "I will" "okay?" "Dad" "Case How was sitting?" "Good if you want thanks I'm just I'm gonna crash Good night" "my God!" "He was shining a mirror in the baby's face And then he hit me that's creepy he probably didn't even know what he was doing you know" "Newborns aren't supposed to see their own reflection till they're at least a year old" "It means they'll die soon" "According to whom?" "you know" "You're retarded She's retarded" "I'm just saying it's one of those things the universe is roughly 15 billion years old" "Right?" "what happened before the beginning? because time itself did not yet exist" "So here's another question for you" "How big is the universe?" "Does the universe just keep going on forever?" "then what's beyond the edge?" "maybe no Here's the catch" "Since our universe began" "Jumby wants to be born now back where you started" "It'd be like walking into a mirror" "Casey?" "I I just need to get some air" "I miss you he never replied" "And that was like two days ago" "Case" "There's something wrong with your eye What are you talking about?" "I think you should look" "It's called heterochromia" "Meaning one iris is a different colour than the other it's congenital Sometimes it occurs after a blunt trauma it might be indicative of a malignant melanoma of the iris" "I'll just need to take a few digital pictures" "Okay" "I'll go ahead an insert a speculum in order to keep your eyelids open" "God" "Just relax and everything will be fine" "Ooh!" "you're doing great go ahead and rest your chin right here all right?" "Okay All right" "Good Good" "does it hurt?" "Mmm-mmm" "I think the light's just a little bright because of the eye-drops that he gave me thank you for coming with me I know I'm such a pain in the ass right now yeah" "The good news is that my dad's not gonna be home till tomorrow morning" "Does that mean what I think it means?" "Yes they're just" "They're definitely giving me wood" "I don't know what it is" "Hey You all right?" "let's go" "what Mr Shields was saying" "That the universe doesn't have an end I used to have nightmares about it and we'd just fall off out into space that one day we'd just keep falling forever and ever and ever No?" "I still get that way when I think about dying me and just all my thoughts ending why?" "Because I don't feel her anywhere" "I remember the last time I saw her" "We went to the hospital" "And she was just sitting there staring out the window" "It was almost as if she was already gone" "Did she say anything to you? and I guess she found out who her birth mother was" "Then she died that night that some people have second thoughts" "And then they can't do anything about it" "I used to hate her for leaving us" "Hey" "Come here" "What?" "What?" "What?" "Inside!" "Inside the mirror!" "Inside" "huh?" "what's going on?" "It's the baby She wasn't breathing" "don't take her!" "She can't be dead!" "ma'am" "I'm sorry!" "we've gotten your lab results back And everything looks fine" "Miss Beldon?" "I'm an only child" "Are you familiar with the term "genetic mosaicism"? the placentas can become fused and a certain amount of blood will be exchanged back and forth" "I suppose the emerging pigmentation in your affected iris could be the result of that foreign genetic strand" "Now I don't think it's anything you need to worry about just to be on the safe side" "Excuse me what's up?" "and I got my test results back" "And?" "Dad?" "Yes my God You had" "You would have had a brother he died while you were still in utero" "How?" "I need to know" "It was a freak thing" "One of the umbilical cords got twisted around his throat" "My cord?" "my brother died?" "Is that why Mom killed herself?" "Your mother was clinically depressed Period" "The hard truth is that some people come into this world less equipped for life than others" "Like my brother?" "Case" "It was way too early in the pregnancy for that" "Did he have a name?" "Neither of you did yet though" "What was his nickname?" "Jumby" "I can't believe I let you talk me into coming down here my mom obviously thought this woman was important why would she have kept that article?" "And this creepy photo?" "The kid from your dreams Yes" "Okay and I would just call it a day so just wait in the car no This is way too bizarro for me to miss out on" "Excuse me" "We're here to see Sofi Kozma We called earlier if you could please sign in" "room 307" "Let's go" "it smells like diarrhoea in there" "Look at the munchkin lady" "That guy's wearing a diaper" "I never want to get old" "No one does Mr Walker suffered a stroke" "Now he's paralysed from the waist down" "But he doesn't suffer much any more His mind is elsewhere" "It's very homey here" "It's tolerable I've certainly endured worse" "What was over there?" "Oh!" "There used to be a mirror there I had it removed" "Casey?" "I was I had a brother who died in the womb" "How did you know that?" "I used to have a twin brother as well" "I can sense it sometimes in others Certain kind of manner" "I just recently found out about my brother And that's sort of what led me here today" "My mother's name was Janet Beldon but I found this in her things" "Did you know my mother?" "I'm I'm afraid not" "She never tried to contact you?" "this is her dear" "What about the boy in the reflection here Did you know him?" "Get out!" "what did I say" "Get out!" "What the hell was that?" "and then she does a bitch flip" "How did she know I was a twin?" "She's crazy She probably has Old Timer's!" "she knew something get real" "What if she does?" "She doesn't!" "you had some weird dreams and then you found out you would have had a brother that alone is enough to send me into therapy" "But that's all we're talking about here Just some weird coincidences Yes what about the Newtons' baby dying?" "What about the Newtons' baby?" "And what Matty said?" "Romy The nickname that my parents used for my brother" "You're the superstitious one here" "You tell me there's not something really going on Because you know there is" "Romy" "I" "I've been seeing things" "What kinds of things?" "Do you believe in ghosts?" "You know I do" "Do you think it's possible to be haunted by someone who was never even born?" "You owe me" "These things are not easy to find these days" "Are you sure you want to see what's on this?" "I do" "Did it mean anything to you?" "It was the hospital where my mom died that's where she hung herself" "I feel like she left all that stuff for a reason trying to tell me something" "don't you?" "I don't think you're crazy but you're not crazy" "Let's try to have some fun Okay" "Okay?" "Yes" "kids!" "Are we faded yet?" "if you girls want anything too" "No" "Aw!" "Why can't I meet a nice guy like that?" "I set you up with Craig Finch and you totally blew him off" "You wouldn't even talk to him that's because he's too dramatic" "my God!" "help me!" "No!" "help me!" "Casey hey!" "What happened?" "Are you okay?" "Huh?" "Case" "Hey" "girlie You okay?" "I saw her" "Who?" "My mother you know?" "This was different She was there" "What if the same thing that happened to my mother is happening to me?" "What if I end up like she did?" "Have you talked to your dad about it?" "He's out of town okay?" "Romy then Then I have to protect myself" "Okay Put a pair of scissors underneath your pillow with the two points open" "Why?" "she said it keeps evil spirits away" "Romy but isn't that why you love me?" "I guess so hooker" "Hello?" "I need to speak with you" "Sofi?" "but there are things you need to know" "You must come" "It's after midnight This can't wait" "I lied about knowing your mother just before she died my God You're the woman she was talking about" "You're her mother Yes" "Why did you lie to me earlier?" "I was just so startled" "Your mother never told me you were a twin" "I knew that was your great uncle" "Barto when we were together in Auschwitz" "We were taken to see the doctor in charge" "A man who was obsessed with twins" "He was very handsome Very polite" "We thought we'd been rescued" "The Nazis believed that twins could unravel the mysteries of genetics" "They conducted experiments on us" "Horrible experiments that blurred the line between science and occult" "One of their obsessions was eye colour they attempted to fabricate blue eyes from brown" "The injections were painful" "Some caused blindness" "Some caused death" "except" "It wasn't really Barto" "A doorway had been opened" "Something else was inhabiting his body" "Something else?" "Have you ever heard of a dybbuk?" "Mmm-mmm" "It is the soul of a dead person that has been barred from entering heaven trying to find a new body" "Some people are doorways" "Yes Especially twins" "Because what is a twin but another kind of mirror?" "And mirrors have always been doorways to the other world" "What happened to your brother?" "I knew it wasn't Barto" "A dybbuk had crossed over and taken his place" "It had used his body to enter our world" "I killed it" "It's been trying to find its way back ever since" "Casey The dybbuk's blood is on our hands now it tried to take hold of your unborn twin!" "it turned its gaze to the other child" "Me" "Casey" "Why now?" "Why didn't this start happening before?" "It takes time for it to make its way from the other side slowly making its way up the ladder of life forms" "But a twin is what it most desires How do I stop it?" "Your mother asked the same question" "which includes the rites of exorcisms" "There is a rabbi who may be able to help you" "Joseph Sendak Find him" "Please exercise care when handling the manuscript" "Thank you" "you know?" "I keep trying to do that searching thing Make a moral inventory of myself that's all we can ask" "Rick it looks like we're about finished for the day" "We'll pick up where we left off next week" "Henry's up to bat on doughnut duty" "Henry?" "Throw in a few low-fat muffins" "are you Rabbi Sendak?" "Yes" "Can you read this?" "so I can It's from the Kabbalah" "Jewish mysticism" "How did you come by this?" "believe me" "But I need an exorcism performed" "I'm being haunted by something I've" "A dyb A dyb A dybbuk" "Yes A dybbuk Yes" "Miss Beldon not outside the realms of folklore things like spirits and demons were really just a catchall for conditions people weren't capable of properly diagnosing didn't exist back then okay?" "What's happening to me is real what you're asking is beyond my expertise" "I wouldn't even know where to begin you could read the book It would tell you what to do" "And then what? the person asking for help has to actually believe in the spiritual aid they're calling upon" "And I'm guessing you don't believe" "Look" "Maybe I could do a little research I could make some calls" "Okay" "What about your book?" "Can you translate it for me?" "Listen My life depends on this" "So please Please help me" "Take this" "It is the hand of Miriam It may offer some protection" "Stay away from mirrors" "If you have any in your home you must destroy them" "Burn the pieces of broken mirror and then bury what remains" "these are signs that the spirit is near" "Casey" "It will seek to isolate you" "To weaken your resolve" "Can it be killed?" "It's already dead" "The best you can hope for is to drive it back again" "Casey" "It's not human any more" "It is an outsider now" "It is no longer of this universe" "shit my God" "are you okay?" "He doesn't want you to help her he'll kill you" "you little shit but then he was okay I don't know I don't know" "Something is seriously wrong with that kid your eyes are getting worse" "I know" "what's going on?" "you're not returning my phone calls" "What happened to the mirror?" "I broke it" "Why?" "Because Sofi told me to" "Romy" "What?" "She told me the truth about everything" "My God" "It's real Everything that has been happening is real" "It's some kind of ghost or demon or something and that's why my mother went crazy" "She knew that it would eventually come after me" "It wants to be reborn into this world Case right now" "You have to stay away from me" "What?" "It is not safe to be around me any more okay?" "And I am not gonna just abandon you" "Okay?" "It's okay" "Mom? who has mercifully returned my soul within me" "Your faithfulness is great Amen" "Eli?" "Eli?" "Eli?" "Miss Beldon?" "Sofi wanted you to have this" "In case anything happened Thank you" "it has fallen upon you to finish what began in Auschwitz" "Be careful The dybbuk feeds on fear" "It has a taste for our family's blood now" "And it won't rest until it's had its revenge" "but she lost the battle She gave in to her fear" "don't let it turn you against yourself" "It will seek to isolate you your family" "But it is you that it most desires" "Get out of here!" "Go!" "Maybe it's not even really after you" "It killed my mother You don't know that too" "It's gonna take everybody that I love away from me that's when it's gonna come for me it wouldn't help" "Romy" "someone's at my door no Don't answer that" "Casey?" "Mark!" "Meet me at Romy's house Something's wrong" "What?" "What are you Do it!" "Go!" "The doorway is open What?" "Romy!" "What?" "What?" "She's not answering the door" "come on!" "No!" "I told you not to help her Please Please" "come on" "Romy!" "stop!" "Stop!" "It's not in him any more" "let's go" "Let's go!" "Move!" "Shit!" "It's my fault It killed her because of me" "Where did it come from?" "I don't know" "It's not like us I don't even think that it comes from the same universe" "But you can sense when it's near?" "Yes" "Mark And I can feel it everywhere" "And I think that it's strong enough to enter anyone now" "Even the dead" "So no place is safe No" "I don't think that the world was ever safe but it's not" "I like that That's good That's what I need to see" "Why did you change your mind? but I think you believe then who am I to turn you away?" "you wouldn't have any problem believing why are we meeting here?" "Because we need backup but I'm not a miracle worker" "Joe nice to meet you" "Mark" "And this is Arthur Wyndham very dear friend of mine" "So you've done exorcisms?" "I did my dissertation on it back in college" "Just wait a second I'm not looking for a Christian exorcism here" "Fair enough" "But there are certain elements to these kind of rites that are and it's these elements that I'm familiar with it predates religion It probably predates mankind or another that's allergic to Christian or Muslim It doesn't actually work that way" "they can't help me but not in a way that you might think but your mother and your grandmother did" "And it's because of their belief that these words give us the best shot at driving this thing out so I'll be leading the invocation and Arthur and a few others will be assisting us there's a few formalities that we have to get out of the way" "please?" "I gotta verify that you're of legal age to consent to this" "All right You kidding?" "No No? just in case something does go wrong" "Thank you Thank you" "Great So when do we do this?" "Tomorrow night Sabbath no" "I think we'll find another venue yeah Is there somewhere that is particularly negative to you?" "Somewhere that you may have incurred a lot of pain?" "isn't it?" "he's an EMT just in case they've all been through some kind of hardship and they're willing to help a Jewish exorcism rite involves 10 people" "Why 10?" "10 commandments which are the known attributes of God" "The idea is that these 10 form a protective circle around the afflicted person call and response format the Psalm of Protection" "which is an animal horn used in religious ceremonies the sound is intended to shock the spirit hiding within the victim then we can start drawing it out" "That's when the rest of us are the most vulnerable but it will take any port in the storm the exorcism must be finished Any questions?" "why are they bringing in a gurney?" "The gurney is for Casey's protection as well as ours just a precaution That's all" "All right then Let's get started" "Are you sure you wanna go through with this?" "I just want this to be over and this is the video record of the attempted exorcism of Casey Beldon" "We have the permission of the ecclesiastical authority who are praying for us including Casey" "Agreed?" "Yes this is what I want if And this is a big if it may take the shape of a kind of bulge beneath the flesh" "Now try not to be alarmed by this the entity still needs to be housed in some degree of physical mass it means what we're doing is working" "I understand All right so you don't bite on your tongue Let's just get on with this" "Okay" "The circle is now made whole and sacred" "God of Israel Raphael behind me" "Beneath my feet the ground of God that he will save you from the fowler's snare and destructive pestilence" "He will cover you with his feathers and you will find refuge under his wings" "His truth will be your shield and armour" "Keep going" "Don't stop reading" "You will not fear the terror of the night nor the arrow that flies by day" "The doorway is open" "Get me out of here!" "Come on!" "Get me out of here!" "Get me out!" "Come on!" "let's go" "wait The page" "What?" "Forget it!" "Let's go!" "We have to finish it" "Come on!" "God I think he's gone" "No!" "No!" "baby Come on God stop it" "Mark! but it will not come near you no plague will come near thy dwelling to guide you in all your ways "To guide you in all your ways that you will lift the stone "that you will lift the stone" "You will tread upon the lion and the cobra "You will tread upon the lion and the cobra and you will trample the great lion "and you will trample the great lion and the serpent "and the serpent" "' says the Lord" "And I will be with him in trouble "And I will be with him in trouble and I will deliver him and honour him "and I will deliver him and honour him" "I satisfy him" "I satisfy him" "Casey" "Yeah" "Did you stop him?" "I think so" "Hey" "Am I gonna keep falling forever?" "Why now?" "Why didn't this start happening before?" "but you're not crazy" "And it looks like double congratulations are in order" "You're carrying twins" "Jumby wants to be born now" "Subtitles ßy MühàmmáРܧmâñ"

"Lorelai." "Jackson." "Just come here a sec." "I need you to get some stuff for me from Doose's." "Jackson, what are you doing?" "Stop saying my name." "Look, Sookie's got major food cravings and I can't go into leech headquarters... or they'll be all over me in two seconds flat." "Selectman job isn't getting any easier, huh?" "No, it's getting worse." "Like last week, Ann Benninghoff comes to me, right?" "She wants to put a sales cart outside the Colonial Museum... selling revolutionary war books and "just a few arrowheads."" "Fine, but then Sally Lannigan hears about that... and she wants to sell her pine-needle sachets... out in front of the gazebo." "Fine, but then Kirk comes to me in an outrage... because he's allergic to all pine-scented things... and how could I not know this?" "And pretty soon, I'm nothing but an empty suit of Jackson skin." "Well, what do you need?" "Thanks." "Let's see here." "Grapefruit juice, Milk Duds, Bloody Mary mix... extra-spicy turkey sausage...." "This is all going in the same blender, by the way." "Good Lordy." "Chives, and...." "I'm getting a stomachache just reading this list." "Give it to me." "I'll brave headquarters for you." "Thank you, thank you, thank you." "Do not go where you're going." "Well, what's one leech versus a swarm?" "I have no sanctuary." "The pothole on the road to the Dragonfly is getting worse." "Kids are starting to swim in it." "I'll put it on the list along with everything else." "Top of the list, please?" "Jackson." "Don't." "Oh, was that too loud?" "Can't always tell." "lt's on top of the list." "Be back in a flash." "Sookie, I'm home." "l'm home, too." "Were we followed?" "l don't think so." "Good thing we ditched that Audi in Marseilles." "Now we just have to find that tracking device." "Sookie, honey, what's wrong?" "I just...." "It's just.... lt's just so sad." "People magazine." "Jackson, you know we don't allow soft human-interest stories... around Sookie when she's pregnant." "She must have snuck it in." "I just feel like they were perfect for each other, you know?" "Who, honey?" "The two of them." "I mean, with the hair, and the teeth, and the...." "You know?" "Who's got hair and teeth?" "And then the Divine Brown thing happens... and bammo, their love's in the toilet." "We're talking Elizabeth Hurley and Hugh Grant?" "She must have found an old one somewhere." "That was years ago, Sookie." "Tons of people have broken up since then." "Oh, my God!" "No, no, it's okay." "Everyone's together and happy." "Dispose, please." "Gladly." "Oh, is that my food?" "Yes, yes, look." "We got turkey sausage, extra-spicy like you wanted." "And grapefruit juice?" "Rapini?" "Puke." "You're not craving things anymore, are you?" "l'm sorry." "No." "I mean, I'm so frigging impossible." "You're so good to me, and you go to all this trouble... and you get me everything I want, then I don't want it anymore." "I'm sorry that you have to be in love with a crazy person." "Come here. I'll tell you what." "I'll deal with as much moodiness and food weirdness... as you can dish out as long as you do... the actual "squeezing a human being out of your body" part." "Deal." "Okay." "That car just slowed down as it went past the house." "Jackson, why don't you get away from the window and go relax or something?" "I shouldn't be near a window." "Why don't you take it easy, sweetie, and go check on Davey?" "All right, but if anyone calls for me, I'm not here." "And I'm armed and dangerous." "He loves you." "Then he's certifiable." "'Cause I'm certifiable and you have to be certifiable to put up with that." "Hey, you're pregnant." "You're not supposed to be normal." "I guess so." "And it may be mean... but when I worry too much about how I'm treating Jackson..." "l just remember Brandy." "Brandy?" "Christopher's Brandy." "Christopher's Sherry?" "I knew it was something like that." "Anyway, I'm handling this all better than her." "How is he, anyway?" "Christopher?" "Fine." "Oh." "You know what?" "I have no idea." "He never called me again." "Really?" "Not once since I went over there." "l assume he's doing fine, but I don't know." "He never called?" "All those problems with the baby were solved in one night?" "Kind of weird, isn't it?" "A little." "You never know with him." "He's as unpredictable as a pregnant woman." "No offense." "None taken." "I hope he and G.G. are okay." "The last time I was over there, he was duct-taping her diapers." "But I'm sure he's found the tabby thingies by now." "Yeah, I'm sure he's okay." "Milk chocolate and artichoke hearts." "What?" "That's what I want, and I'm not gonna change my mind." "Milk chocolate, bell peppers." "Now I'm not gonna change my mind." "Jackson, I figured it out." "Look!" "Dark chocolate." "Taffy." "Taffy and walnuts." "Taffy." "Pistachios." "Hearts of palm." "Paris, please don't compare our reading speeds again." "You're fast. I'm slow." "Enjoy your trophy." "l need the exact time of today's sunset." "l'm in the middle of an article." "Well, if you read faster, you wouldn't be." "Okay, the time of today's sunset is 4:31 ." "Okay." "Then I just have to keep my mind occupied until 4:31 ." "Paris." "What?" "Tell me again why you're fasting for Ramadan." "Look, Rory, if you want to crib your articles from the AP wire... that's your business. I, on the other hand... actually give a rat's ass about journalistic integrity." "When I write about Ramadan, I experience Ramadan." "Are you chewing gum?" "What?" "Yes, why?" "I'd really prefer it if you didn't chew it at me." "Paris, did you know that not eating can make people kind of snippy?" "Ramadan is about a lot more than just not eating." "It calls for a total abstinence from food particles... passing through my mouth or nose." "Your Bazooka is passing through my nose." "It's unlocked." "Hey, Marty." "So, I just bartended this crazy brunch... with chocolate fountains and floating ice sculptures." "And I snagged us all kinds of hors d'oeuvres." "Nice going, bucko." "Okay, so, she didn't really mean nice going, right?" "'Cause there's sort of a devil-eye thing going on." "She's fasting." "People came to America to escape religious persecution." "Well, what religion is anti-leftovers?" "Hello." "Hi, guess where l am?" "Mom." "Go on, guess." "Oh, I don't know, Luke's?" "But not just at Luke's, on the phone at Luke's... and it's all perfectly legal because I'm on the diner's phone." "A loophole, nice." "Gotta love a loophole." "Getting to use Luke's behind-the-counter phone... that's like getting to wear his letterman jacket." "I know." "Maybe now he'll ask me to the sock hop." "I'm glad you guys are all loopholey and sock-hoppy." "lt's nice." "Yeah." "Well... I just called to, you know, brag about my loophole... and check on plans for Friday night dinner." "Hon, hold on a sec." "What are you doing back here?" "You didn't have permission to be behind the counter, did you?" "You don't need permission if you're the girlfriend." "A sack of potatoes falls on your head the insurance company... doesn't care if you're the girlfriend." "Well, you're storing potatoes in a very weird place... if you're worried about them falling on people's heads." "Go, go, get." "Okay, I'm getting." "He's kicking you out?" "No." "It's just my boyfriend's so protective of my safety... the thought of food falling on my head makes him crazy." "So, anyway, what's better for you?" "Car pool or meet there?" "Meet's better, I guess." "Okay, honey, I'll see you there." "Oh, wait, there's something I want to run by you." "Can't you just plug your nose or something?" "Sure, ask a billion Muslims to plug their noses." "That makes a lot of sense, Marty." "Okay, so, I've got an idea." "Finally, this Yale thing is kicking in." "I am sick of humoring Grandma and Grandpa... during this stupid separation of theirs." "This "drinks here, dinner there" is dumb." "It's not working, and we should not do it anymore." "Well... if you feel it is best to end the Friday night dinners... then as your mother, I feel it is my duty to support you." "I'm not saying we should end Friday night dinners." "Okay, well, then, as your mother... I feel it is my duty to tell you you're wrong." "We need to take a stand." "No more humoring." "We need to get them in a room and talk some sense into them." "And to do that, I think we should divide and conquer." "So this Friday, I'll have dinner with one, and you'll have dinner with the other." "Hey, what happened to the idea of ending Friday night dinners?" "'Cause I thought that one had real potential." "This way, we can each talk to them one-on-one... break them down, convince them that their separation isn't okay with us." "It's not?" "Mom, I know they both want to be with each other." "Hon, my parents are very stubborn." "I don't want you to get your hopes up about the outcome." "But I can't stand it the way it is." "I think they both miss each other but they're just too proud... and it's just...." "It's kind of breaking my heart." "So which one do you want me to take?" "How about I'll take Grandpa, and you take Grandma?" "No." "Okay, then I'll take Grandma, and you take Grandpa." "No." "Mom." "Can't I take the butler?" "He doesn't talk much and, as far as I can tell... thoroughly enjoys the way I dress." "She's throwing things at me." "Religious sanctuary, please." "The butler is not an option." "Fine, I'll take her." "Thank you." "Bye." "What's the bacon wrapped around?" "Something bacon should never be wrapped around." "Rich people." "They live very different lives." "Thanks." "So, that was Rory?" "Yeah." "How's she doing?" "Fine." "With the Dean thing and all and the breakup?" "She sounds okay." "Actually, she's petite, but she's strong." "Good. I'm glad." "Don't gloat." "l'm not gloating." "Yes, you are." "I just said I'm glad she's okay." "That's not gloating." "It was your tone, like you were covering up for being gloaty... by sounding extra non-gloaty." "Lorelai." "You always hated him. I get it." "I never hated him." "I just never thought he was right for Rory." "And I swear, I'm not gloating." "I don't know. lf it walks like a gloat and quacks like a gloat...." "l wasn't." "l gotta go." "Kiss." "I stink." "There's your headline." "Keep your distance." "Better run." "l'll call you later." "If I don't strangle myself with the phone cord, I'll answer." "Hi, TJ." "Three feet, Lorelai... 'cause I haven't showered in as many days." "Oh, good." "Bye, TJ." "l need your shower, buddy." "l'm sorry, broken." "Really?" "'Cause you're looking powder fresh." "I am not powder fresh." "Come on, Luke, we got no water at our new place." "And the flies, they're a-buzzing, man." "Fine, use my shower, TJ." "You're the best, you know that?" "I worship you." "Yeah, you should build an altar to me." "You know, I know I shouldn't ask you this... but why isn't your water turned on?" "'Cause the pipes got trashed after I demoed the upstairs bathroom." "You weren't gonna demo the bathrooms." "Right, but I had a little accident installing the towel rack... and next thing you know, the whole bathroom's demoed." "Because of the towel rack?" "l got very angry at this towel rack." "Yes, that's very normal." "But I got some replacement pipe." "I just got to cut it up into shorter pieces... and stick it together, and we're good to go." "Okay, sounds like you know what you're doing." "I just need some kind of tool that cuts pipe." "What would you call that?" "l don't know, a pipe cutter?" "That's it." "A pipe cutter." "You know anyone who's got a pipe cutter?" "I have a pipe cutter." "Would you like to borrow it?" "That cuts pipe, right?" "Hey, TJ, why don't you just hire a professional?" "Because I'm trying to be responsible." "What with the move and being in escrow and everything... I'm not exactly flush, so I figured I'd do it myself." "is that so wrong?" "l'll help you cut the pipe, TJ." "Oh, hey, that's beyond the call." "You've gotta be the best brother-in-law in the world." "Thanks." "Anything else?" "You know, it's real hell trying to make coffee without water." "Have some coffee, TJ." "And a cruller to cut the bitterness 'cause sometimes, no offense... I find your coffee a little bitter." "I mean, it's good. lt's just a little bitter." "We need to talk." "Shoot." "There's a couple here I thought I recognized... but I was not sure, so I consulted an old guest ledger... from the independence Inn... and found a physical description that confirmed their identities." "Physical description?" "Yes." "I had described them with astonishing accuracy." "Down to the crooked eyes and unsightly moles." "You have a system of describing what people's moles look like?" "Moles, freckles, estimated weight... are they buxom, is their chin cleft, do they walk with any sort of limp, et cetera." "But this is beside the point." "You remember the bathrobe bandits?" "No." "The married couple from Massachusetts... that stole bathrobes from the independence Inn every time they came." "We called them the bathrobe bandits." "They are here." "Did they bring their moles?" "With your permission... I'm going to remove their bathrobes from their room as a preventive measure." "No, no, no." "Michel, come on." "If they steal robes, we can just charge their credit card." "And if they take a credenza or a couch?" "Do you think they'll stop at robes?" "Then I'll start jotting down mole locations along with you." "But for now, let's take a flier on them." "l should never tell you anything." "Promise?" "I'm going to leave a vaguely threatening note in their room." "No, no, no." "Michel, no." "Hello." "Well, if it isn't Mr. lncommunicado." "Lorelai." "l figured you'd turned Amish... or something and couldn't make any calls until rumspringa... but no, here you are, answering the phone." "Yeah." "So, how are you?" "Fine." "ls this a bad time?" "No, not at all." "So what's going on?" "Not much." "Just working at the old salt mine." "But earlier, I was talking to Sookie, who, by the way... got herself knocked up again." "The crazy slut." "So, anyway, we were talking about babies and stuff... and she asked me about you and G.G., and that's when I realized... I hadn't talked to you in a while, so here we are." "Sorry I haven't called." "I just, you know, been really busy." "Okay, well, no worries." "I know you've got your plate full taking care of G.G." "Are you sure this isn't a bad time?" "No." "No, it's fine." "Fine." "Okay." "So how is G.G.?" "is she still alive?" "The last time I was there, things were a little dicey." "She's good." "Everything's fine, Lor." "Everything's good." "Your help was great, and I'm absolutely fine." "Okay, well, good." "So I guess I'll talk to you later." "Sure." "Definitely, okay?" "l'll talk to you later." "Take care." "Okay, bye." "Listen, Lor, I just want you to know that I only called you before... because I was desperate." "I mean, there was no other reason." "I was just panicked, and I didn't think, you know?" "Chris, sure." "l know that I shouldn't have bothered you." "I know you have your own life and your own stuff... and I shouldn't be butting in." "It was just a one-time thing, you know?" "So you don't have to worry about it." "Chris, come on, you can call me anytime you want." "You know that." "Yeah, well...." "l'm always here for G.G., whatever you need." "Because we got bonds, baby." "Just try to break them." "Thanks, Lor." "No problem." "Anyhow, G.G.'s great." "I've got new pictures, too." "I can e-mail them to you, if you want." "Or bring her around next time you're in the 'hood." "Stars Hollow's a 'hood now?" "Oh, it's always been a 'hood." "We just try to keep it on the down-low." "But seriously, you should come by." "Well, I'm actually gonna be adjacent to the 'hood on Saturday... because I'm taking G.G. to see her grandparents." "Come by Saturday." "Are you sure?" "I don't want to" "Come by." "We can have lunch here at the inn, you, me, and G.G." "That way, I can check she's still got all her arms and legs." "All right, sure." "Sounds good." "Saturday it is." "Okay, see you then." "Yes, you will." "Bye." "Grandpa, it's fine." "No, it certainly is not fine." "When you're entertaining an elegant young lady for dinner..." "then dinner is expected." "But I just sprang this on you." "You couldn't be held accountable for your lack of elegant-young-lady food." "Well, I am delighted with your company... though I'm still a little confused at the new arrangement." "Well, Mom and I have realized... that we don't really get to spend as much time... with you and Grandma since the separation... so we decided to split up." "Well, how would you feel about... some batteries and Nutella?" "Oh, rats. I had that for lunch." "Well, that seems to be all I have in here." "Robert's shopping skills leave something to be desired." "So, Grandpa" "Wait." "I think I have some canned peaches." "You've really made it comfortable out here." "Pears." "Nice, like a vacation spot." "You know, fun and all yours, not permanent, but fun for now." "Yes, well, "fun for now" is exactly what I was going for." "So it's not permanent?" "What?" "The pool house." "It's not permanent." "You just said "fun for now."" "Did I?" "I must have heard it somewhere." "l mean, don't get me wrong." "It's good to shake things up every now and then." "You know, put a little paint on the house... move the furniture around the den, go blond." "But after you've done all that, it can also be nice... to go back to something that's comfortable... something you've depended on for, let's say, 40 years." "I mean, if something's been around that long... it must be for a reason, right?" "You're a lovely girl." "l have good genes." "Oh, I think I remember seeing a frozen pizza in here." "Really?" "Now... the downside of this discovery... is that since Robert is currently doing all the shopping... this pizza could have been here since Lorelai's 10th birthday party." "The upside, however, is that there is cheese in the crust." "I've always been a "glass is half full" kind of gal myself." "All righty, then." "Here goes nothing." "Stupid little...." "I can't find anything in this place." "She's taken things." "What, Mom?" "Oh, nothing. I'm just trying to make a proper drink, that's all." "Sorry about the change of plans." "Please. I'm as flexible as the next person." "See, Rory thought that, since Dad's moved out to the pool house... we're not getting enough time with either of you, so-- l guess I could use the ice in the freezer, though it's probably old." "You know what they say, a little notice ensures fresh ice." "l'm sorry, who says that?" "We'll just have to have scotch neat." "Super." "l'd offer you wine..." "but all the wine I have has to breathe." "And that requires notice." "What are you looking at?" "Nothing." "It's just...." "Isn't this weird to you?" "What?" "Sitting next to each other." "Would you like me to move?" "No, it's fine. lt's just close." "Will you explain to me again why we are doing this?" "I have no idea because you usually sit over there." "I'm talking about Rory being in the pool house, Lorelai." "Rory just thought we should split up tonight... get in some quality couch time." "That seems very silly." "We had a perfectly good system worked out." "I don't know why we changed it." "So, Mom, do you think you and Dad are getting back together?" "Absolutely not." "Okay, got any peanuts?" "Your father has proven to me once and for all he's moved on with his life." "You don't think that moving on with his life would've actually included moving?" "No." "Okay." "We attended the Dorman School Bazaar last week." "It was a big formal gathering." "All our friends were there." "And at dinner, he made me reach for the butter." "What?" "It was sitting right there in front of him, and yet he didn't offer me the dish." "He buttered his own roll... offered the dish to the man next to him, and that was it." "And that's why you think he's moved on?" "lt was a total disregard for my needs." "I might as well not have had a roll in front of me at all." "Well, Mom, I'm sorry." "lt's very upsetting." "But at some point, you have to face facts, and the facts are he's moved on." "And therefore, I should move on also." "Absolutely, move-on.org." "l think it's time for me to date." "Oh, my God!" "l want to go on a date." "With a man?" "No, a weasel." "Of course with a man." "l'm not hearing this." "Well, why shouldn't I date?" "I'm still a viable commodity." "l need a paper towel and a Valium, please." "There are plenty of men at the club... who, in the past, have made their interest in me known." "I just need to figure out how to reciprocate their feelings." "You have a lot of experience with men." "How do you let them know that you're available?" "Well, one of those bench ads usually does the trick." "Lorelai, stop it. I need help here." "It's been years since I did this... and I don't remember the proper procedure." "Now take me through this step by step." "You see a man, you walk up to him, and you say...." ""Hello." -ls that too forward?" "No, it's the appropriate way to indicate you're open to a social engagement." "Unless, however, you are approaching a weasel." "Then I believe the proper signal is just to offer him your hindquarters." "Hey, my night was great." "Grandpa made frozen pizza." "Granted, he made it on a cedar plank... which was not what the manufacturer intended... but I got a chance to say a lot of things to him." "Things about living in the pool house and about him and Grandma." "And though I used veiled references... I know he got my point, and he is definitely thinking about it." "How did you do?" "Grandma wants to date." "What?" "She wants to date men who hang out... at the club and who have expressed interest in her in the past." "What do you mean, she wants to date?" "You weren't supposed to make her want to date." "You were supposed to make her want to get back together with Grandpa." "Hey, I told you not to make me have dinner alone with her." "What did you say to her?" "l said, "Are you getting back with Dad?"" "And she said he wouldn't butter her roll." "l can't believe you." "l'm sorry. I tried." "You did not try." "l did try. I just sucked at it." "Look, she probably didn't mean it, okay?" "She's just mad at Dad, and she was just talking." "Next week, we'll switch." "You can have dinner with my mother and I'll marry my dad off to a nice baroness." "Don't joke." "Don't hate me." "l don't hate you. I can't hate the pathetic." "Good." "Now, I have a complaint to register." "Because of your flawed plan, I was deprived of Friday night with my kid." "l was trying to reunite your parents." "Oh, sure, now they're my parents." "So, anyway, I was thinking, if you're not busy tomorrow... how about you come meet me for lunch at the Dragonfly?" "What time?" "1 :00-ish?" "See you tomorrow." "Okay." "And stay away from Grandma." "Oh, gee, there's a demand." "Well, I like that it's got rooms." "Very novel for an inn." "The guests love it when they don't have to sleep communally." "They pay extra for it." "Good squeaky stairs, helps sell the old inn aspect." "Actually, we had those squeaks installed." "Squeakmasters?" "Oh, you've used them?" "Oh, several times." "Reception's over there." "Living room's through here." "Hey, you recognize the bobble-head dolls on the mantel?" "You put those out in public?" "Hey, they are a cherished part of my childhood." "Plus, all the dirty pieces broke off 10 years ago so now they're just charming." "l like the jukebox." "l thought you would." "And here's where we feed them." "You feed them, too?" "Yes, and once a day, we let them use the bathroom or sit on the furniture." "Classy joint." "So I'm thinking you should order the steak sandwich and the garlic bread...." "Thanks." "Or fried chicken." "Seriously good fried chicken." "Or, yeah, get the pork chops." "'Cause, normally, eating pork chops is very similar... to sucking on the Pottery Barn catalog, but Sookie does this brining thing... in a saltwater-bourbon solution." "It sounds a little like laundry, but it's actually unbelievably good." "What?" "Nothing." "Just...." "You did it." "I...." "You did it." "Yeah, I think I did." "How sappy is it going to sound if I say that I'm proud of you?" "Oh, my God, so sappy." "Yeah, well, I am." "Thanks, Chris." "Yeah." "Okay, so I think you were trying to talk me into the pork chop." "Yes, I was." "Mom, hey, I'm...." "Hey, surprise!" "Look what the mommy dragged in." "Hey, Rory." "Hey, Dad." "You haven't said hi to your sister yet." "Right." "Hey, G.G., remember me?" "I'm Rory." "l show her your picture all the time." "Great." "Thanks." "So your timing's perfect." "I'm starved." "Have a sit." "lsn't this a nice surprise?" "Very nice, yes." "I like to see G.G." "How are you doing there, G.G.?" "That thumb tasting pretty good there?" "'Cause seriously, if you soak it in a saltwater-bourbon solution overnight..." "you'll see a major improvement." "Lorelai, excuse me." "There's an incident in the front you may want to check in on." "Okay, Rob, thanks. I'll be right back." "Don't say anything hilarious while I'm gone." "Rory." "One thing." "I've only asked you for one thing, ever." "This wasn't my idea." "Stop." "Rory, I didn't call." "After you asked me not to, I didn't." "Your mother called me." "She called me because she hadn't heard from me in a while." "And the reason that she hadn't heard from me in a while... is because you asked me to stay away and I did." "Please stop shaking your head." "l don't believe you." "She called me, Rory." "She called me." "She asked me to lunch." "You didn't have to accept." "I had absolutely no good reason to say no." "What was I supposed to do?" "Tell her that you don't want me to see her anymore?" "I didn't want to rat you out. i'm sorry." "Look, I didn't even know you were gonna be here." "This is as much a surprise to me as it is to you." "Oh, I see." "So you didn't think I was gonna be here... so therefore it makes it safe to come 'cause maybe I wouldn't find out about it." "No, Rory." "No, all right?" "That is not how it went down." "You know what?" "I don't have to explain myself to you." "l've done absolutely nothing wrong here." "Fine." "Look, I'm sorry you're upset." "But you know what?" "Your mother and I have had a relationship long before you ever existed." "We grew up together." "We had a child together." "And no matter what is going on, that does not change." "Great." "You knew her first... so that gives you the right to just waltz in and screw everything up?" "I did not waltz in. I did not call her." "You cannot make me the bad guy here." "Hey, if the black hat fits." "l'm your father, kid, okay?" "I think that demands a tiny bit of respect here." "Fine." "See, this is why I love this job." "So, Michel has been obsessed with these guests who he swears... are the notorious bathrobe bandits from the independence Inn." "At least the moles match." "So, apparently... they were checking out, and Michel stopped them... and demanded they open their suitcases, and they refused." "So he grabs the guy's suitcase... and starts tearing through all of his stuff, which, of course, went over really well." "And when I got there, the wife was calling the cops... and the husband was chasing Michel around with a golf club." "It took a comped bill and two free bathrobes... in addition to the ones they had stolen to get them to drop the charges." "Plus, Michel ripped his pants, and his underwear's pink and shiny." "Did I not hit the "pink and shiny" hard enough?" "Should it have been, "His drawers are pink and shiny"?" "I'm confused." "'Cause I was going to hit the Orpheum Circuit with that material." "Did I miss something here?" "Nope." "Nothing." "Look, Lor, I should be going." "What?" "No, we didn't get our briny pork chops yet." "I know. I just..." "I really need to get to my parents' house... and G.G.'s gonna need her nap soon." "She can nap here." "No, it's okay." "The place looks great, really." "And tell Sookie I said thanks for me." "And bye, Rory." "Bye." "Chris." "l'll call you later." "Okay, start connecting those dots." "Did you call him and invite him to lunch?" "What?" "Did you call him and invite him to lunch?" "Yeah, I did." "He didn't call you?" "No." "He didn't initiate this?" "No, Rory, what is going on?" "Huh?" "Answer me." "l went to see Dad." "When?" "Today?" "No, a while ago, right after Sherry left." "I went to see him, and I told him that I didn't want him to call you anymore." "Why?" "Mom, come on." "No "Mom, come on." Why?" "Why did you do that?" "I didn't want him to screw anything up between you and Luke." "Oh, kid, you are so far off here." "That is not going to happen." "Every time he comes back, he ends up messing up your life." "Not true." "lt's completely true." "He wants you back, and then he disappears... or Sherry gets pregnant or he loses his job or he just takes off." "Whatever." "No good reason necessary." "And it's been like this forever, and you just let him do it." "You can't help it." "Rory, come on." "You can't just break free of him." "What are you talking about?" "You're engaged to Max, and then, suddenly, you're not." "Christopher had nothing to do with Max." "Who was the person you were calling from your bachelorette party?" "I was drunk. I tried to call Abe Vigoda, too, if you remember." "You're just always waiting for him to get himself together." "No, no, hon." "I'm not always waiting for him." "There have been times when, yes, it would have been nice... to actually be with the father of my kid, but not now." "l'm with Luke completely." "What did he say when you told him?" "Told who what?" "Luke." "What did he say when you told him you were having lunch with Dad?" "Nothing." "He didn't care?" "No, he didn't care." "He didn't have to care, 'cause there's nothing to care about." "If you say so." "I appreciate you being concerned for me, but don't be." "l'm good." "Okay." "Let's order, shall we?" "She was so serious." "You know... how she gets really serious like when she saw The Way We Were... and she couldn't believe that Hubbell was going to leave Katie... after she had the baby?" "Oh, I remember." "She talked about it for weeks." ""How could he do that?" ""She was the only one who cared about the blacklisting." ""She was the only one who thought he could write a novel." On and on and on." "That's the face she had on today." "She's just worried about you." "Then when she threw that "what did Luke say" thing at me." "She's got a good left hook." "l lied to my kid, Sookie." "I hate that I lied to her." "But I didn't want her to think there was any weird reason... why I didn't tell Luke." "Was there any weird reason that you didn't tell Luke?" "Sookie, come on." "l don't know." "Maybe you were afraid that he'd get jealous." "I'd be afraid that Jackson would get jealous." "l was not afraid he'd get jealous." "He did beat up a car." "One time." "That we know of." "No, I didn't tell him because it was no big deal." "I thought it was no big deal." "I should have told him, right?" "Well." "Yeah, I should have told him." "Now he's gonna think I'm hiding something from him, and I'm not." "Damn it, he's going to beat up my car." "lt's American. lt can take it." "I came home from work and I found these on the doorstep." "What the hell is this supposed to mean?" "Hon, maybe it's just a joke." "No, this is not a joke." "This is a threat." "Yeah, those people at Butterick Patterns play pretty rough." "This is the fish on the doorstep." "It's the horse head in the bed." "It's the "either your signature or your brains are going to be on the contract."" "Jackson, calm down." "l will not calm down." "I told them I would not do any ribbon-cutting ceremonies." "Who's "them"?" "Them." "The town." "The lunatics who voted for me." "Okay, could you put the giant scissors down, and then do the waving around?" "We have to move." "Pack up." "We're getting out." "Okay." "Or you could just ask them at the next town meeting... not to leave giant scissors on our porch anymore." "Town meeting?" "Oh, no." "No way." "There will be no town meeting." "What?" "There's gonna be lots of upset people." "The town meeting is a 200-year-old tradition." "Tradition over." "Only hell waits for me at town meetings." "Spread the word." "That's sweet." "He's having sympathy mood swings." "He loves me." "How are you doing?" "You need coffee?" "No." "No?" "Sure." "Sure?" "Yes, coffee good." "Your cup's full." "Oh, no." "Then, no." "No, coffee bad." "Did I tell you about the bathrobe bandits?" "Nope." "Oh, well, very funny story." "Back at the independence Inn, there was this couple... and they would come in all the time and steal the bathrobes." "They'd make Michel crazy." "So, today" "Up." "Oh, right." "And today, they showed up." "Who?" "The bathrobe bandits." "They showed up, and they stayed... and then they were checking out, and then, get this... the bellboy comes running over and tells me to... come quick." "There's a situation in the lobby." "And so, I come running to the lobby." "You can put your plate down." "Right." "So I run to the lobby, and Michel is being chased... and the wife is calling the cops... and I comped their room and gave them free bathrobes... to stop the yelling and the calling." "This is a very bad story." "lt wasn't that bad." "No, this is the second time I told it, and both times, crickets." "I mean, Rory and Christopher looked at me like I was Pauly Shore." "Christopher?" "Rory's dad." "He came for lunch today." "I had lunch with him today, and Rory." "I had lunch with..." "Rory and Christopher and G.G., his daughter with Sherry." "He brought her 'cause Sherry moved to France, so he's a full-time dad now... and we all had lunch, all of us together, today." "And when I told the bathrobe-bandits story... they all acted like that." "Except G.G., who spit up 'cause she's a baby." "That's what they do." "Okay." "Okay." "Hello." "You get over here right now." "Who is this?" "This is you in 20 years." ""Who is this?"l swear." "Mom, calm down." "He'll be here in one hour, and I have no idea what to wear." "You've got to come right now." "Who'll be there in one hour?" "Dad?" "Simon McLane." "Who is Simon McLane?" "He's my date." "What?" "I have no idea what to put on." "I'm in a blind panic, and it's all your fault." "How is it my fault?" "Because I used your line, and it worked." "What line?" ""Hello. "" ""Hello" is not my line." ""Hello" is not a line. "Hello" is hello." "Well, all I know is I helloed him today, and now he's taking me to dinner." "Mom...." "lf you don't get over here right now... I'm going to book a DAR function at the Dragonfly... every single weekend from now until I die." "I'll be right there." "Mom?" "Are you" "Chanel attack." "Look at the red pantsuit." "The...." "The red pantsuit." "The red pantsuit." "Right there." "Right there." "Right there." "I got it. I got it." "Here." "Well?" "Nice." "Nice?" "Nice... and red and panty-suity." "lt's horrible." "You think it's horrible." "No." "It's horrible and Simon will be here in 20 minutes and I have nothing to wear." "Well, just tell him you're obsessed with Butterfield 8, and go like that." "I haven't done this in years." "I have no idea what's appropriate to wear on the first date." "I have no idea what's appropriate to say on the first date." "I don't know what to talk about, what to order." "Which one?" "They look exactly the same." "They are not exactly the same." "Okay, then that one." "Why?" "Why what?" "Why did you pick that one?" "What was the logic behind your picking this particular one?" "Could it possibly be because it was closest?" "Well, you know what they say about location." "You're just picking anything so that I'll get dressed and you can leave." "No, Mom, I don't want to leave." "I'm never leaving." "In fact, I'm going with you." "I'll never be ready on time." "I haven't finished my hair." "I haven't finished my makeup." "Oh, my goodness. I can't breathe." "l'm actually having trouble breathing." "Mom, sit." "Sit." "l can't sit. I'll wrinkle my clothes." "You're not dressed yet." "What?" "Oh, my god, I'm losing my mind." "I can't believe I'm doing this." "I'm dating. I'm single." "You're not single." "That's just a formality." "You know, I remember the night I got married." "I was panicked. I thought, "This is it." ""l'll never have a chance to be with anyone else." ""This is it for life."" "If only I'd had a crystal ball, I might've been able to eat my salad." "I remember it looked delicious." "Mom, is this really what you want to do?" "Yes, it is." "Okay." "Wear the black." "Thank you." "What about the" "The burgundy works fine, too." "Jackson!" "Jackson!" "Stop!" "Oh, Jackson." "Oh, thank god. I'm frantic." "What's the matter?" "My accompanist just passed out." "She what?" "She was playing the tarantella... and then, suddenly, she stopped and fell off the stool." "Come on." "Well, is she breathing?" "l don't know." "Did you check her pulse?" "No." "What a good idea." "Oh, you're such a smart man." "Well, thank you. l" "A little faster, honey." "The poor woman is just lying there." "Well, maybe we should call 91 1 ." "She's right over there in the corner." "Why is it so dark in here?" "The town meeting is now in session." "You know, we work pretty good together." "l guess." "No guess." "We do." "We got, like, a rhythm, a groove thing." "We could survive in the woods together." "Start a new civilization, if need be." "l think you'd need a woman for that." "Oh, right." "Okay, maybe Liz could come." "Except we couldn't share her 'cause she's your sister... and that's a bad way to start a new civilization." "How about you and Liz go start a new civilization, I'll stay here in this one?" "No, come on." "We could solve this." "Okay, Lorelai could come." "And now, her, we could share." "Okay, no more new civilization talk." "Okay by me." "Hey, TJ?" "Yes, Luke." "Do you consider yourself a jealous man?" "Why?" "Are you planning on cutting some pipe with another guy tomorrow?" "Never mind." "l'm sorry." "You were asking me if I consider myself a jealous man." "I don't, and let me tell you why." "Jealousy is bad." "Jealousy is what landed me in jail." "Twice." "I learned quickly that without an immediate influx of cash... I could no longer afford to be a jealous man." "Supply and demand, my friend." "So you're saying if Liz had lunch with an ex... it's no big deal, right?" "Right." "Right." "I mean, it's an old ex, a long time ago, ancient history." "But if she had lunch, and she didn't tell you about it at the time... but, eventually, she did tell you, you should just let it go, right?" "I mean, you don't want to be reading anything into anything." "You'd just make yourself crazy and her crazy... and then everybody's crazy, right?" "Who the hell is Liz having lunch with?" "What?" "No one." "You just said she had lunch with an ex." "Nah, TJ" "Was it Art?" "No, it wasn't Art." "I swear to God, if it's Art, I'm gonna...." "Hey, what are you doing?" "I told him never to come sniffing around here again." "TJ, hey, it wasn't Art." "I have to tell you, every time I hear Mahler's Seventh Symphony... I get ridiculous, giddy." "It's like the Beatles on The Ed Sullivan Show." "Well, Mahler can do that to you." "Did you see the Cleveland Orchestra when they were here last month?" "l went every single night." "Oh, I should've done that." "I went the last night and then to the gala afterward." "Their conductor that night" "Rudolfski." "Did you know that he's deaf in his left ear?" "I did know that." "In fact, I have a very evil friend... who likes to sit next to him at all the gala dinners... and whisper incredibly scandalous things into his bad ear all night long." "Well, who knew Emily Gilmore ran with such a bad crowd?" "Yes, I'm very dangerous." "Ask my maids." "Have I told you how happy I am you said hello to me at the club?" "Twice." "And so am I." "How are we doing here?" "We're doing fine." "Would you like some more wine?" "Why not?" "Okay, so, you know what's great about this country?" "Nope." "lf you try hard enough... you can eventually find a showing of St. Elmo's Fire on the big screen." "Yes, that's what gets us the good seats at the summits." "Come on, admit it." "Rob Lowe pretending to play the saxophone was incredibly hot." "Oh, I admit it." "And also, Andrew McCarthy at his best." "Though Less Than Zero runs a very close second." "I'm sure it does." "You hated the movie." "Yes." "Although I love the fact that it got me out of a town meeting... so, all in all, a very successful evening." "Are you sure you can't stay?" "I've got really early deliveries tomorrow." "I'll make it up to you this weekend." "I'll hold you to that, mister." "Oh, by the way..." "it's fine about lunch." "What?" "You having lunch with Christopher." "I just want you to know I'm fine with it." "Oh, okay." "Good." "Yup, all right." "See you tomorrow." "Breaking your fast?" "Oh, my god. I love food." "You want some?" "l'm good." "lt's for me. lt's for me." "Pizza." "Yes, yes." "$34.95." "Need some money?" "I got it." "You want to have some?" "There's plenty." "No, thanks. I'm going to Marty's." "Okay." "Where's the cheesy bread?" "I ordered the cheesy bread." "Okay, I remember something about Rome." "Rome." "Rome." "Romans lived there." "Audrey Hepburn took a holiday there." "It's the name of a B-52 song." "Different Rome." "Okay, that's it. I can't remember." "College is breaking my spirit." "Every single day, telling me things I don't know..." "it's making me feel stupid." "Okay, I need a break." "l second that." "Oh, man, I'm tired." "Living is exhausting." "This week sucked. I'm so glad it's over." "Why did it suck?" "Just a ton of schoolwork and Ramadan." "Oh, sure." "I broke up with my boyfriend this week." "That was fun." "In front of a bunch of people at my grandmother's house." "And then, because apparently that wasn't enough Peyton Place for me... I have this whole thing going with my dad, who's suddenly back in my life again." "Yeah, dads can be tough." "l spent so many years just...." "l couldn't wait till he showed up." "And now he's showing up... and I don't know." "l'm just really tired." "You know... once I found out my father wasn't really my father..." "we started getting along much better." "Stop it." "I'm serious." "Suddenly the pressure was off." "If something happens... I don't automatically have to give him a kidney." "I can weigh my options." "It was a real turning point in our relationship." "So, you broke up with your boyfriend, huh?" "Rory?" "I'm exhausted." "The phone's far." "Make it short and sweet." "Hey, Lor, it's me." "Are you there?" "Okay, well, I'm just calling 'cause lunch ended bad... and I'm sure you've talked to Rory by now... so you know why it ended bad, and I just wanted to talk." "Give me a call when you get in." "I'll be up late." "Okay, bye." "It's been a long time... since I've had an evening quite as enjoyable as this one." "I'm choosing to believe you, Simon, partly because it's flattering... and partly because I've had three glasses of wine and a limoncello." "So, do you think we could possibly do this again sometime?" "That would be lovely, Simon." "l'll call you this week." "Good night." "English"

"Nice one!" "Way to use the inside of your foot, Travis." "Okay, this time, I'm gonna use my "massive-power kick."" "All right." "Show me what you got." "That packed some heat." "I told you!" "I'm going to go say hi to Justin." "Okay." "Your son." "He's a great kid." "Yeah." "I think he's pretty crazy about you, too." "I've been thinking." "What we have is... is pretty special." "I want us to be a family." "That's a bold statement." "I mean it." "So, what do you think?" "Well, you know how I feel about marriage after Trav's dad." "Well, you gave me some time to come around." "I'll give you some time." "I have a feeling I'll get there." " Great timing." " Yeah." "Hello?" "?" "Yeah." "Look, I told you, I'm... ?" "If I got it." "?" ", everything all right?" "?" "What about our picnic dinner?" "Hey, I'm sorry, buddy." "It's work." "Well, work stinks." "Yeah, you got that right." "Call you later." "I'm sorry." "All right." "Boat's fueled up and ready to go." "That's 200 bucks, in advance." "A little nighttime dive, huh?" "Yeah." "Oh, you want to fish?" "I know all the best spots." "No, I just want to get wet." "Here." "This is where I want to go." "Not a problem." "Let's get you there." "Watch your step." "13 HOURS MISSING" "So, we got a hot one." "Name is Derek Wilson, age 30." "Owns a sporting goods store with his cousin." "She called him in missing when he didn't show up to do inventory last night." "Okay, so he's been missing less than 24 hours." "We're moving pretty quickly on this." "Yeah, I know, except that Wilson rented a boat last night." "For some reason, the skipper got suspicious about what he was diving for and called NYPD." "Let me guess." "Sunken treasure." "If you're into collecting corpses." "All three were wearing concrete shoes." "They were all shot execution-style." "All right, so where did this Wilson go after he was swimming with corpses?" "Definitely didn't call the cops." "Makes you wonder how he was mixed up with this." "B i e r d o p j e . c o m" "Sync:" "FRS@"¨" "Good job." "This is a great cup of coffee." "You make a great cup of coffee." "Well, it so happens, I used to be a barista." "Really?" "Do you hear that, B?" "Do you hear that?" "Your daddy has all kinds of hidden talents." "Come here." "Give me a hug before I go to work." "So, I had that, uh, follow-up appointment with Dr. Davis." "Oh, yeah?" "How did it go?" "Good." "I need some physical therapy, but he basically cleared me to move out." " He did?" " Yeah." "Wow, that's great." "That's great." "Yeah." "You'll finally get your sofa-bed back." "You expecting someone?" "No." "I'm going to fly you to Daddy, okay?" "Be right back." "Hi." "Should we go change your diaper?" "Hannah." "Is everything okay?" "What are you doing here?" "I really need to talk to you." "O" " Okay." "Come on in." "Here you go." "So...?" "You've been really cool to me about all the Shay stuff and, uh..." "I appreciate it." "Well, you're welcome." "Here's the thing." "Uh..." "With Shay being back home and everything, I just..." "I think it would be better if I moved back to Chicago." "Ooh..." "I want my dad to know." "I just..." "The second that I bring it up, he's going to go Def-Con five." " You want me to talk to him." " Could you?" "You know how to say things to him." "You're like the Jack whisper." "Ah." "I'll try." "That's all I can do." "I'll try." "All right." "Um..." "Not what I was hoping you'd say, but..." "I guess it's better than nothing." "Okay, so we can get married at the courthouse as long as we're in line by 5:30." "Oh, get in line." "Get married." "Get romantic." "Yeah, and we need witnesses." "I have Samantha." "Who do you have?" "Oh, I've got..." "Well..." "I've got Jack." "You've got Jack for what?" "You're my witness." "We're getting married tonight." "You are?" "Yes, we are." "Well, as long as we get there in time." " Congratulations." " Thanks." "So, where are we with the three stiffs?" "Okay, the ME's still working on it, but we do know that two out of the three had prison tats." "And all of them have two in the back of the head." "Very professional." "I'm leaning towards Derek Wilson as the shooter." "Based on what?" "He's a hunter." "He has access to guns because of the sporting goods store." "This guy smells like he's connected, Jack." "Okay." "Except he has no record." "So right now, we have to assume that he's victim here." "Right, he knew exactly where the bodies were dumped." "How else would he know that, Elena?" "Okay." "If he did it, why go back at all?" "Doesn't make any sense." "Has anybody talked to the family?" "Viv's about to." "His cousin is the one who reported him missing." "Derek and I work together." "He's like my brother." "He would never kill anyone, let alone three people." "Then what was he doing where the bodies were found?" "Not what you're thinking." "That's for sure." "Kelly, I'm trying to find him here." "We're on the same side." "Sorry." "I just can't believe I'm having this conversation." "All right." "How often did he go out on the water?" "Just enough to stay certified." "He used to work as a diver on offshore oil rigs a few years back." "Oil workers can be a rough crowd." "Derek did not kill those men." "Well, it's pretty clear that he was in some kind of trouble." "What do you mean?" "He misses one day of work and you call the cops?" "Something must have happened for you to push that panic button." "Derek was staying at his girlfriend's place while they were redoing his wiring." "I swung by to pick him up last week and something weird went down." "So, what's this?" "Robin's got you sleeping on the couch?" "What do you, an animal?" "I sleep out here because she has a kid." "Besides, it's only for one more night." "Yeah, one more night of terminal backup." "You been with her six months." "Why don't you guys just move in already?" "Look, it's complicated." "There's Travis." "Last thing he needs is another guy letting him down." "Just 'cause your dad bailed doesn't mean you will." "You're not like him." "I'm restless like he was." "He blew out of town when I was 18." "I traveled, I surfed." "Wound up a diver." "I mean, I'd be lying to you if I said I didn't miss that life." "You've been back three years." "If you were going to bolt you'd have done it by now." "I just..." "I don't want to screw this up." "You won't." "Robin's the one, Derek." "Derek." "Long time no see." "Mind if I come in?" "Sure." "How did you know I was here?" "Well, I stopped by the store." "They sent me on over." "I hope that's okay." "I just thought we'd catch up, talk some business." "Um..." "Hey, Kelly, This is..." "This is, uh..." "Eh..." "John." "Right." "Uh, John." "It's good to meet you, Kelly." "Likewise." "Um, hey, why don't you head to the store?" "I'll catch up in a minute." "Okay." "The guy was bad news and his name sure as hell wasn't John." "Where did Derek know him from?" "He wouldn't say, but he was super on edge after that." "Then when he missed work, I knew something was wrong." "And this guy said that he stopped by your store." "Do you have cameras?" "Inside and out." "You know, whoever John is, he's not in the New York DMV database." "What other states did Derek live in?" "Uh, North Carolina, California," "Florida and Texas, in that order." "You know, John came to talk business, right?" "Maybe he hired Derek to ice the three stooges." "What do you think?" "No." "It doesn't match the timeline." "The ME said they'd been dead for a week." "Okay." "Hold on." "Yeah?" "I'm still here." "Are you sure?" "All right." "Thanks." "Did NYPD talk to Robin Feretti?" "Girlfriend?" "Yeah." "They called her this morning." "She said she hadn't talked to Derek since yesterday." "Why?" "I'm having the hardest time tracking her down." "She's not at work." "She's not answering her cell." "Not answering her home phone, nothing." "Okay, guys, so maybe Derek is into something shady after all." "He has received three calls from burner phones in the last 24 hours." "Did he make any calls himself?" "Yeah, just one, right after he left the dock, to an Andrew Reese." "All the way to the basket!" "Go, go, go!" " Father Reese?" " Yes." "Hi." "I'm Agent Fitzgerald;" "I'm with the FBI." "I'd like to ask you a few questions about Derek Wilson." "Sure." "Uh, take a water break, guys." "Water break." "Go, go." "What's going on?" "Well, how do you know Derek?" "We both went to St. Benedict's, K through 12." "Why are you asking about Derek?" "Well, he's been reported missing." "I was afraid of something like this." "Really?" "Why?" "I saw Derek a few months back when I hit him up to donate to the team." "Then he showed up here last night, out of the blue." "Derek!" "I was gonna call you." "I'm trying to find team sponsors..." "I'm in a jam here, Andy." "I don't know who else to talk to." "I" " I kind of got mixed up with the wrong guys." "You've been on a good path, man." " Don't go moving backwards now." " I tried to say no." "But they-they called me and told me to go to this spot at Sandy Hook Bay, so I could see that they mean business, and I saw bodies." " You what?" " Three men; they'd been murdered." "Then you need to go to the police." "No, I can't-- if I do, they're gonna putmedown there." "What do they want fromyou?" "Look... the less you know, the better." "'Kay, I'm gonna try to handle this on my own, but if you don't hear from me in 24 hours," "I need you to give this to the police." "Take it." "It's the coordinates where those bodies are." "They got families who shouldn't have to wonder what happened to them." " Derek..." " Listen, in my apartment, there's this box of jewelry." "I inherited it from my grandmother." "It's worth about 25 grand." "I need you to give that to Robin." "Derek, there's got to be some other way out of this." "Listen to me." "I need you to do this for me." "Please." "Please, Andy." "I was going to give him till sundown, then call the police." "And you have no idea what he was involved in?" "I wish I did." "16 HOURS MISSING" "Looks like somebody beat us to it." "Yep." "FBI." "Clear!" "It's okay." "It's okay, you're safe." "I'm a cop." "17 HOURS MISSING" "That boy said two men came in and took his mother." "Did he know who they were or why they did it?" "He couldn't talk about it-- you know, he's pretty upset." "Where is he now?" "With a social worker." "We called Robin's mother --she's on her way in." "Did anyone else witness the abduction?" "No, but we have a neighbor that saw a green van driving away from the scene." "Okay, Martin, what do we have on Robin Feretti?" "Not much." "She's 30 years old, teaches third grade at P.S. 22." "No priors; record's clean." "Oh, hang on." "Okay, we got a match on the guy who came to see him." "Edgar Campbell out of Miami, Florida." "Great." "Get everything you can on him." "Okay." "Jack?" " Hey." " Hey." "Can I talk to you for a minute?" " Sure." "Let's do it on the ride down." " All right." "What's up?" "Hannah wants to move back to Chicago." "She told you that?" "Yeah." "I think she feels like..." "she can't come to you." "You got to talk to her, Jack." "I..." "I can't keep getting stuck in the middle here." "Maybe she should go." "Be better off with her mother." "Jack... do you really feel that way?" "I don't know." "Will you talk to her?" "Yeah, I will." "Hey, Travis." "How you doing?" "Fine." "Is it okay if I sit here?" "Okay?" "We called your grandmother." "She's on her way over here right now." "I want my mom." "Yeah, we're gonna find her." "We have every agent looking for her." "What about Derek?" "The same-- we have everybody looking for him, too." "In the meantime, I have something for you." "You know what that is?" "That's a Junior FBI agent badge." "Do you think you'd like to become part of the Junior FBI?" " Yeah." " Yeah?" "Okay." "One of the things that you have to be good at when you're in the FBI is observing." "You know what that is?" "Okay, so when I walked in the door, which hand did I open the door with?" "Your right hand." "Excellent." "You're very good at this." "And when those men came to your house, how many were there?" "Two." "Two." "Okay." "Was this one of them?" "When they came to your house, what do you remember?" "There was a knock at the door." "I'll get it, honey." "Who is it?" "NYPD." "NYPD." "Open up." "From what precinct?" "Open the door." "I'm calling the cops right now, so you'd better take a hike!" "Do exactly what I tell you, or I will kill you." " Do you understand?" " No!" " Do you understand?" "!" " Yes..." "So you didn't hear anything that he said to her?" "How long did you have your ears covered?" "I" " I don't know." "Did you hear anything they said to each other?" "I" " I don't know!" "I don't know!" "I don't know!" "I think he's had enough." "It's okay, sweetie, it's okay." "Everybody's here to help you." "You did a good job." "It's okay." "Hi, brother." "The medical examiner I.D.'d one of the bodies." "His name is Bobby Lee Jenkins." "He's a career dirtbag with priors in assault and larceny." "Any ties to Derek Wilson or Robin Feretti?" "Nothing's popped yet." "You know, it's possible that this came from her world and not his." "Why, you got something off the financials?" "Yeah, she paid for her mother's hip replacement last year, and up to a month ago, she still owed ten grand, and the collection agency was all over here, and then she just paid it off in cash." "So you're thinking she borrowed the money off someone on the street?" "Well, if she did, you know those loan sharks can go ballistic when they don't get paid." "So, I understand that Robin paid for your surgery?" "Yeah." "My insurance only covered half." "What's that have to do with anything?" "Where did she get the money?" "She borrowed it." "From who?" "Boogie-- he's out of Queens." "I'm assuming that's a nickname." "Is this my fault?" "Robin was just trying to help me out." "Did somebody take her because of the money?" "Look, do you think it's possible that this Boogie came after Derek to get his money back?" "I don't think so." "Not the way Robin said he was talking over dinner two nights ago." "This lasagna's great." "Well, isn't Trav gonna have some?" "He already ate." "He's..." "next-door playing with Charlie." "A guy came to me yesterday, from my days on the oil rig, offered me a salvage job." "Well, what would you be diving for?" "I don't know, I" " I didn't ask." "But he offered me a lot of money." "Do you trust him?" "Thing is, I feel like I owe him one." "For what?" "Oh, he...he took a shift for me one day and some welding went wrong, and there was this big explosion under the water messed him up pretty bad." "So, you're considering this?" "Well, six months ago, I would have, but I..." "I keep thinking about you and Trav." "I mean, it-it's a lot of money, and..." "something doesn't feel right about it." "So if I went and did it anyway, I don't know how I could look you guys in the eye." "The thing is, that money, i-it could really help clear off your debt." "I don't want you to pay my bills, Derek." "I want you to do what's right." "Robin told me he turned the job down and that was that." "And Derek never mentioned what this salvage job was?" "Not as far as I know." " Okay." " Can I please see Travis now?" "Of course you can." "Thank you." "Hi." "Hey." " Congratulations." " Thank you." "She's beautiful." "Yeah, she is." "Pick a name yet?" "Hannah, after your mother." " That's nice." " Yeah." "What's going on with you?" "Nothing." "You know, it's just I never had a kid before." "I don't know what to do." "No one does." "Do what you can." "Yeah, what if you screw it up?" "Look, everybody makes mistakes." "You try to do what's best for them." "Jack, this Boogie character alibied out, but I do have some info on Edgar Campbell." "Now, he worked with Derek on an offshore rig in Texas." "An explosion he was in blew out his eardrum and collapsed a lung." "Injuries like that, he won't be able to dive anymore." "That's probably why he needed Derek." "Yeah, and it seems as though he wouldn't take no for an answer." "Why did you have to take Robin, man?" "That wasn't my call." "My boss wanted an insurance policy." "Well, I want to see her." "And you will-- after the salvage." "No deal." "Look, I'm just a middleman here." "The dudes that have her don't answer to me." "If you get stubborn, they'll slit her throat in a heartbeat." "Just like they deep-sixed those guys that you saw." "She has nothing to do with this!" "You brought this on yourself, Derek!" "If you had just said yes in the first place, things would have never got this ugly." "Yeah?" "Got it." "Let's go." "Our ship's come in." "Oh, hey." "I tried to call you on your cell phone." "What?" "!" "I said I tried to call you on your cell... your cell phone." "I didn't hear it." " Can I come in?" " Yeah." "I talked to Samantha." "I would've told you when you came home." "Yeah." "You know, I used to read you a book... when you were little." "I can't remember the name of it." "It had something to do with a, with a little pig." "But if I missed a word or something, you would make me go back to the beginning and start again." "That was the thing we used to do together... just the two of us." "Dad... it's not exactly your fault that I want to move." "Look," "I made a lot of mistakes as a father." "I think the worst one was letting you and your sister go to Chicago without a fight." "And I could give you a million reasons why it made sense at the time, but none of them would make you feel any better." "I know it was all about you and Mom." "You know that now." "When you were a kid..." "Don't go to Chicago." "Stay here." "Dad..." "Look, I spend my life looking for kids with checked-out parents who got holes in their lives that they're never gonna fix." "I don't want it to be that way between us." "Listen, I gotta, I gotta go back to work." "Okay." " Hey, Dad?" " Yeah?" "The name of the book wasOlivia." "Yeah, I remember." "I'll see you tonight." "Okay." "So, I got some more info on Edgar Campbell." "It turns out after his diving accident, he fell in with a drug-smuggling outfit out of Ft." "Lauderdale." "You know, that might explain why he's in town." "The DEA said a shipment of drugs from Florida was hijacked last week, okay?" "Word on the street is that Bobby Lee Jenkins did it with a couple buddies." "Obviously, that didn't work out too well since they wound up being human anchors." "Yeah." "What if Jenkins dumped the drugs, and Campbell's here to get them back?" " Agent Spade, you have a visitor." " Thanks." "All right, I'll catch up with you." "Bye." "Hey." "Hey." "Sorry to bother you at work." "No, it's fine." "What's up?" "Look, I-I got to thinking after you left this morning." "That's never a good thing." "Um, I got a line on a place in Washington Heights, and I can crash with a buddy until I can move in." "Why?" "Look, Jack's daughter came to talk to you, and I just, I don't want to get in the way any more than I already have, so maybe the best thing for everybody is if I just move out." "I could be out by tonight." "You're not in the way, Brian." "And when you talk about what's best, you know, what's best for me and-and for Finn... is if you stay." "I didn't come here to force you into anything." "I know that." "And just so you know, any decisions I make, they're my decisions." "Okay." "So, I bring back what's down there, you let Robin go, right?" "That's the deal." "You know, the guy I used to know would keep his word." "Get in the water." "I know this is gonna be difficult, but it's something we have to do, okay?" "I already told you everything I know." "Yeah, but you know, sometimes when you come back to a place a second time," "you remember things you didn't remember the first time." "Why don't we sit down?" "Come on." "Take a seat." "Let's talk about, uh, let's talk about this morning, okay?" "When those guys came in the door, what were you doing?" "I was buttering my toast." "And what time do you think it was" "Trav, you'd better hurry up." "You're gonna be late." "8:37." "Okay, so you were in the armoire, and you had your hands over your ears, 'cause you didn't want to hear what they were saying." "It doesn't matter what they said." "Travis, listen to me." "I can find your mother, but I can't do it unless you help me." "All they were doing was yelling." "Now shut your mouth!" "Let's see what your boyfriend has to say." "I'm trying to make a call here." "Hey, ass breath." "Who is this?" "Never mind who it is." "Just listen to your girlfriend." "Derek!" " Robin?" "Robin!" " Get off of me!" "Is that clear enough now?" "What are you doing to her?" "!" "If you want to keep her alive, you listen to us and keep the phone by your side." " Is that clear?" " Yes." "Please don't hurt her, okay?" "That's up to you, my friend." "If you say something to the cops, she's dead." "That'll give him a little more incentive." "Come on." "We're going to Sunset." "Come on!" "And you're sure that they used the word "Sunset"?" "Yeah, I think so." "But it was morning." "Thank you." "It was great." "What do you got?" "Danny, I need you to check out any area in Brooklyn near the water that has the name "Sunset" associated with it." "Okay, what are we looking for?" "Apparently, the abductors took Robin to a place called Sunset." "I'm assuming that's a staging point for the dive." "Here we go." "Sunset Park." "It's a section of the Brooklyn docks." "It's mostly warehouses and fish processing." "Okay, how big is it?" "20, 30 blocks." "Okay, let's focus on that area and let's see if we can find somebody that can I.D. a late-model green van." " All right, you got it." " Great, thanks." "FBI!" "Get down on the ground now!" "Drop the weapon." "Now put your hands where I can see them." "Go ahead." "Give me a reason." "On the floor." "So, uh, where's your friend Edgar?" "Edgar who?" "Your friend Edgar." "Took Derek out on the water." "The only Edgar I know used to play for the Marlins." "Had that walk-off hit to win the '97 series." "I made a fortune off that Colombian." "Hmm." "You're a gambler?" "I've been known to lay down a wager from time to time." "I've been told gamblers get off on the uncertainty of not knowing the outcome." "Would you say that was a true statement?" "When you put it that way, sure." "You want to play?" "Is this where you're going to tell me you're going to let my people back in Miami know I snitched on them?" "No, no, no." "I have something much more interesting in mind." "What are you doing?" "Well, since you can't tell me where your friend Edgar is, you're free to go." "No." "No, I'm not making a move without a lawyer." "You're a long way from a lawyer, my friend." "Put my cuffs back on." "You can't do this." "You know, it's been a long time since I've been to the shooting range." "I'm a bit rusty." "What do you think your odds are?" "Make a run for the door, let's find out." " Okay, okay." " Want to give it a try?" "I" " I'll tell you what you want to know." "Where's Derek?" "In the water." "The dive for the stash." "Yeah, I know that, numb nuts." "Specifically where?" "The coordinates are in my cell phone." "45 bags." "Good job, my friend." "We're going back now, right?" "Yeah." "Go pull up the anchor." "Jump in." "What are you doing?" "Well, that's your choice." "You can die right here, or you can take your chances in the water." "You don't have to do this, Edgar." "You can just let Robin and I go, and we won't say anything." "Now, you know too much, and so does she." "Come on, man, you're not this guy." "What was I supposed to do after the accident, huh?" "You could do whatever you wanted, but what was I supposed to do to make a living?" "Don't do this, okay?" "Let's just go back to shore and forget about everything." "Get in the water." "Okay." "I got ya." "FBI!" "Freeze!" "Hey!" "Yo!" "Take him." "They're stabilizing him." "He's regained consciousness." "It looks as though he's going to be okay." "Where are they taking him now?" "Lutheran Medical." "It's the nearest hospital." "Can I go see him?" "Of course." "I'll get somebody to give you a ride over there." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "Like rats off a sinking ship." "I don't think that's an appropriate metaphor given the circumstances." "?" ", Me neither." "I just like the way it sounds." "It always seems to end the same way, doesn't it?" "How's that?" "You know, you and me, some dark, desolate place." "Good conquering evil." "What are you, Batman?" "At times I do feel a resemblance." "Oh, well, remind me to get you a cape for your next birthday." "Don't forget the tights." "Hey." "You got a minute?" "Sure." "Come in." "I wanted to, uh..." "talk to you about something." "Me, too." " Oh, go ahead." " No, you go." " We always do this." " Yeah, I know we do." "And you always end up going first, so go ahead." " No, you go." " All right..." "Okay, look, I talked to Hannah, and I asked her not to go to Chicago." "I asked her to stay with me." "What did she say?" "I think I bought some time." "Great." "That's great." " Yeah, well..." " Yeah." "I just... well, you know, I think that you know, the relationship with both my girls is important, and I think it's always going to interfere in our relationship." " And..." " Oh, my God." "What?" "What?" "No." "It's just... it's funny." "What's funny?" "You're breaking up with me, right?" "Well, technically yes, but I hadn't finished yet." "Look, you should continue." "You're doing a wonderful job." "You're breaking up with me." "Right?" "Technically yes." "Brian, right?" "Yeah." "I mean, Finn needs..." "You don't have to explain it." "I get it." "You know, tall, handsome, good-looking, you know, whatever." "He's no Jack Malone." "Well, good for you." "We never could get our timing right, couldn't we?" "Maybe there's a reason for that." "You okay?" "Yeah, I think so." "Well... yeah." "I'm not sure if I'm okay." "Hey, guys, I just got a call from Elena." "She said if we make it down to the courthouse by 7:00, the judge will still marry them." "Martin's down there waiting on us." "Want to go see some other people get married?" "I love a good wedding."

"I told my lawyer I'd agree to mediation if Magda dropped the preconditions." "She never appreciated you." "I know, Mom." "At least it's not as ugly as divorce court." "No, you're right." " I agree with you." " Thanks, Mom." " Keep your chin up." " Yeah, I'm trying." "I love you." "I'll see you later." "Okay." "All right, I love you too." "Bye." "Morning, G." " When did that happen?" " Hey, guys..." "Whoa." " Who did this?" " Don't know." " Where's all our stuff?" " Don't know." " I think it's safe to go in." " Don't know." "I'm saying I think it's safe to go in." "Am I seeing assigned seats?" "Yup." "I'm here." "This is nice." "Nice." "Oh, look, they even sharpened my pencils." " Do you write with pencils?" " No." "Could be one of Nate's psych experiments." "I'm not one of Nate's lab rats." " You ever known me to receive mail?" " Nope." " Send mail?" " Nope." "Organisation and productivity are directly correlated." "Cleanliness is next to, um," " efficiency." " So you moved our stuff?" " I tried to stop her." " Hetty." "She's the only one..." "Continue, Mr. Callen." "Continue." " With the authority." "Ah." "Hmm." "Nate, if your comment that they might be miffed constitutes trying to stop me," "I suggest you learn more forceful techniques of self-assertion." "Not that I would have listened." "People, this is an office." "Insofar as you have equipment necessary to your duties, you'll find it in your desks." "Insofar as you had stuff," " you'll find it all upstairs in trash bags." " Most of it's Kensi's." "You're welcome to add a personal touch or two." "But let's not again have it looking like a fraternity lounge." "Now, if you'll follow me, we have work." "Chief Petty Officer Frank McEIIon was murdered last night." "He was one of the Navy's top engineers." "He worked on supercavitation." "Really cool technology." "Puts a bubble around a submarine, quadruples its speed." "From 25 knots top speed fully submerged to a hundred knots." " Nifty trick." " A trick you wanna keep secret." "Murder and possible espionage." "Both balls are in your court, Mr. Callen." "Hey, new bullpen's great, huh?" "An enlisted sailor lives here?" " It's a little too upmarket, isn't it?" " Way upmarket." "Mobiles go over cribs, right?" "Huh." "Looks like baby moved out." "Probably not by herself." "Now, the alarm system showed this window open just before the murder." "Eric, there's a house directly behind us." "They have a security cam." "Thanks." "So McEIIon hears a noise and he comes in." "Killer takes him from behind, no struggle." "McEIIon's 6 foot, so the killer's strong, he's quiet." "And knows how to use a knife." "Hey, guys." " What do you see?" " Huh." "Dusted for prints, but there aren't any." "This was the only window open." "He came and went through here." "The whole crime scene is like this." "Do you know what the forensics report is gonna find?" "Absolutely nothing." "No prints, fibres, hairs." "This guy didn't leave a trace." " Nanny cam." " With a front-row seat." " Okay, Eric, thanks." " Keep looking, Dom." " Eric says the window..." " Dom's trying to track down..." " The killer knew..." " The wife split a month..." "Callen." " Was I heads or tails?" " I'm not telling you." "The window that the killer used was not covered by the security camera out back." "Our guy must have cased the house first." "But Eric found another camera next door." " Hmm." " This is video from four days ago." "He's running facial recognition, but there's been no hits yet." "And now it's your turn, Sam." "McEIIon's wife split with the baby a month ago." "Dom's still trying to track her down." " Financials?" " It turns out McEIIon's money is clean." "He designed sub technology before he joined the Navy." "His patents are lucrative." "Why would a wealthy engineer enlist?" "The same reason Pat Tillman left the NFL to join the Army." "Patriotism." "McEIIon signed on after 9/11." "So a patriotic guy sells secrets?" "That would make him unpatriotic, Kensi." " You were tails, for the record." " Can I have my phone?" " Thank you very much." " Heh." "Feels weird." "I like it." "I'm over here, you're way over there." " You see the forensics report?" " No." "It's right there in your inbox." "I thought it was the outbox." "Heh." "Kensi was right." "The killer left no DNA." "No fibres, no hairs, no prints." "Nothing." "Never seen anything like it." "Thanks." " Agent Callen." "Agent Hanna." " Director." "NSA completed the preliminary review." "Sub programme security protocols do not appear to have been breached." "Espionage or not, this case is still a priority." "That's why I'm sending our top forensic specialist to assist you." "But there are no forensics." "Our forensic expert has a theory about this crime that's, shall we say, original." "Thinks McEIIon is the victim of a serial killer." "No other law-enforcement organisation in this country thinks this killer exists." "Can't say I do either." "And you're sending this person why?" "I was ganged up on." "Who gangs up on the director of a federal agency?" "Oh, you'd be surprised, Mr. Callen." " And who's the expert?" " Oops." "I think I took a wrong turn." "Hello?" "Abby?" "We're in here." "There you are." "Hi." "Wow." "This place is seriously cool." " So how do you?" " Double tap, get the menu, fill the screen." "It's all very intuitive." "No wonder McGee can't stop talking about this." "So I'm sure Leon has told you that I know who killed McEIIon." " Wait, you call him Leon?" " You don't?" " Not successfully." " Give it time." " You have a name for us, Abby?" " He's called the Phantom." " By whom?" " By me." "Anyone else?" "No, just me." "Well, I'm going to leave you kids to it." "But I must say, Abby, you are the first NCIS employee I've ever met with a sense of style." "You'd all do well to note that one can be functional and stylish at the same time." "Right, Mr. Beale?" "Abby, the forensics report has no evidence of the killer." "That's why I call him the Phantom." "Fourteen murders in two years." "I mean, it took me a while to see his pattern, but..." "Okay." "Pull up a list of his murders, please." "This is a private website for forensic specialists." "Abby's a rock star among them." "I've been blogging about the Phantom for a few months." "I'm trying to get local police departments to pursue him." "All right, 67-year-old black female poisoned in Tampa." "The killer left nothing." "No hair, no DNA, no fibres." "Zippity doo-dah." "Twenty-two-year-old white male shot in Des Moines." "No trace of a killer." "Thirty-seven-year-old Asian female in Boise." "With a crowbar." "Do you know how hard it is to cudgel someone to death with a crowbar and leave no forensic evidence?" "I mean, cases with zero forensics are rare." "Like, every few years kind of rare, and this is 14 in two years." "Okay." "Have any of the local P.D. S pursued this Phantom theory?" "Not one." "Can you believe that?" "Serial killers are organised or disorganised." "This guy's organised and leaving no forensics." "But completely disorganised in everything else." "I mean, random victims, weapons, locations." "It just doesn't look like one single killer." "He makes it look random on purpose." "That's how I knew that McEIIon was a Phantom victim." "Not just the no-forensics part, but he never repeats himself." "Like, he's never cut the neck of a 40-year-old white guy before, see?" "Clearly, you've spent a lot of time on this." "If you wanna get my attention, show me a crime scene and tell me there's no clues." "Oh, we have a clue." "This guy." "Casing the house three days before the murder." "Well, okay." "The Phantom's not the kind of guy that would get caught on camera." "Three days prior?" "Scoping the place out?" "Maybe he's finally slipped up." "I'm just curious why you pressured Vance to send Abby." "He wasn't buying her Phantom theory." "He needed goosing." "So you want us chasing the Phantom?" "Mr. Callen, is that what you think?" "I don't know." "There's..." "There's been some meddling around here, and I'm a little fuzzy on the command chain." "This case lacks forensics." "As your operations manager," "I procured for you our best scientist to help you." "You, as head agent, are free to pursue whatever theory of crime makes the most sense." "There's no fuzziness, Callen." "You still shoot the ducks," "I just row the boat." "What is he holding?" "A rabbit?" "He misses his little girl." "Hang on." "Let me see here and here." "It's the same fabric, top and bottom." " Overalls?" " It's a full body suit." "That explains it." "He doesn't leave it, he takes it with him." "Takes what with him?" "Hair and fibres and skin." "Evidence." "Every day we lose 50,000 dead epidermal cells." "That's 1.5 pounds per year." " We have to go to this crime scene." " Abby, the crime scene's done." " Yeah, and they found nothing." " So you wanna go why?" "Because I think I can find something." "All right." "CSI guys tracked through dirt." "The scene's completely contaminated, Abby." "I'm not looking for footprints that leave dirt," "I'm looking for footprints that remove dirt." "Okay, so you're thinking that..." "Come with me." "Smart thinking, Abby." "You live up to the hype." "Dom found e-mails from Magda McEIIon threatening to kill her husband." "I'm gonna need to talk to her." "Gotta find her first." "Yo, Callen, Sam." "In here." "So most footwear is electrically neutral." "But some body suits made for chemical workers or doctors, they have a tiny electrostatic charge." "Electrostatic charges, they pick up dust." "Just like those dust cloths you see advertised on late-night TV." "You know about cleaning products?" "You watch late-night TV?" "I can get the full pattern from his bootie in this dust here." "Then I can find you the make and a manufacturer." "Huh." "Thank you, Abby Sciuto." "You're welcome, G. Callen." "So where do we start looking for Magda McEIIon?" ""Zuggler-Smith."" "I hate lawyers." "Miss Jenkins has left for lunch." "See?" "I told you, she said the restaurant." " Oh, there she is." " Enjoy your lunch." "Thank you." "My job, I deal with a lot of jerks." "Frank McEIIon was a real gentleman." "Even to his wife, who demanded two-thirds of his submarine patents." "Things he had invented before they even met." " You advised him to fight." " With the future value, hell, yes." "They're already a gravy train if he can afford to hire you." "You're cute." "Frank told me they'd be worth a lot more soon." "Top-secret and all, but that had to mean the Navy liked his inventions." "That's a lucky wife." "She's a widow, not an ex." "So Magda McEIIon gets it all." "So when your people went to serve her with the papers, where did they go?" "Five years married to a button-down Navy guy." "She splits, moves down here to get a taste of the crazies." "I used to live here." "Well, you and crazy speaks for itself." "That's her." "Well, she's fast." "Fast for a short girl." " I said she's fast." " I said she's short." "Nanny cam." "McEIIon's killer was the same height as he was." "She's got the motive, she's just not tall enough." "But he is." "Okay." "That's the guy that was casing McEIIon's house." " I gotta go." " Ah." "Boyfriend-girlfriend." " She's not even divorced yet." " Ha, ha." "You see other partners after I was shot?" "Oh, no." "I'm a loyal guy, G." "Mm-hm." "Think old lover boy over there is loyal?" "Loyal enough to do Magda's bidding?" " What do you think?" "Ten bucks?" " Whoo." "Don't do it." "Ha, ha." "Is that a casual walking away or an "I see two guys that may be law enforcement" walking away?" "I might look like law enforcement." " Yeah?" "What do I look like?" " Like you grew up here." "Come on." "What are you doing, man?" "Watch out." " Aah!" "Unh." " Unh." "What happened?" " What did he do, man?" " I don't know." "Unh." "Hey!" "My bike!" "Watch out!" " You hurt?" " Uh-huh." "Good." "There's Magda McEIIon." " I'll talk, you get the video." " Okay." "Make sure you zoom in on her reaction." "You're on." "So, what's your name?" " Cyrus Hill." " Heh." "That's funny, you don't actually look like a Cyrus." "Facial recognition says that your name is Ted Brock." "Why did you run?" "I thought you were gonna steal my stuff." "It had nothing to do with the two outstanding arrest warrants?" "So basically, what you do is you butter up rich ladies and then you steal their things." "What I wanna know is, where were you last night?" " I had a date..." " Mm-hm." " With Magda McEIIon." "Magda McEIIon?" "Hi." "I'm Special Agent Kensi Blye." "I need to speak with you." "Please have a seat." "This is difficult." "I'm sorry to have to tell you, but, um, your husband was murdered last night." " I'm sorry." " Oh, my God." "How?" "Where?" "In his house." "I'm really sorry, but I need to ask you this." "Where were you last night?" "I took Magda to dinner at the Ivy." "I was here, with Lily, my baby." " And Lily?" " She hired a babysitter." "We only have childcare in the daytime." "I'll take her story over his." "Facial cues." "Eyebrows, parted lips." "Her surprise is genuine." "She didn't know." "Guys, she just skewered his alibi." "Let's get to motive." "Tell me something." "How long have you known this man?" "Cyrus?" "A few weeks." "Why?" "Actually, his name is Ted." "Ted, I'm guessing that you wanted the submarine patents that Magda would get if her husband was dead." "I have no idea what you're talking about." "Did you tell Ted about your husband's patents?" "Yes, by mistake." "I was pissed off after a phone call from Frank's lawyer." "He knows about the patents, G." "Hmm." "Magda just called you a liar." "She's out there?" " She can hear me?" " You weren't with her last night." "You knew about the patents and that she might lose them in the divorce." "So you went to McEIIon's house last night and you killed him." "Now she's a rich widow and she dates you." "Wait, that isn't true." "Magda...!" "I didn't kill anybody." "You cased the house four days ago." "Security camera across the street." "That's why you picked a different window when you killed him." "I didn't kill him." "Then why did you case the house, Ted?" "Magda said he kept 10 grand in bearer bonds." "I saw the security camera." "I didn't go in, I'm not a BE guy." "So where were you last night?" "Brentwood." "Lady friend." "Is she rich?" "So, what happened to Lover Boy Brock?" "He was what he said he was, so we turned him over to L.A.P.D. For those outstanding warrants." "And back to square one." "Magda's not involved, we've pretty much ruled out espionage." "Yeah, the killer wears fancy suits and studies security cams." "We're missing motive." "Maybe because it's random." " Oh." "Abby got you onboard?" " He wishes." "So, uh, do you guys know about the birthday paradox?" "Abby discusses it on her blog." "How many people do you need in a room to have an even chance that two of them have the same birthday?" "I don't know." "A hundred and 82 and a half." "Only 23." "And with 57 people, it's a 99-percent chance that two of them will have the same birthday." "True randomness includes repeats." "A truly random group of murders would have at least two white males in their 20s." "Yeah." "Or two gunshot deaths, or two stabbing deaths." "But there are no repeats." "It's hard to do." "If the m.o. Is to make it all appear random, then why kill McEIIon when there are so many other easy targets?" "And if it is the Phantom, then he changed his m.o." "Now, why would he do that?" "Hey, so good news." "Flagstaff P.D. Is going back to their crime scene." "Jose Piñon, electrocuted in his bathtub five weeks ago." "I told them to look for dust prints." "I hope nobody cleaned the floor." "So, um, that's the bootie pattern?" "Yep." "It was left inversely in the dust on the floor at the McEIIon's house." "It's a pattern from a HAZMAT suit made by ProtectorSuits Inc." "I e-mailed them for a distribution list, but they're not open till morning." "Oh." "Well, so then if we have to wait until morning, then..." "Are you trying to ask me out, Eric?" " Yeah." " Okay, just checking." "Go ahead." "Maybe a drink at, say, SteamPunk?" "It's only the coolest place I've wanted to go but never been west of the Mississippi." "Yes." "How do you know about SteamPunk?" "Uh, you mentioned it online somewhere." "You've been reading my blog." "A lot." "So along with seeing this awesome club," "I wanna see the Museum of Jurassic Technology and the Car Museum." "Oh, have you seen out back?" "There's hot rods everywhere." "Yeah, this is where they hang out." "That's what makes this place so cool." "And I wanna see an earthquake." "Oh, I mean, I know you can't see an earthquake, but I wanna feel one." "I mean, the whole Earth shaking." "I mean, just a small one, where no people or animals get hurt." "But doesn't it feel cool?" "Yeah, I guess it feels kind of funky, when no one gets hurt." "Um, do you want another..." "Uh, whatever this is?" "You're on refills," "I'm gonna go check out the hot rods." "Flagstaff P.D. Found footprints in the dust." "Same size, same pattern." "Abby's right." "Phantom's real." "Oh, my God, I am buying that woman a beer." "I'll buy her a brewery, but I need to know why McEIIon." "The Phantom's other victims were all easier targets." "That's not the only difference." "All the other cases happened in smaller cities with P.D. S that didn't have the resources to nationalise the case." "But now, Los Angeles." "Second biggest P.D. In the country." "And he gets NCIS involved." "A federal agency." "That's not random." " You hit McEIIon because of NCIS." " Yeah, but what does that get you?" "Other than caught?" "It gets you Abby Sciuto." "The one person calling attention to you when you're trying to stay off the radar." "He must have had access to her blog." "She only reported her Phantom theory on her closed forum." "He hacks into that, sees that she's a threat." "Kills someone from the Navy to draw her out." "Where is she?" "They went to a bar." "A place she talked about before online." " Eric." " Hey, Callen." "You guys should come down here." "This place is awesome." "What?" "Abby?" "Abby!" "Where was she abducted?" "In a dark parking lot, Leon." "But no video and so far, no witnesses." "Nate, I want brass tacks." "The good news is he abducted her instead of killing her outright." "Probably wants to gloat and show her he's superior." "The bad news is she does pose a major threat to him." "So he will kill her." "Probably soon." "All right." "You keep me in the loop." "Gibbs and his team are en route to Manassas Airport." "He's trying to get a favour with the FBI to borrow their G5." "He'll be with you by midday." "Let's pray Abby has that long." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Have you seen this woman?" "Hey!" "I'm talking to you." "I don't care, big Muggle cop without a warrant." "Listen, I don't know what "Muggle" means, but I don't have time for this, Marilyn Manson." "Sam, let's do this all at once." " Hey!" " It's a party, man." "Hi." "This woman was abducted from here 30 minutes ago." "Anyone see anything?" "Anyone?" "We need your help." "She was here with a blond dude." "Creepy looking guy in flip-flops." "He's okay." "Anyone else?" "Please." "Anyone?" "Her name is Abby." "Please, we need your help." "Please." "She's a friend of mine." "Guy came in yesterday, gave me this." "He said she was an old friend, asked me to text him if she came in." "He gave me a hundred bucks." " What'd he look like?" " Like you, like the blond guy she was here with." "He and I don't really look alike." "I'm sorry." "All Muggles look the same." "Okay, we've identified every person who's had access to Abby's online forum, except one." "Check out Mike287." "He mentions SteamPunk." "He suggests she'd love it if she went to L.A." "Post is two months old, which means he's been planning it that long." "Yeah, he's setting a lot of bait." "Who is Mike287?" "Come on, guys, bust down this door." "Poses as Mike Kinkirk, L.A. County criminalist." "The real Kinkirk has been in hospice for months." "He's using routers to hide the computer he posts from," " but I'm sure he's actually in L.A." " That makes sense." "All this planning to lure out Abby." "Like Callen was saying, it's a lot more work than he's had to do before." " Easier to do it in a familiar place." " Home-field advantage." "Okay." "The encrypted phone the bar woman sent the text to belongs to Zuggler-Smith." "That's McEIIon's law firm." "They bought 30 secure phones for their attorneys six months ago." "That's not all." "They took delivery of a whole bunch of HAZMAT suits." "Deliveries going back two years." "That's when the Phantom started killing." "So he's a lawyer?" " Figures." " Yeah, but which lawyer?" "Doesn't say who received the suits, so we don't know who the firm issued the phone to." "I'm firing up the ops centre now." "Law firm's our only lead." "We go undercover." "Are you comfortable?" "I can't move." "It's a..." "Just a little chemical restraint." "It's just a little chemical restraint." "It'll wear off slowly." "You'll start feeling your fingers and your toes first." "So it's not quite a creepy dungeon." "I made it for you, Abby." "You who named me." "Phantom." "If I could have caught you, I would have." "And yet I caught you." "You went right where I asked you to go." "You're Mike287." "You making a little Abby movie?" "Oh, that's for watching you when I go to work." "I took the day off today so we could be together." "After all, Abby, we're a team." "There's no "l" in your team." "You'll resist at first." "And maybe I'll wait for you to come around." "Or maybe I won't." "The only people coming around are my friends." "And they're gonna smash through the door, wherever the door is, and they're gonna put you in prison where you belong, creep." "Couple of things." "First, anyone comes in here, the place bursts into flames." "Butane." "And second, I'm good at what I do." "You're the definition of the opposite of good." "In part, thanks to you," "I won't wear the suit on smooth floors anymore." "There will be no more Phantom footprints." "I didn't blog about that." "No, you told Flagstaff P.D." "They posted it when they found them." "And by the way, don't call me a creep." "You're right." "We just met." "It's not polite to judge." "I just..." "I have this itch, it's right on the tip of my nose." "Could you just help me, please?" "Aah!" "Don't you dare!" "Calm." " Calm." " That's what you look like." "Who's better, Zuggler or Smith?" " For what, ma'am?" " For getting every stinking penny." "Ha, ha." "You've come to the right place." "Have a seat, please." "I don't believe it." " I was here first, weasel." " Uh-huh." "So you're gonna spend my money to screw me out of my money?" "So hard you're gonna wanna crawl back to the sewer you came from." " That's it." " Don't do it." "Don't touch me." "Give back my purse!" "Don't touch me." " Fine." "See if they take your business." " Heh." "How are you gonna pay the retainer?" "I froze you out of all the accounts." "Or maybe they'll take in-kind contributions," " like you freely gave to the pool guy?" " Shut up." " And gardener." " Security." " The driver, the personal trainer." " Shut up." "Shut up!" " Security to the front." " You are a crazy woman." " No, no, no." " You are crazy." " One crazy woman." " No." " Get off of me!" "Unh!" " Sir." "Easy, miss, easy." " Get off me." " Let her go." " Go back into your office." " I gave you everything." "I'm in." "Which way do I go, Eric?" " I think the last room on your left." " You think?" "Not like we had time to plan." "I hacked the surveillance system, buzzed through a lot of old video, and caught a woman giving out a cell phone." "She's the chief admin." "She keeps a roster in her right desk drawer." "It's the best I got." "Capturing video now." "Got it, Sam." " I'll do it, Miss Jenkins." " And by tomorrow." "Thanks." "Hey, how are you?" "Had a little thing up front there." "Oh, okay." "Bye." " Hey." "Kensi?" " On her way back." "I found who the phone was signed out to." "Mike Smith, founding partner." "I hacked into his computer." "It's been idle for two days." "I don't think he's been at work." "He logs on as Mike287 and visits Abby's blog regularly." "I'm sending you his licence." "Address is 287 Bruckner, Mike287." "Oh, boy." "Abby's alive." "He's streaming live video from his house to his computer at work." "At least I hope it's live." " He's with her." " All right, we're ten minutes out." "Hold on, hold on." "This can't be his house." "The room she's in looks like it doesn't have any windows." "It's gotta be a commercial space." "I'm thinking..." "Yeah, 458 North Fig." "The law office is expanding to the building next door." " Smith owns it." " We're standing right in front of it." "Eric said no windows." "Basement." "Guys, he's moving towards her." "Mike Smith." "He's not the Phantom." "We're in the wrong place." "So was he." "He's been dead two or three days, Eric." "The Phantom works in a law firm." "Smith, his boss, gets suspicious, so he kills him." "I bet there's no forensics in there either." "Sam, we got him." "Check your phone." "Mike287 posts from Smith's work computer." "At those specific time codes, we found this guy." " The receptionist." " Front desk at the law firm." "Male receptionist is Tom Smith." "Your dead guy is his Uncle Mike." "The boss is your uncle, you have the run of the place." "So wherever he's got Abby, he's probably got the run of that place." "Okay, there's nothing in Tom's name, but his uncle has a dozen..." "Had a dozen real-estate holdings, office buildings, warehouses, it could be any of them." "We check them all out." "We'll take half, Kensi and Dom, you take the other half." "Eric, find out if L.A.P.D. Can lend a hand." " Already on it." " Oh, and Eric." "Eyes on Abby?" "Still streaming." "What's the bed for?" "To you, who empower me." "He's toasting her?" "I thought he was gonna gloat." "What's with the wine and the bed?" "Men love women who appreciate them," " and she alone has appreciated him." " I don't buy it." "He's too smart." "He knows she's his downfall." "He knows that she won't come around." "At best, he's just playing with her." " Playing like chess?" " More like a bear with a salmon." " You must've been good at math." " Good at everything." "So Tampa, that was your first?" "My fifth." "So, what four did I miss?" "Well, they were before the suit." "My first was in Chico." "My first human, I mean." "Animals?" "Hoo." "Before that, there were dozens of animals." "That's how I knew I was built for this." "Really, I just couldn't stop killing animals." "It was such intense pleasure." "It's not fun." "It's awful." "And you are awful." "Every person and animal that you killed had a life, and people that loved them and deserved them alive." "I'm not on your side." "I've never been on your side, and I will never be on your side." "I know." "But it was fun to pretend." "Do you wanna pretend?" "Buy yourself another night of life?" "After all, you'll be able to move soon." " Look at that." " Yeah." "And look at this." "Four down, eight to go." " Kensi?" " Make that five down, seven to go." "Got two black and whites dispatching now." "We don't have time to search seven buildings, even with local P.D." "Find where that camera is, now." "The camera's fixed, there's no swing..." "Wait." "I do have zoom." "Zoom out, Eric, go wide so we can see the building." "Eric?" "Eric." "I don't believe it." "She's signing to the camera." "That's sign." " You read sign language?" " Since I was 7." "She's fingerspelling." "All right. "Noise," something." "I can't read." "It's like when someone's mumbling." "Her fingers are slurred." ""Noise..." "Construction noise." That's half the message." "Then start looking for construction sites." "Callen, there's a warehouse on the corner of 6th and Ardmore, owned by Smith." "Construction down the block." "On our way." "The truth is you're just not smart enough for me, Abby." "Because you're there and I'm here." "And now, the great forensic specialist dies without any evidence of her killer." "And it will be fun for me, Abby." "I've almost got the second half of the message." "Okay, it's "noise."" "Uh, "doors." Doors?" ""Noise doors."" "Uh, um... "Doors." It's, um..." "It's..." " Wait." " Guys, stop." "Wire." "Abby's signing, "Construction noise, doors booby-trapped."" "How are we getting in, Eric?" "Okay." "Skylight, fire escape, north side." "I'll leave, trip the door fuse remotely, place will go kaboom, and the Phantom remains traceless." "You're not traceless." "Oh, come on, Abby." "You know butane burns hot enough to destroy evidence." "You have my teeth marks on your finger." "Creep." " Miami?" " Oh, Miami was half the height and we still got all busted up." "One of us may land soft enough and get the shot." "Yeah, if one of us is Peter Pan." "I saved the "white woman in her late 20s" slot for you." "Guys." "You should be honoured." "Guys, gotta go now." "Oh, God." "Unh!" "You've got to lay off the doughnuts, buddy." " Are you okay?" " Yeah." "Thank you, G. Callen." "You're welcome, Abby Sciuto." "Des Moines P.D. Got a traffic-cam shot of Smith near the crime scene." "And Tampa P.D. Found him on a flight manifest leaving after the murder." "You've solved 15 murders in as many hours." "Abby, how does that feel?" "Almost as good as being alive." " Hey, I lowered him down." " And did it perfectly." "Mwah." "The post-incident medical evaluation is not optional, Abby." " They're waiting for you." "Go, go." " Hetty, I'm so sorry, but there's something way more important that I have to do first." " What could possibly...?" " Abby." "On-screen in 30 seconds." "That." "Gibbs, Gibbs, I'm okay." "I know you were coming to save me, but these guys, they were amazing." "Really." "I mean, you should see what they can do with a fire hose." "McGee, you were so right about how cool this place is." "Not as cool as home, because nothing is as cool as home, and I can't wait to see you guys." "It was scary, but we got him." " We got the Phantom." "Amazing." " I wanna show you something." "I mean, really." "I know, there's a small fee." "We're gonna some lend you resources to search for evidence that Smith was there around the time of the..." "You're going to tell me that I should have consulted you before...?" "No." "My team's getting half a day's desk work done in half an hour." "You row pretty good." " Thanks." " Detective Rogers?" "Special Agent Kensi Blye, NCIS." "Listen, I think we may have solved..." "I'm sending you the photo now."

"Battlestar Galactica 2003 Part2 Sync :" "ÇÑ"óÈñ(fithelestre@sanori.net)" "Resume..." "jump prep." "Resume jump prep." "Attention all hands, jump prep underway." "Set condition two throughout the ship." "Set condition two throughout the ship." "Secure all..." "Lieutenant, what did you do to my viper?" "We wondered why the engine gave out." "We're gonna have to pull the whole mounting." "Get the high-lift." "I don't know how you managed to fly this thing, much less land it." "Not something I want to think about right now." "Where's Prosna?" "He's gotta get that frakking gimbal locked or I'll have his ass." "He's dead." "Sir, he died in the fire." "How many did we lose?" "85." "Right." "Lieutenant?" "I don't know if you heard about Apollo, but.." "Heard what?" "Right." "Any word on Sharon?" "No, sir." "You okay, chief?" "Chief?" "Get back to work." "Three, two, one..." "launch." "Drone deployed and transmitting." "Now they'll come find us?" "There's a lot of interference around here." "A lot of noise." "Keeps my wireless from working." "And hopefully, once that communications pod I launched gets far enough away from here, colonial ship will pick up a signal and start looking for us." "Is everyone on caprica dead?" "I don't know." "My dad's in the colonial fleet." "They told me he's missing." "But I think he's dead too." "What's your name?" "Boxey." "You know something?" "both my parents died when I was little too." "Who do you live with?" "A bunch of other people on a ship called the galactica." "You know what I love about you, Gaius?" "You're a survivor." "The board is green." "The ship reports we're ready to jump, sir." "Then take us to Ragnar, colonel." "Lieutenant Gaeta." "Yes, sir." "Execute the jump." "All decks prepare for immediate F.T.L. jump." "Clock is running." "Ten, nine," "eight, seven," "six, five," "four, three," "two..." "I hate this part." "One." "Jumping." "Report." "Taking a bearing now." "We appear to be in geosynchronous orbit directly above the Ragnar anchorage." "Colonel Tigh." "Sir." "Let's update your chart for a course ..." "right down into the eye of the storm." "Yes, sir." "Attention magazine safety officers, report to CIC." "Captain Apollo." "That was fun." "I think it worked." "What exactly did you do?" "I basically just used the hyper drive to manipulate the energy coils." "I put..put out..put out a big pulse of electromagnetic energy that must've disabled the warheads." "Oh..." "I'm, I'm hoping that it looked like a nuclear explosion." "Oh, so that's what that was." "Did it fool the cylons?" "I don't know." "But if,if they weren't fooled, then they'd be on top of us by now." "The rest of the fleet know about this trick?" "I doubt it." "It was just a theory we toyed with in war college, but..." "It never used to work during war games." "The cylons would see right through it and destroy the targets anyway." "The lesson here is not to ask follow-up questions, but simply to say thank you, captain Apollo, for saving our collective asses." "You're welcome." "Now if I could suggest..." "Evacuate the passenger liner and get the hell out of here before the cylons realize their mistake." "I'm right with you, captain." "Five seconds to turn three." "Five seconds?" "Aye, sir." "And turn." "Bow pitch positive one half." "Stern pitch negative one quarter." "Bow yaw negative three quarters." "Crossing into the ionosphere." "All hands, be ready for some chop." "Lords of kobol, hear my prayer." "Take the souls of your sons and daughters lost this day." "Especially that of Lee Adama into your hands." "And hard seal." "Hard seal secure, sir." "Copy that, sir." "We show hard seal as well." "Go find me some bullets, chief." "Copy that, sir." "All right, get your gear." "Let's move out." "All right, people, let's be quick about this." "Cally, find the gen and get some lights on in here." "Yes, chief." "Let's find out where the lift is, get it fired up." "Come on." "Excuse me." "My husband, he's in the colonial fleet in geminon." "The colonial fleet in geminon." "Okay, I'll see what I can do." "If you just head right this way." "Have you heard anything of geminon?" "Come on." "Captain, I've got two communication pods left, sir." "But that's it." "No jiggers, no drones, no markers, nothing." "Well, at least you've still got your electronic suite." "That old crate of mine can barely navigate from A to B." "That old crate may have saved your life, sir." "How's that?" "The viper mark sevens." "The cylon's shut them down like they threw a switch or something." "And I've been hearing reports like that from all over." "The only fighters that are having any success at all are either old or in need of some major overhaul." "Is that him?" "Yeah.Hope he's worth it!" "Sorry, sir." "Don't be." "I hope he's worth it too." "Dr. Baltar, captain Lee Adama." "The president's asked to see you, sir." "President Adar is alive?" "No, I'm afraid Adar is dead." "President Laura Roslin was sworn in a couple of hours ago." "Oh." "Who?" "If you'll come with me, she's this way." "I really appreciate it." "Thank you so very much." "Oh, Dr. Baltar, it's a pleasure to meet you." "We met at last year's caprica city symposium." "Oh, yeah." "Of course." "You'll have to forgive me, I'm bad with faces." "Oh, no." "That's perfectly all right." "I'm sure I wouldn't remember me either." "Doctor, I need you to serve as my chief scientific consultant and analyst regarding the cylons and their technology." "I'd be honored, madam president." "Lieutenant Valerii, is it Valerii?" "Yes." "I understand that your ship has a limited faster-than-light capability." "Uh, yes, sir." "The raptor was designed to make sure it jumps ahead of the fleet, scout for enemy ships, and jump back and report." "I want you to go out there and find as many survivors as you can, bring them back to this position." "We will then form a convoy." "We will guide them out of the combat zone and into safety." "Yes, sir." "Everybody hold fast." "I don't want..." "trouble." "Okay, let's talk." "But I'm not going to jail." "What?" "You understand me?" "I am not going to jail." "Nobody's taking you to jail." "Just calm down." "Frakking right, you're not." "We're not the police." "We're not here to arrest you." "Now put your gun down." "Yeah, maybe." "So who the hell are ya?" "We're from colonial fleet." "Just came to get some equipment from the station" "to get back in the fight." "What fight?" "You don't know." "Know what?" "There's a war on." "Give me your weapon." "You think I'm stupid or something?" "Is that it?" "You think I'm stupid?" "You expect me to believe that?" "I want passage out of here on a safe transport ship with an untraceable jump system, okay?" "Now!" "Look, I don't have time to argue with you." "So here's the deal." "We've got over 2,000 people on that ship." "Now, you think you could shoot every single one of us, fine." "But if not, get the hell out of my way!" "Okay." "Now!" "Okay." "Get his weapon." "If he moves, shoot him." "I see they've put you to work." "Ignoring me won't help." "No, I've decided you're an expression of my, uh, subconscious mind playing itself out during my waking states." "So I'm only in your head?" "Exactly." "Mmm." "Have you considered the possibility that I can very well exist only in your head without being a hallucination?" "Maybe you see and hear me because while you were sleeping," "I implanted a chip in your brain that transmits my image right into your conscious mind." "No, no, no." "See, that's me again." "My subconscious self is expressing irrational fears, which I also choose to ignore." "What are you working on?" "If you were really a chip in my head, I wouldn't have to tell you, now, would I?" "Indulge me." "I'm trying to figure out how you managed to pull this kind of an attack." "You've actually shut down the entire defense network without firing a shot." "The entire squadron's lost power just as they engaged the enemy." "The CNP is a navigation program, but you, uh, you made changes to the programs that you were building in... back doors for your company to exploit later." "All true in a sense." "That was your job." "Officially." "Unofficially, I had other motives." "We had something, Gaius," "Something...special." "This is insane." "And what I want most of all is for you to love me." "Love you?" "Of course, Gaius." "Don't you understand?" "God is love." "No!" "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" "Take it easy, guys." "Just slow down." "We don't know much more than that." "It's just imperative that we get our equipment and get out of here." "What's in there?" "Stuff." "Need a light." "Where's your spaceship?" "Docked on the other side of the station." "Be careful.Don't stack them so high!" "Okay, those warheads over there,Here's the deal." "They would've brought a nice price on the open market." "So you're an arms dealer, huh?" "People have a right to protect themselves." "I just supply the means." "You don't look too good." "Be careful with that, all right?" "Hey!" "Be careful with that!" "Look out!" "It's live!" "It's live!" "Get down!" "Get out!" "Move, move, move!" "It's hot!" "Commander?" "Commander Adama!" "Stay back." "Stay back." "It's hot, it's hot, it's hot." "It's unstable." "You guys, go back to the ship." "We need hand-lifts, fire equipment, and a plasma torch." "Wait, wait." "Chief, listen." "Commander?" "are you in there?" "Commander, are you all right?" "Commander Adama!" "Yeah!" "Anybody hurt out there?" "No, sir." "We got some equipment coming, sir." "We're gonna get you out of there right away." "No!" "No, get all the bullets and equipment into the ship." "Don't waste anybody on anything else." "Is there another way out of here?" "Yeah." "Listen, uh, listen, we're gonnago out another way." "Sir, I don't think that's a wise idea." "You got your orders." "Tell colonel Tigh he's in command until I return." "Yes, sir." "Let's go." "Most of the passengers are from geminon or picon." "But we've got people from every colony." "Give Billy a copy of your passenger manifest and a list of all your emergency supplies." "All right, what about the power situation?" "Out batteries are running pretty low." "Captain Apollo will be making an engineering survey of all the ships this afternoon." "Uh, actually, the captain said it'll be more like this evening" "before he can coordinate the survey." "All right, this evening then." "But you will get your needs tended to, captain." "You have my word on it." "Thank you, madam president." "You're welcome." "Hi." "What's your name?" "Cami." "Hi, Cami." "I'm Laura." "Are you alone?" "She was traveling with her grandparents." "But grandmother's having some health problems since the announcement." "Not to worry, though." "We are taking care of her." "My parents are gonna meet me at the spaceport in caprica city." "Spaceport." "I see." "We're going out for dinner. and I'm having chicken pie." "And then we're going home." "And then daddy's gonna read to me." "And then I'm going to bed." "Uh, a message from lieutenant Valerii." "She's found a fuel refinery ship filled with tylium." "Oh, good." "About time we caught a break." "That brings us up to about, what, 60 ships so far?" "Not bad for a few hours work." "No, sir." "But only about 40 of those ships have faster-than-light capabilities." "We should start transferring people off the sublights" "onto the F.T.L.S as soon as possible." "All right." "Colonial one, raptor 312, I'm back, and I brought a friend." "Welcome back, Boomer." "We got a lot of thirsty ships here eager to make your friend's acquaintance." "Did you pick up any other contacts out there?" "Negative." "There's no one left." "Got a visitor." "we see him." "Can you jam his signal?" "Trying." "It definitely scanned us before it jumped." "We have to go now." "Cylons will be here any minute." "Will they be able to track us through a jump?" "No, sir, it's impossible." "Theoretically impossible." "Theoretically." "Madam president, there are still thousands of people in the sublight ships." "We can't just leave them." "I agree." "We should use every second to get as many people off the sublights as we can." "We can wait to jump until we pick up a cylon strike force moving in." "We're easy targets." "They're gonna jump right in the middle of our ships with a handful of nukes and wipe us out before we have the chance to react." "We can't just leave them all behind." "You'll be sacrificing thousands of people." "But we'll be saving tens of thousands." "I'm sorry to make it a numbers game, but we're talking about the survival of our race here." "And we don't have the luxury of taking risks and hoping for the best." "Because if we lose, we lose everything." "And, madam president, this is a decision that needs to be made right now." "Order the fleet to jump to Ragnar immediately." "Madam president, something else you should be aware of..." "I have cancer." "I know." "Little things." "A couple of comments you made." "My prognosis is doubtful." "I wish I could say it was the least of my worries, but the world is coming to an end and all I can think about is that I have cancer and I'm probably going to die." "How selfish is that?" "It's not selfish... it's human." "Is there something you wanted to say to me?" "Well, I.." "I just thought you should know that little girl you met earlier, Cami... her ship can't make the jump." "Thank you." "This is your pilot speaking." "Passengers, please take your seats and stand by to jump." "Thank you." "Set ESB trajectory." "Colonial one, for god's sake,you can't just leave us here!" "Set." "Cycle cryo-fans." "I can't believe you want us to leave these people behind!" "Cycled." "at least tell us where you're going." "We'll follow at sublight." "Please!" "No." "If they're captured, then the cylons know too." "I've got 50 people on board." "Colonial one, do you copy this?" "Spinning up F.T.L. Drive now." "Don't leave us here." "Show a little humanity." "We don't have any weapons." "All ships prepare to jump on our mark." "Five." "Colonial one, please respond." "Four." "May the lords of kobol protect those souls we leave behind." "Three." "I've got contact." "Inbound targets heading this way." "Two." "I see them too." "One." "Oh, my god, they're cylons!" "Mark." "I hope you people rot in hell for this." "You all right?" "I'm fine." "It's just something about this place." "What about this place?" "Yeah, ever since I got here, something in the air affects my allergies." "You always keep me in front of you." "Military training, right?" "Never turn your back on a stranger." "That kind of thing?" "Suspicion and distrust, that's, that's military life, right?" "So you're a gun dealer philosopher,I take it, right?" "I'm an observer of human nature." "When you get right down to it, humanity is not a pretty race." "I mean, we're only one step away from beating each other with clubs like savages fighting over scraps of meat." "Maybe the cylons are god's retribution for our many sins." "What if god decided he made a mistake" "And he decided to give souls to another creature... like the cylons?" "God didn't create the cylons." "Man did." "And I'm pretty sure we didn't include a soul in the programming." "Let's go." "How about you go first for a while?" "Copy that." "Chief says we're looking at three hours minimum before we have all the warheads in our magazines." "Book says there's also 50 tons of..." "Action stations!" "Action stations!" "We have multiple contacts coming down through the storm towards the anchorage." "Looks like more than 50 ships." "Cut us loose from the station." "Launch the alert fighters." "Set condition one throughout the ship." "Prepare to laun.." "Wait!" "Wait, I'm getting colonial signals now." "Confirm that." "Don't just accept friendly I.D." "Confirmed, sir." "Incoming ships are friendly." "Action stations stand down." "The lead ship is requesting permission to come alongside, sir." "They say... they say they have the president of the colonies aboard." "Grant the request." "We are in the middle of repairing and rearming this ship." "We can't afford to lose a single man off the line to start caring for refugees." "We have 50,000 people out there." "Some of them are hurt." "Our priority has to be caring for..." "My priority is preparing this ship for combat." "In case you haven't heard, there is a war on." "Colonel... the war is over." "And we lost." "We'll see about that." "Oh, yes, we will." "In the meantime, however, as president of the colonies, I'm giving you a direct order..." "You don't give orders on this ship!" "to provide men and equipment." "Hold on, colonel." "At least give us a couple of disaster pods, huh?" "Us?" "Sir... we have 50,000 people out there." "50,000." "Some of them are sick, some are wounded." "Two disaster pods, colonel." "You can do that." "Because you're the old man's son and because he's gonna be so damned happy you're alive, okay." "Two pods." "But no personnel." "You get them yourselves and you distribute them yourselves." "And you are all off this ship before we jump back." "You report to the flight deck." "You're senior pilot now, captain." "Yes, sir." "I mean, this place is gonna be a museum." "They might've given us a map." "Oh, I think it's this way." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "As soon as you get the magazines loaded, I want a status report of" "commander Adama's whereabouts." "Okay." "Dualla." "Hi." "Um..." "we're kinda lost again." "We need to get to the CIC.Could you... it's this way." "It's this way." "There's someone I want you to meet." "New crewmember." "And he's gonna need some quarters." "I think we can manage that." "Hey." "I thought you were dead." "Well, I thought you were in hack." "It's..it's good to be wrong." "Well, you should be used to it by now." "Everyone has a skill." "So how, how go the repairs?" "On track." "Another hour and she'll be ready to launch." "So I guess you're the new cag now." "That's what they tell me." "That's good.It's the last thing I want." "I'm not a big enough dipstick for the job." "I'll be in the squadron..." "Ready room." "Hey." "Does your father know you're still breathing?" "I'll let him know." "What is it about this place?" "What's it doing to me?" "Must be your allergies." "I don't have allergies." "I didn't think so." "But you got a silica pathways to the brain, or whatever it is you call that thing you pretend to think with." "it's decomposing as we speak." "It's the storm, isn't it?" "It puts out something." "something you discovered has an effect on cylon technology." "That's it, isn't it?" "And this is a refuge." "And so you put a fleet out here." "Last ditch effort to hide from a cylon attack, right?" "Well, it's not enough, Adama." "I've been here for hours." "Once they find you, it won't take them that long to destroy you." "They'll be in and out before they even get a headache." "Maybe." "But you... but you won't find out, because you'll be dead in a few minutes." "How does that make you feel?" "If you can feel." "Oh, I can feel more than you could ever conceive, Adama." "But I won't die." "When this body dies, my consciousness will be transferred to another one." "And when that happens..." "I think I'll tell the others exactly where you are and then I think that they'll come here." "And they'll kill all of you." "And I'll be here watching it happen." "You know what I think?" "I think if you could've transferred out of here, you woulda done it long before now." "I think the storm's radiation really clogged up your connection." "You're not going anywhere." "You're stuck in that body." "Doesn't matter." "Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things you've done." "So let me get this straight." "You're saying that the cylons found a way to use your navigation program to disable our ships?" "Essentially, yes." "I think they're using the CNP to infect your ships with some kind of computer virus, which makes them susceptible to cylon commands." "Uh, well, you can see, we do have your CNP navigation program here on galactica, but our computers aren't networked, so it's never been loaded into primary memory or even test-run." "Good." "That's good." "Well, you shouldn't have any problems then." "Still, I should, uh, purge all remaining references to it that appear on your memory tapes." "And I should probably retrofit the newer vipers as well." "Um, here's the checklist for the CIC computer." "Ah, thank you." "Must be hard for you." "What do you mean?" "Just having something you created twisted and used like this must be... horrible." "The guilt?" "I remember you telling me once that guilt was something small people feel when they run out of excuses for their behavior." "It is odd." "I feel... responsible in a way..." "for what happened." "But you don't." "That's part of the reason I fell in love with you." "You have a clarity of spirit." "You're not burdened by conscience or guilt or regret." "I bet." "Well, just try to remember it's not really your fault." "I mean... you didn't mean for any of this to happen." "It's not like you knew what they were gonna do." "It's not like you knew you were lying." "Not like you were breaking the law." "Not like you cheat on women." "Not like the world's coming apart and all you can think about" "is Gaius baltar." "No." "No, I know... exactly what you're saying." "I know." "Right." "Just let me know if you need anything." "You know, I really do hope you make it out of here alive." "I think we could have a real future together." "Yeah, that'll be special." "You don't have to be sarcastic, especially when I'm trying to help you." "How are you trying to help me?" "How are you trying to do that?" "See anything there that looks familiar?" "No." "Should I?" "Now you mention it, I..." "I have seen something like it..." "somewhere before." "Yes." "In your briefcase." "You used to carry it around with you." "You said it was your electronic organizer." "That would be a lie." "Then it... it's a cylon device." "That would follow." "Did you?" "No." "Not my job." "Then that means..." "Say it." "There's another cylon aboard this ship." "Everything okay there, doc?" "Oh, yeah." "Fine." "I've just finished erasing" "the program from the defense mainframe." "I'm just gonna check it again." "Attention." "Recovering spacecraft aft." "Repeat." "Recovering spacecraft aft." "You're not helping." "I'm sorry." "How can I help?" "Well, for a start, you can tell me what that is." "Honestly, I don't know." "Well, it hasn't exploded." "Yet." "I'm just guessing." "I have to warn them." "I.." "I.." "how do you propose to do that?" "Oh, look, a cylon device." "Really?" "How do you know what a cylon device looks like, doctor?" "Oh, I forgot to mention." "Familiar with their technology because I'm having sex with a cylon for the last two years now." "I'll come up with something." "I love surprises." "Speaking of sex..." "I..." "I don't think that's such a good idea right now, really." "Really." "Why not?" "No one will know." "It'll be our little secret." "Doctor." "Yes." "You asked for a report on how many civilian ships had your CNP program." "Right." "Thank you." "Are you all right?" "You look a little flushed." "I'm fine." "Thank you very much." "Okay." "What are you thinking?" "I'm thinking someone else might need to be implicated as a cylon agent." "He doesn't seem the type." "And I don't remember seeing him at any of the cylon parties." "Funny." "He's a civilian." "He's an outsider." "And he's been aboard this ship for weeks with virtually unlimited access to this very room." "There is one problem, though." "Morally?" "Practically." "So far aboard this ship, no one even suspects the cylons look like us now." "This just gets worse and worse." "Now the cylons look like us." "Down to our blood." "You realize what this means." "They could be anywhere." "Anyone." "I've had time to think about it." "So what do we do?" "I don't know." "How we doing in the warheads?" "Magazine two is secure." "Three and four within the hour." "Something else." "Lee is alive." "Commander?" "I'm sorry." "I, uh, gotta go." "Ship's doctor says at first glance, everything in Leoben's body appears human." "internal organs, lymphatic system, the works." "Right, but the tissue sample yielded unique chemical compounds during the cremation that revealed the nature of the samples to be synthetic." "So he was a cylon." "Yes, he was." "And now we have a problem." "A big one." "If the cylons look like us, then any one of us can be a cylon." "That's a very frightening possibility." "We need a way to screen human from cylon, and that's where you come in." "Me?" "Rumor has it you're a genius." "Well, I'll, uh," "I'll certainly give it my all, commander." "Keep this to yourself for now." "We don't want to start panic or people to begin accusing their neighbors of being cylons because they don't brush their teeth in the morning." "I'll be very discreet." "You understand the mission." "Put my head outside the storm, look around, listen for wireless traffic, come home." "No heroics.This is strictly recon." "Look, listen, return." "You don't have to worry about me." "My taste for heroics vanished about the time I engaged that first cylon fighter." "Lee." "Zak failed basic flight." "What?" "Or at least he should've, but he didn't because I passed him." "His technique was sloppy and he had no feel for flying, but I passed him." "because he and I... because I felt something and I let it get in the way of doing my job, and I couldn't fail him." "Why are you telling me this?" "Why..why now?" "It's the end of the world, Lee." "I thought I should confess my sins." "Set." "Halt." "No sudden moves." "Whoa." "Whoa." "Wait a minute, guys." "Down on your knees and cross your ankles, now." "Wait." "Just, just,just wait a minute." "What, what?" "What do you want?" "Hands behind your head." "If he's really a cylon, why hasn't the storm radiation made him sick by now?" "Well, I can only theorize that it takes a while for the storm's effects to become readily apparent on cylon physiology." "By the time you'd encountered Leoben, he'd been here for several hours." "I don't suppose it matters to you that I am not a cylon?" "The smartest thing you could do right now would be to shut your mouth." "Are you sure?" "One can never be 100% sure." "But, but the evidence, uh, the evidence seems conclusive." "Basically, basically all I did was I expanded on, on your doctor's analysis of Leoben's corpse." "I then went around the CIC discretely taking random hair samples from people who've been working there, subjected that to a special form of spectral analysis that I've been experimenting on for quite some time now." "I then wrote a clinical computer subroutine to screen that for synthetic chemical combinations." "Uh, here's one." "His samples were the only samples to register as synthetic." "I'll take your word for it." "And just like that, Dr. Baltar invents the amazing cylon detector." "Look, gentlemen, I understand your concerns here." "This is a very difficult situation." "But I think you need to take a step back, take a deep breath, and really look at what you're doing here." "I want everyone aboard this ship screened." "No exceptions." "No problem." "Whoa, whoa." "Look, I.." "I.." "I don't know about anybody else." "But I can tell you that I'm human." "I'm from oasis." "It's a hamlet, a couple stops out of caprica city." "I grew up on the south side." "I went to the kobol colleges on..on..on geminon." "I studied public relations!" "Uh, oh, by the way, I don't know if this is important, it might be important, it might not be important." "but earlier when I was on the CIC," "I noticed that Mr. Doral seemed to be doing, um... well, I'm not exactly sure what it was that he was doing." "But he seemed very interested in this odd-looking device on the batton, bottom of the, uh, Dradis console." "What?" "Yeah." "We should really make a copy of your brain pattern at some point." "What device?" "What are you talking about?" "He's lying." "He is frakking lying!" "Combat, this is Tigh." "Isolate the Dradis console." "Don't listen to him!" "No one comes near it until I get up there." "Lords of kobol, this isn't happening to me." "Colonel, your orders, sir?" "If he moves, kill him." "You mixed the samples up." "I'm human!" "It's not hot, sir." "Very well." "Remove it." "Uh, I don't see anything in the maintenance records, sir." "But I'm pretty sure I first noticed it about a week ago." "You didn't say anything." "Didn't investigate a new piece of equipment" "that just appeared in CIC." "No, sir." "I just assumed that it was part of the museum." "I'm sorry, sir." "There's no excuse." "You're not alone, lieutenant." "Any one of us should've seen the perfectly obvious staring us in the face." "Especially the ship's XO." "What should I do with it, sir?" "Take it to Dr. Baltar." "I've given him clearance." "He's become our resident cylon expert." "Have him take it to the lab, figure out whether it's a bug or whatever the hell it is." "In the meantime, I want every inch of this ship searched for any other equipment that just appeared in the last week." "Starbuck, galactica." "You should be approaching turn eight." "Copy that." "Starting to lose wireless contact." "Making the final turn now." "Galactica, starbuck." "I've reached the threshold." "Galactica, do you read me?" "Galactica, do you read me?" "That can't be right." "As you were." "and medical supplies are running low again, madam president." "Uh, three ships have reported engine trouble, and want to know when they'll be receiving engineering assistance from galactica." "That's a good question." "Hello." "Commander, have a seat." "I'll be with you in a minute." "Keep going, Billy." "Uh, the captain of the astral queen wants you to know that he's got nearly 500 convicted criminals under heavy guard in his cargo hold." "They were being transported to a penal station when the attack happened." "Oh, great." "He wants to know what to do with them." "What to do with them?" "Well, with food and medical supplies being what they are, I think he's considering just... no, no." "No, we're not gonna start that.They're still human beings." "Tell the captain I expect daily reports on the well-being of his prisoners." "And if there's any mysterious deaths, the astral queen may find herself on her own, without the galactica's protection." "Yes, madam president." "Thank you, Billy." "You planning to stage a military coup?" "What?" "Do you plan to declare martial law?" "Take over the government?" "Of course not." "Then you do acknowledge my position as president, as duly constituted under the articles of cononization?" "Ms. Roslin, my primary objective at the present time is to repair the galactica and continue to fight." "What we do know at this moment is that there are 50,000 civilian refugees out there who don't stand a chance without your ship to protect them." "We're aware of the tactical situation, and I'm sure that you'll all be safe here on Ragnar after we leave." "After you leave." "Where are you going?" "To find the enemy." "We're at war, and that's my mission." "I honestly don't know why I have to keep telling you this." "But the war is over." "It hasn't begun yet." "That's insane." "You would rather that we run?" "Yes." "Absolutely." "That is the only sane thing to do here." "Exactly that, run." "We leave this solar system and we don't look back." "And we go where?" "I don't know." "Another star system, another planet, somewhere where the cylons won't find us." "You can run if you'd like." "This ship will stand and it will fight." "I oughta be straight with you here." "The human race is about to be wiped out." "We have 50,000 people left, and that's it." "Now, if we are even going to survive as a species, then we need to get the hell out of here and we need to start having babies." "Excuse me." "I didn't get an accurate account, but it looks like two base stars with ten fighter squadrons and two recon drone detachments patrolling the area." "Starbuck, were you followed?" "Negative." "No sign of pursuit." "By the way the were deployed," "I'd say they're waitingfor us to come to them." "Bring her home." "Thank you, Starbuck." "Continue present course, return to visual contact, and stand by for instruction." "Copy that, galactica." "captain." "This is starbuck, out." "Lieutenant Gaeta, stay, please." "How the hell did they find us?" "Doesn't really matter.They've got us." "Why aren't they coming in after us, sir?" "Why should they?" "They can just sit out thereand wait us out." "What difference does it make to them, they're machines." "We're the ones that need food, medicine, fuel." "I'm not gonna play their game." "I'm not gonna go out here and try to fight them." "Can we plot a jump from inside the storm?" "With all this E.M. Interference mucking up the F.T.L. Fix?" "I tend to agree, sir." "I don't think we should even attempt a jump" "until we've cleared the storm threshold." "Have to be quick about it, though." "They'll launch everything they have, first glimpse they get." "Stick our nose out just far enough to get a good F.T.L. Fix, then jump." "Hi." "Hi." "I.." "I'm getting ready to head back to the transport." "Oh." "And what about the civilians?" "Ah, they're probably safe for the time being." "You mean leave them here?" "The cylons may not even know they're here in the first place." "They're probably only after us." "Now, that's one hell of an assumption." "well, we can't very well cram 50,000 men, women, and children aboard this ship." "I know this is awkward and all, but what happened in the passageway was..." "Yeah." "I don't know why I did that." "Sorry." "I'm not suggesting that, sir." "I'm just saying we can't leave them behind." "They should jump with us." "I just don't see how we can manage that without jeopardizing our... we pick a jump spot far enough outside the combat zone for..." "What the hell is outside the combat zone at this point?" "They better start having babies." "Is that an order?" "It may be, before too long." "Okay, we're gonna take the civilians with us." "We're gonna leave this solar system." "We're not gonna come back." "We're running." "This war is over." "We lost." "My father's right." "It's time for us to get out of here." "So, where are we going, commander?" "The prolmar sector." "That's way past the red line." "Can you plot that jump?" "I've never plotted a jump that far, sir." "No one has." "Can you plot that jump?" "Yes, sir." "Do it by yourself." "This is a bad tactical position." "We'll pull the galactica out five klicks." "The civilians will come out behind us, cross the threshold, and make the jump." "While we hold off the cylons." "Once the civilians have made the jump, every fighter is to make an immediate combat landing." "We don't have much time." "I'll tell them." "I want all my pilots to return." "Do you understand?" "Yes, sir, I do." "So, can I ask what changed your mind?" "You can ask." "So, what do we do about our prisoner?" "You can't. you can't." "you can't do this." "You can't just, you can't just leave me here to die!" "You got food, water, all the luxuries of home." "I.." "I'm begging you." "Don't do this!" "I'm not a cylon!" "Maybe, but we just can't take that chance." "I'm not a cylon!" "What kind of people are you?" "Don't leave me!" "Action stations." "Action stations." "Set condition one throughout the ship." "Repeat, action stations." "Action stations." "Set condition one throughout the ship." "Repeat..." "The fleet is ready to jump, sir." "Lieutenant Gaeta?" "Yes, sir?" "Disperse to all fleet." "Final coordinates." "Yes, sir." "Stand by to execute battle plan." "Sir." "Weapons grid to full power." "Stand by, enemy suppression barrage." "Incoming, 72 cylon fighters." "Closing at 120 mark 48." "Enemy suppression fire." "All batteries execute." "All batteries, commence firing." "All decks, switch emergency power relays." "Perimeter established." "Launch vipers." "Vipers, clear to launch." "Broken formation, Razzle-dazzle." "Don't let them use their targeting computers." "And for frak's sake, stay out of galactica's firing solution." "Vipers in position." "Signal vipers, engage fighters only." "Leave base stars to us." "Execute." "Galactica to all civilian ships." "Commence jumping in sequence." "Incoming ordnance." "Apollo, do you read me?" "Whoo!" "Come on, bitch!" "Aaahh!" "Looks like you broke your ship, Apollo." "I've had worse." "But thanks." "Function check on the damage control panel." "They're targeting the landing bays." "We gotta get those fightersback on board and retract the pods," "or we won't be able to jump." "Fleet status." "Last civilian ship is away." "Recall all fighters." "Stand by to secure landing bays." "Galactica to all vipers." "Break off, come on home." "Repeat, come on home." "Viper 1026, aboard." "1110 aboard." "FDO?" "Go!" "Sublight?" "Go." "Board is green." "Ship reports ready for jump as soon as landing bay's secure, sir." "Two vipers still out there, sir." "Starbuck and Apollo." "We can't stand toe-to-toe with those base ships." "Retract the pods." "I can't leave them here." "Patch me through to Starbuck." "Sir." "What do you hear?" "Starbuck, this is galactica." "What do you hear?" "What?" "Morning, Starbuck." "What do you hear?" "Nothing but the rain." "Then grab your gun and bring the cat in." "Aye, aye, sir." "Coming home." "I'm losing power." "I'm not gonna make it, Starbuck." "It's over." "Just leave, dammit." "That's an order!" "Lee, shut up and hold still!" "Aaahhhhhhh!" "Oh, no." "Yaaahhhhhhh!" "You are beyond insane!" "Kicking in the burns." "Come on." "We're coming in a little hot, don't you think?" "No." "Not really." "Come on." "They're coming in." "Hang on!" "They're aboard." "Stand by for jump." "Landing deck secure." "Jump!" "With heavy hearts, we lift up their bodies to you, lords of kobol, in the knowledge that you will take from them their burdens and give them life eternal." "We also pray that you look down upon us now with mercy and with love, just as you did upon our forefathers many years ago." "Just as you led us from kobol and found the 12 worlds, so now we hope and pray that you will lead us to a new home where we may begin life anew." "So say we all." "So say we all." "So say we all." "So say we all." "So say we all!" "So say we all!" "So say we all!" "So say we all!" "Are they the lucky ones?" "That's what you're thinking,isn't it?" "We're a long way from home." "We've jumped way beyond the red line into uncharted space." "Limited supplies, limited fuel, no allies, and now, no hope?" "Maybe it would have been better for us to have died quickly, back on the colonies with our families, instead of dying out here slowly, in the emptiness of dark space." "Where shall we go?" "What shall we do?" "Life here began out there." "Those are the first words of the sacred scrolls." "And they were told to us by the lords of kobol many countless centuries ago." "And they made it perfectly clear that we are not alone in this universe." "Elosha, there is a 13th colony of humankind, is there not?" "Yes." "The scrolls tell us a 13th tribe left kobol in the early days." "They traveled far and made their home upon a planet called earth, which circled a distant and unknown star." "It's not unknown." "I know where it is!" "Earth." "The most guarded secret we have." "The location is only known by the senior commanders of the fleet." "And we dared not share it with the public." "Not while there was a cylon threat upon us." "For now we have a refuge to go to." "A refuge that the cylons know nothing about." "It won't be an easy journey." "It will be long and arduous." "But I promise you one thing." "On the memory of those lying here before you, we shall find it." "And earth will become our new home." "So say we all." "So say we all." "So say we all." "So say we all!" "So say we all!" "So say we all!" "So say we all." "So say we all." "Dismissed." "As you were." "Just trying to avoid another trip to the brig, sir." "Lieutenant Thrace..." "Kara... what you did out there today with Lee adama, it was, um... a hell of a piece of flying." "The commander has always said that you were the best pilot he has ever seen." "Well, today you proved it." "Now...about yesterday... during the game... well, maybe I was out of line too." "And I just..." "I wanted to say, uh..." "I'm sorry." "Well, don't you have anything to say?" "Permission to speak off the record, sir." "Granted." "You're a bastard." "You just don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you?" "I am offering you a clean slate here." "I'm not interested in a clean slate with you." "You're dangerous." "You know why?" "This'll be good." "Because you're weak." "Because you're a drunk." "Are you done?" "Yes, sir." "You're returned to flight status." "Let's see how long that lasts." "Come in." "Firstly, I suppose that I should thank you" "for deciding to bring us home." "Listen, you were right." "I was wrong." "Let's just leave it at that." "All right." "There's no Earth." "You made it all up." "President Adar and I once talked about the legends surrounding Earth." "He knew nothing about a secret location regarding Earth." "And if the president knew nothing about it, what are the chances that you do?" "You're right." "There's no Earth." "It's all a legend." "Then, why?" "Because it's not enough to just live." "You have to have something to live for." "Let it be earth." "They'll never forgive you." "Maybe." "But in the meantime," "I've given all of us a fighting chance to survive." "And isn't that what you said was the most important thing?" "The survival of the human race?" "Who else knows?" "Not a soul." "All right." "I'll keep your secret." "But I want something in return." "I'm listening." "If this civilization is going to function, it's going to need a government." "A civilian government run by the president of the colonies." "So you'll be in charge of the fleet." "Military decisions stay with me." "Yes." "Well, then, I'll think about it." "Madam president." "I guess I better start reprogramming." "Your escape is a temporary one at best." "We will find you." "Yeah, you can try." "It's a big universe." "We haven't addressed the real problem, of course." "Yes, yes." "There may be cylon agents living among us waiting to strike at any moment." "Some may not even know they're cylons at all." "They can be sleeper agents programmed to perfectly impersonate human beings until activation." "If there are cylons aboard this ship," "we'll find them." "We?" "You're not on their side, Gaius." "I am not on anybody's side." "And tomorrow, I'll begin a formal combat patrol around the fleet." "Good.Have a good night." "I just..." "Why don't we ... save this for another time, son." "Actually, that's an assistant to the president." "Impressive." "Yeah." "Dualla!" "Ta-da." "Nice to be small." "There you go, chief." "Nice to be small." "Good night, commander." "Good night, captain." ""There are only 12 Cylon models."" "We have to get out of this storm." "The radiation affects our silica relays." "Where did they go?" "I don't know." "They were prepared for a big jump." "We can't let them go." "Mm, unfortunately, I agree." "If we do, they'll return one day and seek revenge." "It's in their nature." "We have no choice." "It may take several decades to track them down." "Don't worry." "We'll find them." "By your command."

"I think it's time to confront a secret..." "I've been carrying all these years." "I have located the missing twin." "I don't have a sister." "We need something dramatic, daring..." " unexpected." " Pygmalion.!" "It's impossible, absurd and dangerous!" "It's dramatic, daring, unexpected." "I'm going to grind you to little pieces." "[ Screams ]" "Ah, thank you." "Ahh." "# [ Doorbell, "Battle Hymn Of The Republic"]" " Stirring, eh?" " My." " Well, shall we try another chorus?" " May I help you?" "Remington Steele." "I have an appointment to see Mr. Crockett." " You're late." " Really?" "I have 1 0:00, uh, straightaway." "You're also slow." "And who might you be, young woman?" "I'm Laura Holt, Mr. Steele's associate." "[ Clicks Tongue ]" "I'm sorry, madam, but Mr. Crockett wishes to see Mr. Steele alone." "Miss Holt and I work very closely." "Perhaps if you told Mr. Crockett that, um" "Nothing personal." "It's just that he does not believe women ought to be doing men's work." "Doesn't believe they ought to be doing it or doesn't believe they're capable of doing it?" " A little of each, I suspect." " Uh-huh." "What say we take off, have brunch and catch a movie?" "No, no, no." "You go on in." " I'll wait here and clean the drapes or do some laundry." " Oh, yes." "This way, sir." " Certainly.Just" " Mm-hmm." "[ Coughing ]" "Mr. Steele has finally arrived." "[ Man ] That will be all, Markham." "Well, let's have a look at you." "Shall I stand at attention or will parade rest do?" "You're not an American, are you?" "No, but I'm inordinately fond of Mom, apple pie, and baseball, if that will help." "[ Laughs ]" "Well, what the hell." "You can't have everything." "You come highly recommended." "Fine reputation." "Here, help me up." "Exactly what can the Remington Steele Agency do for you, uh, Mr. Crockett?" "Twenty-nine years ago, I adopted a daughter." "Maybe you've heard of her." "Tracy Crockett, a bit of a jet-setter from what I've read." "Flake would be a better word." "You have no idea how many gigolos I've had to pay off, how many cops I've had to bribe... how many times I've had to repurchase all her earthly possessions... from fad religious groups." "Which of the above concerns you now?" "[ Sighs ] If it were only that simple." "[ Wheezes, Coughs ]" "Now that I've landed at death's door..." "I think it's time to confront a secret I've been carrying all these years." "Tracy's got a sister out there, adopted by somebody else." "More than a sister, actually, a twin, an identical twin." "The adoption agency decided to split 'em up." "I didn't find out about it until much, much later." "Yes, I've-I've heard of similar instances." " Oh." " Ah!" "This... is all that concerns you." "Twenty years ago..." "I hired another detective agency to locate Tracy's sister." "[ Sighs ] All the information is in there." "[ Breathing Heavily ] I didn't do anything about it." "Too uncomfortable with the situation... too reluctant to share Tracy... with someone that uniquely close to her." "[ Coughs ]" "[ Exhales ]" "Find her, Mr. Steele." "Don't talk to her." "Don't tell Tracy.Just find her." "[ Grunts, Exhales ]" "I'll decide what to do from there on." "Oh, Father, Father, Father." "I was in Rome when I got the news." " You poor man!" " Mmm." "How long does the doctor say you have?" "He won't even hazard a guess." "Mmm." "Well, what do you think then?" "I booked a return flight for day after tomorrow." " Oh." " Too soon?" " Mmm." " Too late?" "Maybe you better stay around for a while." "Oh." "What about Rudolpho?" "Oh, forget him." "You, uh, wouldn't happen to be Italian, would you?" "Fraid not." "Will you be needing me anymore today, Miss Crockett?" " No, Eric." "That will be all." " [ Door Closes ]" "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm sure you'd like some time alone with your father." "Wherever did you get that idea?" "Surely you can hang on for a few more hours, while I go shopping." "Now couldn't you, dear?" " [ Sighs ] Shopping?" " Mm-hmm." "I suppose I'll still be breathing when you come back." "Oh, fine." "Then I'll see you for tea." " Mm-hmm." " Ta-ta." "You can tell me it's none of my business, uh... but you seem rather callous about your father's condition." "Well, to the naked eye, perhaps." "The truth is, it's a game Father and I play with each other." "You see, he's been dying for 1 5 years." "But he does have a knack for having seizures or fits, or whatever they are... in the nick of time to get me back home before I disgrace him any further." "I don't believe we've met." "Oh, Freida Milch, Tracy Crockett." "I'm Darren MacGuffin." " Hmm, friends of Father's?" " Exactly." "Perhaps we'll see you again." "Mmm, if you were Italian, you could count on it." " If it's any consolation, I love linguine." " [ Laughs ]" "Good day." "It was one thing when you didn't exist... and I was putting things over on those sexist dogs out there... but, now, I simply cannot stomach it anymore." "Laura, I was quite content not to take the case." "Oh, no, no, no." "The last thing I need is a man protecting my honor." "I am fully capable of taking care of myself." "That is the point.!" " Okay." " What do you want, Mildred?" "W-Well, between the computer and the information that Ross Crockett gave you..." "I have located the missing twin." "I'm sorry I snapped at you, Mildred." "Oh, that's all right, Miss Holt." "We girls get a little temperamental at times." "Thank you ever so much, Mildred." "Yes." " I am here to serve, chief." " Oh." "[ Kissing Noise ]" "Why don't you soak in a hot tub, take a little herb tea... and read one of those romance novels?" "That helps me get through those emotional days." "Yes." "Uh, Mr. Crockett, please." "Remington Steele here." "What?" "When?" "Oh, I see." "Yes." "Um, thank you." "Yes, I understand." "Well?" "Apparently Ross Crockett was a better actor than we gave him credit for." "He just convinced his doctor he was dead." "I still don't feel right about this." "Ross Crockett was our client, and he wasn't even sure he was going to tell his daughter." " Tracy would want to know, believe me." "# [ Doorbell ]" "You're just sensitive about someone having a secret past." "Laura, it's one thing to conceal your past by design... another thing to have it concealed from you." " Oh." "# [ Doorbell, " Battle Hymn ofthe Republic" ]" "I'm growing rather fond of this little ditty." "We're here to read the last will and testament of Ross Crockett Sr." "Loving husband." "Forgiving father." " Trusting partner." " [ Chuckles ]" "Loyal employer." "Oh." "Nice of you to notice me, sir." "An estate the size of Mr. Crockett's naturally demands precise instructions." "Most of this is legal boilerplate, but I think I can give you the gist of it." "[ Laughs ]" "[ Continues Laughing ]" "Tracy gets everything." "Uh, I'd like a clarification." "Why, certainly,Junior." "You lose." "You all lose." "Hello!" "[ Sighs ]" "Miss Crockett, we don't mean to intrude." "We're terribly sorry about your father." "Oh, well, the game is over." "Daddy was serious this time." "If I hadn't been so self-centered, I might have realized it." "Your father was very concerned about your emotional well-being." "Well, he certainly took care of that." "You know, he" " He couldn't control me while he was alive... so now he's found a way to do it from the grave." "[ Chuckles ] Do you know what he's done?" "He" " He left me all his company stock." "Yes, provided I become chairman of the board at the next stockholders' meeting." "Otherwise, his entire estate will go to charity... and Uncle Norman will take over Crockett Industries." " Uncle Norman?" " No doubt the grim-faced gentleman with the Rolls-Royce." "Well, I am not going to go through life thinking I let my father down." "I'm not going to blow the one real chance I have of making something of my life." "Damn him!" "So much for my trip to Rome." "[ Steele ] Uh, Miss Crockett, ah... we haven't been entirely candid with you." "What do you mean, Mr. MacGuffin?" "Actually, uh, I'm Remington Steele, and this is my associate, Laura Holt." "We're private investigators hired by your father." "Hired to do what?" "Locate your sister." "I don't have a sister." "According to these, you do." "Oh, my God!" "I didn't know." "A twin sister." "[ Chuckles ]" "You may not believe this, but I- I always felt like I wasn't entirely whole... like some part of me was missing." "Does that make any sense?" "W-Well, who is she?" "Where is she?" "Can you find her?" "I don't care how much it costs." "You bring her to me.!" "[ Exhales ] My sister." "[ Chuckles ] My identical twin." "Is that it, stud?" "Chicken san, wheat, mayo, fries!" " Hey, Roxie." "How about a little more ketchup?" " Yep." "Hey, Roxie." "How about a little bit of this?" "I got the 1 0-wheeler today, the big rig." "If it ain't on the menu, Freddy, it ain't available!" "Ah, you need menus." "You want to read, go to the library." " Roxie Tyler?" " That's me." "Uh, we're here about your sister." "Then you got the wrong Roxie Tyler, 'cause I ain't got no sister." "What is this?" "One of them trick photos where you take somebody's head... and you stick it on somebody else's person?" "Roxie, this is a copy of your sister's birth certificate... and this is a copy of yours." "Same date of birth, same natural parents." "This is Candid Camera, right?" "[ Laughs ] Where is it?" "Where ya got it hiding'?" "You're serious, aren't you?" "If you'd like, we can take you back with us." "Tracy wants to meet you." "Tracy." "Are you sure this ain't Candid Camera?" "[ Steele ] That's odd." "The door's unlocked." " Tracy?" " Tracy!" "" Changed my mind." "Decided to go to Rome and see Rudolpho." "Love, Tracy."" "Hey, what's goin' on here?" "Well, it looks like our bird's flown the coop after all." "What kind of a game are you playin' here?" "Is this one of them weird things where some rich guy pays you to go out and bring back girls?" "Just" " Tracy Crockett may be the flake her father claims." " But she's never going to get to Rome without this." " What is it?" "Her passport." "Thank you." "You've been a great help." "That was the last airline to Rome." "It doesn't have a reservation for Tracy Crockett either." "We have to assume she wasn't killed." "They would have done it here and gotten it over with." " Does that mean my sister's been snatched?" " It's beginning to look that way." " Well, it's no wonder." " Oh?" "I mean, she must be loaded." "Look at this stuff." "Must be worth a fortune." "Not one of these things says " Made in Taiwan."" "Someone's trying to make it appear... as if Tracy had no intentions of taking over her father's company." "Well, we certainly have a laundry list of suspects." "[ Laura ] None of those people seemed terribly happy after the reading of the will." "Crockett had some things in his wall safe that were definitely not for public consumption." "Now perhaps- perhaps that's our starting point." "[ Laura ] The stockholders'meeting is in two days." "That doesn't give us time to be methodical." "We need something dramatic... daring, unexpected to flush out our kidnapper." " Pygmalion.!" " What?" " Who?" " Leslie Howard, Wendy Hiller, MGM, uh, 1 938." "Or, for those who enjoyed the musical version, My Fair Lady." " Oh, I know that one." " Are you suggesting we transform this, this" " Hey, watch it, sister!" " Kleptomaniac into Tracy Crockett?" "Leslie Howard managed to do it in 85 minutes." "This isn't a movie, and it's definitely not Victorian England." "You're as bad as all the rest." "What a typically chauvinist point of view... thinking women are pieces of clay waiting to be molded by men!" "Nonsense, Laura!" "You molded me, and look how well I turned out." "Out of the question." "It's impossible, absurd, and dangerous!" "It's dramatic, daring and unexpected!" "A woman's life may hang in the balance!" "All the more reason to take the bull by the horns!" "[ Whistles ] Do I have any say in this?" " Absolutely." " Of course." "If you think that my pretending' to be Tracy could save her life, then I say let's go for it!" " Ah!" "That-a-girl, Roxie!" " Tracy." "We shall unveil our creation tomorrow afternoon... at the cocktail party to welcome the stockholders of Crockett Industries." "Can't you see the reaction of the guilty party when Tracy Crockett sweeps in?" "He or she will rush to wherever the real Tracy is hidden... concerned that she didn't get loose." "Perhaps, even better still, they will break down there and then... terrified that Tracy can identify her kidnappers." "I tell you, Laura." "George Bernard Shaw would have been proud of us." "He working' the case too?" "[ Whistling ]" "I mean, what is taking so long, eh?" "Relax." "Mildred's trying to scrub out 20 years of hair spray." "Ta-dum, ta-dum.!" "Presenting Miss Tracy Crockett." "[ Laura ] Amazing.!" "[ Steele ] An exact replica." "Bravo.!" " Oh!" " Oops." " " Eyetalian" shoes." "I don't know how they walk on these." " Easy." "No wonder they build towers that lean." "Yes, well, it appears we have a way to go, yet, doesn't it?" "Yes." "I mean, hair, makeup, clothes- that's all external." "Breeding, that's what distinguishes between dross and gold." "No offense intended." "Oh, you can offend me all you want." "I don't understand half the things you say anyway." "The way a person walks, talks, holds a cigarette, drinks a cup of tea- that's what we must instill in our protégé here." " Pinky up." " Legs crossed." "Toe pointed." "All that to drink a lousy cup of tea?" "[ Laughs, Exhales ]" " [ Steele ] Ahem!" " Ooh!" " Concentrate." " [ Mildred ] Oh!" " Eyebrows arched." " Chin tilted." "Head cocked." "I feel like the hunchback of Notre Dame." "[ Coughing ]" "I'm beat." "Will you let me sit down, please?" "Laura, demonstrate how a proper lady walks across the room, please." "Well, I couldn't with all these people watching." "Course you can." "Come on." "Up you go." "Up, up, up." " Really, I" " There we go." "Stand right there." "Go." "Voilà." "Oh!" "Hmm." "There we go.Just like Miss Holt." "Only better." "[ Groans ]" "[ Sighs ]" "Oh, my!" "I think she's got it." "ByJove, I think she's got it." "[ Laura And Mildred ] ByJove, I think she's got it!" "I've got something, all right." "Sore puppies." "Oh!" "[ Grimaces ]" "Oh!" "I'm so sorry." "Ah, ah, ah." "The rich never apologize." "Right." "So I broke your lousy egg." "Blow it out your ear." "Miss Crockett!" " Who's he?" " The family chauffeur." "I was worried about you." "I thought I was supposed to pick you up." "Oh, put your worries to rest, Eric." "Miss Crockett's just fine." "Now, shall we join the party, ladies?" "# [ Doorbell Melody ]" " Oh, hey." "They got a band!" " [ Chuckles ]" "Miss Tracy!" "How's it goin', pops?" "[ Mouths Words ]" " I'll hit the safe." " Okay." "# [ Piano ]" "Oh,jolly good." "All the suspects are here." "[ Clears Throat ]" "Norman Baines, lovingly referred to as Uncle Norman." "You're trying to keep him from gaining control of your father's company... and at the moment, he's the most likely person to have kidnapped you." "Junior Crockett, your stepbrother." "No doubt he's bitter about being cut out ofhis late father's will." "And Claudette, your stepmother." "Also a sore loser from the looks of things." "Mmm!" "This is better than Dynasty." "I'll do the honors, pop." "Little heat there?" "[ Roxie ] Mm-hmm.!" "Down a quart, huh?" "There you go." " We'll split the tips later." " [ Chuckles ]" "Quite a unique sense of humor, eh, Markham?" "Hmm?" "Appalling display." "People should know their place." "[ Norman ] Tracy.!" " I did not expect to find you here." " Oh, yeah?" "How come?" "Let me tell you something." "If you think I'm gonna let you take over the company, you are sadly mistaken." "And if you persist in this lunacy, I'm going to grind you to little pieces." "You don't scare me, buster!" "Easy, Tracy." "# [ Doorbell Melody ]" "Don't they know any other songs?" "Keep an eye on Claudette and Junior, okay?" " [ Door Slams ]" " There you are!" "No matter how many little henchmen you send to take away the gifts he bought me... you can't take away my memories." "Ross Crockett loved me and you know it!" "You want your precious antiques?" "Take 'em, Claudette!" "That was quite a floor show, Samantha." "In the past, my husband's mistresses have gone rather more quietly... but there is always a first and last time for everything." "If you're quite finished, you may go." "Ah, Mr. Baines, if you're, uh, looking for the loo, I don't know where it is, uh" "[ Shouting ] up here on the second floor!" "I've always prayed Tracy's taste in men would improve." "So much for the power of prayer." "[ Door Slams ]" "Oh." "Lovely view up there." "Nice place to read." "[ Mouths Words ]" "And I said to him..." "I'd like to see you try that again, buster." "Tracy, dear, I suddenly have a need to get some fresh air." " Excuse me, gentlemen, please." " Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Say good day and good-bye." " Excuse me, please." " [ Clanking ]" "Come here, will you?" "You have a gift for this sort of thing." " For heaven's sakes." " Well, don't you take things when you're on vacation?" "This isn't the Holiday Inn." "Okay, okay." "I gotta go to the head." "The coffee goes right through me." " There's a cabana right over there." " Let's hope it's nailed down." "Thanks for the warning." "I got out just in time." "Oh, well, you missed the grand entrance of the mistress." " Fill me in later." "How is our Eliza Doolittle doing?" " Splendid." " Oh." " Except no one panicked at the sight of her." "[ Woman Screams ]" "[ Grunts, Murmurs ]" "Take her legs." " Oh." " All right." " One, two." " Okay." "All right?" "All right." " [ Coughs ]" " Come on." "Oh." "Ah!" "Boy, this is one tough party." "There's no doubt that someone is willing to go to great pains... to insure that Tracy or Roxie misses that stockholders' meeting tomorrow." "Boy, you can say that again." "It has to be Norman." "He's the only one who gains ifTracy doesn't make it." "It's too bad you didn't see who hit you." "If you want me to say it was Norman, I'll say it was Norman." "[ Doorbell Rings ]" "Ooh!" "Mr. Steele!" "Surely you've seen a man in a towel before, Mildred." "Oh, well, you're not a man." "You're my boss." "And we have to keep the integrity of our respective roles." "Old-fashioned thinking, Mildred." "Well, how would you feel if I came to the door wrapped in a towel?" "Quite right, Mildred." "The employer-employee relationship must remain sacrosanct." "Thank you very much." "Mildred, do you know what this is?" "It looks like a stock ledger, but all the stocks have been torn out." "Ah, missing stock, eh?" "Ah!" "The plot thickens." "ByJove, here we go." "Thicker still." "Seems Junior's been writing I.O.U.'s to some of our better-known bookies." "So, the young chap never met a point spread he didn't like, eh?" "They must have gone to the old man to make good on these." "Assuming Junior doesn't kick the habit, now that the old man can't bail him out." "But nothing that a nice, cushyjob from Uncle Norman wouldn't cure." "Oh, look at this." "Claudette and Norman appear to be an item." "I think it's time we paid your Mrs. Crockett a visit." "Oh, haven't you gone through enough for one day, boss?" "[ Sighs ] Dedication doesn't punch a time clock, Mildred." "Lock the door behind us." "Make sure no one gets in." "Mildred, see if you can make heads or tails of any of these ledger sheets, okay?" " Okay." " Bye, Roxie." " Miss Holt." " Mm-hmm." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "Boy, he's really somethin'." "I'm even beginnin' to like the way he talks." "Claws in, honey." "He's spoken for." "# [ Doorbell Melody ]" "Oh, it's you." "Are you expected?" " Is Mrs. Crockett at home?" " Come back in the morning." "We appreciate that we're putting you out, but it's important." "It concerns Tracy's welfare." "Is that so?" "Well, what about my welfare, hmm?" "I'm not getting any younger." "I can't be gallivanting around answering the blasted door in the dead of night." "It's time you young people showed some respect." "It must be very difficult for you since Mr. Crockett passed on, I'm sure." "Forty years I've been with him... and not once did he give me a kind word." "Now he's dead." "And what did he leave me?" "Squat!" "Mmm." "That was his prerogative." "However, since I no longer have him to answer to, my prerogative is to tell you to buzz off!" "Let them in, Markham, please." "Oh, you want them?" "You let them in." "You're those, uh, friends ofTracy's... the ones who saved her from drowning today, aren't you?" "I trust you weren't too disappointed, Mrs. Crockett." "Disappointed?" "What are you driving at?" "We thought you might prefer Norman Baines as chairman of the board." "Well, as a matter of fact, I'd rather it were Tracy." "Ever since Ross became ill and Norman's been acting president... our stock has dropped precipitously." "Now Norman intends to write off nearly $40 million in losses... due to a building he ordered constructed and then abandoned." "Everything all right, Claudette?" "Be right there, Reggie." " [ Chuckles ]" " Any bets you haven't covered, Mrs. Crockett?" "None that I can think of." " That's it!" " If my sister never shows up... and I'm made chairman of the board, that'd mean I'd get to keep all this stuff, right?" "I gotta find Mr. Steele." "I think I know who's responsible..." " for Tracy's disappearance." " [ Doorknob Rattles ]" " [ Eric ] Tracy, love, are you awake?" " [ Mouths Words ]" "Sorry we crossed wires earlier today." "Oh, it is so good to be alone with you again." "Uh, listen, it's gettin' kinda late... and I've got a big day tomorrow and... and I got- I'm gettin' this headache." "And my toenails ain't dry yet!" "So why don't we just eighty-six this [ Grunts, Inhales ]" " How about a drink?" "Well, uh, no!" "[ Roxie ] Mmm." "[ Roxie Sighing ] Mmm." "Mmm." "Hey, I'm kinda hungry." "Why don't you run out and get me a burger, huh?" "Get yourself somethin' too." " If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get rid of me." " [ Doorbell ]" " Who the hell is that?" " I'll get it." "[ Southern Accent ] Howdy, Tracy Crockett." "I'm Belle Krebs of Houston." "Now, I am sorry I missed that beer bust today, honey." "But I was moving a thousand head of cattle up to market in Abilene." "Now, listen up here." "I got me a passel of your Crockett stock." "And I am fixin' to give you my vote tomorrow- [ Chuckles ]" "Provided that you and I spend a little time to get to know one another." "Know what I mean?" "Hey, there." "Go on down there and get us two-fifths of bourbon there, boy." "'Cause me and Miss Crockett's got some jawbonin' to do." "Oh, Lord." "That's prime, honey." "That's real prime." "And don't you believe I don't know my meat." "[ Chuckles ]" "What are you lookin' at there, boy?" "Go on, get." "Yee-haw!" "I'll speak to you tomorrow, Tracy." " That's a spirited young buck, honey." " [ Door Closes ]" " [ Whispers ] Oh, my." " [ Sighs, Whimpers ]" "Oh, good." "I got something to show you." "These ledger pages that Ross Crockett had in his safe... show that Norman Baines was intentionally causing the company to suffer losses... so the shareholders would sell their stock, the price would drop... and he could buy them up cheaply." "He owns a lot more stock now than anyone realizes." " So, Norman's our man after all." " At your service." "It's amazing how quickly a gun gets to the heart of things." "Cuts out all the pre- Just who are you?" "Tracy, uh, Crockett." "Whatever else she is, Tracy Crockett is a lady." "I've known truck drivers more ladylike than you." "Yeah?" "Who?" " Nice work, Professor Higgins." " [ Clears Throat ]" "If you thought she was an impostor, why didn't you unmask her at the party?" "Well, why should I?" "She doesn't pose any threat." "No shareholder would vote for someone like this." "Frankly..." "Claudette,Junior and I can hardly wait to eat her alive at the shareholders' meeting." " You kidnapped Tracy then?" " She was kidnapped, eh?" "Well, I have no responsibility for that, as you well know now." "I have nearly enough shares to defeat her anyway." "Now, that- That's exactly what I came for." "I knew Ross made a record of that information." "Obviously, he never could get it to Tracy." "Tough that." "Frankly, I think you should consider the possibility... that Tracy just might have flaked out and left town." "Have a pleasant evening." "Boy, I really blew it, didn't I?" " Oh, you gave it your best shot, Roxie." " [ Phone Rings ]" "Crockett residence." "Yes." "Yes, I understand." "Um, well, I'll have someone come down immediately." "Oh" " Oh, and thank you for calling us first." "That was airport security." "Tracy's car has been parked for 48 hours in a one-hour zone." "They're going to tow it if we don't send someone down to move it." "The airport?" "Thank you." "Thanks." " Very nice." " Thank you." "I guess this didn't mean too much to her after all." "Mud and cement." "It's still damp." "[ Steele ] We have been blind." "We have been assuming ifTracy was kidnapped, the kidnapper took her to gain control..." " through Norman taking over the corporation." " Right." "We forgot what happens to Ross's estate ifTracy isn't elected chairman." " It goes to charity." " And here's the list." "Including a charitable organization... which just happens to be controlled by Crockett's mistress, Samantha Donahue." " Miss Donahue?" " That's right." "We're from Jaglom and Jaglom, uh, the investment counseling firm." "We're checking out charitable organizations to see which might be suitable... for our clients to make contributions to." "Oh, well, as you can see, we're just getting started here... but what would you like to know?" " What kind of a service does the Lover's Fund provide?" " Quite simple." "We provide money for brokenhearted lovers." "If you've given your time, your energy, and your love... and your partner has upped and left you or died, we make sure you're taken care of." "Oh!" "Shouldn't you be able to provide for yourself?" "Some of us can." "Some of us don't want to." "It is for the latter that this charity exists." "We help avoid messy and expensive palimony suits... and, of course, all contributions made to us are tax deductible." "Oh, what an enlightened approach, eh?" "What sort of capitalization do you have?" "We expect to be very well endowed..." "by an anonymous donor." " Hmm." " That wouldn't be Ross Crockett." "How would you know?" "I think you two had better leave." "Where have you hidden Tracy?" "Did Claudette send you here?" "Listen, I don't know anything about Tracy missing, if that's what you're getting at." "And I don't need any of Ross's estate... because he took very good care of me before he died." "The missing stock." "When did he give you this?" "The last time I saw him." "He'd been out at that building that Norman's putting up and going bust on." "Ross had these in his briefcase, and he signed them over to me... in appreciation for being one of the few people in this world that he can trust." "That's it." "That building!" "The construction site." "The mud and cement on Tracy's car!" "Of course." "The kidnapping's an inside job." "What better place to keep her than a building that's already abandoned?" "Thank you very much." "Good day." "Mildred, get Roxie fixed up and over to the stockholders' meeting." "Then stall." "Do whatever you can." "We'll get there soon." "With Tracy, I hope." " [ Mildred Whispering ]" " I can't!" "They're gonna see right through me." " No, they won't." " I'm gonna make a fool of myself and my sister." "Just talk about corporate responsibility and fiscal pride." " No" "If they ask you a question, you ask them to repeat it." "If they ask you what you think about something, you ask them what they think about it." "Tell 'em you have the issue under study." "Believe me, honey." "It's worked in Washington for years." " She's gotta be here somewhere." " [ Sighs ]" "Let's go." "[ Sighs ] I just don't see anyplace she could be hidden." "Alive, you mean." "Think!" "Think!" "If you were a kidnapper, where would you hide her?" "Oh, well." " That's quite a plan they had." " Yes, gas pumps and all." "Gas pumps?" "For gas pumps, you need gas tanks." "Big underground gas tanks." "[ Steele ] Somewhere over there." "Yeah, there it is." " [ Clunking ]" " Uh, wait." "There it is!" "Tracy!" "Tracy!" "[ Tracy ] No.!" "Don't bother.!" "It doesn't have nearly the view I was led to believe it had." "[ Chattering ]" "When are they gonna get here, Miss Krebs?" "Soon, Roxie." "Soon." "Morning." "Norman Baines of Crockett Industries." "I'd like to make a special introduction this morning." "I've, uh, I'd like you to meet the daughter of our late, great chairman." "Attending her first stockholders'meeting..." " Miss Tracy Crockett." " [ Applause ]" " Go get 'em, kid." " [ Grunts ]" "Now, why don't you just say a few words?" "Then, perhaps, we could make an open forum for questions." "Tell 'em about your last trip to Rome, Tracy." " Did you bring your slides?" " [ Laughter]" "Tracy, what do you see as the future for Crockett Industries?" "What can these good shareholders look forward to?" " Well- - [ Feedback ]" "[ Murmuring ]" "Well- [ Chuckles ]" "I don't know." "But I am studying the issue." "Would you like to leave and then come back after you've finished studying?" "Don't worry, Tracy." "Everything's gonna be all right." "Yeah." "Sure it is." "Father's estate will go to charity." "And Norman, Claudette,Junior and Samantha will live happily ever after." "I just wish I knew which one of them did this to me." "But all I remember is someone with a ski mask... and then chloroform and lights out." "Too bad your boyfriend wasn't around to protect you." "Mmm." "Rudolpho's in Rome." "I was referring to Eric." "What are you talking about?" "Eric's our chauffeur." "Then showing up last night was just an act... to see if he could put Roxie out of commission too." " So Eric kidnapped Tracy." " That's right." "And if you remember, after Roxie arrived at the party, he left immediately." "To see ifTracy had gotten loose." "He must be working for somebody." "We better make our move." "He may be after Roxie right now." " Warm it up, Fred." " [ Engine Starts ]" "Tracy, I know that you hold the present management responsible... for the company's recent losses." "What would you do to cut the losses?" "I'd can the present management, starting' with you." "[ Laughter, Applause ]" "[ Claudette ] Don't tell me that you're in favor of wasting even more... than the $40 million, which has already been spent" "[ Grunting ]" "Don't be in such a hurry, mate." " Why don't you tell us who hired you to abduct Tracy?" " Here you go." " Huh?" " [ Roxie ] Raffle it off." " [ Roxie ] I mean, why should we all lose 40 million bucks?" " Eric Alan Markham?" "Markham?" "Laura, does this mean..." "the butler did it?" " [ Roxie ]... 1 0 bucks a head and we're even.!" " [ Gunshot ]" "[ Crowd Screaming ]" "Stop moving, damn you!" " What did I ever do to you?" " Nothing personal." "But there are values in this world that must be upheld." "And if you choose to trample them, you do so at your own risk." "Values?" "What values?" "You're the one tryin' to kill me!" "Don't I have some value?" "A woman does not belong at the head of a major corporation!" "Yeah?" "Well, where does she belong?" "Servin' cheeseburgers at a truck stop?" " Sure, that's fine." " Dad!" "Look out!" "Good shot." "[ Grunting ]" "Ladies and gentlemen, I believe this meeting is adjourned." "[ Knocking ]" "Seeing visitors?" "Sure." "Ah." "So, you're Tracy, huh?" " Did you see the look on their faces?" " Mmm." "But for the luck of the draw, Roxie could have been the heiress and Tracy the waitress." "A person can't let his birthright stop him." "Look at you." "Well, I've been lucky." "I've encountered good opportunities." "And you've made the most of them." "However you began, you've come a long way, baby." "I, perhaps" "Are you insinuating that there are those close to you who haven't been as fortunate... or haven't had the same abilities?" "Laura, there are bits and pieces in my past that are as obscure to me as they are to you." "And it's at moments like this that I realize they're less painful that way." "Would you be adverse to, uh, changing the subject?" "Hmm." "Dinner and a movie, Mr. Steele?" "I'd like that very much, Miss Holt." "[ Mews ]"

"IS TANBUL UNDER OCCUPATION" "THE NAVY OF THE ALLIED FORCES IN THE BOSPHORUS" "MUS TAFA KEMAL RETURNING FROM THE SYRIAN FRONT" "This looks very serious Sir." "What's all this?" "They'll go as they came!" "Anything else I can get for you Sir?" "I'm looking for this man?" "Do you know him?" "I don't, but I'll ask." "Pass." "Mee too." "I raise you." "Hey guys." "Either play like men here or else if you cheat again." "I'll trash the place." "Come on young man." "Where did you get that from?" "I stake all." "Money talks here mate." "How can you bet with only that much money?" "All right." "Count this too." "My gun can buy anything here." "You scoundrels." "Get up, up!" "Go over there!" "Do I look like a kid to you?" "Hey, what's going on?" "This is a robbery." "At least, it's an obvious robbery, Nico!" "Hold your cigarette case!" "You will not get away this Knock Out Ali." "You will pay for this." "If we meet again, then Nico." "Shit." "Fuck off." "Sorry my Sali." "I'm sorry." "Come on go on, go on now ok ok continue not important continue." "There he is." "Bismillah, bismillah." "Sorry." "Brits after me." "If they ask point there, OK?" "Take this." "Thanks." "OK." "Went that way." "THE RESIDENCE OF THE FORMER GRAND VIZIER Our country is at an important crossroads." "Tevfik Pasha getting a vote of confidence from the parliament will only accelerate the enemy occupation." "You're right Pasha." "We're well aware of it." "Ever since I came to Istanbul I've been talking to deputy members." "My aides are also lobbying actively." "According to general opinion, it looks difficult for Tevfik Pasha to get votes of confidence." "It's extremely important for the liberation of our country that you become Grand Vizier again." "Frankly, my being Grand Vizier again is not sufficient Pasha." "It is also a necessity that you become War Minister in my cabinet for the liberation of our country." "I will carry out any duty given to me with utmost care and attention if it helps Pasha." "Now, with your permission, I have to check the local situation." "May God help the people of this country." "This has been a nuisance for you." "Ohm..." "What a wonderful smell..." "Otherwise at Selimiye everyday in the mess it's tasteless." "Awful." "With your permission." "You see?" "We have bothered yourwife by talking shop." "That's bad." "Oh God..." "What's going on?" "Who do you think you are?" "Ssshht..." "Come on wake up." "Oh..." "Pull yourself together ha?" "Now speak up, who are you?" "Speak." "Okay..." "My name's Jerar." "I'm the son of a Smyrnian family emigrated from France." "I am a seaman, but I do acrobatics as well." "What do you want you bugger?" "Huh?" "You were stealing a boat." "I am a guard." "Tell the truth." "You were following me." "Okay." "Look I'm the guard here." "As forfollowing you..." "Ahh!" "As forfollowing you..." "That's right I was someone called Guro from the French..." "Consulate is looking for you." "Guro?" "Yes!" "It seems this Guro has got a score to settle." "He'll pay a lot in return for you." "Ok then..." "I have a bit of business in Kalamis." "After that we'll go and you will get your money, ok?" "Eh no." "No way." "We all know there must be an alternative." "I'll earn my money some otherway." "You are brave, man!" "Let me come with you?" "Was it Kalamis?" "OK?" "Let's make amends." "So be it." "If you insist." "Ahh." "You hit hard." "A yearlng Inside me to distant lands..." "Endless seas to you and to our love." "Away from a misty past, I belong only to you." "May your love stay In the waves of my heart." "In my endless dreams, I always see you." "Away from a misty past, I belong only to you." "May your love stay In the waves of my heart." "In my endless dreams, I always see you." "What happened?" "Nothing... it's nothing!" "Yes!" "Something did happen." "And how!" "Years passed but you still think of that scoundrel!" "...I know it!" "I can feel it Just right here!" "Now go down..." "Our guest is waiting." "GRAND ASSEMBLY" "The result?" "Unfortunately against us Pasha!" "Gentlemen, The liberation will not start in Istanbul." "Now we need to look at another option." "IS TANBUL MARCH 1919" "In my home town I left my love..." "Couldn't see her for five years or more." "Couldn't come back from the big fight." "No faith left to embrace her tight!" "I was surprised of course." "Mevlit?" "!" "Where do these demons come from?" "Where are you Mevlit?" "Did you run away too when the ships came to the Bosphorus, ha?" "Fear cannot save you." "Istanbul will be ours soon." "Thrace too." "Keep calm..." "It's Okay." "Mevlit where are you?" "Stop it." "I'm here." "What do you want?" "Well, well, well..." "Tahtacizade Ali!" "Are you back in Istanbul?" "Aaa ok once the navy disbanded you lost your job." "What the hell is your problem with Ottomans?" "What will you gain when the enemy comes to Istanbul?" "They are your enemy not ours." "Ottomans are over." "Yes, now the big Greek era begins." "Are they?" "Istanbul will soon be Constantinople." "You bastard." "Now fuck off." "Bugger off!" "Ali your beloved Defne too is under a 100 kilo Greek with a hairy belly moaning and groaning." "Sorry men." "Burgazli this should cover some damage." "Well done lad!" "Goodbye!" "Sorry again!" "Knock out Ali!" "Wow!" "If I tried acrobatics I'd be dead?" "No man." "I was in a clash again." "Look at us?" "British soldiers are all around I suppose you're not aware?" "The Brits are all over." "Am I not?" "Because of them I couldn't eat today." "No shops open nothing..." "That's why I went fishing for dinner." "Anyway, you weren't around." "I thought something happened." "Is there a time when nothing happens?" "How is it?" "Can we cross over?" "As always." "I spent many years and of course a lot of effort." "My God!" "As an officer I travelled all over the Middle East but I never drank coffee as delicious as this." "There's no hurry." "We are still here." "What are these buggers doing?" "Have the bastards started the occupation here?" "Thank you..." "Catch him." "Shut up!" "Catch him." "Damn it!" "It's not loaded!" "Run." "Jerar!" "Jerar!" "Jerar!" "Where the hell are you?" "Oh, God." "What an acrobat?" "!" "You go Ali..." "I'll follow." "You bastard!" "This is enough, be quick more's coming!" "Ok, ok." "Come on man." "Ok, ok." "Untie it." "Down!" "Son of a bitch!" "Wow!" "Looks like I owe you my life." "Come on man!" "There are more." "Come on." "Give it." "Did you see her?" "May God be with you all!" "You too." "How are you?" "Not good master..." "They put us in wagons in Eskiþehir then left us here." "We've been dumped, master." "Where are you from?" "Sivas." "You?" "Van!" "Erzurum!" "You take this for yourway back home." "It was already a gift." "Thank you Sir..." "Take it all, share it with yourfriends!" "Thanks sir!" "Not at all." "Not at all." "May God help you!" "You too Sir." "What did you say bastard?" "You're on Ottoman soil." "Is it right that you speak English here?" "Identity..." "Haaa..." "Identity!" "Identity!" "Hold on, where is it?" "Yes, I'll give you an Ottoman one." "What's up?" "Can't you sleep again?" "Normal!" "Nowadays things happened that bothered you." "Of course..." "Someone who falls in love can't sleep." "What do you think I am?" "Yes, I might have loved him in the past, but now I will not do anything to stain my honor." "I'm yourwife, whether I like it or not." "Oh God!" "What's the hussy thrown now!" "Enough cursing þsmail Bey!" "This isn't a Tatavla brothel!" "Once he leaves here, he will go straight there." "No, I won't doctor..." "Come on Nadya throw the dice..." "Oh my God, For God's sake!" "Let's play!" "It's the middle of the night." "The café's closed, go." "Osman bey knows me." "Open the door." "At this hour even for the Vizier, I cannot disturb him." "Go away!" "I said 'open up' bastard!" "Fuck of you!" "Did a bomb drop then?" "What is it?" "Get me Osman Bey!" "Bismillah." "Oi you!" "What's going on?" "What a racket?" "Are you trying to destroy my business?" "Someone barged in." "We'll throw'm out." "You go and rest Chief!" "Who is he?" "Who is this brave lad entering my place beating my men single handed?" "Ali!" "Knock Out Ali!" "My son!" "He is wounded." "Hurry, take him up..." "Kelle help." "Nadya take care of him." "Is this the guy you had trouble with?" "Yes sir!" "I am close to you Knock Out Ali." "Agh..." "Be patient my lad." "Almost finished." "Wow, look at this." "Its like a boar bullet." "Doktor!" "Yes..." "Agh..." "Now bandage... done." "Aghhh." "You've knocked out this strong man." "This took long." "His endurance so far is a miracle." "Come on guys be quick." "They might get here." "Take Ali out by the back door." "I can get up." "No, not like that." "He can bleed internally." "Ok, ok." "We'll think of something." "Damn it." "Oh God..." "Osman bey, Brits are at the door." "Go keep them busy." "Ok." "Let's go downstairs." "Nadya you stay here." "We're closed closed." "We are closed man, closed now, there are no customer." "The British mules don't understand." "Does any of you speak their language?" "Open it!" "You bastards." "How dare you try to enterwithout getting permission?" "Shit..." "We're caught!" "I'm fine." "What's going on here?" "Remember that British general I had the other day." "Yeah!" "I kept his clothes, see, we used them." "Ali learned English quickly!" "Well done my boy Keep on learning." "Kelle..." "Get the carriage." "We are going to Emirgan..." "Who is this handsome man, Osman Bey?" "This is Knock Out Ali." "The bravest man I know." "You should have been there the day I met him Nadya." "Surrender Osman." "Otherwise we will hang you here!" "Hey, get off him." "Do you think it's right to attack people?" "If anyone asks who did this, tell them Knock Out Ali!" "Then we came to Tophane." "I said let's work together he said no." "He didn't take my offer." "I insisted as a "loan" he took 500 and left." "Rest." "He is tired..." "He won't wake up for a long time..." "I need this man Nadya." "Whatever you do make him well." "I found him at the right time." "I have many good men around but this man is different Nadya." "It's like fire and gunpowder together Osman Bey!" "Hmm..." "Get him attached you ask whatever you want." "Now good-bye!" "THE RAID OF THE PALIAMENTAND THE ARRES TOF THE PARTYMEMBERS" "I'm looking for him." "He is Ali, Tahtacizade Knock Out Ali..." "Find this man for me... but alive." "If you manage this will be yours." "These are... deputies..." "Asking for help." "We're in a difficult position." "We must get away." "We need you Osman Bey..." "The British because of Armenians have given orders to arrest MPs." "We have to go to Anatolia." "If not our end is the Bekiraga Squad." "I get it..." "Tonight a cart, with animal skins, will set out for Bursa." "If you'll go with the skins, I can send you." "May God be with you!" "Are you ready to go?" "We are sir." "Let's find a place to hide you." "Why does Osman Bey take money from them?" "They're in a difficult position." "Is there anotherway?" "He has men working for him, there are so many orphans under his care." "Anyone with problems runs to him." "Money is necessary." "Don't forget his sick daughter in Italy, being treated." "He sends her lots of money." "Plus these men are rich men." "Union and Progress members." "Running to Anatolia." "No need for money there." "Would they choose life, or money?" "Yes, I suppose you're right..." "Come on, sit down." "Don't tire yourself." "Let me check yourwound." "Why do you run away like this?" "From Mr. Guro!" "Who is that?" "Mr. Guro, my sports teacher at the Academy." "Would one run away from a teacher?" "When necessary, he would!" "Good..." "Keep your guard up." "Nice punches." "You may even become a world champion but... pass your French exams or they'll kick you out." "Hey Guro... why don't I teach him French?" "Who was Kolet?" "Guro's young wife!" "Oh!" "Well, did she manage to teach you?" "And How!" "The neck..." "The arm..." "The leg..." "Eye." "Eya." "Eye." "Hand." "Hend." "Hand." "Breast." "I know that!" "Lips." "Again?" "Yes!" "Of course!" "Besides French Kolet taught me the intricacies of the art of love making." "But one day..." "Guro came home early..." "Oh Shit." "I see..." "You ran away to escape from him." "Why did you run away from the Navy?" "In order to protect me from Guro, I was assigned to the battleship Yavuz." "GERMAN WARSHIP GOEBEN WHICH WAS GIVEN TO TURKISH FLEET" "The Germans were in command of the ship." "We sailed to the Black Sea." "Before we knew what happened Germans bombed Odessa..." "That night they started celebrating." "Why don't you celebrate?" "We don't see a reason to." "We had a victory today." "We are allies." "You will have fun!" "We bombed a city without warning." "Do you call this victory?" "Shut up." "I command you." "You cannot command me!" "Stupid!" "How dare he speak like this and to an officer?" "You bastard!" "Don't get involved sir." "My trip is over sir." "When that was over I came back to þstanbul and learned that Guro is still here and looking for me." "God, this man really hates you." "Of course, he does..." "Later I heard Kolet had hung herself." "And Guro is still trying to take revenge." "Jesus!" "You caused the woman to commit suicide." "No..." "You whore!" "If you knew Kolet, you would know she wouldn't do that." "She was full of life and I was certainly not herfirst lover." "Okay, but you talk as if you were there." "How do you know?" "Were you there?" "During investigations they found Kolet's skull cracked." "Actually, her neck should have been broken." "Guro talked to his powerful friends and got away with it." "So... first he killed his wife now he is after me..." "Don't worry, he can't find you here." "As long as it's obvious nothing frightens me." "Gube." "What's that?" "Lip." "Yorgo!" "What is it?" "Who is he?" "What about him?" "A man called Guro at the French Consulate is looking for him." "What will he do?" "He will pay a lot if we take him alive." "Welcome." "Is there a problem?" "No no..." "No problem at all..." "How can I trouble a beautiful woman like you?" "I wanted to see you." "My wife has been ill for years." "Your husband as well." "We have same problems." "Well, Dimitri Bey is not at home." "And I have to go to see a sick friend." "So excuse me." "Ah, it's not important." "I'll come again..." "I'm sure you know a man who is abroad feels lonely." "BRITISH COMMINICATION ROOM" "MAJOR BENNET'S OFFICE" "Welcome Kara Necati." "Understood?" "Yes sir!" "Damn it." "I wish we could print this photo much larger so that British bastards see the bloody Greeks Black Sea murders." "Kill the Turks!" "Let's kill those bastards who spill the innocents' blood." "Off we go!" "Pasha, as I saw in Friday's procession, the Sultan looks hopeless." "This nation now needs a new leader." "My army in Erzurum is ready." "I will move my 20th corps to Ankara." "My soldiers are also ready." "Kazim, Ali Fuat!" "A strong army is vital." "However, our soldiers are fighting for years." "They are tired." "I heard that there'll be an opening... for an Army Inspector up north." "By using this I hope to go to Anatolia." "Let's not forget, if we cannot convince this great nation, we cannot succeed." "I mean first we must get strength from all our people." "Gentlemen, Istanbul is under British occupation for some time." "Therefore a number of secret organizations sprang up." "Among them we have our organised police department as well as those set up by minorities." "Organizations are not only official but also underground." "The Dardanelles hero Mustafa Kemal Pasha is going to Samsun as army inspector." "There will be secret meetings these days where he will be staying." "Both occupying forces and minority organizations may cause interference." "Osman Bey, that's your province." "You will ensure security in that area." "I will sir." "OFFICE OF THE DEFENCE MINISTRY You Ask for the much authority Kemal Pasha..." "They won't accept." "Let us send our official request as we want, if they don't approve, we can talk later..." "Don't forget, a visa needs to be obtained from the British Liaison Office." "I'm aware Pasha!" "In that case you have some future plans." "General staff officers always make plans!" "Wonderful man, eh good!" "Is this enough?" "Ok, enough." "Here comes Osman bey." "Ali!" "Come boy..." "I will talk to you." "Kelle you go and get ready." "All right Osman bey." "Ali, you were here for a long time." "You don't know what's going on." "Nowadays, British scoundrels increased pressure." "May be you are aware." "We haven't been idle." "We have an important duty tonight." "We will protect Mustafa Kemal's house with friends." "I need you tonight Ali." "Anything you say." "I owe you my life." "Kelle you take your men go to that corner." "Iskelet you go to the other corner." "Keep you eyes peeled." "No problem Osman Bey!" "Welcome gentlemen." "Please take a seat." "There is an important subject I want to share with you." "Ali I fear there is something wrong." "Let's go and check." "This way." "What happened?" "Is there a problem?" "Why did you whistle?" "No sir." "I swear I didn't." "Very strange..." "May all go well brother." "Thank you." "I'm looking for an address." "How can I help?" "I found the key." "Ok." "We left the house unguarded sir, let's go back." "Don't leave here." "Gentlemen." "As you know I was appointed as inspector to the 9th Army." "And you all as my quarter officers shall stay at my side." "What happened to the guards?" "Maybe they went in." "Thh..." "I don't like this..." "You wait here." "I'll go." "Hey, be careful." "Don't worry..." "Damn it." "The government in otherwords Palace has assigned us the following." "Greeks in the Black Sea region have been rebelling for some time." "The Turks living in that region have quite rightly reacted and fought back against this." "Our duty is to restrain and hold back the locals who are already giving..." "Greeks a taste of their own medicine." "This assignment is a cover." "However it's duty." "But..." "This mission..." "It's only a way of getting to Anatolia easily and with authority." "Gentlemen our country is waiting for liberation." "What was that?" "The noise came from upstairs." "Where man?" "Jumped into the garden, hurry!" "My God we're done for." "What happened here?" "He fell down and killed himself." "This is Kara Necati." "Bloody British informer." "Who are you young man?" "I'm one of Osman Bey's men..." "The Patriotic movement Sir." "Well done boy." "Maybe you just changed the fate of a nation!" "This country will be freed by brave men like you." "You will understand later." "Thank you Pasha!" "Get rid of him." "Leave no traces!" "What have you done?" "The Motherfucker." "Was apparently working with the informer." "I wiped him out not to expose you, me and the others." "But you shot him before he talked." "Never mind." "The patrol will find him and think t'was a street fight." "Kelle and Arab obviously cleared off." "Let us clear off too before we get caught." "Come." "Kelle Who are they?" "Don't know Osman bey." "Union and Progress members Osman bey, they need to get away." "Have a nice day." "You too." "Welcome gentlemen." "Your'e welcome." "I'm afraid I can't help you." "I am being watched I cannot help you run away." "Nemrut Pasha cut off all roads, they'll hang anyone they see." "We will pay what you want." "It is not about money Hodja." "I can't do miracles that's all." "You can't leave us like this." "I have to help my family." "You can't hand us over to them Osman bey." "Don't you understand Hodja?" "All the roads are guarded by police." "At least take us to the other side." "I can take you to Tuzla." "Would that help?" "Sure..." "Wouldn't it?" "If they try to stop us later..." "God help us!" "In that case, Come on let's go!" "Don't be mad Ali." "I wouldn't want to oppose you, Osman Bey." "So please let us go." "With your permission." "As you like." "If you get caught, don't give me away." "We still have a lot to do here." "May God be with you." "You too Ali." "Don't worry, I'll be back." "What's going on?" "Look here Dimitri." "We know you have weapons." "You will give us some." "We need fifty rifles and a thousand bullets..." "Leave me alone you idiot." "What makes you so sure that I've got weapons?" "Don't bother your heart won't stand it." "The British officer is always at your house." "What are you talking about?" "Your precious collection?" "Don't play with me." "Look here." "I sell weapons to Russians." "I have no weapons for you." "You will have my friend." "You'll see." "Just as the Armenian guerillas did, obviously you want to have the Turks and Greeks at each others throats." "We are all Ottomans." "Exactly what harm have they done to us?" "You're talking too much, give us weapons." "Orwe'll be back!" "Let's go..." "Sir are you ok?" "Hop hop!" "What are you doing man?" "You almost gave us a heart attack!" "I was just being cautious when I saw you with others." "I was watching you." "This time it's different Jerar." "We need to take them to Tuzla." "What for?" "They are running away from the Brits." "One condition for my boat..." "What's that?" "I come too." "Jerar!" "Don't argue man." "You never know what happens at sea." "I can't leave you alone." "Block head!" "I wonderwho?" "Ok then take this!" "What's this?" "This time it is not forfun man." "We have to be cautious." "Come on." "Come on Gentlemen, may God be with us." "Enver Pasha ran to Germany but by dealing with Lenin he will soon come back with a Caucasian army to start the "War of Independence" in Anatolia." "What a noble man you are." "Why don't you come with us!" "No master." "Believe me I'm certainly not noble." "I am not good for anything anymore." "There isn't a front I haven't fought on in Palestine." "We had no food, we fried grasshoppers, ate tree bark." "You know Cemal Pasha's channel expedition." "I was there." "We swam in a pool of blood." "That bastard Lawrence..." "I still have the scar he made." "I mean there is no battle left I haven't fought in." "We couldn't beat the enemy when Germans were with us, how do you think we will now?" "Look young boy, maybe we lost one war but this doesn't mean Turks will give up." "Nowadays we have a navy minister, Hamidiye hero Rauf bey east front commander Karabekir Pasha, Ali Fuat and Mustafa Kemal Pasha." "God... well gentlemen it's the end." "From here on you're on your own." "Come on have a safe trip." "May God help you." "No man I don't want money." "Its for the country." "May God be on your side." "Thank you." "Thank you too." "It's a trap!" "Lay down." "Ali!" "Jerar!" "Jerar..." "Are you ok?" "I'm fine." "Ahhhh... fine." "Ok ok." "Take care of the others." "Press on, press on ok press on." "Are you ok?" " I'm fine, I'm fine ok." " Come on." "Are you ok man?" "Serving our country was not meant to be." "This belt is full of gold." "Please use it for the salvation of our Khalif." "May God bless you!" "Ok man, don't exhaust yourself." "Let's go." "Ok, get a move on." "Hang on mate." "I'll take you to a doctor soon." "I'm okay, very good." "Stinging a bit, that's all." "Your hand." "Press this press." "Ah..." "Hang on ok." "I'm done with this." "There is one bullet left." "You might need it." "Don't talk man, shut up, you are bleeding badly." "Mate..." "I am shot for the first time." "Never mind." "I'm proud to be dying for my country." "Braveman my braveman, hang on, hang on." "I can't believe this Jerar." "It was definitely an ambush." "I wonderwho told them." "Osman Bey?" "Nadya?" "Who?" "We're living through a time when anyone could be prepared to stab you in the back." "You're right mate, you are right." "We are close, hang on we are close." "Jerar?" "Jerar!" "Jerar?" "My brother!" "My brother!" "My brother!" "You were a true sailor, man." "Sleep peacefully where you belong." "Paper..." "Paper, the Dardanelles hero Mustafa Kemal Pasha has landed in Samsun." "More power to your elbow!" "Ali, my lad!" "Welcome." "Thank you man." "I'm looking for Osman." "Have you seen him?" "No..." "He wasn't here for a long time, no one saw or heard of him." "Interesting." "Have you also been hiding away?" "We get our energy that way." "Very well." "I'll wash my hands and face to clear my head!" "You prepare me a nice strong raki." "Right away!" "Hey Turk!" "Give us some fish, raki..." "Meze meze... haydari..." "some meze as well... haydari..." "Eat shit you bastards..." "Hurry up..." "Osmanli is finished!" "No one has the strength to bring that down." "Speak my braveman, speak..." "Please speak now." "Where did you find this gold?" "Look how many days you've been beaten." "Make your life easierfor." "Miþon?" "Yes..." "Shut up..." "What am I to tell them." "If I speak, they'll hang me anyway." "They're starting again." "Bastard." "My God." "Are you so stubborn?" "Give them a name you fool and save yourself." "Dimitri." "Dimitri." "Dimitri?" "I got the gold from Dimitri." "A merchant in Kadiköy." "Good choice man good choice." "What did he say?" "Never mind." "You did well." "Shit they are coming." "Don't look scared?" "Shut up, shut up." "Why are they silent?" "Be careful, he knows Turkish." "It's not the soldier's fault." "I thought you'd heard but obviously not." "My husband Dimitri passed away a few days ago." "You mean he died?" "Unfortunately the day he gave you some work, that same day he died." "May God have mercy on him." "Unfortunately." "I'm sorry." "They brought you here by mistake but this is important." "Do you know this man?" "Yes!" "He's Ömer, he worked for my late husband." "Where did you find the gold?" "My husband gave the gold to him." "I was there." "That's bad." "Because its already been registered." "We can't give it back." "The gold is not important." "Accept it as a donation If you wish I can return the gold to you later over dinner perhaps." "Really it's not important." "Let us get you out of here immediately." "Thank you." "How could you give the gold?" "Ali, I beg you." "I never stopped thinking about you, every day, every hour..." "You cannot know how it feels." "I was told you died in the war." "I was forced to marry a Greek." "I prayed for your soul for years." "You are alive." "Standing right here but worried about a handful of gold." "My dear one." "Before this dream is over lets go away." "Ok ok but..." "I made a promise." "That gold... was the last request of a man who died for his country." "I was going to buy weapons to send to Anatolia." "You were going to buy weapons?" "Yes..." "Dimitri left a bargeful of weapons behind Ali!" "I don't get it." "Dimitri was trading in illegal arms." "Actually the cellar is full of gunpowder..." "Take those guns, give them to whoever you want." "In place of gold." "You will be keeping your promise too." "Then, I beg you, let's run away immediately." "From now on I don't everwant anything to remind me of my days without you." "Ayoung Greek is here, wants to see you." "Bring him." "What do you want?" "I heard you were looking for someone called Knock Out Ali." "Yes, do you know where he is?" "This Knock Out Ali has a married lover." "I have seen him roaming around the girl's house." "I have been watching the house for some time but Ali is not around." "However, there is a British Colonel visiting very often." "Named Scott from the Selimiye barracks." "You may get information from him." "Look this is enough for us to start a new life." "I sent Andon and Maria back home." "Let us go somewhere else too." "Don't worry we will go." "Don't leave the house until I come." "Ali be careful." "Stop puffing up like a toad and spit out your poison..." "Speak up..." "There is nothing to say Osman Bey!" "I couldn't get them to the other side." "I'm embarassed." "I was not surprised at all that you were the only survivor out of the eight." "Since you know the exact details of the trip, You have been following events Osman Bey..." "Thank God, we have eyes and ears everywhere." "News travel fast here..." "The gold in the belt?" "What about it?" "Left in Mufti's belt orwhat?" "Now you are coming to me to get information from me." "I don't like it Ali, this is not yourway." "Forgive me Osman Bey..." "Our country is in such a state..." "Mufti told me to buy weapons with gold." "I bought them." "Now I have to get them to Anatolia." "Will you help me get the weapons to Anatolia then?" "I'm surprised you are getting involved in these affairs..." "Wasn't it you who said 'is it up to us to save this country?" "I must admit, the last request of old Mufti confused me Osman Bey." "Our country is invaded." "Mustafa Kemal went to Anatolia with his friends as the 9th army inspector." "I cannot forget Kemal Pasha's words of that night." "Obviously Pasha is after a fight." "Yes..." "Then read this." "Mustafa Kemal issued a statement..." ""I swear on everything I consider sacred that togetherwith our people I will strive to the end with all my being, for the independence of our country"." "You see..." "I am aware of developments too as soon as possible." "I will do what is necessary." "Now..." "You get the weapons to me..." "This way you will carry out Mufti's last request." "Bloody whore!" "Ahhhhhhhhhhh." "Nadya!" "Ali... be careful..." "What did you do man?" "Why did you do it?" "Stop Ali..." "Let's hearwhat this is all about..." "Stop stop spy..." "She was a spy!" "She was sending wireless messages." "I caught her in time!" "Come on guys, let's get out of here." "We have no idea who she was in contact with." "I still think you shouldn't have shot her!" "Agh..." "I'll have her buried in a Christian cemetery." "Yes yes yes Mr. Ali." "I see you got used to guns." "No no no!" "If you want your love alive, you have to see me first." "Look Guro, let's deal man to man." "You want me." "First untie her then we can talk." "She is innocent." "I killed an innocent person because of you." "You made me a murderer." "I can kill another one." "Are you ok?" "We have to leave now..." "Come here!" "Come here!" "Ali here run!" "Gunpowder." "Hold this." "Run to the door." "Run!" "Are you ok?" "Let's go..." "Defne..." "Nothing should separate us ever again..." "Even death." "My beauty, I have to deliver those weapons." "You know that." "Look at me!" "After the delivery..." "I promise you..." "We will go somewhere, I say I promise you!" "Come on, they are waiting for us." "You will take the boat to Kurna bay with Andon!" "How come your alive again?" "You were shot too but you're still alive, why shouldn't I be?" "You scoundrel!" "Speak up, tell me who brought you back to life?" "Your mother!" "If you don't want to die, speak up or I'll shoot!" "You asked for this, you bloody fool..." "Where the hell have you been Ali!" "I was beginning to worry." "Thank you, Kelle." "I put the weapons in a safe place." "Somewhere along Kurnaköy bay." "Good, I'll give you two men so you can go and deliver the weapons." "That's not the way it's going to be Osman Bey." "Only you and I will go no one else will come with us." "Why's that?" "I'll tell you the reason on the way." "Okay then, have it yourway..." "Usually I have my men follow me like a shadow but this time, if you insist, it'll be only me and my revolver..." "Kelle..." "I have something to do..." "You take care of the place..." "Ok, Osman Bey!" "You certainly like taking precautions." "I like it..." "If you only had a little more patriotism in you we could have done a lot together." "There are weaknesses in your organization Osman Bey!" "What are you getting at?" "In my opinion Nadya wasn't the traitor!" "Don't beat about the bush lad, tell me what's on your mind..." "Do you remember that night when you shot and killed þskelet Musa near Mustafa Kemal Pasha's chalet?" "Well I saw him at a market place..." "I killed him a little while ago." "In otherwords, he didn't die that night when you shot him." "Bugger me!" "You saw him fall to the ground like a bag of shit didn't you?" "Let's suppose we were wrong to think he was dead then." "What would you say to the fact that he drew his gun as soon as he saw me?" "I really think someone is playing games with you Osman Bey." "Please don't tell me that Nadya did this too..." "Çopur Talat or Çengel could have done it..." "Now can you understand why I wanted you to work with me?" "!" "It's very hard to find trustworthy men these days." "The boat's there..." "Osman, help me!" "Osman bey, help me!" "It's the end Ali..." "Osman bey ha?" "Hands up!" "Vay Cukurcesmeli vay!" "Osman Bey there are no weapons on this boat." "He's tricked us again." "Our British friends will be very annoyed!" "Hosst!" "Speak up Osman Bey, speak up..." "Why are you doing this?" "Ali..." "I know you don't owe me anything but please do me one last favour." "In the name of God..." "You shot me Ali!" "Let everyone think the British shot me." "Nobody knows I'm a traitor." "But I don't understand?" "Ahh..." "Why did you do this?" "The British blackmailed me." "They found out I was a member of the police organization." "They have taken my sick daughter and wife hostage in Italy." "They didn't leave me any other option." "I was forced to help them." "I'm sorry Ali, I blamed so many people." "Shoot me and finish me off." "Was Nadya part of your cover?" "She realised what was going on." "She was going to talk!" "Come on, please shoot me Ali, the British will be here soon..." "Alright, I'll help you but first, tell me who I should deliver these weapons to." "Go to Sile immediately..." "There's a midwife at the healty center, called Müzeyyen." "She is a real patriot." "Give the weapons to her." "Go Ali, don't waste any more time!" "Ok." "Take this then and do what you have to do!" "There is only one bullet in it anyway." "Ali!" "Shit, damned bastards." "Run away Ali, run away." "Very good, give me a kiss." "May God bless you." "Control the fever every 2 hours." "Welcome..." "Good to meet you." "What can I do for you?" "Midwife Müzeyyen, yes?" "Yes!" "Well we... we won't take up too much of your time." "Come in please." "We have a bargeful of weapons." "We want to send them to Anatolia." "Who told you to come to me?" "Cukurcesmeli sacrificed his life today trying to protect the weapons." "Unfortunately we lost him during a fight with the British!" "Where are the weapons now?" "On a boat anchored close to the shore." "But how much do you want for these weapons?" "Nothing!" "Good!" "Let's get to work, we must unload the weapons right away..." "But wait a moment..." "I'd like to know exactly where these weapons are going?" "To Mustafa Kemal Pasha, Ali Bey..." "You know me?" "My lieutenant!" "Welcome to our group!" "That's that then..." "We can be on ourway too can't we?" "What's wrong?" "I don't know how to say this to you..." "I've been thinking while watching these mothers, grandparents carring hundreds of kilos on their backs..." "Look at Lieutenant Recep..." "He's already lost a leg to the war and yet he's still struggling for the freedom of his country." "...lt makes me feel there is something more important than just us, Defne..." "Surely our country..." "What are you saying Ali!" "Defne..." "I can't be that selfish and go off to Vienna now." "Now I understand." "This country will be freed by brave men like you." "This Country needs one of us." "I have to join the war efforts in anatolia." "Ali!" "Please forgive me Defne!" "I love you and always will." "So will I!" "Give that to me." "Take this." "Come on." "Come on." "Ali."

"destination MOON" "So this is Syldavia!" "Great!" "But where's Calculus?" " l don't see him." " You'd think he'd meet us... if he makes us take the plane." "So this is Tintin and Haddock." "Mammoth sent a telegram requesting they come." "Find out why he wants them." "Our source is working on it, Sir." "Good." "Proceed!" " You are Haddock and Tintin?" " Yes." "Professor Calculus sent me." "He didn't come himself?" "No, he wasn't able to come." "Let's go then." "Look, the Zepo has picked them up already." "Don't worry, Chief!" "We keep tabs on them." "What a welcome!" "Calculus us style!" "Yes, I guess so." "Why are you turning round?" "That car's bothering me." "It's followed us from the airport." "Just someone driving... to Klow like us." " Possible." " Ah..." "Look!" "We're almost there!" "Driver!" "This isn't the way to Klow!" "I take you to the Professor." "He's not at Klow - he's moved." "Why didn't he tell us?" "Something doesn't seem right." "Two hours on the road, and it's still tailing us!" "GÄdd, ZrÁdjizmo." "Zsoe ghounh dzoeteuÄh." "GÄdd." "Barnacles!" "What's old Cuthbert got himself in to?" "Well, I wonder what he's got us in?" "Look like we're about to find out." "We're in some kind of fortress!" "Look!" "Welcome gentlemen." "Glad you arrived safely!" "Not a moment to soon!" "Blistering barnacles!" "Let me introduce myself..." "Franck Wolff... assistant to Prof Calculus." "Pleasure, Tintin." "I'm Captain Haddock." "Who're these gangsters who've been following us?" "They're not gangsters... but Zepo men." "What's a Zepo?" "Zepo :" "Syldavian secret police." "Here to protect you!" "Protect us!" "Just follow me!" "Prof Calculus... is expecting you." "He'll explain all." " This is all useless!" " Yes... for all our efforts, we haven't made much progress." "If he's brought in his friends... then phase one is about to start." "Should we strart our operation?" "lmmediately!" "Here we are." "No!" "Ah, Tintin, Captain Haddock!" "Hello, my dear old friend!" "Sorry!" "I completely forgot my helmet!" "A new plexiglass model being tested for strength." "Barnacles!" "It packs a wallop!" "A plexiglass helmet?" "What for?" "No, not glass - plexiglass!" "Glass would be too fragile." "Of course." "But what's the helmet for" "One moment, please." "I beg your pardon?" "You're using an ear trumpet, but... why don't you wear a hearing aid?" "No need!" "Those are for deaf people." "I'm only a bit hard of hearing." "A bit hard of hearing!" "Prof, what's this all about?" "Didn't Wolff explain?" "Well, follow me!" "We'll talk in the office." "There you see some of the facilities of the... of the Brodj Atomic Research Centre." "Impressive." "What's it all for?" "I'll explain, Captain." "Please sit down." "The Syldavian Government invited me to set up... their astro-nautical section." "I was delighted!" "My engineer, Frank Wolff... is helping me perfect a nuclear rocket engine." "A rocket!" "What for?" "To travel to the moon." "That's a good one!" "Old Calculus on the moon!" "You planning to take passengers?" "Why did you think I asked you to join me?" "What!" "What you saying?" "Me!" "On the moon!" "Blistering barnacles!" "Has your brain gone radio-active?" "You can't be serious!" "I'll never set foot in your rocket!" "Never!" "Thank you, Captain!" "I knew I could count on you!" "May I come in?" "Ah, Mr Baxter." "May I introduce Captain Haddock." "He is most ethusiastic." "He's delighted to travel to the moon." "Mr Baxter is the director of the Centre." "The Prof told me you were an exceptional man... and I see he wasn't exaggerating." "But..." "I..." " l congratulate you too, young man." " Uh, thanks!" "I'll arrange a tour of the facilities for you." "Sure." "Gentlemen, I'm proud to show you our moon facilities." "There it is!" "The X-FLR-6 nuclear rocket!" "We're not going to the moon in that!" "No, Captain!" "It's only a model." "The X-FLR-6 is about to make a radio-controlled orbit of the moon." "It'll take photos... and provide information for our own flight to the moon." "Red alert!" "Red alert!" "Unidentified aircraft entering security area." "Ground control to unidentified craft." "You're violating a security area." "If you proceed you will be fired on!" " They've spotted us!" " We must play for time!" "SFRR here!" "Message received!" "Lost our course." "Advise position!" "The plan's in trouble, Sir!" "Wait, it's a trick!" "It's dropped tzo parachutes!" "Anti-aircraft guns, open fire!" "What's going on?" "Great snakes!" "Must have hit the next room!" " Professor!" " Who is it?" "Someone knock?" "Professor!" "Gentlemen!" "Last night an unidentified plane evaded... our anti-aircraft guns." "They dropped in two men by parachute." "We're doing all we can to find these men... who are still at large." "We have tightened security." "This raid proves these men will stop at nothing." "That will be all, gentlemen." "Oh, so sorry!" "A bit of plaster from last night!" "Don't mention it, Professor!" "I protest!" "To be precise, this is an outrage!" "Thomson and Thomson!" "We've captured the two parachutists, Sir." "They were in the restricted area." "Probably Greek revolutionaries." "Greek!" "But we asked for Syldavian costumes!" "Why did you parachute in to our security area?" " Parachute?" " Where?" " Who?" " Us?" "There must be some mistake." "I know these men." "They're detectives Thomson and Thomson." "Then you must be the ones we were expecting." "That's us!" "Please excuse us for this error." "Certainly!" "Errors are our business." "Could I take a hike through the mountains around the centre?" "I'd lie to stretch my legs." " Of course." "Careful of the two spies on the loose!" "Captain!" "Could you get hold of a couple of walkie-talkies?" "I have a plan." "Ah, perfect!" "From here we have unobstructed view." "There's the Centre." "Now to work." "Let's see." "According to these plans... there should be a ventilation shaft around here." "It might be big enough for... someone to get into." "Bingo!" "There it is." "Let's check it!" "We made it, Snowy!" "Now let's get there." "If we can get here so can the parachutists." "Captain!" "Do you hear me?" "Loud and clear." "I'm at ventilation shaft No. 3." "In sector J, above corridor 7." "I was right." "I could get to it easily." " Put our plan in to motion!" " Aye, aye, Tintin!" "You can count on me." "I hear something, Snowy." "Psstt, are you there?" "Yes." "Here are the documents." "Good!" "Well done." "Hands up!" "Well done!" "Blistering barnacles, Tintin?" "What in blue blazers!" "The Captain!" "is he alright?" "He's coming round." "Listen!" "That howling!" "It's Snowy!" "Tintin's in trouble!" " What's going on?" " lt's Tintin." "He's outside ventilation shaft 3... trying to catch the intruders!" " Great Scott!" " Hurry!" " He needs help." " Security?" "Baxter here!" "Code five alert!" "Send a helicopter to ventilator shaft 3." "Look for Tintin and the intruders!" "The helicopter's seen the intruders." "Dispatch a squad to bring them in!" "The doctors say you'll be fine." "Thanks to you we caught... the two men outside the shaft." "They had an accomplice inside." "He said something about documents." "He must be the one who bopped me on the head." "The rat!" "If I could get my hands on him, I'd..." "Excuse me, Mr Baxter." "I got a little carried away!" "Ahem..." "Well..." "Must double-check people's wherabouts!" "We'll find him!" "Now get some rest." " Good night." " Good night." "Good night." "Very strange!" "If we didn't hit the Captain on the head, who did?" "An inside accomplice." "Look!" "That door's open." "All doors are supposed to be closed." "You stay here." "I'm going to investigate." "What's the matter?" "A skeleton!" "There!" "I saw a skeleton behind this panel!" "A skeleton!" "Good one!" "You must be dreaming!" "I'm not!" "I saw a skelton, I tell you!" "We'll see about the silly skeleton!" " Come along!" " Yes, come on!" "Where is it?" "Nothing!" "I swear I saw it." "Mustn't make a sound!" "He must be around here somewhere." "Well, Professor?" "Everything's ready Mr Baxter." "The technicians have almost finished fuelling up." " Mr Baxter?" " Yes." " Look who's here." " Tintin!" "How are you?" "Fine, thank you." "Look, Tintin's better!" "Now we're all here we can go to the control room." "All staff evacuate the assembly room!" "The rocket will be monitored from this panel." "Tell me, Prof?" "Have you considered the device?" " The device?" "Ah, yes!" "It's ready." "I put it together last night." "Control calling observatory!" "Are you standing by?" "Everyone's in their position, Sir." "Radar here!" "We're standing by." "This is the control panel with the devices... to guide the rocket through space." "In a few seconds the XLR-6 will take off. I suggest... leaving the honour of the launch... to our youngest colleague..." "Tintin." "Bravo!" "Observatory calling control!" "Prepare to blast off in 3 minutes!" "Take your positions!" "Ten seconds to go!" "9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..." "Zero!" "There it goes!" "We've sent a rocket to the moon." "To the moon!" "Do you realize what those three words mean?" "To the moon!" "Goodness!" "Terribly sorry!" "Lucky you weren't smoking your pipe!" "Observatory to Control." "Prepare to engage nuclear motor!" "Stand by!" " Thirty seconds." " Stand by, Tintin!" "1 0." "5... 4... 3... 2... 1..." "Zero!" "Observatory to Control Room!" "Nuclear motor has taken over." "Rocket is on course!" " How's Radar working?" " Perfectly!" "All is going well." "For the time being, gentlemen." "Control!" "Stand by for course correction." "Zero, zero, eight, six." "Zero zero eight six." "A trifling correction." "Nothing to worry about." "Stand by to cut nuclear motor!" "1 0 seconds, 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..." "Zero!" "The rocket will... disappear from our field of vision." "That's it!" "It's out of range." "We can relax for a while." "With the motor cut... the moon's gravity will pull the rocket into orbit." "The X-FLR-6 will pass behind the moon." "When it reappears... we will resume radio control." "Their rocket is behind the moon!" "When it reappears we will take over." "Tht rocket is back on radar." "Stand by to restart the engine!" "Will you let me do it this time?" "By all means." "9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..." "Zero!" "Correct course to zero zero nine eight!" "Correction applied." "Another correction :" "Three two seven six." "Correction applied." "Negative." "It didn't respond." "The rocket is veering off course." " Something wrong?" " l don't understand!" "Correction, 7, 8, 5, 2." "Adjust it!" "I am doing that!" "Blistering barnacles of a rocket!" "I don't understand!" "The rocket won't respond to our orders." "Tintin was right." "Good thing... I listened to him!" "There!" "Now we have control!" "We'll steer it to our pick up point." "Nice work!" "Prof, what are you doing?" "I'm fine Mr Baxter." "But sorry to say... I must destroy the X-FLR-6!" "Surely you don't mean it!" "A stronger radio signal... has taken control of it." "Tintin warned us." "I will not let my rocket fall in to enemy hands!" " Maybe we can still..." " Observatory to Control!" "The rocket is 800 miles off course and... out of range of our signal." "Observatory?" "Has it exploded?" "Exploded?" "No, it's getting further away." "Tragedy!" "All is lost!" "It's terrifying!" "Our secrets, discoveries!" "Pull yourself together, Cuthbert!" "All lost!" "A tragedy!" "It's terrifying!" "I see what it is!" "Two loose wires!" "No trouble... to mend at all!" "This time, it should work." "Go!" "Observatory to Control." "La X-FLR-6 has exploded." "Nothing more to observe." "They had it planned." "They prefer to destroy it than let us get hold of it." "I thought the insider might... have got enough information to take it over." "The Prof rigged the detonator." "Which was an excellent precaution." "Alas, yes." "All our hopes are destroyed." "Years of research gone... in one second!" " Easy there!" "All is not lost." "On the contrary... the nuclear engine worked fine." "Didn't your rocket reach the moon and circle it?" "He's right." "The trial run was conclusive." "Don't despair!" "Tomorrow we'll start on the real rocket." "Yes!" "And go to the moon!" "Hooray!" "To the moon!" "Glad you could come, Colonel Jorgen." "You must get hold of... the rocket plans." " l understand..." "Tintin is involved with... the space program." "I've waited a long time for my revenge." "There's a complication." "The launch has been changed." "That gives you only two days." "Two days is fine for what I have in mind." "How many more tests must I do in this thing?" "This is the last one." "And about time!" "I feel like a goldfish in a bowl." "This monkey suit weighs a ton!" "The suit won't be heavy on the moon." "Everything's six times lighter than on earth." "Oh, yes?" "Glad to hear it." "Okay, we're ready to start the test." "Can you hear me?" "Loud and clear, Professor." "If there's a problem, yell 'Stop!" "'" " Roger!" " We'll start by making a vacuum." "You're now in a total vacuum." "Do you feel alright?" "Fine thanks." "And you, Wolff ?" "Now we're going to lower the temperature." "Adjust your heating apparatus." "Right." "Temperature stable at minus 50 celsius." "Still alright?" " l'm fine." " Try moving around a little." "In this contraption?" "!" "Confounded rat!" "Good, Captain!" "Keep it up!" "Okay, that'll do." "Hello?" "Can you stop now?" "Captain?" "Get the pressure up... fast!" "I'm going in there." " Alright?" " Temperature is too low." "Hurry!" "Go!" "Captain?" "Keep still!" "I'll take off your helmet." "Hurry!" "The mice we used for the first test." "We forgot to take them out." " Why didn't you shout?" " l did!" "You didn't hear me!" "Because your radio got disconnected." "It'll ber fun if that happens on the moon." "Now we know the suit.." "is resistant to vacuums and low temperatures." "Help!" "Help!" "It's Thomson and Thomson." "What's wrong?" "Mice!" "The room's alive with mice!" "What's happened to that pair of ostrogoths?" "Your antenna!" "Thundering typhoons!" "My poor friend!" "Didn't you see it wouldn't go through the hatch?" "Realize!" "I realize I've... had enough of being a guinea pig!" "I've had enough!" "Understand!" "I'm going home." "You can go on acting the goat here!" "I'm acting the goat!" "Acting the goat!" "This..." "You have no right to say such a thing!" "You..." "You..." "Oh, you..." "Follow me!" "I'll show you... how I act the goat!" "Ooo!" "I'm acting the goat!" "Look..." "I didn't mean...." "Acting the goat, indeed!" "Listen to me, Cuthbert... I was feeling upset just then." "But it's all over now." " Barnacles!" " Don't give me the slip!" "Cuthbert, listen!" "...." "Sorry, your friend can't wear that past here." "Yes, I ought to...." "Be gone, you worms!" "Out of my sight!" "I'm acting the goat!" "Security Chief speaking." "Professor Calculus?" "Making a scene?" "Acting the what?" "The labs, the atomic pile... the experts working day and night... that's acting the goat?" "Slaving away working myself to the bone and...." "Now, now, Professor!" "What's all this?" "Acting the goat!" "Captain!" "Come here at once!" "Yes, Cuthbert." "Keep..." "keep calm." "Please." "Quick!" "Clear the entrance!" "Close the doors!" "Make way for... the goat!" "Look out!" "What are you doing?" "Cuthbert!" "Stop!" "You're going to kill us!" "Stop!" "Professor, no!" "We're alive!" "I can't believe it!" "He's driving like an expert." "I'm doing well for a goat." "I must try for a licence!" "Look what the goat created!" "Wow!" "You think this contraption will take you to the moon?" "Will take us to the moon!" "Perfectly!" "You might as well play a penny whistle... in front of the Eiffel Tower and... expect it to dance a Samba!" "In you go!" "You... er... sure... it won't take off without warning?" "Hurry up!" "First, the control cabin... with the navigation instruments." "In the centre the periscope and screen." "And there's the lab... in process of construction." "Amazing!" "Astonishing!" "Captain!" "Be careful!" "Behind you!" "Could've bust your neck!" "This is the hatch to the deck below." "Hurry up and follow me!" "These are the living... quarters with bunks for take off." "Stars above, Captain!" "Try to watch your step!" "You doing it on purpose!" "Watch your step... there's another hatch behind you!" "Now down we go!" "This time take care, Captain." "Through there is a storage compartment." "These are air-locks... making it possible to leave and enter." "Any more questions for the goat?" "Hum... well..." "Hello, hello!" "Prof Calculus report to the Centre at once!" "Right, I'll go." "You can have a look around." "I'll...." "You okay?" "Nothing broken?" "Blistering barnacles!" "Say something!" "Here are your glasses." "Lucky you're in one piece." "But, who are you?" "Calculus!" "Amnesia!" "It's not to bad though?" "You can get his memory back?" "We'll do everything within our power." "A violent shock could revive him." "But it's going to take time." "Time!" "We don't have time!" "Only the Prof knows the secret of the engines." "Without him, the space program is dead." "Without Calculus... we don't get to the moon." "Tarantaran!" "Charge!" "Touché!" "Nothing!" "Not a flicker!" " Nothing." " A violent shock, perhaps?" "A pretty picture of... our little Cuthbert?" "Watch the birdy!" " Nothing." " Not a twitch." "Blistering barnacles!" "This time, dear Professor... you'll be cured... or you'll be dead!" "No!" "Tintin." "I think we've done it!" "He's reacting." "He's just the same." "The Captain's been trying to snap him out of it." " Look out for squalls now!" " Captain?" "He needs a shock, does he?" "Please be careful." "I'm afraid there's no chance." "The Captain's exhausted." "The Prof may never recover." "This is terrible!" "An absolute disaster!" "Beware!" "..." "Cuthbert!" "I am a ghost!" "Shake in your shoes!" "I have come for your...." "Blue blistering barnacles!" "What an idea to dress up like this!" "He just sits there!" "Looking at me!" "You couldn't be frightened could you?" "You marmot!" "You think I enjoy acting the goat?" "You can have your silly amnesia!" "I quit!" "Goat!" "You dare call me a goat!" "You're not getting away with that!" " An apology!" "." " He's cured!" "Captain!" "Thanks to you, Calculus has recovered." "We are grateful." " lt was nothing." "Without you, there'd have been no journey to the moon." "Thundering typhoons!" "I'd forgotten!" "My dear Captain!" "They've explained all." "Thank you most sincerely." " Thank you." " Calculus!" "Sir!" "Here's a signal from K-23." "Ah, ha!" "The whale restored... the Mammoth's memory!" "Operation Ulysses is back on shedule." "Get me the Colonel!" "is everything ready for blast off tomorrow?" "Yes, Mr Baxter." "Except Snowy's space suit needs some alterations." "It's being finished now, I believe." "His radio works." "And the supplies, Wolff?" "Almost ready, Sir." "Just waiting for a special delivery." "Colonel Jorgen, are you ready for your mission?" "Absolutely." "Everything's under control." "In 3 hours there'll be... a special delivery to the moon rocket." "Excellent." "If everything's... ready, we'll proceed with the launch at 1 .43 tomorrow." "Just think!" "Soon men will be walking on the moon!" "Extraordinary!" "We have you to thank for that, Professor." "No, Mr Baxter." "Thank those who have dedicated themselves." "Notice any difference in Cuthbert?" "It's been a team effort!" "Without your inspiration, there'd be no rocket." "It takes more... than inspiration to build a rocket." "Does something strike you as strange?" "No, not at first glance." "His hearing is as good as yours or mine." "You're right." "I need to hear the radio signals perfectly." "I'm a little hard of hearing... so I procured this little apparatus." "What did I tell you!" "I'm a fellow who keeps his eyes open!" "Blistering blue barnacles!" "Snowy, old boy!" "We've done a lot of travelling, but his is the big one!" "You not happy, Captain?" "Why should I be?" "If that honky-Tonk machine doesn't blow up at the start... we'll find ourselves roaming space forever." "Hoot with laughter if you want!" "Look, Captain!" " Quite a sight, no?" " Very pretty!" "Just think, without me..." "Calculus would never... have got his memory back!" " Captain!" "It is time for us to part." "It's so appropriate that a sailor should be making this journey." "A piccolo player wouldn't have made a difference!" "Farewell, my young friend." "What an opportunity!" "I wish I could go." " l'd be happy for you to... take my place!" "Thanks, but my part in this adventure... takes place on the ground." "Goodbye, Wolff. I'm counting... on you to stand by the Professor." "Don't worry, Mr Baxter." "As for you, Prof... the mission's success depends on your skill." "Thank you, Mr Baxter." "We will get to the moon or perish." "Farewell, earth!" "No turning back now." "We'll pass out during the initial acceleration." "But don't worry." "The rocket's automatically controlled." "Afterwards we'll take over ourselves." "Every man to his post for final checks!" "Tintin, you establish radio contact." "Right." "Moon rocket calling earth!" "Earth to moon rocket... all systems go." "2 minutes to blast off!" " Blistering barnacles!" "Suppose l made a mistaken calculation!" "Well, this is it!" " What's that thumping?" " Platforms free." "Just my heart!" "Blast off in 30 seconds." "Snowy, come lie down!" " Snowy!" " 1 5 seconds." "Final countdown!" "1 0." " 9." " Oh, Snowy..." "Lie down!" " 8." "7." "6." "5." "4." "3." "2." "1 ." "Zero!" "Observatory to Control!" "The rocket's under observation." "Everything's going as calculated." "Earth calling moon rocket!" "Are you receiving me?" "Earth to moon rocket!" "Can you hear me?" "Earth calling moon rocket!" " Well?" " Ah, Mr Baxter!" "We've been calling repeatedly." "Keep trying!" "Observatory to Control!" "The rocket's 2000 miles from the launch pad." "Escape velocity attained at 7 miles per second." "All seems in order." " Earth to moon rocket!" "Calling moon rocket!" "Calling moon rocket!" "It'll do us no good if they're dead!" "Come in, moon rocket!" "It's Snowy!" "Don't tell me only the dog is left!" "Calling moon rocket!" "Moon rocket, moon rocket, come in!" "Moon rocket to earth..." "Tintin speaking." "I've just regained consciousness." "I'll check on the others." "is everyone alright?" "Professor?" " l'm fine." " And you, Captain?" "I'm fine, thanks." "Well, gentlemen, we're on our way!" "You don't expect me to believe we're on our way to the moon?" "I know it's unbelievable... but it's true." " Balderdash!" "Don't start acting the...." "You're pulling my leg again!" "If you don't believe me... come up here." "You'll see for yourself." "Look in to this stroboscopic telescope." "Thundering typhoons!" " Well?" " lt's... lt's incredible!" "It's... amazing!" "It's wonderful!" "We're now 6000 miles from good old earth." "And soon, my friends... we'll be walking on the moon!"

" Why don't you just live on campus?" " Or get a car." " Fuck you guys!" " Scotty, where are we going?" " I mean, Alvarado is just right over there, so just keep going through we'll be fine." "There's a little detour right here, trust me." "It'll be way faster." " Are you sure?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." " Some directions, Scotty." " I'm telling you, man." "I told you." "They're tearing up a different street every day." "Just follow the signs." " My road!" " What did he say?" " That's his road." "He said get outta the fuckin' road!" " This is fucking unbelievable." " Well what are they supposed to do, Scotty?" " Round 'em all up." "Give 'em a mop, give 'em a broom." "Get them to clean this shit up, first off!" " Then what?" "I thought they gentrified this shit already." " Not fast enough." " Look at baby girl, there's candy." " She had a cell phone." " Well I mean, like," "I usually go by that tower over there." "That's the building I usually go so like just don't stop." " Lock it, lock it, lock it." " What the fuck is he doing?" " Are you kidding me?" " Lovely neighborhood." " Shit." " Wow, told you witching hour." " There's some guys smoking crack right there." " Can you pull out your phone." "Type in your address so we can get out of this nightmare." " I've got no signal." "It's just it's nothing." "Holy shit, it's like the great wall of tents out here." "Fuck you, come on!" " Do we make a left or a right, Scotty?" "Look at these bums crossing the street up there." " It's not my idea to turn onto Kreuger street." " What is going on?" " What the fuck is he doing?" " It's a zombie apocalypse." " What the fuck?" " Hey, hey!" " Wait, what is he doing, what is he doing?" " Stay in school, kids!" " I'm sorry." "I'm so fucking sorry." " Get the fuck outta here, man!" " Get outta here!" "It's my car!" " Get off the car!" " Kill me!" " Get off the car!" " Kill me!" "Kill me!" " You heard him, Marshie!" " I'm so sorry." " Get off the car!" " Torro!" "Torro!" "Torro!" "Torro!" "Torro!" "Torro!" "Torro!" " Last time I'm doing any favors for you!" " Green means go, chief!" "Green means go." " Let's go, let's go, let's go." " Iwo Jima!" " So this hobo, he rubs his junk all over your car." "I mean, you can just wash it off!" " Okay." " You didn't see anything like that back in Nebraska, did you Scotty boy?" "Oh, shit." " You're lost." " You're seriously lost." " You have to give me better directions." " Make a left here, make a left, make a left!" " How long have you lived here?" "I mean, like a month, two months?" " Exactly!" "Uh, it's a detour." " We're back at the fucking bridge, Scotty!" "What is this?" " Well, at least we're at a starting point that we know." "So turn around." " No, I'm just turning you around." "I'm crossing the street." "Well, at least there's less tents." " We're getting away from the tents." " Yeah." " And from the shitting on the wall." " What the fuck was that?" " I don't know." "Just pull over, check it out." " Look where we are, man!" " You're fucking kidding me!" "God, you and your stupid detours." "What's wrong with you man?" " Don't blame me, man, it's not my fault!" " You've lived here for a month." "You don't even know where you live!" "It's stupid." "Oh my god, man, look at my tire!" "I have a flat, Scotty!" " Don't worry man he'll get over it." " Do you have a spare?" " And no fucking signal." "Get out of the car, get out of the car!" " Alright, we'll fix it." " Just fix it, yeah." "Where's your spare?" " Shit, Josef, look at that shit!" " Where's your spare?" " Just get the spare." " Fix it!" "Just fix it, c'mon man!" " Yes, it's just a fucking flat tire." " Some fucking night." "Woah!" "Hey, look at this shit." " What is that?" " There's nails all over in this board!" " What?" " Holy shit!" " Who would do this?" " It's those fucking bums is what!" " Need a hand?" " Yeah, we got a flat." " That's too bad." " Yeah, we ran over that." " Let me take care of it." " We're going to fix it, alright?" " Yeah." "Smooth operation you guys got going on." "How much, brother?" " This one's on the house." " Scotty, what's fucking wrong with you, man?" " What the fuck!" " You fucking crazy?" " If you aren't still" "I'll suck your dick." " Scott Dobbs." "Josef lode." "College boys, huh?" "I asked you a question." " Leave me alone, get the f that's better." "Marshal Colter." "Football star." "What position you play, boy?" "I'm talking to you." " Louder, louder, louder, louder." " Quarterback!" " Quarterback!" "We got a quarterback here!" "The next OJ Simpson!" "The juice is loose!" " OJ was a running back." " I know what he was." "He was a fucking psycho." "And what are you boys doing in my house?" "You come down here to see the show?" "Huh?" "Get your kicks?" "Set fire to some bum, watch him burn, huh?" "Speak up!" " We were taking our friend home." " Huh, I couldn't hear that." "Let it out like you got some balls!" " Just taking our friend home!" " Leave us alone, you disgusting bum!" " You think I'm disgusting, you college cunt?" "You think you're better than me?" "You think you matter down here, huh?" "I matter down here!" "We matter." "I matter down here." "This is our turf, and you're trespassing." " Keep it!" "Keep your shithole!" " Scotty shut the fuck up!" " Shithole?" "You think this is a fucking joke, Scotty?" " Yeah, I do." " Yeah, c'mon." "Let it out, punk!" " Get away from us, you piss-soaked, disgusting, take your fucking hands off of me, you fucking, lice-covered piece of shit!" " Choke on this, motherfucker!" "Can you spare some change?" "Work for food?" "Fuck you!" "Fuck you, you cunt!" "Fuck you!" "Swallow it!" "Swallow it!" " One, two, three!" "C'mon buddy, c'mon!" "Breathe, breathe, come on!" "C'mon Scotty." " Stay with us, stay with us Scotty!" "Stay here." " Someone help!" " Aw man." "Fuck!" "That don't look good to me." "Yep, hmm." " You murdered him!" " He's dead!" " Had to be done." "Had to do it." "It's either them or us." "Hey spic!" "You find that bullet." "You dig it out of him if you have to." " Sure thing." " Okay clean it up." "Make'em disappear." "Strip 'em, chop 'em, burn 'em." "Don't leave any trace." "This one's still breathing." " Hey Wilco." "I can take care of it." " Yeah." "You'll do it in the river, quietly." " This is messed up, Wilco." " How do you figure?" " Killing these kids?" " I'll take care of it." "I always take care of you people, don't I?" " Sure, but it's just, it's just..." " Hey listen." "We all agreed to jump them, didn't we?" "To push 'em back!" "Whether you like it or not, we're in this together." "Alright?" "These punks would bury us, given half the chance." "What's done is done." "We've just got to get, to get rid of them that's all." "Come on." "Come on, hurry it up." "In the fire." "In the fire all of it." "What's done is done." "Just gotta get rid of what's left of them, that's all." " Guys he's too heavy for me." " Come on chain." " Okay." " C'mon chain." " Nice." "Pants off." "Shit." "Okay, dude." "Sorry." "Big boy, huh?" "I'll get this fucking shirt off." "I'm sorry, friend." " Stop!" " Get down, you mother fucker!" "Get off!" "Wilco!" "You fucking pulled my hair out, you motherfucker!" "Get off of me!" "Wilco, oh, fuck!" "Ouch, fucker!" "God damn you!" "You asshole!" "Wilco!" "Wilco!" "Wilco, he got away!" "He got away!" "Fuck!" "Shit." "Wilco!" "Wilco." " Yeah?" " He got away, he went that way!" " What the fuck are you talking about?" "You stupid bitch!" " Sorry!" " Sorry, my ass!" "Mex!" "Go get pecker and his dog!" "You're not going anywhere." "You stay right here!" "Don't go anywhere." " What's going on?" " Sugar tits here let the quarterback get loose!" "Alright." "Who's fast on their feet?" " Me." " Alright." "Stay with me." "The rest of you go finish cutting 'em up." "Turn everything to ash." "And then dump it in the river!" "Pecker!" "Pecker!" "I'm gonna fix your ass, man!" " I'm sorry!" " You dumb fuck!" "He'll bring Johnny law down on all of us!" "Where's pecker and that damn dog?" " He's coming." " He's coming." " Pecker!" " C'mon boy." " Here." " Smell it, boy." "Smell it, smell it." " Oh good, let him go, let him go!" " Go get him, boy, go get him!" "He's gonna chop him up real good, boss!" " The boy wanted to see hell." "Don't disappoint him!" "Alright, the rest of you!" "Let's go, keep up!" " Falcon!" "No!" "I'm gonna kill you motherfucker!" "Oh god!" " Oh god, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." " I think I see them!" " Oh shit!" " Fuck, oh man!" "Fuck!" "He killed him, Wilco!" " Now keep it together, man." " He killed pecker!" " Wait a minute, wait a minute." " I'm gonna kill him!" " Wait." " Get away from me." " This is bad man." " I know it's fucking bad!" "We've got to finish what we started!" "Hammer, take the body back." "You know what to do." "Let's go, come on!" " Gotcha now, boy!" "You're all mine!" "Hey." "You should have covered your tracks." "There you are!" "You're fucking head's coming right off!" "You son of a bitch!" "You son of a bitch!" "You son of a bitch!" "You fucker!" "Wilco!" "He'll get you, you fucker!" "You mother..." "Wilco, help!" "Fuck." "Fuck." " Hey!" "Hey!" "Help!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Yo!" "Wait!" "Yes, thank god!" "What's up?" "What's up guys?" "Oh my god, bro!" "What's up, I need your help!" "Oh my god!" "Lower your window, please!" "I need your help!" "You wouldn't believe the kind of night I've had, man!" "Can you help me please?" "Stop wait." "Shit." "Stop." " He's disgusting as shit!" " Beta phi phi, motherfucker!" " I'm out!" "Fucking bum, get a job, you loser!" " Ashes to ashes." "Dust to dust." "Good to meet ya, college boys." " Get that fuck!" "Keep up, ya fat bitch!" " I'm coming!" " Come on out!" " Who the fuck are you?" " I don't want any trouble." " You coulda fucking fooled me." " Hey." "It's you." " Yeah." "It's me." " You're not with them?" " What?" " Those two you were fighting earlier." " Me fight?" " In front of my truck!" " The silver" "Chevy." " Yeah." " Yeah, you think I'm with Wilco?" "You think I'm with that fucking murderer?" "Murderer." "Murderer!" "He wishes he was fucking me!" "I enlisted!" "Korea!" "Purple heart, purple balls, purple fucking everything!" "No Vietnam bullshit draftee shit that that fucking piss-fuck slithered his fucking way fucking through." " You've got to help me." "They're after me." "He killed my friends." " He owns the streets." " Look, you have to help me!" " I don't need this aggravation." "They'll skin you alive just as soon as fucking looking at you." "I'll tell you what, son." "You hide." "'Til the sun comes up." " I don't have that long." " Until the sun comes up." "People come out when the sun shines." " Don't leave me." "Look." "I'll give you my truck." "You like my truck." "Yeah." "It's brand new." "Ac, power everything." "Only 1500 miles on it." " Silver Chevy." "Ac." "You got the title?" " Yes." " Had a 49 Ford." "Black." "Back in the day." "I don't even know what back in the day means!" "Had a real good time in that truck." "I'll get you outta here." " No!" "No!" " Wilco!" "Wilco over here!" "Over here!" "Wilco, over here!" "West on bay!" "West on bay, Wilco!" "West on bay, Wilco!" "West on bay!" "Over here, west on bay." "Wilco!" "He got chain!" " Hey marshal!" "Quarterback!" "I'm coming for you, quarterback!" "By god's own eyes," "I'm gonna kill ya dead!" "You hear me?" "Dead!" " Come on outta there, buddy!" "Alright, yeah." "You don't worry about it, we're gonna find you your mom." "She's gonna be around here in just a little bit alright." "We're just gonna sit you down right here okay?" "Alright, like that, now right there." "You want a piece of candy?" "Alright." "Here you go." "Dropping the kids off at the pool." " Come on home." " 10-4." " Hey!" "Help!" "Help!" "No way!" "No, no, no, no, no!" "Come back!" "No!" "No!" "Fuck!" "Mister!" "Why did he leave you?" " I got hit in the car!" " Do you know where you're going?" " Want you, want you, want to, want to get up." "Where's my mommom, where's my mommom?" " Sorry mister!" " Wilco, he's over here!" " Ma!" "Where are you momom?" "Mom, where are you?" " Wilco!" "Wilco, spade's down!" "Wilco!" "He got him!" "Wilco, spade's down!" " What happened?" " He got him." "That college kid." " Spade." "What?" "It's okay." "It's okay." "Yeah, yeah, I know, I know." "The ambulance is coming." "We'll get you to a hospital." "The ambulance is coming, right?" "You called the ambulance?" "He needs to see a doctor." "It's okay, buddy." " He's dead, Charlie." "He doesn't need a doctor." "He needs a box!" " No." "No he was just talking." "He was just talking to me." "He just needs an ambulance" " is he breathing?" "Is he alive?" " No, alright?" "He's not, alright?" " Because that punk bitch killed him!" "He killed him and pecker!" "You okay with that, Charlie?" " Should have never let it get this far, Wilco!" " You chicken shit little fuck!" "You're saying it's my fault?" "My fault for standing up for myself?" "For you, and every other sorry motherfucker that calls the sidewalk home?" "That punk and this city, is trying to sweep us all under!" "To take whatever little we have left, Charlie." "Put a Starbucks in every corner, so some hip puke can walk his dog where we laid our heads?" "They're gonna tear down the sixth street bridge any day now, Charlie." "Build a shopping mall." "Condos!" "Where are we gonna go then, Charlie?" "Open your eyes!" "We're the last of the fucking Mohicans!" "I'll give you the fucking..." " Take the money, take the money." " You okay?" " Who the hell are you?" " Come on, let's go." " I ain't going with you, get away!" "Get away!" " Fine, stay here and wait for this trash to wake up." "Just tell me where the police station is!" "I'm trying to help you." " Get away!" " Fine." " Get away!" " Fine." " Get away!" " Fine." " There he is!" " They're trying to kill me." "If you stay here, they're gonna kill you, too!" "Let's go, let's go!" " Get that motherfucker!" "Quarterback, we're comin' for you!" " Hurry up!" " Go get him, man!" "Don't let him get a way!" "Get that fuck!" " Hurry up." " Wait!" " Come on!" " The fuck!" " Oh my go!" " He's getting away, goddamnit!" "He's getting away!" "Hammer!" "Hammer!" " He's knocked out, he's hurt!" " Put him on the side here, c'mon." "Help me." " Oh god, oh my god!" " Come on Charlie, let's go after him!" " No." " Come on Charlie." " Our friend needs our help." " I gave you an order, Charlie!" "He's real close!" "Let's get him!" " I'm done, this is it." "I'm done, Wilco." " Let's get him man, come on!" "Let's get after him!" " No, I don't care anymore!" "Our friends are dead!" "These are people we sat with, we live with, we share our food with!" "Our family!" "How many of us have to die, huh?" " I understand that!" "But it's all our asses Charlie, if he gets away." " I don't care anymore Wilco." "I don't trust you no more." "This is it." "I'm done, I'm done." " Come here." "You're done when I say you're done, you yellow-belly coward!" " I'm done." "Hey Tommy, I'm going to go get you some help." " You're not going nowhere, you fucking gook bastard!" "You understand?" "You're not going nowhere, you hear me?" "Fucking gook motherfucker!" "Motherfucker, motherfucker!" "Motherfucker!" " Crazy!" "He's fucking crazy!" "He's killing him!" "?" "What're you doing?" "You killed that guy." "Why you kill him like that?" " Any of you got something to say?" "Huh, come on!" "I'm warning you, I'm warning you." "You see that pile of gut right there?" "That's what happens to traitors." "Deserters!" "Just keep it up and you're next!" "You stinking' wetback." "Come on!" "Get going!" "Start running!" " Okay, we will!" " Come on!" "Go!" "Come on, you fucking beaner!" " Which way?" " Are you kidding?" "None of those antiques work around here." "Welcome to the twenty-first century." "Pow." " Welcome to the eighteenth century." " Oh, fuck, it's gone." "Fuck." "I'll fucking kill them man, shit!" " Where are you going?" " Eddie." " Where's the police station?" " Oh, god." "Beats me, I don't know." " Wait a minute." " Woah, woah, woah, hey!" "Don't touch me." " Look lady, I'm just trying..." " my name's Mona, bum." " I'm not a bum." " Yeah?" "Well, you look like one." "You smell like one." "Sorry, you're a bum." " I'm not a bum." "My name is marshal Colter." "I'm a freshman at usc." " Oh, so you're a college bum." " These aren't my clothes!" "Look, those psychopaths murdered my friends, and now they're after me." " Oh, great!" "I wish I could help, okay?" "I've never been to the cop shop down there." "And I don't want to go." "Bye." " Well, then where's a hotel or a restaurant?" "Something with a sign of life?" "Anyplace I could find someone?" " Don't fucking yell at me." "There's a restaurant, no, there's a hotel." "You know, back where we lost your friends?" "Go there." " Buses?" " They stopped running hours ago." " Do you have a car?" " A Porsche?" "C'mon." " What about this Eddie guy?" " You don't got money?" "Eddie don't want you, and you don't got money, honey." " I just saved you." " Saved me?" "Worst they could've done is tore me up a little." "It's nothing new down there, man." "You just pissed those beaners off good, that's all." " You're a real piece of work." " Yeah, that's right." "You know what, I get fucked for a living." "That's how I can fucking live!" "That's how Eddie and I get by, and it works for us." "So don't you dare look down on us." "Now back off, bum." " I'm sorry." "Please." "Help me." " Fine." "Eddie can tell you where you can find the cops." " No." "Fuck, I gotta take a break." "I need to rest." "It's hard to breathe." " What now, my lovelies?" "You okay?" " Just give me a second." " All right." "Quit you're whining, up on your feet, let's go." " She can't breathe." " I don't give a fuck." "Suck it up, sweet cheeks, or I'll use your head for a fuckin' pinata." " Okay." " Now." "Who's the whore he was running with?" " Beats me." " Swallow?" " I think I know who she is." "I've seen her around." " Around where?" " By the old church." "Over on..." " Hey, hey, hey, okay relax." "Breathe, relax." "Slow." " Take a little nip of this." " Good." " I said a little, come here." "There's crystal meth in here, with Tequila." "You feel better?" " Yeah." " Good." "This Eddie, where's he crash?" " Over at the old church." "On fleet." "Near the graveyard." " Alright sugar tits." "On your feet, we're off to fleet." "Come on." " Hey." " C'mon." " I can't take his shit no more." " Well, I'm open to suggestions." " Well maybe we can just walk the other way." " Hey spic!" "What are you waiting for, come on, let's go." "Come on!" " I'm not a fucking Mexican." "For two years you've been calling me a beaner, border bandit, wetback, greaser, migger, roach, mexicant, taco jockey, field rat!" "I'm Argentine!" " Alright burrito breath, back off." "Get your brown taco ass moving, or I'll kill you and her right here and now." "Go on!" "Come on, go!" "Go!" " Motherfucker!" " Fuck you!" " Oh, yeah?" " This is it." "God, my shoes are killing me." " You live here?" " Not supposed to." "Closed down." "They were going to level it." "Dig those graves up?" "Tear a church down?" "Well, that was five years ago." "Who knows what happened with that." " Well, the economy, I guess." " I say the lord works in mysterious ways." "Eddie?" "Eddie?" "Eddie!" " Where is it?" " There was some trouble." " I don't care, where's the shit, baby?" " They robbed me, and they tried to rape me." " I don't fucking care." "Where's the shit?" "You weren't even gone for fucking hours." " I don't have it!" " What do you mean you don't have it?" " I was fucking robbed!" "Get it?" " It was my fault!" " He's okay, Eddie." " You brought, you brought..." " he helped me, he helped me, okay?" " I don't give a shit." "You bring a stinking bum in here?" "What the fuck are you thinking?" " Hey man, calm down!" " It's okay, he just needs a fix." " Tell me to calm down?" "Drop the fucking shovel." "Drop it." "Do you see the gun?" " Yes, okay, it's cool, man." "Look, Eddie, I just need you to show me where the police station is." " Police station?" "Did you bring a fucking narc in here?" "What the fuck are you fucking thinking, Mona?" "Ooh, look, that turns me on." "Oh yeah, really, here, want another one?" " I'll leave guys, alright?" " Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, no, no, no." "You ain't going anywhere." "Get back here." "Come over where I can see you, in the light." "Stop right there, right there." "You get back here, you stay right there." "Now what the fuck are you thinking?" " Just put the fucking gun down," "I'll go get some stuff from Dom." " That's what I just said." "So give me the fucking cash." " I don't have it!" "You don't have it?" " I don't have the cash, they fucking robbed me, that's why!" " Dirtbag, you have any cash from your bottles and cans?" " I got cash back in my dorm." " Your dorm." "Where might that be, Harvard?" " Usc." " Usc, you're a stitch, hobo." " Listen, I got nearly a grand back at my place." "You have a car, we can go get it..." " yeah, I have a car like you go to usc." " Call my roommate, he'll bring you the damn cash." " Oh, shut up, shut up." "You bring this fucking comedian in here?" " Look at his hand, he's got a gold ring." " Show me, show me that." " It's my father's, gold, you can have it." " Yeah, I know I can have it." "Yeah, help him, take that off" " not until you tell me where the police station is." " Fine, I'll tell you where the fucking police station is." "Help him take off the fucking ring!" " Just do what he says, just do what he says." "Just do what he says, sorry." "It's stuck." " Shit." " Come on, come on, come on, help him!" " I'm trying, I'm fuckin' trying, it's stuck!" "I got it." "Alright." "Alright, that's nice." " You got what you wanted." "Where's the police station?" "Where's the police station?" " Oh, it's two blocks down, it's on first street." " Get that puto!" " Eddie!" "Oh my god you sons of bitches!" "Motherfuckers!" "Yeah, take this you motherfucker!" " Pito, you motherfucking whore!" "I'm coming for you, black motherfucker!" "This thing ain't over yet, you hear me you fucking bum?" "Oh, I got you, motherfucker!" "You're fast, motherfucker!" "Not fast enough." "Hey, you scared?" "Yeah, you better be scared." "Know who I am?" "I'm the boogieman." "Come on out." "Come on out, puto." "Ooh, you smell that?" "I smell fear, fucker." "You scared?" "Hey, come on out, I'm not gonna hurt you." "Come on." "Eh, you're sloppy, homie." "Come on, I just want to show you something." "I want to show you something!" "Ow, motherfuck fucker!" " This is for Mona." "Piece of shit." "Oh shit!" "Fuck!" " Marshal!" "You've got a lot of grit, kid." " Don't you move, get down!" "Get down!" " Get down on the fucking ground, now." " Alright, don't shoot, man!" "Don't shoot, don't shoot!" " Don't you fucking move or I'll blow your fucking head off!" " I'm not moving, I'm not moving!" " I beat you, thank you, thank you." " Did you see that?" " Yeah, I saw it." "I saw it, I saw it." " Yeah." " Shut up!" " I saw him go for it." " Get the fuck outta here, go on!" " Alright." " Get out!" " You can't do this." "No." "Not like this." " He went for the gun, man." "4-17, shots fired." "Suspect down." "Appears to be a homeless transient." " Help." "My name is marshal Colter." "I'm a freshman at usc." " That fucker went for the gun." "You saw that, right?" " I saw." " He went for the gun, man!" "He went for the gun." " And the 18 year-old was supposed to start his first day of classes this morning at college." "Instead, his mother is planning his funeral." " Stop!" " Smooth operation you guys got going on." " Our friend tom there's busted up bad, how many of us have to die?" " You sons of bitches, take this motherfucker." " They tried to rape me." " I don't care about that, I can't kick about that," "I wanna get high." " Wilco." " He got Jean." " Oh man come on." " You want a piece of candy?" " Shoot that puto." " Shots fired, suspect down." " Iwo Jima." " I know what you've done here."

" Is he in his room?" " He's sleeping." "Let's not make any sound." "I thought we weren't making any sound." "Where are you?" "Where are you?" " I'm right here." " Oh, there you are." "He wouldn't listen to my free throw shooting advice." "You're the blind father giving basketball advice now?" " Yes." "Yes, I am." " Really?" "I used to be quite the all-star player, you know?" "I was!" "How's my favorite blind man doing?" "Still very much in the dark." "Now we're even." "Will you do the silly dance for me?" " No." " Please." " No." " Come on, please." " No way." " Come on." "You're really gonna make me do it?" "I'm not buying up." " Yeah." " Oh, fine." "I bet you look so good right now." "Oh, Bob told me a story today." "Honey, I have to get up early tomorrow." "Fine." "Okay." "I won't tell you." "It's a good story, though." "Okay, fine." "Let's hear it." "All right, so there's this man and he really wants to win the lottery." "So he prays to God." "Every night for 50 years." "Night, after night, after night, he prays." ""Please God, please, let me win the lottery."" "And finally, an angel goes to God, and he says..." ""God, why don't we let this guy win?"" " And you know what God says?" " What?" "God says, "I want to but he's never bought a lottery ticket."" " You see?" "It was a good story." " Yeah, it's all right." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Dear God, I'm thankful for everything I have." "I am deeply satisfied with my life and everything in it." "And I live for today, and I enjoy what I do." "I do not compare myself to others." " Dad?" " Yeah, son." " Is everything okay?" " Yeah." "Yeah, of course it is." "I was just getting some air." "Here, let's go back inside." "You have school tomorrow." "Come on." "Oh, my God." "Honey?" "What's wrong?" "I..." "I can see you." "I can see you." "How did this happen?" "How?" "How?" "How did this happen?" "How did this happen?" "How did this happen?" "I don't..." "I don't..." "How can a pituitary tumor just disappear overnight?" "It didn't disappear, it shrank." "It is rare, but not unheard of." "But the good news is it's normally pushing up against the optic chiasm." "Which is how he can see?" "We'll only keep him here for a few days." "We just wanna make sure there isn't cause for concern." "So, you need to admit him?" "Just for a few days." "Welcome home!" "They're brushing Joan out." "Oh, and I called your work, talked to Bob." "He's gonna talk to them." "And HR told you to take as much time as you need." "And they're fine with you not coming in until you feel up for it." "So..." "Here, let me get that." "I can do that." "Oh, I know." "I'm just gonna call work and tell them that I'm not feeling well." "Stay home." "I need to do something with my hair." "Now that you can see me." "I have no idea what to do now." "I'll go make us some lunch." "Okay?" "I'll..." "I'll be fine." "You know?" " I'll be fine." " Yeah, I know." "Here I am." " This is crazy." " I know." "Took me 30 minutes to find that place." " Does it hurt?" " No." "No." "No, not at all." " What did the doctor say?" " He... couldn't explain it." " So, it's a miracle?" " Well, you could say that." "Are you gonna tell me what happened to your face?" " Mom said not to tell you." " She... she saw this?" "She came at lunch." "They called her from school." "What happened?" "Got into a fight." "It's not a big deal." "Well, who gave it to ya?" " Don't worry about it." " Jonah..." " Mom said she'll take care of it." " Jonah, who gave it to you?" " You don't need to worry about it." " Who told you that?" "I just don't want you to expect too much and be disappointed." " Why would I be disappointed?" " It's a little sad-looking." "Come on." "What do you think?" "Do you believe this?" "Hang on." "Let me put my bag down." "Come on." "Well, say something." "What do you think?" " This is so strange." " I know." "I want to see the silly dance." "Okay." "Thank you." "We're gonna have a better life now." "We already do." "Not just my eyes." "Everything." "Even if it is just your eyes." "I'm gonna get that promotion." "We can go on vacation." "We can get a bigger house." "I like our house." "One with a big backyard." "Take you shopping." "Thank you for calling Millennium Realty." "How can I help you?" "They say the point is, in Africa, when the sun comes up you'd better be running." "Good afternoon, this is Rob Boucher from the Millennium Real Estate Corporation." "Is Ms. Nepoli at home, please?" "Oh, good." "I just want to make sure..." "Can you believe this?" "Really?" "When that guy was sitting at this desk, he didn't move a single house." "I've been here longer." "I've put many more houses on the board." "Why is he the boss?" "No, seriously." "A simple question." "When that guy was sitting here, he didn't do squat." " Okay?" " Bob." "Yeah?" "Hello?" "My name is James Harvey, I'm calling from Millennium Realty..." "How are you doing today, Mr. Dixon?" " Fine, Bob, how are you?" " You're doing a great job." " Thank you." " Really great." " You, too." " Thank you." " Am I gonna get my own room?" " Nope." "Hi." "We have a reservation." "Have any cream on my face?" "No, you're good." "Okay." " Can you hold this?" " Sure." "Comin'?" "Come on!" "It's beautiful." "What are you doing in there?" "Stop spending time in front of the mirror." "Hey." "I've never seen anything like this." "You don't vacation much." "I don't do much of anything." "It's one of those things that feels better than it looks." "I think I know what you mean." "I'm here with my wife and son." "I'm here with my husband." "I should probably go check on them upstairs." " Would you like to dance with me?" " Sure." "I'll drop you guys off at home and take the car and go grocery shopping." "Oh, man, I do not feel like going back to work." "I wish we could just stay there for the rest of our lives." "It would be nice, wouldn't it?" " Can I ask you something?" " What?" "Did Jonah ever get in fights before?" " What do you mean before?" " You know, this year." "He's 13." "They get into fights all the time." " I mean, serious fights." " Honey..." "Black eyes and stuff." "You never told me." "Never that bad." "No." "It is 8:04 a.m." "Excuse me." "Hello, my name is James Harvey, and I'm calling from..." "Good afternoon, this is Robert Boucher." "Mr. Abbott, I'm calling from Millennium Realty..." "I was just wondering if you might have seen a mailer from us." "Maybe we have to start with the market as a whole." " Hello." " Mr. Umberto it's James Harvey, Millennium Realty." "Yes, I wanted to call and let you know that in the next few months about a dozen houses in your neighborhood are gonna be foreclosed." "And once the bank forecloses those houses the overall property value for the block goes down." "Pretty soon what you had, what you have now..." " Split it between these." " ...isn't worth much." "So I'm calling you today with an offer." "It's not going to knock you off your feet, but it's fair." "It's fair, and it will help you find another place to live." "So let's start by doing this, can you write a number down?" "I'm gonna give you my personal number." "This is not a company extension." "I'm not calling you from India." "You can call me anytime." "I'll be with you through this process." "I'm your point man, I'm your guy." "Now, the only question that remains, Mr. Umberto, is do you have a pen?" "Thank you." " Thank you." " So..." "I went on a date last night." " Really?" "With who?" " Well..." " How'd you meet?" " You didn't tell us." "She was great, you know?" "She's... smart." "Attentive, thoughtful." " But on the heavy side." " That's great, Bob." " Bit on the heavy side?" "What's that mean?" " You think it's serious?" " I don't know." " Why not?" "We had a little argument." "You know, she said she'd rather be deaf than blind." "Bob, can't you sit with a woman for five minutes without bringing that one up?" " Do you ask her that?" " It's really about communicating, you know?" "I mean, think about... think about music." " The meal is important." " Oh, boy." "Hey." "Somebody gotta represent." "Now that you deserted us." " Who deserted who?" " Bob, I didn't desert you." "I'm still there." "Sure are." "Hear about your husband's new-found work ethic?" "He's the star of the office." "Really?" "How many deals did you make, Dad?" " Jonah!" " Not enough." "Come on, James." "Let's get a little competition goin'." "Yeah, come on, Dad." "How many?" "Dad?" " Come on." "You and me." " Dig into the pie." "It's gonna get cold." "About three." "Oh, come on, Dad." "You have to be specific." " How many?" " Where did you put the..." "Oh, never mind, I found it." " How many?" " Jonah, stop it." "Come on, I wanna know." "How many?" "How many deals you make?" "Can we not talk about work at the dinner table?" "Thank you!" "Who wants coffee or tea?" "Come eat your pie." " Come here." " What?" "Come here." "I want to show you something." "Come here." "Come here." "You see it?" " See?" " Yeah?" "I got the promotion." "I didn't want to say anything in front of him, he'll know Monday." " That's great." " You like it?" "What's the matter?" " You didn't tell me!" " Oh, I wanted it to be a surprise." " Aren't you happy?" " Yeah!" "Of course." "It's almost double." "Do they know you can't drive?" "I'm gonna learn." " I'm just worried you'll hurt yourself." " Sam." "No, we don't know anything." "What if you..." "lose it while you're driving?" "What do you want me to do?" "You want me to sit and wait?" "You should be happy." "I am happy." "Don't worry so much." "I'm just scared, you know?" "You don't wanna lose control." "That's not true." "Why would you say that?" "Everything okay in here?" "Yeah." "Bob, let me..." "let me drive you home." "Where do you get all this from?" "Where are we going?" "I didn't do anything!" " Mr. Harvey..." " You can't blame Jonah every time he and Billy Forley get in a fight, I will not stand for it." "You will not punish my son unjustly." "I have three other students who say your son started it." "Those are all Billy's friends." "Mr. Harvey, don't barge into my office and tell me how to run my school." "Fine." "I won't tell you how to run it but you don't punish my son when he isn't responsible for the problem." "That was awesome." "Come on, let's get out of here." " I have fifth period." " Come on." " Really?" " Yeah, let's go." "Now he's gone." "Move really slow." " Hey, there's one." "Is that one?" " Oh, yeah." "He's curled like half underneath the rock." " Where'd he go?" " Let's look up under here." " See any?" " No." " But there's a fish, though." " Where?" " There." "There he is." " Oh, yeah." "Maybe more up here?" "Maybe over there." "You know, you don't have to go back there if you don't want to." "We can send you someplace else." "You know, private school." " We can't afford it." " You let me worry about that." "Who wants to, anyway?" "You think there's no Billy Forleys at Woodland?" "At least the bullies there will be better dressed." "It's okay, Dad." "I'm gonna tough it out." "Oh, yeah?" "Oh, you wanna tough it out, do ya?" "Wanna tough it out?" "You wanna tough it out?" "Oh, yeah!" "Stop!" "25 funded at closing for the development of a 50-home residential neighborhood project in Montgomery County." "The first mortgage loan represents an underwritten loan to net sellout of approximately 68 percent." "And has been underwritten to generate an IRR of approximately five percent." "We're not pushing hard enough." "We can increase marketing spend." "We flyer every block." "We go door to door." "We... cold call." " We have a local office for each community." " But we've already been doing all of that." "We can do more." "The problem isn't getting to people." "People know we're out there." " But we know what the problem is." " The problem is trust." "People think we're a cold-blooded real estate company." "That's a good thing, right?" "I'm just telling you what I've been hearing for the past 7 years, working the phones." "We're no more cold-blooded than Franklin and Howard or any of the others." "That's right, and they're all struggling, too." "We need to reposition our brand." " Become the good guys." " I thought we are the good guys." "What are you suggesting?" "You want to start a charity?" "Would that be so bad?" " Listen, I hate having to..." " Oh, don't worry." "I'll take care of it." "What if they say no?" " Are you really asking me that?" " Okay, so I'll tell him to expect you." "Yeah, you do that." "And what does the golden boy want?" " Lunch." " Oh, I don't lunch." " Lunch with me?" " Why should I?" "I wanna talk about this." " This what?" " This challenge." "You wanna share ideas?" "I do." "Why?" "I... could use your help." "And why should I help you?" "I think you could use my perspective." "Look." "Golden boy, you just flipped a couple of houses, got yourself promoted." "Don't let it go to your head." "I don't see why we had to come here." "I wanted to take you out." "What's wrong with dancing?" "Sure, we'll go dancing." "Let me get the check." " No, no, no." "It's fine." " Sam." "What's wrong?" "I heard what you did at Jonah's school." "The kid needed a break." "Well..." "I called them and told them to give him detention." " You what?" " He can't cut class and..." "I gave him my permission." " You don't get to do that!" " Why not?" "Because you don't get to make the decision for both of us!" "Really?" "Because you never used to tell me when he got in trouble at school." "I didn't want to bother you with that." " Well, now I know." " What's that supposed to mean?" "Now I know." "I don't like this." " Let's go dancing." "No, let's go." " I don't want to." " Come on, Sam." " James..." "We'll start over." " Go ahead." " Everyone knows the market is bad." "The woman cleaning your house knows the market is bad." "People tell themselves, "I'd have to be an idiot to sell now."" "So, we establish a separate consulting entity." "We hold meetings in schools, community centers, churches." "We help people manage debt." "And we offer our own solution." "People will show up just because it's church." "Evening classes in family finance." "They'll come in droves." "What we offer..." "a comprehensive plan for solving debt." "Consolidating, making a family budget, paying off small debts first." "One of the solutions we'll be selling." "What do you think?" "I think he's got a point." "You know, that split that split-second where they're not sure if they're gonna sign on the dotted line or not." "I blew it." "I don't know." "I think my mind wandered a little bit." " How do you close?" " How do you close?" "You look the guy right in the eye." "And you say, "Are you willing to do this?"" " Hey, Dad." " Hey." "Hey." "What are you doin' up?" "Mom said you went to a party and didn't take her." "Go to bed." "How was it?" "Fine." "Have fun?" "You told Jonah I didn't want you to come but I..." "I did ask you." "Doesn't matter." "Can I ask you something?" "That first time we met." "At the dance at the community center." "What about it?" "Why me?" "Why did you why did you choose me?" "You looked unhappy." "I thought I could help." "Usually, when you ask someone to dance, it's because you're attracted to them." "Well, you looked miserable out there." "We're the sorry-looking group of blind people in the sorry-looking community center." "You pitied me." "No, I didn't." "You pitied me at the party for the blind." "You pitied me, and you took me on, like one of those kids at your school." " Project." " Stop it." "Pitiful sight." "I'll go dancing tomorrow because I promised." "But I'm never going there again." "If you leave, you can't come back." "You know that, right?" "Where are you taking me?" "Come on, I'll show you the water." "So..." "Yeah, of course, this is where you live." "I used to smell your perfume in the elevator." "Do you know that?" "Every morning." "People are looking for someone to tell them how to get out of debt." "They're starving for this stuff." "Yeah, but why here?" "Where else do people go in hard times?" "We really just want to help." "Bob will be leading these meetings." "Now primarily we want you to see us as a source of information." "And we want you to ask us any question at all." "Nothing is off bounds." "Absolutely nothing." "We also want you to know that we can refer you to financial services." "Just purely as a last resort, in case you want to have your house reevaluated." "I think that..." "I'm pretty sure there's a number on this pamphlet." "Now, I'd like to introduce a dear friend and partner in New Day Alliance James Harvey." " Good job, Bob." " Gee, thanks." "You want to step here." "You good?" "Thank you, Bob." "And thank you all for being here." "A man prays to God for 50 years." "The same prayer, every night." "God please let me win the lottery." "Every night, year after year, after year, after year." ""Please..." "God let me win the lottery."" "And finally an angel goes to God." "And he says, "God this man has been praying so long."" ""Why don't you let him win?"" "And you know what God says?" "God says, "I'd love to help him out."" ""Love to help him out."" ""But he's never bought a lottery ticket!"" "Now, I look into this crowd, and I see different faces." "I see old men and women." "I see young couples." "Single mothers." "Young men." "Whole families." "Why are you all here?" "Why are you all here?" "It's because of your addiction." "Your addiction to debt." "To the economy of debt." "To never picking up when that unlisted number flashes on your phone." "To waking up in the morning and dodging phone calls." "And red letters." "And finally to sitting at home in the dark so you can't get served." "So we go, and we pray." "And we cry." "And we feel sorry for ourselves." "And why?" "Why do we do that?" "It's because we don't have the guts to take action." "To get out of debt." "To sell that car." "To move to a smaller house." "To get that ticket." "We got debt because we can't get jobs." "So we come up with excuses." ""I can't get a job."" ""I make too little, the money is too low." "I can't move ahead." And maybe that's right." "Maybe you're stuck." "Maybe the money is low." "I mean, we all have these problems, right?" "We all have these problems." "Then, why do we feel it right to live beyond our means?" "Why should we live beyond our earnings?" "What sense does it make when we're stuck 15 years down the line shackled with debt?" "Debt hanging down our throats." "Does the bank care about your hard life?" " No." " No." "Do they care about your low income?" "No, they don't!" "No, they don't!" "So are you enjoying the promotion?" "I guess we can help these people out, you know?" "You know, if this keeps up, I can definitely get you another raise." "Maybe your own office?" " How's the new apartment?" " It's... it's great." "Hey, you should come by sometime." "What's it like?" "What?" "With her." "What's it like with her?" "Bob, I don't know if I want to..." "Come on." "What does she do?" "She do anything special for ya?" "Come on." "Tell me something." "She's good." " It's good." " Better be." "It better be good." "I've been over to see Sam." "Oh, yeah?" "How come?" "I'm her friend, too." "Right?" "I mean, she... she had it hard enough." "I know." "I know." " James, I'm not judging." "I'm not judging." " Oh, no, of course not." "No." "Like you wouldn't have done the same thing if you had the chance." "What chance?" "Oh, please." "I need..." "I need to spell it out?" "Yeah." "Yes, spell it out." "Spell it out in braille for me." "The chance to get what you want." "To finally go somewhere after years of misery." "I didn't realize that things were so bad, when you were like me." " I didn't mean that." " No?" "A lot of people have it a lot worse, you know?" "Bob, you were the one who would always complain." ""This guy got promoted, why not me?" "I've..." "I've been here forever."" " "I'm better at this than everybody else."" " I don't know if I would've been planning to leave my family." "That might not have been part of my plan, leaving the family." "That story you told me... the ticket." "I got a chance." "I reached out, and I got it." " You missed the point of the story." " Oh, am I?" "Yeah, yeah, you never got a ticket." "You had one handed to you." " You had a ticket handed to you." " So, you're asking, "Why not me"?" "Maybe I'm asking, "What did you do to deserve it?"" "You're jealous." " You are jealous." " And you're being an asshole." "I'm human." "Bob." "That's what it is." "Okay." "Got it." "In case you didn't hear that, I just paid." "How have you been feeling?" "Your performance doesn't go unnoticed." "The effort you're putting in." "The results." "Feels good to contribute." "I know what you want to hear." "That we're going to expand the program, someone will have to run it get a substantial promotion, find the right staff." "You'd be my first choice." "Thank you." "And this is probably the first order of business." "I found this on my windshield this morning." "Not something we wanna take lightly." "Not now." "I'll take care of it." " As quickly as you can?" " Sure." "We need to talk." " It's me." " I know." " Why are you doing this?" " Doin' what?" "Oh, come on, Bob!" "Why are you doing this to me?" "Not really about you, James." "It's all those people we're stepping on." "Don't pretend this is about the people." "You were making phone calls screwing people over well before any of this!" "Only difference is you sucked at it!" "No, this is about you and me and your inability to cope with where I'm going!" "That's right." "It's James against the world." "Have you always felt singled out like this?" "You are so jealous!" "You think I don't know how you feel about Sam?" "You should go to church more often, outside of office hours, James." "If I find one more of these things around the neighborhood, you will lose your job!" "Try and find a new job in this economy, Bob." "As a former blind man, I can tell you it's not easy." ""But he's never bought a lottery ticket."" "Now, I look into this crowd, and I see different faces." "I see old men and women." "I see young couples." "Single mothers." "I see young men." "Whole families!" "But why are you all here?" "Why are you all here?" "It's because of your addiction." "Your addiction to debt." "To the economy of debt." "To never picking up when that unlisted number flashes on your phone." "To waking up in the morning and dodging phone calls." "And red letters." "I mean, we all have these problems, right?" "Then, why do we feel it right to live beyond our means?" "Why should we live beyond our earnings?" "What sense does it make when we're stuck, 15 years down the line shackled with debt?" "Debt hanging down our throats." " Does the bank care about your hard life?" " No." "Do they care about your low income?" " No." " No." "They don't." "Excuse me." "Excuse me, sir." "How soon can I get the money, once I sell the house?" "Well, you'll get a check right away." " Cash?" " Well, you can cash that check." "Yeah." "Maybe you should think about it, you know?" "It's a big decision." "I realize that, I just..." "Is there, any way to move to the front of the line with this?" "Take my card, and I want you to think about it..." "more." "You promise?" "And if you're still sure give me a call." "Thank you so much." "How's Mom?" "She's fine." "She's... going crazy with the exercising." "She's like a complete gym freak now." "Yeah, she's always liked getting into new stuff." "Hey, Dad." "I think it's good, 'cause exercise creates endorphins." " I think that's really good for her." " Yeah." " She goes dancing, too." " Oh, yeah?" "At the SVI?" "Oh, who with?" "What's wrong?" "Oh, nothing." "I'm losing my novelty?" "No." "It's not that." "It's always that." "I think Jonah's got a girlfriend now." "And he says he doesn't want to stay here." " It's gonna take time." " I know." "My dad left when I was nine." "You get used to it." "I think my parents stayed together just 'cause I was going blind." "I used to hear my dad praying every night for my vision not to get any worse." "Is... is he still alive?" "No." "It was so important to him." "You know, I used to..." "lie about it." "I used to tell him I could still see things when I couldn't." "He took it way harder than I ever did." "She never let me be who I wanted." "Nobody's judging you." "Maybe God is." "God has better things to do." "You don't believe in God?" "Oh, when... things are bad." "When I need to believe, I believe." "That's not what belief is." "Well, then, I don't believe." "Hey!" " Hey." " What are you doing here?" "Just gonna give you the check." " You could've just mailed it." " You're running now?" " Yeah." " You look good." "Yeah." "Gotta stay in shape for all the handsome new men in my life." "Just came to see how you were doing." "Thanks for coming by." "You know, I'm a little worried about... about Jonah." " Why?" " I don't know, he seems different." "Any trouble?" " Troubles?" " Yeah." "It's called, you know, going through a skater phase." "It's a part of growing up." "Yeah." "The skater phase, I guess, I never... never saw that." "Yeah, that and the whole thing with his father moving out." "House looks nice." "I'm gonna... get showered up." "Head inside so..." "Can I come in?" "No." "Dad." "What's wrong?" "Hey, Jonah." "What are you doing here?" "I never noticed how this house glows at night." "You can see it from down the street." "Hey." "I..." "I have to get back inside." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Mom's at the dance." "...that night." "And I had to go the bathroom." " Maybe later, though." " Bob, Bob, James is here." " Just give us a minute, okay?" " Oh, God." "Tell me it's okay." "All right." "Thanks." "You know, I used to think I came here for you." "That's not true." "I came here for me." "Funny how everything works out in the end, don't you think?" "Me moving on and you showing up here." "Bob's a good dancer." "Don't worry, we're just dancing." "I wouldn't take your only friend." "You should bring her here sometime." "She might like it." "Can I have this dance?" "Well everything..." "looks normal." " That reporter called again." " What does she want?" " To speak to somebody in charge." " You shouldn't be taking those calls." "P.R." "You're not doing too good." "No." "Not now." "Not now." "Not now." "Not now." "Not now." "Please." "No." "No." "We're adding a $104 credit for the oil left in your heating." "That would be fine." "Here we are, then." "Here's the deed of sale, all filled out." "For the townhouse at the 207 property." "This looks right." "We just need you to sign here." "I am deeply satisfied with my life and everything in it." "I live for today, and I enjoy what I do." "I do not compare myself to others." "I'm thankful for everything I have." "I am deeply satisfied with my life and everything in it." "I live for today, and I enjoy what I do." "I do not compare myself to others." "When were you going to tell me?" "Do you think people won't notice?" "What are you going to do?" "Keep it a secret?" "Pretend you can see?" "I can take care of this." " I can help you." " I don't need your help." "Yes, you do." "I can fix this." "How?" " James, let me help you." " I don't need your help." "Thank you all for being here." "A man prays to God for 50 years." "...the same prayer, every night." ""God, please let me win the lottery."" "Every single night." "Year after year." ""Please, God let me win the lottery."" "And finally an angel goes to God, and he says..." ""God, this man has been praying so long." "Why don't you let him win?"" "And God says, "I'd love to help him, but he's never bought a lottery ticket."" "I look into this crowd, and I see different faces." "I see old men and women." "I see young couples." "I see whole families..." "Now, why are you all here?" "Why are you all here?" "I used to live like you." "I used to live like you." "I was saddled with debt." "And now..." " Waste of time." " And I'm not... anymore." "I talked to Dixon." "He can take your responsibilities." "Ease off the load." "I'm thankful for everything I have." "Deeply satisfied with my life and everything in it." "I live for today, and I enjoy what I do." "I do not compare myself to others." "I'm thankful for what I have." "I'm deeply satisfied with my life and everything in it." "I live for the moment." "I enjoy what I do." "I do not compare myself to others." "Oh, God, God, God." "God." "God, forgive... oh, God!" "Please, God." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Please, God!" "Please, God!" "Please... please." "Please, God." "I'm fucked!" "Oh, God!" "Please, God." "Please, God." "Please, God!" "Oh, God!" "Please, God." "Please, help me." "Please, God." "Please!" "Please." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Please, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, please." "Please, God." "Please, God." "Please, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Forgive me." "Forgive me." "Please, God, please!" "Please!" "Please!" "Please!" "Please!" "Please!" "Please!" "Oh, God!" "Oh, God!" "Please, God!" "Please!" "Please!" "Oh, God." "Oh, God!" "Bob!" "Bob, are you there?" "Bob, I know you're there." "Bob, please!" "Please open up, Bob!" "Bob?" "Bob?" "Bob, please." "Bob?" "Bob, please." "You have everything I want." "Everything I ever wanted." "And you messed it up!" "Bob?" "What, you think she's gonna take you back now?" "God!" "You're no good." "You think she deserves you?" "You know, she still protects you?" "She still understands you." "So won't you crawl on back to her." "Crawl on home." "Get the hell out of my house." "Get out!" "My God." " I'm sorry." " Are you okay?" " James?" " I'm sorry." " Do you need me to call a doctor?" " No, no." "No." "You smell so good." "You can't do this to me." "I can't take you back." "You know that."

" Morning." " Hi." "How was your date?" " Pretty good." " Oh, good." " Aah!" " My God." "Sorry about that." "Okay, really good." "I gotta go." "I'm late." "You're going to leave her with me?" "Don't worry, she's a terrific girl." "Can you do me a favor?" "Could you mention I'm not looking for a relationship?" "That'd be great." "What, are you kidding?" "Just casually slip it in, you know." "Lay the groundwork." "Tell her I'm a loner." "No, an outlaw." "She doesn't want to get mixed up with the likes of me." "That's a lot to remember." "Can't I tell her that you're a pig?" "I'm gonna call her later myself." "Honest." "Chandler used to do it." "He'd make her pancakes." "He'd make extras and leave them for me." "I'm not telling her anything." "It's not my responsibility." "Fine." "Now, where did we land on those pancakes?" " Hi." " Hi." "Sorry, but I couldn't get that lock to work." "Yeah, Joey kind of disabled it when I moved in." " You must be Rachel." "I'm Erin." " Hi." "I don't mean this to sound like high school, but did he talk about me?" "Would you like some pancakes?" "CHANDLER:" "Come on." "Why are we here?" "ROSS:" "Okay, okay, take a guess." "The hot chicks?" "Okay, okay, I was typing names into the library computer earlier you know, for fun." "And I typed mine in, and guess what came up?" "My doctoral dissertation." "It's right down here in the biggest library in the university." "Wow, that's actually pretty cool." "There's also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina." "[MAN WOMAN MOANING]" "What is that?" "Sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey decimal system." "[GASPS]" "WOMAN:" "We're so sorry." "You didn't bring me here to do that, did you?" "She sent the chicken back again?" "She said it's too dry and wants to explain to you how she wants it." "I'd like to meet this chicken expert." "Send the colonel in." "Oh, my God!" "Lucky bastard." " Janice." " How are you Ms. Hotshot-Chef-at-the-Big-Fancy- Restaurant-With-the-Best-Chicken-Ever?" "I'm fine." "Oh, what is that on your finger?" "I'm blind." "Oh, uh..." "So who's the lucky guy?" "Oh, my God." "I am so sorry, sweetie." "Are you okay?" "You didn't tell her we're engaged?" " She saw the ring." " Did she freak out?" "She was shocked, but then again, so were most people." "Eh." "She actually has a boyfriend herself." "Name's Clark." "She also invited herself to our wedding." "Clark too." "You said no, right?" "Huh?" "You said no, right?" "She cornered me." "She asked me if the wedding was in town." " What was I supposed to do?" " Lie." "How hard is that?" ""Your check's in the mail."" ""Oh, your baby's so cute."" ""I can't wait to read your book, Ross."" "So she comes to the wedding." "Maybe it won't be so bad." "Think she'll sit quietly?" "Think she'll want to make a toast?" "You don't think she'll want to sing "Part-Time Lover"?" "Oh, my God." "She's not gonna like the chicken either, is she?" "You know what?" "It'll be okay." "She's probably not gonna even want to come." " Really?" " No, that was a lie." "See how easy that was?" "So you would have just lied?" "Yes." " It would have really been that easy?" " Yes." "Do it Saturday." "We're having dinner with her and Clark." "[MIMICS JANICE'S LAUGH]" "Hey, what's up?" " Hey." " Hey." "Hey, who's your friend?" "Hey!" " Hey, Joey." "JOEY:" "Erin." "You're still here." "We ended up spending the day together and had such a great time." "Why wouldn't you?" "Erin is great." "And then there's you guys." "Well, listen, I better get going." " Today was great." "Thanks." "RACHEL:" "I know." "Okay." "And Joey, last night was fun." "Yeah." "I'll call you." " I'll call you too." " Or I'll call you." " And call me." "ERIN:" "Okay." " Good to see you again." " Bye." "JOEY:" "Bye-bye." "RACHEL:" "Bye." "The system kind of broke down, huh?" "Joey, I'm sorry." "I just couldn't tell her all those things." "And we got to talking, and I..." "We want you to marry her." "What?" "She is so amazing." "You have no idea." "Who do you think brought her here?" "Cupid." "She's so cool." "She speaks four languages." "Man, do you know what guys want." "Come on, she's so perfect for you." "She's sweet." "She likes baseball." "She had two beers at lunch." "My beers?" "!" "Look, she's a very nice girl." "We had a very good time, but I don't see it going anywhere." "You always say that." "Maybe if you gave her a chance, it would go somewhere." "I'm sorry, you guys." "I just don't think so." " Whatever." " Fine." "Hey, don't start judging me." "You're in love with your assistant." "You're sleeping with the guy who keeps pigeons on the roof." "Phoebe!" "Secret affair." "People are doing it in front of my book." "I'm sorry?" "My doctoral dissertation is in the library at school." "I went to see it." "And there were students making babies right in the paleontology section." "Oh, my God." "Did you get to see anything good?" "At your school was there a place on campus where students went to fool around?" "Yeah, there was." "In the corner of the library where all the books were that nobody ever read." "Yes, there was." "Great, because people kept showing up." "I think it's like a thing." "Hold on a second." "Fifth floor, against that back wall?" "Oh, for crying out loud!" " So we should go catch our movie." " What's the rush?" "I'd like to see the previews." "The candy." " Oh, hey." "RACHEL:" "Well, look who's here." " Hey, Joey." " Hey, Erin." " Hey, Rachel." " Hi." "We were about to take off and see a movie." " Oh, no!" " What's wrong?" "Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to." "Oh, no." "What party?" "A birthday party." "Whose birthday party?" "Alison's birthday party." "Oh." "And how old is Alison?" "Thirty-two." "[MUMBLES]" "Wait a minute." "Why don't you guys do something?" "Look how that worked out." "Excuse me." "Hi, I'm a professor here." "Do you know the paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?" "Well, yes." "Just give me five minutes." "I just have to find someone to cover my shift." "No, no, no." "Can I speak to someone in charge?" "How can I help?" "Hi, I was wondering, is it possible to increase security in the paleontology section?" "I wrote a book that's up there." "And instead of reading it, people are..." "Well, they're rolling around in front of it." "We are aware of the problem you're referring to." "As far as increasing security, I'm afraid the library's understaffed." "I can't help you." "Well, fine." "If I'm the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, then I'll go defend it myself." "Don't you follow me." " Hey." "PHOEBE RACHEL:" "Hey." " How did it go with Erin?" " Unbelievable." "We had the best time." "Yay!" " So you're not mad anymore?" " No, no." "You guys were totally right." "This was much better than the first date." "It was awkward." "We were both nervous." " Didn't you sleep together?" " Yeah, that calms me down." "And we have so much in common." "She loves sandwiches, sports." "Although she is a Met fan." "Not an issue now, but if we had kids..." "Oh, my God!" "Listen to you talking about having kids." "Oh, my Joey." " Please don't get married before I do." " Oh." "Oh!" "I just cannot believe that Clark stood me up." "He may still show up." "What are you, stupid?" " It's been three hours." " Is that all?" "Let's go on to happier things." "Why don't you tell me about your lovely wedding?" "There was something that we wanted to tell you about the wedding." "It's going to be a small ceremony." "Tiny." "We're not even sure why we're having it." "It's actually going to be just family." "Oh, wait." "You two think of me as family?" "I have to ask you something now, and be honest." "Do you want me to sing "Careless Whisper" or "Lady in Red"?" "How can you say that?" "The Mets have no closer." " What about Benitez?" " What about game one of the Series?" " What about shut up?" " You shut up." "I love arguing with her." " Be right back." " Okay." "How's it going with Joey?" "Oh, okay." "Okay?" "Tell me that you like him, please." "I mean, tell me that you like him." "He's a really great guy, and I know you really want this to work out but I just don't see this having a future." "What?" "But you said that you liked him." "What happened?" "Did you just change your mind?" " Kind of." " Then change it back!" "I'm sorry." "It's just there's no real spark." "Didn't you sleep together?" "Yeah." "Tramp." "Does Joey have any idea?" "I don't think he does." "You know what?" "Maybe you could tell him I'm not interested in a serious relationship." "You mean, like, that you're kind of a loner?" "Yeah, that'd be great." " And maybe that you're a real stronzo." " I'm sorry?" "I guess Italian isn't one of the four languages you speak." " Hey." "Want to go?" " Yeah, let's go." " Okay." "See you guys later." " Bye, guys." "Hey, thank you so much." "Wow." "I guess it wasn't Cupid that brought her here." "No, just a regular old flying dwarf." "Yes, yes." "How can I help you?" "We were just looking around." "Oh, you're fellow scholars." "What exactly were you looking for?" "Perhaps..." "Perhaps Dr. Chester Stock's musings on the Smilodon californicus?" " Uh..." " Uh!" "Uh!" "Get out of here!" "Meeting someone?" "Or are you just here to brush up on Merriam's views on evolution?" "Actually, I find Merriam's views far too progressionist." "I find Merriam's views far too progressionist." "I'm sorry." "Who are you?" "I'm a professor here." "Ross Geller." "Ross Geller?" "Why do I know that name?" "It's a..." "Wait." "Did you write this?" "Yes." "You're the person who checked out my book?" "You know, you look nothing like I would have thought." "You're so young." "Well, I skipped fourth grade." "I am very, very sorry." " Hey." "PHOEBE:" "Hey." "Hi." " So how was your date?" " Great." "We walked around the Village." "We went to this ice cream place." "Split a milk shake." "Seventy-thirty, but still." "I'm thinking of taking her upstate to one of those bed-and-breakfasts." "Really?" "She said she wants to go?" "No, it's a surprise." "It's gonna be tricky, because she's busy at work." " Oh." " Oh." "Joey, look, honey, we need to talk, okay?" "Um..." "I got the feeling from her that she's not looking for a serious relationship." " Where are you getting this?" " She told me." "She said she's kind of a loner." "Oh." " Joey..." " Hey, Rach, it's cool, you know." "I'm a loner too, right?" "Hey, Joey." "You know what?" "You are way too good for her." "I promise, next time I will tell them you're not looking for a relationship." "No." "No, don't do that." "Just..." " Next time, make sure she likes me." " Well, that too." "Joey?" "JOEY:" "Yeah?" " Do you want some pancakes?" " Finally." "What are we gonna do?" "I say we go with "Careless Whisper."" "[KNOCKING]" "Chandler?" "Did she see us yet?" "Did she see us?" "Janice, what are you doing here?" "I thought I was gonna go back to my apartment but I just felt like I really couldn't be alone tonight." "I was just wondering if I could maybe stay here with you." "Just I really feel like I need to be with family." "Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice, aren't they?" "Please." "Because otherwise, I really don't know what I might do." "Aren't you just a teensy bit curious?" "[CRIES]" " You have any tissues?" " Yeah, in the bathroom." "We'll just let her stay." "No." "If we let her stay, she will stay forever." " Kind of like your Barcalounger." " Is that what you're thinking about?" "I never stop thinking about it." "Hey, you guys?" "Do either one of you want to get in there before I take my bath?" "Janice, I'm sorry but you can't stay here tonight." "Why not?" "Honestly?" "Our apartment is a hotbed for electromagnetic activity." "Monica and I have been immunized, but sadly you have not." "[LAUGHS]" "I'm gonna need a comforter." "Do you have a hypoallergenic one?" "Because otherwise I get very nasal." "[JANICE GRUNTS]" "Do you have a cat?" "Because it's already happening." "Eh." "Do you hear that?" "Listen." "[GRUNTS]" "[MIMICS JANICE'S GRUNT]" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "You have to go." "Why?" "Because Chandler still has feelings for you." "He does?" "Say again?" "That's right." "That's right." "And that is why you can't stay here tonight." "And probably why you shouldn't come to the wedding." "Feelings." "Such strong feelings." "I mean, I realize that his feelings may never completely go away but you can." "Oh, my God." "I understand." "I am so sorry." "I'll go." "Goodbye, Monica." "I wish you a lifetime of happiness with him." "Chandler." "You call me when this goes in the pooper." "I've got this section covered." "Yeah, in fact, I've got this baby to shine in people's eyes." "Okay, see you later." "I just wanted to show Monica your book." "[English" " US" " SDH]"

"[music playing]" "♪ Everybody is wondering ♪" "♪ What and where they all came from ♪" "♪ Everybody is worrying about where they're gonna go ♪" "♪ When the whole thing's done ♪" "♪ But no one knows for certain ♪" "♪ And so it's all the same to me ♪" "♪ Think I'll just let the mystery be ♪" "♪ Some say once gone, you're gone forever ♪" "♪ And some say you're gonna come back ♪" "♪ Some say you rest in the arms of the Savior ♪" "♪ If in sinful ways you lack ♪" "♪ Some say that they're coming back in a garden ♪" "♪ Bunch of carrots and little sweet peas ♪" "♪ Think I'll just let the mystery be ♪" "♪ Everybody is wondering ♪" "♪ What and where they all came from ♪" "♪ Everybody is worrying about where they're gonna go ♪" "♪ When the whole thing's done ♪" "♪ But no one knows for certain ♪" "♪ So it's all the same to me ♪" "♪ Think I'll just let the mystery be ♪" "♪ Think I'll just let the mystery be ♪" "[music playing]" "♪ You don't wanna, yeah... ♪" " [horn honks] - [music blaring]" " [people chatting] - [horn honks]" "Thank you so much for having us." "Well, thank you for stopping by." "I'm looking forward to getting to know you better, Kevin." "Yeah, me, too." "Bye." "Hey." "Are you the new neighbors?" "Uh-huh." "Welcome to Miracle." "Thanks." "Don't open it till I'm gone, okay?" "Why not?" "Because it's the greatest present you ever got and I don't want you to make a scene." "[John laughs]" "Happy birthday, Daddy." " Back by 11:00." " Yeah." "[laughs] [laughing]" "Bye, sweetheart." "Evie:" "Bye." "Seat belt." "[laughing]" "♪ Tell them haters stop all the noise that they makin' ♪" "♪ Make me lay 'em down, after that, it's no waking ♪" "♪ Don't make me pop off, you don't wanna pop off ♪" "♪ You don't wanna end up the one getting knocked off ♪" "♪ Tell them haters stop all the noise that they making ♪" "♪ Make me lay 'em down up, after that, it's no waking ♪" "♪ Don't make me ♪" "♪ P-O-P O-double-F ♪" "♪ When them things ring, your boy never stress ♪" "♪ Beretta, yes, keep it with me-- ♪ [music turns off]" "[sniffles]" "[marker scratching]" "_" "[crickets chirping] [car approaching]" " [music blaring] - ♪ Blow a kiss, fire a gun ♪" "♪ We'll need someone to lean on... ♪" "[rumbling]" "[coughing]" "Holy shit." "How long?" "Were you dead?" "Eight hours." "Is she still with you?" "Patti?" "No." "She's gone." "Then it worked." "Did you bury me?" "My grandfather told me to." "He's gone, too." "I'm sorry." "Where you went... did he help you?" "Yeah." "He helped me a lot." "What was it like?" "It was like a-- a hotel." "A hotel?" "Yeah." "Did you see my sister there?" "No." "I saw her somewhere else." "I've got to talk to your father." "Erika:" "How long you been up?" "A while." "No coffee in the coffeepot." "What are you drinking?" "[sniffs]" "You going to church?" "[scoffs]" "Now why would I do that?" "It's October 14th." "We go to remember." "I don't want to remember." "John, open it." "Open it or I will." "It's my birthday present and I'll open it when I'm ready." "Wait!" "[paper ripping]" "What-- what is it?" "[chuckles]" "She found it." "No, she didn't." "What?" "The night she disappeared, I was here when you and Michael went to find her." "Chirped the whole time." "She must have caught another one and put it in the box." "And why would she do that?" "Because you wouldn't let it go." "Fuck you, Erika." "[knocking on door]" "John." "What happened?" "The print on the car that Evie disappeared from..." "Yeah?" "You know how we told you you'd waste your time trying to match it with folks in town?" "You weren't." "[pounding]" "Hi." "Uh, hey." "Who are you?" "I'm Laurie." "Garvey." "Who are you?" "I'm John." "I live next door." "Is Kevin home?" "Uh, no, he's" " What's going on?" " Oh, hey, Jill." " I'm looking for your dad." " Why?" "What's happening?" "I just need to talk to him." "You know where he is?" "No, but I'm sure he'll be back." "John:" "Are you?" "What?" "Sure he'll come back." "Oh, he's definitely coming back." "Print matched?" "Indeed it did." "You want to talk, we should go inside." "No, we probably should talk somewhere neutral." " Okay." " Yeah, we'll give you a ride." "Everything's okay." "Stay here." "Everything's fine." "What are you doing with him?" "Just listen to what he has to say." "I'll be all right." "Stay here." "[engine starts]" "Where have you been?" "Your dad's." "I thought I told you not to go over there anymore." "I won't." "You going to church?" "Go inside and get changed." "Jill." "You're gonna have to talk to me eventually." "What did you just say?" "I said you're gonna have to talk to me." " I have to talk to you?" " I know." "I know I deserve that and I know that you're angry." "No!" "You don't know shit." "I know that your father's not doing very well right now." "He's got-- he's got some serious problems, Jill, and I'm sure you know that, too." "I came back here looking for your brother, okay?" "And your father asked me to stay." "He asked for my help." "I'm not asking for anything." "Jill, this is your house and if you want me to, I will leave." "I will leave right now." "He said that we should stay." "[sighs]" "[Lily crying]" " [thumps]" " Oh, sorry." "Okay." "All right." "Okay, sit tight." "I'm gonna find that feeding tube and we'll get out of here, okay?" "Bingo!" "Right where Matt said it was." "I'm just gonna change her real quick, okay?" "Okay." "Okay." "How about some music?" "You want some music?" "Let's try this." "Okay." " [music playing] - [crying louder]" "I know." "I don't like that, either." "♪ For the sunshiny sky... ♪" " Oh, that's better." " Caller:" "She's staying at her sister's." " That's better." " She's not coming back." "October, it's always, you know, hard for her." "I can't believe it's been four years." "Radio host:" "Did you lose someone?" "Caller:" "Our little girl, Emily." "Radio host:" "How old was she?" "Caller: 14 months." "She was talking real sentences." "Before any of our friends' kids." "I bragged about it." "Radio host:" "Well, that's what proud fathers do." "Can I ask what happened?" "Why your wife left?" "Caller:" "I want to have another baby." "Radio host:" "And your wife?" "Caller:" "She says it would hurt too much." "Now, I told her we could start over." "It's a new life." "It'll help us, you know, forget." "Radio host:" "You know what, Andy?" "I'm gonna have to side with your wife on this one." "She's not ready." "That thing inside all of us, that mechanism that allows us to love, your wife's, it's broken." "And a new baby's not going to fix that." "But you know what can?" "Jesus." "After all, he was the original Departure, right?" "Fix that, Jesus." "Yeah, it's okay." "[rumbling] [crying]" "[rumbling stops] [crying]" "Shh, shh, shh." "Nora." "What are you doing here?" "Where's Matt?" "[laughs]" "Oh, my God." "Hi." "Hi." "Matt." "Is this real?" "This is real?" "It's real." "Oh, God!" "Oh, thank God." "[laughing]" "Oh!" "Are you all right?" "I'm a little confused, but okay." "You have to take her back right now." " What?" " Mary, listen." "You can't be out here." "It's not-- you have to go back to town right now." "Okay, let's go, then." "No, I can't." "You have to take her back right now." "It's not safe out here." "The baby." "The what?" " You didn't tell her?" " Nora:" "I thought you would want to." "I'm pregnant?" "[both laugh]" "Now, Mary, do you remember the night you woke up, we, um" " Had sex?" " Yes." "Of course I remember." "Well, you waking up, that happened." "This baby happened because you were across that bridge in that town." "Now, I'll get there soon enough, but you've got to go now." "Tell you what" " I'm gonna feed Lily and I'll come back in 10 minutes." " Hey, Nora-- - 10 minutes, Matt." "And then I'll take her back in, I promise." " Okay, thank you." " You're very welcome." "Hey, where'd you steal her from?" "That's not your baby." "That's not your baby." "That's not her baby." "_" "Meg:" "You know her?" "She's your dad's girlfriend, right?" "She sprayed me with a hose once." "I liked her." "Are you scared for them?" "For your family?" "There is no family." "Where'd you hear that?" "I thought that's the point." "No, Tom." "That's not the point at all." "Family is everything." "Here we go." "Sorry, ma'am." "Park's closed today." "Really?" "Why?" "It's October 14th." "It's the anniversary of the Departure." "It's a time for the townfolks to be with themselves, reflect." "Reflect on what?" "I'm sorry?" "Well, nothing happened here to the townsfolk." "It's kind of like a temple closing down on Christmas." "Not really your holiday, don't you think?" "I'm sorry, ma'am, but unless you have a wristband or a dispensation form, I'm gonna have to ask you to turn around." "I have 35 pounds of plastic explosive." "Will that work?" "What?" "Ranger:" "Whoa!" "Stop!" "Someone" " Hey!" "Ranger:" "We have a runner on the bridge." " We have a runner on the bridge." " Ranger #2:" "Go, let's go!" "Let's go!" "[crowd murmuring] [keys jingle]" "Stop!" "Get down on the ground now!" "I said get down!" "Get on the ground now!" "Get in there, cuff her." "We got an unauthorized vehicle on the bridge." "Possible code blue." "I repeat, possible code blue." " [door opens] - [dogs barking]" "Which one is yours?" "What?" "Well, they took your dog when you got here, right?" "Which one is he?" "I know we're not here to talk about my dog, John." "No, that's exactly why we're here, Kevin." "You tell me where my daughter is and I'll let you take your dog home." "I don't know where your daughter is, but I know she didn't depart." "No?" "Well, what did she do?" "She staged it." "She and her friends, to make it look like" "And you know this how?" "I saw her do it." "You saw her do it and you waited all this time to tell me?" "I didn't remember until this morning." "What sparked it, this memory?" "What do you want me to tell you, John?" "I want you to tell me the truth." "What made you remember?" "I died." "I had a-- a problem." "Michael took me to his grandfather's." "He said he could help." "He gave me, like, a" "My son took you to meet his grandfather?" "Yeah, Virgil." "He helped me." "No, Michael wouldn't do that." "Listen, man, he did." "I swear, man, he did." "Prove it." "The old man told me what he did to you." "I'm so sorry." "I'm sorry." "No one should ever" "Man, shut the fuck up." "That's a lie." "He didn't do nothing to me." "You don't know shit." "All right, now-- look, let's stay focused, man, because, see, I want to make sure I get this." "Yeah." "You saw my daughter pretend to disappear and the only reason you remember that today is because you came back from the dead?" "I know you don't think it can happen here, John, but it did." "You're right, Kevin." "That can't happen here." "But I need you to explain me this." "Evie loved her mother." "She loved her brother." "And she loved me." "So why in God's name would she do this to us?" "I don't know." "Okay, well, take a fucking guess." "Maybe she didn't." "What?" "Love you." "Who knows what goes through people's heads?" " You know, your daughter-- - [gunshot] [dogs barking]" " [vehicle approaches]" " Ranger:" "Hey!" " What's going on?" " John, it's Evie." "Follow us." "[vehicle departs]" " What?" " [siren wailing] [music playing]" "[no audible dialogue]" " Evie!" " John, you gotta get back." "No, you have got to let me through." "We can't." "There's a bomb in the trailer." " What?" " Buddy, you gotta go back." "John, you gotta get back." "The trailer is rigged with explosives." "Why-- why would anybody do" " Evie!" "What happened?" "Can I borrow those?" "It's the three girls." "What three girls?" "The ones who departed." "_" "[Lily crying]" "No, no, no, no." "We won't be able to get back in." "They're gonna blow up the bridge!" " There's a bomb!" " [buzzer sounds] [cheering]" "[crowd chanting] Blow it up!" "Blow it up!" "Blow it up!" "Blow it up!" "Blow it up!" "Blow it up!" "Blow it up!" "[chanting continues]" "Choir: ♪ Our hearts were pure, we knew for sure ♪" "♪ A miracle ♪" "♪ That God had spared our town ♪ [applause, cheering]" "[taps echo]" "October 14th." "Four years ago." "Everywhere else in the world, they knew something had happened." "Yeah." "Massey:" "But we didn't." "No." "Not until the phones started ringing." "Till we turned on our televisions." "And we ran out onto the streets." "Found each other." "Woman:" "Yes, we did." "Massey:" "And everyone asked the same question-- is everyone okay?" "Is everyone still here?" "Congregation:" "Yes." " Massey:" "And we were." " Congregation:" "Amen." "Massey:" "We were still here." "Congregation:" "Amen." "Massey:" "We were-- [people whispering]" "[whispering]" "Michael has asked to say a few words." "My mom tells a story." "A lot of you have probably heard it." "She says that there was water trickling down the stairs in our house." "And when she followed it up, she saw that it was coming from the bathroom." "[light laughter]" "She opened the door and she swears a wave just washed past her." "[laughter]" "And there were me and Evie, five years old and an overflowing tub." "My mom says she asked Evie why she did it." "And my sister said, "I just wanted to see what would happen."" "[laughter]" "That's the story that you always tell and everyone laughs, even me and Evie." "She laughed to protect you, Mom, because it's not the truth." "I'm the one who turned the water on." "I turned it on all the way because Evie was crying so loud and she didn't want you to hear." "She was crying because we didn't know why our father was gone." "Or why he did what he did." "But she was crying so loud." "So I turned the water on and I drowned her out." "Until she could pretend she was okay." "Nobody disappeared from here on October 14th four years ago." "But they did before." "And after." "We are the 9,261." "We are not spared." "[doors open]" "[music playing]" "[no audible dialogue]" "[people murmuring]" "Woman:" "That's not your baby." "That's not your baby." " She doesn't belong to you." " Shut the fuck up!" " [fusses]" " It's okay." "It's okay." "That clock, what is that?" "What's inside here?" "Y'all just gonna blow yourselves up?" "Man:" "Whoo!" "[chattering]" "Ranger:" "Y'all need to move back now." "Ranger #2:" "Everybody move back." " Back up." "Ma'am, back up, please." " Dad." "Ranger:" "Sir, I want you to step back." " Ranger #2:" "Back up." " Ranger:" "Step back." " Back up." " Erika!" "Everybody, back up." "Get off the bridge!" "Erika!" "Are you just gonna blow yourself up?" "'Cause if that's what it is," "I'm not leaving this bridge, Evangeline." "I'm not." "You're just gonna have to blow me up, too." "Get out of my way!" "It's empty!" "[faintly] It's empty!" "It's empty!" "It's empty!" "[buzzer sounds]" "Man:" "Oh, Lord!" "Nothing." "It's zero." "[people shouting]" "Okay, rangers, hold that gate." "Get away from the fence." "Everybody, back off." "Hold the fence." "Hold the" " Back off!" " Back off!" " Everyone, back off!" " Pull back!" " Right there." " Pull back!" "There's too many of them." "Let them go." "Let them go!" "Why are you doing this?" "I don't understand." "[marker scratching]" "_" "We need to go now." "Okay, my car's over there." "We can pack" " No, we're going in." " Matt." "Mary, I need you to trust me." "We need to get you and the baby back in." "Now is our chance." "Do you trust me?" " Yes." " Okay, let's go." " Matt, wait." " [Lily crying]" "Wait!" "She's not yours." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" " Man:" "Hurry up, hurry up." " Man #2:" "Hurry up." "[Lily crying]" "Nora." "[crying]" "It's okay." "You're safe." "Okay." "Hey." "It's okay." "You're okay." "Yeah, I know." "I know." "I know." "I know." "I know." "[water dripping]" "[gasping, coughing]" "[gasping]" "Motherfucker." "Motherfucker!" "[static hissing]" "Dad?" "Dad?" "Can you hear me?" "I'm not fucking doing this again." "Where are you?" "Fuck!" "[phone ringing]" " Hello?" " Man:" "Mr. Garvey?" "Yeah?" "We're aware this isn't your jurisdiction." "You're a police officer, right?" "Uh, that's right." "Something terrible is happening in the lobby bar." "Another officer, he's being attacked." "I think they're gonna kill him." "I'll be right there." "Man:" "Yeah." " [applause]" " Thank you, thank you." " Thank you very much." "You're all lovely people." "Who's next?" "Who wants to sing a song?" "Who wants to spin the wheel?" "An officer of the law." "Will you regale us with a tune, Officer?" " No." " Woman:" "I will." "I want to." "All right, darling." "Come on up." " [applause]" " The stage is yours." "[music playing]" "♪ Just call me angel ♪" "♪ Of the morning, angel ♪" "♪ Just touch my cheek... ♪" "What is this?" "Sorry, do I know you, mate?" "Of course you fucking know me." "We met on the bridge." "You tied a noose around my neck." "Oh, sure." "I remember." "The uniform threw me off." " Did you call me?" " Call you?" "I got a call." "There was a cop getting attacked down here." "Huh." "Only cop I see around here is you, Officer." "Suppose this crowd could turn on anyone if they can't sing for shit." "Just tell me what I need to do to get back." "Why do you want to go back?" "Because I have a family." "Because I love them and I" "Yes, you love your family." "It's not your time." "[chuckles] Still got so much to live for." "Oh, come on, be original, mate." "Why should you go back and the rest of us" "Because I deserve to." "You deserve to?" "[chuckles]" "Yes." "Now tell me how." "I already did." "Excuse me?" "If you want to get out of here, all you have to do is sing." "I don't believe you." "Why not?" "Because it's stupid." "Ah, the trial, it's beneath you." "It's not elegant enough." "Too easy." "You pushed a little girl into a well." "You don't want to sing?" "♪ Darling ♪ [applause]" "Who's next?" "Anybody?" "You're right." "Don't do it." "It's stupid." "How about you, Officer?" "You want a turn?" "[chuckles]" "Give it a whirl." "Oh, that's a great one." "Okay, the words are gonna come up right there." "[feedback whining]" "Will you start it?" "[music playing]" "♪ I'm sitting in the railway station ♪" "♪ Got a ticket to my destination ♪" "♪ Mm-hmm, mm-mm ♪" "♪ On a tour of one-night stands ♪" "♪ My suitcase and guitar in hand ♪" "♪ And every stop is neatly planned ♪" "♪ For a poet and a one-man band ♪" "♪ Homeward bound ♪" "♪ I wish I was homeward bound ♪" "♪ Home, where my thought's escaping ♪" "♪ Home, where my music's playing ♪" "♪ Home, where my love lies waiting silently for me ♪" "♪ Every day is an endless stream ♪" "♪ Of cigarettes and magazines ♪" "♪ Mm-hmm, mm-mm ♪" "♪ And each town looks the same to me ♪" "♪ The movies and the factories ♪" "♪ And every stranger's face I see ♪" "♪ Reminds me that I long to be ♪" "♪ Homeward bound ♪" "♪ I wish I was ♪" "♪ Homeward bound ♪" "♪ Home, where my thought's escaping ♪" "♪ Home, where my music's playing ♪" "♪ Home, where my love lies waiting silently for me ♪" "♪ Tonight I'll sing my songs again ♪" "♪ I'll play the game and pretend ♪" "♪ Mm-hmm ♪" "♪ But all my words come back to me ♪" "♪ In shades of mediocrity ♪" "♪ Like emptiness in harmony ♪" "♪ I need someone to comfort me ♪" "♪ Homeward bound ♪" "♪ I wish I was... ♪ [sniffles]" "♪ Homeward bound ♪" "♪ Home, where my thought's escaping ♪" "♪ Home, where my music's playing ♪" "♪ Home, where my love lies waiting silently for me ♪" "♪ Silently for me ♪" "[music stops]" "[gasps]" "Oh, f" "[groans]" "Come here." "Come on." "Come." "It's okay." "Come." " [sniffling] - [dog whining]" "Thanks for waiting." "[fire crackling]" "[coughing]" "Come here. [whistles]" " Come here." " [whines]" "[coughs]" "Recording:" "Welcome to Miracle National Park." "Welcome-- welcome to Miracle National Park." "Welcome" " National Park." "We're excited to" "Welcome to Miracle National Park." "Welcome to Miracle National Park." "We're excited to have you." "Within the boundaries of the park... [recording slows] sits the town of Jarden, a town with a unique history." "[recording stops]" "What are you doing here?" "What are you doing here?" "I live here now." "♪ Broken hearts and shattered dreams ♪" "♪ Like wreckage on the ground ♪" "♪ The memory of those poor souls ♪" "♪ Who were lost but never found ♪" "[Evie singing along] ♪ They shook their fists ♪" "♪ And cursed the sky ♪" "♪ Demanding explanations ♪" "♪ No answers came, no soothing words ♪" "♪ Just silence and frustration ♪" "♪ But in Jarden town the sun shone bright ♪" "♪ A miracle ♪" "♪ The light of love poured down ♪" "♪ It's a miracle ♪" "♪ Our hearts were pure, we knew for sure ♪" "♪ A miracle ♪" "♪ That God had spared our town ♪ [door opens]" "[door closes] [music playing]" "♪ Hey, Nova, all we want is revolution... ♪ [cheering]" "♪ Hey, Nova, all we want is revol-- ♪" "[object clatters]" "[door opens, closes]" "John:" "Erika!" "Erika!" "You in here?" "Hey, John." "I killed you." "Nope." "Let me see." "Went right through me." "Hell, you-- you should have bled out." "Uh-huh. [coughs]" "It hurts." "Let me-- let me clean it." "Okay." "[groans]" "[crying]" "I don't understand what's happening." "Me neither." "It's okay." "Okay." "Okay." "It's okay." " You okay?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "What if there's nobody home?" "Then you come over to my house." "[rumbling]" " [rumbling stops] - [panting]" " [dogs barking] - [car alarms blaring]" "You're home!" "[crying]" "[music playing]"

"Haemorrhagic fever in smallpox." "Game over." "He's got it." " MI-5." " MI-5, cool." "Listen, we need to talk." "Our friend Martin Jamieson, aka William Zanzinger was found dead in Cape Town." "Hey, write this down." "Bethke Labs, B-E-T-H-K-E, Labs, Cape Town, South Africa." "Tell James Bond to get us all the biohazard samples he can." "We knew it was smallpox two days ago when we started this." "Now we've got National Guardsmen who are sick and they were inoculated." "20,000 dead and that's a diversion?" "What the hell do they have in mind?" "Numbers, numbers, numbers!" "Jesus Christ." " Marburg." " Marburg?" "As in war games Marburg." "This doesn't ring any alarm bells for you?" "Here, from the motherland." "It's Marburg." "It's not mine." "Wait a minute, this is weaponized?" "It looks like they increased the incubation period of the virus." "Well, I think we should keep Gamelan here for a couple of days, put her on a drip, X-rays, blood work." "If I didn't know so much, maybe I wouldn't think that I could save Gamelan." "I could just let her go." "I'm going to go back to the people I work with and tell them that this thing came from Fort Egan." "Okay." "The man who ended up with the viruses from Egan was Ivan Chiernegin." "He was head of germ warfare research" " for the Soviets, wasn't he?" " My beloved boss." "There's been a SARS-like case reported in Denver, Colorado." "The local doctors and public health officials can't identify the virus." "I don't want to sound paranoid, but let's hope to God this isn't coming from the same guy who gave us Miranda." "1x12" " Resurrection" "It's all pretty much the same." "We're seeing respiratory tract infections leading to pneumonia, pleurisy, as well as cyanosis." "How low is the hemoglobin?" "It varies." "You can look at the charts." "It's basically higher in patients in the 20-40 year old range." "Flu-like symptoms at first, it worsens over the course of 24 hours." "Runny nose, aches and pains, in some cases diarrhea." "Any poxes, rashes, lesions?" "Fatality was diagnosed as pneumonia." "How many in quarantine?" "Well, we've got 12 in there now." "We're running out of room." "Has there been any response to medication?" "Not as much as we hoped." "Did you try Zanamivir or Oxycodan?" "Acetaminophen..." "We tried them all." "We definitely think it is a new strain." "It's just not acting like any we've had before." " Okay, let's pick it apart." " Samples from every patient." "We're going to need a complete set of specimens from the fatality." "Where are you at with your isolation protocols?" " We're at high levels." " Bump them to critical." " Sure." " Can I set up a station in your lab?" " Of course, it's just right this way." " Is this okay?" " Oh, you're fine in here." " All right, I'll catch up with you guys later." " Yeah?" " How bad is it?" "You're going to have to coordinate a press release" " with the WHO and the CDC." " What have you got?" "Tests so far on this virus can't tell us what it is except it's incredibly virulent and contagious." " Made in a lab?" " It looks natural on the outside." "Is it Marburg?" "So far no poxes, no internal hemorrhaging." "I'm pretty sure we can rule that out." "What is it?" "We're working on it." " Okay, stay in touch." " You too." "Ivan Chiernegin is Ivan Havlac." " According to who?" " David." "I thought he was the scientist and I was the intelligence agent." "Find Chiernegin and you'll find the bastard who made the Miranda virus and maybe stop another potential epidemic." "Wait a minute, what are you talking about here?" "We've got a bad viral strain in the States." "It's spreading fast." "It could have been manufactured in a lab." "Or what?" "A Chiernegin lab?" "Yeah." "You're getting a lot of doors slammed in your face, aren't you?" "Yeah..." "Wait a minute!" "What aren't you saying?" "Come on." "Colin!" "Come on." "Do you..." "Do you remember Jersey Shores?" "Colin..." "Navasink light station." "Hum?" "Don't go there." "Just indulge me, will you?" "I remember it was raining," "I remember we didn't even make it to the top of the stairs." "I've got a big problem." "I need your help." "Sit still." "What do you know about Chiernegin?" "Ran the Soviet's biochemical weapons program until 1989." "After the wall came down." "Is that it?" "Pretty much." "You've got to tell me." "After the CIA got hold of him, they hired him to monitor the Iraqi chemical weapons program during the Iraqi/Iran conflict." "Monitor it?" "Iraq threw every chemical weapon they had at the Iranians during that war." "Yeah, hundreds of thousands were killed, and where were the United States?" "I know, I know..." "Officialy, it was none of our business." "So, what happened to him?" "Errant cruise missile." "Wiped out the entire compound." "So, why doesn't anyone want to talk about a dead guy?" "I don't know." "Do you still got somebody deeper in Washington?" "I might." "Do want to keep me in the loop?" "I will." "When all this is said and done, do you want to still..." "I would." "Thanks, Digby." " What?" "Is that it?" " Yup." "That's..." "That..." "Come here, listen!" "This is lung tissue from a 29 year old male a day after being admitted." "It's dense tissue." " Here's what's a little scary." " This isn't?" "This is the patient... a day after admittance." "Five hours, temperature's up to 101." "Eight hours, 30 minutes, the temperature spikes up to 105, lung are 93% filled with fluid." "Jesus." "We managed to keep him alive for another 4 hours." "What sort of lab results do you have?" "Blood cultures." "They're all pretty much consistent." "PCR, mass spec." "But we're not equipped to run those tests." "Okay, let me see what you got." "Networking to the mainframe." " Thanks." " No problem." "Do you think it might have something to do with a specific blood type?" "I don't know." "Oh, interesting idea." "You can read the screen from over there?" "Sure." "What does this say?" "Go away." "Bob, I'm going to need you to coordinate a team to get going on some PCR sequences." "Bob?" "I've scanned over a hundred genes so far and I've come up empty." "What are you talking about?" "Scanning the canine genome to identify the genetic basis of MH." "I'm not having any luck." "Bob, blood cultures." "David and Jill are sending blood..." "Specimens, I know." "I have a team ready to do PCR and mass spectrometry work as soon as the samples arrive." "Good." "Okay." "What are you working on?" "Malignant histiocytosis." "Gamelan's been diagnosed with it." "Your dog?" "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that." "The dog genome project has been really helpful." "I haven't heard of it." "Oh." "It was done by a cancer research center in the States." "They are working on identifying the mutant gene that causes histiocytosis, and they think they're about 2 years away from finding the right one." "I don't think Gamelan's got two years." "But they've mapped out the entire canine genome." "Isn't it amazing?" "So, all I have to do is compare Gamelan's genes to a healthy map and I'll find it." "I know, there are 30,000 genes in a dog." "But I might get lucky." "I'm doing random scans." "I could find the right mutated gene." "You could, of course." "Yeah, sure." "Uh, when those blood cultures come in we're going to need you to get to work on that." "Okay, of course." "Bob, you know I have some free time now, maybe if you want you could give me a set of genes to scan." " Thank you, Carlos." " Okay." "Thank you." "Every bone..." "Every bone in my body feels like it's broken." "Jesus, I feel like shit." "Well, I'll talk to your doctors and see if we can't make you more comfortable." " You're not a doctor?" " PhD." "You're all scientists from Canada." "Somebody said it was SARS." "Is that it?" "Is that why you guys are down here from Toronto?" "Because if I've got SARS, I'm going to sue." "I don't think you can sue a city that contained an epidemic." "You hang in there." "Thanks." "Thank you." "Poor guy." "At least if it was SARS, we'd know what we were dealing with." "Okay, get these in a priority box to NorBAC and we'll get back to it in 15 minutes." "Thank you." " How's it going?" " I don't know, what do you got?" "Well, they've just admitted 3 more patients" " and there's a rumour that it's SARS." " It isn't SARS." "More a corona virus, they're running an ELISA test, but my hunch is it's a type-A flu strain." "But without a decent PCR run or mass spec, we can't know that for sure." "The only other useful test we can run down here is an antibody array." " All right." "I'll get on it." " Okay." "Jill, I want you to go wide on that victim down in the morgue." "Brain, lungs, heart." "Everything." "Samples of everything." "Freeze them and send them to Carlos right away." "David, what are you thinking?" "I just want to be thorough." "All right." "Chiernegin." "Where'd you pull that one out of?" "Well, can you tell me about him?" "No." "I thought you knew what was going on around here." "Ivan Chiernegin was a Soviet biochemist who worked with everything from sarin to REX." "He ended up working for the CIA in Iraq." "As far as the United States is concerned," "Chiernegin doesn't exist." "I didn't hear it from you, Conner." "After the U.S. and Iraq's relationship fell apart," "Hussein offered Chiernegin a palace on the Tigress and all the money he wanted to work for him." "We knew where he was and decided to take decisive action." "So, it wasn't an errant cruise missile." "It was believed that he was neutralized." "Along with his wife and child." "They were confirmed." "Around the summer of '97," "Ivan Chiernegin reportedly surfaced in North Korea." "A couple of years later in Pakistan, leaving behind bio-warfare programs in each country." "He dropped off our radar around 2000." "Which would be around the time he dropped down to Cape Town and started to work on Miranda." "When this thing first hit, this..." "This Miranda virus... people around here did get a little jumpy." "Wait a minute." "They knew that Chiernegin could have been behind the Miranda virus?" "I don't know, but when NorBAC first suggested that Miranda was a camel pox/ebola blend, the folks at Fort Egan went to work and compared it to their own." " And?" " Not the same." " Far more virulent than what we make." " Oh, come on Conner." "Even I can make the leap." "Fort Egan misplaces a milder strain of Miranda, it ends up in the hands of a Soviet biochemist with a vengeance towards the West, he ends up in well equipped lab in Cape Town, South Africa..." "Yeah, it makes sense." "Why didn't anyone at Fort Egan share information with us when we were trying to figure it out?" "The United States doesn't manufacture chemical or biological weapons." "Yeah, right." "It can't be." "Okay..." "Here we are." "Sit." "Come on." "How are you, Bob?" "I'm fine." "So, there's nothing you can do." "Bob, we could try another transfusion but it's very unlikely that it would..." "I understand." "If we operated now..." "I know." "And even if we could take out the spleen, we can't be sure it's not already in her heart, lungs..." "Is she in any pain?" "I don't think so." "Not yet." "Not yet?" "Histiocytes attach and grow throughout every organ." "The heart will have to pump harder, the lungs will struggle for more oxygen." "What can I do?" "You can take her home, make her as comfortable as possible." "She'll probably be just the way she is right now." "I had a bag for her." " Her ball and blanket and bowl." " It's in the back." "You want to take her home?" "I'm so sorry, Bob." "I'll go get it." "Hey." "Hi." "Dr. Sandstrom's not here?" "No, he left." "Left?" "Left where?" "I assume on a plane by now, back to Toronto." "Hey Joe, it's me." "Are you there?" "Listen, call me as soon as you get this message, okay?" "It's very important." "Oh, you're fucking beautiful." "You are one sick seal." "You got it, David." "The Spanish flu." " Intact." " We got it." " We got it." " We got it!" "You know your terminal?" "Your terminal?" "You're going to Canada, right?" "Do you know your terminal?" "No..." "West, I think." "Air Canada." "Your cell phone's ringing." "Yeah?" " Was it something I said?" " What?" "David, you just took off." "Where are you?" " I'm in a cab at the airport." " Why?" "What's going on?" "Nothing." "I just..." "I need to get back to the lab." " Something's not..." " Not what?" "Not what?" "David, what is it?" "Nothing." "I just..." "Listen, finish getting all those samples okay, and then get them back to the lab as soon as you can." "All right." "I'll stay on it all night." "Good." "I'll see you back in Toronto." "Okay, David, are you..." "David?" "I'm sorry, did I scare you?" "What the fuck are you doing here, Bob?" "I just..." "I had some work to be done and Gamelan is..." "I need you to purify this blood for a PCR run, okay?" "Sure." "Are you running anything on the mass spec?" "I had some histiocyte cells..." "Okay, well this is definitively a priority." "I understand." "Is this from Denver?" " Yeah." " I see." "David, I have a hard decision to make." "Not now, Bob." "I really need you to do this blood work for me, okay?" "All right." "David." "David, did you hear me?" " What?" " When did you get back?" "I don't know." "Last night." "Well, how did it go in Denver?" "What are you working on?" "Mayko, do you need me for something?" " What's your problem?" " I'm busy, okay?" "Hey, David." "You're back." "Yes." "Bob, we just received the samples from Denver." "Bob, the PCR sequencing?" "I already did it this morning for David." "Where are they?" "I don't know." "I gave them to David to read." "David..." "We just got the samples, Bob says that you've already run them?" "Just one." "Do all the other victims." "Okay, you got something or...?" "David, I got confirmation" " that Chiernegin is alive." " So, find the fucker." "Do you know what we're dealing with in Denver?" "You'll know when I know, Caroline!" "I don't know." "His temperature hit 104 early this morning." "Lungs are filled up." "None of the antivirals work." "It's been 24 hours since he was admitted?" "If that." "About two thirds of the people who are in there" " have had their flu shot." " Got it." "Well, flu viruses mutate." "That's a given." "I guess the question is, can we stop it?" "Yeah." "Mayko..." " Here are the fragments." " Oh, okay." "Thanks." "Hello?" "Hey Jill." "We're just trying to put together a total gene sequence now." "Okay, anything panning out with David's hunch?" "Type-A flu looks like a possibility, but Jill," " we've never seen anything like it." " That figures." "Just keep on it." "Is David there?" "He got back last night." "What is with him?" "Is he acting strange?" "Yeah, he's totally intense." "I mean he hasn't come out of his office since this morning." "Try and talk to him." "I mean, I don't know..." "I don't know what's going on," " but try to talk to him, Mayko." "Okay?" " Yeah, sure." " Are you on your way back?" " Yeah, I'll be in the lab as soon as I can." "Okay, safe trip." "I'll see you soon." "David." "David, are you all right?" " Do you want to talk?" " Leave me alone, Mayko." "Leave me alone." "David, you should take a look at these flu sequences." "David." "Joe." "Joe, if you're there pick up, okay?" "I need you to go out and see if that body's still there." "You be careful, all right." "Don't touch it." "I'm serious, Vasili." "Is this the Spanish flu that you dug up the northern?" "I told you about Nunavut?" "The vodka and the marijuana did in New York, remember?" "It's in Denver, Vasili." "I think I put it there." "Hey Lil, it's me." "I..." "I just wanted you to know..." "I love you." "I just wanted to call and say that." "Hey Jill, it's me." "I really need to talk to you." "If you haven't figured it out by now." "Shit, I can explain." "I really fucked up this time." "Really..." "I really fucked up this time." "Call me." "Okay, Sandstrom, get your shit together." "You're going to go back to the lab and tell them what's going on." "Caroline." "Call Caroline." "What?" "We went to your house when we fucked up, my house when we were fucked up." "Danny?" "How about getting laid?" "You want to do that?" "Just keep driving the car, Danny." "Do you want a drink?" "Do you want to get wasted?" "I am wasted." "I'm done." "You don't want to go there, man." "Believe" " It's my fucking life." " Fine, you drive." "Sit down!" "I am not going to make this easy for you." "You don't know what you're doing man." "Did you when you took that bottle of pills?" "Yes, I did." "I had nothing left." " Yeah, well neither do I." " Get the fuck out of my cab." "How bad is it?" "Right now he has severe cerebral edema." "I'm calling in a specialist from Boston." "He'll be here tonight." "All right." "Well, we'll monitor him overnight." "Definitely no way of knowing." "Other than the head trauma and a few fractured ribs and some other minor injuries." "He's very lucky." "Come on, David." "We've got work to do." "Hey, come on, buddy." "You're going to be okay, right?" "Well hi, Gamelan." "Hello." "Who's a good girl?" "Hi, good girl." "Hey, you're back." "Yeah, how's it going?" "We haven't heard anything." "They're watching him tonight." "Who?" "You didn't hear?" "David, he was hit by a car." "A cab." "He's in the hospital in a coma." "What?" "In intensive care." "I want to keep working on things." "I'm not good at things like this." "I'm better when I'm working, trying to fix things." "Yeah, sure." "I understand that." "I like dogs better than people." "They don't judge, they're not duplicitous." "They can't confuse you like people do." "Mayko's down at the hospital." "She's going to call if there are any changes in his condition." "Are you going to go down there?" "Yeah..." "Yeah, I guess I should." "Okay." "Gamelan." "Hey, pal." "You're looking good." "You're going to be okay." "Hey, Jill." "Hey, Mayko." "How's it going?" "The same." "Every now and then he kind of moans, but then he seems to go away." "Are you going to stay all night?" "Yeah." "I think if I talk to him," "I think he might hear me." "He might answer, you know." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Shit." "The more I know..." "I've only known the guy 6 months." "He really gets under your skin, doesn't he?" "Yeah." "You want some company?" "Sure." "You reckon David does?" "Yeah." "David." "When did you get here?" "I don't know." "200." "Clear." "I'm not hungry." " You have to keep your strength up." " I don't want to." "You have to get better." "It's good for you." " What is it?" " Soup." "Your favorite." "You made red lentil?" "Eat." "That's mine." "That's the gun that killed me." "That's not for you." "Go to 300." "Don't die on me, David." "Don't die." "Clear." "Do you want something to drink?" "Everything I do turns to shit." "You don't want to get better, do you?" "No." "Go to 360." "Clear." "No pulse?" "Alright." "Come back." "Can I have a litre of saline?" "His volumes might be low." "Check his blood pressure." "Interesting isn't it?" "Very." " They're definitely influenza-A." " I can see that." "It's the most common strain of the flu virus." "Influenza-B, influenza-C," "Hong Kong, Russian." " Bob." " Asian, Swine, Avian." " Bob!" " We're not even close." "Bob, slow down." "I'm sorry, I guess I'm not very focused." "Are you having a hard time concentrating with David...?" "David's in good hands, Bob." "Okay, stop." "He's going to be okay." "That's why I have to think." "That's what'll get us through." "On top of everything his dog is dying." " Good morning." " Hey, welcome back." "Thank you." "Where are we on the virus?" "I've sequenced 2 segments." "So far nothing is hanging, and it's no Marburg, no Miranda." "Just influenza-A." "It has to be." "Wait a minute." "This is what came out of Denver?" "That's what you sent." "No." "No." "What?" "Jill?" "Jill?" "Jill, what is it?" "Better get..." "Denver... the WHO, every other health department on alert." "This is the fucking 1918 Spanish Flu." "Wes!" "Fortunately this Spanish Flu is David and Jill's life's work." "I'm well aware of that." "That's why we were so quick to identify it." "So, hopefully we'll be able to get a head start on the vaccine." "The Spanish Flu is extremely contagious." "If not contained, it could turn into a pandemic overnight." "Can you contain it?" "Right now, there are 28 reported cases, all confined to the Denver area." "That's good." "I think we should shut down all access to the Denver area." "Airport, highway." "No, no." "That's politically impossible." "Then we're just going to have to hold our breath a couple of days, and see if it crops up anywhere else." "Caroline, do we have to use the term Spanish Flu?" "It's the strain we've identified." " Yes, I know." "But it has such a..." " Devastating connotation?" "Yeah, that'd be it." "I'll advise Denver accordingly." "Thank you, Caroline, and please keep me updated." "I will." "And I'm supposed to ease your mind about Chiernegin?" "The Spanish Flu doesn't just appear out of nowhere, Colin." "He's out of Cape Town, we think he's in the U.S." "Oh shit." "And that's all we know right now." "What?" "What is it?" "There was an army 2 star general that worked at Fort Egan." "His name was Ablamar." "Ablamar was Hira Kahn's direct boss when she worked at the Pentagon." "I'm pretty familiar with her history." "Before that he was a liaison to the intelligence agency in Pakistan." "Where are you going with this?" "Well, Miranda came out of Egan." " You're thinking Hira?" " Well, we don't know yet." "There were some issues about her past." "And she did seem really familiar with Miranda." "If Chiernegin got to her and she did cross a line, a man like that would want her dead." "He always covers his tracks." "Why wouldn't he go after David, or this entire lab?" "You're right." "I think it'd be a good idea that we put some security around David." "What are you..." "what are you doing...?" "You don't believe in this." "I don't know what I'm doing." "Yes you do." "Look at you." "Another one of our failures." "Stop it." "It killed you." "It made me." "It gave my brother hope." "It's wrong." "It's all wrong." "It could have worked." "You have no idea what I've done." "You just wanted to find an answer." "What I wanted was a lot different than what I did." "So, fix it." "David, you can fix it." "Goodbye, Dr. Sandstrom." "Bye, Mick." "The CDC's widening the quarantine area." "This has doubled in just the last 2 hours." "They're turning the old stables and airport into a quarantine centre." "Denver proper is reporting 10 confirmed deaths, 204 people in quarantine." "Lakewood has 5 reported cases." "Aurora 7." "Hi." "Okay, here's what I got." "These are David's notes, from what I can tell was the beginning when he first had a line on the 1918 flu victim." "He was working with a guy named Joe Okalik in Nunavut, which makes sense because the sample we worked on clearly came out of the permafrost." "How did a flu in Nunavut end up in Denver, Colorado." "I don't know, but more important than that right now is we need to find the body he exhumed and make sure it's contained." " Yeah, let's do it." " I can't find any dig records" " or permits anywhere." " Can I take this?" " Yeah." " Thanks, Wes." "That sounds like David." "I've been trying to get in touch with this Joe Okalik and he's not answering his cell." "Okay, go home, pack your long johns and catch the next flight up there." " Okay." " Fuck." "What?" "I don't know what's worse." "Thinking some terrorist released this flu or that the head scientist from NorBAC did." "Fuck." "I know you wouldn't leave if you didn't have to." "I know that." "You're off on a whole new adventure." "And when you look back," "I'll always be there." "Goodnight, Gamelan." "David, if you die" "I'm going to kill you." "Joe, look, I need you to go out and see if the body's still there." "A male caller." "Yeah, it's my boss." " They let you out?" " I've been trying to get in touch with him." " He's dead." " Flu?" "Denver's already begun the antiviral treatments but nothing seems to be working." " So, how did it get there?" " I caused it, Mayko." "I let it out." "It's the same fucking flu." "Bu the girl she was sitting next to had contact with just about everyone who's gotten sick." "Daisy, I am so sorry." "There's no hope?" "Just a corpse." "Another fucking corpse." "All I have are corpses." "I buried my baby and I buried my parents." "What kind of person would want to see another corpse?" "Do you think that's why I'm pissed at you?" "I don't know." "David, I am pissed at you because we could have had a vaccine by now." "People are dying David!" "You fucked up!" "Subtitles: kubilai Lama" "Transcript:" "RaceMan"

"Hi there." "I'm Mike, and this is" "What are you doing?" "Tai chi." "Well cut it out, we're filming!" "Oh!" "Hey folks, I'm Mike, and this is my partner Dave." "Hey!" "Today we have a question from Jeff McFarland;" ""Dear Civil Protection, what is... 'ma-chin-i-ma'?"" "Umm, I've..." "I've never even heard of that word." "What about you, Dave?" "Of course!" "Machinima is a torture device that was developed during the Spanish Inquisition as a means for extracting confessions." "Whoa, really?" "Nah, I don't know what it means either." "You had me fooled." "I don't even think it's in the dictionary." "I play Scrabble a lot, and I've never come across it." "Maybe it's some kind of slang." "Oh come on, this had way too many syllables to be a slang word." "It's probably some sort of industry term." "Yeah, probably." "Well sorry Jeff, I guess we don't know either." "We're only cops, so I guess you might have to check with a university or something." "Yeah, but we do hear lots of slang though!" "Like 'hydros', know what that means?" "I'll give you a hint- it's not water!" "[chuckles] Dave here is referring to the street term for a marijuana joint that's been laced with PCP, and then soaked in formaldehyde." "Also known as love boats, sherms, clickers, and happy sticks." "It's pretty crazy stuff." "I mean formaldehyde is embalming fluid, for God's sake!" "You'd think we're making this up, but we've been finding plenty of these things frisking people and doing searches." "The idea is that the formaldehyde is used to mask the smell of the PCP, so it's easier to move through customs." "Lord knows what it does to your brain." "You'll smoke yourself RETARDED with one of those!" "Yup." "So uh, don't do that." "Hey Dave." "What?" "You haven't actually smoked any of that crap, have you?" "No!" "Because you were sounding awfully cheerful there talking about it." "Naw man, that stuff's nuts!" "You know I don't smoke." "Alright, just checking." "Look, I know I like to set fire to things, but smoking's like setting fire to yourself." "That's silly." "You're pretty silly sometimes, Mike."

"what's your name, darling?" "Annie." "Are you on your own?" "Are you on the hop?" "Excuse me, sir." "Would you like me to pleasure you?" "No." "Child." "I don't want that." "Aaaaah!" "Move it." "Come on, let's go, boys." "Move!" "Go." "Keep going." "Right on schedule." "Go, Ted, look out." "Police!" "Drop your weapons!" "Jesus" "Christ!" "Don't shoot!" "I give up." "Look, here's me gun." "Fine work, Lewis." "Always good to be on the right side of the law." "Christ, we got to be quick." "Take a fistful of coins and run." "God bless you, Detective Corcoran." "Corky, all right if I go have breakfast with my wife?" "Oh, yeah?" "Oh, yeah?" "This time, ask her to let you keep some of the loot." "May the pox rot both your dicks." "Mwah." "Caught in the act, you lousy cur." "When will they learn?" "Got you a nice new watch, sergeant." "Maguire, be on your way." "Corcoran and me will watch over this money 'til the cap'n gets here." "Next time," "I'll be leading the apprehension of the criminals." "This war hero crap don't cut nothing with me, Corky." "I had a brother like you." "Too smart for his own good." "Got himself knifed in the groin." "Don't be too smart, Boyo." "All these cutthroats dead?" "Aye, cap'n." "I was just praising Detective Corcoran for a job well done." "Quite a mess." "You pick up the strays." "You put the bags in my carriage." "Sergeant Byrnes and I will return this money to the bank." "You're a copper." "One Jeremy Lanigan battered away 'til he hadn't a pound his father, he died, made him a man again left him the farm and ten acres of ground he threw a grand party for friends and relations" "who didn't forget him when come to the wall and if you would listen, I'll make your eyes glisten" "I'll tell you the story of Lanigan's ball six long months, I spent up in dublin six long months, doing nothing at all six long months, I spent in dublin learning to dance for Lanigan's ball" "I stepped out, I stepped in again then I stepped out again, then I stepped in again" "I stepped in again, then I stepped out again learning to dance for Lanigan's ball" "Christ!" "Copper." "Can't you knock?" "You want me to knock?" "A little courtesy's all I'm asking." "I'm not thinking courteous thoughts right now." "Oh, you're an angel." "Oh." "What does Corcoran see in Eva?" "Does she remind him of his mother?" "I know this... she can't possibly remind him of his wife, that sweet little thing, his Ellen." "Do you think she's going to come back or do you think she's gone... stop talking about Kevin's wife." "Do you understand me?" "Forgive me, Molly." "Just... don't be talking about his wife." "Kevin's like my brother." "A girl I know down in new Orleans wants to bring up some creoles, open up a joint near the fifth Avenue hotel." "It's a different world on 23rd street..." "so many millionaires." "Before the war, there were just a few, and, now, there's gaggles of them." "Would you like to get rich with me, Corky?" "What do you mean by that?" "Nothing." "Just a bad dream." "For your captain." "Yes?" "There's a body in Cow bay." "I know this girl." "She was hit down hard." "You feeling all right, Kevin?" "Why would I be feeling all right, looking at a dead child?" "We'll take her to O'Malley's mortuary." "No." "No, not yet." "Help me." "Here, cover her up." "It's a white man." "I recognize him." "Matthew!" "Shh, it'll be all right." "What do you want?" "I want to know how she died." "$5." "Now, look here, snowball... $6." "3 now, 3 after." "When will "after" be?" "This time tomorrow." "$10 now and you're done by noon." "Well, if this city had a morgue, like the one in Paris... evening to you, gentlemen." "Uppity nigger." "He has a right to be." "During the war, he saved my hide at Chancellorsville." "Ah..." "I knew it." "I would've been there with you, if it weren't for my eye." "I know you would've." "I'm sure they'd take you now." "Go away!" "Cigar?" "Ah!" "Let's go back down the paradise for a nightcap." "I'm going to head down to the docks." "Kevin." "If McClaugherty's ship had come to port, we'd know." "Are you certain of that?" "Since I came home two months ago and found an empty home," "I ain't certain of anything." "I'll walk with you, then." "All right!" "Everybody, give me your attention!" "If you should happen to come across a distinctive gold locket engraved with the letters e and c on its face." "It might have pictures of a man..." "And a little girl on the inside." "Shut up!" "Two months, I've been living in this rat's lair and, all this time, every single day, he goes on about a goddamn locket." "Enough to make a man weep!" "I said, shut up!" "Detective Corcoran?" "Good morning, Julius." "I'm to bring you to Mr. Morehouse." "Corcoran's your man." "He whipped the 71st regiment into shape and the Irish were as fiercely loyal to him as he was to me." "God's truth, he had no reason to follow my sorry ass." "A Harvard boy, playing major?" "I was all theory and ideals." "Detective Corcoran, sir." "Winfred Haverford." "How do you do?" "It is a pleasure to meet the man who cut off Robert Morehouse's leg." "Cut off my leg and saved my life." "A perfect, precise, clean cut." "My surgeons were extremely impressed." "Luck of the Irish." "Always so modest, Corky." "He saved my life and got himself a detective's badge." "If you'd have brought me back dead, my father would've had the mayor make you a count." "Sit." "How about a whiskey?" "No, thank you." "Winfred is staging a prizefight on Staten Island." "He needs a respected former pugilist, such as yourself;" "Of unimpeachable integrity, such as yourself;" "To referee the match." "And I, of course, thought of you." "I always call a clean and straight fight." "I promise you that." "I saw you knock out Mike McCool in '58." "63 rounds." "God almighty, it was amazing." "Well, it turns out it wasn't the real Mike McCool." "If that'll be all, major, I have business to do." "There is one more item." "That ship, the Gantelope, in which you're always so interested." "Well, the harbormaster tells me she's due back in port any day now." "With Tungus McClaugherty onboard?" "Who knows?" "The bastard may have been lost at sea." "Thank you." "Peculiar." "Stain deep in the skin, calluses." "I doubt the child ever owned a pair of shoes, but she is very clean." "Her scalp?" "Somebody even combed jasmine all through her hair." "Yesterday, when I saw her at the stables, she looked like hell." "Well, somebody dolled her up between then and the time of death." "Her vagina was bespoiled with semen." "I also examined the hymen, which was newly bruised, but the skin did not bleed, meaning she was deflowered after she was killed." "She was a virgin?" "Yes." "She offered to, uh, pleasure me for an egg yesterday." "Well, she died a virgin, from a single blow to the head." "This mark here, you can see it, shaped like some type of ornament." "You can see it's starting to fade, so I made a sketch." "Any guesses as to what the shape's supposed to be?" "Damned if I know, but the sketch is the actual size of the wound." "Can you figure out what she was hit with?" "Can I?" "Yes." "Will I?" "No." "Today is moving day." "You're moving?" "To where?" "Just up north of the new park." "Carmansville." "So far away?" "Not so far, now..." "railroad put in a station at 157th and Amsterdam." "Even so." "Look around you, Corky." "Since the riots, my people have been moving out of five points." "My wife?" "Her brothers were hung by the neck from that very lamppost." "The Irish mob burned the two bodies." "She never got to bury her brothers." "She remembers the screams." "We've all of us heard screams, Matthew." "I'm off to see Dr. Grimes to verify your findings." "You're not going to tell him it was me, are you?" "If you do, he'll deny what's in front of his eyes." "I'll say what I always say..." "I'm the genius." "And then, I'll take her to O'Malley's funeral parlor." "Oh!" "Watch where you're going!" "Annie?" "Annie!" "Annie!" "Get out of the way!" "Move!" "Annie, where are you?" "!" "Annie!" "Annie!" "I'll never go off with you again, ever!" "Annie?" "Hey, Annie?" "You got another egg for me, handsome?" "Who is this, Annie?" "Annie." "Annie, look at me!" "Annie, who is this?" "!" "Annie!" "Who do you think you are?" "Ohh!" "I'm the police, you stupid bastard." "Annie!" "Annie!" "Vera." "Vera, come along, dear, come." "Ah." "Good evening, Mr. Morehouse." "Bill." "Welcome, sir, to Contessa Popadou's." "Thank you." "Ladies." "Monsieur m." "Always a pleasure." "Contessa." "Ah." "Monsieur Morehouse." "One minute." "I have a special lady for our special guest." "Come in." "Andrew." "You think Molly could be a wife?" "You think she could be capable of that?" "You're considering a marriage to that trollop?" "I dunno." "Molly's got a way about her." "I wonder what she'd be like if I took her away from all that chintz." "And where, on God's green earth, would you be taking her away to?" "I could buy an acre, do a bit of farming." "A month of plowing, you'd slit your own throat." "All done here, Kevin." "Shall we say a prayer?" "No." "I want you two to go find Annie." "Why?" "Why waste our time?" "We solve murders, Andrew." "Annie may lead us to this girl's killer." "And I don't want Annie, or any other child, to be next." "Finding this girl's killer isn't going to bring your daughter back." "Shut up." "I'll search for Annie, Kevin." "Soon as we make the collections." "Captain's tax comes first." "You know that." "All right, you two take off." "I'll track down Annie myself." "Annie?" "Annie." "It's okay." "Stop it." "Don't hurt me!" "Please!" "Don't kill me!" "Annie." "Annie, I'm not going to hurt you." "Annie!" "I'm not going to hurt you." "Please don't hurt me!" "Annie." "Annie!" "I'm not..." "I'm not going to hurt you, Annie." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "When pa died, me and my sister Kate were alone." "I was begging in front of contessa popadou's house." "She invited me in." "She was so kind." "Soon, I learned the reason for her kindness." "A certain kind of gentleman will pay a high price for girls my age." "10 days, I was a prisoner." "Then, glancing out the window," "I saw my sister searching for me." "The Contessa was standing right behind, said Kate should come live with us." "I said no." "The Contessa threatened to send me to Blackwell's Island... don't worry about the Contessa." "I'm going to be paying her a visit." "Corky will crack her French head." "Tsk." "I didn't want to go to Blackwell's Island." "So, two days ago, I saw Kate again and yelled for her to come to the house and, when the Contessa was distracted with my sister," "I ran away." "Was there one particular man who preferred little girls?" "Annie." "Answer me." "Leave her be." "Molly's going to give you a hot bath in your own room." "And you're going to sleep for a long time." "That sound good?" "We're going to keep you safe until you're healthy again." "So you don't have to be afraid, all right?" "Some along, hon." "You're in a gentler joint, I promise you." "General McClellan did not seek the presidency, but was forced to accept it by acclamation." "You know that the emancipation proclamation has put fear in the hearts of the Irish." "They're terrified that the negroes will come north and steal all their jobs." "All Tammany Hall must do is get the Irish to the polls, drunk or sober." "I predict McClellan will carry the city." "Remarkable." "So do I." "Winnie, do you know how lucky you are, to have wed a woman not only politically astute, but brilliantly articulate as well?" "That is why I imported her from england." "Little good does being astute do me." "Prussian ruffians and fenian louts can mark their ballot with an x, but I, being a woman, do not have that right." "How about I give you my vote?" "I was favoring Frémont." "Frémont?" "What?" "Now, there's a dark horse." "If your father heard that you were supporting Frémont, he would spit nails." "And how do you know what my father would do?" "He is Norbert Morehouse, after all." "Yes, he is." "I'm off to New Orleans to inspect the Creoles." "Through enemy lines." "I've got two passes, one signed by president Lincoln, the other by president Davis." "You're not the only one with fancy friends." "I'll be gone a week or so." "Don't use too many of the girls." "You're the only one I want." "I'm done upstairs with the... why are you unpacking?" "Before we go, there's something I must do." "Matthew." "It won't take but a while." "You head up to the new place with the Monroes." "I'll come in a few hours." "That man, Corcoran, is evil." "No." "He's our friend." "Hyup." "We're all paid up, copper." "You got no business here." "I just need to speak to the Contessa for a moment, Bill, about a murder." "Well, anything you've got to say to the lady, I'll pass on as a service to the police." "Well, this little girl, this beautiful, beautiful little girl, um, somebody cleaned her up, combed some oil in her hair, and then killed the poor child." "Bashed her head." "Now, why would somebody... why would somebody do that, Bill?" "Maybe she had it coming, eh?" "Evening." "You and me, we're going to talk about that little girl." "You know everything that goes on in the bowels of that whorehouse!" "Tell me who killed that little girl!" "I've been thinking about it, Bill." "You're the kind who'd rape the little girl after you beat her to death." "Why don't you unchain me, huh?" "Accuse me man-to-man!" "Oh, man-to-man?" "Aye." "You want a fair fight?" "Ach!" "Ahh!" "You're talking to the wrong... ah!" "Ohh!" "I didn't kill no bloody little girl!" "You want a boiled egg?" "I'll take one for my wife." "She likes eggs." "The girl was killed with a walking stick." "Well, the girl's name was Kate." "The head of the walking stick was made of something equal or greater in density than bone." "Maybe silver, maybe ivory." ""The blow was struck by a man approximately 6'0 " tall."" "Bill Longin is a good 6 inches taller than 6'0"." "Who is Bill Longin?" "You sure about this?" "Couldn't someone taller have been bending down or kneeling, or something?" "Then the angle would be different." "Well, damn me to hell." "It's all right." "Shh!" "You didn't kill that girl." "They're going to hang me for it, anyway." "No one's going to hang you, Bill." "Just tell me what happened at the Contessa's that night." "Come on, Corky, be honest." "Would you betray her trust, eh?" "Yes, yes, I made that cane." "The head of a wolf." "One-of-a-kind." "Anniversary gift." "Given by who to who?" "I'm not at liberty to say." "This is a police investigation, sir." "My clientele is of the highest order." "You can talk or you can pray." "Haverford." "Winfred Haverford." "Deliveries out back." "Mr. Haverford, please." "Detective Corcoran, Metropolitan police." "I will inquire." "There's a Detective Corcoran here to see you." "What does he want?" "He didn't say." "Send him away." "The cane belongs to Winfred Haverford." "He told the Contessa that the girl fell, hit her head." "But I went over the wound on her skull with a magnifying glass and made a drawing of the mark, which matches the head of Haverford's walking stick." "And..." "Dr. Grimes at St. Vincent's makes notice of the mark as well." "Winfred Haverford." "You didn't talk to any reporters?" "Of course not, cap'n." "Of course not." "What a world we live in, eh, detective?" "That the body of a young girl could be so brutally used and discarded so easily." "Yes, sir." "And, uh, with your permission... sergeant Byrnes and I will be taking charge of this investigation." "That'll be all." "Admirable work, detective." "Yes." "Admirable work, Boyo." "I know a valley fair" "Eileen Aroon" "I know a cottage there" "Eileen Aroon far in that valley's shade" "I know a gentle maid" "friend of mine what can you spare?" "I know sometimes it gets cold in there when my legs no longer carry and the warm wind chills my bones" "I just reach for mother Mary" "Ah." "Julius." "Let me guess... you're going to take me to see Mr. Morehouse, aren't you?" "And I shall not walk alone" "Detective Corcoran, sir." "Here's the sleuth who practices modern scientific methods of deduction." "I think he's rather ingenuous, really, figuring out your walking stick was the murder weapon." "Explain to the detective." "Last night, Bill Longin confessed to the murder of Kate Reilly." "Mr. Haverford was a victim of the panel game at the Contessa's house." "Do you know how the panel game works, detective?" "I know how the panel game works." "I wasn't aware that the Contessa was a practitioner." "We weren't aware of it because she was getting away with it." "While Mr. Haverford was being, um, entertained by two lovely ladies," "Longin was going through Mr. Haverford's clothes and the child interrupted." "The girl screamed and Longin hit her with Mr. Haverford's stick." "The case is closed, detective." "Bill Longin will hang and a fine will be levied on the Contessa." "Ah, justice." "Winnie was understandably quite upset to have been suspected of such a reprehensible deed." "His good name, and all." "He wanted to have you dismissed, but father said no." "After all, you quite competently, and quite discreetly, gathered the evidence and presented it to your superiors to be judiciously evaluated." "Father says you're to be commended." "Bravo." "One more item, detective." "The Contessa once told me that the girl has a... a sister, a twin, name of Annie." "Where is she?" "I put her in the convent of St. Brenda's, with the nuns." "Good." "I only want what's best for the child." "Thank you." "Anybody comes asking about her, you fetch me right away." "You can count on me, Kevin." "Where you going?" "See a dead man." "You're dead!" "C'mere, copper, c'mere, so I can break your face!" "Shut up, you scum!" "Bill!" "Bend over, Corcoran, I got a present for ya!" "Detective Corcoran, ha ha." "Come on in." "Awfully sorry about this, Bill." "Oh, don't be." "The situation turned out to be a very good thing for me." "Have a drink with me, pally." "Well, ain't this a pig living in muck, eh?" "Yes, it is." "If you'd have told me last night that we'd be sipping Brandy and smoking cigars," "I'd have told thee to lick my arse." "Bill, I could slip you out, get you to Boston." "Wouldn't be hard to do." "Don't bother thyself, lad." "Truth is, me liver's shot, aye." "Doc Claggett gives me less than a year." "So you're just going to let them hang you for this girl's murder?" "Do you know what's bloody priceless?" "I get to live like the king of Siam for a month, me Sophie gets $5,000, and, best of all, the public gets the satisfaction of seeing someone hang for this heinous crime." "The public ought to see the man who actually committed this heinous crime hang for it." "Never gonna happen, copper." "You know this stretch of road." "Things are different for people like them than they are for people like us and there's bloody naught we can do about it." "Come on, what is it your people say?" "Sláinte." "Hey, give me some of that." "Get off." "Ellen?" "You here to berate me for accusing your husband?" "I'm here for the truth." "Did Winfred kill that little girl?" "Yes." "And he had his way with her?" "He did." "Promise me" "Kate Reilly's murder will be avenged." "Tell me about Kevin Corcoran." "Where's my wife?" "Is he prone to violence?" "Your friend Corcoran is beneath contempt." "Which puts him one level above you." "I saw a white men outside on horses." "Don't shoot!" "I want to buy five points." "Buy five points?" "Why?" "Who are ya?" "I'm her father." "Your father's not dead." "Mr. Reilly was here?" "Why do you care about that little tramp so much?" "Why do you?" "May God repay Winfred for all his deeds."

"US Marshal, stop!" "What is this guy on?" "US Marshals, everyone just stay where they are!" "Put your hands up, and slowly turn around." "Turn around." "I said turn around." "Jimmy?" "Ben?" "This is a dream." "You at the altar, I'm gonna say it again, turn around." "You ok?" "Yeah, how long was I out?" "About 15 minutes." "Been sleeping like crap." " I got an hour last night." " You were talking to yourself." " Was I?" " Yeah." "You said Jimmy and Ben." " No I did not..." " Yeah, you did." " Any sign of Harcourt?" " No." " The guy is wanted for assault charges." " Not really known for the punctuality." " I mean, are we sure about this tip?" " My DEA buddy said that Harcourt's been running pot out of this place, he's been here the last three saturdays." "We got a car coming up the alley." "It's a silver Saturn Texas plates." "It's X-4-S T-T-3." "It's registered to Harcourt's father." " It's Harcourt behind the wheel." " Yup." "Looks like he's got a friend with him." "We go in?" "Subdue the front take Harcourt down." "US Marshals US Marshals, down on the ground!" " We got a runner out the back!" " I got him!" " ***" " Backyard!" "What are you running for?" "You really don't want to do that Harcourt." "Now doesn't that hurt?" " Should we get him down?" " Yeah, at some point." "Get in the car Harcourt watch your head." "Marco what you got?" "Name is Jackie Walsh, favourite color is blue, likes pizza, dancing, and long walks on the beach, ain't that right Jack?" "Any idea why he ran?" "Luke is running his ID." "We're just sitting tight." "Hey man you gotta believe me man, I wasn't the shooter." " What did you say Jackie?" " I wasn't the shooter." " Come here." " You ready for this?" "Jackie Walsh, we got an open warrant for him as well." "He's on of the four guys wanted for killing that cop a month ago." " The Ellen Lacey murder?" " Yeah." "So not only do we clear our assault and battery we get a good lead on four copkillers." "It's not even lunch." "Look man, I didn't kill that cop." "John Makin." "Steven "Little Boy" Washington, and Francis Washington." "Where are they?" "You know what, it's not that cop." "Her name is Ellen Lacey." "She's 32 years old." "She's a wife... mother." "Nothin' bad was supposed to happen." "We was just heading' out to collect for some idiot crackhead." "And after we *** you know we goin' out right?" "Just like we used to do back in the old days." "Show some Houston ladies how the New Orleans boys play." "Why so quiet little boy?" "You miss your prison boyfriends?" "What the hell did you do Francis?" " Nothing." " I can't be here man, I jumped bail." "Calm down Makin." "Don't tell me to calm down, I'm facing 6 months." "You don't got no weapons on you right?" "It's cool, everything's gonna be good." "License and proof of insurance please." "Was I speeding officer?" "You tell me, were you?" "I don't think so." "It's cause you weren't, but your tail lights are both out." "Can I get an ID on everyone please?" " Makin!" " Stop!" "Get down on the ground!" "Stop!" " What the hell you doing there boy?" " One of us runs, we all get hauled in." "He faces 6 months, I'm facing life for being here with you." " Now get in the car." " Everybody get in the damned car." "Makin, get back here." "You you gotta believe me man, I ain't never done nothin' worse than petty theft" "I'll tell y'all what ever y'all wanna know." "Alright." "After the shooting..." "I got dropped off at my sister's house." "Makin went to the hotel to lay low, and" "Francis and "Little Boy" I ain't seen them since." "Do you have any communication with them?" "Yeah, I mean we got cells, but we only turn them on everyday at like two o'clock." "You know, just for emergencies only." "It's "Little Boy's" idea." "He said we could talk, but we can't be traced." "Y'all gonna tell the Judge how I helped out though yeah?" "Oh, yeah." "But you're not done helping us yet." "Gonna need their trigger van." "Two minutes to the call." "Two minutes!" "Hey." "Eye on the prize, every 10 seconds gets us a quarter mile closer to ID their location." "Just so you know" "I'm pretty good at dream analysis." "I'm just saying you know" "Daisy going to jail, Jimmy getting engaged," " a lot of changes..." " Mhmm." "All I'm saying is, if you need someone to give you an opinion about what's eating you..." " You're my guy?" "Ok." " I'm your guy." "You know, actually there is a dream you can help me with." "So I'm sitting in this van right, in this dream" "Van..." "You're there." "I'm there?" "And you finally stop bugging me long enough so that we can run down four copkillers." "Ok?" "Yeah." "It's time." "Alright Jimmy let's go ahead and make the call" "Keep it general." "I don't want them getting suspicious do you understand me?" " Mhmm." " They'll take your call right?" "Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, man, these guys are like brothers to me we grew up together in New Orleans." "Longer you keep them on, the easier the Judge goes on you." "Hey Jackie." "Hey what's up Francis, what you doin' man?" "What you need man?" "Hey are you still with "Little Boy?"" " They're still in Houston." " Alright keep him talking Jimmy." "What about John?" "They're somewhere north of the city, close to Coverdale and West Branch." "Alright get on the 610 loop to the I45 north" "I was just thinking that we should all like meet up." "You know, like face to face." "Give me that." "What you calling here for Jackie?" ""Little Boy?"" " Look like Acres Homes." " Who are you with?" "Where were are you at?" "Who are you with Jackie?" " What happened?" "Did he hang up?" " By the sound of it, I think he shot it." "Woah, woah man, calm down." "I go out here to sell a little smack, and you here didn't check it up?" "How long where you on the phone for man?" " I don't know, a few minutes?" " Come on France." "Man that's long enough for them to trace us." "You think Jackie flipped?" "Yeah man... he's a weak son of a bitch." "What should we do man?" "Pack up, go get Makin?" "Get the hell out of Houston." "I still get credit for helping right?" " Get him out of here." " My pleasure." "Uh, Natalie." "Hey!" "Hey." "Hi." "You looking for Jimmy?" "Jimmy." "Yeah." "Wedding planning." "Hmm?" "Oh, right." "Uh, chocolate or French Silk?" "String quartet or jazz?" "You know how it is." "It's..." "Yeah..." "Well, I... yeah." "Guess you can't ever go wrong with plain old chocolate." " That's always good, right?" " Jackie Walsh!" "You son of a...!" " Hey!" " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" "Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh." "Sit down." "Calm down." "Sit." "Sit!" "Relax." "What's going on?" "Who is this?" "He... he killed my wife." "They left Ellen in the road to die." "At least I didn't shoot him, right?" "You work HPD, like Ellen did, right?" "When it first happened... the entire force is looking for these guys." "But the department's only got so many resources." "You know how it goes." "Now we're on it, too." "I've been keeping track of the search." "Don't know if there's anything there that might help you." "No, we've..." "We've got most of this." "So what... what is that number?" "Guy I hired to help me." "I'm going to add this." "This I'll have to..." "follow up on." "I was wondering when you'd show." "Mm." "I've been busy." "Been meaning to call you." "Can I come in?" "Not without a warrant." "So... you've been working the Ellen Lacy killing." "Always business with you." "Come on, Ben." "The husband hired me on a private contract." "So tell me what I don't know." "Anything not in that file." "Look, Annie." "You know I like you and everything, but that's money out of my pocket." "Ben, they killed a cop." "I want these guys bad, especially the shooter." "Ah, the shooter, Little Boy." "Mm-hmm?" "He's a nasty piece of work." "Talked to a couple of guys that knew him at the Darrington Correctional Facility." "Yeah, he had a rough time?" "One way to put it." "His cellmate hung himself, but, word was, Little Boy strung him up." "You know why?" "I'm not in the "why" business." "I'm in the "where" business." "And Little Boy's gone like Christmas." "Yeah, he is." "I mean, do you know anything about Little Boy's brother Francis?" "John Macon?" "No." "I had one lead." "Macon's sister worked at a rug factory down in North Houston." "You think he was staying there?" "He was, up until two weeks ago." "I almost had him there." "Thanks for the tip." "No, hey." "I mean, really..." "You're telling me that that is the only reason that you came here?" "You should take off your badge." "Stay awhile." "Don Macon's sister-- This is her workplace." "Houston PD tracked a LoJack." "This blue Honda...stolen by a man fitting Macon's description." "We got a security guard who says he's in there alone." "Let's do this." "Oh!" "Oh, hell." "Turn around so I can see your face." "I'm right here." "Hey." "Good dream?" "Yeah." "Someone's in a hurry." "Ben... whew!" "This thing between you and I..." "Oh..." "This doesn't sound good." "I shouldn't have stayed last night." "Okay." "What is it?" "Is it another guy?" "That why?" "Thought you weren't in the "why" business." "Coffee?" "Work." "Hey, Annie." "John Macon's sister here." "She admitted that she let him hide at her work, two days last week." "She says he left and hasn't contacted her since." "So how'd you get the tip?" "Uh, Ben Crowley." "Oh, yeah?" "When was the last time you saw him?" "Weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday?" "Call Darrington, and have him send me Little Boy's files, and his cellmates'." "Right." "Where's the sister?" "I'll warn you, she's, uh, colorful." "I already talked to Eyelashes out there," "I talked to Stretch." "Now I got to talk to Bitcherella." "No, you don't have to talk to us." "Did you put your house up, as collateral on your brother's bond?" "You see, Johnny jumped bail so we can actually seize your house, now, you understand?" "My house?" "!" "Because of what my brother did?" "Yeah." "You need the name of a good moving company, I'm sure we can get you one." "Do I got to stay here?" "No." "You're free to go." "Come on." "I'm going to tell you something, as soon as I file those papers, you'd better be ready to pack." "You understand that?" "She'll be calling her brother any minute now." "She's already been on her cell for close to a minute." "John!" "This is really screwing me over," "With Little Boy, Look, if you want to go down" " fine!" "But don't take my house." " Okay." "Okay, listen." " I am handling this, Linda." " Clearly..." "The cell signal's coming from near Baton Rouge, headed east." "Can we play back the tape?" "Yeah." " Do you hear that?" " Okay, okay..." "There's a whistle in the background." "Yeah, sounds like a train." "Yeah, but a train with the doors open." "No sound dampening." "Freight train." "You never hopped a rail before?" "You have to tell me that story sometime." "Stories." "Baton Rouge has a train yard." "It's one mile north of the city." "Let's call them." "Search every freight train coming in." "You got it." "Yo!" "Where you been Macon?" "What's the plan, Little Boy?" "Where are we headed?" "I got a stash." "Get us out of the country." "Stash, man." "What's the stash?" "I'm tired of all this... this hush-hush." "I'm tired of this train..." "!" "Cool out, John." "I told you." "The cops are watching the roads out of Houston." "Why's it always "Cool out, John"?" "Huh?" "Little Boy's the one what shot the cop." "Not me!" "Not you!" "Why all of us got to suffer, including my sister, for what he had done?" ""Your sister"?" "When did you talk to your sister?" "Is that what you were just doing?" "She's just family, man, like-like Francis and you." "I got to look out for her." "How many times I got to tell you, man?" "!" "No cell phones!" "I should throw you off next." "Little Boy!" "Hey, get off him, Macon!" "Grab him, Francis!" "What are you looking at me like that?" "He attacked me!" "You saw him." "You're bleeding." "You need to get off, then get you to a hospital." "No." "No hospitals!" "Too easy to get caught, man." "Think about it!" "You know anyone who could take us in?" "Engineer saw one of the guys jump off." "By the time he got the train stopped, they were long gone." "We heard there's a car stolen, from the neighborhood where they jumped." "Is that right?" "Brown '99 Grand Am." "Taken from a supermarket parking lot." "There's blood in the boxcar?" "See for yourself." "Whoever lost that much blood isn't getting very far without medical help." "Contact nearby hospitals." "Send photos of all three of them." "Anybody who comes in with a major wound, we need to know about it." "Yeah." "I got mugged." "They took my wallet and my phone." "Okay, Let me get some more gauze." "The nurse who called it in, is doing her best to keep her distance." "Not alert Macon that we're coming." "I heard you haven't been sleeping much." "Marco." "Come on, there's nothing wrong with a good old sex dream from time to..." "First of all, it is none of your business." "Oh, yeah?" "Second of all, they're... they're not sex dreams." "No?" "Third, you..." "you kissed me, so..." "Oh, yeah?" "How was I?" "Good?" "It's time to go." "Let's go." "Hey." "Thought you said a doctor was coming to sew this up." "I'll call again." "I'm losing a lot of bl..." "Drop the gun!" "Drop the gun!" "Slide it across the floor!" "Go on!" "I'm gonna let this lady go when I get outside." "You could let her go now." " Are you okay?" " Yeah." "Two down, two to go." "Macon." "Hey, Macon." "Hey." "Y-You broke my nose." "More like a hairline fracture." "Where are your friends going?" "One of them stabbed you, right?" "Here's your chance to get even." "Little Boy stabbed me." "And he wasn't always like that." "He got out of prison all crazy." "Two years in maximum security." "It was rough." "His cellmate hung himself to get out." "I asked you a question." "Where are they going?" "Little Boy kept talking about some sort of stash he wanted to pick up." "Where is this stash?" "I don't know." "Honest, I don't know." "Maybe back in New Orleans." "We were headed in that direction." "Everything we had, we just left there." "Little Boy was always talking about going back." "I'll have Marco and Luke check it out." "Clear!" "Place is empty." "Yep." "It's been five years since the flood." "Thought they would have cleaned this by now." "This place looks like my first apartment." "Smells like it, too." "Marco." "Find the stash?" "Not exactly." "Hey, Francis Washington's Link Chart, there anything about a kid?" "A kid?" "No." "Why?" "I think he's got a son." "Kid's name's "Kevin." LUKE:" "How do you know?" "Of the photo." "It's written on the back" ""Kevin Price, born 2:12 a.m., August 11, 2004."" "Different last name." "Yeah." "Sounds like a baby mama situation." "That would explain why the Bureau of Vital Statistics wouldn't have it." "Hey, Kevin, it's me, your father." "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Hey, there, Kevin." "This is your uncle." "Hi, uncle." "Hey, kid." "Get out of my yard." "Hey, just give us a minute to explain." "Kevin?" "Kevin, baby, go play." "I'll call the cops." "Come on." "Ease up." "It's me." "What are you doing here, Francis?" "It'd be a big help if you'd let us crash a few nights, and I also want to see Kevin." "He's getting big, huh?" "Looks like me." "Kids grow a lot in two years." "You can stay for a few hours." "No more." "A few hours ain't gonna cut it." "We need food, we need beds." "Little Boy, if she say we can't stay... we gonna respect that." "You at least got a first-aid kit?" "I'll show you." "Why don't you spend a few minutes with your son?" "He's good with that kid, huh?" "You know, Allison... we're gonna leave 'cause that's what Francis wants." "But if you're thinking about calling the cops, if you're thinking about telling them anything," "I'll come back here... and I'll kill that kid." "You know, you should try to get some sleep." "We still got an got hour before we get to Jackson." "Fat chance." "Yeah, me, too." "All this wedding planning stuff?" "It's, it's..." "I saw Natalie;" "She came in with that wedding binder thing." "Yeah." "You know, she started fighting with me, and then she started talking about the wedding and... how I'd sort of, kind of been distant." "Then she asked me, she said," ""You know, if I hadn't proposed to you, you know, would you have proposed to me?"" "And I..." "That's what you were talking about the other day in the office?" "I didn't have the answer." "I don't know that's what she was hoping for." "I think the wedding's off." "Jimmy, I'm..." "You know what?" "We should try to get some shut-eye." "There you go." "Allison's house is a few blocks up." "Jackson PD's gonna meet us there." "Wait a minute." "Those our guys right there?" "Oh, yeah!" "That's them!" "Go, go, go!" "U.S. Marshals!" "Ben?" "Oh, come on." "Not again." "You didn't have to kill Ben." "You could just marry me." "Jimmy's a free man, huh?" "So what are you gonna do now?" "You see the brown van there?" "It's the car they stole after they jumped off the train." "They're here." "You ready to do this?" "Yeah, let's hit it." "U.S. Marshals!" "Are you the policemen?" "Or are you robber men?" "Where's your dad?" "Wh-What are you doing in my house?" "!" "We're looking for Little Boy and Francis." "Where is he?" "He left two hours ago." "Took my car." "Please, not in front of Kevin." "Low crawl this guy so he can crawl in behind enemy lines." "I need you to tell me where he went." "I can't say anything." "Why?" "That guy?" "That guy?" "Now, what about these guys?" "Hey, we can protect you, Allison." "But can you protect my son?" "His own nephew?" "Little Boy was always jealous." "Thought it was him or us." "Made Francis choose." "The only way I can help Francis is if he turns himself in." "Francis said he'd call." "Promised to say good night to Kevin." "And you believe that?" "He said he wanted to start being a father." "And I told him, "You gotta prove it."" "He's gonna call." "All right, you gotta make sure Little Boy isn't listening." "Hello?" "Hey, it's me." "Sorry I'm late." "Is Kevin still up?" "No, passed out." "Is Little Boy with you?" "He's getting some grub." "Why?" "Francis, this is Annie Frost" "Don't hang up." "I'm with the U.S. Marshals." "I want to help you." "How you gonna do that?" "Little Boy is gonna go away for a long time, but you don't have to." "You want me to turn on my own brother?" "You should, considering he threatened to kill your son." "You're lying." "Allison would talk." "He was afraid" "Look, I raised Little Boy since he was four." "I know him." "He wouldn't do that." "But he's gonna do everything I know you love him, he can to stay out of prison." "He's gonna tell you that he's the only person you can trust, that you need him to stay free... your son." "That he didn't threaten" "I'm hanging up." "Damn it." "TOG just got a trace to a phone booth in Tallahassee." "I sent the local Marshals over there to check it out." "Where you been, man?" "Said you'd be gone five minutes." "I had to think." "About?" "Being on the run." "With you." "This is survival, man." "All right?" "We need each other." "I know." "I also need to see Kevin." "You know." "Trying to be a real dad, so he don't turn out..." "What?" "Like me?" "I did the best I could with you." "I was nine when I started looking after you." "France." "You did good." "But you got to be smart about Kevin." "All right, you go back to Jackson, they gonna put you in jail, man." "Yeah, well, then, he'll come visit me in prison." "No." "No, he won't." "They say they will, but they never do." "All right?" "It's just you and me, man, like it's always been." "I got to ask you something, Little Boy." "I need to know the truth." "Of course." "You'd never lift a finger to hurt my son, would you?" "Never threaten him?" "This coming from Allison?" "Man." "Come on, man." "You know she never liked our relationship." "Just answer." "Never." "All right?" "Not ever." "Thanks for the pickup." "Mm-hmm." "The Tallahassee marshals just missed him." "So what are these two low-rent thugs doing in Florida?" "The stash, okay?" "Darrington e-mailed me the info on Little Boy's cellmate." "His name is Tony Diaz." "The guy's from Cedar Key, Florida." "Big-time drug dealer." "Real estate investor." "And he's an overall scumbag." "Hmm." "Sounds like a rich scumbag." "Yeah, and Little Boy's always talking about the stash." "Well, if Diaz was big league, he would have money hidden for a rainy day." "So maybe the rumor about Little Boy hanging his cellmate is true." "He waits, he gets out..." "Disappears forever." "The promised land." "The view's nice." "Yeah." "Tomorrow as soon as it's light, we'll go look for that money." "For now, how about some cool drinks, huh?" "Who you calling, Francis?" "I'm turning myself in." "Not you" " Just me." "So you should get out of here." "Look, I didn't do right by you." "I know that." "Not when Dad died." "Not when you went to prison." "Somebody should have been there for you." "Which is what I want for Kevin, you know." "Yeah." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I understand." "That's your son." "So we cool?" "We are." "I'm sorry, Francis." "Cedar Keys PD found Francis' body floating in the harbor." "Stabbed in the side." "Family" " You can't choose it, can't escape it." "I looked up Diaz's property records." "I'm not sure where this stash is, but his house was seized and sold." "So's his vacation home." "Yeah?" "But not his luxury boat." "Diaz never bought a boat." "I looked into his real estate company." "They own a boat." "Pretty good way to hide a title." "Where's it moored?" "It was at Pelican Harbor." "Same place they found Francis' body." "But the harbor master it left ten minutes ago headed south down the coast." "Let's call the DEA, Coast Guard, whoever can get us a boat faster." "Hey!" "Head towards the cove." "Can we get to him before he lands?" "This is all we got?" "That's it." "Full throttle." "Either of you got a shot?" "You can take out the engine?" "Sure as hell try." "Nice shot." "I impress every once in a while." "I guess you do." "I don't see him." "Where the hell did he go?" "He's got to be below deck." "Hijo de puta." "Stop shooting or we will return fire." "Come out, hands up." "I can't..." "I can't..." "I can't hear!" "Come on out." "I want to see your hands." "Let me see your hands." "I can't see!" "I can't see!" "Hey, Annie, Hank Lacy's outside." "He wants to shake your hand." "Turn around." "I said turn around." "Dad." "Annie." "What's the matter, sunshine?" "You afraid?" "No." "Why haven't you found me yet?" "Takes time." "Maybe you're not sure you really want to find me." "You recognize this, don't you?" "That's Mom's ring." "Why didn't you send this to me." "You know why." "Something bad is about to happen."

"little lady." "There's nothing wrong with being a perfectionist." "all things have a time limit." "stocks and even fucking." "Stupid people." "It's half-asses." "Far too half-assed." "There's no way we can release these." "We're not saying we want to fool the mint." "are you and your friend on the PC." "000 dollars." "The due date was over two months ago." "but some of my subordinates think you're trying to pull a fast one on us like we're dumb reptiles." "keep working." "It's rude of them." "I'm sorry." "I don't agree with them at all." "I really would have to turn you into tiny little pieces." "Hmph." "Do I look like a man who'd strike a woman?" "right?" "I can't do great things." "think about the ones who have to clean up after you." "Why did you do that?" "!" "Now we can't... can't... now... don't cry." "We're not bored enough to put up with your hobby." "And we're not so extravagant that we can waste money." "little lady." "It's hot!" "Ow!" "Damn it's hot." "How much did I drink last night?" "but..." "Good Lord." "and this is how the day starts?" "How about this?" "I'm taking it all." "Damn it." "I'm going to the can." "Then we're starting over." "It's not as if I cheated on you." "I just..." "Open up!" "Hey!" "What's with this city?" "I've never seen anything more suspicious." "What's the shepherd's weapon?" "Psalms Chapter 23 Verse 15." "though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death." "The story is about what the shepherd took with him." "200)}Jericho 941: high capacity pistol created by Israeli Military Industries" "Model Jericho 941 FBL." "What the hell is that?" "Then what's your answer?" "of course." "You stupid shit." "right?" "Obviously he's gotta have an Israeli model." "you monkey." "It's so hot." "I wouldn't have come if I knew your AC was broken." "The boat at the dock too." "I'm so unlucky." "either." "You're not a broken jukebox you know." "So how about that pretty sailor boy of yours?" "right?" "Rock is just pathetic." "his jokes suck." "Damn it." "Who asked about that?" "Have you done it with him or not?" "come on." "You're being boring." "It's hot!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "I'm being chased!" "Help me!" "You're being called upon." "We're closed!" "Hurry!" "Open up!" "Open up!" "Please open the door!" "miss?" "bitch." "Isn't this a church?" "So what?" "God isn't home." "He's on vacation in Vegas." "Please!" "I'm being chased!" "I can't count on anyone in this city!" "I'm not from this city!" "Isn't a church supposed to do something!" "I can't believe it!" "You call yourself a sister?" "!" "Come back on Judgment Day." "Then God will... don't make us go through all of this." "It's time to go home." "don't do that." "you don't know this city... so..." "Eda!" "All right!" "Son of a bitch!" "Any idiot who tries to attack us..." "Had better prepare themselves!" "God damn it!" "Shoot them!" "Kill 'em!" "no matter what!" "you idiots!" "I can't calm down!" "I'm here to help!" "Call me "sister" you moron!" "I don't recognize the face." "Is he new?" "Ricardo." "I've heard all about you from sis." "Please call me Rico... don't call me sis!" "Nobushi!" "Put your guns down!" "It was a mistake!" "I beg of you!" "This is just a little misunderstanding..." "Don't fuck with me!" "Who cares if it was a mistake!" "piss-ass bastard?" "!" "You think you're going to be able to go home in one piece after putting a bullet in the church?" "!" "Oh Lord!" "It was useless after all!" "oh my... what's this?" "my." "Eda!" "Eh?" "Haven't I told you not to have these in the chapel?" "sister... we'll deal with that later." "We'll put these non-believers through the same thing as the Etimeshi." "Elvis!" "those bitches!" "I'll remember this!" "I'll turn you into mincemeat!" "my." "Who's handling the repair fee?" "The bullet fees?" "Money just keeps running out the door." "It's not a joking matter." "little lady." "the Florida branch of the Gerolam Familia." "The cartel hired me to make counterfeits of the old dollar bills." "so that hasn't been a problem thanks to the net." "I keep the team together." "I'm pretty much the leader." "And?" "What did you screw up to be chased by them?" "No one screwed up." "They just didn't have any taste." "How rude." "Listen." "I took this job because I heard I could make perfect counterfeit money." "The Super Z was a big shock for me." "but it was the mixture ratio that was brilliant." "We made sure that the cotton to linen pulp ratio was exactly 23 to 76.8." "There are some folks who'd settle with using a laser printer." "that's outrageous!" "But these guys were good." "They had a specialized Swiss-made printer." "but they're monitored so carefully." "we used a Heidelberg MF521 printer." "But it has its limits." "Isn't it terrible?" "you get funding just for that!" "I could make it on a much smaller budget." "Honestly!" "But even that has its problems." "The pressure around the serial numbers on the faceplates." "But we use a method where we alter the ink pressure in certain places with rubber." "But this isn't a very clever method." "we can make a more natural looking red blow ink." "There's no problem where there's a coat of green and black." "But with that method we need to be careful with the Treasury mark." "Or the area around it becomes uneven." "So then..." "I got a question." "yes?" "but..." "What is it?" "When will this be over?" "200)}"Battle of the Bulge": 1965 film about the famous WW II battle" "Are you gonna put your review of "Battle of the Bulge" in there too?" "are you bored?" "her attitude reminds me of someone." "She's just like that old hag from the Child Welfare Center." "time and..." "That's enough." "I think we understand." "So you tried to pull one over them like that." "You say the same thing as those idiots did." "solid proof over theory." "you idiot." "the print is off by half an inch and the Department of Treasury mark is too green." "And the rose-work on this one is more refined." "Am I right?" "Oh really?" "So you plan on enjoying a shopping spree at Sear's with the bill in your right hand?" "you poor thing." "You'd be going straight to prison." "Take a closer look at the Federal Mint mark." "I figured you'd be fooled by that." "Odd colorations and slips are not uncommon for bills made in the 70's." "But there's no Federal Reserve that starts with an M." "you've proven that Miss Revy's eyes are just glass balls." "we'll believe you." "let's hear the important part." "I went over the deadline." "as long as I had a purpose." "And then they shot my German operator!" "It was his job to manage the information given to us by our online members." "All our efforts up until then were wasted!" "They don't get it!" "So I finally got fed up and said goodbye to those wild gorillas." "That's all of it." "That's all your fault." "Seems like you have lots of time of time on your hands." "What?" "!" "I knew you wouldn't understand me!" "200)}NYPD Blue: 1990s American TV police drama set in New York City" "Playing with your stupid guns all day!" "People who waste their time watching NYPD Blue!" "Would you believe me if I told you that I watched the Oprah Winfrey Show?" "The correct answer coming up after the gunshot." "this must be the guidance of God." "You are very fortunate." "The girl who has the gun pointing at you is a getaway person." "You could handle the costs with the plates you have there." "I don't want to hand over anything that's incomplete!" "and I can't be picky." "000 excluding the getaway fee?" "you have no choice." "You'd better ask a different God." "Wha...?" "!" "Don't you serve God?" "!" "albeit with unlawful money." "lady." "I don't want your help anyway." "I'm thankful that you saved me from a tight spot." "goodbye." "hold on a sec." "Where are you staying tonight?" "I'll find a place." "you'll have yourself a brand new asshole even before you take off your socks." "here's the deal." "just past the Charkwan Market." "they should let you in." "That seems odd." "I didn't say it was free." "Please donate 300 dollars as you're leaving." "I see." "A church to the very end." "Then it's a deal." "Eda?" "Hmm?" "What?" "Sister Eda." "Never forget the importance of money." "Sister." "Country bumpkins are so easy to use." "Y-You!" "Leeroy!" "It's been a long time!" "200)}Chero:" "Salvadorian slang for "friend the Indian." "You bitch." "How much is her location worth?" "That's dirty!" "You found out where Jane is?" "Boss." "Lobos is a cowardly idiot." "You go in his place." "Boss." "Russel!" "The bastards in this town are just shithead monkeys with clothes on!" "Can you believe it?" "!" "Even those nun bitches at the church were shooting at me!" "Boss!" "I want to leave this godforsaken shithole of a place and go back to civilized Florida!" "Boss." "capture that Indian woman and bring her to me no matter what." "200)}Dachau: first large-scale Nazi concentration camp opened in 1933 it'll make Dachau look like a field trip!" "Boss." "I came with you from Florida for just this reason." "Boss." "the Trouble Buster." "What's up?" "Got a thorn or something?" "I'll kill you!" "Earning dirty money like that!" "Give me half!" "That's why I keep calling you an idiot." "You gotta let girls like that sleep before you take'em." "Let them sleep?" "let them sleep?" "It's just like the slots at a casino." "Wait a while and coins will start pouring out." "what on earth... passenger lady." "Eda." "What on earth did you do?" "What do you mean?" "I work for the master trickster." "200)}Sea of Galilee:" "Israel's largest freshwater lake where many of Jesus Christ's miracles were said to have occurred" "The man who walked across the Sea of Galilee." "A trick like this is a breeze." "right?" "Let's go." "tell me!" "Where're we going?" "!" "Bye bye." "Eda!" "A nun?" "Eda!" "Damn it." "Which of you were called here by Lobos?" "Everyone at this table." "then." "I'll be giving the orders." "000 dollars a head." "She's staying at the Ramsap Inn." "Your job is to capture her alive." "then you can rough her up." "it's an easy job that any punk on the street could do." "you idiot bastard!" "why would I hang around pathetic money." "You... cowboy!" "How about you go back to Austin and fuck a cow?" "!" "You bastards... you're too damned bossy!" "you're too... you bastards!" "you bastards!" "Just introduce us to the new face." "That will be enough." "Who are you?" "I don't recognize her either." "Who has she been working with?" "you came to me with a job." "Eh?" "Me?" "I'm late!" "Sorry!" "Are you ready?" "the method of taking care of this." "Boss Chang said to make example of it." "Tear up or to mince?" "Boss didn't say." "Either one works." "I dropped it off." "Rest up to you." "Sawyer the Cleaner!" "So that's what you look like?" "You always had the white mask and goggles on!" "No wonder we didn't recognize you!" "You all done?" "Let's get to work!" "Over there is a new face." "you're right." "Never seen them before." "what are your names?" "I am Claude "Torch" Weaver." "Rotton... the Wizard." "but are you two drinking milk?" "!" "I can't drink." "Beer makes me vomit." "Because of my faith." "Not very fitting... what kind of weapons you have?" "This." "How about you?" "It doesn't look like a gun." "Idiot!" "You plan on roasting the store?" "!" "Y-Y-You... cut it out!" "we all understand what weapons we all have." "Everyone OK with that?" "Let's go take care of this and then have a drink." "Is Ramsap Inn far?" "Let's split up in cars and go." "The tab's all yours." "Shit!" "Cowboy?" "What doing?" "You be left here!" "this street'll be fine." "Pull over and stop." "nii-san." "this place?" "I don't get her logic." "something very convenient will happen for us." "that doesn't sound right... you bastards!" "Let's go!" "000 dollars a head job!"

"Fore centuries, mankind has been the dominant species." "We've domesticated animals, locked them up, killed them for sport." "But what if, all across the globe, the animals decided no more?" "What if they finally decided to fight back?" "Previously on Zoo..." "Rise and shine, Jackson." "We have a dozen impatient Swedes waiting for us to show them the rhinos." "Abraham!" "(gun fires)" "My name's Jackson." " Chloe." " Was your husband...?" "No, my husband is back in Paris." "Although he never became my husband." "I learned he was having an affair." "(growls) (screams)" "Excuse me, Mitch Morgan?" "I'm Jamie Campbell." "We spoke on the phone." "Right" " L.A. Telegraph." "You're the animal coroner?" "Veterinary pathologist." "You want to know what incited the lions to kill the zookeeper." "JAMIE:" "And the men downtown, yeah." "That makes two of us." "Apparently, there's a rash of missing cats in Brentwood." "This is an elementary school." "MITCH:" "Yeah, but in the summer, it's a day camp." "And camp starts tomorrow." "My father made all these tapes." "He talks about a defiant pupil-- indisputable proof that his theory was correct." "Maybe my father wasn't entirely crazy." "Jackson Oz, you're under arrest." " For what?" " Interference with lawful hunting." "You got to be kidding me!" "(lion growling softly)" "(cats meowing)" "We should call Animal Control." "And tell them what?" "What?" "This, the-the cats," " the kids." " Yeah, okay." "This is weird, maybe even a little creepy, but cats have been known to socialize in groups." "We even have a name for it." "It's called a "clowder."" " A clowder?" " Yeah, a clowder." "Now, cats aren't all that social, so you don't see it too often, but... often enough they gave it a name." "Mitch, there's something going on here." "Yes, there's something going on here, but I can assure you there's a rational explanation for it, all right?" "Okay, then explain those lions from the zoo." "Those lions did what lions do." "They acted "lion-y."" "Smug." "Smug?" "You don't see it too often, but often enough that they gave it a name." "All right, let's call animal rescue, but you're gonna do all the talking." "You might reach an actual human being by Tuesday." "OPERATOR:" "Thank you for calling the Animal Control hotline." "To continue in English, press one." "If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial 911." "For wild animals, please press one." "For domestic animals, press two." "Okay, here's your explanation." "Hello." "Animal Control." "This is Becca." "Honeysuckle." "How can I help you?" "Yes, hello." "Uh, I'm calling to report a... um... (hisses, meows)" " Hello?" " Uh, could you send a unit to Sunshine Elementary School?" "It's on Boon Avenue in Brentwood." "There's been a, um..." "Ma'am?" "There's a lot of cats in the trees." "And I think that someone needs..." "I'm sorry." "Cats?" "Yes, cats." "All right, we'll send someone out." "That would be great." "Thank you so much." "They're on their way." "Well, this should be embarrassing." " (cat yowls) MITCH:" "Whoa!" " (Screams)" "(hisses)" "I'm telling you, it's the honeysuckle." "See, honeysuckle to cats is like... you know, it's like catnip." "Do you think...?" "What?" "They heard you calling the authorities?" "(moans)" "♪" "(purring)" "Hey." "Hey, Kavimba." "Listen to me, listen to me, listen." "Look, you have to let me out of here." "Honestly, Jackson," "I am of the mind to keep you here all week." "I understand, but you can't." "You have to let me out now." "You cannot continue to interfere with the tourists." "We have to get back out there and figure out what's going on with those lions." "Look, you have to shut down the safari camps in the valley." "At least until we can properly assess what the hell is going on out..." "We go through this every time there's a prolonged dry season." "The herbivores go searching to quench their thirst in places they shouldn't." "The big cats follow, and sometimes people get hurt." "This isn't normal dry season wandering, and you know that." "This entire town..." "this entire region exists because people want to see the lions!" "You exist because the people want to see the lions!" "My best friend died out there." "And I'm very sorry about that." "I went to grade school with Abraham." "He was my friend, too." "(door opens)" "Shut down the camps." "Hey, there." "Oh, hey." "Are you leaving?" "Yeah." "They took my statement about the lions, and now I'm going back to Paris." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "You're no longer under arrest?" "No, not for the moment." "Uh, listen, can I, um, get your contact information?" "A phone, e-mail, whatever." "It was nice to meet you." "Thank you for rescuing me." "No, uh, Chloe, uh, I-I think you misunderstand me." "I'm not..." "There has to be a further investigation of what happened out there, so I may need to... speak with you." "Of course." "Yeah." "0-6-35..." "What is it?" "(cell phone rings)" "(lion growling)" "(cell phone continues to ring)" "What do you think of this, Andraz?" "You like him?" " He's a soldier." " No." "(dog barks)" "WOMAN:" "Lord, help us with this adoption." "MAN:" "What did you expect, luv?" "He's four." "I just don't know how we shall ever hope to succeed at this." "MAN:" "Uh, no, no, no." "No, come, come, come, come." "(speaking Slovenian) Shh, shh, shh." "Hey, hey, it's all right." "Would it be possible, sir, to remove the dog from the lobby until we leave?" "He good dog." "He no bark." "Appreciate that, but still." "Shh, shh, shh." "The last thing we need is for Andraz to be bitten by a dog the first day he's under our supervision." "We have two more days before the adoption decree goes through." "How are we going to entertain him for two more days?" "He doesn't even speak English." "What do you want to do tomorrow, Andraz?" "Hmm, son?" "(boy chatters)" "What?" "Excellent choice." "Tomorrow, we go." "Is this where you saw him last?" "In there." "KAVIMBA:" "Go." "Keep a sharp eye out." "Yes, sir." "(grass rustles)" "The driver's body's still in there, but Abe's gone." "So now what?" "JACKSON:" "We keep looking." "It's fresh blood." "It must be Abe's." "Can't be more than 24 hours old." "There's a trail of it." "Oh, my God." "What is it?" "Oz, wait!" "Go, go, go, go!" "In the jeep!" "In the jeep now!" "Go!" "Go!" "(engine starts)" "He's there, he's there!" "_" "Whoa." "Are... are you kidding me?" "(stammers)" "I'm two days late on the rent." "It's not my call." "It's my mother's." "This is the sixth month in a row you've been late." "No." "No, no, no, that's... that's impossible." "Sixth?" "Maybe the fifth, but definitely not the sixth." "Listen, man, I could probably... you know..." "What?" "Talk to my moms?" "If you'd maybe want to grab a drink." "Maybe a meal?" "You like soft-shell crab?" "Dude, I'd rather sleep in the street." "MAN:" "In that case," "I'm afraid I can't help you." "My mom says you gotta go." "All right, we got you, buddy." "We got you." "Grab his legs." "I got his arms." "Okay." "I got him." "JACKSON:" "Steady." "Okay, steady." "Steady." "Careful." "The ridge..." "It's all right." "Hey, we got you." "Take it easy, buddy." "We got you." "The ridge..." "He's saying something about the ridge." "We've got a problem." "Lions!" "There are too many." "Too many for just one rifle." "Unlodge his foot from there." "(lion growls) There's no time!" "Nice and easy, nice and easy." "Come on." "We gotta go, we gotta go." "I'm going to shoot." "You shoot, they'll charge." "Do not shoot!" "Then hurry!" "Careful, careful." "He's injured." "If I don't shoot now, we don't stand a prayer!" " You got him?" " I got him." "He's in." "Now let's go." "Now!" "Come on!" "Move!" " Come on!" " Let's go!" "Let's go!" "All right, let's go!" "Hold him still!" "Come on, come on!" "Drive!" "All right, move!" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Go, go, go!" "I don't understand why they're not pouncing." "(snarling)" "(trainer shouts commands)" "(audience applauds) (low growling)" "(trainer shouts commands)" "(whip cracks)" "(applause)" "(trainer shouts commands)" "You do know this is unnatural." "What?" "Forcing a creature to do something that... doesn't come instinctively." "(drumroll plays)" "(whip cracks)" "(applause)" "(roars)" "(audience gasps, laughs)" "MITCH:" "All right, so we've been talking this whole hour about animal behavior." "The norms and the deviations." "That's it for today." "Don't forget, your papers are due on Friday." "On which is the greater motivator:" "hormones or pheromones?" "(low chatter)" "You know, I still want to cut myself every time" "I even think about having to explain to those Animal Control officers why we called them in a panic about a bunch of empty trees." "I found something." "There's a chemical called 2,4-D." "It's known to affect the neurotransmitters in animals' brains." " Meaning it could cause aberrant behavior." " Exactly." "Now, 2,4-D is currently being used in pesticides made by Reiden Global." "The beef those lions were fed came from cows that fed on grain that was treated with pesticides from Reiden Global." "This is all... very riveting." "Wait." "There's more." " I was so hoping there would be." " Last month," "L.A. County started using a similar pesticide to contain a rare mosquito outbreak." "Want to guess where?" "In honor of conspiracy nuts everywhere," " I'm gonna guess Brentwood." " Yes!" "Brentwood." "Fine." "Let's just say, for a second-- for a second-- that you're right and this chemical is causing the aberrant behavior." "We could find out for sure by taking a closer look at the lion's brains." "Great." "Let's do it." "Let's nail these bastards to the wall." "You are thoroughly obsessed with Reiden Global, aren't you?" "I mean, in ways that go beyond just "I hate corporations."" "Yeah, I am." "May I ask why?" "Because of what they did to my hometown." "What'd they do to your hometown?" "They murdered it." "(people talking indistinctly in distance)" "(monitor beeping rhythmically)" "MAN:" "Jackson and the search party are back." "JACKSON:" "How is he?" "WOMAN:" "Abe's gonna be fine." "No internal injuries." "No bite marks." "Several lacerations, some cuts and bruises." "Can I see him?" "In a couple of hours." "I gave him a sedative." "How is it possible?" "How is what possible?" "Somehow, those lions dragged him up into a tree." "Well, that's hardly inconceivable." "They do it with their young, they drag them by the back of their necks." "I mean, sure," "Abe is considerably larger than a lion's cub..." "But it's as though they purposely went out of their way not to mortally wound him, not to kill him." "Why would they do that?" "I don't know." "But I do know that he was incredibly lucky." "(sighs)" "So, did you find the others?" "JACKSON:" "Yeah. 22 dead by the river delta." "WOMAN:" "Oh, no." "Well, if the bodies are gonna start arriving," "I have to prepare the loved ones." "Are you okay, Jackson?" "I'm fine." "Really, Mom," "I'm fine." "(panting)" "(distorted roaring) (gasps)" "(panting) (roaring)" "(roars)" "(gasping)" "(phone ringing)" "(phone beeps)" "Jackson!" "Jackson!" "How's Abraham now?" "Your cousin's gonna be fine." "My father's recordings;" "did you bring them?" "Yes, of course." "Good." "Come with me." "I think there's one about fight or flight." " Do you know what I'm talking about?" " Yes." "I've watched them all." "They're brilliant." "Fight or flight." "Do we run or do we strike back?" "That's..." "ROBERT:" "What do we do in the face of fear?" "Do we run or do we strike back?" "This question resides in the most primal aspect of the brain, both humans and animals alike." "But it won't be long before the animals realize that they no longer need to flee." "That they have the capacity and the capability to rule the planet." "That they no longer need to fear mankind." "(squeals)" "See?" "It's not scared of me." "It knows... that all they need to do is fight and they can take down the human race." "(monitor beeping rhythmically)" "Hey, rafiki." "How you feeling?" "I suppose I'll live." "As long as my beloved doctor doesn't tell me otherwise." "120/80." "You're perfect." "(chuckles)" "You see that?" "I am perfect." "Kukaa karibu." "You saved my life, rafiki." "I only did what you'd do for me." "I don't know." "All those lions." "I think I would have left you and ran. (chuckles)" "What happened out there, Abe?" "How did you end up in that tree?" "I went into the safari bus, and I saw... a man lying in the aisle, dead." "That's why I didn't see the lion come in." "(roaring)" "So I made my peace." "It was my time." "That's okay." "Everyone has their time." "At least I would be with my baby brothers again." "(roars)" "(roaring)" "ABRAHAM:" "I must have bumped my head, because the next thing I remember, he was dragging me." "And then I realized his plan for me was worse than death." "I was to be food for the pride." "But they didn't eat me just then." "Instead, they dragged me up into the tree that you found me in." "(low snarling)" "(roaring)" "And they retreated up the ridge and waited and watched." "I came in and out of consciousness, and I prayed that I would die before they had decided they had toyed with me enough and that it was time to feed." "Next thing I knew, you were there helping me down." "I don't think that they were ever going to eat you." "I think that they wanted us to find you." "I think that they wanted someone to spread their message." "I don't understand." "Spread what message?" "That they're no longer afraid of us." "(gasps quietly)" "(snarling, roars)" "Polnjene zivali." "That's it, Andraz, the show is over." "Polnjene zivali." " What's he saying?" " Don't know." "I'm suddenly wishing some genius had thought to invent an English-to-Slovenian smartphone app." "(chuckling):" "Yeah." "Andraz." " Andraz?" " Andraz!" "Andraz!" "Andraz!" "Andraz!" "Andraz!" "(tigers snarling)" "(low snarling)" "(people talking indistinctly in distance)" "(hooting, screeching)" "I'm sorry, but the lions aren't here-- they've been destroyed." "MITCH:" "What, already?" "Yeah, both corpses last night." "On whose orders?" "Uh, the city council." "Or maybe the zoo board." "I'm not sure." "It means nothing." "Oh, come on." "Are you still living in Venice, Mitchell?" "Uh, yes." "It's convenient to Westwood... classes." "I love it there." "Tell me, Mitchell, uh, could we get the same results from a different lion that was fed here at the zoo?" "A live one?" "There are certain tests I could run that wouldn't be harmful." "What is this all about?" "To be honest, we're trying to get to the bottom of what happened with those lions the other day." "ZOOKEEPER:" "Yeah, there's a full investigation underway, but I kind of think it's a waste of time." "Every now and then, lions just act "lion-y."" "Wow, did you guys go to the same orientation seminar?" "Just don't want it to happen again." "Yeah, of course." "Mitchell, um... do you think maybe it might be possible for Aspen to arrange for us to borrow a lion?" " Wh-What?" "No." " No, just for a little bit." " No, that's not..." " Just to run those tests." "I don't think that's..." "Yeah, sure." "Of course." "Anything to help." "(rooster crowing, chickens clucking)" ""Kukaa karibu."" "I've heard you and Abraham say that before." "It's something his mother taught him." "It means stay close and take care of the people you care about." "You're very good at that." "What if he was right?" "Who?" "Robert." "Is that where you got that idea about the lions no longer being afraid of us?" "From your father?" "I was watching the recordings he made, okay?" "At least the ones I have." "Now, the flash drives are numbered "one of 12," "two..."" "Jackson." "But I only have five flash drives." " Where are the other seven?" " Jackson." "Your father's ideas were rejected by every one of his peers." " Harvard revoked his chair." " What if they're wrong?" " What if they're all wrong?" " He was the laughingstock..." "What if everyone else is wrong?" "22 people are dead from those lion attacks." "Twenty-two." "What if something in his work could keep other people from dying?" "It can't." "Because there was no basis in fact for any of it." "Your father lost his tether on reality." "He was delusional." " Okay, I know." " He was..." "I know, I know." "It's the reason I made you take this job, remember?" "It's the reason we're here, to get away from him;" "I know." "Then why are you bringing all of this back?" "I'm not." "I think it's already here." "(low snarling)" "(snarling)" "MAN:" "Andraz!" "Andraz!" "Andraz!" "You scared us." "You scared us, all right?" "(sighs) You scared us, Andraz." "Polnjene zivali." "MAN:" "Polnjene zivali." "Polnjene zivali, yes?" "Yeah." "(chuckling):" "Thank you." "(speaking Slovenian)" "Apparently, it means "souvenir."" "(cooing)" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "Chloe." "_" "(speaking French)" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "♪" "(sobbing)" "(sobbing continues)" "What...?" "What is it?" "Dear Lord." "I need to see my son." "Right away." "14 years out here, I've seen five bodies mauled by lions." "Today, nearly two dozen." "It's tragic." "Yes, it is." "But that's not what concerns me." "Lions kill for two reasons, but these people, they didn't pose a threat, and they weren't killed for food." "Something else." "When lions kill, they go for the throat." "It's quick, it's efficient." "But these bodies, every one of them has the femoral arteries slashed." "These people, they died slow painful deaths." "But it was several lions." "Several." "How would they all...?" "Change the way they kill?" "They wouldn't." "And yet, they did." "You've always had a lot in common with your father, Jackson." "Even when you were a child, you were... brilliant like him and curious and determined." "We're all a product of nature and nurture, our genes and our experiences and" "I've already lost one of the men I love to this." "I know it's irrational... but now I'm afraid I may lose the other." "Tokyo?" "What's in Tokyo?" "The flash drives that you have, they were sent to us by Harvard." "They were among the things that your father left behind when they asked him to resign." "But after he died," "I got this address from the executor of his will." "At some point, your father found his way to Japan." "Whatever is left of his research, this is where you'll find it." "If something's really going on with the lions," "I'm not just leaving you here." "Once it's safe, then I'll go." "I don't think there's time for that." "Look, I'm not saying that I think your father was right." "In fact, I pray to God he wasn't." "But if he is... (scoffs) ...this isn't gonna stop with just the lions." "(thick accent):" "Okay." "One final paper." "Good." "Cestitke." "Congratulations." "Congratulations!" "(laughs)" "I'm a mum." "You're a mum." "(laughs)" "I'm a mum." "(dog barks)" "Polnjene zivali." "(speaks Slovenian) (growling)" "Come here, pup." "Oh..." "Don't fear," "I'll get it." "It's okay." "Come here." "Come here." "Daddy will find it." " Okay?" " Okay." "(horns honking, traffic sounds)" "Max!" "Come here, boy!" "(claps hands, whistles)" "Max!" "(quietly):" "Damn it." "(whining)" "Max!" "Come on." "Would've been better to shave him, but I didn't think to bring a razor." "All right." "Make yourself useful." "Attach these to the electrodes." "Red to red, yellow to yellow, and so on." "Do they teach you this in vet school?" "Nope." "Med school." "You went to med school, too?" "I did." "But I gave it up once I realized that... that meant doing what doctors do:" "primarily dealing with people." "(beeping, gasps)" "(monitor beeping rhythmically)" "It works." "That was funny, by the way." "What's it saying?" "It's, uh... spiking in the hyper-gamma frequencies." "What does that mean?" "I don't know." "Because lion's brains don't have hyper-gamma frequencies." "(cub snarling quietly)" "Mitch..." "He's awake." "(cub snarling quietly)" "(phone rings) Hello." "MITCH:" "It's me." "I think I underdosed the lion cub." "I gave him 3.9 milligrams of Zolazepam 20 minutes ago." "Should've kept him asleep for hours, but he's-he's waking up already." "(whispering):" "Would you hold-hold him still?" " I'm trying." " I just want to make sure it's okay to give him another dose." "Yeah, that's fine." "Uh, but I've gotta go." "We've got a bit of a crisis here." "For some reason, all the big cats are going crazy." "Crazy how?" "I don't know." "(lions snarling)" "About 20 minutes ago, they started howling and they haven't settled down since." "(snarling)" "MITCH:" "That started at 10:00?" "Yeah." "Why?" "MITCH:" "Nothing." "Coincidence." "(roaring)" "(roaring over phone speaker)" "(roaring)" "Uh, Mitchell, I have to go." "What was that?" "I don't know." "But I think-- and I can't believe I'm about to say this" "I think these lions are... communicating with each other." "Long-distance." "(chain rattles)" "All right." "Stay." "(low growling)" "Stay." "Stay." "That's a good boy." "(whining)" "(snarling)" "(growling)" "(growls)" "(barks)" "(barking)" "(snarling)" "Rafiki." "Hey." " Should you be out here?" " No." "Not at all." "But I spoke to your mother and she told me about Japan." "Abe... no." "Kukaa karibu, rafiki." "If you go," "I go with you." "I don't think so." "I appreciate..." "You have known me for a dozen years now." "Do you know me to be a man that is easily dissuaded?" "Besides..." "I think Japanese women are very sexy." "(laughs)" "Yeah." "I'm sure they're gonna find you sexy, too." "In a beaten-up kind of way." "Yes." "I am a very rugged man." "(laughs)" "(stifles a groan)" "(engine starts)" "(dogs barking, howling)" "ANDRAZ:" "Dada?" "That's right." "Dada." "Mama." "Mama." "Dada, Mama." "Yes." "(scratching at door)" "(dogs barking, howling in distance)" " MAN:" "Chloe Tousignant?" " Oui." "That's not important." "What is important is Africa, and what happened to you there." "The second matter involves dogs in Slovenia." "I have reason to believe the two events are connected and that you may be uniquely suited to help us." "Who are you?" "Who are "us"?" "If you will come with me," "I'll tell you everything." "But we should go straightaway." "I'm afraid-- and this is not an overstatement-- that the fate of the world may hinge on it."

""We've got 3 minutes till it blows." "We won't make it!"" ""You've got to get out of here!" "Save yourself!"" ""I won't leave you."" ""Don't worry about me." "I'm a robot." "I'm just a machine!"" ""No, you're not." "Not to me."" "Oh, my God." "What?" "I am extremely talented." "Yeah." "You're great." "Yeah." "Okay, let's take it from.." "No, I mean, I was really acting my ass off." "I thought I was pretty good, too." "Yeah, you're solid." "You're just no me." "You know what?" "I think that's enough for now." "I don't want to be over-rehearsed." "Fine." "I'll do it without you!" "I don't need you or anybody else!" "I'm gonna make it on my own!" "You'll see!" "You'll all see!" "The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E." "So what are you auditioning for?" "It's a new TV show." "I'm up for the part of Mac, Machiavelli, or "Mac"!" "I'm a detective and I solve crimes with my robot partner." "He's a computerized humanoid... electronically enhanced secret enforcer." "Or "C.H.E.E.S.E."" "So Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.?" "That's the title!" "They lucked out that the initials spell "cheese."" "That is lucky." "So Joey, if you get this, you're gonna be, like... the star of your own TV show." "I mean, you'll be like the "Big Cheese" or the "Big Mac." Hey, you love those!" "Don't get your hopes up." "It probably won't happen." "Why would you say that?" "Well, I mean, come on, guys." "My own TV show?" "I don't know if I'm good enough." "I am." "What are you talking about?" "You're a terrific actor." "You really think so?" "How can you even ask that question?" "She's pretty." "Yeah." "And she's really nice too." "She taught me all about how to work with cameras... and "smell the fart" acting." "I'm sorry." "What?" "Excuse me?" "It's like you got so many lines to learn so fast... sometimes you need time to remember your next one." "So while you're thinking of it, you take this pause where you look intense." "You know, like this:" "Okay." "Here's my scene!" "Here's my scene!" "Mrs. Wallace?" "I'm Dr. Drake Ramorey, your sister's surgeon." "You sister is suffering from a..." "Well, Eva, we've done some excellent work here." "And I would have to say your problem is quite clear." "All you want is a tinkle" "What you envy's a schwang" "A thing through which you can tinkle" "Or play with or simply let hang" "I play Al Pacino's butt." "All right?" "He goes into the shower and then, I'm his butt." "Oh, my God." "Come on, you guys." "This is a movie and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!" "It's terrific." "You deserve this." "After years of struggling... you've finally cracked your way into show business." "Okay, fine, make jokes." "I don't care." "This is a big break for me." "No, you're right, it is." "Yeah." "So, you gonna invite us to the big opening?" "All right, I'm out of here." "Wish me luck." "Good luck, good luck We all wish you good luck" "Yeah, whatever." "Wow, if I could dance, I'd be a triple threat." "It's your turn." "Oh, are we playing this?" "How'd the audition go?" "Terrible." "I messed up every word." "I shouldn't even be an actor." "Wait." "Are you pretending it didn't go well, but it really did go well?" "Yeah, did I fool you?" "Totally!" "So it did go well?" "Amazingly well!" "Great!" "It's down to me and two other guys." "And they're really good." "One's from those allergy commercials who's chased by flowers." "Oh, I love that guy!" "What are you doing?" "What am I doing?" "I'm so nervous, you know?" "The callback is tomorrow at 5:00." "I feel like my head's gonna explode." "Well, it is overdue." "Don't worry." "You'll be fine." "But it's so much pressure." "What you guys do is different." "I don't know if you'd understand." "Yeah, we don't have pressure at our jobs." "I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the wee-ness and I'm not happy." "Well, I'm tearing the lettuce." "Is it dirty?" "Don't worry, I'll wash it." "Don't." "I like it dirty." "That's your call." "So what are you going to do next?" "I thought I'd cut up the tomatoes." "Are they firm?" "They're all right." "You sure they haven't gone bad?" "You sure they're not very, very bad?" "No, really." "They're okay." "You gonna slice them real nice?" "Actually, I was gonna do them julienne." "I'm out of here." "I'm quitting." "I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on a thong... and she didn't even buy it." "I'm quitting." "That's it." "I'm talking to my boss right now." "Yes, I am." "Yes, I am." "Bye." "Call me when you get this message." "Well, what happened?" "Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until..." "Oh, my God." "And all of a sudden, his hands weren't the problem anymore." "Was it?" "Boy Scouts could've camped under there." "You ate my sandwich?" "It was a mistake." "It could happen to anyone." "Really?" "Now calm down." "Come look in my office." "Some of it may still be in the trash." "What?" "Well, it was quite large." "I had to throw most of it away." "You threw my sandwich away?" "My sandwich?" "My sandwich!" "It's just, I want this part so much." "If I don't get this part, I'm never gonna eat macaroni and cheese again." "I didn't say that." "That doesn't count." "Come on, guys." "It's not like I moved to Europe." "I just moved across the hall." "And we would have you over all the time... if it weren't for Monica's allergies." "You're right, I could never lie to you." "She hates you." "Should I get that?" "Hello?" "No, Joey's not here right now." "Can I take a message?" "Yeah, okay." "So the audition's been moved from 5:00 to 2:30?" "Okay, great." "Bye." "Aren't you dressed yet?" "Am I naked again?" "We're meeting my parents in 15 minutes." "I was just talking to the guys." "Look at them." "Is it okay if they come visit?" "What about my allergies?" "Right." "Your allergies." "All her." "She hates you." "Yes!" "All right." "How cool would it be if you could watch a life-size version of this?" "I mean, how crazy would that be?" "As crazy as soccer?" "Hello?" "What are you talking about?" "The audition's at 5." "Well, nobody told me." "Who'd you talk to?" "Never mind." "You mean you didn't get it from this?" "The allergy guy got the part." "Thanks." "Maybe we can fix it." "Maybe we can send him some big flowers and scare him!" "How could you do this?" "This could've turned my career around." "I messed up, okay?" "I'm sorry." "I really messed up." "Why'd you answer my phone?" "I have a machine!" "Which I bought for you." "Taught you how to use it." "You thought it was a copier." "If there was anything I could do, I'd do it." "Everybody's allowed one mistake, right?" "He could have gotten me a VCR or golf clubs." "But no, he has to get me the "Woman Repeller."" "The eyesore from the "Liberace House of Crap!"" "It's not that bad." "Easy for you to say." "You don't have to sport a reject from the "Mr. T" collection." "I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry!" "I do!" "I do!" "I pity the fool that..." "When you were late last night, Kathy and I were talking and... one thing led to another and...." "And what?" "Did you sleep with her?" "No!" "No, I just kissed her." "What?" "That's even worse!" "How?" "I don't know!" "But it's the same!" "I have no excuses." "I was over the line." "Over the line?" "You're so far past the line you can't even see it!" "The line is a dot to you!" "I'm not saying you should magically forgive me." "But you're not perfect." "You've made errors in judgment." "Name one!" "What happened?" "Man!" "He promised he wouldn't take the chairs!" "How were you locked in?" "And where the hell's all of our stuff?" "This guy came to look at the unit... and he didn't think it was big enough to fit a man." "So you got in voluntarily?" "I was trying to make a sale!" "If I ever run into him again, know what I'll do?" "Bend over?" "There's Lori." "Remember, no trading." "You get the pretty one, I get the mess." "Hi, Joey." "Hey." "Well, well." "Look what you brought." "And what did you bring?" "She's checking her coat." "Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands." "Will you get me a white Zinfandel and a glass of red for Janice." "Janice?" "Oh, my God!" "Joey's tailor took advantage of me." "What?" "No way." "I've been going to the guy for 12 years." "You said he'd do my inseam... then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was..." "What?" "Cupping." "That's how they do pants!" "Isn't that how a tailor measures?" "Yes, yes, it is." "In prison!" "I said name one!" "I can't believe I did this." "Stop beating yourself up." "People make mistakes." "These things happen." "There aren't any messages you've forgotten to give me?" "Apparently, you're not very good at it." "Do you think he'll forgive me?" "Of course." "The important thing is that you forgive yourself." "You know what, I kind of have." "Already?" "That was pretty bad what you did." "He will forgive you." "I like to bring a pad with me when I answer the phone, okay?" "You didn't see how mad he was." "I'm sure he'll forgive you." "We've all been there." "You fight, you make up." "That's how it works." "It took two people to break up this relationship!" "Yeah!" "You and that copy girl... which yesterday you took responsibility for!" "I didn't know what I was taking responsibility for." "I didn't finish the letter." "What?" "I fell asleep." "You fell asleep?" "It was 5:30 in the morning." "And you had rambled on for 18 pages." "Front and back!" "And by the way?" "Y-O-U, apostrophe R-E means, "you are."" "Y-O-U-R means "your."" "I can't believe I thought of getting back together with you." "We are so over!" "Fine by me!" "And just so you know, it's not that common... it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!" "I knew it!" "You had no right to go out with him." "That's ridiculous.." "You sold me out!" "I did not!" "You did!" "You sold me.." "Would you let me talk?" "Did you just flick me?" "Well, you wouldn't let me finish and.." "Stop it!" "Stop." "Stop." "All right." "No, let's not do this." "No!" "Happy thoughts." "No!" "Happy thoughts." "No!" "Okay, now I'm gonna kick some ass!" "All right." "Now, I will let go if you both stop." "Fine." "Fine." "There we go." "You know what?" "If we were in prison, you guys would be my bitches." "Okay, buddy boy, here it is." "You hide my clothes?" "I'm wearing everything you own." "Oh, my God!" "Look at me, I'm Chandler!" "Could I be wearing any more clothes?" "Maybe if I wasn't going commando." "I tell you, it's hot with all this on." "I'd better not do any lunges." "Joey?" "Got you the Joey special!" "Two pizzas!" "Hello?" "Damn it!" "Hello?" "No, Joey's not here right now, but I can take a message." "I think." "He's still got a chance for the part?" "That's great news!" "Well, no, obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog." "That's great." "I'll give Joey the message." "Yes!" "Okay." "Mac... audition... at 2:00." "Allergy... actor... attacked." "By dog... not... flowers." "Tell me you got the message." "What message?" "The actor playing Mac couldn't do it." "They needed you at 2." "What?" "It's 6:00!" "Look!" "I wrote it on the board!" "I wrote it down, then went looking for you!" "I went to Ross's, the coffee house..." "I went to any place they make sandwiches!" "I can't believe this, Chandler!" "I'm sorry." "I don't know what to say!" "You might say congratulations!" "I saw the board, I went to the audition, I got the part!" "Was that funny?" "I was worried." "I'm sorry." "That fake-out thing is just mean." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to make you feel bad." "Well, that's good." "Because you didn't!" "And I'm incredibly happy for you!" "That's mean!" "You had me going!" "We could do this all day." "Yeah, you're right." "Let's talk about what a huge star I'm gonna be." "You're gonna be huge!" "I'm gonna hug you!" "You hug me!" "All right." "Do we do this too much?" "I think so." "Yeah." "Get off me." "Yeah." ""C.H.E.E.S.E., I'm not leaving without you." "Route your backup power source through your CPU."" ""l can't!" "My circuits are fried!" "They're fried, I tell you!"" ""Then I'll carry you!"" ""That'll be a neat trick..."" ""when you're dead!"" "You don't have to yell." "There was just an explosion." "My hearing would be impaired." "I thought you were great." "For a minute, I was like, "Where'd Ross go?"" "Thank you." "And that first scene where you meet Mac..." "Yeah?" "Oh, my God." "I mean..." "And you know what?" "That's enough for today." "Thanks for your help." "Holding us back." "Totally."

"This programme contains strong language." "APPLAUSE" "CHEERING" "Good evening." "Welcome to Have I Got News For You." "I'm Stephen Mangan." "In the news this week - word spreads that Rupert Murdoch has rewritten his will to cut out his children." "SHE GUFFAWS" "On a building site in Surrey," "David Cameron discusses with engineers exactly where Iain Duncan Smith is going to have his accident." "And in north London, the Government's new pro-EU leaflet arrives through Boris Johnson's letterbox." "On Ian's team tonight - a German comedian who believes British audiences are wrong to applaud someone before they've actually done anything, so let's see what happens now as I say, please welcome Henning Wehn!" "CHEERING AND APPLAUSE" "And with Paul tonight - a politician who, after last year's general election, was leader of Ukip in that brief period between Nigel Farage resigning as leader and Nigel Farage sobering up." "Please welcome Suzanne Evans." "APPLAUSE" "And we start with the bigger stories of the week." "Ian and Henning, take a look at this." "Yes, that's Panama." "Someone handing over money." "Want some more?" "He does!" "Putin..." "Oh, that smells fishy." "Already, there are investigations in a lot of countries, a Prime Minister has fallen." "Might be two." "Well, this is a fabulous story by a whistle-blower for a company in Panama, and I do hope he's somewhere with a beard and a baseball cap, hidden safely away, having offended Putin, the Chinese," "all Arab countries and David Cameron, obviously." "Um..." "So, it's a massive exposure of, um... ..this Panamanian company which sets up offshore for money laundering, tax evasion..." "LOW HUM" "It's Putin..." "He's tunnelling in." "It sounds like the building is trying to start itself up." "The alleged corruption with Mr Putin..." "A number of his friends..." "He's probably never met any of them." "Oh, he's gone." "Um..." "Anyway, no, it's 11 million documents, proving that the idea that the rich are an extraordinary elite who are constantly trying to evade giving any money to any society which they live in is entirely true." "What do you think?" "It's not unexpected, is it?" "So, you didn't look at that and think," ""Oh, I would have never guessed that."" "On the other hand, it does keep Britain safe, in a way, because for as long as the President of Bananistan, huh, has got his ill-gotten money squirreled away in UK property, they're not going to attack the UK." "So, eventually, you don't need MI5, MI6." "All you need is Foxtons." "APPLAUSE" "It's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened on this scale." "I'm sorry to be enthusiastic about it, I know you expected it, but, God, the detail's fantastic!" "And they've had a scalp." "I mean, most journalism doesn't end up with the Prime Minister resigning, but in Iceland..." "I mean, was it 10% of the population went out on the street?" "That'd be the equivalent of five million of us going up to Downing Street and saying," ""Give us your dad's money back!"" "Just an idea." "And as you said, the people of Iceland have reacted with fury." "On the streets of Reykjavik, the incredibly well-behaved Icelanders stamped their feet for a bit and their Prime Minister resigned after it was revealed he and his wife had a huge offshore tax fund, although his spokesman claims..." "Oh, no, we've heard this before, Suzanne!" "APPLAUSE" "Anyway...what's the man in Iceland called?" "Sven?" "I get a German on, and HE does the racist stereotypes!" "It's just probabilities." "He's called Sigmund..." " Sigismundi...?" " SUZANNE:" " Gunnlaugsson." "It is a lot more racist just to..." "He's like," ""Or something like Sigismundi..." ""Or whatever it is with their silly foreign names!"" "Yes, these are the Panama papers from the office of tax lawyers Mossack Fonseca." "I believe Harry Redknapp once tried to sign him for Tottenham!" "Why is this embarrassing for the Prime Minister?" "The Prime Minister's father was named in the papers, and he ran an investment vehicle, amusingly called Blairmore Investments." "It's entertaining, cos it suggests you could move even more money offshore than Blair did." "And the fund was moved to Ireland when Cameron became Prime Minister because, apparently, a source said..." "I would like to make it clear at this point that nobody has broken the law." " Yes..." " What about Jack the Ripper?" "This is the Prime Minister who said," ""I want more transparency and I want less corruption,"" "And there are these very funny series of statements, starting with, "This is a private matter."" "And people saying, "No, it isn't."" ""OK, it's not private." ""I'm never in the future going to get any money" ""from these offshore holdings."" "And people are saying, "What about the past, then?"" "And I believe the latest news is he's admitted there was 30 grand he's taken out of it" " and he's sold the shares." " Yeah." " So he used to own some shares" " in Blairmore." " He suddenly remembered." " Yeah." " Yeah." "And it does give the impression that, you know, the shares paid for his inheritance and his schooling, and it's just that idea that we're all in it together... if you happen to run a country." "At some point during that, he said, "Put up or shut up,"" "which was kind of like a big red flag flying, I think, because when a politician says that, you know their back's against the wall." "Have you noticed that with other politicians(?" ")" "APPLAUSE" "Well, I think it is incredibly embarrassing for him." "Yes." "Cameron dealt with these embarrassing questions in instalments." "He said..." "Here he is in 2013, commenting on the private tax affairs of Jimmy Carr." "Think of all those people who work hard, who pay their taxes, and out of that post-tax income save up to go and see Jimmy Carr." "He's taking that money and stuffing it into something where he doesn't have to pay taxes." "That is not fair!" "To be fair, whenever Cameron gives a speech, it's always free entry." "Where was he when he was asked about his tax affairs and why was it extra embarrassing?" " The Bahamas?" " Shame, cos he would have got a nice tan, wouldn't he?" " Yeah." " No." " Lanzarote?" " No." " At PricewaterhouseCoopers." " That's right, yes." "He was at the accountants PricewaterhouseCoopers, who've been criticised by a Commons committee for facilitating..." "Cameron's father's scheme, like a lot of hardcore tax avoidance schemes, used bearer shares." " Would you like me to tell you how they work?" " Yeah." " Yes, please." " Thank you." " I give you this bit of paper, Suzanne." " OK." "That's some shares in my offshore company" " Trade Bastard." "That now means you own the shares, cos you're holding them." " If you pass them to Paul..." " Yes, I've got them now." "Now he owns them." "But nobody needs to know" " that they have passed from you..." " Well, we shouldn't have done it" " like this, then." " Shouldn't have done it on live telly." "OK, so I've got them now, but nobody knows I've got them." " No-one knows you've got them." " Yep." " That's how it works." " Well, I tell you one thing - you have to be very organised." " You do." "Because I know, I mean..." "I can't find..." "I can't find my house keys most days..." "Various world leaders have been building up stacks of tax-free cash offshore." "What has the President of the UAE been secretly doing with his money?" "Bought up London property." "Exactly right, yeah." "He's bought £1.2 billion worth of London properties." "He's bought half of Oxford Street and parts of Mayfair." "He didn't get the utilities or the stations, though... which are actually better value." "Astonishingly, the world of football has allowed itself to be besmirched by these offshore revelations." "How did that happen?" "Well, they got their new man, Infantino, the new Fifa president, and then they had one geezer looking after the ethics committee or something, and he was working if not for the Fonseca lot, then for something related to them." "So, essentially, he's the ethics man and he's right in the middle of it all." "So that doesn't look too good, does it?" " They should have kept Blatter." "I said that all along." " Yeah." "Yes, Uefa did a deal on TV rights with an offshore company called Cross Trading..." "It's like The Night Manager, this, isn't it?" "..which was a front for an alleged fraudster." "The deal was signed by brand-new, squeaky-clean Fifa boss" "Gianni Infantino." "I can't help noticing there are a lot of extremely bald men in the news at the moment." "So shall we play a game of..." "Whose Bald Bonce Is This?" "Fingers on the buzzers." "Here's your first bald bonce..." "Who's that?" " BUZZER" " Iain Duncan Smith." "Yes, it is." "Ian, you made him cry, didn't you?" "Erm..." "Erm..." "APPLAUSE" "I did." "Erm..." "I made a documentary about Victorian benefits and I asked him some questions about the Poor Law and workhouses and he suddenly started crying when he told me about this young girl who'd had no start in life and he'd wanted to help." "And then people said, "Well, what did you do when he cried?" ""Did you comfort him?"" "And I said, "No, it's Iain Duncan Smith."" "You didn't tell Iain Duncan Smith you were related to him, did you?" "You didn't go, "Daddy"?" "Let's have a look at look at another bald bonce." "Is it someone's knee?" "It's actually..." "Sajid Javid." "Our Business Secretary." "Are his ears very low or is it just the angle of the shot?" "His head has melted and they've slid down the side of his face." " I hope his..." " He would look different if he had hair." "He would look different if he had hair, yeah." " Proportion-wise, I mean." " Yeah, true, yeah..." "I feel a bit hypocritical on this round." "You're not there yet, Ian..." "Incredibly expensive." "Funded through the BBI." "And finally..." " Who's that?" " Bobby Charlton." "Right profession." "Somebody old in football, is that it?" "He will be thrilled to hear that." "It's Ray Wilkins." " Why's he been in the news?" " He hasn't." "Suck it up." "This game, it needs a little bit of refining, I think." "OK, only another 42 bald heads to go." " By the way, does anyone know who Nigel Mills is?" " No." "Is he bald?" " No, he's not bald, no." " Not bald at all?" " Unrelated to baldy bonces, then." " He has hair." "And therefore looks different than if he would have had no hair." " He got it." " Yeah." "He is actually a Tory MP...who is big on tax avoidance." "I ask because he's clearly worried that people don't know what he looks like." "So, in this interview on Sky News, he made doubly sure." "Whose responsibility is it to ensure that the mega rich play by the rules?" "Well, joining us live from his constituency in Ripley is" "Nigel Mills, the Conservative MP who is very active on tackling multinational tax avoidance." "Now, hilariously, the poster behind should have been doing the talking..." "Er, what's the big news in Russia?" "The papers reveal a huge number of transactions going through a friend of Putin's who is a cellist." "Um..." "And people have said, well, it's quite strange that this cellist who runs a small music school... ..has a vast financial empire through which wash billions and billions of pounds." "And they are suggesting that this in some way links to Putin." "And that's quite big news in Russia, particularly if you mention it." "Yeah." "Why would Putin be distracted?" "What else is on his mind at the moment?" "He's having an affair with a belly dancer?" " That's, that's close..." " Is it?" "!" " That's close." " I just thought I'd made it up." " That is really close." " There is a story in some of... ..the world's press that he's having an affair with Wendi Deng..." " Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife." " Oh..." "I have no idea whether this story is true or not." "Though it is amusing." " Yes, there are rumours, though, aren't there?" " There are." "That she is having some sort of... ding-dong, I suppose..." "If you were Leslie Phillips." "Cos she's..." "There was the engineer bloke..." "Rupert Murdoch, she was married to." "Possibly Tony Blair?" " Rumours there." " She wasn't married to him." " No." " I would have noticed that." "Yes!" "Staying with Russia - which traitor appeared from beyond the grave this week?" "Lenin!" "No, he wasn't a traitor." "It's the first word I always say in pub quizzes, I'm sorry." " Oh, er, the Cambridge Five, the fella that died." " Philby." " Philby." " That's right." " Yeah." " Yes, a video from 1981 surfaced, of Kim Philby explaining to the Stasi how he spied on Britain for the Russians for decades." "Here he is..." "He was introduced to the Stasi by masterspy Markus Wolf, known as..." "That would surely attract attention." "Kim Philby's advice was..." "To the Stasi was, if you're caught doing something..." "Never admit it, deny it absolutely..." "It's good for British public life..." " Absolutely right." " Are you drawing some parallel between a traitor to our country and the Prime Minister that's currently residing at Number 10 Downing Street?" "It never occurred to me!" "Oh, that's a shame." "Do you know what Kim Philby's highly sophisticated method for smuggling state secrets to the Russians was?" "Carrier pigeon?" "It wasn't even as exciting as that." "He said..." "Have you ever been approached during your time at Oxford?" "Um, I was never approached in the future, or... now." "This is the shock news that some of the world's biggest bastards have been using offshore companies... to dodge their tax." "Panama may seem like an unlikely location for financial security, but if there's one thing we know about Panama, they can keep things under their hat." "APPLAUSE" " I don't think we should applaud that sort of thing." " No." "It's disgusting." "In the past, David Cameron has described people using offshore schemes to minimise their tax as..." "A refreshingly honest end to the eulogy at his father's funeral." "The first casualty of the scandal was Iceland's Prime Minister, who has been forced to resign." "He's also in danger of having his assets frozen." "Still, that's what happens if you go sunbathing in Reykjavik." "Ronnie Corbett, that one's for you." "APPLAUSE" "Vladimir Putin has been linked to the offshore banking scandal." "Rather more surprisingly, he's also been linked to Wendi Deng." "At the moment, it's just a rumour." "We'll only know for sure when they split up and she's found dead in a locked hotel room." "Paul and Suzanne, take a look at this..." "Oh, yes, this is Port Talbot, I imagine." "The crisis in the steel industry, because we have no money, because it's all in Panama." "And that's the industry secretary, who's pretending he's going to do something about it." "Which he can't, because the EU's strangling it." " Oh, and there's the President of China." " Happy hour." " Yeah." "David Cameron trying to do his man-of-the-people bit," " like Nigel Farage, and failing abysmally." " Yes." "What, you think Farage looks good with a pint?" " Yeah." " Or two." " Yeah." "Or two." "That's what this country needs, somebody who's always on the piss." " Well, it worked for Churchill, didn't it?" " Yeah." "Yeah, he was up against different opposition, though." "Thankfully, we're allowed to make those remarks - because we won." "Yeah, I shouldn't have brought it up." "I was going to say, "You started it." But then, no, no..." "Anyway, very unfair to you" " Suzanne there saying it's the EU's fault that Port Talbot's closing down." "I feel like I've come to the country far too late." "Because...before Britain joined the Common Market, this must have been paradise." "And it was paradise, wasn't it?" "Only had to go to work three days a week." "Yeah, this is the news that Tata are to sell off the steelworks at Port Talbot in Wales." "It's losing £1 million a day, thanks to British imports of cheap Chinese steel." "Business Minister Anna Soubry suggested buying Tata... ..causing alarm at the Treasury, which didn't think it had that much available." "It's not just a question of money." "They're losing £1 million a day." "I noticed that sort of international tax evasion is costing us..." "What's the figure?" "16 billion a year." "So we could keep Port Talbot going for... oh, about 300 years." "We could go for quite a long time if we weren't paying 350 million a week to the EU." "Well, if you weren't in the EU, I wouldn't be here." " SUZANNE:" " Why not?" "CHEERING AND APPLAUSE" "And if that is a blessing or not is for you to decide." "Which campaign are you in now?" "You'd never guess." "The Leave campaign." "No, no, of the many on the other side." "I'm on the board of Vote Leave." "You're not one of the Grassroots lot?" "No, I didn't like the look of the green tie." " I don't think it'd suit me." " Is Nigel in the Grassroots lot?" " Nigel's..." " Oh, what a coincidence." " Yes." "It's all a bit Judean People's Front/People's Front of Judea." "APPLAUSE" "Tata took the decision to sell up at a board meeting in Mumbai last week." "Local MPs and union representatives from Port Talbot flew out there to lobby the company." "Where was the government's Business Secretary, Sajid Javid?" " He was in Australia." " Yeah, that's right." "He was on holiday..." "Sorry, he was at a trade meeting." "Writing in the Sunday Times," "Sajid Javid said of his eventual visit to Port Talbot..." "His PR team." "Suzanne, when you see what an extraordinary mess the Government has made of this," " surely you must still be tempted to rejoin the Tory party..." " No, no." " ..and leave all those Ukip nutters behind?" " No, they're not nutters." "They're a great bunch of people, Ukip, and I'm sticking with Ukip." "Well, at least I hope, if they let me back in." "Please!" " You're suspended for, what, six months?" " Six months." " Are you going to appeal?" " I absolutely am." " Try and get a year?" " Yeah." "While we've been away, the EU debate has been raging dully on." "All sorts of claims are being made about what will happen if we stay or go, with each side accusing the other of scaremongering." "So let's sort everything out once and for all with a quick but potentially fun game of..." "LAUGHTER" "..Fear or Fact?" "GAME SHOW MUSIC PLAYS" "Fingers on buzzers." "If we leave Europe, we'll be able to make browner toast." "Fear or fact?" "BUZZER" "Got to be a fact." "Well, Ukip MEP David Coburn certainly thinks so." "He blames EU regulations for his less-than-powerful toaster." "If you're watching, Mr Coburn, the next time that happens, put your fork in the toaster..." "..and poke it around a bit." "APPLAUSE" "If we leave, we will at last be free to recycle teabags." "Fear or fact?" "Can't we recycle teabags already?" "The Mayor of London claimed in a column you can't." "Yes, that's right." "Boris Johnson feels his life has been blighted by regulations on teabag recycling, although it turns out there aren't any." "Yeah, but still fair enough to be cross about it." " Bloody Brussels!" " Yeah!" "If we leave, it'll be the end of the booze cruise." "BUZZER Fear or fact?" " Suzanne." " Definitely fear." " Definitely a fear?" " Definitely fear." "The French are going to stop us going over there and buying their booze?" "Not a chance." "Well, the Transport Secretary..." "SHE SIGHS" "..Patrick McLoughlin, he thinks there's a risk the EU might introduce customs limits and stop us stocking up on 110 litres of beer," "90 litres of wine and ten litres of spirits." "On hearing this news, Nigel Farage tweeted..." "Not really." "That was actually Nigel's idea of an April Fool's joke." "One reply to that tweet stated..." "APPLAUSE" "Do you regret sending that now, Suzanne?" "Anyone want to hear a former Swedish Prime Minister's view on the EU?" "Here he is on Newsnight with Evan Davis." "..and a former Swedish PM tells us if Britain can leave the EU, be in the single market and have full border control." "No." "This is the news that thousands of workers at Port Talbot are facing the axe." "The good news is that George Osborne insists he has a coherent, strategic plan to safeguard the future of any worker who loses their job in the steel industry." "The bad news is, he came up with it after watching The Full Monty." "In other news this week," "Jeremy Corbyn announced he will be playing Glastonbury, although he's refused to appear on the Pyramid Stage, as he's opposed to any sort of hierarchical structure." "And so to Round Two, the Picture Spin Quiz." "Fingers on buzzers, teams." "BUZZER" " Paul." " Donald Trump, he's..." "Well, it could be anything with him, couldn't it?" "Why is he so angry?" "He's a billionaire, he's got a lovely wife who loves him for his money - what is the...?" "LAUGHTER" "What is he so angry about?" "I think he's angry cos he's just lost." " He's lost in Wisconsin." " Yes." "The whole sort of Trump bandwagon appears to be slowing up." "Yes, this is the news that Donald Trump may have finally out-crazied the Republican Party." "He's lost votes with women after making controversial comments on abortion and then lost votes with women-haters by trying to take them back." "That's a frequent accusation - "Politicians, they are too dull."" "Well, he isn't dull." " No." " But do you want to be governed by him?" "I want them as dull as possible." "Charismatic leaders in the past have led to all sorts of trouble." "I would say that..." "APPLAUSE" "The thought of him being in charge of America - he can't even control the knob on his sunbed." "I think you should refer to him as his butler." "But this whole business about building the wall in Mexico and the Mexicans will pay for it that's not going to happen, is it?" "It's 1,000 miles long." " Yeah." "They'll get a ladder." "What he's done is threaten to cut off the billions of dollars" "Mexican immigrants send back from American to Mexico unless Mexico make..." "Let's see what the former Mexican president Vicente Fox thought about that idea." "I'm not going to pay for that... fuckin' wall!" " Made him angry, didn't it?" " Livid, he is." " He's furious." "Can we just take a brief moment here to look at Donald Trump's mouth?" "What is weird about it..." "Someone on the internet spotted this - you can replace his eyes with his mouth and he looks the same." " There's him normally." " Yeah." " And then with mouths for eyes..." "As a final note, has anyone noticed how Donald Trump often sounds like he's a bit drunk?" "Well, thanks to Friend Dog Studios, here are some recordings of Trump's actual voice but put into the body of a drunken American man." " DONALD TRUMP:" " 'We need a border, we need a wall 'but I don't mean one of those walls where you go 'to Home Depot and buy a ladder and you walk across." "'I mean, a wall!" "'Much higher." "'That's peanuts." "That's peanuts." "'No, no, no." "Much higher." "Much higher." "'I do know what I'm doing." "'I want to help women with women's health issues, 'nobody's going to be able to do it like me." "'And, like, a lot of us are really smart, I'm really smart." "'You know, I'm really good with that stuff." "'You know, anybody that likes me, I like." "'I just want to make this country so great." "'And that's what's going to happen." "And that's what going to happen.'" "APPLAUSE" "This is the news that Donald Trump has lost the Republican primary in Wisconsin." "After a disastrous week, Trump's dreams lie in tatters." "He may never become President and therefore may never be powerful enough to catch the eye of Wendi Deng." "According to the Mail, Heidi Cruz says that her first date with Ted lasted hours, because..." "Jesus, I'd take the Rohypnol myself." "This week saw criticism of Donald Trump for retweeting photos of his wife next to Heidi Cruz." "British politicians were equally quick to condemn the photos, except for Boris Johnson, who spent ten minutes trying to swipe left." "Fingers on buzzers, teams." "BUZZER" " Uh..." " Paul." "Some cats can understand better accents than others." " Some accents they don't get." " They respond better to a northern accent?" " No." " They meow differently depending on where they live?" "That is the right answer." "Well done." "APPLAUSE" "This is the news that scientists think cats can pick up regional accents." "Before we get into the enormous detail of this story, how do cats say "meow" in Germany, Henning?" "Uh, "Meow!"" "Are British meows under threat from Brussels, Suzanne?" "The scientists behind this claim actually come from Sweden." "What noise do cats make in Sweden?" " IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:" " "Sven!"" "APPLAUSE" "This isn't the first study of its kind." "A University of London professor backed up a farmer's claim that his cows..." "Anyone see what was spotted in the Thames this week?" "A dolphin?" "Something that no-one can quite describe" " but apparently it was Nessie." " Oh, yes." "Hard as it might be to believe." "Yes, some people think they saw the Loch Ness monster." "Here's footage shot from a Thames cable car." "Well, it's uncanny, isn't it?" " Shall we have another look?" " Yes." "The cable car doesn't look that secure to me, the way it's..." " What do we think that could be?" " Shopping trolley." "Iain Duncan Smith throws himself off Hammersmith Bridge after interview with Ian Hislop." "Well, we know it's definitely not Nessie because according to Loch Ness expert Steve Feltham, who spent 25 years unsuccessfully looking for Nessie..." "He only says almost impossible though." "And, finally, who would like to see a dog flying a plane?" "Not for me!" "There are certain things that I find entertaining and certain things that are no-go." "Here we are, a Staffordshire bull terrier/collie cross, called Shadow, took control of a plane at 3,000 feet." "Flying in a figure of eight circuit, following directions from his trainer." "Here he is." " OK." "This one, turn to right." " Good, good." "'Shadow nails turn two, but next is the first of the key manoeuvres.'" " HENNING:" " Absolute garbage!" "Not in a million years did that dog fly the plane." "Not after the last accident he had." "We actually had to stop it there because he had to go back and serve drinks and nibbles." "As news broke that a dog had successfully taken control of a plane, one passenger was quick to react." "What's the airline called, Woofthansa?" "Time now for the Odd One Out round." "Just one between you this week." "Your four are..." "Jeremy Corbyn." "Tesco." "Neil Carter from The Archers." "And the Prodigal Son." "The man who painted the Prodigal Son picture sort of lost heart in the end, didn't he, by putting that arrow in?" "Did he not think they wouldn't know who he was?" " He didn't draw the eye to the right character, did he?" " No, no." "Oh, is the arrow a clue because an arrow is fired by an archer, and you've got a man from The Archers?" "No." "Is it what the Prodigal Son did or what he ate or he was received...?" "Is it the fatted calf?" "What he ate is good." "A pig." "Corbyn been eating pork?" "He's a vegetarian." "Yes, why is he a vegetarian?" "Because he doesn't eat meat." "APPLAUSE" "I think." "Oh, did he once see a pig being slaughtered?" " Yes, he did." " And he was traumatised." " Yes." "They all worked on a farm killing pigs." "They all worked on a pig farm except Tesco is the right answer." "Oh, yes." "APPLAUSE" "They all worked on a pig farm except Tesco, who claim their pork sausages are from Woodside farm, which is entirely made up to make them sound more wholesome." "Where are they from then if not from a farm?" "The National Farmers Union are asking that Tesco's rebrand" " their sausages with a more appropriate name." " Ah." "Like abattoir slurry." "How have marketing experts defended Tesco?" ""It's not that bad, we could've called them Blairmore Farms."" "One told the BBC..." "It's just instinct." "Jeremy Corbyn grew up in Shropshire and as a young man worked briefly on a pig farm where he grew quite attached to the pigs." "Words he'll no doubt say again after the next election." "Neil Carter from The Archers has worked with pigs on Willow Farm almost since he arrived in the village of Ambridge over 40 years ago." "In a recent interview, the actor was asked..." "To which he replied..." "Adding, "What part of radio don't you understand?"" "Has anyone been keeping up with the latest goings on in The Archers?" "Somebody got stabbed but then survived, so nothing much to shout about." "Yeah, that's right." "Someone got stabbed with a kitchen knife in a controversial domestic abuse storyline." "Critics say the bloody storyline would've been more at home on EastEnders." "If it had've been on EastEnders, here's how it would've sounded." "WOMAN CRIES" "He's..." "He's..." "He's dead!" "I've killed him." "EASTENDERS DOOFS-DOOFS PLAY" "And here's what happens when Radio 4 tried to do grit." "He's..." "He's..." "He's dead!" "I've killed him." "THEME FROM THE ARCHERS PLAYS" "APPLAUSE" "Time now for the Missing Words Round, which this week features as its guest publication" "On The Lighter Side, the magazine for international lighter collectors." "If you want to thumb through it, it usually takes a few goes." "And we start with..." "Attach two pieces of paper together." "And that's British!" "An innocent enough idea in the pages of the lighter magazine, though it led to a flood of hate mail from outraged readers of Paperclip Digest." "Next..." "Fuck-Face McGee." "That's the only one I can think of." "The answer is..." "Dopey Dick was a killer whale who first came to Northern Ireland in the '70s and he's now Minister of Education in the Stormont government." "Next..." " SUZANNE:" " I know this one, I think." "Tried to get very large sofa into tiny car." "Is the right answer!" "Next..." "Justice." "APPLAUSE" "Well, the answer is..." " SUZANNE:" " Ketchup?" " That is nothing to be scared of, really." " Next..." "Ant and Dec." "The answer is actually..." "What's wrong with German traffic lights?" "They're boring, apparently." "What, more boring than other traffic lights?" "Don't you want traffic lights to be boring?" "Rather than just changing colours all of a sudden." "Next..." " HENNING:" " Arsonists?" " No." "Shall I tell you the answer?" " Yes." " Yes, please do." "If you want to know what it looked like before it had covers and content, here it is." "And finally..." "Justify the bombing of Dresden?" "Here is what happened when one grandpa, Nonno Bill, recently went to get his done in one of those modern photo booths." "So, the final scores are..." "Ian and Henning have four, but this week's winners are Paul and Suzanne with six." "APPLAUSE" "But just before we go, there is time for the caption competition." "After a rare moment of honesty," "Ian Hislop's career takes a downturn." "On which note..." "LAUGHTER" "..we say thank you to our panellists, Ian Hislop and Henning Wehn, Paul Merton and Suzanne Evans." "I leave you with news that, as Fifa look to move away from accusations of corruption," "China reveals its bid for the 2030 World Cup." "At a retirement home in the North West, one relative worries the standard of care might not be quite up to scratch." "And at a stoneworks in California, a life-sized Kim Kardashian statue nears completion." "Good night."

"And now, for something completely different." "It's..." "FACE THE PRESS" "Hello." "Tonight on "Face the press" we're going to examine two different views of contemporary things." "On my left, is the Minister for Home Affairs... who is wearing a striking organza dress in pink tulle, with matching pearls and a diamante collar necklace." "The shoes are in brushed pigskin with gold clasps, by Maxwell of Bond Street." "The hair is by Roger, and the whole ensemble is crowned by a spectacular display of Christmas orchids." "And on my right, putting the case against the government, is a small patch of brown liquid which could be creosote or some extract used in industrial varnishing." "Good evening." "Minister, may I put the first question to you?" "In your plan "A better Britain for us", you claim that you would build 88 000 million billion houses a year in the Greater London area alone." "In fact, you've built only 3 in the last 15 years." " Are you a bit disappointed with this result?" " No, no." "I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways." "Firstly, in my normal voice, then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine." "Well, while the Minister is answering this question," "I'd just like to point out the minister's dress has been made entirely by hand from over 300 pieces of Arabian shot silk especially threaded for the Minister by Vargar's, of París." "The low slim-line has been cut off-the-shoulder to heighten the effect of the minister's fine bone structure." "Well I think the minister is coming to the end of his answer now so let's go back over and join the discussion." "Thank you very much, Minister." "Today saw the appointment of a new head of..." " Don't I say any more?" " No fear!" "Today saw the appointment of a new Head of Allied Bomber Command." "Air Chief Marshal sir Vincent 'Kill the Japs' Forster." "He's in our Birmingham studio..." "Hello Sailors!" "Listen, guess what." "The Minister of Aviation has made me head of the RAF Ola Pola." "Hello." "Mrs. Rogers?" "No!" "Ooh, I must be in the wrong house!" "So from now on we're going to do things my way." "For a start David Hockney is going to design the bombs." "And I've seen the plans..." "That must be the new gas cooker." "NEW COOKER SKETCH" " Morning!" "Mrs. G. Crump?" " No, Mrs. G. Pinnet." " This is 46 Egernon Crescent?" " No, Road!" "Egernon Road." "Road, yes, says here." "Yeah." "Right, could I speak to Mrs G. Crump please?" "There's nobody here of that name." "It's Mrs. G. Pinnet, 46 Egernon Road." " It says Crump here, don't it Harry?" " Yes, it's on the invoice." "Yes, definitively Crump." "Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered - a blue and white CookEasi." " Well you can't have this." "This is Crump." " Oh dear, what are we going to do?" "Well I don't know." "What we can do for you is take it back to the Depot, get a transfer slip from Crump to Pinnet, and put it on a special delivery." "Yeah, that's best." "We'll special it for you, we'll get it down there today and you'll get it back in 10 weeks." "Ten weeks!" "Blimey, can't you just leave this one?" " What, this ?" "What, leave it here?" " Yes." " Well I dunno." "I suppose we could." " She'd have to fill out a temporary dispatch note." " We could leave it on a temporary dispatch note." " Well that's sorted out then." "What a mess..." "I know, it's ridiculous really, but there you are." "Glad we could be of such a help." " Would you sign it down there please, Mrs Crump?" " Pinnet." "Listen, just for the books to make it a bit easier, could you sign it Crump-Pinnet?" "Right." "Thank you very much, dear." "The cooker's yours." "Sorry about the bother... but there you are ..." "You know ... cheerio!" "Hey, excuse me!" "Cooey!" " Er, can you put it in the kitchen?" " You what?" " Well I can't cook on it unless it's connected up." " We didn't realize you had an installation invoice." " An MI." " No, we can't touch it without an MI, you see." " Or a R16." " If it's a special." " No, it's not special." "Special's back at the Depot." " No, the special's the same as installation invoice." " So it's an R16." " What is an installation invoice?" " A pink form from Reading." " We wondered what that was." "Now these are the forms." "That's the one, love." "This should be all I need." "Hang on." "This is for Pinnet." "Mrs G. Pinnet." " That's right, I'm Mrs. G. Pinnet." " Well we've got Crump-Pinnet on the invoice." " Shall I sign it Crump-Pinnet then?" " No no no, not an MI., no!" " No - that's from Area Service at Reading." " No, Cheltenham isn't it?" " No, not this side of the street." " Look, I just want it connected up!" " What about London Office?" " Well they haven't got the machinery." " Not now." " What!" "The Hounslow Depot?" " No, they're still on standard pressure." " Same with Twickenham." " Surely you can connect up a gas cooker." " Oh yeah, we could connect it up, love, but not unless it's an emergency." " But this is an emergency!" " No it's not." "An emergency is 290... 'where there is actual or apparent loss of combustible gaseous substances'." " Yes, like a leak." " Yes, or a 478." " No, that's valve adjustment." "But there can't be a leak unless you've connected it up!" " No, quite, we'd have to turn it on." " Can't you turn it on and connect it up?" "No." "What we can do, this is between you and me, I shouldn't really be telling you this, we'll turn your gas on, make a hole in your pipe, you ring Hounslow emergency, they'll be around here in a couple of days." "What, a house full of gas!" "I'll be dead by then." "Oh well, in that case you'd have the South East Area Manager round here like a shot." "Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes', you'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here." " Really?" " Yes, that's murder you see." " Or a suicide." " No, that's S42." "Still, I thought it was Hainault." "No, Central area and Southall Marketing Division, they're both on the S42 now." " And they'd be able to connect it up?" " Oh, they'd do the lot for you, love." " And they'd come round this afternoon?" " Well what is it now... 11:30..." " Murder... they'll be round here by two." " Oh well that's wonderful." "Oh well, right love, if you'd like to lie down here." " Ok, Harry." " Ok, gas on." "Right, deep breaths, love." "Ring Head Office would you Norman..." " Shall I go through maintenance?" " You'd better go through Deptford maintenance." " Peckham's on a 207..." " That's LeWisham." "What about Tottenham?" "VACANCY" " PILOT NEEDED TO FLY VINTAGE MODEL" "EUROPEAN MONARCHS APPLY BRI. 5331" " Good morning." " Morning sir, can I help you?" " Help me?" "Yes, I'd say you can help me." " Yes, sir?" "I came by your advert: "Small white pussy cat for sale." "Excellent condition."" " Ah, you wish to buy it?" " That's right." "Just for the hour." "Only I aint gonna pay more'n a fiver cos' it aint worth it." "Well it's come from a very good home, it's house trained." ""Chester drawers."" " I'd like some Chester drawers, please." " Yes, sir." " Does it go?" " It's over there, in the corner." ""Pram for sale." "Any offers."" " I'd like a bit of pram, please." " Yes, sir." "That's in good coondition." "Oh good I like them in good condition, eh?" "eh?" "Yes, here it is you see." ""Baby-sitter." No, it's a baby-sitter..." "I don't want a baby-sitter." ""Be a blood donor", that's it." "I'd like to give some blood please." "Oh, spit, which one is it?" ""Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week"." "What does that mean?" " The Times, please." " Oh yes sir, here you are." "MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS" "Good morning." "I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but my walk has become rather sillier recently so it takes me rather longer to get to work." " Now then, what was it again?" " Well sir, I have a silly walk... and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it." "I see, may I see your silly walk?" "Yes certainly, yes." " Err that's it, is it?" " Yes that's it, yes." "It's not particulary silly, is it?" "I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step." "Yes, but I think that with Government backing I could make it very silly." "Mr Pudey, the very real problem is one of money." "I'm afraid that the Ministry of Silly Walks is no longer getting the kind of support it needs." "You see there's Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks ..." "They're all supposed to get the same." "But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence." "Now we get £348 million a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products." " Coffee?" " Yes, please." " Mrs TwoLumps, would you bring us 2 coffees please?" " Yes, Mr Teebag." "Out of her mind." "Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step." "While the Israelis... ah, here's the coffee." "Thank you - lovely." " You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you?" " Oh rather, yes." "Well take a look at this, then." "Mr Pudey, I'm not going to mince words with you." "I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk." "La Marche Futile?" "Bonjour... et maintenant ..." "comme d'habitude, au sujet du Le Marché Commun." "Et maintenant, je vous presente, encore une fois mon ami, le pouf célèbre, Jean-Brian Zatapathique." "Merci, mon petit chou-chou Brian Trubshawe." "Et maintenant avec le pied de droite, avec le pied de gauche, et maintenant I'Anglais-Française Marche Futile, et voilà!" "And now, a choice of viewing on BBC television." "Just started on BBC2, the semi-final of episode 3 of "Kierkegaard's Journals"" "starring Richard Chamberlain, Peggy Mount and Billy Bremner." "And on BBC1, "Ethel the frog"." "Good evening." "On "Ethel the Frog" tonight we look at violence." "The violence of British Gangland." "Last Tuesday a reign of terror was ended when the notorious Piranha brothers," "Doug and Dinsdale, after one of the most extraordinary trials in British legal history were sentenced to 400 years inprisonment for crimes of violence." "Tonight Ethel the Frog examines the rise to power of the Piranhas... the methods they used to subjugate rival gangs... and their subsequent tracking down and capture by the brilliant Superintendent..." "Harry "Snapper" Organs of Q Division." "Doug and Dinsdale Piranha were born, on probation, in this house in Kipling Road the eldest sons in a family of sixteen." "Their father, Arthur Piranha, a scrap metal dealer and TV quizmaster... was well known to the Police and a devout Catholic." "In January 1928, he had married Kitty Malone... an up-and-coming EastEnd boxer." "Doug was born in february 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later..." "And again a week after that." "Their next-door neighbour was Mrs April Simnel." "Kipling Road was a typical sort of East End street." "People running out of each other's houses with each other's property all day long." " They were a cheering lot though." " Was it a terribly violent area?" "Oh..." "Yes, cheerful and violent." "I remember Doug was very keen on boxing, until he learned to walk..." "Then he took up putting the boot in the groin;" "oh he was very interested in that." "His mother used to have such trouble getting him to come in for his tea." "He'd be out here, putting his little boot in, you know..." "Bless him." "Kids were very different then, they didn't have their heads filled with all this cartesian dualism." "At the age of 15, Doug Dinsdale started attending the Ernest Pythagoras Primary School in Clerkenwell." "You taught the Piranha brothers English." "What do you remember most about them?" "Anthony Viney." "When the Piranhas left school, they were called up but they were found by an Army Board to be too mentally unstable even for National Service." "Denied the opportunity to use their talents in the service of their country they began to operate what they called "The Operation"." "They would select a victim and then threaten to beat him up... if he paid them the so-called "protection" money." "Four months later, they started another operation which they called "The Other Operation"." "They selected another victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them." "One month later, they hit upon the "Other Other Operation"." "In this the victim was threatened if he didn't pay them, they would beat him up." "This, for the Piranha brothers, was the turning point." "Doug and Dinsdale Piranha now formed a gang which they called "The Gang"... and used terror to take over night clubs, billiard halls, gaming casinos and race tracks." "When they tried to take over the MCC, they were, for the only time in their lifes, slit up a treat." "As their empire spread however, we in Q Division were keeping tabs on their every move... by reading the color supplements." "A small time operator who fell foul of Dinsdale Piranha was Vince Snetterton-Lewis." "Well one day I was sitting at home threatening the kids..." "I look out through the hole in the wall and I saw this tank driver." "One of Dinsdale's boys gets out." "He comes up all nice and friendly-like and says Dinsdale wants to have a talk with me." "So he chains me to the back of the tank, and takes me for a scrape round at Dinsdale's.." "And Dinsdale's there, in a conversation pit with Doug... and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and a couple of film producers... and a man they call Kierkegaard, who just sat there biting the heads of whippets" "and Dinsdale says, "You've been a naughty boy, Clement."" "And he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off, and pulls my liver out." "And I say "my name's not Clement."" "And..." "Then he loses his temper and nails my head to the floor." " He nailed your head to the floor?" " At first, yeah." "Another man who had his head nailed to the floor was Stig O'Tracey." "Stig, I've been told Dinsdale Piranha nailed your head to the floor." "No, no, never, never." "He was a smashing bloke." "He used to give his mother flowers and that." "He was like a brother to me." "But the Police have film of Dinsdale actually nailing your head to the floor." " Oh yeah, well - he did that, yes." " Why?" "Well he had to, didn't he?" "I mean..." "Be fair, there was nothing else he could do." " I had transgressed the unwritten law." " What had you done?" "Er..." "He never told me that." "But he gave me his word that it was the case and that's good enough for me with old Dinsy." "I mean he didn't want to nail my head to the floor, I had to insist." "He wanted to let me off." "There's nothing Dinsdale woulnd't do for you." " And you don't bear him any grudge?" " A grudge!" "Old Dinsy?" "He was a real darling." "I understand he also nailed your wife's head to a coffee table." " Isn't that right Mrs. O'Tracey?" " Oh no, no, no." "Yeah well, he did do that, yes." "He was a cruel man..." "But fair." "Vince, after he nailed your head to the floor, did you ever seen him again?" "Yes, after that I used to go round to his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize." "And we'd shake hands, and then he'd nail my head to the floor." " Every Sunday?" " Yes, but he was very reasonable about it." "I mean one Sunday, when my parents were coming round for tea" "I asked him if he minded very much not nailing my head to the floor that week." "And he agreed, and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand." "The only friend I ever had." "I wouldn't hear a word against him." "Lovely fellow." "Clearly, Dinsdale inspired tremendous loyalty and terror amongst his business associates." "But what was he really like?" "I walked out with Dinsdale on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion." "He was wont to introduce one to many eminent persons." "celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang-leaders." " How had you met then?" " Through his work for charity." "He took a warm interest in Boys' Clubs, Sailors' Homes," "Choristers' Associations, Scouting Jamborees and of course the Household Cavalry." " Was there anything unusual about him?" " I should say not!" "Dinsdale was a perfecty normal person in every way..." "Except..." "Except in as much as he was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog which he reffered to as "Spiny Norman"." "How big was Norman supposed to be?" "Normally he was wont to be about 12 feet from nose to tail... but when Dinsdale was very depressed..." "Norman could be anything up to 800 yards long." "When Norman was about, Dinsdale would go very quiet... his nose would swell up and his teeth would start moving about and he'd become very violent and claimed that he'd laid Stanley Baldwin." "Dinsdale was a gentleman." "What's more, he knew how to treat a female impersonator." "It's easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly." "After all, he only did what most of us simply dream of doing." "I'm sorry." "After all, a murder is only an extroverted suicide." "Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney." "Lucky bastard!" "Most of these strange tales concern Dinsdale, but what of Doug?" "One man who met him was Luigi Vercotti." "I'd been running a succesful escort agency high class, no really, high class girls..." "We didn't have any of that, that was right out." "And I decided..." "Excuse me." "Hello?" "No, not now." "Shtoom... shtoom..." "Right, we'll have the "watch" ready for you at midnight." "The watch..." "The Chinese watch." "Yes, right oh, bye bye..." "Mother." "Anyway I decided then to open a high class night club for the gentry at Biggleswade with international cuisine, cooking, top-line acts, and not a cheap clip joint for picking up tarts, that was right out, I deny that completely." "And one night Dinsdale walked in with a couple of big lads one of whom was carrying a tactical nuclear missile." "They said I had bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it." " How much did they want?" " 3/4 of a million pounds." " Then they went out." " Why didn't you call for the police?" "I'd noticed that the lad with the thermonuclear device was the Chief Constable for the area." "Anyway, a week later they came back, said that the cheque had bounced and that I had to see..." "Doug." "Doug." "Well, I was terrified of him." "Everyone was terrified of Doug." "I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug." " Even Dinsdale was frightened of Doug." " What did he do?" "He used... sarcasm." "He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire." "By a combination of violence and sarcasm, the Piranha brothers, by February 1966, controlled London and the Southeast." "In February, though, Dinsdale made a big mistake." "Latterly Dinsdale had become increasingly worried about Spiny Norman." "He had come to the conclusion that Norman slept in an aeroplane hangar at Luton Airport." "And so on Feb 22nd 1966, at Luton Airport..." "Even the police began to sit up and take notice." "The Piranhas realised they had gone too far and that the hunt was on." "They went into hiding and I decided on a subtle approach, viz. some form of disguise, as the old helmet and boots were a bit of a giveaway." "Luckily my years with Bristol Rep. stood me in good stead, as I assumed a bewildering variety of disguises." "I tracked them to Cardiff, posing as the Reverend Smiler Egret." "Hearing they'd gone back to London, I assumed the identity of a pork butcher, Brian Stoats." "On my arrival in London, I discovered they had returned to Cardiff." "I followed as Gloucester from King Lear." "Acting on a hunch, I spent several months in Buenos Aires as Blind Pew, returning through the Panama Canal as Ratty, in Toad of Toad Hall." "Back in Cardiff, I relived my triumph as Sancho Panza in Man of la Mancha, which the Bristol Evening Post described as 'a glittering performance of rare perception', although the Bath Chronicle was less than enthusiastic." "In fact it gave me a right panning." "I quote:" "'as for the performance of Superintendent Harry "Snapper" Organs as Sancho Panza, the audience were bemused by his high-pitched Welsh accent and intimidated by his abusive ad-libs.'" "'Sancho Panza (Mr Organs) spoilt an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and persistent cries of "What's all this then?"'" " Never mind, Snapper, love, you can't win 'em all." " True, constable." "Could I have my eye-liner, please?" " Telegram for you, love." " Good-oh." "Bet it's from Binky." "Those flowers are for Sgt. Lauderdale from the gentleman waiting outside." " 30 seconds, Superintendent." " Oh blimey, I'm on." " Is me hat straight, constable?" " Oh, it's fine." " Right, here we go, Hawkins." " Oh, merde, Superintendent." "Good luck, then." "Read all about it." "Piranha brothers escape." "Dinsdale?" "Dinsdale?" "Dinsdale?" "Well, that's all for now." "And so until next week..."

"Here in the peace and serenity of our temple we seem sheltered from the world." "But sometimes, the world intrudes despite the highest walls the thickest gates." "So it was that trouble came to us." "The news of the destruction of our brothers at the Fukien temple was brought by Tamo, from Cold Mountain." "He told of a warlord, who, with the help of a great cannon had reduced the temple into a pile of ashes." "The attempt to rescue the few survivors was long and dangerous as the warlord's men were always close behind." "What is the warlord to you?" "Nothing." "It is what I am to him." "What do you mean?" "He wishes me to be his wife." "You are a girl." "How else could I be a wife?" "You thought I was a man." "They are upon us!" "He's getting away with the cart." "Seize them." "In a maneuver to distract the warlord's army Tamo was lost to us but, through his sacrifice, the survivors were able to reach sanctuary in our temple." "Come on, nobody could survive that." "You cannot now deny me this place simply because I am a girl." "You are also of mixed blood." "And what of Kwai Chang Caine?" "Every Shaolin has a right to demand and receive a trial of the merit of his cause by combat." "I appoint as my champion, for this combat..." "..." "Kwai Chang Caine." "l cannot fight you." "Are you afraid of me?" "This is ridiculous." "Chen Ming Kan." "Give me my woman." "She has asked for sanctuary." "I've sent for my cannon." "I will position it right over there." "You'll never again be able to grant sanctuary to anybody!" "Your tread must be light and sure as though your path were upon rice paper." "It is said a Shaolin priest can walk through walls." "Looked for, he cannot be seen." "Listened for, he cannot be heard." "Touched, he cannot be felt." "This rice paper is the test." "Fragile as the wings of the dragonfly, clinging as the cocoon of the silkworm." "When you can walk its length and leave no trace you will have learned." "Charge." "The temple is empty." "All are gone." "Burn it." "Burn it!" "They came in the middle of the night." "Silently." "We had no warning." "Not even the slightest suspicion." "All were gone." "He had awakened and apparently was going toward the forward wall, when the first rocket hit." "Perhaps he had a premonition of the danger." "Who can say?" "Death came to him right then as the wall collapsed and the flames sprang up." "Nan Chi, we are grateful." "It has been an honor to have addressed my new masters." "Master Sun this cannon that was used to destroy our brothers at Fukien it must be most cumbersome." "Difficult to transport." "Extremely." "May I anticipate?" "Please do." "As you know, the distance between here and Fukien is great." "There are rivers, mountains, marshes." "At the very least, I would say we have a month before the clanging of the cannon's breechblock will offend our ears." "The immediate problem then is to withstand the siege." "Now let me remind you of my deepest concern." "We are dealing with a man who is motivated not by land nor wealth, nor power, nor fame but by passion." "That means we are dealing with a man half-mad at best whose moves can be expected to be desperately cunning and wildly resourceful." "Let us beware." "Are you well, Kwai Chang?" "Yes, I am well." "You do not sound well." "You see this mark in the stone?" "What do you make of it?" "Surely, we would have ample warning if the warlord's men tried to climb the wall." "Yet, the mark is there." "Well, what are you going to do?" "l do not know." "Perhaps I will suggest to Master Kan to put a sentry in its place." "As long as it is not yourself." "Why should it not be me?" "You and I have an unfinished business together a contest between us that was untimely interrupted." "Nan Chi there are more important things to be done at this moment." "Then you do not wish to resume the bout?" "Nothing would give me greater pleasure." "The warlord spoiled it all, coming when he did." "I was doing so well." "Has it occurred to you that I was holding back to keep from hurting you?" "I thought I had hurt you." "You struck me when my back was turned." "What is that strange stance?" "Tamo calls it the Way of the Bear." "It is better suited to him than to me." "You see, you have no defense." "Kang Li." "I've been looking for you." "I've been walking about my new temple and remembering the one I knew." "You must strive not to dwell on our great sadness, Kang Li." "It is hard not to with the warlord's threat renewed at these walls." "Only a threat, Kang Li." "We are secure here." "Perhaps." "Under the state of siege, a careful watch was kept on the forces the warlord outside the temple but none among us suspected that the immediate and real danger would come from within attacking the very lifeblood of the temple the supply of rice." "Fire." "Fire in the storeroom." "Our food's burning up." "Fire in the storeroom." "Our food's burning up." "Fire." "Fire in the storeroom." "Even a Shaolin cannot exist without food." "It is perhaps time we tried." "Master Hake wishes to see you now." "Kwai Chang..." "...is all outside quiet?" "They are holding their positions, still." "They must know our food supply has been destroyed." "Yes." "Master Hake Tao is leading a party tonight." "We'll slip through the lines and follow the river road to the rice field." "This is information best kept to yourself." "You have never been one to gossip, Kwai Chang certainly not to soldiers." "Have they gone?" "Yes, master." "Grasshopper." "Yes, master?" "Do you remember when we were climbing the mountain with Tamo I felt eyes upon us?" "Do you feel them now?" "Now, Grasshopper." "Now I feel fingers." "Shaolin grow hungry, just as you predicted, sir." "I think it would be only proper for us to greet them." "l've already seen to it, sir." "Splendid." "That is the last of the rice." "There is no more." "They do not complain." "When you were their age..." "...would you have complained?" "No, master." "I was Shaolin, as they are." "They are steadfast." "Tomorrow, their bowls should be full." "The bridge is clear." "Are you sure?" "Yes, Hake Tao." "We will keep in, among the trees." "Go." "Attack!" "Attack!" "We've got you now." "Greetings." "Greetings, my friends." "Were you planning to gather something Shaolin?" "I hope it wasn't anything important." "Your students have a final lesson to learn from me." "When I am done, you can see to the others." "Tamo." "Fall back." "Fall back." "Tamo, you are a whirlwind." "You feel a hunger within you." "Yet, your masters have taught you that it is your mind that tells you of your body's needs." "We are strong because we are together." "I am with you as long as you like." "We must make our bodies small and light so that they can float on the wind." "Small and light." "Small and light." "Tamo, you are alive. ln my heart I felt that you would return to us in safety." "All of you." "We have brought back no food, master." "You are alive." "We are grateful for that." "Attend to their needs." "Giant among the living, let me touch you." "I think you are the life force itself." "Masters." "Shaolin." "We must now decide what to do." "Bring me Shaolin who will fight and we will vanquish this warlord." "Why must you annoy me?" "l see that you are hurt." "You see nothing." "None of you can!" "What is your proposal?" "Do you wish to stay here until the return of the saber-toothed tiger?" "I believe that the move for the food was a good move." "We were not successful, only because the warlord's soldiers lay in ambush, waiting." "And that is the part I do not understand." "is it possible that somewhere within our walls there is an informer?" "Captain." "Captain." "The advanced scouting party reports that it has made contact with your squad of soldiers bringing up the emperor's cannon." "It will be here in two days." "Where is it?" "There, to the north in a path behind that hill." "Those Shaolin." "There, we've got them now." "Up front." "Go and help them." "The injuries the brave Tamo had suffered finally began to take their toll." "And, finally even this giant of a man had to take to his bed." "Mr. Tamo." "I cried for you in my sleep." "I thought I might never see you again." "I have fallen off cliffs before." "But you disappeared." "You were thought to be dead." "It is written that I will not die in such a quiet way." "There is much time for the heavens to decide how spectacular my death will be." "After all I am only 77 years of age." "Tamo?" "Yes, child." "Have you ever thought to marry?" "Marry?" "Marry what?" "Have you never thought what it might be like?" "I know what it's like." "But you have never been married." "But I did have a companion once." "Tell me of her, please." "She was a mountain lion who shared my cave." "What became of her?" "One day, she scratched me so hard I threw her off my mountain." "Tamo, sometimes I find it very difficult to talk with you." "Sometimes, l-- l find very difficult to talk, myself." "I fear for the temple." "I will not allow it to be destroyed." "You know I feel the same way." "There are other ways to save this place." "Kwai Chang." "If you could see yourself." "See myself?" "Meditating, with your eyes closed." "How could I see myself?" "You're so literal. I hate it." "Then I shall never be literal again." "I do not wish to be anything you will hate." "Kwai Chang?" "Yes?" "Close your eyes again." "Do you see me?" "With my eyes closed?" "You're doing it again." "I can see you." "Describe me." "Long dark hair brown eyes smooth skin very beautiful." "Do you think so?" "Yes." "Where will you be, Kwai Chang a month from now?" "A year from now?" "I will be here." "Near this fountain?" "Under this tree?" "Perhaps." "I hope it will never change." "You are afraid of the warlord." "You need not be afraid." "We will survive." "Yes." "I know." "I must go now." "Goodbye, Kwai Chang." "Goodbye, Nan Chi." "The young monk, meditating, heard Nan Chi's farewell and responded." "But it was only the words he heard and not the intent." "How could he know the desperate measure Nan Chi and her love intended?" "For Nan Chi had decided nothing less than to give up all she held dear to surrender herself and become that which she held to be the worst of all possible things the wife of the Warlord Sing." "Who goes there?" "I." "Come forward." "Stop." "Who are you?" "A priest?" "The emperor." "The emperor is not a girl." "You are brilliant at making deductions." "You must have been a mathematician before you became an imbecile." "Take me to Warlord Sing." "Girls are not for giving orders." "Captain, this girl wants to see the warlord." "Do you know her?" "No, sir." "Get out." "Yes, sir." "You were very clever in picking your way through our lines without being seen." "How did you manage it?" "l have lived among the Shaolin." "Yes." "That is so. lf you try a move that you have learned from the Shaolin you will be living among the dead." "Sentry!" "Bind her." "Men have died for coming up on me softly, boy." "What do you want?" "l cannot find Nan Chi." "You thought to find her here?" "l was told she was here." "Many hours ago." "Can you remember how she acted, what she said?" "What is so important about the words of a child?" "I have a certain idea of what she might have done." "She wanted to know what it was like to marry." "Master Tamo." "Do you know why she asked you if you thought of marriage?" "She wanted to know what it was like." "Has it occurred to you that Nan Chi is the promised bride of the Warlord Sing?" "Oh, I have been an idiot." "She has given herself up to him to save the temple." "Master Tamo, you are too weak." "I will go if I have to crawl all the way." "That is exactly what you would have to do." "It would slow me down to look after you." "You will go for her?" "I will go nowhere else." "I have thought to save you for myself but you will deserve whatever will happen to you." "You are thinking what the warlord will say to this but he will never know." "The warlord believes that you are still held by the stubborn Shaolin monks." "He will forgive me for the destruction of the temple when he hears the cannon begin to fire." "But then it will be too late for all the monks for you and for him." "Do you remember what happened at Fukien?" "That was my idea." "Between the cannon and a friend on the inside, the Fukien never had a chance." "Nor do the Honan." "For I still have those two weapons." "Even the emperor will have to deal with me on my terms." "You might even have been a bride of an emperor." "Think about that when it is your turn to die." "Once more, the young monk had braved the forces of the warlord to seek out yet another prisoner." "Kwai Chang." "We must hurry." "They will use the cannon to destroy the temple as they did at Fukien." "But the cannon is still far away." "No, Shun Low has had it brought in secret." "It is here." "Then we must hurry." "Kwai Chang, I need to receive some assistance." "It is much too big. I cannot move." "Mine is too small." "Thank you, Kwai Chang." "You are welcome, Nan Chi." "Now give me your coat." "Of course." "Do you not wish to turn around while I remove it?" "You look funny in a hat." "So do you." "Ready to fire." "Well, the monks will learn a lesson." "Now it was time for the traitor within to see to his own safety." "As he had done before at the temple at Fukien." "The traitor prepared his escape." "What he did not anticipate was the restless movements of Tamo the man from Cold Mountain already up from his sickbed." "Kang Li." "Tamo." "You know about Nan Chi?" "Yes." "She will pay for her stupidity when I find her." "Do you believe that?" "Yes." "Tip the cannon up so that it can be loaded." "Stand clear." "You are a sentry?" "Yes." "Unarmed?" "No one can approach me from below." "There is a man lying down there." "It seems strange that among all the splendid young monks at Fukien only one was spared." "There is a traitor within these walls." "You." "Sergeant, have your men prepare the cannon." "Release him." "With all my heart." "No." "Bring him up first." "Tell them." "Tell them!" "It is true." "It was I who burned the rice." "I who let in the warlord's troops at Fukien." "You hear those monstrous things?" "We hear." "Bring him up." "Prepare to fire." "Why?" "For the promise of a kingdom." "And an army under me." "More than you'll ever know." "Light the cannon." "Stand by." "Well, the monks will learn a lesson." "The cannon." "It is the end of your temple." "The end of the Shaolin order." "There's nothing you can do." "The young monk knew that the rocket and the cannon's bore must be exactly of a size to make the rocket fire true." "A hatful of dirt would turn the force of the explosion inward." "Unaware of the action of the brave young monk his Shaolin brethren armed themselves, preparing to attack." "From the time the torch was touched to the fuse..." "..." "I counted 1 7." "So?" "When the torch touches the fuse..." "Pick the cannon up..." "..." "I will begin to count." "...so that it can be loaded." "No." "The longer we wait, the more destruction there will be to the temple." "Stand clear." "Kwai Chang." "You will be killed, if not by the cannon blast, then by the soldiers." "For all my brothers in the temple there is no other way." "Kwai Chang I love you." "Thank you." "Please do not do this." "Please, you will die." "No!" "Light the fuse." "Kwai Chang!" "Kwai Chang, they have killed you." "It is the monk, Caine." "Fortunate for him, he is already dead." "The warlord had discovered the treachery of his captain but not before the captain had delivered his cruelest blow." "Why was I not told that the cannon was brought here?" "Why was I not told it was to be fired?" "You dared to bring the cannon here without my orders?" "You ordered it fired?" "You broke it!" "l swear, my lord, it was the monk, Caine." "Tamo?" "Nan Chi, alive?" "Warlord Sing." "Did you not know Nan Chi surrendered herself to you just to prevent this battle?" "lt's a lie." "Tamo has never told a lie in his life." "You, Captain Shun Low, traitor." "No, not so easily." "Bind him." "There will be years to think of delicious ways to make you pay for this." "It may be they will make up for what you have done to my cannon." "Nan Chi." "Who is that man you are fondling?" "A brave noble monk Kwai Chang Caine." "Even the warlord's hard heart relented before this tragic revelation." "And he left the young monk and the girl alone to play out their last seconds together on this Earth, together." "Nan Chi?" "You are hurt?" "No." "No." "Dear Kwai Chang." "l'm dead." "Nan Chi." "Will you pretend with me, Kwai Chang a little child's game I used to play?" "That you are my husband, and I am your wife and we have a child." "Only live, Nan Chi, and it will be true." "It would never be so." "It will never be so." "Kwai Chang I have loved you." "We pay tribute here to our beloved Nan Chi." "The sage says a man is born gentle and weak." "At his death, he is hard and cold." "Green plants are tender and filled with sap." "At their death, they are withered and dry." "Therefore the stiff and unbending is the disciple of death." "The gentle and yielding is the disciple of life." "May our gentle and lovely Nan Chi be consecrated to life even in her death and may she find eternal peace." "She is not lost to us forever, Tamo." "Save your comfort for the priests and children, boy." "is there no comfort for you?" "If I had thrown my spear just a fraction of a second sooner she would still be alive." "It was I whose life she gave her own for." "I don't begrudge you life, boy." "It is as she wished it." "What shall we do for comfort, Tamo?" "Make the world whole again." "Bring her back alive." "We cannot."

"BROOKS:" "Let's try and get something going." "Come on." "You feeling lucky?" "Like a puppy with two peters." "Give 'em here." "All right." "I'm passing the dice." " Mr. Brooks passes." "Mr. Dunn is the shooter." " $2,000 on the pass line." "There you go." "Step up." "Whoa." "Hey, come here." "You gotta blow on these dice." "Come here." "Sure thing, cowboys." "Lady Luck." "Make it $4,000." "Yeah, I got $4,000." "Hit something." "Come on!" "STICKMAN:" "Seven." "[All cheering]" "[Country music continues]" "RICHIE:" "Excuse me." "Mary Connell?" "MARY:" "Yeah." "RICHIE:" "I'm Richie Phillips." "MARY:" "Hi." " How are you?" " You ready for tonight?" "I am." "I want to thank you for your faith in me... and getting me this gig, considering my reputation." "We have only one rule here." "All comedians have to be funny." "All the time or just on-stage?" "[Country music continues]" "It's just that I had a tough year back home, you know." "But my business has picked up, and you know me." "I always bounce back." "Yeah." "I can't comp your room on this trip." "Sam, I was one of your first clients." "You cornered me at the Gold Coast." "Do you remember?" "Heck, you were wearing jeans back then." "I can comp your food." "That's it." "Sam, I thought we were friends." "I'm sorry." "[Country music continues]" "Danny, I think you guys are doing an incredible job." "But your equipment's 20 years out of date." "Mr. Keller, we have the best security record on The Strip." "That's why we've saved the flagship for last." "We've updated facilities in London, Monte Carlo, the Bahamas, New Orleans." "[Suspenseful instrumental music]" "[Mechanical humming]" "[Humming stops]" "KELLER:" "Eventually computers will make human surveillance obsolete... and you and I, well, we'll be guarding the gift shop." "I can't wait for you to meet Big Ed." "[Cell phone rings]" "DANNY:" "Yeah." "MAN:" "We have a breach." "Someone just entered the holding vault." "[Suspenseful instrumental music]" "So I guess our little security system works." "DANNY:" "Nessa?" "Black is very slimming on you, my friend." "Well, give us a kiss then." "[Both laughing]" "[Theme music]" "Eddie, your old analogue system depended on videotape... to analyse current threats and archive past events." "That system worked since we opened this joint." "Guy speaks six languages, and he still uses words like "joint."" "KELLER:" "How many VCRs you have?" "DANNY: 300, give or take." " They ever jam or eat tape?" " Nothing I can't handle." "My system replaces 300 VCRs with a series of hard drives... that are instantly accessible." "No searching, no slow rewind." "That way, if some jamoke, and I can use those words, too... tries to take you down for $5 or 50 large, you've got him." "This system works, so why would I fix it?" "Because the bad guys are getting bolder and more sophisticated every day... and because Brunson wants it." "Okay, so how long would it take to change this whole system over?" "Seventy-two hours." "Great." "You got 48." "That's not gonna give us very much time to catch up." "We caught up for two days in Bangkok once, and it took me a week to recover." "Ed, this guy looks real good and everything... with all this state-of-the-art equipment, but if he's so good..." " how come I've never heard of him?" " We worked together." "In Vegas?" "No, not in Vegas." "So every time I ask a question like this, you're just gonna..." "Well, do you mind if I take a look at the schematics?" "No, I don't mind." "Why don't you call Mike?" "He'll go over everything with you." "All right." "Bangkok, huh?" "[Upbeat instrumental music]" "Richie, there is something I have to talk to you about." "The Portland Dangler?" "You seem so normal, especially for a comedian." "You know what?" "It just sort of happened one night." "I was on-stage in Portland, Oregon, and there was a lady sitting ringside... and she was complaining to this poor waitress about her vodka tonic." "About how it was vodka on the bottom and tonic on top... and how they hadn't stirred it properly." "She just wouldn't shut up... about this vodka tonic, so I got down there and I stirred it for her." "With your..." "Yeah." "And the Portland Dangler was born." "Did you get arrested?" "No, but you gotta watch out for those limes." "They sting like hell." "[Laughs]" "[All cheering]" "Come here." "Look, Richie, I know it's kind of your trademark and everything... but you can't do it here." "You know, that is the worst Catch-22, because everyone's gonna be coming... to see the Dangler." "But if I do it, I get thrown out after one show." "I work for a man named Ed Deline... who's kind of old-fashioned about public nudity." "Yeah?" "So this Ed guy, he'd get angry?" "It's the last drink you'd ever stir." " One and another one." " I hear horns honking." "Come on, man." "This is important." "Please." "I don't even know what I'm looking for." "Software anomalies?" "System vulnerability?" "Holes in the firewall?" "Danny, this is a completely proprietary system." " That's, uh..." " I hope you get shot in your other foot." "Thanks, Mike." "SAM:" "Excuse me." "Give me another double." "DANNY:" "Hey!" "Hey." "Hey." "SAM:" "I want to ask you something." "DANNY:" "Shoot." "What's wrong with me?" "Is that a trick question?" "DANNY:" "Could I get a cup of coffee?" "SAM:" "Where's my drink?" "I, uh..." "I pulled the plug... on one of my oldest clients today." "Didn't really bother me." "That's your job, Sam." " I don't have a house." " You have a suite here." "Or an apartment or a condo." "I do have a hotel room." "I am a sad and sorry mystery." "I don't think that you're that mysterious." "I think that you're direct, you're straightforward, you're frank." " As for sad, maybe..." " No, I push people away." "I'm not sweet." "Okay, I think you're being a little hard on yourself." "DANNY:" "Maybe you should go upstairs and lie down for a little bit." "Yeah." "Maybe I should go to my hotel room." "Your cell phone." "Hey, come here." "I grew up in this town." "I know that it can be very lonely." "Danny." "Would you like to hang out with me?" "Now?" "I mean, would you like to get to know me better... outside of work?" "[Giggles]" "Yeah." " Really?" " Yeah." "Walk me to my hotel room." "[Whistles]" "[Players talking excitedly]" "We got her heating up here a little bit." "Press up the six and the eight." "STICKMAN: $2,000 on the six and eight for Mr. Brooks and Mr. Dunn." " Same here." " Roll on it, Slim." "All right." "Three plus three." "Country singer has got to pee!" "Come on!" "[All cheering]" "$10 million a shift can pass through the tables into the lockboxes." "Monte Carlo, Sun City, Singapore." "There's no place like Las Vegas." " I heard you old men really knew how to..." " What with the old men?" "I've heard you old men really knew how to tear it up back in the day." "Back in the day?" "Back in the day, we did some Stone Age scamming... on the most beautiful ladies on the planet." "Whoa." "What are you telling her?" "I was a married man, Keller." "Then I'm sure you can enlighten me with your theories on men and women." " You ready?" " Yes." "Men and women are different." " That's it?" " What do you mean?" "Yeah." "Tell her the time thing." "Okay." "A girl's walking down The Strip." "Good-looking guy pulls up in a brand-new Ferrari." "He says, "Do you have the time?" She says, "2:30."" "And he points to a penthouse on top of the Montecito." "He says to her, "Hey, I find you very attractive..." ""and I'd like to make love to you in my penthouse up there," right?" "So out of 100 women, how many women do you think would go?" "I don't know." "Maybe 10." "What's your point?" "Okay, guy's walking down The Strip." "Less-than-wonderful-looking broad pulls up in a beat-up Tercel." "She says, "Do you have the time?" He says, "2:30."" "And she points to a tenement apartment on top of a beat-up liquor store... and she says, "I find you very attractive." "I'd like to go a couple of rounds." And?" "And every single guy would go." "They'd not only go." "They'd brag to their friends... and the friends think he's the luckiest guy on Earth." " You see, men and women are different." " Absolutely." "Don't overthink it." "Those two right there." "What do you think?" "Your odds say 10-to-1 against." " Ten-to-one, my man." " Ouch." "Come on, champ." "Let's go." "[Nessa laughs]" "Ten-to-one." "I'm betting my glove." "Okay, get 'em." "Who's the boss?" "Who's the boss?" "Do you have the time?" "Dead in the water." "DANNY:" "Every room at the Montecito comes complete with 600-thread-count sheets... complimentary gourmet coffee and really yummy snacks." "[Sam giggles]" "Home sweet home." "[Chuckles]" "You want to come in?" "Uh..." "Um, I should probably get back down." "Okay." "Bye." "The changeover's 20% complete." "Right on time." "I think we're ahead of schedule." "You know, I used to read all your old files." "Athens, Moscow, Bosnia, Somalia." "Read what files?" "What the heck for?" "You want to be the best, you study the best." "Do me a favour." "Save that, will you?" "KELLER:" "Hey, I have something for you." "Joe." "JOE:" "Yeah." "KELLER:" "Wait till you see this." "Here you are, sir." " This is a..." " A Somali chieftain's mask." "The workmanship, that's fantastic." "The Somalis gave it as a sign of friendship and respect for their mentors." "Thank you very much, Jack." "Go ahead." "Try it on." "Come on." "No, really." "It's got a special lining that moulds to the first wearer's face." "They say these things suck the spirit out of you." "Don't be a hump." "Just try it on, please." "ED:" "What a hump." "ED:" "Are you happy?" "[Cell phone rings]" "KELLER:" "Let me hold that thing." "[Cell phone rings]" "ED:" "Yeah." "DANNY:" "It's Danny." "Since you're right by Pit 8, could you stop and talk to Nessa?" "She's got a possible dice switch." "Pit 8?" "Wait a minute." "I'm at Bella Sera." "DANNY:" "Bella Sera?" "Wait a minute." "How long we been sitting here?" "Five minutes." "We'll be right there." "Come on, Jack." "ED:" "What are we looking at?" "DANNY:" "We're supposed to be live." "[Sighs]" "KELLER:" "I'll run a quick diagnostic." "Thank you." "[Chattering]" "DANNY:" "All right, that's you leaving the Bella Sera." "I don't know what the hell's going on." "Come on, Jack." "We need to be live." " We were there five minutes ago." " Must be some delay in the system." "Hey, fast-forward that." "I want to see what we missed." "It's not responding." "I'll have to reboot." " Listen, bring up everything live." " Yes, sir." "Now, what is the possibility that this is a malfunction in the system?" "There's an 80% chance that it's a software anomaly... but my people will take care of that." "We gotta go back to the old system." "That's a good idea." "How long will that take to bring it back?" "The two systems are incompatible." "We can't switch back." "Then we gotta speed this thing up." "We're holding a lot of cash." "I gotta get this done in 24 hours." "Don't worry." "It'll be done." "Okay, good." "Danny, check all the guests' credit cards... and their driver's licenses." "See if the computer can flag down... anybody that's had both issued in the last six months." "Good idea." "There's a small chance somebody's hacked into this computer." "And 20% that it's not a software glitch could mean that we've got a wild card." "Somebody could be trying to take down my casino." "Normally, we have four armoured car pickups a day." "You know, minimise our risk." "And you randomise your times so the bad guys don't learn your schedule." "What would you do if you were me?" "Until I discovered the source of the missing five minutes..." "I'd double security on the holding room and suspend all pickups." "That's good." "I did that." "I'd also call Brunson and tell him that this Jack Keller's having some problems... with his new security system." "Jack, would I do something like that?" "Would I rat you out?" "In the old days, we used to call that "anticipatory deniability."" "The old days." "But you know it's not the Company." "This is my show, and I'm responsible for what goes down... and nobody takes my money." "Always the good soldier, Ed." "Cold-ass warrior." "But an analogue man in a digital world." "[Lock buzzes]" "Ready to scan." "You gonna reprogramme the facial recognition?" "ED:" "Yes, for now." "Till the new system is secured..." "I'll be the only one that can access the vault." "You don't trust me?" "Not as far as I can spit." "But... if it's any consolation to you, I love you like a brother." "[Laughs]" "I guess I'm good with that." "I'm good you're good with that." "[Loudly] Is it necessary to be this loud?" "I think deaf people see me walking down the street, and they say:" "[Very loudly] "Could you keep it down a little bit?"" "[Laughter]" "I got a lot on my plate... so I'm holding you personally responsible for him." "Understand?" "Yeah, I understand." "MIKE:" "From what I can tell... it doesn't look like anybody can tap in from the outside." "Do you think it might be his software?" "I do see something pinging through the hotel Internet... but it's obviously some kind of error." "I don't think we're vulnerable here." "MIKE:" "You listening?" "Let me ask you something." "If the hottest female in this place... invites you up to her room, no questions asked, do you go?" "Don't tell me you and Delinda are back." "DANNY:" "No." "No." "You and Nessa?" "[Phone ringing]" "Mary, Mary!" "You guys finally got..." "No, no." "That's a whole other thing." "Trust me." "[Rhythmic instrumental music]" " Oh, no." " Yeah." "You got that sick look." "I know." "What the hell was I thinking, right?" "It could totally work." "MIKE:" "Not Sam." "Have you lost your mind?" "DANNY:" "What?" "Danny, this chick will mince you up into itty-bitty white-boy meatballs." "[Stammering] I think she's kinda sweet." "DANNY:" "Maybe not exactly sweet..." "MIKE:" "You're booty-struck, son." "I'm a man." "I know what it is." "You better get a grip." " You know something that I don't?" " Put it this way." "I've seen men try, and I've seen men die." "You wanna keep your sanity... you stay away from one Samantha Jane Marquez." "Oh, I get..." "Okay." "Okay." "MIKE:" "Don't listen to me." "White-boy meatballs." "[Audience applauding]" "RICHIE:" "What if Al Pacino was your blackjack dealer?" "RICHIE:" "He's a cool guy, right?" "RICHIE:" "Can you imagine Al Pacino as your blackjack dealer:" "[Lmitating Al Pacino] "You want me to hit you?" "You want me to hit you." ""You're gonna know when I hit you, baby." "That's right."" "HECKLER:" "Hey, Richie!" "My drink needs stirring!" "Then it would behove you to ask your waitress, ass-bite." "[Audience laughing]" "[Audience cheering]" "ALL: [Chanting] Dangler!" "Dangler!" "Dangler!" "Dangler!" "Don't do it, Richie." "He won't." "He promised." "You wanna see the Dangler?" "Is that what you're asking for?" "RICHIE:" "Are you sure?" "[Cheering]" "I don't know." "I probably shouldn't do this." "For you, I'll do it." "RICHIE:" "Is this what you want?" "[Audience applauding]" "Oh!" "RICHIE:" "Oh, that's cold!" "And that's deep!" "[Applauding continues]" "Take it easy, Eddie." "The audience loved it." " Yeah." " The Portland Dangler." "[Laughing]" "I thought it was funny stuff." "I hate prop comics." "We used to topple governments for a living, and now we emcee The Gong Show... and guard the take from some lousy slot machines." "Whatever happened to us?" "I don't know." "But I'll tell you what." "I sure love it." "MARY:" "Look, I am so sorry." "ED:" "I don't want to hear it." "Now, is he still here?" "I think so, yes." "You think so, yes?" "Will you tell this Portland Dangler... if he doesn't want to become the Vegas Eunuch... he's to get off this property as soon as possible." "Is that clear?" "Yes." "Yes?" "Yes, what?" "Sir?" "Okay, take care." "You want me to send some security to help you..." "No, sir." "I can take care of it." "ED:" "Don't get cute with me." "MARY:" "I'm not." "What do you two guys got?" "MIKE:" "I ran a debug via the main A.P.S.T. Programme... which handles all the task assignment, application, execution..." "Whoa, whoa." "English." "Best guess, there's nothing nefarious going on." "It's just what it looks like:" "A glitch." "Unless..." "Check this out." "The computer did spit out one thing." "New credit card, new driver's license." "Alisa Sarver." "Pine Bluff, Arkansas." "Arkansas, my ass." "You don't know who that is?" " No." " Oh." "You're looking at Karla Marin." "Whoa, the queen of the hackers." "There must be a thousand websites devoted to her." "I didn't know they'd let her out." "That chick's an ex-convict?" "Oh, yeah." "Stole 15,000 pristine credit-card accounts... and got away with $8 million before they found out what happened." "That is the hottest geek I've ever seen." "[Computer beeping]" "Hey." "Wow." "You really should have knocked." "Why do you have our surveillance monitors on your..." "Get in." "[Players shouting]" "Hey, hey!" " The answer's yes." " Yes, what?" "I don't know what the hell I was thinking." "I was a little surprised by the whole thing yesterday..." "Yesterday, uh..." "Oh, yesterday." "You had your shot." "You couldn't close." "It's done." "Wait." "That's it?" "That's all I get?" "What about the sad mystery?" "The pushing people away?" "Don't overthink it." "[Shouting continues]" "Hey, Danny, how you doing?" "[Laughs]" "How's it going?" "Going a little better than you, by the sound of things, huh?" "What you need's a hat." "Cover that up." "Only guy in here with worse hair than Ronnie Dunn." "Yeah." "Hey, give me $100 on that." "Chicks'll really dig you now." "It's a party." "Go have fun." "DANNY:" "I will." "DUNN:" "Forty-four!" "Eight, where is he?" "[All cheering]" "All right, let's just say you leave... and we'll pretend this is all a big joke." "Do you think this is a joke?" "Two priests and a monkey walk into a bar." "That's a joke." "This is real." "You'll never get away with this." "Ed Deline will nail your ass before you get 10 feet out the door." "Really?" "Not if I nail his first." "Sequence initiated." "We're right on schedule." "Perfect." "Miss Marin, you have a moment, please?" "[Cheering]" "[Laughs]" "[Upbeat country music]" "Come on, Slim." "One more time, pal." "Here we go." "One time." "[All cheering]" "We've checked your room and your rent-a-car." "They've both come up clean." "It's nice to know housekeeping is so thorough." "But the terms of my parole state that I have to stay away from computers... not cards and dice." "I understand." "But unfortunately we prefer you take your action elsewhere." "But I'm not done playing, Mr. Deline." "Miss Marin, you are here." "[Players shouting]" "[Horse neighing]" "[Woman giggles]" "Ladies, thank you kindly." "[Shouting continues]" "I had to see this one for myself, and it's even worse than I thought." "Aren't you supposed to catch bad guys?" "Big Ed done took care of them varmints for me." "Oh, God." "Know what happens when you play a country song backwards?" "Your truck gets fixed, your dog gets better, and your old lady comes back." "You're hopeless." "Hey, have you seen Mary?" "Sam's been looking for her all afternoon." "Mary's probably still wrangling the Dangler." "He's such a pig." "You wouldn't know why Sam's looking for Mary, would you?" "No." "You'll have to ask her yourself." "Okay." "See you." "Wait a minute." "You slept with Sam, didn't you?" "No, I..." "No." " But something happened." " No." "I swear to God." " Okay." " Okay." " Okay." " Okay." "Excuse me." "Why would you care?" "'Cause you're still in love with me, cowboy." "Choo-choo-choo." "Whoo-whoo." "Giddyap." "[Players cheering]" "I heard you were looking for Mary." "I want to confirm my guests for the Brooks Dunn concert." "She's gone AWOL." "Is there a problem?" "I'm sorry." "I'm a bit mesmerised by the hat." " You like that, don't you?" " You look like an idiot." "Nice chatting with you." "Danny, wait." "DANNY: [Laughing] Whoa." "Easy." "I want to apologise about this morning." "By pile-driving me into the slot machine?" "I'm sorry about that." "Listen, last night I was drunk... and a little vulnerable... and you didn't take advantage of me, which was very sweet." " You're welcome." " But kind of stupid, no?" "Look, I think that we did the right thing." "Well, yeah, I think we did the right thing, too." "Good." "Do you want to come up to my room right now?" "What's the magic word?" " Dump the hat." " Close enough." "Ooh!" "RICHIE:" "I know what you're thinking." "How did a nice guy like me get involved in high-tech theft?" "Well, I'm glad you asked." "On the road, man, you get bored." "Just another day, another crappy motel room... watching Oprah again, downloading porn, again." "It's mind-numbingly boring, until I discover I have a talent." "It's not for impressions." "[Lmitating Christopher Walken] It's for making on-line security systems... a little less secure." "I hacked a site that turned out to be run by some very dangerous guys." "I logged off quickly, but they found me." "A couple days later, I get off-stage... and some big guys are waiting with some big guns." "I didn't have a choice." "I had to go to work for 'em." "RICHIE: [ln normal voice] That's when I learned something." "It's a lot easier to steal people's money than it is to make 'em laugh." "But you're actually funny." "Really?" "Do you mean that?" "Well, it doesn't matter." "Done." "Delay sequence complete." "[Panting]" "Who's that?" "[Lmitating Arnold Schwarzenegger] I'd tell you, but I'd have to kill you." "Right." "SAM:" "Bedroom." "SAM:" "And the lovely living room." "DANNY:" "Are you moving?" "I always keep my bags packed." "DANNY:" "Why?" "I'm not the kind of girl who puts down roots." "I guess you never know when you'll get a better offer, huh?" "Yeah." "Never know." "KELLER:" "Hey, you ever consider going freelance?" "I think we'd make a great team." "I could be the brains, and you..." "And you could be the old guy." "Yeah." "Be the old guy that kicks your ass." "Maybe." "So here's to your new security system, fully installed, operational." "Welcome to the 21st century." "ED:" "Whoa, whoa." "Let's drink to the Communists... without whom we would never have met." "KELLER:" "To the Communists." "There's only eight of those little bastards left, right?" "Castro's still running around in those same fatigues." "I'm sure they are the same." "Wait." "But don't forget Kim Jong II." "To Kim Jong II." "The Al Davis of Korea." "[Laughing]" "Very good, Ed." "[Soft instrumental music]" "Well, what's next, my friend?" "I'm gonna head down to Panama... review the security on the perimeter of the Canal." "Yeah, I always liked Panama." "Now, was that before or after you yanked Noriega out of there?" "I read that file, remember?" "Sometimes the legend exceeds the truth." "Except in your case, right?" "I wasn't joking, Ed, when I said I need a partner." "Thanks, Jack." "I gotta stay." "But you..." "You, my friend, you have a great trip." "You bet I will." "RICHIE:" "What do you think the chances are... that after this is all done, me and you could... you know, hook up?" "Oh, I'm sure we'll see each other again." "Yeah?" "I could try to arrange... a private showing of the Portland Dangler." "I'm sorry." "I only book the big acts." "[Chuckles]" "[Sighs]" "That's funny." "[Gags]" "You're the funny girl." "Yeah." "Man, that was so funny." "You're just a little comedienne, aren't you?" "RICHIE:" "So funny I forgot to laugh!" "What a bitch." "[Laughing]" "Clean sweep of subsystems 2-A and 2-B complete." "What do we got going?" "Just finishing up a low-level diagnostic of the new software." "It all looks pretty good." " Good." " Is Jack gone?" "Jack?" "Oh, yeah." "Thank God." "It's about time." "That guy was driving me nuts." "[Computer beeps]" " Hold on." " I see it." " We've been locked out." " What do you mean locked out?" "The system clock has been reset again." "We've been watching video from five minutes ago." "Find out where the bastard is." "Run a trace." "MIKE:" "Isolating." "That's twice, you know." "Wait." "The interference isn't random this time." "It's coming from inside the hotel." "Give me a minute, and I will pinpoint it." "[Cell phone rings]" "DANNY:" "Yeah?" "ED: [On phone] Hey, kid, where are you?" "Upstairs." "Why?" "ED:" "We've been hacked again, but this time we located the source." "The hallway near the Bella Sera kitchen." "How fast can you get there?" "DANNY:" "Two minutes." "ED:" "Well, what are you waiting for?" "I'm on my way." "DANNY:" "You should unpack." "I never unpack." "[Soft instrumental music]" "[Lmitating Ed] Where in the hell are you?" "You should be there by now." "Hurry up." "Sorry, sir." "CHEF:" "Excuse me." "I'm standing outside the Bella Sera." "I don't see anything." "ED:" "Who the hell sent you there?" "DANNY: [On phone] You." "Me?" "Are you out of your mind?" "What the hell's going on here?" " Got it." " Wait a minute." "The dressing room behind the Mystique." "Get going." "[Gasping]" "[Panting]" "MARY:" "Did he get away?" "DANNY:" "I don't know." "Are you okay?" "You're here." "How is she?" "She's okay." "She's pissed." "I'm not overjoyed myself." "Mr. D., I think I've partially restored the missing five minutes." "Go to the hallway outside the Mystique dressing room." "Put it on the centre monitor." "Following him to stairwell 32." "Jack's system is pretty cool." "Forget cool." "Go to the adjacent cameras of the matching time sequences." "Re-cuing now." "[Fast-paced instrumental music]" "Richie sent me to the Bella Sera just to buy some time." "Time for what?" "It doesn't make sense." "Wait a minute." "Go to the holding vault." "The computer isn't showing any activity in the area." "Go to any activity at the vault within the last 15 hours." "On screen three." "That's you, Ed." "The hell it is." "[Players cheering]" "Sir, I know it's valuable, but I can't take a belt buckle in lieu of chips." "PLAYER:" "Yeah, well, it's 14-carat." "On six for $3,000 there." "$1,000 on one." "Come on." "BROOKS:" "And $10,000 on the..." "NESSA:" "Guys." "Hey!" "It's an hour before your show." "What are you two..." " Nessa, Nessa..." " Find Mary." "...I've never, never seen a roll like this." "This is unbelievable!" "Check it out, huh?" "NESSA:" "It's great." "DUNN:" "There you go." "DUNN:" "Watch this." "Look, I'll make sure your chips are stacked and packed." "NESSA:" "But you better go." "You've been here 24 hours." " Don't you have a sound check?" " Yeah, right." "Whatever." "I got your sound check." "[Singing] Marie" "[All cheering]" "DUNN:" "How's that for a sound check?" "Trust me." "That's as good as it gets, too." "NESSA:" "Guys..." "Sound check's for sissies." "We're throwing dice here." "DUNN:" "Come on." "BROOKS:" "Get it, pappy!" "Six the hard way." "[All cheering]" "Guys, guys." "You've got to go." "I'll colour you up." "Why don't we call it?" "I'll tell you what." "$10,000 for the dealers." "$20,000." "Here you go." "We're colouring in." "Wow!" "Whoo!" "[Laughs]" "Son of a..." "That first five minutes made us expedite the changeover." "And took our attention away from the vault." "That's when they hit us." "And the second delay gave them enough time to escape... with the $50 million." "But you were the only one with access to the vault." "Me and Jack Keller." "[Cell phone rings]" "Yeah." "ED: [On phone] Somebody ripped us off." "I need you." "Stop messing with me, Eddie." "The system is foolproof." "ED:" "I'm not messing with you." "Someone just snatched $50 million." " Yeah?" "Who?" " If I knew who, I wouldn't need you." "Come back here right now." "Signal stationary." "Eight miles." "I'm turning around now." "I'll be there in 10 minutes." "Is he moving?" "Got status?" "Not moving." "Not moving." "Jack, your car's not moving." "My compliments, Ed." "Not bad for an analogue guy, huh?" "I didn't know how long it would take you to put it together... but you're hours ahead of where I thought you'd be." "The main thing I learned from going through your files... is that your ego always clouded your judgment... which is what made you such an easy mark." "And you definitely should have taken me up on my offer... because once Brunson thinks that you and some whacked-out stand-up comedian... helped me rip him off for $50 million..." "I hate saying this, Ed... but you'll won't get a job guarding a doughnut shop." "Since you got everything figured out, Jack... you mind if I point out a little mistake, you know, just as a professional courtesy?" "Yeah, sure." "I always appreciate constructive operational analysis, Ed." "ED:" "If I were robbing me, I'd make sure I checked everything... especially the stuff I was trying to steal." "RICHIE:" "What?" "KELLER:" "I got this." "[Suspenseful instrumental music]" "Jack?" "Ed." "ED:" "I read a little, too." "And I read your file." "And it said, whether you topple governments or kill 10 people... you never leave the job empty-handed." "One more thing, pal." "I'm really disappointed." "[Soft instrumental music]" "Eddie, you sure you don't want to come with me?" "Jack." "Just run, you son of a bitch." "Run as fast as you can, okay?" "Everything all right?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Let's lock this up." " You look worried." " No, not a bit." "Come on." "[Fast-paced instrumental music]" "[Sirens wailing]" "Thanks, boss." "Hey, I really appreciate you guys." "I love you and..." "Thank you." "Wish I could stay and hang, but I gotta go upstairs." " Appreciate the job." "Thanks." " Here's to you." "We made some money this week." "It's unusual for us." "Well, have a good time." "ED:" "Thank you." "[Excited chattering]" "Mary!" "Now where have you been?" "You missed the show tonight, huh?" "Yeah, I was a little tied up." "You know what?" "Hey, would you guys mind if we borrowed a guitar?" "Be okay?" "Steal his act." "Ought to do something for these girls." "Mary missed the show." "BROOKS:" "She's made us rich." "Oh, we gotta sing something for Lady Luck here." "BROOKS:" "That's right." "DUNN:" "Delinda Deline." "You, too, Nessa." "[Laughs]" "Get your harp outta your pocket, cowboy." "[Singing] What she wants is a man to be faithful" "True heart, somebody willing and able" "To stay by her side through thick and thin" "A tender touch every now and then" "[Brooks harmonising] She's not hung up on fairytales" "Or some dream at the bottom of a wishing well" "[Whispers] I wanna take you somewhere." " Now?" " Not gonna ask you again." "DUNN: [Singing] What she wants most are the little things" "That's what she gets" "That's what she gets" "That's what she gets for lovin' me" "Sometimes I lay awake at night" "[Slow country song]" "DANNY:" "So how come I never heard of this place?" "SAM:" "You gotta know someone." "I like it." "It's the best place to look at the stars." "Reminds me of where I grew up." "Which is?" "A girl's gotta have some secrets." "Phoenix." " Phoenix?" " Or Tucson." "Or..." "I don't know." "Seems like a lot of really smokin' chicks come from either Phoenix or Tucson." "I unpacked my bags." "Yep." "I saw it."

" NOW, MR. GOLDEN, HOW CAN I HELP YOU?" " "HUNK." CALL ME "HUNK" FOR NOW." " ALL RIGHT." " THANKS FOR SEEING ME ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE." "NOBODY ELSE WOULD." " YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH." " YEAH, WELL, IT IS." "FOR HIM." " WHO IS HE?" " HIS--HIS NAME IS BRADLEY BRINKMAN." " WHERE IS HE?" " RIGHT HERE." "I'M BRADLEY BRINKMAN." "ON THE INSIDE ANYWAY." " LOOK, PLAYING AT SCHIZOPHRENIA IS NOT MY" " YAH, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW." "LOOK, DOC, DIDN'T YOU EVER WANT TO BECOME SOMEBODY ELSE?" "SOMEBODY EXCITING, SOMEBODY FANTASTIC?" "I JUST HAPPEN TO BE THAT SOMEBODY FANTASTIC BRADLEY" "BRINKMAN WANTED TO BECOME." "AND THEN BECAME." " SOMEBODY WITH A FANTASTIC IMAGINATION, YOU MEAN." " I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT YOU GOTTA HEAR MY STORY." "TIME IS RUNNING OUT FOR BRADLEY." "AND FOR ME." " ALL RIGHT." "I'LL HEAR YOUR STORY, BUT TIME IS RUNNING OUT FOR US AS WELL." "SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST BEGIN" "WITH THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU BEGAN" " AND BRADLEY BRINKMAN." " THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU AND BRADLEY BRINKMAN BEGAN" "TO FEEL THIS WAY." " DOCTOR, IF I CONVINCE YOU, WILL YOU TAKE MY CASE?" " I'M LISTENING, MR. GOLDEN." " UP UNTIL SIX WEEKS AGO, I REALLY WAS BRADLEY BRINKMAN." "HACK, COMPUTER HACK." "I SPENT THE FIVE YEARS SINCE COLLEGE CHAINED TO A" "COMPUTER KEYBOARD." "EXCEPT FOR MY IMAGINATION, THAT IS." "I ALWAYS DAYDREAMED ABOUT BEING ONE OF THOSE" "IMPOSSIBLY COOL GUYS YOU SEE IN THE MOVIES" "OR COMMERCIALS." "YOU KNOW, THE GUY THAT DRIVE MASERATIS AND RUN" "MAJOR CORPORATIONS." "THE KIND THAT DRIP WITH WOMEN AND SELF CONFIDENCE." "YOU KNOW, THE GUY THAT LOOK GREAT IN THOSE BIKINI BRIEFS" "THAT RIDE UP THE CRACK IN YOUR BUNS." "UNFORTUNATELY, PERPETUAL DAYDREAMING DIDN'T LOOK" "GREAT TO MY BOSS, CONSTANTINE CONSTAPOPOLIS" "OF CONSTAPOPOLIS COMPUTERS." " DAYDREAMS?" "I'M PAYING YOU TO WRITE FOR ME DAYDREAMS?" " HI, MR. CONSTAPOPOLIS." "I WAS" " I REALLY-- I JUST DRIFTED OFF." " YES, WAY OFF, BRINKMAN." "WAY OFF." "WAY OFF." "YOUR PROGRAM PROPOSAL'S SO BAD," "THE K-9000 SHUT DOWN WITH D.I. AGAIN." " "DIGITAL INDIGESTION"?" " I'LL" " LOOK AT THIS." "CAMELS 'R' US." "THE BEDOUIN PROGRAM." "WHO'S GOT A CAMEL WITH A FLOPPY HUMP?" "LOOK AT THIS ONE." "CONVERSATIONAL ICELANDIC." "WHO ARE YOU GONNA SELL IT TO?" "PENGUINS ON TOUR?" "LOOK AT THIS ONE." "SUSHI TOWERS." "EAT WHAT YOU BUILD." "YOU KNOW YOUR WORK HASN'T BEEN THE SAME EVER SINCE" " SUSIE ELOPED WITH HER AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR." "I" " YEAH?" " I KNOW I KNOW" " HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND" "REJECTED YOU BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WEAR A LEOTARD AND" "COUNT DURING SEX?" " LOOK, I'M RUNNING A BUSINESS HERE." "YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS--TWO WEEKS!" "TO MAKE A MONEY-MAKING IDEA UP HERE," "OR ELSE YOU'RE OFF STUFFING" " THE GRAPE all:" "THE GRAPE LEAVES IN MY ONE-EYED FATHER'S" "GREEK RESTAURANT," "CYCLOPS WEST." " THANK YOU, MR. CONSTAPOPOLIS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING" "AND GENEROSITY." " HAVE A GOOD DAY." " THE NEW PROGRAM WAS DUE AT 9:00 A.M." "I WAS DESPERATE FOR A CONCEPT." "ANY CONCEPT BUT EVERYTHING I WROTE READ LIKE A ONE-WAY" "TICKET TO THE SOUVLAKI LINE AT CYCLOPS WEST." "IT ALL SEEMED BEYOND HOPE WHEN I PUNCHED A DESPERATE" "PLEA INTO THE MACHINE." "AND THEN IT HAPPENED." " WHAT HAPPENED?" " SOME KIND OF DIGITAL VULTURE APPEARED ON MY SCREEN," "AND THEN THE COMPUTER BEGAN WRITING THE" "PROGRAM BY ITSELF." " WHAT PROGRAM?" " THE YUPPIE PROGRAM." "A MULTI-COMPATIBLE LIFESTYLE BUDGETING" " YOU WROTE IT?" "I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MINE." "WHY, I SAVED A FORTUNE STOCKING MY WINE CELLAR ALONE." "NOT TO MENTION THE COMPLIMENTS I GET FROM YOUR" "RECIPE FOR MICROWAVE PATE." " LIKE I SAID, THE COMPUTER WROTE IT," "BUT I GOT THE CREDIT." "I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PATE OR PASTA MACHINES OR" "THE YUPPIE-ING OF SUBURBIA UNTIL I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT" "READING IT MYSELF." " NOW, WAIT A MINUTE." "HOW CAN A COMPUTER WRITE BY ITSELF?" " NOW, WAIT A MINUTE." "YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING YET." "I WOKE UP A HERO AND BECAME AN EVEN BIGGER ONE WHEN" "LEGIONS OF BABY BOOMERS SNAPPED UP 50,000 COPIES" "IN THE FIRST SIX WEEKS." "MOM WAS PROUD." "DAD WAS PROUD." "HECK, EVEN SUSIE CALLED TO SAY SHE WAS PROUD TOO." "TO HAVE YOURS TRULY FOR A PHENOMENALLY SUCCESSFUL" "EX-BOYFRIEND." "MR. CONSTAPOPOLIS PAID ME A GIANT ROYALTY AND GAVE ME" "THE SUMMER OFF WITH PAY TO WRITE ANY PROGRAM I WANTED." " SOUNDS WONDERFUL SO FAR." " ALL I KNEW ABOUT YUPPIES WAS THEY WEAR REEBOKS TO BED" "AND WOULD HOCK THEIR HEALTH CLUB CARDS FOR TEN MINUTES" "ALONE WITH A DOVE BAR." " HMM, WHERE DOES HUNK GOLDEN FIT IN?" " AT THE BEACH HOUSE I RENTED IN SEA SPRAY." " SEA SPRAY?" "PRETTY SWANKY PLACE." " SWANKY?" "WELL, LET'S SAY SEA SPRAY IS SWANKY," "IF YOU'VE GOT BIG BUCKS TO BURN." "THE ONLY THING SWANKY ABOUT THE PLACE I COULD AFFORD WAS" "THE DRIVEWAY." "THE HOUSE ITSELF WAS THE OLDEST AND GRUNGIEST PLACE" "ON SEA SPRAY BEACH." "BYE-BYE, BONUS." "IT WAS BUILT BY SOME OLD SEA CAPTAIN WHO RAN OUT OF MONEY" "AND RAN OUT OF TOWN BEFORE HE COULD COMPLETE HIS" "SAILING SHIP OF A HOUSE." "IT WAS IDEAL FOR INVESTIGATING THE" "YUPPIES-AT-PLAY LIFESTYLE ON WHICH I WAS" "SUPPOSEDLY AN EXPERT." "I'D LEISURELY CONCOCT MY NEXT PROGRAM AND SPEND THE" "REST OF MY TIME MAKING MY DAYDREAMS COME TRUE." " SO FAR, SO GOOD." " EXCEPT THAT I WENT A BIT TOO FAR." "NOW, THERE'S HELL TO PAY." "IN MY DAYDREAMS, ALL I HAD TO DO WAS WINK," "AND THE WOMEN WOULD COME RUNNING," "AND THERE WASN'T A BEACH FULL OF TANNED AND TONED" "COMPETITION EITHER." "THE OLD BOD DEFINITELY COULD'VE USED A WORK-OUT." " OH, THESE ARE FABULOUS." "LITTLE PIGGY SALT-AND-PEPPER SHAKERS." "OH, I'VE GOTTA ADD THESE TO MY COLLECTION." "OH, WELCOME TO SEA SPRAY, WHERE THE WELL-TO-DO DO WELL" "AT DOING WELL." "I'M POLLY CLUTTER, BUT EVERYBODY CALLS ME "CHACHKA."" " I'M BRADLEY BRINKMAN, BUT EVERYBODY CALLS ME" ""BRADLEY."" "YOU'RE IN MY LIVING ROOM." " THOUGHT SO." "I SAW YOUR CAR OUT FRONT." "IS THAT A LOANER WHILE THE B.M.W.'S IN THE SHOP?" " NO, ACTUALLY." " OH, LOOK." "SOMEBODY IS GONNA FINALLY GENTRIFY THIS OLD MESS." "GOOD FOR YOU." " WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M JUST RENTING THIS OLD MESS FOR" "THE SUMMER." " WELL, YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU COULD AFFORD TO BUY." "HE STARTED THIS PLACE AND NEVER QUITE FINISHED IT." "CAPTAIN CRABIT." " HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT CAPTAIN CRABIT?" " WHEN I WAS A KID, I USED TO HIDE FIRECRACKERS IN HIS" "BARBECUE AND THEN LISTEN FOR HIS HOT DOGS TO EXPLODE." "OH, HE ALWAYS HAD A FIRE GOING, THAT CAPTAIN CRABIT." " NO KIDDING." " HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO PUT ON YOUR BATHING SUIT?" "CHACHKA'S GONNA TAKE YOU ON THE GABBY GUIDED TOUR." " THE GABBY GUIDED TOUR?" " DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "IT'S FREE." " SOUNDS GREAT." "HOW COME THEY CALL YOU CHACHKA." " OH, 'CAUSE MY HOUSE IS FULL OF CHACHKAS." "I COLLECT THINGS." "KNICK-KNACKS." "BRIC-A-BRAC." "I'M AN INCURABLE COLLECTOR." "WHEN I MOVED OUT HERE FROM NEW YORK IN THE '50s," "THE ONLY BUILDING ON THE BEACH" "WAS MY DAD'S HOT DOG STAND, WEE WILLIE'S WEENIES." " ♪ WEE WILLIE'S WEENIES, TOP OFF WITH CHEESE AND BEANIES ♪ both: ♪ WEE WILLIE'S WEENIES, BITE DOWN ON ONE TODAY, OLE ♪" "THAT'S IT!" "OH, IN THE '60s THIS PLACE WAS BUFF BLUFF TOPLESS BEACH." "ON A HOT DAY, THE BOOBS WERE PACKED TIGHTER THAN EGGS IN" "YOUR EASTER BASKET." " BORN TOO LATE." " IN THE '70s MAHATMA MAHARAJI WENT BANKRUPT" "BUILDING THE WORLD'S FIRST AND LAST CONDO COMMUNE." "NOW, WE'VE GOT YUPPIES." "WHO'S NEXT?" " SHE IS." " WHO?" " HER." "SHE'S NOT REAL." " WHERE IS SHE?" " RIGHT THERE." "NEXT TO THOSE SURFERS." " THERE'S JUST A COUPLE OF SURFERS." " THE MOST GORGEOUS CREATURE IN THE GALAXY IS STEAMING" "RIGHT THIS WAY." " YOU'RE IMAGINING THIS." " HUH?" "WHERE'D SHE GO?" "WHERE'D SHE GO?" " HEY, HEY, TAKE IT EASY." "SHE DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE, BECAUSE SHE WAS NEVER HERE." "HEY, HEY, COME ON." "TIME TO MEET THE HEAVY HITTERS ON THE SOCIAL CIRCUIT." "OH, YOU'RE IN LUCK." "THEY'RE ALL HERE." " DON'T WORRY." "WE'LL GET THIS ONE." " IN "THE ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE," ""ARCH-VILLAIN BORIS BADENOV WAS NAMED AFTER THE TITLE" "CHARACTER IN WHAT FAMOUS RUSSIAN OPERA?"" " OPERA." "GIVE ME A BREAK." " IGOR STRAVINSKY, RIGHT?" " IGOR STRAVINSKY, WRONG." " OUR TURN?" " YOU'RE THE BEST." " NO, YOU'RE THE BEST." " BUT YOU'RE THE CUTEST." " YOU'RE THE CUTEST." "both:" "TIE." " BORIS GODUNOV, RIGHT?" " SEA SPRAY BEACH RULES FOR TRIVIAL PURSUIT PROHIBIT" "SAYING THE CORRECT ANSWER TO THE LOSING TEAM." " THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY GET ONE RIGHT NEXT TIME." "both:" "NO." " WHO IS THIS GUY, CHACHKA?" " BARRY BRINKMAN." "HE JUST MOVED IN." " IT'S BRADLEY BRINKMAN." "SORRY." " BRADLEY." "I WANT YOU TO MEET COASTER ROYCE," "WALL STREET WIZ AND YOUNGEST VICE PRESIDENT IN THE" "HISTORY OF RATCHET, SLAMMER AND HOPS." " RATCHET, SLAMMER, HOPS AND ROYCE," "IF I HAVE A SAY IN IT." "AND I WILL." "I ALWAYS DO." " AND THAT JET-SET ESCAPEE FROM EAST COAST OLD MONEY," "ALEXIS CASH." " HA HA." "WHERE YOU MOVING IN, BRINKMAN?" " THE CRABIT HOUSE." " I'M GLAD SOMEONE IS GOING TO SPRUCE UP THAT" "DILAPIDATED OLD DUMP." "THANK GOD." " WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M JUST RENTING IT FOR THE SUMMER." " YEAH, YOU DIDN'T LOOK LIKE YOU COULD AFFORD TO BUY." "NEED ANY COCKROACH TRAPS?" " WAIT A MINUTE." "YOU'RE SKEET MECKLENBURGER, RIGHT?" "ALL-PRO DALLAS ANNIHILATOR LINEBACKER, RIGHT?" " "ALL-THROUGH" LINEBACKER, YOU MEAN." "CUT LIKE A ROOKIE ON UNCONDITIONAL WAIVERS." " YEAH, BUT I CAN STILL CUT IT WITH YOU, CAN'T I," "PASSION PIE?" " WITH AN ELECTRIC KNIFE, BABY." " YOU REMEMBER LAUREL SPRINGS," "CHEERLEADER QUEEN OF WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL." " YEAH, I LOVE THE LITE KNOCKWURST COMMERCIAL" "YOU GUYS DO TOGETHER." " OH, THANKS." " A FAN." "HOW FLATTERING." "YOU PLAY V-BALL, BRINSKY?" " V-BALL?" "V-BALL." "OH, YEAH." "I'D LOVE TO, BUT I HAVEN'T PLAYED IT IN AGES." " DON'T WORRY." "SKEET KNOWS ALL THE RULES." " THERE ARE A FEW DO'S AND DON'TS IN V-BALL, BRINSKY," "SO LET'S START WITH THE DON'TS." "YOU DON'T REACH UNDER THE NET." "YOU DON'T RUN INTO THE NET." "AND YOU DON'T KICK SAND ON AN OPPOSING PLAYER" "WHEN HE'S DOWN." "GOT THE PICTURE, BRINSKY?" " SO WHAT IF THEY ALL ACTED LIKE THEY HATED ME FROM BIRTH?" "THERE WAS AN AURA TO THEIR ARROGANCE." "I HAD TO FIT IN." "I YUPPIED OUT MY HOUSE WITH EVERY TRENDY APPLIANCE MY" "CREDIT LIMIT COULD BEAR." "AH, SO WHAT IF THE STUFF WOULD NEVER FIT IN MY STUDIO" "APARTMENT AFTER THE SUMMER." "I WAS LIVING IN THE MOMENT." "I EVEN PERSONALLY STONEWASHED ALL MY CLOTHES." "I STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT WHY." "SEA SPRAY BY NIGHT MEANS THE SAND CASTLE." "THE MEN ARE LOW ON BODY FAT, THE WOMEN ARE HIGH ON" "THEMSELVES ..." "AND WHATEVER ELSE IS GOING AROUND." "I WAS READY FOR STEP TWO, INVITING THE WHOLE BEACH TO" "AN OPEN HOUSE AT MY PLACE." "I'D PARTY THEIR ASSES OFF." "INCLUDE MYSELF IN WITH THE IN CROWD." "THE SEA SPRAY CROWD ACCEPTS NO SUBSTITUTES," "AND I FELT LIKE A SUBSTITUTE." " HEY, HI, COASTER." "HOW'S IT GOING, GUY?" " WHERE DID YOU GET THAT OUTFIT?" " WELL, I GOT IT AT THE SEA SPRAY GALLERIA." " OH, ALEXIS, DARLING." "BRINKMAN HERE WENT SHOPPING AT" "THE SEA SPRAY "SCHLOCKERIA."" " WHAT'S SO FUNNY?" "WE'RE EXACTLY IDENTICAL." " OH, FAT CHANCE." " MIDNIGHT EXPRESS FOR MEN." "MADE IN TURKEY." "POLY-COTTON BLEND." "both:" "OOH." "OH, GIORGIO SPERMATUCCI STONEWASH." "SPERMATUCCI, MY FAVORITE DESIGNER." " THEY'RE 100% COTTON." " THEY STONEWASH THEIR DENIM IN SYNTHETIC STONES." " BRINKMAN, A LITTLE ADVICE, THE ONLY THING THAT YOU'LL" "LAY TONIGHT IN THAT IS LINOLEUM." " OH, YEAH, YOU GUYS, HERE'S AN INVITATION." "MY OPEN HOUSE." "TRY AND DROP BY." " CATERED NO DOUBT BY CHARLES DE GRAVY DU POISSON." "OH, WE WILL BE THERE WITH BELLS ON." "BELLS." " DING AWAY." " AND THEN I SAW HER." "AGAIN." " ARE WE PUMPED IN THERE, BRADLEY?" " I WAS DANCING WITH THAT INCREDIBLY GORGEOUS WOMAN" "FROM THE BEACH, BUT SHE VANISHED." " OH, SURE." "HOW COME I CAN'T SEE HER?" "WHERE'D SHE GO?" " HELL, IF I KNOW." " THE FINAL SCORE FOR MY OPEN HOUSE WAS HOST-ONE," "GUESTS-ZERO." "TALK ABOUT WOUNDED PRIDE, MINE WAS DEAD ON ARRIVAL." "A NIGHTMARE IN LEFTOVER ARTICHOKE HEARTS." " HELLO." "CHACHKA, UH" " CHACHKA, BABY, HOW ARE YA?" "OH, FANTASTIC." "FANTASTIC TURN-OUT, YEAH." "YEAH!" "WHAT?" "OH, YOU CAN'T MAKE IT OVER." "OH, BABE, WE'RE GONNA MISS YA, YEAH." "GREAT PARTY, BRADLEY." "YEAH, DUDE, GREAT PARTY." "WHAT?" "LEFTOVERS?" "UH, NO, I DON'T THINK SO." "THESE PARTY ANIMALS, THEY ARE PIGGING OUT." "YEAH, PIGGING OUT, YEAH." "WHAT?" "BABE, I CAN'T HEAR YOU." "YOU GOTTA SPEAK UP FOR ME, OKAY?" "NO, NO, HONEY I CAN'T HEAR YOU." "I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW, OKAY?" "YEAH, YEAH." "BYE!" ""ANY LEFTOVERS."" "SHE'LL PROBABLY BE RIGHT OVER WITH TUPPERWARE." " SUPPOSE YOU GAVE AN OPEN HOUSE, AND NOBODY CAME." "WE CAN'T HAVE THAT NOW, CAN WE, COMPUTER CHAMP?" " WAIT A MINUTE." "DON'T DISAPPEAR." "OKAY." "WHO ARE YOU, AND HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?" "AND AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN SEE YOU?" " AROUSED?" "YOUR CURIOSITY, I MEAN." "BRADLEY, A GIRL IN MY LINE WORKS UP A DEVILISH THIRST." "AREN'T YOU GONNA INVITE ME TO STAY FOR A PERRIER?" "WOW, THE FOOD'S JUST TO DIE FOR, BRADLEY." "YOU KNOW, YOU COULD BE ONE FABULOUS HOST." "IT'S A SHAME YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE IT." " YOU'VE HAD THE FOOD, AND YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN." "NOW, WHO ARE YOU?" " MY NAME'S O'BRIEN." " JUST O'BRIEN?" " JUST O'BRIEN." " AND WHERE DO YOU LIVE, O'BRIEN?" " HELL." "I HAVE A LARGE STUDIO APARTMENT AT 1,700 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT." "OF COURSE, I WANT A ONE-BEDROOM AT 2,500 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT." "OR A LOFT IN THE CELSIUS NEIGHBORHOOD," "BUT ANYTHING OVER 2,000 DEGREES IS A FORTUNE." "IT'S HELL TO FIND A DECENT PLACE TO LIVE IN HELL." " WHO WRITES YOUR MATERIAL, DAVID LETTERMAN?" "CUTE." "VERY CLEVER." "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?" " OKAY, LISTEN UP, BRADLEY, BECAUSE I'M ONLY GONNA READ" "YOUR BLACK MAGIC RIGHTS ONCE." " OH." " BE FOREWARNED" " SORRY." " BE FOREWARNED, YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE SOLICITED FOR A" "SUPERNATURAL EXPERIENCE." "YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO CALL AN EXORCIST." "IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD AN EXORCIST," "ONE WILL BE APPOINTED TO YOU." "ANY BLACK MAGIC COVENANTS HEREAFTER EXECUTED BY YOU" "CAN AND WILL BE USED TO ASSERT DARK DOMINION OVER" "YOUR SOUL." "ANY QUESTIONS?" " YEAH." "WHY ME?" " I'VE HAD MY EVIL ON YOU A LONG TIME." "BRADLEY, YOU NEED A FRIEND RIGHT NOW." "WHO DO YOU THINK INSPIRED THE YUPPIE PROGRAM?" " WAIT A MINUTE." "THIS WAS ON MY COMPUTER." "YOU POSSESSED MY WORD PROCESSOR THAT NIGHT?" " LET'S CALL IT "TEMPORARY OCCUPANCY."" " THIS CONVERSATION IS INSANE, AND SO ARE YOU." " ONE QUESTION, BRADLEY." "ARE YOU HAPPY YOU RENTED THIS FABULOUS HOUSE" "SO CLOSE TO ROYCE, COULD WIPE HIS TOPSIDERS ON YOUR FACE" "AT THE DROP OF A FRISBEE?" "HAPPY WOMEN AROUND HERE" "WON'T GIVE YOU THE CORRECT TIME OF DAY AT A ROLEX CONVENTION?" " WELL" " I CAN MAKE YOU OVER." "MAKE YOU INTO THE KIND OF MAN YOU'VE ALWAYS" "DAYDREAMED ABOUT." "THE KIND OF MAN WOMEN WANT MOST." "AND MEN WANT MOST TO BE." "A HUNK." "HANDSOME, TANNED, TONED." "RICH, BRADLEY." "SUCCESSFUL." "ADMIRED." " WHAT'S ALL THIS GONNA COST ME?" " OH, YOUR SOUL, SILLY BOY." "AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE, RIGHT NOW," "WE HAVE A NO-OBLIGATION SELL-YOUR-SOUL-FOR-THE-SUMMER" "TRIAL OFFER?" "AND IF YOU ARE NOT 100% SATISFIED," "YOUR OLD BODY AND OLD SOUL WILL BE REFUNDED." "IT'S A PACKAGE DEAL." " ARE YOU PART OF THE PACKAGE DEAL?" " OH, THE DEVIL HIMSELF, INCORPORATED," "FORBIDS MY DATING CLIENTS WHILE THEIR SOUL IS IN" "SPIRITUAL ESCROW." " THE DEVIL HIMSELF, INCORPORATED?" " THE BOSS NEEDS TAX WRITE-OFFS JUST LIKE YOU." " WE'LL STILL SEE EACH OTHER, WON'T WE?" " OH, FOR ETERNITY, IF YOU WANT." "SO GIVE IT A GO FOR THE SUMMER?" " AND NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO SIGN SOMETHING IN BLOOD, RIGHT?" " A HYPODERMIC PEN." "NO MUSS, NO FUSS." "IT'S MY LATEST INVENTION." " OW!" " DONE." " NOW WHAT?" " NOW, WAIT." "A NEW LIFE AND A NEW BODY BEGIN TOMORROW AT SUNRISE." "SWEET DREAMS, BRADLEY BRINKMAN." "THIS MAY BE THE LAST WE SEE OF THE OLD YOU." "BYE." " BYE." "OH, WEIRD." "REALLY WEIRD." " THAT NIGHT, I HAD A WILD DREAM." "AT LEAST, I THOUGHT IT WAS A DREAM." " OH, MAN, WHAT A NIGHTMARE." "WAIT A MINUTE." "WHOSE ARM IS THIS?" "WAIT A MINUTE." "WHOSE ROOM IS THIS?" "STILL DREAMING." "I'M NOT DREAMING." "THIS IS REAL." "WHERE'D ALL THIS COME FROM?" "OH, MY GOD." "O'BRIEN REALLY DID IT." "SHE REALLY..." "REALLY DID IT." "HEY, THAT'S NOT OSCAR." "MY BEST FRIEND SINCE THE SEVENTH GRADE IS MISSING." "O'BRIEN?" "O'BRIEN, WHAT THE HELL" " CHACHKA, HI." " YOU KNOW ME?" "I'D REMEMBER MEETING YOU." "IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE LEFTOVERS FROM LAST NIGHT," "I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF FOR MISSING YOU." "I MEAN, IT." " YEAH, I'M WHAT'S LEFT OVER, ALL RIGHT." " OH, IS BODY--I MEAN, BRADLEY--HOME?" " BRADLEY." "NO, BRADLEY'S STILL DREAMING, I THINK." "I MEAN, HE'S STILL HUNG OVER FROM THE PARTY." " OH, LOOK." "HE REDECORATED THE WHOLE PLACE." " YEAH." "WOW." "SHE SURE DID." "I MEAN, YES." "YES, HE DID." "WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?" " A REAL HUNK." "I MEAN, IS THAT YOUR NEW CAR IN THE DRIVEWAY?" " NEW CAR?" "WHAT NEW CAR?" "YOU MEAN, THIS CAR?" " NO." "THIS IS MY GASTROMOBILE." " AH, IT'S INTERESTING, YES." " THE NEW CAR IS OVER HERE." "IS IT YOURS?" " CAR OF MY DAYDREAMS." "UH, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW." " WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY?" " I'M NOT SURE." "I MEAN, BRADLEY AND I ARE VERY CLOSE." "LISTEN, HAVE YOU SEEN A WOMAN ABOUT 5'9", DARK HAIR," "REALLY GORGEOUS?" " NOT YOU TOO." " NEVER MIND." "SHE'LL TURN UP." "I HOPE." "LOOK AT THIS STUFF." "H.G. WHO IS H.G.?" "NOT ONLY WAS I NEW TO CHACHKA," "BUT EVERYTHING I NOW OWNED WAS NEW TO ME." "HOW WE DOING, SUSIE?" ""THE WHOLE PACKAGE DEAL."" "O'BRIEN." ""HUNK GOLDEN?"" "MY NAME IS "HUNK GOLDEN?"" "I'M RICH." "WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BRADLEY BRINKMAN?" "O'BRIEN!" "O'BRIEN." " IT WAS ALL I COULD DO TO KEEP FROM RIPPING HIS TOWEL" "OFF WITH MY TEETH." "WHAT'S HIS NAME?" "HE DIDN'T SAY." " ANOTHER RENTER ASSHOLE." " THERE HE IS NOW." "YOO-HOO!" "BRADLEY'S FRIEND!" "OVER HERE." " OH, NOW, THAT'S A PERFECT SPECIMEN." " A MAN'S MAN-AND-A-HALF." " PUTS YOU TWO BOTH TO SHAME." " YEAH, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT." " HELLO AGAIN." "I DIDN'T CATCH YOUR NAME." " BRADLEY" " HUNK." "MY NAME IS HUNK GOLDEN." " HUNK." "THAT SHORT FOR HAIRDRESSER OR SOMETHING?" " UH, HUNK." "THIS IS COASTER, ALEXIS, LAUREL AND SKEET." " WELL, I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU ALREADY." " ISN'T HE CHARMING." "MOVING IN?" " OR MOVING ALONG?" " NO, ACTUALLY, I'M JUST VISITING BRADLEY BRINKMAN." " THAT SCRAWNY LITTLE WUSS?" " WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M JUST LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY RIGHT NOW." " WELL, WHAT'S THE HURRY, MURRAY?" "JUST SO HAPPENS WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FOURTH FOR V-BALL." " YOU DO KNOW HOW TO PLAY V-BALL, DON'T YOU?" " UH, YEAH." "SOMEBODY GAVE ME A FEW LESSONS ..." "ONCE." " GO, HUNK!" " OH, I HOPE THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD." " ALL RIGHT!" "GREAT." " GO, HUNK!" "GO!" " YOU CAN SERVE, CAN'T YOU?" " YEAH." "MIND IF I PRACTICE FIRST?" " HEY, GARDENER." "YOU AND ME." "ONE ON ONE." "HOPE YOU CAN HANDLE A GOOD SPIKE." " GOOD LUCK." " YEAH." " COME ON." "GET IT UP, GORGEOUS." " GO, HUNK." "KILL HIM, HUNK." " I'M GONNA WRAP YOUR NUTS AROUND YOUR NECK," "TWINKIE DICK." " NO, SKEET." "NO!" " SKEET, DON'T DAMAGE THE MERCHANDISE." " SKEET, ENOUGH'S ENOUGH." " GO, HUNK." " OUT COLD." " FAIR FIGHT." "HE'S MY BEST FRIEND, BUT HE CAN REALLY ROAR LIKE AN" "ASSHOLE SOMETIMES." " WHERE'D YOU GET THAT WALLOP?" " THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW." " I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THREW THIS TOGETHER" "IN FIVE MINUTES' NOTICE, HUNK." " WHAT A HOST." " ODDS AND ENDS FROM THE FRIDGE." " ODDS AND END FOR 40." "IMPRESSIVE." " WHERE'S BRADLEY?" " BRADLEY, HE'S DOWNTOWN." "BIG FAMILY EMERGENCY." " FIGURES." " I WANT A WORD WITH YOU, MR. HUNK GOLDEN." " THE LAST TIME SHE HAD A WORD WITH SOMEBODY," "HE COULDN'T TALK FOR A WEEK." "WANT A CRACKER?" " I'M NOT EATING." " WHY NOT, BUBBY?" " I'M FAT." " YOU'RE NOT FAT." " OH, YOU ARE NOT FAT." "YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL GAZELLE." " I'M HUGE." " YOU'RE NOT HUGE." " YOU ARE NOT." " YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD." " I'M A BEACHED WHALE." " YOU'RE NOT A BEACHED WHALE." " I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT SKEET." "I DON'T KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH." "HOW IS HE?" " UNCONSCIOUS UNDER A 20-POUND ICE PACK." "YOU ANIMAL." " I'M AN ANIMAL?" " I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO SAVAGE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE." "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" " DO I KNOW?" "I JUST MET MYSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY." " YOU KNOW WHAT SOMEBODY OUGHT TO DO TO A BRUTAL" "BASTARD LIKE YOU?" " UH, NO." " SOMEBODY SHOULD THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THAT BIG LUMMOX" "IN HIS PLACE." "YOU'RE A WALKING A CHUCK NORRIS MOVIE," "AND I'M NOT WAITING TILL YOU'RE OUT ON VIDEOCASSETTE!" " UH, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED," "THIS HOUSE IS FULL OF GUESTS." " AND ALL THE WOMEN WANNA TAKE YOU SOUTH OF THE" "MASON-DIXON LINE." " THINGS LIKE THIS NEVER HAPPEN TO BRADLEY BRINKMAN." " WELL, WHY WORRY ABOUT THAT LITTLE OLD TADPOLE WHEN WE" "GOT A BIGGER FISH TO FRY?" " WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO JOCKEY THIS BED?" " DALLAS GENERAL HOSPITAL." "BEFORE BECOMING AN ANNIHILATOR CHEERLEADER," "I WAS STRIPPED OF MY CANDY STRIPES." " WELL, ONCE A CANDY-STRIPER, ALWAYS A CANDY-STRIPER." "THAT'S WHAT I SAY." " YOU WANNA SEE MY STRIPES?" "OKAY!" "THEY'RE INVISIBLE." " OH, I CAN SEE 'EM JUST FINE." " WHOO!" "OH-OH-OH!" " OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH!" " WHOO!" "WHOO!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "WHOO!" " OH!" "OH!" "OH!" " WHOO!" " AH AH AH!" " WHOO!" " WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES." " IT'S ABOUT TIME." "WHERE IS BRADLEY BRINKMAN?" " YOU'RE STILL BRADLEY INSIDE." "ONLY NOW, YOU'RE GETTING RESULTS." " I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOME GORGEOUS KOOK, NOT SATANA," "QUEEN OF DARKNESS." " WILL YOU RELAX?" "ENJOY LIVING IN THIS GORGEOUS NEW CHASSIS FOR A WHILE." " YOU KNOW, I DRANK EIGHT MARTINIS." "I'M NOT EVEN HUNG OVER." " THAT'S NOTHING." "TOMORROW, WE BEGIN NEW BODY ORIENTATION." "ARE YOU GONNA BE SURPRISED." " WHAT ABOUT MY OLD BODY?" " THE TRIAL OFFER EXPIRES THE MIDNIGHT AFTER LABOR DAY," "BUT YOU'LL NEVER GO BACK." "NOBODY DOES." "TRUST ME." "I DESIGNED YOU MYSELF." "YOU'VE GOT THE THIGHS OF SYLVESTER STALLONE," "THE PELVIS OF ELVIS PRESLEY," "THE NAVEL OF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER," "THE NIPPLES OF ROBERT REDFORD," "THE EYES OF PAUL NEWMAN, AND THE SCHLONG OF KING KONG." "I GAVE YOU PERMA-FIRM FLESH, WRINKLE-PROOF PERMA-TAN SKIN," "UNFRIZZABLE HAIR, UNBREAKABLE BONES," "SELF-CLEANING CAVITY-PROOF TEETH, ODORLESS SWEAT." "WHEN YOU DIE, YOUR SOUL LIVES ON IN HELL IN HUNK FORM" "FOR ETERNITY." "GORGE YOURSELF ON THE MOST FATTENING FOOD" "IN ALL CREATION AND NEVER GAIN WEIGHT." "CHUG 12 TIMES THE ALCOHOL CAPACITY OF A PERSON" "TWICE YOUR SIZE." "YOUR LIVER WAS DESIGNED BY DEAN MARTIN." "AND TO PROTECT OUR EVIL INVESTMENT," "YOU'RE A NATURAL MARTIAL ARTS MASTER." "JUST ASK SKEET." "LET'S NOT FORGET WHY WE PACKAGED YOU SO STUNNINGLY" "WOMEN." "YOU'LL BE A MOVING TARGET FROM NOW ON FOR ANYONE WHO" "LOVES LUSCIOUS-LOOKING MEN." "YOU'RE BOUND TO OVERDO THE SUPER-STUD BIT AT FIRST," "BUT YOU'LL KNOW WHEN ENOUGH IS ENOUGH." "WORSHIP THY WHEELS." "A HUNK IS NAKED WITHOUT HIS CAR." "AND DO EVERYTHING FIRST." "A HUNK SETS TRENDS." "UNDERDRESS TO IMPRESS." "A HUNK LOOKS HIS BEST WHEN HE LOOKS LIKE HE DOESN'T" "CARE HOW HE LOOKS." " THAT IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE, RIDICULOUS," "PREPOSTEROUS STORY I HAVE EVER HEARD." " BUT IT'S TRUE." " YOU REALIZE I JUST TAPED YOUR ENTIRE SESSION," "AND ON THE BASIS OF THAT ALONE," "I COULD HAVE YOU HELD FOR OBSERVATION AT ANY MENTAL" "WARD IN LOS ANGELES COUNTY," "BUT THAT'S WHAT FASCINATES ME." "YOU SOUND DELUDED, BUT SOMETHING INSIDE ME TELLS ME" "YOU'RE NOT." " YEAH, WELL THE ME INSIDE ME KNOWS I'M NOT." "I MEAN, WHAT IF SHE HAS A DEMONIC WHIM AND TURNS ME" "INTO A HAMSTER?" "OR A HIGH SCHOOL DRIVER'S ED INSTRUCTOR?" " DON'T PANIC, HUNK." "DO I BELIEVE YOU?" "NO." "CAN I HELP YOU TO HELP YOURSELF?" "MAYBE." " ALL RIGHT." "WHERE DO I START?" " WELL, YOU SAY YOU'RE BRADLEY BRINKMAN," "AND THAT BRADLEY BRINKMAN'S DREAM IS TO BECOME A HUNK," "RIGHT?" " RIGHT." " SO BE A HUNK." "I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT WHILE WE'RE" "GETTING TO THE REAL ROOT OF YOUR PROBLEM." " YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU COULD MEET O'BRIEN" "THAT WOULD PROVE EVERYTHING." " I DOUBT WHETHER O'BRIEN OR BRADLEY BRINKMAN EXIST" "OUTSIDE OF YOUR IMAGINATION." "SO UNTIL OUR NEXT SESSION, JUST LIGHTEN UP." "THERE ARE WORSE FATES THAN BEING A DROP DEAD GORGEOUS GUY" "WITH A PAD AT THE BEACH, YOU KNOW." " YOU KNOW SOMETHING, DOCTOR?" "YOU'RE RIGHT." " MY CLIENTS AND MY FRIENDS CALL ME SUNNY." " I'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER I POWDER MY NOSE." " YOU PROMISE." " MM-HMM." " WHOA." "CHICKY, CHICKY, CHICKY DEAR OF THE SEA," "WON'T YOU TALK TO ME?" "AWW, COME ON, BABE." "SAVE THAT COLD FISH STUFF FOR ALL THESE NERDS AND" ""TUNA" IN TO ME, SUSHI TAIL." "WHAT'S WRONG?" "HAS CATFISH GOT YOUR TONGUE, HUH?" " BABE!" " OOPS." "GOTTA GO." "BUT I JUST LOVE RAW FISH." " WAS BIGGSY-WIGGSY A GOOD WITTLE BOY WHILE MOMMY" "POWDERED HER NOSY-WOSY?" " THE GOODEST." " I'LL BET." " EXCUSE ME." "HEY, MARTY, HOW ABOUT A CAMPARI WITH A SPLASH OF ORANGE?" " SINCE SHE TOLD ME" " SO HOW WAS THE CATCH OF THE DAY?" " AH, PRETTY FRESH." " "PRETTY FRESH"?" "HEY, I PROMISED YOU PARADISE, AND I DELIVERED." " I KNOW, I KNOW." "A LIFE OF EARTHLY PLEASURE IN EXCHANGE FOR AN AFTERLIFE" "OF THE INTERNAL INFERNAL GOD OF HELLFIRE AND STAPH, RIGHT?" " SOMEBODY MENTION ME?" " HUNK, MEET THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD" "OF THE DEVIL HIMSELF, INCORPORATED--DR." "D.," "THE DEVIL HIMSELF." " THE DEVIL IS A DOCTOR?" " A DOCTOR OF DEATH, SWORN TO THE HYPOCRITIC OATH" "TO TAKE LIFE WHENEVER POSSIBLE." " WAIT A MINUTE." "YOU LOOK JUST LIKE THE GUY THAT USED TO OWN THIS HOUSE." "THAT CAPTAIN CRABIT GUY." " OH, I LOOK LIKE MANY DIFFERENT PEOPLE THROUGHOUT HISTORY." "ALL OF THEM ROTTEN." " WELL, YOU DRESS LIKE GENGHIS KHAN." " ATTILA THE HUN." "WE'RE SACKING ROME IN 451 A.D." "ACTUALLY, I JUST POPPED IN FOR A COKE CLASSIC." " WHO'S SHE?" " CHINCHILLIA." "A LITTLE ROMAN SLAVE GIRL I RESCUED" "TO KEEP ME WARM AT NIGHT." "SHE ONLY SPEAKS LATIN, I'M AFRAID." ""E PLURIBUS UNUM," MY DEAR." " WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE." "451 A.D.?" "THAT'S 15 CENTURIES AGO." " WELL, IF HISTORY'S GONNA REPEAT ITSELF," "I HAVE TO KEEP EVIL GOING IN THE PAST AS WELL AS THE" "PRESENT AND FUTURE." "THIS IS THE WORST DEMON POWER SHORTAGE WE'VE HAD" "SINCE EVERYONE WENT HOLY FOR THOSE BLASTED CRUSADES." "THAT'S WHY I WANT YOU." " ME?" " YES." "YOU." "IN ANOTHER 50 YEARS, YOU'LL BE ASSISTING ALL THE BIGGIES" "OF BADNESS--IVAN THE TERRIBLE, JACK THE RIPPER," "BENITO MUSSOLINI, AND FIRST DIBS ON DELECTABLE FRINGE" "BENEFITS TOO, MY BOY." "NOW, O'BRIEN, IF YOU NEED ME ON MONDAY," "I WILL BE AT THE FRENCH REVOLUTION," "BEHEADING AMBASSADORS." "TUESDAY, CHAMPAGNE WITH CAIN FOR KILLING ABEL." "WEDNESDAY NIGHT, POLO WITH THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE." "THURSDAY, THE 1906 SAN FRANCISCO EARTHQUAKE." "WHAT A BLAST THAT WAS." "FRI--OH, FRIDAY, I SINK ATLANTIS FOR THE WEEKEND." "I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT." " WHAT, WHAT, WHAT HAPPENS TO HER?" " OH, I'LL PROBABLY KILL HER IN THE TROJAN WAR" "OR TURN HER INTO A HULA-HOOP IN THE 1950s." "I HAVEN'T DECIDED WHICH YET." " KILL HER?" " YOU'RE RIGHT, I'LL KILL HER." "A HULA-HOOP IS TOO CRUEL." "EVEN FOR ME." " NO, NO, I DIDN'T MEAN "TO KILL HER." NO." " DON'T BE SO SQUEAMISH, MY BOY." "THERE ARE VICTIMS ALL THROUGH HISTORY." "MY VICTIMS." "O'BRIEN'S VICTIMS." "AND SOON, YOUR VICTIMS." " BODY COUNT IS THE BOTTOM LINE IN OUR BUSINESS." " THIS IS BEGINNING TO SOUND" "LIKE A HORROR FILM HERE, O'BRIEN." " OH, I ALWAYS SAY, "ART IMITATES DEATH."" "BYE-BYE, HAPPY HUNK GOLDEN." "I'LL MEET YOU BACK HERE MIDNIGHT AFTER LABOR DAY" "TO CLOSE THE DEAL." "WE'LL BE EXPECTING APPALLING, HORRIFYING," "HORRIBLE, GHASTLY THINGS FROM YOU." "CIAO, BABY." " I ASSIST IVAN THE TERRIBLE?" " IT'S NO BIGGIE." "SO EVERY FEW CENTURIES YOU RE-PERPETUATE EVIL" "SOMEWHERE IN HISTORY." " OH, A TIME-TRAVELLING SATANIC SALESPERSON, LIKE YOU." " RIGHT." "THEN WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER." "THINK OF IT." "DECEMBER 6, 1941." "WE HIT TOKYO TO SCARF SOME SAKE AND SUSHI IN TIME TO" "BOMB PEARL HARBOR ON DECEMBER 7." "TALK ABOUT ROMANTIC." " YEAH." "FINALLY MEET A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN," "AND SHE WANTS ME TO BOMB PEARL HARBOR." ""TALK ABOUT ROMANTIC."" " YOU MET THE DEVIL?" " EVERYTHING WAS GOING LIKE A CHARM TOO." "JUST LIKE O'BRIEN SAID IT WOULD." " AND WHAT DID THE DEVIL LOOK LIKE?" " HIS NAME IS DR. D." "HE WAS DRESSED LIKE ATTILA THE HUN." " ATTILA THE HUN?" " AND HIS CAPTIVE ROMAN SLAVE GIRL WITH HIM," "NAMED CHINCHILLA OR SOMETHING." " WELL, SHE'LL NEVER BE COLD WITH A NAME LIKE THAT." " HE'S GONNA KILL HER DURING THE TROJAN WAR OR TURN HER" "INTO A HULA-HOOP IN THE 1950s." "HE'LL DO IT TOO." " I'M SURE HE WILL." " GONNA TRAVEL THROUGH TIME TOO." " HUNK?" " YEAH." " HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING DRUGS?" " FOR WHAT?" "I WAS FLYING HIGH ON MY OWN TILL DR. D. SHOWED UP." " MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE OUR NEXT SESSION AT YOUR HOUSE." " OH, YOU MAKE HOUSE CALLS?" " NO." "NOT NORMALLY." "BUT I THINK MAYBE SOMETHING AT THE SEA SPRAY SETTING" "MIGHT REVEAL CLUES THAT I JUST CAN'T DISCOVER HERE." " STILL THINK I'M JOKING, DON'T YOU?" " NO." "I THINK YOUR PANIC IS GENUINE." "JUST NOT SO SURE ABOUT THE SOURCE." " IF I COULD ONLY GET YOU AND O'BRIEN IN THE SAME ROOM." "SHE'S EXHIBIT A-PLUS." " HOW'S TUESDAY AT TEN?" " GOOD." "DOC!" "I MEAN, SUNNY." "UH, COME IN." "I HAD A LATE NIGHT." " SO IT SEEMS." " AIR DEUTSCHLAND." "THE MESSERSCHMITT SISTERS." "URSULA..." "UND UMLAUT." "ICH BIN EIN BERLINER!" "THEY FOLLOWED ME HOME FROM THE 7-11 AND SANG BEATLES SONGS" "AT THE DOOR TO ME IN GERMAN TILL I LET THEM IN." " IT'S ALL PART OF OBSERVING YOU IN YOUR" "SUPERNATURAL HABITAT." " TOUCHE." "WELL, NOW, WHERE WERE WE, DOC?" " LET'S GET YOU OUT IN PUBLIC." "I WANNA SEE YOUR HUNK MAGNETISM AT WORK." " THE BEACH." "PERFECT." "HANG ON." "HELLO?" " BRADLEY." "IT'S CONSTAPOPOLIS CALLING." "AND HOW IS DOING OUR LITTLE GENIUS, EH?" " IT'S MY BOSS." "BRADLEY'S BOSS, CONSTANTINE CONSTAPOPOLIS." "HELLO, MR. CONSTAPOPOLIS, HOW ARE DEMETRA," "DEMETRIUS AND CONSTANTINE, JR.?" " IS THIS BRADLEY BRINKMAN?" " OF COURSE." " IT DON'T SOUND LIKE YOU, BRADLEY." " HE DOESN'T BELIEVE I'M BRADLEY." " THAT MAKES TWO OF US." "YEAH, I'M GONNA HAVE TO TRY TO DO MY OLD VOICE." "ONE MINUTE, MR. C. DOORBELL." "UH ..." "HELLO, MR. CONSTAPOPOLIS." "YES, MR. CONSTAPOPOLIS?" "YOU'RE RIGHT, MR. CONSTAPOPOLIS." "GOT IT." "[as Bradley] THANKS FOR THE BAKLAVA." "EVERYTHING WAS FANTASTIC." " THAT'S MY BRADLEY." "SO HAVE YOU WRITTEN PROGRAM X YET?" "NO, DON'T TELL ME." "DON'T TELL ME." "I'LL WAIT TILL YOU COME BACK AFTER LABOR DAY, HUH?" "HUH?" " PROGRAM X." "LABOR DAY." "UH, RIGHT." "EVERYTHING IS COMING ALONG JUST FINE." " OH, LISTEN, THE DISTRIBUTORS NEED IT BY" "NOVEMBER, SO YOU MUST DELIVER IT AFTER LABOR DAY." "NO PRESSURE, OF COURSE." " NO SWEAT." "NO PRESSURE AT ALL." "RIGHT." "COMING UP RIGHT AFTER LABOR DAY." " GOOD, GOOD." "TELL ME, BRADLEY-- WHAT IS IT?" "HMM?" "GIVE ME A HINT." "JUST A LITTLE HINT." "JUST A TINY, LITTLE HINT." "JUST A--NO, NO, DON'T TELL ME." "NO." "JUST A LITTLE." "COME ON." " AND RUIN THE SURPRISE?" " "AND RUIN THE SURPRISE."" "YOU'RE A GENIUS." "A GENIUS, YOU HEAR ME?" "BRADLEY, I KISS YOU." "MWAH!" ""AND RUIN THE SURPRISE."" " HI, GARRISON GAYLORD HERE." "THIS WEEK ON "FILTHY RICH," WE SCAMPER ALONG THE SLEEK," "CHIC, SUNNY SHORES OF THE GREEK ISLAND OF IMPHAL," "A MILLIONAIRE'S PARADISE." " CUT!" " WHAT?" " NUMBER ONE, GARRISON, YOUR FLY IS OPEN." " OH." " AND TWO, LAST WEEK WAS IPINO." "THIS WEEK WE'RE IN SEA SPRAY," "HOME OF THE POLAR ICE CAP YOU'RE DRINKING." " ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT." " OKAY." " I'VE GOT IT NOW." " YOU'VE GOT IT NOW." " YES." " YES." " I'VE GOT IT." " OKAY, LET'S TAKE TWO." " I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT NEW PROGRAM I WAS" "I MEAN, BRADLEY WAS SUPPOSED TO WRITE." " DO YOU SEE HOW THIS OBSESSION" "WITH AN IMAGINARY PERSONALITY TORMENTS YOU?" "LET IT GO." " SUNNY, BRADLEY IS NOT IMAGINARY." " I'M READY." " ROLL TAPE." " "FILTHY RICH." TAKE 12." " AH." "HI, GARRISON GAYLORD HERE." "THIS WEEK ON "FILTHY RICH," WE SCAMPER ALONG THE SLEEK," "CHIC, SUNNY SHORES OF SEA SPRAY," "HOME OF THE POLAR ICE CAP I AM DRINKING." "OH..." " OH, NO." "NOT AGAIN, GARRISON." " IT WAS THE SAME BLINKING THING I DID IN MONACO." " NO, IN MONACO, YOU SET THE DUCHESS OF DUNGLEMORE'S WIG" "ON FIRE." "DO YOU REMEMBER?" " NYET." " I DO." "THAT'S OUR BREAK, EVERYBODY." "CUT!" "GET HIM INTO WARDROBE." " ALL MY WARDROBE IS BACK IN MY MOTEL ROOM," "SO THAT YOUR WARDROBE PERSON WON'T STARCH MY COLLARS" "INTO CARDBOARD." " OH, NOW HE'S WALKING-- WHERE'S HE GOING?" " ALL RIGHT." "THE NEXT SHOT IS AT THE END OF THE PIER." " WE HAVE NO PROOF THAT ANY AFTERLIFE" "OR AFTER-DEATH EXISTS." " I'M PROOF, SUNNY." " MORTALITY MEANS LIVING WHO YOU ARE AND LOVING WHO YOU ARE" "RIGHT NOW." "HOW ELSE CAN ANYONE LOVE YOU?" " I'M SORRY." " HEY, WASN'T THAT GARRISON GAYLORD?" " I DON'T KNOW." " HUH." " ANYWAY, WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY" " OH, MY BLEEDING DRIVER'S NEVER HERE." "I'LL DO IT MYSELF." "OW!" "OH!" " OH!" "HERE COMES GARRISON." "HE'S IN REVERSE AND OUT OF CONTROL." " IF HE KILLS HIMSELF ON CAMERA," "THE RATINGS ARE GOING TO SOAR." " YOU WANT IT?" "YOU SHOOT IT." " WATCH OUT!" " THERE IS A DARK POWER, SUNNY." "I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU SOMEHOW." " HEY, YOU TWO, WATCH OUT!" " WHOO-HA-HA!" "OH, I GOT THE WHOLE THING ON TAPE!" "BABY!" " THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST ASTONISHING FEATS I HAVE" "EVER SEEN." " HEY, CONGRATULATIONS, GUY." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "YOU'RE A HERO." " A SUPERHERO." "YOU SAVED US ALL." " NEED ANY MORE PROOF, SUNNY?" " WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" " HUNK." "HUNK GOLDEN." " OH, "THE INCREDIBLE HUNK." I CAN'T BEAR IT." "YOU TWO MARRIED?" " UH, NO." "I'M HIS PSYCHOLOGIST, ACTUALLY." " OH, EVEN BETTER." " WHAT AN EXCLUSIVE." " PUMPING THAT MUCH ADRENALINE MAKES" "ANY MAN A SUPERMAN." " ADRENALINE WON'T STOP A JEEP." " YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE." "LOOK FOR YOUR ANSWERS IN THAT." "HUNK GOLDEN IS A HERO FOR A VERY GOOD REASON." "LOOK, THE MESSAGE IS SIMPLE-- THE WORLD NEEDS YOU." "THE WORLD NEEDS TO BELIEVE IN SOMEONE" "WHO RISES ABOVE THE ORDINARY." "AND THAT SOMEONE IS YOU." " I'D REALLY GO MAD WITHOUT YOU, SUNNY." "I'D BETTER GO." "U.C.L.A. IS RUNNING SOME MORE TESTS." " YEAH." "THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE." "SAME TIME TUESDAY?" " YEAH." "MAKE ME FEEL LIKE YOUR ONLY CLIENT." " I TRY TO MAKE THEM ALL FEEL LIKE THAT." " YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?" " NO." "WE CAN'T." "I CAN'T HELP YOU LIKE THIS." "YOU'RE A VERY ATTRACTIVE MAN." "INSIDE." "NOT JUST OUTSIDE." "WE BETTER" " WAIT AND SEE." " YEAH." " SEE YOU TUESDAY." " THINK YOU HOOKED HIM?" " THE CHEAP STUNT WAS THE CLINCHER." " HE'S A BRIGHT BOY." "THE KIND I NEED TO START WORLD WAR III." "THERE'S JUST ONE TEENSY LITTLE PROBLEM." " AND WHAT'S THAT?" " YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER ONE, O'BRIEN." " I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH HUNK." " PROMISES, PROMISES." "YOU ALWAYS COME ON LIKE GANGBUSTERS," "THEN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THE POOR SLOB," "AND THEN YOU END UP TALKING HIM OUT OF WHAT YOU COST ME" "A FORTUNE IN SPECIAL EFFECTS TO WOO HIM INTO." " CAN A SORCERESS HELP IT, IF SHE GETS EMOTIONALLY" "INVOLVED WITH HER WORK?" "SOUL SEDUCTION IS DRAINING." " OH." "WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE BAD OLD DAYS?" "LIKE WHEN YOU HAD THAT IDEA ABOUT THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE." "A BIODEGRADABLE DEATH ZONE." "WITH GREAT FISHING." "I WAS SO PROUD OF YOU." " I HID AL CAPONE'S SECRET VAULTS" "FROM GERALDO RIVERA, DIDN'T I?" " THAT'S RIGHT." "YOU DID." "POOR GERALDO." "I JUST LOVED THAT." " BESIDES, HUNK IS FALLING RIGHT INTO LINE." " WELL, THAT'S TRUE." "HE'S RICH." "HE'S FAMOUS." "HE'S FALLING IN LOVE." "HE'LL NEVER WANT TO CHANGE BACK AGAIN NOW." "NOW, THAT HE FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU, DOCTOR." " HUNK'S OURS." "I THINK." " YOU THINK?" "YOU THINK?" "I WARNED YOU ABOUT THESE TRIAL OFFERS." "YOUR DEAL EXPIRES THE DAY AFTER LABOR DAY TOO," "YOU KNOW, O'BRIEN." "DON'T FORGET THAT." "ANOTHER FAILURE, AND I'LL HAVE TO TURN YOU BACK INTO" " NO." "NOT THAT." "LOOK, JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER YEAR." "ANOTHER SIX MONTHS." " OH, LOOK AT YOU." "LOVE." "YOU REEK OF IT." " YOU OWE ME A SOUL A CENTURY." "YOU ARE 0 FOR 99 YEARS." "NO SOUL, NO DEAL." "NO DEAL, NO O'BRIEN." " OKAY." "LOOK, I MAKE HUNK FALL IN LOVE WITH SUNNY" " AND NOT VICE VERSA." " NOT VICE VERSA." "AND SUNNY CONVINCES HIM TO KEEP THE DEAL," "AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS TO SUNNY?" " SUNNY?" "WHY SUNNY?" "SUNNY?" "THE TUESDAY AFTER LABOR DAY, SUNNY DISAPPEARS." "HE NEVER SEES HER AGAIN." " OH, HUNK WILL BE HEARTBROKEN." " OH, IF YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM, IT WON'T MATTER," "WILL IT?" " IF HE EVER FINDS OUT, HE'S GONNA HATE ME FOREVER." " WELL, THAT CAN BE ARRANGED." "I'LL BE WATCHING YOU, O'BRIEN." "HEIL HITLER." "I WISH I NEVER INVENTED THAT CLICKING BUSINESS." "CIAO, SWEETHEART." " GARRISON GAYLORD HERE." "TWO WEEKS AGO ON "FILTHY RICH,"" "WE SHOWED YOU A REAL LIVE ACT OF SUPERHEROISM." "AS IT UNFOLDED RIGHT BEFORE OUR CAMERAS." "IN THE TWO WEEKS SINCE, HUNK GOLDEN," "THE SUPERMAN WHO SAVED MY LIFE," "HAS BECOME THE STUFF OF AMERICAN LEGEND." "A "FILTHY RICH" CAMERA CREW AND I SHARED IT WITH HIM." ""HUNKMANIA" IS SWEEPING SEA SPRAY" "AND THE REST OF THE COUNTRY." "HUNK WANNABES CAMP AROUND HIS HOME 24 HOURS," "DESPERATE FOR JUST A LOOK AT THE HUNK HIMSELF." "HUNK'S SPORT COAT IS THE BRAND-NEW LOOK," "THE FASHION LOOK OF THE 1980s." "PROMOTIONAL OFFERS HAVE BEEN FLOODING IN SINCE DAY ONE." "FROM DESIGNER JEANS TO DOG FOOD," "FROM HEALTH CLUBS TO HEMORRHOIDS," "HUNK'S NAME IS INDEED GOLDEN." "THREE MILLION TO BE THE NEW JAMES BOND." "FOUR MILLION TO LOSE TO STALLONE IN ROCKY V." "PLAYBOY WANTS HIM." "PLAYGIRL WANTS HIM." "METEORIC FAME HAS ALREADY FORCED HUNK INTO" "SELF-IMPOSED SECLUSION." "CONSTANTLY AT HIS SIDE THROUGHOUT THE DIZZYING SIEGE" "IS LOS ANGELES PSYCHOLOGIST SUSAN "SUNNY" GRAVES" "WHO HE RESCUED." "ARE THEY IN ROMANTIC CAHOOTS?" "WILL SUCCESS SPOIL HUNK GOLDEN?" "CLOSE FRIENDS SAY HE'S CHANGED ALREADY." " U.P.I., SHMOO-P.I.," "I THINK I HEAR A.P. CALLING." "HUNK GOLDEN." "YEAH, YEAH, HUNK-BURGER FRANCHISES." "NO, I'M SORRY." "I'M SOLD OUT TILL 1992." "UGH." "HUNK GOLDEN." "YEAH." "YES, SENATOR." "NO, I'VE ALREADY BEEN ASKED TO BE PUT ON" "THE STATE FLAG OF HAWAII, BUT" " HUNH!" "HUH!" " CAN YOU HANG A SECOND, SENATOR?" "HI." "AGGRESSIVE LITTLE THING, AREN'T YOU?" "THERE YOU GO." "PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS DROPPING IN." "NO, SENATOR, I COULDN'T PICK A FAVORITE STATE." "OF COURSE, IF YOU'D LIKE TO SPONSOR A BILL PUTTING ME ON" "THE AMERICAN FLAG, I'D HAVE NO OBJECTIONS." "GOD DAMN IT, SUNNY!" "THESE PEOPLE ARE JUST LIKE A BUNCH OF PIRANHA!" "BITE, BITE, BITE." " HUNK, COME ON." "JUST" " SUNNY, I'VE HAD IT OKAY." "WATCH THIS." "WAITING FOR SOMETHING MORE GOLDEN?" "WELL, HERE IT IS--A PERSON-TO-PERSON MESSAGE." "STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM HERE!" "TAKE THAT, FAT BOY." " STOP IT, HUNK." "THAT'S NOT FUNNY." "HUNK, STOP IT." "HUNK, DO YOU WANT TO BE ON THE SIX O'CLOCK NEWS DOING THIS?" " SURE, I DO." "I LOVE THE PUBLICITY, HONEY." " GIVE ME THIS." "GIVE IT TO ME." " FINE." "JUST FINE." " YOU CAN'T LET IT GET TO YOU LIKE THIS." " I'M STARTING TO FEEL DIFFERENT INSIDE." "ALMOST LIKE A DEMON." " DEMONS DON'T EXIST." "JUST PEOPLE AND PRESSURES." " YOU KNOW YOU'VE MADE IT WHEN YOUR GARBAGE IS FRONT PAGE NEWS." "EXTRA!" "HUNK TOSSES LEAN CUISINE, CAPPUCCINO GROUNDS" "AND A PINT OF PRALINE TOFUTTI." "READ ALL ABOUT IT!" " IT WON'T ALWAYS BE LIKE THIS." "YOU WON'T ALWAYS LIVE UNDER THE MEDIA MICROSCOPE." "YOU'LL COOL OFF, AND THEN WE'LL HAVE" "AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE YOUR PRIVACY AGAIN." " YOU CAN SAY "WE."" "WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER." " AND AFTER LABOR DAY TOMORROW," "WE'LL BE OUT OF IT TOGETHER." "YOU'LL FINALLY BE HUNK GOLDEN IN YOUR OWN MIND." " KINDA LIKE BEING IN IT TOGETHER" "WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU." " SO DO I. BUT THERE ARE BETTER THINGS" "TO BE IN TOGETHER THAN THIS, YOU KNOW." " THAT'S MORE LIKE IT." " HUNK, WAKE UP, IT'S ME." "YOUR OLD BODY?" "THE BODY YOU'RE ON VACATION FROM, REMEMBER?" " WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?" " EXACTLY." "HELL." "I ESCAPED WHILE THEY WERE WATCHING" ""THE POSSESSED" AND "THE WRESTLERS."" " HANG ON JUST A MINUTE." "HEY, SUNNY." "SUNNY, WAKE UP." "BRADLEY'S HERE." "WAKE UP." " HUNK, I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME." " WHY WERE YOU IN HELL?" " WHERE ELSE ARE THEY GONNA HOLD THIS BODY IN ESCROW" "WHILE YOU DECIDE WHO TO BOFF NEXT?" " THAT'S NOT FAIR." " WHAT A SLEAZEBAG YOU'VE BECOME." "HOSING DOWN INNOCENT FANS." " HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?" " HOW'D I KNOW THAT?" "YOU'RE RUNNING AS A MINI-SERIES ON DEMON TV." "KILLER RATINGS." "AND EVERYONE DOWN THERE'S RIPPING OFF THEIR COATCOAT SLEEVESSLEEVES." " I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?" " THE HELL YOU DON'T." "EVIL HAS TAKEN ROOT IN YOUR SOUL." "AND IT USED TO BE SUCH A NICE SOUL." "LONELY, BUT NICE." " IT'S THEM." "IT'S THEM!" "I CAME TO WARN YOU." "DR. D. IS FOR REAL AND SO IS HELL." "HUNK, I KNOW YOU CAN FEEL IT ALREADY." " HEY, SUNNY." "SUNNY." "YOU'RE MISSING IT." "WAKE UP." "WAKE UP." " FORGET ABOUT HER AND THINK ABOUT OUR FUTURE." "IT IS SLIME TIME DOWN THERE." "EX-GAME SHOW HOSTS, USED-CAR SALESMEN, TV SPOKESMODELS." "EVEN MRS. KREPPEL." " NO." " YES!" "MRS. KREPPEL, THAT NINTH GRADE BIOLOGY BITCH THAT" "FLUNKED US." "TWICE." " WHAT SHOULD I DO?" " THINK." "THINK IF IT'S WORTH IT." " WHAT ABOUT SUNNY?" "I'M IN LOVE WITH HER, AND IT'S WHAT WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED." " DON'T YOU THINK I CAN FEEL THAT?" "BUT A LIFETIME WITH HER IS A ONE-NIGHT STAND COMPARED TO" "AN ETERNITY OF EVIL." "HUNK!" "I KNOW YOU." "I KNOW YOU'LL MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION." " BRADLEY!" "SUNNY'S GOTTA SEE THIS." "SUNNY, SUNNY, WAKE UP." " WHAT IS IT?" " BRADLEY WAS JUST HERE." "THEY CAME AND CARRIED HIM" "BACK TO HELL." "COME ON." "COME ON." "SEE FOR YOURSELF." " I WAS IN SUCH A DEEP SLEEP." " I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW." "LOOK, SUNNY." " YOU WOKE ME UP TO SHOW ME THE BEDROOM DOOR." " NO, NO, NO." "JUST A MINUTE AGO, THESE ARMS CAME" "AND PUNCHED HOLES RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR AND PULLED BRADLEY" "RIGHT BACK THROUGH THE WOOD." " HONEY, HONEY, YOU WERE JUST DREAMING, OKAY?" " NO." "THEN HOW DID I GET THIS SPLINTER IN MY FINGER, HUH?" " I DON'T KNOW." "I-I-I DON'T KNOW, HOW?" " FROM THE HOLE IN THE DOOR." " HUNK, THE ONLY IN THIS ROOM IS IN YOUR HEAD." "LOOK, YOU'RE JUST UPSET, BECAUSE YOUR WHOLE BRADLEY" "FANTASY SHATTERS TO BITS TOMORROW." " SUNNY, DON'T BE MAD AT ME, OKAY?" " HONEY, I'M NOT MAD AT YOU." "I JUST WANT US TO GET PAST THIS." "I WANT IT TO BE THE TWO OF US, NOT THE THREE OF US." " LOOK, YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT" "EVER HAPPENED TO ME, RIGHT?" " WHY DON'T WE SHOWER AND GO HAVE SOME BREAKFAST, HUH?" " YEAH." "YEAH." "I'LL JOIN YOU IN A SECOND." " GOOD." " GET IN." " WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" " I WAS SWIMMING KOSHER HOT DOGS FROM MIAMI TO HAVANA FOR FIDEL" "DURING THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS WHEN BRINKMAN ESCAPED." " SPIRITUAL SEPARATION ANXIETY." "HIS GOOD HALF IS SO STRONG." " YES, SO DON'T WIMP OUT." "GOOD MOVE SUGGESTING BREAKFAST." "BUT LISTEN, DON'T LET HIM SLEEP BEFORE MIDNIGHT." " HE'S STILL TIPPED IN OUR DIRECTION." " YES, BUT ONE MORE SILLY, SAPPY, SENTIMENTAL DREAM," "AND HE'LL BACK OUT AT THE LAST SECOND." " TALKING TO ME, HONEY?" " [as Sonny] I'M SINGING IN THE SHOWER, DEAR!" "NOW LISTEN, KEEP HIM AWAKE, AND HE'S OURS." " RIGHT." " WELL, THAT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE SINGING TO ME." " THEN YOU WEREN'T LISTENING." "I LOVE YOU." " GREAT BREAKFAST." " MM-HMM." " SWEETHEART, I'M STILL A LITTLE JANGLED" "FROM BRADLEY LAST NIGHT." "MIND IF I TAKE A NAP." " MM-MM." "I THINK A NAP'S A GOOD IDEA." "YOU WANT TO BE IN TIP-TOP SHAPE WHEN THEY PRESENT YOU" "WITH THE KEY TO SEA SPRAY AT THE CLUB TONIGHT." " RIGHT." " SWEET DREAMS." "BYE, HUNK!" " HELLO?" "HELLO?" "HELLO?" "HELLO?" " HI." " HI." " WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NAP?" " SABOTAGED." "AFTER YOU LEFT, EVERY APPLIANCE IN THE HOUSE" "TURNED ITSELF ON." "I COULDN'T TURN 'EM OFF." "I MEAN, DON'T YOU HEAR IT?" " HEAR WHAT?" " IT STOPPED." " HUNK, ARE YOU HAVING ANOTHER DREAM?" " NO, NO, NOW, SUNNY, SUNNY, I--I--NEVER," "NEVER, NEVER WENT TO SLEEP." "TEN MINUTES AGO, THEY WERE ALL RUNNING WITHOUT ELECTRICITY." " HUNK, NOTHING RUNS WITHOUT ELECTRICITY." " YEAH." " YOU STILL HAVEN'T WRITTEN YOUR ACCEPTANCE SPEECH FOR" "THE BANQUET TONIGHT, SO WHY DON'T" " SUNNY, SUNNY, FORGET ABOUT THE BANQUET." "YOU'RE MEETING THE DEVIL TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT." " SETTLE DOWN." " MAYBE O'BRIEN TOO." " ALL RIGHT." "SUPPOSE I DO MEET THE DEVIL, WHO YOU GONNA CHOOSE?" "ME OR BRADLEY?" " I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, SUNNY." "I STILL DON'T KNOW." " LET'S GET A SHOT OF US SHAKING HANDS." " WHY NOT?" " WHAT TIME IS IT?" " IT'S TWO MINUTES LATER THAN THE LAST TIME YOU ASKED ME." "IT'S 10:32." " WE HAVE TO MEET DR. D. AT MIDNIGHT." "I'M GONNA SLEEP TOMORROW, NO MATTER WHO I AM." " AND I'LL BE WITH YOU." " NO MATTER WHO I AM?" " YOU'LL BE HUNK." "YOU'LL SEE." " I SURE WISH O'BRIEN COULD SEE ME" "GETTING THE KEY TO THE CITY." " I'M SURE SHE'S WATCHING." " LOOK AT THAT [indistinct]." "REMINDS ME OF THE COCKTAIL LOUNGE ON THE LUSITANIA." "HAPPY MEMORIES." "BON APPETIT." " ATTENTION, EVERYBODY." "IT'S AWARD TIME." "AS PRESIDENT OF THE SEA SPRAY HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION," "IT IS MY HONOR TO HONOR ONE OF OUR OWN." "A MAN I AM PROUD TO CALL MY FRIEND." "WHEN HE FIRST APPEARED HERE AT SEA SPRAY," "I REALIZED HE WAS SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL." "AND NOW THE WORLD KNOWS IT TOO." " WHAT A PHONY." " HUNK, WE'RE PRESENTING YOU WITH THE KEY TO SEA SPRAY" "TONIGHT, BUT YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO USE IT." "WHY?" "BECAUSE OUR HOMES AND HEARTS ARE OPEN TO YOU FOREVER." " A LITTLE BIT CORNY, BUT THE CROWD'S WITH HIM." "WHAT DO THEY KNOW?" " HUNK GOLDEN, PLEASE STEP FORWARD FOR THE PRESENTATION." "AND IF I MAY SAY SO, THIS KEY IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE LADY" "WHO IS THE SUNNY SIDE IN HUNK'S LIFE--DR." "SUNNY GRAVES." "AND HERE TO PRESENT THE KEY IS THE HONORARY MAYOR OF SEA SPRAY," "THE STAR OF AMERICA'S FAVORITE LITE KNOCKWURST COMMERCIALS," "SKEET MECKLENBURG!" " THANK YOU." "HUNK, EVERYBODY HERE KNOWS THAT I HATED YOU ON SIGHT," "AND WELL, I'VE GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU," "YOU DID PUT ME IN MY PLACE." "THEY CALLED YOU A SUPERMAN FOR DOING IT AND SOMEHOW IT" "SEEMS LIKE A SUPERGUY DESERVES MORE THAN A KEY," "DESERVES A CROWN." " SKEET, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!" "WE HAD T-SHIRT RIGHTS." "HUNK!" "HUNK!" " HELL OF A SUPERMAN." " IF THAT SKEET SCREWS UP MY PLANS," "I'LL BRING HIM BACK AS A WHOOPEE CUSHION." " HUNK?" " HUNK, WAKE UP." "HUNK, YOU'VE GOT TO WAKE UP." " WILL SOMEBODY WAKE THAT SUCKER UP?" "I NEED HIM." " HUNK, PLEASE, WAKE UP." "COME ON." "YOU'VE GOTTA WAKE UP." " BRILLIANT STROKE, HUNK." "MAKING OUR DEVILS BRIGADE RAID ON SEA SPRAY LOOK LIKE" "AN ENEMY SNEAK ATTACK." " I PROMISED YOU WORLD WAR III BY DINNER TIME." " LOOK, ALL THOSE YUPPIE SNOBS YOU HATED ARE DEAD MEAT NOW." " DEAD MEAT NOW." " DID YOU KILL THEM ALL YOURSELF?" " SHUCKS, DR. D." " OH, DON'T BE MODEST." " MAYBE JUST A LITTLE BIT." "MAYBE JUST A LITTLE BIT." " CALM DOWN." "CALM DOWN." "GOOD BOY." "THERE'S JUST ONE LITTLE FORMALITY." "BEFORE YOU CAN TRULY COMMIT YOUR SOUL TO MY WICKED WORK," "YOU MUST GET RID OF YOUR BETTER HALF." "WE'VE ALL THE FIXINGS RIGHT HERE." "THAT SAPPY, SENTIMENTAL SIDE OF YOUR SOUL" "MUST BE DESTROYED." "YOU READY TO SAVE YOURSELF, BRINKMAN?" " HUNK, DON'T DO THIS TO US!" "ALL EVIL AND NO PLAY MAKES HUNK A DULL DEMON!" " READY." " YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME!" "THE GOOD THINGS ARE WHAT LIFE'S ALL ABOUT." "YOU CAN'T WANNA BE THE GUY WHO STARTED WORLD WAR III." " AIM." " ALL THIS JUST TO GET LAID MORE AND A GUEST HOST" "ON THE CARSON SHOW?" "PLEASE, GIVE AN INNOCENT BETTER HALF A BREAK." "HUH?" " MY FAVORITE WORD--FIRE." " HUNK!" "PLEASE!" "NO!" "DON'T!" " FIRE, FIRE, FI" " WAIT." "OH HE'S ALL RIGHT." "WAIT." " YOU'RE ALL STILL ALIVE." " OF COURSE, WE'RE STILL ALIVE." "EXCEPT FOR THE PEOPLE THAT ATE THE ROAST BEEF." " FOR A SECOND THERE, I WAS KILLING ALL MY-- --YOUR" "INVESTMENTS GOODBYE." " WHAT HAPPENED?" " SKEET CROWNED YOU WITH THE KEY TO SEA SPRAY." " YOU ALL RIGHT?" " YEAH." "WHAT TIME IS IT?" " MY WATCH STOPPED." " IT'S TEN MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT." " HUNK!" " HUNK, COME ON." "ENOUGH FOR ONE DAY." " YOU AND I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH DR. D." " HUNK, YOU CAN HAVE A CONCUSSION." "NOW, COME ON." " COME ON." "BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE." " NOW, WAIT A MINUTE." "THE KEY, THE PRESENTATION" "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" " TO THE DEVIL!" " both:" "OUR INVESTMENTS." " NO WAY I'M GONNA BE THE GUY WHO STARTED WORLD WAR III." " HOW CAN YOU HAVE STARTED A WAR THAT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN?" " IN THE FUTURE, IT HAS, SUNNY." "IT STARTS RIGHT HERE IN SEA SPRAY." " WELL, IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT." "WHO ARE YOU GONNA BE ONE MINUTE FROM NOW?" " BRADLEY BRINKMAN." " WHAT?" " SUNNY." "SUNNY, I KNOW IF YOU TRULY LOVE ME--THE ME INSIDE" "IT'S NOT GONNA MATTER TO YOU IF I COME BACK JUST IN" "A DIFFERENT KIND OF BODY." " I DO LOVE YOU." "I LOVE WHAT'S INSIDE." "BUT HUNK YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT WHO YOU ARE." " YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES YOU SOUND JUST LIKE O'BRIEN." "THE ONLY LIMITATION IN OUR RELATIONSHIP IS THAT YOU" "CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH." "WHEN YOU MEET DR. D. A FEW SECONDS FROM NOW," "YOU WILL, THOUGH." "COME ON." "TOLD YOU HE'D BE HERE, SUNNY." " IS THIS SOME KIND OF TRICK?" " WISH IT WERE." "COME ON." " OH, THERE YOU ARE." "WHILE YOU WERE AWAY, I WHIPPED UP A FEW LITTLE" "GOODIES TO CELEBRATE OUR CLOSING OUR DEAL." " DR. D., AT YOUR SERVICE, SUNNY." " AND IMPECCABLE SERVICE IT IS TOO." "SEE?" "CANNIBAL CANAPES," "ALL-WHITE MEAT MISSIONARY (NO AGNOSTIC FILLERS)," "FANTASTIC TITANIC ICEBERG LETTUCE SALAD," "KILLER TOMATOES, AND DEVILED EGGS A LA MOI." " THERE'S NO DEAL, DR. D." " WHAT?" " A LIFE OF SELFISH PLEASURE AND AN ETERNAL AFTERLIFE" "AS ONE OF YOUR HENCHMEN IS A ROTTEN EXCHANGE." "I WANT SUNNY TO MEET O'BRIEN RIGHT NOW." " O'BRIEN WILL BE AROUND, ALL RIGHT," "BUT LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT O'BRIEN." "WHY LET A FEW DREAMS SCARE YOU," "WHEN YOU CAN BE A LIVING NIGHTMARE YOURSELF?" " I WANNA BE BRADLEY BRINKMAN AGAIN." "WHY CAN'T O'BRIEN BE HERE TO SEE THIS?" " OH, SHE'LL SEE IT, ALL RIGHT." "SO BE IT." "EXIT, HUNK GOLDEN." "ENTER, BRADLEY BRINKMAN." " THIS IS BRADLEY BRINKMAN." "THIS IS ME." "IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY, SUNNY." " I KNOW." " THE GAME IS UP FOR HER TOO, BRADLEY BRINKMAN." "COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE." " WHAT?" " OH, THE DEVIL MADE HER DO IT." " AND I THOUGHT THAT YOU LOVED ME." " I DID." "I MEAN, I DO." "BRADLEY, YOU MADE THE RIGHT DECISION." "ALL THE DREAMS WERE TRUE." "I HAD TO LIE TO GET YOU TO CLOSE THE DEAL." "YOU BELIEVED IN YOUR OLD SELF MORE." " AND I BELIEVED IN YOU." "NOW WHAT?" " DISMISSAL." " MY DEAL'S UP TOO." " YOUR DEAL?" " FABULOUS DEAL TILL SHE GOT SENTIMENTAL AND SLOPPY." " I HAD TO LAND A SOUL A CENTURY FOR DR. D. OR LOSE MY DEAL." " SHE HASN'T MADE A SCORE SINCE" "OTTO VON BISMARCK IN 1887." " I'M TOO MUCH A ROMANTIC TO KEEP RECRUITING NICE GUYS" "FOR THE DEVIL'S WORK." "NICE GUYS LIKE YOU." " THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING IT?" " I WAS AFRAID." "I AM AFRAID." "TO BE THE REAL ME." "THE ONE THAT SOLD THEIR SOUL TO DR. D. IN THE FIRST PLACE." " WAIT A MINUTE." "YOU'RE SUNNY." "OR YOU WERE." "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME THAT PEOPLE EXIST ON THE" "INSIDE, NOT ON THE OUTSIDE." "EVEN IF IT WAS TO DECEIVE ME, THE LOVE I FELT FROM YOU" "CAME FROM SOME WONDERFUL PERSON." "I THINK" " I'M REALLY TOUCHED." "I " " VERY TOUCHING." "BUT IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO CATCH AN ILL WIND TO BEIRUT." "LOOK." "SINCE IT'S HITLER'S BIRTHDAY," "I'LL MAKE YOU ONE LAST OFFER--SIX MONTHS' EXTENSION" "TO MAKE GOOD ON BEING BAD." " NO WAY." " SIX MONTHS?" " NO, DON'T." "WHOEVER YOU ARE OR WERE." "DON'T BE AFRAID." "THERE IS A PERSON INSIDE OF YOU WHO IS WARM AND LOVING." "I KNOW." "I'VE FELT IT." " O'BRIEN." "REMEMBER HOW LONELY YOU WERE?" " CAN'T BE LONELIER THAN RUNNING A TIME-TRAVELLING" "SELL-YOUR-SOUL-TO-SATAN SERVICE." " WELL" " DON'T BE AFRAID TO BE THE PERSON WHO YOU ARE INSIDE." " STRONG ENOUGH TO COME BACK TO EARTH" "AS YOURSELF USED TO BE?" " I WAS." " I'M STAYING WITH" " UNLIMITED CREDIT ON "INFERNOCARD?"" " I'M STAYING WITH BRADLEY." " YES!" " OH, TO HEAVEN WITH BOTH OF YOU." "THERE ARE PLENTY OF TAKERS ACROSS THE CENTURIES TO" "CARRY OUT MY MASTER PLAN" "TO MAKE ALL THE HAPPY ENDINGS IN HISTORY" "EVIL ONES." "LIKE ALL THOSE LASSIE MOVIES." "SO BE IT." "THERE SHE IS." "PRINCESS LUCILLA OF LENINSHIRE, JUST AS I FOUND HER IN THE" "TENTH CENTURY, AFTER HER FATHER SOLD HER TO THE VIKINGS." "NINE CENTURIES OF VICIOUS, VILE TRAINING DOWN" "THE TUBES OF TIME." " LUCILLA." "WHY DID YOUR FATHER SELL YOU?" " BECAUSE I WASN'T AS BEAUTIFUL AS MY SISTER, PRINCESS KASAVA," "SO I SOLD MY SOUL TO DR. D." "TO ESCAPE AND BECOME BEAUTIFUL ..." "LIKE YOU." " YOU'RE A PRINCESS." " A PRINCESS WITHOUT A CASTLE, WITHOUT A JOB." "WELL, I'LL BE GOING." " WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON THIS TIME?" " WHAT DOES IT MATTER?" "AS LONG AS MANKIND IS MISERABLE." "CIAO." " SO YOU'VE BEEN" " RETURNED TO EARTH TO LIVE OUT THE REST OF MY MORTAL LIFE." "LIKE YOU." " LIKE ME." "WHO WOULD EVER BELIEVE THIS?" " YOU WOULD, BRADLEY." "OH, MY GOODNESS BRADLEY, WHAT ABOUT YOUR PROGRAM?" "IT'S DUE TODAY." " IT CAME TO ME LAST NIGHT WHEN I MET THE REAL YOU." " WHAT IS IT?" " "THE PRINCESS PROGRAM"" "HOW TO LIVE ROYALLY ON A REGULAR WEEK'S PAY." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" " WHAT DO I THINK?" "BRADLEY?" " HM?" " ARE YOU DISAPPOINTED?" " DISAPPOINTED IN WHAT?" " THAT YOU GAVE UP THE NEW YOU," "ENDED UP WITH THE OLD ME." "WHO'S ALWAYS SECOND BEST." " YOU'RE SECOND BEST?" "NEVER." "NOT 900 YEARS AGO, NOT NOW, NOT EVER." " FUNNY." "HUNK DISAPPEARS, AND BRADLEY BRINKMAN RETURNS." "THEY BOTH WERE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THE SAME WOMAN TOO." " AND IT LOOKS LIKE BRINKMAN FINALLY GOT HIMSELF A GIRL." " WHAT'D YOU EXPECT?" "HUNK MUST'VE RUBBED OFF ON HIM."

" Hey, hello there." " Howdy." " Did we miss anything?" " Nope, you're just in time." " Stay away!" "God." "Why?" "God, why?" " Sorry, partner." "Nothing personal." " Is it on?" " Relax, we're rolling geek girl." " You should talk." "You got me into this stuff." " Oh, always a follower, never a leader." "Pick of the week?" " "mischief night."" "Jenny fields fights Jack and Jill," "A supernatural goth duo." "As her friends die off the town wonders," ""is Jenny the murderer?"" " You secretly wanna be a monster hunter." " Doesn't everybody..." "what's your pick?" "Come on, what's yours?" " All right..." "come on." ""lady death..." she kicks ass." " She'll poke your eye out with those boobs." " Jealous?" "Come on give me the Cam." " Well, this is it, the last hoorah" "Of Megan and Abby Graves." "Meg's going to New York City to become a marketing drone." "Bitch is abandoning me." "Nothing's gonna be the same again." " Don't say that." " It's true." "You're breaking up the team." "What am I gonna do without you?" " I don't know." "You're hopeless." " Hmm." " Okay, see you next week." "Hey, you two coming down on Saturday?" "We're having a back issue sale." " Can't, we're off to the wilds of Arizona" "To find the "world's largest thermometer."" "My life won't be complete without it." " Cool, cool." " Do you see what I have to endure?" " There you go." " Dude, mom is gonna murder you when she finds out." " If mom finds out, I'll hunt you down and kill you." " Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you" "The greatest power punk band on the planet, calgary." " Come on." "What's up?" " Dude, no means no." " Hey." " Hey." " Kinda busy here." " Yeah?" "Busy find in your dick." "What's up with these morons?" " That's what I have you for." "This blows, Meg." "Why couldn't you just work in Phoenix?" "I love you." "And I miss you already." "And I know you're gonna just kick ass in New York." "They don't stand a chance against you." "I mean, who does?" " Can you please turn that music off?" " I'll tell you what..." "when you can kick ny ass," "You can change my tunes." " Oh, great..." "whatever." "Hey, look..." "is that a vulture?" " The harbinger of doom." " Great." " No, it's not a vulture, it's a hawk." " Cool." "We could be at the back issue sale." "But, no, you gotta be adventure girl." " I have the cutest toes in the whole family." " Oh." "Map quest us." " I'm video recording." " Map quest us." " I will when I'm done." " Abby." " All right, where we at?" " Thirty Miles South of the 58." " Yeah, we're out there." " Do I have to do everything myself?" " What?" " We have no service..." "there is like zero bars." " You know you're a sadist." "You're gonna miss me, aren't ya?" " Oh, you wish." "You see any signs?" " None." " Um, turn around." " Stay away from me!" " The awesome day of the Lord's judgment has come." "He is an angry God and he never lets the guilty" "Go unpunished." "Save, Jesus!" " Whoa, creepy." " We're out there." " Look, civilization." " Good, I hope they have "hot topics."" " I want food." " I am starving." "If we get food poisoning, it's your fault." " Everything's my fault." "This is the heartland, the salt of the earth." " Peculiar." " You're a couch potato." " Hey, ladies, try the burgers, they're killer." " Check him out." " Cute guy." " Howdy, girls." "You have a seat wherever you like." " Smells great." "See?" " So, where you all from?" " Phoenix." " Scottsdale, actually." " What brings you" "Around these parts?" " My sister thinks I need to get out in the world." " We're lost." "We're looking for the "world's largest thermometer."" " Fifty Miles off at least." " Tears, I had my heart set." " Something to drink?" " Afternoon, darling." " Reverend." "Becka." " Good afternoon, reverend." " So good to see you." " Oh, don't mind, Becka, she's, you know..." " Bless us, Lord, for the bounty" "That we are about to receive." " Normal, huh?" " Hey, how about you guys just grow up a little maybe." " Okay." " Whoa, you guys." "Check this place out." "It's sweet." " Man, I don't know but we're gonna be late" "For blacksmiths." " Oh, hey, we can't miss the blacksmiths." " That's right." " What's the worse that can happen?" " Now we don't have the world's biggest thermometer" "But we do have a doozy." " Really?" " "Skull City Mine."" "Becka, be still." " It's just up the road a stretch." " What, so it's like a gold mine?" " It was before it went bust back in '44." "Now it's a ghost town." "It's haunted..." "I seen 'em." " Haunted?" " We gotta go." "Come on." " Right." "Let's just boogie outta here, okay?" " It's a once in a lifetime experience." " Cool..." "thank you." " Yeah, yeah." " We're going." " Uh-uh, no, no..." "no, no, no." " You should be ashamed of yourselves." " Be still, Becka." " Haven't seen your brothers at church lately." " They got school city under control, Abraham." "I swear." " Yes, they should." "We need everybody to maintain prosperity." "Don't we?" " Yes, reverend." " Everyone." " Still can't shake that stare." " You'd be bug eyed too if you banged the preacher." " How much further?" " Speak of the devil." " "Skull City Mine."" "Great." "I don't know why I let you drag me to these places." " Because you need a life, little lady." " Thanks." "I mean, why do we have to leave the safety and security" "Of "atomic comics?"" " Because there's more to life than reading comics." " Uh, there is?" " Check it out." " It's not exactly "Wally world."" "Business is booming." " Yep, come on." " You know, we still have time to have a spa day." " Oh, come on, take a walk on the wild side." " Charming." " Oh." "Ain't you two a sight for swore eyes." "Welcome to "Skull City Mine."" "Two for the tour?" " Yep." " Seven dollars a head..." "sign in here." "It's a self guided tour." "The whole town is just the way they left it" "After it went belly up." "School, power station, bunk houses." "Over 30 buildings in all." " Cool." "And, uh, you guys have ghosts too, right?" " This place is crawling with spirits." "Oh, you're the skittish one, I take it." "Where was I?" "Oh, we have a real live working blacksmith shop." "Jonah puts on a demonstration every hour" "On the hour." "Shame, you just missed it." " It's on the map." " Well then, you're good to go." "If you need anything, I'm mama." " Thanks, mama." " Oh, and watch out for them ghosts." "They ain't too friendly." " Let's go." ""this site was discovered with Garrison Agburn" ""dug where he found a skull and struck gold."" " Special." " "at it's peak 1,000 people lived here."" " What's that?" " The entrance to the mine shaft." " You said, "shaft."" " "hangman's tree." ""eighteen people were hung here for stealing gold."" " These are the ghosts?" " Yeah, Agburn lost his mind" "And accused them all of being demon spawn." "This place is amazing." " I want a latte to go." "Do you see that?" " It's just the wind." " Is that moving?" " I'm telling you, wind, Abby." " The wind isn't blowing that hard, Meg." " Okay, that's creepy." " Yeah, very creepy..." "I'm out." " Oh, come on..." "this place is awesome." " That was freaky, Meg." " Oh, you're being ridiculous, Abby." " I'm gonna wait in the car." " We just got here..." "let's go." " Come on." " You come on." "Wow, look at this place!" " I assume this is where they dumped the bodies?" " No, that's where they keep the gold." " Look, it's cute guy from the diner." " Cute guy?" " Wait a minute." "Something's wrong." " Don't mess with me." " He's bleeding." " Meg, it's not funny." " Sh, don't move." "They're coming." " Help!" "Please!" " Jonah Lee, come in." " Go on, over." " I gotta couple of Phillies heading your way." " I'm not done with the first batch." " He's gone." "We gotta go." "We can't stay here." "We gotta go." "Abby, come on." "Abby." "Wait." "Wait there." "He might be alive." " No, don't-don't-don't." "No, Meg." "Meg." " Let's go!" "Abby, come on..." "get up!" "Come on!" " What the hell was that?" "Where's mama?" " Sh, don't talk." "Go, go." "Come on." "We gotta make a run for the road." " We're Miles from anything." " We gotta make a run for the road." " We're next." "We're next." " Just a matter of time!" " Go, go, now!" " Wait up!" " I'm sorry." "But this is the way it's gotta be!" " Quiet." " I'm sorry." " Something's you gotta do." "Don't mean you ever like it none." " Come on." " I ain't in no hurry." "Nope, however long it takes," "It takes." " No, stay away!" " We can help..." "we're your friends." " My little girl is gone." " What's your name?" " Valerie." " Valerie, I'm Megan..." "this is Abby." "You need to come with us." " No, he can't find me here." " Meg, it's only a matter of time, okay?" " We got separated..." "I didn't know what to do." " Come with us." " Meg." " He was taking pictures, you know." " I'm not leaving her." " You're with him." "Both of you stay away." " No." "No, we're not here to hurt you." " Leave me alone." " Valerie." " Stay away." " We want to help." "Remember us..." "we're from the diner." " I'm getting married soon." " Valerie, come with us." " No." " Come on." " I picked out my wedding dress." " Valerie, come with us!" " I picked out my wedding dress." " Don't look at me like that!" " Abby, move!" " I don't take no pleasure in this." "That's the honest truth." " Please." " I answer to a higher power." " No." " This way..." "this way." " He knows this place." " They gotta have a car." "Come on." " Stay here." "Get in." " What do I do?" " Find the keys." " Keys..." " he's coming." "Come on, let's go." " Mama?" "Mama!" " There's like a million keys." "Come on..." "come on." " I can't think with you talking." "Damn it." " He's coming..." "he's coming." " We don't have time for this." "Come on... come on..." "come on." "Let's go!" "Abby." " I'll try to make this painless." " Come on!" "Come on!" "You heard me." "Come on!" "Come on!" " Well, is he dead?" " I'm not checking." " I didn't know you could do that." " Thanks for helping." " What's that?" " What is it?" "Flies?" " What's that?" " I don't know." " Stay there." " No-no-no," "You don't understand..." "they killed my brother." "Have you seen my sister?" " Valerie?" " Yeah." " She's gone." " What about my..." "what about Gordy?" " I don't know, man." " What's happening?" " Hell if I know, but it's over now." "We need his keys." " They got to our car." " We need his keys." " I'm not going near him." " Me either." " I was in charge." " Someone's coming." "I'm gonna talk to him, okay, guys?" " You guys okay?" " We need a ride." " A ride?" "Where's your car?" " Back there." " Oh, in Skull City Mine?" "Well, you all need a jump?" " No, uh, you don't understand." " Something weird's going on." " Abby." " Something weird..." "I don't get your drift." " Look, sir..." " you can call me Caleb." "My friends call me Cookie... what's your name?" " Megan..." "this is Abby." " I'm Pete." " Hey." " Look, look, Caleb, we're a little wound up right now." "That blacksmith just tried to kill us." " The blacksmith tried to kill ya." " Yeah." " Well, you're the ones with blood on ya." " It's not what it looks like." " Where's the blacksmith now?" " Look, can we just get a ride?" " You know, this just isn't adding up." "I mean, I-I gotta make some sense outta this." "So, I-I think, uh, I'm gonna go take a look around there" "And-and then you get your ride." "So why don't you guys just jump in the back." " No, we're not going back there." " Look, back off." "Now, you all might be killers for all I know." "I can't take no chances." "Now get in the back of the truck." "Get in the back!" "Please." " What are we gonna do?" " Stay cool." " Who is this guy?" " Let's take a look around." "Don't do anything stupid." " Guys, what are we gonna do?" "We gotta get outta here." " He's gonna find him." " If he does, we'll explain everything." " Hold up." "That way." " We gotta get outta here." " Well, I'll be damned." "You all have anything to do with this?" " No." " That just sounds guilty." "You wouldn't believe us if we told you." " C-can we go now?" " I told 'em you can't put" "In charge of this thing." "Never mind a little God fearing religious fanatics." "No, you need somebody who loves the job," "Who lives for it." "Craves it." "It was you who killed him, wasn't it?" "I can see it in your eyes." "You got the instinct." " Please." " He was a weakling, my little brother." "That's what got his ass killed." " Brother?" " Oh, exactumundo." "I've been wiping his ass longer than" "You been wiping hers." " Oh, God!" " Oh, no God here, little missy." "This is a godless place if ever there was one." "And Jonah, well he just didn't have the heart" "For the job." "But me, I got an appetite for hurting." "Born to it." " Abby, run." " Not you, boy." " Don't, sir..." "please, don't." " No!" " Oh, I got your attention!" "Exacto." "Well, here's how we're gonna play this game." "I'm gonna start singing a little ditty" "And when I'm done, I'm coming." "So if I was you, I'd gain some ground." "And, hey..." "No more guns..." "no bullets anyway." "I prefer to get up close and personal with the ladies." "And you, I'm gonna take my time with you." " You first." "I'll lift you." "Come on..." "oh, come on," "No girly [deleted], let's go." "Damn it, Abby." " Baby, please don't go." "Baby, please don't go." " What, like I planned it?" " Come on!" " I'm trying." " Baby, please don't go well I need you so." "Baby, please don't go." " Come on." " Ah, the wet stuff." " Meg?" "Meg?" " What?" " What the hell is this place?" "This is a human gaming preserve?" "What about the guy's face, the blacksmith?" "And-and the ghosts?" " Abby-Abby-Abby-Abby-Abby, it's okay." "It's okay." " You wanna make this interesting," "You gotta do better than this." " Come here." "Come here." "Okay, listen none of that matters, all right?" "What matters is getting outta here alive." "Are we clear?" " All clear." " Okay." "Go... go." " You're leaking'." "I like that in my women." " Meg!" " Abby, wait up." "Abby!" "Abby." "Abby." " Your hopes and dreams seem a long way off." "But mine are coming true." "Sweetie, you home?" "Now, you're learnin'..." "the trail's gone dead." "Quite a trick." "Should've givin' her a running start." "Hey, where's the runt?" " What's the matter..." "am I too much for ya?" " Oh, yeah." "I wouldn't go there if I was you." "Come and get it." "Hey!" "Real hangover, ain't it?" " Where am I?" " If you get far enough away, your head ain't gooey no more." " Stay away!" " Come on, honey." "You and me had a date with destiny from the get-go." " Go to hell, you son of a bitch." " This is hell." " Do it!" "I won't beg." "I won't give you the pleasure." " Well, I gotta admit you got some pluck." "But you'll beg, all right." "They all beg." " Did you see that guys face after I kicked him" "In the balls?" " Absolutely classic." " Well, this is it, the last hoorah" "Of Megan and Abby Graves." "Meg's going to New York City to become a marketing drone." "Bitch is abandoning me." "Nothing's gonna be the same again." " Don't say that." " It's true." "You're breaking up the team." "What am I gonna do without you?" " I don't know..." "hopeless." "Look, Abby, I know that I act like I don't care," "And all, but I'm really gonna miss you." "And as cool as it is to go to New York," "It really sucks, you know?" "We have to grow up, right?" "Wake up, we're heading out." " Where am I?" " Come on," "The wilds of Arizona await." "You can sleep when you're dead." " Hmm, it's a comforting thought." " You're a real hell cat, ain't ya?" " This make you feel like a big man?" " Hey, this is my private digs." "I only bring the special ones here." " Why are you doing this?" " Why, why, why?" "They all ask why." "Why does the sun rise?" "Why does the hawk hunt?" "I don't know, sugar, but it sure feels good." " You won't get away with this." " They're gonna look for us." " Honey, by the time we're done with you" "It'll be like you never even came here." "I mean, we take everything you got." "Car, your identity, hell we even take your very soul." " You want money?" "I have money..." "I have a college fund." " Not interested." "Old reliable." " Please, God." " No." "The only thing you got that I want is your suffering." " Megan." "Meg!" "Meg." "Meg!" " Now, we're gonna have a conversation." "And if you answer truthfully," "I'll make it painless." "But if you lie, and I will know if you lie," "I'll make it messy." "Do we have an understanding?" " You don't have to do this." " Do we have an understanding!" " Yes." "Yes." " Good." "Good." "Okay." "Okay." "How did it feel to kill Jonah?" " What?" " You heard me." " I don't know." " Not good enough." " What do you want from me?" " I want the truth." " I don't know." "What do you want me to say?" " I want you to say that it felt good." " Meg!" " What you did, it wasn't right." "Now you're gonna get your come-up ins." "Jonah just did his duty." "And he's a good man." "You naughty little." " I'm not gonna ask you again." "How did it feel to kill my brother?" " I loved it." " Yes!" "Was that so hard?" "You and me, we're birds of a feather." "I mean it." "Out of all the rest of 'em, you're the first one" "With a taste for the kill." "Better fly in here, little birdy." " Abby, no." "Whatever you do, don't come in here." " No way..." "I'm not leaving you." " Run!" " You better get in here" "Or you're gonna see your sister's big red smile." " Abby, no..." "I'm ordering you to go." " I can't." " Whatever you got in your hands," "You better drop, right now." "Drop it!" "Mama?" " That's right." "Let her go or mama's history." " Hey, you killed mama, you're doing me a big favor." "Now sit your tail right over there." " Abigail Graves, leave!" " He's gonna kill you." " He's gonna kill me, anyway." " That's far enough..." "now sit down." "Sit!" "Now pay attention, runt." "I would like you to meet the new, Mrs. Atwood." "Okay, darling, you may now kiss the groom." "You ain't got the stones." " I don't need 'em." "Meg." "Meg." "Stay with me, Meg." "Come on." " Hey." "Help me." "Okay." "Did you get him?" "Good girl." " Okay." " I need you to press this really tight, okay?" "Hold it tighter." "Hold it tight." "We're gonna go home, okay?" " I don't wanna die." " Here's the keys, okay?" "You got it?" "Let's go." "Help me!" "Help!" "Help!" "Please!" "Help!" "My sister, please!" "I need your phone!" "Are you listening to me!" " Hey, what's the matter?" "Calm down..." "calm down." " My sister." "I need a hospital." " Oh, I'm so sorry..." "we don't even have a doctor." " What?" " The closest one is Sandsworth," "We're talking a good 50 Miles." " No!" " I'm so sorry, sweetie..." "I'm really sorry." "I'm very, very sorry." " What the [deleted] is wrong with you people?" " Cursed be he who judge the Lord's work." "Cursed he who holds back his sword for blood." " Meg..." "Meg." " Abby, where are we?" " I don't know." " Look at these people." " The awesome day of the Lord's judgment is come." "He has prepared his people for a great slaughter" "And has chosen their execution." " Let us go." "Please." " By all that's holy what have we wrong?" "How did they get away?" " Let us go, please." " Jonah, Caleb, mama, they're all dead." "They killed them." " Darlene, Darlene, Darlene," "Your family has failed unity." "They were your duty." " I know." "I understand." " Say Jesus." " You okay?" " Yeah." " Where are we?" " I have no idea." "What the hell is going on?" " They're from the diner." " Yeah." " May God be with you." " And also with you." " Darlene is in a better place." "Amen." " Amen." " Oh, my God." " This is crazy." " The Atwood's have paid for their sins." " Sins?" "This doesn't make any sense." " Abby, keep it together." " Silence." "Have ya turned your back on the savior?" " No!" " Have you taken for granted the bounty the savior" "Has bestowed on you, that he's bestowed on you?" " No." " Before the savior came a man was poisoned." "Unity was lost!" "Is that what you want?" " No!" " Then we must offer up their souls." "It is the pack." "Otherwise the savior will take one of our own." " What are you talking about?" " Call him!" "Call t savior!" " The power of the Lord we call to you." "Yours the power and the glory we call to you." "Yours is the power and the glory we call to you." "Yours is the power and the glory we call to you." "Yours is the power and the glory we call to you." "Yours is the power and the glory we call to you." "Yours is the power and the glory we call to you." "Yours is the power and the glory we call to you." "Yours is the power and the glory we call to you." " keep it together." " Your wretchedness begs for early release." "You're not worthy, child." "You're not long for this earth." "You are unworthy." "We are unworthy to be in the presence of the savior." "To do so would provoke out the demons." "We must offer up their souls for restitution" "For the failures of our people." "Amen!" " Amen." " Amen!" " Amen." " Amen." " Amen." " Amen!" " Amen." " Amen!" " Amen." " Amen." " Amen." "For we are unworthy..." "for we are unworthy." "For we are unworthy..." "for we are unworthy." " Save Jesus." "For we are unworthy..." "for we are unworthy." " Save Jesus..." "save Jesus." " Save Jesus." " Flies?" " The mine." "There were flies at the mine." " You do not follow this rule." "If you do not fear the name of Lord, our God." " What is that smell?" "Oh, God, it's awful." " The smell makes you crazy." " It will overwhelm you and your children" "For the indescribable plagues." " Don't breath... don't breath..." "it makes you crazy!" " Hey, hey, calm down." "Calm down..." "calm down." "The savior got to you." " Yeah." "Demons the savior?" " Yeah, she's right, don't get near that smell." " What are you talking about?" " We have to go..." "come on." " Not without Megan, we don't." " Cover your mouth." " Abby?" " Meg." " The savior is gone." "Gone?" " Gone, yeah." " Can we get outta here?" " It's getting strong, too strong." "Comin' to feed." "I'm telling ya, it'll happen." " The Lord will strike you with wasting disease." " And then." " Fever and inflammation." " How you doing?" " Good." "You're from the diner." " Yeah, I'm Becka." " What was that thing?" " It's a demon." " It got in my head." " Yeah, yeah, you were possessed." " He will bring scorching heat and drought!" "Please, please, please Lord spare us the scorch!" " Amen." " He needs us to kill so it can feed." "Gives off something a-an odor or smell." "I don't know." " Where's Becka?" " If you breath it in, it makes you kill." " What's it feed on?" " Souls." " Souls." " Yeah." "The moment of death." " It feeds on the victim's souls?" " Yeah." "Yeah, you've seen it." "Right?" " They're gone." " So you guys are sacrificing tourists to that thing?" " No, it's them." "They think unities luck will go bad, if they don't." " How bad can it be?" " You've seen them." "The townspeople, they're crazed." "That thing is no savior." "It's straight from hell." "The community's desperate." "As long as the savior's in charge..." " They'll do anything." " Huh... yeah." "Yeah, anything." " Abby." " What, what?" " Don't wait..." "I'm holding you down." " No, you're not..." "just keep going." " I need a minute." " No, we have to go." "Let's go..." "it's getting stronger." "We can't let it feed, come on!" " Just give us a minute." " Come on!" " Becka, she lost her way." " You're insane." " No, we are God's will." " Wait a minute..." "she's still alive." "Let's go." " Abby." " Run." "R-r-run!" " Come on." " Luke, Luke, answer me." "You hear me?" "Luke..." "Luke." "They are coming." "We are coming." " Where are we?" "We're just going around in circles." " You hear that?" " It's gone." "It's gone." " I'm so sorry I made us come here." "I'm so sorry." "I'm sorry." " None of that matters, okay?" "What matters is getting out of here alive, okay?" "Remember?" " Yeah." "I'm so sorry, okay?" "Why isn't he just waiting out there?" " I think he needs us..." "he can't kill on its own." " You sure?" " No, I'm not sure about anything." "Meg, look." " Oh, no, not here..." "not again." "Think we can make it?" " We've got to chance it." " Hold on..." "hold on, Meg." " Do not deny the savior!" " It's them..." "it's all of them." " Train wreck." "Back off." "You hear me..." "stay the hell away." " They're everywhere." " Get away from us." " Weep and moan you evil Sheppard's." "Roll in the dust you leaders of the flock." " Back off!" " The time of your spawn has arrived!" " The savior." " They're turning..." "we gotta get outta here." " I think they're dead." " Good..." "let's get outta here." " Okay." " Come on." "Before you know it that thing." " What was that..." "where is it?" " I don't know." "I don't know." " Demon!" "I will stuff you out." "You did this." " We're not running anymore." " The savior is gone." " We can do this." " Unity is lost." "I will cover the mountains with your flesh." "Fill the valleys with your carcass." "We will bring vengeance on his enemies." "You have no place to escape." " Abby!" " Oh, God..." "oh, Lord." "Do I not love thee?" "Do I not hate those who hate you?" "Oh, Lord." " It's over." " Yeah." "You okay." " Yeah." "You?" " Never better." " Where's the savior." " He's dead, right?" " I hope so." "I'm proud of you." " Ah, don't get all mushy on me, it's gross." " I mean it." "You're gonna be fine." " I'm coming to new York with you." " You are?" " Yeah." "Someone needs to take care of you." " Can we get outta here?" " I thought you'd never ask." " Please, turn that off." "You said, when I could kick your ass." " Okay." "No one's gonna believe us." " Yeah, who would have thought, Megan and Abby Graves," ""monster hunters."" " We have risen." "For we have made it." "Save Jesus." "Save Jesus." "Save Jesus."

"Freeman:" "The end of life." "It's a reality that terrifies us and motivates us." "Now cutting-edge science embarks on a bold mission to extend human life." "[ Engine revs ]" "Some think the answer lies in biology." "Some believe it might be in our brains." "And others claim that immortality would mean the end of humanity." "Will death remain inevitable?" "Or can we live forever?" "[ Crying ]" "Freeman:" "Space, time, life itself." "The secrets of the cosmos lie through the wormhole." "?" "Through the Wormhole 2x08 ?" "Can We Live Forever?" "Original Air Date on July 27, 2011" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "The sands of time run swiftly, a reminder that life is fleeting;" "death is a humbling reality." "But what if life had no end?" "In just the past 200 years, the average life-span has doubled from about 40 to almost 80 years." "Breakthroughs in biology and physics could soon bring immortality within our grasp." "For better or worse, many of you watching me right now may live to see the day when aging and death itself are relics of a distant past." "I remember rummaging through my grandmother's trunk once, happening upon objects that had been stored away for years." "Everything was faded, curled, rusted." "I couldn't help but wonder, when would the same decay happen to me?" "Michio Kaku, a theoretical physicist at City College of New York, is fascinated with the big questions in science, like whether the laws of physics require that all living things die." "One of the iron laws of physics is the second law of thermodynamics, which says that everything rusts, everything decays, falls apart." "We're all made out of atoms, and these atoms, in turn, obey the second law of thermodynamics." "Freeman:" "Anything and everything in the Universe has the tendency to go from order to disorder." "And once the damage is done, it's extremely difficult to reverse things and un-mix them." "It's a process known as entropy." "If I mix coffee," "I realize that when I put cream into coffee, I increase entropy." "I increase disorder." "In fact, to see this milk jump out and reform in this cup is such a preposterous event that you would have to wait longer than the lifetime of the Universe to see it happen." "Freeman:" "The second law of thermodynamics is an unremitting force." "Nothing is immune to the power of entropy, not even the cells in our body." "Kaku:" "And that's why we age." "In fact, that's why we die." "But it turns out that there is a loophole to the law of entropy." "There is a way to restore order from disorder." "Kaku:" "Imagine that each one represents an atom." "Now, if I apply the second law of thermodynamics, it means that entropy increases." "It mixes." "Chaos reigns." "Watch this." "Freeman:" "The candy on the tray starts off organized and color-coded." "But if the tray begins to vibrate, the second law takes over." "Kaku:" "Even though this is entropy in action," "I can reverse entropy by adding energy from the outside." "But the price is, I have to constantly be on alert, constantly add energy from the outside." "I mean, this is hard work." "Freeman:" "With energy and concentration," "Michio can step in and stop the chaos." "But reversing entropy in a tray of vibrating candy is far less complicated than reversing entropy in our bodies." "Where would we even begin?" "[ Engine revving ]" "Valter Longo is searching for the answer." "He is a Professor of Gerontology at the University of Southern California." "He knows that many things live fast and die young, and he believes the road to reversing entropy in the body starts where things get the hottest -- in the engine." "Longo:" "In the engine, the gasoline gets oxidized, and that's a combustion process, and this provides energy to the car." "But because of the combustion, the engine itself can become damaged, and eventually, you have to rebuild the engine." "Freeman:" "Every cell in our bodies have tiny engines called mitochondria." "Mitochondria are double-membraned structures whose job is to provide energy." "But when these powerhouses wear down, our body begins to decay and age." "And so, you can imagine in the cells, instead, you have hundreds of these mitochondria, these little engines." "And these hundreds of engines provide the energy locally to every single cell in our body." "Freeman:" "But Valter has found a way to reverse this deterioration process and rejuvenate mitochondria in one tiny organism." "He has extended the life of baker's yeast -- the kind you use to make bread and beer -- to 10 weeks." "That's 10 times the yeast's normal life-span of 6 days." "It may not sound like a long time, but it's equivalent to 800 human years." "The yeast's longevity occurred when two genes, R.A.S.2 and S.C.H.9, were removed from its DNA." "Longo:" "So these pathways that we've identified in yeast, in addition to promoting aging, they also promote DNA damage and the damage of a variety of different systems within the cells." "Freeman:" "Valter wondered if this fountain of youth for yeast might apply to more complex life-forms." "And so he began looking for the equivalent genes in a much larger organism -- mice." "When he knocked out those two genes, these mice doubled their life expectancy." "Longo:" "This is very encouraging because if you look at the similarities between a mouse and a human, we are over 90% identical in many ways." "A mouse lives for 2 years, and people live for 100 years." "So, you can see, with just a small modification of the genome, you can go from 2 years to 100 years." "There's no law of physics that prevents us from finding the secret of longevity, the secret, perhaps, even of immortality." "If you take, for example, the genome of millions of old people and the genome of millions of young people -- which we will do in the coming years -- and subtract, you will then find the genes where aging is concentrated." "Already, we've identified over 60 genes involved in the aging process." "Longo:" "Now, the question is, how do you reprogram a human that lives 100 years to be now a 2,000- or 3,000-year-old person?" "[ Engine revving ]" "Freeman:" "Valter's mission to keep our engines running forever has just begun, and he's in it for the long haul." "Suppose we do find a way to keep our engines running for hundreds of years or more." "We would all be very old for a very long time." "But this scientist is digging for ways to keep us not just eternally alive..." "But eternally young." "Take our current life-span and stretch it 5 or even 10 times longer." "The joys of our youth would endure like an endless summer." "But imagine suffering decade after decade with fragile bones, failing eyesight, and an ever-more-feeble mind." "If we want to become immortal, we can't just extend life." "We need to discover how to keep our bodies eternally youthful." "Aubrey de Grey thinks of himself as a modern-day Methuselah." "He has dedicated his career to fighting aging." "Aubrey believes that many people who are born today could live to be 1,000 years old and remain physically young for most of that time." "The key is a matter of good biological housekeeping -- taking the trash out of ourselves." "So, what happens, indeed, is that certain types of material in the body just accumulate junk." "Certain types of junk accumulate inside cells and between cells and stuff that we would not think of as junk, like DNA, accumulates randomness, which is a type of junk." "Freeman:" "Cells have the important job of constantly breaking down waste, and they're mostly pretty good at it." "But sometimes a cell comes across things that are so weird..." "None of this degradation machinery works on them." "That's when the junk gets re-routed to what's called the lysosome, a vessel that houses the most powerful degradation machinery in the cell." "And if the garbage can't be broken down, it stays there forever." "Aubrey believes that the accumulation of garbage in the lysosomal storage unit is what causes aging." "And he wants to free our bodies of these buildups." "He realized the most logical way was to take a close look at waste itself." "And he wondered, "In nature, what likes to eat junk?"" "Longo:" "We're working on an idea that we might be able to find other species, especially bacteria, that are able to break down the substances that accumulate in the human body." "Freeman:" "Aubrey's hunt for the fountain of youth led him to a final resting place -- graveyards." "Since graveyards are riddled with the waste of decomposing bodies, he suspected he might find microbes who live to feast on death." "[De Grey] And if we can find the genes and enzymes that they are using to actually perform that function, then we might be able to put those genes and enzymes into our own cells so that our own cells can break stuff down" "that they could not naturally break down." "Freeman:" "The secret to longevity might be 6 feet under." "Aubrey and his team are still digging for the right microbe that will work in mammalian cells." "And when they find it, he believes we will all live like 25-year-olds forever." "[De Grey] I think that we have maybe a 50/50 chance in the next 25 years or so of developing what I think of as the first generation of bona fide rejuvenation biotechnology." "In other words, technologies that are sufficiently comprehensive that we can give them to middle-aged people, people 60 or 70 or so, and fix them up well enough that they don't become biologically 60 or 70 again" "until 30 years later or something like that." "Freeman:" "Aubrey is looking for the magic bullet that will fight aging, but synthetic biologist Chris Voigt is looking to build an entire army out of various parts from all over nature." "Voigt:" "All right." "Let's give this a shot." "One of the things we're often trying to do in synthetic biology is create new functions out of parts that already exist in nature for other reason so we're often having to go out and grab those components from different organisms and put them together." "Freeman:" "Chris searches for microorganisms throughout biology to find the right parts." "And they end up at his lab at the University of California, San Francisco, where biology meets mechanics." "Voigt:" "When you look at being able to fight disease, whether it's identifying malignant cells and killing them, we're trying to go through the garbage of all the functions that are out in the natural world and identify those that are useful to us" "in trying to be able to identify a correct disease state in the body." "Freeman:" "To build a bio robot that can detect its surroundings," "Chris and his team needed to find an organism with a sensor." "And they found it..." "In pond scum..." "Where they discovered that algae are equipped with light sensors." "Voigt:" "We took a bacterium that normally lives in your gut -- so it's not used to the Sun shining -- and we put in a light sensor out of an algae." "Freeman:" "Inside Chris' bacterial darkroom, colonies of bacteria that are now implanted with algae light sensors are able to take photographs of slide-projected images." "Freeman:" "It might look like bacterial art, but this is the first big step toward creating programmable biological robots that will keep our bodies healthy forever." "Voigt:" "There are bacteria all throughout our bodies, and we can reprogram those bacteria in order to be able to implement therapeutic effects for just about any disease that you can imagine." "The possibilities are limitless." "Freeman:" "Chris' photographic bacteria are able to turn themselves on and off like the flip of a switch." "But the question is, can Chris figure out how to program and control that switch?" "We'd like to see the programming of cells be the same as programming a computer or designing an electronic chip, where, as programmers, we would write out the exact function that we'd want the cells to do." "And then that would be automatically compiled into a DNA sequence in the same way that a computer program gets compiled, ultimately, into ones and zeroes." "That's the dream." "[ Gulp!" "]" "Freeman:" "Bio robots may one day roam our blood streams, police our organs, and respond to our internal 911 calls, keeping us free from the threat of disease." "Chris Voigt's and Aubrey de Grey's research to keep our bodies healthy for eternity is still in the beginning stages." "But what does this mean for us mere mortals who will never live to see the day when immortality is within reach?" "There is one chilling possibility that will give us all a chance to hang on, even after we die." "We're all genetically programmed to lust for life and to flee from death." "Eventually, we will discover the secret of immortality, but we're not there yet." "To cheat death right now, we need to put aging on ice and be ready to grasp eternal life long after life abandons us." "Greg Fahy is a cryobiologist." "The goal of his team at biotech outfit 21st Century Medicine is to freeze human organs and tissues so that they can be revived, undamaged, centuries from now." "Fahy:" "Cryopreservation is the preservation of living systems at very low temperatures." "We usually are referring to temperatures that are low enough that you can store the system as long as you wish before you use it again." "Cryopreservation is essential to get a cell or a tissue, an organ, from one place in time to another place in time without allowing that system to change in the process." "Freeman:" "Scientists have been trying to preserve whole organs for decades." "But it's a lot harder than throwing food in the freezer." "When biological material freezes, ice crystals form, which push the cells out of their normal position." "When you thaw the organ, it may look okay from the outside, but on the inside, it's damaged beyond repair." "The biggest problem, we think, is really mechanical." "It's the formation of ice between cells." "If the cells are dislodged from their normal locations, then you can destroy the function of that structure as a whole even if the cells survive." "Freeman:" "Greg and his team decided to focus their efforts on preventing bodily fluids from freezing and eventually developed a way to turn those fluids into a form of biological glass -- a technique he calls vitrification." "Fahy:" "Vitrification is the formation of a glass." "So if you take water and you mix it with various chemicals in high-enough concentrations of chemical and then cool it down to low temperatures, the system will never freeze no matter how low you go." "Freeman:" "To test whether vitrification actually preserves the function of whole organs," "Greg's team vitrified a rabbit kidney." "Fahy:" "This is the kidney profusion lab." "What John is doing in the background is delivering...through the vascular system of the kidney so the kidney becomes unfreezable." "The kidney is sitting in a special chamber." "The chamber is temperature-conditioned to minimize toxicity." "And at the end of the process, the kidney's taken out and is transplanted." "Freeman:" "This kidney, even though it has been stored at minus-22 degrees celsius, works just as well as a normal kidney." "It's proof that Greg's vitrification technique actually works and might be the key to preserving human organs far into the future." "So if you cool to below that glass-transition temperature, our calculations indicate you can store a system for tens of thousands of years." "Freeman:" "Imagine being able to put your body on ice and then being revived 10,000 years from now." "You could wake up and find yourself in an age when science has made immortality possible." "Greg Fahy may be just a few years from giving a few select people a shot at eternal life." "But that can only happen if cryopreservation works on an entire human body, not just simple organs like the kidney or the bladder, but on the most complex organ of all -- the brain." "Fahy:" "This is the brain-slice vitrification lab." "The setup shows a hippocampal slice -- the part of the brain that's associated with learning and memory -- in a little dish, essentially." "On the right side, we have a stimulating electrode coming in, piercing the slice." "On the left side, we have a recording electrode." "Freeman:" "This brain slice has been vitrified." "If it's still functional, when a pulse of electricity is fired into it, it should fire a signal back." "To Greg and his team's surprise, it does." "Electrical activity actually sparks up in this brain tissue." "And the electrical response is every bit as strong as it was in its original state -- the recovery of the brain slice complete." "Preserving a slice of the brain is a crucial first step toward preserving the whole thing." "It's an ambitious project that Greg is already working on." "We have found that it's fairly easy to vitrify the brain, that all of the structure seems to be preserved." "But I have to say that so far, our techniques are not up to the level that we would like for that kind of speculative idea." "But I couldn't say that you couldn't make up for whatever deficiencies that we have in our preservation technique today using some unknown future technology." "I can't rule that out as a possibility." "One day, centuries after we say goodbye to our loved ones, our frozen bodies could be reanimated, and we'll walk the earth again." "But there could be a better route to immortality, one that would change the very nature of what it means to be human." "Imagine if no one ever died." "Where would we all live?" "Our planet is already crowded enough." "But maybe there is a way to live forever without all this excess baggage." "Poets say the essence of us is here, but I know what really makes me me is all up here." "So if I want to endure for eternity, perhaps that's all I need to hang on to." "What if we could find a way to upload our brains, to digitize the very essence of ourselves?" "Our minds could go on living long after our flesh has died." "But to make that happen, we need to understand the brain's architecture and figure out what truly makes us who we are." "Olaf Sporns is a neuroscientist at Indiana University." "He is attempting to unscramble the brain's tangled web." "Sporns:" "The brain is like a big city." "Cities are examples of complex systems -- thousands of inhabitants and their social interactions, their flow of materials." "The brain is like that -- millions of neurons, interactions between these neurons." "In a sense, your brain is like a city of the mind." "Freeman:" "The human brain is one of the most complex systems in the Universe." "If you stretched out all of its electrical wiring, it would extend from the Earth to the Moon." "Figuring out how we get from cells and wires to thoughts and memories is one of the greatest challenges known to science." "Even though we've been studying the human brain, really, for decades, perhaps centuries, we still don't have a complete map of how it's connected." "Freeman:" "But Olaf is taking on this challenge." "His goal is to chart every single neuron and synapse and create a complete map of the brain, called the connectome." "Sporns:" "It's a comprehensive set of connections that will allow us for the first time to understand in more detail how brain regions are connected to each other." "Freeman:" "Olaf is creating the connectome using a leading-edge technique called diffusion imaging." "It reveals the brain's long-distance connections by tracking water molecules along the neural highways." "And what emerges is a detailed map of the central core of brain-cell connections." "Olaf thinks this is the area where our personality resides." "Sporns:" "As we've been discovering recently, some brain regions are more connected than others." "Some are more essential, perhaps, for the functioning of the brain as a whole." "Those regions, we call hubs." "Freeman:" "If the brain is like a city..." "[ Tires screech ] ...Hubs are like major intersections where a constant flow of traffic passes through, getting people from one place to another." "[ Bell clangs ]" "These intersections are so essential -- if they become disrupted in any way, the whole city shuts down." "[ Sloop!" "]" "By their nature, hubs are focal points of information traffic." "Information converges on these regions, and it is that ebb and flow of information and the magnitude of the information flow that really sets these hubs apart from other regions of the brain." "Freeman:" "Olaf is getting closer to figuring out where consciousness resides." "Searching for the origins of consciousness is the holy grail of neuroscience." "Only when this mystery is solved can we replicate the human brain and take consciousness from a person and transfer it to a machine as a way to live for eternity." "And Olaf believes he has discovered a hub that might solve this mystery -- the medial parietal cortex." "It's located between the brain's two hemispheres." "Olaf suspects it might house the essence of who we are." "Sporns:" "A lot of wires from the brain converge on that region." "There are many lines of evidence that point to that part of the brain being really central and really important -- perhaps even for awareness and consciousness." "Freeman:" "Olaf believes he may have solved the secrets of consciousness, but there is much more work to be done before he can be sure." "Sporns:" "I think we're getting closer to answering this question." "And as we identify which parts of the brain are critical in bringing about that particular functionality, that gets us closer to answering the question," ""What is consciousness?"" "And also "Where are the critical components of the brain that contribute to it?"" "[ Electricity crackling ]" "Freeman:" "Neuroscience has taken enormous steps towards mapping the brain and solving the riddle of consciousness." "But will we ever be able to capture the trillions of synapses, billions of neurons, and download ourselves onto a machine?" "Just imagine all the things that happen in the real world -- the conversation we are having now, me producing speech sounds and gestures, our brain's interacting in this embodied manner." "That could not happen in a computer, and yet, it is somehow the essence of what life is all about." "So I'm skeptical about that." "Freeman:" "The brain might be far too complex to immortalize, but maybe there's a simpler path to eternal life -- not for you..." "But for immortal beings that we create from scratch." "Life on this planet has had 4 billion years to evolve." "We are the latest in a long line of species." "We hope we're the last." "But our quest for immortality could end in disaster because the first eternal beings may not be human." "And they might just make us extinct." "Complex life began from a few simple laws." "The same might be true for artificial life." "If humans discover those laws, there is a chance we could create living things that live forever." "Oxford Physicist Vlatko Vedral is trying to understand how intelligence might emerge from a system that operates on just a few basic ground rules." "Vedral:" "So, this is chess." "It's a very complex game, and yet it's governed by a few very simple rules." "You really have only 16 pieces on each side, and each piece can do one of two things." "And you can say the same thing about life." "Even though you are talking about one or two very simple rules, you still get this multitude of different possible behaviors in the Universe." "Freeman:" "In 1970, a mathematician named John Conway ran with this idea and attempted to create artificial life-forms spontaneously using a computer program." "He called it "The game of life."" "The game simulates the growth of artificial life, using a two-dimensional grid and simple cells that are either dead or alive." "Whether the cells live or die is governed by a few basic rules." "So, we have here in front of us a large cell block, and we can see this one central cell, which is on." "And we can see that it has only one neighbor to its left." "The cell just switches off, which means that it dies." "And it dies of loneliness because it has too few neighbors." "Well, now we've got a central cell, which is on, but it has five neighbors." "It dies because of overcrowding, overpopulation." "It doesn't like it, either." "In the third example, a cell with only two neighbors -- the cell just keeps on living." "It can even move around in this environment, and it can reproduce." "So this is a good example where the population is just right for the cell to keep on living." "Freeman:" "Given enough time, increasingly complex patterns emerge from this simple set of rules." "Some even take on the appearance of living organisms." "Vedral:" "John Conway tried to make the same point regarding life -- that it looks very complicated to us." "And, indeed, it looks like a miracle that there is life around us, but, in fact, he constructed a game which consists of two or three, again, very simple rules, and it gives rise to some very complicated patterns." "Freeman:" "How complex do these patterns need to be before they become something alive, intelligent, or immortal?" "Vlatko thinks the human brain is a good yardstick and has calculated its processing power." "Vedral:" "The brain is currently still much more powerful than the existing computers." "So the existing computers can do something like, you know, 10 to the power of 12 beats per second, whereas our brain is still probably something like a million times faster than that." "So you need 1 million laptops to simulate just a single human brain." "Freeman:" "Today's computers are nowhere near powerful enough to house artificial intelligent life." "Vlatko believes the answer might be to use a completely different type of computer -- the quantum computer." "Quantum computer is basically the future technology of computation." "It's a computer that's so fast, in principle, that no current computer can compete with it." "Freeman:" "In place of transistors, quantum devices compute with individual atoms." "And instead of sorting piles of ones and zeroes to give yes-and-no answers, the atoms in quantum computers can be ones, zeroes, and everything in between, existing as a computational maybe." "The quantum computer really utilizes the quantum effect known as the super position, which means being in many different states at the same time." "Freeman:" "This ability to handle a multiplicity of states allows quantum computers to juggle many overlapping problems at once, just the way our brains do." "The analogy would be if I played a chord for you..." "[ Chord plays ] ...Then you would get many different modes played at the same time, which would really correspond to many states being out there simultaneously all in one location and the full power of quantum computation," "which is actually unlimited, in some sense, if you start to store all the values in between the zero and the one." "So then you really reach a stage where you can encode much more and the capacity really has no limits in that sense." "Freeman:" "There might be a time when humans forego their own dream of immortality and create eternal artificial life." "And if they do, how would artificial and biological life get along?" "Some people think that very soon computers will be smarter than us and they'll put us in zoos." "They'll put us behind bars and throw peanuts at us and make us dance behind bars just like we make bears dance in zoos today." "But at the present time, none of these technologies are ready for prime time." "We simply don't have an operating quantum computer." "The world's record for a quantum computer calculation is -- ta-da " "3 times 5 is 15." "We sometimes forget that computers and robots, no matter how advanced they are, are adding machines." "But that doesn't mean they have creativity, imagination, initiative." "It doesn't mean they understand human values." "It doesn't mean that they can make leaps of logic like we can." "In other words, we have a long ways to go before we can begin to approximate the real thinking process that takes place in a human being." "Freeman:" "We're safe from becoming slaves to quantum intelligence..." "For the time being." "But this physicist envisions a different fate for mankind, one where the lines between artificial and biological life will blur and immortality will become reality, not just for the living..." "But also for the dead." "We're taught to think of science and religion as separate truths." "Albert Einstein didn't believe that." "He said, "Science without religion is lame." "Religion without science is blind."" "The secret to achieving immortality could require the fusion of humanity and God into an everlasting cosmic computer." "Few people think further into the future than Frank Tipler, a mathematical physicist at Tulane university in New Orleans." "Frank predicts that, at some point in our evolution, something truly remarkable will happen." "Humanity, the Universe, and God will unite -- a moment he calls the omega point." "Tipler:" "The omega point is the very end of the Universe." "In the process, mankind, or, more precisely, our descendants, will expand out from this planet and ultimately engulf the entire Universe." "As our descendants are moving into this final state, their knowledge and their power and their computer capacity is increasing without limit." "The laws of physics allow a process that will convert matter -- stones of this graveyard, for instance -- into pure energy." "That will be the ultimate energy source, which our descendants will use and gain control of it." "Freeman:" "At the omega point, Frank argues, our descendants will be capable of doing anything." "And with infinite power, they will create a cosmic computer and reconstruct in a simulation everything that has ever happened in the history of the Universe." "Now, from the point of view of the beings in the far future, we will be their alternate ancestor as rational beings so they will be interested in what we were, what we were like." "As a consequence, every man, woman, and child will be brought back into existence." "It will be just like you are brought back with your body into a reconstructed earth just like we now live on." "It will be different in one crucial respect." "We will be resurrected, but we will never have to go through death again." "Freeman:" "Frank claims the laws of physics not only permit this type of immortality -- they actually require it to happen." "Tipler:" "Second law of thermodynamics says the complexity of the Universe at the most fundamental level is increasing without limit." "I conclude that the validity of the second law of thermodynamics, throughout all of time, actually requires life to come into existence to gain control of the Universe." "Freeman:" "Whether immortality comes in billions of years or whether it comes this century, the conquest of death will transform our civilization -- the way we live, the way we work, the way we love." "Maybe the question is not "Can we live forever?"" "But "Should we?"" "Alexander Rose is the executive director of the Long Now Foundation, an organization whose main focus is the building of an unusual timepiece." "It's called the clock of the long now, and it's designed to tick for 10,000 years." "Rose:" "We built the 10,000-year clock to give people a different perspective of the really long term." "If you believe that medical science or other things are going to increase human longevity, then the way that you would approach the world would be very, very differently -- just the same way that if we're designing a 10,000-year clock" "instead of a clock that just has to last for 10 years, we have approached this design problem very differently." "And we have to be responsible over those next 10,000 years for our clock." "Freeman:" "10,000 years in the past, we were still living in the Stone Age." "Flash forward the same period, and our civilization and technology will be unrecognizable." "We realize in designing a 10,000-year clock that the most durable design is likely the simplest." "Freeman:" "The clock of the long now will be all mechanical." "Power in the clock will come from the force of gravity." "A weight-driven system will turn a threaded bar." "And the clock will keep time in both the short term, with the pendulum, and in the long term, through a solar synchronizer." "This device may or may not last for 10 millennia, but that's not really Alexander's point." "He wants to make us imagine what we will be like 10,000 years from now." "Rose:" "As soon as you see that 10,000-year clock and you visit it, the conversations that you have around whether or not humans will be there, the shapes of the hands of the people that might wind it " ""Are they gonna be the same as ours?"" ""Are they gonna be different?"" "Those kind of conversations immediately allow you to take responsibility for that kind of time span, and that's the hope with this clock." "Freeman: 10,000 years from now, human beings may be immortal." "Even if they're not, their life-spans will surely be vastly longer than ours." "But it won't be just our bodies that will change." "What it means to be human will be different." "If you think about all the human values, quite a lot of them come from the fact that we know that life is finite." "If you think, "How do I feel towards that person?"" "The fact that you know that the person is not gonna be there one day probably makes your emotions far stronger in some sense than other ways they would be." "So this could all change, and maybe some of these things would even disappear from the human race if we simply knew we could live forever." "Rose:" "What happens to marriage and relationships if our life-spans grow to 1,000 years or more?" "Right now, half of us get divorced just in our short lifetimes." "But if we lived for 1,000 years, who knows how many times you might get married?" "I don't think that I would be able to live forever." "I think my wife would kill me first." "Freeman:" "Whether we like it or not, more and more scientists believe we will one day live in a world without age, disease, and death..." "That we'll revel in the joys and wonders of endless life and that we'll just have to learn to cope with the consequences of living forever." "Mythology says that the Gods envy our mortality." "Our mortality is what makes life precious and something to be savored." "Driven by the pressure of time to achieve greatness, it may be our mortality that gives us our humanity." "But as long as we are mortal, we'll never stop dreaming of life everlasting." "That, too, is what makes us human."

"My name is William Shatner and I was a starship captain, but I wasn't the only one," "So were Patrick Stewart, Avery Brooks," "Kate Mulgrew, Scott Bakula, and most recently, Chris Pine," "That's a lot of captains," "In fact, that's a lot of "Star Trek, "." "Lasers, fire, point blank!" "The original series, despite being canceled after only three seasons in 1969, spawned perhaps the most durable and profitable franchise in the history of entertainment," "At the center of each incarnation of "Star Trek"" "is what has become the truly iconic character, the captain," "Engage!" "These dynamic and unique actors have inhabited this role, each bringing their own interpretation and personality," "Warp six," "Engage," "The captains," "Who are they?" "What were they before they got the role, why did they get the role, what have they done afterwards?" "It's a journey of discovery, by me, you, and, ultimately, them," "Woo!" "Wow!" "Hey!" " Spock!" " How are you?" "Spock?" "I'm not Spock," "That guy called me Spock," "Oh!" "We began our voyage, taking the jet to Toronto to pick up our Canadian crew," "Woo!" "And surprise," "The president of biz for Bombardier," "Steve Ridolfi, met the plane to say hello to me, and what do you know?" "He tells me he got into the airplane business because of "Star Trek, "." "He became an aeronautical engineer because of me," "I still remember my first "Star Trek" episode on a little black-and-white television, 'cause that's" " all we had in those days," " Right," "Wow," "I had to think about that," "As we flew across the ocean and as I prepared to meet the actors," "I had a lot of unanswered questions," "Not only for them, but for myself," "Oh, my God," "Patrick, what are you doing here?" "Bill, you called me," "I'm waiting for you," "You said you had something you wanted to say to me," "I do," " Hello," " Hi," "Patrick Stewart, or as he is now known," "Sir Patrick Stewart, was Captain Jean-Luc Picard of." ""Star Trek:" "The Next Generation, ."" "A superb classical actor," "Patrick is a member of the Royal Shakespeare Company and brought a tremendous dignity to the role," "Being born at the beginning of the war," "I suppose I was used to the idea of war and if something has always been that particular way, it doesn't seem extraordinary," "So we were Very poor, we didn't have much..." "We had nothing, really, leftover at the end of the week, but it didn't, create problems for me because all my friends were the same," "There was... there was nothing you could compare your life to, so there was no sense of, being excluded in society or being without, because that was how it was, and everybody was the same," "I remember a play I did in a camp that my mother's sister ran about something about the Holocaust," " Really?" " Yeah," " And I played this boy..." " How old were you?" "Uh, six, five, six," "And one of the kids played a dog, and I was saying goodbye to my dog, 'cause the Germans were taking me, that was the... that was the little drama that we were," "When the play was over," "I looked out there and the audience was crying because the subject matter was so embedded in the people," "And so I took my bow and my father came and held me and praised me, and I'm convinced that that was the moment that I thought, hey, this is fantastic," "This has got me places with my father and the audience that I've never dreamt of and I'm convinced that that's what... that's what started me on my acting thing," "What about you?" "I was 12 when I was first put into a play with adults and..." "Well, how did that happen?" "I mean, why would they put you in a play with adults?" "I had an English teacher," "He was the man who first put a copy of Shakespeare into my hand and said, "Read it out loud, this is... "." "Why would he do that?" "He was an English teacher who loved drama, and he was an actor and director... amateur actor and director, and he wanted..." "I went to a..." "It was not an academic school, but he wanted us to have some experience of our dramatists, and so he would give us..." "The first play was "The Merchant of Venice, "." "And he gave me Shylock to read," "I don't know why," "Patrick, let's examine that a second," "He must have seen something, something you did," "Let's pause a moment, maybe you won't remember what it is, but maybe if we look at it more carefully, something will suggest itself that you haven't thought of in a while," "You see, here's the other strange thing," "I never had any difficulty with Shakespeare," "It never seemed alien or strange," "I mean, this was a 400-year-old text," "I found I enjoyed the Shakespeare," "In those days, there was a lot of Shakespeare on the radio and our leading actors would be playing the parts..." "John Gielgud, Alec Guiness," " I listened to them," " Yes," " And I copied what I heard," " Yes," "And just, the mere act of copying..." " Even at 12?" " Yeah," "Wow," "You don't have the emotional experience, but there is something in the brain and in the body that can make that child connect to the instrument, to the bow," " or to the text on the page," " The word," ", intuitively," "You know, the valley in the back, as we see it, that's the beauty of the thing," "That's how I see the world," " As a road to somewhere," " Like a road to..." "Yeah," "Yeah, but where does that road go to?" "The horizon is ever-changing," " Right," " You with me?" "I am so with you," "Ever-changing, but can you ever get to it?" " No, that's the point," " The point is?" "And I'll stay as long as I can see the horizon moving," " Oh, wait a minute," " Yeah, okay, 12 miles away, the horizon sort of disappeared, they used to see sailor ships by their sails," " Sure," " Right?" "Sure," "I mean, that's the limit of the," "So here comes a ship 12 miles away, they think it's the end of the world," " Yeah," " That was the way it was," " Well..." " What's it like now?" "Well, that was a way of perceiving, and what we know is that that's not..." "That wasn't sufficient, was it?" " Correct," " No," "Not only that, but the sea... the first seafarers in the world were Africans," "They didn't think about that like that," "What'd they think?" "No, they saw the ever-changing horizon," " It's true," " So wait a minute," "Are you telling me that you're tuned in," "Avery Brooks was Captain Benjamin Sisko of." ""Star Trek:" "Deep Space Nine, ."" "Avery, in addition to his impressive work on the stage and screen is a tenured professor of theater at Rutgers University, and if that isn't impressive enough, he's an accomplished jazz singer and pianist," "Girl" "What you doing in here?" "You're" "In my heart" "Without" "Consent" "You asked me here" "You asked me to come in and" "I said I would" "You said come in" "And I came" "And found you here" "Down the stairs,." "Yeah, that's funny, too," "Into your head I went" "Into my head" "I thought you'd never be" "I went to Oberlin College, and I wanted to audition for the choir, this world, you know, world-renowned choir, the conservatory, and so I met these men, you know, athletes and stuff..." "you know, I came early," "And they said..." "I said, "I'm going on... "." "And, you know, I'm from Gary, Indiana, and, you know, the thing..." "And they said... yeah, I said, "I'm going to audition for the choir in the morning," and they laughed at me," "They said, "You can't get in the choir, you're from, y'know, "." " I said, no..." " Wait a minute," "You're from," " I'm from Gary, Indiana," " Right," "I'm from this inner-city place," " Right," " And so you can't get..." "You can't get in..." "But why did they say you can't?" "Was it from Gary, Indiana?" "Maybe because I had a football jacket on and rose-tinted glasses and I'm from the urban thing," " That's what they said," " All right," "Even though I've been, y'know, in this music thing" " my whole life," " Right," "My whole life has been music," "So aren't you enraged by that?" "No, I just told them I'm going in the morning and I'm gonna get in the choir," " And what happened?" " I was in the choir!" "Oh!" "What is," "Where have you been?" " You look so cute in that box," " I'm so hot in here," "Come on, we're supposed to be doing an interview," "I brought my air-conditioned box, 'cause I didn't know how long you'd be," "How handsome, Bill in a box," "You could market it," "How are you?" "Just add water, which we've done," "Oh, boy, sweetheart," "Oh, I am so hot just waiting for you," "What does that mean?" "That's what they all say," "Kate Mulgrew portrayed Captain Kathryn Janeway on "Star Trek:" "Voyager, "." "You will meet Kate in the setting where she is perhaps most at home, the stage," "The first female captain of a "Star Trek" series," "She brought all of her training and discipline to bear and made Janeway an impressive leader," "I think when I was young, acting was, for me, the great escape," "Although I took it very seriously," "You wanted to go to college, obviously," "Not really, I didn't," "Well, but you had a desire..." " Bill, Bill," " Yes?" " Trust me," " Trust me," "I wanted my father to pay my way to New York," "The only way I could get here was to get in through New York University," "I wanted to study with Stella Adler," "I have my sister to verify this," "College to me was absolutely unimportant, absolutely unimportant, and as it turns out, I have had much less college than I even thought," "I thought I dropped out at the end of my junior year, in fact, I've only had one year," "Okay, why couldn't you say to your father," ""I wanna go to Stella Adler, pay for that for me, please?"" "My father..." "Absolutely... tough, tough old Irishman," "Tough, what, but his daughter wants to learn," " Why can't you got to your..." " To be an actress," " Yeah," " And you know what my father said to me when I said I wanna be an actress?" " What, what did he say?" " And I proved it to him," "He said, "You're gonna break your neck out of the gate and I'll be goddamned if I'm gonna subsidize that, "." "How did you feel about that?" "I said, "Then I'll do it myself, "." "He said, "Guess what?" " You will,"" " And guess what?" "You didn't, 'cause you went to college," "You said, "Then give me the money for university, "." " Yes," " So you fooled him," " I did," " You lied," " I did," " Why did you do that?" "'Cause I wanted to be an actress," "That much," "And I didn't mind sticking it to him a little bit, either," "He was tough," "Tough, tough," "But he didn't know that I dropped out," "I didn't tell him I dropped out of school," "So why did you drop out?" "I dropped out because I got two leading roles," "Where?" "I got the lead in a soap opera called "Ryan's Hope,"" "I played Mary Ryan, and I got the lead in "Our Town"" "at the American Shakespeare festival..." " Wow, at the same time?" " Same time," " How old were you?" " 18, 19," "So they recognized your talent right from the very beginning," "Yeah, they did, yes," "Poker face," "Shut up," " Scott Bakula," " Bill Shatner," "I have admired you for so long," " You are my hero," " Are you kidding me?" "No, no, no, no, I'm not kidding, because..." "Vice versa," "Well, I appreciate that, but the truth of the matter is, you're such a hell of an actor, but you're a singer," " I am a singer, that is true," " Yeah," "Where..." "Do you think of yourself as a singer first?" "Yeah, that's where I started," " I know, musical theater," " That's right," " Did you study?" " Of course, I still study," " Voice?" " Every week," "You take voice lessons every week?" "Yes, every week," "Give me a... give me a thing?" " What do you..." " A voice exercise," "A voice... an exercise?" "_ Ahh _." "Jeez, that's wild," "I can't sing, but I can ride a horse," " Let's hear a little," " Let's go..." " Let's hear a little singing," " No," " I sang yesterday," " I can teach you today," " How long do we have?" " Really?" "We've got..." "we've got 'til 01:30 and then you have to go," "Come on over here," "I'm..." "I'm, uh," "Here's the..." "I'll go wherever Calvin takes me, but when you say, "Come on over here,"." " No, no, no, press your legs," " Yes?" " Press your legs against him..." " Yes," " Against her very slightly," " Yes, ..., and she'll go forward, ...Yes," "And then, if you wanna go to your left, you just point it to the left," "Yes," " A little leg pressure," " Yes," "All right," "That's good, guys, let's dismount..." "Let's stop here," "Okay," "That was... that was fabulous," "Now here's what I want to do," "Scott Bakula played Captain Jonathan Archer on "Star Trek:" "Enterprise,"" "and was arguably the first captain, as his series was set before the original series, even though it was the last to be produced," "You got all that?" "Scott has been a fixture on television for decades and like Avery, is an accomplished singer," "No... my mother's very musical, my dad's very musical and I have become..." "What does that mean, "very musical"?" "Well, my dad was a concert pianist, so I had pianos in my house my whole life and that's a huge deal," "And did they say, sing?" "They didn't say sing, but my mom was a singer," "So there was always music around, and my parents, 'cause my dad went to Princeton, he used to go to New York when he was at school, so he developed this love of New York shows" "and so when I was growing up in the '60s, my parents would disappear for a few days, go to New York, see a Broadway show and come back home with "Cabaret,"" "an album from "Cabaret,"" "or "How to Succeed in Business Without Really... "." "You know, or any of those kind of shows, and so I was getting this kind of distant love affair, and then you'd put the album on and you'd be listening to "Mame" or Angela Lansbury" "or somebody, and you'd be all... that's..." "You know, so I grew up having it around me," "Did they encourage you to sing?" "They did, yeah, I started singing from" " a very, very young age," " How young?" "Well, I was singing..." "I had a band in the fourth grade," " I sang with the symphony," " Fourth grade, you did..." " Ten, 11 years old?" " Nine, ten, 11, yeah," "And you sang with the symphony?" "I sang in a children's choir in the fifth grade," " Oh, in a choir," " And then I sang... the big thing that started me was, there's an operetta called." ""Amahl and the Night Visitors, ."" "Yeah," "It's Menotti, and I played Amahl when I was 13," "And I started..." "and I... then the acting, the musical theater kinda came out of that," "All day long I'd biddy, biddy bum" "Biddy, biddy, biddy biddy bum." "Yeah, you got it," "Wouldn't have to work hard" "Ya, da, da, da, da, da, da da, da, da," "I love it!" "My parents were making a living," "Nobody suffered but nobody had any excess," "I played in little kids plays, in parks, and then I got onto." "Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, CBC Radio, for radio drama, fairy tales, and I played Prince Charming," ""Princess, are you all right?"" " The hushed voice," " Yes," ""I'm here, ."" "And then I went on for radio, more mature radio, and college plays and stuff like that, and so it just evolved to the chagrin..." "Worse than that, the astonishment of my father, who really didn't want me to do this," "He called it hanging..." ""Hangers-on, "." "You're gonna become a hanger-on," "You understand that, Bill?" "You can't make a living," "Well, my dad was no psychic," "I started out in Canadian radio in my late teens, and before you know it, I appeared in my first feature," ""Butler's Night Off, ."" "The '50s became a time of great opportunity for me as I did a variety of radio, theater and live television productions on the CBC," "Those early days of live TV have proven valuable, setting the stage for what would prove to be the beginnings of my life's journey," "William Shatner, as I live and breathe," "How are you?" "I'm very well, how are you?" "Okay, sit down," "Just another day, sitting on the sidewalk," " At the office," " Yeah, sure," "Look at you," "You're me 50 years ago," "You don't look too bad," "Well," "I'm 50 years older," "I wonder how much I've lost," "You wanna go?" "Come on, let me..." "let me see," "You sure about this?" "I..." "I couldn't be more sure about anything," "Give me that hand," "Let me feel a 30-year-old hand," " Let's rumble," " Hey, wait a minute," "Let's party," "You already know what to do, right?" ""Over the Top, " baby," " Stallone," " Give me this hand here," "I know, I know, come on, let's party," "Ready?" " One," " Two, three, go," "Come on, give me," "Hey, wait!" "Hey!" "Was that a breeze?" "Hey, wait a sec, wait!" "You did the whole thumb thing," " I want another shot," " Sure," "All right," "You did the thumb thing," "Wrap around... you see that..." "yeah, there you go," "Ahh, see that?" " All right," " Wow," "That's two..." " Best out of..." " Best out of three, why not?" " Best out of three," " Yeah, sure," "All right, you ready?" "Captain Kirk, huh?" " Captain Kirk," " Captain Kirk," "Captain Kirk," "All right, one, two, three, go," "Here it goes, you're going now," "You're going," "Unbelievable," "I can't believe how strong he is," "Hey, you guys gotta get out of here," "Move along, get out of here," "Get out of here, man," " Well," " I can't believe it," "Chris Pines is the latest actor to captain the Enterprise, and his character is James T, Kirk, as was mine," "It all becomes clear," "Chris is extremely talented, and like the rest of us, thrives on the stage," "We speak to him at what promises to be at the beginning of a long and successful career," "I watched that today," ""Train, " what was it called?" ""Unstoppable, ."" " I watched "Unstoppable,"" " Yeah," "And not only did I see a really entertaining film, but I saw a great young actor," "What's his name?" "You're wonderful," " Oh, thank you," " You've got the whole thing," "You got the looks and you got the attitude and everything, it's really great," "And I saw you doing some gags," "Uh-huh," "How much of that did you do on the thing?" "I did a lot of it," "Y'know, I don't..." "I don't have any kind of death wish but I definitely do get competitive," "Did you feel a sense of risk at any time you were doing the stunts?" "Interestingly enough, not really," "I think I was... first of all, we had a great stunt team," "I felt very secure with that," "It's interest..." "I think you get into such a zone when it is that kind of high-risk that your focus is so placed on the stunt itself that you don't have time to be scared," "I..." "But it's not Tom Cruise kinda stuff..." "I..." "I did a cheap version of what you did and I had to get up on top of a train," "I said to the guy, the director," ""How are you gonna do this?"" "He says, "I don't know, maybe in a green screen,"" "I said, "What... if I got on top of the train" ""and you went ten miles an hour, could you speed it?"" ""Aw, yeah, let's just do that, ."" "Ten miles an hour..." "what'd it look like?" "It looked like ten miles an hour," "So we gradually upped the speed to 40 miles an hour," " Oh, God," " I'm on the top of the train," " Were you scared?" " Out of my mind," "I met your dad, worked with your dad," "He's a wonderful actor, he's been an actor all his life," "I mean, you're like, what, second generation?" " Or is there more?" " I am a third generation," "My grand..." "Well, in fact, I just found this out recently, my great-great-uncle was an actor, so it actually started way, way, way, way back," "Isn't that amazing?" "So the idea of choosing to be an actor was not foreign at all," "In fact, it might have been inculcated," "In a way, yeah," "I often say it's like, I know that my friends' parents were doctors or lawyers, let's say, when they, you know, around the dinner table, you would talk about your day and your day would consist of cases" "or the paperwork you had," "Around my table, it was inevitably about the day spent at work, and the work would be..." "would be "Quantum Leap"" "or it would be "Magnum, P, I,"." "So around your dinner table, it was show business," "Yeah, pretty much, yeah," "And was young Chris intrigued, or..." "You know, I wasn't," "I wanted to be everything but," "I wanted to be..." "You know, I saw "Top Gun,"" "and I wanted to be a fighter pilot," "How far did that go?" "That went about three days," "I have my..." "I have a bad case of ADD," "You know, I think, in fact, having grown up so close to it, maybe my reaction and my experience with it was different, instead of wanting to do it from an early age, I just..." "It was what my dad did, it was what my mom did and I met some cool people and got to do some fun things because of it, but, you know, I wanted to be a baseball player," " I wanted everything..." " Were you good?" "I was..." "I was..." "I was, uh," "I was mediocre," "I think when I was young I was pretty good, and then once I hit 13, it was..." "I realized it was going..." "You... you understood that," " Very quickly, very quickly," " Really?" "Yeah, very quickly," "And when was the transition between baseball and tennis and fighter pilot?" "I had a wonderful English teacher who I bonded with greatly and she..." "We did an independent study on "Waiting for Godot"" "as an English project and as part of that English project, at the end, we decided, yeah, well, why don't we put on the first act of." ""Waiting for Godot"?" "So we put it up in this atrium in the science building," "I remember, and I don't have any memories from that other than it was so simple then," "It was the joy of just getting together with some friends and putting on a show," "And with an audience, finally," "Yeah, and it was the beauty of theater," "You know, what I loved about theater is that there's an ephemeral quality to it, it happens, it comes together, it exists and then it goes away," "Las Vegas," " Save this..." " Of course," " Ready to start it off?" " Good crowd?" " Very good," " Ooh, very good," "We beat the world record this morning," "No, world record?" "A world record!" "There's a power, that the camera has," "Just start pointing a camera, people give way and police open up, borders stop, meld," "Sorry, we're filming," "Hey, man, how are you?" "Your nephew," " You're my nephew?" " Yes," "I don't even known you," "What the," "I am Locutus of Borg," "The five captains are so distinctive because of the five actors that play them, obviously," "Patrick was cast against type coming after Bill," "Avery, quite obviously, was cast against type coming after Patrick, who was smart to bring Kate in as a woman and then Scott had an entire charm of his own," "I think it was very successful, whether it was planned or not, it was a very successful endeavor," "We're getting ready to do another franchise of "Star Trek, "." " I'm gonna say it," " Okay," "And we want you to be the captain," "Yes," "Boom, what goes on?" "My first thought?" " Not interested," " Why?" "And I may have even said," "I'm not interested in, you know, the next captain seat," "And they said, it's... you're gonna be the first captain," "And then I was done," "You're gonna be 100 years before Kirk," "I said, I'm in," "This is Captain Archer of the Starship Enterprise," "We respectfully would like to ask for your assistance with a little problem..." "Sir, they're charging weapons," "Polarize the hull plating," "Grab hold of something!" "That was an easy kind of a thing, because I had a knowledge of what it was gonna be, but I don't know what it would have been like to be you when somebody says..." "Calls and says, "Come in and audition for,"." " Well..." " 'Cause there weren't..." "There had been, like, a couple of bad '50s kind of TV shows," " Right?" " Right," "Well, what happened with me was," "I was in New York doing something and I got a call from a guy named Roddenberry, who said, "My name is Roddenberry" ""and we've shot a pilot" ""and it didn't sell, but what they said was, recast it and we'll take another look, "." "So I go to LA, I fly into LA," "So I looked at this pilot that Roddenberry had shot with an actor named Jeffrey Hunter, and Leonard Nimoy playing a smiling Vulcan and they say to..." ""We want to recast it, ."" "So I said things like, it should be a little more lighthearted and that, and they all agreed and we made another pilot," "So I was like..." " I had a judgment call," " Yeah," "I was..." "I could be a little bit of a jury there," "Yeah," "Saying I will or I won't, and I said I will, if you make these changes, and they did, and so it worked out," "It wasn't any great miracle," "George, just get it over here a little bit, you know, avoid that meteorite," "A little more to the left, George!" " Y'know, as against," " Right!" ", "We're turning right, "." "So that's what I..." "that's what I..." "It wasn't any great thing," " And then because it was..." " Oh, no, it's a huge thing," "It was a tone, and that's what everybody fell in love with was the tone of the show," "Captain James Kirk, Star ship Enterprise" "I want to know what kills these two." "That things turning off system all over the ship." "It was very slowly that I began to realize that if I were to do this," "I was gonna have to commit for six years, and at that point, I said, out of the question," "I've got too much to do," "I can't involve myself in a television series in California for six years," "Everybody knows it's not gonna work, they said," "You cannot revive an iconic series," "You cannot replace those guys," "So don't worry about signing a six-year contract," "You'll never see it out," "Patrick Stewart, who was not Gene's first choice," "In fact, he kind of fought even reading him at first, but Bob Justman insisted, so Gene did and eventually came to realize that he was just the perfect actor," "30 years with the RSC before he came to "Star Trek,"" "and having played all of those kings and emperors and lead characters, you know, that's what a starship captain is," "You're an officer onboard this ship and I require you to perform your duty," "That is an order, Commander," "Yes, sir," "I read the pilot, that's what happened, and I said, "Oh, well, oh,"." "This is very interesting to me," "I mean, defending humankind to some other intelligence in the universe, a man dealing with, loss, having to raise a child, indeed a male child, by himself, and be brown, as we spin this tale in the 20th century" "about the 24th century," "I said okay," "Excuse me, Captain," "Here's tomorrow's duty roster for your approval," "Lieutenant," " Lieutenant," " Benjamin Sisko, sir," "I've been on temporary assignment here," "Before I leave, I just want to say, it's been an honor serving with you, sir," "We got word that Kate Mulgrew was cast, and from the moment she stepped on the bridge, we could all relax, because Kate is a natural leader," "We had an actress who wanted to be there, was immaculately prepared every day, and, as I said, just has a take-charge element in her personality," "You can try and stop us from getting to the truth, but I promise you, if you do," "I will respond with all the unique technologies at my command," "Janeway out," ""Star Trek" captains have to be on it right away, 'cause so often the camera's with us and we have to hit these unspeakable marks, green screens, blue screens, nonexistent aliens, spouting this language," "and setting the tone for the rest of our company," "And mine were..." "I had nine in my cast," "And people think that we're having these lovely breaks, don't they, Bill?" "And being brought coffee and stuff," "It's 18 hours," "You're lucky to go to the john, right?" "You get 20 minutes for lunch, that's it," "Exactly right," "You gotta be strong," "So I think when they were looking at us, certainly Patrick and me, Avery," "They were thinking, constitutionally, is she up to it?" "Then, can she speak the language?" "Which it..." "It might as well be Shakespeare, it's so highly stylized, to be able to spin that language out and make it accessible to the audience at large is a gift not a lot of actors have," "Lastly, I think there has to be a great sense of discipline," "We are all disciplined people," "Very punctual," "So I could never be late," "I could never really complain, I had to be on my..." "I had to do it, and I did it, so I'm very proud of that," " And so was I," " I'll bet you were," "Yeah," "And how do you do this thing and what's the manner in which you say these words?" "And therefore, the classical work" " that all of us have done," " Yeah," ", came to use," "Ah, New York City, the home of American theater," "I came here in 1956 with the Stratford Shakespeare Company and I was performing in Marlowe's "Tamburlaine"" "at the famous Winter Garden Theatre," "Agents found me, producers found me," "The Broadhurst Theatre, legendary theater, another one," "This is... 1919, I think it was built," ""Les Misérables, " "Cats, ."" "Gigantic productions of which "The World of Suzie Wong" was one," "In the late '50s, it ran for two years," "I was the leading actor," "At this theater, while I was playing "The World of Suzie Wong,"" ""funny Girl" opened," "Barbara Streisand opened here," "This was the beginning of her career," "While I'd be in my dressing room one day, there was a water pipe going from my dressing room down, descending into wherever, and there was a hole by the water pipe, so I looked down and I saw that that hole." "looked down into the dressing room of the dancing girls in "funny Girl, "." "So I spent part of my time in my dressing room, trying to see if there was water in the pipe," "So this is Shubert Alley and I was in this theater in a play called "Shot in the Dark, "." "Julie Harris, Walter Matthau, and he was hysterical, Julie was hysterical," "I was pretty funny, and we ran for a year," "The common denominator with the captains is that all of our roots are based in theater," "At one time or another, we've all played memorable characters on the stage," "Did I say characters?" "Did you ever see "Star Trek"?" "Ahh!" "Yeah, I love it, yeah!" "I did, yeah!" "Did it change your life at all?" "Well, it's still changing," " And you..." " Ahh!" "And as Apple Annie, you watched "Star Trek"?" " Yes, wonderful," " What was your favorite?" "I forget the first couple of," " Years?" " Yeah, wonderful," "It can't be beat," " With Captain Kirk?" " Yeah!" " Yeah, yeah," " Yeah, Captain Kirk?" " And Spock?" " Yeah," "The whole cast, I love it," "There's nothing like theater," "Why are you called Apple Annie?" "Well, it's like a "Bigfoot George, "." "That's what the Italians do, they have a lead-in," "Yeah," "I loves you, you look so nice," " Oh, thank you..." " I'll take you," "In Jewish, you say you're a bargain," "Bye-bye, honey," "That's..." "And that's New York," "He's a bargain!" "Because the work on "Star Trek" was..." "The scenes and stories were generally serious, the moments between the filming were where we had the balance, the yang to the yin, and that's where we were just shamelessly silly," "Maybe the rest of the cast of "Next Generation"" "were having a good time right from the get-go," "I wasn't," "I was too nervous," "I felt out of my depth, out of my comfort zone," "I had never filmed in Hollywood in my life before," "I had no ambitions to film in Hollywood," "I was just scared, scared and exhausted all the time," "I'd never worked so hard in my life," "I called a meeting of the principal cast of." ""Star Trek:" "The Next Generation,"" "and I spoke to them very seriously, and I said," "I think there is too much messing about," "I think there's... too much fooling around goes on in this show," "We are wasting time," "We get days off occasionally," "Some of us get, you know, a week off at a time," "The rest of these people on the set, they don't, they're here every day, day in, day out, and I think we've got to be aware of that and I think we need to be taking this more seriously," "And I remember Denise Crosby, who was Natasha Yar, saying to me, "Oh, come on, Patrick, we gotta have some fun, "." "And I said, "We are not here to have fun!"" "They never, ever let me forget that, because the one thing that I took away from my "Star Trek" experience, every episode, every movie, all four of them, was that for the first time in my life as an actor," "my fellow actors showed me how to do good work and have fun at the same time," " Whoa, they changed you?" " Yes," "Morning, darling," ""Deep Space Nine" was funny, because it's like Avery was the leader, he was our captain, we paid attention and he did set the tone," "He set the tone in terms of respect and seriousness," "Any scene, especially two-character scenes is like a sport and you're playing it together and you want to get the volleys going," "You're not competing with each other, but you are demanding of each other that you deliver the goods and with Avery, that was implicit," "You're firing me?" "I have no choice, Benny, it's his decision," "Well, you can't fire me," "I quit," "To hell with you and to hell with Stone!" "Try to stay calm, Benny!" "No, I'm tired of being calm," "Calm never got me a damn thing!" "Do you try and relate the music to the performance?" "It's all music," "I mean, I could talk about literature, you know, in terms of music, not just the form of it, but, you know, like the sound and the complexity of the movement and the expression of it," "Sure, I sure could," "Well, you know, Art Blakey said that, you know, expression..." "You know, he's talking idiomatically, but not so much so that, you know, the highest form of expression is this music, from God through me to you," "It is as wide and varied as there are people on the earth," "That's what I know," " Music," " Yes," "Absolutely," "Everybody has their song," "Go ahead," " Everybody has their music," " Go on," " They vibrate according to," " Go on," " ...their own," " Go on," " ...tempo and timbre," " Go on, go on," "So everybody has a unique piece of music," "I think so," "Go on," "They play it and it goes out into the universe," "We don't know whether it returns or not," " Returns to whom?" " Exactly," " Does it make a cycle?" " Well, I'm not sure about that," "You know, I mean, that's the what do you call it of humankind and to some extent, you know, the desire for a return," "That's the, what do you call it, of humankind, the small of humankind," "I need to get it back," "No, you don't," "I need to believe that my existence and my music." " In some manner..." " Means something," "Continues," "Whether you get it..." "Whether you hear it back or not," "When I took command ten years ago," "I saw myself as an explorer," "I thought all the risks would be worth it, because just beyond the next planet, just beyond the next star, there would be something, magnificent, something noble," "The thing about working with Scott is, he has such a disarming quality and a..." "There's just something about him that you're put at ease, and I think that's..." "he wants that to happen," "He wants that sort of one-on-one relationship with a person," "Lead me along the lines of your awareness of "Star Trek, "." " My awareness?" " Yeah," " It starts and ends with you," " Really?" " Tell me about that," " Yeah, 'cause I..." "When I was in college, you guys were... hit the rerun world, five nights a week, and that was..." "It was mandatory viewing, and it was..." "And I was in a fraternity, and the fraternity stopped at 11:00 at night, you were... wherever you were, if you were at a bar, whatever you're doing, studying, whatever," "stop, "Star Trek's" on," "What were you thinking?" "Why... why were you watching?" "I watched because I loved the male relationships on the show, and, of course, you watch because you wanna be you guys, wanted to be you, but the way you guys related to each other and the camaraderie and the friendship and the love," "I always said, you know, the love," "You know," "That was my goal, one of the things I was attracted to about doing my version was to try and get that back, and I don't..." "We didn't succeed the way you guys did, but that's why I watched," "Why not?" "That's a good question," "There's magic in casting and there's magic in the actors around you and you can't..." "you can't make it happen," "It either happens sometimes and it doesn't happen," "I had a great cast," "I don't..." "I can't..." "I couldn't really tell you," "All I know is that you guys had it in a way that was so appealing," "What's interesting about it is everybody says, it's so brave of you not to try to imitate William Shatner," "I said, "Well, of course..." "There's no courageousness at all involved with it,"" "I think, you know, the obvious choice would be, clearly, to try to do your own thing, because anything else would just be a joke," "There was a conversation all the time about, because..." "Your imprint on the character is, like Nimoy on Spock, is... will stand the test of time, so knowing that this was some kind of prequel and we are essentially versions of..." "I am a version of you, to hopefully pepper the character with some... some things that would..." " Mannerisms, behaviors," " Something that would resonate," "That would resonate," "I'm coming with you," "I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it," "See?" "We are getting to know each other," "In the early weeks of shooting the pilot, somebody said to me," ""How does it feel to be filling the shoes of Captain Kirk?" "How does it feel to be filling the shoes of William Shatner?"" "And I said, "Excuse me," ""but William Shatner and Captain Kirk is still filling his shoes more than adequately,"" "I'm attempting to fill different shoes," "You hovered over our early weeks and months on the series, like... like a Klingon warbird," "Oh, no, the Romulans had warbirds, didn't they?" "You see, you know..." "It's been longer for me than you," "I know, but I bet you would not have made that mistake," "I..." "I would not have made..." "I would not have used that simile at all," "But I was trying to find, you know, something that, rather ominously, slightly threateningly, you know, kind of hang over your heads," "That was what William Shatner and Captain Kirk was," "I think, for many of us, though we would never have admitted it at the time," "Did you ever see the "Star Trek" I did?" "No," "Had you ever heard of me?" "Possibly," " Possibly not," " Possibly not," "That's a pretty nice-looking costume you have," "What, what era is that?" " Oh, my gosh!" " Oh, my gosh!" " What era is that?" " I'm a Tribble slayer," " You're a Tribble slayer?" " Yeah," " Wow," " Yeah," "Wish I were a Tribble," "Hey, everybody," "Imagine finding you here!" " How are you?" " Hi," "Hey!" " Back of my hand," " Hi there," "Can I just put a big heart?" "Doesn't recognize," "Jeri Ryan," "Listen, if I had to vote, she was the most beautiful girl on "Star Trek" I ever saw, ever," " Aw, you're so sweet," " Ever," "And you would know," " Mr, Shatner," " How are you?" "Holy cats, look at that, the pumpkin," "Holy crap, that's William Shatner," "Hey, how you doing?" "Oh, my God!" "I was this close!" "Do you believe this?" "The most beautiful girl in "Star Trek" is still selling," "Still selling," "You look beautiful," "Liz, is it okay if I kiss him?" " Yes, it's okay," " Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him," "It's okay," " Is your husband here?" " He is," " Where is he?" " Where's my sweetie?" "How are you?" "Hi, how are you?" "Oh, excuse me," " Sally Kellerman," " Yes," "The most beautiful girl who ever appeared on "Star Trek, "." "The real way to determine the success of the various captains in the "Star Trek" franchise is to see whose action figure is still available," "Now, we have Patrick Stewart here, so Patrick is a very popular and very wonderful captain, but how popular could he be?" "'Cause you can still find his figure," "Is Captain Kirk here?" "Did we see a," "Did we see a, um," "Apparently, um, this is very exciting news for you, Bill," "You're sold out," "During the shooting, y'know, the audience doesn't... isn't quite aware as you and I are that the hours are so overwhelming," "Yeah," "Minimal 12-hour day and most of the days longer than that and then you've got publicity and interviews and rewrites and other things to do having to do with production, that the end of the week, you're exhausted," "You only get enough rest on the weekends sometimes if you're not traveling someplace and then you're back again doing it for 40 weeks," "So the working actor, if he knows anything, is not complaining, but it's overwhelming, and no time for relationships of any kind, including your family," " Did you find that?" " Yeah, very much so," "Not as much in "Enterprise,"" "but when I did "Quantum Leap" years ago, it was..." "That was a marathon," "I liken that to a marathon, to try to get to the end of the season," "I had five days off in 4!" "_z years when I wasn't on the set, from first shot to last shot," "Did it affect your relationships?" " Absolutely, absolutely," " Did it affect your marriage?" " Absolutely, absolutely," " How badly?" "How bad?" " Well, that marriage ended," " Right," " So did mine," " And that was really a..." "It wasn't a direct product of it, but it was..." "it certainly fed into it," "So you're working all these hours and your wife is waiting at home, and she says, "Will you be home for dinner?"" "And you say, "Yes, dear, we're on our last scene, should be done by 6:30,"." "This is like bad... bad memories, we all have 'em," "It's just like," "And then the camera breaks down and 6:30 becomes 9:30," "Yeah, yeah," "And you get home at 9:30, she says, "I thought you were gonna be here at 6:30," "Where were you?"" "So I thought, what do you mean, where was I?" "I was pacing back and forth, just like, I gotta get home for 6:30" " and they say you can't leave," " Yeah," " What..." "Tell me, describe..." " Did you have kids during..." " Oh, yeah, I had..." " Did you have kids yet?" "I have three children and all three children were born in that period of time," "Yeah, yeah," "I only had a daughter at the time and then my second child was born during... during the time, and part of the goal was to get home for dinner and also to see your kid before they went to bed," "Yes," "And, you know, about a year into it, after we kinda figured out what it was, and I was a new actor, I didn't have any kind of cache, so I couldn't say, I want this time off," "I don't want to work these nights," "I don't want to get forced..." "I don't want to have any forced calls, you can't do this," "I just said, whatever..." "You know, I'm there," "Whenever you need me, I'm there," "You're an actor trying to make a living, you're..." "Yes," "You have the potential for making a good living, save this money from "Quantum Leap"" "and you may not have any worries, at least "not how to pay the rent" worries," "Unless you get divorced and give half of it away," "I'm glad to meet ya," "And retire," " Yes?" " Yes, right there," " Exact same history," " Really?" "Of, I was never there, Star..." "This, for me, was "Star Trek,"" "I'm "Star Trekking" and I'm getting home the same hours you were talking about, and my wife says, "This isn't working out, "." "And I've got three kids, and it didn't work out and we did get a divorce and I found myself broke," "I remember once sitting around a dinner table and hearing colleagues, actors, directors, and hearing one of them say," ""I love my job, but my family always come first for me, always, "." "And a voice inside my head said, "Not me, "." "Wow," "I can say that now because I've discussed that," "I've talked about this with them, and they know about..." "My son, of course, is now an actor, but that was my life, my work, and still is, essentially," "Are you lonely?" "Never," "You're never lonely?" "I've always been content with my own company," " Really," " Even when others weren't," "What's it feel like to be divorced?" "I have two major regrets in my life, and they're both to do with the failure of..." "My failure in my marriages," "How I behaved, what I did, um," ", can't be corrected and," "guilt, I think, has gone, but regret remains, and I have that very strongly," "And it is kind of handicapped me a little bit," "I've been married twice, divorced twice," "I don't know that I could possibly do it again," "You know, I'm the only female captain on this franchise called "Star Trek, "." "And I think that the great difference is I..." "The female is hardwired, once she has her young, to take care of them and to raise them and I couldn't do it well," "You know, there were 16-18-hour days on that set for seven years," "And I had two little kids, and believe me, Bill Shatner, they resented it," "And to this day, they never watched it, they disdained it, they had nothing but dripping contempt for it, and I don't blame them, so the woman cannot have it all, but I've watched you guys and you guys can," " So," " Mm-hmm," "Brings me to the meat, the heart of what I want to talk to about," "How can you be a starship captain, a real starship..." "How can you be a naval captain going off," " To the Delta quadrant, - ...to the Delta quadrant," "Yeah," ", and have all those hormonal things rage?" "How can you be Secretary of State?" "It's very hard," "Well, "hard" isn't nebulous," "Isn't it impossible to have the same objectivity that a man has?" " Yes, of course it is," " Ah, you admitted that," "It's impossible to have the same gender," "I mean, I'm a woman, you're a man," "Right, so it's quite different," "It's absolutely different," "To be a leader, a woman leader, that's quite different from a man leader," "There's no question about it," "Now, I'll sit back and look at Mrs, Albright and Secretary Clinton and I'll say to myself, how do they do it?" "But I asked myself the same question," "It's just diabolically difficult," "Now, they're both at an age where they've let..." "The rest of the hard work is gone, the kids are up, right?" "But the lack of hormones is raging there as well," "I mean, it never stops," "It doesn't stop," " No," " So," "This could be unanswerable," "No, it has an answer," "But..." "You have an answer for it," "Well, you have an answer," "I would apply this..." "Let me apply it to myself as an actor and not as a, a politician or anything else, because I couldn't speak for those woman," "I would say, this being the second-oldest profession, it's all right to be an actress, but it's not as kind as it was even 200 years ago when you were allowed to bring your children with you" "to the theater, when children were a part of your life," "Now everything is severely compartmentalized, and you know Hollywood better, much better than I do," "It's tough," "It's a boy's club out there and they're very tough," "You play by their rules and you must subscribe to them, so that doesn't have any..." "See, that sounds very politically interesting, what you said, but it doesn't make any sense," "What do you mean you play by their rules?" "You have to appear at 6:00 in the morning and be ready with your lines and say the words and be there 'til the end of shooting," "Right," "That could be, 8:00, 9:00, 10:00..." "You and I have worked 'til 12:00, 2:00," " 4:00 in the morning," " That's correct," "To complete the day's work on a friday, especially," "That's right..." "Then you're wrecked for the weekend," "That's right, you're wrecked," "You gotta sleep all day Saturday," "But you're not wrecked, 'cause the minute you get home at 5:00, you've got two hours before those kids" " are jumping on your bed," " Right," "Now, as a man, I suppose you have the license or the opportunity at any rate, to say, go to your mother," "But if you're a single mother, which I was, with your two little children, you get up," "So what do you..." " Now..." " You get up," "Okay, so I have just come from, in the sequence of activity that I'm doing," "I've just come from England with Patrick," " I know you have," " Flown..." "I'm in jet lag, okay?" "I've survived because I don't have any kids with me, my wife and I stayed in the room, we rested, have gone... and I am..." "I am energized to talk to you," " But if I were jet-lagged," " And you look very dapper," " Thank you," " And let's be frank," "Liz looks after you a little bit, does she not?" " That's right, absolutely," " I don't have anybody looking after me," "My wife looks after me," "You don't have anybody looking after you," "Of course I don't, I never did," "And you were looking after your kids by yourself," " That's right," " How do you..." "It's impossible to do," "It is impossible, but it's not..." "Obviously not impossible, I did it," "Well... no, no, it is impossible to do, so how did you do it?" "I didn't," "I'm afraid I didn't do parts of either thing very well," "I didn't reach the excellence I could have reached had I had a little more rest, a little more help, and I'll have to live with that myself, but I did the very best..." "The excellence with the children or with the role?" " Absolutely, my motherhood," " And what about the role?" "What about Janeway?" "Well, you know, my pride, my ego is very substantial, so I never gave her less than I would say 95 % but there were days when there was absolute exhaustion," "There were days when my kids were suffering, and, you know, you can't walk off a set," "You know that better than anybody," "There's no way they're gonna let you go, so the preoccupation with your children's pain is enormous, and add to that eight pages of "techno-babble"" "that you've got to execute by 2:00 in the morning and you can't get to the phone because they don't let you..." "It's... it's... it's very hard," " Did you lose family time?" " Of course," " Did it hurt?" " Of course," "But how much harm was suffered..." "Well, you know, you have to ask them, because the attendant... the attendant of the movement of time, you know, for us all," "You know, there it is," "There's the one..." "the one hand or the other," "I mean, who knows, therefore?" "You know, in retrospect, you know, I mean, you could do it that way," "Say, oh, I should have done this as opposed..." "I mean, who knows?" "I mean, so... so... so I hold fast to what I've chosen to do and I'm not apologizing for that, but the attendant toll taken on family and all of that, it's..." "That's it," "What do you mean, that's it?" " That's profound," " Hey, man, that's it," " That was terrible," " It's true, baby," "That was terrible," "Well, it's not terrible or not terrible," "Well, you suffered, you suffered," "It's true, it's true, they suffered," " You suffered," " It's true," " But you suffered as well," " Now, watch..." "Well, if they suffered, didn't you suffer?" " Watch what I'm saying to you," " I'm listening," "It's true, it's not terrible or not, it's true," "You know, the toll... the toll on people, you can't get it back," "I mean, no matter what," "I mean, whether the decision to make..." "You know, to do a thing or not to do a thing..." "You know what I'm talking about," "Yes, I do," "Did you discuss this with Vicki like this or did you..." "She knows, of course," "I'll move," "Whether we survive it is still extent, isn't it?" "Whether we survive all of the sum..." "The killing of the effects of life," "Yeah, that living, baby," "Like you," " What's different?" " The same," "This is 50-something years later and I'm, an old man, reminiscing about a kid, who was so afraid," "I was afraid of the future," "I was afraid of my fellow actors," "I was afraid of not being good enough," "I didn't realize it then, but I'm starting to realize it now, I..." "God, I come from such a sense of inferiority," "I'd been asked to come to Stratford because I'd been playing in professional theater in Ottawa, and so I came to this tent that was erected over a hole in the ground," "This was Stratford Theatre," "We were all there, the acting company waiting for Tyrone Guthrie," "Iegendary English producer/director," "And I'd come to his attention because" "I had understudied Chris Plummer in "Henry V, "." "Chris, about two weeks into the run got sick for one day and they asked me if I could go on, and I went on," "I got lucky, it went well, and then I got good notices and my name became known a little bit at Stratford," "But this was a time of great ferment for me," "I didn't know whether I could make it as an actor," "I get to meet my old friend Chris Plummer on the stage at Stratford," "He might not have been a captain, but he was a general," "Coming to Los Angeles to do "Star Trek,"" "do you recall telling anybody and... and any reaction you had?" "Yes, I wanted to keep it quiet," "You told no one," "I said, listen..." "Well, no, I said I'm in LA for tests," "No, I'm joking," "No, I was very proud of it," "I told everybody," "I went on and on saying that you realized you couldn't go on with your career without hiring me," "Chang," "Can you see me?" "Oh now, be honest, Captain," "Warrior to warrior," "Chang was an integral part of "Star Trek,"" "a character that the fans, as I understand it," "Yes, well, you know," "I was a serious Trekkie when it first came out," " No, I didn't know that," " You didn't know that," "No," "But I was, in the early '60s when it began," " Yeah," " Wasn't it the early '60s?" " Yeah, middle '60s, yeah," " Middle," "And I'm... but I was living in England all through the '60s, but I watched you on television," "Oh, for gosh sakes," "Over and over again, I became a complete Trekkie, so when you asked me, 100 years later to play in this very witty "Star Trek VI,"" "I played this..." "I think the only Klingon that didn't have a hairpiece and I had this sort of blind eye and this eye patch with a nail through it," "I looked a bit like Moshe Dayan in heat," " In heat," " Yes," "And I had the most marvelous time playing with you guys again and everybody seemed to be a Canadian on that show," "That was right," "We larded it with the finest talent in the world, who just happen to be Canadian," "Of course," "The line that stayed with me was, that you should read Shakespeare in the original Klingon," "If you tickle us, do we not laugh?" "Prick us, do we not bleed?" "Wrong us, shall we not revenge?" "I think it was something like, you haven't heard Shakespeare until you've heard it in the original Klingon," "And sitting here in a seat of Shakespeare's, it's really funny," "It strikes a chord," "Was Chang a challenge?" " Yes, yes," " How so?" "Well, for the..." "It was a challenge to begin with because I didn't want to look like every other Klingon that had ever walked with..." "The omelet," "With the massive head and the massive brow," " Right, right," " I thought that..." "And we had..." "We ran into big difficulty, because, of course, isn't it..." "Isn't there a language already in Washington?" "Yeah, a guy invented the Klingon language," "Yes," "And it's... it's been certified and it's been recognized as a language," " Dead or alive," " Oh, my gosh," "And so I got a lot of flak," "A lot of people were saying, no, no, no, no, no," "You've got to have all this, 'cause it's traditional, we can't walk away," " finally, Nicholas..." " Nick Meyer, yeah," "Nick Meyer, who wrote that very witty tongue-in-cheek script, he stood up for me and..." "I didn't come to you because I thought, you know, Bill's not gonna help at all," "So at least the director stood up for me and I got my way," "I didn't have the long hair," " The omelet," " I looked..." "Yeah," "To be or not to be," "I'm a native of the planet Risa which was the planet that everybody went on vacation when they had time off," "It was the spring break planet," "Yes, basically," " Spring break planet," " Risans gone wild," " Yes," " Woo!" "From TOS to TNG to DS9 to Voyager, it's pretty much also inspired my life," "I study mechanical engineering," "The next generation right here," "I've always been a "Star Trek" fan," "Humanity has settled its differences with each other and that's what I really would like to..." "I'd like to live," "Well, he is about the most ultimate "Star Trek" fan that every lived," "He came from Albuquerque and had..." "Drove up 12 hours, so..." "In a van, and it was quite a... quite a difficult trip for him, but it's worth it," "He's had like two hours of sleep," "He doesn't care," "It helps his mind, he says," "It's, I think, something that's positive and creative and it brings a lot of meaning to him," "for a long time," "Bill had no interest in going to the conventions," "He and Leonard both had issues with getting away from that character, only being identified with one role," "They were actors, they wanted people to appreciate their ability for other things, not just for the one character they'd played," "They finally did a convention in New York in 1976," "He was very nervous," "I don't think he realized what it would be like to get on stage and have, in this case, thousands of people who absolutely adored him, just that love that hits you when you get on that stage" "and he started going to conventions after that," "Um," "I'm doing a documentary called "The Captains, "." "Avery Brooks," "What a great guy," "But he's kinda out there," "He's doing jazz things in his head," "Captain," "Avery, are you there?" "Yes, I'm here," "And that phony accent that Patrick Stewart puts on," "I had the best time with Patrick at his house," "It was..." "He's got a great house in the country," "Can't tell you where, can't even tell you which country!" "Kate Mulgrew in New York," "So she's on her way down to the location and I sat in a packing box and people start passing by and they're looking at me, and I'm in the..." "I'm like a homeless guy in a packing box," "Isn't that Captain Kirk in there?" "What's he doing?" "Yes!" "What's your favorite dramatic scream, Spock or Khan?" "You gotta help me," "Scream Spock like I did," "Spooock!" "Okay," "Now scream "Khan" like I did," "Khaaan!" "That's pretty good, kid," "Which is my favorite scream?" "Screams of ecstasy, but you wouldn't know about that," "Goodbye, goodbye," "You don't mind, do you?" "Oh, mind, my friend?" "My dear friend," "I love you so much," "But..." "And you know it's mutual," " I know," " I know," "Where are we going now?" "You have a backstage meet-and-greet..." "A backstage meet-and-greet," " How are you?" " Fine, how are you?" "What's your name?" "My name's Dawn, I met you in San francisco," "I recognized your pretty face, Dawn," " Thank you," " Hi," " Hi, I'm Debra," " Hi, Debra, how are you?" "Pleasure to see you," "Hi, how are you?" ", she told me a lot about you," "Really?" "Pleasure to see you," "I'm Amy, it's nice to meet you," "Hello, Amy, pleasure to meet you," "Hi, Blair, nice to meet you," "Blair, nice to see you," "Andy, nice to see you," "Hi, Scott, how are you?" " Pleasure to meet you," " Pleasure to meet you," "Hi there," "How are you today?" "William Shatner, this is Captain Dave," "Hi, Captain Dave," "How are you?" " He's one of your biggest fans," " It's a pleasure to see you," "How are you?" " He's speaking now," " There you go," "I understand you're fine," "Are you excited?" "That a boy," "It's good to see you," "Are you having fun?" "Must be quite an experience, huh?" "It's good to see you," "Take care of yourself," "So I am on this Bombardier airplane and I'm watching for the first time, you," "I'm looking at the dignity and the seriousness and the application of your talent to this role, and I'm thinking, this is really good," "And I know the quality of your talent," "I've recognized a long time ago what a fine actor you are, and then I plumbed a note inside me that I want to talked to you about, and that's this," "When I did Captain Kirk and we opened up in the first season, the notices were not particularly good about the show and not particularly good for me," "Whatever they said about me was not as laudatory as it had in the past and what I was able to get sometimes in the future," "In fact, Leonard Nimoy, who played Mr, Spock so well, so uniquely, that although he didn't have spectacular things to do, that we would think of for an actor, he played the thing so differently," "that it caught the attention of people and the critics and he had a nomination for an Emmy and none of that came my way," "Then as the show continued, I would get things like," ""Hey, beam me up, Scotty!"" "A sort of, what had seemed to me as sort of derisive tone," "And then when the..." "my series was over and a few years later, there began conventions," "I was asked to do the first convention, and I thought, I'm not gonna do a convention with all those people in costumes and makeup and all this, and then after a few conventions," "15,000 people would attend," "And I thought, well, 15,000 people," "I guess you can't ignore that," "So I went on and I would do these conventions and there'd be all these people in wardrobe and costume and, "What's it like to be Captain Kirk?"" "and, "Yay, Captain, "." "You know, they're taking me as Captain Kirk, and I'm not Captain Kirk, I'm William Shatner," "More, and I think the right word is "derisive,"" "I realized on that airplane that I was slightly embarrassed about playing Captain Kirk," "I never thought of it in that way, but I thought, all these people that would come up to me and one who came up to me in Toronto when we landed to pick up Canadian crew, the head of Bombardier said what a fan he was of me" "and that he had become an aeronautical engineer because of what..." "of my appeal to him, and as I know and I want to hear about it, so many people have come up and said my life has changed as a result of seeing your work, and what I have done always in the past" "was go, "Oh, yeah,"" "I'd say to myself, "Yeah, right," "Not really,"" "I mean, you're... you're..." "I'm part of this Hollywood mystique, you guys think... and you think I affected you, but not really," "I would deny it, even if I didn't so in front of them," ""Yeah, sure, ."" "And for the first time, when..." "when the head of... the CO of Bombardier, said, "I was affected, "." "The first time, because I'm doing research on you," "I looked at him and I thought, is it possible that what I did all those years ago really did affect him?" "I was in denial and I was in a sort of derisive feeling about Captain Kirk until I saw you play Captain Picard, and I thought, you've brought all your talents, all your excellence, all your gravitas to the part" "and then your statement in which you said all the kings and emperors and romantic parts that you have played classically and elsewhere all have led up to playing Captain Picard," "But I, too, have played classical roles and been in wonderful productions and I never thought of it quite that way, that the way Captain Kirk changed my life," "I never quite thought of it that way until this epiphany" "I've had as a result of doing the research on you," "How extraordinary," "How extraordinary," "I have so many observations about what you've been saying," "There are many places in which our careers and our lives and work overlap," "Tremendous amount," "I don't believe this is coincidence," "I think Gene Roddenberry sometimes knew exactly what he was doing and sometimes was just working on instinct, when he cast you, when, very improbably, he cast me," "And the story about all my work prior to "Star Trek"" "being nothing but a preparation for sitting in the captain's chair of the Enterprise," "I said this very early in the first season when we were doing a lot of press and I found myself being asked questions or listening to comments that were ever so gently, ever so subtly implying that given my past, my history as an actor," "wasn't I just slumming a little bit now?" "You know, hadn't this just taken a little bit of a downward..." "I was so offended by these suggestions, because you know how hard we worked on those shows, the hours that we put in, that everybody put in," "If I filled that chair at all well, if I had any authority on the bridge or on an alien planet, it was because of what I'd done before that gave me that confidence and assurance, and I think thoughtfulness about the work," "And very early on," "I remember in a conversation with Jonathan frakes," "Commander Riker, saying I'm going to do the best work in this syndicated science-fiction television show that I can possibly do," "Who am I to argue with the Captain of the Enterprise?" "What's the name of that planet, Veridian III?" "Yes," "I take it the odds are against us and the situation is grim," "You could say that," "Sounds like fun," "You applied all your skills without any sense of it being less than demanding, everything you had," "I don't mean that when I was shooting, that I didn't do anything less than my best," "I was coming from a more emotional point of view," "I think, and that I was trying to generate as much, emotion within what was written, to extract as much juice out of it as possible, that I, when I look at some of the things I did, I..." ""What was I..." "Why wasn't I more diffident about that?"" "Instead of trying to extract every moment of drama out of it," "But there's one difference that separates the two of us," "We have all of these similarities," "You were creating a show," "We were developing that creation of yours," "The passion..." "You see, it's so good you talked about the passion that you put into it," "My passion was of a different nature from yours as Captain Kirk," "You were setting the style, the form, the shape, the quality of the energy of that series," "I finally realized that it wasn't Starfleet" "I wanted to get away from," "I was trying to accept the pain I felt after my wife's death," "I thought I could take the uniform, wrap it around that pain and toss them both away, but it doesn't work like that," "Running may help for a little while, but sooner or later, the pain catches up with you," "And the only way to get rid of it is to stand your ground and face it," "from God to you," "Through to me," "What happens when you die?" "Tell me," "Wish I knew," "Do you have a thought?" "It could be good, it could be bad," "That makes me smile," "I wish I knew," "Well, what's your feeling about life and death?" " What's your feeling?" " Well, I don't think..." "I think we're just..." "these are just... the bodies are just temporal and another word that you and I can use, but, you know, we're not our bodies," " We're..." " Are we?" " We have a soul?" " I think so, I think so," "And does that soul go someplace?" " I think so," " Like where?" " I think it's all around us," " Yeah?" "It's not in a pearly gate or..." "No, no," "But the souls, the essence of the lives that have been before are around us," "Always, always," "And so there's... so..." "And do they have an influence?" " Oh, absolutely," " And helping guide," "Yeah, sure," "So you don't think in terms of life and death?" "I don't, I think about it in terms..." "You know, for other people, but I think..." "I'm so... the more we're..." "The longer I'm here and the more I see, the less I think about that because so many people don't get it as long as I've had, so many people don't have as much as I have," "and so I think as you get older, you know, people always talk about perspective, but I think you get more grateful," "Mr, Shatner, you are well-traveled, well-read," "You've loved often and well," "You've experienced a great deal of grief and probably no end of problems that none of us will ever know, so I have to conclude that you're an examined person, so I want you to really answer this question," "When you die, do you believe that there is a life after that or do you believe that it is ashes to ashes, dust to dust?" "When I had to play the death of Captain Kirk, the night before, I said to myself," "I have to look at the moment of death, how will I feel?" "And so I imagined myself on the threshold," "I fainted once when I drank a cold beer after a hot workout and I went out..." " How typical of you," " And I went out," "I chug-a-lugged a cold beer, and sooner or later" "I passed out, and I was... 20 seconds later, I was going, what happened?" "But I remember the closing in," "Yes," "The "iris-ing" in of my feeling," "And like how they're..." "Holy cow," "Zoom... and I was out," "So what is that moment of death?" "Where is that margin that you say I'm alive and I'm dying?" "I'm dead," "I had to imagine that," "Then, I had to characterize it by what would Captain Kirk do," "So there's two answers here," "One is, the death of Captain Kirk," "I imagined Kirk with a lifetime of looking at the..." "The alien," " The alien coming towards you," " Right, right, right," "And instead of fear, I always play, wow, look at that!" "Oh, his giant teeth is coming towards me, that sort of thing, awe and wonder," "I figured Kirk would look at the moment of death and go," ""Oh, my, ."" "It was," ", fun," "Oh, my," "I'm frightened of death, I'm scared," " Are you?" " Yeah," "I thrust it out of my mind and probably by the dint of work 'cause I know death is over my shoulder, by the dint of work that I'm doing, I'm alive," "By the passion I feel for my wife, I'm alive, by my family affairs, I hold them so close," "I'm alive," "But death is right there," "And I'm fearful, I'm panicked, I'm..." "What are you fearful of?" "Losing all this," "Now you're out there, you finished "Star Trek" and you leave," " Where do you go?" " Here," "Did you know you were coming here?" "Yeah, I have nowhere else to go," "I have nowhere else to go," "You know when people say, "Oh, what are you doing now?"" "Well, I mean, what I'm doing always," "I'm right here," "Here you are" "At home" "So happy" "And yet you yearn" "For more" "What do you yearn for?" "What do you want?" "What's life" "Going to tell you?" "You look at me" "And wonder" "You see?" "You look at me and," " Think." " No," "Doubt Yeah," "Look at me" "And wonder" "Will the flame" "Go out," "No." "No, no, no," "That flame is there" "No one is sure" "Of sunshine" "No one is sure of rain" "Yes!" "All we know" "But my love" "For you" "Will always" "Be there" "Will linger" "On" "And on" "And on" "All I know is that," "I have found, a greater peace, a greater tranquility, a truer sense of who I am and why I'm here on stage or in front of a camera than I find in life," "Not fame, not money, not even the craft itself is more important to me than the people that I love," "And that's where I've come to," "I suppose that was always me, but it takes some years of feeling, the deep strains of love," "It's the only mystery that... that is infinitely important," "No, it's this thing about the freedom of how we conceive, how we perceive each other, the world, the possibility of things," "I've always wanted to believe, so when they present something like." ""Quantum Leap" to me, or time travel," "I want to believe that," "I want to believe that we can do that, because I know that we can split the atom and move it from one side of a cement block to the other side of it and put it back together again," "so theoretically, we can do that," "So I'm on board, I'm there," "And when I see..." "When your guys' show is on and I'm looking at you guys flying," "I'm thinking, we're gonna be able to do that someday," "It was one of the best experiences of my life," "I met some of the closest friends that I think I'll ever have," "It certainly changed the trajectory of my career, but fundamentally, and I think what acting is all about and what you've shown a great deal of, especially with "Boston Legal," is a sense of humor," "There's a fun, there's a joy," "I know, that if it were all to end, this evening, everything," "I would be largely known for my work on "Star Trek,"" "I would be Captain Picard," "Not Macbeth, not King Lear, not Shakespeare, any of those things, but Captain Picard," "And I am absolutely fine with that," "Wow, fine," "In this instant, for you to have said that, here's the gift you've given me," "I've made this long journey from Los Angeles to London to talk to you and the gift I've got is my realization that I too would feel the same way if they say, "That was Captain Kirk, "." "All of the sudden," "I've suddenly had a release to say," "I'm happy with that, why not?" "Great character, long-lived, 45 years later, people are still talking about Captain..." "Who does that?" " Unprecedented," " Unprecedented," "So what if they say, "Beam me up, Scotty"?" "Yeah, yeah," ""If I could I would," should be my answer," "So, Scotty, wherever you are, it's okay to beam me up," "But not yet!"

"Make it stop!" "Make it stop!" "Aaaah!" "Let me out!" "I won't die in here!" "You hear me?" "!" "Aah!" "Help me!" "Help!" "Help me!" "Is he, like, homeless or something?" "Not anymore." "You all right, man?" "I was this close with Ashleigh Berkowitz, man." "You and berserkertits?" "Yeah." "Until this happened." "Man, I want them out of the house first thing tomorrow." "The entire experiment?" "Yeah, move them to the psych building." "Come on." "Let's go." "So, Boston PD took this as part of an investigation?" "More like that was the investigation." "How do you mean?" "Their whole attitude was when a homeless man dies in a river, it's not a crime -- it's a heart attack." "I had to pay for the autopsy myself." "And?" "Heart attack." "Miss Schaevel, I'm sorry for your loss, but this is really not the sort of thing -- they moved his body." "Look." "This is a call for volunteers to participate in experiments studying the sleep patterns of people with post-traumatic stress disorder." "Your dad had PTSD?" "You know, just a little something to remember Vietnam by." "That's where he was when he died." "Look, you have to understand, these university experiments are run by undergrads." "I mean, kids -- literally." "Okay, so y-y-you're saying that you think your dad died, the kids panicked, they tried to hide his body." "I think that they thought that because he was homeless, nobody would notice, I mean, much less care." "I mean, help me prove them wrong." "I thought what you guys did was help people when nobody else would." "Travis Zilgram." "He's a 22-year-old senior with a concentration in psychology." "Now, the experiment seems to be his honors thesis, and it's a sleep study on patients with PTSD." "Until recently, they held these experiments in, like, a private farm facility, but after Schaevel's death, they moved it here, to the basement of the university psychology building." "Now, most people would dive into the question of, why did they move?" "I, however, am not most people." "You want to skip the "behold my genius" part and just tell us what you found?" "All right, all right, look." "In addition to studying psychology," "Travis also serves as the student president of the order of the 206." "Part fraternity, part secret society, it was originally formed in 1874 by a group of university physicians and Shakespearean scholars." ""206" refers to the number of bones in the human body, which is why they refer to each other as Dustmen." ""Titus Andronicus."" " Yeah." " "I will grind your bones into dust and, with your blood and it, make a paste."" "Mm." "Clever." "C-creepy." "It's creepy." "It's not as creepy as the number of Dustmen that hold high positions in intelligence agencies around the world." "You got CIA, MI6, NSA, Mossad." "It's a feeder fraternity for spies." "Well, the file that the Boston PD had on Shaevel's death was closed within an hour and sealed by a federal order." "Somebody with a lot of juice is protecting Zilgram." "Dustmen take care of one another." "Yeah, but which Dustmen?" "What are they protecting?" "Well, why don't we just try asking, for a change?" "Hello." "Yeah." "Travis Zilgram, please." "I'm on hold." " This the one?" " Yep." "Subject has been awake for 72 hours." "I was gonna give him a couple more and then send him to you." "Three days." "We've got it pretty loud in there." "Would you like to hear?" "Nah." "Plus, it's very cold." "That seems to be the magic recipe." "Temperature near zero, volume 90 decibels, and just let them bake for two to three days." "And they do all this for, what, 50 bucks a day?" "Well, when you're homeless and hungry, you'd do anything for 50 bucks a day." "Look, your job is to break them." "Let me worry about how to soften them up for you." "Yo, Trav." "Phone." "Zilgram here." "Who's this?" "Who am I?" "I'm the cop holding a warrant with your name on it." "That case is closed." "Nice try." "Well, I got it reopened." "Merry Christmas, mother" "He hung up." "Shocking." "Yeah, hi." "Uh, Mr. Conrad, please." "This is Travis Zilgram." "Safe to assume Zilgram's on the move?" "Ever been quail hunting, Hardison?" " Do I look like I go quail hunting?" " Ask him something like, you ever played a video game where you go quail hunting?" "You see, the birds, understandably -- they don't like to be shot." "So they hide in the bushes." "When you hunt, you have to beat the bushes with a stick." "That way, you scare the birds into the sky, and there's a man waiting there with a gun and good aim, and he picks them off." "That is seriously messed up." "Why would y'all tell me something like that?" "Why do you know that?" "Okay, Sophie, Eliot, go to Boston PD, try to get in a little trouble." " Hardison, you're with me." " Where we going?" " Quail hunting." " Obviously." "Yeah, she's not gonna settle for anything under $30,000 in case you do not close this deal." "I got to call you back." "You the ones requesting the records on the Schaevel death?" "Guilty as charged." "Carla Crim." " That's Carla Crim." " Novelist, true crime variety." "Yeah, well, those records you requested -- sealed by a federal order." " No idea what that means." " She doesn't." "I live in a monarchy." "It means in this country, politics trumps justice every time." "But you think there was a case." " Oh." " A rookie on his first day could have told you that body was dumped." "And generally, people don't move a body unless they got something to hide." "I-I'm sorry." "You came a long way." "Wish I had something more to give you." "What if I want to get to know you better?" "Maybe... take you to dinner, you know, talk shop, exchange certain things unofficially?" "To anybody who knows me, it's probably best if she calls me." "Oh?" "Uh..." "Ohh." "Guess I accidentally left that file behind." "I'll be back in five minutes." "Kid's making me nervous." "He's not doing anything." "Yeah, but that's my point, you know?" "I mean, he should be panicking, and he's not." "He's just a kid, Nate." "How bad could it get?" "How many grown men said that about you while you were raining digital fire down on their lives?" "Now I'm nervous." "What?" "I'm getting some weird feedback." "It's like a -- like a whumpa-whumpa." "Wait." "What do you mean?" "What kind of whumpa-whumpa?" "I mean, how many kinds are there?" "There's seven of them." "Is it whumpa-pop whumpa-pop?" " Are you being serious right now?" " Hardison!" "It's like a-a whumpa-tink whumpa-tink." "All right, Nate." "You need to get out of there." "Yeah, well, it's too late." "Nate, who do you think that is?" "The CIA." "You know him?" "I know the type." "Dangerous." "My contact in MI6 is gone AWOL, so he's off the list... you" "You -- are you just check -- you're checking out my " " No." " Wow." "What?" "He's got to be pretty high on the list." "Aren't that many people anymore in the CIA that rate heli-transport." "Well, whoever he is, he's not afraid to take risks." "I told you, they take this Dustman stuff pretty seriously." "All right, what's the point of secret societies?" "Why do we form them?" "What's their function?" "Keep secrets." "Unh-unh." "No, no, no." "To tell secrets." "So, if we want Zilgram's secrets, we need to become the people he tells them to." "How do we do that?" "Well, not we -- you." "Nate, he's here." "Just can't sit close." "Well, fortunately, nothing brings people together faster than a common enemy." "Who's the common enemy?" "Who do you think?" "Hello." "My name is Dr. McClure, and I'm visiting from Holyoke." "Dr. Bennett is feeling a little under the weather today." "Heh." "Since this is a game-theory class," "I thought we'd start by, uh, by playing a game." "How about you?" "Do you want -- do you want to play?" " Uh, sure." " Great." "I need you to come up here." "There's a lot of security here." "Yeah, it's there to protect your privacy." "So, what year are you?" "Freshmore -- man." "First one, first year." "Yeah." " Nervous?" " Uh-huh." "Well, don't be." "We treat our volunteers very well." "Follow me." "Downstairs is restricted." "Now, Mr. Zilgram is sitting in this chair because he's a very bad man." "Well, it's true." "I am." "You committed a crime." "And maybe it was an accident, but someone died." "It was your fault." "And you got away with it." "Not really." "No, he didn't get away with it because, for the purposes of our game, sitting in that chair means that Mr. Zilgram has been arrested." "Okay?" "You had an accomplice." "Now, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told him." "If you rat out your friend," "I'll make sure you get a lighter prison sentence." "Now, the way we play this game is very simple." "You tell me whether or not you will do that, and I'll tell you whether you won or lost." "Well, I won't do it." "Why not?" "'Cause I'm not a snitch." "So you're saying you're irrational?" "No." "Then you're stupid." "'Cause he's gonna betray you 'cause that's what's in his best interest." "That's what he's gonna do." "What you're gonna do is, you're gonna go to jail for a very long time." "You will, you know." "So what we're doing here is " "I have just, uh, demonstrated -- is a classic form of prisoner's dilemma." "And what I'm gonna prove today, mathematically, is that in this situation, it's always best to betray your accomplice." "Give that man an award." "Bravo." "Bravo, sir." "Please stop." "I can't take no more." "Seriously, stop." "The problem with classic PD is that it doesn't take into account" "Hofstadter's theory of superrationality." " Hofstadter's theory was" " It was first paper in JIGT six months ago." "Or do you not get the peer-reviewed journals at your school?" "You know what?" "Y-you probably don't." "My bad." "Thing is -- that little one-act, it might impress the folks at Holyoke, but this ain't Holyoke, brother." "Quiet, everybody." "Quiet." "Hey!" "Hey, man, wait up." "You bodied that fool back there." "Yeah, a little bit, right?" "Where'd you learn all that?" "I just made it up." "Are you serious?" " Yeah." " Why?" "Because, man... screw that guy." "That's why." "Nice." "Come on." "Are you kidding me?" "!" "Damn it!" "Hey, let me see that." "And your license." "Okay, if I just spoof this thing right here... wrap a dot host inside this thing right here... and we have... a convoy." "Like it never happened." "For real?" "Yeah." "So, you're some kind of genius, huh?" "Maybe." "That's cool." "I'm super rich." "This afternoon, there's a party at our farmhouse -- hot chicks, cool guys." "You should come." "Yeah." "Sounds like a plan, man." "This is an experiment that tests how negative reinforcement affects learning." "On the other side of that mirror, we have a volunteer hooked up to a machine that can administer electric shocks." "This device signals the machine to shock the subject." "Shock ranges from very annoying to mildly painful but can't cause any serious damage to the volunteer." "So, now I'm gonna ask the subject a series of questions." "If he gets any of the questions wrong, what you do is use the device to -- okay." " Yeah, you should wait " " I didn't." " until I ask a question and then " " Oh." "if he gets the question wrong, you can use it." "Okay, yeah." "Just give it to me." "Give me the device." "Okay, I'm just gonna hang on to this while I read the instructions." ""Thank you for volunteering your time." " In this study, you will --"" " Ahh!" "Wha-- what?" "You obviously have it." " I don't have it." " Okay." "Give it to me." "You cle" " Oh." "This?" " Yeah." "Give it to me." "Come on." "G-give it to me." "Give it -- just give it to me." "Come on." "Don't touch me!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Take back the night!" "Soup is good food!" "Ooh-hoo!" "Okay." "We treat our volunteers very well." "Hey, you!" "Can I help you?" "Hi." "Ooh." "You don't remem-- sorry." "I thought you went to my gym." "No." "I mean, obviously, you go to a gym." " Ooh." " What, uh, you play ball?" "I play for the school." "Oh, yeah." "What number are you?" "My number's 42, baby, the real deal." "42." "That's the number of days I've been off my meds." "And counting." "See ya." "Call me." "Make it 43." "Look at this manifest." "Every single one of these volunteers has the same address." "It's a homeless shelter." "Well, it makes sense." "There's a lot of PTSD among the homeless." "Okay, so that's where they go to recruit when it's time to start a new trial." "When's the next one start?" "Couple of days." "What are you thinking?" "Well, while Hardison's waiting on his invite to the little sewing club," "I'll do what I do." "Whoa." "Whoa." "All right, if you'll selected, they'll hand you a pledge token." "You'll know when you see it." "Also, you need to be mingling." "I'm mingling." "With someone other than Parker." "They recruit the people they like." "This is -- it's a bad idea." "It's a real bad idea." " It's bad." " Hardison, relax." "You've pulled off a hundred cons." "Yeah, playing stereotypes, okay?" "Nigerian princes, Saudi billionaires," "British people -- no offense." "But look, Sophie, this is different, all right?" "I-I got to be me, but, like, cooler, and you can't fake cool." " Parker?" " Come on." "I don't " " I don't want to get up." "I don't " " I-I don't -- I don't want to get up." "No." "I know." "Remember the other night when you were playing with your pretend friends?" "They're real." "Look, they're -- they're not pretend." "They're just not in the same room with me." "They're an elf, a dwarf, and a thing with a tail." "I'm pretty sure they're pretend." "Remember when you took the thingy with the glowing thingy and then you used it to kill the guy who was on the shiny stuff and then also there was all this magic?" "I-I think so." "That was so cool." "I mean, how many people here are cool enough to kill the guy with the thing?" "Yeah, you know what?" "You're right." "That was pretty cool." "Yeah." "I'm gonna get our..." "That actually worked?" "No." "But the fact that she thought it would work -- that worked." "Bro, you been in the corner since you got here." " What's up?" " I'm chillin', man." "Look, if you're not having a good time, you don't need to stay." "Oh!" "That's probably my fault, huh?" "What?" "A guy can have his hands all over a girl, and he gets a medal for it!" "But when it's the other way around, oh, suddenly, I'm a slut." "Well, you know what?" "Fine!" "Yeah." "Take that." "Dude." "Nice." "R-real nice." "They're here." "Already recruiting." "There's three meals a day..." "Take your time." "Look for a way in." "Seat's taken." "I said, "seat's taken."" "Take it easy, all right?" "Don't do that." "Don't do that." "Don't touch my food." "I just got back from Iraq, and after what I've seen over there, if you think I won't take you down, then you're crazier than I am." "Army, right?" "Rangers?" "No." "Green berets." "Ho!" "Something like that." "How about you?" "Semper fi." "You know what it means?" "In English?" " Most people don't." " It means "always faithful."" "That's the promise a marine makes to his country." "They don't tell you it only goes one way." "If this country was known for keeping its promises, we wouldn't need marines, would we?" "You got that right, brother!" "You guys just got to fill this out..." "Hey, if I can get you in on something, you want to make a little money?" "And... boom." "All right." "There you go." "Record's clean." "But no more jaywalking, you mad, reckless son of a bitch." "Yo, Harry!" "HP." " Who's HP?" " 'Sup?" "It's, like, a nickname 'cause I'm like a wizard with computers." "Tomorrow morning, first thing." "Don't be late." "Nate..." "I'm in." "Come on, let's go, guys." "Nate, I'm in." "Look, let me just break it down for you." "You agree to participate in good faith, and, in exchange, we agree to provide" "3 squares, a bed, and 50 bucks a day." "$50?" "Now, this is, as they say, non-negotiable." "They had me at "food."" "Now, you will always have the right of walk-away." "No one will keep you here against your will." "If you do walk away, then you don't get paid." "The order of the 206 is not a fraternity." "It's a brotherhood." "The next seven days will be the worst of your life." "But if you make it through, then you're one of us." "Let's get started." " Down to your boxers!" " Get down!" "Strip!" "Let's go!" "Strip!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Ho-ho-ho!" "What the hell is this?" "!" "Ho-ho-ho!" "Are you kidding me?" "!" "Tighty whiteys, huh?" "Where's your self-respect?" " Get him out of here." " Let's go." "Move." "Better luck next year." "We're 30 seconds in, and you're already down one?" "!" "Oh, I'm gonna have the time of my life this week!" "On the other side of campus is the TSE plaque." "Run to the plaque, memorize it, and be back in less than an hour." " Go!" "Go!" "Go!" " Let's go!" "Move!" "Move!" " Get out of here!" " Go!" "Let's go!" "Do you know who I am?" "You're the guy in charge." "Do I look like a psychologist to you?" "No." "I'm here dancing for my food, just like you." "You've got your part to play, and I've got mine." "And what's your part?" "Inside that envelope is a word." "Go ahead." "Read it." "You and I are gonna play a game." "The rules are simple." "I'm gonna try to get you to tell me that word." "You are gonna do whatever it takes to keep it secret." "For every day you're successful, you'll earn another 100 bucks." "But if I learn that word before the end of the experiment, you get nothing." "I won't physically harm you, but other than that, any means necessary." "Do you really think promising not to hurt me is your best first move?" "Well, haven't you heard?" "Torture doesn't work." "Depends on the torture." "Depends on the man." "When do we start?" "We started as soon as you walked into this room." "Where have you been?" "Don't you eyeball me, leech." "I don't want you in my room any more than you want to be here." "So why don't you do us both a favor and tell me the word?" "'Cause if you make me work for this," "I'm not gonna send you home with your tail between your legs." "I'm gonna cut the damn thing off!" "I'm gonna break you into pieces!" "So we start tomorrow, then?" ""Here, said she, is your card, the drowned Phoenician sailor..."" "The sailor has eyes made of?" "Pearls." "The hanged man fears?" "Water." "The one-eyed man has how many staffs?" " None!" " Three!" "Ho-ho-ho." "Do it again!" "To the plaque and back!" "One hour!" "Come on, ladies!" "Let's do it!" "I said run!" "Nate, this experiment is not about sleep." "They got a professional interrogator in here." "I think they're trying to find new ways to break people." "They're not trying to cure PTSD!" "They're trying to cause it!" "How you holding up, Mac?" "No talking!" "And that is how you jailbreak a phone." "So, you have this dorm room all to yourself?" "Yeah." "Then do mine next, HP." "I got you." "I got you." "I said no talking!" "Get back in line!" "Don't think." "Just answer." "Fruity or acidic?" "Fruity." "Great." "One more time." "Gut reaction." "Dry or racy?" "Dry." "You ever count them?" "Counted what?" "You know." "The people you've killed?" "Give me a ballpark." "It's got to be a big number, right?" "You think asking me about my past is gonna open up old wounds?" "Maybe put me off balance a little?" "Make me easier to break?" "I'm just trying to get to know you better." "Why does that question make you so nervous?" "Is that what all this is for you?" "Are you trying to punish yourself for the things you've done?" "I think that's it." "I think the reason why you won't give me your word and walk out that door is 'cause you think you deserve to be here." "What do you want to know?" "Names?" "Dates?" "Locations?" "You want to know what food was on their breath?" "Their eyes -- what color their eyes were?" "You want to know the last words they spoke?" "You want to know which ones deserved it." "Or, better yet, the ones that didn't?" "Do you want to know which ones begged?" "Do you know why I remember these things?" "I don't know." "You don't know?" "'Cause I can't forget." "So there's nothing you can do, no punishment you can hand out that's worse than what I live with every day." "So, to answer your question, no." "No, I haven't counted." "I don't need to." "All right, we're -- we're done for the day." "He's the CIA guy from the chopper." "They call him Mr. Conrad." "He's definitely the one protecting Zilgram." "That's got to be our focus." "We got to find a way to make him believe that protecting Zilgram is not worth his trouble." "Won't be easy, Nate." "The Brotherhood Of Dust runs bone deep." "I'm so sleep-deprived, I'm starting to talk like them." "This rush week is torture." "What's that noise?" "That's my teeth chattering." "It's 20 degrees in here, but at least there's no music." "Don't worry about me, Hardison." "You got rush week to deal with." ""Black ops"?" ""Black ops"?" "Anyone?" "Clan match against Phi Kappa Gamma tonight." "I want to rip their freaking throats out!" "HP, you play?" "I dabble." "Shh!" "No more questions about my past?" "Oh, I'm trying a new approach." "You're not thirsty?" "Yeah." "I am." "Want me to get it printed?" "Don't bother." "He didn't touch it." "This guy's good." "Could you get a print off this?" "Look, I'm sorry I'm late." "I just got caught up playing games with the guys." "I was kicking some butt." "Hey, HP." "Here's your homework, HP." "What?" "Oh, wow." "I kind of dropped this class." "You mean you dropped it, uh, before or after you asked me to write a 10-page paper on the history of cross-stitching in America?" "Parker, I don't really go to this school." "You know that, right?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "I guess I didn't really do your homework." "Get in there." "The question I'm trying to answer is whether he's active or not." "Those are known associates." "Well, the good news is, I can answer your question." "Bad new is, he's definitely active." "Leave a message!" "Hey, um, Parker." "It's me " " Hardison." "Look, listen, I just wanted to talk about, you know, what happened earlier because " "Um... c-c-call me back." "Hello." "Hardi-- hello?" "Hey, what's happening, man?" "Come on through." "All right." "I'm in?" "Read it and find out." "Put it on." "Hardison?" "Nate, we have a problem." "Eliot, we need you on the outside." "Why?" "What happened?" "They made Hardison, snatched him 10 minutes ago." "Where'd they take him?" "We don't know." "Give me five minutes." "Five minutes?" "We're gonna do things a little bit differently today, all right?" "I ask, you answer." "Now, I got four minutes to prove your theory wrong." "What theory?" "That torture doesn't work." "Where is he?" "!" "Where is he?" "!" "I know where they took Hardison." "All right, don't do anything until Mason gets here." "Took you long enough." "Holy crap." "That felt good." "I'm really happy with the new members this year." "I think that we've got a good batch." "Cheers." "Wonderful to see you." "Thank you for coming by." "So, what did you want to talk to me about?" "Mason's got it under control now, but I'll get you the details later." "Would you excuse me?" "Brothers, gather 'round." "We have some new members to welcome." "We have a warrant for the arrest of Travis Zilgram." "Just take that." "Hey, guys, just..." "Boston PD." "Up against the wall." "Let's go." "I'm gonna be out in an hour, anyway, so why bother wasting my time?" "Because it's fun!" "Obviously." "So much fun." "What are you doing?" "Just having a little fun." "Okay." "Got it." "Here." "Lean on me." "Lean on me." "Nerd!" "You hear me?" "You were never gonna be one of us!" "You're no Dustman." "You're a geek!" "Should I tell him it's the age of the geek?" "He'll figure it out eventually." "Good!" "You're awake." "What am I doing here?" "Pay attention." "Where'd you get that?" "It doesn't really matter, does it?" "We have it." "We have lots of it." "It's not gonna do you any good." "See, I've got friends in places so high, you don't even know they exist." "Are you talking about Mr. Conrad, Travis?" "We arrested all your friends, all your little Dust bunnies." " Brothers." " Whatever." "You do bad things long enough, eventually it catches up with you -- even in America." "Mr. Conrad's in even more trouble than you are." "Unless he starts handing people over, he's going down the hard way." "I suggest you beat him to the punch -- unless you think he'd rather go to prison than throw you to the wolves." "What I'm gonna prove today, mathematically, is that in this situation, it's always best to betray your accomplice." "I made recordings." "Phone calls, meetings, every interaction I had with him -- hours of it." "What would I get for that?" "Well... we'll talk to our boss and get back to you." "Sign of good faith." "Don't you dare." "Don't you dare." "I want to call my dad!" "Hello?" "I'm still here." " What?" " What's going on?" "Watch it." "I'm gonna be out in an hour, anyway, so why bother wasting my time?" "Because it's fun!" "Obviously." "Right here." "What do you think?" "There." "Perfect." "Good!" "You're awake." "Watch it, dude." "Fellas, look." "I mean, wait." " Travis Zilgram?" " Let's just talk." " Turn around, please." " No, come on." "Let's go." "What are you looking at?" "You really think he has hours of tape on Conrad?" "If he does, he won't for long." "As for Zilgram, all we had to do was scare him." "Rational choice took care of the rest." "Mr. Conrad." "What the hell happened to you?" "I have a message for you, Dustman to Dustman, that somebody didn't want me to deliver." "Move along." "Let's go." "I made recordings." "Phone calls, meetings, every interaction I had with him -- hours of it." "What would I get for that?" " Well..." " Okay." "I'm impressed." "We'll talk to our boss and get back to you." "But what is it that you want?" "Withdraw your protection." "Let the system do its work." "Let him stand trial for the death of David Schaevel." "Hello?" "Look, I-I'm still here." "Prisoner's dilemma, kid." "Guilty on all counts." "I thought the jury was still deliberating." "Doesn't mean they haven't reached a decision." "Well, I guess it's my turn to be impressed." "I hope this has all been worth it, Mr. Ford." "Worth what?" "Attracting my attention." "Here we go."

"I'm sorry!" "That is it!" "You barge in here and you don't knock?" "You have no respect for privacy." "No, you wait!" "Can I just say one thing?" "What?" "!" "That's a relatively open weave." "I can still see your nippular areas." "The One With The Boobies" "Honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are other things." "When the phone rings and she takes a shower." "That's pretty much it." "But you tell it really well, sweetie." "Thanks." "Okay." "Now go away so we can talk about you." "Okay." "I'll miss you." "lsn't he great?" "He's cute." "He likes you so much." "I know." "He's so sweet." "And so complicated, you know?" "And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky." "Think you'll do it on his couch?" "I don't know." "That's a little weird." "It's vinyl." "Okay, you guys want anything else?" "Could I have?" "We're all out." "Anybody else?" "Did I miss something?" "No, she's still upset because I saw her boobies." "What were you doing seeing her boobies?" "It was an accident." "I wasn't across the street with a telescope." "Can we change the subject, please?" "These aren't her "boobies." These are her breasts." "Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change." "I always liked "Bazoombas."" "Gives them a Latin spin." "Can we drop this already, please?" "Why are you embarrassed?" "They were very nice boobies." ""Nice"?" "They were "nice"?" "That's it?" "I mean, mittens are "nice."" "Okay." "Rock, hard place." "Me." "You're so funny!" "He's really funny." "I wouldn't wanna be there when the laughter stops." "Whoa, back up there, sparky." "What did you mean by that?" "It seems that maybe you have intimacy issues that you use your humor to keep people at a distance." "I mean, I just met you." "I don't know you from Adam." "Only child, right?" "Parents divorced before you hit puberty." "How did you know that?" "It's textbook." "Hey, you guys." "You all know my dad, right?" "How long are you in the city?" "Two days." "I got a job." "I'm better off staying with Joey than going back and forth on the ferry." "I don't know this one." "This is my friend Roger." "Good to meet you." "You too." "What happened to the puppet guy?" "Dad." "Oh, excuse me." "So, Ross, how's the wife?" "0 for 2, huh?" "Chandler, say something funny." "I gotta go." "Miss you too." "I love you, but it's getting late" "Say hi." "Hey, Ma." "I made the appointment with Dr. Bassida and" "Excuse me?" "Did you know this isn't Ma?" "Her name's Ronni." "She's a pet mortician." "Sure." "So, how long you been...?" "Remember when you were a kid, I'd take you to the navy yard?" "Since then?" "No, it's only been six years." "I wanted you to think of a nice memory so you'd know I'm not a terrible guy." "What are you doing?" "Chopping garlic." "You don't crush it?" "You're having an affair, I chop garlic." "It's a wacky world." "Joe, you ever been in love?" "I don't know." "Then you haven't." "You're burning tomatoes." "You're one to talk." "Your dad's in love." "The worst part is, it's with two different women." "Oh, man!" "Please tell me one of them is Ma." "Of course one of them's Ma." "What's the matter with you?" "It's like if you woke up and found out your dad leads this double life." "He's like actually some spy working for the ClA." "That'd be cool." "This blows!" "Do you think Dad cheated?" "I don't think so." "That would involve sex." "I'd like to think that our parents don't do that." "I know." "Why can't parents just stay parents?" "Why do they have to become people?" "Why do they have?" "Why can't you stop staring at my breasts?" "What?" "What?" "Didn't you get a good enough look?" "We're all adults here." "There's only one way to resolve this." "Since you saw her boobies you have to show her your pee-pee." "You know, I don't see that happening." "Come on." "He's right." "Tit for tat." "Well, I'm not showing you my tat!" "It's Phoebe." "And Rog!" "Come on up." "Oh, good!" "Rog is here." "What's the matter with Rog?" "It's a little thing." "I hate that guy!" "So he was a little analytical." "That's what he does." "Come on, he's not that bad." "You're wrong!" "Why would I marry her if I thought that she was a lesbian?" "I don't know." "Maybe you wanted your marriage to fail." "Why?" "Why would I?" "Why?" "I don't know." "Maybe low self-esteem?" "Maybe to compensate for overshadowing a sibling." "Maybe" "Wait!" "Go back to that "sibling" thing." "Well, I don't know." "You could've sabotaged your marriage so the sibling would feel like less of a failure." "That's ridiculous!" "I don't feel guilty for her failures." "You think I'm a failure?" "lsn't he good?" "Yeah." "No, that's not what I was saying." "I thought you were on my side." "But maybe you sucked up to them so they'd favor you." "I married a lesbian to make you look good!" "You're right." "I mean, you're right." "It wasn't just the Weebles, but the Weeble Play Palace and the Weeble's Cruise Ship with this lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in." "And Mom just gave them all away." "That's tough, tough stuff." "Pheebs, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta go." "Feel better." "We're gonna be late, sweetie." "Thanks for everything, Mon." "No problem." "Listen, it was great seeing you again." "Mon, easy on those cookies, okay?" "Remember, they're just food, they're not love." "I hate that guy!" "Good night, you guys." "Oh, look." "It's the woman we ordered." "Hey, can we help you?" "No, thanks." "I'm just waiting for Joey Tribbiani." "I'm Joey Tribbiani." "Oh, no, not you." "Big Joey." "Oh, my God!" "You're so much cuter than your pictures." "I'm Ronni." "Cheese Nip?" "Joey's having an embolism, but I'd go for a nip." "Most people, when their pets pass on want them like they're sleeping." "Occasionally you get a person who wants them in a pose." "Like chasing their tail." "Or jumping to catch a Frisbee." "Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys." "That's a good one!" "Hey." "Hey, Dad." "Ronni's here." "Hi." "Hey." "Hello, babe!" "What are you doing here?" "Oh, you left your hair at my place." "I thought you'd need it tomorrow." "Thank you." "So, who's up for a big game of Kerplunk?" "Look, I shouldn't have come." "I better go." "I'll miss the train." "I don't want you taking that thing." "Where do I stay?" "Here?" "We'll go to a hotel." "We'll go to a hotel." "No, you won't." "No, we won't." "If you go to a hotel, you'll be doing stuff." "I want you here so I can keep an eye on you." "You're gonna keep an eye on us?" "Right." "As long as you are under my roof you're gonna live by my rules." "That means no sleeping with your girlfriend." "Wow, he's strict." "Dad, you'll be in my room." "You can stay in Chandler's room." "And Chandler will be?" "Out here with me, bunking up." "Oh, bunking up." "If you smell s'mores, don't be alarmed." "Thanks." "You're a good kid." "I'll show you to my room." "That sounds weird not followed by, "No, it's late."" "This is just for tonight." "Tomorrow you gotta change." "Change?" "Break up with Ronni" "I can't!" "Then come clean with Ma!" "This is not right!" "I don't wanna hear it!" "Now go to my room!" "Hey, kickie!" "What are you doing?" "Getting comfortable." "I can't sleep in my underwear." "Well, you're gonna." "I was thinking about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls...." "Are they end-to-end, or tall, like pancakes?" "You know, how I date all these women." "I always figured, when the right one comes along I'll be able to go the distance." "Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking" "You're not him, you're you." "When they wanted you in your father's business, did you cave?" "No." "No." "You chose the out-of-work-actor business." "That wasn't easy, but you did it." "I believe when the right woman comes along you'll have the guts to say, "No, thanks, I'm married."" "You really think so?" "Yeah, I really do." "Thanks, Chandler." "Get off!" "Hi." "Hi." "May I help you?" "Joey said I could use your shower since Chandler's in ours." "Okay." "Who are you?" "Oh, I'm Ronni." "Ronni Rapalono." "The mistress?" "Come on in." "Thanks." "I'm Rachel." "Bathroom's there." "Ronni, how long has Chandler been in the shower?" "Oh, like five minutes." "Perfect." "Fasten your seat belts, it's pee-pee time." "Hey, Mr. Trib." "Hey, good morning, dear." "Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing." "What's with you?" "I thought it was Chandler!" "You were supposed to be in there so I'd see your thing!" "Sorry, my thing was in there with me." "How's it going?" "Good." "Roger's having a dinner thing." "He wanted me to invite you guys." "So, what's going on?" "Nothing." "It's just...." "It's Roger, you know?" "There's something about" "We just feel that he's...." "We hate that guy!" "We hate him!" "We're sorry, Pheebs." "Okay." "Don't you think it's just that he's so perceptive it freaked you out?" "No, we hate him!" "I'm sorry." "Ma!" "What are you doing here?" "I came to give you this and this!" "Big ring!" "Why'd you fill your father's head with garbage about making things right?" "Things were fine this way!" "There's chicken in there." "Put it away." "For God's sake, Joey!" "Really." "Hold on." "You knew?" "Of course I knew." "What do you think?" "Your father is no James Bond." "You should've heard his stories." ""I'm sleeping over at my accountant's."" "What is that?" "Please!" "So then, how could you?" "Do you remember how your father used to be?" "Always yelling." "Nothing made him happy." "Not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle." "Now he's happy." "I mean, it's nice." "He has a hobby." "Ma, I don't mean to be disrespectful but what the hell are you talking about?" "I mean, what about you?" "Me?" "I'm fine." "Look, honey, in an ideal world there'd be no her and your father would look like Sting." "And something else:" "Ever since that poodle-stuffer came along he's so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive." "He's been more loving." "It's like every day is our anniversary." "I'm happy for you?" "Well, don't be!" "Now everything's screwed up." "I just want it the way it was." "Ma, I'm sorry." "I just did what I thought you'd want." "I know you did, cookie." "I know you did." "So tell me." "Did you see her?" "Yeah." "You're 10 times prettier than she is." "That's sweet." "Could I take her?" "With this ring, no contest." "Oh, no!" "Don't ever do that!" "What?" "I'm sorry." "I have a thing, which means you can't ever do that!" "What's wrong, sweetie?" "Nothing." "No, what's wrong?" "Come on." "Okay." "It's nothing." "I'm fine." "It's just It's my friends." "They have a liking problem with you in that they don't." "They don't?" "But they don't see all the wonderfulness that I see." "They don't see all the good and sweet stuff." "They think you're a little" "What?" "Intense and creepy." "Oh." "But I don't." "Me, Phoebe." "I'm not at all surprised about that." "That's why you're so great." "It's quite typical behavior when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic." "You know, this kind of codependent, emotionally stunted sitting in your stupid coffeehouse, with your stupid big cups which might as well have nipples on them." "And you're all like, "Oh, define me!" "Define me!" "Love me!" "I need love!" "You talked to your dad?" "He's gonna keep cheating on Ma like she wanted." "Ma will keep pretending she doesn't know." "And my sister, Tina, can't see her husband." "He got a restraining order." "Which has nothing to do with it." "I found out today." "Things have changed here on Waltons'mountain." "So, Joey, are you okay?" "Yeah, I guess." "It's just You know, they're parents." "After a certain point, you gotta let go." "You gotta let them make their own mistakes." "And think, in a few years, we'll turn into them." "Oh, please." "If I turn into my parents, I'll be an alcoholic blond chasing men or I'll end up like my mom!" "Hey." "Hey, Pheebs." "How's it going?" "Okay, except I broke up with Roger." "Yeah, right." "No, no, really." "What happened?" "I don't know." "I mean he's a good person, and he can be really sweet." "In some ways, I think he is so right for me." "It's just...." "I hate that guy!" "Hi, Joey." "What's going on?" "Clear the tracks for the boobie payback." "Next stop, Rachel Greene." "Joey, what the hell were you doing?" "Sorry, wrong boobies!" "Hello, Joey!" "Hello, dear!"

"A while back, some wanker told me the most beautiful game ever invented began with the severed head of a soldier." "And his enemy's brutal kick." "The first goal ever, unofficially, was scored when the head flew between two trees." ""Dreadful!" I said." ""That depends," said the wanker." ""Dreadful for the goalkeeper, but for the striker, it was glorious. "" "Know the difference between a banana loader and a donkey?" " What?" " You don't know?" " Nope." " The donkey's well hung!" "Fucking A, Rudo!" "Don't run, Tato." " You'll bruise the bananas." " You said go faster." "These are for export." "So goes our life, so goes our love" "It's a never ending story" "Stop with the yodeling, asshole." "Like an April evening." "Love to love..." "You know the words "shut up"?" "Will you shut up now, jackass?" "Asshole!" "You're wearing me out!" "Hey, shorty!" "Wait up!" "Tato!" "Wait up!" "Tato!" "Tell that dwarf to wait!" "Hurry up!" "Grab on!" "Hold it still, shithead!" "You got it!" "Grab on!" "Hold it still!" "Grab on!" "Wait, damn it!" "That's it, grab the little stick, Beto!" "In sports as in life, individual effort means nothing if it doesn't support a group effort." "Teamwork can only be understood as a principle of generosity, one for all." "That's the spirit that unites us and makes us brothers." "Don't play dumb." "Where is it?" "I lost it last night, mango." "Have you lost your mind?" "I need my blender, Beto!" "Sorry, my system failed." "It always fails!" "I want my blender!" "You'll live like a queen once my system gets going, Toña." "Meanwhile we're screwed!" "How am I gonna blend?" "Big deal, ask my mom to borrow hers." "You ask her!" "Don't bet what's not yours!" "Bet that stupid game of yours!" "It's Campitos' game." "You just said don't bet what isn't mine." "Then sell it." "You waste all day playing with him." "It's called quality time." "I want my blender back!" "More rice?" "You can finish later, Nadia." "Get some more tortillas." "More rice?" "You can finish later, Nadia." "Get some more tortillas." "Why bother?" "They're too chewy!" "Now, dear, you already had a dozen." "And they all tasted like shit." "Where'd you buy them, Toña?" "Same place as always." "So who's dumber?" "The one who bought them, or the one who served them?" "Don't talk like that to my wife and mom, Arnulfo!" "Apologize!" "Did they run out of fresh tortillas?" "My gun's bigger than yours!" "Apologize to my mom!" "Better leave your dad alone!" "This cop ain't nobody's father!" "Not even the twins." "He's only been here a couple of years!" "Say you're sorry." "I'm waiting." "Say you're sorry, damn it!" "I'm going to Texas." " What's that, Son?" " You're going where?" "Up north, with some guys from Chiapas." "To pick fruit?" "No, I'm gonna make it big, as a singer." "All wetbacks make minimum wage, dickhead!" "Cuco's got a cousin." "He does radio in Texas." "Son, you sing real nice, but Beto's right." "Then how will I ever build you your house?" "You'll wind up singing in the street." "I'm the one who'll build the house, like always," " with my savings." " What savings?" "Friends, come make your dreams come true..." "Wish we had a phone so we could win that raffle." "Yeah." "Like, how much could we buy?" "A shitload, I guess." "The car's real nice." "We'd give it to my mom." "Geez, you're always giving her what's ours." "Well, Arnulfo never gives her shit." "So what about your brother?" "He's good for nothing." "Takes after his dad." "Yours wasn't so hot either, right?" "You're my platonic love, forbidden fruit" "I know we don't have a chance to ever be together but I worship you from afar, little darling" "I'll take Maya Vega over the car any day." "She's a fox." "Don't say that, moron!" "Maya's the most fragrant flower, the sweetest nectar, the loveliest woman on Earth." "Well said, poet." "So what'll it be?" "Tea For Two, or Goodbye Girl?" "Game time, you lazy fuck!" "Hey, asshole!" "Fuck off!" "Man, you reek." "Stay clear of the ref." "He'll kick you out." "Buy me a beer, okay?" "You're wasted." " Pay you back later." " Sweat it off." "Here's where I enter the story." "Hello, chaps." "I'm Dario Vidali, better known as "Baton."" "Baton?" "That little wand conductors use." "I'm a talent scout." "There's lots of talent here!" " Really." " What's up?" "Buggered, old chap." "My tire's bungled and there's no spare in the boot." "Is there a shop nearby?" "Boot?" "You keep spares in your boots?" "No..." "I need a place to fix it." " There's a mechanic in El Naranjo." " Yeah." "Could you help me take the tire to be fixed?" "You'll be well paid." "No can do." "Game time, Tato." "Trees on the cliffside" "But I paid the alimony." "Don't drag the kids into this, I'm begging you." "Quiet, mate, I can't hear..." "Not watered by the flowery river" "Hello?" "I'm never there?" "I took them fishing three months ago..." "Hello?" "No signal." "I'm losing reception..." "Hey, here's a flat." "Fix it, okay?" "It belongs to the gentleman." " Thanks, chaps, I'm very grateful." " Sure thing, any time." "Booger, wait up!" "What do you think, sir?" "How's my singing?" "Stellar." "There's a tad extra for you in my tip." " Tato, the game's starting!" " Coming!" "Let me give you my info, to stay in touch." " Of course." " See ya." "Laddie, come here." "Do me a favor." "Bring me an ice cold six-pack." "Cold as a nun's tit." " String, kite, string!" " Who's that dancing fellow who just scored?" " What do you mean?" " That's Tato Verdusco!" " And who's the goalkeeper?" " The goalie?" " Tato's brother." " "Rudo" Beto Verdusco." "Rudo?" "I see." "He's totally ruthless." "But he always plays fair." "Yes, I'm sure." "Dirt fields are a paradox." "The poorest places are where you'll find the diamond in the rough." "Flawless, pure." "Miraculous." "Tato!" "Hey, did you see it?" "Congratulations, smashing, well done!" "Mr. Baton, I'm so glad you stayed!" "Like I said, I scout and represent soccer talent." " You're not in the music biz?" " Not music." "Soccer." "Soccer?" "Really?" "Perhaps you've heard of Luis Guzman, Alex Garcia, Butterball Peralta..." "Of course we have." "I discovered those lads." "Butterball, for example." "I found him in a little town in Chile." "Now he's a star." "I represent them all, and then some." "Let's cut to the chase." "I saw you chaps play and I'll be frank." "You're not getting any younger." "But you've got enormous potential, each in his own way." " True, true." " Yes." "And I'd love to take you both under my wing." "For tryouts?" "But I've got too many prospects, and I can only manage one of you." "What about the other?" "The other?" "Hard to say." "Soccer is fickle." "Could be a week, a month, a year, or perhaps I'll never pass this way again." "How do you propose we decide?" "Penalty shot." "You're sure?" "High stakes, Rudo." "Well, that's soccer, right?" "Absolutely." "Choose your goal." "That one." "Tally ho, lads." "Penalty shot, bro." "Shoot to the right." " Let me block it." "Shoot to the right." " Okay." "Whenever you're ready." "Kick it, bro!" "Come on, shoot!" "Good show." "Congratulations." " Can we do it over?" " It looked legit to me." "Two out of three?" "Afraid not." "That's the game, win some, lose some." "Better luck next time." "Well done, Tato." "Lovely, right in the pocket." "We're off early tomorrow." "Meet me at the tire repair shop at 7:30." "I'll be there." "Coming!" "I'm already mobile." "Don't be late." "Ciao, champ." " So, where can I stay?" " Mango Bay is 10 miles ahead." "Sounds charming for Osiris and myself." "Cheerio, Tato." "Should I bring my uniform?" " What the fuck?" " What do you mean?" "I said aim right!" "Why'd you shoot the other way?" "I aimed right!" "I meant the other right!" "What other right?" "My right, asshole!" "You should have said to aim that way!" " What other right is there, jackass?" " My right, bro!" "Over there!" "Motherfucker!" "Don't play dumb!" "I'm not playing!" "You told me, "Aim right"!" "Weren't you going up North?" " Well, yeah, bro!" " So?" "So, then this chance came along!" "Traitor!" "You screwed me out of my chance, asshole!" "They say the first wars were between brothers." "Then came games to prevent them through symbolic imitation." "Pity, nowadays wars are mistaken for games and games for wars." "Especially between brothers." "We all depend on you." "It's what I always wanted, Toña!" "And that asshole fucked it up!" "But you're foreman at a banana ranch, Beto." "Not a soccer player." "Because I never got the chance!" "This soccer business is a long shot." "You lose, we all lose big time." "That asshole already made me lose!" "Come on, sweetie." "We're better off without that retarded brother of yours." "Don't call him that!" "Watch yourself, Mom." "What do you mean?" " Well, Arnulfo." " Don't worry." "I'll be all right." "Well, I'm off." "Wish me luck." "Take care, Son." "You'll send us something back, right?" "Of course I will." "I'll build you a mansion with all the money I make." "You'll do well, Tato." "You'll see." " Bye, Mom." " Goodbye." " I'll call you." " Okay." "They stood you up, dumbass!" "Faggot!" "Son of a bitch." "I was just about to leave, Mr. Baton." "Flying the coop?" "Hop in." "Back seat's fit for a king." "Here?" "Have a beer." "Don't spill it." "The upholstery is genuine leather." "Excuse me, miss." "Sorry I'm late, Osiris abused me all night long and I had to recover." "It's cool." " Now who's left behind, faggot!" " Up yours!" " Screw you!" "Kiss my ass!" " What?" "I can't hear you!" "I'll offer you a five-year contract." "That includes negotiations, administration, everything to make your life easier." "My cut is 15%." "Deal?" "First time in Mexico City?" "Yeah." "It's a monster, eh?" "But even the scariest monster has its charms." "This humble abode is mine." "You'll stay here for a while." "Here's enough food for a week." "I'm gonna eat this all week?" "They're tasty." "They've got shrimp." "Nobody's home now, but three other blokes live here." "Not for long, though." "But there's only two beds." "You'll work out something." "Know how to use one of these?" " Yeah." " My number's there if you need anything." " Okay." " I'll take you to the team tomorrow." "Do you know anybody in the music biz?" "You're serious about singing, mate?" " Yes." " What inspired you?" " My dad." " I see..." "He sang in a famous band." "He was French." "He left me this." "The key of G. Nice." "My mother left me this." "Nice." "She was a whore." "Great lady." "I never wanted for anything." "Let's focus only on soccer." "Yes." "Get some rest, tomorrow's the biggest day of your life." "Take care." "Thanks." "See you later." "I'm in for 25 and Pimienta's fucking watch." "You're out of control tonight, Rudo." "He misses his baby brother Tato." "I miss the blowjobs your mama used to give me, asshole." " To be honest, me, too." " She was good going down, huh?" " So what's up?" "Anybody in?" " I'm out." "50 says I call." "Show me what you got." "Read them and weep, jacks and aces." "Three of a kind, asshole." "Double or nothing." "You and me." "What are you gonna bet, your mom?" "You got another blender?" "No, but I've got a pan to fry your balls on!" "Leave my mom out of this, asshole." "Come on, Rudo, take it easy." "All of life is a gamble, a ball hits the goalpost, or goes in for a goal." "What makes the difference?" "Destiny, of course." "And the effect given to the ball when it's kicked." "No!" "He's a double threat." "Old and rotten." " I'm taking him out." "Raúl!" " No, wait!" "He's not warmed up yet." "Give him another chance." "Don't forget, talent is ageless." "He fucks up again, he's out." "Give us a moment." "Tato!" "Come!" "What's wrong, mate?" "Leave your talent back home?" "That's Yank Garcia!" "And J.J. Escandon, and that's Generalisimo." "It's just too much." "They can all blow me!" "Yank used to drive a bus!" "Escandon was a bricklayer!" "Generalisimo washed cars!" "You're a top player!" "Show them what you've got!" "Let's make a deal." "If you make the team, I'll help your singing career." "Okay." "Stop prancing around and play, you wanker!" "Won't be long now before the magic starts." "Goal!" "What did I tell you?" "Where shall we have lunch, darling?" "Goal!" " The lad's a goal-making machine." " String, kite, string!" "Goal." "This could go on all day." "Does he have to do that every time he scores?" "The lad's got style." "Where'd you find him?" "You can talk about the miracle, but never reveal its source." "You prick." "The hick's got something." "Reminds me of myself." "I'll take him." "He'll be a starter!" "Depends on him." "He's going places." "You go hassle management." "Don't forget, I get my 10%." "Done." "Always a pleasure, Bruno." "I'm waiting for you to come back into my arms" "To give me kisses and caresses" "Tato, pass me the soap." "It fell over there." "Where?" "Oh, yeah." "What the fuck!" "Players can be quite imaginative when hazing." "Sometimes they switch toothpaste for shaving cream." "They perform the legendary wedgie, or the fearsome tube." "Some rookies stay awake on the road so they won't end up with a teammate's penis in their mouths." "Faster, man!" "What's it gonna take?" "Chili peppers up your ass?" "But you said the fruit would bruise." "Not if you run with the right technique!" "What're you looking at, asshole?" "What?" "All you loaders are a bunch of faggots!" "Give it a rest, dickwad!" "Shut up, you fucking hick!" "Hit the showers, your feet stink!" "Shit yeah, man." "All right!" "That's enough for today!" "Tato!" "Come here!" "How many weeks you been here?" "About six." "Go get your stuff." "But..." "How come?" "You're suiting up for Sunday's game." "You know what that means?" "I don't know if you'll play, but you're on the bench." "Cat got your tongue?" " Thanks, Coach." " All right, hit the showers." "Are you going to watch Tato's game?" "I'm busy." "You never miss a game." "Forget about your retarded brother." "I said, don't call him that!" "Okay." "We'll be right outside." "Yeah." "You're coming, right?" "... and here's the bench for Amaranto." "Number 20, Pegoraro." "Number 19, Gabriel Borón." "Beto, give me a hand." " Number 17, Javier Mena." " Son, come on over here." "Number 14, Tato Verdusco." "There he is!" "Toña, you take her." "I got stuff to do." "The bench is purgatory." "It's like quicksand, the longer you stay, the deeper you sink." "It's like taking your bride on a honeymoon, then not being able to make love, but having to watch 22 cretins and three bobbies have their way with her while thousands cheer." "Raul Perez." "Beto Verdusco." "You still owe me half of the next two paychecks, Rudo." "So I see." "Rudo!" "Main office!" "Phone call!" "Thanks." "You're not supposed to take calls here." "Let this be the last time." "Sorry." "It won't happen again." "Afternoon, boss." "Hello, Rudo." "Sorry, excuse me." "Hello?" "Rudo!" "Baton here!" "Hello." "You want to turn pro?" "Yeah, sure." "Your brother's been pushing for this, really breaking my balls." " He has?" " I won't have any left if he continues." "Whoa, better watch out, Baton." "Soccer in this country never ceases to amaze," "Second Division extended its registration deadline." "And the Nopaleros club needs a goalkeeper." "You've got to be here tomorrow." "Can you make it?" "Yeah, sure." "Perfect." "See you then." "Roger." " Big hug, dearie." " Big hug, dearie." "Where've you been?" "I've been waiting like some bloody tart!" "I'm here, but they wouldn't let me in." "If they ask for me, honey, you've got to let them through." "How's tricks?" "I found a team for your brother like you asked." "Yeah?" "Great." "But I'm going back home." "I'm tired of warming the bench." "Have you gone mental?" "Be patient." "Rome wasn't built in a day." "I want to sing." "Hook me up with those guys in the music biz." "I'll get you the best contract!" "The best venues!" "But first you've got to play." "That's what I want, but they won't put me in." "Bruno's an imbecile." "I'll offer him a bigger cut, maybe he'll make you a starter." " Yeah." " What now?" "She's Maya Vega, right?" "From the TV game shows?" " Want to meet her?" " No..." "There, now, Baton is here." "Maya!" "Batty!" "So good to see you." "Hey, you got Gringa Roldán's phone number?" "Not with me, I'll give it to you later." "Let me introduce an amazing pro player, Tato Verdusco." " Hi..." "Sorry." " When's the next barbecue?" "Soon." "You're the guest of honor." "I'll light the fire, you bring the meat." "Batty, you're impossible!" "Gotta run." "Take care." "I'm leaving, Son." "Take care of Mom." "Okay." "Now what, Beto?" " They're falling asleep, eh?" " Where you going at this hour?" "To the packing plant." "Two trucks need loading." " Right now?" " Yeah, someone's got to do it..." "Bye, mango." "Go back to sleep." " Out of my way..." " Excuse me." "Nothing personal, but goalkeepers always remind me of ravens, carrion birds." "Bad omens." "They're solitary creatures who watch the world from a distance." "They're allowed the forbidden, they use their hands to block goals and rain on everyone's parade." "They're catastrophic." "Sorry I'm late, the labor unions are blocking the streets." "Let's go." "Afternoon, miss." "Soccer has to be your main priority." "As goalkeeper, you've twice the liability." "Guarding the net means carrying the team on your shoulders." "It's always your fault." "There's an old saying, if you want to stop being a prat, stop being a goalie." "What's a prat?" "Tosser, knobhead..." "Jackass." "Are you willing to be a jackass for soccer?" "Jackass?" "Never." "No way." "That's the spirit!" "By the way, I take 15% of everything you make." "Agreed?" "What?" "15%?" "Too high." "I'll take 20 if you insist, but I've got to charge something." " First time in Mexico City for you, too?" " Yeah." "It's a monster, eh?" "But even the scariest monster has its charms." "His name is Beto "Rudo" Verdusco." "Your goalie's an old man, Baton." "Talent is ageless, Obdulio." "How come they call him "Rudo"?" "Mafafo!" "It was clean." "Get out of here!" "Both of you!" "Take five, Mafafo." "He took a dive." "How come that ball's not moving, damn it!" "So what do I do now?" " Play and keep from getting buggered!" " Keep from what?" "So what do you think of Rudo?" "If I ever need a hitman, I'll call you." "The nickname suits him, eh?" "Too well." "Come on!" "Stop hogging the ball!" "Pass!" "Remember you lost your goalkeeper for the season." "So what?" "Yours is a criminal." "Don't let him get away." "Your sub is fragile as a teacup, and the other one's got butterfingers." "There are others." "Go after it!" "Don't just stand there!" "Incredible!" "You're passing on a great goalie and your cut?" " What cut?" " 10%." "Nope." "All right, 15." "Okay." "He can stay." "Square it with management." " My cut comes straight from you." " Done." "Always a pleasure, Obdulio." "The pleasure's all yours." "Yo, pass me the soap." "The pink one?" "Sure." "Hold up, you faggot!" "Calm down, asshole." "Come and make me, pussy!" "Fricking newbie, now you're screwed." "Shaving cream and razors!" "Let's shave his balls!" "Razorblade, razorblade!" "I'd forgotten that variation." "No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" "Itchy?" "Try talcum powder." "On the bright side, now it'll look bigger." "Sons of bitches." "Ganged up on me." "One on one, I would have cracked their fucking skulls." "Let it go." "You don't want enemies right away." "The owners pay by the game." "You need to be star goalkeeper." "Don't worry." "That net is mine." "That's the spirit." "Keep it up." "This way." "You're lucky." "The other blokes cleared out." "Now it's just you and your brother." "Spectacular, eh?" "Yeah." "Here's food for a week." "They've got shrimp." "Quite tasty." "Shrimp?" "Inside?" "That's the place." "Your key." "See you tomorrow." "Please don't kill anybody." " You're leaving?" " Quite." "Big hug, dearie!" "Little girl, little girl..." "Yo." "Yo." " What's up?" " What's up?" "How's your team?" "Good." "We're gonna kick ass." "Watch your ass in the showers." "That hazing shit..." "They can kiss my ass." "You still on the bench?" "Yeah." "But I don't give a shit." "I'm working on my singing career." "How do I call home on this piece of crap?" "I was worried!" "Nobody knew anything!" "How could you leave like that?" "Why'd you steal our money?" "I didn't steal it, mango." "Just borrowed it." "You'll get it back." "Oh, yeah?" "How?" " I'm already on a team." " So what?" "You take the blender, you take our savings, you never change!" "Sorry, mango, but now we're gonna live like kings!" "When's that gonna happen?" "Soon as I get paid so you can come join me here." "And until then?" "What'll we live on?" " You left us nothing!" " I'll send money!" " Or sell Campitos' game!" " You better believe I'm selling it." "Sell it, then you'll know it was good for something." "But I'm not coming out there or staying here with your mom." " I'm not crazy!" " So what are you gonna do?" "Like you give a shit!" "Goodbye!" "What's Toña up to?" "Nothing much." "She says hi." " You're pussy-whipped." " You're a faggot." "Want me to make you some soup?" "Sure." "That's talcum, right?" "It's for your feet." "Look, just pour in boiling water and throw it in." " Hey, it's got shrimp!" " Yeah, they're freeze-dried." "Reunions are always magical, like a striker's goal after a bad run, or kicking the ball after a prolonged injury, or a fan's return to the stadium after years of absence." "Go get it!" "Wake up!" "Stay in formation!" "Watch your back!" "Move out!" "Hey, Coach." "What's up, Rudo?" "The wingmen won't fall back." "They're getting behind us." "Why not switch to 4-4-2, move Fede to defense and play Mafafo as floater?" "Sure." "Don't be such a fucking idiot." "Listen up, men!" "The ship is sinking!" "Switch to 4-4-2!" "Fede, you're defense!" "Mafafo, you play floater!" "Félix!" "You're in for Rudo!" "Let's win this, men!" "How'd you like my changes?" "Good, huh?" "Go out and win, boys!" ""How'd you like my changes?" Son of a bitch!" "Ever been here before, mate?" "I'm a regular." "Hey, Memo?" "What's up?" "Come in." "We'll lose our shirts, eh?" "It's cool, you're with me." "Why drag me along?" "I'm a pacifist." "Let's watch your brother's game instead." "Why bother?" "He never plays!" "This isn't what you promised!" "I didn't even play three games!" "I'm not even on the bench!" "That's soccer, Rudo." "But I don't make money unless I play." "I'm broke." "Loan me 100 pesos, okay?" " Fine, but I want it back, eh?" " Yeah." "Bugger me!" "They're sending him in!" "Tato's going in!" "He may be a rookie, but he's seen better days." "I'll put 100 on the white." "There's no white." "Red or green." "Red, then." "I don't give a shit." "100 on the red he doesn't give a shit about." " That's it?" " Yeah, well, I'm broke, man." "No more bets!" "Let them loose!" "You know why you're broke?" "Because you don't play." "If you want to play and get paid, you have to apologize to Obdulio." "Why?" "I didn't do anything!" "You told the coach how to do his job, you fool!" "And the bastard listened!" "So what!" "It's not done." "Not with a ball breaker like Obdulio." "You apologize, you play." "End of story." "That asshole can go to hell!" "To hell with him, then." "You know best." "That's my boy!" "See what's left of your chicken, Baton." "What a waste." "That's my cock!" "Check this out." " Looks pretty bad." " Yeah." " So you gonna pay me or what?" " You win, Rudo." "Tato looks good, he fakes, the goalie leaves his area." "Tato shoots." "Goal!" "What control!" "What flourish!" "This rookie is a sweetheart, he's a romantic!" "Beyond romantic, he's Cursi!" "What a super-duper goal by Tato "Cursi" Verdusco!" "Who said they could call me Cursi?" ""We All Wanna Be Cursi."" ""A Cursi Season." I'm no pansy." "They adore you." "You've had a dream season." "Top scorer, rookie of the year." "But they can't call me that!" "Bollocks!" "You'll take the nickname and like it." "Bullshit!" "You got a good nickname, a conductor in the mid-field!" "Chill out, Cursi." "Don't call me that, asshole!" "You are a sweet romantic, Cursi." "How could I explain that I only played soccer as a lad in the streets, that I was awful, and I got the nickname because people said that I'd be better off conducting an orchestra?" "I've good news and bad news, Rudo." "I've good news and bad news, Rudo." "Bad news first." "I couldn't find another team for next season." "Shit!" "What's the good news?" "Look over there." ""Home of Cursi"" " What's that?" " Don't be a fool, Cursi." "The owners want to take care of you." "I present your new home." "Mine?" "For real?" "The rent comes out of your paycheck, but the furniture is a gift from the Club." "Fuck, Baton!" "What's the good news?" "Stop breaking my balls." "Good news is your brother's humble abode." "Smashing, eh?" "It's huge." "I'm gonna bring all the chicks here." " The TV's incredible." " Go look around." "Whoa!" "Beto, three rooms!" "A bathroom with one of those tubs that make bubbles." "There's room for you, Beto." "Baton!" "The SUV is also a gift from the Club." "Seriously?" "It's white, like a ghost!" "What are you doing?" "Chin up, come here." "I'm fine." "You're not, because you haven't heard the good news." "Nopaleros are now First Division." "But we didn't make the playoffs." "Panteras were the champs." "The magic of soccer in Mexico." "The owners paid for a new franchise!" "Boggles the mind." "What about that asshole Obdulio?" "He's out!" "The new coach is a friend of mine!" "I raved about you and you're his starting goalie!" "Marvelous, eh?" "I'm the starter?" "For real?" " Of course, as it you should be." " Tato, turn that off!" "I can't turn it off." "Bollocks, like this!" "One more thing..." "A contract to record a song and a video." "Spare me." "We're gonna make it big!" "I want you to want me" "I need you to need me" "I'd love you to love me" "I'm begging you to beg me" "I'll shine up the old brown boots" "I'll put on a brand new hat" "I'll get home early from work" "If you say that you love me" "Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying?" "Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying?" "Feeling all alone without you I feel like dying" "String, kite, string!" "Let's get going, bro." "Hold on, wait up." "Give me a break." "You've been watching that for weeks." "Awesome, huh?" "It's all right." "But enough already." "Okay, let's go." "The painting my dad left me looks good, huh?" "Really lights up the room." "Yeah." "Right on." "Hell yes." "It's awesome." "Aren't you Rudo and Cursi?" "Yeah." "I swear you're the sweetest striker ever." "Thanks, man." "You're a wall, Rudo." "Without you Nopaleros would get creamed." "They should worship you." " Can I give you two a kiss?" " Sure." "Can we get a picture with you?" "Go, go!" "Why don't you sit with me, have a drink and watch the race?" "I can't." "I'm working." "They won't let you?" "Bastards." "Give me your number and we'll toast when your shift ends." "Cell phone, I don't want to call your mom." "You're Cursi, right?" "You're Maya Vega." "Have we met?" "Sure, I'd know you anywhere." "I love your nickname, "Cursi." You must be really sweet." "Yeah..." "You could say that." "A super player who's super romantic." "But soccer's not really my thing." "I'm actually a singer..." "Look, this was my dad's, he was French." "If you sing like you play, I want all your records." "Buy me a drink?" "Yeah, sure." "What'll it be?" "Champagne, sweetie." "Chilled." "Make it two, please." "Thanks." "Go!" "Go!" "That's that." "Thanks." "Later." " You're Rudo, right?" " Yeah." "You're a great goalie." "Great gambler, too." "You really got a sixth sense." "Really?" "Sure." "Let me offer you my services, Las Vegas-style entertainment." "Top notch." "Give me a ring whenever." " Look at the big truck, Mom!" " About time you came home, boys!" " Look what I brought you." " How handsome!" "Hey, Mom." "You're getting big!" "When did they build that new road?" "Some guy named Don Casimiro put it in." "He bought up all the ranches." "They say he's a drug lord." "Very cool road." "Check this out." "To watch over you when I'm not around." "It's choreographic." "Eyes open and shut." " It's lovely!" " I'll hang it up." " What happened to you, Mom?" " Nothing, son." "Let me see." "I must have bumped into something." "Where's that asshole Arnulfo?" "He ran off with some bimbo." "Don't worry." " How am I not going to worry?" " Hello, Baton?" "I'll kill that motherfucker!" "That pig will end up worse than your dad." "How come you didn't tell me, Nadia?" " I couldn't." " You couldn't?" "One phone call!" "Tato, look what that prick Arnulfo did!" "Son of a bitch!" "No, not you, Baton." "One fucking phone call, Nadia!" "I'll call you back." "Hey, Mom, guess what?" "They picked me!" " For what?" " The national team!" "What else?" "We're going to play Haiti!" "What about you, loser?" "Thanks, honey." "It's real nice." "Sorry I took so long, mango." "The blender's just the start." "I'll get you out of this shithole." "My home is not a shithole!" "I put it together myself!" "It's pretty crappy." "Just wait until I'm done." "Come with me to the city." "You'll see how nice the house is." "I don't know, honey." "You're my wife, aren't you?" "I don't know anymore." "My husband took off like some crook." "I paid everything back, Toña." "Yeah, but I'm doing fine right here." "I'm a sales rep for WonderLife now." "What the fuck is that?" "WonderLife is a multi-level marketing company promoting well-being." "We develop and sell vitamins, supplements, all that stuff." "That shit doesn't work!" "It does!" "I'm doing well." "I've almost earned enough for a little car." "Screw that!" "I'll get you a car or whatever you want if you come with me!" "I've got nothing to do in the city." "Why don't you stay here with us?" "You never listen, do you?" "I'm on a team!" "First Division!" "I can't stay here." "Well, I'm happy here with my home and my customers." "Tristan's not good enough for you." "His dad runs that dime store and barely gets by." "Not again." "He just wants to knock you up." "Like all the other bastards." "That's not true." "Open your eyes." "Don't be a fool." "Leave me alone, Mom." "That girl." "She reminds me of her father." "No way." "He was ugly." "Nadia takes after you." "She's pretty." "Right, Beto?" "Never mind." "Beto's upset because he can't control his wife." "So..." "Do you like Chololos Beach?" "I love it." "My dad used to bring me here." "We'd get naked and goof around." "Here's where I want to build your new house." "For real?" "No, I want to build your new house." "You, too?" "I'm figuring out how to finance it." "No, I'm looking at lots to build your house on." "It'll be nicer than that drug lord's house." "Much nicer." "Huge." "Three floors!" "I'll put your pool bar over here." "No, I'll build your bedroom with a balcony and a view of the ocean." "The love for a mother and a uniform are the same." "Mothers provide our identity." "Our struggle to win her affection is our struggle to stay alive." "Every fan wants to prove that he loves his team colors best, and every son knows nobody loves Mom like he does." "No, Mayita." " Not here." " Yes, Cursi." "I can't wait." "Wow, Cursi!" "Oh, God." "Oh, boy." "What?" "You're all shaved." " You like?" " Yeah." "It's yours." "Mayita." "You're sexier than I thought." "They're all yours." "My buddies are never gonna believe me." "Baby Face says you're a fragrant flower, the sweetest nectar and all that." "The bastard's a real poet." "Ché has all your calendars." "Correct me if I'm wrong." "Loving a woman and a ball is the same." "You've got to entice her and guide her with skill, put her in her place if need be, and never lose control." "I know, mango, it is Tato's house, but just until we find something better." "Guess what?" "I'm selling WonderLife now." "For real!" "TotalWonder's amazing!" "I signed up four teammates." "I told them it takes 400 points." "Five hundred, sorry, to become Quartz Sales Reps." "The whole team is on WonderLife." "One of my clients is waiting, honey." "Like you died and went to heaven, right?" "Yeah, just like heaven." "Come to the poker table." "Minimum stake is $10,000." "Did you see the pot he raked in?" "Time for bazooka." " A what?" " Your hand." "Bazooka." "What's this?" "Snow White, blow." "Coke." "No way, I'm an athlete." "Whatever you say." "You decide." "It helps some people play better." "Play what?" "Poker?" "Sure." "Have a seat, please." " Evening, miss." " Your chips." "Let's play." "This car's a tank, huh?" "I'm so proud of the way you've come out on top." "Yeah?" "Didn't you notice at the disco last night?" "The Dogo?" "It's super exclusive, all these VIPs falling over themselves for you." "People love you!" "That place is super cool." "I had a great time." "Me, too." "And that suit you had on?" " Yeah, the..." " Dolce Gabbana." " Gabbana, yeah." " You looked incredible." "Not like your friend Worm-face or, sorry, your brother, they'd never pull it off!" "Well, my brother is sort of a hick." "And how many guys are top players like you, or how many singers have your super style and super voice?" "Well, singing is my thing." "I know." "Let me see something." " Hey, can you climb in there?" " Inside?" "Yeah." "I want to see something." "It's not easy to come from nowhere and make it big, sweetie." " Why?" " Because I know." "I ran away from Puerto Rico." "Pop wanted me to work in the bakery, and Mom wanted me to fry bananas." "That's not me!" " No." " Not really." "You've come out on top, Mayita." "Here I am, on TV, in magazines, and with the most handsome, talented boyfriend in the world." "You like this car?" "It's the car I've always wanted." "But it's too expensive, sweetie." "Well, it's yours." " For real?" " A gift from me, if you want it." "Oh, baby, I love you." "Me, too." "Rudo Verdusco, the goalkeeping sensation!" "If he keeps it up, he'll break the record for shut-outs." "And how about his brother?" "Cursi should be playing like Rudo, but he fell from the national team into the love nest," " posing with his girl in magazines..." " So what?" "You're jealous!" "... living a pipe dream that'll kill his talent!" "Get him off, get him off me!" "Chill out, bro." "Charlie's house-trained." "Why'd you bring it here?" "I won him at poker." "He's worth a bundle." "Tell him not to shit everywhere, the place is a pigsty!" " Answer the door." " Coming." "What's up, Son?" "How are you?" "Come on in." "Campitos!" "How's it going?" "Angelita, what a big girl!" "She's asleep." "My stuff." "I'll get it." "This is Charlie!" "Oh, how nice!" "This house is gorgeous." "What'd I tell you?" "Look at Campos!" "Hey!" "What made you change your mind?" "I was sharing at a WonderLife meeting." "I told everyone how you're selling product and trying so hard, and I realized it's best if we're all together." "I'll break the record with you here." "I want you to want me" "I need you to need me" "I'd love you to love me" "I'm begging you to beg me" "I'll shine up the old brown boots" "I'll put on a brand new hat" "I'll get home early from work" "If you say that you love me" "Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying?" "Since you didn't get a band, I was tripping over my own voice!" "Okay, it was a dive, but playback concerts are normal." "What the fuck's normal about this?" "Singing at a circus for a bunch of brats?" "A circus matinee was the only gig they could get!" "Fucking useless record label, they don't care about me!" "I'm hot shit!" "On the pitch you are!" "Soccer's your bag, not music!" "Batty's got a point." "What?" "You're on his side now?" "No, sweetie, you sing nice, but your goals are beautiful." "Life would be easier if you could distinguish at birth between passion and talent." "That's the difference between a hooligan and top player, between adoring and being adored." "Two pairs, tens and fives." "Same here." "What else you got?" " A three." " A seven." "You're full of shit!" "You got to know how to play the game!" "Way to stay cool." "Great hand." "Want to pay off that credit line we gave you?" "If I don't use it now, when I'm on a roll, I'm fucked." " Whatever you say." " This is all I got." "Give me a little fix, no?" "Sure." " All bets." " Yeah, I'm flying blind." "Bets." " Bets." " Play!" "Ace of diamonds." "Five of hearts." " Fifty." " Queen of diamonds." " Hit?" " No, I'm out." "I can handle 50." "Here." " Hit?" " We ain't got all night." "I fold." " Hit?" " Fold." "Alone again." "Ten of hearts." "Well, let's up the ante another 50." "Why not 100?" "Why not?" "Eight of hearts." "Anyone want to raise?" "Pass." "Are you in or not?" "I'm all in." "That's all I've got." "You call?" " I call." " Don't be such a wuss!" "Show them." "Show your cards." "Three of a kind." "Flush." "Read them and weep." "You had me sing at a Sweet 16 party, Baton!" "I've had it!" "So, ciao!" "What the fuck?" "Where is everything?" " We got robbed, bro." " What?" "Yeah." "Cleaned out." "You tell the security guy?" "Maybe he saw something." "He said he didn't." "Bastard." "He's in on it." "Let's call the cops." "No, what for?" "Won't do any good." "They'll just ask stupid questions." "Shit, man." "Look." "All they left was your dad's painting." "Yeah." "You lost my stuff gambling, didn't you?" "I'm talking to you!" "You fucked up and lost my stuff gambling, right?" "I was on a winning streak, but then my system failed me." "Fuck that!" "You lost everything?" "And I still owe them a shitload." "You asshole!" "We're supposed to be saving up to build Mom's house!" " We still got your savings." " I've got dick!" "I've got a girl and a shitload of expenses!" "You're a lying pig just like your old man!" "You're just like that child-molesting motherfucker!" "Watch your mouth, shithead!" "He was a son of a bitch just like you!" "I bet he got off on this piece of crap!" " Quit it, jackass!" " What're you doing, faggot?" " Your dad was worse, asshole!" " My dad was on the level!" "He was French!" "They called him Frenchy because he smelled!" " Fucking truck driver from Sonora!" " You're jealous, faggot!" "Of what, shithead?" "Of me, because I play better than you and I got a high-class broad!" "High-class?" "They call her "pajamas" because everyone wears her to bed!" " Shut the fuck up, asshole!" " Make me, faggot!" "Fair play ends where intolerance begins, with brothers turning the game back into a battle." "When balls are replaced with severed heads once again, to vent pent-up rage and resentment." "Tragic, really." "What's wrong with Cursi?" "Is he playing dodgeball?" "Who wants him like this?" "He hasn't been the same since Haiti, he's been cursed." "Watch him shoot and miss!" " Bastards!" " One, two, strike three!" "You're out!" "Cursi needs to get back into shape, he's partying too much." "Fuck them!" "He's a dork, honey." "He dated Brenda, from the nightly news?" "She says he's eensy-weensy." "Who cares?" "What's wrong with me?" "I'm playing like shit." "It's just a bad streak." "When is it gonna end?" "There's something I need to tell you." "I need to tell you something, too." "Really?" "What?" " No, you first." " No, you." " You first, honey." " You." " You were gonna tell me first." " You tell me." " Hey!" " What?" "Here, take it." "Thanks." "You know chocolates make me break out." "But these are dietetic." "Just open it." "It's beautiful." "So?" "Will you marry me?" "Of course I will, I love you." "I love you, too." "What were you gonna tell me?" "Nothing, forget about it." "I'm watching cartoons, Son." "Hang on." "Give her WonderBaby three times a day." "Okay." "Charlie, say bye-bye!" "See you later." "Take care." "If you don't like cartoons, I'll change channels." "Hotel manager says we can't keep Charlie here." "Then we'll find someplace else." "My sales have taken off since I started bringing Charlie." " We can get a lot of money for him." " So what?" " So we have to sell him." " It's not worth it." " Loan me some pocket money?" " What for?" "To get some food." "Look at the time." "Okay, but bring some juice for the kids." "Don't be long." "Hello?" " Son, how are you?" " Mom, what's going on?" "I got a big surprise!" "Your sister Nadia is getting married!" "Can you guess who to?" "To..." "Tristan?" "Are you nuts?" "That deadbeat?" "No way!" "She's marrying Don Casimiro!" "But the guy's a drug lord!" "Don't call him that." "His guys were in a shootout back home, right?" "And those people they beheaded on the coast, too." "Gossip." "He's quality." "He already gave us a pick-up truck." "So he's all right, then." "The wedding's on a weekday so you can come." "Sounds great." "See you there." "Bye, Mom, kisses." "Bye, Beto." "Hey, what's up?" " Want to go shopping?" " Shopping?" "Sure." "It's out of my hands." "I'm the front." "I just run the show." "But the folks behind the scenes want their money." "Ask them to raise my credit." "I swear this pains me." "But it ain't gonna happen." "Your IOU is tsunami size." "I'll pay back everything." "Just give me time." "I'd love to help." "But I can't." "Do you have Pampers Supreme?" " We're all out, sir." " Shit." "You've got no limit, Rudo, you bet too much, you dig blow." "I just use it to gamble because it helps me win." "I always hear that." "You got no plan B. And that costs money." "One more chance." "You got 15 days to settle the score." "That's super generous." "Cupcake?" "Listen, they're all out of Pampers Supreme." "How's it my fault?" "But, baby..." "Yes, honey." "Yes, honey." "Love you." "Fifteen days." "That's the Amaranto game." "I understand." "That's your deadline." "I'm telling you as a friend, pay up." "They're super assholes when they don't get paid, got it?" "No, I don't." "You heard about that dude who fell off a bridge?" " Oh, yeah!" " He didn't pay." "And his debt was nothing compared to yours." "I hope these don't give my kid diaper rash." "He won't eat, he's nuts over the chocolate tower." "Cheers." "Cheers!" "Hey!" "You've reached Maya." "Leave me a message, okay?" "Baby, why weren't you at the airport?" "Everyone's waiting." "I know we were gonna announce our engagement together, but..." "Buzz off!" "But I told Cuco and he can't keep his mouth shut." "Call me." "I love you." "So you gonna help me?" "Not sure." "It's a tall order." "And a pretty penny." "But tell me, what do you feel when you're gambling?" "Same as when I'm in goal." "Come on, you can fix anything." "Maybe I can do something, but..." "What?" "I could put my money on the Amaranto game." "Now you're talking!" "We'll crush those bastards!" "No." "I was thinking the opposite." "What do you mean?" "We're gonna win!" "That depends." "Not if you let some goals through." "Not if you let them win." "No, that's not right." "You owe too much money." "The stakes are too high." "But what about my shut-out record?" "Something's got to give." "If you won't, you won't." "Even though it could help your brother break his bad streak." "Think about it." "He can go to hell!" "To hell with him, then." "You fix the problem, don't come to me, deal?" " That's how it's got to be." " Whatever." "It's a free country." "Wasn't your woman supposed to be here?" "Some bullshit engagement." "Bullshit my ass." "She's got the ring." "All we got to do is set a date." "Marry in June." "That's her hottest month in that motor oil calendar." "Mine's all sticky there!" "From that glue you use to make piñatas for kids." "What are you laughing at, you hick?" "What's up, little brother-in-law?" "Where's the other one?" "There he is." "Rope him in." "Little brothers-in-law, my Nadia told me you always wanted a beach house for your mom." "Well, your dream's come true." "I'm building a little mansion here on Chololos Beach." "Real nice." "Your mom and the family will have everything they need." "Thank you, Don Casimiro." "I hope it's not too much trouble." "My boys..." "Well, soccer is all they're good for." "No trouble, little lady." "Don't soccer players dance?" "Come on, darling, let's shake those bones." " May I?" " You certainly may." "What can be done when you've worshipped a uniform for years, singing, shouting, willing to die for her, then she finds a more determined fan with stronger lungs, who claims he's better than you at singing and shouting and dying?" "Where do you leave your wounded pride?" "I've good news and bad news." "I've good news and bad news." "Bad news first." "The owners gave you an ultimatum." "If you don't score against Nopaleros, you'll be sent down to Second Division." "Yeah, I know." "Faggots." "They're pathetic." "What's the good news?" "You're marrying a goddess." "And you're a top player who can break this bad streak!" "You're the best, got it?" "The best!" "Okay, fuck them all." "That's my Cursi." "Stick it to them tomorrow." "Yeah, I'll call you." "Thanks." "Ciao." "Hey!" "You've reached Maya." "Leave me a message?" "Maya, please." "I've left a zillion messages." "Call me." "Love you." "Fucking Cursi." "If you don't play like you used to against Nopaleros, we'll beat the crap out of you." "We know where you live, where you train, where you hang out and we know your car, so you better play to win, asshole." "Can I have your autograph?" "Sure, who's it for?" " For Porky." " My pleasure." "Porky?" "And one for Yenni." "Spelled "Y" double "N."" "You better score or we'll fuck you up." "Ever since soccer became a business, everything rides on results." "No more joy in the game, only fear remains." "No one takes chances because they cannot fail." "It's like living with a gun to your head." "Rudo!" "One second." "You are 90 minutes away from breaking the shut-out record." "Can you taste it?" "No, I can't taste it, I got 90 minutes to break it or die trying." "How did you come this far?" "Where do you get your talent?" "Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be the best goalie." "Sometimes I'd pretend they were handing me the World Cup." " Best of luck." "Thanks." " No, thank you." "Hi to Tlachatlán!" "Guess who's mooning about town, enjoying a budding romance?" "Who might that be?" "That dashing national team player "Gringa" Roldán and TV hostess Maya Vega!" "No fucking way!" "Wasn't she dating that other player, the lousy singer who never scores goals?" "Lousy, your ass, bitch!" "She has traded failure for success." "Let's take a look." "Maya!" "Tell us about your new romance?" "I'm thrilled, right, honey?" "I'm gonna kill her!" "Hey!" "You've reached Maya." "Leave me a..." "Answer, you fucking whore, answer!" "I just love how they call him "Gringa." It's super cosmopolitan." "Fucking whore!" "Fucking bitching whore!" " Take it easy." " Take it easy, asshole?" " It's all good, Cursi." " All good?" "Bullshit!" "They're fucking my broad!" "She's fucking some other idiot!" " He found out!" " Who told him?" " It was on TV!" " You bastards knew?" "Chill out." "That fucking whore!" "I'm gonna kill her." "I'm gonna kill that bitch and that fucking faggot Gringa!" "Get the doctor!" "Stop it, Cursi!" "Get back here!" "Get him!" "Hurry, Doc." "He flipped out." " Tranquilize him." " Give him a shot." "The problem with loving the ball is that everyone wants her and she wants everyone." "That's why you've got to take care of her." " Hello?" " Hello?" "Hey, mango." "How are you?" "Bad, honey, real bad." " What's wrong?" " They took all my points away!" "I only needed 10 to become a Ruby Sales Rep and win the Caribbean cruise!" "What happened?" "I don't know." "They added them up wrong." "They put me back where I started, Crystal Sales Rep. It's not fair!" "Of course it's not fair." "Don't worry, mango, I'll help you like you helped me." "Take it easy." "Thanks, Beto." "Come on, babe, I'm your husband." "Everything's gonna be all right." "You're right." "Now get some rest." "You got a record to break tomorrow." "Guess so, huh?" "The record." "You get some rest, too." "Kisses." "Hello?" "Baton?" "Rudo, how's tricks?" "How many goals do I let through?" "Games are won by a single goal." "You got a deal." "I'm in." " You're positive?" " Yes." " Because my savings will be on the line." " Sure." "Don't worry." "Good night." "The scalpers are making a killing." "It is a blood duel!" "Two brothers." "Head to head." " Rudo is at his peak!" " Cursi's on a bad streak!" "Will Rudo break the shut-out record?" "His brother won't let it happen." "Even if he's stuck in limbo after his meteoric ascent." "What is Cursi feeling after the way he's lived these past few months?" "The brothers' duel has captivated the entire country." "Listen, guys, pay attention to goddamn Mafafo." "That guy likes sneaking behind our defenders and he's a bitch to cover." "Cursi!" "To the bench." "You're sedated and I can't risk it." " Yes, sir." " Garcia, you're in for Cursi." "Same plays, but please, make the goals." "Gather round." "Kill the music!" "Our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name..." "Good luck." "We have to win." "Yeah." "Bruno Lopez, mysterious coach." "Says nothing until the last minute." "Here's the line-up." "Breaking news, Cursi's on the bench, he's out." "Ninety minutes to the record, Rudo!" "Kiss my ass, Rudo!" "Hey, kid!" "What?" "Take a message to Cursi on the bench." "No way." "I can't budge." "Come on." "The other kid can cover for you." "I'm not allowed." " I'll give you an autographed jersey." " Fuck you, Rudo!" "Fucking faggots." "What do I tell him?" "Ask him if he's on the bench because I scare him." "Hurry up!" "Amaranto moves fast." "Fernandez upsets the Nopalero defense, an easy ball into Rudo's hands." "No, Rudo drops the ball!" "Here comes Farías!" "He shoots!" " Out of bounds!" " What a mistake by Rudo!" "How could you drop that beach ball?" "Seems like Rudo doesn't want the record." "What a stupid mistake." "What a jackass!" "Rudo's sloppiness puts pressure on the defense." "Zapallo?" "Double my wager." "Did you see what just happened?" "Then stop farting around and double it." "Come on!" "Spread out!" "Nopaleros stampedes down the right." "Serrano reaches the end line, sends back a pass." "Mafafo kicks." "Off the post!" "Amaranto is miraculously saved!" "Come on, Beto!" "Keep your eyes open!" "Let's go!" "What did he say?" "He says you've got no fucking idea what he's been through." "He said that?" "What are you laughing at?" "Here they come!" "Rudo comes out late, Mena takes aim." "Terrible kick!" "Horrible!" "Mena blew it, he won't get another chance like that." " The ref signals the end of the first half." " Be right back." "The best part of the game is yet to come." " Lend me your sister, Rudo!" " You're one lucky fuck." "Ain't I?" "Pay today or you're dead" "Hello?" "Listen, I'll pay, I swear." "Just give me a little more time." "How the hell will you pay, if you won't do what it takes?" "Baton?" "What do you want from me?" "I'm trying, but it's not so simple." "Don't fuck with me, bastard!" "Try harder." "It's already the second half!" "Did you see them play?" "They suck." "They couldn't score without a goalie." "Then make the goal yourself, but let them win!" "Why don't they send in Tato?" "Maybe he could do something." "He has woman trouble." "Worry about your own ass!" "Concentrate on what you've got to do!" "Can't you see there's a noose around your neck?" "Don't you get it?" "You've got to lose!" "Listen up, men!" "It's zero-zero, and you don't win a game with zeros." "When it's this close, talent and balls make the difference!" "Play with talent and balls!" " Who are we?" " Amaranto!" " What do we play with?" " Balls!" "Your bro's on the bench because he found out Gringa Roldán's screwing Maya, and they had to sedate him." " What's it to you, asshole?" " Nothing." "I screwed her good a long time ago." "Suck my dick, Cursi!" "Let me grab your ass, Cursi!" "Fucking Cursi wuss!" "Dive between my legs, Rudo!" "We're expecting a vibrant second half, Rudo's close to the record, 45 minutes away." "Kid!" "Come here!" "Tell Cursi to get a grip." "I hate seeing him like this." "Tell him, "Chin up."" "What'll Mom say if she sees him crying over a whore?" "That's really long." "Go tell him before you forget." "Send it over!" " Hello?" " Hi, Bruno." "Baton here." "Not now." "Why are you waiting, send in Cursi!" "This game was made for him." "Cursi's done." "He's in no condition to play." "You've got to send him in!" "Or you want the world to know your cut per player?" "Fuck you!" "Now he stays on the bench!" "Really?" "And will your wife be upset when she finds out you're banging Muteboy Villegas?" "Fuck off!" "Prick!" "Pass it!" " Cursi!" "Start warming up!" " Me?" "Yes, you!" "Let's see you break that bad streak." "In you go, asshole!" "Cursi, Rudo says your mama is a whore." "Out of my way." "Finally, a smart substitution." "There's Cursi." "The moment we've been waiting for." "He's seeking revenge after sitting on the bench." "Maybe Cursi can break the deadlock." "If he fails he'll be sent down to Second Division." "He's got everything to win, nothing to lose." "Cursi sucks your dick, Rudo!" "Go, Cursi!" "It's all yours!" "Cursi on the move, passes to Lopez, who sends back a beautiful pass." "Cursi one on one against his brother." "What a duel!" "He shoots!" "Goal!" " What a goal." " Shut up." " How the fuck did that happen?" " You left me alone." "String, kite, string!" "What?" "Offside!" "Incredible!" "What a close play!" "Cursi can't break the curse!" "Fortune remains on Rudo's side." "There's no offside!" "You wanker!" "Hang in there, Rudo!" "The ref is blind!" "You get my message, bro?" " My mom is not a whore!" " I didn't say that!" "What's wrong with you?" "What's wrong with those boys?" "Beto must have said something." "This'll calm you down." "Amaranto presses on." "Cursi shakes off a foul through the defender's legs!" "Passes to the center." "What, Zapallo?" "Don't fuck with me, we can't lose." "Don't break my balls!" "Games last 90 minutes." "Cursi dribbles in." "Rudo forgets about the ball." "The final minute lasts 60 seconds!" "Penalty!" "What'd I tell you?" "The ref's blind!" "That's no penalty!" "Now that's a penalty." " No way, ref!" " Of course not!" "What a stupid play by Rudo." "His record is in jeopardy." "There's something fishy here." " I didn't touch him!" " Don't lie!" "You're not a politician!" "I didn't touch you!" "Does it hurt?" "Or only when you laugh?" "Get up!" "Let Centipede take it!" "Give me a shot." "Coach wants me to take it." "I know, but give me a shot anyway." "I wanna break my bad streak." "Centipede!" "Fuck!" "The moment of truth comes for everyone." "I just want you to know," "I don't care if you forgive me, I just wanna make sure you're okay." "Shoot to the right, please." "What?" "Tension on the field." "What are those two saying?" "Nothing friendly, I assure you." "Tato, you're gonna be okay, bro." " Beto!" "We're brothers, man." " What?" "We're brothers." "Please, shoot to the right." "To the right." "Come on!" "Let's play!" "Time's almost up." "Take your positions." "Rudo, one more minute!" "Minute 89, two brothers face off at 12 paces, one ball, one record at stake." "Shoot!" "The game ends with this kick." "Shoot!" "The stadium is delirious." "Rudo against Cursi." "A family divided." "Shoot." "Incredible!" "Rudo snatches the glory from his own brother!" " Fucking A!" " Why is it always penalties?" "Rudo's the hero!" "He breaks the record!" "Cursi is done for!" "Those bastards!" "YOU DID IT, RUDO!" "Goalie, goalie!" " I should've taken the shot." " Chill out, man." "Penalty means punishment." "But only one man is penalized, the one who fails." "The winner is covered in glory." "If both are penalized, that means the grand game of life has defeated the beautiful game of soccer." "We're gonna fuck you up, asshole!" "Son of a bitch!" "We know where you live!" "We're gonna fuck you up, asshole!" "Son of a bitch!" "We know where you live!" "Cursi was sent to Second Division." "He never got his mojo back and quickly faded away." "He quit soccer and moved to Chilpancingo, where he runs a karaoke bar owned by his brother-in-law, Casimiro." "Every night, from 8:00 to 10:00, Cursi rules the stage." "Shit!" "What the hell?" "What's with this asshole?" "Why'd you cut me off?" "Rudo was lucky." "They didn't kill him." "The bullets ruined only one leg." "He had to quit soccer, but his shut-out record still stands." "He coaches a Second Division team his brother-in-law Casimiro bought." "Now he gambles from the bench." "What's up, dude?" "Nothing." "What's happening?" "The usual." "Mom's house turned out awesome, huh?" "Yeah." "Fucking Casimiro, he's one fat cat." "He sure is." "Nadia looks real nice pregnant, no?" "She's a whale." "She's ready to pop." "Seems like they're moving too fast." "That's their business, bro." "Sing something, okay?" " Yeah?" " Yeah." "All right." "What do you want to hear?" "The one..." "That one you're good at." "Which one?" "You know the one." "You're on." "But sing with me, all right?" "Remember..." "I want you to want me" "I need you to need me" "I'd love you to love me" "I'd love you to love me" "I'm begging you to beg me" "And me?" "The Verdusco brothers made me lose my shirt." "I bet everything on Amaranto to win." "That tie game didn't do me any good." "But I'm still gallivanting about." "Someone has to find the diamonds in the rough to keep the ball rolling." "Pardon me, who are those twins playing the wings?" "They're Hector and Nestor Morales." "The best midfielders in the state." "Lovely." "All for the love of the game."

"A Mostly True Story" "The smell is sweet, with urine only a minor component, the prevalent odour suggesting the inside of someone's ear." "Dank clothes are there, too, wet wool and onions, which she eats raw, plus, what for me has always been the essence of poverty, damp newspaper." "Miss Shepherd's multi-flavoured aroma is masked by a liberal application of various talcum powders, with Yardley's Lavender always a favourite." "And currently it is this genteel fragrance that dominates the second subject, as it were, in her odoriferous concerto." "But as she goes, the original theme returns, her own primary odour now triumphantly restated and left hanging in the house long after she has departed." "Tell her." "Miss Shepherd." "In future, I would prefer if you didn't use my lavatory." "There are lavatories at the bottom of the High Street." "Use those." "They smell." "And I'm by nature a very clean person." "I have a testimonial for a clean room, awarded me some years ago." "And, do you know, my aunt, herself spotless, said I was the cleanest of all my mother's children, particularly in the unseen places." "The writer is double." "There is the self who does the writing, and there is the self who does the living." "And they talk." "They argue." "Writing is talking to oneself." "And I've been doing it all my life, and long before I first saw this house five years ago." " Fifteen?" " Number 10 fetched 17." "Come on." "I thought you had a play on in the West End." "These houses have got so much potential, once you get rid of the junk." "There you have it." "Gloucester Crescent." "Good street." "On the up and up." "Big motor, have you?" "Loads of room." "Watch out..." " Just be a few minutes." " All right, governor." "You're not Saint John, are you?" " Saint John who?" " Saint John, the disciple whom Jesus loved." "No." "The name's Bennett." "Well, if you're not Saint John, I need a push for the van." "It's conked out." "The battery, possibly." "I put some water in." "Hasn't done the trick." "Well, was it distilled water?" "It was holy water, so it doesn't matter if it's distilled or not." "'Course, the oil is another possibility." "That's not holy, too?" "Holy oil?" "Well, in a van, it would be far too expensive." "Now." "I want pushing around the corner." "So..." "Are you wanting to go far?" "Possibly." "I'm in two minds." "I'm turning left!" "Is that it?" "I need..." "I need the other end." "Well, that's half a mile away." "I'm in dire need of assistance." "I'm a sick woman." "Dying, possibly." "I'm just looking for a last resting place, somewhere to lay my head." "Do you know of anyone?" "Bye-bye, madam." "Mind how you go." "A proper writer might welcome such an encounter as constituting experience." "Me, I have to wait and mull it over." "She saw you coming." "She's old." "You wouldn't get Harold Pinter pushing a van down the street." "No, unlike me." "But then I'm too busy not writing plays and leading my mad, vigorous creative life." "Yeah, you live it, I write it." " Welcome." " Hello." " All moved in?" " Hello." "Yes." " Was the move good?" " Yes, thank you." "Well done." "It's a pretty house." "Not as big as ours, of course, but then you're unattached." "No, it's attached to the house behind." "I mean you." "You're single." "Sickert once lived in the street, apparently." "Dickens' abandoned wife." "Now it's the usual North London medley." "Advertising, journalism, TV." "People like you, writers, artists." "Anything in the pipeline?" "Well, I have got a play on in the West End." "Of course you have, yeah." "Dare one ask?" "Thirteen five." " Oh, my God." " Yes, I know." "We're twice as big, so what does that make ours worth?" "Mind you, our new neighbour won't help the prices." "Yes, we've met." "Last year she was in Gloucester Avenue." "Now it's our turn." "She seems to have settled at 66." " Will they mind?" " I hope not." "We like to think we're a community." "Well, it's nice to talk to you." "So, what play has he got on?" "We saw it." "That domestic thing." "Gone." " That's litter, Mummy." " Those are her things." "We thought you might like some pears." "They're from our garden in Suffolk." "Pears repeat on me." "Were you planning on staying long?" "Not with that din going on." "I know what you're thinking." "Still, it's nice to feel we're doing our bit for the homeless." "I'd like to keep it like this." "Simple." " Monastic." " Quite." " This is my bedroom." " Nice." "So, do you like being in the play?" "Love it." "Love it." "So English." "Just what people want." "Bed looks comfortable." "Well, maybe you could come around and give me a hand with the decorating." "Sure." "My girlfriend's a dab hand at the painting." "Hello, darling." "You look a character." "Yes." "This is Camden Town." "Yes!" "I'm here most days." "I teach." "And the pavement is my blackboard." "Now, I also sell pencils." "A gentleman came by the other day." "He said the pencil he bought from me was the best pencil on the market at the present time." "You're against the common markets, I see." "Me?" "Who said it was me?" " You're not the writer?" " Not necessarily." "But I'll go so far as to say this." "They're anonymous." "And they're a shilling!" "You've only given me sixpence." "Well, it says there, "Saint Francis hurled money from him"." "Well, yes, but he was a saint." "He could afford to." "Sodding beggars!" "I'm not a beggar!" "I'm self-employed, and this gentleman is my neighbour." "On the move again?" "You didn't stay long." "No." "Because it was non-stop music." "Lucy is doing her O levels." "It's the noise levels I'm worried about." "Wave, darling." "Bye, darling." "Don't stay up too late." "Bye, darling." "Sorry about all this." " Glyndebourne." " Così." "Lucky you." "Have fun." "Look out." "Madam's on the move." "So, whose turn will it be now?" " Slow down." " I don't want to miss the curtain." " Mrs Vaughan Williams?" " No." "The Birts." "No!" "Sixty-two." "No." "Who?" "No!" "No!" " No, darling, that's us!" " Stop the cab!" "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "Sorry, you can't park here." "No, I've had guidance." "This is where it should go." " Guidance?" "Who from?" " The Virgin Mary." "I spoke to her yesterday." "She was outside the post office in Parkway." "What does she know about parking?" "Rufus, tell her we're going to Glyndebourne!" "I need a ruler." "I must measure the distance between the tyres and the kerb." "See, one and a half inches is the ideal gap." "I came across that in a Catholic motoring magazine under "Tips on Christian Parking"." "This isn't Christian parking." "It's a fucking liberty." "Rufus." "You try to be nice, and where does it get you?" "Darling." "Well, you didn't stay long outside 66." "Not with that din." "They're not musical, are they?" "Who?" "You know, 61." "No." "They go to the opera." "Are you all right?" "What with all this to-do," "I think I'm about to be taken short." "Can I use your lavatory?" "No!" "The flush is on the blink." "I don't mind." "Where is it?" "Where is it?" "Thank you." "I've got a meeting at the BBC." "What about?" "It's just something I'm writing." "I thought you were coming up." "In a week or two." "I'm on my own." "I know you're on your own." "We're all on our own." "Well, can I come down there for a bit?" "Is it a big house?" "Not really." "You wouldn't like it." "It's too many stairs." "They have these chairlift things now." "Are you still there?" "Yes." "The foot feller came today." " Who?" " The foot feller." "Do you mean the chiropodist?" " You've written that down." " I haven't." "Hey, I've given you some script." "I'm just raw material." "No, you're not." "Mam." "Are you all right?" "Yeah." "It's the van." " It gets very close." " I imagine." "You're tall." "My husband was tall." "I'm Mrs Vaughan Williams." "I won't shake hands." "Gardening." "What, the composer?" "Greensleeves?" "Among other things." "Why?" "Are you musical?" "I don't even know your name." "It's Miss Shepherd." "But I wouldn't want it bandied about." "I'm in an incognito position, possibly." "Safe with me." "Shepherd." "Drove ambulances in the war, apparently." "Well, where did she spring from?" " And a nun once." " A nun?" "In the convent up the street." "Still, everybody's got something to hide." "My brother-in-law's a policeman." "That's Camden!" "People wash up here." "Like me." " She'd be a good subject." " What for?" "You." "One of your little plays." "Remember, I planted the seed!" "No." "No." "I'm writing about Mam half the time as it is." "One old lady's enough." "I live, you write." "That's how it works." " Yeah, except you don't much." " Don't what?" "Live." "Put yourself into what you write." "How?" "We're both so fucking tame." "Miss Shepherd?" "I'm Lois." "The social worker." "I don't want a social worker." "I'm about to listen to the repeat of Any Answers?" "I brought you some clothes." "You wrote asking for a coat." "Not during Any Answers?" "I'm a busy woman." "I only asked for one coat." "I brought three, in case you fancied a change." "Where am I supposed to put three coats?" "Green is not my colour." "Have you got a stick?" "The Council have that in hand." "It's been precepted for." "Will it be long enough?" "Yes." "It's one of our special sticks." "I don't want a special stick." "I want an ordinary stick, only longer." "Shut the door." "If I want to get in touch with you, whom should I call?" "Well, you can try Mr Bennett at 23." "Only don't take any notice of what he says." "He's a communist, possibly." "Well, have you tried the people opposite?" "They're nearer." "Well, they said they don't relate to her." "You were the one she related to." "Is that what they said? "Related to"?" "No, that's me." "They said you were her pal." " She was your girlfriend." " Jesus." "Does she use your lavatory?" "Well, only in an emergency." "That might give her squatter's rights." "We'd be much happier if she moved on." ""We"?" "Camden." "All right, I've got everything." "The sherbet lemons, Cup-a-Soup, the miniature whisky." "That's medicinal." "Well, she seemed very understanding, the social worker." "Not understanding enough." "I mean, I ask for a wheelchair, and what does she get me?" "A walking stick." "And she says I don't get an allowance unless I get an address?" "Look, "The Van, Gloucester Crescent"." "Isn't that an address?" "No!" "It needs to be a house." "A residence." "Anyway, I might be going away soon, possibly." "How long for?" "Broadstairs, possibly." "Why Broadstairs?" "Have you family there?" "No." "No." "Have you got any family?" "I just need the air." "I saw a snake this morning." "It was coming up Parkway." "A long grey snake." " It was a boa constrictor, possibly." " No." "It looked poisonous." "It was keeping close to the wall, and I have a feeling it was headed for the van." "No, Miss Shepherd..." "I thought I'd better warn you, just to be on the safe side." "I've had some close shaves with snakes." "Listen to me, Miss Shepherd, there are no boa constrictors in Camden Town." "What, are you calling me a liar?" "I know a boa constrictor when I see one." "You all right, my love?" "Looking especially lovely today, sweetheart." "Don't "sweetheart" me." "I'm a sick woman!" "Dying, possibly." "Well, chin up, love, we all gotta go sometime." "Smells like you already have." "I do not believe in the snake, still less that it was en route for the van." "I do not believe in the snake, still less that it was en route for the van." "Only next day, I find there has been a break-in at the local pet shop." "So, there may have been a snake on the run." "Good God." "So, of course, I feel guilty." "Giles!" "Giles!" "Giles!" "A real writer would have asked her about her close shaves with snakes, only she seems to have cleared off." "Quick as you can, love." "I'm getting off." "Don't rush me!" "Don't rush me." "Nightie?" "This is not a nightdress." "This style can't have got to Broadstairs yet." "And I know the law." "You can't be arrested for wearing a nightie." "What're you doing in Broadstairs?" "I am minding my own business!" "Alan!" "Come out here!" "What for?" "There's some massive birds on the wall." "There never are." "There's nothing on the wall." "You're imagining things." "There are." "And there were, lined up on the garden wall, four peacocks from the Hall." "So, boa constrictors in the street, peacocks on the wall." "It seems that both at the northern and southern gates of my life stands a deluded woman." " Except you just said they aren't." " Aren't what?" " Deluded." " Well, not in this particular instance." "And they're not the same, Alan." "Mam and Miss Shepherd." "No, Alan, they are not." "But they are both old ladies." "That appears to be my niche apparently." "Whereas my contemporaries lovingly chronicle their first tentative investigations of the opposite sex, or their adventures in the world of journalism," "I'm stuck with old ladies." "All right." "I'm keeping a sodding notebook." "But only on the off chance." "She's not a project." "She's not in the pipeline." "I don't want to write about her." "She's..." "She's just something that's happening." "So, what do you want to write about?" "I want to write about spies." "Spies?" "Yeah, you see?" "You think that's barmy." "Spies, Russia." "I can't always be writing about the North." ""I was born and brought up in Leeds, where my father was a butcher." ""And as a boy, I would often go out on the bike with the orders."" "It's not Proust." "It's not even J.B. Priestley." "The houses in the Crescent were built as villas for the Victorian middle class." "And their basements are now being enlarged by couples who are liberal in outlook, but not easy with their newfound prosperity." "Guilt, in a word." "Which means that in varying degrees, they tolerate Miss Shepherd." "Their consciences absolved by her presence." "Merry Christmas!" "Shut the door!" "Shut the door." "I'm a busy woman." "I'm a busy woman." "Crème brûlée." "What was your first play about?" "Public school." "Which, more accurately, is what you Americans call private school." "But you didn't go to public school." "No." "But I read about it." "And what was your next play about?" "Sex." "I read about that, too." "Very good." "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Just..." "Get away from us!" "It's her!" "Do you have a problem?" " They were making the noise!" " They're children!" "I am a sick woman!" "You certainly are!" "Get off the road!" "Go ahead!" "Road hog." "Mr Bennett." "I've worked out a way of getting on the wireless." "What?" "I want to do one of those phone-in programmes." "Something someone like you could get put on in a jiffy." "You see, I could be called the "Lady Behind the Curtain", or "A Woman of Britain", you see." "You could take a nom de plume view of it." "And I see the curtain as being here." "You see, some greeny material would do." "I thought this was a phone-in." "Yeah, well?" "Well, it's the radio." "There's no need for a curtain at all." "Yes, we can iron out these hiccups when the time comes, you see." "And when I come in, I can catch up with some civilisation." ""Civilisation"?" "What, you mean the television?" "Yeah, you know, wild life." "Famines, you know." "Sheepdog trials, possibly." "I mean, I do watch." "I watch in Currys' window, but it's not ideal." "Yes." "What guerre?" "I was studying incognito à Paris." "But what were you studying?" "Music." "The pianoforte, possibly." "Have you got an old pan scrub?" "I'm thinking of painting the van." "You know, one of those little mop things they use to wash dishes with would do." " Well, how about a brush?" " I've got a brush." "It's just for the first coat." "Okay, she's been a nun." "Only now it turns out she's been a musician besides and seemingly with fluent French." "She's certainly no painter, because today, rain notwithstanding, she moves slowly around her mobile home, thoughtfully touching up the rust patches with crushed mimosa, always a favourite shade." "Morning." "She's using the wrong paint." "Cars have special paint." "Not this one." "It's Catholic paint." " And she smells." " That's because she's poor." "You'd smell if we were poor." "Morning, Ursula." " Hello, love." " Hello, darling." "Telling me about paint." "I was in infant school." "I won a prize for painting!" " But it's all lumps." "You have to mix it." " I have." "I have mixed it." "Only I got some Madeira cake in it." "Cake or no cake, all Miss Shepherd's vehicles ended up looking as if they'd been given a coat of badly made custard, or plastered with scrambled eggs." "Divine!" "Still, there were few occasions on which one saw her genuinely happy, and one of these was when she was putting paint on." "Jackson Pollock himself could not have done it better." "Even with a pan scrub." "What're you doing?" "Get off my van!" " Yellow lines." " Sorry?" "Parking restrictions." " What a bore." " She'll be illegally parked." "She'll have to move." "Look." "Look." " It's a removal order." " I know it's a removal order." "Well, it means you'll have to drive on somewhere else." "But I'm disabled!" "I don't always use a walking stick." "That pulls the wool over people's eyes." "But I am a bona fide resident of Camden!" "And I had rheumatic fever as a child, and mumps." "I still think you'll have to move on." "Go somewhere else." "It won't move." "There's not enough juice." " Well, I'll get you some up the road." " I don't like their petrol!" "I don't know." "It could be, it could go." "It just might need a bit of coaxing." "What I'm..." "What I'm worried about particularly are the wheels." "They're under divine protection." "If I do get this other vehicle, I'd like the wheels transferred." " What other vehicle?" " They may be miraculous, the tyres." "They've only had to be pumped up once since 1964." " What other vehicle?" " They only cost me a fiver." "Miss Shepherd, you said about another vehicle?" "Yeah, a van." "Another van?" "Well, a newer model." "A titled Catholic lady says she may get me one, as an act of charity." "It's Lady Wiggin." "Only she'd prefer to remain anonymous." "I'll bet she would." "So, why don't you park it outside her house?" " It's out of the question." " There's plenty of room." " I have neighbours!" " So have I." "So, should I not buy her another van?" " Please your fucking self." " What?" "Mr Bennett, I've worked it out." "Mr Bennett." "The ideal solution would be off-street parking." "You know, a driveway, possibly." "So, what are you going to do?" "Play it by ear." "Lady?" "Are you there?" "Is this a bad moment?" "Have you got something for me?" "You bad bitch!" "You dirty, lying bitch!" "Can I help you?" "Good evening to you, sir!" "I'm finding myself in the vicinity." "I'm taking the opportunity to pay my compliments to Margaret." " Margaret?" " An old friend from way back." "You mean Miss Shepherd?" "Shepherd, is it?" "Very good." " Well, she'll be asleep." " Of course." "I'll bid you a good night, sir." "I'll call again when my schedule permits." "Thank you." "Are you in there?" "Rise and shine!" " Get out, you old witch!" " What a smelly bitch!" "Come on, darling!" "Come on!" "Excuse me." "Excuse me, lads." " Who the fuck are you?" " Never mind who I am." "I've got your number!" "Just clear off!" "I live here, and I've got your number!" "An old lady lives in there." "Just shove off!" "Miss Shepherd?" "Miss Shepherd?" "Miss Shepherd, are you all right?" "Yes, yes." "I think so." "What was it about?" "It wasn't the police, was it?" "No." "They were louts, but if you choose to live like this, it's what you must expect." "I didn't choose." "I was chosen." "Well, that settles it." "You think?" "I can't always be looking out for her." "I'm not her keeper." "I mean, what happens to work?" " I think she should either go or..." " Or what?" "Or bring the van into the drive, where we can forget about her." "Actually, that's why some men marry." "So they don't have to think any more about their wives." " That's not bad." " Yes, except it's Proust." "Yes." "And it'll only be for a few months, until she decides where she's going." "It'll be easier, but it's not kindness." "No." ""Good nature, or what is often considered as such," ""is the most selfish of all virtues." ""It is nine times out of 10 mere indolence of disposition."" "That's not you." "Hazlitt." "And it's will." "Pure will." "She's known what she's wanted all along." "The soul in question did confess though in guarded terms in Rome in Holy Year, though I'm not sure the priest understood English." "Do I look like a joy rider?" "My child, you have already been given absolution for this particular sin." "I have given you it myself on several occasions." "Have faith." "Absolution is not like a bus pass." "It does not run out." "Christ." "There's air freshener behind the Virgin." "I thought we'd finally got rid of her." "He's a saint." "Ralph was the same." "Some people are just kind." " Kind?" " This is London, Ursula." "Nobody's kind." "Yeah, that's true." "And now the old cow has got a foot in the door." "He's a fool." " Who else would do it?" " Yes." "We might." "It's just the girls." "Pauline." "I'm just an unemployed actor, and I don't know the lady, but can I ask something?" " What makes her Alan's problem?" " Quite." "Darling, she's a human being." "Only just." "Changing the subject." "When are we going to find Alan a girl?" "Josephine's pregnant again." "No!" "Actually, I'm just trying to think who Josephine is." " The hamster." " Jesus." "Here we are." "We were just saying how grateful she'll be." "Yes." "Put the van in your drive?" "That never occurred to me." "I don't know." "I don't know." "It might not be convenient." "No, I've thought it over." "Believe me, Miss Shepherd, it's all right." "Just till you sort yourself out." "Well, not convenient for you!" "Convenient for me." "You're not doing me a favour, you know." "I have got other fish to fry." "A man on the pavement told me if I went south of the river, I'd be welcomed with open arms." "I was about to do her a good turn, but, as ever, it was not without thoughts of strangulation." "She would come into the garden, yes, but only as a favour to me." "That's it." "Have you put on the handbrake?" "I am about to do so." "Whereupon she applies the handbrake with such determination that, like Excalibur, it can never afterwards be released." "Are you all right?" "Now she is on the premises," "I sometimes get a glimpse of Miss Shepherd praying, and it is seldom a tranquil or a meditative process." "I hunger and thirst for fulfilment..." "The fervour of her intercessions rocking her to and fro." "...in possible light received." "What is it she's wanting forgiveness for?" "I used to pray myself when I was young, but never like this." "I'd never done anything, but what has she done?" "Who's the old bat?" "She's a friend." "A friend?" "Well, someone I know." "Weird." "Yeah, maybe." "Actually, I think I better be off." "You don't want to stay for coffee or anything?" "No." "Bye." "Mr Bennett?" "That young man, did he have an earring?" "He did." "You want to be careful." "She'll be wanting to move in next." "Said my mother, who's been in London on a state visit." " Why didn't you tell me she was in the drive?" " I forgot." "I got a whiff of her when I first came." "Right nasty bad dishcloth smell." "Well, she's in the garden." "Next, it'll be the house." "What will folks think?" "This is London." "Nobody thinks anything." "It's with her being a nun, not having got off." "They get thwarted." "An educated woman, and living like that." "Mind you, you're going down the same road." "Me?" "No cloth on the table." "No holder for the toilet roll." "Given time, I could have this place spotless." "You've got a home." "You won't want to live here." "Where does she go to the lav?" "It has something to do with plastic bags." "What sort of plastic bags?" "Stout ones, I hope." " You've not met her." "Do you want to?" " No." "No." "With her being educated I wouldn't know what to say." "Give us a kiss!" " When will you be coming up next?" " Soon." "The thing is" "I keep seeing a car in the car park." "That's slightly to be expected, isn't it?" "At night." "Watching." "You taking your tablets?" "When I remember." "She should be in a home." " Where does she go to the lav?" " I told you." "Looked after." "A place where they'd wash her and make her presentable." "I'm surprised they let her roam the streets." "It's like a fairy story, a parable..." "Good morning." "...in which the guilty is gulled into devising a sentence for someone innocent..." "Hello." "...only to find it is their own doom they have pronounced..." "King's Cross, please." "...because my mother is much closer to being put in a home..." " Got your purse?" " Yes." "...than Miss Shepherd." "I do miss your dad." "Give me a kiss." "I asked our Gordon, when he was a pilot, did he go behind the clouds?" " Did he?" " I can't remember." "He's a love, though." "I know that." " Bye, Mam." " Bye." "Good afternoon." "Does Jesus Christ dwell in this house?" "No." "Try the van." "Thanks." "Clear off!" "Mr Bennett?" "These men who come late at night," "I know what they are." "Jesus." "They're communists." "Else why would they come at night?" "We constantly come back to the same point." "Argentina was the invader." "The Argentine..." "I like the new vehicle." "Not a mark on it." "Not a bloody scratch!" "What's your name now, Margaret?" "My name's Mary!" "Go away!" "Mary, is it now?" "Mary what?" "Mary what?" " I'll call the police!" " Call the police?" "I don't think you will, you two-faced pisshole." "'Cause calling the police is just what you didn't do." "Apropos of which, I think another contribution is due." "Can I help you?" "What's all this din?" "No din, sir." "Margaret and I were just taking a stroll down memory lane." "No." "Don't "Margaret" me." "That name is buried to sin." "You came before." "Of course, this isn't the van, is it?" "She had another one." "Kind of you." "A homeless woman." "A thankless soul." "And not over-salubrious." "Good-bye, Margaret." "I thought you said your name was Mary." " It is." " So, why does he call you Margaret?" "He's taken too much to drink on an empty stomach, possibly." "It is your name?" "Mary Shepherd." "Subject to the Roman Catholic Church in her rights and to amendment." "It's obviously not her name." "But although years have passed since she drove her van into the garden," "I'm still too polite to ask who she is, let alone what this fellow wants who materializes at regular intervals and comes braying on the side of the van." "Music has something to do with it." "But is it just the noise, or music itself?" "I can hear the music." "I can hear it!" "Why must you play that?" "I can hear it!" "How can you dislike music?" "You used to play the piano." "How do you know that?" "You told me." "I didn't say I didn't like it." "I don't want to hear it, that's all!" "Should she speak now?" "Should she explain?" "Well, she never lets on." "Never explains." "Well, maybe she should." "Well, I..." "I was once left alone in a room in the convent." "They didn't leave novices alone normally." "And there was a piano there." "I tried it, and it was open." "It needed tuning." "Some of the notes were dead." "But it sounded more beautiful to me than any of the pianos I'd ever played." "And then suddenly, the mistress of the novices came in." "Crept in, possibly, 'cause I didn't hear her." "She said..." "It's God's will." "That was what God wanted." "And that I'd been told before." "And don't argue." "I said, couldn't I just play some hymns for us to sing to?" "And she said that was arguing." "And I'd never make a nun if I argued." "So, with painful symmetry, my mother ends up in a home in Weston-super-Mare while her derelict counterpart resides in my garden." "Putting my mother in a home, I see as some sort of failure." "And giving the other a home, that's a failure, too." "Jesus." "She's got herself a three-wheeler." "Where will you park it?" "In the residents' parking." " You haven't got a permit." " Yeah, I have." "Yes, I got one yesterday." "Well, you never told me." "Well, you'd only have raised objections if I had." "Have you insured it?" "I don't need insuring." "It's like the van, I'm insured in heaven." "So, who pays if you have an accident, the Pope?" "I shan't have an accident." "Well, what if you run into something?" "I shan't run into anything." "I'm an experienced driver." "I drove ambulances in the blackout." "Well, what if someone runs into you?" "Miss Shepherd, what if someone runs into you?" "You have no business saying that." "Why do you say that?" "No one is going to run into me!" "Where's the key?" " What key?" " The car key." "I put it down." "Well, I haven't got it." " You had to have taken it." " I have not." "You're lying!" "You don't want me to have the car, so you've taken the key." " Don't shout!" " I have to shout because of your ignorance." "People coming and going all hours of the day and night." "I'd be better off in a ditch!" "Give me the key!" "I haven't got your sodding key!" "What's that around your neck?" "This is the key." "The sodding key!" "Having fun?" "Shouldn't you say sorry?" "I've no time for sorry." "Sorry is for God." "This was the only time I ever touched her, and not because she was calling me a liar, but because she seemed mad." "It was my mother." "It's always Mam you compare her with." "They are not the same." "I don't like them even sharing the same sentence." "These days, it's almost as if we're married." ""How's your old lady?" They say." "Which is what people call a wife." "Your old lady." "How's your old lady?" "Well, she's still there." "I'm still here." "Your mother died, didn't she?" "No, she's still here, too." "She's in a home." "Except she's not all there." "She's not anywhere." "Shouldn't we make that plain in the play?" "No." "It's classified information." "Years ago, Mam wanted Miss Shepherd put in a home." "But she's still on the loose." "Of course, whether she's all there or not is anyone's guess." "Mr Bennett!" "You know, I don't like the three-wheeler standing in the street." "You see, if you pushed the van in front of your window," "I could get the Reliant in there on the drive." "There's tons of room." "So, I have the van and the Reliant." "Yeah, I've had guidance that's where it should be." "You know, in terms of vandals." "Guidance from whom?" "I'm not at liberty to speak." "I think I may contact my new social worker." "What for?" "You always say you don't want the social worker." "I've had guidance she might help." "I don't want a used car lot." " Mary says." " Mary who?" "Mary." "Your Lady in the Van." "Didn't you know her name was Mary?" "Well, I suppose I did." "I always call her Miss Shepherd." "We all have names." "Perhaps if you called her by her name and she called you by yours," ""Alan", "Mary", you never know, it might be easier to talk things through." "Through?" "There is no through." "How do you talk things through with someone who has conversations with the Virgin Mary?" "You talk things through with Isaiah Berlin, maybe, who, in comparison with Miss Shepherd, is a man of few words." "You do not talk things through with her because you don't get through." "Alan, I'm getting a bit of hostility here." "I realise for you this may be a steep learning curve." "No." "It is not a steep learning curve." "I've never been on a so-called learning curve." "I'm about as likely to be found on a learning curve as I am on the ski slopes at Zermatt." "And besides, her name isn't Mary." "Some people seem to think it's Margaret." "You know, it isn't even Shepherd." "Well, I have her down as Mary." "Yes, and you presumably have her down as a rational human being." "Hello!" "Mummy!" "Back in half an hour." "Hello, Margaret." "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee." "Blessed art thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb." "What are you doing there?" "Come on!" "What's happened to Stirling Moss?" "Haven't seen her at the wheel recently." "Taking a well-earned break, I imagine." "The Dordogne, possibly." " Really?" " Pauline." "Her car's back." "But I haven't seen her around for a bit." "I wonder if she's all right." "Am I right in thinking that large, many-contoured stain at the back of her frock denotes incontinence?" "I don't think it's a fashion statement." "Darling." "What you must be hoping is that one of these days she'll just slip away." "Don't you believe it." "That's what happens in plays." "In life, going downhill is an uphill job." "How's your mother?" "Same." "Sits." "Smiles." "Sleeps." "Are you all right?" "Me?" "Yes, why?" "I'm just going to the theatre." " Not upset about your play?" " No." "I read a good review the other day." " I was told they were all good." " They are, I'm sure." "We enjoyed it." "Though I hadn't realised it was just going to be you and nobody else." "Well, yes." "It's a monologue." "Yes, I suppose." "I'm just amazed how you remember it all." "The review I read was particularly perceptive about you." "Really?" "Saying what?" "That you couldn't make your mind up." " About what?" " Anything, really." "It meant in a good way!" "Thanks." "Actually, I couldn't make it out at all." "What was it about?" "Him, as usual." "Not coming clean." " What about?" " What do you think?" "And when I came down again, she's still sat there, hat and coat on." "She said, "Graham, my one aim in life is for you to be happy."" "And execute 45." ""If I thought that by dying it would make you happy, I would."" "Go." "I said, "Mam," ""your dying wouldn't make me happy." "In fact, the reverse." ""It would make me unhappy." "Anyway, Mam, you're not going to die."" "She said, "No, I'm not going to die." ""I'm going to get married." "The honeymoon is in Tenerife." ""Have one of your tablets."" "So, for the umpteenth time, I biked back from the theatre where I'd been talking about my mother." "Well, at least I know where my mother is." "Miss Shepherd." "Miss Shepherd?" "I don't like it." " So, look in." " No." " Are you scared?" " No." "Not of the body." "Scared this may be the end of the story, and now I'm going to have to write it." "Still, now she's gone." "I can make it up." "Narrative freedom." "Whoopee." "Miss Shepherd." " Miss Shepherd?" " Go on." "What are you doing?" "Looking at my things?" "I thought you might be ill or dead." " Dead?" "Me?" " I was concerned." "You were nosy!" "I haven't seen you." "I'm sorry." "I'm not dead!" "You'll know when I'm dead." "I'm sorry." "Dead?" "Me?" "I shan't die in a hurry, I can tell you." "Dead?" "Don't make me laugh." "She didn't die then, and nor did my mother." "But as the years passed, both of them were beginning to fade." "As you can appreciate, it's difficult to take a history." "But I'm right in thinking she hasn't been a smoker?" " No." " Not been a smoker, doesn't drink." "All things considered, a very healthy woman." "You think?" "This is a woman who's broken her hip." "And of course, in someone younger and in better circumstances, we'd give them antibiotics." "But at your mother's age, and in her state of mind, one wonders if this is altogether kind." "And if you don't give her antibiotics, what will happen?" "She may recover." "Or not." "She could just sleep away." "You mustn't reproach yourself." "You've done more than can be expected." "Thank you." "Mr Bennett." " Where have you been?" " Seeing my mother." "How is she?" "The same." "She doesn't remember me now." "Well, I'm not surprised." "She doesn't see you very often." "Will you write about me?" "I don't know." "She never said this." "So?" "I've heard you." "On the wireless." "Does she know that?" "Well, how can she?" "She doesn't know who she is." "Yeah, that's what you think." "Using your mother." "You should be ashamed of yourself." "She didn't say this." "No." "But why shouldn't she?" "You write about her all the time, one way or another." "You use your mother." "That's what writers do." "Me next, I suppose." "Anyway, now you're here, I need some shopping done." "You ought to go yourself." "You should try and walk more." " I do walk." " I never see you." "Well, that's 'cause you're not around in the middle of the night." "I want some batteries." "And some sherbet lemons." " Mr Bennett?" " Yes?" "Would you like to push me up the street?" "Not particularly, no." "This'll do." "Turn me 'round." "Turn me 'round!" "All right." "Careful!" "Are you all right?" "Yes, I think so." "Would you like me to make you a cup of coffee?" "No." "No, I don't want you to go to all that trouble." "I'll just have half a cup." "I have to go to mass." " Well, you're not fit." " Here." "It's an anniversary and a day of obligation." "Who for?" "A saint?" "No." "A young man." "Someone you loved?" "No!" "Certainly not." "Just someone I..." "Someone who died." "He'd be in his 50s now." "Was he a Catholic?" "Possibly, possibly." "Only he's in purgatory." "He needs my prayers." "What was his name?" "No, I never bother with names." "The body of Christ." "The body of Christ." " Yes?" " I live down the street." "I've seen you." "It's you that has the van." "Yes." "Difficult woman." "A Catholic." "One of the sisters remembers her." "I've been told she was very argumentative." "Is that why she was made to leave?" "Disputatious, she was." "I've had her pointed out to me on that account, hankering after the piano." "She always thought she was right." "She wasn't right." "God is right." "End of story." "Anyway, what do you want to know for?" " She's ill." " Who?" "The woman?" "I wondered if there was a nun available who could talk to her, do her some shopping." "We don't have shopping nuns." "It's a strict order." "I've seen them shopping." "I saw one yesterday at Marks Spencer." "She was buying meringues." "The Bishop may have been coming." "Well, does he like meringues?" "Who are you, coming 'round, asking if the Bishop likes meringues?" "Are you a communist?" "She's ill." "She's a Catholic, and I think she might be dying." "Well, they can pray for her, only you'll have to fill in a form." "She'll probably pull her socks up once your back is turned." "That's been my experience where invalids are concerned." "This way out!" "I don't want you bumping into the sisters." "Another parcel on the path." "If..." "When I write about all this, people will say there's too much about shit." "But there was a lot about shit." "Shit was in the forefront." "Caring, which is not a word I like, caring is about shit." " I've talked to Mary." " Or Margaret." "Or Margaret." "Miss Shepherd, anyway." "She tells me you don't encourage her to get out and lead a more purposeful life, and put obstacles in her way." "I don't encourage her to think she can become prime minister." "I do encourage her to try and get to the supermarket." "Yes." "A carer will often feel that..." "Excuse me, may I stop you?" "Do not call me the carer." "I am not the carer." "I hate caring." "I hate the thought." "I hate the word." "I do not care, and I do not care for." "I am here, she is there." "There is no caring." "Alan, I'm sensing hostility again." "You see, I'm wondering whether having cared for Mary, as it were, singlehanded for all these years, you don't understandably resent it when the professionals lend a hand." "No, though I resent it when the professionals turn up every three months or so and try to tell me what this woman, whom I have coped with on a daily basis for the past 15 years, is like." "What is she like?" "Mary, as you call her, is a bigoted, blinkered, cantankerous, devious, unforgiving, self-serving, rank, rude, car-mad cow." "Which is to say nothing of her flying faeces and her ability to extrude from her withered buttocks turds of such force that they land a yard from the back of the van and their presumed point of exit." "Though, of course, you didn't say any of that." "People will think it's because you're too nice." "It's actually because you're too timid." "Yes." "Though this being England, timid is good, too." "Well, this has been very helpful." "I'll see about getting her a doctor." "Is it a man doctor?" "Yes." "I don't want a man doctor." "Don't they have a woman?" "Sorry." "Miss Shepherd, I only want to take your pulse." " Which hand?" "Do you have a preference?" " No." "It's normally cleaner than that." "Miss Shepherd, I'd like to take you to hospital for a day or so, just to run some tests." "No, I've always had great faith in onions." "Yes." "But onions can only take you so far, medically speaking." "She won't go to hospital." " How do you know?" " Ask her." "Would she go to the day centre?" "She could be looked at there." "And she could stay for a few days." "She won't go to the day centre." "Are you sure?" "Have you asked her?" "She will not go to the day centre." "I know." "Of course I'll go." "They won't make me stay in?" "No, they're going to give you a bath and put you in some clean clothes and do some tests." "Will they leave me to it?" " Where?" " In the bath." "I know how to bath myself." "I've won awards for that." "Yes, I remember." " Mr Bennett." " Yes?" "It won't look as if I'm being taken away, will it?" "Taken away where?" "Where they take people because they're not right." "Do they do that still?" "Well, sometimes, but you need a lot of signatures." "But they pretend things to get you there sometimes." "That's the danger with next of kin." "It's one of their tricks." "They might be pretending it's a day centre." " No." " Well, I..." "I've been had like that once before." "Alan." "Miss Shepherd." "Now, I'm a bit behindhand with things, so there may be a bit of a..." "Put your arm around my neck." "There we go." "I've not gone in for this kind of thing much." "I note how, with none of my own distaste, the ambulance driver does not hesitate to touch Miss Shepherd, and even puts his arm around her as he lowers her into the chair." "I note, too, his careful rearrangement of her greasy clothing, pulling the skirt down over her knees in the interest of modesty." "I'm coming back, you know." "This isn't a toe in the water job." "Is there anything you'd like us to take and have us wash?" "Well, why?" "Most of my things are clean." "Not ill, your friend?" " No." " Not going?" "Only to the day centre, apparently." "The children always ask after her." "They used to be so frightened of her when they were young." "One's in Washington now." "The World Bank." "How long has it been?" "Ten years?" " More like 15." " A lifetime." "Mr Bennett." "Mr Bennett." "That social worker wanted to know my next of kin." "I don't want my next of kin broadcast, so I said I didn't have any." "Only, they're in this envelope." "And you keep it under your hat." "Do you know I was an ambulance driver myself once?" "During the war." "I knew Kensington in the blackout." "Really?" "The chair goes up on a lift." "And in this small ascension, when she slowly rises above the level of the garden wall, there is a vagabond nobility about her." "A derelict Nobel Prize winner, she looks, her grimy face set in a kind of resigned satisfaction." "Could we do that again?" "I'd like another go." "When you come back." "Here we go." "You smell lovely." " You okay?" " Yes." "Good." "There." "Your M.O.T." "There you go." "Hello, Margaret." "Fourteen years?" "You must be a saint." "She's a difficult woman, my sister." "Edith won't have her in the house." "I used to help her out when I could." "It's what Mother would have wanted." "I'm not a saint, just lazy." " I know she was an ambulance driver." " Yes." "And she was a nun." "Twice over." "Till they got rid of her." "Tipped her over the edge." "She spent some time in an asylum." "Banstead." "Which was my fault." "No." "Mind you, she's a difficult woman." "Such a bully." "Did she bully you?" "She bullies me." "Well, I had her put away." "Incarcerated." "Sectioned is what you'd call it today." "Mind you, she got away from them, too." "Gave them the slip, ended up in the van." "Does she still play?" "Piano?" "No." "That is sad." "Have you heard of Cortot?" "Alfred Cortot, the virtuoso pianist?" "Yes." "Margaret was his pupil." "Yeah, she had to go over to Paris for lessons." "It wasn't easy in those days." "And practise." "My word, she used to practise all day long." "Well, the nuns put a stop to that." "Test of obedience." "I was a vet in Africa, and when I came back, the music was out." "Finished." "Practising had become praying." "Played at the Proms once." "Miss Shepherd?" "Miss Shepherd?" "I just tried to visit you." "I wasn't stopping there." "A woman said my face rang a bell." "Was I ever in Banstead?" "And she would not stop." "They gave me some mince and she said," ""You'll find the mince here a step up from the mince in Banstead."" "I don't know about the..." "The mince in Banstead, or anywhere else, for that matter." "That's just where they put people when they're not right." "Well, you look nice and clean." "Yeah, well, that'll be the bath." "They let me do it myself." "The nurse came and gave me some finishing touches." "She said I'd come up a treat." "I bought you these." "Flowers?" "What do I want with flowers?" "They..." "They only die." "I've got enough on my plate without flowers." "Why, you won't often have been given flowers." "Who says?" "I've had bigger flowers than these." "And with ribbons on." "These don't compare." "Music." "How are people supposed to avoid it?" "You see, I had it at my fingertips." "I had it in my bones." "I could play in the dark." "Had to sometimes." "And the keys were like rooms." "C major and D minor." "Dark rooms and light rooms." "Just like a mansion to me, music." "Only it worried me, that playing came easier than praying." "And I..." "I said this, which may have been an error." "Said it to whom?" "My confessor." "He said that was another vent the devil could creep through." "So, he outlawed the piano." "Put paid to music generally." "Said dividends would accrue in terms of growth of the spirit." "Which they did." "They did." "How's your mother?" "The same." "Still in the coma?" "No." "She's just getting a bit of shut-eye." "People do." "Well, good night." "Mr Bennett?" "Hold my hand." "It's clean." "So much of what this woman's life had been, I found out only after her death." "So, to tell her story, I have occasionally had to invent," "So, to tell her story, I have occasionally had to invent, though much of it one could not make up." "And I do not make it up when I say that it was on the morning after this talk, when she lay in the van with her hair washed, that on that same morning comes the social worker into the garden," "bearing clean clothes, linen and ointment and knocks on the door of the van." "It is a van no longer." "It is a sepulchre." "Can I use your phone?" "Yes." "Yes, of course." "Even now, I do not venture into this evil-smelling tomb." "But I feel cheated that the discovery of the body has not actually been mine and that having observed so much for so long," "I am not the first to witness her death." "Now, in quick succession, come the doctor, the priest and men from the undertaker's all of whom do what no one else has done for 20 years." "Namely, without pause and seemingly without distaste, step inside the van." "Lord grant her everlasting rest and let perpetual light shine upon her." "Present her to God the Most High." "She's gone, then, the lady." "He'll know." "She'll have told him." "Only they got to keep mum, vicars." "No helping the police with their enquiries." "Did you know she was on the run?" "Miss Shepherd?" "Miss whatever you call her, yeah." "Stationary at a junction, a young lad on a motorbike comes 'round a corner too fast" "and smashes into her vehicle." "Not her fault." "Only here's a dead boy on the road who she thinks she's killed." "Does she call the police?" "Flag down a fellow motorist?" "No." "She clears off pronto." "Thereby putting herself on the wrong side of the law." "So, you blackmailed her." "I'm a policeman, Mr Bennett." "Retired, of course." "We don't do things like that." "Well, it's a cut above her previous vehicle." "All those years, stood on my doorstep, she was outside the law." "A life, this is what I keep thinking, a life beside which mine is just dull." "Left to my own thoughts at the graveside, one of the undertaker's men takes the eye." "Not an occupation one drifts into, I imagine, undertaking." "Mr Bennett." "Excuse me." "I'm supposed to be the centrepiece here." "But I'm forgetting that the dead know everything." "You should be fighting back the tears, not eyeing up the talent." "Well, it's a thought." "She's dead now." "I can do what I want with her." "Yes, you can." "I'm dead." "Feel free!" "Hello." "There are two of you now." "Is that because you're in two minds?" " Yes." " No." "Where are you going, Miss Shepherd?" "I was wondering, would either of you object if the van became a place of pilgrimage?" " No." " I'm getting rid of the van." "The van is going." "Healing could take place, and any proceeds could go towards the nuns." "The nuns?" "What did the nuns ever do for you?" "Well, not much, but when the donations start rolling in they'll realise what a catch I would have been." "It was the same with Saint Bernadette." "They didn't realise with her until it was too late." "This way." "There's someone I want you to meet." "That's something you could do." "This thing you're trying to write, well, you could pump it up a bit." "If it were on the lines of The Song of Bernadette, it would make you a packet." "I mean, why?" "Why did you just let me die?" "I'd like to go up into heaven." "An ascension, possibly." "A transfiguration." "That's not really my kind of thing." "There you are." "This is my new friend." " Hello." " Hello." "It's the young man who crashed into the van." "Hi." "I thought it was me that killed him." "Turns out it was his own fault." "So, one way and another, we've got heaps to talk about." "Goodbye." "Mr Bennett?" "Yes." "I came into your drive for three months and I stayed for 15 years!" " Mr Bennett?" " Yes?" " Do you know what that is?" " No." "It's the last laugh." "Well, she wanted an ascension." "Let's answer her prayers." "Stand by, Miss Mary Teresa Shepherd, late of 23 Gloucester Crescent." "Up you go." "Starting out as someone incidental to my life, she remained on the edge of it so long, she became not incidental to it at all." "As homebound sons and daughters looking after their parents think of it as just marking time before their lives start, so, like them, I learned there is no such thing as marking time" "and that time marks you." "In accommodating her and accommodating to her," "I find 20 years of my life has gone." "This broken-down old woman, her delusions, and the slow abridgement of her life, with all its vehicular permutations, these have been given to me to record as others record journeys across Afghanistan or Patagonia" "or the thighs of a dozen women." "You wanted me to make things happen." "And I never have much, but it doesn't matter." "Because what I've learnt, and maybe she taught me, is that you don't put yourself into what you write." "You find yourself there." "I never wanted to write about her." "If there'd been a bit more in your life, I wouldn't have had to." "Maybe I will now." "What?" "Have a bit more in my life." "I might even start living." "Good day?" "Not bad." "You?" "These came." "Very good." " Coming down?" " All right." "That's the end of the story." "It might make a play." "What do you think?" "Now I'm here, I think you should stop talking to yourself." "Hi." "Hi, Alan." "Okay, nice and quiet, please." "Here we go." "And let's turn over." " B." " Mark it." "Okay, take 14." "And, action!" "Gloucester Crescent has had many notable residents, but none odder or more remarkable than Miss Mary Shepherd, to whom we dedicate this blue plaque today."

"Hello." "The France-England match?" "I don't like sports." "Watch it!" "You're going down the wrong path." "Cold Duck..." "It figures." "Don't mind me." "I just need to straighten up." "I'll organize these books." "Sometimes our destiny is held in one of these." "Pardon?" "What do you do for a living?" "Am I too curious?" "We're direct in my country." "No, it's okay." "I'm a writer." " Like me, how "stranger"." " "Stranger", indeed." "Let me clear the table." "It's reality, in a way." "Reality..." "I make good money." "I'm a rich and famous writer." "I just published my 2nd book." "My 3rd will be a great love story..." "with a beautiful girl." "I'll love her and she'll love me because I'm rich... and I'm a famous writer." "We're going out, Andre." " We'll have lunch when we get back." " I could make something." "See you soon." "Eggs... peas." "On the Menu:" "Omelets with peas." " Sorry, I thought I was alone." " You look funny in that." " Can I help you?" " Okay." "Don't pull on it!" "You lack balance." " Do you smell something?" " Oh, shit!" "My food!" "If you write as bad as you cook... you're not serious, Mr. Writer." "It's excellent!" "I didn't know you could cook." "French cuisine is famous." "Yes, famous." "He did everything perfectly." ""It's what Galtier-Boissière said, in addition to key events in my life..." ""Gonorrhea in 1930." "Meeting Celine in 1934."" "I'll be going." "See you tomorrow, maybe." "Andre..." "Go now." "I'm going out to buy a book." "Would you go with me?" "Anywhere you like." "Let's go." "It's warm in here." "Cute, isn't it?" "I got it when I was two years old." "I still remember." "I remember everything." "It's important to remember the past." "You must remember it." "You want to know me better?" "Yes." "It's proof of the past." "Look for me!" "Who is this big man?" "That's my father." " Is he still alive?" " No, he's dead." "Are you happy?" "Yes, but the alarm clock scares me." "That's silly." "The night is long and we love each other." "Le Monde, please." " How much is it?" " 40 cents." " How's it going, guys?" " We have nothing to smoke." " Take a drink of this." " No, thank you." "Here, Mr. Andre." " Why are you here today?" " It's Saturday." "I'm relaxing." " You look tired." "Something wrong?" " Haven't you seen the papers!" "Oh, we live in strange times." "You can't get upset over everything." "It's for my pay." " Name?" " Bressard" "I.D.?" "928 Francs." "100... 200.. 300... 400... 500... 600... 700... 800... 900... 20... 25..." " Not much, is it?" " Enough to live on." "To live on..." "Right, on this!" "Goodbye!" "You forgot 3 francs." "Money!" "I don't have any money." "Just a few francs each month." "I want lots of money." "Wads of cash!" "Mr. Dutour, after being injured in yesterday's attack, has died." "That brings the number of victims to nine." "And now our show..." "Keep Smiling!" "A pack of Briard's..." "Corn leaf." "Le Monde, please." " How much is it?" " 40 cents." " You don't have change?" " No." "One ticket." "A ticket, please!" "A ticket?" "Yes." "Bombs... terrorism... victims..." "Death strikes everywhere!" "Such waste!" "But we'll get those bastards!" "Politics is all about money..." "And I have an idea." "I'm weak now but that will change." "They're small notes, but I have a lot of them." "I can make my budget..." "allocate my capital." "Rent..." "Food..." "Pocket money..." "A pair of slacks." "A record player..." "I'm over budget." "It's impossible." "THE REBEL" " Hi." " How are you?" " Pff... and you?" " I'm okay." "Do you always read that kind of stuff?" " Yes, like everyone." " The majority isn't always right." "You should read L'Express, or Le Monde, or L'Obervateur." " Did you hear about the attack?" " What attack?" "If you read something else, you'd know better." "A beer." "These are cool." "I feel like buying one." "If you saw their display windows..." "What fashion!" "This coat would look great on me." "You don't see anything." "I saw that nine people died yesterday!" "Silly girl!" "I'm going to buy it." "You don't like anything..." "nothing I like anyhow." " I have to go." " Let's go out tonight?" "Impossible." "I'm like a table at La Tour d'Argent, booked in advance." "See you soon..." "Goodbye." "Were you in Vietnam?" "Yes, with Jean-Pierre Muscardot." "You know Jean-Pierre Muscardot?" "Yes, we served together." "It must have been hard." "Well, that's war." "We were there for a while." "Did you go to school in Algeria?" "Yes, I went to high school there." "Did you graduate?" "I almost did, but I didn't pass all my final exams." "But I took my exams again by correspondence." " Did you pass?" " Yes, I got my diploma." "You're beautiful, Miss." "What's your name?" "You don't know?" "I'm already in love with you." "Let me tell you that I love you." "She looked at me." "You looked at me, so I'll come up to you." "No, you can't just approach a girl you don't know on the Metro." "Besides, society prevents you from talking to me." "You're here." "I'm here..." "And we're strangers." "We'll stay strangers." "Goodbye, Miss." "Goodbye." "Too bad." "Hello." "Here you go." "See you." "Twelve clients." "That's a long day." "Great!" "Long days stink." "Finish up." "I have to fix the machine." "A beer, please." "Finally!" "What took so long?" " We've been busy." " You could have called." " Who do I complain to?" " The company." "Okay, then." "Here's your beer." " Give me a call later." " Okay." "Okay..." "let's see what's wrong." " You've got a cool job." " It was at first." "That looks complicated." "It looks complicated, but it's rather simple." "This is a classic model." " Will it take long?" " No, it's just a circuit." "You have to hit it hard but stay cool." "Pinball is like politics." "You need reflexes and to be alert." " It's hard to win on this one." " No, give it a try." "Move your hands." "Loosen your fingers and concentrate." "Look at the angle." "Another terrorist attack." "Le Monde." "It's bad, guys." "I was there." "I heard the explosion." "That bastard who planted the bomb!" "We should blow him up." "Something must be done." "The end justifies the means." "At any means?" "You can't blow up everybody who's not like you." "That's not right." "They profess their ideas by their acts." "They just like violence." "OUT OF ORDER" "A beer, please." "Hi, how are you?" " I'm okay." "You still making movies?" " Yes, but it's hard now." "European cinema is screwed!" "Producers are afraid to invest because it's not profitable." "So you go it alone, but there's no money." "And you?" "I'm writing." "I have some plans." "I want to do a report on Africa..." "Gabon, maybe." "What do you write?" "Everything... poems." "But people aren't interested." "That's not bad." "Nobody's interested in cinema or literature." "They only like pinball." "Pinball?" "Yes, I'm getting sick of it, but you have to make a living." " Hurry up." " I'm going." "Books and literature will get you nowhere." "It seems I'm not real." "Some guy invented me to make a film." "Now people are watching this fictional story." "I'll turn the tables." "I'm going to watch my story, and become part of the audience." "THE ATTACK" "We must stop all this!" "It's scandalous!" "It's mass rebellion again." "An army of fools!" "It's time to take a stance!" "They've shown no mercy!" "Let's knock them on their asses!" "We're walking in the dark." "We're impotent." "We advance by revolution." "We're being slaughtered by lack of initiative." "It's insane!" " Let him talk!" " No, he..." " No, he just talks in general." " Mostly rubbish!" "Okay, I'll speak." "We have to do something!" "We're being ripped apart by their machinations." "Their appetite grows and feeds on the masses." "We need to make a big strike and unite the democratic forces." "We're young, restless, and impatient." "We must act now!" "Right!" "Let's vote on the 1st counter-attack:" "Removing from the city walls... all fascist slogans." "Yeah, let's form teams!" "That's totally useless!" "We can do a lot more." "The meeting's over... majority rules." "Enact the plan now." "Come on, let's go." "It's too stuffy in here." "That was absurd." "We need to do something violent." "A revolution." "No, you're missing the point." "It's too soon." "The committee is too divided." "The masses won't follow us." "You have to plan a revolution." "In the meantime, we fall asleep." "In 1789, they had objectives." "You have to hit the iron while it's hot." "You don't understand." "It's a group effort." "First of all, 1789 was a failure." "So was 1848." " You're too individualistic." " Perhaps." "Let's talk about something else." "I'm sick of all this." "And then, that bitch!" " It's a nightmare." " Who, Joselyn?" "You know it!" "She's a total idiot." "I don't get it." "She bothers you." "Let her go." "There's other girls." "Sure!" "But no... that wouldn't work." "Girls don't like me." "If I meet a girl, and I chase after her..." "It doesn't work." "She escapes like a snake between two rocks." "So when I need a girl" "I always fall back on Joselyn." "It gives me nightmares." " Let's grab a drink." " I can't." "She's waiting for me." " There she is." " See you then." "Oh, Hey!" "Hello!" "THE RIGHT WILL WIN" "DEATH TO COMMUNISTS" "Oh, hello." " Nice evening, isn't it?" " Not bad." "Reading tabloids now?" "That's better." "You're a pain!" "So..." "Do you like my new coat?" "I told you I don't care." "You don't care about anything." "Look at you!" "I guess terrorist attacks aren't interesting." "You don't care if people live or die." "You have your little problems." "Let the others die." "You have problems too." "Why can't I have mine?" "These aren't my problems." "They are society's problems." "We must take responsibility." "You piss me off." "You don't understand anything." " I don't suppose you want to go out." " Andre, I'm an organized woman." "So if you want to go out, ask me in advance." "Tonight I can't." "Goodnight then." "Care for a cigarette?" "Thank you." "Have you got a light?" "Here." "Look at the hands of the clock." "They're moving backwards." "Yes, time stands still and I'm waiting." "Me too." "But how can we wait if time stands still?" " I'm not waiting for anyone." " Neither am I." "Since we're not waiting for anyone... we could be waiting for each other." "I'll come sit next to you." "Make room for me." "I know somewhere intriguing, like you." "I saw a brunette, tall and beautiful, with big eyes." "You're the girl from the Metro." "I wrote a short story." "And Jana?" "Are you waiting for Jana?" "I'm Jana." "Marie-Helene too." "And the birds and flowers." "I'm in a hurry..." "to catch a plane." "Time moves back." "I think I missed my flight." "Let's check the clock at my place." "Maybe it's different." " How about it?" " Okay." "Make yourself at home." "It's nice here." " Live alone?" " No." " So..." " So what?" " Champagne?" " Yes." "To our adventure!" "To us!" "Or to you... and desire." " Hear that?" " No, were you expecting someone?" "Listen... in the stairwell." "I hear footsteps." "Coming closer..." "It's him." " Him." " Who?" "Tell me!" "Him." "Now, you don't know what to say." "He's reached our floor." "Listen, he's here." "Who is it?" "Tell me!" "My husband!" "He's going to kill you." "If he sees me with another man, he kills him." "He kills them all." "You're done for!" "It's a mania of his." "He's going to kill you." "You're going to die." " Did you hear?" " What?" "About the attack." " You're interested now?" " I'm trying to be." "I think maybe you're right, but there's one thing I don't get." "All you do is talk, saying it's time to stand up." "But you just sit there and fix pinball machines." "Why not do what they do?" "Make a bomb... a big bomb." "Make some noise." "No one else will." "What?" "You could plant a bomb on Bastille Day." "It would be in the papers." "People would wake up." "I'd like to be loved by someone like that." "But you just sit on your hands." "It's pathetic!" "You want to write and do things but you fix pinball machines." "Yeah, that's what I do." "To make a big strike..." "To hit back..." "and make myself heard." "Marie-Helene is a dimwit." "François too." "He talks about politics but he just likes the girls." "At the train station..." "St. Lazare!" "No one will be there." "The trains are on strike." "So there won't be any victims but it will be spectacular!" "A big bomb..." "But how?" "There must be a way." "Yes, pinball." "I have to fix one across from the station." "The pinball will send a signal." "A radio signal will set off the bomb which will be in the station." "Thursday, June 2nd, Train Strike." "The Left Strike Back!" "The train strike is on Thursday." "A bomb..." "No one will be there, so no victims." "But it will be spectacular." "A big bomb..." "But how?" "There must be a way." "Yes, pinball." "Sir..." "The next... act of... terrorism... will not be committed... by the Right... but by the Left." "For it is time... to strike back." "Sir..." "In the name of... liberty... and of... social legality... and of... human dignity," "the time has come... to strike back... against the acts... of terrorism... committed by... fascist organizations." "Also..." "Determined..." "We, of the Left..." " Well?" " I can't get too involved." " Were you in on the last job?" " No." "It's dangerous and expensive." " I have enough." " Okay, bring cash tomorrow!" "And be anonymous." " I'll finish tomorrow." "I need a part." " Whatever is best, Mr. Gottlieb." "I'm here to fix the machine." "In Memory of Train Workers Who Died for France" "You seem odd." "You're not drinking." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." " Are you all right?" " Yes." " Is today Friday?" " Yes, it is." "So yesterday was Thursday?" "Yes, because today is Friday." "And tomorrow is Saturday." "And nothing happened?" "Anyway, I don't care." "I like your dress." "Wow, you noticed!" "It's a designer dress." "But you never noticed it before?" "I've had it a long time." "Do you really like it?" "It's funny you mentioned it." "You're silly." "No, it's just nice to see a pretty girl." "Looks are important, poise and grace too." "I like that." "Are you sick?" "No, I just like your dress." "I should dress better myself." "It's important." "It didn't go off but the machine is fine now." "I can't intervene without being seen." "Damn!" "It has to go off." "It must." "It will be horrible..." "Provided someone scores 500 points." "Oh, I don't care." "It's beyond me now." "News Flash..." "A new terrorist attack has taken place at St. Lazare Station." "Eight people are dead and 22 wounded." "The source of the attack is unknown." "I was here on duty." "It happened so suddenly." "That's not normal." " When did it happen?" " Yesterday." " But who did it?" " You're bothering the investigation." " Those bastards!" " Who?" "The same as always!" "Ten dead... for nothing!" "Yes, for nothing or maybe something." "We don't know." "We must do something." "Something violent." "A revolution!" "No, it's too soon." "The people are too divided." "The time it takes to prepare, we'll have fallen asleep." "You're a bunch of fools." "I don't like politics!" "Are you waiting for Jana?" "I'm Jana..." "Marie-Helene too." "...and the birds and flowers." "Do you have a light?" "Did you hear about the attack yesterday at St. Lazare Station?" "You probably don't care why someone would do that." "He's a writer..." "Jana's friend." "He's written 12 books." "He wanted to strike back." "That's why." "I had to do it." "The others just put up posters." "And sit on their hands." "I planted a bomb." "The target was 500 points." "Then BOOM!" "It's not my fault." "It was the player's fault." "He was too good." "The pinball set off the bomb." "I have no regrets." "I'm rather pleased." "That's one less pinball machine in any case." "It's the electronic god." "That nerve-racking machine!" "You don't care?" "Neither do I." "The orphans and those who died, blown away..." "Me too, I find it amusing." "I'll write a poem about the attack." "I've started a report." "The cops brushed me aside." "If they had only known it was me." "But they're stubborn." "They want hard proof." "Well, you're not talking." "I'm leaving." "That's him." "Did a man pass by here?" "Yes, I don't know who he is, but he just went upstairs." "Yes, it was me." "But you won't take me alive!" "I'll blow us all up!" "Hi, Dear." "Finally!" "I was getting worried." "News Flash..." "A man just took his life with a grenade." "He had claimed responsibility for the attack at St. Lazare." "But upon further investigation, he was ruled out." "The search for the terrorist organization continues." "Subtitles by Gianni777"

"Excuse me, do you know where that is?" "Yes i know." "Please come with me." "This adress... .. is there" "Very good, thank you very much, bye" "Yes, How can i help you?" "My Name is Jack" "Your son was a good friend of mine." "Jack Wilder" "Yes." "Thats his personal things" "Yes, Diego." "Its really kind of you to make this long Journey just because of that." "He read all your letters to me." "They meant a lot to him." "come, please come with me." "Just a moment." "I have something for you." "Thats for you." "In his last letter he wrote that this may help you a lot." "It belongs to you now, since he pasted away." "I cant accept that, its too expensive" "Sure.Sure. Its for you." "Thank you very much." "Thank You." "Did the whole inventory stay untouched?" "Yes, everything is untouched." "He only dug a hole!" "He took everything that was inside." "This is not the work of a thief." "This guy i a treasure hunter." "Has anyone seen him exactly?" "Yes, i saw him clearly." "He was big and has brown hair." "He is really good looking." "And he is an American." "Thank You Father." "We will find him." "I dont understand." "Did you see anything?" "No, nothing..." "You havent seen anything?" ".." "No..." "Tell me what you saw!" ".. I havents seen anything.."

"Season 1 Episode 6 Babylon" "Dick Whitman, you watch where you're going, you're gonna break your neck." "You gonna cry or get up?" " I'm getting up, uncle Mac." " Good." "Good, there's someone who wants to meet you." "What are you afraid of?" " There was lots of screaming." " Always is." "The lord has given us a blessing, you have a new brother." "He ain't my brother." "Of course he is, you got the same daddy." "Isn't he beautiful?" "I named him Adam, after the first man." "Daddy!" "Dan, are you all right?" "Happy mother's day." "This is fascinating." " It's better than the hollywood version." " Certainly dirtier." "Well Joan Crawford is not what she was." "And honestly, I found her eyebrows completely unnerving." "Like... a couple of Caterpillars just pasted there." "Her standing next to Susie Parker as if they were the same species." "Well, some men like eyebrows, and all men like Joan Crawford." "Salvatore couldn't stop talking about her." "To think one of the great beauties, and there she is... so old..." "I'd just like to disappear at that point." "It makes perfect sense." "I promise you, bets, the first sign of crow's feet and I'll put you on an ice flow." "Would you, will you be my gal in the iron mask?" "Did you have a nice mother's day?" "It was lovely." "And my mother was at least two years older than whatever Joan Crawford says she is... and she was still very fetching." "I'd like to think that she'd stand up very well as a prediction of my eventual appearance." "Bets, don't..." "No melancholy." "I'm allowed to be sentimental on mother's day." "But it's your mother's day, not hers." "I'm just saying, my mother looked handsome..." "Actually vivacious and positively cheerful right up to her end." "It's good remembrance." "Doctor Wayne suggested a book... which says it's part of the mourning process." "Doctor Wayne?" "I do think it's helping." "So you're cured?" "I don't know how they tell that." "When their vacation house is paid for." "Don't deride him." "Mourning is just extended self pity." "In New Guinea, Pygmies grind up their ancestors and drink the powder in a beer." "And a model culture at that, Pygmies." "Did you know Michel Angelo was painting the Sistine Ceiling... when those people were still living in caves, discovering fire?" "I didn't know that." "Well, it's true." "Introduction to basic anthropology." "What about advanced reproduction?" "How are your studies progressing in that?" "Completed." "I got an "A" actually." " You did?" " Yep, I did." "I flunked the whole thing." "Well that's because you got caught cheating." "Get the light." "And I want you so much." " I thought about it all day." " Me too." "No, I mean it." "It's all I think about... everyday... your car coming down the driveway." "I put the kids to bed early." "I make a grocery list, I cook butterscotch pudding." "I never my let hands idle, brushing my hair, drinking my milk." "It's all in a kind of fog because I can't stop thinking about this." "I want you so badly..." "You have me..." "You do." "Don." "You remember Nick Grodis from Olympic Cruise Lines?" "Nick, did you ever add that second deck of portholes?" "Yes, but those rooms get pretty wet." "This is Urin Bensul Hi from the Israeli administery of tourism." " It is pronounced Uraum." " Of course." " And this young lady is Lily Meyer." " Pleasure to meet you." "And you." "caviar blinis, mal tal's..." "We're thinking of a land of exotic luxury." "We'd like to think that if Beirut is the Paris of the middle east, Heifa can be the Rome." "It's an exciting idea." "Of course, we should keep in mind that Paris has the Eiffel tower and Rome has the Coliseum." "Grandtel avenue is about to have a Hilton." "Olympic is charting a most luxurious liner, all along the wonderous ports of the Israeli riviera." "We are going to visit mr." "Van Berg down the street." "But some of us find his humor to be kitsch," "We thought we would try a traditional way as well." "Sterling Cooper doesn't like to think of itself as tradition." "Maybe that is the wrong word." "My english is not so good." "Glamour, like glamorous, that's the word." "We saw your awards." "We were impressed with your work on Rio de Janeiro." "You're not thinking of, putting a 150 foot statue of Jesus in Tel Aviv are you?" "Cause that's how we sold Rio." "This book... has been on the best seller list for two years in the states." "And is soon to be a major motion picture starring Paul Newman." "America has a love affair with Israel, and we would like to bring the two parties together." "Well, you certainly saved me some leg work." "All I have is the Bible." "Let's stay away from that." "So... your ideal tourist, what's his yearly salary?" "Whatever you make." "They always say that." "Well, look who's here." "A couple of angels." "Do we have lunch today?" "No, darling, we're going to get Margaret a haircut." "A haircut?" "I like your ponytails." "Of course, it makes you look young." "I like your hair, daddy, it makes you look old." "We just have to find the right place." "Ginger?" "I cut my own hair." "You picked her." "Don't you two make a handsome couple." "Honestly, I don't go for handsome." "Mona." "Margaret." "What brings you below 59th street?" "Margaret, say hello." "Hello... mr." "Draper." "Mona, aren't you lucky, mother and daughter on the town." "Where are the girls getting their hair done these days?" "By girls you mean Bridget Bardot, cause that's what I'm seeing." "As long as she can pit a hat on it for church." "You are going to love this man." "I will make you an appointment, come on." "Bye, Don." "Roger, sweetheart." "She used to love being in my office." "A haircut is the least of Margaret's problems." "She's dated what, two boys?" "One of them joined the service, the other one committed suicide." "She doesn't want to go to college." "Doesn't want to work." "Not interested in charity." "I don't know what we did wrong." "We gave her everything she wanted and she's still useless." "You're being too hard on her, she's a young girl." "When I was her age, I rode a tramp steamer from bar Harbor to Hilton head." "I bet it was a yacht." "Someone still has to sail those things." "I think Margaret reminds you of you, you're both spoiled... zip." "Come back to bed." "I can stay here all afternoon." "You don't have to go back to work, I do... zip." "Do you like the pearl necklace I gave you?" "It's gorgeous." "Aren't you even gonna have any of this?" "Look, we've got Oysters Rockefeller, beef Wellington, Napoleon." "We leave this lunch alone, it will take over Europe." "I don't like eating in here." "Food that close to the bed reminds me of a hospital." "If you had your own apartment, we could go to your place." "You could cook for me." "Don't you like things the way they are?" "Are you kidding?" "This has been the best year of my life." "Do you have any idea how unhappy I was before I met you?" "I was thinking of leaving my wife." "I am just getting tired of all..." "The sneaking around, aren't you?" "Roger, I know as much about men as you know about advertising, and I know that this sneaking around is your favorite part." "You know, I have a lot of favorite parts." "I'd like to get you a little fourth floor walkup somewhere, with no doors, no windows, and lock you up for a week." "That's tempting, but I like hotels, and you leave with what you came in with, and the little soaps, I love those." "I wish I knew what you wanted, Joanie." "I love this Roger, but a week is a considerable length of time, and I have my own world." "I go out and I have parties, and I have friends over." "Male friends." " Yes." " I don't want to hear this." "Carol and I have this nice little rotation." "Carol... the disaster." "I've known carol since college, and she's been a good friend, and she's bright, and she's neat." "So you think you'd be lonely?" "I think it would be half as much fun alone." "You could get a bird." "They're fairly neat for animals." "If you had your way," "I would be stranded in some paperweight with my legs stuck in the air." "Wait, wait-wait, you're just gonna paint that picture and go, huh?" "Can't we just enjoy this?" "I mean, we both know I'll eventually find a more permanent situation, and you'll find a new model, the 61's are coming out soon." "I hear the fins are bigger next year." "Whatever you want, red." "I see why they want the guns." "It's tough to compete with Bermuda only three hours away." "Helps if they stop blowing up hotels." "Kill me, you busty Jewist." "Maybe we should try and exploit the danger, instead of fighting it travel as adventure." "Or how bout this?" "Average American family of three standing on the shore, suitcases in hand, the red sea parts before them." "On the other side waits a gleaming four star resort," ""shouldn't you see the promise land?"" "Take religion out." "They've got plenty of stations of the cross traffic." "I've skimmed this research, and the whole thing's pretty red." "These communes, kibitzes, it's positively soviet." "Except the daughters of the American revolution are shuttling this book up and down fifth avenue." "It's a good story." "They start in these prison camps, real prisoners... then the next thing you know, they're in the desert, armed to the teeth, cutting their way through the enemy, dying for the cause, and then they have a government." " A commie government." " Made my mother cry." "So, we have a quasi communist state where women have guns, and it's filled with Jews." "Well not completely filled, let's not forget that there are also Arabs." "They've got oranges." "As far as I can see, the biggest thing this place has going for it, the people are good looking." "The Jews there don't look like the Jews here." "Have you been to the diamond district?" "All right, I have to make a couple phone calls." "Let's pick this up later." "Peggy, will you get me a private line please?" "Right away, mr." "Draper." "Donald Draper, line two." "I debated not taking the call." "I'm glad you did, I need to see you." "I don't think that's a good idea." "It's business." "Meet me for a drink." "I'm busy this evening." "I wouldn't of called if it wasn't important." "I should still be able to talk to you." "Give me credit for that." "Lunch, tomorrow." "Lunch." "The tea room at The Pierre... 12:15." "Message received." "It's so muggy tonight." "Did you just get a library card?" "I rarely see you read anything that doesn't have a manila folder wrapped around it." "You should clean the gutters." "This weekend." "Is that good?" "Well, there's less action than I thought." "I thought it was a romance." "You know, the first boy I ever kissed was Jewish." "How did that happen?" "My friend, Deirdre Shaw was friends with a Jewish girl," "Beth..." "Gold..." "Goldsilver or something." "Beth invited us to a mixer at her Synagogue in lower mareine." "Surprised your mother let you go." "Well, it was a fundraiser for charity." "Those poor skinny people in the boats." "This boy danced with me all evening, David Rosenberg." "He was very good looking, but there was something about him that was gloomy." "Was he a good kisser?" "Let's just say he had more practice than I did." "Yeah, I'm sure he was very disappointed." "Please, the only reason he picked me is because I wasn't part of the Synagogue." "In fact, the next day on the school bus, Beth told everyone I was necking with David Rosenberg." "The looks they gave me." "They were all blondes by the next summer." "Honey, it's hot, and I have to read this book about the desert." "Of course, go ahead." " We should get an air conditioner up here." " Yeah, we'll see." "Hi, Fellas, come on in." "Did you see this?" "Someone broke into the Yankees equipment locker in" "Cleveland yesterday, swiped Mickey Mantle's pet glove." "They should of taken his bat." "Should I wait for you to have your breakfast?" "A day without orange juice is a hell of a long day." "Hey look man, no hands." ""Belle Jolie. "" "I've been looking at the work of our esteemed predecessors, I'm not heartened." "They make more colors of lipstick than Howard Johnson has ice cream flavors, but their sales are in the crapper." "These names..." "Passion flower peach, tropical bourdois red... look Ethel Roserburg pink." "Wear it to the chair." "Did you know that lipstick was invented to simulate the flush in a woman's face, after you treated her right?" "If you're gonna quote the research report, don't start with "did you know. "" "Research, I'm stumped." "I'll be honest, I don't speak moron." "Do either of you speak moron?" "Let's throw it to the chickens." "Okay girls, come on in." "Come on in ladies, gather around." "Settle down." "What no lunch?" "No dear, this is better." "Belle Jolie wants us to tell them what we think about their new line of lipsticks." "One way glass." "Doesn't it seem weird to you?" "It should be two way glass, right?" "I don't care what they call it." "Beats the hell out of x-ray specs." "It's called brainstorming." "That sounds intimidating, is it like a test?" "There are no wrong answers." "You just be your pretty little selves." "Grab a lipstick, grab a mirror, and sit down." "And remember, the mirror could be your best friend, or your worst enemy." "Has no taste." "Ugly dress." "Horrible wig." "They're brainstorming." "I love it when they do that." "My little blowfish." "Anybody mind if I take off my pants?" "How many lipsticks do you own?" "Gee, I don't know." "I'd have to go home and count." "Do you match your lipcolor to your clothing or to your accessories?" "I know, that seems like a loaded question." "It is unloaded and I insist you curb your editorial comments." " Sometimes I match it to my nail polish?" " Good answer." "Go ahead." "Do you change your lipcolor with the seasons?" "You, stand over there." "At what point do we start running electricity through the chairs?" "We should of put a man in there, so they'd take it seriously." "Good, I was afraid I'd missed it." "I want to stand and salute that." "what's with the mouse ears over there?" "Thanks for coming." " Can I get you anything?" " No." " How have you been?" " Fine." "Fine, tired." "Doesn't show." "I'm in the middle of spring inventory." "I hope you're not gonna tell me that the grand plan for remaking our store has a hitch in it." "You look beautiful." "I thought you had urgent business to discuss." " Anything for the lady?" " Nothing for me." "Coffee." " Irish coffee?" " Coffee." "Yes." "Business?" "Turns out Israel tourism is considering becoming a client, and I'm having a hard time getting a handle on it." "And I'm the only jew you know in New York city?" " You're my favorite." " Jesus, Don!" "Crack a book once in a while." "I have, it's all sentimental." "World War II trivia, oranges..." "Kids in blue and white hats." "They're doing the movie of "Exodus" with Paul Newman." "Paul Newman, that's nice." "Now I have two reasons to see it." "Damn it!" "You're usually so put together." "I'll say one thing about Israelis, don't cross them." "Well those people at the meeting were definitely zionists." "Zion just means Israel, it's a very old name." "I'm sorry, I'm not an expert on this, and something feels strange about being treated like one." "I just want to know something about it that doesn't come from some administrative propaganda." "Well here's some more World War II trivia," "They just arrested Adolf Eichmann in" "Argentina last week, have you seen his resume?" "Okay, I deserved that, but I'm talking about tourists going to Israel." "I don't know what I can say." "I'm american, I'm really not very Jewish." "I could have been Marilyn instead of" "Rachel, and no one would know the difference." "What is the difference?" "Look..." "Jews have lived in exile for a long time." "First in Babylon, then... all over the world..." "Shanghal, Brooklyn... and we've managed to make a go of it." "Maybe it has something to do with the fact that we thrive at doing business with people who hate us." "I don't hate you." "No, individuals are wonderful." "That's not what I meant." "I don't know..." "A country for those people, as you call us, well seems very important." "Why aren't you there?" "My life is here." "My grandfather came from Russia, now I have a store on fifth avenue." "I'll visit, but I don't have to live there." "Has to be." "For me, it's more of an idea than a place." "Utopia." "Maybe." "They taught us at barnard about that word..." "Utopia." "The greeks had two meanings for it, utopos - meaning the good place, and utopos... meaning the place that cannot be." "I have to get back to the office." "I better not see this on my bill." "Okay, girls, playtime's over, time to put down your lipsticks, and head back to your desks." "Thank you for your cooperation and your lips." "These go in the closet." "Well now we have to count he shades they tried, can you bring me those tissues, dear?" "Here's your basket of kisses." "Basket of kisses... that's cute." "Who told you that?" "What do you mean?" "Where'd you hear that?" "I just thought of it." "Isn't that what it is?" "It is, sweetheart." "Which color did you like?" "I didn't get the one I liked, someone took my color." " Why didn't you choose another one?" " I'm very particular." "As opposed to the other girls?" "I don't know..." "I don't think anyone wants to be one of a hundred colors in a box." "Why don't you head back to your desk, Peggy?" "Bet you wish you could put that in a glass and drink it." "Peggy, clear the rest of my afternoon, would you please?" "You have the sliders Ketchup people at 3 o'clock." "Have a box of cigars sent over to Jim King with my apologies." " I'll find out what he smokes." " Good girl." " You got a minute, chief?" " Just." " You don't mind, do you?" " Use a glass, Freddy." "Your girl full of surprises." "Pretty Peggy Sue." "Peggy?" "If you say so..." "I try to avoid eye contact to avoid being blinded by the earnestness." "Actually, she really stood out, brainstorming wise." "Sorry I missed that." " What was the line?" " "A bucket of kisses. "" " "Basket of kisses. "" " Bucket sounds better." "If you like them wet and sloppy." "Point is, while the rest of the hens were busy pulling out each other feathers, that one saw the benefit, not the feature." " Really?" " Yeah, she said she didn't want to be one of a hundred colors in a box." "That's interesting, isn't it?" "It is." "It was like watching a dog play the piano." "It's me, Barbara can you talk?" "She's still sleeping, thank God, what's on your mind?" "I think I might of met somebody." "You're not sure?" "That's good." "He has some serious limitations." " Does he work in the store?" " No, he doesn't work at the store." " Well, he has a job, doesn't he?" " Yes." "Then what's the problem?" "Would daddy like him?" "Daddy would hate him." "So, he's not Jewish." "Who cares what daddy thinks." "He's not your boyfriend anymore." "Barbara..." "You're 28-years-old." "You work 60 hours a week, the last thing you want is to end up like aunt Rosie, lying to your nieces about how many engagements you had." "Aunt Rosie wasn't lying." "Please, there was no max the communist." " Does he have all his hair?" " More than he'll ever need." "Is he funny?" "Sometimes, after a couple." "So he's a schecker, daddy will hate him." "I do feel this attraction." "I want him, and I want to ignore everything else about him." "It's 1960, we don't live in a shadow, we can marry for love." "I'm not sure people do that anymore." "Why do you always have to be so cynical?" "Because sometimes things come... good things, but there's no future in them." "You're a modern woman, Rach, forget the wedding." "Believe me, I'd do anything for some romance right now." " Peggy." " Hi, Joan." "Mr. Rumsen would like you to put your industrious little mind towards coming up with copy for Belle Jolie lipsticks." "I don't understand, they want me to write something?" "Whatever you said in that brainstorming session, apparently knocked their socks off." "My gosh!" "I don't know what to say." "You will of course continue to cover mr." "Draper's desk." "Any writing you do will be on your own time." "Congratulations." "More work and more responsibility." "I guess you'll be entitled to some dinner money." "That's swell." "Maybe I should go and thank them." " I'm not really dressed." "Tomorrow maybe." " No need." "They wanted me to tell you." "They were very specific about it." "You know what they say," "the medium is the message." "And here I was just wishing for a man to help me with my yard work." "Sorry." "That's what I get for being domestic." "Let's get this off." "God, hold that..." "The thought." " Hi, Roy." " Hi beautiful." "What's shaking?" "Busy dance card, huh?" "This is my friend, Don Draper." "Don, this is Roy Hazlett." "Pleasure." "an's playing down at the Gas Light." "We're gonna go support him, pass the basket, you in?" "That is if dad will let you out." "Well, that sounds like fun, Don, we should go down for a while." "Come on, it will be a kick." "What?" "do you say, afraid you'll miss 531?" "I think I'm gonna stay here." "I'll wear a skirt and nothing else." "What took you so long?" "One of the media buyers ambushed me in the elevator with tickets to the ballet of all things." "I told him I had plans but he insisted we share a cab across town anyways." "And I couldn't shake him." "Which one was it?" "George Asbury he's a hound." "It doesn't matter, they're all just boys." "The poor bastard probably couldn't help himself." "The way you glide around that office like some magnificent ship." "Well, I don't want to be a distraction." "Shall I order horse blinders for the rest of the office?" "You didn't?" "I sure did." "What am I supposed to do with it?" "The store lady said you can do anything but put the cage on the radiator." " You're terrible." " Well, you can't blame a man for trying." "I just hate the thought of having to share you." "You don't have to share me now." "Joanie, you smell so good." "I've been thinking about this all day." "Mona is looking at a weekend in old saybrook with the in-laws." "There's not enough liquor in the world." "Roger..." "Sorry." ""Mary Catherine Cahill,"" ""a daughter of Harriet and Archibold W. Barr "" ""of Stoneyton, Connecticut and Kevin Mark Duncan the III,"" ""a son of Beatrice Hoslinger and Kevin Mark Duncan jr... "" ""of Manhattan,"" ""were married last evening at the episcopal church of the heavenly rest. "" "He travels around the country, and collects miniature replicas of monuments..." "Washington Memorial, Mount Rushmore... and then, he sticks them up his ass." "Symbolism intended." "Place to put your coats." " Switch seats with me." " No way." "Can we get a round over here?" " Jack Daniels, scotches." " Sounds like a great idea." "Anyway, turns out, spanish cat and I were mucho sympatico with the direction that we talked about going." "With the theater of the people thing?" "Conscious drama." "Not the soloist bullshit kept alive by the middle class, with season tickets to Dick Van Dyke and Mary Martin." "I bet Don here can tell you first hand, Broadway's the birthplace of mediocrity." "Maybe it's born there, but I think it may be conceived right here." ""And take up residence in Rye, New York. "" "Thank you." "L'Chaim." "So what do you do, Don?" "I blow up bridges." "Don's in advertising." "No way." "Madison avenue?" "What a gas!" "We all have to serve somebody." "Perpetuating a lie, how do you sleep at night?" "On a bed made of money." "Isn't this an education?" "You hucksters and your tower created religion of mass consumption." "People want to be told what to do so badly, that they'll listen to anyone." "When you say people, I have a feeling you're talking about thou." "And I have a feeling that you spent more time on your hair this morning than she did." "You two want to head to the urinals and poke it out?" "So, Roy, if you had a job, what would you do?" "I'm starting a theater, right here in the village, it's a cooperative." "Midge is gonna get in there and paint some flags." "I said I'd think about it." "Last night..." "I dreamed of making love to Fidel Castro, in a king size bed at the Waldorf Astoria." "Viva la revolution, he roared as he vanquished my dress." "Outside the window, Nikita Kruschev watched us... plucking a chicken." "Take off your shirt!" "Take your shirt off!" "I should go, too much art for me." "Stay, this is Ian."

"Okeydokey, diving right in." "Our Jane was accidentally inseminated by this hottie." "But she was engaged to this hottie." "So now, she's in a big old love triangle." "And Rafael?" "Well, he went in for the kiss." "But you know who saw?" "His ex-wife Petra." "Oh, and she was inseminated by Rafael, too." "Though not accidentally." "She did it her own damn self." "I know... crazy, right?" "And speaking of crazy," "Rogelio's first ex-wife Luciana came back to town with her beloved bunnies." "And Xo was super threatened by their chemistry." "But Ro chose Xo." "Unfortunately, Luciana wouldn't go away that easily." "Oh, and speaking of threats, Rafael's sister Luisa was kidnapped by some scary German henchmen." "She thought it was related to her ex-lover Rose." "Also known as international criminal Sin Rostro." "But then, this happened." "Oh." "Also searching for Rose, Detective Michael, and he had a lead... her name used to be Denise." "And she had visited a small vineyard in the Swiss Alps." "But when he called the vineyard about Denise..." " Gustav?" " He got this answer." "All you need to know..." "Heidi Von Ocher." "And I don't know who the hell that is." "So let's watch and find out." "From a very young age," "Jane Gloriana Villanueva knew exactly who she was... a good student... a good daughter... and a good friend." "Ready?" "I don't know." "You can do this." "♪ At the end of the rainbow ♪" "♪ There's happiness ♪" "♪ And to find it how often I've tried... ♪" "Jane did let it all hang out that day, yo." "And in so doing, she ruined her perfect behavior record." "But she also found herself a lifelong bestie." "_" "I don't see how this is supposed to help you lose weight." "I'm not even breaking a sweat." "Yeah, it gets a little harder after the whole pregnancy thing." " You know?" " All right, Carriage Cruisers!" "Now it's time to start squatting!" "Oh, and a reminder, if anyone is still peeping their pants, you might want to sit this one out." "Don't want to brag, stopped peeping my pants yesterday." "Hey-o!" "You look amazing." "What's your secret?" "Birth control." "Okay, finally, tell me about Nat." "Nate." "He's so cute." "Anyway, he Snapchatted me..." "Oh." "Go on." "Anyway, so I texted him back, just like," ""Why are you Snapchatting me in the bathroom when we're in the same bar?"" " Oh..." " Sorry, not you, not you." "It's okay, sweetie." " I'm sorry." " Wait, was that to me?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "He usually sleeps during the session." "I'm sorry, go on, go, go, go." "Jane, it's fine." "We'll catch up on Friday." " Friday?" " Come on, Jane!" "You're killing me!" "I can't keep showing up everywhere dressed like this." "It should be noted that until this moment, Jane had completely forgotten about her best friend's 25th birthday party." " _" " Thank you for throwing me the best baby shower ever." "And I am gonna throw you a killer 25th birthday party." "That she had promised to plan." "Please, the baby will be little." "My sisters have kids." "I know the drill." "You're gonna kind of disappear on me." "Stop!" "I'm not gonna disappear on you." "And I'm gonna throw you a birthday party." "Oh, my God!" "Can it be a surprise?" "I've never had a surprise party." "Yeah, but you know." "But not when." "So... ?" "Is it Friday?" "Turns out I hate surprises." "Yep, it's Friday." "Oh, God." "What am I wearing?" "Is there a theme?" "A theme... we need a theme!" "Um, the '60s... or a Greek thing..." "The Great Gatsby because of your roaring 20s." "Oh, my God!" "I love that movie." "_" "The Great Gatsby?" "It's all I can think of;" "I'm writing a paper on it at school... so, can you help me?" "Sure, it's been a while since I read the book." "With the party." "I was kidding." "Oh." "Oh, not up." "Sure, I'll help." "You throwing it at the hotel?" "I think so." "Still have to ask Rafael." "Have you talked to him since the big smooch?" "Okay, first off, it wasn't a big smooch." "It was a regular smooch." "And yes." "We talked." "Kind of." "_" "_" "_" "_" "You know, it means I'm a little overwhelmed right now." "And I just had a baby and I'm not ready." "And I know that's not what you want to hear, but I'm sorry, that's where I'm at." "Think he got all that from a gritted-teeth emoji?" "Unclear." "But like I said, he's coming over, and I'm gonna talk to him." "Oh, and I'm going to tell Michael we kissed." "What?" "Why?" "Just to be on the up and up." "It's a terrible idea." "And we have no jurisdiction in Switzerland." "So, I'll talk to her off the record even." "We don't have the budget to send you." "We'll find the money." "I know the Sin Rostro case better than anyone, and right now, we got the element of surprise working for us." "Oh, hi there." "Cordero, meet Detective Susanna Barnett, your new partner." " What?" " Can't beat the element of surprise." "I was gonna tell you, then you started in on Switzerland." "Pleased to meet you." "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "Nice to meet you." "What if we find a way to bring Heidi Von Ocher here?" "Who's Heidi Von Ocher?" "I actually can't remember." "Just give me some time; if it doesn't work, you'll hand the lead over to the Swiss authorities." "24 hours." "That's it." "Swiss authorities, wow!" "Looks like we're fixing to go international." "You want to catch me up?" "Read the Sin Rostro file." "Sin Rostro already?" "Yes!" "Okay, this could be painful." "Oh, it's really painful!" "Bone pain's the worst kind of pain." "I know, because-cause I'm a doctor!" "Oh, can you, can you please just get me an oxy?" "Actually, wait, no, don't get me an oxy." "Like they say in AA, it's a slippery slope." "Actually, just give me half of one and then don't give me the other half no matter what I say." "_" "Let me just Google Translate that." "_" "Maybe "I got the image"?" "Okay, okay, I don't care about the oxy." "Just don't mutter me!" "_" "_" "So, what do you think?" "Definitely don't tell Michael you kissed Rafael." "About the invitation, Ma!" "I'm just saying nothing good can come of it." "_" "What?" "How did you... ?" "_" "Oh, okay, that's Rafael." "Enough." "Hey, Mateo, it's Daddy!" "Hey..." "Hey." "Hi." "Hi." "Wait!" "I guess I misread the emoji." "I just think it's too soon." "You know, right now everything's about Mateo." "And I can't see beyond that." "I'm sorry." " Um..." " Um, actually, can we, um, can we go sit outside for a second?" " Yeah, sure." " Okay." "So listen, I know that you are not ready for a relationship." "And honestly, I don't want to rush you." " Thank you." " But at the same time, the way things are, it's just not really working for me." "And it's okay, if we were working towards being together, but if that part is on pause indefinitely, which..." "I-I get,I-I do..." "Rafael, what's going on?" "I think that we should talk about custody." "What's the emoji for "gut punch"?" "To remind you," "Rafael just dropped the custody bomb." "I'm sorry, Jane, I am." "I-I don't want to do this, it's just that" "Mateo is changing so much every day." "And I want to be a part of it." " You are." " I drop in." "But it's your life with him." "It's your routine." "And it doesn't include me." "Look, I get it." "Uh..." "I mean, it's just a surprise." "I mean, the thought of lawyers..." "Look, w-we don't have to get lawyers." "We just try to work this out between us first." "_" "I'm really sorry." "He says it's important." "No, that's fine, by all means, just call Michael." "Yeah, Michael, this isn't a good time." "Yeah, we'll be there." "Heard congratulations are in order." "You okay?" "Just a little nauseous." "Yeah, probably karma." "Please, don't look so smug." "We both want the same thing." "You with Jane, me with Rafael." "We should be working together." "There's nothing to work on." "They're not right for each other." "Eventually, she'll realize it." "Oh, is that what's happening?" "They're, um..." "Realizing it?" "Coming." "Hey, are you okay?" "I'm fine." "So I might have a new lead in the Sin Rostro investigation." "A woman by the name Heidi Von Ocher." " And who is she?" " I have no idea!" "No one's telling me!" "She is..." "Well, she's a professional singer." "A yodeler, actually." "A yodeler?" "Like in The Sound of Music?" "Kind of like in The Sound of Music." "Never seen it." "Really?" "Okay, weird thing to feel superior about." "Yeah, really." "Kind of." "Here's the point..." "Heidi Von Ocher yodels." "Or "jodels," I guess it's pronounced." "I was corrected twice on the phone." "Anyway, there was a big concert, and she didn't make it to the final show." " You think Sin Rostro killed her?" " No." "I think she slept with her." "That does seem to be her weapon of choice." "There was some whispering on the... online jodel community about an affair." "Is that Rose?" "Pretty sure." "She went by the name Denise back then." "I don't have jurisdiction in Switzerland, but if you book Heidi here, to yodel..." "Jodel." "Then I can question her." "This is the first new lead I've gotten." "Please." "I need her on the next flight to Miami." "Okay." "I'll book her." "I don't care about yodeling, I care about custody." "_" "No butter." "Do you think you need to get a lawyer?" "No lawyers." "We are going to figure it out between us." "Rafael's gonna take care of Mateo while I'm in school... starting tomorrow, actually." "Yeah?" "You okay with that?" "I mean, I have to be, right?" "_" "They're shooting La Semana de Hacer el Amor on Passions this week." "_" "_" "Rogelio has to be super healthy until he can put his clothes back on camera again." "Hey..." "I made you a special dinner..." "low calorie, low carb, gluten-free." "You are the most accommodating woman, Xiomara, which is why I hope you will understand that I may need to hire Luciana after all." "What?" "Why?" "Sometimes... unforeseen obstacles can arise in an unexpected way and undo plans we'd otherwise not like undone." "Dad..." " She is blackmailing me." " With what?" "Rogelio, what does she have on you?" "When I was a younger man coming to Hollywood," "I joined a certain church... for actors." "Celebrities in general." "Tom Cruise, specifically." "Scientology?" "_" "Not exactly." "It's a church in which people believe they are immortal spiritual beings." "_" "Or say, aliens who are trapped on Planet Earth and must find their true selves through self-exploration." "_" "Or a carefully crafted, monetized system of levels on the Bridge to Total Freedom in hopes of uncovering your godlike secret powers." " Look, everyone was doing it." " Oh, Dad..." "So it's embarrassing." "So what?" "That's not the problem." "Luciana has my audits." "What are those?" "Auditing is like going to confession, only you record it." "But the classes were too expensive, so we did a lot of independent study and we just made our own version of an E-meter." "Continue." "I was nine years old the first time I touched my..." "If you hire Luciana, she'll give you the tapes back?" "That's what she said." "Then do it." "Hire her." "I can handle it." "Wie Bitte?" "Ich soll nicht auftreten?" "Was soll dass heissen, ich soll nicht auftreten?" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "Ich bin nach Miami gekommen, um aufzutreten!" "Do either of you speak English?" "Yes." "Little bit." "_" "Does Ms. Ocher recognize this woman?" "Erkennst Du diese Frau?" " We think her name is Denise." " Kenne ich sie?" "Ob ich sie kenne?" "Natuerlich kenne ich sie!" "Sie hat mein Leben ruiniert und Mich laecherlich gemacht!" "Ich kann Mich wegen ihr in meiner Stadt nie wieder blicken Lassen!" "Sag ihnen nicht, dass ich sie kenne!" "Ich will Nichts mit ihr zu tun haben." "Ich bin nur hier um aufzutreten." "No." "Tell her this is very important." "Es ist sehr wichtig." "Er muss garantieren, dass wir auftreten." "Ich werde nicht noch einen Auftritt wegen dieser" "Teufels-Braut verpassen." "First, you guarantee that we perform." "Heidi says she will not miss another show for that... she-devil." "Yeah, okay." "Sure, you can perform." "Sie muessen Papp-Mache Berge zur Verfuegung stellen." "And you provide the papier-mâché mountain." "Also facing a mountain?" "Jane." "See, she only has two hours to write 2,500 words on The Great Gatsby... before Mateo needs to nurse." "Oh, good!" "Looks like it's swimming along." "You know, I've always loved The Great Gatsby." "I'll bet Jane has an interesting take." "Let's look." ""After thawing breast milk, you cannot refreeze it."" "Hmm." "I don't remember that part of the book." "Oh." "That actually looks like..." " A babysitting list?" " No, it's just a list of... instructions for the baby." " Hmm." " Do you know how long breast milk can stay out?" "Four hours." "It's on page three." "Okay." "Got it." "Look, I'm sorry, it's just really hard for me to leave him." "It's hard for me, too." "Every single time." "And onto another shaky partnership." "Can we just rewind real quick?" "No, no, we're not rewinding again." "We've covered Denise and Heidi's first meeting, extensively." "So after... you made love overlooking the town square with the giant glockenspiel, what happened?" "Was ist passiert, nachdem ihr, den Marktplatz mit dem riesigen" "Glockenspiel uberblickend, miteinander geschlafen habt?" "Denise hat ihre Mutter angerufen und ihr gesagt, dass sie nach Hause kommt, und dann ist sie gegangen." "Denise called her Mutter and said she coming home and left." "Her Mutter?" " Yes." "Her mother." " Can we rewind" " one sec?" " Did-did you ever see Denise's Mutter?" "Hast Du jemals Denises' Mutter gesehen?" "Nein." "Ich Weiss nur, dass Sie eine riesen Zicke ist." "No." "All she know she is... how do you say?" "... big bitch." " Speaking of big bitches..." " Ah, Rose..." "Ooh!" "Oh, oh, wait." "What country am I in?" "Do you speak English?" "Uh, you're in Miami." "South Beach." "Oh." "Oh." "Thank you." "RSVPs are a little on the low side, so I branched out to Lina's second and third tier and sent them personal" ""hope you can be there" e-mails on my way home from school." "What's that?" "Mountains this way." "Hey, I-I'm having a party here." "What's going on?" "I have no idea, okay?" "Petra told me" " to move them in for some event..." " But I already..." "Take it up with Petra." "I don't need her yelling at me." "I'm so sorry." "_" "She's just not feeling that great right now." "_" "Oh, Rafael... what were you thinking?" "So, Mateo's doing well?" "Yup, we are great." "Good." "And... the list, is it helpful at all?" "Looking at it right now." " Ooh." " Are you?" "Yes." "Are you checking up on me?" " No." " Really?" "Because it sure feels like you are." "Jane?" "In this moment, Jane wondered if there might be another explanation for the crumpled-up list." "Like... maybe he made a copy." "Which is why she hid in the closet." "Jane?" "Are you there?" "_" "This is a telenovela, people." "We need some drama." "Turn on the wind machine." "And kiss like you've been poisoned and the only antidote is each other's saliva." "I hope you used a mint." "Please don't talk to me..." "I'm getting into character, and it's very difficult as my character must make love to a lying, scheming chupacabra of a woman." "Ready?" "And... sexy." "Sexy!" "Action!" "_" "_" "_" "Cut!" "What is this?" "I didn't feel the lovemaking." "Well, I must make love on the right, so the camera can capture my best side." "But my right side is also my best side." "I am the EP of this show, so my right side will be featured." "_" " Rogelio?" " Hmm?" "Everybody knows you're an EP... but they don't know all the things you admitted to become an OT III." "_" "I will take the left side, but only because your left side is far worse, and I want what's best for the show." "I was wrong." "I can't handle this." "Oh, and one more thing... my dressing room is too small." "I'll need a trailer for Consuelo and her brothers and sisters." "Can you take care of that?" "As an EP?" "And speaking of trapped." "Oh, good, help!" "Finally." "Hey, Michael." "Look, I wasn't sure whether I should say something or not say something, but..." "I think I just have to." "What's going on?" "I know you kissed Rafael." "Oh." "What was that?" "About 40 rolls of toilet paper" " and a hundred bottles of mini shampoo." " What?" "Oh, I'm sort of trapped in a utility closet." "Thank you so much." "Why were you in the closet?" "You were in the closet?" "Briefly, yes." "Look, I..." "I saw this crumpled up" " next to your trash can in your office." " Wait, what?" "So I called, you said you had it," "I knew you didn't, unless you made a copy." " No." " I knew it!" "I knew you lied!" "I just didn't want you" " to think I couldn't take care of him." " It should be noted that for a brief moment" "Michael really enjoyed watching things unravel." "Are you really defending the fact that you came up here to confront me and then hid in a closet?" "No." "But at least admit that you crumpled up this paper." "Until he realized..." "Don't look so smug." "We both want the same thing... you with Jane, me with Rafael." "We should be working together." "It was probably Petra." "True, for the record." "Petra saw you kissing..." "she seemed pretty upset." "You look pretty upset, too, man." "Oh, my God," " she is crazy." " Well, crazy or not, she's... still in love with you." "And she still thinks she has a chance." "So if there's not a chance, you need to tell her." "Pretty sure he's not talking about Petra anymore." "I got to go." "Raf!" " Oh, my God!" " What..." " I didn't know if I'd ever see you again." " Luisa... where have you been?" "I was kidnapped." " What?" " Who kidnapped you?" "Stop, stop." "She was not kidnapped." " No." "Yes, I was." " That's what she said at Christmas when she didn't show up because she was drunk." "No, Raf, I swear to God, I really was kidnapped by these really scary German men that wanted to mutter me," " and I don't know why they let me go." " Wait, wait, wait." "Mutter?" " Yeah." " I'm gonna need to talk to you." "Look, I'm sorry." "I saw the list and I got upset." "Do you really think that I would have" " thrown it away?" " You were pretty mad." "I'm not mad." "Jane, I'm frustrated." "I love you." "I want us to be together." "I think that's what's best." "I mean, just think about Mateo." "Are you serious?" "What?" "Think about Mateo?" "That's the whole problem." "He's all I think about." "I mean, it's like he's taken over my brain." "I can't even write a stupid paper on The Great Gatsby, which I read in the ninth grade." "And I forgot my best friend's birthday, because I'm thinking about when he needs to eat and-and how to get him to sleep longer." "You know, and it's not just my brain, it's physical, too..." "I'm exhausted." "I mean, my boobs literally hurt when I'm away from him." "And I know that he has changed a lot in the last three weeks." "But you know what?" "I have, too." "Because now everything revolves around him." "I mean, that's why I can't choose who I want to be with." "Because I don't even recognize myself anymore." " I'm sorry." " No." "No." "No, this started by me telling you I'm sorry." "And I am." "And emotional and exhausted, clearly." "And you do have rights to Mateo." "So..." "I think maybe we should get a lawyer, so we can take... the emotion out of it." "Also trying to overcome his emotions..." "Luciana." "Luciana, please wait." "I'd like us to start over." "I know we're very different people." "But maybe we can focus more on work and less on our differences." "Wow." "The high road." "Didn't see that coming." "That is very big of you, Rogelio, to admit that you're wrong and to realize that my happiness is best for the show." "If there's anything I can do to better accommodate you here at Passions, just say the word." "I'll call my P.A. to listen." "First, I get shot on the right side every single time." "Second..." " _" " Excellent talk." "Need to go." "High road, highway... same thing, right?" "_" "Oh, no." "Nate, the guy Lina likes, is busy tonight, because it's so last-minute." " Head count?" " 13 people confirmed, including my mom and Abuela." "That's just embarrassing." "What's embarrassing?" " Lina, I screwed up." " With what?" "I forgot your birthday, and I tried to plan this last-minute party, and everybody's so busy, and it's just not looking great." "Are you just trying to make the whole surprise thing work again?" "No." "I'm sorry." "I forgot." "And I just didn't want you to feel like you weren't important." "Well, it's pretty clear that I'm not." "Oh, oh, shh, shh..." "Oh, shh, shh, shh." "Going to the club is the last thing I want to do." "You think Lina wanted to go to Carriage Cruisers?" "She's celebrating her birthday tonight." "You're going." "I'll watch Mateo." "No." "Yeah, of course I'll watch him." "Is your mom busy?" "No." "But it should be you that I go to first, regardless of lawyers." "I'm sorry." "It's my lawyer." "Again, you don't need a lawyer." "No." "She wants a booty call." "Okay." "Y..." "You don't think it was Rose holding you hostage?" "No." "I mean, at first I thought it was her, because the men, they were..." "they were so gentle with me." "They even used these soft ties." "Then... once they hit my leg..." "No." "It was not Rose." "She would never hurt me." "Even when we explored bondage, she was so gentle, she would just... she would just take me right to the edge and..." "That's why we're thinking maybe someone took you..." "to send her a message." "Because I mean so much to her?" "Yes." "It's very romantic." "Luisa... did Rose ever mention her mother?" "Can we rewind just a sec?" "What kind of ties were you tied up with?" " During sex?" " No, with" " the German florists." " Why is that important?" " Silky cords." "They were soft." " Okay, gotcha." " Now go back to Rose's mother." " Do you remember the color?" " Blue." "Like the color of oxy." " No." "You know what?" "Can I talk to you for a second?" "Which, actually," "I could really use that right now for my knee." " What are you doing?" " Asking her questions." " About things we're not looking for." " I'm not looking for anything." "I'm just listening." "And you know what I heard?" "Blue silk ties." "You know who used blue silk ties?" "A drug lord that ran Miami back in the '80s, went by the name Mutter..." "look it up." "_" "_" "_" "_" "So I'm thinking Rose, or Denise, wasn't actually talking to Heidi about her mother at all." "She was talking about Mutter, the crime boss." "Oh, I just wanted to say, forget about the oxy." " Got it." " So... who's Heidi?" "Like, the next girlfriend of Rose or something?" "Just sit down." "We'll be back in, okay?" "How do you know all this?" "I read up on Miami crime history before transferring." "Plus, I have a photographic memory, which you would know if you'd tried to get to know me at all." "But I get it." "Your last partner, Nadine, double-crossed you, so it'll take you a second to warm up to me." "Anyway, you're gonna want to read up on Mutter." "And speaking of Mutters..." "Hey, I want to show you" " a picture." "Can I come in?" " Sure." "What kind of picture?" "It's Mateo." "My son." "Why are you showing me this?" "Because he is who you're hurting, Petra, every time you try to drive me and Jane apart." "I wasn't." "And we are having one." "A baby." "You think I don't know that?" "I'm sick all the time." "So focus on that." " I can't." " Why?" "Because I'm scared, okay?" "I don't know how to do this or why" "I did it." "I thought we would be together," " and if we're not together, then I just..." " Then what?" "Then I made a huge mistake." "Yeah." "Yeah, you definitely made a huge mistake." "But the crazy thing?" "I mean, it worked." "After all those miscarriages and the doctors telling you you can't have kids, and then this stuck?" "Petra, it's kind of a miracle, right?" " When did you get so cheesy?" " What I mean is, this is a good thing, with or without me." "Without, specifically." "Look, you are smart and... tenacious." "And you deserve someone that'll really make you happy." "Thank you." " Again, not me." " Okay, enough already." "It was a gentle dressing down." "Which brings us here, now, to dressing up." "Or trying to." " Hey." " Hi." "Um... your mom let me in." "I got your text about wanting to talk." "Yeah." "I-I do want to." "Yeah, I was nearby, so..." "Okay, I can't watch you do that." " Let me..." " Okay, thank you." " It's a little snug." " Well, I just had a baby." "I know." "Do you have something else?" " No, you're gonna get this on." " Got it." " Okay." " On it." "I know I shouldn't be upset about the kiss." "You can kiss whoever you want." "I just didn't know whether to tell you or not, since it didn't change anything." "It didn't?" "No." "But I should have told you." "You've been so honest with me." "And that's when it hit him." "Not about everything." "What?" "This..." "I'd be fired." "It's about Nadine." "Your old partner?" "Uh, what, that you were sleeping with her?" "Because that was pretty obvious." "But it's okay, 'cause it's none of my business." "Not that." "It's that I let her go." "When I found out she was working for Sin Rostro," "I told her to run, and gave her a head start." " What?" " She said her nephew" " was threatened, and I believed her." " And now?" " Do you?" " I-I don't know." "Michael." "Is that thing on?" "Uh..." "Oh..." "Scott, I don't care." "They need an intro; you have to do it." "Uh-oh." "When did Rafael get here?" "Whew!" "At least the monitor's off." "I have to go." "I'm just making sure everyone's okay after the whole closet thing." "But I'm going to work." "Bye, Jane." "Bye, Michael." "So... thanks for taking Mateo." "Of course." "No problem." "And I wanted to say, let's not go to lawyers yet." "Let's just try to figure this out." "I'm not ready to... take the emotion out." "And I totally get what you were saying today..." "Raf." "Can we talk about this later, actually?" "I have to get moving." " Excuse me." " Which brings us here now to Lina's big birthday bash!" "Sorry I'm screaming!" "It's just so loud in here!" "Excuse me." "Oh!" "Sorry." "That was my breast pump." "Sorry." "Excuse me." "Lina?" "Can we just talk?" "No." "I'm dancing." "Um..." "Hey, work, work." "Yes." " What are you doing?" " I'm sorry." "I really am." "Lina!" "What you did really sucked!" "I know." "And I know I said that nothing would change, but it did." "Everything changed." "And I get it." "You're a mom." "Yeah, but I don't want to be that mom that forgets about her friends, and all she does is talk about baby poop." "Right, and I felt like that was happening." "And I didn't want to let you down or lose you, so I panicked." "And I'm sorry." "Thanks, and thank you for coming." " And you can go now." " What?" "!" "Come on, you don't have to stay just because you feel bad." "Oh, don't get it twisted." "I came because I felt bad." "But I'm staying because it's your 25th birthday." "And I'm ready to party!" " Really?" " Yes!" "With your portable boob sucker?" "Oh." "Oh." "Oh, I'm pumping and dumping tonight." "Okay." "_" "Okay." "Mm, mm." " Oh, is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?" " No." " Yes." "Yes!" " Yes!" "Oh, can I?" "♪ Oh!" "With a little bit of uh, uh ♪" "♪ And a little bit of uh, uh, I was like ♪" "♪ Good gracious, ass is bodacious ♪" " Oh!" " ♪ Flirtatious, trying to show faces ♪" "♪ I'm looking for the right time to shoot my steez, you know ♪" "♪ Looking for the right time to flash them ki's ♪" " Oh, girl!" " ♪ I'm leaving ♪" " ♪ Please believing, oh, me and the rest of my heathens ♪" " What?" "What?" "♪ Check it, got it locked at the top of the Four Seasons ♪" " ♪ Penthouse, rooftop, birds I feeding ♪" " What?" " ♪ Uh, it's getting hot in here ♪" " Oh." "♪ So take off all your clothes ♪" "♪ I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off... ♪" " Oh, but..." " ♪ It's getting hot in here, so hot ♪" "♪ So take off all your clothes ♪" "♪ I am getting so hot ♪" "♪ I wanna take my clothes off... ♪" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "I just peed a little." " You know what we should do?" " Get off this gross floor?" "No." "We should take a bathroom floor selfie to commemorate your birthday." "And your first pump-and-dump." "Oh." "_" " _" " Oh, my God!" "I haven't checked my phone." "Why?" "Is everything okay?" "Everything's great." "For the first time since he was born," "I haven't been thinking about Mateo." "Oh, my God, neither have I." "Ooh, this song!" " Mm!" "Go." "I'll catch up." " No." "I can wait till you're done milking." "No, it'll take ten more minutes, and cleanup." "Go, find Nate and dance." " Okay." " Okay." "I love you, lady." "I love you, too." "Oh!" " Go!" " Okay, okay, okay." "And there, on the floor, suddenly Jane wanted to do something completely and utterly... her." "She wanted to write her paper." "And so she did... on her cell." "_" " _" " Jane would realize in the morning" " _ - that it was all drunken gibberish." "_" "But for the moment, she felt like herself again." "What's this?" "Fan art." "I don't think they captured my gravitas." "Did you sign the non-disclosure agreement?" "If I say a word, I pay restitution." "Now give me my bunnies, you monster." "Ah, Xiomara, enjoy watching Disc 142, Part C." "It's quite a revelation." "What's on Disc 142, Part C?" "Just a long-held, very deep secret of mine." "Oh." "Look, you don't have to share if you don't want to." "Thank you." "I appreciate that." "Okay, that's not the answer" "_ - she was expecting." "Hey, Raf, uh, I am here to pick up Mateo." "I'm walking into your house right now." "Didn't you get my text?" "_" "Oh, no." "I must have missed it." "Okay, um, Ubering, and I will be there in 15 minutes." "And that's when..." "Hey." "What are you doing here?" "I'm, uh, dealing with Heidi." "How was the club?" "I did "Hot in Herre""" "You didn't." "I did." "Talent-show style?" "Whoa." "Whoa." "_" "It should be noted that when Jane arrived home, well... she was walking on air." "Briefly." "It's complicated." "_" "You gonna do-si-do on out of here?" "Yup." "Sure." "Look, um, you were right." "I'm a little screwed up by what happened with my old partner, so, if I put that onto you..." "What did happen?" "She was working for Sin Rostro." "Yeah, I know." "I just mean..." "Devil's in the details." "Another time." "You were right." "Cordero's definitely hiding something." " Find out what it is." " That's why I'm here." "So glad you're here." "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome..." "Heidi Von Ocher!" "Heidi Von Ocher!" "Oh, Nein!" "Nein!" "Ich komme zu spaet zu meinem Auftritt!" "Oh, nein!" "Nein!" "Hmm." "That Web site looks familiar." "Oh, I know where I've seen it!" "They'd been communicating with Rose." "And now Rose was communicating with Luisa!" "Luisa was torn." "On the one hand, Rose locked her in a mental institution, killed her father and kidnapped her nephew." "On the other hand..." "Yup." "It's hard to let go." "But Petra, at least, had made some progress." "For the first time, she started to imagine life without Rafael." "And I'm not gonna lie." "She felt pretty darn good." "Hello, Petra." "Well, that lasted about 17 seconds." "_" "_" "Milos." "You could start calling first." "I like element of surprise." "Listen, I need to marry you... for tax purposes." "You knew when I give you hotel shares, there would be strings attached." "You know what?" "You can have the hotel shares back." "Okay, I thought we could do things soft American way." "But I know all your secrets, Natalia." "Things that could send you to jail... with your mommy." "In any case, we are not there." "Let me do this right." "Petra, you will marry me." "Oh, it was beyond romantic." "It was the best kiss of my life, Ma." "And suddenly, it was so clear." "It's Michael." "Oh, no!" "Oh!"

" Jacob was a good farmer." " But not the man to buy your horse." "Hochleitner, wasn't it your father sold him a horse with the ruptured testicle?" " "A bee sting made him limp that way."" " That horse had one good ball." "That's all it takes." "Rachel ..." "I'm sorry about Jacob." "I know he'll walk with God." "Thank you, Daniel." " Daniel." " Good morning." "So, first time to the big city?" "." "You'll see so many things." "Close your eyes." "Open." "Samuel, careful!" "You come back soon." "Samuel!" "Samuel ..." "You be careful out among the English." "Mama, look!" "Oh, he's a cute little Amish boy." "We have tickets to Baltimore." "Where is that train?" "It's delayed three hours." "You'll hear it announced when it's time to board." "Just take a seat over there." "I have to wait on these people." "Mama, look." "What's that thing?" "Don't go far, Samuel." "Mama ..." "It's over there." "Hey, man." " What the fuck are you doing?" " Washing my hands, man." " Let's get out of here." " Hold tight." "I already did that." "Let's check it again." "Move these people back." "Get Schaeffer down here, now." "Who found the body?" "." "How you doing?" "You found the body?" "." " I just reported it." "It was the kid." " What kid?" "How do I know what kid?" "The kid in the funny black threads." "How's he doing?" "I'm a police officer." "I have to talk to the boy." "What's your name?" "Samuel." " Samuel Lapp." " And he's your son?" "We were on our way to Baltimore." "Soon our train is leaving." "We'll get you on another train." "Sam, the man who was killed tonight was a policeman." "It's myjob to find out what happened." "I want you to tell me everything you saw in the bathroom." "There were two." "I only saw one." " Does anybody know about this?" " No, nobody's talked to him." "What did he look like, the man that you saw?" "." " He was like him." " A black man?" " He had black skin?" " Yes, but not stumpig." "What's stumpig?" "On a farm, when a pig is born small like that, he's stumpig." "A runt." "So he wasn't a runt." " He was a big guy, like me?" " Big guy." " Where are you taking us?" " Oh, I'm sorry." "We're looking for a suspect." "I want the little boy to take a look at him." "You have no right to keep us here." "Yes, I do." "Your son's a material witness to a homicide." "You don't understand." "We want nothing to do with your laws." "Doesn't surprise me." "A lot of people I meet are like that." " What did he say?" "." " He asked who you are." "Your name." "I told him we didn't need to know anything about you." "Book." "John Book." "Where are you going?" " Looking good, T-Bone." " What the fuck ..?" "Is this the man, Sam?" "ls this him?" "You're sure?" " Back off!" " We want no further part of this." "Okay." "Get back in the car." "Hey, honest mistake, all right?" "What are we gonna do with them?" "A hotel?" "No, they won't be there in the morning." "We'll have to get them in Baltimore." "I got it." "This is my sister, Elaine." "This is Mrs Lapp and Samuel." " Where do they go, the blue room?" " Sure, the blue room." " Can I help you with something?" " No." "Right back there, Sam." " How could you do this to me tonight?" " It's important." "Just keep going straight through." "There's a folding cot for your son." " I told you I had company!" " Are Jason and Billy asleep?" " And you got a man in the house?" " That's none of your business." "Anyway, they like Fred." "Who are these orphans, anyway?" "." "They're Amish." " Everything okay?" "." " Yes, thank you." " John says you're Amish." " Yes." "Oh ..." " Do we have to stay here?" " No, we don't." "Just for the night." "Say your prayers." " Hey, Captain." " Hey, Bob." " When can we leave the city?" "." " I'll try to get this over with quickly." "But Samuel will have to come back and testify." "I'm sorry." "No, you're not." "You're glad." "Because now you have a witness." "I just don't like my son spending time with a man who carries a gun and goes around whacking people." ""Whacking"?" "Come here, kiddo." "Big guy ..." "You can see them, but they can't see you." "I want the hats and sunglasses off." "Straighten up." "Tell me if any of these men are the man you saw in the bathroom." "Take your time." "Look real carefully." "Make sure." "Are you sure?" "Okay." " Three dogs to stay." " Thank you." " These we call Wurst." " Good, good." "Your sister said you don't have a family." "No, I don't." "She thinks you should have children of your own, instead of trying to be a father to hers." "Except she thinks you're afraid of the responsibility." " That's interesting." "Anything else?" " Yeah ..." "She says she thinks you like policing because you think you're always right." "And that you're the only one who can do anything." "And that, when you drink a lot of beer, you say things like:" ""None of the other police know a crook from a bag of ... elbows."" "I believe that's what she said." "Good appetite." "Captain, Sgt. Carter for you on line 23." "Hey, how are you doing?" " I don't know." " Little boy ..." "He's shy." "Hey, knock it off!" "I'll get it." " Hi, Kathy." " Dad!" " Hello, Marilyn." " Hi, John." "It's McFee, Paul." "He's one of them." "Positive ID from the Amish kid." " McFee?" "Lieutenant, Narcotics?" " Right." "I hope you don't have any doubt about that." "It fits." "Four years ago, Narcotics runs a raid in which, among other things, 550 gallons of this P2P stuff is confiscated." "They put it in Police Storage." "Philadelphia supplies all the major cities with speed." "They need this P2P stuff to make it." "They pay up to $5,000 a pint for it." "I call Police Storage ..." "No record of ten 55-gallon drums of P2P." "That's $22 million." "Guess who ran the raid four years ago." "McFee ..." "Have you talked to him about it?" "No." "Vacation." "Florida." " What do you need to clean this up?" " People from outside the department." "Put some guys on McFee." "Watch him, wait him out." "fbi, or maybe someone from Treasury." "I'll take care of that." "I want maximum security on this." "The boy's gonna have to be moved." " Who else knows about this?" " Just you and I." "Get back!" "Police!" "Back in the elevator!" " That's our car!" " Get in the elevator, you idiot!" "I know you, asshole!" "John says you have to leave now." "He says it's urgent." "Dress quickly." "John?" "Putmy caring the garage and close the door." " I don't understand any of this." " You don't know anything, okay?" "." "I borrowed your car." "I didn't say why." "You never heard of that woman and her boy." " John, please tell me why." " Just do it." " You said we'd be safe in Philadelphia." " Well, I was wrong." "Did you deliver the kid's interview to Schaeffer?" "." " No." " I want all the paperwork to disappear." " Tonight, you understand?" " Do you know what you're asking?" "Just do it." "I'm gonna disappear for a couple of days." " John, what is happening?" " I'll call you when I can." "And, partner, watch your back." "Schaeffer's in this thing too." " Hey, what are you doing?" " Working late, man." "That's it." "Hey, Fergie ..." "I told you I hit him." "He's in trouble." "I want to help him." "We just need to know where he is." " What kind of trouble?" " A police matter." "Don't worry about it." "You're saying he's involved in something illegal?" "Anybody who knows John knows that's a goddamn lie." "Of course it is." "But as long as there's any doubt, it's better he clear his name." "It's better you should get off my porch." "I don't want to have to take you in." "He left with the Amish woman, right?" " She say where he is?" " She doesn't know." "What about Carter?" "." "Tight ... but I'm working on him." "Samuel!" "You should rest." "I'll make us some coffee." "No, I can't stay." " Will you be taking Samuel to trial?" " There isn't gonna be any trial." "Rachel, what happened?" "Who was that man?" " Why didn't you go to a hospital?" " No doctor." "They have to report gunshot wounds." "If they make a report, they find me." "And if they find me, they find the boy." " Is the English dead?" " No." "He's upstairs." "I feel burning." "The bullet entered there and came out there." "There's danger of infection." "He's lost a great deal of blood." "I am not a doctor." "This man should be treated in a hospital." " There is nothing I can do for him." " No!" "No, he must stay here." "What if he dies?" "The sheriff will come." "They'll say we broke the laws." "Then we must pray that he doesn't die." "If he does, no one must know." "But this is a man's life." "We hold it in our hands." "God help me, I know that, Eli." "But if he is found, the people who did this to him will come get Samuel." "Then make a poultice, three parts milk, two parts linseed oil, for the infection." "I will send Mary by with some teas I will brew myself." "Thank you." " I'll have to speak with the elders." " As you see fit." "You prick..." "Don't do it." "I'll fucking kill you." "You asshole ..." "John." "John." "Are you saying there's no way we can locate this woman?" "We're talking about 20th-century law enforcement." "There's yourproblem." "YourAmishman doesn't live or think in the 20th century." "If the Amish have taken yourman in, he won'tbe easy to find." "The problem is, about every third Amishman around here is named Lapp." "And we've got 14,000 Amishmen justin this county..." "That's very interesting, Sergeant, but this is a very important matter." "It involves the murder of a police officer." " There must be some sort of directory." " Sure." "Tax rolls, voter registration ..." "But I don't have the manpower to send a deputy to everyLapp farm in the county." " Maybe you could use the telephone." " Yeah, maybe I could ..." "But since the Amish don't have phones, I wouldn't know who to call." "Thank you, Sergeant." "It's been an education." " Who are they?" "." " The leadership of our district." "They decided to come see you for themselves." "Except Stoltzfus." "He came the first day." "I think he saved your life." "No, that was not I." " Who else knows I'm here?" " No one." " How long have I been here?" " Two days." "Rest, Mr Book." "That's the ticket." "And drink my tea." "Lots of my tea." " Tell him his tea stinks." " You can tell him when you're able." "We're happy you'll live." "We didn't know what we'd do with you if you died." "It's not our place to ask how he came to us." "Don't move!" "What are you doing?" "Come here, Samuel." "Sit down." "This is a loaded gun." "This is very, very dangerous." "Never, ever, touch a loaded gun." "Now I'm taking the bullets out." "Now it's safe." "Okay?" "." " Okay, Mr Book." " Look, you can call me John." "I just don't want you to get hurt." "I didn't mean to yell at you." "It's all right for you to look at it now." "It's unloaded." "It's safe." "You wanna handle it, you can handle it, while I'm here." "But that's not right." "Samuel, wait for me downstairs." "John Book, while you are in this house, I insist that you respect our ways." "Here, take it." "Put it somewhere where he won't find it." "This gun of the hand is for the taking of human life." "We believe it is wrong to take life." "That is only for God." "Many times the wars have come, and people have said to us:" ""You must fight, you must kill."" ""It is the only way to preserve the good."" "But Samuel ..." "There is never only one way." "Remember that." "Would you kill another man?" "I would only kill a bad man." "Only the bad man, I see." "And you know these bad men by sight?" "You are able to look into their hearts and see this badness?" "I can see what they do." "I have seen it." "And having seen, you become one of them." "Don't you understand?" "What you take into your hands you take into your heart." ""Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord."" ""And touch not the unclean thing."" " Go and finish your chores now." " Yes, Grandfather." " Enjoying your reading?" " Yeah, I'm learning a lot about manure." "Very interesting." "What's that?" "Your clothes were stained with blood." "You can wear these." " They're your husband's?" " Yes." "It's good that someone can have the use of them." "Besides, in your clothes you'd stand out to strangers." "I should tell you that this kind of coat doesn't have buttons." " See?" "Hooks and eyes." " Something wrong with buttons?" "Buttons are Hochmut." "Proud, vain." "It's not plain." "Got anything against zippers?" " Are you making fun of me?" " No." "Like the tourists ..." "staring all the time." "Sometimes they come into the yard." "It's very rude." " They seem to think we're quaint." " I can't imagine why they'd think that." "Is there a phone somewhere near?" "." "The Gunthers across the valley." "They're Mennonites." " They have cars, refrigerators ..." " I mean a pay phone, a public phone." "The store at Strasburg, but you won't be going to Strasburg for a while." "I'm going this morning." " But Stoltzfus said ..." " Yeah, I know what he said." "You can go with Eli." "He's taking Samuel to school." " But you'd better hurry." " Rachel ..." "Nothing." "What?" " Hurry up, John Book." " You'd better get going." "Hurry up, John Book." "My gun." "I need my gun." "Thanks." "The bullets?" "It's not much good without them." "Of course." "Thank you." "How do I look?" "." "I mean, do I look Amish?" " You look plain." " Okay." " Carter." " Partner, are you okay?" "Yeah." "You?" " I'm coming in." "How hot am I?" " Too hot." "Don't do it." " Don't come in." "They're looking for you." " And the kid." "I have to make a move." "John, don't do it." "You couldn't get within a mile of Schaeffer right now." " Can you hear me?" " Yeah." "What are we gonna do?" "fbi?" " Maybe." " What about an investigative reporter?" "No, they'd want to talk to the kid." "Listen, I'll make a couple of calls, let you know when you can come in." " I've got to go." "Take care of yourself." " Yeah, you too." "Here ..." "Don't put them in the peaches." "See this stream?" "It goes to the wheel and it makes the wheel turn around." "Then it goes ..." "It makes this wire pump the pump over there, into the well, and the well's water goes into the house." "This place really echoes." "Hello!" " What's up there?" " Corn." "Would you like to hold my kitten?" "I'll show you how to do a back rub." "You hold them like that, push their head back, and you rub their neck." "Book?" "." "Is that you, Book?" "." "What are you doing there?" "I'm just trying to get the car started." "If you are well enough to do that, you can do work for me." "Yeah." "What can I do?" "Milking, maybe ..." "Cows, you know." "Cows." "Yeah, I've seen pictures." "Good." "You start tomorrow." "It's 4:30, time for milking." "Milking stool, milking hat." "There's the milk." "Firm grip." "Pinch the top off and squeeze." " Didn't you hear me?" "Squeeze." " I am squeezing." "You never had your hands on a teat before." "Not one this big." "Hey, I got it!" "I got it!" "I think." "Samuel, help him." " No, no, no ..." " Eat." "What's wrong with your appetite?" " I'm not used to eating at this time." " You're not used to hard work." "Rachel." "Samuel ..." ""Honey, that is great coffee."" "It's ... a joke." "It's a commercial." "On television." " Book, is it?" " Yeah." " You are the Yankee they talk about." " I thought I was the English." "English, Yankee, it is the same." "My name is Daniel." " Daniel Hochleitner." " How do you do?" "You look plain, Book." "Very plain." "I came to see Rachel." "Eli said I could use his tools and try to fix that bird house." " I brought you some lemonade." " Oh, great." "Thanks." " What happened to Hochleitner?" "." " He went home." "He's a friend of the family." "He's like a son to Eli." " You know carpentry." " Yeah, a bit." "Can you do anything else?" "Whacking." "I'm hell at whacking." "Whacking is not much use on a farm." "Tomorrow I'll let out those trousers for you." "Good." " I told Eli you're a carpenter." " Hold this up closer, will you?" "He said you could come to Zook's barn-raising." "If I'm still here." "Great." "... presenting golden oldies." "We've gotsome great ones coming up." "Here's one that takes me back." "This is great." "This is the best." "Don't know much ... don't know much about the French I took could be with you what a wonderful world ..." " Come on." " What are you doing?" "I can win your love forme don't know much abouthistory don't know much thatl love you and I know thatifyou love me too what a wonderful world this would be." "Rachel!" "Rachel, what is it with you?" "ls this the Ordnung?" "I've obeyed the rules of the Ordnung." "You bring this man to our house, with his gun of the hand." "You bring fear to this house." "Fear of English with guns coming after him." " I've committed no sin." " Maybe ..." "Maybe not yet." "But Rachel, it does not look ..." "You know there has been talk." "Talk about going to the Bishop and having you shunned." " That is idle talk." " Oh, do not take it lightly." "They can do it." "They can do it just like that." "You know what it means, shunning?" "I cannot sit at table with you." "I cannot take a thing from your hand." "I cannot go to worship with you." " Oh child, do not go so far." " I am not a child." " But you are acting like one." " I will be the judge of that." "Theywill be the judge of that, and so will I, if you shame me." "You shame yourself." "Why don't you tell me where he is?" "You know, don't you?" "I just want to talk to him." "I want to talk some sense into him." "You know, we go way back." "John and I were a team once." "Like you two are now." "I trained him." "He is a fine policeman." "I know he's with the Amish." "God, I'd give anything to see him now." "Can you see John at a prayer meeting?" "We're like the Amish." "We're a cult too." "Well ... a club." "With our own rules." "John has broken those rules." "As you're breaking them now." " I hear you're a carpenter." " Well, it's been a while." "No matter." "We can always use a good one." "Hurry up!" "We have a barn to raise, and a day to do it!" "Good luck." "Your hole is better now?" "." "Yeah, it's pretty much healed." "Good." "Then you can go home." "Everyone has an idea about you and the Englishman, Book." "All of them charitable, I'm sure." "Hardly any of them." "John ..." "Amos." "This is Lydia and Amos." "John Book." "It's their barn that you built today." " We just got married." " That's great." "Rachel ..." "Rachel ..." "If we'd made love last night, I'd have to stay." "Or you'd have to leave." "Get off the bus, everybody." "Welcome to Amish country." "This is the most famous Amish grocery store in the area." "Stay close together, 'cause we're only gonna be here another 15 minutes." "Be careful photographing the Amish, they don't like it." "You can sneak a few." " All right?" "Stay together." " Young man!" "We're just here for the day." "Can I take your picture?" "Stand still, fix your hat ..." "Lady, you take my picture, I'll rip your brassiere off and strangle you with it." "You got that?" "Did you hear what that Amish just said to me?" " Homicide." " Elton Carter." " Who's calling?" " A friend." "Salazar, Public Relations." "Can I help you?" "I'm trying to reach Sgt. Elton Carter." " Are you a member ofthe family?" " What?" "No, I'm a friend." "Then I regret to inform you Sgt. Carteris dead." "He died lastnight, killed in the line ofduty." "Should you require ..." "Hello ..?" "Yes." "Paul!" " Paul, it's John Book." " I'll take it in the study." "How are you, John?" "Hello, John." "Calling me at home." "I can't trace the call." "That's very smart." " Lost the meaning, didn't you, Paul?" " What?" "Isn't that whatyou used to say about dirty cops?" "Somewhere along the way they lost the meaning." " We know where you are." "We're ..." " You got it wrong." "I'm coming for you." "I like your style, John." "I've always liked your style." "I'm gonna do to you whatever you did to Zenovich and Carter." "I'm gonna fucking do that to you, you asshole!" " You're blocking the fucking road!" " I can't back this up." " Just give it a shot." " Look ..." "It takes a half hour ..." "It happens sometimes." "Do nothing." " Come on." " Come on, Goldilocks." " Don't you speak English?" " You don't hear very good, do you?" " On the chin!" "On the chin!" " You look better, buddy." "Come on down." "Are you a man or what?" "That's right, no fighting." "They won't fight for our country, either." " It's not our way." " But it's myway." "Book, no!" " Check this out." " Here comes another one." " It's all right, Book." " He's gonna hit you with his Bible." "You're making a mistake." " Never seen anything like it in my life." " He's from Ohio." "My cousin." "Them Ohio Amish must be different." "Here, they don't have fight in them." "Good day to you, Mr Lapp." "This ain't good for the tourist trade!" "Tell that to your Ohio friends!" "A kid broke his nose." "He was with old Eli Lapp." " Where did you get that?" " Book gave it to me." "He said it was a special present." "Samuel, time for bed." "Samuel ..." "You can take the toy with you." "He's leaving, isn't he?" "Tomorrow morning." "He'll need his city clothes." "Why?" "." "What's he going back to?" "Nothing." "He's going back to his world, where he belongs." "He knows it ..." "and you know it too." "It's all right, we're police officers." "Check the rest of the house." "It's all right, we're police officers." "Philadelphia Police." "It's all right, Mrs Lapp." "Just sit down." "It's going to be all right." "We're not going to harm your boy." "It's Book we want." "Now where is he?" "Book!" "Fergie, come on!" "Come on!" "What is it?" "What are they doing?" "I want you to go to Hochleitner's farm as fast as you can." " And stay there." " Will they kill you?" " I'll be all right." " But you don't have your gun." "Run, Samuel." "Run!" "Shit ..." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Fergie!" "Fuck!" "McFee!" "McFee!" "Fergie!" " What's wrong?" " I can't figure it out." " Where's Fergie?" " I don't know." "You better come on up." "Come on." "We're going outside." "Come on." "Come on!" "Schaeffer!" "Stop the boy ringing that bell." "I want you to stop the boy ringing that bell." "Stop him now!" " Let her go, Paul!" " Put the gun down!" " I'll fucking blow you away!" " I will blow her head off." " The fucking gun is down!" " You really fucked up!" "Let her go, the gun's down!" " Put that gun down!" " The gun's down." "It's down, it's down." "Don't hurt her." "It's all right, Rachel." "Rachel, just move ..." "Go!" "It's all right, I'm a police officer." "The man's wanted for murder." " Now stand back." " What are you gonna do?" "Kill me?" "Are you gonna shoot him?" "Are you gonna shoot him?" "Is that what you're gonna do, Paul?" "Him?" "The woman?" "Me?" "It's over!" "Enough!" "Enough!" "Enough." "Goodbye, John Book." "Goodbye, Samuel." "You be careful out among them English."

"Okay, well, it's too small to be a cat hotel and it's too big to be pants." "So it's not mine." "Me neither." "I pick up all my deliveries at the port." " The what?" "At the port?" " Yeah." "What are you doing at the port?" "Picking up my deliveries." "Listen." "(short chuckle)" "You drive all the way down to the port?" " Yes." " Well, it's not mine." "I only buy local." "Except, of course, for clothing and produce." "Medication," " water, seasoning, meat." " Maybe it's Cece's." " Isn't she packing up her apartment?" " It's not Cece's." "She's packing right now, and Jess is going over there later to toast the place good-bye." "'Cause they're adorable." " Would you consider us adorable?" " No, we're adult men." "We're cute." "Oh, hey!" "My box is here." " Do you need help?" " Oh..." "Yeah, I was just gonna put it..." "Put it down right there." " Awesome." " Jess, is it me, or has your job become a poo poo festival?" "No, it's fine." "It's just the new principal, Becky Cavatappi." "She took over for Foster when he retired." "I do all her work and she does all the working of her cleavage." "But the budget's your job, Becky." "Ah..." "Principal Cavatappi." "Like I always say:" "don't call me Becky unless you're riding me like a horse." "(laughs)" "We work in a middle school." "Really." "This is the budget, or the next week of my life." "You know what they say... your life is just weeks and then you die." "Uh, Jess," " are you sure you're okay?" " Yeah." "I just got this for a little stress relief." " (laughs)" " Oh, Schmidt, will you be a dear and text Cece and tell her I'm gonna be about, like, ten minutes late?" " Yeah, sure." " Thanks." "Aah!" "(grunting, screaming)" "Becky!" "Becky!" "I hate you!" "(screaming)" "(knocking)" "Hi!" " Hello." " Look who I brought." "The French." "Bonjour." "Oh, it's Prosecco, it's Italian." "So grazie." "Oh, it's Polish Prosecco." "So that's on me for buying it at a gas station." "Long week of work ahead of me." " I'm looking forward to a fun night!" " Okay, Jess, I should tell you before I..." "I know I said I was done packing, but I'm not done, and the reason I'm not done is because I didn't do anything, and I have to get out before tomorrow, otherwise I lose my deposit." "Oh, Cece." " I know." " Cece, Cece, Cece." "Cece, Cece, Cece, Cece, Cece..." " Hey, guys." " Hey, Winston." "I did it." "I told Aly I need a new partner." " What?" "I thought you had a crush on her." " Yeah." "Well, exactly." "You know, here's the problem." "She keeps talking about her boyfriend and his" ""ass that you want to open on Christmas."" " What?" " But it's fine." "You know, she took it better than I thought." "Screw you." "Here's your crap:" "lucky crystal, key chain fart marker, over a hundred yogurt tops, your flattened penny collection, a signed copy of a Paul Reiser biography, baby carrot thumb drive, a picture of you and Dave Coulier," "loose Pez, my mom's cell number, a ticket stub from Urinetown." "When did you even see that?" " Why?" "Why?" " Oh, have you..." "Have you tried 'em on?" "Oh, and your Pure Mood CD." "This thing makes me want to swim into a boat motor." " (phone dings)" " Oh... new partner's here." "Guys, as they say, when one chapter ends, a bridge appears, and then you cross that bridge and make lemonade out of a molehill." "Okay." "Hiya, partner. (laughs)" "That's, uh, "hi" in karate." "Hiya!" " (both laughing)" " That's cool." "You don't mind if we listen to some car jams, do you?" "Well, man, let's just get right to track seven." " ♪ Elations ♪ - ♪ Elation ♪" "♪ Elations ♪" "Elation." " ♪ Elation, elation ♪" " Elation." "(both laugh)" "Oh!" " I'm okay, it's fine, it's fine, yeah." " You okay, you good?" "It's not gonna end well for these two." "I wouldn't trust him to watch a ball pit." "Hey, could I get a cream soda?" "Dude, we both know what you're gonna do." "Don't." "It's not cool." "What?" "We have a flasher." "You know what, maybe if we get drunk, then magically everything will just happen." "No, no." "No drinking until you've packed." "Look, I get that you're freaking out about moving, but we can do this." "We need to make a keep pile and a toss pile, okay?" "Keep or toss, keep or toss." " (phone dings)" " Ugh." "Uh..." "Hi, Becky." "Sorry, Principal Cavatappi." "Jess, remember that binder?" "Yeah." "Yup, I've got it right here." "I'll have it done by the end of the week." "Yeah, I mixed up the budget due date." "I took my contacts out 'cause they're ugly." "So I kind of can't read stuff." "I'll need it tomorrow." "Um..." "Uh, yeah, uh, but it's a week's worth of work." "You get it done or you're fired. (hangs up)" "I have to do a week's worth of work in a night." "So we got to get through this quick." "Keep or toss, keep or toss." "Cece, that sweatshirt has a wine stain on it and an off-brand Looney Tunes character." "George Bunny?" "Who the hell is that?" "You're right." "Keep." " Toss!" " No, keep, keep!" "I'm calling the cops." "There is a man pulling out his privates" " in our bar." " Oh, big whoop." "It used to be worse." "It used to be more interactive." " What do mean, interactive?" " Interactive." " You showed, too?" " No, it was more like tennis, like... (snaps fingers)" "Exit." "What's the second... (snaps fingers)" "(snapping fingers)" "Now it's just... (snaps fingers)" "And I'm..." "This is a problem." "Wi-Winston." "New partner is working out great, man." "You know, we have a lot in common." "Both have cats, both partially blind... me, color, him, night." "Well, that sounds dangerous." "Winston, listen to me." "We have some very serious police business here." "The bar has a flasher." "A strange man is regularly showing Nick his funky soup bone." "I'm sure he doesn't even care." "I care about that greatly, Nick." "I will be right there." " Whoa, partner." " Oh, oh," " oh, my goodness." "Hey, didn't see..." " Seat's taken." " the seat was taken there, Winston, I..." " Yeah, I usually ride shotgun because I get motion sickness as a decision-maker." "Yeah, well, I lose all hand strength with absolutely no warning." "Just..." "Damn it." "Mm..." "I'm sorry, I'll be fast." "Mm..." "Mm..." "Mm..." "Time's up." "It's a toss." "No, that was actually an award." " Toss." "Next." " Jessica..." "Now, okay, look, that hat has a very important memory." "Hey." "I-I'm sorry I'm so bad at doggy-style." "Do you really want to remember Sir Miss-A-Lot?" "This is all important stuff from my single life." "I think I need to go through the pile again." "You know what, you're right." "Let's go through everything again." "Can you just come with me to the hallway and take a look at a pile I made out there?" "Oh, yeah, okay." " I just really appreciate it." " Mm-hmm." "I know you got a lot of work to do." "Yeah, so it's... (gasps)" "I have to finish packing so I can work on the binder!" "You made me do this!" "I'm shutting this tiny door!" " Jessica, open the door!" " You're a terrible packer!" "Jessica, open the door!" "Your favorite team is the Green Bay..." "Not Packers." "Let me in, okay?" "Because, you know, if I'm out here too long, I'm gonna run into..." "Hey, neighbor, you dig turtles?" "It's not a big deal." "I've been flashed by, like, seven or eight different people since college." " What?" " You guys have been flashed?" " No." " Never." "Everybody's been flashed" " countless times, right?" " No." "Oh, it's just me who's been flashed about 300 times?" " What?" " You guys have never been flashed?" " No." " Never." "Not even on, like, holidays?" "BOTH:" "No!" "Not even, like, after the Olympics?" "Hey, guys, I still can't find the bathroom." "Where did you guys say it was again?" "This place is like a maze." "Dunston, it's... it's one big room, buddy." "Never mind." "I don't have to go anymore." "No, no, no, no, you're fine, you're fine." "You've had, like, two tubs of soda." "You-you need to go." "Yeah, I do have to go." "It's right back there to the left." " Okay." " Yeah, right past the pop..." "Someone call about a flasher?" "Oh." "Just responding to a call about a flasher." "Oh, yes." "Uh, there is no need." "Dunston and I have got this, so..." "Oh, how is Dunston?" " Huh?" "I hear he's blind and weird." " No." "No, he's great." " Ah." " Dunston gets it done... ston." "And that's how we win.. ston!" " (laughing) Oh." " (laughing)" " How are you?" " Really good." " Mm-hmm." " Yeah, Hutch is one hell of a cop." "HUTCH:" "I'm very strong." "Punch my stomach." "Try." " I mean, I will." " It won't hurt." " (laughing):" "Okay." " It won't hurt." " (laughing):" "God." " Mm-hmm." "That's amazing." " Dunston." "Bathroom." " Yeah?" "Oh, that's right." " Dunston?" " Ah." " Dunston?" " No, I know." " (laughing)" " You're in good hands." " I hope you're happy, too." " Great!" " Great!" " Great." "Great!" "Somebody call the G8 Summit because I just felt the climate change." "I don't get that." "Hmm." "Excuse me." "You know where the bathroom is?" " It's not back here." " Right." "If you throw out one more thing," "I am gonna hurl my body against the door!" "Okay, fine, I am gonna do it." "I hope I don't hurt myself!" "(crying):" "Ow!" "You think I don't know those were hands?" " That was a slap sound!" " Yeah." "Okay, you're right, it's a slapping sound, but I-I think I overdid it and I really hurt my wrist." "It's, like, swelling." "I'm telling the truth, okay?" "It really hurts." "Just, can you please open the door?" " And now my wrists are fine!" " (screaming)" "You snake!" "You rattlesnake!" " CECE:" "Oh, my God, everything's gone." " Look, Cece," "I know you're freaking out about leaving the apartment, but if you think of it like..." "No." "It's just, it's not just the apartment." "It's just... it's... it's all of it." "Everything is changing!" "I'm not gonna have this place anymore, and I'm getting married." "(sighs)" "Oh, my God, Jess, I'm getting married." "Are you having second thoughts?" "No, no." "I..." "I know I want to marry Schmidt more than anything in the world." "It's just... everything is gonna change, and I am scared." "Oh, honey." "Oh, my little breakfast link." "Okay, now, look, we don't have time for this." "Okay, you have to work on your binder." "(sighs)" "Forget the binder." "Right now this is more important." " So you know what we're gonna do?" " What?" "We're gonna get into it!" " I'm gonna take my pants off!" " What?" "Why?" " So, Nick, can you describe the suspect?" " Mr. Miller, can you describe the suspect?" "Uh, are you doing the interview, or...?" "Oh, yeah, I'm usually the interview guy." " Oh, that's okay." " No, you can take it." " I'll take it, dude, if it's not a big deal." " Hey, well, it can be either..." "No, I'm used to it, too, but you're used to it, so it's not a big deal for me." "Well, I mean, I'm used to it, but I'm open to new things." "Okay, yeah, but to the count of three." " Just-just-just please..." " We're just gonna do it." "BOTH:" "One, two, three." " You do it." " I can..." "I'm gonna go." "He was average size, thin, wispy blond hair." "Oddly shaped, kind of came to a point." " Uh, what does that mean?" " Top heavy." "A bit of a scar as if like from a hook or something." "Gross." "Ugh." "Uh, anything else?" "I think that about does it." "You want me to describe what his face and body looked like?" "Yeah, that'd be..." "Wait." "Have you been describing his penis this whole time?" "All right, that's it." "I'm done." "I'm not even the one that called you guys." "Man!" "And to be fair," "I knew he was talking about a penis the whole time." "See?" "That is way too real!" "Aggressively detailed." "I had to guess on the testicles, 'cause he hadn't described 'em." "You know what it is?" "It's just that there's no turning back." "I mean, who am I when I leave this apartment?" ""Mrs. Cece Schmidt?"" ""Cece Schmidt" sounds like the mayor of an evil Swiss town." "(laughter) It does." "Oh, my God." "Did I tell you that Schmidt thinks that we should drop our last names and make up a new one?" "He is currently, at the moment, leaning towards Zenith and Telluride." "I don't hate Telluride." "Getting married is just such a big leap." "You leap big all the time!" "You moved here at 18 with nothing but a bunch of chokers." "Isn't it amazing?" "!" "And it's mine." "Yeah, there's also a knife stuck in the wall." "Oh, look!" "Someone left a spoon with some rock candy in it." "I wonder what flavor it is." " This is a way bigger leap." " (phone plays tune)" "Ugh!" "Becky!" "You sloppy boob lizard!" "Principal Cavatappi!" "Oh, yeah, the binder." "Yup, I've got it right here." " (whispers):" "Where's the binder?" " (gasps)" "Um, yeah, uh, sorry." "Uh..." "Um, yeah, I've got it right here." "(whispering):" "Find it." "Find it." "You packed it somewhere?" "!" " Yeah, I can turn to page 13." "Hold on." " Oh." "Chuka." "Chuka, chuka, chuka." " Chuka." " (whispering):" "What is that?" "That was a page-turning noise." " Chuka, chuka..." " Um, yup, I see the graph." "Chuk, chuka, chuk, chuk!" " Jess?" " (sighs)" "Do you remember Rosarito?" "!" "We don't have much to go on, but I'll run your description." "Hopefully, Dunston wouldn't have spilled coffee all over the radio." "You know, he brews his own and drinks it out of a sandwich bag." "SCHMIDT:" "Winston, just call Aly and tell her that you want to be partners again." "Ugh." "Look, guys, I..." "I cannot." "I just cannot hear about Aly's boyfriend and his ass that don't quit, okay?" "My ass don't quit!" "What about my ass?" "!" " Winston, please call Aly." " Seriously, dude." " There he is." " FLASHER:" "Hey, do you have" " any, uh...?" " Freeze, buddy!" "Oh, yeah, freeze!" "Wait!" "Hey!" "(groans)" " Oh." " Hey, hey, hey!" "Hey!" "(grunting, thudding)" "Yeah!" "Got him!" "(laughing)" "All right!" "Dunston!" " Oh, yes." " Yeah, man." "I'm not normally" " the cuff guy, but I'll do it." " Yeah, me, either." " But I'll do it." " One size fits all, right?" " Yeah, I guess it's..." " Man, I just said," " I'll be the cuff guy!" " I'm not normally the cuff..." "But, yeah, but if I'm not normally the..." "Then if you're not..." "but I'm not normally." " Now, I'm doing..." " Okay, okay, count of three." "Count of three." " Who is the cuff guy?" "One." " All right." "One." "BOTH:" "Two, three, four." " Five, six." "See?" " Five." "Mm." "(overlapping chatter)" " All right." "Three." " Three." "BOTH:" "Two, one," " zero, negative one." "Damn it!" " That...!" "Winston, Dunston!" "Dunston!" "Go!" "Hey!" "(both grunt)" "(sighs)" "I got to say... he never comes in twice in a night." "I just hope he's okay." "I'm alarmed by how connected to this man you feel." "I just hope the best for him." "I am so dead." "If I don't find this binder, I'm gonna" " need a really good excuse." "Oh, wait, Cece?" " Mm." "Can you break my arm just a little bit?" " No!" " You're right." "It's better if I do it myself." "Okay, you know what?" "Hey!" "Hey, can I just throw something out there?" "What if you quit?" "I want to quit." "God, do I want to quit, but I can't!" "I can't!" "You can quit." "Because this Becky lady is making you miserable." "You were always someone who loved their job." "♪ It's my first day of teaching in L.A. ♪" "♪ And I'm giving my job ♪" "♪ A big fat "A..." ♪" "You remember the last time I was unemployed?" "I ran out of things to knit." " I knit a condom." " Oh, the yarn-dom." " I pray this was never used." " Okay, remember earlier when you told me to leap?" "You should leap." "I don't leap." "I take small planned steps, like an arthritic dog." "Really?" "_" "The last listing is a loft downtown." "Bad area." "The ad just says it's "sunsoaked and beige-y."" "I don't know." "They seem like three nice girls." "And now I am marrying one of those girls and totally freaking out about it." "You know who you need to talk to, right?" " Yes." "Definitely." "Winston." " No." " What the hell?" " What?" "I'm gone for two months, and all of a sudden" "Winston's a bridesmaid?" "Never mind." " You need to call Schmidt." " No." "No, I can't call him and tell him that I'm scared." "I think that that's what getting married is." "Sharing all this, all the things you're afraid of, all the things that embarrass you, weak doggy-style guy." "You got to call Schmidt." "All right." " (phone rings)" " A voice call, Jess?" "Let me guess, a family of ducks is crossing the street." "No, no, no, no, no, no." "It's me." "It's me." "Um, so... okay, um," "I love you but I am freaking out about getting married." "Cece, what?" "What's-what's going on?" "What's happening?" " Well, I just..." "I don't..." "I don't..." " (phone chimes)" "Oh, no." "Um," "Jess, it's Becky." "It's Becky." "What-what-what do you want me to do?" " What do I do?" "What do I do?" " Don't answer it." "Don't answer it." "What?" "Who's Becky?" "What's a Becky?" "What's happening?" "(phone chiming)" "Don't answer it." "Do not answer it." "I'm gonna answer it." "What?" "Hello!" "Hi." "Uh, yeah, so, this is Cece Parikh, and you are treating my friend very badly." "What?" "Put Jess on." "No, no, no, no." "You are done using my friend, okay?" "So she... quits." "I what?" "She what?" " I what?" " That's right!" "Jess quits!" "Nailed it!" "Oh, my God, the binder." "It's under the couch." "No, no, no." "We handled it." "It's our perp." "Aly, I want you back." "I..." " I-I want you back." " Are you trying to tell me something or doing a Jackson 5 song?" "I miss having you as my partner." "(scoffs) Do you want to tell me why you left?" "'Cause you never did." "And, honestly, Winston, that really sucked." "I left because you hurt my feelings when you kept talking about..." "You kept talking about how much you hate my music." "You know?" "This is about your Pure Moods CD?" "That's it." "That's all." "It's the only reason why I left." "Okay." "I mean, that thing makes me wish I was born without the ability to hear music, but if it means that much to you," "I'll listen to it." "I-I-I appreciate that." "Look, you're the only partner I want." "You make me... laugh and whatever." "I don't know." "I suck at compliments." "Yeah." "Partners?" "Partners." "Shake it." "Don't just hold it." "Yeah." "Sorry." "(panting)" "I think that was Dunston." " How did he not see us?" " No idea." "Oh, yeah, he's night-blind." "Dunston!" "It's done." "Everything you asked for." "And, Principal Cavatappi, I'm very sorry for what my friend said." "I..." "Oh, I know." "I would never let you quit anyway." "Can you come up with some thoughts on the science curriculum for the superintendant and sign my name?" "Yeah." "Sure." "Yes." "You know what?" "No!" "I can't. (chuckles) No." "Nope." "Um, because I quit." "I hope you have a minor career setback, learn from it, relocate, and ultimately have a very nice life, Becky." "(groans)" "_" "_" "Mmm." "Do I want to know this story?" "(chuckles) I hope so, because we're about to spend the rest of our lives together." "So you're gonna have to hear all my stories." "I want to spend the rest of my life hearing all your stories." "Until, of course, my hearing goes out and I get tinnitus." "Do you know Dave Letterman has tinnitus?" "Um..." "About-about what I said on the phone..." "I'm a little freaked out, too." " You are?" " Yes." "And it has nothing to do with how much I love you." "Exactly." "Or how much I want to get married." "Exactly." "We'll be scared together." "And we'll be really happy together, too." "And we'll be really annoyed together, knowing that we're living with three other people and a cat." "Also, I think there's another cat." "Winston's being very evasive about it, but..." "Mmm." "It's a foster cat." "I think it's helping him get over the whole Aly thing." "I don't care." "Well, I guess this is it." "I thought Jess would be here, but..." " you know, okay, end of an era." " Yeah." "(quietly):" "Have you ever been here before?" "This is maybe my second time." "I nursed my pippy back to health here." "(chuckling):" "Yeah." "I remember." "All right." "I'm gonna give you a minute." "Okay." "(sighs)" "JESS:" "Cece, Cece, Cece." "Do you want to do the honors or should I?" "Hmm..." "Go for it." "(exhales)" "CECE:" "Okay." "One, two, three." " (chuckles) We did it!" " (chuckles)" "JESS:" "Oh, my God, there's hair on the end!" "(gasps) Put it back!" "Put it back!" "(door opens)" "_" "_" "(sniffles)" "JESS:" "Do you speak Russian?" "CECE:" "Nope."

"Four months?" "Are you kidding me?" "Since you and the wife..." "Did you try champagne?" "We can't." "She's breast-feeding." "The first thing you do is you get that kid on a bottle." "Okay?" "He's a boy, he'll understand." "Hello." "Hi." "You must be the detectives." "Is that a pencil sharpener?" "Uh, yeah." "Dull nubs are a pet peeve of mine." "Everyone, this is Wendy Chapin-Lomeister, our new intern." "She's studying Criminal Justice at U of D Mercy." "And our caseload being what it is," "I thought we could use the extra hand." "If you need to retrieve a file, locate an address, Wendy's here for you." "Um, I just have to say that ever since I graduated from U of M," "I've wanted to be a part of what you're doing." "Right here in Detroit." "Growing up in Bloomfield Hills," "I never would've dreamed that..." "Okay, Wendy?" "Oh." "Thank you." "We're heading to Linwood." "What's there?" "Two bodies in a basement." "Will you call CSU, make sure they have someone out there pronto?" "Yes, Crime Scene Unit." "And the number?" "Is on the sheet right next..." "Phone!" "Got it." "Never have to tell me again." "Thank you." "She's number one in her criminology class." "Sex Crimes?" "No, I was trying to get a hold of CSU." "Oh!" "You're right." "I did dial that number." "I give her a week." "I give her till lunch." "That was a candy store." "My best friend Joey Pachelli, we used to stuff, like, 10 gumballs in our mouths on the way to the register." "I made sure never to try that when my father was walking the beat." "That would have been a whupping." "There's a five-and-dime, the butcher." "There's Joey's dad's place, Pachelli's grocery." "They moved off to the East Coast later." "But back then, this whole place was buzzing." "Sure, what with all the pterodactyls flying around." "Yeah, that was a long time ago, but it still feels like yesterday." "Takes a long time for a neighborhood to get like this." "Not here." "This all happened at once." "That's how it felt anyway." "What?" "Do you mean the riots?" "After that, it never came back." "And we came across this mound, and underneath it, a door." "Like a basement?" "That's where we saw the bodies." "Was the door locked?" "It was jammed shut with this." "What happened to the building that used to be here?" "Burned down in '67." "Okay." "Fallout shelter." "Someone was ready for the big one." "Cold war beats a hot one any day." "Okay, Gary." "What do you got?" "Skeletal remains." "Been down here for decades." "Male, female?" "Based on the pelvic bones, I'd say one of each." "Probably late teens." "Girl's got a cracked cranium." "He's got multiple fractures." "His knuckles are all mangled." "Yeah." "There are marks on the door." "Maybe he was trying to get out." "Check for blood, okay?" "Didn't take long for them to die." "They didn't even get into the food supply." "Looks like a school book." ""What happens to a dream deferred?"" "Must have been using this as a hangout." "More like a love den." "Okay." "We're going blue." "Got spattering on the floor, their clothes, and some pooling around her skull." "Got a blood trail." "Goes from here up and down the stairs." "Hey, Vik, check this out." "Oh." ""One-nine-six-eight" and a "R" or a "D"?" "Some sort of message for us?" "Yeah, or they were just dreaming about the future." "Even as they were dying." "Bring up the lights." "I know who they were." "Oh!" "What a mess." "Someone chopped this girl all to hell." "A clean incision, but made in a hurry, I'd think." "Strange." "This mark around her mouth." "Like she was sucking air through an Aqua Lung." "I'm betting she's not a scuba diver." "Broken rib." "Track marks on her arm." "Drug mule maybe, coming in from Canada." "Or a junkie trying to sell a kidney, it goes sideways." "Come on, black market organs?" "In Detroit?" "Not just a Third World problem anymore." "All right, let's get her back to the morgue." "Young." "Amparo Lopez." "Yeah, place of work maybe." "Los Balcones Construction Company." "That address isn't far from here." "Do you want to follow up?" "We'll stay on these guys for cause of death." "All right." "Heather Malansky and Richard Henderson." "The lovers of Linwood Avenue." "People thought maybe when the rioting started, they decided to take off." "Detroit's answer to Romeo and Juliet?" "Yeah." "Same bad ending." "Based on what's down there, their shelter was set up about 1962." "A few years later, we're guessing, these two start sneaking in and set it up as kind of a hangout." "Hangout." "Come on." "Lava lamp, acoustic guitar, Marvin Gaye." "It was a love den." "The rioting begins here, at 12th and Clairmount." "July 23rd, last day these two are seen alive." "That's the night the cops raided the blind pig." "The blind what?" "July 23rd, 1967, cops raided an after-hours drinking club called a blind pig, where people were celebrating the return home of two soldiers from Vietnam and..." "Bloomfield Hills, representing!" "There was already police-community tension." "It was a hot night in the middle of a long, hard summer." "One thing leads to another." "The city snaps." "Fires, snipers, looting." "As good a time as any for Heather and Richard to sneak down to their hangout..." "Only, something happens down there." "Somebody hurts them." "They get locked in." "And then, on the second night of the riots..." "Arson." "Building burns to the ground, like a hundred others." "Sits there for years in ruins, burying the shelter." "Nobody finds them." "Until today." "So they died of asphyxiation?" "No." "They were beaten." "After which, we think the boy dragged himself up the stairs, pounded and scratching at the door trying to get out." "Finally gives up." "Maybe the heat drove him back down." "He goes back to where his girlfriend is and, knowing he's gonna die, writes a message on the wall in his own blood." "We're headed to the morgue for our vic's cause of death." "Stone and Sanchez went to her place of work." "Keep me looped in." "Yeah." "The families are on their way in for notification." "Mmm." "They're four decades too late." "Drug mules, black market organs, it's all so pulpy, isn't it?" "But based on her gravid uterus, placental stem, something is definitely missing." "A fetus." "She was pregnant?" "Yeah, 30 to 32 weeks, I'm guessing." "Wait, what?" "That's almost to term." "Yeah." "Making the child viable, if removed soon enough after mom's demise." "So, we're not just looking for a killer." "We're looking for a baby." "If the baby's alive, whoever's got it is probably avoiding hospitals." "We should look at clinics, urgent-care, places under the radar." "Damon." "For you." "Two tickets, Friday night, to the Village Idiot." "It's seedy, funky and dark." "Live music that would make an Eskimo hot." "Always got my wife and me off to a good start." "I heard about your situation, brother." "I..." "I got no situation." "Amparo worked with us about a year." "In the office." "It's very sad." "Your business is going well, huh?" "Well, Detroit keeps getting smaller and Mexicantown keeps growing." "We'd like to look through your records for any lists of contact names or family members for her if we can." "I did everything legit." "Pay the taxes, everything." "But she wasn't documented and you know how that goes." "Did you know that Amparo was pregnant?" "Well, she hid it for a while, till she couldn't anymore." "Any idea who the father might be?" "One of my bricklayers." "He used to come to the office to flirt with her." "But she wanted to break it off, I think." "Go back to Juarez." "She missed her family." "What's his name?" "Luis." "Luis Pena." "Heather and Richard were beaten and left down there to die." "I'm sorry, but that's all we have at the moment." "At least now we know, Mama." "Well, maybe it's not them." "Of course it was them." "Who else could it be?" "Lily, don't." "I said it would be like this." "I told you that boy got her killed." "You're still with that?" "Even now?" "Whatever happened down there was not my son's fault." "How do you know that?" "I don't." "I don't know anything." "Except after all those ridiculous fantasies I tried to believe..." "Your children have been gone a long time." "Gone and silent." "We speak for them now, them and you." "Our job is to find the truth and give you closure." "So anything you can remember, anything you felt wasn't sufficiently pursued back then, we'd like to hear it." "There was a boy that lived down the block from us." "Tanya Harris' son." "Toledo." "Toledo Harris." "He was a street thug, a hood." "And he'd just ride Richard all the time." "I told the police, but I never heard back." "Toledo Harris, you say?" "He's in prison mostly." "Sometimes he gets out, but it never lasts long." "Mr. Harris, we're detectives from Detroit Homicide." "You remember Heather Malansky or Richard Henderson?" "Now here's how this is gonna go." "My mom's in a hospice." "She's gonna die soon." "And these bastards won't let me out to see her." "You hook that up, I might know who Richard was." "Okay." "You talk first." "Now, look, I'd be lying if I promised you anything." "Did you have a beef with Richard?" "Richard was singing peace songs and banging skinny white bitches." "Not my kind of brother." "But I had no reason to wanna see him dead." "You had run-ins with him?" "Nothing heavy." "And, back then, I was busy ripping off record players and jeans." "It was only the crazy brothers who were shooting guns and setting houses on fire." "Richard and Heather weren't shot, and a fire didn't kill them." "So it wasn't arson and it wasn't rioters." "It looks personal." "Or maybe it was all that." "You know Clint Huey?" "You mean, Reverend Clint P. Huey?" "Yeah, before he went all Gandhi, he was more Malcolm X." "Fanning the flame of the revolution on the West Side, and Richard wasn't buying any of it." "He fought against it because he believed in a more peaceful way." "But, you're saying Reverend Huey took part in the riots?" "Took part?" "That boy could make a Molotov cocktail like nobody's business." "Huh." "Okay." "Thanks for your help, Toledo." "Appreciate it." "Now, y'all can get back at me about my ma, right?" "Don't be like that!" "Luis Pena?" "Detroit Police." "Do you know Amparo Lopez?" "Amparo?" "Hey, relax." "We're not la migra." "No, I legal." "Green card." "You have to step aside, sir." "You need to get out of the way." "Okay." "Okay." "It's all right." "It's all right." "He thought that Amparo left the baby with him and went back to Mexico." "She knew the mother would be there to help him." "Wasn't he worried about the mother of his kid?" "She wanted the baby born in America." "It made sense to him." "Yeah." "Something bad happened?" "Lady in the house is Luis' mother." "She was with him all night, including when they found the baby on the stoop." "He's not our guy." "Tell him." "Just tell him." "Well, as soon as the reverend can fit us in, we'd appreciate it." "Yeah, just tell him we've been waiting for 43 years." "Okay." "Thank you." "Right in here, sir." "Guys, Roy Darrow." "I worked the 12th Street neighborhoods back in the day." "I heard you found the remains, thought I might be able to help." "Vik Mahajan." "Pleasure." "Jesse Longford." "How you doing?" "Longford?" "Brent Longford's boy." "Yes, sir." "Your dad and I worked together for a while on the West Side." "One of the first black cops on the beat." "He knew how to walk away from a fight." "I'll let him know you said so." "Now, the brass had me doing legwork on the missing persons case." "We'd hoped it never turned into a homicide." "Do you remember any leads that might be able to help us out?" "I dug this out of a box." "Thought it might be useful." "There was this kid, had a crush on the girl." "His name was Robby Trenville." "Now, him and Richard got carted in after a fight a few months earlier." "Neighbors filed a complaint." "There's a copy of it in here." "Great." "Thanks, we'll look into it." "I've been up in Warren for years now." "Feels good to get back to the job, even if it's only for a minute." "I'll walk you out, Mr. Darrow." "Thanks for stopping by." "So, they kill Amparo and then deliver the baby?" "Yeah." "Why risk getting caught like that?" "And where's the motive?" "Another reason to change the law on anchor babies." "Anchor babies?" "I don't follow." "Yeah." "People come to this country illegally, they have kids so they can't get kicked out, bad things happen." "That has nothing to do with this." "She came here to get a better life, not to get pregnant." "All I'm saying is she would have been better off where she came from." "That's it." "Your family was on the Mayflower?" "No." "My family came here from Sardinia through Ellis Island 100 years ago." "Yeah?" "Mine came over on a boat, too." "So, what, my family is better off in Cuba?" "Even though they work hard, pay their taxes..." "Relax, okay, I didn't say any of that." "You think this country would be a better place if I was working at a mill in Cardenas instead of being your partner." "That's what it sounds like when you talk like that." "I'm gonna go bang my head against a wall somewhere." "Okay, hey." "Kama-stra, baby." "My people have been pros at this for centuries." "Pros at what?" "Your situation." "Page 28." "Read it and weep with joy." "Put what on my what?" "The track marks on Amparo's arms, not track marks at all." "Large-bore IV sites." "IV sites, you ask?" "For what?" "Well, try heparin." "Heparin?" "It's a blood-thinner." "Which brings us to a blood clot in her leg, which turned into a pulmonary embolism, leading to, here it comes, folks, cardiac arrest." "She died of a heart attack?" "Yes." "While under medical care." "Which explains the surgical incision." "And the marks around her mouth." "Probably from a bag-mask for oxygen while she was crashing." "So, the question is, who was the doctor?" "And why would he dump the body?" "Let's hope Reverend Huey has some answers." "Amen to that." "Unthinkable." "Yeah." "Their remains were found in a fallout shelter near 12th Street." "Right there?" "All these years." "We heard you and Richard had conflict during the riots." "You mean rebellion, don't you, my brother?" "You say tomato, I say..." "You know, that was 40 years ago, and here you come now digging up the past." "That's what we do." "Yeah, I had a very activist philosophy at the time." "Richard was a pacifist." "He believed in peace and socialism." "We had our differences." "You were inciting revolution in the streets." "Encouraging arson, looting, snipers." "You cannot begin to comprehend what was happening." "You were a child." "Then educate me." "12th Street neighborhoods were overpopulated black enclaves ruled by a militant, white police force." "When that powder keg sparked, those cops came after us, all the young black men, including Richard Henderson." "You want help?" "Tend to your own garden, Detectives." "Look within." "She had a lot of pain." "In her leg, in her chest." "I told her to see a doctor." "Did she?" "She was afraid because she was illegal." "She didn't want to go to a hospital." "So she went to a clinica instead." "Do you know where it is?" "These places move around." "They're off the books." "I'll try to pull some reports." "Any news on Amparo?" "We think she went to a clinica." "I'm on it." "For you and the wife." "Uh..." "You already seen those?" "Not hard to find me, is it?" "You make it easy, Pop." "How are my granddaughters?" "They're good." "I'll tell them to call you." "Don't bother, they got their lives." "You ain't retired yet?" "A few more months." "Look, I've been working this cold case." "I talked to somebody who said he knows you." "Talked about you like you was the Jackie Robinson of the force." "Sure." "Jackie and me both knew how to turn the other cheek." "My case, see, it's two dead kids in a bomb shelter, disappeared during the riot." "Talk about a cold case." "Got me to wondering if maybe I should be looking at cops for it." "It's another damn lifetime." "Leave it alone." "The neighborhoods were out of control, but so were the police, right?" "I don't want to talk about it." "You never want to talk about anything." "That's never gonna change, is it?" "So, what do you want me to say?" "That there were bad cops?" "Sure there were." "The kind who would turn their badges upside down so no one can read them and then go in with their nigger sticks flying." "Do their damage." "That what you want to hear?" "There's something that I always thought about." "Third night of the riots," "I saw you out there on the street in front of the stores with your friends." "You all had guns." "I saw you screaming and gesturing and chasing somebody off." "Like you was in a gang." "Always confused me, why you'd stoop to their level." "That what you thought?" "That's what it looked like." "Don't come around asking for my help, digging up old stories." "It's always nice to see you, Pop." "Come around the job sometime." "I won't be there much longer." "So, was your dad any help?" "We mostly talked about my daughters." "He's a proud grandpa." "Um..." "I'm waiting on a list of cops that worked that neighborhood or might have been there during the riots." "You'll need the Army Reserve and the National Guard, too." "Okay." "I'll never forget seeing those tanks rolling down Livernois." "Detective Longford?" "Eddie?" "I just wanted to see where you were at on the case." "Uh, we're working on it." "Anything come to mind for you?" "I've been trying to remember stuff, but I..." "We know it's hard." "Well, then, maybe..." "Maybe it should all stay buried." "Maybe..." "Maybe it don't..." "Eddie." "You and me, we were both there, we lived through it, and time should never be an alibi." "Your brother deserves justice." "I know he does." "I know it." "You see, the thing is," "I killed Richard and Heather, too." "I killed them both." "I could see smoke and flames in the distance, people running around with radios, piles of shoes." "There was a knock on the door, they was looking for Richard." "A store got looted and they said it was him." "Who?" "Who came to the door?" "Policemen." "Two of them." "They said they'd wake my mama and bring us both into the lockup." "See, I was scared." "Of course you were." "So I told them about the place that Richard and Heather would go." "The shelter?" "Yeah." "See, I knew I had done wrong." "So I snuck out to go warn them." "But the..." "The place was already on fire." "The firemen were afraid of the snipers so they left." "We just stood there." "Watched the building burn down." "You have any idea who those policemen might have been?" "One of them had a wolf tattoo on his forearm." "It was howling at me." "You were just a kid." "So, Ariana, how long have you had the stomach pains?" "Few weeks." "I work in a garage, maybe it's the fumes." "Well, let's see what we can find, huh?" "My friend says you only take cash." "Well, we try to make things simple here, for people who need that." "She said she came to see you." "That's how I heard about you." "Oh, yeah?" "Who's your friend?" "Her name is Amparo." "Amparo Lopez." "Give me a minute, okay?" "Search brought up over 100 law enforcement officers who worked that area during the riots." "Could be a "P" or an "R" or a "D."" "He started to make a letter, but it's hard to tell." "What if it was a "P" and then it was a "D"?" "PD?" "Badge number?" "Yeah." "So he sees the badge and he scrawls it on the wall as he's dying." "Okay." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." ""No match found."" "Wait a minute." "My old man says these guys used to turn their badges upside down when they were gonna crack some heads." "Try this." ""Eight-nine-six-one."" "Bingo." "And guess who?" "Roy Darrow." "So it seems the Henderson-Malansky missing persons case was something you volunteered to handle." "You said the brass put you on it." "Is this what I get for trying to help you fellows out?" "Now you wanna go on a witch hunt?" "See, here's the thing, Mr. Darrow." "You know that kid you pointed us to?" "Robby Trenville?" "He'd already been in Vietnam for six months before Heather and Richard were killed." "And we got a witness who remembers two cops looking for Richard that night." "And we know you and your partner were in the neighborhood." "I already said I was there." "Is this is what you call good police work?" "You see this?" "Turn it upside down." "It's 8961." "Your badge number." "Which you would have learned to turn upside down when you were about to do some damage." "You boys are out of line." "Boys now, huh?" "Is that how it is?" "Is this what it's come to?" "I sit here and get grilled by Gunga Din and the son of a second-rate cop?" "My father was a damn good cop." "When it went wild out there, whose side do you think he was on?" "You think he wasn't beating the drum like all them other savages?" "Hey, hey, hey, come on." "Hey, come on." "Not here." "No." "Come on." "Come on." "Let's take five now." "It's okay." "Cool." "Cool." "Let it go." "Well, what about the partner?" "He died two years ago." "This guy looks at us, he sees everything that's wrong with the world." "He ain't gonna talk to us." "You get him." "Tattoo, huh?" "Can you turn up the heat?" "What's this?" "It's heparin." "From your clinic." "It was in Amparo's system when she died." "She had IV bore holes in her arms." "Her baby was removed by someone who knew what they were doing." "She had marks around her mouth, consistent with someone being bagged for oxygen." "And a broken rib." "Could have been caused by CPR." "I think you do know how she died." "She presented with leg pain." "It was a clot and I was treating her in the clinic." "And what I didn't know was that it had moved into her lungs." "She went into arrest." "My nurse and I, we took her into a backroom, we administered CPR, we gave her oxygen, saline, everything." "Everything?" "Except call an ambulance." "I thought I could save her." "I truly believed that I..." "That I could save her." "And then you delivered the baby?" "She put the father's information on her form." "You left the baby at Luis' house, then wrapped and dumped Amparo's body?" "You did all of this by yourself?" "My nurse helped me, but she's..." "We're gonna need her name." "It wasn't..." "Yeah." "We're gonna need her name, please." "Back off." "Back off and let me handle it." "All right?" "Let me do my job." "Okay." "Sorry." "Officer Darrow, I'm Detective Fitch." "Those two are digging where they shouldn't be." "That's not how it's supposed to work." "I didn't make the world this way." "It sure ain't the way it used to be." "I'll tell you that." "The lady who was in here before?" "The Obama mama?" "That's my boss." "All right, the other kid, that's my partner." "He's maybe 25-years-old and knows absolutely nothing." "That's what we got from affirmative action." "Sometimes I feel like I'm the last man standing here." "The thing is, I understand in a way they can't." "I mean, you had these animals out in the street, setting fires, taking shots." "You had to get control of a chaotic situation, do your job." "That requires force." "Right." "That's right." "I feel exactly the same way, okay?" "Now, I think I can help you here." "Just make sure that everybody's reasonable about this." "You can help me?" "Really?" "Make sure this gets handled right?" "Look me in the eye." "I'm with you, Roy." "But they got a witness who knows that a cop with a wolf tattoo was looking for Richard." "They have your badge number in blood on the wall." "So we have to give them some kind of explanation." "All right." "There's people who will help make it go away?" "Yes, yes." "There's people like us." "So, let me tell you how I see this whole thing, all right?" "You hear this Richard Henderson is this outspoken kid with a rebellious streak who's talking out against LBJ, against the war, against whatever else, he's screwing a white girl, and you figure him as a legitimate person of interest." "Yeah." "For the red files." "We were looking at all these radicals." "You and your partner go hunting for him." "Just wanna bring him in like we did all the others, but the girl, she spits at us, calls us pigs." "Well, she's a crazy whore with jungle fever." "Exactly." "They provoked it." "They assaulted an officer." "I smacked her with my blackjack!" "She ended up on the floor," "and Richard goes wild, we put him down." "Then we get out of there." "We had no intent." "No." "It just got away from us." "And that's it?" "There's nothing else?" "Well, everything was burning." "You thought you could make it disappear." "You bury it in the mess they made." "I jammed the door shut, my partner, uh," "he sets the fire." "Then you cover up with a missing person case." "You move off to Warren and forget about Detroit." "It wasn't..." "It wasn't Detroit anymore." "Look what they did to their neighborhoods." "Look what they did to our city." "Yeah." "Look what they did." "I'll, uh..." "I'll go get a statement form." "Good collar, people." "That was all you, you know." "You broke it." "Yeah, I did everything but bring it home." "This used to be a storage closet." "Hey, Pop." "Thought I'd take you up on your offer one last time." "I'm getting coffee." "That kid you used to play ball with, Joey Pachelli?" "His dad owned that market." "That's where I got your sister's milk." "Only grocery for miles." "If they broke into that, your mother and I didn't know what we'd do." "That's why we were out there on the street with guns." "Defending what was ours." "A white man's store, but we were in it together." "I wonder what happened to them." "The Pachellis?" "Moved off in '68." "White flight, huh?" "Went up around Roseville, I think." "You told me it was the East Coast." "They didn't want to have anything to do with us, not anymore." "Joey was your best friend." "I couldn't bring myself to explain it to you." "Lots of things are hard to explain." "Let Heather, Richard not only remind us of where we have been," "but where we still can go." "For as important as it is to remember the past, it is also vital to move beyond it." "The fighting and the fires, the anger and the abuse, the rage and the racism." "Now, we are more than we were, with limitless potential before us." "Joey Pachelli?" "Jesse Longford." "What's that for?" "Amparo and Luis' baby." "I'm gonna stop by and check on him." "Let me give you a ride." "Listen, uh, about before..." "You know what I said, the immigration thing?" "No sweat." "I'm..." "You gringos are all the same." "Her name, Amparo, do you know what that means in Spanish?" "No." "Shelter." "Hey." "Page 28." "You got it?" "That's all I'm gonna say." "Um, Detective Washington?" "What is it, Wendy?" "Sometimes a woman just wants to be taken." "Forcefully." "Just taken." "That is, okay, my two cents, so, okay, good night." "Uh, Wendy?" "Let me walk you out." "You never asked me for my advice." "What am I, a eunuch?" "I didn't mean for it to become this big deal." "I just..." "I asked Stone, maybe one, two other guys." "But not your partner?" "All right." "What's your advice on my sex life?" "Stop talking about it." "I'm getting some dinner." "Fried chicken, anyone?" "I'm just glad Detroit isn't the same city." "And this isn't the same police force."

"My father was a very big man." "All his life he wore a black moustache." "When it turned grey he used a little brush to keep it black, such as ladies use for their eyes - mascara." "Everyone was afraid of him." "My mother, my four sisters." "At the dining table you could not speak unless spoken to first by my father." "But he loved me." "I was his favourite." "I want to call England." "Yes, I want to call England." "No, it's not London." "It's not London." "It's in Sussex." "Hastings in Sussex." "You know the code." "You got it for me yesterday." "Well, someone did, yes." "Quattro cinque otto due sei uno." "Hastings, Sussex." "Oh, God!" "Can't read this damn book." "It's..." "It's unreadable." "Can't even bind the bloody thing properly." "Come on, let's go out." " I'm trying to get through to the children." " All right." "Answer." "Hello." "Yes." "Mother, hello!" "Yes, lovely." "Yes, absolutely." "How are they?" "Are they...?" "Yes, lovely." "Hello, darling, it's Mummy." "How are you?" "Is Cathy there?" "Incredible, isn't it?" "I think the St Augustine is incredible." "So..." " I don't know." " Mm." "You thought that the last time." "What do you mean?" "You thought that the last time we were in Venice, remember?" "Did I?" " Well, so what?" " Nothing, I'm just..." "What's the point of saying that?" "Why did you say that?" " I didn't mean it as an insult." " Christ." " I'm making an observation." " What observation?" "I'm simply pointing out you haven't changed your mind." "Anyway, I agree with you." "I think it's incredible too." "Shit!" "What is it?" "Look." "Got another pimple." "Tsk!" "The girls won't love you any more." " I must need more salt or something." " What?" "I must need to eat more salt or something." "You don't need salt, you need sex." "Hmph!" " Could I have it with salt?" " Why not?" "God!" "Don't they know I'm trying to shave?" "Hello?" "Yes, he is." "Hold on a minute." "It's Simon." "What?" "I'm only halfway through the bloody thing." "It's unreadable anyway." "This is supposed to be my holiday." " Those two." "Thank you." " Ventimila." "Ecco una." "This one's for Jack." " Ecco la seconda." " And this is for Cathy." "What do you think?" "They'll be thrilled." "I'm going to do a little drawing of Cathy." "With spots." "And I'm going to do a little drawing of Jack." "For Jack." "Jacko." " What do you think?" " Fantastic." "You're a genius." "Grazie." "Hold it." "Oh, come on." "Smile!" " Would you take a photograph of us?" " Avec plaisir." "Thank you." "Tiens-moi ça." "Voilà." "Thank you." "Myyoungestsisters,Aliceand Lisa, came to me in the garden and said:" ""Robert, Robert, come to the kitchen quickly."" ""Eva and Maria have a treat for you."" "Cathy's been selected for the football team." " What football team?" " The school football team." "What else?" " Don't you think it's dangerous?" " Not really." "Tell me something." "Tell me the truth." "Do you like children?" " What children?" " My children." "I like your children." "No, what I mean is, do you actually like children?" " You mean all children?" " Children." "Do you actually like children?" "You mean as such?" "The species as such?" "What I mean is..." "The real truth is..." "you don't like children." "What you mean is, you think I don't like your children." "What about me?" "Do you like me?" "I like you." "And you know why?" "No, why?" "I like you because you're always asking me such challenging questions." "You're always testing my intellect." "Did I ever tell you the terrible thing that happened to me when I was a little girl?" "The worst thing that ever happened to me?" "No, you didn't tell me." "Well, I was about seven or eight and... there was this gang of kids, boys and girls, and we were this gang." "One day... some of them said "One member of this gang isn't good enough to be a member."" ""Does everyone agree that we should throw this person out?"" "And I said "Yes." I clapped." "Clapped?" "Yes." "I clapped." "I said "Yes, throw this person out."" "And you know who that person was?" "You." "Yes." "That's terrible." "That's a terrible story." "Up at dawn for you and into a speedboat." "Where shall we go?" "Where can we go?" "Murano." "They blow beautiful glass." "Very nice." "Murano!" "Lovely." " What time's dawn?" " Dawn, signore?" "Daybreak." "A speedboat to Murano at daybreak." "And on the table were two big bottles of lemonade, a cream cake, two packets of cooking chocolate, a big box of marshmallows." "And Maria said "Look, darling." "This is all for you."" "Colin?" "Find anything?" "Isn't this beautiful?" "What do you think?" "And Maria said "Look, darling." "This is all for you."" "Are you asleep?" "Mary, it's late." " What is it?" " We haven't had any dinner." "What time is it?" "Late." "Will Padovani's be open?" " Or what about...?" " No." "It's quite late." "Too late." "All closed." "But I know a very good bar." "Late-night bar." "Nice sandwich." "Good drinks." "Very nice place." "Very easy to find." " All right." "We'll have to take a map." " All out." "It's my only one, sorry." " Let me look." " Here." "You see?" "Very nice." "You go straight out of here." "Turn and take a right." "Then you turn and take a right." "Right there." "Right." "Thanks." " Look, this way." " How do you know?" "What do you think?" " Yes, there we are." " No." "It's definitely this way." "I'm sorry, but it is." " This way?" " All right." "Colin..." "What's that?" "Look at that bed." " She reminds me of someone." " It's like a space shuttle." "What do you think?" "Where are we?" "Is this right?" "Yes, definitely." " Look at all this." " Collettivo Femminista Venezia." " Women are so radical here." " I wish we had a map." "They want convicted rapists castrated." "See this building?" "We've been past this building about ten minutes ago." "Quite right too." " What is?" " To castrate rapists." "What was that man doing?" "Glass at this time of night?" " Come on." " Very strange." " I'm starving." " I think we're on the right track." "So do I." "Good evening." "You need help?" "Well..." "We're looking for a place to get something to eat." "There's nothing in that direction, but I can show you a very good place that way." " Isn't there a bar just over there?" " No." "Everything is closed." " My name is Robert." " Hello." " Like to eat some beautiful food?" " We'd love to." "I'll show you this place." "You must both be terribly hungry." "All right." "Let's go." "This is Mary." "I'm Colin." " You're English?" " Yes." "Whereabouts?" "Mary's from Bristol and I'm from London." "Beautiful country." " Your first trip here?" " We came three years ago." " Two years ago." " Two." " Changed much, has it?" " Mm..." "These posters are everywhere." "These are women who can't find a man." "They want to destroy everything that's good between men and women." "They don't know what they want." "This way." " Ciao, ragazzi." "Come va?" " Bene, grazie." "It's very easy to get lost." "Often there's a dead end or a canal." "It's not far." "Buona será, Robert." "Please." "Monica." "Jocelyn." "Ça va." "This way, please." "It's the real Venice." "Excuse me." "There's no food." "I'm sorry." "The cook is sick." "It's a tragedy." "I could kill him." "Very sorry." "But this is a wonderful wine." "Full of nourishment." " Cheers." " Cheers." "Now, tell me." "I'm a man of immense curiosity." "Passionate curiosity." " Are you married?" " No." " But you live together in sin." " No." "Why not?" "No one would stop you." "In this day and age there are no standards." "What about you?" "Tell us a bit about you." "I mean... who are you, anyway?" "But you have a child." "Am I right?" " How did you know?" " I feel it." "I have two children." "A boy and a girl." " This is your boy and your girl." " Yes." "Beautiful." "Not yours." "Not mine." "Beautiful children." "They take after their beautiful mother." "Your English is terribly good." "I grew up in London." "My wife is Canadian." "Any more breadsticks?" " Ancora vino." "E dei grissini." " Arrivo subito." " Your wife's Canadian?" " Certainly." "We lived there." "How did you meet?" "That's impossible to explain without describing my mother and sisters and that would only make sense if I described my father." "In order to explain how I met my wife I would have to describe my father." "Would you really like me to do that?" "Shall I do that?" " All right." " My father was a... very big man." "All his life he wore a black moustache." "When it turned grey he used a little brush to keep it black, such as ladies use for their eyes - mascara." "Everyone was afraid of him." "My mother, my four sisters." "At the dining table you could not speak unless spoken to first by my father." "But he loved me." "I was his favourite." "He was a diplomat all his life." "We spent years in London." "Knightsbridge." "Every morning he got out of bed at six and went to the bathroom to shave." "No one was allowed out of bed until he'd finished." "My eldest sisters were 14, 15." "I was 10." "One weekend the house was empty for the whole afternoon." "My sisters whispered together." "Their names were Eva and Maria." "They called me and they led me into my parents' bedroom." "They told me to sit on the bed and be quiet." "They went to my mother's dressing table." "They painted their fingernails, they put powder on their faces, they used lipstick." "They pulled hairs from their eyebrows and brushed mascara on their lashes." "They took off their socks and put on my mother's silk stockings, panties." "They sauntered about the room looking at the mirror, like beautiful women." "They laughed and kissed, they stroked each other, they giggled." "I was enchanted." "They fed my enchantment." "They whispered to me that it was our secret, that we would keep it in our hearts forever, never reveal it." "But that night at dinner I felt my father staring at me, staring deep into me." "He chewed, swallowed, he put his knife and fork down." "He looked at me." "My heart started to beat." "To thump, not to beat." "My father said "Tell me, Robert." "What have you been doing this afternoon?"" "He knew." "I knew he knew." "He was God." "He was testing me." "So I told him." "I told him all that my sisters had done." "I told him everything." "My mother was silent." "My sisters' faces were white." "No one spoke." "My father said "Thank you." Finished his dinner." "After dinner my sisters and I were called to my father's study." "They were beaten with a leather belt without mercy." "I watched this." "A month later they took their revenge." "We children were again alone in the house." "Nanny was away." "My youngest sisters..." "Grazie." "...Alice and Lisa came to me in the garden." "They said "Robert, come to the kitchen." "Eva and Maria have a treat for you."" "I was suspicious, but I went." "I was so... innocent." "On the table were two big bottles of lemonade, cream cake, cooking chocolate, big box of marshmallows, and Maria said "Look, this is all for you."" ""But first" Eva said "you must drink some medicine."" ""This is very rich food and it will protect your stomach." "Help you to enjoy it."" "I was too greedy to question this." "I drank the medicine." "Then I ate the chocolate and the cake and drank a bottle of lemonade." "They applauded and said that only a man could drink a second bottle of lemonade." "It would be beyond my capabilities." "I said "Give it to me."" "I drank the second bottle and I finished the chocolate, marshmallows and cake." "They said "Bravo", then the kitchen began to spin round me and I badly needed to go to the lavatory." "Suddenly Eva and Maria held me down and tied my hands together with a long piece of rope behind my back and dragged me into my father's study." "They took the key from the inside, slammed the door and locked it." ""Bye-bye, Robert" they called." ""Now you are big Papa in his study."" "I was locked in my revered, my feared father's study where he received the diplomatic corps of London, the elite of the world." "And I puked and pissed and shat all over my father's carpets and walls." "My father found me there." "He said "Robert..."" ""Have you been eating chocolate?"" "Then he nearly killed me." "Then he didn't speak to me for six months." "I've never forgiven my sisters." "My only solace was my mother." "I grew so thirsty at night, she brought me a glass of water every night and laid her hand upon my brow." "She was... so tender." "When my father was away I slept in her bed." "One afternoon, the wife of the Canadian ambassador was invited to tea." "She brought her daughter Caroline." "When my mother showed her mother our garden we were left alone, the children." "Suddenly Eva said "Miss Caroline, do you sleep with your mother?"" "Caroline said "No." "Do you?"" "And Eva said "He does."" "And all my sisters giggled, and Caroline looked at me and smiled and said:" ""I think that's really awfully sweet."" "And she became my wife." "Not at that moment, of course." "We were both only... 11 years old at the time." "Where on earth are we?" "Do you know?" "Let me sit down." "I've got such a..." "I've got such a headache." "Can you press the back of my neck?" "Just there." " Oh, God." "I'm going to..." " What?" " Sorry." " It's all right." "I'm all right." "I just have to sit down." "I can't walk any more." "Hold me." "What a terrible man." "Who was he?" "We're on holiday." "Mary." "Wake up." " Where are we?" " I don't know." "Venice." "Come on." "Come on." "You're a weight." "I've been bitten." "Try not to scratch." "I'm so thirsty." "You're going to have to look after me today." " Why?" "Did you look after me yesterday?" "" "I'm so thirsty." "There's the waterfront." "Come on." "There'll be a cafe." "Let's go in the shade." "We'd like to order something to drink." "I will tell your waiter." "I wonder how the children are." "Well, you spoke to them, when was it?" " Was it yesterday?" " How were they then?" "It's like a prison here." "Let's go home." " The flight's paid for." "It's not for five days." " We could get another one." "Why do you want to go home?" "Excuse me!" "I can't believe it." "He's coming." "Bringing the children with us would have made all the difference." "To me, anyway." " Signore?" " A jug of water, please." "With ice." " Water?" " Um... coffee." " Croissant?" "Eggs?" "Juice?" " No, just water." " Let's go to the hotel and get water there." " All right." "He's probably bringing it anyway." "I don't know why we came here." "We've been here before." "Why did we come again?" "Actually, I remember why we came." "We thought we'd find out what to do, didn't we?" "What to do about you and me." "Well?" "Have you found out?" "I haven't." "I just want to go home." "To my own bed and my kids." "Or maybe you have." "Maybe you have decided what you want." "What you want to do." "Have you?" "No." "Oh, God." "We should have gone back to the hotel." "He's missed us." "My friends." " How are you both?" " Terrible." "We slept in the street." "Street?" " After we left you..." " We didn't have a map." "I'm horrified." "It's entirely my fault." "I kept you late with wine and stupid stories." " Don't scratch." "It's not a question of that." " It's my fault." "And it's my responsibility to correct it." "You must come to my house." " Your coffee." " Senta." "Lasci stare." "No, we have a hotel." "My house is a thousand times more comfortable, peaceful, serene." "We take a taxi." "Please." " What do you think?" " All right." "The street!" " Where are we?" " Robert brought us here." "Robert." "Where's he?" "I don't know." "What time is it?" "Evening." " Did you sleep well?" " Yes, wonderfully." "How's your bite?" "It's gone." "Where's my watch?" "Where's our clothes?" "Have you seen them?" "Not in there." "Not in here." "No?" "Don't you think we ought to find them?" " I feel good." " I must find out what's going on." "I just can't walk around here stark bloody naked." "I think there's a dressing gown hanging up in there." "I can't wear this." "Look." "Yes, you can." "You look lovely." "You look like a god." "I think I'm going to have to take you to bed." " This isn't a dressing gown, it's a nightie." " You've no idea how good you feel in it." "I can't walk around a stranger's house dressed like this." "Not with an erection!" "Here." "Put it on." "Find out what's going on." "How do I look?" "Hello." "I'm Caroline, Robert's wife." " Well, you're looking rested!" " Hello." "Come outside." "It's nice." " Wow!" " Mm." "It is beautiful, isn't it?" "I spend as much time as possible out here." " I'm Mary Kenway." " Yes, I know." " Come and sit down." " Is this yours?" "Yes." "I made it." "I sometimes sit out here and do embroidery." "I like embroidery." "It's lovely." " Would you like a biscuit?" "Take one." " Thanks." "You must be hungry." "Robert wants you to stay for dinner." "He'll be back for dinner." "He's gone to his bar." "A new manager starts there tonight." " His bar?" " Yes." "You were there last night, weren't you?" " He didn't say it was his bar." " It's a kind of a hobby, I guess." "But you know more about it than I do." "I've never been there." "Have you done something to your back?" "It helps to move." "Sometimes I just stand up and move about." " Are you fond of your friend?" " Colin?" "I hope you don't mind." "There's something I must tell you." "While you were both asleep I came in and looked at you both." "I just sat on the chaise for half an hour." "I just sat there and looked at you both." "Oh." "Colin is very beautiful, isn't he?" "Robert said he was." "You are too, of course." "You both have such wonderful skin." "Are you in love?" "Well, I..." "I do love him." "I suppose." "Not quite like when we first met." "I trust him, really." "He's my closest friend." "But what do you mean by "in love"?" "I mean that you'd do absolutely anything for the other person." "And you'd let them do absolutely anything to you." "Anything?" " If you're in love with somebody, you..." "" " Hello!" " Colin, this is Caroline, Robert's wife." " Are you having a nice time?" " Um..." " On your holiday?" " Yes, except we keep getting lost." "Pull up a chair." "Oh, my God." "What?" "Your clothes." "I forgot." "I washed and dried them." "I clean forgot." "I must tell you where they are." "But before I do you should tell him what I told you." " What?" " What I did while you were both asleep." "Oh." "Right." "Caroline came in and looked at us both whilst we were asleep." "Oh, did she?" "Yes." "You were so peaceful." "Just like a baby." " Babies can be very ratty in their sleep." " Oh, no, not him." " I'm sure he always sleeps sweetly." " Yes, but I'm not a baby." "I never said you were." "I only said that you slept like a baby." "Now, listen." "Robert is very keen for you to stay and have dinner with us." "He told me not to let you have your clothes till you agreed." "You must be starving, anyway." "So you will?" " Well, I..." " Oh, please." "If you don't, he'll blame me." " Let's stay." " Oh, good." "And... now can I have my clothes?" "They're locked in your bathroom cupboard." "Here's the key." " Thanks." " Just through there." "Isn't it sweet when men are shy?" "It's so sweet." "Tell me, what do you do?" "Do you work?" "Well, I mainly do voice-overs these days." "Commercials." "I was with a women's group until about six months ago." " What do you mean, a women's group?" " A theatre group." "You're an actress?" "What a beautiful thing that must be." "Well, sometimes." "Anyway, the group broke up, so..." "Women." "It was all women?" "Some of us wanted to bring in men and the rest of them wanted to keep it pure." "That's what broke us up." "How can you do a play with only women?" "I mean, what could happen?" "Happen?" "Well, you..." "You could have a play about two women who have only just met sitting on a balcony talking." " But they'd probably be waiting for a man." "" "And then he'd come." "And then something would happen." " It hurts when I laugh." " Can I do anything?" "Would you touch me here on my neck?" "There." "Press it." "No, harder." "Yeah." "That's it, thank you." " We did an all-women Hamlet once." " Hamlet?" "I've never read that play." "In fact, I haven't seen a play since I was at school." "Isn't that the one with the ghost, and then everybody dies at the end?" " Were you the star?" " No." " Hello." " Hello." " Have you slept well?" " Wonderfully." " What an apartment." " I'll get the glasses." "It belonged to my grandfather." "You see that island?" "That's Cemetery Island." "My grandfather and my father are both buried there." " You're staying for dinner, I trust?" " I'll get dressed." "A glass of champagne first." "Carolina!" "Thank you." "You look like an ángel." "How are you feeling?" "Better." "To Colin and Mary." " Dinner." " I'd better get dressed." "Thank you." "Beautiful place." "These books are the favourite literature of my father." "And my grandfather." "All first editions." "These are things my father used every day." "Small things." " He used opera glasses every day?" " No." "He used opera glasses at the opera." "They belonged to my grandfather." "Your father seems to be..." "very important to you." "My father and his father understood themselves clearly." "They were men and they were proud of their sex." "Women understood them too." "Now women treat men like children because they can't take them seriously, but men like my father and grandfather women took very seriously." "There was no uncertainty." "No confusion." "So." "This is a museum." "Dedicated to the good old days, hm?" "So, how is England?" "Lovely, dear old England?" "Hampshire, Wiltshire, Cumberland, Yorkshire?" "Harrods?" "Such a beautiful country." "Such beautiful traditions." "Well, it's not quite so beautiful now." "Is it, Colin?" " Colin, are you feeling all right?" " Mm." "In what way?" "In what way not beautiful?" "Oh..." "I don't know." "Freedom." "You know?" "Freedom?" "What kind of freedom?" "Freedom to do what?" " Freedom to be free." " You want to be free?" " Free to do what?" " You don't believe in it?" "Sure I believe in it, but sometimes a few rules, you know, not a bad thing." "First, society has to be protected from perverts." "Everybody knows that." "My position is simple." "Put them all up against the wall and shoot them." "What society needs to do is purify itself." "The English government's going in the right direction." "We could learn a lot of lessons from them." "I'm an Englishman, and I have to say I disagree violently with what you just said." "I think it's shit." "I respect you as an English man." "But not if you're a communist poof." "You're not a poof, are you?" "It's the right word, no?" "Or is it fruit?" "Talking about fruit, it's time for coffee." " No, I think we should be going." " Yes, we must." " But coffee!" " No, we've stayed far too long already." " But thank you so much." " You're tired." "Thank you." "Our hotel won't seem quite the same after your apartment." "Oh." "Nice." "I'm a keen amateur photographer." " So we go straight on till we get to the..." " Take the bridge." "Please." "Please come back." "Please." "It's important." "I can't get out." " Love to." " It's my back." "The stairs." "Anyway, thank you so much for your kindness." "Good night." " It's meant a great deal to us." " Good night." "You know, when I saw you on that terrace tonight, in that nightdress... you looked so beautiful... my heart... jumped." "But I told you how you looked in that nightdress, didn't I?" " Permesso." " Oh, please!" " Dovrei pulire la stanza." " We're on our bloody holiday." "Come here." "Come here." "What's it like?" "I often wonder what it feels like." "What's what like?" "What's it feel like to be the girl?" "I mean the feeling of being..." "It feels... like... this." "I'mcrazyaboutyou ." "I'mcrazyaboutyou ." "Don't open the shutters." "Come here." "Come here." "Sit down." "Ow!" " I want you." " No." "No?" "Yes." "No." " Wasn't that maid extraordinary?" " Listen." "Why did they do that to you, those kids?" "Why did they hound you out of that gang?" "Because they didn't like me." "They were jealous, that's what it was." "They were jealous of your beauty." "I am myself." "You know that, don't you?" "I'm... jealous of your beauty." "In that it belongs to me." "Jealous in that sense." "No one else can touch it." "It's all mine." "Is it?" "All mine." "It's my possession." " I'm possessed!" " Avete visto quei due inglesi?" "Colin." "What?" " È carino." " Anche lei è molto bella." "You know what those people are doing?" " What?" " They're talking about us." " About you." " No, you." " Or perhaps us." "" "This actually reminds me." "You know all this thing about thighs and bottoms?" " What thing?" " You know." "People look at other people's thighs and bottoms and say "Christ, what thighs!"" "Or "What an arse!" "What an ass." "What tits", of course." "What tits, what boobs, what a can." "If you see what I mean." "I mean, what I mean is..." "Well, my first point is that only the word "thighs" is constant." "You've got all these other words for all the other words but only one for thighs." " Isn't that incredible?" " You don't need another word." " What's your question?" " This." "When people look at you and... talk about your thighs and your bottom, or both, what sense of your thighs and your bottom do you at such a time have?" "People aren't talking about my thighs or my bottom." "How can you know that?" "Because the whole restaurant is talking about your thighs and your bottom." "Mine?" "No, I don't think so." "Really?" " Incredible." "" "Oh." " I forgot to tell you." " What?" "I had rather a good idea." "I'm going to hire a surgeon." "A very handsome surgeon." " To cut off your arms and your legs." " Oh, really?" "And I'll keep you in a room in my house." "And use you just for sex." "Whenever I feel like it." "And sometimes I'll lend you to my girlfriends and they can do what they like with you." "It's funny you should say that." "I've come to a decision myself and I haven't told you yet." " A decision?" " Mm." "I've come to this decision." " What is it?" " Well..." "I'm going to invent a machine." "Made of steel." "Powered by electricity." " It has controls, pistons..." " Mmm..." "It has straps, dials." "And it makes a low hum." "Like this." "Like that?" "And the machine will fuck you." "Not just for hours and days, but for years and years and years and years." "Forever." "Mary." "You were having a nightmare." "Mary." "What is it?" "What is it?" "You were having a terrible dream." "What is it?" "You are beautiful." " Are you awake?" " I'm so afraid." "Shh." "What is it?" "Touch me." "Shh." "Come on." "Let's go back." "Come on." "Let's sit down." "What is it?" "You had a terrible dream." " Do you remember it?" " Mm." "Tell me." "What was it?" "There was a photograph at Robert's apartment." "It was of you." "What photograph?" "I looked through some photographs at Robert's apartment." "One of them was of you." "Of me?" "It must have been taken from outside." "From a boat or along the waterfront." "You were standing on this balcony." " But I didn't see any photograph." " No, you didn't see it." " Don't fall asleep." "Keep awake." " I'm awake." "You're in his photograph." "Colin?" " What about over there?" " All right." "Come on." "Something happened at Robert's flat." "I didn't tell you." " I can't hear you." "What?" " Something happened." "I didn't tell you." "When you'd gone to change, to dress." "Remember?" "Well, he was talking to me." "About his father and so on." "And then suddenly he hit me really hard in the stomach." " He totally winded me." " He hit you?" "But why?" "Why didn't you say anything?" "I don't know." "I don't know why I didn't say anything." "I don't know why he hit me." "And I don't know why he took my photograph on the balcony, either." "I'm going for a swim." "Listen." "I've been thinking." "Why don't we do it?" " Do what?" " Get together." "You know." "Live together with the children." "I mean it." "I love you." "Yes, but we don't have to commit ourselves to all that." "I mean..." "It's been such a lovely day." "Don't you want to?" "I thought you wanted to." "I do, but... when I was swimming out there and I was all alone," "I suddenly felt so... peaceful." "I can't describe it." "I could have gone on forever." "I can't get back to things like this just like that." "I thought you wanted it." "We'll see, shall we?" "It goes around the other side of the island, then cuts through the harbour to our side." "Let's take it, then." "We can get off at the next stop and walk through." " What?" " We can get off and walk through." " Quicker than going round the harbour." " Possibly." "Yes." "See where we are?" "Colin!" "Mary!" "Hi!" "Hi!" "Come up!" "Come on up!" " Do you want to go up?" " She's seen us." "Can't very well be rude." " Just across the canal, please." "Over there." " Grazie." " Hello." " Hello." "How delightful to see you." "The boat brought us round this side from the beach, so we thought we'd say hello." "We were expecting you sooner." " You got my message?" " No." "When?" "I left a message at your hotel today." "We're going away, you see." " We didn't want to miss you." " No, we didn't get it." "But you came anyway." "How wonderful." "Going away?" "To Canada." "To see my family, so we wanted to say goodbye." "Have a farewell drink." "Give Mary some refreshment." "I have to go to my bar." "I have business." "Very quick." "Will you come with me?" " I'll just..." " We won't be long." " Colin, I..." " Have you been swimming?" "Yes." "Good God." " I thought you were going on holiday." " We're selling up." "We are going on holiday, but when we get back we'll buy a ground-floor apartment." " That's what I need." " Oh." " Would you like some herb tea?" " I'd love some." " Ciao, Robert." " Dove andate?" "Venite con noi." " Somebody just pinched me." " Venetians are very friendly people." "This way." "Robert said he told you about his childhood." "He exaggerates, you know." "He turns his past into stories to tell at the bar." " No sugar for me." " I'm just stirring in the lemon." " Shall we take it out onto the terrace?" " May I?" "What happened to your back?" "Sì, certo." "È come hanno detto." "Esattamente." "Sì, sì, ho capito." "Grazie." "Allora posso stare tranquillo." "Arrivederci." "L'avvocato dice che il contratto è perfetto." "Did you understand what I was telling people as we walked here?" "No." "I was telling them that... you're my lover, and that Caroline is jealous because she likes you too." " Why did you tell them that?" " Why "why"?" "We knew you would come back." "Now, look here, Robert." "Hang on a minute." "Why did you take that picture of me?" "The one you showed Mary?" " She's very quick." " What was the point?" "I'm selling the bar." "To him." "I've never told anyone this - never - but I want to tell you." "Soon after we were married, Robert started to hurt me when we made love." "I tried to stop him, but he went on doing it." "And after a time, I found I liked it." "Not the pain itself, but somehow..." "the fact of being helpless before it." "Being reduced to nothing by it." "And of being punished, therefore being guilty." "I felt it was right that I should be punished." "I thrilled to it." "It took us over totally." "It grew and grew." "It seemed never-ending." "But there was an end to it." "We both knew what it was." "That waiter was once a fisherman." "But pollution has ruined the fish." "So fishermen become waiters." "Why did you take my picture?" "What does it mean?" "You see that barbershop?" "My grandfather and my father used that barbershop." "And I use that barbershop." "That's Cemetery Island." "My back happened suddenly one night." "It was very bad indeed." "And there was an incompetent surgeon." "So I'm like this." "He's terribly strong, you see." "When he bent my head backwards I blacked out with the pain, but I remember thinking "It's going to happen." "Now."" ""There's no going back on it." "It's going to happen now."" ""This is it." "This is the end."" "I'm boring you." "No, not at all." "It's the..." "It's the sun, I think." "The long swim." "Do you and Colin do strange things?" "Oh, no, I don't think so." "No." "Oh, I'm sure Colin does." "In fact, I'm certain he does." "I want to show you something." " A bit dizzy." " I must show you something." "You haven't been in our bedroom, have you?" "My legs ache." "God!" "He's so beautiful." "Robert saw you both the first day you arrived." "That was the first picture I saw of him." "I'll never forget it." "Robert came home so excited." "And then he brought more and more photographs home." "We became so close." "Incredibly close." "Colin brought us together." "It was my idea to put him on the wall so we could see him as we made love." "I took that one myself." "Isn't it brilliant?" " Why?" " And then Robert brought you home." "It was as if God was in on our dream." "I knew fantasy was passing into reality." "Have you ever experienced that?" "It's like stepping into a mirror." "Colin." "Colin." " Wake up." "Wake up." "" "Colin and Robert are back." "Do you know where we are now?" "Shall I tell you?" "We are on the other side of the mirror." "Mary, what is it?" "Mary?" "What is it?" "What's the matter?" "Mary." "What's the matter?" "Cheers." " It's just a mild touch of sunstroke." " She's not hot." "What is it?" "Is it sunstroke?" "Tell me." "Try to tell me." "Tell me!" " She's just tired." " C..." "Are trying to say my name?" " Co..." " What are you trying to say?" " Co..." " Cold." " She's cold." " We shouldn't crowd her." "She needs a doctor." "Where's the telephone?" "It's been disconnected." " Disconnected?" " We're going away." "You must know a doctor." "Go and fetch a fucking doctor." "She's very ill!" " No need to shout." " She'll be fine." "Mary understands." "You understand too, don't you?" "You understand." "You do understand, don't you?" "Don't you know where you are?" "Get up!" "Don't move." "You've cut my lip." "Shh!" "What have you done to Mary?" "I'll do anything you want." "Just get a doctor for her." " What do you want?" " Want?" "I'll show you what we want." "I'll show you." "We'll show you." "Carolina." "Roberto." "Whatdidyouwant from these people?" "I ask you again." "What did you want from these people?" "Nothing." "They were friends." "Friends?" "We had dinner there." "Why did you go back with your boyfriend to these people?" "What did you want from them?" "Did your boyfriend like the woman?" "I liked her." "I don't think that he..." "Did your boyfriend like the man?" "No." "No, he didn't." "And you?" "You liked the man?" " Did you like the man?" " No." "So, why did you go to dinner?" "And why did you go back?" "Why did you come to Venice?" "What were you looking for?" " Nothing, we ju..." " Were you looking for... some fun?" "We were..." "We were going to get married." "Is this the body of Colin Mayhew?" "Sign here." " Combed his hair the wrong way." " Sorry?" "It doesn't go this way." "It goes this way." "...a tourist, but now you plan everything in advance." "You sell your bar, you sell your apartment, you buy drug, and so on and so on." "And then on the other hand you leave your razor with your fingerprints, you book a ticket under your own name and you travel with your own passport." "We don't get it." "Listen." "Let me tell you something." "My father was a very big man." "All his life he wore a black moustache." "When it turned grey he used a little brush to keep it black, such as ladies use for their eyes." "Mascara." "Subtitles by Visiontext" "ENHOH" "(Italian-accented man) My father was a very big man." "All his life he wore a black moustache." "When it turned grey he used a little brush to keep it black, such as ladies use for their eyes - mascara." "Everyone was afraid of him." "My mother, my four sisters." "At the dining table you could not speak unless spoken to first by my father." "But he loved me." "I was his favourite." "(woman) I want to call England." "Yes, I want to call England." "No, it's not London." "It's not London." "It's in Sussex." "Hastings in Sussex." "You know the code." "You got it for me yesterday." "Well, someone did, yes." "Quattro cinque otto due sei uno." "Hastings, Sussex." "Oh, God!" "Can't read this damn book." "It's..." "It's unreadable." "Can't even bind the bloody thing properly." "Come on, let's go out." " I'm trying to get through to the children." " All right." "Answer." "Hello." "Yes." "Mother, hello!" "Yes, lovely." "Yes, absolutely." "How are they?" "Are they...?" "Yes, lovely." "Hello, darling, it's Mummy." "How are you?" "Is Cathy there?" "(rustling)" "Incredible, isn't it?" "I think the St Augustine is incredible." "So..." " I don't know." " Mm." "You thought that the last time." "What do you mean?" "You thought that the last time we were in Venice, remember?" "Did I?" " Well, so what?" " Nothing, I'm just..." "What's the point of saying that?" "Why did you say that?" " I didn't mean it as an insult." " Christ." " I'm making an observation." " What observation?" "I'm simply pointing out you haven't changed your mind." "(camera shutter clicks)" "Anyway, I agree with you." "I think it's incredible too." "Shit!" "What is it?" "Look." "Got another pimple." "Tsk!" "The girls won't love you any more." " I must need more salt or something." " What?" "I must need to eat more salt or something." "You don't need salt, you need sex." "Hmph!" " Could I have it with salt?" " Why not?" "(phone rings)" "God!" "Don't they know I'm trying to shave?" "Hello?" "Yes, he is." "Hold on a minute." "It's Simon." "What?" "I'm only halfway through the bloody thing." "It's unreadable anyway." "This is supposed to be my holiday." " Those two." "Thank you." " Ventimila." "Ecco una." "This one's for Jack." " Ecco la seconda." " And this is for Cathy." "What do you think?" "They'll be thrilled." "I'm going to do a little drawing of Cathy." "With spots." "And I'm going to do a little drawing of Jack." "(woman laughs)" "For Jack." "Jacko." " What do you think?" " Fantastic." "You're a genius." "Grazie." "Hold it." "Oh, come on." "Smile!" " Would you take a photograph of us?" " Avec plaisir." "Thank you." "Tiens-moi ça." "Voilà." "Thank you." "(man) My youngest sisters, Alice and Lisa, came to me in the garden and said:" ""Robert, Robert, come to the kitchen quickly."" ""Eva and Maria have a treat for you."" "(woman) Cathy's been selected for the football team." " (man) What football team?" " The school football team." "What else?" " (woman) Don't you think it's dangerous?" " Not really." "(woman) Tell me something." "Tell me the truth." "Do you like children?" " What children?" " My children." "I like your children." "No, what I mean is, do you actually like children?" " You mean all children?" " Children." "Do you actually like children?" "You mean as such?" "The species as such?" "What I mean is..." "The real truth is..." "you don't like children." "What you mean is, you think I don't like your children." "What about me?" "Do you like me?" "I like you." "And you know why?" "No, why?" "I like you because you're always asking me such challenging questions." "You're always testing my intellect." "Did I ever tell you the terrible thing that happened to me when I was a little girl?" "The worst thing that ever happened to me?" "No, you didn't tell me." "Well, I was about seven or eight and... there was this gang of kids, boys and girls, and we were this gang." "One day... some of them said "One member of this gang isn't good enough to be a member."" ""Does everyone agree that we should throw this person out?"" "And I said "Yes." I clapped." "Clapped?" "Yes." "I clapped." "I said "Yes, throw this person out."" "And you know who that person was?" "You." "Yes." "That's terrible." "(both laugh) That's a terrible story." "Up at dawn for you and into a speedboat." "Where shall we go?" "Where can we go?" "Murano." "They blow beautiful glass." "Very nice." "Murano!" "Lovely." " What time's dawn?" " Dawn, signore?" "Daybreak." "A speedboat to Murano at daybreak." "And on the table were two big bottles of lemonade, a cream cake, two packets of cooking chocolate, a big box of marshmallows." "And Maria said "Look, darling." "This is all for you."" "(woman) Colin?" "Find anything?" "Isn't this beautiful?" "What do you think?" "And Maria said "Look, darling." "This is all for you."" "(woman groans)" "Are you asleep?" "Mary, it's late." " What is it?" " We haven't had any dinner." "What time is it?" "Late." "Will Padovani's be open?" " Or what about...?" " No." "It's quite late." "Too late." "All closed." "But I know a very good bar." "Late-night bar." "Nice sandwich." "Good drinks." "Very nice place." "Very easy to find." " All right." "We'll have to take a map." " All out." "It's my only one, sorry." " Let me look." " Here." "You see?" "Very nice." "You go straight out of here." "Turn and take a right." "Then you turn and take a right." "Right there." "Right." "Thanks." " Look, this way." " How do you know?" "What do you think?" " Yes, there we are." " No." "It's definitely this way." "I'm sorry, but it is." "(Mary groans)" " This way?" " All right." "Colin..." "What's that?" "(Colin laughs)" "(Mary) Look at that bed." " She reminds me of someone." " It's like a space shuttle." "What do you think?" "Where are we?" "Is this right?" "Yes, definitely." " Look at all this." " Collettivo Femminista Venezia." " Women are so radical here." " I wish we had a map." "They want convicted rapists castrated." "See this building?" "We've been past this building about ten minutes ago." "Quite right too." " What is?" " To castrate rapists." "What was that man doing?" "Glass at this time of night?" " Come on." " Very strange." " I'm starving." " I think we're on the right track." "So do I." "Good evening." "You need help?" "Well..." "We're looking for a place to get something to eat." "There's nothing in that direction, but I can show you a very good place that way." " Isn't there a bar just over there?" " No." "Everything is closed." " My name is Robert." " Hello." " Like to eat some beautiful food?" " We'd love to." "I'll show you this place." "You must both be terribly hungry." "All right." "Let's go." "This is Mary." "I'm Colin." " You're English?" " Yes." "Whereabouts?" "Mary's from Bristol and I'm from London." "Beautiful country." " Your first trip here?" " We came three years ago." " Two years ago." " Two." " Changed much, has it?" " Mm..." "These posters are everywhere." "These are women who can't find a man." "They want to destroy everything that's good between men and women." "They don't know what they want." "This way." " Ciao, ragazzi." "Come va?" " Bene, grazie." "It's very easy to get lost." "Often there's a dead end or a canal." "(laughs)" "It's not far." "Buona sera, Robert." "Please." "Monica." "Jocelyn." "Ça va." "This way, please." "It's the real Venice." "Excuse me." "There's no food." "I'm sorry." "The cook is sick." "It's a tragedy." "I could kill him." "Very sorry." "But this is a wonderful wine." "Full of nourishment." " Cheers." " Cheers." "Now, tell me." "I'm a man of immense curiosity." "Passionate curiosity." " Are you married?" " No." " But you live together in sin." " No." "Why not?" "No one would stop you." "In this day and age there are no standards." "What about you?" "Tell us a bit about you." "I mean... who are you, anyway?" "But you have a child." "Am I right?" " How did you know?" " I feel it." "I have two children." "A boy and a girl." " This is your boy and your girl." " Yes." "Beautiful." "Not yours." "Not mine." "Beautiful children." "They take after their beautiful mother." "Your English is terribly good." "I grew up in London." "My wife is Canadian." "Any more breadsticks?" " Ancora vino." "E dei grissini." " Arrivo subito." " Your wife's Canadian?" " Certainly." "We lived there." "How did you meet?" "That's impossible to explain without describing my mother and sisters and that would only make sense if I described my father." "In order to explain how I met my wife I would have to describe my father." "Would you really like me to do that?" "Shall I do that?" " All right." " My father was a... very big man." "All his life he wore a black moustache." "When it turned grey he used a little brush to keep it black, such as ladies use for their eyes - mascara." "Everyone was afraid of him." "My mother, my four sisters." "At the dining table you could not speak unless spoken to first by my father." "But he loved me." "I was his favourite." "He was a diplomat all his life." "We spent years in London." "Knightsbridge." "Every morning he got out of bed at six and went to the bathroom to shave." "No one was allowed out of bed until he'd finished." "My eldest sisters were 14, 15." "I was 10." "One weekend the house was empty for the whole afternoon." "My sisters whispered together." "Their names were Eva and Maria." "They called me and they led me into my parents' bedroom." "They told me to sit on the bed and be quiet." "They went to my mother's dressing table." "They painted their fingernails, they put powder on their faces, they used lipstick." "They pulled hairs from their eyebrows and brushed mascara on their lashes." "(laughs) They took off their socks and put on my mother's silk stockings, panties." "They sauntered about the room looking at the mirror, like beautiful women." "They laughed and kissed, they stroked each other, they giggled." "I was enchanted." "They fed my enchantment." "(romantic ballad)" "They whispered to me that it was our secret, that we would keep it in our hearts forever, never reveal it." "But that night at dinner I felt my father staring at me, staring deep into me." "He chewed, swallowed, he put his knife and fork down." "He looked at me." "My heart started to beat." "To thump, not to beat." "My father said "Tell me, Robert." "What have you been doing this afternoon?"" "He knew." "I knew he knew." "He was God." "He was testing me." "So I told him." "I told him all that my sisters had done." "I told him everything." "My mother was silent." "My sisters' faces were white." "No one spoke." "My father said "Thank you." Finished his dinner." "After dinner my sisters and I were called to my father's study." "They were beaten with a leather belt without mercy." "I watched this." "A month later they took their revenge." "We children were again alone in the house." "Nanny was away." "My youngest sisters..." "Grazie." "...Alice and Lisa came to me in the garden." "They said "Robert, come to the kitchen." "Eva and Maria have a treat for you."" "I was suspicious, but I went." "I was so... innocent." "On the table were two big bottles of lemonade, cream cake, cooking chocolate, big box of marshmallows, and Maria said "Look, this is all for you."" ""But first" Eva said "you must drink some medicine."" ""This is very rich food and it will protect your stomach." "Help you to enjoy it."" "I was too greedy to question this." "I drank the medicine." "Then I ate the chocolate and the cake and drank a bottle of lemonade." "They applauded and said that only a man could drink a second bottle of lemonade." "It would be beyond my capabilities." "I said "Give it to me."" "I drank the second bottle and I finished the chocolate, marshmallows and cake." "They said "Bravo", then the kitchen began to spin round me and I badly needed to go to the lavatory." "Suddenly Eva and Maria held me down and tied my hands together with a long piece of rope behind my back and dragged me into my father's study." "They took the key from the inside, slammed the door and locked it." ""Bye-bye, Robert" they called." ""Now you are big Papa in his study."" "I was locked in my revered, my feared father's study where he received the diplomatic corps of London, the elite of the world." "And I puked and pissed and shat all over my father's carpets and walls." "My father found me there." "He said "Robert..."" ""Have you been eating chocolate?"" "Then he nearly killed me." "Then he didn't speak to me for six months." "I've never forgiven my sisters." "My only solace was my mother." "I grew so thirsty at night, she brought me a glass of water every night and laid her hand upon my brow." "She was... so tender." "When my father was away I slept in her bed." "One afternoon, the wife of the Canadian ambassador was invited to tea." "She brought her daughter Caroline." "When my mother showed her mother our garden we were left alone, the children." "Suddenly Eva said "Miss Caroline, do you sleep with your mother?"" "Caroline said "No." "Do you?"" "And Eva said "He does."" "And all my sisters giggled, and Caroline looked at me and smiled and said:" ""I think that's really awfully sweet."" "And she became my wife." "Not at that moment, of course." "We were both only... 11 years old at the time." "Where on earth are we?" "Do you know?" "Let me sit down." "I've got such a..." "I've got such a headache." "Can you press the back of my neck?" "Just there." " Oh, God." "I'm going to..." " What?" "(retches)" "(coughs)" " Sorry." " It's all right." "I'm all right." "I just have to sit down." "I can't walk any more." "Hold me." "What a terrible man." "Who was he?" "We're on holiday." "(schoolgirls chant)" "Mary." "Wake up." " Where are we?" " I don't know." "Venice." "Come on." "Come on." "You're a weight." "I've been bitten." "Try not to scratch." "I'm so thirsty." "You're going to have to look after me today." " Why?" "Did you look after me yesterday?" " (laughs)" "I'm so thirsty." "(ship's horn)" "There's the waterfront." "Come on." "There'll be a cafe." "Let's go in the shade." "(Mary yawns)" "We'd like to order something to drink." "I will tell your waiter." "I wonder how the children are." "Well, you spoke to them, when was it?" " Was it yesterday?" " How were they then?" "It's like a prison here." "Let's go home." " The flight's paid for." "It's not for five days." " We could get another one." "Why do you want to go home?" "Excuse me!" "I can't believe it." "He's coming." "Bringing the children with us would have made all the difference." "To me, anyway." " Signore?" " A jug of water, please." "With ice." " Water?" " Um... coffee." " Croissant?" "Eggs?" "Juice?" " No, just water." " Let's go to the hotel and get water there." " All right." "He's probably bringing it anyway." "I don't know why we came here." "We've been here before." "Why did we come again?" "Actually, I remember why we came." "We thought we'd find out what to do, didn't we?" "What to do about you and me." "Well?" "Have you found out?" "I haven't." "I just want to go home." "To my own bed and my kids." "Or maybe you have." "Maybe you have decided what you want." "What you want to do." "Have you?" "No." "Oh, God." "We should have gone back to the hotel." "He's missed us." "My friends." " How are you both?" " Terrible." "We slept in the street." "Street?" " After we left you..." " We didn't have a map." "I'm horrified." "It's entirely my fault." "I kept you late with wine and stupid stories." " Don't scratch." "It's not a question of that." " It's my fault." "And it's my responsibility to correct it." "You must come to my house." " Your coffee." " Senta." "Lasci stare." "(Colin) No, we have a hotel." "My house is a thousand times more comfortable, peaceful, serene." "We take a taxi." "Please." " What do you think?" " All right." "(laughs) The street!" " Where are we?" " Robert brought us here." "Robert." "Where's he?" "I don't know." "What time is it?" "Evening." " Did you sleep well?" " Yes, wonderfully." "How's your bite?" "It's gone." "Where's my watch?" "Where's our clothes?" "Have you seen them?" "Not in there." "Not in here." "No?" "Don't you think we ought to find them?" " I feel good." " I must find out what's going on." "I just can't walk around here stark bloody naked." "I think there's a dressing gown hanging up in there." "I can't wear this." "Look." "Yes, you can." "You look lovely." "You look like a god." "I think I'm going to have to take you to bed." " This isn't a dressing gown, it's a nightie." " You've no idea how good you feel in it." "I can't walk around a stranger's house dressed like this." "Not with an erection!" "Here." "Put it on." "Find out what's going on." "How do I look?" "Hello." "I'm Caroline, Robert's wife." " Well, you're looking rested!" " Hello." "Come outside." "It's nice." " Wow!" " Mm." "It is beautiful, isn't it?" "I spend as much time as possible out here." " I'm Mary Kenway." " Yes, I know." " Come and sit down." " Is this yours?" "Yes." "I made it." "I sometimes sit out here and do embroidery." "I like embroidery." "It's lovely." " Would you like a biscuit?" "Take one." " Thanks." "You must be hungry." "Robert wants you to stay for dinner." "He'll be back for dinner." "He's gone to his bar." "A new manager starts there tonight." " His bar?" " Yes." "You were there last night, weren't you?" " He didn't say it was his bar." " It's a kind of a hobby, I guess." "But you know more about it than I do." "I've never been there." "Have you done something to your back?" "It helps to move." "Sometimes I just stand up and move about." " Are you fond of your friend?" " Colin?" "I hope you don't mind." "There's something I must tell you." "While you were both asleep I came in and looked at you both." "I just sat on the chaise for half an hour." "I just sat there and looked at you both." "Oh." "Colin is very beautiful, isn't he?" "Robert said he was." "You are too, of course." "You both have such wonderful skin." "Are you in love?" "Well, I..." "I do love him." "I suppose." "Not quite like when we first met." "I trust him, really." "He's my closest friend." "But what do you mean by "in love"?" "I mean that you'd do absolutely anything for the other person." "And you'd let them do absolutely anything to you." "Anything?" " If you're in love with somebody, you..." " (door opens)" " Hello!" " Colin, this is Caroline, Robert's wife." " Are you having a nice time?" " Um..." " On your holiday?" " Yes, except we keep getting lost." "Pull up a chair." "Oh, my God." "What?" "Your clothes." "I forgot." "I washed and dried them." "I clean forgot." "I must tell you where they are." "But before I do you should tell him what I told you." " What?" " What I did while you were both asleep." "Oh." "Right." "Caroline came in and looked at us both whilst we were asleep." "Oh, did she?" "Yes." "You were so peaceful." "Just like a baby." " Babies can be very ratty in their sleep." " Oh, no, not him." " I'm sure he always sleeps sweetly." " Yes, but I'm not a baby." "I never said you were." "I only said that you slept like a baby." "Now, listen." "Robert is very keen for you to stay and have dinner with us." "He told me not to let you have your clothes till you agreed." "(laughter)" "You must be starving, anyway." "So you will?" " Well, I..." " Oh, please." "If you don't, he'll blame me." " (Colin) Let's stay." " Oh, good." "And... now can I have my clothes?" "They're locked in your bathroom cupboard." "Here's the key." " Thanks." " Just through there." "Isn't it sweet when men are shy?" "It's so sweet." "Tell me, what do you do?" "Do you work?" "Well, I mainly do voice-overs these days." "Commercials." "I was with a women's group until about six months ago." " What do you mean, a women's group?" " A theatre group." "You're an actress?" "What a beautiful thing that must be." "Well, sometimes." "Anyway, the group broke up, so..." "Women." "It was all women?" "Some of us wanted to bring in men and the rest of them wanted to keep it pure." "That's what broke us up." "How can you do a play with only women?" "I mean, what could happen?" "Happen?" "Well, you..." "You could have a play about two women who have only just met sitting on a balcony talking." " But they'd probably be waiting for a man." " (laughs)" "And then he'd come." "And then something would happen." "(gasp of pain)" " It hurts when I laugh." " Can I do anything?" "Would you touch me here on my neck?" "There." "Press it." "No, harder." "Yeah." "That's it, thank you." " We did an all-women Hamlet once." " Hamlet?" "I've never read that play." "In fact, I haven't seen a play since I was at school." "Isn't that the one with the ghost, and then everybody dies at the end?" " Were you the star?" " No." " Hello." " Hello." " Have you slept well?" " Wonderfully." " What an apartment." " I'll get the glasses." "It belonged to my grandfather." "You see that island?" "That's Cemetery Island." "My grandfather and my father are both buried there." " You're staying for dinner, I trust?" " I'll get dressed." "A glass of champagne first." "Carolina!" "Thank you." "You look like an angel." "How are you feeling?" "Better." "To Colin and Mary." " Dinner." " I'd better get dressed." "Thank you." "Beautiful place." "These books are the favourite literature of my father." "And my grandfather." "All first editions." "These are things my father used every day." "Small things." " He used opera glasses every day?" " No." "He used opera glasses at the opera." "They belonged to my grandfather." "Your father seems to be..." "very important to you." "My father and his father understood themselves clearly." "They were men and they were proud of their sex." "Women understood them too." "Now women treat men like children because they can't take them seriously, but men like my father and grandfather women took very seriously." "There was no uncertainty." "No confusion." "So." "This is a museum." "Dedicated to the good old days, hm?" "(faint conversation)" "So, how is England?" "Lovely, dear old England?" "Hampshire, Wiltshire, Cumberland, Yorkshire?" "Harrods?" "Such a beautiful country." "Such beautiful traditions." "Well, it's not quite so beautiful now." "Is it, Colin?" " Colin, are you feeling all right?" " Mm." "In what way?" "In what way not beautiful?" "Oh..." "I don't know." "Freedom." "You know?" "Freedom?" "What kind of freedom?" "Freedom to do what?" " Freedom to be free." " You want to be free?" " Free to do what?" " You don't believe in it?" "Sure I believe in it, but sometimes a few rules, you know, not a bad thing." "First, society has to be protected from perverts." "Everybody knows that." "My position is simple." "Put them all up against the wall and shoot them." "What society needs to do is purify itself." "The English government's going in the right direction." "We could learn a lot of lessons from them." "I'm an Englishman, and I have to say I disagree violently with what you just said." "I think it's shit." "I respect you as an English man." "But not if you're a communist poof." "You're not a poof, are you?" "It's the right word, no?" "Or is it fruit?" "Talking about fruit, it's time for coffee." " No, I think we should be going." " Yes, we must." " But coffee!" " No, we've stayed far too long already." " But thank you so much." " You're tired." "Thank you." "Our hotel won't seem quite the same after your apartment." "Oh." "Nice." "I'm a keen amateur photographer." " So we go straight on till we get to the..." " Take the bridge." "Please." "Please come back." "Please." "It's important." "(whispers) I can't get out." " Love to." " It's my back." "The stairs." "Anyway, thank you so much for your kindness." "Good night." " It's meant a great deal to us." " Good night." "You know, when I saw you on that terrace tonight, in that nightdress... you looked so beautiful... my heart... jumped." "But I told you how you looked in that nightdress, didn't I?" " (maid knocks) Permesso." " (Colin) Oh, please!" " Dovrei pulire la stanza." " (Colin) We're on our bloody holiday." "(Mary) Come here." "Come here." "What's it like?" "I often wonder what it feels like." "What's what like?" "What's it feel like to be the girl?" "I mean the feeling of being..." "It feels... like... this." "(Mary) I'm crazy about you." "(Colin) I'm crazy about you." "Don't open the shutters." "Come here." "Come here." "Sit down." "Ow!" " I want you." " No." "No?" "Yes." "No." " Wasn't that maid extraordinary?" " (Colin) Listen." "Why did they do that to you, those kids?" "Why did they hound you out of that gang?" "Because they didn't like me." "They were jealous, that's what it was." "They were jealous of your beauty." "I am myself." "You know that, don't you?" "I'm... jealous of your beauty." "In that it belongs to me." "Jealous in that sense." "No one else can touch it." "It's all mine." "Is it?" "All mine." "It's my possession." " I'm possessed!" " Avete visto quei due inglesi?" "Colin." "What?" " È carino." " Anche lei è molto bella." "You know what those people are doing?" " What?" " They're talking about us." " About you." " No, you." " Or perhaps us." " (laughs)" "This actually reminds me." "You know all this thing about thighs and bottoms?" " What thing?" " You know." "People look at other people's thighs and bottoms and say "Christ, what thighs!"" "Or "What an arse!" "What an ass." "What tits", of course." "What tits, what boobs, what a can." "If you see what I mean." "I mean, what I mean is..." "Well, my first point is that only the word "thighs" is constant." "You've got all these other words for all the other words but only one for thighs." " Isn't that incredible?" " You don't need another word." " What's your question?" " This." "When people look at you and... talk about your thighs and your bottom, or both, what sense of your thighs and your bottom do you at such a time have?" "People aren't talking about my thighs or my bottom." "How can you know that?" "Because the whole restaurant is talking about your thighs and your bottom." "Mine?" "No, I don't think so." "Really?" "(splutters)" " Incredible." " (laughs)" "Oh." " I forgot to tell you." " What?" "I had rather a good idea." "I'm going to hire a surgeon." "A very handsome surgeon." " To cut off your arms and your legs." " Oh, really?" "And I'll keep you in a room in my house." "And use you just for sex." "Whenever I feel like it." "And sometimes I'll lend you to my girlfriends and they can do what they like with you." "It's funny you should say that." "I've come to a decision myself and I haven't told you yet." " A decision?" " Mm." "I've come to this decision." " What is it?" " Well..." "I'm going to invent a machine." "Made of steel." "Powered by electricity." " It has controls, pistons..." " Mmm..." "It has straps, dials." "And it makes a low hum." "Like this." "(hums)" "Like that?" "And the machine will fuck you." "Not just for hours and days, but for years and years and years and years." "Forever." "Mary." "You were having a nightmare." "Mary." "What is it?" "What is it?" "You were having a terrible dream." "What is it?" "You are beautiful." " Are you awake?" " I'm so afraid." "Shh." "What is it?" "Touch me." "Shh." "Come on." "Let's go back." "Come on." "Let's sit down." "What is it?" "You had a terrible dream." " Do you remember it?" " Mm." "Tell me." "What was it?" "There was a photograph at Robert's apartment." "It was of you." "What photograph?" "I looked through some photographs at Robert's apartment." "One of them was of you." "Of me?" "It must have been taken from outside." "From a boat or along the waterfront." "You were standing on this balcony." " But I didn't see any photograph." " No, you didn't see it." " Don't fall asleep." "Keep awake." " I'm awake." "You're in his photograph." "Colin?" " What about over there?" " All right." "Come on." "Something happened at Robert's flat." "I didn't tell you." " I can't hear you." "What?" " Something happened." "I didn't tell you." "When you'd gone to change, to dress." "Remember?" "Well, he was talking to me." "About his father and so on." "And then suddenly he hit me really hard in the stomach." " He totally winded me." " He hit you?" "But why?" "Why didn't you say anything?" "I don't know." "I don't know why I didn't say anything." "I don't know why he hit me." "And I don't know why he took my photograph on the balcony, either." "I'm going for a swim." "(Colin) Listen." "I've been thinking." "Why don't we do it?" " Do what?" " Get together." "You know." "Live together with the children." "I mean it." "I love you." "Yes, but we don't have to commit ourselves to all that." "I mean..." "It's been such a lovely day." "Don't you want to?" "I thought you wanted to." "I do, but... when I was swimming out there and I was all alone," "I suddenly felt so... peaceful." "I can't describe it." "I could have gone on forever." "I can't get back to things like this just like that." "I thought you wanted it." "We'll see, shall we?" "It goes around the other side of the island, then cuts through the harbour to our side." "Let's take it, then." "(Colin) We can get off at the next stop and walk through." " What?" " We can get off and walk through." " Quicker than going round the harbour." " Possibly." "Yes." "See where we are?" "Colin!" "Mary!" "Hi!" "Hi!" "Come up!" "Come on up!" " Do you want to go up?" " She's seen us." "Can't very well be rude." " Just across the canal, please." "Over there." " (Mary) Grazie." " Hello." " Hello." "How delightful to see you." "The boat brought us round this side from the beach, so we thought we'd say hello." "We were expecting you sooner." " You got my message?" " No." "When?" "I left a message at your hotel today." "We're going away, you see." " We didn't want to miss you." " No, we didn't get it." "But you came anyway." "How wonderful." "Going away?" "To Canada." "To see my family, so we wanted to say goodbye." "Have a farewell drink." "Give Mary some refreshment." "I have to go to my bar." "I have business." "Very quick." "Will you come with me?" " I'll just..." " We won't be long." " Colin, I..." " Have you been swimming?" "Yes." "(Iocks door)" "Good God." " I thought you were going on holiday." " We're selling up." "We are going on holiday, but when we get back we'll buy a ground-floor apartment." " That's what I need." " Oh." " Would you like some herb tea?" " I'd love some." "(they converse in Italian)" "(laughter)" " Ciao, Robert." " Dove andate?" "Venite con noi." " Somebody just pinched me." " Venetians are very friendly people." "This way." "Robert said he told you about his childhood." "He exaggerates, you know." "He turns his past into stories to tell at the bar." " No sugar for me." " I'm just stirring in the lemon." " Shall we take it out onto the terrace?" " May I?" "What happened to your back?" "(romantic ballad)" "Sì, certo." "È come hanno detto." "Esattamente." "Sì, sì, ho capito." "Grazie." "Allora posso stare tranquillo." "Arrivederci." "L'avvocato dice che il contratto è perfetto." "Did you understand what I was telling people as we walked here?" "No." "I was telling them that... you're my lover, and that Caroline is jealous because she likes you too." " Why did you tell them that?" " Why "why"?" "We knew you would come back." "Now, look here, Robert." "Hang on a minute." "Why did you take that picture of me?" "The one you showed Mary?" " She's very quick." " What was the point?" "I'm selling the bar." "To him." "I've never told anyone this - never - but I want to tell you." "Soon after we were married, Robert started to hurt me when we made love." "I tried to stop him, but he went on doing it." "And after a time, I found I liked it." "Not the pain itself, but somehow..." "the fact of being helpless before it." "Being reduced to nothing by it." "And of being punished, therefore being guilty." "I felt it was right that I should be punished." "I thrilled to it." "It took us over totally." "It grew and grew." "It seemed never-ending." "But there was an end to it." "We both knew what it was." "That waiter was once a fisherman." "But pollution has ruined the fish." "So fishermen become waiters." "Why did you take my picture?" "What does it mean?" "You see that barbershop?" "My grandfather and my father used that barbershop." "And I use that barbershop." "That's Cemetery Island." "My back happened suddenly one night." "It was very bad indeed." "And there was an incompetent surgeon." "So I'm like this." "He's terribly strong, you see." "When he bent my head backwards I blacked out with the pain, but I remember thinking "It's going to happen." "Now."" ""There's no going back on it." "It's going to happen now."" ""This is it." "This is the end."" "(Mary yawns)" "I'm boring you." "No, not at all." "It's the..." "It's the sun, I think." "The long swim." "Do you and Colin do strange things?" "Oh, no, I don't think so." "No." "Oh, I'm sure Colin does." "In fact, I'm certain he does." "I want to show you something." " A bit dizzy." " I must show you something." "You haven't been in our bedroom, have you?" "My legs ache." "(Caroline) God!" "He's so beautiful." "Robert saw you both the first day you arrived." "That was the first picture I saw of him." "I'll never forget it." "Robert came home so excited." "And then he brought more and more photographs home." "We became so close." "Incredibly close." "Colin brought us together." "It was my idea to put him on the wall so we could see him as we made love." "I took that one myself." "Isn't it brilliant?" " Why?" " And then Robert brought you home." "It was as if God was in on our dream." "I knew fantasy was passing into reality." "Have you ever experienced that?" "It's like stepping into a mirror." "(slurred) Colin." "Colin." " Wake up." "Wake up." " (door opens)" "Colin and Robert are back." "Do you know where we are now?" "Shall I tell you?" "We are on the other side of the mirror." "Mary, what is it?" "Mary?" "What is it?" "What's the matter?" "Mary." "What's the matter?" "Cheers." " It's just a mild touch of sunstroke." " She's not hot." "What is it?" "Is it sunstroke?" "Tell me." "Try to tell me." "Tell me!" " She's just tired." " C..." "Are trying to say my name?" " Co..." " What are you trying to say?" " Co..." " Cold." " She's cold." " We shouldn't crowd her." "She needs a doctor." "Where's the telephone?" "(Caroline) It's been disconnected." " Disconnected?" " We're going away." "You must know a doctor." "Go and fetch a fucking doctor." "She's very ill!" " No need to shout." " She'll be fine." "Mary understands." "You understand too, don't you?" "You understand." "You do understand, don't you?" "Don't you know where you are?" "Get up!" "Don't move." "You've cut my lip." "Shh!" "What have you done to Mary?" "I'll do anything you want." "Just get a doctor for her." " What do you want?" " Want?" "I'll show you what we want." "I'll show you." "We'll show you." "(cries out)" "Carolina." "Roberto." "(man) What did you want from these people?" "I ask you again." "What did you want from these people?" "Nothing." "They were friends." "Friends?" "We had dinner there." "Why did you go back with your boyfriend to these people?" "What did you want from them?" "Did your boyfriend like the woman?" "I liked her." "I don't think that he..." "Did your boyfriend like the man?" "No." "No, he didn't." "And you?" "You liked the man?" " Did you like the man?" " No." "So, why did you go to dinner?" "And why did you go back?" "Why did you come to Venice?" "What were you looking for?" " Nothing, we ju..." " Were you looking for... some fun?" "We were..." "We were going to get married." "Is this the body of Colin Mayhew?" "Sign here." " Combed his hair the wrong way." " Sorry?" "It doesn't go this way." "It goes this way." "...a tourist, but now you plan everything in advance." "You sell your bar, you sell your apartment, you buy drug, and so on and so on." "And then on the other hand you leave your razor with your fingerprints, you book a ticket under your own name and you travel with your own passport." "We don't get it." "Listen." "Let me tell you something." "My father was a very big man." "All his life he wore a black moustache." "When it turned grey he used a little brush to keep it black, such as ladies use for their eyes." "Mascara." "Subtitles by Visiontext" "ENHOH"

"We gotta clear out this cabinet, people." "A lot of these are dead accounts." ""Scranton Mimeograph Corp"?" "I don't think we're doing business with them anytime soon." "That's odd." "A letter from Robert Dunder." ""A valuable artifact has come into my possession." "I have hidden it until such time as a person of strong intellect may safely recover it." "This golden chalice is of immeasurable historical and religious significance."" "The Holy Grail." "Did you send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail?" "I think I'm a little too busy these days to s" "Oh, my God." "I did send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail." "The Dunder Code!" "I completely forgot about that prank." "That had to be, like, six or seven years ago." "Stayed late every night for a month." "Had a lot more free time back then." "I don't get it." "Aha!" "A lightbulb." " Lightbul" " A lightbulb!" "Okay." "Okay." "Invisible ink." "Whoa." ""Higher than numbers go."" "The ceiling above accounting!" "Dwight!" "Down, Dwight!" "Dwight!" "Man, I wish I was there to see his face when he gets to the end and finds the... fake grail?" "No grail?" "You don't remember?" "I don't." "An X." "Annex." "It must open something in the annex." "Oh." "Whoa." ""Sedes introiti."" "Seat of entrance." " What?" " What?" "That's a flush." "The warehouse." "There's nothing down here." "Oh, I expected more from young Halpert." "Let's just forget it." "Forget it." "So how are we getting on with our grand social media initiative?" "Well, we created a fake profile for a really cool guy" " named Derek McBlack." " Wow." " It's just Pete in sunglasses." " Oh." "And then we had him "like" Dunder Mifflin." "Then we created a bunch of fake friends for Derek, and we had all of them "like" Derek's "likes."" "So far, we're only popular with imaginary people, but we think this is the start of something big." "You two are geniuses." "And I am a genius putting you two together." "All right." "Pete and I work well together-- not that there's anything special about Pete." "It could be any guy..." "or girl-- not that I'm into girls." "Not that I'm into Pete." "Ugh, what was the question?" " Hey." " Hey, Jim." "Peter Rowley at Bridgeport Capital" " requested a meeting at lunch." " Okay." "Can we keep it on the early side, though?" "I got that thing in Scranton later." " Oh, sure." " No problem." "Cece's ballet recital is today." "I cannot wait." "I've been working with her on her move." "It's called the Cece spin and kiss." "Do you want to see it?" "It's kind of like this." "It's pretty cute, right?" "Pfft, "Athlead"?" "Please." "They're too lazy to call it athletes lead?" "Jim should just call it "stumpany,"" "for "stupid company."" "Nothing stupid about working for yourself, hanging out with pro athletes, getting free tickets to the games." "That's why I'm doing it." "You're working for "stumpany" too?" "Yeah, just weekends for now, but pretty soon I'm switching over." " What?" " Yep." "Hey, Halpert, what's the big idea?" "First you jump ship." "Now you're stealing Darryl too." "When will it end?" "Well, take your worst fear and multiply it by infinity." "You won't stop until you've poached us all." " Yeah." "Even you." " No." "I'll be damned if I'm gonna let us lose me." "Bye, Dwight." " How are you?" "Good to see you." " Thank you." "Hey, Angela?" "Did you hear about the Irish-American Cultural Center mural?" "Ooh, I haven't heard it." "So what about the Irish-American Cultural Center mural?" "Potato?" "Oh, no, Kevin, it's not a joke." "Angela's husband put me up for a-- um, just never mind." "I have no information." "But I'm sure as soon as they know, they'll call you." "Senator Lipton helped me submit my design for a new mural on a building downtown." "Now I'm just waiting to hear from the selection committee." "But, you know, let's be realistic." "There are a ton of great artists in Scranton with way more experience." "I mean, who are they gonna go with-- some nobody like me or a big name like Tracy Fleeb?" "Well, I'm heading out to Cece's dance recital." "Aw." "Hey, Cece, daddy's gonna have dinner with us tonight after he comes to your recital." " Are you excited?" " Yeah." "Let's call him." "Hey." "I was just about to call you." "Hey, hon, are you close?" "I am still in Philly, actually." " What?" " It's insane." "This huge investor got cold feet, so I'm stuck here trying to keep him on board." "Hon, I wish you would have told me an hour ago, when you knew you weren't gonna make it." "Pam, I couldn't get out." "I barely made it out just to make this phone call." " I want daddy." " You're gonna do great." "And you know what?" "Mommy's gonna record it." "So we'll watch it together." " Do you mind doing that, Pam?" " Of course." "Okay." "Are you sure you know how to do video on the phone?" "Yes, Jim, I think I know how to point a rectangle at something." "Okay, okay, you know, just sometimes you're not the best with the phone." "I know how to operate my phone, okay?" "Listen, we're getting close." "We will talk to you later." "Say, "bye, daddy."" " Bye, daddy." " Bye." "Yep." "See, you still got to press "end," Pam." "Press "end."" "Oh, check it out." "This is our first real "like."" " Oh, my gosh." " Oh!" "All right, Alan Olifson from North Dakota." "He also likes hammermill and Georgia Pacific." "Wow." "That guy's really into paper." " Yeah." " Well done, you two." "We did it." " Youth task force forever." " Yes." "Bup, bup, bup, bap." "And then-- oh, wait." " No, you go" " Did I-- is that you?" "You go first, and then it's a left turn." "No, you go-- okay." "All right, all right." " Okay, start over." " Oh, no, no, no, no." "Oh, God." "Andy has just started to be nice to me, and now I've sent his girlfriend into the arms of a younger man." "And I CC'd him on every incriminating memo." ""Pete and Erin, don't hold back." "Our social media presence should be hot, hot, hot." "Go at it vigorously."" "I did everything but unzip their pants for them." "Oh, God, Nellie." "Hey, everybody." "Uh, coffee order is going around-- on me." "Just sign your name below." " You're welcome." " Wait." "This says "Dunder Mifflin Loyalty Pledge"?" "This-- uh, what?" "Double mocha latte, please?" "You got it." "Just sign your name below." " Whatever you want." " "Loyalty Pledge"?" "Come on, Dwight, stop overreacting." "I'm getting all my work done here." "No customers have complained." "Nobody even knows." "Yeah, we'll see about that." "Bust out your complaint files." "I need everything you got on Darryl since he started working for Jim in the last few weeks." "Break it down by keyword, okay?" ""Infuriating, irresponsible"..." "They got us set up with Windows 95, so you're kind of dreaming here." "Okay, I'm gonna need you to print it out." "Customer loyalty, what is it?" "Can you hold it in your hand?" "Can you nudge it with your finger?" "Can you dump it on a woman?" "No." "Why?" "Because it's an idea." "But what does it mean?" "Ooh, it's when you get a free sandwich after you've already eaten ten sandwiches." "Not even close." "Mr. Romanko has been a client for 20 years." "He came in today in a rage." "Why?" "Because of Darryl." "Because Darryl was focusing on outside projects and needs to remember his first priority-- the client." "I wouldn't say a rage." "Mr. Romanko, we were a day late on one of your deliveries, but two of our trucks were down for repairs." "It's very unlikely it would happen again." "Thank you." "Thank you." "No, you're not going anywhere, okay?" "You are angry, and we are gonna hear you out, all right?" "Because business is about relationships, and the key to relationships is what, Darryl?" "L" " Loyalty." " Loyalty." " Loyalty is exactly right." " Thank you." "Yes." "I mean, it is everything." "Let's all ask ourselves, have we been faithful in our relationships?" "That's none of your damn business." "Darryl is "dating" Dunder Mifflin." "Darryl is dating Val... still." "But he's flirting with Jim's company on the side." "And we all know what flirting can lead to." "I'm sorry." " Do I still need to be here?" " Yes." "I'm still having a bit of trouble understanding the importance of loyalty." "So let's-- let's use an example." "Take Erin." "Erin's boyfriend, Andy, is away across the ocean." " Yeah." " So is it all right for her to flirt with Creed, for example?" "Let's try it out." "No, let's-- let's-- let's not say Creed." "Let's say Mr. X." "Well, I think it would be immoral for Erin to cheat on Andy." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Didn't you cheat on Andy?" "Yes." "And he didn't like it." "Does Mr. X know that Erin has a boyfriend, or did Erin keep that from Mr. X?" "Okay, this is really hard to follow." "Can we just say Pete because that's the guy that Erin's flirting with?" "Ladies and gentlemen, the Little Ladybug Ballerinas." "One, two, three." "Really?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "Sorry." "One, two, three." "Hello?" "Yes, this is Pam Halpert." "I got the mural?" "Oh, my God!" "Shh!" "Um, I'm sorry." "I have to go." "My daughter's a ladybug." "I know that doesn't make any sense." "Um, thank you, thank you." "You're very rude." " Yes, very rude." " Shh!" "Kids are dancing." "Thank you so much for coming." "Darryl and I will be here to serve you for years and years and years and years." "So should we go call Jim and go tell him to go screw himself?" "Dwight, look," "I'm sorry you're having a hard time with this, okay?" "Athlead is my future." "No disrespect to Dunder Mifflin, but if I can have fun at work, I want that." "It can't be more fun than selling paper and paper products." "It can." "Are you pretending to be crazy, huh?" "Well, Andy's cute, but he's too vanilla, whereas Pete-- he's just one sick dude." "I mean, you know this guy likes to get weird." "I'm just gonna say this one more time." "Pete and I haven't done anything." " It's true." " Yeah, right." "With slammin' bods like that, they ain't playing checkers." "People, it's 2013." "Erin is a strong, independent woman." "Who says she has to end up with any man?" "Okay, can everyone please stop speaking for me?" "Andy is my boyfriend." "Pete and I are just friends." "And that's the end of it." "Right, Pete?" "That is correct." "Come on, guys, where is this even coming from?" "Your feelings for Erin?" "Probably your heart... and a little bit your penis." "Nellie, you have to shut down youth task force." "I'm not sure if you need to start a new task force to do that, but please just do whatever it takes." "I suppose that will-- that will be all right, yeah." "Most relationships eventually die on their own, but sometimes they just need a little pillow over the face." "You're welcome, Andy." "And you're welcome, my own ass." "Listen, I appreciate you taking the time with me." "Peter, please, we completely understand your concerns here." "Let us just show you the latest projections." "Jim?" "Uh, Wade actually has those on the road, but he's gonna be calling in with those numbers any second." "So just hold on one s" "Oh, actually... uh, nope." "That is my wife." "Again, he'll be calling in any second." "Hey, uh, give me a call back when you get a chance." "Cece did great, and I want to tell you something." "Hey, boss, you gotta jump on a delivery." " I don't do that anymore." " That's what they told me." "All right, let's get this over with." "You looking for fun?" "It just found you!" "Whoo!" "Here we go!" "Yeah!" "Yes, we will be delivering a shipment of paper today." "But I will also be delivering you a big shipment of Fun!" "♪ Tonight ♪" "How far is this place?" "Uh, not far at all, but I thought along the way, we could play some sports." "Fun." "Hey, really nice job in that meeting in there." "Oh, thank you." "I don't know." "I sort of thought I" "So proud of you, hon." "Oh, I don't know." "Okay." "I'm just curious, though-- what do you have against Pete and Erin?" "Well, Andy wrote me a really nice recommendation letter for the adoption agency, and I-I just sort of felt I owed him one." "Pete's a pretty cool guy, though, and Andy was a terrible lover to Erin." "He basically ignored her and left on a boat." "I didn't really think about it like that." "Yeah, well... not everybody has what we have." " "What we have"?" " Mm-hmm." "I just remembered..." "I kissed that man." "Oh, no." "Oh, no." "Yes." "Fast food." "I'll take a burger over a gross Philly cheesesteak any day." "They have fast food in Philly." " Not like this." " Exactly like this." "And your milkshake." " Thank you." " It's 30 degrees out." "You're drinking a milkshake?" "Nope." "Fire in the hole!" "Oh, yeah!" "Now, that's what working at a paper company's all about!" "Wait." "What are you doing?" "No, I need the k-- we have to go." "You just threw a milkshake in a restaurant where they make minimum wage." "It's a YouTube thing." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Come on, they're coming." "Anyone want to see the video from Cece's recital?" "Oh, I would love to, but I am swamped... with that." "I'll watch it." "Let's get this over with." "All right, you don't have to." "Let's get this over with, Pam." "Okay." " Oh." " Wait." "What?" "Excuse me." "Sorry." "I'm in a rush to get back to work." "Oh, no." "I took a phone call in the middle of taping, and then when I went to turn it back on," "I must have turned it off." "User error." "I heard it happened to other people." "Oscar, don't rub it in." "I'm sure Pam is already kicking herself for choosing a phone call over her child." "Well, it was an important phone call." "I haven't told anyone here about the mural yet." "I want Jim to be the first to know." "Whenever I tell him good news, he's always like, "Beesly!"" "I love that." "Only thing better than getting the job" ""Beesly!"" " Hey." " Hello, Peter." "It barely even feels like a prank anymore." "You missed a spot." "Fire in the hole!" "Go, go, go, go!" "Ha ha!" "Yeah, joke's on you, buddy!" "They make you come back and clean it up!" "I am sorry that that was so awkward for you two in that meeting." "But I am going to have to reassemble the youth task force." "Oh, no, I really don't think that's a good idea." "Well, that is not your call." "I made the decision." "You have no choice in the matter, and everybody knows it." "Well, okay, then." "I guess we don't have a choice." "Nope." " Yeah." " Yeah." "Lady... you never stop surprising me." "What?" "What was that?" "Did I just hear you laughing with glee?" "No." "I was clearing my throat." " Good night." " Night." " Night." " Night, Creed." " Hey." " Hey." "So how's it going?" "We lost Bridgeport Capital." "I have no idea what happened." "It's like everything I did, he just wouldn't go for it." "I'm so sorry." "I have no idea where we're gonna come up with this money, and we have to work insanely hard over the next few weeks." "Oh." "I'm sorry." "I feel like you've already been working insanely hard." "Can you figure out how to upload Cece's dance recital?" "I definitely could use a pick-me-up." "Um, actually, funny story-- I didn't get it." "I shouldn't have been so cocky about my rectangle-holding skills after all." "You're not serious, are you?" "You didn't get any of the recital?" "No, I got the teacher introducing them and then the applause afterwards." "But not so much of the middle part." "Come on, Pam." "Pam, I asked you if you could use the phone, and you swore that you knew how." "Yeah, okay, I'm sorry." "I'm sure we can get a copy." "A lot of people were taping it." "Oh, great." "So we'll see somebody else's kid with Cece in the background?" "I mean, it's really not that hard to film a video." "Is there-- um... you want to ease up a little bit?" "Look, Pam, I don't know what to tell you." "I mean, what do I do?" "It's gone." "That moment's just gone." "I missed it." "I don't know, Jim-- maybe you should have been there." "You're not serious, right?" "I mean, how is that fair?" "I'm in Philly." "These are my days in Philly." "You've agreed to this." "You know what?" "I don't think you want to start a conversation with me about what's fair, okay?" "This is way more intense than I ever" "Pam, I'm not explaining this to you" "Pam, I'm not going over this again." " I don't know how else" " Jim, we-- we need you." "I don't know how else to tell you, okay?" "I'm doing everything I can every week" " to bring home something..." " I am" " I am- ...for our fam" " I am trying to make everything perfect here, okay?" "So that you can have everything that you want." "I'm doing this just for me?" "Is that what I'm doing?" "I'm doing it just for me." "If that's what you think, then this is a really sad night." "But you know what?" "I got to go." " Okay?" " Yep." "We'll talk tomorrow?" "Yep." "I'll talk to you tomorrow." "All right." "Great." "I'll talk to you tomorrow." "Bye." "Hey, you okay?" "What am I doing wrong, Brian?" "Nothing." "You're doing the best you can." "Brian." "Give her a minute." "Give her a minute." "Hey, it's just a tough situation, all right?" "It's getting tougher." "I just didn't know that it was gonna be this hard." "Yeah." "Let's turn the cameras off." "Seriously, guys." "Enough." "Enough." "Thank you." "Fire in the hole!" "Go, go, go, go!" " I nailed that guy, dude." " Oh, yeah." "And replay." "Thank you." "Fire in the hole!" "Go, go, go, go!" " I nailed that guy, dude." " Oh, yeah." "I'm gonna miss the paper business."

"..the level of the Seine has reached an exeptional height" "Thousands of Parisians who live at the banks of the Seine" "..have been obliged to leave their lodgings." "In order to go round the city" "It was necessary to borrow a boat or used footbridges made of wood constructed by the parisans themselves" "The Tour Eiffel had her feet in water." "It was necessary to take refuge on the hill of Montmatre in order to have a chance to keep dry" "Great!" "The film begins!" "Emile" "Emile, I am here!" "Give it to me I'll carry it." "Thanks." "Emile, I regret only one thing." "Yes, indeed, and that is?" "That it took you two years to invite me." " I was afraid that you would refuse." " That's a shame, Emile!" "If I had know we would not have lost so much time." "It has no longer any importance." "Let the past be the past, the future belongs to us." "Nothing will ever separate us." "Emile!" "Let the show begin!" "You want to fight?" "On your guard!" "Feint to the left, free boots.." "And to the right!" "It's a dragon in Paris!" " I am dreaming!" " It's a nightmare!" "Non!" "Refund!" "It's going to work there you are!" "Sit down!" "We can't see." " Pay a little attention!" " Hey!" " He coughs." " Good morning, Raoul!" "Morning, Maud." "What did you do to make yourself so pretty?" "Really good the purpur costume." "Thanks." "It's violet." "Which borders on purpur." " Is Emile there?" " Yes, yes" "That's true, it's violet." "Oh, the new film of melies!" "Emile is going to be very happy." "Hey, Emile!" " Morning, Raoul!" " Catch!" "It's very embarassing." "Hey!" "Go on, hurry up!" "I am not looking." "I can't see anything!" "It's good, you can come." "Where are you going?" "To buy a leather pants." "Of course, Yes." "No, a belt for my projector." "Why not the braces in which you are wearing!" "Why the braces?" "Belt, braces..." "Let's forget it." "Can I send you?" "It's on my way." "Catherine is there." "Catherine!" "Come back here!" "Can you stop it?" "Please!" "Hmmmm..." "I think I will see you soon" " After the projection?" " Yes!" "Yes, yes, I will be there" "You know, Maud..." "I asked myself..." "If you would like... maybe whether that would be possible... that you..." "Of course, with pleasure." "With pleasure?" "Yes, I am going to put away the reel in the booth." "Yes, okay... yes, of course, the reel!" "In the booth... thanks, Maud." "Is there anything else?" "Yes." "There you are..." "I was saying maybe... maybe..." "Emile!" "Hey, my dear!" "Let's move, I have work!" "You can count the flowers later." "Let's go, come on now goodbye..." "Thanks a lot, Raoul!" "Don't mention it!" "Thanks for...?" " I spoke to her, You have spoilt everything." " That's it!" "You have finally made arrangement to meet her!" "Yes." "No..." "It's so difficult." "No!" "You invite her, she faints." "She said yes, .." "You faint, that's it." "Isn't that classy?" "It isn't that simple." "When I see Maud, I am speechless, I stammer." "Write her a letter!" "Babble in it." "A letter?" "It's a good idea." "An idea of a genius!" "It's from me!" "I can help you, I am an expert." "But are you a romantique?" "Is it...?" "You are adorable!" "Me?" "Romantique?" "You don't know what they are saying?" "When Raoul tumbles, the chicken warble." "That's good..." "It rhyms!" "Rhyms!" "This is pure poetry." "Madame Omelette, not dribbling badly?" "We are not going to fall out with you, my dear!" "He is in form... where are my eggs?" "I have seen you drive..." "I prefer that you deliver them in the original packing" "Fantastic...!" "That should do?" "It's because of the feathers." "Atch...!" "I am allergic." "Atchoo!" "Hey!" "Young idiot!" "You drive..." "You are driving a bit too fast." "Since Catherine has been running on sunflower oil... she is working great!" "Speaking of hair..." "Your coat, it pricks, It is is rough!" "It looks like straw." "Straw?" "You wish!" "At all expense that I paid for it!" "Non, Emile." "It's is authentique, at 100%..." "Atchoo!" "Really." "Paris flooded, flood of the century!" "The popularity of the prefect.." "Is falling as much.." "As the Seine is rising." "Children, children..." "Oh no... he sneezes." "Birds of misfortune!" " Thanks, Raoul." " Don't mention it!" "See you later!" "You could pay attention!" "A second-hand belt very new.." "For your projector." "Anything else?" "Maybe..." " a small jewel, isn't it?" " Yes, wonderful." " Isn't that something?" " Excellent question." "That... that's the future!" "No that!" "It's made of hay?" "No." "Let us return to the future." "With that, end to all the aches." "We take care of the bony machinery, that's the future." "No effort but only comfort." "How does that work?" "How does that work?" "Démonstration." "Good." " Have a nice day!" " Yes, thanks." "See you!" "My camera!" "How wonderful!" "It's incredible!" "Hey!" "That's my camera!" "Why is he taking it?" "Thief!" "Thief!" "Oh yes..." "That's a small adjustment..." "My caméra!" "No..." "It is not suppose to do that!" "Bang, cry But that's great!" "Yesterday, it worked." "Why is it doing that... good..." "If I press hard..." "Attention!" "2!" " That, Was what it was supposed to do?" " Thanks!" "You have saved my life!" " Oh yes?" " Yes!" "Look!" "That's how it it was supposed to do." "Now that everything is working, let's go." "I don't know, I wouldn't want to be late." "Just a short ride." "He retches." " Waouh!" " You are going to adore him one hell of a personality a visonary like myself" "But he keeps his exeriences from me... that's probably." "Professor!" "More than probable." ""I am in New York for a conference."" ""Leave the compost in front of the door." "Charles will take care of everything."" "Charles?" "Charles!" "Charles, come!" ""Charles, botanical assistant."" "Delighted." "Emile, Charles." "Charles, Emile." "I bring it in all the same." "It should not get wet." ""Leave the compost alone, certainly do not touch anything." "Thank you and good day."" "Agree..." "I have understood." "The professor knows you well." "Waouh!" "Great!" "This is the way We handle the compost." "By the horns!" "The compost by the horns." "Have you not understood?" "You are a monkey..." "Let's check around." "Don't touch anything." "Why aren't you filming?" "In the jungle with Raoul, explorer" "You believe I am allowed?" "You are too..." "of course, film!" "Go ahead!" "Good, now, It looks like I will be..." "I will call myself, Jeff." "With my loyal Charley, .." "We are going to save the princess." "Let's move on cautiously." "Hey look, the monster!" "What sort of tree is that?" "That, Emile, is a extremus gigantus circus..." "Brocolus." "It is a séquoia." "Ouais, If you like but It's more common than the name." "Oh my God!" "It is the..." "It's the laboratory!" "Emile!" "Emile!" "Come and film it!" "That's great!" ""Don't touch it"." "Let's see what it does." " It is writen there "Do not touch"." " Don't worry!" "Oui, agree." "Finally..." "What is that?" ""Spray-tunnel"." "Not bad." "For a more harmonius voice." "It's incredible!" "It's effective." "You could be made an opera singer." "What is it that we have here?" "Super fertilizer!" "Unstable." "In that case, I need... a small grain." "One or two 'psst' and we wait... we wait, it's settling... we wait, it's settling..." "It's a fraud." " Maybe it's necessary to water it." " Good idea." "I am very disappointed." "You, trash-can!" "Good, Is it that he has invented something which requires a blow?" "Waouh!" "Have you filmed that?" "It's in the box!" "That sunflower could produce tons of oil!" "The grain that can reduce your budget for petrol." "Emile, That's what we call luck!" "Emile!" "Raoul!" "Raoul!" "Where are you?" "Raoul!" "Without my cloak, I cannot come out." "Emile, I am here!" "Everything's fine." "Good, all the better." "Charles!" "Where is Charles?" "Charles?" ""Look up"!" "Charles!" "He's alright, you are alright, I am alright, the plants are okay." "Everything's fine." "I beleive we cannot wait any more." "Good morning to you, it'as a pleasure!" "It's over." "Haven't you seen strange happenings inside?" "Strange happenings?" "Apart from the Opera monkey, .." "A sunflower of 150 m, and the test tubes which explode?" "Non." "Nothing extraordinary." "You din't see the creature.." "With the red eyes, 4 arms and pick-axes on the body" "Emile, you go too often to the cinema!" "You think so?" "Yes, my lad." "Storm the Bastille... ..We certainly love Nini Skin of a dog!" "It's the first time that I see that a terrible winter!" "But I never complain." "I have certainly been lucky." "You have spoken to Lucille about my songs?" " Yes, Off with you!" " It's good, I am going." "Water, sometimes, it overflows." "Whom are they taking me for?" "Moses?" "They are expecting a miracle?" "No, but they are wishing for more boats..." "The shelters and the blankets." "It's absurd!" "It is necessary to creat a diversion." "Yes, Let's create the deviation." "No, the diversions." "As to entertain, to amuse." "Get them out of the swamp." "Drag them out of the the basin." "It is necessary to clean them out, get rid of them, drop anchor." "It is necessary to make appeal to their imagination." " What do you mean?" " I know nothing." "Lets find something which has gallantry, which sparkles." "Excuse me!" "Give me that!" " Beat it!" " Is there a dead man here!" "M. Prefect, M. Superintendant, Everything's going on fine?" "Absolutely, Dear Carlotta." " Please yourself." " Perfection is not far away." " Far away?" " In order that my happiness be complete, .." "It would be sufficient that your niece delicious and adorable, .." "Accepts that invitation." "M. Prefect, what honour!" "She will accept with joy" "Oh, precisely, there she is!" "♪ She gets up from her bed ♪ ♪ So very sure of herself. ♪" "♪ The Seine, The Seine, The Seine. ♪" "♪ So pretty ♪ ♪ She bewitches me. ♪" "♪ The Seine, the Seine, the Seine. ♪" "♪ Extra clear. ♪" "♪ The moon is sure. ♪" "♪ The Seine, the Seine. ♪" "♪ The Seine!" "♪" "♪ You are not drunk. ♪" "♪ Paris is under. ♪" "♪ The Seine, the Seine, the Seine. ♪" "♪ I don't know. ♪" "♪ Do not, do not know why. ♪" "♪ We love one another like that. ♪" "♪ The Seine and I. ♪" "♪ I know not, know not ♪ ♪ know not why. ♪" "♪ We love one another like that ♪ ♪ The Seine and I. ♪" "♪ I know not, know not. ♪" "♪ Know not why. ♪" "♪ We love one another like that. ♪" "♪ The Seine and I. ♪" "♪ We love one another like that. ♪" "♪ The Seine and I. ♪" "That does not interest me." "No one should stay alone." "This is one very appreciated Prefect." "He has the power." "He is pedantic." " He has the 'legion of honneur'." " And the troubles." "He is respected." "He has beautiful hair." "He defintely puts on 'Eau de Cologne'." "He is seductive." "I don't like him." "I don't like him?" "Not any more, but you are going to accept.." "And he finishes by you liking him." "Show me the beautiful smile which you are going to give him." "Come, a small effort." "Oh, fantastic!" "A fine voice." " A fine looking girl." " Don't let that bother you!" " You are not going be jealouse?" " Oh, dash it!" "What?" "Oh, I take care of it, my dear." "What happens?" " Something touch me." " Don't be worry." "It is not the small creature who is going to eat the big one." "What is it now?" "No!" "Let go of me!" "Quickly, run!" "Run!" "Oh, horrible, at least two meters in height!" "The claws hooked, Teeth of steel." "Horrible!" "Of course." "Sign here." "It is as in the portrait?" " But..." " It is an artist!" "Come on, think..." "What is it that could rhyme with blazing action?" "Me!" "Enter!" "Paté!" "What is the meaning of this behaviour?" "It's for the program to question the shape." "I will be directing the cycling brigade." "Very becoming indeed." "Anything new?" "It's only a hypothesis but..." "Here, The shop-window has been pulverized." "Here, It is the place where the children have been traumatized." "And there, the horse kicked in the lingerie boutique." "You see where I am heading to?" "To be honest, no." "There is a methodical way.." "Which leads us..." " here." " And?" "I would love to have the authority to conduct a thorough enquiry." "Conduct, conduct!" "Enquire thoroughly!" "That the population will know that we are men of action" " Thank you, Monsieur." " If you please." "Don't go so fast all the same." "The faster you are aware the better it will be." "This is a disaster!" "You are going to meet a disaster." "Me, I see an opportunity." "Just figure that it is when the people are afraid.." "That you have need for protection." "That they need a man whom they can count on..." "A man in whom they have confidence." "A saviour!" "A hero!" "In other words, they need... me." "Give your best smile!" "Salute them for me." "No, don't say anything to them!" "At least they speak of me..." "agree." "Let me look at you." "You are perfect!" "What is that?" ""A strange creature has been sighted in Paris."" "That is all we needed" ""The creature measure 2 meters 10, It is extremely hairy." ""His eyes are red." ""We call all our fellow citizens.." ""Not to leave their houses alone, in the night." Great!" ""Be prudent and do not give way to panic."" "Raoul, you are frightening me!" "What are you doing her?" "I am doing my work, I deliver!" " Nothing is broken?" " Erything's okay." "The champagne!" "Not you, Idiot!" " I am now absolutely dirty!" " Don't act out your role as the famous opera singer." "A bit of mud that's nothing." "Stop, It's going to be worse!" "Because of you, I need to go and change!" "Thank goodness!" "Brown, that has never been your colour." "Raoul, the king of fashion!" "He is hooked to his cloak of straw" " It is not of straw!" " Nothing has changed!" "You always have the brain of a sparrow." "You, You are also always..." "You!" "What rhectoric!" ""Rhectoric"!" "I know these learned words..." "Look as I am rhectoric!" "What an idiot!" "I still fall on my own backside" "I am the princess who sings like a frog." "I have understood..." " what?" " You are jealous." " Me, jealous?" " Jealous of my success." " Listen, my dear." " I am not your dear." "My dear, don't be worry because of me." "Ladies adore me, Men envy me." "Men would like to be loved by women... who adore me and the women loved... be at the place of men who loved me..." "I am appreciated and inventive." "You?" "Inventive?" "For your trashcan on wheels?" "I forbid you... to get Catherine involved." "Come and see my performance." "It is appreciated and inventive." "Oh, damn it..." "We don't accept old fashion trash." "Oh, that hurts!" "Pardon, Majesty!" "I didn't know you need the 'Legion of honour'!" "You, Yes." "You will never set foot here.." "If you ever wear that medal on the botton-hole." "That will be classy on the hay!" "It is not..." "It is not of hay!" "If you wear the 'Legion of Honour', the best table will be yours." "And there will be free flow of champayne." "Compliment of the house!" "Albert!" "Can you return the champayne?" "I am in the cabin!" " Straight away!" " It's okay, I am going." "What a pest!" "A monster in Paris!" "The population trembles!" "I take it" "Thanks!" "Hmmmm..." "How is it going, up there?" "I am almost there!" "Search the hidden recesses." "Let us see what is there." "Search carefully!" "Search everywhere!" "What is that?" "Interesting..." "Oh my God...!" "It is a nightmare!" "It is there!" "Emile, I have lost all my clients!" "What is that?" "That is the monster." "The mooter which we have created." "Our tiny monster." "It has your eyes and the hair on my legs." " What are we going to do?" " Be calm!" "We haven't done anything." "Nobody knows." "Nobody has seen us!" "Sorry to interrupt the meeting." "But I believe it is time to move to the next scene." "The scene of interrogation!" "Allow me, dear Lucille.." "I give you my humble opinion." "Humanity is divided into two categories." "An anonymous mass, without destiny, without scope.." "Who live their lives like the cockroaches" "And the others, in the state of the art, the nectar, .." "Which holds us together." "Like you and me." "That's very gracious of you, Monsieur Prefect, but... but I am only a songtress Don't be so modest." "Allow me to proceed to the opening of the railway." "They only speak of that in Paris." "It would be an honor to celebrate the beginning of a new era.." "With your presence at my side." "You are not only a songtress but a star." "A star that is much more brilliant than the others." "You light up the road leading to a bright future." "For you..." "For me." "For both of us." "I am honestly very flattered." "But is it not a bit early to talk of us by saying..." " both of us?" " Excuse me." " Yes, Paté?" " Permit me to disturb you.." "Because I have some important news." "Yes?" "With regard to the monster, .." "I have 3 suspects." "Before the explosion, if we look attentively, .." "Just here, we will notice at the black point there is flea.." "Coming from the coat of the monkey." "I guess.." "That the mixture of the potions.." ".Has tranformed the flea... into a monster." "Bravo, Paté!" "Bravo!" "A giant flea!" "I couldn't dream better." "There you are, a challenge worthy of my loftiness!" "Please..." "I don't want to go to prison." "It is not a good district for delivery." "Arrest the monkey." "To prison?" "Who is talking of putting you in prison?" "You are the hero!" "Heroes do not go.." " To prison!" " They are guilty!" "Of what?" "Allow me to prove to my compatriots.." "That they may put their confidence in me?" "Non." "Why put them in prison?" "They deserve to be compensated, celebrated, glorifiéd." "Decorated!" "Take." " Choose." " By the way..." "You wouldn't have a 'legion of honour'?" "When I have my opera top hat I retreat to my hammock." "I sleep until Easter And I awake at Easter." "But in the following year." "And?" "Good... fine, thanks, Albert." "Listen, Can I speak frankly with you?" "Wait." "Listen to her." "To our patrons, I say no.." "Albert!" "It is not your songs that cause problems" "Then what?" "My friens tell me that I have talent!" "I need a helping hand." "Yes, or you change your friends." "I have to get along, You will tell me later." " Tell you what?" " Your meeting with the Prefect!" "Oh that..." "Agree." "Good..." "How exciting it is!" " Come on!" "Albert, thanks." " I have understood!" "I am very original.." "For the house." "It is exactly that." " I am a precursor." " There we are." " A genious!" "Sad for you." " Of course... too bad." "She is jealous!" "She is blocked on her tiny refrains." "Me, I explore new ways." "Which frightens her." "Inevitably!" "Talent, that creates fear." "Is there someone?" "Lucille, Open!" "It's me, Albert!" "Open the door!" "Albert!" "Oh, my God!" "Monsieur, is everything alright?" "Have I hurt you?" "I am sincerely sorry." "Let me see." "No!" "Let me go!" "It's a nightmare, I am going to wake up." "I am going to wake up." "I am going to wake up!" "Drops of water fall in rhythm." "♪ I hide my light. ♪" "♪ Underneath the black cloak. ♪" "♪ That red scarf ♪ ♪ that hat. ♪" "♪ I hide my heart. ♪" "♪ Underneath my shell. ♪" "♪ I have too much fear ♪ ♪ which never grow weary. ♪" "♪ They never break. ♪" "♪ I read in the papers. ♪" "♪ Written in capital letters. ♪" "♪ A monster in paris. ♪" "♪ I am different. ♪" "♪ I am different. ♪" "♪ I have apparently appeared. ♪" "♪ In Paris. ♪" "♪ At midnight. ♪" "♪ A monster in Paris. ♪" "♪ I hide my pain. ♪" "♪ With these melodies. ♪" "♪ On some notes ♪ ♪ which save my life. ♪" "♪ I hide my hopes. ♪" "♪ I conceal them. ♪" "♪ I have too much fear ♪ ♪ that does not take wings. ♪" "♪ Because I am. ♪" "♪ A monster in Paris. ♪" "♪ A monster in Paris. ♪" "♪ A monster. ♪" "♪ In Paris. ♪" "You..." "Do you have a name?" "You like it..." "Francoeur?" "It is good?" "It's beautiful, Francoeur." "Follow me... don't move!" "Wait... here you are!" "I am almost done, a little bit of patience." "I'll come back." "What now..." "That thing...?" "No, not that!" "That should be good!" "Or not... or not." "Does that pleases you?" "Too excentric!" "Did I find it!" "Don't move." "One second..." "I am almost done." "Look at yourself." "You are magnificent!" "Your arms, Francoeur." "Put that on." "There you are!" "The police will not run the the risk of recognising you." "Now, excuse me, It is my turn!" "Is it alright?" "That is called a guitar." "It is not easy to play." "Shh!" "It is me, my dear!" " A surprise at the entrance!" " I am coming.." "Immediately." "Certainly make no noise!" "I don't have much time." " I am delighted!" " Good evening." "Look!" "Look... whistle, whistle, mocking blackbird!" "What are you doing there?" "We don not want to miss your "show"." "Emile, how do I look.." "In your bouton-hole?" "A Legion of Honour." "It's incredible!" "What coincidence!" "I have exactly the same!" "Where have you stolen that?" "We didn't steal them." "The Prefect handed them to us." " Really?" " Do you hear a voice?" ""If you carry the Legion of Honour, the best table will be yours."" "Does that mean nothing to you?" " Albert!" " What?" "Place them at our best table" "Why me?" "Nice show." "If you are capable of appreciating..." " Bye!" " You know each other?" "Oh, yes..." "Well, yes." "What is it that irritates me!" " What is it you..." " My dear!" "A wonder!" "I am going to explain to you." "The genius can never make himself clear." "I have never been so moved." " Where did you find him?" " He has... seen the light." "He is going to harmonize perfectly with your voice." "I inform the musicians." " It's exciting!" " I never..." "This evening is going to be historical!" "In "No noise", .." ".It is "not" or "noise" that you have not understood?" "Thank you so very much, That's nice, my good fellow." " Yes, that's it." " Emile!" "Put yourself at ease!" "Take off the vest!" "Okay, agree..." "What is that?" ""Dear Maud"!" " Give me that!" " You have follow my advice." "And you have said nothing to me!" "Hand me that!" " I would love... a rendez-vous!" " Hand me that!" "Where is that?" "I don't know." "Giveit back!" "Hey, hop pop!" "Give me that or I will tell that you are in love with Lucille!" "Never mind what!" "Me?" "With that girl?" "How can you made such an idiotic comment!" " Because it is evident." " Evident yourself!" "Ladies and gentlemen..." "I present you..." "Francoeur!" "Don't stay there!" "All alone..." " Francoeur, move!" " Lucille!" "The angel of Montmartre!" "Good evening!" "Welcome to the 'Rare Bird'!" "I thank you for having come to our place." "We are... happy to welcome a very talented artist." "A master with the guitar who has come... from very very far away..." "Here is the immensely talented monsieur Francoeur!" "Go on!" "Get back.." "To the musicians." "That should do it." "Hey" "Now what... 3, 4..." "♪ She gets up from bed. ♪" "♪ Thoroughly sure of herself. ♪" "♪ The Seine, the Seine, the Seine ♪" "♪ Such a beauty. ♪" "♪ She bewitches me. ♪" "♪ The Seine, the Seine, the Seine ♪" "♪ Extra bright. ♪" "♪ The moon is sure. ♪" "♪ The Seine, the Seine, the Seine. ♪" "♪ You are not drunk. ♪" "♪ Paris is under. ♪" "♪ The Seine, the Seine, the Seine. ♪" "♪ I do not know, not know. ♪" "♪ Not know why. ♪" "♪ We love one another like that. ♪" "♪ The Seine and I. ♪" "♪ I do not know, not know. ♪" "♪ Not know why. ♪" "♪ We love one another like that. ♪" "♪ The Seine and I. ♪" "♪ More Lucille. ♪" "♪ When you are certain. ♪" "♪ The Seine, the Seine, the Seine. ♪" "♪ Extravagant. ♪" "♪ When the angel is sure. ♪" "♪ The scene, the scene, the scene. ♪" "♪ I do not know, not know. ♪" "♪ Not know why. ♪" "♪ We love one another like that. ♪" "♪ The Seine and I. ♪" "♪ JI do not know. ♪" "♪ Not know. ♪" "♪ Not know why. ♪" "♪ We love one another like that. ♪" "♪ The Seine and I. ♪" "♪ On the bridge of the arts. ♪" "♪ My body sway. ♪" "♪ Between two waters ♪ ♪ The air is go good. ♪" "♪ The air is so pure. ♪" "♪ I breath . ♪" "♪ Our reflection perching on the bridge. ♪" "♪ We love one another like that. ♪" "♪ The Sein and I. ♪" "♪ We love one another like that ♪ ♪ The Seine and I. ♪" "♪ We love one another like that ♪ ♪ The Seine and I. ♪" "♪ We love one another like that ♪ ♪ The Seine and I. ♪" "Oh, the mediocre artists!" "Wou!" "Wou hou!" "Come!" "Okay." " You have been fabulous." " Such a success, Something to drink to." "Oh, the feathers!" "Atchou!" "Atchoum!" "Oh, I am..." "I am allergic..." "That is soaked but you, you..." "You are drunk!" "Lucille, I wanted to tell you..." "When you sing the high notes, it's sharp." "When you sing the low notes, It's grave." "And you see..." "It is not serious..." " Together, It is..." " Magic." "Yes, I was going to say that." "And you!" "You are..." "Enormous!" "That was very beautiful, Miss Lucille." " Thank you." " Monsieur." "That hurts!" " Shh!" " What do you mean, shh?" "It is the monster!" "It is the monster." "This is not a monster." "What would you do as witness?" "The people panic, they are saying no matter what." "Francoeur is a giant flea, he is harmless." "Look at him!" "And his voice..." "Have you already heard such a beautiful voice?" " Yes, once." " Yes, a botanist." "My dear!" "On stage in 2 minutes!" "Yes, Auntie, I am coming!" "Very well, don't delay too long." "He seems to be very nice.." "For a monster." "Yes..." "Look, this is what we are going to do..." "We will present him to the Prefect tomorrow during the press conference." "Which conférence?" "I am going to pulverize .." "That monster!" "Crush him, reduce him to naught!" "That he may return to hell!" "Monsieur Prefect!" "How do you propose to do that?" "How?" "With water!" "Fleas cannot survive in water." "At this moment, As on purpose, by chance... there is plenty of water in Paris." "Look, that is why I have drained the water." "Because water is my weapon of choice." "I am going to capture that beast.." "And I am going to drown him!" "M. Prefect?" "That is a admirable strategy but..." "How to drown him without knowing where to find him?" "Oh, but I am going to find him." "I am going to make use of the conference.." "To announce a reward to anyone.." "Who will give us the information required to find him.." "That is what threatens our peace and our happiness." "Monsieur!" " Yes?" " I have an information." "Excellent news." "If you would care to move on..." "They exit." "But what a sewage rat!" "It is he that I am going to drown!" "We will never be there before the police." "When Raoul is at the wheel, that flies faster than the wind." "Let's go!" " Emile!" " Maud!" " You have been very courageous." " Really?" " That medal proves it well." " It is nothing." " Don't be so modest." " Emile!" "Yes!" "I should be going but..." "For you." " Emile!" " Duty calls!" ""Maud, would you be free for a rendevous with me"!" ""At 3 o'clock, Saturday"!" ""Very gladly, Emile."" "At 3 o'clock, Saturday, but... where will that be?" "Let us go to the Rare Bird!" "Oh, a monkey!" "This is not Noah's arch." "My dear, I am here to save you." " Save me?" " Follow me." "The Prefect!" " The police!" " How is it?" "No!" "Hurry up, enter." "Not a sound, go!" "Yes... what surprise!" " As you say." "Where is he?" " Who?" " The monster!" " Aïe, You are hurting me!" "As much as you have offended me" "I have given you my confidence, you have terribly disappointed me." "I dare to hope that he can have enough of honesty.." "And the frankness between us." "Where is it?" " Of whom are you speaking of?" " I know where it is." "Follow me." "First of all, you will excuse me without proof." "Finally, you are violating my property!" "If you enter into my dressing room, .." "Find another songstress for the the opening." "Take it as done." "There is nothing!" "We have Search everywhere." "In vain." " In vain?" " I have already told you." "Very well..." "I am confused, I don't know what to believe any more." " Thanks." " But why?" "For trying to get rid.." "Our streets.." "From, this terrible danger.." "Whatever it may cost you." "I swear to you it was here!" "I heard it." "Arrest that man." " What am I accused of?" " Of what?" "Lying to the police force, false and the usage of false... malice et diffamation." "Shall I conntinue or is that sufficient?" "Cart him off." "Halt to the police brutality!" " I am mortified." " There is no necessity." "You are thinking of doing the right thing." "I understood that you refused to sing for the opening" "I sing in order to assure you of my support.." "And you proved my admiration for what you have accomplished." "I thank you, mademoiselle." " Happy end to the day, Lucille." " It hasn't been so bad." "Francoeur!" "Raoul!" "The way is clear!" "You can come out!" "Oh!" "Francoeur!" "You were hidden there!" "Bravo!" "What talent from an actress!" "Hide him in my cabine." "No one will climb up." "When they search, they find." "That is not the solution." " Rather take that!" " Atchou!" "The feathers!" "If only we could reduce it to the original size..." "The smaller one is, the less one will look at you." "According to my experience." "The only thing that could save Francoeur is in New York." "One will just pass him over." "Lucille, it is the matter of high scientific technology." "I am good in delivery Emile is good with the cinecamera." "You, you are an expert in entertainment" " There..." " Precisely!" "I agree, I see..." "Good idea." " Thanks!" " Excuse me!" "Explain to me what you are talking about?" "Ladies and Gentlemen, Paris seen from the sky!" "A experience to take away your breath!" "My dear citizens." "We are gathered today... to honour the marvel of technology." "And that, In spite of problems.." "Which assail us and that monster which is wandering on our streets, .." "Menacing, by his presence, our tranquility and our lives" " Pardon." " Excuse uns." "I am taking advantage of the opening.." "To bring you hope." "And that hope, is me." "I have therefore decided.." "To announce to you with pride.." "And a priceless onfidence.." "That I offer ma candidature to become the mayor of Paris." "Good!" "Good!" "Before buckling down to this colossal task, .." "I have the honour and the pleasure.." "To present to you that which symbolizes the dream and the beauty." "Here now, at my side, .." "The marvellous Lucille!" "Lucille, the angel of Montmartre!" "Lucille!" "♪ The head is in the air, the air. ♪" "♪ In solitary. ♪" "♪ I felt myself so strong. ♪" "♪ So sure of myself on the rooftopss. ♪" "♪ Of Paris. ♪" "♪ On bicycle, I can remember ♪ ♪ I hurtle down the streets. ♪" "♪ I was immortal. ♪" "♪ For you have given me wings. ♪" "♪ For life. ♪" "Understood!" "♪ Paris, do not laugh. ♪" "♪ But I have something to tell you ♪" "♪ It is you who are my father. ♪" "♪ I was born in your arms ♪" "♪ And I have a good heart. ♪" "♪ Like yours. ♪" "♪ Paris, laugh not... ♪" " Monsieur!" " This is not the moment." " Yes but..." " Not now, I tell you." " It is the antidote.." "For the monster." "He was in the home of the professor." "I can see?" "You have not heard my speech?" "I am the antidote." " The broom!" " Okay." "♪ In the train. ♪" "♪ Far from the big Boulevards ♪" "♪ I find you so beautiful. ♪" "♪ Seen from the top. ♪" "Oh, my God, It is the Monster!" "The monster?" "Where?" "It is.." "There high up!" "Oh no!" "Oh, I am frightened!" " Oh, Lucille!" " No, don't shoot!" "You are going to kill my angel!" "Monsieur!" "The antidote!" "Throw it!" "There!" "Look, There the monster!" "It has regain his form of a flea!" " Yes." "Kill it!" " Good-bye!" "The monster is dead." "Long live the heros!" " Yes, bravo!" " And long live.." " Our future mayor!" " Thank you..." " Bravo." " It was nothing..." "Thank you very much!" "Thanks to everyone!" "Thanks a lot!" " Thank you!" " What..." "Monsieur Prefect!" "Yes, what?" "No!" "Paté!" "Open the trap door." "I have been deceived!" " Francoeur!" " Francoeur!" " Go!" " Go quickly!" "Jump!" "Yes!" "No, no!" "Francoeur, save yourself!" "Go!" "Jump!" "Clear!" "Push!" "No!" "What..." "We meet at the bottom!" "What are you waiting for?" "Catch him, go on!" "Hurry up!" " Are you ready?" " Oh no!" "If we don't see the end of this, I'll kill you." "Suits me." " Re-ascend the wagon." " Impossible." "When we closed the doors, we cannot stop it any more." "Can we not raise it?" "Well, very good, I am going to bring it down!" "Let's look for Catherine!" " Raoul." " Oh no..." "Lucille!" "Aren't we waiting for Raoul?" "Get on!" "He will join us." "My bicycle!" "There you are!" "Did you miss me?" "Hey!" "Stop thief, arrest him!" "Give that back to me!" "Toad!" "But..." "Réquisition." "You want to be.." "A bicycle king." "It's ready!" "Go on!" "Pdeal!" "Hey!" "Your ticket, if you please!" "La!" "Arrest that bus!" "Excuse us!" "There you are!" "Climb on!" "Welcome on board!" "Pay attention!" "What?" "Attention!" "Attention!" "Raoul..." "Francoeur, is everything okay?" "No!" "My bonnie!" " We'll put him at the back." " Agree, I open it for you." " They are there!" " Guys, Hurry!" "We should not drag along!" "We move!" "We are swaying!" " Don't move!" " They are there, Raoul!" "Hurry!" " Okay!" " Get moving, go!" "In front, We can see them!" "Charles?" "Go on!" " Don't move any more!" " I'll hold you!" "Identity papers." "You come in the right time!" "Pardon!" "What are you doing?" "Fire!" "Your cloak!" "There is no harm done." "In any case, it was made of hay." "Lead the horse to graze elsewhere!" "Hey!" "Band of crafty ones!" "You think you can escape me?" " Emile!" " Oui?" " Can you unhook that?" " That, there?" " Please." " Okay." "Emile!" "Emile!" "Be careful!" "Hey!" "Paté!" "I need." "A more efficient weapon" "No, je know, There is a better one!" "There is the Seine!" "Let's go to the Seine, Paté!" "I take you but there is no one there." "There will be someone there." "Faster, Paté!" "Just imagine that you are going to win the "Tour de France"!" "I never have the intention to do the tour de France." " It's too tough." " Precisely!" "There are no staging points in the mountains." "Go!" "Pedal, my lad!" "Hey!" "The steering wheel is no longer useful!" "Oh no!" "No, stop!" "My God!" "The devil!" "Don't stay underneath!" "Trucks are arriving!" "Good...!" "Oh, Francoeur!" "It needs help!" "It's not going to be easy." " We are sinking!" " Really?" "Yes..." "Emile!" "Oh, I have an idea!" "Let's go!" "1... 2... 1...2... 1..." " We continue to sink." " Yes, but ahead." "High, low, high... that's it!" "Get us down!" "Get us down!" "I am doing my best." "Do better!" "There you are!" "We are safe and sound and dry!" "Thanks to the fabulous 2, Raoul and..." "Catherine!" "Catherine!" "No!" "No!" "No, no!" "Don't leave me!" "Catherine..." " Oh, Emile!" " Maud!" "What are you doing there?" "The monster..." "I have seen it, it is here!" "Don't be afraid, it is a friend" " the monster?" " Hurry, Roméo!" "I am following you!" "I have come back to look for you" "Wait, I want to remain with you!" "I am not reaching!" "Undoubtedly..." "On can only count on oneself!" "Monsieur..." "I don't have any advice to give you..." "But, we could re-evaluate the situation." "That creature has not harmed anybody." "I care less..." "Why are you using that sort of voice?" " It is because of the Helium." " It is barring my way to the Town Council and I have won!" "I have won!" "Francoeur!" "Francoeur, everything's okay?" "Get to your feet!" "Quickly!" "Push yourself, Lucille!" " Go on, pull!" " Oh, don't tempt me!" "The newspapers.." "Truly say." "There is a monster in Paris and it is in front of me." "Very funny!" "As you wish." "No!" "Oh!" "He got me!" "A man is down!" "That's good, I have nothing!" " Go away!" " Go!" "No!" "Lucille!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" " Raoul!" "Raoul!" " Hold tight, Lucille!" "I am there." " Stop!" " Oh, but of course." "Bouh!" "Oh!" "Emile!" "You are hurt?" "What are you doing?" "Hold on tight!" "I am coming!" "Emile, everything alright." "It is finished." "JI am going to help you." "You know..." "The strong always crashes the weak." "Now, .." "It's enough!" "Can I borrow your umbrella?" "Yes, of course." "I mam almost there, Everthing's fine." "Don't be afraid, Everything's going to be fine." "Don't be afraid, I am here." "Oh no..." "He sneezes" "We are going to die!" "Don't play with that... small guy!" "I am small but I have a big revolver." "That is a pocket gun." "Come, give it to me!" " Don't touch it!" " No!" "Come here, you!" "You like to play the hero?" "Give me the weapon." "Or I drop her into the void." "Alright!" "I hand it to you." "Cry." "Your destiny, is to stay in the shadow." "Mine... is to shine in the light." "Oh, your brooch..." "I have an idea." "But, Hey!" "Place of entertainment!" "Close your eyes!" "No!" "Emile, You have been wonderful!" "Exactly as in my dreams." "In your dreams?" "Francoeur!" "Where are you, where are you?" "I have won!" "I have killed the monster!" "Paris, look at me!" "That is really good!" "I have won!" "I killed it!" "I have killed the monster!" "Monsieur Prefect." "My dear Paté, How are you?" "I have a message from the interior ministry." "Regarding your pschopathic go-getter, .." "You have caused a lot of damage." "As you can see..." "I have similarly risked my life!" "I have succeeded to wipe out the monster." "Tell that to the Ministry." "Of course." "Victor Maynott..." "I am arresting you for the murder of M. Francoeur." "You have lost your mind!" "By force of law as an officer of the royal police, .." "I don't see where your covetousness is leading you." "A fleas has opened my eyes." "You are insane!" "That was a miserable insect." "You made a mistake." "That miserable insect.." "Was more human than the crustacean that you are." " Take him away!" " Quick, on the double!" "♪ All the tears. ♪" "♪ That you see. ♪" "♪ Run down my face. ♪" "♪ They reflect. ♪" "♪ My peaceful history. ♪" "♪ And without anger. ♪" "♪ I am a monster ♪ ♪ Me, Francoeur. ♪" "♪ I don't fear storms any more. ♪" "♪ I sing life ♪ ♪and its happiness. ♪" "♪ Until my last hours. ♪" "♪ O rage. ♪" "♪ Without hope. ♪" "♪ I look at paris. ♪" "♪ And I bet you that one day. ♪" "♪ You will also sing. ♪" "♪ What we call. ♪" "♪ Love. ♪" "♪ That's the end of this poem. ♪" "♪ Fleeting et sensible. ♪" "♪ Wherever I go, you know, Paname. ♪" "♪ I leave with love. ♪" "♪ In the soul. ♪" "Lucille!" "Listen to them, The call for you." "I have no more desire, Raoul." "You will succeed, You are born to sing." "If you do not do it for them, do it for him." "Dalright?" "She agrees." "Lucille, Lucille, Lucille!" "Go on!" "Francoeur?" "It is there!" "♪ Never again ♪ ♪You feel yourself pale. ♪" "♪ If you become another ♪ ♪you remain yourself. ♪" "♪ We have the tendency to embarass ourselves. ♪" "♪ The sensless chains ♪ ♪ the armour and the shield, then. ♪" "♪ A tiny kiss of lovers. ♪" "♪ A tiny kiss of lovers. ♪" "♪ And not only ♪ ♪it suffice to believe. ♪" "♪ To throw oneself into the water, you know ♪ ♪lt's not the sea for drinking. ♪" "Tremendous, go on." "♪ Not more complicated ♪ ♪ than a simple 'good-day'. ♪" "♪ Not more complicated ♪ ♪ then a simple kiss. ♪" "♪ Why not?" "Why not?" "♪" "♪ Why not?" "♪" "♪ It suffices that it last ♪ ♪ that it lasts, that it lasts. ♪" "♪ One day, 2 days, 3 days. ♪" "♪ That it lasts forever!" "♪" "♪ A tiny kiss of lovers. ♪" "♪ A tiny kiss of lovers. ♪" "Come dance with me!" "♪ A tiny kiss of lovers. ♪" "♪ Just a tiny kiss of lovers. ♪" "♪ A tiny kiss of lovers. ♪" "♪ A tiny kiss of lovers ♪" "Emile!" "Look!" "Fantastic!" "Excuse me." "Permit me this dance?" "With pleasure!" "Oh, Monsieur Prefect!" "♪ A tiny kiss of love. ♪" "♪ A tiny kiss of love ♪ ♪ a tiny kiss of lovers. ♪" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Enter!" "Lucille, I have something to tell you." "Since Kindergarten, I have always..." "I have always..." "I wish to tell you..." " Me too, I love you, idiot!" " You what?" " Since the first day." " You stole my toy car." " You are supposed to come and take it back." " Is that true?" " Yes." " But now, you love me?" "She assents." "This is the most beautiful day of my life!" "But one day you will return it to me?" ""A monster in Paris"" "to the patrons, I say no." "To work, I say bye bye." "To my bed..." "Nothing doing!" "That's life!" "Oh yes, that's life!"

"Here, let me do it." "Putyour number in, then your card." "What's your number, Roland?" "Three fifteen." "See how easy it is?" "Engine efficiency?" " Ninety-four percent." " We need more." "How's the back pressure holding?" "What doyou think?" "It's climbing." "Increase the blade inclination." "I said" "The inclination ofthe blade is pi over nine." "We've reached maximum velocity." "No!" "Let it go!" "It will work." "It will destroy itself!" "." "I'm not going to do that." "It's not going to destroy itself." "Come on!" "We're almost there!" "Our equations are wrong." " What happened?" " Nothing." "He pulled the plug." "I'm just protecting the baby-- and fouryears ofwork." "Fouryears that add up to zilch." "Unless we show some progress... they're going to pull the plug on us, Ron." "You should have continued with the test." "Somebody's going to crack Mach 1 5... and I want it to be us." "I won'tjeopardize everything becauseyou two... can't wait to see your name in print." "It's print that gets the money, Ron." "Go down in fames together." "Fine, go ahead." "I'm going to do the math." "Good night, Dr. Keats." "What the hell?" "Roland." "Open the door." "Open the door!" "Roland, I wantyou to listen to me very carefully." "We have to open this door, Roland." "Stop typing!" "Roland!" "Roland, open the door!" "What areyou doing?" "!" "Open the door!" "Roland, hit escape." "Areyou listening?" "(screaming)" "(splat)" "How was the wedding?" "The part where the groom passed out... or the dog bit the drummer?" "Did you catch the bouquet?" "Maybe." "Is that whatyou couldn't talk about over the phone?" "The project everyone says doesn't exist does exist." "The Icarus project?" "The next generation injet engine design." "Capable ofdoubling current supersonic speeds... using halfthe fuel, at least, in theory." "And Ronald Surnow was an aeronautical scientist... who worked on it here at the university." " Yes." " How close are they?" "I'm not sure, but Surnow's the second team scientist... to die in six months." "But how is this an X file?" "Mulder, you don't think... this has anything to do with U.F.O. technology?" "There's something unexplainable, Scully... but it's not unidentifiable." " Keats?" " There." "Dr. Keats?" "We're with the F.B.I." "I'm Agent Mulder." "This is Agent Scully." "We understand you discovered Dr. Surnow this morning." "What was left ofhim." "How doyou suppose he became trapped in the wind tunnel?" "Someone must have shut him in." "By computer?" "We've already been through this with the police." "Another member ofyour team died recently... isn't that correct?" "Yes." "Arthur Grable." "He was killed in an automobile accident in November." "I'm Frank Nollette." "I'm also on the project." "Areyou certain it was an accident?" "What areyou driving at?" "Yourwork seems to be... a perfect target for industrial espionage." "Who wrote this?" "Ron was working on it when I left." "The handwriting here... doesn't match other handwriting on the board." "It isn't mine." "What about Roland Fuller?" "Uh..." "Roland's the, uh...janitor." "According to the police... he was the only other person here." "Roland didn't do that." "How doyou know?" "Let'sjust say Roland isn't exactly a rocket scientist." "Here." ""Tracy."" " (giggles)" " With stars." "Woman:" "Roland." "There are some people here to talkwith you." "Uh-oh." "I went offthe paper." "Sorry." "That's all right, Roland." "Tracy?" "Would you help me in the TV room?" "Okay." "Hi, Roland." "Mind ifwe sit down?" "Thanks." "Mind ifwe askyou a couple questions?" "Doyou rememberworking last night?" "Uh-huh." "Doyou remember seeing anything unusual?" "Seeing any strangers?" "Did Dr. Surnow or Dr. Keats or Dr. Nollette... do anything unusual?" "Nope." "You must like stars." "One hundred and forty-seven." "Sorry?" "Stars." "You like numbers, too, huh?" "Roland, let me helpyou." "One, two, three... four, five... six, seven, eight..." "Roland?" "ls everything okay?" "Roland, areyou all right?" "Eleven... twelve, thirteen..." "What happened?" "What did you say to upset him so?" "Sixteen, seventeen..." "It's definitely the work ofa fourth individual." "Surnow's, Keats' and Nollette's cursive standards... don't match whatyou found on the white board." "Will you do me a favor and try this?" "What is it?" "Something Roland doodled at the home." "You don't really think Roland..." "He was the only other person in the lab." "Yes, but we're talking... about a sophisticated fuid dynamics equation." "Roland barely has an l.Q of70." "You saw his facility with mathematics." "Some autistic individuals display unusual abilities." "Yes, but even savants... behave only as human calculators." "They can perform certain functions... but they can't tell the value ofanything... or the meaning ofa number." "I hate to take sides, but the bottom line is no." "The terminal stroke on the six, the roofon the five..." "I'm sorry." "He didn't write it." "(gasping)" "(grunting)" "(loud music from earphones)" "(beeping)" "(door clicks)" "(screaming)" "(shattering)" "(crunching)" "(typing)" "Scully:" "An organic object, exposed to liquid nitrogen... will become frozen... exhibiting great tensile strength... but is vulnerable to stress from compression or impact." "Now, I've seen this demonstrated on a fish before..." "I don't think they'll be performing... this experiment on Beakman's World." "Has this been dusted?" "Treatyourself." "Thanks." "Hey, Scully, look at these files." "" KMAN" must be Keats." "His file was turned off at 1 2:31 last night." "Scully:" "But look." "Someone else entered a file... under the name "Arthur," after 1 2:31 ." "And worked on it for nearly five hours." "Well, it couldn't have been Keats." "judging from the rigor ofthe body... he was dead around 1 2:30." "You're saying someone came in here, killed Keats... and worked on an old Grable file?" "I can't access the Arthur file." "We're going to need the password." "Try 1 5626." "How did you know that that was..?" "This is Arthur Grable's work... on the same fuid dynamics equations... the others were working on." "Look at all those entries." "Someone has been continuing his work since he died." "How did you know what the password was?" "Woman:" "Wave good-bye." "Wave good-bye." "(child crying)" "Say good-bye." "Bye-bye." "Wave good-bye." "(door opening)" "Roland?" "Why did you sleep in your clothes?" "Well, let's getyou dressed." "You have visitors." "I'm not supposed to talk to them." "Who told you that?" "Remember that talkwe had about being shy?" "These are nice people, Roland." "Hey, Roland, you have more shirts than I do." "I think this one would look stylin' today." "What doyou think?" " The green one." " Green one?" "Please." "Mrs. Stodie... can I talk toyou a second?" "Seeyou later, Roland." "This one?" "Hereyou go." "Soyou likeyourjob at the college, Roland?" "Yes." "I hearyou're very good at it." "Doyou remember howyou gotyourjob?" "A man talked to Mrs. Stodie." "What man?" "Dr. Grable." "Was Dr. Grable nice toyou?" "Yes." "When was the last time you spoke to him?" "Last week?" "Day before?" "Dr. Grable died." "I'm sorry." "Yes." "People die." "They go away... and they're not supposed to come back." "Has Roland ever mentioned the name "Arthur"?" "That was Dr. Grable's first name.." "but we only called him Dr. Grable." "I doubt Roland even knew his first name was Arthur." "Scully:" "Mrs. Stodie, can I get a copy... of Roland's file and past history?" "Our histories are confidential." "I understand... but I have grounds to obtain them." "The less time we spend in court... the more time we have to help Roland." "Roland Fullerwas hired byArthur Grable." "He went to the halfway house... specifically to find a mentally challenged person." "Areyou suggesting..." "Arthur Grable hired Roland to use him?" "Areyou suggesting Arthur Grable is not dead?" "Ifhe had intentions ofkilling Nollette, Keats, and Surnow... why not set it up to appear the least likely suspect?" "Yeah, but by the look ofthis, he's hamburger." "Maybe he staged it." "That would explain why his work is continuing on... six months after his death." "This obituary says Arthur Grable was born in Seattle." "His fatherwas a big banker." "His motherwas active in a number ofcharities." "Only child." "Summa cum laude in physics." "Doctoral and postdoctoral... in aeronautical engineering at Harvey Mudd." "Brilliant future, tragically cut short." "Roland's also from Seattle." "He spent most ofhis life at the Heritage Halfway House." "The identity ofhis parents has been sealed." "There's no information on Roland before age three... when he was put in the program." "Does it saywhen he was born?" "july 1 5, 1 952." "That's also Arthur's birth date." "Don'tyou wish you could fy?" "I can." "When I dream." "People can do anything in a dream, you know." "Once, one time, I had a dream we were married... and lived in a house." "Doyou have dreams, Roland?" "You can tell me." "Roland?" "Who's Arthur?" "I'm sorry, Roland." "I'm sorry." "Roland?" "Roland?" "Go away!" "Roland, what's the matter?" "Go away!" "I don't want to hurtyou!" "Go away!" "Go away." "Mulder:" "ls thatyou?" "Nollette:" "Yes." "What's the story here?" "(sighs)" "Um... a quantum physics professor ofmine... at Harvey Mudd funked me." "He challenged the tenets ofone ofmy theories-- a theory I later published in Nature." "Anyway, to get back at him... one afternoon, we decided to take his car apart... and put it back together again in his office... and left it running." "An egghead classic." "It was Grable's idea." "Scully:" "ls that Grable on the chair?" "Yeah." "Was he a practical joker?" "Atop ofall his brilliance... he had a genius for executing elaborate schemes." "Could he be making it seem like a man with a 70 l.Q.." "is gaining access to and operating... his old computer files?" "Arthurwould still have to be alive." "Could he have faked his own death?" "No." "The police report on the auto accident... that killed Grable is woefully incomplete." "A dry road surface, no mechanical problems found." "The bodywas never admitted to a county morgue... and there was no funeral." "Ifyou are trying to suggest... that Arthur Grable killed Surnow and Keats... and is after me next, you're way off." "Art could not have done the murders." "How can you be so certain?" "Man:" "This is Arthur Grable." "Because ofthe massive internal damage to his body... caused by the car accident, we could only preserve the head." "Wouldn'tyour client find it inconvenient... to be thawed out, only to discover... he had no functional mobility?" "We believe that, by the time science figures a way... to revive our clients..." "You'll also know how to clone new bodies." "Exactly." "This technology is progressing faster... than anyone thought possible." "Ask anyone here at the university." "So, while for us, the passing ofeach second... brings our bodies closer to death... for our clients, it brings them closer to life." "These fuctuations in temperature" "Do they happen often?" "No." "We've had some problems with this capsule." "Our technicians have checked it... but they've found nothing." "Could the brain cause the fuctuations?" "No, but we are looking for the explanation." "The patient's in no danger." "He remains perfectly preserved... as long as there's liquid nitrogen in the capsule." "Maywe take a look at Arthur Grable's records?" "Thankyou." "Dr. Barrington... in the future, what requirements will exist... to be an organ or tissue donor?" "Same requirements as there are today." "Compatible genetic makeup." "It's best ifthe donor's related." "Mulder..." "Arthur Grable put down only one donor." "Mulder:" "Roland Fuller and Arthur Grable had the same birthday." "I think they're twins." "Older oryounger?" "Same age... just less hairy and with better eyesight." "And the moustache?" "Scully:" "No." "Lose the whole beard." "Next?" "Close-cropped hair... with a slightly receding widow's peak." "Lose the glasses." "That's Roland." "Give or take a few pounds." "Tell me aboutyour dreams, Roland." "It's all right." "I won't tell anybody." "You know, I had a dream last night." "I dreamt I was swimming in this pool... and I could see my father underwater... but when I dove down, the water stung my eyes." "Then there was another man at the pool, watching me." "He upset me." "He was asking me questions I didn't want to answer... and I had to leave." "I couldn't find my father." "I can't tell you my dreams." "Why not?" "Bad." "Your dreams are bad, Roland... notyou." "You're a good person." "I hit Tracy." "Your dreams makeyou hit Tracy?" "You know how to work this toy, Roland?" "Here." "You see, the wayyou work that toy... is like what's happening toyou." "You're the spaceship, Roland... and your dreams are the controls." "Who...?" "Who runs the controls?" "Haveyou seen this man recently?" "Woman:" "We have to say bye-bye to Roland." "(screaming)" "Roland." "Roland!" "Roland, stop." "Roland!" "Roland!" "Roland?" "We need to keep Roland under observation." "Roland?" "(glass breaking)" "He's trying to get away." "Roland!" "Roland!" "Nollette's gone." "We should arrange a security guard to find him." "No one's going to provideyou with anything... onceyou explain your theory... on how Roland Fuller is capable ofthese murders." "You've got a brother, don'tyou, Scully?" "Yeah, two." "Haveyou ever thought about calling one ofthem... and then all ofa sudden, the phone rings... and it's one ofthem calling you?" "Does this pitch end... with a way for me to lower my long distance charges?" "Evidence suggests psychic connections... are stronger between family members." "Particularly between twins that shared the same womb." "Okay, but in this case... one sibling has closer ties to a frozen Fudgsicle... than to his own brother." "Arthur Grable is not dead." "He's in a state ofconsciousness... that no human has ever returned from." "What ifthat state allows one to develop psychic ability... beyond the potential ofthe conscious mind?" "He could use that ability to control his brother... to kill those scientists." "But whywould he kill his colleagues?" "That's a question only Dr. Nollette can answer." "Okay, let's go." "I have to call my brother." "Mulder:" "We'vegot to fiindNollette." "Scully:" "Let's talk to campussecurity." "Wego this way?" "No, wegoleft." "Well, whereveryou are, Arthur..." "I'm sureyou'll appreciate this." "Arthur and Roland Grable." "Born at Puget Presbyterian to Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Grable... onjuly 1 5, 1 952." "Arthurwas four minutes older than Roland." "Identical twins." "Which means they're the result ofa single egg... fertilized by a single sperm." "I've read studies... which suggest that, in some cases... the identical twin arises very early in the embryonic stage... when a mutation in one cell is rejected by the other cells... as foreign." "So Roland's condition is the result of... a damaged chromosome rejected by one ofArthur's cells?" "In a way, that would explain Arthur's genius... and Roland's strange mathematical gift." "In a way." "(phone rings)" "Agent Scully." "This is Larry Barrington at the Avalon Foundation." "We've got a situation here." "Uh-huh." "Last night, we had a break-in at the facility." "That's right." "It's Arthur Grable's storage unit." "His internalthermostat's been compromised." "Well, is there any tissue damage?" "We're trying to assess that now." "The temperature's still rising." "Something's blocking our access to the cooling program." "Someone tampered with Arthur Grable's capsule." "They're attempting to stabilize it now." "Nollette." "What?" "What is it?" "(alarm ringing)" ""Ifl have seen further than other men... it's because I have stood on the shoulders ofgiants."" "No." "This isn'tyours." "It's amazing." "There's this body sitting there... in front ofme talking... butyou're controlling it, Arthur." "You took mywork." "(snickers)" "What good was yourwork going to doyou?" "You died before you could finish it... beforeyou could publish it." "It was mine!" "And a brilliant piece ofwork too." "When I saw the writing on the white board..." "I knew someone had found the key." "Mach 1 5 was within our reach." "Our futures were guaranteed." "Ironic, isn't it?" "You did all the work... and I get all the glory." "No!" "Yes." "Yes, Arthur." "I was here working on the intake problem... moments away from a solution when you attacked me." "Fortunately, I was carrying a gun." "After the murder ofmy colleagues, who could blame me?" "No." "Oh, that's interesting." "(laughs:) I've got it." "That's it." "I've got it!" "(groans)" "Arthur!" "Arthur, open the door!" "Arthur!" "Arthur, how doyou stop this?" "!" "Tell me how!" "Arthur!" "Wait!" "Roland, we need you to help us." "Please, we need you to help us... to stop the machine." "(child crying)" "Try to remember how." "Roland, you've got to help him or he'll die." "Wave good-bye, Arthur." "(screaming)" "Mulder:" "Come on, Roland." "Roland:" "I can't remember... (yells)" "Scully:" "He'll be held in... psychiatric custody for evaluation." "Is he being charged with a crime?" "The D.A. hasn't made that determination yet." "But we've recommended that he be remanded toyour custody... as soon as the court deems it appropriate." "How could this happen?" "Roland never exhibited anyviolent tendencies." "It's my beliefthat he wasn't acting under his own volition." "What doyou mean?" "This is the work ofArthur Grable, Roland's brother." "It's a new theory ofjet propulsion... unfinished at the time ofhis death." "In the last two weeks Roland has... completed the calculations." "How?" "We're not sure, Mrs. Stodie." "All we know is that Roland... was somehow able to finish his brother's research." "Roland?" "Where areyou going?" "Roland, don't go." "I have to." "Okay." "Bye." "Tracy... wait." "Keep my stars." "I loveyou." "Me too."

"Previously, on "Eyewitness"..." "I keep seeing it." "That guy, he's gonna kill me." "I can't make it stop." "It's never gonna stop." "Not unless we tell." "I'm telling you, he's hiding something from us." "I'm gay." "Well, your new friend there, Angel, is getting into drug deals with Mithat Milonkovic." "Find my drugs." "I don't want you or Jakey anywhere near that stuff." "Ah!" "You know, Helen found the perfect rehab center for your mom?" " I'm getting better." " You always say that." "This time it's real." " Whoa, whoa, whoa." " I need you to step inside, ma'am." " We got a tip." " About what?" "You're under arrest." "Still owe me a favor." "Oh, that's how this is gonna work, now?" "There was a boyfriend." "Whoever he is, he should be considered a suspect." "If Helen finds you, we will both be in a lot of trouble." "Everything okay, babe?" "Yeah, I've just never done this before." " What?" " Taking Anne to rehab." "I'm usually delivering bad news." " Hi." " Hi." "So, this is it." "I'm really doing it." " You're really doing it." " Oh, wait, I almost forgot." "So, is Philip in the car?" " Is he all right?" " Yeah, of course he is." "So he's meeting us there?" "No, he's at school." "Then I'll wait." " Let's-let's wait." " Anne, I know this is hard, but once you get through this, then they can consider visitation again." "No visitations." "Right." "Right." "Tell me something nice about my boy." "He's making friends." "Philip?" "Really?" "He's in a good place, Anne." "I just want to see my baby." "That's what we want too." "That's why we..." "No, I'm not going without Philip." "He's got to be there to see me walk in." "You know what?" "I don't think this is her day." "Yeah." "Okay." "That was great." "You nailed it." "Look." "You don't know shit." "That's terrible." "Are you kidding me?" "You already got a lot of good footage on your channel, so..." "I can't focus with all this shit in my head." "Look, I told you it was only gonna get worse unless we told someone." "Thanks." "Real helpful, Philip." "What if you told Helen that you were in the cabin when it happened, alone?" "You could leave me out of it." "No, I wasn't there." "Nothing happened." "I just..." "I need to clear my head." "I thought riding cleared your head." "My dad used to take this pill after my mom died." "It starts with a K or a..." "like, a C." " Clonazepam?" " Yeah, that was it." " Do you know how to get some?" " Wait." "Why would I know how to get that?" "I don't know." "I figured 'cause your mom..." "You figured wrong." " I thought you wanted to help me." " Look, I'll take your little videos." "I'll do whatever you want, but I'm not gonna get you drugs." "Please, Philip, I need something." "Why don't you just go screw Rose again?" "That'll chill you out." "I didn't have sex with her." " What?" " We didn't actually do it." " Why not?" " Because I like you, idiot, and if you liked me back, you'd help me." "I didn't even know I missed this." "You mean driving in my stinking truck?" "When you live in the city, you know there are seasons, but it's just the stores telling you." "You don't see it." "You don't feel it." "Not like you do out here." "Mm." "I love you." "You know that, right?" "You can tell me anything." "I know." "_" "Figured you might need a ride." "Yeah." "Look, I can explain." "I just..." "I'm not really sure where to start." "Well, you can start by telling me those weren't your drugs." " They weren't." " Why were they in your house?" "'Cause somebody planted them." "Who?" "It's complicated." "My family's a bit dysfunctional." "Ah, I see." "Your sister, hmm?" "Sita." "She was never planning on wearing that wire for us, was she?" "No, apparently not." "I noticed you liked chocolate." "You like the yellow ones best, huh?" "Yeah." "I mean, I know they all taste the same." "I can't pin this on Sita." "She's got a baby." "I understand." "Look, I want to help you out, Kami." "I really appreciate this." "Your job's gonna be a different story." "Well, I can find somebody else to inform on the Vescovi's." "Yeah, see that... that's not what I'm worried about." "Well, what?" "You've looked at my file." "You know I'm totally clean." "All I want to know is that you are a team player like you said." "Why you back channeling with Helen?" "I'm not talking to her." "I never..." " I didn't call her since..." " Really?" "Then, what's this?" "12 text messages in the last 24 hours." "You want to tell me what's going on with you two?" "Time to get my Spider-Man on." "Yeah." " Okay." " Yeah, you see?" "She could have climbed this pretty easy." " Come down now, please." " All right." "Be careful." "Ah, I used to love climbing as a kid." "I climbed everything." "What's on your hands?" "Rust, I guess." "Its all over." "What's up?" "Bella's hands were spotless." "She didn't touch this." "No, because she was already dead." "Someone staged Bella's hanging." "So what do we do now?" "Now, we get our autopsy." "Well, in that case, we'd like to come by today." "As soon as possible." "Okay, thank you." "I just talked to the morgue." "This never felt like suicide." "Yeah, you called it." "But part of me wanted it to be." " What do you mean?" " I don't mean like that." "It wouldn't have been the perfect ending, but at least we would have had some closure." "Okay, but this... this rape kit." "I mean, it... it could tie up the case, right?" " Maybe." " Maybe?" "Look, Helen, we get this guy's DNA, we got..." "Tony, wherever this case is about to lead us, it might bring you meaning and purpose, but it is a nightmare you will never wake up from." "Listen, um, talked to the guys at the morgue." "You tell 'em, uh, I need a day to get approval for the autopsy?" "Yeah, but Mithat is gonna have Bella cremated this evening." "Shit." "Hey, you!" "You!" "You give me my daughter back." "I didn't sign anything." "You cannot do this without my approval." " Actually, in this case we can." " What you are talking about?" " Let me see my girl!" " Please." "Please." "We believe Bella may have been murdered." "We found evidence of foul play." " Who did this?" " We can't draw any conclusions yet." "You tell me." "I'm her father." "We believe she was in a relationship with an older man." " You have found him?" " No, but if we do an autopsy," " we might get his DNA." " No, Bella needs her peace now." "All we want to do is find who did this to your daughter." "Why?" "He's already taken everything I have." "No one touches my Bella." "She's coming home with me." "Helen." "I'm sorry." "I can't let you take her yet." "I have a court order." "I like that picture you have of her." "The picture in your wallet." "She was only six years old in that photo." "Where was it taken?" "It was on her first day of school." "I was still with her mother in Westchester." "We were living in shit duplex, but it was good, you know?" " Yeah." " Yeah." "Bella had... this "Little Mermaid" lunchbox." "Bella had to have that exact one, and I remember when I dropped her off in classroom," "I was so emotional." "Why is that?" "Do you know?" "No, I've never taken a kid to school." "Not that young." "Every day I would drop her off in the morning at school, and as I would drive away," "I'd look up in rearview mirror." "She would still be there waving bye-bye." ""Bye-bye, Papa,"" "until I turned corner, and I remember the first time that happened," "I thought to myself," ""One day, I will look up..." ""and she won't be there."" "And then, then one day, I looked up." "She was gone." "It was a bad day, but we'll keep trying." "Yeah, there's a lot of bad days for my mom." "It doesn't have to be that way." "Yeah, but it is." "Well, we'll just stay with it and she'll get better." "Okay." "What happens if she does get better?" "Like, do I go home?" "Would you want to?" "I don't know." "I didn't think that would be up to me." "Yeah, it's up to you and the social worker, judge." "I like your pancakes." " Thanks." " Me too." "I don't think it's gonna come up." " What?" " My... my mom." "I don't think she's gonna get better." " Want a ride to school?" " No, thank you." "I'm gonna actually ride my bike." "Do you think he would want to stay with us?" "He came out." "That's got to be good, right?" "Yeah, that's 'cause you scared the shit out of him." "Yes, that was not good." "You know, I think it's gonna be okay." "Really?" "Yeah." "He's wearing the boots." " Sita!" " Shit." "Hey!" "Why would you go back to that stuff?" "Is that why you're following me?" "No." "That deal you screwed up, that... that freak killed Mithat's daughter." "Do you know where he's at?" "No, I'm burnt." "I'm out of all that." "I wish you were, but Mithat can't find this guy, and he wants blood for blood before we make our deal." "Are you here to kill me, Angel?" " I love you." " I know." "Are you?" "No." "I'm here to save you." "I need you to take care of Mithat." "Why me?" "I've never shot anyone before." "Yeah, I know, but I figured out a way we can ink you back into the club if you do." "And about the deal?" "I have that taken care of, but I need you to step up and do this, Sita." "Morning, Helen." "Hi." "Maybe it's time you and I sit down, talk about this killer you're looking for." " I thought we had an understanding." " We did." "Then why didn't you tell me about this?" "And why you back channeling with Kamilah?" "I wanted to come to you with airtight evidence." "You're investigating the daughter" " ... of a major FBI target..." " Yes, I know." "... and I need to manage this." "If Mithat finds out about this guy, he will go after him and the shit..." "He's already found out." "How'd he find out?" "I had to delay Bella's cremation to get a rape kit." " There's no basis for..." " Forensics found semen." "The sample's already on the way to the lab." "How did you get an autopsy approved for a suicide?" "I didn't." "I got it approved for homicide." "I found evidence Bella's hanging was staged." "Processing the DNA at the junk lab in Red Hook?" "Unless you have a better idea." "Our bureau's got the best labs in the country." "Yeah, didn't think I made the cut." "Usually you wouldn't." "I'll pull rank." "Look, if this guy with Bella was Vescovi and Mithat finds out, this deal is dead and my team's work is wasted." "We need to find him before Mithat does." "So you'll fast track the DNA results?" "Yes, if you can sit tight and not shake things up for 24 hours." "I don't sit tight well." "I've noticed." "Damn it." "Ugh." "Hey, why weren't you in class?" "I got so screwed." "I-I gave this kid $100, and he gave me this." "They're mints." "I told you not to mess with drugs." "That was my whole week's allowance." "You got any money?" "Well, what about Helen and Gabe, do they ever leave cash lying around?" "I'm not stealing from them." "Why do you care?" "They're not, like, your parents." "'Cause they're good people." "Well, will you just... will you please at least help me find something I can sell before my dad gets home?" "Please?" "Okay." "This just looks like a bunch of crap." "Yeah, but there's got to be something valuable in here." "Look in that." " Who's that?" " My mom." "What was she like?" "She died when I was six." "I don't really remember." "I'm sorry." "But I remember she smelled good." "Yeah, my mom smells like cigarettes." "Must be nice." "What?" "Having a mom." "Yeah, well, I'm not really one to talk about that right now, am I?" "At least you got one." "Oh, shit." "Look at this." "What?" "It's just an old watch." "Yeah, but it's in a case." "That must mean it's worth a lot, right?" "Maybe, but wouldn't your dad know this is missing?" "If my dad gave a shit about that thing, it wouldn't be in here." "That picture of your mom was in here." "Yeah, this is all stuff he wants to forget." "All right." "Okay, thank you." "They say when Ryan was gonna run the DNA?" " I did..." "I didn't ask." " Why not?" "Because I asked last time you told me to call." " Tomorrow morning." " Yes." "So, um... you never really talk much about your time in Buffalo." " Not much to talk about." " There's got to be something." "I mean, it made you move out here, right?" "What's on your mind, Tony?" "Have you ever... shot anyone before?" " Nope." " I've shot deer before." "What's that like?" "Truthfully?" "It felt like nothing." "Nothing at all." " Thanks." " See ya tomorrow." "Guy in the shop said it's worth, like, $450." "Cool." "Yeah, I can scoop up the money tomorrow." "He's just got to authenticate it." "What's in the bag?" "Well, at first, I thought it was some kind of "Star Wars" spaceship." " It's actually a camera." " Yeah, it's a Polaroid." "Whoa." "You like taking pictures, right?" "Yeah, I do." " You think it works?" " Yeah, it works." "It just needs some film." " Ah." " Nice." "Warm soda." "What's going on?" "Huh?" "What's going on is that we had an arrangement and it seems to me like you're..." "Until I find monster who did this, deal's off, okay?" "Paused." "Nothing." "So it took the death of another teenage girl for the FBI to finally wake up?" "This guy is very methodical." "He's the head of the FBI task force." "Yeah, well as soon as he gets you that DNA..." "I get to finally shut down this case." "And I get my wife back." "That is the plan." "Shit." "Hi, Gabriel." "Hi, it's so good to see you." "Is everything okay?" "I, uh, I'm sorry I didn't call, but I, uh..." " ... uh..." " Who's gonna pay?" "I don't have any cash." "Ah, okay." "I thought I-I'd come to see my baby." " Oh, I don't think that's a good idea." " Just to say hello." "Anne, there's a court order." "You can't be here." "You know, I'm still Philip's mother." "Not you." "Of course, but you can't just show up unannounced." "I'm not gonna have an argument with you about seeing my son." "Gabe can drive you home." "Yeah, absolutely." "Mom, what are you doing here?" "Look at you." " Hi." " Um..." "I just..." "I needed to see that you were okay." "Yeah, I'm okay." "Are you okay?" " Mm-hmm." " Uh-huh?" "Mm-hmm." " Okay." " Yeah." "Maybe we should just let 'em talk." "Hey, um, why don't we go" " ... on a little walk over here?" " Okay." "The kid we're supposed to be taking care of... is at our house talking to his stoned mother." " You think that's okay?" " No, I don't, but that's what's happening." "Hey, Dad, I'll see you later..." "This was your granddad's lucky watch." "I-I found it in the shed." " I didn't realize it was..." " He had it on him on D-Day." "It got him home safe, and then when it was my turn to go off," "I kept that watch with me every day until I made it back to your mom." " I'm sorry, Dad." " What do you need money for?" "Is it for drugs?" " What?" "No, of course not." " It's Philip." "He's making you steal from your own father." "No, we barely hang out." "Well, first you hit him." "Then, you get drunk with him." "You're friends." "You're not friends." "Then, you cut class on the same day." "What is up with you and this kid?" "Nothing." "Now, Lukas, you're not going anywhere until you tell me what the hell's going on." "It's Rose." "Rose is doing drugs?" "No, she's not doing drugs." "What do you need money for, son?" "She... she needed an abortion." "It's like a whole other life out here." "Yeah, I know, right?" " Are you happy?" " Yeah." "Yeah, I mean, it's... it's great." "Maybe when I get better we can move up here." "Sure." "Oh, Mom, I got to show you." "This bakery over here used to be a church." "Yeah?" "Oh, can you give me a minute?" "Yeah, sure, baby." "Is that your friend Lukas?" "Yeah." " Hey, what's up?" " I'm screwed, that's what's up." "Shop owner called my dad about the watch." "What are you gonna do?" "Is that your mom?" "Yeah." "Can you bum me some drugs off her?" " No." " Hey, Lukas." "Hi." "It's cool." "She knows about us." "Philip says that you compete in... what is it again?" " It's motocross, Mom." " Motocross, yes." "It must be fun riding up here, all this space." "Liking Philip out here, the way I do, it's hard." "I know." "It will get easier." "I promise." "Yeah." "I-I'll see you." " I got to go hunting with my Dad." " Okay." "Lukas doesn't have a mom." "He seems like a really sweet kid." "Hey, are you two..." "Mom, I really want you to go to rehab." "Will you take me?" "I will, but you really got to do it this time." "You promise?" "Okay." "I promise." "And I want you to give me whatever pills you got on you." "All right, you take him." "You've never hesitated to take a shot before." "Why now?" "I don't know, Dad." "Is it because of what happened... to Rose?" "Now, stealing from your father, I don't..." "I don't get that." "You should have just come to me." "She didn't want me to tell anyone." "She was scared." "You still need money?" "No." "No, Rose figured that out." "I'm gonna wash this off." "Lukas, come down here for a sec." "You know, since your mom died," "I-I know I haven't been perfect." "I'm just not good at the emotional stuff." "Can we go, Dad?" "Lukas, you don't have to hide anything from me." " You know that, right?" " Yeah, I know." "Let's go, Dad." "So, Ryan's got me in the penalty box for back channeling with you." "It's better than jail." "What could you have possibly done that pissed Sita off that bad?" "So, what are you gonna do?" "I think I'm gonna take out my 401(k) and help her get a new start." "Really, after she got you arrested?" "Yeah, I'm guessing you don't have a sister." "I got Gabe and this case I want off my desk." "Oh, yeah." "Sure you do." "We got the DNA." " Why didn't you tell me?" " Because I know once I do, you're not gonna be able to hear anything else." " Did you find a match?" " Yeah, but you can't go anywhere near this guy." " Not until this deal plays out." " Am I right?" " Is it one of the Vescovi's?" " No." "It's Mithat." "What?" "Ryan got the lab to run your sample three times." "Mithat's DNA's a perfect match for the sperm they found inside Bella." "I held his hand while he cried." "For a minute, I actually considered calling off the autopsy." "I know." "He's scum." "But we're tracking his every move." "You just can't go anywhere near him." "Are you listening?" "We can't arrest him." "Not until this deal goes through." "Assuming you set this up to arrest Mithat." "I don't want to hear anything from you." " Afraid you have to." " No, not until I arrest him." "This asshole is about to hand the FBI our biggest drug seizure in years." "I don't give a shit who he is to you." "He raped and killed his daughter, he's driving through my jurisdiction, and I'm going to arrest him." "You got him tied to the cabin case?" "No, I haven't found the evidence yet, but it's all connected." "Bella's hair from the trunk, it was on Mithat." "He was inside." "He was the one who shot those Vescovi's that night." "What about the kids, the ones you thought were murdered?" "Maybe they found out what he was doing to Bella." "Look, I'm bringing him in." "He'll be arrested, Helen, but not today." "Oh, God damn it." "I could have arrested him yesterday instead of sitting there like an idiot." "Do you know where he's going right now?" "He's going to scatter Bella's ashes." "I am not letting him get away again." "And neither are we, okay?" "It's why I've got Kamilah tailing him around the clock." "No, this is bullshit!" "I am not leaving here until I get that guy to look me in the eye and tell me the truth." "What is this?" "Are you kidding me, you got Mithat under a writ?" "Look, it's just for a couple of weeks until this deal plays out." "Then, we can seize the drugs and we arrest him." "For what, 10 to 20?" "Look, you arrest Mithat now, you get him for a couple of murders." "We wait just a couple of weeks, and we take down an entire drug empire, and then we save a lot more people in the process." "Let us handle Mithat." "You got your killer now, right?" "This was a child who wasn't just killed." "She was abused in the worst way possible." "How do I let this man walk free?" "I know." "I know." "Just sit back for a couple of weeks, get your evidence together, and, I promise you, you are the first one to question him after I arrest him, okay?" "Helen, it's Mithat." "Mithat." "When Bella was little, we would come here with her mother." "It didn't have to be like this." "She would run down, jump in the water." " She would swim for hours." " Why me?" "Why did you have to hire me for that hit?" "I told you," "I was ashamed... and someone like you could never judge me." "Yeah, well your shame made my life fall apart." "Everything's screwed up because of you." "And because of you" "I've lost my girl." "You see it?" "It's right there." "Okay, no one is gonna see that." "You want them to find it." "Don't you?" "What are you doing?" "We'll cover it up." "Help me." "Get some big rocks." " Did your mom have any pills?" " Yeah, she did." "Well, where are they?" "I need them." " I threw them out." " You what?" "They're dangerous." "I'm not giving them to you." "No, you... you threw them out!" "I love you." "I love you, and I'm proud of you." "What should we say?" "I don't know, Helen." " I should hug him." " Yeah." "_" "_" "_" "Lukas saw everything." "What?" "The shooting at the cabin." " He was there when it happened?" " Yeah." " Why didn't you tell me?" " 'Cause he didn't want me to." "Well, I have to speak to him right away." "No, he's scared that if it gets out it might mess up his chance at getting a sponsorship." "Philip, this is very serious." " If he's seen anything..." " I promised him." "You sure he wasn't messing around?" "No, it's true." " I saw the gun." " What gun?" "From the shooting." "I know where it is." "I can show you."

"Hey, old man, what the hell are you doing in my alley?" "This... this isn't your alley." "What, you trying to tell me that it's yours?" "Why are you doing this?" "I'm just trying to have some fun." "Ain't you having fun?" "Please, just let me be, please." "Is that the best you got?" " Leave him alone!" " Huh?" "Who's there?" "Get that damn light out of my eyes." "You want to pick on someone?" "Why don't you pick on someone who can fight back?" "I said turn off that damn light." "Forget it, man." "Forget it." "Who the hell are you?" "I'm a guy who's sick of you trashing this neighborhood." "Well, if you're gonna do something about it, why don't you hurry up and do it?" " Let's go." " Come here." "Thank you." " Morning." " Morning." "What's going on, Mitch?" "One of the owners who backs on the alley was taking out trash this morning." "He made the find." "Oof." "Somebody worked him over pretty good." "Judging by his knuckles," "I'd say he got a few shots in." "Ugh." "Ground is sticky over here, probably thanks to this Dumpster." "But it's given us a lot of shoe impressions." "Looking at the number, I'd say more than one assailant." "Well, Mitch did say there was a gang terrorizing the neighborhood lately." "Mostly vandalism and burglaries, but maybe they stepped up their game to murder." "Nice get-up." "Is that a cape?" "That's a costume of some sort." "And, of course, no costume would be complete without a mask." "Maybe he's one of those sidewalk characters over on the Strip." "They dress up like superheroes and panhandle for money." "Yeah, and was walking home and just got jumped?" " Sara." " Mmm?" "One of my guys found this in a doorway up the street." "No ID." "Looks like it's been rifled through." "Got some street clothes... and a sketch pad." "Uh..." " Nick?" " Yeah." "Take a look at these." "Comic drawings of a superhero." "That's this superhero." "Battling a gang." "It's a little weirdly prophetic, isn't it?" "Like he knew he was gonna come up against these guys." "Like he knew the future." "Too bad for him, the hero only wins in comic books." "# CSI Las Vegas 15x15 # Hero to Zero Original Air Date on January 25, 2015" "# Who... are you?" "#" "# Who, who, who, who?" "#" "# Who... are you?" "#" "# Who, who, who, who?" "#" "# I really wanna know #" "# Who... are you?" "#" "# Oh-oh-oh # # Who... #" "# Come on, tell me who are you, you, you #" "# Are you!" "#" "Hey, uh, quite a collection of lifts." "Yeah, looks like at least five or six different individuals, plus the victim." "And a bare foot?" " What's with that?" " I don't know, but he was definitely part of the mix somehow." "What do you got?" "I think these are the victim's superpowers." "One stun gun, spent, no charge left, and a pepper spray also empty." "Hey, Nick." "Got a minute?" "What's up, Super Dave?" "Well, I'm gonna say time of death was between midnight and 3:00 a.m." "Multiple bruises and contusions." "Several lacerations." "I can't hazard a guess to say which ultimately killed him, though." "Find any ID?" "No." "Nothing." "Leave it to a superhero to keep his identity a mystery." "Can I get my cart, please?" "Can I get my cart?" "I said be patient, okay?" "Please." "Mmm." "Mmm." "Mmm." "Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm." "How's your sandwich, Roger?" "Good." "Yeah, thanks." "You said size 11." "They're not entirely new." "They're from our lost-and-found, but they're something." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "They're, uh... not entirely free, though, either." "I need to know what happened in the alley last night." "You were there, weren't you?" "Some guy... who looked like Batman he saved me." "How did he save you, exactly?" "I was, uh, rummaging." "Uh, all of a sudden," "I'm surrounded by these, um... villains." "And they start shoving and hitting me." "What did these villains look like?" "Never saw them." "They-they covered their faces." "But they wanted to hurt me." "Badly." "That's when the guy in the mask appeared, in a ball of light." "I see." "What happened next?" "I don't..." "I don't know." "I left." "I took off." "You didn't see their faces." "You didn't see what happened." "Did you see anything at all that-that might help us?" "Find the villains, I mean." "A truck." "A red pickup." "Um, parked in the alley." "How's it going?" "Any luck?" "Some." "I was able to identify two of the boots that made these impressions." "Unfortunately, they're all common work boots, sold at dozens of retailers and online, but... we may have some luck in a different way." "Take a close look." "There are granules stuck in the gel." "Almost like... coffee grounds." "Sara said that the ground around the crime scene was... was sticky." "Maybe the tackiness pulled whatever this is off of this guy's shoes." "Not just his." "Almost all of these have the exact same trace on them." "I already pulled a sample and gave it to Hodges for analysis." "Hey, Russell, you should, uh, see this." "It's, uh, security footage from a pawnshop on Wallace." "Just a few blocks from the murder." "Wow, they don't waste any time." "That's from a little after 11:00." "Only an hour or so before the murder." "Looks like this gang had a busy night." "The owner already started cleaning up inside, so I told him not to touch anything until we're finished." "Well, according to Akers, this is the second time these guys have hit this place." "They did the same thing to a beauty supply store a block down a couple nights ago." "So they're targeting the same area." "Got to be local." "Maybe a gang of neighborhood kids out wilding?" "Wilding... now killing." "Got any shoe impressions?" "Working on it." "What is that powder?" "Oh, the, uh, display has fluorescent lights." "And the inside of the tubes is coated with this phosphor powder." "When the tube breaks, the powder gets everywhere." "Any point in, uh..." " dusting for prints?" " Not sure." "Video was pretty grainy, but it looked like they were wearing gloves." "Besides, they took almost everything they touched." "Maybe we don't need any prints." "I got blood." ""I wear a mask." ""And that mask, it's not to hide who I am, but to create what I am"." "I give up." "Are-are you quoting Sun Tzu?" "Uh, no, no, no." "A different warrior." "Batman." "Volume one, number 624." "What are you doing?" "Oh, I'm just trying to see your feet." "The last Batman fan I met was shoeless and lives in an alley." "You know, I never pegged you for a comic book nerd." "My early teens, every dime I had went to comic books." "I guess I just don't get it." "You know, my childhood, fantasy was never my escape." "I lost myself in science and numbers." "That's all I needed, I guess." "Well, you liked things that were... clear and proven, right or wrong." " Black or white." " Maybe." "This is the closest that I have come to the comic book world, and it's ample enough." "Do you realize how long walnuts have been around as a food source?" "Archaeologists in Southern France found evidence of roasted walnut shells dating back to the Neolithic period." "That's 8,000 years ago." "Wow." "I did not know that." "Thank you very much." "And you're telling us this because?" "Well, because the trace evidence collected at the scene, the granules on the suspects' shoes... it's ground walnut shell." "Now, it's not as exotic as it sounds." "It's commonly used as reptile bedding, if you raise reptiles." "They're also used as exfoliants in soaps and scrubs." "So, it's common stuff." "Not gonna help us very much now, right?" "Not necessarily." "Our samples are unique in that they are unusually charred." "They also contain a trace of calcium hypochlorite." "I'm still working to determine why." "Good, good." "Go." "Work." "Hey." " Come... come on." " Oh, Lord." "I need a revolving door around here." "Results from the blood Finlay found at the pawnshop." "Uh, DNA was male." "No direct match in CODIS." "But there was a familial match to this guy." "Martin Preach, three-striker currently residing" " at Ely State Prison." " I did some checking." "Mr. Preach has at least one kid." "A 19-year-old son named Trey." "Couple of petty offenses of his own." "Could be the blood donor." "Was one of his petty offenses his hair?" "Wait a second." "Uh, look at the victim's comic book drawings." "The gang that the superhero is fighting." "One of them has a purple Mohawk." "Pow." "Like father, like son, I guess, right, Trey?" "It's not much of a surprise." "Your dad wasn't exactly around during your formative years, was he?" "I got a family I can count on, so that's all that matters." "Yeah, you got your boys, right?" "Your-your gang?" "It's one for all." " You know?" " Well, I hate to break up the little party here, Trey, but you guys are in it pretty deep this time." "You left your DNA on the window at the pawnshop last night." "As we're sitting here, our guy is outside matching it to the sample that you gave in the hall." "You ain't a juvie no more, man, and this is far from your first offense, so..." "I suggest you smarten up." "DA is gonna want your whole crew." "All of them, all right?" "You give us the names and a serious statement, and this murder does not have to be all on you." "Hold on." "What murder?" "The guy you beat to death in the alley off Grant last night." "That murder." "I don't know nothing about that." "You don't know nothing about this?" "Wait a minute." "This dude?" "He's the one that's dead?" "I've seen this freak around." "He wears a mask or something, right?" " Uh-huh." " Yeah, I see him sometimes when I cruise at night." "Sad damn freak." "But I didn't kill him, though." "I didn't touch him." "Just heard from Nick." "Trey Preach and his purple hair deny any involvement with the murder." "No shocker, I guess." "No, shocker would have been if he didn't deny it." "Well, no problem holding him." "The guy's a lock for the smash-and-grab at the pawnshop." "The problem is, that may be the only thing that he's a lock for." "What do you mean?" "So, the shoe prints from the pawnshop don't match the shoe prints from the alley." "You sure about that?" "Unless these guys went home and changed shoes in between crimes, we're looking at different gangs." "Two gangs working the same neighborhood?" "And what about the comic book drawings?" "No, no, no." "There-there can't be that many guys out there with purple Mohawks." "Don't we know somebody that... that saw the gang in the alley?" "The homeless guy, Roger." "But he said he didn't remember seeing any faces." "That's what he said, but let-let's find him." "Show him a picture of Trey and his purple hair." "Maybe he saw more than he realized." "Maybe he decided it was too high-crime an area, and picked up" " and moved out." " You know what?" "I'm gonna go back to the other side, have one more look." "Then we should check the alley north of Grant." "Okay." "Roger?" "We just want to talk to you." "Hey!" "Hey, who's there?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "What the hell?" "Who are you?" "Hey!" "Okay, I'm with the LVPD Crime Lab." "I need you to step back." "Just stay back." "Unless you're faster than a speeding bullet, you better do what she said." "Why were you in the alley?" "We got every right to be there." "We haven't done anything wrong." "All right, for starters, how about you take off your masks?" "Unless you have something to hide." "We're not hiding anything." "We're just protecting ourselves." "Anonymity is vital to our work, to what we do." "Which is what exactly?" "We fight crime." "We patrol the streets at night." "We do whatever we got to do to make it tougher on the pimps and the drug dealers and whatever other criminals we find." "Okay, we're on the same side here." "The guy who was beaten in this alley last night... judging from his costume," "I'm guessing he was a friend of yours?" "Dominion was beaten?" "By who?" "Where is he?" "He's dead." "You didn't know?" "How did it happen?" "Well, we're working to figure it out." "And it would help if you could tell us... when was the last time you saw him?" "Dominion didn't show up for patrol last night, so... when he didn't show up again tonight, we decided to go looking for him, and that's when we saw you two entering the alley." "What was Dominion's real name?" "Your friend is lying in a morgue." "An unclaimed John Doe with a toe tag." "Tell us his name so we can at least notify his family." "Brad Jeffries." "All Brad ever wanted to do was help people." "I know it sounds trite, but... ever since he was ten, right after his father died, he became obsessed with... fairness." "He insisted that everything had to be fair." "That's when he got lost in the comic book world and this online role-playing." "How long had he been doing this?" "Dressing up and going on, uh, patrol with his friends?" "The real-life superhero movement?" "Th-That's what they call it." "Uh, they've been doing it for probably ten months now." "Did he ever mention any problems or run-ins they might have had?" "Any enemies they could've made?" "He would've known better than to talk to us about it." "It would only worry me that much more, and it only aggravated Seth." "You weren't a fan of what he was doing?" "I was afraid of exactly this." "I mean, I-I warned him I don't know how many times that they were playing a dangerous game." "It's not comic book land out there." "It's the real world." "People have guns and knives." "He said it was his calling." "That it gave meaning to his life." "How can you argue with that?" "No, I understand." "Um... his two partners..." "Tina and Scott... how-how well do you know them?" "Well." "They're here all the time." "They hang out in the basement." "They were his best friends." "They would never have anything to do with his death, if that's what you're thinking." "So, Brad's mom doesn't have a problem with you guys setting up in her basement?" "I mean, Brad was the one who brought the three of us together." "You know?" "Like, inspired us." "He got me believing I could actually make a difference." "And change the world." " You know?" " But why like this?" "The masks, costumes?" "Well, we have our reasons." "For me..." "I was a victim once." "Just a 17-year-old girl, riding the bus late at night." "Yeah, I was never a victim." "But I was into some pretty dark stuff in the past." "Hurt people." "What I do now, it's my way to pay it back." "It's my redemption." "But you're not police officers." "You don't have police training." "You don't have the power to even arrest anybody." "What you're doing is borderline unlawful." "You know that, right?" "So, what do we do?" "We-we leave it up to the cops?" " Is that it?" " Well, there's an idea, yeah." "Cops go where the money is..." "the casinos, the tourists." "We aren't exactly a priority." "So, that's why we do what we do." "Come here and take a look at this." "Tell me about the gang this superhero's fighting." "Yeah, we call them the Disciples." "They've been running wild around this area for about a month now." "They're sort of our nemesis." "The drawing was Brad's version of what would happen if he found them." "These are the rest of Brad's drawings over here?" "Yeah." "What's this one about?" "Just some guy we ran into one night." "Why?" "Witnesses saw a red pickup truck last night around the time Brad was murdered." "What can you tell me about it?" "Guy was arguing with a hooker, and shoved her down." "So we intervened." "When he tried to bail," "Brad smashed the fender of his truck." " Know anything about the driver?" " No." "Have you seen him before" " or since then?" " No." "Just that night." "Okay." "That's it?" "Yeah, that's it." " Hey." " Hey!" "You know, I had no idea this was actually a thing... this whole real-life superhero movement." "More than just our trio, you mean?" "Way more." "I have found hundreds of people across the country who like to dress in superhero costumes and go out in their neighborhoods... mostly, it seems, with altruistic motives." "I'm all for making a difference, but the whole dress-up part just seems so..." "What's the word I'm looking for?" "Hello, ladies." "I bring news on our walnut shells." "Now, you remember that I said they were unique?" "You said they were charred, right?" "And also that they'd been exposed to calcium hypochlorite." "And all that just might equal..." "Sundip Pool Supply." "Might equal how?" "Turns out ground walnut shell is also used by sandblasters to clean pool tile." "They spray it instead of sand because the shells don't scratch the tile." "And how does that get us to this Sundip place?" "The charring and the chemical trace." "Sundip Pool Supply had a huge fire about three weeks ago." "It's the only logical source I can think of that matches our specific samples." "Thanks, Hodges." "I'll check it out." "Hey, Doc." "Long day for you." "Long and busy with some very interesting findings, particularly in the case of your victim." "Really?" "What have you got?" "Well, as you can see in his injuries here, there's a lot of bruising and swelling, as well as areas of bleeding." "All of this is consistent with a nonlethal beating." "Nonlethal?" "And yet, he's dead." "Thanks to a single blow that landed just here at the base of the skull." "The victim was struck once with significant force, effectively transecting the brain stem in the area of the medulla oblongata." "Okay, so maybe during the beating, one of the suspects gets carried away, hits the victim in the base of the skull and kills him." "But herein lies the conundrum." "All this bruising and swelling you see took time." "At least 60 minutes for the body to respond to injuries of this degree." "The brain stem injury, however, was instantly fatal." "Instantly?" "Like switching off a light." "So the blow that killed him was delivered 60 minutes after the beating." "That means that" "Brad Jeffries was beaten up and left in the alley for at least an hour." "According to Doc, probably unconscious." "So somebody had to come back, maybe a gang member or someone entirely different, hit him in the back of the head, and killed him." "Does Doc have any thoughts about the murder weapon?" "Said it could be something like a-a baseball bat or a club." "But here you can see these bands on his neck." "Wait a second." "Nick just came back with some more... comic book drawings from our superheroes." "Check out the weapon in that hero's hands." "It's a club with metal bands." "Right, so maybe our victim was killed with his own weapon." "Well, there was nothing like this recovered at the crime scene, so the killer must have taken it." "All right, so he either still has it or he ditched it." "There are a lot of Dumpsters in those alleys." "Let's get LVPD to check the area completely, okay?" "Hey." "Looks like that ground walnut shell trace might have paid off." "Thanks to Hodges, I went and checked out this place called Sundip Pool Supply." "Their place is all fenced and boarded up, but I got a security guard to let me in." "There was charred walnut shell, just like ours, all over the place." "So our gang must've been there at some point before they went to the alley." "Guard said that the only people working there right now are the demolition crew." "Company name is Agrerro Demo and Hauling." "They are in there every day, and this is the kicker." "The crew's foreman, Tony Agrerro... he drives a red pickup truck." "Okay, boys." "This is the guy we're looking for right here," "Tony Agrerro." " We sure he's here?" " Well, he better be." "That's his red pickup truck right there." "Let's go." "Yeah." "There's the dent right there." "Hey, Nick, ground walnut shells, same as on the boots from the alley." "Do you hear that?" "It's still warm." "He's got to be around here." "Keys are still in the ignition." "Oh, Nick." "Lot of blood." "Whoa." "Mitchell, over here." "Well, we found him." "Looks like somebody had an accident." "If this was an accident, I'm Superman." " Hey, Nick?" " Yeah?" "There are tool marks on one of these pulleys." "Looks like somebody intentionally jammed the winch cable." "Yeah, they probably knew the victim would crawl into the gap to fix it." "Yeah, and then once he was in there, pulled the lever, and squish." "Victim has a couple nasty bruises on his face." "Yeah, yeah, I saw those." "Looks like he got into a fistfight." "How old do you think those bruises are, David?" "Recent." "I don't know... 24, 48 hours, maybe?" "That times out perfectly for the brawl in the alley, so maybe our dead superhero really did get some licks in" " before they took him down." " All right, so we've got a red pickup truck, walnut shells, we have bruises now, so Tony Agrerro here was definitely a part of the gang that beat up Brad Jeffries." "Yeah, I think so, and then used his coworkers" " as the rest of the crew." " Well, that'll give us the alley gang, but it's not gonna tell us who actually went back to commit the murder." "Guys, there are some interesting scratches on this truck." "Are they fresh?" "They didn't have time to rust." "Weren't the other two superheroes... were they wearing spiked armbands?" " Who, Scott and Tina?" " Yeah." " Yeah, they were." " So, uh, maybe they did this." "Case of revenge." " Time of death, David?" " I'm gonna put T.O.D." "at around midnight last night, more or less." "Midnight." "You know, that's not too long after I talked to those two knuckleheads about that red pickup truck." "You lied, Tina." "You and Scott." "Huh?" "What... what are you talking about?" "Last night, when CSI Stokes was here, he told you about a red pickup that had been spotted near where Brad was killed." " Yeah." "So what?" " So when he asked you about the driver, you said that you didn't know anything, but you did know." "You knew the driver was Tony Agrerro." "His name's right on the side of the truck." "Okay, so maybe we didn't tell CSI..." "what, Stokes?" "... everything, but, you know, obviously, you found your way to Tony Agrerro." "Not before you got to him first." "Wait." "Got to him first?" "What do you mean?" "Tony Agrerro is dead, Tina, and we found evidence that at least one of you was there." "What?" "Wait." "No." "That's not what we're about." "Okay?" "Th-The real-life superhero movement is about... asserting a positive influence." "It's about... improving the neighborhood." "You want to improve your neighborhood?" "Go help in a shelter." "Get involved with at-risk kids." "The game that you are playing is dangerous, and now two people are dead because of it." "Where were you last night around midnight?" "I was here, with Brad's mom." "We stayed up all night talking." "I mean, Brad meant everything to her." "All right, she's devastated." "I couldn't just leave her." "What about Scott?" "Was he with you?" "No." "Uh..." "I have..." "I have no idea where Scott was." "You need to tell me where to find Scott, Tina." "No games this time." "What am I looking at here?" "Tony Agrerro's trash-hauling crew." "And shoe impressions confirm what we already figured:" "They're also his gang from the alley." "LVPD rounded them up." "Morgan and I offered a deal to the first one to talk." "We got four takers." " Their stories line up?" " All of them told the same tale." "Agreed to beating up Brad Jeffries in the alley." "Anybody say why?" "Because their boss told them to." "Right." "Agrerro had that score to settle with the-the superheroes over the hooker and the damage to his truck." "Somehow they knew Jeffries would be walking home from work." "They also knew that he couldn't resist playing hero." "So the tussle with the homeless guy was just a lure to get Jeffries into the alley." "And Jeffries took the bait." "But... they left him alive after the beating." "They were all big on pressing that point." "Right." "Well, we knew that." "I mean, he was alive for at least an hour later, until one or maybe more of them came back and killed him." "Question is, who and why?" "Well, here's a thought." "According to all of them," "Agrerro's mask came off during the fight..." "Come on!" "How does it feel to be a hero?" "... and Jeffries recognized him." "Well, there's a motive for you." "After the beating, everybody leaves," "Tony starts thinking," " Tony starts worrying." " Exactly." "He knows that if the victim ID's him, he could face serious prison time on the assault." "So an hour later, everybody's gone." "Agrerro goes back to the alley and kills Jeffries." "And then Agrerro is killed by the... the superhero out of revenge." "Only problem is..." "Tony Agrerro never went back to the alley." "You sure about that?" "After beating up Jeffries, they all went to nurse their wounds at a local dive bar." "I talked to the bartender." "Swears all five of them stayed there until close." "Agrerro ran a tab, and he never left." "Well, if that's true, then none of them could have killed Brad Jeffries." "Scott..." "I've been checking on you." "You have quite a rap sheet." "Congratulations." "Almost every charge in here involves you beating the crap out of somebody." "That's before I had a cause." "You know?" "Something to believe in." "This superhero thing?" " Yeah." " You want to know what I think about that?" "I think the mask and the cape are just an excuse for you to go out and pound heads." "You've always been a thug, only now you do it in a cape." "And you tell yourself it's okay because your victims are bad guys." "No, man." "You got me all wrong, I'm telling you." "Tony Agrerro deserved to die, am I right?" "He killed your best friend, so you did what any noble superhero would do... you avenged your best friend's death." "Only this time, Scott... that's not being a hero right there, man." "That's being a vigilante." "I..." "I don't know what you're talking about, man." "I didn't have anything to do with that." "You weren't there last night?" " You weren't at the yard?" " No." "Nowhere near it." "Then explain how scratches ended up on a truck that perfectly match those badass superhero bracelets of yours." "Then maybe you can explain to me how Tony Agrerro's blood ended up on your boot." "All right, I..." "I was there." "But he was dead when I found him." "I didn't have anything to do with this, I swear." "So you were lying before, but you're telling me the truth now?" "I went looking for him." "All right?" "The place was dark." "I heard a truck engine running." "I went to go check it out." "When I got there, he was laying there, dead." "I reached in to check his pulse." "That's probably how my arm band scratched the truck." "Scott, if you're gonna lie to me, at least get your facts straight." "Okay?" "The keys were in the truck." "The engine wasn't running." "You want to try again?" "No." "What I want is a lawyer." "Now." "Hey." "How's it going in there?" "It's not." "He lawyered up." " Wow, that was fast." " Nick got him to admit to being at the scene at the time of the murder." "It seemed like he was on the brink of confessing, and then he just got smart." "You know, the stupid thing is, if this was about avenging the death of his friend, he killed the wrong guy." "What do you mean?" "Tony Agrerro and his crew alibied out for the murder in the alley." "Morgan put them in a neighborhood bar at the time." "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "Then who killed our dead superhero?" "That is still the question." "Hey." "One of our officers just brought this in." "Matches the description of the weapon you're looking for." " Where'd he find it?" " The guy was threatening some tourist with it, outside the Palermo." "I guess they wouldn't acknowledge him as the one, true Batman." "Hi, Roger." "Do you remember me?" "You gave me my shoes." "I need you to tell me about that club that you were carrying." "The club is the source." "The club gives me power." "I am invincible with the club!" "Where did you get the club?" "I found it." "You found it where?" "In the alley?" " The one that we were in the other night?" " No." "A different place." "Uh, in a Dumpster." "Roger, that club belonged to someone." "The man that saved you." "You said he looked like Batman, you remember?" "I think that you were there, in the alley, after the fight, after the man with the cape and the mask was hurt." "That's where you found the club, isn't it?" "No." "I told you." "The club is mine." "What happened, Roger?" "Did he wake up?" "Did he startle you, scare you?" "Is that why you hit him?" "Roger, I need to know exactly what happened." "The truth." "The club's not his." "The club is mine!" "I found it." "In a Dumpster." "I don't know which one." "There are so many." "Give me something, then." "So I can check your story." "A golden star." "What do you mean, a golden star?" "That's it." "A golden star." " Russell." " Yeah." "I think we just went from one unsolved murder back to two." "I just read Doc Robbins' autopsy report on Tony Agrerro." "Now, the cause of death, that's not a surprise... that dude was crushed." "It's the time of death that's a little off." "What do you mean, a little off?" "According to Dave, it was around midnight, but according to Doc, it was much earlier." "Maybe as much as 18 hours earlier." " Whoa." " Which means our other superhero, Scott Hunt... he doesn't work as the killer." "He alibis out." "So he was telling the truth when he said he got to the yard and Agrerro was already dead." "How could David have been so far off with his estimate?" "I don't think it was his fault." "It was that truck engine." "It really was running." "Killer must've left it that way after the murder." "But that engine would've kept that dead body warm, though." "Throwing off David's calculations when he did the liver stick." "Okay, so new time of death." "That would put Agrerro's murder just a little bit after Brad Jeffries was killed in the alley, right?" "Probably first thing in the morning." "So what do you think?" "Maybe we have two bodies but just one killer." "And zero idea who it is." "I have good news on our murder weapon, particularly if you're a fan of Ethiopian cuisine." "There was butter on the club, infused with a host of exotic spices:" "Fenugreek, cumin, coriander, turmeric, cardamom, cinnamon and nutmeg." "A concoction more simply known as tesmi, common in Ethiopian cooking." "I did a quick check and found an Ethiopian restaurant just five blocks from the alley where the victim was found." "Well, there's our golden star." "So maybe old Roger was" " telling the truth about the club." " Yeah." "It's empty." "Well, if the killer dumped the club in there, he figured he'd never see it again, 'cause it'd be hauled away with the trash, along with any piece of evidence that might've been along with it." "Oh, Nick." "Look at that." "Say "cheese"." "Clearly, this is you, Seth, ditching the murder weapon only minutes after Brad was killed." "We also have your phone records, yours and Agrerro's." "Looks like you and he spoke several times, before and right after Brad was beaten in the alley." "Seth, you need to talk to us, man." "Y-You know what the jury's gonna think when they see this?" "They're gonna think you're a monster." "You're not a monster." "I was just trying to teach him a lesson." "23 years old, living at home, dressing up in a costume." "I-I thought I could scare him, make him stop." "By having Tony Agrerro and his guys beat him up?" "You had warned him that... it was dangerous out there, and this was gonna make your point." " It wasn't even that planned." " Oh." "I-I met Agrerro by chance at a neighborhood bar." "I was bitching to the bartender about Brad and his friends, the- the whole superhero thing." "And Agrerro overheard me." "He came over, pissed off." "Because Brad dented his truck." "And-and now he expected me to pay the repairs." "Said I owed him 700 bucks." "I-I joked that I'd give him" "$1,000 if he and his guys would... rough Brad up." " So it was a joke." " I mean, at first." "After a few drinks, it started to sound like a good idea." "Let's talk about how we got here, okay?" "H-How did this night happen?" "Tony called and said that he had done like we talked about, that they-they beat him up." "And I waited for Brad to come home, e-expecting him to call it quits." "But an hour passed, he didn't show up, so I went out looking for him." " I found him in that alley..." " Brad?" "... knocked out." "He was just coming to." "Brad!" "Seth." "What are you doing here?" "Your mom is worried." "I came looking for you." "This is exactly what I warned you about." "Come on, Brad." "L-Let's go home." "But to be honest, I felt bad for him." "I mean, not my kid, but-but I still cared." "But I messed up." "I-I guess I said something about him being jumped by a gang." "How did you know that it was a gang that beat me up?" "I didn't..." "I didn't" " say anything about a gang." " Brad, come on." "You've been talking about a gang for weeks now." "You've never come looking for me." "And now you know exactly where to find me?" "You son of a bitch." "You did this, didn't you?" "You set me up." "Okay, come on, Brad." "Calm down..." "No, don't touch me!" "I will get home on my own." "And when I do, I'm telling her what you did, and your ass is gonna be out of our house for good." "No, no." "You can't do that." "Screw you, Seth." "She's better off without you." "It was just an impulse, a stupid mistake." "The club was in my hand..." "Seth, we get it." "You're not a killer." "No, I'm really not." "Yeah, but... wh-why don't you tell me about Tony?" "Tell me how that happened, Seth." "I went to pay Tony the next morning." "He must've heard about Brad being dead." "He thought that he could blackmail me." "So when he was on a call, I... jammed the winch cable on his truck." "I knew he'd have to crawl in there to fix it." "It was just a matter of throwing a lever." "Okay." "So... first killing was an impulse." "Second killing was about money." "Why don't you tell us again how you're not a killer, Seth?" "There you are." "Good work on this one, by the way." "Thanks." "It was, uh, good work all around." "Got a little, uh..." "a little something for you here." " What's this?" " Take a look." "Oh." " Comic books." " Yep." "I went through my collection." "I put together a little "greatest hits" bag for you." "I also plain-wrapped it so I wouldn't blow your cover around here." " My cover?" " Yeah." "You know, as the hard science, numbers person who has no time for fantasy." "I actually don't have time for fantasy." "See, that's wrong." "Everybody needs a little fantasy." "It's a lot of pressure, you know?" "What if I don't like them?" "Don't tell me." "Hey, Russell." "Thank you." "Yeah." "You're welcome."

"(laughter)" "Ronny!" "Hey!" "Hey, Ronny!" "Why is everyone so happy to see me?" "Oh, you're drinking." "Makes more sense." "We're celebrating." "Sean just got some good news, but I don't want to steal his thunder." "Sean, go ahead and tell him." "Well..." "Sean's gonna be in the high school's Hall of Fame!" "Hall of Fame!" "That's so cool." "For athletics?" "No, Ronny." "For academics." "(laughing)" "Wow." "My son and my old assistant coach inducted in the same year." " Oh, Fatty's getting in?" " Yeah." "This is the best thing to happen to him since he died of that heart attack." "Yeah, since he died," "I feel like he's really needed a win." "MARJORIE:" "It's nice that Elaine will be at the banquet to see him get inducted." "Wait- what?" "Fatty's mother's gonna be there?" "I might not have told her about the baby." "I have not told her about the baby." "Oh, Jackie!" "How do I tell a woman that I'm pregnant with her dead son's baby?" "It was hard enough to tell you guys, and you're my family." "You never judge me." "You're right, Jackie." "We are your family." "Man, I thought I was off the hook when I heard she retired out west." "She moved to Millbury." "It's an hour away." "Way out west." "Wild West." "No, modern suburb." "They have three Chipotles." "Plus, this woman is grieving." "She's been through a lot." "I have no idea how she's gonna react to this, you know?" "When did Millbury get a third Chipotle?" "Hey, Gerard's here." "Oh, my God, why is Gerard here?" "Why are any of them here?" "They're always here." "Quick, everybody hide your drinks." "Why are we hiding our drinks?" "Gerard doesn't know about Sean's Hall of Fame thing." "We don't want to make a big deal about it." "Why not?" "Well, you know how he gets when he's left out of things." "Remember when Mike Mariano invited Sean to his tenth birthday party, but not Gerard?" "(explosive pop, children yelling)" "It didn't have to be this way, Mike Mariano!" "It's always broken my heart when one of my twins gets left out of something." "No matter how old Gerard gets," "I still see my sad, innocent boy taking out a bounce house with a fireplace poker." "(door opens)" "He's here." "All right." "Everybody look sad." "No." "Neutral." "Give me an assortment." "Hey." "ALL:" "Hey!" "ALL (sadly):" "Hey." " What's going on?" " Not much." " Zero." " Nothing." "Bought some stamps today." "Used one of 'em." "A little crooked, but I think it'll still go." "Who's been drinking whiskey?" " Oh, we have, a little." " Why?" "Well, we were pretty jazzed about the stamps." "Yeah, it's a good thing you didn't pick up your dry cleaning." "You'd all be shooting up heroin." "Uh, and also something about Sean..." "Yeah, what was it again?" "Oh, hall of something." "Oh, yeah, oh, right." "Sean may have gotten into the high school's Hall of Fame." "Really?" "Or not." "Who's to say?" "Uh, either way, no big deal." "Want to see the stamps?" "They're state birds." "Wait-did you get into the Hall of Fame, or didn't you?" "Maybe." "Probably not." "But yes." "Good for you, Sean." "You deserve it." "I mean... wow." "And guess what?" "You got in, too!" "(mutters)" "No way." "Are you serious?" "Uh... (laughing):" "Oh, my God!" "It's about time they recognized hustle and defense." "It's not all about statistics, or flash or height." "Oh, man." "This is a happy day." "I'm gonna go get a glass." "Amazing." "(laughs)" "Hall of Famer Gerard McCarthy!" "Oh..." "Thank God he bought it." "That could have been a disaster." "The McCarthys S01E10 Original air date 16/01" "Please, ma'am, I know it's an odd request, but I was hoping you could help me." "She's trying to get Gerard into the Hall of Fame." "Buckle up." "Look, he was a skilled defensive player, no one hustled more than he did, and more importantly," "I already told him he was in." "Well, you must not be a mother." "Oh, really?" "Eight kids?" "Wow." "Good Lord." "No wonder you're such a nightmare!" "Hello?" "Mom, I know it might not be pleasant, but you've got to tell Gerard the truth." "Arthur, you're the head basketball coach." "Can't you get Gerard in?" "He didn't earn it, Marjorie." "I've been coaching there successfully for 30 years, and I'm not even in the Hall of Fame." "Are you sure about that, Dad?" "'Cause Mom might have some news." "What are you doing, Dad?" "I'm trying to read a text mail." "You know you can make that bigger." "Nah, this fits in my bag." "Huh." "When they honor Fatty at the banquet, they want me to give a speech." "What?" "What's wrong with my speeches?" "You tend to ramble just a bit." "Interesting fact-bees actually communicate by dancing." "I've never been stung by a bee." "Got attacked by a goose once." "Snatched the sandwich right out of my hand." "It was a pastrami Reuben." "Of course, when I eat like that now," "I pay for it." "Don't get old." "Oh, right." "Go Saints!" "I was going off the cuff." "Hey, I like not knowing where a speech is gonna end, or if." "Even still, maybe you should write something down ahead of time." "I don't know." "It feels like cheating." "Well, that pep rally speech felt like a geriatric fever dream." "Write something down." "Hey, guys." "Just told Katrina I got in the Hall of Fame." "She couldn't believe it." "I said, "What?" "You think I'm making it up, just to mess with you?"" "Like I'm some kind of a monster." "That does sound like something a monster would do." "So, I was thinking, why don't we all go out to lunch to celebrate me and Sean getting in?" "Uh..." "Gerard... is right." "Let's go to lunch!" "GERARD:" "Awesome." "Let's do it!" "Really?" "Lunch?" "What, you want him to be disappointed and hungry?" "Maybe you're the monster." "(laughs)" "And I tell the guy, "I don't care how much the suit costs." "You only get into the Hall of Fame once."" "Or sometimes not at all." "Hey, it's Charlie Ellis." "Charlie!" "No." "What are you doing?" "Don't call him over here." "Ma, he's the athletic director." "I want to thank him." "Oh, table's a little wobbly." "We should probably go." " Hey, Coach." " Hey, Charlie." "So, I guess some, uh, congratulations are in order." " Thank you." " Thank you." "Is Fatty's mom definitely going to the banquet?" " Yeah, she is." " Damn it." "I bet she's a sweet lady, right?" "You kidding?" "She's a tough old bird." "I bet she's fun when she's surprised, though." "Oh, no." "I remember one time..." "Got it." "Fun when she's surprised." "Thanks, Charlie." "So, you've obviously got a case of the got-to-goes, so, get going, cowboy!" "Oh, wait, Charlie." "Uh, any time limit on the speeches?" "No, no, no." "Sean can talk as long as he likes." "What about me?" "What about you?" "I mean, am I crazy?" "It's like eating in an earthquake." "Oh, I'm sorry." "You under the impression that you're gonna give a speech?" "Oh, look, Charlie, your kids just got their appetizers." "Go join 'em." "Those aren't my kids." "Ooh, scandal." "We won't tell." "Bye-bye." "Ma, why was Charlie acting like Sean was the only one who got in?" "I..." "Oh, oh, look at that." "Look at that." "Oh, look at this, like... wobbled off the table." "Let's go eat at home." "Wait." "What's going on?" "Gerard... you didn't get into the Hall of Fame." "You all lied to me?" "Oh, God." "I'm so sorry." "I didn't want you to feel left out." "So instead, you let me walk around humiliating myself?" "Thanks." "Thanks a lot." "Ma's right." "This is a little wobbly." "Gerard, I am so sorry." "I don't know what I did to give you the impression that you were in the Hall of Fame." "Anyway, call me back so we can get to the bottom of this strange mystery." "Stop leaving him crazy phone mails." "You're gonna fill up his whole cassette." "And we'll have to go back in time to get a new one." "Dad, what is all that?" "My speech for Fatty." "I took Ronny's advice, and I wrote down some of my thoughts." "Looks like you wrote down all of your thoughts." "Since birth." "Take a look, wise guy, and let me know what you think." "Here, everyone take a chapter." "Mine starts with why every man should own a handkerchief and a shoehorn." "Mine appears to be a lukewarm review of the movie War Horse." "I got the goose attack story again." "Dad, just speak from the heart about Fatty, and cut everything else." "Especially this part where you rant against the government." "We're gonna get audited." "(door opens)" "Hello, liars." "You're still mad?" "Yes, I am." "I'm mad that you lied to me." "I'm sorry." "I love too hard." "It's my one weakness." "And I'm mad at the rest of you for going along with it." "But mostly, I'm mad at myself for even caring about it." "I mean, who needs the stupid Hall of Fame?" "It's just a popularity contest, anyway." "Well, it is also based on being a great player." "Whoa." "What are you saying?" "I wasn't a great player?" "You were pretty good." "Pretty good?" "Let's go to the cinema!" "In a sec, Ma." "We're in the middle of an awkward conversation." "Okay, maybe back then you might have been better." "But right now I bet I could take you." "I don't think so, Gerard." "Let's play right now." "What are you afraid of?" "Spiders." "I'm gonna beat you." "This isn't high school anymore." "I'm in great shape." "You got old." "You're twins." "You're exactly the same age." "He's two minutes older than me, and those two minutes have not been kind." "Come on." "Backyard." "Right now." "I'm gonna kick your ass into next week." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, I say we're gonna play hard and fair and see who the best player is." "Suck on that." "Well, Sean's not getting into the Trash Talk Hall of Fame." "But Gerard's fired up." "This game might be interesting." "That game was not interesting." "Congrats, Sean." "You're better at basketball." "You know it, I know it, everyone on Jackie's Instagram knows it." "I'm sorry." "I hadn't posted in a while." "I hope you're happy now." "You know what?" "I'm not happy." " Why not?" " Gerard, I might be better at basketball, but you're better at every other thing." "Oh, so you..." "Wait, what's this now?" "You got a girlfriend." "I'm single." "You're a teacher." "I'm a sub." "You have luxurious hair." "I have somewhat of a helmet." "And now I'm finally gonna get an award for the one thing that I did well 20 years ago, and you had to ruin that for me?" "Thanks a lot." "I'm going home." "Sean, no, wait." "So now that one's got feelings?" "You people are exhausting." "(low, indistinct conversation)" "(quietly):" "Sean is still mad." "Gerard's not even here." "I feel terrible." "I really messed this up, didn't I?" " Mm." " You're right." "I shouldn't beat myself up." "Thanks, Ronny." "I've had mop water that tastes better than this." "Oh, she seems fun." "That's Fatty's mom." "Oh, she seems fun." "I can't tell her, Ronny." "Sure you can." "Even if she doesn't react well, ultimately she'll be okay with it." "It's not just her." "Then what is it?" "I just wish this wasn't the story of how my baby came to be." "Once upon a time, I had a one-night stand in the back of a Mazda with a guy who died two weeks later." "The end." "Hey, the dad died in The Lion King." "They made a film and a musical out of that." "I didn't love the musical." "Puppets take me out of things." "But the songs were..." " Ronny..." " Okay, right." "My other point is that for Fatty's mom, you can dress up the story a little." "Maybe it wasn't a one-night stand." "Maybe it was a budding relationship." "Oh, that's romantic." "Oh, that really works." " See?" " (laughs)" "Great picture." "Yeah, it's like he's still here with us." "Really?" "How so?" "How is he still here with us?" "No, I meant..." "Mrs. McFadden," "I don't know if you remember us." "I'm Ronny McCarthy, Arthur's son." "No?" "Okay. (clears his throat)" "Anyway, this is my sister Jackie." "Well... your parents must be very happy that you're both still living." "Are we done?" " Yes." " No." "Jackie and Fatty were actually... close." "You were?" "Very close." "We had a... budding romance." " Really?" " Yeah." "He was a great guy." "He sure was." "I only wish we had something more to remember him by." "Well, we don't." "Anyway, better go find my seat." "Why didn't you tell her?" "I couldn't find my opening." "Really?" "That wasn't an opening?" "What were you hoping for?" ""Anyone carrying Fatty's baby raise your hand"?" "Excuse me." "(both gasp)" "They want me to speak about Fatty." "But as you can see, I'm already very emotional." "Clearly." "But as you and he were so close," "I'd like to ask you to speak about Fatty instead." "Oh... boy." "I'm honored..." "Great." "I'll let them know." "Good evening." "I'm Athletic Director Charlie Ellis." "Now, before we start tonight's ceremony," "I" " I want to clear one thing up." "There is no truth to the rumors of steroid use by our Lady Saints." "They are athletic gals who play clean volleyball." "All right." "With that unpleasantness behind us," "I'd like to introduce our first inductee." "Sean McCarthy, who..." "Wait!" "Wait." "He came!" "He came in dramatic fashion." "I've got something to say if that's alright with you." "Well, it's not." "But you've already taken the microphone, so..." "Thanks, Chuck." "Sean McCarthy was, and still is, an incredible basketball player." "But more importantly, he's an incredible brother." "He deserves this." "And the Hall of Fame is lucky to have him." "Seems that's something they could've worked out in private." "But there you go." "Anyway, without further ado..." "Now, I need this." "Oh, good." "Further ado." "I would like to introduce all of you to a very brave young man named Gerard McCarthy." "Do you know why he is so brave?" "Not really." "He came here tonight and courageously spoke to a group that didn't think to include him." "He wasn't even a starter." "Charlie, please." "This is Gerard's moment." "No, actually it's not." "You see here..." "Well, to me, it is." "Sean may have been the one to get into your stupid little Hall of Fame." "We're very proud of you, Sean." "Thanks, Ma." "But tonight, I'm proud of Gerard, too." "What the...?" "Mike Mariano's being inducted?" "Well, time permitting." "Mike, could you stand up, please?" "Who invites only one twin to a birthday party?" "Shame on you!" "Anyway, before I get us off track... this is Sean's night." "Sean, get up here." "Thank you, Charlie, for that warm introduction." "Okay, now a special treat:" "a McCarthy who's actually scheduled to speak." "Arthur McCarthy will honor our beloved assistant coach, the late Edgar "Fatty" McFadden." "Remember, Dad, brief." "Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we honor Fatty McFadden, a great assistant coach." "Thank you." "Thanks, Ronny." "I made some cuts." "Could not tell." "It was such a blur." "Did I mention he was assistant coach?" "You opened and closed with that." "Well, thank you, Arthur, for giving us back some of the time your family took." "Now, to speak on behalf of, uh, Fatty's mother Elaine," "I'd like to bring up another McCarthy." "Uh, Jackie, would you mind coming up?" "And those of you who are playing" "McCarthy Bingo, you can cover your Jackie square now." "Fatty and I had a powerful connection." "I will always have... fond memories of... our time together." "And a baby." "There will be no follow-up questions." "Thank you." "What did you say?" "No follow up questions?" "Are you having my son's baby?" "Yes." "This is what I didn't get from The Lion King." "SEAN:" "Hey!" "Where you been?" "I want to thank you for saying all that nice stuff." "I meant every word of it." "I also got you this." "Whoa-oh-oh!" "Wow!" "Yeah." "It's the game-winning shot you made at Hyde Park." "There's you sitting on the bench smiling." "Did you Photoshop that smile?" "Yup." "Also covered up a rude gesture I was making." "Is that why you're holding a pineapple?" "I'm not great at Photoshop." "I like it." "It's whimsical." "Thanks, buddy." "Well, it all worked out." "We all grew and we all moved on." "Am I responsible?" " Yes." " Totally." "Who knows?" "We all moved on." " Marjorie?" " All right, fine." "Gerard, I'm sorry." "It's just that I always want life to be fair for you two." "And I never want either one of you to have less than the other one." "Ma, I appreciate that, but we're grown-ups now." "I know that." "Ooh!" "Mini cupcakes." "May I have one, Ma?" "Yes, but be sure that Gerard has one, too." "Or not." "What do I care?" "Grow up already!" "Time for a toast." "To this family." "I think he's done."

"There is no small enemy, no underestimated power..." "Because there are no isolated peoples anymore." "No nation in Latin America is weak..." "Because all are part of a family of 200 million brothers..." "Who share the same miseries and the same feelings." "They all have the same enemy, they all dream of a better future." "They all count on the solidarity of all honest men and women." "The future will be written by the hungry Indio's..." "The landless farmers, the exploited working men..." "By the progressive masses, by the honest and brilliant intellectuals..." "Of whom there are so many in Latin America." "This man is Che Guevara." "The picture was taken in 1966." "He disguised as a businessman to enter Bolivia." "One year later, all that was left of his body..." "Were his hands." "This is Ciro Bustos." "He was accused of bringing about Che's death." "The reality is completely different." "Seven years before, Che Guevara and Fidel Castro..." "Were the leaders of the Cuban revolution." "They had won over Batista, the dictator supported by the US..." "Proving that a little group of revolutionaries..." "Was able to threaten the US interests in Latin America." "Guevara's new job as director of the National Bank bored him." "He wanted to spread the revolution in the whole of Latin America." "He wrote his resigning letter to Castro, and disappeared without a trace." "The CIA, who were looking for him, thought he'd died in Congo." "In reality, he had secretly gone to Bolivia." "The Bolivian army had taken two guerilla men..." "Who pretended to be journalists." "Frenchman Régis Debray, and Argentine Ciro Bustos." "Some have said that it was Bustos who revealed..." "That Che Guevara was hiding in the jungle." "Six months later, Che Guevara died." "The army pretends he died in battle." "In reality, he was captured and executed." "The trial of Debray and Bustos is shown on TV worldwide." "They are sentenced to 30 years imprisonment." "To the European left-wing, Debray has become a hero." "Debray and Bustos are released after three years." "Debray becomes an advisor of president Mitterand." "I believe that the current socialist ideology can't be realized." "But Debray wasn't alone." "There's also a Judas in this story." "This man, Ciro Bustos, had drawn some portraits..." "That helped the military to identify the guerilla men." "Ciro Bustos?" "There's a private listing, in the Malmö area." "He wants to talk to you, before you come in with a camera." "We have to get into his world." "We must get into his world." "Some things can't be told in just one sentence." "A sentence is just a sentence, nothing more." "The real facts aren't told." "The real story rests untold, no one knows if it will appear." "The real story isn't told." "The real story is a different one." "I suffer from chronic headaches since a long time." "It hurts a lot." "Treo is the only thing that helps." "Without it, I'd be lost." "I talked to a doctor, she didn't take it seriously." "She said that it's a habit with most immigrants." "She said walking helps to cure it." "It's ironic to tell that to someone who walks as much as I do." "I walk more in a day, than you in a week." "Guerilla fighting is mostly walking." "The last 40 years there have been only lies." "It all starts with those drawings." "They made up the facts." "All of them are liars, all!" "It's a gang of lying people." "No one knows the truth..." "But everyone has an opinion on Ciro Bustos..." "And on what he did when he was captured in Bolivia." "He has been silent for 30 years..." "Maybe because he was judged without looking at facts..." "Or maybe because he has something to hide." "To know for sure, we have to know what happened in Bolivia..." "Over 30 years ago..." "And shook the whole of Latin America." "This is the last picture of Che while he was still alive." "It was taken an hour before his execution." "The man in the Bolivian uniform next to him, isn't Bolivian." "He's a Cuban exile, known as Carlos." "His real name is Felix Rodriguez." "Sent by the CIA to find Che Guevara." "It's not surprising that Rodriguez didn't know Ciro Bustos." "For most people this artist had no clear connection with Che." "In reality, Ciro knew Guevara for several years already." "A day in November..." "I was listening to the news." "They did a broadcast on the Sierra Maestra." "I recognized Che's voice." "In the 16 months we've been in the Sierra Maestra..." "Journalists from all over the world came to visit us." "This voice was full of..." "It carried a message for me." "I didn't only hear his voice, I felt it." "I felt it on my skin." "The Cuban revolution..." "And Che, they brought something new, different." "New energy, decisiveness." "I went to Cuba for that." "To find the revolution." "Che chose Ciro as a member in a group of five persons." "Their mission was to infiltrate the jungle in the Salta region..." "And prepare the armed revolution in Che's native country, Argentine." "This project and the link between Che and Bustos remained secret..." "Until the 90's." "Che invited Bustos in Bolivia, and gave him new orders." "This picture was taken in Bolivia, the general headquarters." " Che Guevara?" " There." "He told me that his aim was taking power in Argentine." "His goal was Argentine, not Bolivia." "'I want to enter Argentine with 2 groups of several hundred Argentines.'" "'Your mission is to recruit them, ok?" "'" " Ok." "Such an assignment carries risks." "You risk dying." "If you're not ready to take the risk, you shouldn't participate." "Che was very clear on this, when he formed the group in Havana." "My first conversation with him was about that." "He talked of his plan to form a revolutionary group in Argentine..." "Of which he would be part..." "And to start the process of revolutionary war in Argentine." "This mission would be long, delicate and improbable." "It was sure that no one of us was going to come out alive." "Not me, not you, he said." " Are you ready for that?" " Yes." "As of this moment, you can consider yourselves dead men." "The time you have left is a present." "It's borrowed time." "There were only 51 guerilla men with Guevara in Bolivia." "37 died, 5 managed to escape, and 10 were taken prisoner." "Of the 10 prisoners, one seems still to be living in Sweden." "Camba." "His real name:" "Orlando Jimenez Bazan." "He was captured less than a week before the execution of Guevara." "In his diary, Che already called him a traitor..." "Saying he had deserted, because he was a coward." "Civil Service, can I help you?" "Orlando..." "Jimenez..." "Bazan..." "He died a long time ago, March 21st 1994." "He had three children, in Boras." "I don't know you." "I can't tell you anything." "Marta, Orlando's widow..." "Wants Arne, his best friend, to talk about Orlando." "Parts of the journal have been destroyed." "He could have been misunderstood." "Camba said he'd prefer things to stay as they were." "That was better for socialism." "He knew Che Guevara." "What did he tell about him?" "Can you stop the camera for a moment?" "They say daddy ran away, that he abandoned the others..." "That he slinked off with his tail between his legs." "But it wasn't like that." "He was at the top of a stony hill." "He stayed there a long time, without moving." "Finally, he moved, and a little stone fell down." "He was discovered." "And taken prisoner." "Che Guevara wasn't even there when daddy was taken!" "How could he have written that my dad gave himself up..." "Saying: 'Come and get me, I'm a coward.' ?" "There's a picture of him, a drawing." "There." "It doesn't even look like him!" "Some days after Camba was captured, Che hears on the radio..." "That Camba and another deserter, Leon, have told everything." "In his diary he ironically concludes:" "'This ends the story of two heroic guerilleros." "But is it true?" "Did Camba really desert?" "Guevara wasn't there, so the answer must be found elsewhere." "The man at his right must know more." "He's the one that interrogated Camba." "And one week later, he captured Guevara." "It's Captain Gary Prado, today a politician in Bolivia." "It unnerves me when I realize..." "That all those people who read Che's diary..." "Didn't even ask who Camba was." "He was just a name." "People think that everything that's written in papers or books is true." "But it isn't." "We realize we can't trust the written records..." "Not even those of Che himself, to know the truth." "It's certain that the fate of Camba and Ciro was determined..." "By things that happened in only a few hours or days." "For Ciro Bustos, the turning point was his and Régis Debray's capture." "But history had already chosen its hero." "Debray denies having participated in the guerilla activities." "Debray was sentenced to 30 years, a maximum penalty in Bolivia." "Debray was captured last spring by the Bolivian forces." "He says he came as a journalist to see the guerilla of Guevara." "After this incident, they put me on a shelf..." "To veil the truth." "But still, I was attacked for 40 years." "Ciro's history starts here." "This is the only picture of him with Che Guevara." "Regis Debray stands to the right." "They wanted to stay at the camp for only a short while..." "But the army had already started an attack." "Bustos and Debray stayed for more than 20 days." "When they left the camp, they were immediately taken." "The army wanted to execute them..." "But a photographer published their pictures, and saved their lives." "The following 2 weeks were, according to everyone," "Crucial in the defeat of Che Guevara." "A majority has accused Bustos..." "To have been the first to divulge the presence of Che in Bolivia." "Pierre Kalfon, diplomat and French historian..." "Wrote one of the most famous biographies of Guevara." "He's very critical of Bustos." "When I was taken, nobody knew who I was. 'Who is that guy?" "'" "The Frenchman's role there was maybe better understood." "But me, who was I?" "What was I doing there?" "It couldn't be a coincidence." "Someone like Che doesn't invite people he doesn't know." "I played the idiot, saying:" "'I'm here by mistake'." "I was going to a meeting, not that." "I don't know anything about it." "I became Carlos Alberto Fructuoso, the idiot." "This story ended, because Argentina..." "Identified me." "But for 20 days..." "I repeated the same story." "The only thing I changed afterwards, was my identity." "So when did they tell you:" "'but you are Ciro Bustos'?" "20 days after my capture." "Kalfon's book is based on the book of Gustavo Sanchez." "Kalfon lost his copy, but we found the book in Bolivia." "There is a note on the interrogations." "The part where Bustos is accused of having talked..." "Seems to be the source of the historians to blame him for talking first." "But there's something not quite right." "His false name is used." "Fructuoso." "When was his true identity discovered, after 1 or 20 days?" "Can we believe Sanchez' book?" "We call writer John Lee Anderson." "Many people who had a relation with Che wrote books about it." "Felix Rodriguez wrote his, when he retired from his job..." "As consultant in non-conventional warfare." "Shoot!" "Shoot!" "This film was made by Felix Rodriguez in El Salvador." "His leg is crushed." "This is Mario Teran." "This is the man that shot Che Guevara." "We have a meeting with him in a Santa Cruz hotel, Bolivia." "He asked 15.000 dollars." "During a short break in the talks, we put the camera rolling." " 500?" " No." "Let's just stop here." "That's easier." "Many people have contacted me over the years." "They offered me a lot of money, but I've always refused." "I have to think of the safety of my family." "When it's quiet, I can write a book about what really happened." "Like that, I can make a lot of money." "Not just a thousand, several thousand dollars." "This is the man who murdered Che Guevara." "Or is he just a simple veteran who one day obeyed an order..." "And is now scared of being recognized?" "Maybe it's fate that hindered our camera to capture his face?" "When the Argentinean police arrived, they told them all about me: name..." "That I was an artist, that I studied in Mendoza... everything." "Quintani really wanted to execute me..." "And Gonzalez of the CIA got really angry, for the first time." "I had played with them for 20 days." "He said:" "You get one last chance." "Tell us the truth." "I maintained my story. "If you are an artist, draw us a guerilla man."" "I wondered who they had already seen." "They must have seen him, or him, at the ambush." "I'll paint them those ones." "They made me paint Che." "Then my moment came." "Everything turned to my favor." "They asked me: 'who are your contacts in Buenos Aires?" "'" "'Paint them.' I told them:" "'I only know one'." "I made a drawing of that man, but he didn't exist." "His interrogators didn't know that Ciro Bustos..." "Whose real name they just discovered, wasn't a naive artist..." "But had a crucial part in Che's revolutionary project in Argentine." "These facts come to light 30 years later." "For the army, it was wonderful." "What a piece of good luck!" "They were euphoric." "They even gave me cigarettes." "It was like they scored a goal at soccer." "And I painted someone who didn't even exist!" "It wasn't my intention..." "To help the army." "These portraits were of no use to them." "The goal was to include those two persons who didn't exist..." "And hide mine and Debray's part in the story." "That was the goal..." "I have painted all this to include those two." "They don't exist." "They never existed." "Ruthman, this imaginary person, has saved many lives." "That's much more important to me..." "Than those 40 years of misery which they subjected me to." "What does it prove, Erik?" "What does it prove?" "The pictures of this man were spread through the whole world." "Pictures, not drawings." "Real pictures of him, with changing appearances:" "Long hair, short hair, with and without pipe, drinking tea..." "The whole world had pictures of him, especially the CIA." "The person who should know the truth about Ciro Bustos is Debray." "He wasn't only there..." "But in most of the books, he is the source of the accusations." "There's only one problem." "He doesn't want to talk about Bolivia." "Let's go 30 years back, Christmas Eve 1970." "3 years after their arrest, Debray and Bustos are released." "After their flight to Santiago they never met again." "Debray is welcomed by president Allende and stays in a luxury hotel." "Bustos is received with suspicion, only 1 journalist talks to him..." "Swede Jan Sandqvist, who didn't manage to talk to Debray." "Debray got many invitations..." "While Bustos has no hotel and no money." "The death of Che is tragic, of course, but..." "He is still with us." "We didn't know if he was an informer, or not." "It was a bad situation." "Debray was the star, everyone wanted to talk to him." "In Europe, Debray became the 'Cuba man', and a personal friend of Castro." "Everyone forgave him." "But the Bolivian army confirm..." "That Debray was the one who talked first." "We find Régis Debray in Normandy, where he directs a seminar." "During this meeting, we were still unaware of a fact..." "Which most people don't know about Regis Debray." "We found out one month later." "This is Umberto Vasquez Viana, the brother of El Loro." "El Loro was one of the first guerilla fighters who died." "Umberto, who lives in Sweden, contacted us in Bolivia." "He said he had some interesting information." "'Régis Debray...' It's his handwriting." "It's a letter he sent to his lawyer." "These are his words:" "'I have a deal with the army'." "'I won't tell any journalist that Che Guevara is here'." "Debray was furious when his lawyer gave this information to the press." "'The presence of Che Guevara was highly confidential'." "'I have given my word to the army not to talk about it with the press'." "So he had an agreement with the army." "He wouldn't tell journalists that Che was in Bolivia." "So the people didn't know where he was..." "But the army knew exactly." "Debray fired his lawyer..." "Who published the letter." "No one paid attention to it." "We didn't know about this when we interviewed Debray." "The whole world of communication..." "Is a world of words." "Things are said, but no one knows if they are true." "This man is totally the opposite." "It's a man of action." "For him, words are not enough." "The feeling I get when I look at a portrait of Che..." "Is something almost normal to me." "It's something I carry with me, always." "It's a reference point, I always come back to it." "I don't know who made the painting." "The people united will never be defeated" "The people united will never be defeated" "I've seen many images of Che and I liked them a lot." "I found a big poster, size A3." "I copied it and cut it." "I've tried it on many objects, it looks good." "Why did you cut off the star?" "I don't know..." "Maybe because then..." "It won't be associated with communism."

"One of the reasons I love Brown Valley so much is that when you do business here, chances are good you know the person you're dealing with." "They're a neighbor or a friend or a friend of a friend." "And you can trust them because they're part of a community." "If there is a bad egg around, people find out pretty fast." "This is why BrownStar Insurance has prospered for 25 years." "We always do right by our customers." "Kurt, Pam, this policy's gonna save you $400 a year, and it covers everything you need." "Down the road, you win the lottery, come back on in here, and I'll sell you the spendiest policy we got." "Seriously, guys, I'm gonna take care of you." " Hello, Mrs. Vanderhei." " It's Macy, Tim." " I told you to call me Macy." " Sorry, I keep forgetting." " It's a hard habit to break." " Well, you better get it right soon or" "I'm gonna have to make you stay after school." "Bring it." "Bring it." "There you go." "Do you realize I used to just stare and stare at you when you were teaching us about the rainforests or whatever?" "And I would think," ""I wonder what Mrs. V looks like with her clothes off."" "And then, boom, we run into each other in line at True Value and, boom, here we are, making love." "Like, once a week." "It's like it was fate or something." "Did you ever used to look at me and think dirty things?" "You were 12." "Right." "I got you something." " It's a scarlet tanager." " Mmm." "Like the birds you had in your classroom." "That's very sweet." "Thank you." "Wait, wait." "Look on his wing." "Hmm." "Isn't that pretty?" "Is that a..." "It's a promise ring." "Promising what?" "Well..." "We're just having a good time here." "No, we're not." "We're having the best time." "Hi, I'm Roger Lemke." "At BrownStar Insurance, we endeavor to give you the coverage you need at the best prices around." "It's the reason that BrownStar Insurance has been awarded the prestigious Two Diamond Award from the American Society of Mutual Insurers for three years running." "Because at BrownStar Insurance, we insure your dreams." "Holy Christmas!" "You knocked her out of the park." "You knocked it out of the G-D park, buddy!" "I'm just a pretty face." "That copy was all you, Bill." " Well, I..." " I do have one gripe with you, boss." " Mmm-hmm?" " If you'd waited till after Cedar Rapids," "I could have won the Two Diamonds for you four years running." "Four years!" "How do you it, Roger?" " So proud of you, Roggie." " Mmm..." "Hey, Roger." "Tim Lippe!" "I didn't even see you there." "Oh, man." " Did you see it?" " Yeah." "You were so awesome." " Oh!" "Thanks, buddy." "Thank you." " Super awesome." "Just..." "Hey, Roger." "Watch your back, Brad Pitt." "Thank you for the kind words, buddy." "Wow, cake." "Awesome." " Hello?" " Tim, it's Bill." " Hey, Bill." " He's gone!" "Tim, he's gone." "Oh, God, I can't believe it." " What?" " It's Roger." "What are you..." "What are you talking about?" "Gwen found him in the bathroom." "He had a belt tied around his neck." "Oh, my gosh." " He was half naked, Tim." " Oh, jeez." "All this time, Roger was some kind of twisted deviant." "Bill, the way Roger died was an accident." "Believe what you want, but people are talking, Tim." "Commitment to God is a big part of the Two Diamonds." "Big part." "Now, people are talking." "Hey, come here, come here." "Here you go." "This was Roger's Two Diamonds presentation." "Yeah, and it's a guaranteed Two Diamond winner." "And believe me, I'd go myself, but I'm locked in to my daughter's wedding over in Gladstone" "I got no flex." "What are you saying, Bill?" "I am saying, you need to go down there and give this presentation, Tim." "I can't go to Cedar Rapids." "You can't..." "You don't want to send me to Cedar Rapids." "All right, listen to me, you were what, 16, when I gave you that filing job right after your mom passed?" "You were living on your own, pretty much." "All by yourself." "And I'm thinking, "Now, here's a kid who's gonna go places."" "And then somehow, you just didn't." " I can't." " You're all I got, kid." "I need you to go down there and prove that BrownStar is a good outfit, an upstanding goddamn Christian outfit." "Now, the only thing you have to worry about getting good with is Orin Helgesson." "He's the president." "He's the final decider on the Two Diamonds." "So, near the end of the weekend, you're gonna sit down one-on-one with him in his suite and deliver that presentation." "He needs to be convinced that we're still worthy of that award." "If we don't fix this, our clients will leave us, Tim." "And we'll all be out in the street." "Farmers are confronted with an unpredictable risk-filled..." "Unpredictable world of risk-filled uncertainty." " Cedar Rapids." " Cedar Rapids." "I can't believe that I'm actually going." "But I gotta do it, right?" "I mean, it's not just my job." "Six other people's entire livelihoods depend on this." "Plus Carol, who does part-time seasonal work, so..." "You'll be fine." " Hey, Charlie." " Tim, what's up?" "I'm going down to Cedar Rapids for the big ASMI convention." "Oh, good." "Good." "You can keep that for now." "So all liquids, gels, aerosols must be placed in a Ziploc, and then your computer, we take out of the case and run through the machine." "It's just me." "Yeah, we gotta do it for everybody, so..." "Tim!" "Oh, praise Christ you haven't left yet." "Hey, Bill." "Hey." "I can't believe I forgot to give this to you." "It's an ASMI bible." "All right?" "It'll tell you who to talk to and who to avoid, who best to fellowship with, network, you know." "Dean Ziegler, Stevens Point, Wisconsin." "Ziegler." "You know that son of bitch called one of Lemke's biggest clients," "Joyce Armbruster?" "Smeared Roger's name." "Freaking goddang poacher." "Avoid Ziegler like the plague, please." "Now, Ronald Wilkes, the guy I got you rooming with," " that's who I want you to stick by." " Okay." "All right?" "All right, then, come here." "Come on." "Well, you lucky ducks have obviously been seated in an exit row." "I just need to make sure you're willing and able to assist crew members in the event of an emergency evacuation." "I've actually never been on an airplane before." "Well, you'll do awesome." "Well, if you do need help, I'm in." "Thank you." "Oh, sweet." "Hey, man." "Can I bum a heater?" "What's that now?" "A cigarette?" "No, sorry, I can't help you there." " Are you here for the convention?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "Tim Lippe, BrownStar Insurance." "Bree." "I'm Bree." "Nice to meet you, Bree." "Old trade secret for you." "If you keep smoking, your premiums are gonna go through the roof." "Thanks, Dr. Phil." "Hey, instead of a heater, how about butterscotch?" "Nice." "Listen, Tim, if you wanna party, you let me know." "I'm always around." "You got it." "Party hardy." "Nice chatting with you, Bree." "See you." "Wow!" "Checking in with us, sir?" "Yeah, I am." "Pretty excited about it, too." "All right." "Can I get your name?" "Tim Lippe." "And we just need a credit card for the incidentals." "Well, Trent, I was under the impression that you honored traveler's checks." "You bet." "We just need to make an imprint of the card, just like I say, for the incidentals." "Credit card?" "All right." "It's standard." "Don't worry." "We are not gonna charge it." "No, see." "Looks liked you just charged it." "Just an imprint." "Okay." "Hey, Tim." "So I just did the whole check-in rigmarole, and I'm on my way to my room." " Have you seen the pool yet?" " Yeah." "It's incredible." "I mean, there's like palm trees and stuff." "And the whole place smells like chlorine." "It's like I'm in Barbados or somewhere." "Oh, here we are." "Mi casa." "Junior suite." "Hang on a second here." "Figure out how this deal works." "The key is like a stinking credit card." "What is it?" "Tim?" "There's an Afro-American man standing in my room." "What's he doing?" "He's smiling at me." "Oh, no." "Run for your life." "Are you Tim?" "Tim Lippe?" "I'm Ronald Wilkes." "Bill Krogstad said we were gonna be roommates." "Tim, are you okay?" " Does he speak your language?" " Yes." "He actually seems pretty friendly so I'm gonna call you back later, okay?" "You are Tim?" "Oh, yes, of course I am." "Just for a minute there, I was like, "Whoa."" "Okay." "You wanna come in and take a look at the room?" "Yeah, yeah." "Check out these digs." "Hey, look, Tim, the reason we got the junior suite upgrade is because the hotel overbooked." "The point being, they were asking folks to take on a third roommate to consolidate space." "Now, to me, the savings of adding a third guy sounded like a real positive." "If you got any qualms, I hear you." "LNC." "That's "Loud and Clear."" "Who would share..." "Who would share beds?" "That's a pull-out couch." "This isn't Woodstock, Tim." "I'm sure whoever it is will be straight shooter." "Janita, double stock my mini bar, please." "1019, thank you." "Taco Bill, back in the saddle." "Hey, Ned." "Get some honey on your stinger?" "I love it." "So far, it's just the one billboard north of St. Cloud." "But at the end of the day, it's NTS." "Not too shabby." "NTS." "That's hilarious." "Ronald Wilkes, I presume." "The Ronimal!" "Give me some love, my soul brother!" "Turn down the volume, Ziegler." "You just got here." "What's the matter, friend?" "You've never seen a choco-vanilla love sandwich before?" " Wait till we start the butt fucking." " No." "I'm just having fun." "Dean Ziegler, Stevens Point, Wisconsin." "Call me Deanzie." "Tim Lippe, from Brown Valley, Wisconsin." "BrownStar Insurance." "Oh, sure, yeah." "Bill Krogstad's joint right?" "The Kroger!" "That's what I call him." "Oh, shit." "I was so sorry to hear about Lemke's passing up there." "That's guy was tits as a rep." "Yeah." "Well, Roger was just a super great man." "Amen on that." "Yeah." "Real tragedy." "Well, I don't know about you wing-nuts, but the Deanzie could use a drinksy." "What do you say we head straight to Horizons for happy hour?" "You get two-for-one drinks, ten-cent wings, all-you-care-to-eat pussy buffet." "That line was unappealing last year, Dean." "It remains so now." "Ronimal!" "I'm gonna watch President Helgesson's opening remarks." "Oh, God." "That smug fuck." "Helgesson's trying to turn ASMI into a goddamn religion with all this God and morality bullshit." "All right, you ladies stay here and do your nails." "But I'm going to Horizon's where the action is, all right?" "I'm Orin Helgesson, your ASMI Midwest Region Chapter President." "If you haven't picked up your welcome kits yet, see Mike Pyle." "Mike Pyle." "He owns the sixth largest Allstate agency in the upper Midwest." "The guy's a shark." "I'm more worried about this Ziegler guy." "I was specifically warned to stay away from him." "Don't worry about him." "He's harmless." "I'd like to talk Two Diamonds for a minute here." "The Two Diamond Certificate of Excellence is awarded every year to the agency that best exemplifies the ASMI decree" ""to provide high quality insurance," ""while maintaining commitment to community, country and God. "" "We have a record number of entries this year." "Over 50 agencies." "So..." "Did he say 50 agencies?" "Yeah, it's gonna be brutal this year." "Hey, come on." "You're gonna do fine." "Relax." "Thanks." " Hey, baby girl." " Hey, Tim." "How's it going?" "I'm in over my head." "You'll do fine." "I'm putting you on speaker, sweetie." "I just really wish you had come with me." "Oh, no." "This is your thing." "You'll do a good job." "Well, I gotta run in a sec." "I'm meeting some folks for fish at the Eagles." "I really miss you." " You'll do fine." " Thank you." "I'll try." "I really miss you." "Okay, bye, honey." "I'll dream of you in my heart." "You were checking me out." "What?" "I'm gonna have to tell the hotel there's some pervo in fitness center hitting on innocent women." "What?" "Whoa!" "No." "I wasn't doing that." "I'm, like, pre-engaged with somebody." "Unbelievable." "That poor woman should know what you're up to." "I'm not up to anything." "I swear, I'm not..." "Oh, man." "I'm totally messing with you." "I'm sorry." "Oh, my God, I'm such a jerk." "Okay, yeah." "Well, that's different." "I'm so sorry." "Joan Ostrowski-Fox." " Hi." " Hi." " Tim Lippe." " Hi, Mr. Lippe." "I'm in town for the ASMI convention." "I'm here for ASMI, too." "I'm from "Oh, my God," Nebraska." " Omaha." " Yeah." "Well, I'm gross, so I will bid you a farewell, Mr. Lippe." " Okay." " See you at Horizon's tonight?" "Yeah, I don't..." "Well, maybe." "A girl can dream." " How are you doing?" " Good." "Um..." "I really enjoyed your speech, President Helgesson." "Oh." "You were in there." "Marvelous." "I don't think we've met." "Tim Lippe." "Down from Brown Valley, Wisconsin, BrownStar Insurance." "Oh, boy." "Tim, I don't know what to say." "I'm just..." "We're all feeling it." "I'm so sorry for the loss." "Yeah, it's been really hard." "Come here, son." "Come here." "Now, Tim, let me give you a few extra drink coupons for Horizon's." "You go down there and fellowship and network with your colleagues." "Huh?" "Thank you, President Helgesson." "No, please." "Orin." "Hey, Bree isn't it?" " Yeah, the butterscotch dude right?" " Yeah." "That's me, Captain Butterscotch." "You guys want some?" "Yeah." "Tim Lippe, BrownStar Insurance." "Glen Lindstrom." "Lindy." "Lindy Lindstrom." "Excellent to meet you." "What are you guys up to?" "Timbo!" "Right here, roomie." "Party headquarters, right here." " How's it going, Tim?" " Hi, Ronald." " Dean?" " Come on." "Call me Deanzie." " What can I get you?" " Do you have root beer?" "You want a nipple on that?" "Ha-ha." "No." "The sooner you learn to ignore this degenerate, Tim, the better off you'll be." "Degenerate!" "I love it!" "That's me!" "Okay, Big Time Tim, what exactly are you looking for, pussy-wise, in Cedar Crapids?" "Nothing, actually." "What?" "Why are you showing me a picture of your mom?" "She's hot." "No offense." "She's not my mom." "Okay?" "She's my girlfriend, and we're basically pre-engaged." "Whoa, whoa." "My bad." "Beautiful woman, in any case." "Wait a minute, what's "pre-engaged"?" "'Cause if I was "pre-engaged,"" "I will be pre-porking anything with a pulse." "Where's your moral compass, Ziegler?" "You're married yourself." "Was married, Ronald." "Was." "Oh, jeez, you and Patti split up?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "She's an asshole." "Ass-fucking-hole." "Seventeen years of marriage, straight down the shitter." "Lucky if one of them was decent." "What was I talking about?" "Who wants to get wasted!" "Choo-choo!" "Hubba-hubba, check out those studs!" " Whoo!" " Joan Ostrowski-Fox." "Oh, Ron Ronald, you look Rontastic." "This one." "Oh, I could just squeeze you to death, you little firecracker!" "How are you sweetheart?" "Oh, so good." "Oh, Lippe." "My lippies are sealed." "You know this guy?" "Oh, that's right." "From the fitness center." "Yeah." "I was really naughty with you down there." "I'm really sorry, Tim." " Oh, no." "She's not." " Oh, no." "I'm not." "Shots." "Let's do it." "What do you want guys?" " Jäger time." " Jäger for me." "Twist my arm." "Drambuie." " Lippe?" " I'm a non-drinker." "Oh, that's a bummer." "Timbo, you gotta strap on a set of gords." " Yeah." " All right?" "Come on, one won't kill you." "Jeez, okay." "If you guys are gonna beat me up..." "Cream sherry." "Cream sherry?" "You're insane." "That's the craziest thing I've ever heard." "This one's weird." "Ready?" "Here we go." "In your hole!" "You be careful not to get too loaded there, Lippe." "I might have to take advantage of you." "Hey." "Excuse me." "Come on, I'm just razzing." "Cut it out!" "You know what?" "It's been a long day." " Oh, come on, Timbo." "Relax." " Come on, I didn't mean anything by it." "Good night." "You can squeeze my ass, Joan." "Ouch!" "The government currently subsidizes $935 million worth of insurance policies..." " I'm in here!" "I'm in here..." " I know, I know." "This needs to be private." "Listen..." "Whoa!" "Something really didn't agree with you, huh?" "Yeah, I had..." "I think it was tainted yogurt." "Listen, meet me in the stair..." "Meet me in the stairwell in five minutes." "All right?" "Pinch it off, it's important." "Jesus Christ." "Psst!" "Timbo." "We gotta talk." "What?" "What is going on?" "After you left, I found out some serious shit." "There is a petition going around trying to take away your company's Two Diamond Awards." "What?" "They're saying Lemke's sexual peccadilloes were not godly, quote unquote." "Somebody passed it to me, and I'm like," ""Look, Lemke might have been a class-A deviant," ""but what the fuck does that have to do with selling insurance?"" "Pardon my French, Dean, but you are completely full of bullroar." "My boss, Bill Krogstad, told me that you called Joyce Armbruster" " and smeared Roger's name." " No, no." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, Timbo." "That old whore called me." "She's going on about how Lemke's a pervert and she wanted to take her business elsewhere." "So I says, "All right, I'll crunch some numbers for you."" "Well, she calls me back later that same day saying how she got Krogstad to lower her premiums, which is exactly what the greasy twat wanted in the first place." "So, you didn't call her?" "Tim." "Look, I might be a lot of things, but a poacher ain't one of them." "And I'm proud of that." "You saw this petition?" "Yeah, I saw it." "I didn't sign it." "I said, "You guys are pussies."" "This is terrible." "'Cause the way that Roger died was an accident." "Look, Lemke could have died cornholing a crippled kid for all I care." "Not really, of course." "My sister's got one." "Down's." "Sad." "Point being, selling insurance is a business." "It's not a goddamn Boy Scout troop." "So there's the scuttlebutt." "Deal with it the way you want." "And we thank you, Lord." "We are grateful for the bounty you provide us this breakfast time." "I am so hung over right now." "The variety and the volume..." "Big time beer shits this morning." "...Lord Jesus, our truth." "Amen." "Amen." "Say that again." "I thought Pyle did a nice job, Ziegler." "What's wrong with you, Timbo?" "You're like a gloomy Gus this morning." "Come on, leave him alone." "If it's my ex-wife, I'm not here." "I'm pretty sure it's not your ex-wife." "It's my boss." "I have to take this." "Tell The Kroger I said, "Hey."" " Hello." " Tim." "I got a call from Orin Helgesson." "He tells me he's worried about you." "Tells me you're palling around with Dean Ziegler." "Laughing at his jokes, buying him drinks." " No, Bill." "That's..." " What's the one thing?" "I said, "Steer clear of Dean Ziegler."" "Bill, that Dean Ziegler..." "No, it is Orin's sworn enemy." "He told me that there is a petition going around to take away our Two Diamond Awards." "What?" "All right, who the Christ signed that, huh?" "Who the Christ signed that?" "God damn it." "God damn it." "God damn it!" "Bill, I'll handle it." "You can count on me." "You just worry about your goddamn presentation tomorrow, Tim, and stop fucking around!" " I'll handle it." " You take care of it, Lippe." "I swear, I only smoke in Cedar Rapids." "Jeez, what's wrong?" "I don't know, like, everything." "So how did you get involved in the insurance game, Lippe?" "Oh, God. "Insurance game."" "Look here, see, how did you get involved in the insurance game?" "You're freaky." "Thank you." "It's kind of a weird story, actually." "I lost my dad in a sawmill accident when I was six years old." " Oh, my God." " Yeah." "But the insurance agent fought like a tiger with the sawmill to make sure my mom and I were taken care of, and we were." "And I remember thinking, when I was kid," "I was just like, "This guy is a hero."" "I gotta say, I think insurance agents get a bum rap." "You know?" "Like this river, the Cedar River, flooded a couple of years ago." " A whole city." " I know." "I remember." "It was a massive disaster." "Massive disaster, billions of dollars in damage, and who do you think was in the trenches trying to get people's lives back in order?" "It was insurance agents." "Not all of them, but a lot of them worked really hard to get people's lives back on track." "Do you realize you just made it sound cool to be an insurance salesman?" "You are a hero, Lippe." "Shut up." " Come on, we should get back." " No, I can tell." "You're the Superman type." "Kind of dweeby on the outside but a real frigging stud underneath." "Yeah, dweeby, okay." "They call you Insurance Man and put a big red "I" on your chest." "Cool." "Well, even if you are totally full of it, which you clearly are, it's still a nice thing to say, and I appreciate it." "You're welcome." "For crying out loud, Dean, you say the same thing every year!" "Because you think you're the Pope, Orin." "And you're not the fucking Pope." "And ASMI is not a church." "There is a separation between religion and insurance." "It's in the constitution." "Oh, good grief." "You gotta admire Ziegler's style of debate." " Volume, proximity and repetition." " Yeah." "I'm doing something right." "Timbo!" "And O-Fox." "Where have you two been?" "What is that?" "You got a pube on your cheek, Timbo." " Oh, Jesus, Ziegler." " Uncool." "Eating the canned tuna from the bottom shelf." "I love it!" "Guys, I gotta boogie." "I'll see you later at the scavenger hunt." " Bye-bye." " Aye aye, your holiness." "Borin' Orin." "Just joshing." "Not." "No, I'm really joshing." "Not!" "Oh, got him twice." " What's the scavenger hunt?" " Oh!" "You are about to find out, 'cause I just signed up you and O-Fox on the same team." "Oh, yeah?" "Right on!" "I shouldn't." "Tim, I promise I won't molest you." "Yet." "No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding." "Come on, it'll be fun." "Everyone's doing it." "Okay, folks, the ASMI-Azing Race is just like The Amazing Race on TV..." "No, it's not." "...except that instead of $1 million, the winning teams gets a $45 gift card to the Kiku Japanese restaurant in the Westdale Mall." "So, look for your first clue under the sea." "And by that I mean in the pool area." "Don't get in the way." "No brakes!" "No brakes." "Coming through." "Bricks?" "What the hell is this?" "It's a word scramble, you dumb fucks." "Raff... raff." "Riff..." " Moff." " Two letters." "Two more letters." "Mo..." "Moffarts." "I know what it is." "Fun Farm!" "Yeah, be cool." "Be cool." "Golly, I really need to pee." "I told you to go before we started, you idiot." "Sorry." "Queef." " No Q." " No Q, son of a bitch." "Hey, Bree." "We're in first place!" "Good luck, butterscotch." "Okay, you're gonna make a right on Wilson." "No, that doesn't make any sense." " You're gonna..." "What?" "Oops!" " I'm gonna make a left on Wilson." "North is north." "South is south." "It's not complicated." "Never Eat Shredded Wheat." " Just remembered." " I never heard that one before." "Yeah, which is ironic because Shredded Wheat is delicious." "Where are they?" "All right, Perry." "Eyes on me." "What are you doing here?" "You want me to throw you in?" " Balls deep, man." "Go!" " Yeah!" "Go!" "All right." "What do I got to do?" "You have to find a red ball for your next clue." "I'll give you 40 bucks for the clue straight out." " Ziegler!" "Now!" "Go!" " All right, let's do it!" "Look out, Timbo, I'm going balls deep." "I got it!" "Yes!" "Fill this thing." "I'm gonna win." "Fill it." "Fill it." "Fill it." "Come on." "Eat!" "Eat!" "Eat!" "Eat!" "Go!" "Go!" "Eat the next one." "Oh, my God." "I'm gonna puke." "No, you're doing great, and, by the way, you look really good with a wiener in your mouth." "Did you just make a dick joke?" "No." "Maybe." " I love it!" " Okay, just go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Look at him." "He's like a little spider monkey." "Ha-ha!" "Leaving them in the dust." "You're almost there, bud." " Reach it!" " Timbo." "You got a death wish pal?" "'Cause you're about roughly 20 feet off the ground right now." "Take a look." "Uh-oh." "Tim?" "Oh, God." "Tim, are you okay?" "Give me a second." "What do you..." "Tim, come on down." "We got you, buddy!" "I'm gonna be fine!" "I think we better get him." " Oh, my God." " Oh, yeah." "Why did you do it if you're gonna freak out?" "Tim, I got you, trust me." "Just give me your hand, bro, lean back." "I don't trust people with pony tails." "Come on, man, give me your hand." "Let's do this." "I'm not extreme like you." "Oh, Tim." "Tim!" " Oh, my God." " Calm down." " Hold on." "Hold on to this." " I got you, buddy." "Guys, just lower him down." "I got it." "Come on down to me." "Come on down." "I got you, pal." " Relax." "Relax." " Okay." "Okay." "We got you." "We got you." "Come on, folks." "I just saved a life here." "Just saved a life here." "So since no one could complete the final task, and since Tim was higher than anyone else when all this brouhaha occurred, we're going to award the gift card to Tim and Joan." " We won!" " Nice." "I love it." "I love it." "We won We won the scavenger hunt" "We won We won" "Mmm." "We won today." " Well, congratulations." " Thank you." "And I found you a cream sherry." "To dorks." " Okay." "Cheers." " Cheers." " It's a compliment." " Mmm." "Oh, smooth." " Tim Lippe, I am trying to figure you out." " Oh, boy." "I mean, hopes, dreams, aspirations." " What do you got?" " Um..." "What I really would love someday, is to put a little greenhouse in my backyard." "Okay, dream the impossible dream." "Actually, it's far more reasonable than you think." "Oh, please." " I checked some out at Fleet Farm." " Enough." " They're portable." " Stop it." "And they won't break the bank." "Wow, I'm talking, like, fantasy land." "Okay?" "Like, what does Tim Lippe really want?" " Come on!" " Okay, a family." "Oh!" "You know, I wanna be a dad." "So, kids, I guess, is what I really want." "You want mine?" "Um..." "Well..." "Not like, you know..." "What?" " I have kids." " You have kids?" "Yeah, two." "Tyler is 10." "Ashley will be eight next month." "My little squirrels." " Oh, they are so cool." " Aw, thanks." " And, that's..." " My hubby, Rich Fox." "Richie." "We met when we were Rotary Exchange students in high school." "Lived for a semester in Norway." " You've been to Norway?" " Mmm-hmm." "Yeah." "Then we got married when we were sophomores in college, and then kids and..." "Wow." "If I had to do it all again, I don't know what I'd choose, but I don't have that option." "So this is my fantasy land, Tim." "You know, Cedar Rapids, ASMI." "This." "Sometimes a gal just needs a little vacation from who she really is, you know what I'm saying, Lippe?" "Yee-hah!" "This is pathetic." "Hey, Mike!" "I'm bored of the dance." "You love me, Deanzie." "There you two are." "Check out Lloyd." "He's going mental on the place." "Oh, and you missed Mike Pyle doing his Riverdance, hillbilly bullshit again." "Drinks on me." "I like that." "Timbo, have you tagged that yet?" "'Cause she's gotta be as moist as a damp sponge." "Ew, uh..." "No, she has a husband." " What is wrong with you, Ziegler?" " Shit." "What isn't wrong with me?" "I talk too much." "I drink too much." "I weigh too much." "I piss people off." "What's your situation, Ronald?" "Are you married or..." "Negative." "I'm pretty well married to Ronald Wilkes Insurance." "Course I have my guilty pleasures, like antiquing." "I'm active in community theater." "And I have to admit, I'm a big enthusiast of the HBO program The Wire." "But I haven't had a proper vacation in nine years." "Yeah, you know, I never take my vacation, either." "You know what you guys should do, is take a vacation together." "We can go on one of them gay cruises with Rosie O'Donnell." "You know what you are, Ziegler?" "You're what I call a real Richard." "Mr. Richard Head." "I don't get it." "Dick Head, I get it." " You're a total Richard." " It took me a second." "All right, gents." "Kamikazes." " One, two, three." " Down your hole!" "Okay, time for ASMI's next great talent." "Tim Lip is going to sing a number for us." "Is there a Tim Lip?" "Did she just say my name?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "She signed you up." "Tim Lip?" "Tim Lip?" "You can't do that." "Ladies and gentlemen," "I don't know if you know Tim Lippe here, it's "Lippe," by the way, he's down here, it's his first ASMI, he's up for a Two Diamond Award." "Let's give him a little support." "Huh?" "Tim Lippe!" " Tim!" "Tim!" "Tim!" " Tim!" "Tim!" "Tim!" "Go be my hero." " Tim!" "Tim!" "Tim!" " Tim!" "Tim!" "Tim!" "Get up there!" "Get up there!" "Okay, I'm gonna sing a song that I did at our last Christmas party." "Hope you enjoy." "Oh, holy night" "Costly premiums have them pining" "Term life robs them Of all they are worth" "But there is hope" "Policy holders now have choices" "Behold an agency" "That won't leave you torn" "Home, auto" "Life insurance" "BrownStar" "BrownStar" "BrownStar Insurance" "Of Brown Valley, Wisconsin" "We are divine" "That was awesome!" "Ladies and gentlemen, Tim Lippe." "Take that, Pyle!" " Yes!" "Finally." "Let's go." "Yes, one more." " Oh, God, no more shots." " No, I'm not having another." " Yes, I don't even wanna hear it." "One, two, three, down your hole!" "One-on-ones with Orin are tomorrow." "I can't afford to be off my game." "Neither can you, Tim." " Ronimal!" " Sit down, Ronimal." "You tied it in perfectly." "Auto, home, life, you got me!" "Yeah, that was great." "Hold, on, hold on." "I smell free booze." " No, no." "Come on, come on." " Dean." "Come on, come on." "Oh, my God." "Rug munchers." "I love it." " No way." " Gay marriage is legal in Iowa." "Come on, you guys." "This party sounds good." "Wait." "Let's go." "You're crazy, Deanzie." "I love it!" "Ronimal's on the dance floor!" "The Robot Man!" "Yeah!" "Whatever floats your boat, man." "Take cover, Ronald!" "Come on, follow me, I know where to go." "We're storming the gate." "I told you it closed an hour ago." "No, it didn't. 'Cause I just opened it up." "Come on, we're going swimming." "I'm going to bed." "We got a big day tomorrow." "Yeah, I'll be right behind you." "We're totally going in the pool." "We're totally going in!" "Come on." "This is gonna be my seaman's helmet." "Right here." "Look!" "Look at this!" "You guys." "I'm Captain Nemo, the muff diver." "I'm going on a mission for bearded clams." "Idiot." "What do you say?" "Lippe take a dippy?" "Come on in!" "What?" "That's German for, "I can't swim," and I really can't." "Oh, well, it's only 4 feet." "Well, I didn't bring a bathing suit, so..." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, I didn't either." "Timbo, it's business casual." "Get your ass in here." "Come on, Tim." "Mr. Lippe." "Calling Mr. Lippe." "Get in here." "Oh, my gosh." "It's kind of chilly, actually." " Oh, my God." " It's nice." "Dean, you look like R2-D2." "Crazy day, right?" "So..." "Oh, man." "Your skin is so milky." "It's like ice cream." "I'm having a perfect moment." "What the heck is going on here?" "Orin!" "You ruin everything." "Helgesson, I got something for you right here." "Suck on it, baby." "Right there." "Full moon, Orin." "You people are such low-lifes." "He happened to come out right then, right?" "Yeah, you were watching through the window, you kinky bastard." "Well, this is a very nice "How do you do" in the middle of the night." "Go back to your room and tie yourself up, you kinky bastard." "Will you just shut up?" "Whoo!" "I love it!" "Oh, my God." "Holy crap." " Oh, my God." " We're so dead." "I wanna make love!" "Where is everybody?" "Timbo?" "Ronald?" "Oh, shit." "Making love to you was super, super awesome." "Do you want to cuddle?" "Cuddle?" "I love to cuddle." "Okay." "You're special, Joan." "So special." "Calm down, Tyler." "You're not gonna miss the game." "Just put your dad on, please." "Hey, didn't you look at the schedule on the fridge?" "This is the last regular season game." "He actually has a chance to play, Richie, Christ." "Okay." "Okay, I love you, too." "Tell Tyler to kick some butt for me, okay?" "See you." "Good morning." "Sorry, crisis on the home front." "You already told your husband?" "Yeah, right." " We have to tell them." " No." " Right?" "I mean..." " Tim, I told you, what I do here in Cedar Rapids, it stays here." "No, I am not a philanderer." "I'm a philanderer." "I'm a philanderer!" "I have to tell Macy." "Tim, do not call Macy." "I need..." "I don't have any clothes." "Tim, calm down." "I can't." "I can't live like this." "I'm not like you." "Tim..." "I'm sorry." "Don't..." "Hey, Tim." "She's not that pretty and she smokes." " Tim?" " I made love to a woman, Macy." "Her name is Joan." "She's from Omaha, Nebraska and her mouth tastes like cigarettes." "You slept with someone?" "It was a mistake." "You mean everything to me." "I can't believe you." "You really slept with someone?" "Will you marry me?" " What?" " Will you marry me, please?" "Just don't leave." "I'll do anything." "Tim, slow down." " Please, let's get married right away." " Whoa." "Listen, I've been trying to tell you this, but you seem to have a hard time grasping it, okay?" "I was married for half my life." "I've been divorced for all of six months." "I wanna enjoy my freedom." "What?" "Like, is there someone else?" "Well, I wouldn't put it that way." "I mean, there's no one person in particular, no." "What do you mean, "No one person"?" "There's people?" "Like, plural, people?" "Not a lot, I mean, just a few." "I'm dying." " Tim..." " I'm dying." "Pull yourself together." "I can't..." "I literally can't breathe." "I literally can't breathe." "Tim..." " Tim..." " I can't breathe." "Timmy..." "Yeah, yes?" "You know that bird you gave me?" "What kind of bird was it?" "Scarlet tanager." "And what kind of sound did it make?" "Come on, you remember." "That's right." "Very good." "And do you remember what we learned about when the baby birds are born?" "When the mommy decides it's time for them to leave home?" "What does she do?" "She nudges them out of the nest." "That's right." "But the mommy bird knows that even though the babies are scared, it's time for them to fly away." "So, even though your heart hurts very, very much," "I think it's for the best." "It's time for you to fly away, Tim." "Bye-bye, little birdie Tim." "Bye-bye." "Bye, bye-bye." "I love you." "Yeah, you better love me if you're gonna fuck me in the poop shoot the way you done." " Bill?" " Orin Helgesson told me about your little hootenanny in the pool there, Tim." "What are you thinking?" "You add that to the goddamn petition," " may as well commit suicide here." " Father of the bride." "Yeah, I'll be right there." "I can fix it, Bill." "Just tell me what to do." "Oh, what to do." "You can win the Two Diamonds." "That's what you do, Tim." "Or so help me, Jesus God, you won't have a job, you won't have a life." "All you'll have is my fist up your ass and believe you me, that's something neither of us wants." "Bill, please, just listen to me for a minute..." "Ah!" "Cripes almighty." "Worst day of my life." "Hey, sorry, folks." "Oh, you look so beautiful, Kim." "You look like a flower." " Smile, father." " A gosh dang flower." "I'm dead." "Macy broke up with me, Orin called Bill, I'm gonna lose my job." "My life is ruined." "Sit down." "Your life is not ruined, Lippe." "Now, I swore I would never tell." "I promised." "Roger Lemke," "I know how he won the Diamonds all those years in a row." "Yeah, he knocked it out of the park." "He paid for them." "He paid Orin cash in exchange for the Two Diamonds." "That's not..." " That's not true." " It is." "He told me himself." "Roger told me." "Really?" "Why, he just told you that?" "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard." "Why would he tell you that?" "We were together." "It was stupid." "It ended two years ago, 'cause he was getting into some pretty weird stuff," " as we all know now." " No." "Roger was a good man." "He was a family man, and that was an accident." "Roger was a freak." "Not to mention a small minded, egotistical con artist." "He was a liar, Tim." "And, yes, he paid for the Two Diamonds." "My foot!" "I'm sure you seduced him, just like you did me." "You ruined my life." "Are you fucking kidding me?" "I am trying to help you out and you are acting like a child." "Well, I'd rather act like a child than a prostitute." "Timbo, red bush?" "Deanzie needs details." " Lay off." " What the..." "What are you doing?" "Timbo, what the hell's wrong with you, Timbo?" " What are you doing?" " Ow!" " Ow!" " Titty twister!" "Why are you laughing?" "You think my life is a joke?" "I lost my job and my lover and my hero paid bribes to win the Two Diamonds." "What did you just say?" "Lemke bought the Two Diamonds?" "You're saying Lemke paid off Orin?" "No, Dean, you can't say anything." " You can't..." " Oh, my God." "Dean, please." "That holy rolling hypocrite." "I love it." "Timbo, this is pure gold." "Please don't." "All right, listen." "We look like a couple of homos out here." "Let's go in the room and discuss this like gentlemen, over Bloody Mary's." "You're freaking out." "Your world is crumbling." "It's your first ASMI." "I get it." "Here." "Welcome to the jungle, Timbo." "Now, my ex, Patti, well-established fact that this broad is a serious cunt stain, am I right?" "But she's got it to where the kids hate my guts." "I'm the bad guy." "Except, when our 17-year-old daughter comes home pregnant, who's the one who's so depressed she can't come out from under the afghan on the goddamn couch?" "Patti." "And who's the one who's planning the baby shower and taking Meg to the gyno and all that shit?" "The fucking Deanzie." "What are you talking about?" "What I'm talking about, Tim, is, even though I may be a blowhard and, let's face it, kind of a jagoff," "I'm there for the people that need me." "And I don't spill my friends' beans." "Now, tell me this." "Are we friends?" "Yeah." "Did you feel that?" "Something just happened right now." "Now, you're with Deanzie, and I'm not letting go." "And believe me, I would love to expose Orin Helgesson's hypocritical bullshit." "But if you're asking me not to, I won't, because you're my friend." "Thank you." "Now you see how dark this place is." "All right, I got tiger scratches on my back from 20 years in this business." "Let me tell you something." "If you wanna survive, you either gotta fight the tiger or you gotta dance with the tiger." "Like Roger did." "How do you make the tiger dance?" "You gotta show him a little teat." "How'd it go with Helgesson, big guy?" "I think I did a fair to middling job." "Oh, Tim, don't forget, your one-on-one with Orin starts in 10 minutes." "President Helgesson." "Come in." "Have a seat on the davenport." "President Helgesson, what I'd like to talk to you about today are risk mitigation mechanisms available to..." "You came down here to the big show, Tim, and you got the little twinklies in the eye, and you succumbed to the call of a floozy." "I just want to say I'm really sorry for my role in the malfeasance in the pool." "You blew it, Tim." "You blew it." "I need the Two Diamonds." "Well, you should have thought of that before you took off your big boy pants." "No, no." "Please, just..." "All right, now you take a minute to compose yourself and then I'm gonna have to ask you to leave." "I'm prepared to show you a little teat." "Will you dance with me, President Helgesson?" "Do you wanna..." "We can dance." " Tim..." " I have money." "I can give you money." "Interesting." "You know, Tim, one thing that Roger knew." "Roger knew that if you want to win, you..." "I like the way you put it, you have to be prepared to show a little teat." "It's a $50 traveler's check." "It's fully insured." "Well, so it is." "So it is." "What else you got hiding in there?" "I brought $1,500 in checks in case of an emergency." "Well, this sure seems like an emergency to me." "Congratulations, Mr. Two Diamond Award winner." "Looks like I just found the next Roger Lemke." "You remember that petition to recall BrownStar's Two Diamond Awards?" "I just made that disappear." "Poof!" "Gone." "Rainmaker." "Hey, can I bum a heater?" "Yeah." "So, you wanna party?" "Maybe." " Maybe later?" " Maybe later." "All right, I'll be around." "Hey, can I bum a heater?" "All right." "Hey, butterscotch." "You look like you're in serious need of some relaxation." "Yeah." "That's okay, I don't have any money anyway." "No, no, no, I didn't mean that." "I'm going to a party at my Uncle Ken's house." "You should come." "I don't know, Bree." "I did something today I don't feel very good about." "I do that, like, every day." "How could I do that?" "You know, it seems like your subconscious is all, like, talking shit." "Like, "Fuck you, man." You know?" "Yeah, I just..." "I'm a criminal now." "I mean, that was a criminal act." "It's kind of like, you can't keep your emotions in these little cages like little animals, you know, like coyotes and armadillos and shit." "It's like, they just want to break free." "Right, Uncle Ken?" "Yeah." "Pass me that Q, Bree." "Whoa." "Is that..." "You..." "Wait, you can't..." "I don't know, is that safe?" "This would be marijuana, I take it?" "It'll make you feel better." " Suck the glass dick, dude." " It's not..." "Suck that fucking dick, man." "Oh, jeez." "Oh, jeez." "Oh, jeez." " Yeah!" " Yeah!" "Butterscotch lit up." "It's so pretty out here." " Hey, you're getting fat." " Fuck your mom." " What?" " Fuck wad." "Everyone's cool." "I promise, man." "Hey, nice suit, faggot." " Leave him alone, Gary." " Fuck you, whore." "Hey, that's not very cool." "Yes, it was." "It was pretty cool." "Suck the shit out of my cock, Gary." "Okay, let's schedule that." "There we go." "Magic's happening." "Okay." "Oh, my God." "Danny?" "Danny isn't here, Mrs. Torrance." "Danny's gone away." "But, here's Johnny." " And a shining good evening..." " Where is Timbo?" "This is weird." "I wanna know what happened at that one-on-one today." "Since when did you care about stuff like that, Ziegler?" "Let's just say I'm worried." "All right?" "Yeah, I'm a little worried myself." "He was really pissed at me this morning." "Oh, I know." "Believe me." "We talk about everything." "He's practically my best friend at this point." "You just met him two days ago." "You know what, blow me, Ronald." "It's not my problem if you're too goddamn afraid to tell another man that you love him." "What is his cell phone number?" "I don't know." "I don't have it." "I've got it." "Here, no, no, no." "I'll talk to him." "I'll talk to him." "He's not gonna recognize your voice." "Hello?" "Timbo, you're missing the show." "Deanzie!" "I miss you." "I miss your smile." "Yeah, yeah, I miss your smile, too." "What are you doing?" "I'm high on drugs." "I'm a 110% blotto." "Where are you, buddy?" "I'll come meet you right now." "You wanna party, Deanzie?" " Yeah, you know me." " Good." " Bree, Deanzie wants to party." " Yeah!" "How does he get here?" "I used to worship these guys." "I thought they were like, terrific and important and like..." "And like, they were good to other people and they did the right thing and they were special like the Founding Fathers of America." " Like Thomas Jefferson." " Yes!" "NTS." "Bree, not too shabby." " Ron..." " What?" "Is there something wrong with your van?" " No, there's nothing wrong with the van." " Why is it going so slow?" "I don't wanna mess around and get a ticket." "Ron, the car's gonna stall if you go any slower than this." "Look, there's a turtle, that's going faster than us." " Where?" " She's kidding, Ron." "There he is." "You're smart." "You are." "And you're pretty, and you're sweet, and you're insightful." "You're insightful." "Like a guidance counselor." "And your smile, just then, when you do that." "Don't do that 'cause it makes me, like, happy." "Too happy." "And you don't have to do those things that you do with, like, strangers." "You're good, and you don't need to do that." "You're so sweet, Tim." "But, you know, we're all just selling something." "A fuck, dope, insurance." "What about that guy you had to bribe for that award or whatever?" "It's like we're all just selling something." "I know, and it's a major bummer." "You just bummed me out." "What you said just bummed me out." "I'm so bummed out right now." "I'm so bummed out." "I'm so bummed out." "Oh, man." "This place is bad news." "All right, look." "You guys go in the front door, I'm gonna go around back." "Sounds good, Rambo." "Do you know what an RIP license app is?" "You don't, do you?" "You don't even know." "You're probably uninsured." "You have it all figured out." "I bet you don't even have a toothbrush." "Come on, Tim, don't." "What?" "Hey!" "We don't want any trouble." "We're just here to get our friend." "I got a fucking toothbrush." "That's enough." "Gary, he's cool." "I said he's cool." "Don't do that to Bree." "Don't push!" "Don't push Bree." "Hey, whoa, whoa." "Can we help you?" "Yeah, maybe you can." "I'm looking for a friend of mine." "He's a skinny guy, wearing a suit and tie." "Have you seen him?" "Eat me, cop." "I'm not a cop, Joan Jett." " So, clean out your ears and tell me..." " You know what, man," " what's your fucking problem?" "Really?" " I don't have a problem." " Look, I'm just asking a question." " You want a little piece of this?" "No, I don't..." "Ow!" "No, stop!" "Okay, that's enough." "Hey, stop!" " Here, grab my hand." " Grab his hand!" "Grab my hand." "I'm trying to help you up." "Grab my hand." "Let him help you." "What are we gonna do?" "Come on." "Come on?" "Hey." "Hey, Hey!" "Who's this motherfucker?" "I may look like some suit wearing businessman to y'all, truth is, I'm straight up gangster." "And I always keep one in the chamber in case you pondering." "So, I suggest for the time being, you let my nigger be, motherfucker." "Come on." "Get up." "Indeed." "Timbo!" " What about Ziegler?" " Ziegler will be coming." "Just start the car." "Bye, butterscotch." "See you tomorrow." "Butterscotch, come back." "Come on." "Just go back inside." "Here, here, here." "Take a beer for the road." " There he is, there he is." "Stop." " Don't stop." "Don't stop." "I'll catch up." " Just go slowly." " Where you going?" "I thought you were gonna kick the shit out of us?" "No, no." "Come on, faggot." "We're just getting to know you, bro." "Hey, wait, wait up for me, wait." "Bree, What are you doing?" "Bree, get back here." " Who are you?" " I'm friends with that dude." " You're friends with Timbo?" " Yeah." "Fuck, yeah!" "I'm his best friend." "Get in there." "Move." "Hit it, Ronimal." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "My God, you guys." " You know her?" " Yeah." " Yeah, you know me." " She's my friend." " Yes, I've been..." " 'Cause she's like, "He's my friend."" "I was like, "Yeah, he's my friend." "Get in the van." What are we doing here?" "Timbo, what the hell happened back there?" "I don't know." "I was on the floor getting kicked, and then I looked up and Ronald was like," " talking like a ghetto person." " He was." "I don't like to brag, but I do a pretty convincing Omar from the HBO program The Wire." ""At least those crackers back yonder seemed to buy it."" "I love it." "Crackers." "That's exactly like they say it, Ronimal." "Put them up." "That's incredible." "Watch this guy, he's got tricks." "I'm telling you." " Good night." " Good night." " Bree!" " No, Tim." " Why don't you come back with me?" " Oh, no, that's not gonna happen." "Thanks for being so cool." "I love you." "Jesus." "I love you, too." "I love you so much." "You could fuck me in the ass if you want." "Oh, no." "Okay." "Maybe another time, Timbo." "I have heard about that." " Good night." " I wanna do that." " Bye-bye." " Wait." " Night-night, Tim." " Bree." "This is a great place you got." "We gotta hit the road." " Her eyes are like round oceans." " Yeah." "And her freckles." "But she's a prostitute and I sold my soul a little." "All right, Timbo." "Just keep it down." "Bree sells her body, but I sold my soul." "Okay." "Why don't you guys get some sleep." "I'll stay up with him and make sure he doesn't chew his arm off." "Listen, whatever you did, buddy, you had to do, and I ain't saying squat." " I sold my soul, Dean." " I know, I know." "Okay, lie down." "You promised to bring me a pocket of posies" "You promised to bring me a pocket of posies" "You promised to bring me a pocket of posies" "Johnny's so long at the fair" "Oh, dear!" "What can the matter be?" "Oh, dear!" "What can the matter be?" "Oh, dear!" "What can the matter be?" "Johnny's so long at the fair" "Joan, I'm sorry I called you a prostitute." "You're not a prostitute." "I am." "You're just a really nice lady." "It's okay." " Bill?" " Hey, Ron." " Bill?" "What are you doing here?" " Hey, Tim." " Joan." " The Kroger." "I love it." "Ziegler, Jesus." "What the hell is this?" "Some kind of goddamn pajama party or something?" "No, it's a circle jerk, Bill." "Drop your pants and grab some lube." "Oh, that's nice." "No, I'm here to give some good news to someone." "Orin called me." "He tipped me off, I don't know how the hell you did it, but we won." "And, well, it's the darndest thing, it seems like winning four awards in a row has made us look pretty attractive to certain folks." "Mike Pyle is buying BrownStar." "You're selling?" "That's why I drove down here." "Gonna sign the contracts in the morning." "Boy, it's a super deal, too." "Super." "Only snag is, and you gotta know, I fought like a goddamn wild cat on this." "Pyle is shutting down the Brown Valley office." "What?" "No, don't worry about it." "I got Pyle to fold you in to the Milwaukee office." " Bill..." " No, stop it." "Do not thank me." "Do not thank me." "You earned it." "You earned it." "It was all you." "Tell you what, why don't you get some sleep and we'll talk in the a.m." "Does that sound good to you?" "That's what we'll do." "All right." "Ron." "Hello?" "Hey, Kurt Gambsky, it's Tim Lippe." "Hey." "It's Tim Lippe." "I am awful sorry to bother you at this hour, but, Kurt, I have to ask you something." "I'm sorry to call you so late." "I'm calling on behalf of Tim Lippe." "Oh, Tim Lippe, yes." "Go ahead." "I'm not selling anything," "I just wanna explain something to you for two minutes." "Do you have two minutes?" "Of course." "Well, he certainly values you as a customer and I was just wondering, if he needed to reach out to you, would you be willing to help him out?" "You bet." "Tim rocks." "Here we go." "It is my privilege to announce the Two Diamond winner, our friends from BrownStar Insurance," "Bill Krogstad, I see you there." "Come on, come on." "Front row, he's in the front row." "Let's hear it for him." "Oh, man, this is great." "Thanks, Orin." "This is so great." "I think this is kind of a bittersweet honor, folks, because, after 25-plus years, I'm gonna be selling BrownStar." "Yeah, to this son of a gun right here, Mike Pyle." "Let's hear it for him." "Come on up here, Mike." "Bill and I wanted to take this opportunity to finally put pen to paper on our deal." "Guys, hold on a minute." "Tim Lippe, everyone." "Hi, everyone." "As you just heard, Mike Pyle wants to buy BrownStar, but only if it's a Two Diamond rated agency." "And for good reason, because the Two Diamond Award is synonymous with modesty, integrity and hard work." "Which is why it might surprise you to find out what I actually did to win this award." "I went into my one-on-one session with Orin in the Tiffany Suite, and we engaged in a filthy act of which I am totally ashamed." "I let Orin inside of me, where he tainted the most sacred and special part of me." "Of course, I'm talking about my integrity, which I thought was priceless, but turns out it's only worth $1,500 because that's what I paid Orin to get this award." "Tim, I think there's some mistake here." "No mistake." "No, I think I have receipts for the back dues." "You can't hide from the truth, Orin." "When I got to Cedar Rapids," "I was scared and I trusted the wrong people." "I thought, because I was from a small town," "I couldn't think for myself." "Boy, was that a mistake." "ASMI deserves an award that actually stands for something, and I just hope that by the time I come back next year, maybe I will have shown you that I really understand what that means again." "I'm really sorry." " Hey, Bill, the award was part of the deal." " I know that." "This is a problem." "We got a real mess here." "Nothing I can't change." "You don't have the award." "A deal is a deal." "It's right there." "You just saw him give it to me." " What are you talking about?" " This is a no go." "This is a no go." "I'm proud of you, Tim." "That was the right thing to do." "Lippe, you freaking goofy bastard." "After all I did for you, how dare you?" "You fucked up a great deal." "No, that wasn't a good deal." "It was a dirty deal." "You lied." "Sold us down the river." "And you know what?" "I've had enough of it." "I called a bunch of my clients last night." "They all said the same thing." "They said they trust me, and they want to stick by me, and I wanna stick by them." "I'm gonna try to make a go of this on my own in Brown Valley." "You listen to me, kid." "This is my company and I'm selling it." "All right, well, you'll have to do it without my clients." "I've already got 17 of them committed to me in writing." "Oh, yeah?" "Really?" "We'll see about that." "It's squeaky clean, Bill." "I've got the faxes right here." "Son of a bitch!" " You did it." " That's fighting the tiger." " Wow." " Right there." "Let's get this guy a cream sherry, tout de suite." "Way to stand them down." " I feel like I'm gonna throw up." " That was awesome." "Here you are, Mr. Lippe." "Thank you." "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "I don't know." "I'm too doggone tired to answer the door." "I love it." "Classic Ronimal." "Almost not a joke." "I'll tell you what, guys." "My cousin Bob, who is loaded by the way, has a cottage in Lake of the Woods in Canada." "This summer, the three of us." "What do you say?" "More time in a tightly enclosed space with Ziegler." "Sign me up." "I think it sounds like an awesome idea." "Actually, the Ronimal could use a vacation." "Done and done." "Give me some sugar." " Oh!" " Come on, Timbo." "I love you, pal." "There she is." "The belle of the ball." "Until the next ASMI, my dear." "Bye, Deanzie." "Stay foxy." "Call you tomorrow, Timbo." " Bye, Ron." " Bye-bye." " See you, Ronimal." " Bye." "So, you keep in touch." " E-mail, all that good stuff." " Yeah, I will." "Of course." "Thanks, Insurance Man." "For what?" "For a good time." "Oh, hey, you." "Jeez, what happened?" "Well, let's see." "I got beat up, and I got completely blotto on drugs and alcohol, and I befriended a prostitute." "It was awesome." "Well, I guess someone deserves two bags of honey roasted peanuts." "Wow, thanks, Sherri." "You bet." "See you next time." "Two bags." "Awesome." "Why did the psychoanalyst prescribe anxiety drugs to the anxious doctor?" "I don't know." "Because he had no patience." " Okay." "Ouch!" " Okay." " That was painful." " Okay, what's brown and sticky?" " I don't know." " What?" "A stick." "What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?" "A quarter-pounder with cheese." " Oh, man." " That's gross." "That's terrible, man." " Yes, you can." " No, you can't." "I've heard..." "No, it's not a wives tale." "You can." "No, you can't really do that." "The flame would go up into your bottom and..." "No, no, listen." "...blow you up or something." " You know what?" "I got one in the chamber right now." "I got one right now." "Oh, my gosh." "It went back up there a little bit." "Hi, I'm Dean Ziegler." "Hi, I'm Ronald Wilkes." "And I'm Tim Lippe." "There are a lot of risks out there today." "Which is why you need insurance from the best." "If you live in Wisconsin or Minnesota," "Top Notch Mutual has your insurance needs covered." "Because, no matter what happens..." " We got you." " We got you." " We got you." " We got you." "Don't worry, little girl." " We got you." " We got you." "Remember, call anytime..." " Day or night." " Because no matter what..." " We got you." " We got you." "Last night I had the strangest dream" "I sailed away to China In a little row boat to find ya" "And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned" "Didn't want no one to hold you" "What does that mean?" "And you said..." "Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride" "Nobody gonna slow me down Oh, no" "I've got to keep on movin'" "Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride" "I'm runnin' and I won't touch ground Oh, no" "I've got to keep on movin'" "You're on the road and now you pray it lasts" "The road behind was rocky, but now you're feelin' cocky" "You look at me and you see your past" "Is that the reason why you're runnin' so fast" "Never let another girl like you" "Work me over" "Never let another girl like you" "Drag me under" "If I meet another girl like you" "I will tell her" "Never want another girl like you" "Have to say, oh" "Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride" "Nobody gonna slow me down Oh, no" "I've got to keep on movin'" "Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride" "I'm runnin' and I won't touch ground Oh, no" "I've got to keep on movin'" "Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride" "Nobody gonna slow me down Oh, no" "I've got to keep on movin'" "Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride" "I'm runnin' and I won't touch ground Oh, no"

"Previously on "Brothers Sisters"... when that nerve block wears off,it's gonna hurt like hell." "Aren't you gonna prescribe something?" "Given justin's history of drug addition, he is completely against taking any narcotics." "my wife cheated on me." "She accused me of cheating on her so she could get a better divorce settlement, and she knows I won't fight it." "William,our son,should be here with his sister,with us,and he's not." " Look,I know he's gone." " I know it hurts.I'm sorry." "Now you know how hard it is to love someone who doesn't love himself." "You know,you ended things with me,scotty." "I think my mom needs someone at the vineyard." "That would be so awesome." "Sweetheart,you have to take something." "I can'T." "Hold on.Just hold on." "okay.okay,good." " I got you." " I got you." " good,good,good." " Okay." " What is this,a bubble bath?" " Yeah.Don't knock it till you've tried it." " Look,we'll get those bars installed." " Yeah." "All right?" "ooh." " are you okay?" " Yeah,I'm great." "Oh,don't give me that gentle kevin look.You know it creeps me out." "Okay,well,stop... stop being so macho." "What are you gonna do,light candles now?" "Yes,as a matter of fact." "Look,I'm creating a meditative atmosphere." "It's a well-known fact meditation can help minimize pain." "The only thing you're minimizing right now is my testosterone level." "Check this out." "oh,no.No,no,no,no." " It's peaceful." " It's crap." "Will you just get a cd off my dresser,please?" "Okay,fine." "But you're ruining my vibe." "kevin,I said turn it off!" " What?" "Okay,okay!" " Oh,no.I-I didn't see anything." " Ooh.Okay." " Um...are those bubbles?" "No." "Okay,you have a ch... oh,wow." " Hi." " Um,may I please grab my toothbrush?" "Yeah,sure.Okay." "We grew up with sisters.We gave up on privacy a long time ago." "You know what?" "Speak for yourself." " you want me to stay with you?" " Kevin,I'm not dying." " You don't need to keep a vigil for me." " Okay,fine." "Back in a bit." " how did it go?" " He'd be a model patient if he weren't so ornery." "Is he really not taking any medication?" " Aspirin,ibuprofen." " That's not enough." "No." "The doctors told him yesterday point-blank,by not taking the painkillers, he's interfering with his own recovery." "He not sleeping.He's not resting.He's just not getting better." "Just because you're staying with your daddy,paige, doesn't mean you can use that tone with me." "Well,I am sorry that you think that." "I still love you.Okay?" "Bye-bye,chicken." "Yeah,I got mother of the year all sewn up." " Where's justin?" " Taking a bath." "Is he still in pain?" " Yes." " Bad." "He's still not taking his meds." "He's afraid." "He wants to stay sober." "Yeah,but if by not taking them he's stalling rehab, or worse,risking more injury... he could have trouble walking,running... mm,surfing.Did you try surfing?" "Yes,I offered to buy him a new surfboard." "What,am I crazy?" "I'm terrified 'll become an addict again." "I know what he went through,what we all went through." "You're not crazy,mom." "Every time I talk to him,it's like talking to a stone wall." "Well,I think we should keep trying." "how do you manage to smell so good, even in the basement of a chemical plant?" "God,is there some sort of presidential aftershave you're wearing?" "You smell like a power devil." " A power devil?" " yeah." "Is that like a tasmanian devil?" "'Cause I think I shot one of those once." "Okay,uh,listen.Hey." "Six minutes ago I learned that your ex-wife courtney is going on "larry king,"" "where she will be nastily telegenic while also sympathetic and vulnerable." "Look,people are sick of that stuff." "They want to talk about health care,jobs,the war, why it's 72 degrees in iowa in the middle of october.Right?" "What?" "Why...why are you giving me that face?" "Well,because travis has a point." "They also want to make sure that you didn't throw your wife under a bus in a mad dash to power." " You...you're definitely gonna have to talk to her." " Thank you.Finally." "So you think that I should crawl into the gutter with her." "No.No,I don't think you're gonna have to crawl." "I..." "I think she'll drag you there." "Enough.I have voters to meet with." "He so listens to you.I'm awed." " He has to make up his own mind." " Yes,but you can help him with that." "we have to muzzle her,kitty.Would you talk to him?" "As his smiling fiancee or his communications director?" "Either,but pick one." "I'll go along with whichever you decide." "so you're gonna love this accounting program.And as the business grows, you can expand the functionality to handle online orders." " We should be so lucky." " We'll get there." " You'll see." " Sorry to interrupt." "Nonfat chai latte for holly." "Tommy gets the tall americano." "And,saul,I got you a double espresso." "Oh,tommy,I put your schedule up online so you can access it from home." " Thanks." " one of these days we're gonna clone you." "Cool.So with two of me,that means my salary doubles,right?" "Uh,no." "All right,move over.Let me give this a shot." "Okay." " Lina seems to be working out,huh?" " Yeah." "Yeah,she's been great." "Are these the latest pictures of lizzie?" "She's really starting to look like a walker more and more every day,isn't she?" "Yeah." "So tell me,tommy... how's julia?" "Honestly,I can't remember the last time she seemed completely happy." "Well,you ow,you have to give her time." "The two of you have been through a lot." "And just out of curiosity, what was a time that the two of you were completely happy?" "Our honeymoon." "But I can't justick up and go to hawaii." "Well,then you bring hawaii to her." " Can you smile?" " honey?" "Hey,babe?" "oh,hey,uh,ben,beth.What A... what a nice surprise." "well,you keep working on that poker face,son." "No,it's just,uh,I didn't know you were coming." "Well,I just couldn't spend another second away from my girls." "I swear I could eat this child up." "yeah." " What are you doin' home?" " I,uh,took the afternoon off." " I..." " oh,look,jules,he brought you an orchid." "Yeah,I was thinking about that week in maui and how you wore an orchid in your hair every day,and I... oh." " Thank you." " Yeah." "What did you do?" "A man only brings home flowers to apologize." "stop it,ben." "Don't mind him,tommy.He's just cranky from the drive." "it's beautif." "I love it.Thank you." "So your parents just showed up?" "We don't always know when your family is stopping by." "Yeah,but at the end of the night,my family goes home." "How long are your folks staying for?" "As long as they want." "I brought you a ginger ale." "Thanks." "Mom,I'm okay.I'm fine." "Oh,yeah,you're fine.You're terrific.We should all be so lucky." "All right,tell me,what's the fastest way out of this conversation?" " By having it." " Okay,I'm not "fine."" "No,you're not fine." "I think we... you should explore the possibility of taking the pain medication." "You realize you're talking to your son justin?" "The youngest one,the one with the drug problem?" "I've talked to all of your doctors and your physical therapist." "I even called dr.Benedict." "My pediatrician?" "Mom,you know what?" "I'm not 12 years old,okay?" "This isn't strep throat." "He's one of the most respected doctors in this town." "They all agree that if we keep the dosage low," " if we monitor..." " mom,I don't care what they think!" "Okay,did you call the rehab where I sobered up?" "Did you call my sponsor?" "When you got sober,I was there every day,." "and I worried about you every minute that I wasn'T" "Do you think I want to be standing here advocating you" " using drugs again for any reason?" " Then why are you doing it,mom?" "Because I'm old enough to know that when life does something this horrible to you,there are no rules as to how to get over it." "You just have to do whatever you can,anything you can,to make it better." "Ma,I can't,okay?"Anything" is not an option for me." "Brother And Sisters Season 2 Episode 3" "Can we at least discuss this?" "Would you please stop walking so fast?" " I got a plane to catch." " Honey,it's your plane." "They're not gonna be leaving without you." "I am not gonna beg my ex-wife not to discuss an affair that I never had." "Okay,fine,fine.Don't beg." "Just...just draw that line in the sand." "Do you have any idea how much the electorate loathes politicians right now?" "It has been crooks,liars and hypocrites since the salem witch trials." "I'm not gettin' down in the muck while insisting that faith and honor be restored to american politics." "You're not gonna survive a sex scandal." "And the voters don't even know you yet." "There's...there's not gonna be any insisting on anything because you're gonna end up a joke on late night." "And is this the opinion of a politico or a girl who's pissed 'cause her guy's getting slandered?" "if you want to bring faith back to politics,robert, you're gonna have to fight for your name." "If an uncomfortable conversation with your ex is too much to ask, well,then,yeah,the politico in me and the girl has to wonder how much faith you have in yourself." " I hate this." " Yeah.Yeah,me,too." "Talk to her." "kevin,your 4:00 with mr.Balanchine is here." "Send him waltzing on in,lisa." "Wow.Scotty" " Uh,wh-why the subterfuge?" " I'm sorry." "I didn't think you'd take the meeting given how... weird things were last time we met." "you know,I'm..." "look,I'm sorry." "I sh..." "I should never have... slept with you that...that night.It was... it was really wrong." "Well,it's not like you drugged me." " You look good." " Thank you.I'm..." "I'm okay." "It's nice to see you." " So is everything okay?" " No,kevin." "I need a lawyer,preferably one who might be flexible about payment." "Okay,what happened?" "Did you get nabbed shoplifting mascara and a thong?" "I got a D.U.I.I had a glass of pinot gris,but it's impossible I was drunk." "Did they do a breathalyzer?" "What was your blood alcohol?" "08,barely anything." "Right over the legal limit.Kevin,this cop was weird." "He took one look at me,and he was totally homophobic." "I was wearing pink shorts and an old queen t-shirt, and he smirked and put on gloves when he took my license." "And then...and then he made this face like I had some disease." "Did he?" "Do you have the notice to appear?" " So he stopped you for a broken taillight?" " I wasn't even driving wonkY." "If I lose my license,I'll get fired." "I need to be able to drive the catering van.This is such bad timing." "I've been trying to be a grown-up." "Yeah,it's hard work,isn't it?" "Look,scotty,I may be able to get an iffy ticket thrown out, but next time,will you please take a cab?" "You know,the thought of you in jail is pretty terrible, but someone hurt,that's worse." " Does this mean you'll help?" " Of course." " that is not what he looked like,dad." " Oh,come on." "I've got eyes in my head,little girl.That prom date... sasquatch in a powder blue t." "It was the same color as that karmann ghia that tony campbell used to drive." "It was a beetle." " He runs his own architecture firm now." " Really?" "It's a tough business." "Yeah,it's tougher still when you don't have daddy's money to get you started." "I always wondered why you didn't go into architecture,jules." "Well,she still could." "My little girl can do anything she sets her mind to." " I always wanted to be a dancer." " No problem." "Just have to amputate those two left feet of yours." "what?" "Nothing,it's just... it's nice to hear you laugh." " Well,I'll drink to that." " hear,hear." " Cheers,dear." " Cheers,dad." " You know,this pinot is not half bad." " You sound surprised." "Well,it's not like you've got that much experience in the winemaking business." "What I lack in experience I make up for with hard work." "Well,I think both of you have been working too hard." "Jules,what do you say tomorrow you and lizzie and i have an adventure?" "I would love to see the huntington gardens." " That sounds great." " good." "And,uh,if the girls aren't around, uh,what do you say you and I get into some trouble on our own?" "Trouble?" "Sign me up." "Mom,thank you very much for dinner." "I think I'm gonna go watch a little T... gonna go watch a little tv." " no,no,I got it." " No,no,you know..." " I got it." " I can do it." "When you're off the crutches,then you can do the dishes, not that you've ever done them before.So just go and lie down." "All right,mom." "It shouldn't still be this bad." "I think he's doing much better than when he first came home." "In what way?" "I don't know,but I think it's incredibly brave of him to try to get through this without the drugs." "It's not bra,it's pigheaded.He's always been that way." "Justin sets his mind on something..." "it doesn't matter how wrong it is..." "I can't budge him." "But how he takes care of that knee over the next few months will affect the rest of his life." "If he can't rehab properly because of the pain... nora,have you tried telling him all of this?" "Of course you have.You're you." "That's why he won't listen to me." "He'llisten to you,rebecca." "Nora..." "I don't know." "Please,I need your help." "I just..." "I-I don't think I feel comfortable trying to convince him to take drugs." "Do you think I do?" "But I have talked to every doctor." "I have googled every web site in existence looking for another option,and there isn't any." "The only option I have left is you,rebecca." "Please,please,please talk to him." "I'll try." "Thank you." "I stopped mr.Wandell, who was in a rusted orange 1972 ranchero missing a taillight." "And you stopped him for the taillight?" "And felt that, because of his demeanor and his breath,alcohol had been imbibed recently." " What was his demeanor?" " A lot of catty back talk." "And you gave him a breathalyzer test?" "His blood alcohol level was .08, which is just over the legal limit." "It also appeared he was living in his vehicle." "It's like an extra closet,is all." "I don't think that's relevant,officer." "And the breathalyzer machine is accurate enough to be used as evidence in a court of law in the state of california?" "Yeah,standard." "Standard except when said breathalyzer hasn't been calibrated every month." "Your honor,I wish to introduce into evidence,with the court's permission, the maintenance records for the instrument in question... serial number 4-5-6-4-7-0-2." "Oh,officer,if you'd like to have a look at it, we'll happily wait for you to put your gloves on, seeing as how you needed them to inspect my client's license." "Your honor,we take this charge very seriously." "However,it is not my expectation when I ask,as a formality, to inspect the maintenance records of the instrument in question, that two regularly scheduled inspections were missed." " Officer phipps." " Yes,your honor?" "Your honor,this invalidates the basis of the case." "And seeing as how my client's blood alcohol was barely above the legal limit..." " enough.Case dismissed." " Thank you" "You got bubkes,son." "He also called me "little miss officer," your honor." "Sue him for defamation.Next case." " you're my hero." " I gotta get back to the office." " The pro bono circus hour's over." " Look,um,I know I can't pay you,but... at least let me take you to dinner?" " I can get us into san estephe." " San estephe?" "Are you kidding?" "It takes months to get a reservation there,and I know you can't afford it." "And you know what?" "I'm not gonna dine and ditch with you,scotty." "You know,trust me,please.Just,like,a little bit of faith?" "Oh,hey.What are you up to?" "I am going on a field trip,and you're comin' with me." "Yeah.Good luck getting that past general walker." "Yeah,well,she's out running errands.Now's our chance." "courtney." "Well,you're traveling without your entourage, so that begs the question,what do you want?" "I think you know." " You look tired." " I'm running for president." " Of course I'm tired." " I'm not entirely sure I want to discuss this with you,robert." "You never hear me when I speak, and you're better at debate than I am,so why not spare ourselves?" "Can we go inside?" "Because I think mrs.Anderson is probably shooting photos for the "inquirer" as we speak." "You don't have anything to be afraid of." "I'm giving an honest account of what it means to be the wife of a politician." "What,you expect me simply to be invisible?" "You gave up honesty the day you accused me of screwing the nanny." "Well,I don't know what happened.You refused to talk about it." "You refused to talk about anything except your career, when you were even here,which was rarely." "So you're gonna go on television and play the victim and search for a book deal?" "It is so cynical.I am asking you... what if you don't win the nomination?" "You taught me that timing is everything,and it's a good story,right?" "The dutiful political wife giving luncheons and speeches, helping brand your mythology.I listened to you." "I advised you,and you dropped me." "Is this the same self-justification you're gonna use when our children are old enough to know that you lied?" "Well,they'll have kitty mccallister by then,so what does it matter?" "You know,you are not just slinging mud at me." "You are completely defiling yourself." "D I know you.You won't be able to live with it." "Well,it can't be any worse than what I've lived with till now." " Why couldn't we go to a nice museum?" " I know." " You hate golf." " I don't hate golf." "I loathe it.I despise it." "I would rather spend all eternity at a dinner party seated next to britney spears than waste an afternoon lugging clubs around a bunch of overfed, overprivileged arnold palmer wannabes,but for you,I'll swallow it." "Oh,except I have to spend time with this putz." "If you weren't here as a buffer,I would wrap my 9-iron around his neck." "Do it now and I'll spot you three strokes." "yes!" "That's what I'm talkin' about." " you boys are goin' down." " Yeah,make it four." "Buck up,son.We'll find something you're good at." "you know what,ben?" "Your folksy shtick,it's... it's getting a little bit old." "So,uh,we're being honest now,are we?" " Yeah.You bet." " Then open your eyes." " Julia's in trouble." " You've been here 24 hours, and you think you know what's going on?" "E calls us most every night,sobbing." " Did you know that?" " Of course I know that." " She's my wife." " Then help her." " What's going on,tommy?" " We're leaving.Now." "Look,I want you out of my house,tonight." "Oh,you got that right,tom." "And since you can't take care of your family," "I'm taking julia and lizzie with me." "when did you start taking pictures?" "This summer,right after my sculpture phase, but right before dabbling in french." "It's quite impressive." "you know,I tried to,um..." "I tried to imagine what it was like out there for you." "I just couldn't see it." "Even when I saw news footage,it just didn't seem real." "Yeah." "If you ever need to talk..." " can we get the check?" " Yeah." "I was talking to your mom.She's worried about you." "She's really worried about your pain level." "I know,but you know what?" "I had surgery.I'm gonna feel pain." "Yeah,but there wouldn't be if you took the pain medication they prescribed for you." "Thank you very much." " Oh." " I'll get that." " ah!" "Ah!" " justin?" "Justin,what...what happened?" "What can I do?" " Okay,ready?" " Yeah." " One,two,three." " Careful.Careful.Careful." " I'm sorry." " oh,god." "Okay." "Just try to get some rest,okay?" "nora?" "Nora,are you mad at me?" "I didn't say that." "You are.You're mad at me." "That's what my mom does when she's mad at me." "You took him out without his wheelchair." "I was trying to talk to him about the painkillers likeou asked me to." "Remember "operation nora"?" "Operation nora was,"hey,justin,"why don't we wheel into the living om "" "so I might discuss with you the advantages of the pain medication?" "" Operation nora was not a trip downtown." "Oh,'cause you think that's what I was trying to achieve today," " him having an attack like that?" " Well,what were you thinking?" "Oh,I don't know.Maybe get his mind off of things a little bit?" "Remind him that his life can be fun?" "It won't be fun again for a very,very long time." "Okay,you know what?" "I was trying to help you." "I'm sorry if I didn't do it exactly the way you wanted me to." "Maybe you should write me a script next time." " That's not fair." " Well,I'm trying." " None of this is my fault." " Yes,iis... some of it.A little of it." "I'm sorry." "Oh,I'm sorry." "I'm not mad at you." "God,I'm not mad at you." "I..." "I'm mad at everyone else." "I'm still mad at justin for signing up." "I'm..." "I'm mad at his dead father for letting him go even though begged him not to." "Even last year, even with william's death,amidst it all,tre was always this sense of... of reason to it." "But not with this." "This time... there's only pain." "That's why I want him to take his medication." "The only good that will come out of any of this... is when it finally stops." "let me pull another one for you,okay?" "Come on in.It's all right.Don't be afraid." "Uh,are...are we allowed to be in here?" "'Cause usually 5-star restaurants don't like the patrons entering through the alleyway." "Actually,the restaurant is closed for another hour." "Please have a seat." "And a nice white burgundy for you while I work." " You work here?" " I am still a cater waiter." "I am still dirt poor,but I have been putting myself through chef school in pasadena." "I came in top of my ass and won an internship here as apprentice sous chef." "The lobster ravioli in a meyer lemon and butter emulsion on a bed of sauteed baby watercress... and fried capers." "You made this?" "Kevin,in less than an hour, people will pour through those doors,and this place will be a madhouse until midnight." "And then the staff,totally wired and really beat,we have some wine." "See,I wasn't drunk." "It was the end of my first month here,and I was really happy because..." "I was changing my life." "So... thank you." "To changing our lives." "Americans need a new kind of leadership..." " bold,modern and traditional..." " how bad was it?" "I had frostbite.I could've used a parka." "What are you thinking?" "Well,I'm not gonna stand around on the sidelines and watch." " You're gonna go see her." " Ye,I am.Look around,robert." "We're in an auditorium full of high school teachers." "They're not gonna elect henry viii as president." "No,I'm going to do my job.But I..." "I'm sorry,but I need to ask you." "The nanny story...is it ever gonna blow up in our face?" "I told you the first time it came up." " No." " with that,ladies and gentlemen..." " okay?" " I give you the next leader of the free world..." " now let me go talk to these teachers." " An america hero... senator robert mccallister!" "thank you." "Oh,so get this.Your dad was to take you and elizabeth home, and not just for the weekend." "I think it's a good idea.Just for a while." " I can clear my head." " Clear it of what?" "Please try and understand." "it'll be easier this way.I know it doesn't seem fair or rational..." " what do you mean?" " I can't,tommy.It's too hard." "What's too hard,julia?" "What?" "What are you talkin' about?" "William's death." "You pressured me to go to the vineyard that day." "And at the hospital,I'd just had the babies." "I needed some time,and you kept pressing me for a decision." "And I didn't know what to do." " So you decided that..." " that is not true,julia." " We decided together." " Okay,I know,I know,I know it's crazy." "I do,okay?" "But I can't help it." "I blame you,tommy.I want to get past this." "I think if I go away,I'll be able to put it in perspective." "You think?" "I need this." "Otherwise we're not gonna make it." "I am so impressed at how you've pulled your life together." "Does this mean I can't tease you anymore?" "No,please,never stop teasing me." "It is gonna take a lot of meals like this for you to pay your legal bill,sir." "That's fine by me." " You know what?" "I..." "I'm just..." "I mean..." " oh.Oh,god.No." " I'm sorry." " No,no,no." " Scotty,scotty,I'm in a relationship." " Oh!" "Oh,so I guess I'mot the only one who's changed." "Who?" "Uh,he's...he's the... the brother of my sister's fiance, and it's,you know,it's..." " the minister?" " Yeah." "Oh,god.Wow." "Where's his church?" "Uh,malaysia." "Excuse me?" "Rtesia?" "Malaysia,on an island called,um, tioman,uh,which you might recognize from the movie "south pacific."" "So he's really available." "You know,tioman is famous for,uh, the red flying squirrels and,um,the... the slow loris and the walking catfish." "Well,I'm really happy for you... all of you,including the catfish." " I'm sorry." " Yeah,me,too." "Um,I should probably get back to work." "It's about to get busy,and I need some time to poach my fool head in vermouth." "You know,it's... it's just timing." "Thank you." " how bad is it?" " It's pretty bad." "Honey,I wish you'd reconsider." "Don't you think I want to take the pills,mom?" "Then why don't you?" "the doctors have said we could monitor the dosage.We'd be very careful." "Don't you get it?" "I'm lucky." "My friends are dying over there,mom.I got off easy." "Are you punishing yourself?" "I don't know.I don't know what I'm doing,mom.I don't know." "Listen to me.No one,no one wants you to hurt any more than you have to." "You didn't create this war.The fact that you're here alive and someone else isn't... it isn't fair,it's awful,but it's a gift." " It hurts so much." " I know." " I know.I know.I know." " It hurts so bad." "I'm here.I'll do whatever you want." "I want you to fill the prescription." "Okay." "I already called it in.I just have to pick it up." "Of course you did.That's not surprising." " It'll be okay." " Okay." " Scotty,I...wait..." " kevin,I am so working right now.I can't talk." " I'm sorry I made assumptions..." " stop,okay?" "Listen." "We...we were never friends." "We jt went straight to being lovers,then fighters." "And seeing as the only gay friends I have are my sisters, maybe we could try that." "Kevin... if I don't get this perfectly cooked piece of copper river salmon to david beckham at table three, you'll have to hire me as your personal chef." " He's here?" " Yes." "I'll call you later." " Now go." " Okay." "I have one mine for you,miss walker." "I have to finish baking a rhubarb cherry pie for the sidwell friends school auction." "I just don't understand why you're doing this." "This is about identity." "You see?" "Mine,not his." "You actually have no idea what it's like,do you," "To have your whole life with someone erased... to be by his side and,uh, and to have given up some very real part of yourself, your own dreams,so that your mate can save the world." "I'm not here to get into the middle of your relationship with robert." "I just wanted to let you know that I found bridget... the nanny... and for the record,yes,she did love robert... just as she loved you and just as she loved your children." "And just so you and i are utterly clear, she's willing to tell the truth." "And I just thought maybeou would wa that information on the eve of your... presentation." "Thank you for your time,and,uh... say hi to larry." "You think you're his partner?" "Nobody's his partner." "He does it all alone." "I'll let myself out." "Tommy.What are you doing here?" "I had to,uh,grab some stuff to, uh,bring back to the vineyard,and,uh," " I had to get out of that house - why?" "Did something else happen?" "Julia wants to take the baby and go home with her parents to arizona." "Come on,tommy,that can't be julia.It's got to be her son-of-a-bitch father." "No.It's her." " Apparently,she blames me for william's death." " What?" "She came right out and...and...and said it." "But we both made that decision.We both did,and... and now,saul,she's furious at me for some revised version of the truth." "She's grieving,tommy." "Fine,but do you know how I deal with my grief?" "I focus on julia and elizabeth." "All day I think about coming home to them." "Yeah,but that's how you're getting through this,tomm she can't do it your way." "Great,so what do you want me to do,just...just sit back and...and watch her go?" "Well,maybe you have to find it in you to let her grieve her way." "I don't know if I can." "I don't know." "I know that we can get equal time on larry, but we may have to do one of the morning shows, depending on whatever it is she actually says." " Why are you not worried?" " I-i am worried." "I've got two minutes till the end of my auction, and I'm afraid gopgirl's gonna snipe my ronald reagan bobblehead." " Kitty,this is serious." " I know." "It's a limited edition." "yeah,travis?" "Really?" "Thank you." "**** wish...you know it,right?" "what do you do?" " nothing..." "My job,Um....is" " Kitty" "Robect,Ok,I....." "I ****" "I told ***,that's all." "Ok,um.I know you hate this question.But,I gonna ask it." "Did you do it ******" "Because ******" "Nope,I didn't.Because I truse you." "And you better ****" "******" "******" "she's better whit us this is right thing to do she's be very crever,ben you ...may think,this is right thing to do?" "But it's a bad idea." " Hey" " Hey" "So, um... call me as soon as you get there." "Of course." "Come home soon." "you are the love of my life." "You know that,right?" "come here." "hey.I miss you already." "I called your sponsor and asked him to come over tomorrow." "I'll keep track of your dosage." "I'll be with you.It'll be okay,justin.I swear." " honey?" " No,it's lina.You know what?" "Things have been nuts here today.I just realized that i hadn't checked in with you." "Oh,right." "So your appointment with the web guy is on friday, and,boy,does he need some fashion tips." "Oh,and speaking of,I,uh,snaked a sweet corporate rate from the cleaners up the street,so feel free to spill cabernet all over your best shirts." " Hey,lina..." " yeah?" "Just,uh...thanks." "Are you okay?" "You sound kind of funny." "Yeah,I'm fine.I'm just,uh,tired." "Well,I'll be here for at least a couple more hours,so give me a call if you can't sleep." "I'll read you some,uh,soil reports." "Okay.Thanks." "how long till the drugs take effect?" "He had 160 milligrams about a half an hour ago." "A pain level of 7 would be at a 2 by now." "God,I hate knowing so much about this stuff." "Well,thank god that you do." " hey,guys." " Sundaes!" "I'm in." " Oh!" " Tommy,What a great surprise." "Where are julia and lizzie?" "Uh,lia took the baby to go see her...her folks." "Brother never met her,so,uh,I figured I'd come hang out with justin." "I'm so glad you did.I'm gonna give this to rebecca." "So,uh,how is he?" "We're making hot fudge sundaes down there." "You want to raise your cholesterol?" "Oh,thank you." "did you give justin the pills?" "Yes." "Oh,god,I don't ever remember being this tired." "Thank you for your help." "It's a little humbling to realize you're not the one in the best position to help your own son." "It's okay." "kinda makes me feel like I'm part of the family." "You are part of the family,rebecca." "Nora,I have a lot of friends who are addicts... and when they head back down this road... starting now,everything changes.You have to lock things up,count his pills." "He might not be justin for a while." "I know." "I know." "Why don't you use a bowl like any other human being?" " It's better this way." " You don't eat a sundae from a cup." " Jus!" " Well,if it isn't tiny tim." "Please,sir,may I have a turkey?" "God,you're mixing your dickens.It was a goose,dumb-ass." " No,it wasn'T." " Yeah,it was." " What the hell are you guys talking about?" " "A christmas carol."" "No,it wasn'T.It was a turkey.I played tiny tim,remember?" "So did I.So did you,tommy." "No,I don't do plays,kevin." "What?" "Fifth grade,mrs.Blake?" "Muumuus,orange lipstick?" " Nope,nope,drawing' a blank." " Yeah." "You...mom,you can settle this.We all played tiny tim,right?" " Oh.Well,you were all the smallest in your class." "I was?" " Yeah." " Yeah." " No." " yes." " What,grade school was a blur?" " I guess so." "Justin,want me to make you a sundae?" "Yeah,sure.That'd be great." " two scoops of that." " Yeah."

"I hear the old king's dead." "God save us." "Sir Thomas Langley, knight to Queen Isabella." " Are you suggesting that he conspires against me?" " Not just him." "These men are traitors to the Crown." "Hang them." "But you still need an Oxford education." "You've no money, Mother." "Then the good Lord must provide." "Seek me out." "And, if I may, I'll do the same with you." "I'd like that." "We've planned a little celebration--of your betrothal to Elfric Builder." "Nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti." " Amen." " Amen." "Will you, Elfric Builder, take Caris Wooler as your lawful wife?" "I will." "Will you, Caris Wooler, take Elfric Builder as your lawful husband, to love, honour, and obey from this day forward so long as you live?" "I will." "You may kiss the bride." "Smile." "Sir Roland?" "I will, Your Highness." "Majesty." "I bring good news from Kingsbridge." "Two more traitors arrested" " and hung." " Any monks among them?" "No." "Shame." "In short, Kingsbridge has been purged once again." "So Kingsbridge is now a shining example of my realm?" "Well, there is always room for improvement, Majesty." "Did you have anything in particular in mind?" "Many things." "But let's start with taxes." "Kingsbridge wool is renowned throughout the world." "Shouldn't that be a good source of revenue?" "Actual more, Majesty, I think you will find they are already quite heavily taxed." "Are you suggesting they can't provide more?" "No, Majesty." "If more is required, then more will be provided." "Then we require more-- much more." "A war is coming, and wars are expensive." "Go." "And tax those monks too!" "A witch is to be tried on Saturday morning, the last day of the fair!" ""The end approacheth", saith the Lord." "Death to sinners, and hellfire eternal!" "What's Sir Roland doing here?" "And with his sons no less?" "He never deigns to come to the fair." "I expect they've come to meet his fiancée." "His what?" "Lady Margery." "Didn't you know?" "Whoa." "Sixteen's a bit old for a first marriage, Father." "She must be hideous." "Au contraire." "You've met her, haven't you, Richard?" "Well, Father, I've confessed Lady Margery several times, but, to be honest, I wasn't focused on her charm." "Are you going to be able to keep up with her?" "No fear for me in the bedroom, boy." "Philippa's met her, says she's spoiled." "Yes, there goes your inheritance, boys." "Is it true your master's to be married?" "What's it to you?" "Why so cruel?" "I only ask out of genuine curiosity." "I once knew him well." "You and many other women." "Have you met the bride to be?" "She's young and she's pretty, if that's what you're asking." "Now, if you don't mind, I have better things to do than to banter with you." "Of course." " Elfric?" " He's out." "Do you have any idea" " where I might find him?" " He tells me very little." "Did you make these?" "Uh, yes." "I model Elfric's projects in miniature to work out any problems." "You're very talented." "Thank you." "But still I see things in my mind that I want to build, but I don't know where to start." "I was a student of architecture myself." "Um, always wanted to study in Florence." " You've been to Italy?" " I never... completely understood how the structures were supported." "I'm sure you could follow the drawings" " better than I." " I doubt it." "Don't doubt your abilities," "Merthin." "Very important." " There you go." " Get me some sage, love." "Signor Carolli." " Leaving already?" " Buon giorno, Caris, Mattie." "Why are you empty-handed?" "Your aunt has raised prices again." "If I can't afford them, than neither can anyone else." "I'd like to go home with something from the best fleece fair in the country, since it took me nearly a lifetime to get across that bridge." "I'm so sorry." "I'll talk to Father." "I'll think twice before returning." " Why don't they widen the bridge?" " I think Father is debating it as we speak." "What's to debate?" "Hire a builder!" "Andiamo." "Hey!" "Merthin." " Come with me." " Hold on." "No, no, I need you to come with me." "Come on!" " What?" " I'll explain on the way." "For the priory." "Bless you, sir." "This fair brings in more money in one week than we make all year." "If we don't widen the bridge," " our merchants will go elsewhere." " That is of no concern to me." " Well, it should be." " Why?" "The money is for you, not the priory." "Fine." "We'll pay for it." "You can't afford to any more than we can." "Elfric is the only builder we have, and he'll charge a fortune." "You'd complain more if the bridge were closed." "This is getting us nowhere." "Merthin," " give us your opinion." " I" " He's just an apprentice." " Let him speak." "Well, I'd wait till late summer when the river is at its lowest." "I wouldn't have to close it completely, but there'd only be enough space for a few people at a time." "And I'd most certainly do it cheaper than Elfric." "But even this man will want money." " The guild will pay." " But who then will own it?" " Well, the guild, of course!" " And what of our coffers?" "The priory's income comes from this bridge." "That will never change." "Stubborn fool." "If you ask me, it ought to be rebuilt altogether." "Why do you say that?" "Just look at it." "It was never built to carry this much traffic." "I'd be surprised if it lasts another year." "Thank you for thinking of me." " I wanted you to dress in this." " Oh, Philippa, look at this!" "Do you like it?" "Perhaps Roland will give it to me as a wedding gift." "It's beautiful!" "M'lady." "I couldn't help but notice that the pale green matches your eyes quite perfectly." "How kind of you to say so." "But my eyes are blue." "Philippa!" "There you are." "Spending my money again?" "And this must be Lady Margery." "I'm William, Sir Roland's oldest son." "And soon to be your stepson." "Ladies, I've heard there's a wonderful selection of furs just over here." "Shall we?" " Hey, Da!" "Look at this!" " Stop it, son!" "That's our livelihood you're playing with." " Look at that." "Catch!" " Wulfric!" "You're terrible!" "Fresh eggs." "Eggs, sir?" " No, thank you." " Fresh eggs." "Hey, you're Ralph Fitzgerald, aren't you?" "What of it?" "I remember you when I was little." "You were the handsomest lad in 20 miles." "All the girls were in love with you then." "And now?" "They still are." "Some of them." "What's your name?" "Annet." "My father is Perkin of Wigleigh." "This is his stall." "You're quite handsome yourself, Annet." " Are these your eggs?" " My hens." "Serviced by a huge rooster, I hope." "Would you like to go walking, Annet?" "My fiancé will be jealous." "Your fiancé?" "He's a bit of a lump, isn't he?" "See to your customers, boy." "I'm well taken care of." "He needn't worry;" "I only wish to see your hens." "And I'll show you a great crowing rooster." "Ugh!" "You leave my girl alone!" "Don't... touch... her... again!" "Out of my way!" "Right, my lad!" " You are coming with me!" " Get off!" "And you are in big trouble now!" "More Burgundy." "Enjoy it while you can... for soon there will be none." "The French have blockaded all your ports." "I wait only for new ships, and then, trust me," "I will clear them from our coast." "But I am not going to invade France." "With this provocation, your father would have declared war immediately." "I find it curious how, in death, my father has become the very paragon of kingliness." " We have a right to that throne!" " No." "You think you have a right." "I have no interest in France." "And your claim only brings us trouble." "And you conveniently forget one salient point:" "I alone am king." "You are not my coregent;" "you are merely my mother." "Tastes like sick." " I'm sorry." " "I'm sorry."" "Have you tasted it?" " Yes." " Did you like it?" "I hoped it was satisfactory." "Satisfactory?" "I break my back all day, and you feed me "satisfactory"?" "Don't worry, I'll get you something else." "Worthless." ""Oh, Elfric, you married the most beautiful woman in Kingsbridge!" "She'll bear you many sons!"" "Barren bitch." "Look at me." "Look at me!" "No!" "No!" "Come here!" "Go on, on that side." "Go on." "Thank you very much." "That's lovely." "That's great." "Thank you." "What did he do?" "A fight with the earl's squire." "He broke the squire's nose." " Over what?" " Some girl." "The squire was trying to have his way with her." "Was she as pretty as you?" "Who?" "That girl you defended." "Get lost, you little dung rats!" " What's your name?" " Wulfric." "Wulfric of Wigleigh?" "I've heard of you." "Well, I've heard of you." "You're Gwenda the Saxon, ain't you?" "That's right." "Let him out." "He's paid enough for his crime." "Why should you care?" "He stands up for girls." " Mm." " One day he's gonna kill you." "I could just give him a child." "Then he'll beat the both of you." "Do you even really want children, Caris?" " I didn't even want marriage." " It's easy knowing what you don't want." "What is it you DO want?" "Look who it is." "The master craftsman." "What you think you're doing?" "Building the new cruck frame that you asked for." " All day to build a cruck frame?" " It's all but finished." "All but." "All but." "What the Lord is this?" "It's a more efficient design." "It's a toy." "You piss me off, boy." "You'll never make the guild, not if I have anything to do with it." "You understand?" "If you say so." "Well, I do say so." "Merthin." "And where the hell have you been?" "Mattie's." "Don't lie to me." "You were off trying to give all of my jobs to him." "Yeah, that's right." "Godwyn told me." "You took Merthin down to the bridge for an appraisal." " She was just trying to help" " I wasn't talking to you." "You dare steer work from me?" "You worthless bitch!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "No, no, no, no, no!" "You'll be hanged." "Ah!" "You touch her again..." "I'll split your skull like firewood." "Your apprenticeship is done." "And you, you're no wife to me." "Now get out from under my roof, the both of you!" "Come on!" " Where will you go?" " I don't know." "What about you?" "What will you do?" "There's always work to be had." "Not as a builder." "He'll stop you ever joining the guild." "So I'll..." "I'll do something else." "I'll do anything." "You could apprentice in another town." "I don't want to leave." "But you're good at it." "What-- You're clearly good at it." "Don't you know I care for you?" "Don't, Merthin, I can't." "I'm not free." "Could you..." "love me?" "I think I could." "Then why don't we run away together?" "It's a step too far, too soon." "I just need some time." "Please." "Excuse me, Brother." " I didn't mean to interrupt." " Shh!" "Do you letter, Brother Matthias?" "I write, but I don't know anything near as..." "There are rules of silence here, Brother Matthias." "And you as a novice should know that by now." " Forgive me, Brother Godwyn" " Shh!" "Thank you." "Like this." "Yeah." "Practice makes perfect." "The priory must return to the old ways, Mother-- no women allowed." "Celibacy should be enforced." "Even the great Prior Philip recognized women's inferiority and Satan's presence within them." "If we're so inferior, why would Satan act through us?" "No, spiritually inferior, which is why his witches are always female." "It has nothing to do with woman's sexual power over men?" "Oh, don't be absurd." " You no longer masturbate?" " Oh, Mother!" "You were so infatuated with your cousin Caris." "Always wanting to bathe with her." "She never interested me." "I'm glad to hear it." "She's asleep upstairs." "Caris?" "Elfric has thrown her out, and she's recovering here." "Poor Godwyn!" "You seem unable to avoid females in the priory or the home." "Still, once you're prior" " Oh, for God's sake, Mother, I'll never be prior!" "By the time Uncle Anthony dies, I'll be ancient." "Be patient." "You'll be prior soon enough." "All doors yield to time-- a secret well known to us "inferior" women." "No." "No, Papa!" "Shut up." "It's only a hump." "Ah!" "Ah!" "Stay away." "You'll pay for this!" "Amulets!" "Cook pots!" "Pegs and hooks!" "Buttons and buckles!" "Scarecrows and used bodkins!" " Amulets!" " I've been looking for you." "Well, I haven't been looking for you," " so get lost." " I want you to meet someone." "Your new husband." " I don't think so!" " Too bad." "You're bought and paid for." "He gave me this cow." " What?" "You can't trade me for a cow." " Come along." " Hey!" "No!" "No!" "Oh!" "I'm not going anywhere!" " You let me by." " Not so fast!" " She is going to be my wife." "Now you let me pass." " You can't" " trade a woman for a cow." " Why not?" "That's my cow," " and this is his daughter." " It's slavery!" " Tie her up!" "What's going on?" "What's going on?" "Stop." "Stop this." "Stop this at once!" "Stop it now!" "Now, will someone tell me what's happening here?" "He wants to sell his daughter for a cow." "She is mine to do with as I please." " It's against the law!" " Enough!" "It's not against the law;" "the Bible sanctions it." " Exodus Chapter 21." " See!" "A man can do what he wants with his children." " Is there anyone here who disagrees?" " Not if he treats his children like you do!" "How many of you were made to steal at the age of seven?" "Or raped when your father had too much to drink?" " She's a liar!" " I'm not!" " Silence!" "The priory has jurisdiction over all bargains agreed at the fleece fair!" "As sacrist, I have the authority to decide, and you must all agree with my decision, or burn in hell for prideful disobedience!" "Please." "Take her away." " No!" "No!" " Come along." " Come along." " No!" "Help me!" "No!" "No!" "Get off me!" "You call yourself a man of God?" "I doubt the devil's even proud of you." " Help me!" " Come on, girl." " It's all right, girl." " No!" "Please!" "Please, help me!" "No!" "No!" " Do we know who the witch is yet?" " No." "Quiet." "Quiet." "Quiet, please." "Silence for Bishop Richard." "May God bless these proceedings, and may justice prevail." "In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti." " Amen." " Amen." "Before the witch trial begins, Earl Roland has an announcement to read from the queen." "By order of the Exchequer of Receipt, whose purpose is to fund future wars, a tax on wool will be imposed throughout the land... and all foodstuffs will be sold to royal troops at fair prices below market value." "In addition, there will be an increase in the yearly tax paid by the Kingsbridge community and its priory to one-tenth of its income and property value." "Your complaints are treasonous!" "Her Majesty Queen Isabella has appointed ME as tax collector in Kingsbridge!" "So you will shut up and listen!" "Quiet!" "Listen to me!" "Have any of you ever been to Melcombe?" "Ships block the harbour!" "French ships!" "Stopping your goods from leaving the country!" "This fleece fair would be twice as successful if those ships were gone!" "We could pay the taxes and still make a fine profit!" "This tax is not petty or wicked." "It's a means for England to fight France!" "And the very soul of England is Kingsbridge!" "Let us show the king the true meaning of Kingsbridge loyalty!" "We will sacrifice!" "All for England!" "Come on!" "All for England!" "For England!" "What sheep." "But what a brilliant shepherd." "Gwenda!" "Gwenda, you're my wife!" "Bring in the witch!" "Mattie!" "Behold the witch known as Mattie Wise!" "The chief witness against her is" "Brother Joseph, Priory Physician." "What?" "This woman... works with the devil" " to prey on the sick!" " It's a lie!" "She uses Moorish texts, unknown herbs-- she's half-Moor herself!" "A Muslim infidel!" "She cures people!" "She cured my infant son of an awful fever!" "A cure from the devil is no cure at all." "Her patients sicken and die!" "More of yours die!" "She provides cures!" "Don't listen to her!" " She's the witch's assistant!" " Let her be heard!" " She left her husband to live with the devil!" " Silence!" "This is a trial!" "A defence may be presented." "Proceed." "Yes, some of her patients sicken in spite of her help, but look at those that she's cured." "My own mother was helped by her for years." "Until she died." "It wasn't Mattie that killed her!" "Mattie has been with us for years." "She has set your bones and birthed your children!" "And now because the priory wants to increase fleece fair revenue, she becomes your entertainment." "She is innocent of this charge, and you all know it!" "There's no proof that she's a witch." "There is one proof that cannot be denied!" "I, as a mendicant friar, have hunted witches for years and know the mark of Satan well." "All witches have a third nipple especially reserved to suckle Satan." " Allow me to examine her." " Proceed, Friar Murdo." "No!" "Please..." "There!" "Hang the witch!" "That's no proof!" "I need no further proof." "Hang her!" "No!" "Mattie!" "Mattie!" "No!" "No!" "My work is done." "Best we leave while we can." "Mattie!" "Mattie!" "Gwenda!" "Come here!" "No." "Oh, God." " Ah!" " Ah!" "Get out of the way!" "Oh, my God!" "My God!" "Can't swim!" "Help me!" "No" "Somebody save him!" "Save him!" "Save Sir Roland!" "Please!" "Here!" "Take my hand!" "Pull!" "Get up!" "I've got you." "Come on." "Help me!" "Thank God, sister." "Thank God." "The angels were watching over me." "My brother!" "My dear brother!" "God save his innocent soul, he's drowned!" "My brother!" "Help!" "Help!" "My brother's dead!" "My brother is drowned!" "Help me!" "Take him out!" "Take him out!" "My brother!" "Mattie!" "Mattie!" "No!" "No!" "I've got you, I've got you, I've got you." "No, no, no!"

"The Ventral Plating Team says they'll be done in about three days." "Be sure they match the colour to the nacelle housings." "Planning to sit on the hull and pose for some postcards?" "Maybe." "God, she's beautiful." "And fast." "Warp 4.5 next Thursday." "Neptune and back in six minutes." "Let's take a look at the lateral sensor array." "Give me a sec." "Slow down." "There." "Those are the ports that buckled during the last test." "They need to be reinforced." "Great." "You scratched the paint." "Sorry." "Orbital 6." " Captain Archer, sir?" " Go ahead." "Admiral Forrest needs you at Starfleet Medical right away." " Who was chasing him?" " We don't know." "They were incinerated in the methane explosion, and the farmer's description was vague at best." "How did they get here?" "What kind of ship?" "They were using some kind of stealth technology." "We're still analysing our sensor logs." "I'd like to see those logs." "The Klingons made it very clear they want us to expedite this." "It happened on our soil." "That's irrelevant." "Ambassador, with all due respect, we have a right to know what's going on here." "You will be apprised of all pertinent information." "And just who gets to decide what's pertinent information?" " Admiral." " Jon." "I think you know everyone." "Not everyone." "It's a "Klingot."" "A Klingon." " Where did he come from?" " Oklahoma." "Corn farmer named Moore shot him with a plasma rifle." "Says it was self-defence." "Fortunately, Soval and I have maintained close contact with Kronos since the incident occurred." " Kronos?" " It's the Klingons' homeworld." "This gentleman's some sort of a courier." "Evidently, he was carrying crucial information back to his people." "When he was nearly killed by your farmer." "Ambassador Soval thinks it would be best if we push off your launch until we've cleared this up." "Well, isn't that a surprise." "You'd think they would have come up with something a little more imaginative this time." "Sarcasm aside, captain, the last thing your people need is to make an enemy of The Klingon Empire." "If we hadn't convinced them to let us take Klaang's corpse back to Kronos," "Earth would most likely be facing a squadron of warbirds by the end of the week." "Corpse?" "Is he dead?" "Excuse me." "Is this man dead?" "His autonomic system was disrupted by the blast, but his redundant neural functions" "Is he going to die?" "Not necessarily." "Let me get this straight." "You're gonna disconnect this man from life support, even though he could live." "Now, where is the logic in that?" "Klaang's culture finds honour in death." "If they saw him like this, he'd be disgraced." "They're a warrior race." "They dream of dying in battle." "If you understood the complexities of interstellar diplomacy" "So that's your diplomatic solution?" "To do what they tell you?" "Pull the plug?" "Your metaphor is crude, but accurate." "We may be crude, but we're not murderers." "You're not gonna let them do this, are you?" "The Klingons have demanded that we return Klaang immediately." " Admiral?" " We need to defer to their judgment." "We've been deferring to their judgment for 100 years." " How much longer?" " Until you've proven you're ready." "Ready to what?" "To look beyond your provincial attitudes and your volatile nature." "Volatile?" "You have no idea how much I'm restraining myself from knocking you on your ass." "These Klingons, they're anxious to get their man back." "Fine." "I can have my ship ready to go in three days." "We'll take him back home." "Alive." "This is no time to be imposing your ethical beliefs." " Dan?" " What about your crew?" "Your com officer's in Brazil." "You haven't selected a medical officer yet." "Three days, that's all I need." "Admiral." "We've been waiting for nearly a century, ambassador." "This seems as good a time as any to get started." "Listen to me." "You're making a mistake." "When your logic doesn't work, you raise your voice?" "You've been on Earth too long." "I had a feeling their approach wouldn't sit too well with you." "Don't screw this up." "I heard this platform's been approved for bio-transport." "I presume you mean fruits and vegetables." "I mean armoury officers and helmsmen." "I don't think I'm ready to have my molecules compressed into a data stream." "They claim it's safe." "Do they indeed?" "Well, I certainly hope the captain doesn't plan on making us use it." "Don't worry." "From what I'm told, he wouldn't even put his dog through this thing." "This is ridiculous." "I ask for plasma coils, and they send me a case of valve sealant." "There's no chance I can have these weapons online in three days." "We're just taking a sick man back to his homeworld." "Why do we need weapons?" "Didn't you read the profile report on these Klingons?" "Apparently, they sharpen their teeth before they go into battle." "No doubt Mr Tucker will reassure me that my equipment will be here tomorrow," ""Keep your shirt on, lieutenant."" "Is it me or does the artificial gravity seem a bit heavy?" "Feels all right." "Earth sea level." "My father always kept it at.8 G." "Thought it put a little spring in his step." "Being raised on ships, it must have felt like you had" "lead in your boots when you got to Earth." "Beautiful." "Lock it off right there." "I believe you missed a spot." "Commander Tucker, Ensign Travis Mayweather." " He just arrived." " Our space boomer." " How fast have you gotten her?" " Warp 4." "We'll be going to 4.5 as soon as we clear Jupiter." "Think you can handle it?" "4.5?" "Pardon me, but if I don't realign the deflector, the first grain of space dust we come across will blow a hole through this ship the size of your fist." "Keep your shirt on, lieutenant." "Your equipment will be here in the morning." "Very good." "Carlos." "Tighten the back of your tongue." "Keep trying, you've almost got it." "I'll be right back." "There's two more weeks before exams." "It's impossible for me to leave now." "You've gotta have someone who can cover for you." "If there was anyone else who can do what I do, you wouldn't be so eager to have me on your spaceship." " Hoshi" " I'm sorry, captain," "I owe it to these kids." "I could order you." "I'm on leave from Starfleet, remember?" "You would have to forcibly recall me, which would require a reprimand, which would disqualify me from serving on an active vessel." "I need someone with your ear." "And you'll have her, in three weeks." "What's that?" "Klingon." "Ambassador Soval gave us a sampling of their linguistic database." "I thought you said the Vulcans were opposed to this." "They are." "But we agreed to make a few compromises." "What do you know about these..." "..." "Klingons?" " Not much." "An empire of warriors." "With 80 polyguttural dialects constructed on an adaptive syntax." "Turn it up." "Think of it." "You'd be the first human to talk to these people." "Do you really want someone else to do it?" "Since when do we have Vulcan science officers?" "Since we needed their star charts to get to Kronos." "So we get a few maps, and they get to put a spy on our ship?" "Admiral Forrest says we should think of her more as a chaperone." "I thought the whole point was to get away from the Vulcans." "Four days there and four days back." "Then she's gone." "In the meantime, we're to extend her every courtesy." "I don't know." "I'd be more comfortable with Porthos on the bridge." "Here we go." "Come in." "This confirms that I was transferred to your command at 0800 hours." "Reporting for duty." "Is there a problem?" "No, sir." "Oh, I forgot." "Vulcan females have a heightened sense of smell." "I hope Porthos isn't too offensive to you." "I've been trained to tolerate offensive situations." "I took a shower this morning." "How about you, captain?" "I'm sorry, this is Commander Charles Tucker lll." "Subcommander T'Pol." "Trip." "I'm called Trip." "I'll try to remember that." "While you may not share our enthusiasm about this mission," "I expect you to follow our rules." "What's said in this room and out on that bridge is privileged information." "I don't want every word I say being picked apart the next day by the Vulcan High Command." "My reason for being here is not espionage." "My superiors simply asked me to assist you." "Your superiors don't think we can flush a toilet without one of you to assist us." "I didn't request this assignment, captain." "And you can be certain that when this mission's over," "I'll be as pleased to leave this ship as you'll be to have me go." "If there's nothing else..." "That will be all." "When Zefram Cochrane made his legendary warp flight 90 years ago and drew the attention of our new friends, the Vulcans, we realised that we weren't alone in the galaxy." "Today, we are about to cross a new threshold." "For nearly a century, we've waded ankle-deep in the ocean of space." "Now it's finally time to swim." "The warp 5 engine wouldn't be a reality without men like Dr Cochrane and Henry Archer, who worked so hard to develop it." "So it's only fitting that Henry's son, Jonathan Archer, will command the first starship powered by that engine." "Rather than quoting Dr Cochrane," "I think we should listen to his own words from the dedication ceremony for the Warp Five Complex, 32 years ago." "On this site, a powerful engine will be built." "An engine that will someday help us to travel 100 times faster than we can today." "Imagine it." "Thousands of inhabited planets at our fingertips." "And we'll be able to explore those strange new worlds." "And seek out new life and new civilisations." "This engine will let us go boldly where no man has gone before." "Take her out, Mr Mayweather." "Straight and steady." " How we doing, Trip?" " Ready when you are." "Prepare for warp." "Course laid in, sir." "Request permission to get under way." "The coordinates are off by.2 degrees." "Thank you." "Let's go." "Where is Klaang?" "The humans have him." "Did you lose anyone else?" "Two of my soldiers were killed." "One of them was a friend." "Can you prevent it?" "Our agreement doesn't provide for correcting mistakes." "Recover the evidence." "I will." "I promise you." "When will we speak again?" "Don't be concerned with when." "Love what you've done with the place." "Those are immunocytic gel worms." "Try not to shake them." " What did you think of Earth?" " lntriguing." "I especially liked the Chinese food." "Have you ever tried it?" "I've lived in San Francisco all my life." "Anatomically, you humans are somewhat simplistic." "But what you lack biologically, you make up for with your charming optimism." "Not to mention your egg drop soup." "Be very careful with that." " What's in there?" " An Altarian marsupial." "Their droppings contain the greatest concentration of regenerative enzymes found anywhere." "Their droppings?" "If you're going to embrace new worlds, you must try to embrace new ideas." "That's why the Vulcans initiated the interspecies Medical Exchange." "There's a lot to be learned." "I'm sorry to take you away from your program, but our doctors haven't even heard of a Klingon." "Please, no apologies." "What better time to study human beings than when they're under pressure?" "It's a rare opportunity." "And your Klingon friend I've never had the chance to examine a living one before." "Ensign Mayweather tells me that we'll be to Kronos in about 80 hours." "Any chance he'll be conscious by then?" "There's a chance he'll be conscious within the next ten minutes." "Just not a very good one." "Eighty hours, doctor." "If he doesn't walk off this ship on his own two feet, he doesn't stand much of a chance." "I'll do the best I can." "Optimism, captain." "You're upside down, ensign." "Yes, sir." "Care to explain why?" "When I was a kid, we called it the sweet spot." "Every ship's got one." "Sweet spot?" "It's usually about halfway between the grav generator and the bow plate." "Grab ahold of the hatch." "No, no, no, on either side." "Now, push off." "Push off." "Takes practice." "You ever slept in zero G?" "Slept?" "It's just like being back in the womb." "The captain tells me you've been to Trillius Prime." "Took fourth, fifth and sixth grades to get there." "I've also been to Draylax and both the Teneebian Moons." "I've only been to one inhabited planet besides Earth." "Nothing there but dust-dwelling ticks." "I've heard the women on Draylax have..." "Three." "Yeah, it's true." "You know that firsthand?" "Firsthand, secondhand, thirdhand." "I guess growing up a boomer has its advantages." "Got an empty seat here, commander." "Sorry." "Dinner with the boss tonight." " Grand Canyon?" " No." "Big Sur Aquarium?" "Sightseeing was not one of my assignments." "All work and no play." "Everybody should get out for a little fun now and then." "All our recreational needs are provided at the compound." "Come in." " Should have started without me." " Sit down." "T'Pol tells me she's been living at the Vulcan Compound in Sausalito." "No kidding." "I lived a few blocks from there when I first joined Starfleet." "Great parties at the Vulcan Compound." "It might be a little easier using your fingers." "Vulcans don't touch food with their hands." "Can't wait to see you tackle the spareribs." "Can't wait to see you tackle the spareribs." "Don't worry." "We know you're a vegetarian." "Looks delicious." " Tell chef I said thanks." " Of course, sir." "You humans claim to be enlightened, yet you still consume the flesh of animals." "Grandma taught me never to judge a species by their eating habits." ""Enlightened" might be too strong a word, but if you'd been on Earth 50 years ago," "I think you'd be impressed by what we've gotten done." "You have yet to embrace either patience or logic." "You remain impulsive carnivores." "Yeah?" "How about war?" "Disease?" "Hunger?" "Pretty much wiped them out in less than two generations." "I wouldn't call that small potatoes." "It remains to be seen whether humanity will revert to its baser instincts." "Well, we used to have cannibals on Earth." "Who knows how far we'll revert?" "Lucky this isn't a long mission." "Human instinct is pretty strong." "You can't expect us to change overnight." "With proper discipline anything's possible." "Warp 4.3, sir." "Not much of a change." "I don't know." "Does anybody else feel that?" " Feel what?" " Those vibrations, like little tremors." "You're imagining it." "Bring us to 4.4, ensign." "There." "What do you call that?" "The deflector's sequencing." "It's perfectly normal." "Perhaps you'd like to go to your quarters and lie down." "I was instructed to speak English on this voyage, and I'd appreciate it if you'd respect that." "It's easy to get a little jumpy when you're travelling at 30 million kilometres a second." "Should be old hat in a week's time." " Archer." " This is Dr Phlox, captain." "Our patient is regaining consciousness." "On my way." "Hoshi?" "What's wrong?" "The translator, it's not locking on to his dialect." "The syntax won't align." "Tell him we're taking him home." "He wants to know who we are." " Ship, he's asking for his ship back." " Say it was destroyed." "I'm not sure, but I think he said something about eating the afterlife?" "Try the translator again." "I'm gonna need to run what we've got through the phonetic processor." "He says his wife has grown ugly?" "I am sorry, captain, I'm doing the best I can." "Excuse me." "His prefrontal cortex is hyperstimulated." "I doubt he has any idea what he's saying." "I think the doctor's right, captain, unless "stinky boots" has something to do with all this." "That's the warp reactor again, right?" "Bridge, report." "We've dropped out of warp, sir." "Main power" "We're losing power on all decks." "I think I just saw something off the starboard bow." " What?" " I don't know." "It might have just been the sensors going down." "Auxiliary power should have kicked in by now." "Do you know how to tell him to shut up?" "Shut up!" "You may have to sedate him." "I need to get to the bridge." "Captain." "There's someone here." "Crewman." "Suliban." " You all right?" " Yeah." "We've got state-of-the-art sensors." "Why the hell didn't we detect them?" "Mr Reed thought he detected something right before we lost power." "The starboard sensor logs recorded a spatial disturbance." "Looks more like a glitch." "Those weren't glitches in Sickbay." "I want a complete analysis of that disturbance." " Where do we stand on weapons?" " I have to tune the targeting scanners." " What are you waiting for?" " Captain" "The Klingon seemed to know who they were." " See if you can translate what he said." " Right away." "Captain." "There's no way you could have anticipated this." "I'm sure Ambassador Soval will understand." "You're the science officer." "Why don't you help Trip with that analysis." "The astrometric computer in San Francisco will be far more effective." "We're not going to San Francisco, so make do with what we've got here." "You've lost the Klingon." "Your mission is over." "I didn't lose the Klingon." "He was taken." "And I'm going to find out who took him." "How do you plan to do that?" "Space is very big, captain." "A shadow on your sensors won't help you find them." "This is a foolish mission." "Come with me." "I'm not interested in what you think about this mission." "So take your Vulcan cynicism and bury it along with your repressed emotions." "Your reaction to this situation is a perfect example of why your species should remain in its own star system." "I've been listening to you Vulcans tell us what not to do my entire life." "I watched my father work his ass off while your scientists held back just enough information to keep him from succeeding." "He deserved to see that launch." "You may have life spans of 200 years, we don't." "You are going to be contacting Starfleet to advise them of our situation." "No, I'm not, and neither are you." "Now get the hell out there and make yourself useful." "What have you found, doctor?" "Mr Klaang was right about one thing." "He is a Suliban." "But unless I'm mistaken, he is no ordinary one." " Meaning?" " His DNA is Suliban, but his anatomy has been altered." "Look at this lung." "Five bronchial lobes, you see." "It should only have three." "And look at the alveoli clusters." "They've been modified to process different kinds of atmosphere." "Are you saying he's some kind of a mutant?" "Well, I suppose I am, but this was no accident." "No freak of nature." "This man was the recipient of some very sophisticated genetic engineering." "Watch this." "Subcutaneous pigment sacs." "A bio-mimetic garment." "And the eyes are my favourite." "Compound retinas." "He most likely saw things even your sensors couldn't detect." " It's not in their genome?" " No, certainly not." "The Suliban are no more evolved than humans." "It is very impressive work, though." "Never seen anything quite like it." "How about this?" "It's just background noise." "Your sensors aren't capable of isolating plasma decay." "How can you be so damn sure what our sensors can do?" "Vulcan children play with toys that are more sophisticated." "You know, some people say you Vulcans do nothing but patronise us." "But if they were here now, if they could see how far you're bending over backwards to help me, they would eat their words." "Your captain's mission was to return the Klingon to his people." "He no longer has the Klingon." "I realise he's only a simple earthling, but did it ever occur to you that he might know what he's doing?" "It's no secret Starfleet hasn't been around too long." "God knows you remind us of that every chance you get." "But does that mean the man who's been put in charge of this mission doesn't deserve our support?" "Then again, loyalty's an emotion." "Isn't it?" "Any luck?" "Not really." "My analysis of the spatial disturbance Mr Reed saw indicates a stealth vessel with a tricyclic plasma drive." "If we can figure out the decay rate of their plasma, we'll be able to find their warp trail." "Unfortunately, your sensors were not designed to measure plasma decay." "Are you sure it's safe to stand so close to that?" "What have you got?" "I've managed to translate most of what Klaang said, but none of it makes sense." " Nothing about the Suliban?" " Nope." "Does that name ring a bell to you?" "They're a somewhat primitive species from Sector 3641, but they've never posed a threat." "Well, they have now." "Did he say anything about Earth?" "The word's not even in their database." "It's all there." "There are only four words that I couldn't translate." "Probably just proper nouns." ""Jelik, Sarin, Rigel, Tholia."" "Anything sound familiar?" "T'Pol?" "Rigel is a planetary system." "Approximately 15 light-years from our present position." "Why the hesitation?" "According to the navigational logs salvaged from Klaang's ship," "Rigel Ten was the last place he stopped before crashing on your planet." "Why do I get the feeling you weren't gonna share that little piece of information?" "I wasn't authorised to reveal the details of our findings." "The next time I learn you're withholding something, you're gonna spend the rest of this voyage confined to some very cramped quarters." "Understood?" " Archer to helm." " Mayweather." "Go into the Vulcan star charts and find a system called Rigel." "Then set a course for the tenth planet." "Yes, sir." "Are you certain he's telling the truth?" "Absolutely certain." "The drugs are working." "Keep him alive while I'm gone." "As soon as we've tied down, we'll be descending into the trade complex." "It has 36 levels." "Your translators have been programmed for Rigelian." "However, you'll encounter numerous other species." "Many of them are known to be impatient with newcomers." "None of them have seen a human before." "You have a tendency to be gregarious." "I suggest you try to restrain that tendency." "You forgot to warn us about drinking the water." "Dr Phlox isn't concerned with the food and water." "But he does caution against intimate contact." "The Vulcans told us Klaang was a courier." "If he was there to get something, whoever gave it to him might know why he was taken." "It was just a few days ago." "A 7-foot Klingon doesn't go unnoticed." "What in the world...?" "It's nothing that concerns us." "Would you like to meet them?" "I can arrange it." "Is this where you saw Klaang?" "I'll show you where, but first you should enjoy yourselves." "Which one would you prefer?" "We should get going." "Are those real butterflies or some kind of holograms?" "Sir." "Oh, yes." "Absolutely." "You're right." " T'Pol to Archer." " Go ahead." " Hey." " Central Security claims to have no record of Klaang." "But they told me about an enclave on Level 19, where Klingons have been known to go, something about live food." "Where on Level 19?" "The easternmost subsection, by the geothermal shafts." " I'll meet you as soon as I can." " What are you doing?" " Leave the kid alone." " Don't get involved." "You see what she's doing?" "He's gonna suffocate." "They're Lorillians." "Before the age of 4, they can only breathe methyl oxide." "The mother is simply weaning her son." "Could have fooled me." "Humans can't refrain from drawing conclusions." "You should learn to objectify other cultures." "So you know when to interfere and when not to." "Isn't an enclave supposed to have people?" "Enclave can mean a lot of things." "T'Pol said something about live food." "I don't see any restaurants." "Hello!" "Excuse me." "They look Klingon to me." "Archer to T'Pol." "T'Pol, come in." "Maybe we should get back to where there are more people." "There are plenty of people right here." "Stay behind me." "You're looking for Klaang." " Why?" " Who the hell are you?" "My name is Sarin." "Tell me about the people who took Klaang off your ship." "I was hoping you could tell me." "They looked a lot like your friends outside." "Where were you taking him?" "Why don't you look like your friends?" "Would you prefer I did?" "What I'd prefer is you give me Klaang back." "So you could take him where?" "Home." "We were just taking him home." "You better be careful." "I'm a lot bigger than you are." "If you're thinking of harming me, I'd advise against it." "What are you doing?" "Why were you taking Klaang home?" "You know, under different circumstances," "I might be flattered by this, but" "That's never happened before." "I've been given the ability to measure trust, but it requires close contact." "You're Suliban." "I was a member of the Cabal, but not any longer." "The price of evolution was too high." "Evolution?" "Some of my people are so anxious to improve themselves that they've lost perspective." "So you know I'm not lying to you." "Now what?" "Klaang was carrying a message to his people." " How do you know that?" " I gave it to him." "What kind of message?" "The Suliban have been staging attacks within The Klingon Empire." "Making it appear that one faction is attacking another." "Klaang was bringing proof of this to his High Council." "Without that proof, the empire could be thrown into chaos." "Why would the Suliban want that?" "The Cabal doesn't make decisions on its own." "They're simply soldiers fighting a Temporal Cold War." "Temporal?" "You've lost me." "They're taking orders from the distant future." " What?" " We can help you find Klaang, but we don't have a starship." "You'll have to take us with you." " Where's your vessel?" " On the roof, Docking Port 3." "This way." "Trip." "Find Klaang." "Where's the pod?" " Over here." " No, it's this way." "Come on." "Lieutenant Reed, this is Archer." "Come in." "You're breaking up." "Can you hear me?" "We're on the roof." "You need to get up here as quickly as..." "We've been trying to reach you, captain." " We're back in the shuttle." " Ask him where they are." " This storm's getting worse." " Captain, what's your location?" "The weather is definitely..." " Great." " Like I said, it's back there." "I've never seen lightning in a snowstorm before." "The storm's kicking up too much interference." "I can't isolate human bio-signs." "They could be anywhere in the complex." "Try Vulcan bio-signs." "I found her." "Get Hoshi to the ship." "Now." "Go." "Enterprise needs its captain." "Give me the weapons." "I said, go." " The starboard thruster's down." " lgnore it." "Take us up." "We need instructions." "Open a channel." " Subcommander T'Pol to Enterprise." " Go ahead." "We'll be docking in four minutes." "Have Dr Phlox meet us in Decon." "Acknowledged." "Is someone wounded?" "The captain." "I'm taking command of Enterprise." " I can't do it." " Yes, you can." "Take her up, straight and steady." "Damn." "You can't be afraid of the wind." "Learn to trust it." "It shouldn't take more than a few moments." "Is this really necessary?" "The others scanned negative." "You two, unfortunately, were exposed to a protocystian spore." "I've loaded the appropriate decon gel into compartment B." "Tell Mr Mayweather to prepare to leave orbit." " How's the captain?" " I'm treating his wound." " Will he be all right?" " Eventually." "Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you just kind of an observer on this mission?" "I don't remember anyone telling me you were a member of Starfleet." "My Vulcan rank supersedes yours." "Apples and oranges." "This is an Earth vessel." "You're in no position to take command." "As soon as we're through here, I'll contact Ambassador Soval." "He'll speak to your superiors, and I'm certain they will support my authority in this situation." "You must really be proud of yourself." "You can put an end to this mission while the captain's still unconscious in Sickbay." "You won't even have to look him in the eye." "Your precious cargo was stolen, three Suliban, perhaps more, were killed, and Captain Archer has been seriously wounded." "It seems, to me, this mission has put an end to itself." "Turn around." "Let's say you're right." "Let's say we screwed up just like you always knew we would." "It's still a good bet that whoever blew that hole in the captain's leg is connected somehow to the people that took Klaang." "I fail to see your point." "Captain Archer deserves a chance to see this through." "If you knew him, you'd realise that's what he's about." "He needs to finish what he starts." "His daddy was the same way." "You obviously share your captain's belief that my people were responsible for impeding Henry Archer's accomplishments." "He only wanted to see his engine fly." "They never even gave him the chance to fail." "And here you are, 30 years later, proving just how consistent you Vulcans can be." "Very nice." "Very nice." "Your myofibers are fusing beautifully." " How long have--?" " Less than six hours." "I thought it best to keep you sedated while the osmotic eel cauterised your wound." "Thanks." "How you doing, captain?" "Well, that depends." "What's been going on the last six hours?" "As your highest ranking officer," "I assumed command while you were incapacitated." "Are we under way?" "You didn't waste much time, did you?" "Is he fit to resume command?" "As long as he returns for more eel therapy tomorrow." "How long before we get back to Earth?" "Earth, sir?" "We're currently tracking the Suliban vessel that left Rigel shortly after you were injured." "You got their plasma decay rate?" "With Mr Tucker's assistance, I modified your sensors." "We now have the resolution to detect their warp trail." "What happened to, "This is a foolish mission"?" "This is a foolish mission." "The Suliban are clearly a hostile race with technology far superior to yours." "But as acting captain, I was obligated to anticipate your wishes." "As acting captain, you could have done whatever the hell you wanted to do." "I should return to the bridge." "Dismissed." "Modifying the sensors was her idea, sir." "Enterprise starlog, Captain Jonathan Archer." "April 16th, 2151." "We've been tracking the Suliban ship for ten hours, thanks to our science officer, who came up with a way to tweak the sensors." "Computer, pause." "I save her life, now she's helping us with the mission." ""One good turn deserves another." Doesn't sound very Vulcan." "Resume log." "I have no reason to believe that Klaang is still alive, but if what the Suliban woman told me is true, it's crucial that we try to find him." "Computer, pause." "Have you ever known a Vulcan to return a favour?" "No." "Neither have I." "Resume log." "I still haven't decided whether to ask Subcommander T'Pol about this Temporal Cold War." "My instincts tell me not to trust her." "Computer, pause." "Archer to T'Pol." "Report." "If you're feeling well enough to come to the bridge, captain, now would be a good time." "It's a gas giant." "From the looks of it, a Class 6 or 7." "Class 7." "The Suliban vessel dropped to impulse a few hours ago and altered course." "Their new heading took them through its outer radiation belt." " We've lost them." " Yes." "Move us in closer." "Anything?" "The radiation's dissipated their warp trail." "I'm only picking up fragments." "You finished helping us?" "Lieutenant, run a spectral analysis of the fragments." "There's too much distortion." "The decay rates don't even match." "Calculate the trajectory of each fragment." "Sir?" "You heard her." "Recalibrate the sensor array." "Narrow band, short to midrange." "Aye, sir." "Measure the particle density of the thermosphere." "Your instincts were right." "Those fragments weren't from one Suliban ship." "They were from 14, and all within the last six hours." "I believe we have found what we're looking for." "How are your targeting scanners?" "Aligned and ready, sir." "Bring the weapons online." "And polarise the hull plating." "Lay in a 60-degree vector." "We're going in." "Did Sarin give them anything?" "I don't know." "What do you know?" "They followed us here." "Looking for Klaang or for you?" "I don't know, but I will destroy them before they locate the Helix." "We didn't plan to involve the humans or the Vulcans, not yet." "Sarin's message cannot reach Kronos." "If the humans have it, you must stop them." "Sensor resolution's falling off at about 12 kilometres." " Travis?" " I'm okay, captain." "Our situation should improve." "We're about to break through the cyclohexane layer." "I wouldn't exactly call this an improvement." "Liquid phosphorus." "I wouldn't have expected that beneath a layer of cyclohexane." "You might recommend seat belts when we get home." "It's just a little bad weather." " We've got sensors." " Level off." "Go to long-range scans." "I'm detecting two vessels, bearing 119, mark 7." "Put it up." " lmpulse and warp engines." " What kind of weapons?" "We're too far away." "Sir, I'm picking up something at 342, mark 12." "It's a lot bigger." "All sensors get whatever you can." "Go tighter." "Bio-signs?" "Over 3,000, but I can't isolate a Klingon if there is one." "That was a particle weapon, sir." "Bridge, we're taking damage down here." "What's going on?" "Just a little trouble with the bad guys." "I suggest we return to the phosphorus layer." "Take us up." "Captain." "What have you got?" "It appears to be an aggregate structure comprised of hundreds of vessels." "They're held in place by an interlocking system of magnetic seals." "There." "Right there." "These bio-readings are not Suliban." "We can't be certain they're Klingon." "Even if it is Klaang, we'd have a tough time getting him out of there." "We could always try the transporting device." "We've risked too much to bring him back inside-out." "Would the grappler work in a liquid atmosphere?" "I believe so." "Bring it online." "One more time, Mr Mayweather." "Ventral plating's down." " Hold your position." " Lead ship's closing." "Seven thousand metres." "Six thousand." " We should ascend." " Hold your position." "One thousand metres." "Forward plating's off-line." "Now, Mr Reed." "Their ship's in the launch bay." "Ask me another one." "All right." "What's this?" " The pitch control." " No." "That's the pitch control." "This is the guidance system." "Pitch control, guidance system." "Got it." "The docking interface." "How do you deploy it?" "Release the inertial clamps here, here and here, then initialise the coaxial ports." "Good." "Where's the auxiliary throttle?" "It's not this one." "With all due respect to Commander Tucker," "I'm pretty sure I can fly this thing, sir." "I don't doubt that, but I need you here." "There." "That's it." "Auxiliary throttle." "Captain, that charge contained a proximity sweep." "If we remain here, they're going to locate us." "You're gonna have to speed this up a little." "How complicated can it be?" "Up, down, forward, reverse." "We'll figure it out." "We'll be back before you know it." "Have Mayweather plot a course for Kronos." "There's a Vulcan ship less than two days away." "It's illogical to attempt this alone." "I was beginning to think you understood why we have to do this alone." "You'll have other opportunities to demonstrate your independence." " "Never put off till tomorrow..."" " You both could be killed." "Am I sensing concern?" "Last time I checked, that was considered an emotion." "If anything happens to either of you, the Vulcan High Command will hold me responsible." "Come in." " You finished?" " Sir." "This should reverse the polarity of any maglock within 100 metres." "Once you've set the sequence, you'll have five seconds." "One more thing." "Our new weapons." "They're called phase-pistols." "They have two settings: stun and kill." "It would be best not to confuse them." "Time to go." "The ship is yours." "What's that?" "Travis said not to worry about that panel." "That's reassuring." "Hold on." "That was a lot closer." "If we change our position, they'll have to start from scratch." "If we change our position, the captain will have no way of finding us." "I think we're there." "Bring the docking interface online." "The coaxial ports." " Open." " Let's go." "Where is it?" "It was right there." "Bank starboard 90 degrees." "There you are." "That's the upper support radius." "Drop down right below it." "Start a counterclockwise sweep." "A little more." "A little more." "Right there." "Stun seems to work." "Grab on to something." "This is ridiculous." "If we don't move the ship," "Captain Archer won't have anything to look for when he gets back." "We're going to need that ear of yours." "Move us away five kilometres." " In what direction?" " Any direction." "This is gonna be easier than I thought." "It's okay." "We're getting you off this thing." "I really don't wanna have to carry you out of here." "You okay?" "I think he gets the idea." "Give him a hand." "Be quiet." "You tell him, big guy." "Give me the box." "Thanks." "Get to the ship." "I'll be right behind you." " Captain?" " It worked, Trip." " Where are you?" " Still in the central core." " Get Klaang back to Enterprise." " What about you, sir?" "Get him to the ship." "You can come back for me." "It's gonna be hard to isolate your bio-signs, so stay as far away from the Suliban as you can." "Believe me, I'll try." "I don't particularly like the way you smell either." "I don't get it." "This is right where they're supposed to be." "The charges are getting closer again." "Another five kilometres, ensign." "At this rate, the captain will never find us." "Wait a minute, I think I've got something." "Amplify it." "It's Commander Tucker." "All I hear is noise." "It's just a narrow notch in the midrange." "He says he's about to ignite his thruster exhaust." " Coordinates: 158, mark 13." " Laid in." "Ahead, 50 kph." "You're welcome." " Two kilometres dead ahead." " lnitiate docking procedures." "I'm only picking up two bio-signs." "One Klingon, one human." "Turn this ship around now." "Our mission is to return the Klingon to his homeworld." "Another rescue attempt could jeopardise that mission." "The captain specifically told us to come back for him." "As commanding officer, it's my job to interpret the captain's orders." "I just told you his orders." "What's there to interpret?" "Captain Archer may very well have told you to return for him later because he knew how stubborn you can be." "What the hell's that supposed to mean?" "You might have risked Klaang's life in a foolish attempt to swing back and rescue the captain." "I can't believe this." "The situation must be analysed logically." "I don't remember the captain analysing anything when he went back for you on that roof." "That is a specious analogy." "Is it?" "You're wasting your time." "Klaang knows nothing." "It would be unwise to discharge that weapon in this room." "What is this room?" "What goes on here?" "You've very curious, Jon." "May I call you "Jon"?" "Am I supposed to be impressed that you know my name?" "I've learned a great deal about you." "Even more than you know." "Well, I guess you have me at a disadvantage." "So why don't you drop this invisible man routine and let me see who I'm talking to." "Hull plating's been repolarised." "Stand by, impulse engines." "Mr Tucker, status?" "The auto-sequencer's online, but annular confinement's still off by two microns." " That should suffice." " Easy for you to say." "If the Suliban have reestablished their defences, we'll have no other option." "You wouldn't have come looking for Klaang if Sarin had told you what she knew." "That means you're no threat to me, Jon." "But I do need you to leave this room." "Now." "This chameleon thing is pretty fancy." "Was it payment for pitting the Klingons against each other?" "Or a trophy from your Temporal Cold War?" " I was going to let you go." " Really?" "Then you obviously don't know as much about me as you thought you did." "On the contrary." "I could have told you what day you were going to die, but I suppose that's about to change." "What's the matter?" "No genetic tricks to keep you from getting knocked on your butt?" "What you call tricks, we call progress." "Are you aware that your genome is almost identical to that of an ape?" "The Suliban don't share humanity's patience with natural selection." "So to speed things up a little you struck a deal with the devil." "We have four more coming up off starboard." "Can we dock, ensign?" "These aren't ideal conditions." "Mr Tucker, we're going to plan B." "Now!" "Bridge, we've got him." "Sorry, captain." "We had no other choice." "Something about disgracing the empire." "He says he's ready to die." "I'll take that as a thank-you." "I don't think they have a word for "thank you."" "What did he say?" "You don't wanna know." "Come in." "I've just gotten a response to the message I sent to Admiral Forrest." "He enjoyed telling the Vulcan High Command about the Suliban we ran into." "It isn't every day he gets to be the one dispensing information." "I wanted you both to hear Starfleet's orders before I inform the crew." "Orders?" "Your people are sending a transport to pick you up." "I was under the impression that Enterprise would be taking me back to Earth." "It would be a little out of our way." "Admiral Forrest sees no reason why we shouldn't keep going." "Son of a bitch." "I have a feeling Dr Phlox won't mind staying around for a while." "He's developing a fondness for the human endocrine system." "I'll get double shifts on the repair work." "I think that outer hull's gonna need a little patching up." "Let's hope that's the last time somebody takes a shot at us." "Let's hope." "T'Pol." "Would you stick around for a minute?" "Ever since I can remember, I've seen Vulcans as an obstacle." "Always keeping us from standing on our own two feet." " I understand." " No, I don't think you do." "If I'm gonna pull this off, there are a few things I need to leave behind." "Things like preconceptions, holding grudges." "This mission would have failed without your help." "I won't dispute that." "I was thinking a Vulcan science officer could come in handy." "But if I asked you to stay, it might look like I wasn't ready to do this on my own." "Perhaps you should add pride to your list." "Perhaps I should." "It might be best if I were to contact my superiors and make the request myself." "With your permission." "Permission granted." "I hope nobody is in a big hurry to get home." "Starfleet seems to think that we're ready to begin our mission." "I understand there's an inhabited planet a few light-years from here." "I've detected it, sir." "Sensors show a nitrogen-sulphide atmosphere." "Probably not humanoids." "That's what we're here to find out." "Prepare to break orbit and lay in a course." "I'm reading an ion storm on that trajectory, sir." "Should I go around it?" "We can't be afraid of the wind, ensign." "Take us to warp 4."

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"I suppose it's a waste of time asking the name of this place." "As a matter of fact I thought you might be Polish, perhaps a Czech." "What would poles or Czechs be doing here?" "It's very Cosmopolitan." "You never know who you'll meet next." "I did tell you we're only local." "The charge is two units." "Units?" "Credit units." "Oh, well, pay me next time." "Be seeing you." "( Man speaking foreign language )" "Door bell jingles )" "( Stops speaking )" "Would you help yourself to a pineapple, madam?" "Thank you." "Well, good day." "Good day to you, too." "Be seeing you." "Good morning, sir." "What can I do for you, then?" "I'd like a map of this area." "A map?" "Color or black and white?" "Just a map." "A map..." "Map..." "Ah..." "Black and white." "Here we are, sir." "I think you'll find that shows everything." "L..." "I..." "I meant a larger..." "Map." "Only in color, sir." "Much more expensive." "That's fine." "Uh, that's..." "That's not what I meant." "I meant, uh... a larger area." "No, we only have local maps, sir." "There's no demand for any others." "You're new here, aren't you?" "Where can I get a hire car?" "Self-drive." "No self-drive, ' only taxis." "I've tried those." "Doorbell jingles )" "Well, I look forward to the pleasure of your custom, sir." "Be seeing you." "Yes, sir?" "( Short fanfare on p.A. )" "Woman:" "Good morning, all." "It's another beautiful day." "( Pleasant string music playing )" "( Door buzzes )" "( Door buzzes )" "( Phone beeping )" "Woman:" "Ls your number six?" "Yes." "Just one moment." "I have a call for you." "Man:" "Good morning to you." "I hope you slept well." "Come and join me for breakfast." "Number two... the green dome." "( Bell tolls )" "( Door buzzes )" "G dank, whining )" "At last." "Delighted to see you." "( Whirring )" "Come in, come in." "Do sit down." "( Whirring )" "( Chuckles )" "I'm sorry, I can never resist that." "I hope you don't mind a working breakfast." "Tea or coffee?" "Prisoner:" "Tea." "Indian or China?" "Either." "With lemon." "One or two eggs with your bacon?" "Two." "That will be all." "Help yourself to toast." "I suppose you're wondering what you're doing here." "It had crossed my mind." "What's it all about?" "!" "( Whirring )" "Sit down and I'll tell you." "It's a question of your resignation." "Go on." "The information in your head is priceless." "I don't think you realize what a valuable property you've become." "A man like you is worth a great deal on the open market." "Who brought me here?" "I know how you feel, believe me." "And they have taken quite a liberty." "Who are "they"?" "A lot of people are curious about what lies behind your resignation." "You had a brilliant career." "Your record is impeccable." "They want to know why you suddenly left." "What people?" "Now, personally, I believe your story." "I do think it was a matter of principle." "But, uh, what I think doesn't really count, does it?" "One has to be sure about these things." "And that gives you the right to poke your nose into my private business?" "!" "Now, please, it's my job to check your motive." "I've been checked!" "Of course, but when a man knows as much as you do a double-check does no harm." "A few details may have been missed." "I don't know who you are..." "Or who you work for..." "And I don't care." "I'm leaving." "Have you not yet realized there's no way out?" "Now, look, I have something that will interest you." "Oh, feel free." "A most important day, remember?" "Getting ready to meet chambers." "About to become late of the foreign office." "You were hoping to persuade him to change his mind before the big boys found out." "You waited and waited, but he never turned up." "A nice guy, chambers and so taut." "You see, there's not much we don't know about you but one likes to know everything." "For instance, do you remember that time you arrived back from Singapore?" "Change of climate, feeling a bit shaky." "You were sickening for a cold." "Sneezed yourself out of our camera." "Deciding to take a vacation." "Now, where can you go?" "Ireland?" "Bit too cold that time of the year." "Paris!" "Maybe not." "What was that?" "Sounded like a click." "Something in the mirror?" "Or was it over there?" "Yes, over there, too." "As I said, one likes to know everything." "For instance, I had no idea you like lemon tea." "The time of my birth is missing." "Well, there you are." "Now, let's bring it all up to date." "4:31 A.M., 19th of march, 1928." "I have nothing to say." "Is that clear?" "Absolutely nothing." "Now, be reasonable, old boy." "It's just a matter of time." "Sooner or later you'll tell me." "Sooner or later you'll want to." "Let's make a deal." "You cooperate, tell us what we want to know and this can be a very nice place." "You may even be given a position of authority." "I will not make any deals with you." "I've resigned." "I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed briefed, debriefed or numbered." "My life is my own." "Is it?" "Yes." "You won't hold me." "Won't we?" "Let me prove that we will." "Come, I'll show you." "We can take this up later." "Are you receiving me?" "Loud and clear." "Quite a beautiful place really, isn't it?" "Almost like a world on its own." "I shall miss it when I'm gone." "Oh, it will grow on you." "We have everything here." "Water, electricity..." "There's the council building." "We have our own council, democratically elected." "We also use it for public meetings amateur theatricals." "Fascinating." "Yes, indeed." "There's the restaurant." "Did you know we have our own little newspaper?" "You must send me a copy." "( laughs )" "You'll be the death of me." "We also have our own graveyard." "But you'd be more interested in our, uh, social club, I think." "Members only, but I'll see what I can do for you." "You're too kind." "Now, if you have any problems there's our citizen's advice bureau." "They do a marvelous job." "Everybody's very n ice." "You might even meet people you know." "Probably see the funny side of that." "I'm told some people even get seasick on it." "What are they here for?" "Saint vitus' dance?" "( Chuckles )" "I'm glad you've still got your sense of humor." "They're the senior citizens." "Of course, they have every comfort." "You see, you're looked after here..." "For as long as you live." "Brilliant background." "You see that old gentleman there?" "Ex-admiral, excellent chess player." "Hope he finds a partner." "Taxi!" "( Sounding horn )" "( Brass band playing )" "Woman:" "Good morning, all." "It's another beautiful day." "Your attention, please." "Here are two announcements." "Ice cream is now on sale for your enjoyment." "The flavor of the day is strawberry." "Here is a warning." "There is a possibility of light, intermittent showers later in the day." "Thank you for your attention." "( Band continues playing )" "Number two ( On megaphone ):" "Come along, my dear fellow." "Don't be shy." "Both:" "Beautiful day." "They didn't settle for ages." "Now they wouldn't leave for the world." "You mean you brought them around to your way of thinking." "They had a choice." "Wait, wait!" "( Music stops )" "Be still!" "( Whooshing )" "No!" "Stop!" "No!" "No!" "Turn back!" "( Roaring' )" "( Electronic whining )" "Aah... aah..." "Screaming y" "( whooshing, whining )" "( Band resumes playing )" "What was that?" "That would be telling." "Woman:" "Calling number two." "Ready for you at the labour exchange." "Number two:" "Be right with you." "Come along, my dear fellow." "Bear to your left." "Now straight ahead." "Follow the signs." "Well, how do you like it?" "Charming." "It will grow on you." "( Men humming )" "Good morning, sir." "Good morning." "Go straight through." "Thank you." "Ah." "This is our new friend." "Everything's ready, sir." "Will you sit down?" "Well, first of all, the aptitude test." "( Click )" "( Chuckles )" "Now the questionnaire." "You just fill in your race, religion, hobbies." "What you like to read, what you like to eat." "What you were, what you want to be." "Any family illnesses." "Any politics." "Never mind, you can get all you need from this." "I think we have a challenge." "What are you doing here?" "I'm your personal maid." "The labour exchange sent me." "That's another mistake they made." "Get out!" "( Whirring )" "( Pleasant orchestral music playing )" "( Music continues )" "( Music grows louder )" "( Music continues playing )" "Woman:" "Attention, electrics department." "Please go to number six, where adjustment is needed." "( Music continues softly )" "I forgot my..." "How do you stop this thing?" "!" "We can't." "Why not?" "It's automatic." "Who controls it?" "Who runs this place?" "I don't know!" "I really don't know!" "You never wondered." "You never tried to find out." "How long have you been here?" "As long as I can remember." "And your parents?" "They died when I was a child." "You don't remember them?" "I found out it's wiser not to ask questions." "We have a saying here." ""A still tongue makes a happy life."" "People must have tried to get away from here." "How many have succeeded?" "Don't ask." "Has anyone ever escaped?" "Some have tried." "They've been brought back." "Not always alive." "Go on." "What are you afraid of?" "Nothing." "( Music concludes )" "I've said too much." "What time tomorrow?" "( flying )" "I know what you must think of me." "Put yourself into my position." "They offered me my freedom in exchange." "In exchange for what?" "To get into your confidence, make you trust me." "Then tell them everything about you." "Then they'd let you go." "You believe that?" "With that knowledge in your head you really believe that they'd let you go?" "I hadn't thought about that." "Obviously not." "They might." "They might let me go..." "If you give me some sort of information." "Oh, please help me." "Please help me." "Your services will not be required tomorrow." "Don't forget what you came back for." "She was most convincing." "I felt sure she was going to pull it off." "He's no ordinary man." "This has got to be handled very differently." "That could be dangerous." "You know how important this is." "( Motor putter/fig )" "Electric, sir." "Sorry about the intrusion." "Help yourself." "Why do you drive those things?" "What?" "( Music resumes )" "Th e... tractors." "Steady." "Get you there in the end." "Bit slow." "In an emergency, we walk." "I, uh..." "I feel like a bit of a walk myself." "( Door buzzes )" "Feel free." "Be seeing you." "And you." "Lovely day." "Showers later." "Careful, sir, they're new plants." "Sorry." "Good-bye." "( Whining, whooshing )" "( Whooshing )" "( Roaring' )" "( Whining )" "( Roaring' )" "Attention, post 14." "Attention, post 14." "Yellow alert." "Yellow alert." "Yellow alert." "Now leaving northern perimeter." "Number six." "Repeat, number six." "( Siren wailing )" "Now approaching, contact imminent." "Contact imminent." "Northern area, number six heading for outer zone in our vehicle." "Orange alert." "( Whining )" "( Whooshing, roaring )" "Orange alert, all units." "( Siren wailing )" "How are you feeling, son?" "You've had a nasty experience." "Where am I?" "You're in the hospital, son." "Now... mustn't exert yourself." "I'll just tell the doctor that you're awake." "Cobb?" "Cobb." "What are you doing here?" "And you?" "Don't know." "Can't remember much." "How long have you been here?" "Three... four weeks." "Months..." "It's difficult to work out." "What happened to you?" "What are they doing?" "Keep asking me questions." "They want to know all about me." "Have you told them?" "No..." "I don't know." "I'm so tired..." "I must sleep." "Th is is important." "How did you get here?" "Who brought you?" "I was in Germany." "I remember going back to my hotel..." "I went into the bedroom..." "I think I went to bed." "Well..." "I was here." "What are you doing out of bed?" "You should be resting." "There's nothing the matter with me." "Perhaps not." "But I'd just like a checkup to make sure." "I'm all right." "I want to leave." "Let me be the judge of that." "The aftereffects can be quite unpleasant." "I'd like to put my mind at rest." "Please come with me." "What if I don't?" "It's for your own good." "I'd advise you to." "Very well." "There's nothing to worry about." "The tests are quite routine." "Group therapy." "Counteracts obsessional gu I lt complexes producing neurosis." "Here we are." "Sit down." "If I agree to this?" "My dear fellow, if you're fit there's no reason to keep you here." "Of course, if you have a relapse you may have to come back." "Slippers." "My size." "Naturally." "Now... just relax." "I'll just listen to the old ticker..." "Excuse me." "No, he's having a medical." "Mm-hmm." "No, of course not." "No, of course I don't mind." "One has to make sure of these things." "There you are." "Everything's in order." "You're absolutely fit." "So?" "I told you, you're free to go in the morning." "We'll fix you up with some new clothes." "What about my old ones?" "They've been burnt." "Why?" "I'll take you to your ward." "( Man laughing wildly )" "( Babbling musically )" "Doctor:" "Oh, he's coming along nicely." "( Bell clanging ) What's happened?" "The amnesia case..." "Cobb." "He's jumped out of the window." "He's dead." "Here's your employment card..." "Your card of identity..." "Your health and welfare card..." "Your credit card..." "And a free ride home." "Get him!" "I have taken his place." "I am the new number two." "Get number one." "As far as you're concerned, I'm in charge." "What can I do for you?" "Cobb." "What we do here has to be done." "The law of survival:" "Them or us." "You imprison people, steal their minds, destroy them." "Depends on whose side your on, doesn't it?" "I'm on our side." "Then we have to find out where your sympathies lie." "You know where they lie." ""Subject shows great enthusiasm for his work." "He is utterly devoted and loyal."" "Is this a man that suddenly walks out?" "And I didn't walk out..." "I resigned!" "People change, exactly." "So do loyalties." "Not mine." "All very commendable, but let's be practical." "I'm interested in facts." "Your only chance to get out of here is to give them to me." "And if you don't give them" "I'll take them." "It's up to you." "Think about it." "Good day, number six." "Number what?" "Six." "For official purposes, everyone has a number." "Yours is number six." "I am not a number." "I am a person." "Six of one, half a dozen of another." "Good day." "Report on number six." "Normal classification." "On arrival, subject showed shock symptoms followed by accepted behavior pattern." "Since then, has been uncooperative and distinctly aggressive, attempted to escape." "Subject proving exceptionally difficult." "But in view of his importance." "No extreme measures to be used yet." "( Brass band playing )" "( Sounding horns )" "( Band continues playing )" "Friend of yours?" "You knew him?" "No!" "You're crying." "Funerals make me emotional." "Even those of people you don't know?" "Yes." "I knew Cobb." "I'd like to help." "He's dead." "He was a friend of mine." "We met..." "Some time ago." "How do I know I can trust you?" "Can I trust you?" "You know how he died?" "He jumped from a window." "I'm sorry." "Had you known him long?" "No." "Just a short while." "Where did you meet?" "Here?" "Yes... yes." "Cobb was a good man." "( Bell tolling )" "Get back, quickly." "When can we talk again?" "We'd better not." "We must." "12:00, at the concert." "( Band playing )" "Thought you weren't coming." "I want to help." "How?" "I know a way out." "We planned an escape." "But they found out." "No." "They came sooner than Cobb expected." "He expected them?" "In here, you have only so much time to give them what they want before they... take it from you." "His time had come, so will yours." "Can you fly a helicopter?" "I might." "It's due here at 2:00." "Only stays a couple of hours each trip." "How's it guarded?" "Electronically." "You will need an electro-pass." "A what?" "An electro-pass." "It's synchronized with the alarm system and lets you through." "Where do I get it?" "From me." "Where is it?" "Safely hidden." "If this gadget is so important, how did you get one?" "I knew the last pilot." "You did this for Cobb?" "I'll meet you by the stone boat at 2:00." "Good-bye." "( Music concludes )" "( Applause )" "( Band resumes playing )" "He has not volunteered any information so far but appears to be settling down." "He even attended the regular brass band concert today." "Thank you, my dear." "More tea?" "Thank you." "You've done very well." "Pity about Cobb." "Still, it wasn't your fault." "Never mind." "There's no blot on your record." "You'll find the details of your new assignment in here." "We shall be watching your progress with great interest." "Come along, young man." "We haven't got all day." "Ah, yes... sorry." "( Helicopter approaching )" "Your mind's not on the game." "My apologies, sir." "Checkmate." "What?" "I'll give you another chance." "No, no, if you'll excuse me, I'm not on form today." "I think I'll take a little stroll." "Try the boat." "What?" "I said try the boat." "Sailed her many a time." "Have a good trip." "Well... ( Humming sea chantey )" "Here... the electro-pass." "Hurry, there's not much time." "Who gave you this?" "Your boss?" "What do you mean?" "What were you doing in number two's house?" "You saw me?" "I saw you leave..." "After you'd made your report." "You're assigned to me?" "I was assigned to Cobb, too." "And you'd betray me in the same way." "I haven't betrayed either of you." "We were trying to get out before it was too late... soon it will be too late for you." "You're coming." "No." "Why not?" "I never intended to without him." "You're coming with me." "Go and go now before it's too late." "( Whining, whooshing )" "Beeping y" "( beeping faster )" "( Continues beeping )" "( Engine whining )" "Admiral:" "Game of chess, my dear?" "I don't play." "You should learn." "We're all pawns, my dear." "Your move." "I think I'll let him keep the watch, Cobb." "Just to remind him escape is not possible." "Don't be too hard on the girl." "She was most upset at my funeral." "She'll be well taken care of." "Yes... that's what I was afraid of." "Oh, well, I better be going." "Got a long journey." "Mustn't keep my new masters waiting." "They'll be delighted with you." "Give them our compliments." "I will." "And I'll tell them there are no loopholes." "I appreciate that." "I do hope that your stay had its lighter moments." "Au revoir." "You'll find him a tough nut to crack." "A hf wiedersehen." "( Whooshing )" "( Whining )" "( Slam echoes )"

"You won't admit you love me" "And so" "How am I ever" "To know" "You always tell me" "Perhaps" "Perhaps" "Perhaps" "Perhaps" "Perhaps" "Perhaps" "I thought it was time." "Jane?" "Jane!" "What, just turned up on your doorstep?" "Just turned up on my doorstep." "Why?" "That's what I asked her." "That's the first thing I said." "I said, "why?"" "Come in." "What did she say?" "She just came in." "I had no idea what to say." "Drink?" "Thanks." "Obviously, you ask her what she's doing there." "Of course I do." "You must be wondering" "Why I'm here." "Yeah, okay." "I'm a very perceptive person." "Have you noticed that, Patrick?" "No." "I can sense walls." "Walls?" "Where you and i are concerned," "I think I'm sensing a wall." "When we're all out together," "You and I never speak." "Never, Patrick." "Now, why do you never come and talk to me, Patrick?" "Well, I've never really had to." "There's always been blokes around." "Well, that's sad." "Because, the funny thing is," "I think we've both got a lot in common." "I know I have." "Look, I haven't been avoiding you on purpose." "Don't feel bad." "I don't feel bad." "No, I've dealt with all my bad feelings." "I went on a course." "A course?" ""Learning to love yourself."" "I came top." "She's mad, isn't she..." "Jane?" "Totally bonkers." "Oh, yeah." "The thing about Jane, right," "The think that you've got to understand... oh, God!" "No, this is relevant." "Okay... imagine there's this big bus crash" "Outside your house." "Bus crash?" "Bus crash, yeah." "And it was all supermodels on board, right... and Helen Mirren... and you had to build" "Just one supermodel out of the wreckage... or one Helen Mirren." "And you decided to use just the best bits... which might seem a bit heartless," "But, you know, these things have to be done" "In the real world." "And, as luck would have it, you've got all the right bits." "You don't have, like, no heads and three arses," "Which would be great if you like arses," "But it would be rubbish for a modeling career," "Or screen nudity." "Actually, that would be great for screen nudity." "Anyway, so if you built your new supermodel... or your new Helen Mirren..." "out of all the best bits," "Then why," "Why did Claudia Schiffer shag David Copperfield?" "Relevant, you said?" "Well, it's relevant." "It's bloody relevant." "There's a supermodel who shags total prats, and I don't know where she lives." "So..." "Jane." "Do you know what else I can sense, Patrick?" "Um... pollen?" "No." "Dog whistles?" "The ozone layer?" "I sense absolute, terrible, tragic loneliness." "Aw." "So you came round here for a bit of company?" "Good decision." "I'm pleased you did that." "No, no, no!" "I'm not lonely." "I'm never lonely." "Oh." "No, I held a workshop on loneliness" "At my local community center for a year to help others." "That's true, actually." "But no one ever came." "She used to sit in a room on her own once a week" "With a sign on the door that said "loneliness."" "People thought she was an exhibit." "Why Helen Mirren?" "Because she's just so naked, isn't she?" "It's like she's just got to get her clothes off." "It's like her breasts are afraid of the dark." "Aren't we drifting from the point here?" "When a Helen Mirren film comes on the telly," "That's like a guarantee." "Her name says, "okay, boys," "You better watch this one with the curtains shut."" "Jane!" "What do you do when you're unhappy, Patrick?" "It's never really come up." "No, what do you do" "When you really need someone?" "Pull." "I sense the loneliness in this room." "I sense the lonely hours that you've spent here." "But I don't feel lonely." "I'm getting you..." "standing here." "Yeah." "Just gripping on to this mantelpiece." "Am I right?" "Yeah." "But I definitely wasn't alone." "And then you..." "you pace around," "And then..." "you go into the next room." "Uh, actually, that's a cupboard." "That's a bit odd." "Jenny Agutter." "Oh, yes!" "Jenny Agutter is consistent." "Jenny Agutter's like a brand name" "Of screen nudity." "Even in logan's run." "For no reason at all." "Walkabout." "What a movie." "Fantastic movie." "Walkabout is the industry standard" "For frontal work." "Can we just get back on the subject here, guys?" "What was in the cupboard?" "Sharon, of course." "Oh!" "Sharon Stone!" "Yeah!" "Sharon doesn't mind what's showing." "It's like, "hello, I'm Sharon." "Pass me that small comb."" "Exactly." "She's the American answer to Gail Porter." "No, no, no." "Gail's never gone the full Walkabout." "True." "True." "Gail's only gone as far as full-Backal." "Full-Backal?" "Full-Backals really annoy me." "It's like unfinished work." "But it does leave something to the imagination, though." "Yeah, I suppose." "And your crayons." "Yeah, okay, Jeff." "Slightly too much insight" "Into your leisure time, thank you." "So, Patrick, the cupboard." "Why do you have..." "Britt Ekland!" "Oh, oh, oh, Britt!" "Britt Ekland spells "naked."" "Can I just mention the film the Wicker Man?" "The dance in the hotel room?" "The birth of my libido." "Mine, too." "It was on the other night." "I taped it." "Let's all go to Patrick's." "No, no." "I was only six." "I had seen parts of Britt Ekland that I couldn't even name." "I was seven." "I didn't realize that television could do that." "I started watching it all day, every day," "Just in case it did it again." "With you on that one." "My parents thought I was in love with the tv set." "You were watching it all the time?" "Well, yeah." "With you there, too." "But, also, I'd get aroused the moment it was switched on," "Even if it was just the news or Doctor Who." "Okay, not quite so with you now." "One day..." "one day I lost control" "In front of my whole family during songs of praise." "Lost control?" "Completely wrote off the television." "Sorry, you're telling us that, as a young child," "And despite the obvious electrical dangers," "You sexually assaulted the television set" "During songs of praise?" "Is... is that what happened to your hair?" "The cupboard!" "Why do you have so many videos?" "Why have they all got girls' names on them?" "Well... if I tape a film," "Like Basic Instinct, say," "And I don't want to forget which tape the film is on," "I give the tape a name... like paula," "Or..." "Astrid." "Do you think I'm a complete idiot, Patrick?" "Well, I hadn't really thought about it." "Those aren't films." "Those are women you've slept with." "You've videotaped all the women you've had sex with," "Haven't you?" "I can explain." "Yes, I have." "And you keep them in a cupboard," "Like a lot of old movies." "How do you think they'd feel if they knew that?" "How do you think..." "Barbarella would feel?" "Actually, that is a movie." "Oh, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick." "You're so sad, and so desperate," "And so very, very lonely." "Room in your cupboard for one more?" ""Room in your cupboard for one more?"" "Biggest come-On I've ever had." "Oh, you've had more than one come-On?" "Oh, that's brilliant!" "Anyway, how did we get started on all this stuff?" "What was the question?" "How are you?" "Fine, thanks." "Here's another question... do you keep tapes of all your exes?" "Well, below a certain weight." "I do have a quality threshold." "So you've still got Susan, then?" "Oh, sure." "Yeah, absolutely." "Susan's a keeper." "You've still got a tape of my girlfriend?" "He keeps the tapes?" ""Room in your cupboard for one more?" You said that?" "Yeah." "I really thought I'd gone to his house" "To heal our spiritual divide," "But it turned out I was just gagging for a shag." "Those two are so similar!" "Never mind that." "Does he keep all the tapes?" "Did you see?" "This isn't fair." "I was gonna have Patrick." "Sally, please." "Now you're having Patrick." "And she's had Patrick lots of times." "I'll be the only one who hasn't been Patricked." "You're the only one who hasn't been Steved." "Oh, Jane." "Steve's nice, but Patrick's enormous." "Really?" "It's like scientists crossed a donkey with a pole vaulter." "According to Susan." "Is this true?" "Is Patrick a pole-Vaulter-Donkey-Man?" "You mean, you didn't notice?" "Uh, I didn't get that far." "Are you suggesting we..." "I only want to heal your loneliness." "Hurry up, Patrick." "Well, you'll have to be quick." "I should go." "I didn't realize that you had company." "Obviously I'd love to, but, um... well, I've got her down to her underwear," "And, you know, women can be a bit sensitive" "If you try to swap them over at that point." "No apologies, Patrick." "I don't compete with other women." "Great." "Thanks." "Uh... underwear?" "What's that?" "You've got my girlfriend naked on video?" "No." "I've got my girlfriend naked on video." "But she's my girlfriend now." "Yes, but on the tape, she's my girlfriend." "Patrick!" "You no longer have the naked rights to Susan." "I have the naked rights to Susan now." "You can't keep the tape!" "Yes, I can." "At the time the tape was made," "I had the naked rights!" "Patrick, you don't get to see my girlfriend naked." "That's the rules!" "Oh, Jeff, tell him the naked rules." "I love the word "naked."" "It's brilliant, isn't it?" "Naked." "Thanks, Jeff." "When I was a kid, I used to write "naked"" "Hundreds of times on a bit of paper," "And then rub my face in it." "It's better than sex." "Every morning I wake up glad I'm not you." "Me, too." "You shagged the barmaid here, right?" "Yeah, ages ago." "Before she got married." "You make a tape of her?" "Yes, I did." "Can I have a loan?" "Sorry, I had to tape over the barmaid." "Exactly." "You had to tape over her 'cause she's married now," "And because you're not a completely shallow bastard." "Actually, it's 'cause I saw her breast-Feeding." "Okay, maybe a touch of shallowness there." "Steve, I'm only thinking of you." "I mean, I'm on the tape, too." "What if she does stuff on the tape with me she doesn't do with you?" "What stuff?" "There could be stuff." "I've very nearly proposed to this woman." "Very nearly?" "Well, I'm actually going to propose any second... soon as I know what her answer is." "So I can assure you," "She's doing maximum stuff with me." "Susan has commitment-Sex with Steve." "Exactly." "Whereas she had full-Sex with Patrick." "She has full-Sex with me." "More than full-Sex." "Sex doesn't just have to be an animal act, you know." "It's like a meeting of two people." "A conversation." "What?" "You mean, face to face?" "Right." "That is it, Patrick." "I'm gonna see that tape." "No, Steve, you are not." "And if this is all you guys can talk about," "I'm off." "See ya." "He is way out of line." "Patrick is way, way out of line." "I can't believe he keeps the tapes." "I can't believe you were gonna shag Patrick." "I'm just feeling so ridiculously horny." "I swear, if I didn't have my heart set on sex with a man," "You two would be in serious trouble." "Ugh!" "I could never have sex with another woman." "What if she had a smaller bottom?" "'Scuse me, I have a crisis here." "Way above bottoms on the crisis scale." "We're women." "There is nothing above bottoms on the crisis scale." "Bottoms are our natural enemy." "Sally, please." "They follow us around our entire lives," "Right behind us and constantly growing." "How do they do that?" "I'm sure mine's back there secretly snacking." "Can we focus on my problem for a moment?" "I'm naked and, indeed, pornographic" "In Patrick's video cupboard." "Uh, I never even made it into the cupboard." "I turned down my cupboard opportunity." "Guys, please." "Now, when I eventually sleep with Patrick," "I'll be older." "I could have stayed forever young" "In the cupboard of Patrick's love." "Sally..." "I'm gonna have to do him really soon" "Before my bottom takes over my entire body." "Steve is now friends with Patrick." "Patrick has a tape of me." "Steve is gonna see the tape!" "The man who has very nearly almost proposed to me" "Is gonna see that bloody tape!" "It's still a "very nearly almost"?" "Well, I'm trying not to answer before he actually asks." "That can look keen." "Patrick wouldn't show him the tapes." "And Steve wouldn't watch it." "Even they'd have more taste." "We're talking about men." "They regard nose-Picking as the bright side" "Of having flu." "She's got a point." "Even if he sees the tape, so what?" "Well, he'll see me with Patrick." "He might be upset." "Is Patrick better?" "You mean, Patrick's got technique?" "He's pole-Vaulter-Donkey-Man, and he's got technique?" "That's not just a hopeless dream?" "Again, Sally, we're talking about men." "They think the purpose of foreplay" "Is to make your neck as wet as possible" "And drown your ears." "They have the technique of an affectionate dog... but without the loyalty." "So what's the problem?" "Well..." "I think I've started doing my orgasms differently." ""Doing" them?" "You mean, you fake your orgasms?" "Well, no." "I..." "I don't fake them, as such." "Sometimes I just start a little early" "Just to guide them to the right spot." "It's not so much "faking" as... turning on the landing lights." "Talking them down" "With a few encouraging sound effects." "Otherwise, it's all that "down a bit, over a bit," "No, dear, that's your own thumb."" "Trouble is, it doesn't actually glow in the dark." "So you've never been with a woman, then?" "Susan." "Hi." "Can I come in?" "Uh, yeah, sure." "Something wrong?" "Uh, yeah." "Uh, I was talking to the girls last night," "And the subject of your video cupboard came up." "Right." "Look, I know it's your thing," "And I'm not in any position to get prudish," "But I would like to know that the tape is in safe hands." "Come on, Susan." "I've told Steve," "Now I'm telling you... that tape stays in my cupboard." "Thanks, Patrick." "Shouldn't have insulted you by even asking." "Well, that's okay." "Bloody hell!" "She's never done that with me!" "So, who's never done what with you, darling?" "Um... we were just watching something." "Really?" "What?" "Jenny Agutter." "Jenny Agutter?" "Walkabout." "We're watching Walkabout." "Aw... you're upset that Jenny Agutter's never gone" "On an aboriginal walkabout with you?" "I admit I was surprised at the strength of my own response." "Uh, Patrick." "Oh, babe!" "Oh, yes." "Yes, there!" "Oh, that's it!" "I think they found a lake." "I am, as it happens, capable of telling the difference" "Between Walkabout and homemade porn." "Particularly if it's porn in which I am playing the lead." "Well, the female lead." "Sorry." "Patrick, I cannot believe" "You would have shown Steve that tape." "Steve, I can't believe you would have watched it." "No, don't speak!" "I'm too angry for you to speak." "I'm more angry than I have ever, ever been." "Look at me, boys," "Because this is as angry as I get." "Ow!" "Go, Susan, go." "Su... go, go, go!" "Naked." "Naked Susan." "Naked." "Susan, Susan, Susan" "Susan, Susan, su..." "Susan!" "Oh, Susan!" "Susan, Susan, Susan" "Susan, Susan, Susan, Susan, su" "Susan, oh, Susan, su... well?" "Aren't you gonna continue with your song?" "Nah." "Why not?" "Forgotten the words." "Susan, um, I'm really sorry about this." "It was a bad idea..." "a pub idea." "A" " A-And I didn't mean to bring Jeff." "S" " S-Sometimes he's hard to get rid of." "How long have you been watching this tape?" "A" " About five minutes." "Five minutes?" "Yes, just five, yes." "Five minutes?" "Look, I'm really, really sorry." "Five whole minutes?" "Do you know what's really disgusting about that, Steve?" "Yes, I do." "I really do." "I don't think you do." "No, no." "I..." "I absolutely do." "I'll tell you what's really disgusting about that, Steve." "That's not me!" "Well, it's a very similar bottom." "That bottom is twice the size of mine." "Similar breasts." "Look at her face, boys." "That's not Susan!" "How could you have watched this" "For five whole minutes" "And failed to notice that it's not me?" "How could you mistake that" "For a video of my bottom?" "Look at it!" "Well, it's very low-Quality." "I know." "Look at the cellulite!" "I meant picture quality." "I like cellulite." "It's like a bit of variety, isn't it?" "Couldn't you tell you had the wrong tape?" "Well, it had your name on the label." "Even if it had my name on the label," "Surely you'd..." "Patrick?" "Yes, Susan?" "Have you taped over me?" "Um... did you tape that woman over me?" "I can explain." "Yes, I did." "That bottom... over me?" "Is this true, Patrick?" "Have you taped over my girlfriend?" "Yes, okay?" "Yes." "That's why I didn't want to show you the tape." "I didn't want to hurt your feelings." "So you just thought you'd show the tape anyway," "And no one would notice it wasn't me." "Look, in fairness to Patrick, we didn't notice." "And I've not seen your bottom," "So, really, it's just Steve you should be angry with." "Sorry, Steve." "You can't always save everyone." "It's bad enough you kept the tape, Patrick," "But now you've erased it, too." "That doesn't make sense." "Well, I'm angry." "Making sense gets in the way." "Hang on, it's finished." "Oh, I remember this one." "It's a quickie." "Don't worry, there'll still be lots of you." "We just taped over the foreplay." "There was foreplay?" "No, we're not going to watch this." "Look, it's private." "It's personal stuff." "I think we've learned our lesson." "I'm sorry." "No, hang on." "What?" "I want to show you" "The complete difference in bottoms." "Susan." "Here we go." "Just watch this for a moment, okay?" "Just... just look." "And now on BBC2..." "Britt Ekland in the Wicker Man." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Okay, okay." "Let's put Britt back in the cupboard, shall we?" "What?" "Come on!" "See how long she lasts." "I realized you were anxious" "To get into Patrick's cupboard, Sally," "But I didn't know this was what you had in mind." "No, no, no." "I just, sort of," "Popped in here when I heard you arrive." "You mean, you hid?" "Oh, no, no, no." "There just weren't enough chairs in the living room" "For everyone to sit down." "Oh, so you thought you'd stand in a cupboard?" "Manners cost nothing." "Sally wanted to see the tape, too." "She arrived just after Jeff and Steve." "I just wanted to see what the tapes were like" "In case I ever decide to appear in one." "By the way, you might want to do some work on your bottom." "That wasn't my bottom!" "Oh, I know how you feel, but denial gets you nowhere." "I just wanted a quiet day in." "Here's your starter for ten, everyone... who could that possibly be?" "Jane." "I'm very worried" "About the size of your loneliness." "Oh, are you trying to deal with your loneliness" "By surrounding yourself with friends?" "How's that gonna work?" "The size of his loneliness?" "I meant, uh, scale." "Women are always saying "size" accidentally," "Don't you find?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Anyway," "What are you all doing here," "And why wasn't I invited, huh?" "Is it something fun?" "Oh, heaps of fun." "We were watching porn videos about me." "I'm being played by Britt Ekland." "Porn videos?" "Oh, is it the tape of you and Patrick?" "Have I missed much?" "God, what is it with you lot?" "Why do you all have this desperate desire" "To see me naked?" "Oh, Susan." "No one wants to see you naked." "Okay, that came out wrong." "The first time I saw you all in one place," "I had to show you a breast." "What is it you want this time?" "Any requests?" "Well, I don't know about anybody el... it's not gonna happen, Jeff!" "Sorry." "So if I hadn't turned up," "And if Patrick hadn't taped over me... this would've been my audience." "And all thanks to you." "Wait, wait." "It's not Steve's fault." "You can't blame Steve." "Jeff..." "it's the cupboard's fault." "There's too much nudity in the cupboard, you know." "With that amount of naked breasts in one place..." "We... we..." "we can't help ourselves." "We... we home." "We're drawn like... perverted moths." "Perverted moths?" "To the flame of breasts." "The..." "flaming breasts." "You really don't have enough blood" "For both ends of your body, do you, Patrick?" "And that's a guarantee." "Well, there you are, then." "I'm not a bad boyfriend." "I" " I-I'm a perverted moth," "And you're on fire." "No, you're not a bad boyfriend, Steve." "You're an ex." "Susan!" "You know that question you very nearly almost asked me?" "You weren't frightened the answer would be "no,"" "You were frightened it would be "yes."" "Too many naked women left in the cupboard." "And you're not ready to leave yet." "Good-Bye." "She wasn't right for you, mate." "She was beautiful, she was great in bed... and she was a really nice person." "Yeah." "You should have held on to her, really, shouldn't you?" "Thanks, Jeff." "Ol... we better go." "Yeah." "Oh, I lost my naked rights, didn't i?" "Never mind." "Plenty more naked fish in the cupboard." "W" " W-Water cupboard." "Water closet." "Jeff," "A water closet is a toilet." "Are you trying to comfort me by telling me" "There's plenty more fish in the toilet?" "I think what Jeff is trying to say" "Is there are plenty more fish in the toilet of love." "That's right, isn't it, Jeff?" "How are you feeling?" "Flushed." "S" " Susan?" "Propose." "Propose?" "Right now." "Propose." "I may say "yes,"" "I may say "no."" "I may or may not be wearing anything" "Underneath this coat." "You know there's only one way" "I'll know this is real life and not just a very good dream." "What's that?" "The usual." "Steve, look!" "It's Britt Ekland." "If you can't make your mind up" "We'll never get started" "And I don't wanna wind up" "Being parted, broken-Hearted" "So if you really love me" "Say yes" "And please don't tell me" "Perhaps" "Perhaps, perhaps"

"[DOOR CLANGS]" "WOMAN:" "Is there anything you'd like to talk about?" "LUCAS:" "Not really." "Every week you just sit in silence on that couch." " Do you know why you're here?" " I got caught." "No, why you're here with me." "I have to go through you to get parole." "Well, in a manner of speaking." "It's my job to evaluate you the progress of your rehabilitation." "Come on, you really think anyone in here gets rehabilitated?" "I think we rehabilitate ourselves." "[LUCAS SCOFFS]" "You've been in here for what now, seven years?" " Yeah, something like that." " You've had your share of fights." "It's kind of what we do in here." "You're eligible for parole in four months." "I would think a man of your obvious intelligence and skill would at least create the impression of cooperation with me to manipulate me into recommending parole." "Well, maybe I just know not to bullshit a bullshitter." "Fair enough." "But believe it or not, I am here to help you." "LUCAS:" "Yeah, right." "I'm just another file you got to process before you go home to your cats." "What makes you think I have cats?" "Well, I know you have a cat." "Cats was a guess." "What else?" "You're wearing a black bra under a white blouse again." "It's happened before so it's not because you didn't get your laundry done." "If that were the case, you'd go with no bra." "Your tits aren't that big." "No, you deliberately project your sexuality." "Maybe because of a recent breakup or a divorce." "Either way you get off on sitting across from men who haven't seen a woman in years knowing that we're gonna go back to our cells and rub one out thinking of you." "I mean, why else would a woman that looks like you work in a place like this?" "And, yeah, you have cats." "Every time you wear dark clothing like that navy pantsuit that you had tailored to cling to your ass like a second skin I see hairs on you." "You're exceptionally observant." " Occupational hazard." " Of a thief." " Inmate." " Are you gonna steal again?" " No." " Are you sure?" " It's a trick question." " Why so?" "If I say no, I'm full of shit." "If I say yes, I don't get parole." "Not everything's a trap." "Never say that to a man who's living in a cell." "I like you." "Isn't that against the rules?" "Yes." "LUCAS:" "What do you want, Rabbit?" "RABBIT:" "I just wanted to look into your eyes for the last time." "Good-b ye." "[GUNS COCKING]" "Oh, shit." "[AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE]" "[GRUNTING]" "[GUNFIRE STOPS]" "[GUN CLICKING]" "[GUNS COCKING]" "[GUNFIRE]" "[THUD]" "[GUNSHOTS]" "[THUDDING]" "[PANTING]" "I guess you owe me one." "Hey." "Go ahead." "I don't want to play." "But it will sharpen your mind teach you patience." "[LAUGHS]" "[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]" "[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]" "[HIGH-PITCHED RINGING]" "BROCK:" "Holy shit." " Emmett, check the back." " Jesus." "BROCK:" "Emmett, check the back." "[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]" "BROCK:" "Hell." "SIOBHAN:" "We need an ambulance." "BROCK:" "Hood, talk to us." "What happened here?" "We just got here." "Been out all night looking for the kid." "Got three dead bodies." "Hood?" "Sheriff Hood!" "[RINGING STOPS]" "I don't know what happened." "They just started shooting." "These are military grade M4s." "That's pretty high-end hardware for this neck of the woods." "All I care about now is finding that boy." "No, that's my priority and that's my jurisdiction." "In my estimation, sheriff, you've become an impediment to this investigation." "I can make a phone call to a judge and have a writ within the hour suspending you from duty." "Hood." "Where the hell do you think you're going?" "If you want to stop me, you're gonna have to shoot me." "Let me have your weapon." "SUGAR:" "What are you looking for?" "JOB:" "I'll know it when I see it." "I can help you." "I've lived my whole life here." "Which explains why you haven't grasped the concept of personal space." "Just tell me what you got." "[SIGHS]" "This is from the traffic camera at the county line yesterday morning." " How do you know that's him?" " New York plates." "And Rabbit usually rolls four cars deep." "I tried calling our friendly neighborhood sheriff... to put out an APB, but he's apparently not taking calls." "At least not mine." "I ran the plates, they're counterfeit." "But I ain't got no picture of them leaving." " They're here." " Think he's okay?" "JOB:" "He's not okay." "If Rabbit's here, no one's okay." "I told him, man." "I said over and over again we need to get the fuck out of here." "This has never been anything but a terrible idea." "How do we find the boy?" "We hack into street cameras, we look for the cars." "We review security footage from mini-marts and supermarkets." "Someone had to do a food run." "We reroute spy satellites from the CIA and look for heat signatures where they shouldn't be." "This is a tiny needle in a big motherfucking haystack." "SUGAR:" "Hmm." "There's just too much ground to cover." "I need 20 men doing this and I ain't got them." "It's just us two." "[DOOR OPENS]" "Or us three." "Hey, Job." "Long time." "Gang's all here." "Please." "Keep trying." "[DEVA CRYING]" "You know they're just here to keep us safe." "Hey." "You okay?" "Deva, I'm sorry about all this." "Why would she lie to us?" "Everything's not going to be all right, is it?" "I don't know, honey." "I honestly don't." "[LINE RINGING]" "[RINGS]" "I must admit you have an admirable knack for survival." "I'm already dead." " I know that." " Yes?" "So why do you resist?" "You haven't offered any other options." "Such as?" "Surrender." "You would sacrifice yourself for the boy?" "No." "For all of them." "So finally you admit your responsibility in all of this." "Yes, I do." "REBECCA:" "Uncle Kai?" " Hi." " Hey." "I'm getting a glass of wine downstairs." "I'm actually gonna go to sleep." "So good night." "Good night, Rebecca." "[BOTH GRUNTING]" "Agh!" "Unh." "[GROANING]" "Who sent you?" "[COUGHING]" "Fucking Indians." "[GROANING]" "[GRUNTING]" "[BOTH GROANING]" "[GASPING]" "Go help your uncle." "WOMAN:" "You've been in a fight." "Just a misunderstanding." "Do you want to tell me about it?" "Someone had a crush on me." "I just wanted to be friends." " Are we done?" " Not quite." " Must be exhausting." " Agh." "What?" "Being on guard 24 hours a day." "Wondering where the next attack is gonna come from." "Can you ever rest?" "I've been looking at your initial police report." "There were two of you in that building." "The police said that you made it as far as the woods where your chance of escape would be much greater but yet you turned around." "Why?" "Your accomplice it was a woman." "These sessions are confidential and inadmissible in court." "You can't incriminate her." "You must have loved her very much." "And you haven't seen or heard from her since?" "I'm so sorry." "You okay?" "Yeah." "So where you been?" "You know, around." "Will you stay for a while now that he's gone?" "I could really use you." "Well, that's not really my bag, big brother." "[TIRES SQUEALING]" "Ugh." "Well, this is interesting." "Oh, that motherfucker!" "This is my home." "So you're upset that the man who cut off the head of the guy you sent to kill him isn't respecting your privacy?" "What's this?" "It's one of ours." "I'm thinking maybe I will stick around for a while." "This man will take you home, Max." "It's okay, Max." "Hey." "No one's gonna hurt you." "Go." "[ENGINE STARTS]" "You trusted me to keep my word?" "You always have." "[GRUNTS]" "[LINE RINGING]" "FEMALE VOICE [OVER PHONE]:" "Your call has been directed to an automated voice-mail..." "[SCOFFS]" " Still no answer." "JOB:" "Keep trying." "[BANGING ON DOOR]" "SUGAR:" "It's okay." "[DOOR OPENS]" "Gordon." "GORDON:" "Sugar." "What are you doing here?" "We got Max back." "What?" "What do you mean?" "How is he?" "He's safe." "He and Deva are with the FBI." " He came home a little while ago." " How?" "He just rang the doorbell." "Said that they dropped him off a block away from the house." "Uh..." "I don't understand." "What do you mean?" "They just...?" "They just dropped him off just like that?" "No, not just like that." "Your father told him to tell you something." "What?" "He said that you were forgiven." " Hood." " Max said they have him." " He traded himself for Max." " I don't understand why Hood..." "...would think that that's something..." " His cell phone." " What?" " I got a tracker on his cell phone." " There you are." "CARRIE:" "What is that?" "Where is that?" "SUGAR:" "The Bottoms near the North Valley Woods." "What the fuck are the Bottoms?" "What's out there?" "Heh, well, nothing that I can think of." "Wait." "The metalworks." "We've been here all day looking at these maps moving satellites around in outer fucking space." "And then he says, "Wait, wait, the metalworks."" "SUGAR:" "Well, the Bottoms aren't on most maps." "Is that it?" "Is that it right there?" "Yeah." "GORDON:" "What are you doing?" "You call the FBI and you let them handle this." " I can't." "GORDON:" "You have to." "Now, I don't know what Hood's role in all this is but we have two children whose lives have been turned upside down." "Now, nothing and no one else is more important than that." "Come on, man." "Come on." "Now, you lied to me." "You lied to our kids." "I don't know if you can ever make that right, but if..." "If you're gonna try you need to come home with me right now." "Gordon, don't do this." "Don't make me choose." "You go with them, you're making that choice yourself." "Um, what are you doing?" "Look, I've seen you drive." "Get in." "We're probably gonna die." "Probably." "If we do die I just want you to know I don't like you very much." "Duly noted." "Well, if you're going to drive, then drive." "[ENGINE STARTS]" "I want to be dead or home by morning." "Just drive." "So your parole hearing is in two weeks." "Do you feel ready?" "Uh, yeah, yeah." "I think so." "I know you're ready to get out of here." "You think they'll let me out?" "You present as intelligent and capable as remorseful and articulate." "Plus, you have the single best psych eval ever written in the history of the prison system, so..." "[WOMAN CHUCKLES]" "Thank you." "I just wish..." "What?" "Ah, nothing." " Come on, what?" " Nothing, no." "I'm sorry." " I forgot myself for a moment." " It's our last session." "You're never gonna see me again." "Um, I was gonna say I just wish we had met under different circumstances." "[CHUCKLES]" "I know it's pathetic, cliché." "No, no." "It's not." "Um, you saved me in here." "Are you scared?" "Terrified." "Are you gonna see Ana when you get out?" "Uh, yeah." "Yeah, I've got a few places I think I can, uh look for her." " Who are you?" " What?" "Who the fuck are you?" "I never told you her name." "Mr. Rabbit has a message for you." "Mr. Rabbit says there'll be no parole." "You will serve out the remaining eight years." "And he wants you to know that when you do get out, he'll be waiting for you." "There's nowhere you can go that he won't find you." "Aah!" "Help me!" "Guard, help me!" "[GRUNTING]" "GUARD:" "Get off!" "Get off!" "WOMAN:" "Oh, God!" "[ALL GRUNTING]" "[TASER CRACKLING]" "[GRUNTING]" "RABBIT:" "It's funny being here with you." "I think of all that time we were together the three of us." "We were a family." "Aw, don't kid yourself." "We were never a family." "Me and Ana, we were family." "Not you." "I think maybe we both kid ourselves sometimes." "Oh, fuck you." "You betrayed me for love." "Then you got out of prison to find your love had betrayed you." "And then a few days ago she barters your life for her own." "[LAUGHING]" "My daughter is better at punishing you than I could ever be." "However a man can still try." "[GRUNTING]" "SUGAR:" "Oh, wow." "What is it?" "Shit." "I don't know." "[SIREN WAILING]" "Shit!" "Were you speeding?" "I knew I shouldn't have let you drive." "Evening, folks." "Mrs. Hopewell, I don't know if you heard yet, but, uh..." " ...your son turned up safe." " I know." "Thank you." "And, uh... ."you, uh""" "You three are clearly not going to a PTA meeting." "Can you step out of the car, Mrs. Hopewell?" "RABBIT:" "There." "That's better, right?" "[MUFFLED GAGGING]" "[YELLS THEN GASPS]" "You took my only daughter from me." "There are no words to express the pain." "The rage I feel." "Oh, believe me she couldn't get away from you fast enough." "[MUFFLED GAGGING]" "[GASPING]" "She hated you more than she ever loved me." "You're right." "I took your little girl." "And there is nothing that you can do to me that can ever change that." "At least I can watch you pay for your betrayal." "Why don't you shut the fuck up and get on with it?" "[GRUNTS]" "We got the call." "What's going on?" "Yeah, she's telling me that Hood has been kidnapped..." " ...by the same guys that took her son." " He wasn't kidnapped." "He traded himself for Max." "And they're gonna kill him if I don't get over there." "If Hood is in trouble, why wouldn't you call us?" " I can't involve you." " An abduction and you can't involve the sheriff's department?" " That's kind of strange, don't you think?" "BROCK:" "You think that's strange?" "Take a look at who she called instead." "Oh, and, uh, Mrs. Hopewell was strapped with these." "Two Springfield DX9s." "You want to tell us what the hell's going on?" "The man who has Hood is a gangster named Rabbit." "He and I have a history." "It's me he's here for." "That's why he took Max." "He's got a small army with him and he's not gonna think twice about killing you or me or anyone else who gets in his way." "Well, what were you and the A-Team over here planning to do?" "He's going to kill him." "He may already have." " Please, we are wasting time right now." " This..." "This is crazy." "Sorry, I don't..." " You're the sheriff." " I know I am." " What?" " If it was you they had or any one of us, what do you think Hood would do?" "Shit." "I don't care what kind of gangsters they are." "They picked the wrong fucking town." "Well, all right." "[ENGINE STARTS]" " You sure about this?" " Do I look sure?" "Gregor, tell the men to start packing up." "We're leaving soon." "When I was a teenager I found two boys in a field." "They had tied a stray dog to a tree and they were beating it with sticks." "He was badly hurt, bleeding." "His front leg was broken." "After I finished with the boys I decided I would care for the dog." "But when I went to untie him he bit my leg." "The dog meant me no harm." "He was acting on instinct." "I knew that." "But I also knew I had to kill him." "Because I, too was acting on instinct." "We're all animals, really." "[SIGHS]" "JOB:" "Gentlemen." "Hmm." "[CHUCKLES]" "Who the fuck are you?" "I'm going to need you to open this here gate." "This is private property." "No one enters." "Oh, honey, if I had a dollar for every time I heard that." "Now open the motherfucking gate." " Fuck you." " Oh, it's gonna be like that, is it?" "Eenie, meenie, miney, mo." "[SILENCED GUNSHOT]" "My bad." "[SILENCED GUNSHOT]" "EMMETT:" "Nice shooting." "I've been taking lessons." "I should have killed you 15 years ago." "But there was a part of me that hoped that you'd..." "Both of you." "...Would change your minds." "All right, hold up." "Hold up." "The only entrance to this place is on the other side." "We're gonna be outnumbered and outgunned." "We have to surprise them." "I'll create a diversion." "You guys go up front and wait for my signal." " And then what?" "What's your plan?" " Save Hood, shoot everybody else." "Like you, I was blinded by love." "No." "This isn't about love." "We spent two years figuring out how to fuck you over." "And we did." "That's why you're angry." "Because you got played." "So do me a favor." "Stop whining about fucking love." "You don't know what love is." "[BIRD CAWING]" "RABBIT:" "You're wrong." " Unh!" " This..." " ...is love." " Agh." "[SILENCED GUNSHOT]" "[MAN SCREAMS]" " Agh!" "BROCK:" "Go now!" "Go, go!" "Fuck!" "[MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]" " Agh!" "SIOBHAN:" "Sugar!" "Sugar!" "Go!" "[MEN SHOUTING]" "[GUNFIRE IN DISTANCE]" "I knew she'd come for you." "Now she can watch you die." "[GROANS]" "Unh!" "Yes!" "[GUNFIRE CONTINUES]" "Aah!" " Brock!" " Aah!" " Motherfucker!" " Brook's hit." "I know." "There's no way I can get to him." "He's too far away." "Go around and I'll cover you." "[IN UKRAINIAN] Left and right, flanking pattern." "I've got the center." "[GROANS]" "[SCREAMS]" "I'm running out of ammo!" "[SHOUTING]" "Goddamn it!" "Emmett!" "Agh!" "EMMETT:" "Shit, I'm running out." " Unh." "[MEN SHOUTING]" "How you doing?" "Oh, fuck, that hurts." " Sugar?" " He's okay." "He's over there." "SUGAR:" "I'm fine." " Did we win?" " We didn't lose." "Suck my tit." "[SCREAMING]" "[SPEAKS IN UKRAINIAN]" "[GUNSHOTS]" " Unh!" " Agh!" "[ALL GRUNTING]" "[GROANING]" "Stay away from him." "I forgave you." "I gave you back your son." "Well, I never forgave you." "So, what now clever girl?" "Good-bye, Daddy." "[GRUNTS]" "Hey." "Let me see you." " Unh." " Oh, God." "Oh, my God." "[BOTH PANTING]" "My God." "Max?" "He's safe." "He's okay." "Next time, I say we just run away." "Hang on, okay?" "I missed you." "[WHIMPERS]" "Buck." "Buck." "Bucky." "[BARKING]" "Buck." "[WINCES]" "Hey, boss." "Listen, Janie." "I'm sorry that I've been so distant." "You know, I've just been so obsessed with taking down Proctor." "I never meant to shut you out." "He's everywhere, you know?" "I worked with the Kinaho to try to get this new casino built and now he has his hands in that, too." "That's the hotel." "And on the northern side will be the casino." "That's why Longshadow wanted you killed?" "Yeah." "So now what?" "Well, I could just get rid of Alex but that would create a power vacuum within the tribe and there's no telling who would take over." "Better let Alex understand who his friends are." "And how do we do that?" "We could start with a phone call." "You just hit send." "[PHONE RINGING]" "Hello?" "[CONTINUES RINGING]" "Is anyone here?" "[BEEPING]" "Well, I guess we'll have to settle for leaving a message." "[EXPLOSION]" "Any word on Rabbit?" "The FBI turned the woods upside down." "Full-on search grids, dogs, the works." "So far, the theory is that he crawled into a hole somewhere and died." "Hey." " They'll find him." " Yeah." "[CLEARS THROAT]" "There." "Heh." "Now that's what a sheriff looks like." "[CHUCKLES]" "Uh, when do you have to change it again?" "Tomorrow." "All right, then." "I'll see you tomorrow." "Thanks." "[TRAIN HORN BLARING IN DISTANCE]" "[GROANS]" "Deputy Yawners." "[CAMERAS CLICKING]" "Agent Xavier." "One of the two active officers of the BSD." "How long you plan to keep us on a leash?" "I don't like this any better than you do." "All right?" "But Sheriff Hood, his behavior throughout all this has been somewhere between highly questionable and outright criminal." "And what went down at the metalworks that's gonna take some time to soft out." "The Bureau is assigning a special investigator." "Look, in the meantime, you're just gonna have to deal with federal oversight." "So never a dull moment around here, huh?" "Couple of hunters found them this morning." "Based on the level of decomposition, the coroner's ballparking it at 10 to 12 weeks since they were killed." "Who might you be?" "[LINE RINGING]" "MAN [OVER PHONE]:" "Church County Sheriff's Department." "Hi, uh, it's Jason Hood." "I was wondering if you had heard from my old man at all." "MAN:" "Sorry, Jason." "Still nothing." "All right." "Thanks anyways." "[SIGHS]" "Fuck me."

"25.000" " Who was that on the phone?" " Eh?" "It was some guy from the community centre." "He wants to get some coaches for the kids' soccer league." "Are you gonna do it?" "Maybe next year, if things calm down at work a little." "That's what you said last year." "You want to rub some lotion on my back?" "Maybe later." "I don't want to get all these papers greasy." "Alan, we have to be consistent." "Successive approximations to the goal, remember?" "God, that language just turns me on." "OK, if you don't want to do it, you don't have to." "I do." "I do want to do it." "It's just that book." "You know, it zaps all the spontaneity." "The point is, to get the spontaneity back." "Obviously we're not there yet." "Look," "I want this as much as you do." "I want to get things back." "No, I don't want to get things back." "I want to make it better." "Better than it's ever been." "So let's get to work." "Excuse me, where did you get that?" "This guy I work with at the museum." " We haven't gotten stoned since college." " Mm-hm." "And it was the best sex we ever had." " What about the kids?" " They're sound asleep." "(Phone rings)" "Don't answer that." "It might be my morning meeting." "Hello?" "Oh, sure." "Hold on." "It's for you." "Do you want me to take a message?" "I'd better see who it is." "Here she is." "Hello." "Oh, hi." "Oh, no." "That's OK." "Yeah, I have the keys." "Why?" "Marnie, you know, we're sure gonna miss you." " Here you go." " So, Alan..." "Marnie and I were just calculating your chances of beating me out of this VP slot." " What do you think?" "Slim or none?" " With your warmth and charm, none." "Yeah not to mention the quarter I just had" "Bottom line says it all, pal." "Oh, excuse me." "Gee, I'm gonna miss Neil." "I really will miss you." "That's not exactly what I meant." "I mean, um..." "You got the wrong impression." "Listen," "Wendy and I have been married for 12 years." "You've been flirting with me all week." "That's not it exactly." "I find you very attractive." "So, do you want to come home with me?" "Hey, wake up." "Hey." " You're home." " Yeah." " What time is it?" " It's late." " We need to talk." " What's wrong?" "I lied to you." "There was no business dinner." "You remember that temp I was telling you about" " Marnie?" " Verna's replacement." " I was at her apartment tonight." "Just tell me." "It was like I was someone else." "She kissed me." "We kissed." "It was wonderful." "I'd be lying if I said it wasn't." "Then it all just hit me." "It was like you and Brooke and Daniel and the house and...our whole lives together..." "It was like you were all in the room with me." "And you made me realise what I was doing." "I left." "I've just been driving around." "Look..." "My point is, our marriage means more to me than I ever thought." "It's everything, and we've got to do something." "We got to..." "Anything." "We've got to fix it." "I don't want to lose you, and I don't want to lose the kids." "I couldn't handle that." "You're not alone in this, you know." "What do you mean?" "Remember the Pancake House where we used to take the kids last summer?" "The waiter there" " Ryan." " Sandy hair, mid-twenties." " What, you had an affair with him?" "No but I thought about it." "A lot." "Whenever I made love with you," "I fantasised about him." "Really?" "Both times?" "It's not funny, Alan." "I know." "Oh." " I know." " I started going for lunch alone there because I wanted him all to myself." "That's not the way it should be." "I don't want parts of my life that I can't share with you." " Do you think the car will be OK?" " It'll be fine." "Don't worry." "We have not been down here in so long." "We got some time to kill before we pick up the kids." "I thought it would be fun." "We should find a thrift store and buy the kids a costume." "Ah, what luck!" " Costumes." " Yeah!" "That's not exactly what I had in mind." "Come on, take a chance." "Live dangerous." "Honey." "So what?" "She hasn't had two kids." "What do you suppose this is?" "The Super V-19 Auto-flagellator, guaranteed to give you years and years of erotic pleasure." "(Shrieks)" "OK." "Let's go." "Thank you." " Thanks." " What did you buy?" "A swingers' magazine?" "Are you kidding?" "They're all normal people." "They're non-pros." "They're like us." " Can you imagine soliciting total strangers?" " You're right." " I'll take it back." " Um...wait." "Couldn't hurt to look." "(Bell rings)" "ALAN:" "Come on." "Daniel." "Come on." "You know that thing we were talking about before?" "You did hide it?" " I did." "Don't worry." " Is it my birthday present?" "You know..." "I wasn't serious." "I have to admit, though, it is an intriguing thought." "Cos it's my birthday in two weeks, you know." "Oh?" "Is that a fact?" "Oh, I completely forgot." "(Giggling)" "Come on, we're down to the Ts." "We don't have a single prospect." "Keep going." "The Travises." "Bill's always undressing you mentally on the tennis court." "I like them too much." " I don't want to risk the friendship." " Do you want to do it with people we hate?" "How could I possibly face her at work the next day?" "Easy." "You just say, "Hi, Becky, you were incredible last night!"" "Keep going." "OK." "No." "Oh, the Wakefields." "You're kidding!" "That's everybody?" "That's everybody." "I had the good sense to leave out family members and the Bradleys, with Neil's winning personality." "You two compete in enough areas enough already enough." "Well, that's it, then." "We don't know a single person we can do it with, and it's too scary calling up strangers." "Well, still, it was fun fantasising." "(Giggles)" "You know we could make up our own ad." "Hm?" "We'd be in total control." "We could get a PO box and we could screen all the mail." "You can't be serious." "I could be." "If you are." "No, no." "We're not using a picture in this ad." "Yeah, but we'll need one eventually." "Ha!" "This one." " Couldn't you find one without the kids?" " We'll just cut 'em out." "Just like that?" "Just like that." "OK." "How about this?" "Curious but yellow?" "So are we." " Happy but restless suburbanites..." " ...seek twin sparks to rekindle flame." "Dirty minds, meticulously clean bodies." "Expect the same with you or no go." " What do you think?" " They sound perfect." " You check on the kids?" " They're fine." "Still doing homework." "Anything interesting yet?" "These are the rejects." "What's this?" "This is my rubber butt plug." "Oh!" "That killed it for me, too." " What about these two?" "They're gorgeous." " They are." "They're both men." " Jesus!" " Oh, this is cute." "Sorry about the out-of-season's greetings, but we're fresh out of centrefolds." "You two sound just wonderful." "Send us a picture, give us a call." "Let's explore the possibilities." "Love and kisses, Jack and Louise." "Keeper." " Hi, who's calling?" " Hi, this is Alan." " This is Alan." " This is Jack." "This is Jack." "Hi, look, I'm not sure if we're supposed to use last names." "Whatever you feel comfortable with, Al." " Did you get the picture?" " Yes we did." "And, to be perfectly honest, I haven't seen Louise this excited in a long time." "It's a good thing I'm not the jealous type." "Listen, Wendy and I, we've never done anything like this before." "I assume you have." "Just a few times." "So would tomorrow night be OK for you?" "Tomorrow?" "Neil Bradley's already made his presentation." "The client is looking at his watch." " I'm talking to a client." " Is that Paul McGrew?" "No." "How do you ever find anything in this mess?" "So, who's Neil Bradley?" "Some prick I work with." "Uh-huh." "And who's Paul McGrew?" "What, are you writing a book?" "Hey, I'm sorry." "Look, I'm just trying to get to know you better." "He owns a large hotel chain." "I'm a sales manager for Western division for a food service company." "I'm in sales, too." "High-end audio and video stuff." "My wife does a little modelling." "Really?" "My wife works for a children's museum, part time." " And we have two kids." " Great." "OK, listen." "There's a place downtown called the Zebra Lounge." "Let's meet there tomorrow night, say eight o'clock." "No strings attached." " OK." " OK, bye." "# JUDITH OWEN:" "Get Into It" "# I've been down in such a dark place" "# I've been a phoney and a fool" "# Just to please everybody who said that they love me" "# And I spat out the food that I was too afraid to swallow" "# I've been locked up in this attic" "# Still with love on my brain" "# And I tried so hard to get a little sunshine" "# Yes, I tried so hard" "# To break the cycle of pain" "# Pain, pain..." "# Get into it, baby..." "JACK:" "Alan, Wendy." "I'm Jack." "This is my wife Louise, the most beautiful woman in the world." " Hello." " Hi." "Get comfortable and Jack will order some drinks." "Tina, Louise and I will have the usual." "And for you?" " A White Label, please." " Let me guess." "On the rocks?" "Yes." "Er, the same." "Thank you." "I'm so glad you guys decided to get together with us." "We haven't decided anything yet." "You know, your ad was the first one that we'd answered in several months." "I guess..." "I guess Louise and I are getting a little more discriminating." "ALAN:" "I suppose we should be flattered." "I don't know." "I figured I'd put that out there." "It might be a bit more comforting." "It's lucky you found us first." "We are your first, right?" "Oh, yes." "Most definitely." "You know what I've learned from Louise?" "If you just relax and let yourself go, you can really have a lot of fun." "WENDY:" "We've just never done anything like this before." "Nothing's going to happen that you don't want to." "Oh." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "OK..." "A toast." "To..." "Hey." "Will you excuse us a minute?" "Are we crazy?" "I think they're pretty normal, considering." " Do you like him?" " I don't know." "I mean, he's charming." "He's...kind of intriguing." "Excuse me." "How do you feel about her?" "She's nice, attractive, very sexy." "Yeah, she is very sexy." "I like his eyes." "Well, it was nice meeting you two." "We're going to pass." " I'm so disappointed." " No, that's OK, if that's your choice." "But we were having such a nice talk." "Please, come finish your drinks." "ALAN:" "Sure." "You know, baby," "I wish it would have been that easy for us to fix our little fling problem." "You're not having affairs yet, are you?" "No, no." " Not quite." " It's problems like that that are difficult to solve." "Have you guys read any self-help books or done any counselling?" " We haven't had much luck with them." " We appreciate your concern, but, well, we're just not ready for this." "You know," "Alan, sometimes it's not such a good idea to wait until you feel like you're ready." "I know for Louise and I, it felt like we were running out of time." "You know, if we were to do this, how's it going to work?" " How would it work?" " Hypothetically." " Of course." " Our house is out of the question." " With the kids" " Ours, too." "We have the painters in." "Why don't you guys leave it up to us?" "Hypothetically." "Yeah." "How does this sound?" "Whatever we do, we do it together." "When one of us wants to stop, we both stop, no questions asked." "And we'll never do anything that might hurt the kids." "I couldn't have put it better myself." "You want me to sign it?" "No, your word's good enough for me." "Look, if this doesn't feel right, we'll just...cut it short and come home." "Right." "Do you think we're dressed right?" "I don't know." "I've never dressed for an orgy before." "Wow, Mom." "You look beautiful." "Thank you." " You too, Daddy." " Thanks." "Works for them." "I want you to do everything Nancy asks you to do." "I promise there'll be something in it for you." "(Car horn)" "Wow!" "That's the biggest car I've ever seen." "Hi." "BROOKE:" "Who are they?" "Just some friends." "We'd better hurry before they bring out the whole neighbourhood." "See you." " Bye, Mommy." "Bye, Daddy." " Bye." "Wow!" "Glass of champagne to the first person who can guess what Louise is doing to me right now." "Kidding." "ALAN:" "You've gone to such expense." "JACK:" "No trouble." "A friend of mine owns the car." "So, how's the painting going?" "What's that?" "You said you were getting your house painted." "Oh, no, we just say that." "Jack and I like to keep our home private." "I wish we'd thought of that." "You guys aren't in a hurry to get home, are you?" " Our sitter can stay the night..." " If we ask her to." "LOUISE:" "Good." "Perfect." "So, Al..." "Is it all right if I call yon Al?" " Excuse me?" " Forget it." "Um..." "Would you like to trade seats with me?" "Because, although Louise and I... don't look like it, we're sitting over here feeling a bit like a senate subcommittee." "JACK:" "Is that all right?" " Sure." "Yeah?" "OK." " So, how do we look?" "JACK:" "Fabulous." "I would say you're the second sexiest couple in the car." "(Alan laughs)" " You look like" " you had a tough day at the office." " Actually, I did." "Alan's up for a vice-presidency and he's got some pretty tough competition." "JACK:" "Ah, yes." "Neil Bradley." "Little prick." "A little tense?" "(Alan laughs)" "JACK:" "You don't like champagne?" " Er, no, it's the bubbles." " Honey?" " Yes?" " Can we get Wendy" " some White Label?" " Sure." "ALAN:" "Here, let me." "Er, dilemma." " Pick your hand." "Thank you." " Here, I'll take this." "JACK:" "A toast" "Let's have some fun." "To fun!" "Come, let me show you the view." "Don't worry." "She's in good hands." " What did we get him?" "Let's see." " No, no." "It's already..." "It's half wrapped." "(Phone rings)" "BROOKE:" "Hi, you are through to the Barnets." "Leave a message after the beep." " (Beep)" " Hey, it's Jack here." "Where have you two been hiding?" "Louise and I would love to see you two again..." " Didn't you return their last call?" " No, I never got round to it." "Honey, you're not trying to string them along, are you?" "I'm just not comfortable with discussing it, that's all." "Tell them that we had a really good time and we appreciate their concern but we don't need them any more." "They'd take it too personally." "Yes." "Well, then, tell them that it doesn't fit into our lifestyle." "I'm sure they can understand that." " OK." "I can do that." "I'll call them." " Good." " Good." " Good." "Yes." "What?" " They were incredible, though, weren't they?" " Yeah, they were, but so are we." "CHILDREN'S VOICES:" "One..." "Two..." "Three..." "Blow!" "Are you about finished with that thing?" "The ice cream's melting." " How come you scooped it out so soon?" " Wendy asked me to." "Here, Mom, let's cut this cake." "Hello, everybody." "Sorry we're late." "What a great place to have a party." "Jack." "Louise." "Everybody, this is Jack and Louise." "Hi." " Friends." "And this is Wendy's mom." " Oh!" " Hey, Jack." "Ken." " Nice to meet you." "And this must be the birthday boy." "Is it for me?" "No, it's for me." "Happy Birthday, Daniel." "from Aunt Louise and Uncle Jack." " Buddy, you have fun with that." " They're not our aunt and uncle." "They're just being friendly." "Be polite." " Is anybody going to give us some cake?" " Of course, yes, have some cake." "Do you have a smaller piece?" "Thanks." "I need a fork and maybe a napkin." "Oh, would you like to have some?" "We'll get our own, OK?" "JACK:" "Thanks, pal." " Who wants to see Uncle Jack juggle?" " ALL:" "Me!" "All right." "Check it out." "You're doing great, honey." "Thank you, baby." "Alan, if I hadn't called your secretary," "I never would have known about this panty." "Huh?" "Ta-da!" "(Cheering)" "Everybody loves Jack." "Don't you find him attractive?" "Because I find your husband Ken very good-looking." "Ken, get the kids." "It's time to go." "One hand." "Sorry." "JACK:" "Maybe I can try behind my back." "(Cheering)" "WENDY:" "I could kill your secretary." "ALAN:" "You asked her to give out the directions." "Yes, to invited guests." "And what was she supposed to do?" "Interrogate every caller?" "BROOKE:" "I got a present, too, from Aunt Louise." "It's my unbirthday present." "WENDY:" "A bracelet?" "ALAN:" "It's nice, honey." "It's really nice." "ALAN:" "Yeah, I know." "I'll call you on Tuesday." "Yep." "Congratulations." "What for?" "For finally getting a shot with Paul McGrew." "No kidding?" " All my nuisance calls must have paid off." " Apparently so." "His office called." "He wants to play tennis." "We've got a court for one o'clock." "Alan, this is our big chance." "When he gets here, you introduce us." "I'll take it from there." "That's gonna be a little hard." "I don't even know what he looks like." "Well, that must be him right there." "Good afternoon, gentlemen." " No." " Alan, good to see you." "And you must be the big boss." "I thought you didn't know what he looks like." "I don't know what he looks like." "That's somebody else." "A friend, sort of." "Hey, fellas." "I'm Jack Bauer." " Adam Frazier." " Great to see you, Adam." " Hey, Alan." " Jack." " Our fourth's running a little late." " Excuse me?" " Paul McGrew." "It's why you're here, isn't it?" " Yes, but..." " Jack, buddy." " You're gonna love this guy." " Hey." "Paul." "Good to see you." " Hi." "Paul McGrew." " Adam Frazier." " Hi." "Alan Barnet." "Finally." "Jack says you'll make me an offer I can't refuse." "We're gonna try." "If it's anywhere near as good as the deal he cut me, we're gonna be in business." "Let's get to it." "So, Paul's company commissioned my company to do his whole chain." "Monitors, speakers, everything." "Big-screen TVs, wireless speakers in all the bars." "It is going to be sensational." "Don't hurt him, Alan." " Get you next time, Bauer." " Any time, Paul." " Good game." " Take it easy, Paul." "See you at the office." "I enjoyed that." "I got to do that more often." "He likes you already." "I can tell." " How did you do this?" " It was easy." "Just closed him with a great deal." "Just like that." "It's all in the technique." "FPQS." "What?" "Friendly, persistent, questioning stare." "You know, when you get to that critical moment in a transaction..." "Right." "...this is what I do." "Is that good, or what?" "You didn't tell him about...us." "Of course not." "This is business, buddy." "Come on." "Let's play." "Let's play." "Jack could sell circles around me." "Well, what did he do it for?" "Commission?" "Finder's fee?" "To get what he wants." "Which is?" "Us." "Alan, I thought we said we wouldn't do that any more." "I know." "But it was a huge favour he did." "I mean, I may get the promotion." "There could be a big bonus." "It seems rude not to..." "That's ridiculous." "I'm sorry." " Well..." " Forget it." "OK, but is that..." "I mean, is that what you want?" "Do you want to do it again?" "Do you?" "You want her again, don't you?" "One more time wouldn't kill me." "OK." "But just one more time." "When was the last time this car was tuned up?" "I don't drive it any more, honey." "You do." "If it was my car, I'd pay someone to drive it off a cliff." "When you want to chauffeur the kids round all day, you can take the mini van and I'll take my car back." "You still have a great ass, you know?" "Thank you." "You have a great ass, too." "I could get jealous tonight." "I'm hoping you do." "Really?" "Well, two can play that game." "Give us a kiss." "Hello, Barnets." "LOUISE:" "We missed you." "We've been looking forward to this." " You look amazing." " Thank you." "I got my hair done." " Hi." " Hello." "You're looking pretty smooth yourself, Alan." " Why, thank you." "I actually shaved." " What do you think?" "This is awesome." "Should have worn toga." "You won't be needing one." "Come on." "I thought we'd try something different tonight." "You guys ever done ecstasy?" "ALAN:" "I took a Quaalude once in college" "Well, they've made some amazing advances on the recreational drug front." "I'm up for it." " Are you cold?" " That's nice." " You've never done this?" " No." "To good friends." "To good business." "Have you ever been with a woman before?" "# KIM ERIN:" "Believe" "# Coming down, going down, getting down, coming down" "# Cos you came around" "# Come and seize the disease" "# Won't you please stay away for my hands are weak" "# I may just die" "# And I'll do it again and again and again" "# And again" "# Feeling sin" "# Feeling sin" "# Feeling fingers through my hair" "# Feeling sad" "# Feeling sad" "# Don't you feel it?" "# I may just die" "# But I'd do it again and again" "# And again and again" "# I'm sad" "# Too sad am I" "# I'm lost in your love" "# Nothing says you don't believe" "# You can't believe" "# Lies..." "Mom, Daniel put three spoonfuls of sugar on his cereal." "DANIEL:" "Mom, why don't you put it in the blender?" " That's how Dad always does it." " I don't want to hear the blender this morning." "(Rings)" " Hello." "Hi, Mom." "Can I call you back?" " Why didn't you get us up?" " I'm on the phone." "Um, what?" " I forgot to leave the number with the sitter." " We'll be late for school." "Nothing's wrong." "I'm fine." "I'll call you back later, OK?" "Bye." " I want my orange juice." " Eat your cereal." "We don't want to be late." "I knew that was gonna happen." "You know what?" "You guys, go get your backpacks on and I'll write you a note." "Go." "Why don't you ever help me?" "About last night..." "Let's not talk about it, OK?" "It's over." "I'm gonna get the kids." "So, are you ready to face the food smart guys?" "I wouldn't worry about me, Alan." "You know, it was supposed to be my account." "Frazier must really want it to send both of us." "If he'd really wanted it, he'd have sent just me." "Hey, guys." "Neil Bradley, right?" " Yeah." " Great suit." "Jack Bauer." "How are you?" "Hi." "Alan's told me all about you." " See you at the meeting, Neil." " Right." "You take care now." "You don't call any more." " Is that why you came?" " Yeah." "I've been kind of swamped at work." "Oh." "Well, listen, buddy," "Louise really misses you." "Know what I'm saying?" "But you're busy." "I understand." " Can't make it tonight." "Let's try tomorrow." " It's Brooke's recital tomorrow." "I'll check my calendar." "If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were trying to AVOID US." "OK." "OK." "Next week." "How about a show, dinner?" "Whatever you want." "Great." "See how easy that was." "Call me." "Promise?" "I promise." "See you soon." "Thank you very much for your presentation." "You obviously put a lot of work into it." "We'll think about it and...get back to you." " OK." " Hank, with all due respect, there is nothing to think about." "We all know there isn't anyone else in this industry who can match our quality, service or price." "So, what do you say?" "What a day!" "Get promoted in the morning, close a deal the same night." "Promoted?" "What the hell are you talking about?" " Didn't Adam tell you?" "He picked me." " No, he didn't tell me." "He probably didn't want you to fuck up this deal." "Fuck it up?" "I closed it, you piece of shit." "We'll bring it up at your review." "See you tomorrow, pal." "Are you coming?" "No way." "Louise, I can't do this." "Wendy and I, we're not..." "You'll never have this with your wife." "Hey, buddy." "Now, that's what I call a promotion." "You ass-kissing piece of shit!" "Ow." "Jesus!" "BROOKE:" "I don't know." "She won't come out of the bedroom." "Daddy had to work late." "Where have you been?" " Who are you talking to?" " Grandma." "Mom's in a bad mood." "Like, what else is new?" "Hey, Margaret." "Yeah, I just walked in." "Look, whatever she's upset about, I'll take care of it." "Yeah." "OK." "Don't worry about it." "I'll call you." "We're not the right kind of people, Alan." "Whatever made us think we could do this?" "Honey, we've made some mistakes, but they're in the past." "It's behind us." "It's done." "Everything is OK." "Really." "It's going to be OK." "Really." "What happened to your lip?" "I banged it getting in the car." "It's nothing." "Promise me that we'll never see them again." "I promise." "I swear to God." "I swear to God." "Are you wearing a new cologne?" "No." "No, it must be that soap." "You're right." "You're right, you know." "We ought to get things back on track." " What do you want to do?" " Just... something...normal." "(Phone rings)" "Are you gonna answer the phone?" "Hello." "Oh, my God!" "What..." "ALAN:" "The meeting broke up around 10:15." "The last time I saw Neil, he was heading for the elevator." "MAN:" "Then you didn't leave together?" " No, I went to the men's room." "We take separate cars." "So was it a mugging?" "What happened?" "He was beaten to death." "They think a pipe or a lug wrench or something." "Jesus." "After you left the men's room, what did you do?" "I went to the parking garage, got in my car." "Did you notice anything unusual in the garage?" "No." "Just got in my car and left." "The parking attendant's records show that you left the garage at 10:44." " Wait a minute." "Is Alan a suspect?" " Honey." "Some of the night staff said you and Mr Bradley had an argument in the lobby at about 10:20." "It wasn't really an argument." "We were discussing a business deal." "I'm just establishing a timeline." "Detective, if you think Alan had anything to do with this, he is the straightest, most law-abiding citizen in the world." "As of now, we don't have any suspects." "So, are we through, then?" "Sure." "I know where I can find you." "Sorry to bother you both so late." "Oh, what happened to your lip?" "Oh, I banged it on the car door." "I'm a real klutz sometimes." "DANIEL:" "I'm still hungry." "WENDY:" "Let's make cookies." "We haven't done that in a long time." "BROOKE:" "Chocolate chip." "DANIEL:" "I like peanut butter." "WENDY:" "What do you think, Dad?" "ALAN:" "Huh?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "Whatever." "Uncle Jack!" " We just had pizza." " Hey, right on, brother!" " Where's Aunt Louise?" " She's at home, but she told me to give you a big hug." "Now, run in there and see." "I brought you a surprise." "Oh, boy!" " Went for pizza, huh?" " Yeah." "How did you get in?" "Everybody always leaves a key right under their potted plant." "Mom, Dad, come see what Uncle Jack bought us." "Wow, they're almost life-size." "This is awesome!" "We asked for one of these for Christmas the last two years, but Mom and Dad said we couldn't afford it." "Thanks, Uncle Jack." "He's not your uncle, Daniel." "Why don't you take your brother outside?" " Oh, do we have to?" " Just go." "I hope you like where I put it." "I went through the whole house and this seemed" " like the best spot." " Can we get right to the point?" "We can't accept the TV." "You have to take it back." "And... we really resent you breaking into our house." " Can you get out of my chair, please?" " I don't understand." "I was just trying to surprise you guys." "We don't want to see you or Louise any more." "It's not right for us." "And, frankly, we wish we'd never gotten into it." "That's too bad." "Louise and I always saw this as a long-term relationship." "It's not going to work out." "Hang on, guys." "I mean, what happened here?" "It's just a TV." "Listen, Louise and I have been playing the field for a long time." "We've had a lot of fun, but that's not so safe to do any more." "We had always hoped that we would meet a nice couple so that we could all just settle down." " Jack..." " We are totally committed to you." "We're not interested." "You got to find somebody else." "In the meantime, get your TV, take it out of here, and then we can all go on with our lives." "You make it all sound so simple, Al." "It is, Jack." "No, it's not, Wendy." "You see, underneath all," "Louise and I, we want the same things that you guys do." "Nice house, family, friends." " You've really opened our eyes." "ALAN:" "Jack." "I'm sorry but this..." "This is not our problem." "I was looking forward to spending more time with you since you got the promotion." "You got that promotion?" " I..." "I was next in line." "JACK:" "He deserved it." "Too bad what happened to Neil." "I think it's time you...go." "Yeah." "You're probably right." "You bastard!" "ALAN:" "Turn it off!" "It's a gift." "For your eyes only." "I won't show anyone else." "You won't believe this." "Give me the control." "Wait till you see what we got." "DANIEL:" "Come on, guys." "Let's go outside." "You think Jack killed Neil, don't you?" "No." "I don't know." "What do you think?" "I think we don't know a damn thing about either one of them." "I've been thinking about this vice-presidency and it...it doesn't feel right." "Alan, just relax." "You've earned it." "Now, we all feel bad about Neil, but what happened wasn't your fault." "Every dog has his day." "This is yours." " Jack!" "How are you?" " Good, Adam." "Nice to see you." " Congratulations on the promotion." " Why are you here?" "I was just going to tell you about this." "Jack is outfitting us with a closed-circuit video surveillance system - offices, warehouses, parking lots." "He's going to make sure our employees are safe from now on." "There's nothing more important." "I'll get those figures from you later, Jack." "You take care, now." "Well, everything's falling right into place." "I've got work to do." "Al-an." "You know how much we love you guys, right?" "Do me a favour." "Tell Wendy to call off the investigation." "What the hell are you talking about?" "Call her." "Ask her what she's been doing all day." "Fuck, Verna!" "I'm sorry." "Sorry." "That detective called." "He wants to talk to you again." "Thank you." "Let's go, Daniel!" "Come on, hustle it, hustle it." "Positions, kids." "Positions!" "(Whistle)" "This guy at the bar said Jack put a man's head through a window and Louise just laughed." "People have fights in bars." "The guy was Louise's first husband." "I found out at the library that he was killed in a skiing accident a month later." "So?" "There were no witnesses." "That was a really dumb thing, going down that bar all by yourself." "Too bad." "The point is, I think we have to tell the police." "What?" "Tell them what?" "That the couple we've been swinging with aren't upright citizens?" "If we tell the police, everything's gonna come out." "All there is to do is to put as much distance between us and them as possible." "Did you see me?" "Did you see what I did?" "Sorry, champ." "What happened?" "He just scored the winning goal." "Oh, God!" "Excuse me." "Daniel!" "ALAN:" "Hello?" "Bottle of brandy for the new neighbours." "Hi, neighbours." "No, you're not." " I love the suburbs." " Look who's here." "It's great." "Oh, hi!" " So, what do you think?" "WENDY:" "OK, you've made your point." "This isn't gonna change anything." "Cos we're not like you." "And we never will be." "What has happened to you two?" "I mean, didn't we make your lives more exciting?" "Isn't that what you wanted?" "All we wanted to do was be close to you." "You just stay away from us." "You better straighten her out, Alan." "Everything's fine over here." "This doesn't need to be complicated." "I spoke to a couple of agents today." "The real estate market's still in the dumper." " Our house is upside down." " What's that supposed to mean?" "It means that we..." "It means that we owe more money on our loan than the house is worth." "You still want to sell?" "Of course." "What do you think?" "I don't understand why you want to sell this house." "It's an awful thing to do to the kids, make them change schools, leave their friends." "There are other factors involved, Mother." "Is there something wrong between you and Alan?" "No!" "I mean, no, why would you ask such a thing?" "Well..." "It's just that..." "Oh, dear." "It's just... that Brooke asked me today if anything happened to you or her father, could she and Daniel live with me." "Now, why would she say a thing like that?" "I don't know, Mother." "She's a kid." "They say strange things." "Is that the fella that came to Daniel's birthday party?" "Yeah." "The strange couple." " Yes, Mother." " I didn't know they were your neighbours." " Can we have dessert in front of the TV?" " Too bad we can't watch it on our big screen." " Brooke." " You have a big-screen TV?" "We used to have one." " But Mom broke it." " Too bad, huh?" " Who wants ice cream with their pie?" " I want to hear about this TV." " It was a present from Uncle Jack." "(Phone rings)" "Mom smashed it on purpose." "DANIEL:" "Yeah, just a second." "It's for you, Dad." "It's a detective." "Oh, boy!" "Let's have our pie in the other room." "Hello?" "Er, no, look, I've already told you everything I know." "No, I'm with my family." "No, Monday I can't." "I have meetings all day." "Tuesday?" "10am." "Sure." "OK." "Hi, how was your day?" "I can't stop thinking about this meeting with that cop tomorrow." "You're just gonna tell him the same thing as before." "Where you were that night and what you did." "How complicated could that be?" " Daddy!" " Hey champ." "Ah, ah, ah, ah!" " How was your day?" " OK." " Where's your sister?" " She's still at Scouts." "No, she isn't." "She went next door." " To the Newmans'?" " No, to Uncle Jack and Aunt Louise's." "WENDY:" "Brooke where are you?" "We're playing dress-up." "How do I look?" "How dare you do this to my child?" "It's just pretend, Mom." " Wendy, come on." "Go straight home." " We're calling the police." "What are you talking about?" "She came here on her own." "She's 11 years old, you sick fuck." "You better not have touched her." " Take it easy." "It was an innocent little game." " As if you're innocent." "To people like you, innocent means you didn't get caught." " You mean people like us." " We know about your husband's accident." "And what about Neil?" "Oh, well, I like this game." "Go ahead." "Call the cops." "But you might want to consider what people might think of some dirty little facts about you two." "Like your mother, Wendy." "Or Adam Frazier and the boys at work, Alan." "Or how about the parents of all those kiddies that come through Wendy's museum?" "And you know who'd really like to see that tape?" "Child Protective Services." "They'd have your kids out of here so quick, it'd look like a fucking alien abduction." "You two are repulsive." "You didn't find me repulsive the other night at your offices." " What?" " That's right, Wendy." "you see your husband here, he fucked me." "And he fucked me in an elevator." "And he fucked me better than he's ever fucked you." "Do we understand each other?" "Look, it was stupid and spur of the moment." "I didn't think." "In the elevator, for Christ's sake!" "Look, Wendy, I'm sorry." "I'll do whatever you want." " You broke the rules." " There are no rules." "It was a big mistake." "A mistake that never would have occurred to me." "I was raised Catholic, for Christ's sake!" "You were in this every step of the way." "Not every step." "And now they have their hooks in our kids." " I'm calling the police." "BROOKE:" "Stop it!" "Wait." "I don't know how I'm going to tell my mother." "I might be able to get a job in Cleveland." "Of course, I won't have a reference." "You make your plans." "Just don't include me and the kids." "(Crash)" " Did you hear that?" " Shit!" "Yeah." "Hey, buddy." "Borrowed your lug wrench a few weeks ago." "I thought I'd get you another one." "You took my lug wrench?" "With my fingerprints on it." "Don't worry, it's in a safe place." "See you, Alan." "By the way, did you really think we'd let the two of you leave?" "(Sinister laugh)" "ALAN:" "Here it is in a nutshell." "You guys win." "We decided to give it a try." "No, everything went fine with the cops." "I stayed calm and said all the right things." "It's like the guy said about the prospect of being hanged." "It concentrates the mind wonderfully." "We figured it was time to call a truce." "All of us, the four of us." "Yeah, that's what I was calling about." "Yeah." "Us, too." "We have a great place." "It's very secluded." "A client of mine owns it." "He's gonna be away." "Right." "Well, you talk to Louise and we can set a date." "Great." "Talk to you soon." "Do you really think you can do this?" "You haven't braided my hair for a really long time." "I guess I just felt like it." "Does this mean you're not mad at me any more?" "I was never mad at you, sweetheart." "Then how come you act so mean all the time?" "It's not your fault." "I'm sorry, honey." "Um..." "Maybe one day you'll have a family of your own, and you'll find out how hard it is to try to do everything right all the time." "Try to be everything for everybody, but it is not possible." "We make mistakes." "But I promise you..." "that things are gonna change." "I'm gonna do better, OK?" "I love you." "You're a pretty girl." "Do you think they're suspicious?" "Maybe." "The thing to remember is, Jack can't think past his dick." "So if we keep their minds focused on sex, we should be OK." "Hey, look." "Brooke's retainer." "JACK:" "Hey, guys." "What a really nice place." "Love the boots, Wendy." " Scotch?" " No, thank you." " Are you sooner?" "It's your favourite." " I'm fine." "Really." "Thanks." "Baby." "LOUISE:" "Come here." " Why don't we go upstairs and go exploring?" "JACK:" "That is a great idea." "That way, Wendy and I can stay right here and snuggle." "I tell you what." "Why don't the two of you go upstairs and Wendy and I will meet you up there soon." "You know, you guys are acting a little weird." "Are you sure that you're not still holding a grudge?" "No." "Er, no." "Can't we just talk?" "Why rush it?" "Let's enjoy it." "Baby." "Hm?" " I'm getting a really bad feeling about this." "WENDY:" "Really?" "Why don't you feel these?" "I'm glad we could all be friends again." "Wendy, honey, I'm so sorry." "I never meant it to go that far." "If I could have thought of a way to stop it, I would have." "Just get in there and get it over with while they're still asleep." "You think that's gonna make your problems go away?" "I wish you had the nerve to pull that trigger." "Then I'd die respecting you." "Go to bed, Alan." "(Engine won't start) ALAN:" "Come on." "Come on." "Come on, you piece of shit!" " Perfect!" " Now what?" "Our car broke down once in Yellowstone." "You know what we did?" "ALAN:" "Let me guess." "You fucked." "Right there, in the middle of the park." "It seemed like the only thing to do." "JACK:" "What I've learned is, if you find yourself in a situation beyond your control, the smartest thing you can do is relax and go along for the ride." "Then there was that cute little park ranger that came out of nowhere." "JACK:" "That's right." "He was going to cite us." " Yeah." "Baby, remember Santorini?" "All that beautiful black sand?" "Of course, you stole the show by going topless on the beach." "Had all those Greek boys about ready to snap it right there." "How long till we reach the gas station?" "You know what?" "We should go there." " We could bring the kids." "JACK:" "That's a great idea." "Of course, I can't wait to see that black sand all over Wendy's big beautiful tits." "Lou!" " You want to do this now?" " Jack, keep your eye on the road!" "We're fine, guys." "Quiet." "I'm trying to concentrate." " Jack, we will walk." " Please!" " Slow down!" "JACK:" "Don't stop." " I'll never stop." " Jack!" "Jack, look out!" "(Jack laughing)" "We crashed." "We fucking crashed!" "Ha, ha-ha!" "We crashed!" "Louise?" "Louise?" "Baby?" "Louise?" "Lou!" "Louise?" "Louise!" "Louise?" "Oh, baby." "Louise!" "Alan!" "Alan!" "Alan!" "Wendy!" "Come on, you guys." "You got to help us get out of here." "Where are you guys?" "I can't get my fucking leg out!" "Alan, I'm stuck!" "Come back and get us out of here." "You don't want to get rid of me." "You'll never get rid of me." "Come on, guys." "We're still a team, right?" "When this is all over we got to do it again." "Alan!" "How do you feel about getting the kids a puppy for Christmas?" "There's no way round it, really." "We practically promised it to them." "Did I tell you the dentist said Danny's gonna need braces?" "Bills." "Bills, bills, bills, bills." "(Mouths)" "And more bills." "Want a back rub?" "Really?" "Sure." "Where's the lotion?" "Get the ball." "Get the ball." "Challenge, challenge." "Danny, good boy!" "# Get into it" "# Get into it, baby" "# I've been down in such a dark place" "# I've been a phoney and a fool" "# Just to please everybody who has said that they love me" "# And I spat out the food that I was too afraid to swallow" "# I've been locked up in this attic" "# Still with love on my brain" "# And I tried so hard to get a little sunshine" "# Yes, I tried so hard to break the cycle of pain" "# Cos there's musclemen on the beach" "# Surfers down in surfing heaven" "# If I was in their reach" "# I would surely tell them" "# Get into it, baby" "# And do whatever you can" "# Come on, get into it, baby" "# Every woman, every man" "# Enjoy your life" "# Yeah, yeah" "# I was talking with a legend" "# I was feeling like a young fool around about 14" "# I asked him of his secret" "# And he said, he said" "# He said each day's a lesson and life is your school" "# Cos there's beauty out on the street" "# It's concrete but it could be heaven" "# There's so much for you to see, so get out there and tell them" "# Get into it, baby" "# And do whatever you can" "# Come on, get into it, baby" "# Yeah, yeah, yeah" "# Every woman, every man" "# Get into it, baby" "# Get into it" "# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" "# Get into it" "# And do whatever you can" "# Come on, get into it, baby" "# Every woman, every man" "# Enjoy your life" "# Enjoy your life" "# Yeah" "# Enjoy your life" "# Enjoy your life" "# Enjoy your life"

"Previously on Longmire..." "I have to pretend to be weaker than I am." "We're both done pretending." "Where's Ridges?" "!" "If he knew anything, he would have told you by now." "I'm taking you in... on kidnapping charges." " He was right." " Who was right?" "Branch?" "This is about Branch?" "There's no way he should be carrying a badge and a gun, right now." "David Ridges, he was here!" "He's a time bomb just waiting to go off." "He was standing right behind me!" "[Sighs]" "We've been trying Branch's cellphone since yesterday." "He's not answering." "So... where is he?" "[Scoffs] What makes you think I would know?" "Well, you two were pretty close." "I mean, you do kidnap people together." "I had no idea what Branch was doing that night w-when I met him for a drink." "You went along with it, though." "I wasn't gonna leave that Indian guy alone with Branch." "Look, I-I seriously thought that Branch was gonna... look, I told Vic what happened the very next day." "I'll swear before a judge right now that what I said was true, but if I do, you two... you need to give me some kind of protection or something." "Are you afraid of Branch?" "[Sighs]" "You know, he..." "He came by a few nights back." "He offered me a check for more money than I've ever seen, and all I had to do was change my story... tell Vic that what I said about the kidnapping wasn't true... but I said no." "How did he respond?" "He said, "you better pray that Vic doesn't tell anyone for both your sakes'."" "And after that, he took off." "I have no idea where he is right now." "You really think Branch will come after you?" "[Scoffs] You... you don't get it." "When a guy like Branch falls, there ain't no helping him." "And when things don't go his way..." "There's no telling what he might do." "[Cellphone ringing]" "Hello." "Ridges:" "The crazy dogs led me to you." "Ridges." "You've been chasing ghosts." "The only way you can catch a ghost is to stop running." "Stop and look all around you." "Ridges, get your hands up!" "You can't shoot me." "I've counted coup on you three times." "I've already taken all of your power." "Stay where you are." "First time, I touched you with a feather." "And I took your courage." "The second time, I went inside your dreams and I took your peace." "[Screams]" "The third time, I took a picture of you." "[Camera shutter clicks]" "Your soul is now mine." "One more step, and I shoot." "You can't even pull the trigger." "The next time I see you, I will take your life." "[Gunshot]" "[Shouting]" "[Shouts]" "[Door opens]" "Ruby:" "May I help you?" "Yes, I'm here to see the Sheriff." "Oh." " Walt!" " Excuse me, for yelling." "Mr. Poteet, come in." "Straight through." "You get ahold of Branch?" "Not yet." "Who is that guy?" "Sam Poteet." "Why is he here?" "'Cause I asked him to be." "Keep trying Branch." "Poteet:" "I hope we can make this quick." "I'm starting a new job at Lanton Plumbing, and I don't want to be late." "We just need to ask you some questions about your recent abduction." "You've already identified one of the men." "Is this the other one?" "He works for you." "Can you think of a reason that he might want to kidnap you?" "No." "Well, Branch was recently attacked by a white warrior named David Ridges." "He may have thought that you were also involved." " Why would he think that?" " You tell me." "After all, you're the one who sits behind the moon." "This is starting to seem like you're more concerned with protecting your Deputy than helping me." "Nope." "No, my Deputy broke the law." "No, this department is behind you if you want to press charges." "No, I trust that the universe will see to my justice." "I'm sorry, but there's no smoking in here." "Burning sage... purifies the spirit, gives us strength for the battles ahead." "You're gonna need that to face this man who works for you." "He's been all hollowed out and filled with... bad medicine." "Best of luck, Sheriff." "Is there any way we can make him press charges?" " No." " What kind of charges?" "Maybe we should try calling Branch from an outside phone line." "We could have Cady call, but considering what she's been through" " and what happened..." " Whoa, is Cady okay?" "What?" "Yeah, yeah, she's fine." "Ferg, uh, call the Highway Patrol." "Put out an APB on Branch." "He's in Cady's vehicle." "No!" "Not until one of you tells me what's going on." "Ferg, now's not really the time." "When is the time?" "I know you haven't noticed, but ever since Branch started going crazy," "I really stepped it up around here." "And that's not easy with you two shutting doors in my face, treating me like I'm not even a part of this department." "I do everything you ask, and I do a good job, but if you want me to keep doing it, you can't just throw me in the corner at this little kid's desk and ignore me." "There." "Now sit at your big, new desk and call the Highway Patrol." "[Clattering]" "Cady:" "I really thought I'd find one person in Denver who'd at least seen Darius and Miller Beck in the same room." "[Sighs]" "Then I would have had something to build our defense on." "Henry:" "I suppose Malachi and Darius are more careful than we realized." "So now what?" "Now we go back to the murder book." "Let me see that." "[Thuds]" "Seems a little light." "The prosecution assured me this is everything they're planning on bringing against us in the trial." "Yeah, but what are they not bringing?" "The prosecution tends to leave out any information that can disprove their case." "We need to search through every page of this, see if there are any holes in their argument." " I will bring coffee." " [Cellphone rings]" "[Beeps]" "Cady Longmire." "What?" "When?" "Keep the judge there." "I'm coming right down." "We have to go to the courthouse." " They're trying to advance our trial date." " To when?" "To two weeks from today, and we are nowhere near ready." "I've never heard of a trial date being advanced that much." "Hey." "Hey." "It's gonna be okay." "We're gonna get a continuance." "I know you will." "Walter." "Just... please don't say it." "I understand I, uh..." "I overreacted." "I'm angry with myself." "All the signs were there that, uh..." "Branch wasn't okay." "He wasn't ready to come back." "I should've forced him to take some time off, but, uh... instead," "I gave him just enough rope to hang himself." "All you did was treat Branch the way you would want to be treated." "Problem is, he's not you." "What's that?" "Well, it's something to take your mind off Branch." "It's from Vic's husband." "From Sean?" "Yep." "[Sighs]" "Why would he send these to me?" "Why do you think?" "[Chuckles]" "He wants you to deliver divorce papers to his wife." "Branch:" "Walt!" "Walt!" "Where's Walt?" "!" "Walt!" "Walt!" "I found Ridges." "He's alive." "He's alive." "He called my phone." "Just... just slow down." "Where you been?" "He... he was on Pike's Bridge." "I-I tried to bring him in, but he jumped in the river." "I followed him on the road as long as I could, but then the river, you know, it turns away from the road into the woods." "Walt:" "Just stop, Branch." "Came back here for ammunition and backup." "I figure Ferg and me could lock down... one side of the river bank." "Vic could cover the other." "First, we need to talk about what you did to Sam Poteet." "You just couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you?" "Don't you dare put this on me." "I'm not the one who decided to go bat-shit crazy." "[Shouts]" " Hey, get off her!" " Get off her!" "Get off her!" "[Both grunting]" "Get the key, Ferg!" " Quick!" " [Shouts]" "What are you doing?" "Ridges." "He's alive." "I'm gonna head over to see Nighthorse." "When he hears that, uh, Ridges has been spotted, he, uh... he might be ready to talk." "You really believe what Branch was saying?" "Take a look at him, Walt." "The guy is messed up." "Maybe so." "But just because Branch isn't right in the head doesn't mean he's not right." " So, what are we supposed to do with him?" " I don't know." "Walt just went to go see Nighthorse." "You don't have to whisper." "Some of us are trying to work." "I understand why you had to tell Walt." "I want you to know there are no hard feelings." "[Laughs] Speak for yourself." "Look, Vic, Ridges is still out there." "His car's on the bridge." "If you would just go out there, please." "Look, I don't know what your deal is, but I know that I am not driving all the way out to Pike's Bridge just to find out that the car has disappeared like every other piece of evidence about Ridges!" "[Keys jingling]" "The car's still there." "I took his keys out of the ignition." "Now, you can stand there and just say that I'm crazy, but later, you'll have to explain to Walt how you could have caught the guy who shot me, but you just..." "let him go." "I can go check it out." "No, I'll go." "Anything to get me out of here." "Let me out and I'll come with you." "We can track him down together." "Not a chance." "[Door slams]" "[Indistinct conversations]" "[Echoing] Nighthorse!" "We need to talk." "You'll have to come up here, then." "Nighthorse:" "Very busy day today." "We're about to finish phase three of our construction." "Walt:" "I'll make this quick, then." "It's time you admitted you lied to me about David Ridges." "Seriously, again with this?" "It's getting boring, Walt." "I got hard evidence that Ridges is alive." "One of my deputies saw him, even talked to him." "Really?" "This wouldn't be the same Deputy who recently kidnapped a good Cheyenne man and force-fed him peyote?" "Where did you hear that?" "Word gets around." "So it looks like all you really have to prove that David is alive is the word of an obviously unstable criminal, really." "I wouldn't call that hard evidence, Walt." "Now, this game you're playing with discrediting Branch... having him drugged with peyote, sending Ridges in to mess with his head... this ain't gonna work much longer." "I know you lied to me about Ridges." "He is alive." "And it's only a matter of time before I prove it." "Barlow:" "Longmire!" "[Door opens]" "Longmire!" "Uh, he's not here right now." "He'll be back soon." "Dad, I thought you were bringing a lawyer." "I don't have time to waste." "Open that cell." "Release my son." "I can't do that... not until Walt gives the okay." "Ferguson." "Does your dad still own that roofing business?" "Because I swear to you, if you don't open that cell, your father will never get another construction job in this state again." " You can't do that." " Try me." "Your honor, the state's request to advance our trial date is completely out of line." "This is nothing but the Prosecution's attempt to derail our case." "You don't need to get emotional, Miss Longmire." "The state has a valid reason for requesting that the date be moved." " Which is?" " Witness availability." "Our key witness, Detective Fales, leaves the state in a month's time." "We need to hold the trial before then in order to get his testimony." "Your honor, the D.A.'s office could easily record Fales' testimony." "Well, you might find it hard to cross-examine a video, Counselor." "Well, the state's request for an earlier trial date is granted." "Well, in that case, we'd like to formally file for a continuance." "There's no reason this case even needs to go to trial." "We'd be more than happy to make a deal." "Under what terms?" "Your client pleads guilty, we take the death penalty off the table." "We can offer a life sentence with a possibility of parole after 25 years." "[Laughs]" "Miss Longmire will have to consult with her client." "There is nothing to discuss." "That deal is not an option." "It is an option." "Your only one, actually." "This trial's happening in two weeks." "What, exactly, were you planning on presenting in court?" "What we talked about... that Malachi hired Darius Burns to kill Miller Beck." "No, you have no proof that Darius even has a connection with Beck." "I hate to say it, Cady, but you've got nothing." "Other than the fact that I am innocent." "[Sighs]" "[Door closes]" "Where's Branch?" "I got him a burrito." "His dad came and picked him up." "How did Barlow even know he was here?" "Well, everyone we arrest is allowed to make a phone call, and technically, we never arrested Branch." "And Vic didn't file a complaint, and you said that Sam Poteet guy wasn't pressing charges, so we had nothing to hold him on." "He assaulted an officer." "So did you." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I know you were just defending Vic." "[Sighs]" " But, um..." " What?" "Barlow threatened my dad, Walt." "Where was Vic during all this?" "She left before it all happened." "She went to check out that car that Ridges' abandoned on Pike's Bridge." "We have an unstable, violent cop and the person who told on him, both out there right now." "Does Vic know Branch is out?" "No." "Walt, what's wrong?" "Barlow managed to get Branch released while I was out." "I thought, uh..." "I thought Branch may come after you, so..." "You get rid of one stalker, here comes another one." "I wouldn't let that happen." "But, uh, still, with Branch out, be better if someone stayed home with you, so..." "Vic:" "You mean, like, my husband?" "Well, I didn't know if he was traveling, so..." " No, he's around." " Okay." "Okay, good." "Vic:" "Yeah." "So, how did it go with Nighthorse?" "Well, he's sticking with his story." "Well, a ghost didn't drive this car, so..." "Walt:" "Huh." "Even though I know he's lying, we still can't prove that Ridges is alive and working with Nighthorse." " [Cellphone beeps]" " Walt." "The history on this phone says that Ridges did call Branch." "But he also called someone else." "Call the Judge on your phone." "Tell him we need an arrest warrant." "[Cellphone beeps]" "[Ringing]" "Barlow:" "You know, I got a dry-aged t-bone for dinner tonight, but looks like we might ought to put in on that eye of yours." "I'm fine." "[Chuckles]" " Hey, dad?" " Yeah." "I need to borrow the car." "Why?" "I got a job to finish." "No, you don't." "You don't believe me, either." "Son, don't take this the wrong way, but frankly, I don't care." "The way I see it, there are two possibilities." "Either you're imagining all this, in which case your judgment can't be trusted, or this David Ridges is still alive and trying to kill you." "In either case, I can't allow my only son to put himself back in harm's way again." "Now, come on in." "After you've had a shower and some sleep, we'll work this out together." "Come on." "What's my pronghorn doing here?" "I seem to recall paying you good money for it." "Yes." "And then you threw it away." "Oh, so you've been dumpster diving." "Is that, uh, really what it's come to, Hank?" "I think you know exactly what position I am in." "After all, you put me in it." "Your man Darius forced Deena to steal my money." " You threatened..." " Wah, wah, wah, wah." "That's the trouble with most indians." "They're always whining, trying to blame someone else for their own misfortune." ""This man stole my money." "This man took my land." "This man moved up my trial date."" "Hmm." "You know, if I pitied myself the way you are now," "I'd still be in a 6x3 cell, whining about who put me there." "Instead, I've decided to make my own luck." "I suggest you do the same." "Oh, by the way, my offer to buy the bar still stands." "[Chuckles] All cash." "[Whistles]" "[Indistinct conversations]" "[whispers] Jacob." "Uh, Jenine, call Malachi Strand." "Tell him we have an un-invented guest that needs to be removed." "Sheriff." "So sorry, but this is a private party." "Feel free to grab a couple of beers for the road." "Jacob Nighthorse, you're under arrest for conspiracy, aiding and abetting, and accessory to the attempted murder of Branch Connally." "Jenine, call my lawyer." "You are both gonna regret this." "I doubt that." "You have no evidence David is alive." "Nothing, except the fact that you two spoke 17 times in the past 2 weeks." "Ridges is awful talkative for a dead man." "[Sighs]" "I imagine it gives you great pleasure to see me in here." "Walt:" "Your lawyer's on her way." "Till then, you have the right to remain silent, and I suggest you use it." "You might be interested in a few things I could say." "[Scoffs]" "I would have been a few weeks ago, but I'm a little tired of your denials." "I might be willing to revise my statements, if you were to give me something." "What?" "I realize there are laws against fraud and making false statements." "You agree not to prosecute me for those," "I'll tell you what you want to know." "Fact is, I was just trying to help a friend get out of trouble." "I had no intention of helping him commit any crimes." "Well, if that's true, I'd consider making a deal." "What do you want to know?" "Well, you can start by telling me about David's fake suicide." "[Sighs]" "David called me one night, said he needed help." "I didn't know he was involved in your daughter's accident at that point." "He just said that he had made some decisions that he couldn't outrun, that he had a plan to disappear, but required assistance." "I know what that's like, to be moving through the world alone, no tribe, so I agreed to help." "I'm going to take with me everything that is bad, and return with the true strength and honor of the crazy dogs." "After that, we just waited." "All that was left was to explain what happened to the body." "[Bird screeches]" "David stole some blood that he'd donated at the Res Clinic and poured it over the deer." "After it was done, he promised me that he would leave Wyoming." "But David didn't go." "Those legends he talked about, the... the... the crazy dogs and the time travel..." "I thought all of that was him just trying to sell his story." "But after he killed Hector," "I realized that David actually believes in it... all of it." "He's convinced that he's a time-traveling spirit, sent to count coup against his enemies." ""Count coup"?" "Indian warriors believe that the greatest glory in battle doesn't come from killing your enemy, but from getting close enough to touch a living enemy and getting away to tell the tale." "Last time I talked to David, he told me he was gonna touch Branch three times before he killed him." "I mounted an argument against it, but David no longer listens." "You didn't think Ridges was capable of all this?" "I admit that my desire to help the man may have blinded me to his growing madness, but then I'm sure you know what that's like." "So do we have a deal?" "No." "Walt!" "I may not like you, but you've always been a man of honor." "Surely you're not going to go back on your word." "David called you 17 times in the last 2 weeks." "Next time he does, you find out where he is." "If you give me his location, I'll make your deal." "You hungry?" "I can fix you a sandwich." "[Bottle opens]" "No, thanks." "[Chuckles]" "What?" "Seems weird, you trying to take care of me." "I mean, you never even held my hand as a kid when we crossed the street." "No." "No, I didn't." "I always walked ahead of you." "Laid out a path for you to follow." "I wasn't gonna coddle you." "And I trusted that you were smart enough to see the dangers around you and make your own choices." "Yeah, well..." "You were always there to tell me when I made the wrong ones." "Whether you realize it or not," "I have always looked out for you." "I just hope, one day, you can tell me what it is that's tearing you up inside." "'Night, son." "[Lock clicks, keys jingle]" "Ferg, take Nighthorse's cooperation agreement to the D.A.'s office." " Have them file it immediately." " On it." "So, Nighthorse gets off the hook for everything?" "Yep." "He gets out of a couple hours of community service for making false statements," " but we get a murderer." " What now?" " We wait." " All right." "Call me at home the second you hear anything." "Uh, uh, uh..." "Before you go, um," "I need to talk to you about something." "All right." "Uh..." "One of the less-desirable parts of this job is that we have to serve legal papers when the county is short of process servers." "Do you want me to serve someone a subpoena on the way home?" "No." "Um..." "[Sighs]" "I'm required to give you this on behalf of the court." "[Breathes deeply]" "So, uh... the other day, when you said you... you might be leaving the department." "Well, I didn't say what I, uh... what I wanted to say, uh, 'cause I didn't think it was my... my place to, uh... to get in the middle of things." "Um, and you have the right to make any decision you want, um..." "But the point is, Vic..." "I want you to stay." "You got a pen?" "[Grunting]" "[Vehicle approaches]" "What's so important that you need to get me out of bed?" "Whoa." "I've been thinking over your offer to buy this place, and I will sell it to you under one condition." "Tell me where Darius was when Walt's wife was murdered." "[Gasps]" "Or I can just burn this place to the ground." "Now, now, hold on, Henry." "This is crazy." "You don't want to lose your bar." " You need this place." " No." "You are the one who needs this place to launder your dirty money." "[Chuckles]" "Tell me where Darius was and I will sign the deed over to you right now." "No deal?" "Oh, well." "[Alarm beeping]" "Branch?" "[Beeps]" "[Sighs]" "Oh, shit." "[Police radio chatter]" "Henry, you all right?" "He did not do it." "What?" "Darius burns... he did not kill Miller Beck." "How do you know that?" "Malachi Strand told me." "You can't be sure anything Malachi says is true." "This time, I can." "If he had not told the truth, the bar would be in ashes right now." "Did you start this fire?" "I thought if I could get Malachi to tell me where Darius was when Miller Beck was killed, then Cady could link them together and we might have had a shot in court." "But my gamble did not pay off." "Turns out, Darius was in Connecticut, doing a job for Malachi when Miller Beck was murdered." "Well, Malachi might have told you that, but we still need to confirm it." "Cady already did." "When I go to prison, Malachi will own this place." "I should have just let it burn." "Henry." "The fireman are hungry." "I promised I would make sandwiches." "Sheriff, it's for you." "[Cellphone beeps]" "Hello?" "Hey." "I just spoke with David Ridges." "[Bell rings]" "Hey... hey, bud." "What are you doing here?" "Branch:" "Just tying up some loose ends." "I got some time on my hands." "[Voice breaking] Okay." "I warned you what would happen if Walt found out about Sam Poteet." "Look, I..." "I'm sorry." "I had to tell Walt." "I-I-I can't take that back." "Think about this, Branch." "If I turn up murdered, you're the first person that Walt's gonna suspect." "I don't care what Walt thinks anymore." "Please don't kill me, Branch." "It's not much fun when the barrel's pointed at you, is it?" "Don't worry, Travis." "I'm not gonna waste a shell on you." "But you're gonna have to do something" " to make this all up to me." " What?" "Give me the keys to your car." "Okay." "Here." "[Police radio chatter]" "[Bell dings]" "Ferg:" "Sheriff, you there?" "What is it, Ferg?" "Looks like Branch took off from his dad's house." "Travis Murphy just called and said Branch held him up with a shotgun at the gas station and took his car." "Travis says he has no idea where Branch went." "Where's Vic?" "She locked herself inside of your office." "Well, keep her there." "Where are you right now?" "I'm heading out to Horse Creek." "There's a medicine woman who's got a trailer there." "According to Nighthorse," "Ridges' got pretty banged up when he jumped in the river." "He went there to get patched up." "You want some backup?" "Yeah, but under the circumstances, you should stay there, watch out for Vic." "Lock all the doors in case Branch shows up." "Copy." "[insects chirping]" "[Engine shuts off]" "[Engine sputters]" "No." "[Woman humming]" "[Grunts]" "No!" "No!" "[Shouts]" "[Humming continues]" "Stand up, Ridges." "Turn towards me slowly." "What do you want?" "I'm looking for David Ridges." "I was told he was hiding out here." "[Chuckles]" "If he is, he's doing a heck of a job." "I haven't seen him." "Who told you he was here?" "[Engine revs]" "[Panting]" "[Exhales sharply]" "[Gun cocks]" "[Gunshot]" "[Horse whinnies]" "[Shouting]" "[Shouts]" "[Shouts]" "[Shouts]" "[Grunts]"

"* TO BURNING CLOTHING I *" "What's the score?" "98 x 91." "Who's winning?" "98." "Great dress." "I'll sit there." "Sorry I'm late." "I passed the house." "Could you get me a beer?" "Melanie called her cell phone." "The nanny was sick and Scott had a night class." "As soon as I arrived, the girls jumped on me to play." "Are you okay, Dad?" "He's pale." "I do not remember you being a doctor." "Are you going to get heavy today?" "Maybe you asked me to tell you that you have no sex life." "I'm glad I already had one." "Get out of the way." "Where is the party?" "Melanie had her stay with the children." "I can not stay long." "Sarah is 3 years old." "I am 35." "We do not have much in common." "Dad, look at this." "She's really a plane." "With everything on top." "Do you know the difference between man and woman?" "I discovered." "A man looks and imagines her without clothes." "A woman looks and imagines him in better clothes." "Let's go." "Just arrived." "Hang on." "We are enjoying the moment." "There are no words." "Dad, where are you going?" "He called him a father." "It's all right." "I know how children are." "Here's what you need to know." "Come on, Tommy." "What judge did you get?" "Why are you coming here?" "Do you want to embarrass me?" "That is tiring." "It's always the same." "There is nothing better to do." "I have something better to do." "Let's go." "Or what?" "If you're going to arrest, hold on." "Let's have fun." "Let's help pay for insurance against police brutality." "Shut up." "Are you angry?" "Or do you think you talk to your mother?" "Hands up!" "Up!" "Police!" "Repeat that and I'll kill you!" "They're all idiots." "Abraham, Moses." "Be smart, little Jew." "Why did not you say it was service?" "I did not call you to help in a prison." "I called him to drink and talk." "Next time, do not be late." "Send remembrance to the children." "Go home, Detective." "I still have some free time." "Inspector, what's going on?" "I've been waiting 20 minutes." "I have the right to see my client." "Father!" "Father!" "Good evening, David." "Why are you at home?" "Where should I be ?" "." "Maybe walking." "Maybe not." "I'm too old to look for boyfriends." "And too young, not to look." "Listen." "Do something for me." "Prepare a birthday party for me." "Kathy." "I heard you." "Twenty years ago I ask you to have a party." "And you always refuse." "What has changed now?" "Prepare the party." "A maximum of ten people." "Great." "You have four children..." "Four grand, there is no room for friends." "I do not want friends." "I want the family." "And..." "I want you to call Jackie." "It's a waste of money." "I will pay." "Good evening." "Hi." "Hello, what's up?" "How beautiful." "Lana called?" "No, but they called all day." "Great." "Jackie, it's for you." "I will answer in my room." "Jackie, it's Eddie." "Hello, little brother." "How are you?" "How do I do?" "The long distance is expensive." "Can it be faster?" "I am fine." "I'm not going to Dad's birthday." "Kathy already called." "When will you come home?" "I'm at home." "California is not a home, it's a place." "You can only come back if you take a vaccine." "Daddy really wants you to come home." "He needs to see you." "Why did not he call?" "What is the difference?" "There is a difference." "I hate Milwaukee." "It's only two days." "Two days hearing bullshit from Benny and Kathy." "If they say anything, I..." "What will you do?" "Little thing." "But I will be hard on them." "Come home." "I'll be at the airport." "Two words..." "When pronounced together make me crazy." "Lingerie and model." ""GENERALMITCHELLAIRPORT"" "Look at you." "Look at you." "Looks like a cop." "Jackie, Philo." "How are you?" "Nice limousine, Philo." "Watch your guns." "Eddie, you said she was beautiful." "Milwaukee, were to sell like Valium." "It was a pleasure to meet you." "Of course." "We arrived." "Since when did you move home?" "I did not change." "It's Kathy's house." "Bloody hell, Eddie!" "Said I'd stay with you." "I think you're exaggerating." "I'm not." "I'm leaving." "Will be cool." "Trust me." "You'll see Ben, all the kids." "It would not work." "You and me on a single bed." "Not to mention his girlfriend, from medical school." "I need to chase bandits." "Goodbye." "Look at you, the executive." "Does your boss know how you like sex and drugs?" "How do you support it?" "It's not a bad job." "I can get a manager." "I'm not like you." "I do not dare leave alone." "I like it here." "Be honest." "Do not miss Milwaukee?" "Of course yes." "I get sweaty in the summer." "I freeze in winter." "I shoot snow from the path." "It's killing cold." "I get so cold, I wear two bras." "Mr. Novaceck, this is my friend Jackie Fein." "She's from California." "Need me?" "Yes, I need." "Talk to Farday people." "I'll take care of Boston." "Sure, I'll do it." "How much did you pay for the socks?" "$89.95." "Comes with eternal warranty?" "It was a pleasure to meet you." "What country is this accent from?" "The country of the rich and famous." "This is Adam Novaceck." "Who is Novaceck?" "Do not you read the papers?" "Of course." "Not every day." "Need to go." "Come back after the party, your father." "I'll be too tired." "I agree with the recommendation, the promoter..." "And I will apply, the maximum sentence." "Six months of detention, with revocation of the condition." "I'm sorry." "Feel free." "Feel free." "Hard day?" "Some client convicted?" "A prostitute." "It took six months, to make people happy..." "While every day some chubby..." "Steals$ 100MillionDollarsand Plays Golf with President" "I called earlier." "Where were you?" "I went to see Marcie." "She works at a hotel." "We do not need to talk." "Are you working in California?" "I'm a waitress." "That counts, how do I work for you?" "Eddie said you worked with the graphic arts." "That was what was rolling." "I was on a roll with a vice president." "I admit, that your generation..." "Knows how to express himself, but..." "I said I quit my job..." "Because I wanted to end the case with my married boss." "This is good." "He slept with everyone in Milwaukee." "Now you do it in California." "I'll be in Baja for Christmas." "Is that you?" "Who are you sleeping with?" "There you go again." "The mouse will get you!" "Will get you!" "Where's the salt?" "Up there." "I found it." "Get the hell out of there." "Make up the mess." "I want my clothes." "Take a cloth." "Jackie is not your problem." "Do not worry." "Do not ruin it for your father." "Make the sign of the cross, promise." "Take your time, Benny." "She had more chances than anyone." "She hurt her father a lot." "Now, back from California, for the dysfunctional family." "We are not dysfunctional." "Shut up, Maya!" "Do not be distracted." "Keep complaining." "We can use drugs, steal, forge checks." "Burst the old man's card." "We can sleep with some girls." "I also became an alcoholic." "Ilikedthecomplaints." "Vale 6.8." "If she had, a bit of morale..." "I do not understand how she's so irresponsible." "And idiot." "Shut up." "Be kind." "Force me." "Look who's here." "Good to see you." "Look at you." "My God, you look beautiful." "Benny, you look tired." "It's the tiredness of the night, you know." "No, I do not know." "Who knows." "Maya." "Do me a favor." "Take this to Grandpa." "What a scene." "The father giving beer to his daughter." "It's Dad's birthday." "Do not fight." "Here, Grandpa." "Thanks, you want to push your sister?" "I was watching MTV." "MTV?" "What is it?" "Music videos." "Many naked women with tattooed guitarists." "What channel?" "Hello, dad." "Here we go." "Happy Birthday daddy." "It's so good to see you." "Happy Birthday to You" "Congratulations to Grandpa" "Happy Birthday to You" "Jackie!" "Get down, I'll take you home." "I'll dance until I leave tomorrow." "I'll be back." "I'll get a drink." "Thanks." "Are you well, young lady?" "Am I all right?" "How many know the answer to this question?" "Are you thinking of jumping?" "I'm thinking of throwing up." "Excuse." "Ready." "I'll drink again." "I hear you're very rich." "I was lucky my father was born before me." "Me too." "Benny, my king." "Come and have some coffee." "Raise." "Benny, get up." "The house is on fire." "You need to get up." "I'm dreaming." "Take care of the children." "Very funny, dear." "Raise." "Here, Eddie's on the phone." "If it's work, you will not." "You already got your share of the month's killers." "Three more and we won that weekend..." "In Dallas." "Benny, stop." "It will hurt the baby..." "And I will not do any more." "I do not need you." "Skirt." "Make my coffee." "Come back when you change your mind." "Eddie?" "When?" "Inspector." "Inspector, an urgent call to you." "It's a PPK." "20mm." "Nice shot." "Who is he?" "Adam Novaceck." "Novaceck?" "Sit down." "What happened?" "Do not know." "Start like this, how did you end up here?" "He brought me." "Someone charged me, did not he." "I think she was your driver." "I was on the bridge, vomiting." "What time?" "Do not know." "What happened to the driver?" "Do not know." "I think he's gone." "Do you remember being asleep?" "More or less." "Spent the night here?" "I think so." "Did you have sex?" "Damn it, Benny!" "Jackie, we need to know everything." "There's a gun there." "Do you know anything about her?" "I saw her this morning." "I got it." "Are your fingerprints on it?" "I was surprised." "I woke up and she was by my side." "I played without thinking." "We have to take the fingerprints." "Sit down, Eddie." "Did not you hear any shots?" "I woke up, and I saw him." "I called Eddie." "We gotta get her out of here." "Great idea." "Then let's go to a party." "Master of the Universe, do you want to go?" "Let's go!" "Call Central." "Tell him there was a homicide." "Do not say it was Novaceck." "Do not say it's your sister." "Will he say he does not know her?" "He found it." "This is not a good time to hide evidence." "Before the police arrive, tell them all again." "Since leaving, Benny's house yesterday..." "Until this morning." "When the police arrive, say the middle name of your mother." "Dad, you can not do this." "Dad, I'm scared." "It's going to be all right, daughter." "I will take care of everything." "No one enters or leaves." "The skill has arrived." "Where is the body?" "Inspector?" "I'm not here." "Take care of your sister." "He's telling lies." "She needs time." "Is she innocent?" "Do you think she would kill someone?" "Yes." "She was beside herself." "He could be her father." "You know what jokes they did yesterday." "He exaggerates and she freaks out." "Do you think she shot?" "Do not know." "But you think it's possible, or you would not tell her to lie." "Do not run away from me." "I'm being rational." "You'll ruin everything for her." "Soon they will know who she is..." "And they will take the case, because we are relatives." "They will send us away." "Is that what you want to do?" "Want to get out of the case?" "This way." "The police came to see you, Mrs. Novaceck." "I'll take them." "Thank you." "The police want to see her." "I'm Anna Novaceck." "Mrs. Novaceck, I'm Inspector Paul Fein." "Lieutenant Ben Fein." "We bring bad news." "My husband?" "His body was found in the morning." "Did not you worry that he did not come back yesterday?" "He usually sleeps at the hotel." "Why was not she at the party yesterday?" "My husband saved me from his work events." "There was a young woman with him in the room yesterday." "I loved my husband." "In every married year he never betrayed me." "I will continue to believe that." "Ms. Novaceck..." "Ms. Novaceck..." "Other detectives, will visit you later." "Inspector." "Will you ask me to identify the body?" "This can be done tomorrow." "Goodbye, Mrs. Novaceck." "Hurry, I need two men." ""MILWAUKEEPOLICE"" "Police station." "I was with my vending machine." "I want to pay bail." "Watch out!" "Inspector?" "And the young lady in the Novaceck case?" "Detained." "Do not know." "You do not know?" "Who are you?" "I'm the assistant to prosecutor Jennifer Lock." "Is that you?" "I'm Inspector Fein." "We came to hear, her testimony." "What testimony?" "He told her she did not have to talk?" "Inspector, we have not accused you yet." "They want me to talk." "She was informed of her rights." "Did you ask for a lawyer?" "She wants a lawyer." "Until he arrives, she will not say anything." "What is it?" "This is the law." "Guard." "I'm graduating from an irresponsible minor to a criminal." "Since when the police says, for the client not to speak?" "It's obstruction!" "A meeting of lawyers." "What did you do?" "Anything." "It's your inspector, Fein." "Is Fein here?" "Yes, in the Novaceck case." "No one told us." "That's why we're here." "Excuse." "Certainly." "I need to hang up." "Swan." "We can talk?" "Did he think no one would know she's your daughter?" "What else did he do?" "You do not have to ask anyone to question Mrs. Novaceck." "Inspector, I advise, as a friend..." "Thank you, Lieutenant." "I understand why you do this." "But the case can be affected if you both get involved." "You're hurting her case." "I take the risk." "Keep it out of it." "She will be detained 72 hours before deciding bail." "Why do not you defend her?" "I can not." "I'll call Evan Moys, he's the best in the office." "A public defender?" "What is a real lawyer?" "Thank you, brother." "We can hire a big shot." "Want to mortgage everything, what do you have?" "Why not?" "It's wasting money." "We'll get the money." "Jackie qualifies for service." "Evan's a great lawyer." "You have already won many cases." "Chord." "Why argue with me?" "Because I have the right." "Fascism died, Mussolini." "Did not Evan Moys represent Jeffrey Dommer?" "A difficult case." "Good soup." "I made a broth." "It's my favorite soup." "Where is the father?" "I told you." "Did I listen when you said?" "Yes, you said "humm."" "I'm glad you think it's funny." "No, we did not find it funny, just you." "It's okay to be a jerk." "This is no longer a problem." "One of you should stay with Dad." "Who knows, what is he doing?" "He knows." "Rampola." "Do you want to talk here or in Central?" "It's too cheeky to bother you after what you did to Tony." "Must be true." "You have urine in your veins." "Calm." "Calm." "Calm." "Someone killed Adam Novaceck." "Money does not buy eternity." "It was the work of professionals." "You armed yourself with my daughter, because I arrested Tommy..." "I'll take him to jail, I'll keep him in jail." "I'll go to the parole committee in all of his hearings..." "If something happens to my daughter." "Need to get to work so soon?" "It's my turn to make coffee." "When that's over, you and Jackie will get back together." "Why did you wake up so early?" "Because I have to work." "It's Lenny." "You heard me right." "How's it going, Detective?" "I mean, Lieutenant Detective, Mr. Fein." "How did you get the phone, you moron?" "Dad said that asshole." "He said barrel." "Nothing changed." "You're the only one who hears someone making an obscene gesture." "Why is it so negative?" "I did not get my plush slipper." "What you want?" "I want my toy." "Sarah, hold still." "Do you have kids." "You have three seconds." "Lieutenant." "One second." "Therewasamurderon Wisconsin Avenue ." "Call the police." "Adam Novaceck." "Dad." "Sarah, shut up." "Do not talk to them like that." "Please!" "For the love of God!" "Could they..." "Let's get out of here." "Let's go." "Now, I got your attention." "Yes, it does." "What about Novaceck?" "I heard the wife hired someone to kill him." "I even heard the killer's name." "I can say at lunch at the river." "Say it at breakfast." "Ms. Novaceck." "May I ask you a question?" "As a detective..." "Or as the father of the young woman who was with my husband?" "Do you know if your husband had business..." "With Frank Rampola?" "I do not remember hearing that name." "Anything else?" "She hired a gunslinger, Horace Martin." "As you know?" "We already worked together." "Are you cheating on your partner?" "No, I'm cooperating with the police." "Good idea." "According to your file, you have pending cases." "Receiving, theft." "These are problems that are easy to correct." "Sale of fake passes, for old people." "Iliketheold ones,they move ." "What did you do with Martin on duty?" "He was paid with a diamond ring." "Round, shiny, 28 facets..." "Almost without color, a frame of gold." "He asked to sell it." "Shut up." "Where's the ring?" "I've sold." "Do not ask where you are." "He must have gone to Colombia." "I want to help you." "I just want some money." "Kathy needs a set of teeth." "I did not know you had a daughter." "I do not have." "Is my girlfriend." "Very funny." "Where is Horace Martin?" "Now!" "He's going to go out on the hill!" "Go there!" "I found it!" "In the forest!" "Father..." "It hurts." "Help is on the way." "They are operating." "Father." "His brother was hit by high-powered bullets." "He stuffed the waistcoat like butter." "Mrs. Fein." "He took four shots." "One struck heart and lung." "It was very serious." "He is still alive." "Is better..." "The children need me." "I would not leave now." "Father." "He's the conditional agent." "You should know where he is." "Find it!" "Martin was a Green Beret." "He was arrested, got conditions." "They are all in the case." "There are agents on vacation." "The mayor will give you all the support." "Did you see him last week?" "Leave me!" "Come on, kid!" "Asshole!" "Broke my arm!" "My arm!" "Calm!" "What are you doing?" "He is an inspector." "It could have been Abraham Lincoln!" "You could not touch me like that!" "Enough!" "You're out, you bastard." "Get your things and get out." "What?" "Shut up!" "This is not a conversation!" "Father!" "They transferred Jackie." ""MILWAUKEECOUNTYCHAIN"" "How are you?" "I had meatloaf and pickles at lunch." "I think they put two slices of bacon." "How's Benny doing?" "Why did I come back?" "Because I asked." "Did not ask." "You asked Kathy and Eddie to call." "Why did not you leave me alone?" "Life is bad in California, but it does not hurt you." "I wanted him back." "It does not matter now." "It does matter." "Your mother... your mother..." "Was the best person I have ever met." "She died before you could meet her." "I did not do well to replace her." "Dad." "Listen to me." "When you get out of here, I promise..." "Do not promise anything." "I should promise." "It's all my fault." "I promise!" "Father." "I need to do something." "FindLennyGlover,he is the informant." "He walks the south." "Hello, I'm Celia Brent." "I'm a friend of Eddie's." "He is not here." "I know." "I thought I'd stop by and see how Ben is." "Not very well." "Celia." "Please, sit down here." "Sorry, I had too much coffee." "It's all right." "She is suffering a lot." "Ben's mother died when Kathy was 16." "Benny was 13, Eddie was only 4." "Jackie was a baby." "Their father never married again." "He should have married." "Kathy was the mother of the three." "She was the only one who did not have a mother after that." "In our wedding Eddie said..." "Who will not marry because he's a cop." "No..." "Do not apologize." "Is not it." "I just think..." "I know exactly what you think." "I think about it all, the days of my life." "Mrs. Fein." "What's it?" "Your lungs are full of blood." "You'll have to open it again." "But he's still alive." "Andthen,brother?" "Welookedfor Lenny Glover, my friend." "You are cop." "You're right." "ButI 'mstilllookingfor Glover." "You're my type of people." "And now?" "I'll turn everything off." "Call it!" "Gentlemen, I'm a cop." "I'mlookingforLennyGlover." "He is with his wife." "They're all stuck." "Read their rights." "What?" "Rights." "Rights." "Caught for what?" "I still can not say." "As soon as I meet them, I'll state the charges." "There must be people here with drugs." "Or with weapons." "Violating the conditional." "And you too are stuck." "You will be interested in the prosecution." "You can not arrest people without a reason." "So do not worry." "Must have a good lawyer." "If not, I recommend my sister, a public defender." "If they can not afford it, an expensive lawyer." "Everyone stand up!" "You all heard it!" "Standing!" "Come here." "Who said they were looking for?" "Lenny left town." "The shooter too." "Who said that?" "We got a general at the bar." "Lenny only left Milwaukee twice in his life." "At the expense of the state." "They lied to you." "Whatever you want, let's do, Inspector... let me know." "Mrs Novaceck, you have the right to a lawyer." "Why would he need one?" "We think you hired someone to kill your husband." "We are against bail in this case." "Ms. Fein has a history of unstable behavior." "Just last year, she negotiated two murders." "She fulfilled the conditional." "My client would not run away." "It would be new." "She has family here." "Your Honor." "I understood the situation." "Thebailis $500 thousanddollars." "$500,000?" "Doyouknowhow difficultitwill be to get $ 500 million?" "It was better than expected." "I know." "I'll see you this afternoon." "Let's get her out." "We only need 10% bail." "Only$ 50,000." "Only." "Let's get it." "You look better this way than I do." "Have you never seen this man, or talked to him?" "Would you lie to us?" "I do not have this habit." "Maybe I'll do it once in a while." "Is insult an interrogation method?" "Inspector, you could not go in here." "Please!" "I know your daughter got involved in my husband's death." "You want to get her out of the case." "But if you told me..." "Why do you think I have reason to kill you?" "Mrs. Novaceck, you're going to jail." "You can hire the best lawyer in the country." "If you did, you will go to jail." "What are you doing?" "As?" "What are you doing?" "Works?" "Do you spend the day packing flowers?" "What are you doing?" "I work with charity." "I do charity." "And I get flowers." "Secure it for 24 hours." "Under what accusation?" "Does not matter." "This is crazy." "I'm getting uncomfortable." "She was never questioned." "Will open the game." "There is no reason to stop her." "Your informant died." "There is no link with it." "You should not even be in the building." "I should not talk to her if she's suspicious." "She is suspicious and detains her for 24 hours!" "You can do it?" "Do not." "Do you want it?" "Take her to jail." "Let's take her to jail." "But, Paul, you should calm down." "You're very upset about this." "Yeah, shaken up." "It's Inspector Fein, I want news from Ben Fein." "Thank you." "How is he?" "I live." "So there is hope." "I understand why you do this." "But know that I loved my husband very much." "He was a wonderful man." "I'm sorry for your son..." "and your daughter." "But I did nothing wrong, I have nothing to hide..." "Except my own pain." "Calm down, honey." "Baby bottle." "I need to find it." "Can I play?" "I'm hungry!" "Find the bottle." "Here it is." "Thanks." "Put it in the microwave." "I want to play." "There, here it is." "Maya, Tali!" "Sarah!" "Maya, Tali!" "Caution." "That's not funny." "Excuse me." "Hi darling." "I'll leave you here." "I see you have everything under control." "I'll bring some pizza for lunch." "Goodbye." "Hi, I'm Celia." "I'm Jackie, the black sheep in the family." "You need help." "Tell me what to do." "Can choose." "Change diapers or clean, vomit the carpet." "I'll change the diapers." "Chinese material." "What's the fun?" "Nothing, Inspector." "I was admiring the painting." "I did not know that Rembrandt was painting ducks." "Something missing?" "Anything." "We checked everything from the insurer's list." "For now it's all here." "Inspector Fein." "Inspector, we found a clue about Martin." "Where's Martin?" "It's in that building." "Let's go." "We'll cover it from the outside." "You and Eddie." "I'll stay out here if I say, I can handle it." "I can not." "Let's go." "Surround the area." "Open it!" "Get your hands off me!" "Martin wrong." "Who do you think is hiding in the bathroom?" "Do you think Mrs. Novaceck told Martin to kill her husband?" "Do not know." "Lenny said yes." "But what he said is probably a lie." "We'll find out who killed Novaceck." "That does not bother me." "I know." "I know what bothers you." "Benny and Jackie." "Is that you." "Why did you become a police officer?" "Did you talk to Celia?" "You never said anything before." "I say now." "You and your brother are intelligent young men." "I do not know why they chose this." "I never said anything." "Father!" "It's a nightmare for a police officer to have children." "I want my children to survive." "Because?" "Why is he a cop?" "Do not tell me why I'm a cop." "It has nothing to do with you." "It was the building." "The brewery." "The color gray." "Ilikebrutality,architecture." "The architecture?" "Benny." "Yes?" "Detective injured." "The hospital just called." "Benny is out of danger." "Still can not find, my husband's killer?" "Let's find it." "This man, the informant, who told him..." "That I hired the man, who killed my husband." "Can you test it with the lie detector?" "He is dead." "I am very confused." "He is dead?" "Do not understand." "You do not understand either." "You do not think I did that." "But a dead man said yes." "He said "Mrs. Novaceck."" "Did your husband have other wives?" "Others?" "Of course not." "He was married before, was not he?" "I found these photos." "He was married once, years ago." "With Laura, but she certainly did not kill him." "As you know?" "She's in a clinic, a madhouse..." "For more than 20 years." "She is schizophrenic." "Does she receive visitors?" "Only Mr. Novaceck." "And phone calls?" "Our guests only use the phone with our approval." "If not, some would call the radio every night." "Do they have access to money?" "Our clients have no money." "They do not need it." "And jewels?" "Inspector Fein, this is not a Mint Institute." "This is Megan Valley Mansion." "There are many important people here." "Yes, but can they have jewelry?" "Yes of course." "Ms. Novaceck." "Yes, I am Mrs. Novaceck." "I have a quiet life." "I can read, follow, change the seasons." "I have the ideal place here..." "To see the world without any distraction." "Sorry, who said it was?" "My name is Paul Fein." "I came to see you in relation to your ex-husband." "My husband." "He is dead." "I read about it in the paper." "He was shot." "Do you know who shot him?" "Do not know." "Ms. Novaceck..." "I've been here a long time." "I get it." "It's expensive to stay in such a place." "My husband paid for everything all these years." "Now, I have the hope..." "To get out of here and have a normal life." "Go home." "I feel better these days." "I'm confident now that I'm going to be discharged." "Because?" "There is no one to keep me here." "Now that my husband is dead." "Ms. Novaceck..." "Yes, Mr. Fein?" "Your wedding ring." "Do you know where he is?" "Do I need to say?" "Mrs. Novaceck will be released in 30 minutes." "There are journalists all over, apart from the entrance..." "Entering the corridors..." "Inspector?" "He asked to inform you." "I heard." "Thank you." "Thank you for calling my car." "There are a lot of journalists there and we can not shoot." "Poor Laura." "She fell ill two years after the wedding." "That was 20 years ago." "He paid for her treatment." "Why would she kill him now?" "She thought that with him dead, no one would keep her." "It's all so sad." "Ms. Novaceck." "Call me Anna." "Please." "I'm sorry about your husband." "I'm happy for your son..." "And his daughter." "She did not do that, did she?" "We did not think it was her." "But I'm glad I said it before." "How would an inmate hire a murderer?" "Would you look at the Yellow Pages to find the shooter?" "When we asked a question..." "She said she liked the program "Queen for a Day"..." "And that "I love Lucy" Lost the quality." "She lives in a fantasy world." "The only clue is an alliance gone." "Someone took the ring, to look like she hired him." "But who did it?" "She's right." "Caution." "Take your sisters and go for a walk." "Help me find Martin and I'll do whatever I can for Tommy." "I do not want Tommy." "As they say, you are the owner of the realejo, he is the monkey." "You do not give up a millimeter." "Came to ask a favor..." "And still, the tough cop." "Do you want to exchange Christmas gifts?" "All right, tough cop." "Are you listening?" "Keep the gorilla away from me." "Martin has nothing to do with me." "It is independent and expensive." "He has a house on Lake Elcard." "I have a guide there." "Find him by the lake, in a restaurant." "In three hours." "He'll tell you what his cabin is." "You look at me like I'm an informer." "You will earn a lot with the animals." "Keep your distance." "May I help?" "I'm looking for the trail to the lake." "Take the first left." "Eddie, get down!" "Caution." "Call an ambulance." "Who told you to kill Novaceck?" "I let the girl live." "His daughter." "I'll call an ambulance..." "So tell who paid, to kill Novaceck." "Ms. Novaceck." "Which one?" "Which one?" "Martin!" "Which Mrs. Novaceck?" "Father." "Eddie, check this out." "This is a Russian rifle." "Ms. Novaceck." "The man who killed your husband is dead." "Before I die..." "He said who hired him." "He said, "Mrs. Novaceck."" "He did not talk about the poor lady at the clinic." "He was talking about you." "Inspector Fein." "I've been a detective for 37 years." "You're new to this." "Here are Martin's bank statements." "Atransferof $100,000dollars..." "Of a bank of Virgin Plains..." "From Anatoly Ltd." "It's a charity that you control." "She paid for the death of her husband..." "With money he received, for charity." "It is not?" "I took out the alliance, to implicate Laura." "Butitwasonlyworth$10,000 ." "It was not enough for Mr. Martin." "Inspector." "I need you to understand." "My husband was not interested in me." "No longer." "I would be discarded." "I did not want to hurt Laura." "I knew they'd leave you where you were." "I sent her to a jail." "The interesting thing is that my husband is dead." "He is dead." "Hemingway said..." ""All the stories..." "If they last a long time" "End in death "." "All that 's left now is for you to arrest me." "Anna..." "He called me Anna." "Can I change?" "I promise not to run away through the window." "Hemingway." ""WELCOME BACK, PAPAL"" "There you go." "What a beautiful sight." "Dad!" "Dad!" "How do we get the chair up?" "Be careful." "Do not get up!" "You can not do that." "I've been sitting for two months." "Take the time." "Dad, you need to kiss the mouse!" "Give him a kiss for me." "Let's go friends." "In front." "You're getting too big." "How are you, my beautiful?" "There are no mosquitoes in California." "Not a lot of bad people out there." "It has to do with immigration laws." "And smoking is prohibited." "There are many trees." "I'm sorry, Dad." "For everything." "I never meant to hurt you." "And I made it so." "It's a generation curse." "I do not know why I always arrange confusion." "Because?" "Why am I not Ben, Kathy or Eddie?" "Do not ask me." "I do not know the answer." "What are your plans for the future?" "I'm going to the bathroom." "Long-term plans?" "Do not know." "Maybe I'm a cop." "I'm just kidding." "Playing." "Would not it be incredible if I were a cop?" "He would wet his trousers by firing his gun." "Does it say gun or revolver?" "Whatever." "Maybe I'm good at it." "What do you think?" "What I'm asking..." "It is not that you sign a document." "I'm over 21." "I love you dad." "You'd give it a hell of a cop." "You are beautiful." "Father, Jackie." "Why do not you sit here?" "Peru!" "HappyThanksgiving!" "How about a toast?" "HappyThanksgiving!" "HappyThanksgiving!"

"I was sheriff of this county when I was twenty-five years old." "Hard to believe." "Grandfather was a lawman." "Father too." "Me and him was sheriff at the same time, him up in Plano and me out here." "I think he was pretty proud of that." "I know I was." "Some of the old-time sheriffs never even wore a gun." "A lot of folks find that hard to believe." "Jim Scarborough never carried one." "That the younger Jim." "Gaston Boykins wouldn't wear one up in Commanche County." "Now I always liked to hear about the old-timers." "Never missed a chance to do so." "You can't help but compare yourself against the old-timers." "Can't help but wonder how they would've operated these times." "There is this boy I sent to the electric chair in Huntsville here a while back." "My arrest and my testimony." "He killed a fourteen-year-old girl." "Papers said it was a crime of passion but he told me there wasn't any passion to it." "Told me that he'd been planning to kill somebody for about as long as he could remember." "Said if they turned him out he'd do it again." "Said he knew he was going to hell." "Be there in about fifteen minutes." "I don't know what to make of that." "I surely don't." "The crime you see now, it's hard to even take its measure." "It's not that I'm afraid of it." "I always knew you had to be willing to die to even do this job." "But..." "I don't want to push my chips forward and go out and meet something I don't understand." "A man would have to put his soul at hazard." "He just have to say, okay." "I'll be part of this world." "Yes Sir, I just walked in the door." "Sheriff he had some sort of thing on him like a oxygen tank for emphysema or something." "And a hose that run down his sleeve..." "You got me." "You'll look at it when you get in." "Yessir, I got it under control." "Howdy, what's this about?" "Step out of the car please, sir." "What is that?" "I need you to step out of the car, sir." "What is that for?" "Would you hold still please, sir." "Hold still." "Agua." "... Agua." "Por Dios." "Agua." "I ain't got no water." "Agua." "I ain't got no agua." "You speak English?" "Where's the last guy?" " Ultimo hombre" " Last man standing." "There must've been one." "Where'd he go?" "I reckon I'd go out the way I came in." "Sierra la Puerta..." "Hay lobos..." "Ain't no lobos." "If you stopped and watch your backtrack, you'll shoot my dumb ass." "But if you stop, you stop in the shade." "What's in the satchel?" "It's full of money." "That'll be the day." "Where'd you get the pistol?" "At the gettin' place." "Did you buy that gun?" "No." "I found it." "Llewelyn!" " What?" "Quit your hollering." "What'd you give for that thing?" "You don't need to know everything, Carla Jean." "I need to know that." "You keep running that mouth of yours I'm gonna take you in the back and screw you." "Big talk." "Keep it up." "Fine." "I don't wanna know." "I don't even wanna know where you've been all day." "That'll work." "Alright." "Llewelyn." "Yeah?" "What're you doing, baby?" "I'm going out." " Going where?" "Something I forgot to do but I'll be back." "What're you going to do?" "I'm fixing to do something dumber now but I'm going anyways." "If I don't come back tell Mother I love her." "Your mother's dead, Llewelyn." "Well then." "I'll tell her myself." "How much?" "Sixty-nine cents." "And the gas." "Y'all getting any rain up your way?" "What way would that be?" "I've seen you were from Dallas." "What business is it of yours where I'm from, friendo?" "I didn't mean nothing by it." "Didn't mean nothing." "Just passing my time." "If you don't wanna accept that I don't know what else I can do for you." "Will there be something else?" " I don't know." "Will there?" "Is something wrong?" "With what?" " With anything?" "Is that what you're asking me?" "Is there something wrong with anything?" "Will there be anything else?" " You already asked me that." "Well..." "I need to see about closing now." "See about closing." " Yessir." "What time do you close?" " Now." "We close now." "Now is not a time." " What time do you close?" "Generally around dark." "At dark." "You don't know what you're talking about, do you?" "Sir?" "I said you don't know what you're talking about." "What time do you go to bed?" "Sir?" "You're a bit deaf, aren't you?" "I said what time do you go to bed?" "Somewhere around 9:30." "I'd say around 9:30." "I could come back then." " Why would you be coming back?" "We'd be closed." " Yeah." "You said that." "Well..." "I got to close now." "You live in that house out back?" "Yes I do." "You lived here all your life?" "This is my wife's father's place." "Originally." "You married into it." "We lived in Temple, Texas for many years." "Raised a family there." "In Temple." "We come out here about four years ago." "You married into it." "If that's the way you wanna put it." "I don't have some way to put it." "That's the way it is." "What's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss?" "Sir?" "The most you ever lost in a coin toss." "I don't know." "I couldn't say." "Call it." "Call it?" " Yes." " For what?" " Just call it." "Well, we need to know what we're calling it for here." "You need to call it." "I can't call it for you." "It wouldn't be fair." "I didn't put nothing up." "Yes, you did." "You've been putting it up your whole life." "You just didn't know it." "You know what date is on this coin?" "No." " 1958." "It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here." "And now it's here." "And it's either heads or tails." "And you have to say." "Call it." "Look..." "I need to know what I stand to win." "Everything." "How's that?" " You stand to win everything." "Call it." "Alright." "Heads then." "Well done." "Don't put it in your pocket." " Sir?" "Don't put it in your pocket." "It's your lucky quarter." "Where you want me to put it then?" " Anywhere not in your pocket." "Or it'll be mixed in with the others and become just a coin." "Which it is." "Llewelyn?" "What the hell?" "Odessa." "Why would we go to Odessa?" "Not we, you." "Stay with your mother." "Well, how come?" "Right now it's midnight Sunday." "When the courthouse opens 9 hours from now, ... someone's gonna be callin' in the vehicle number on the inspection plate on my truck." "And by 9:30, they'll show up here." "But for how long do we have to..." "Baby, at what point would you quit bothering to look for your two million dollars?" "What am I supposed to tell Mama?" "Try standing' in the door and holler "Mama, I'm home"." "Llewelyn..." " C'mon, pack your things." "Anything you leave you ain't gonna see it again." "Well, don't fall down apologizing." "Baby, things happened." "I can't take 'em back." "Mind riding', b***h?" "This his truck?" "Uh-uh." "Got a screwgie?" "Who cut his tires?" "Mexicans, I guess." "Wasn't us." "That's a dead dog." "Yes, it is." "Where's that receiver?" "I've got it." "They're ripe petunias." "Hold this please." "You want it?" "You getting anything though?" "Not a bleep." "Alright..." "Gimme that." "I thought it was a car afire." " It is a car afire." "But Wendell said there's something in the back counting too." "When can county gonna start paying a rental on my horse?" "I love you more and more everyday." "That's very nice." "Be careful." " Always am." "Don't get hurt." " Never do." "Don't hurt no one." "If you say so." "Wouldn't think a car would burn like that." "Yessir." "We should've brought weenies." "That look like about a '77 Ford to you, Wendell?" "It could be." " I'd say it is." "Not a doubt in my mind." "The old boy shot by the highway?" "Yessir, his vehicle." "Man killed Lamar's deputy, took his car." "Killed that man on the highway, ..." "... swapped for his car and now here it is and he's swapped again for God knows what." "That's very linear, Sheriff." "Well." "Old age flattens a man." "Yessir." "But then there's this other." "You ride Winston." "You sure?" " Oh, I'm more than sure." "Anything happens to Loretta's horse out here, I can tell you right now I don't wanna be the party that was aboard." "It's the same tyre tread comin back as going." "Made about the same time too." "You can see the sides real clear." "Somebodies pried the inspection plate off the door on this one." "I know this truck." "Belongs to a fella named Moss." " Llewelyn Moss?" " That's the boy." "You figure him for a doperunner?" "I don't know, hmm I kinda doubt it." "OK Corral's just beyond here." "Oh hell's bells, they even shot the dog." "Well this is just a deal gone wrong, isn't it?" "Yeah, appears to have been a glitch or two." "What calibers you got there, Sheriff?" "Nine millimeter." "Couple of .45" "ACP's." "Somebody unloaded on that thing with a shotgun." "How come do you reckon the coyotes ain't been at 'em?" "I don't know." "Supposedly coyotes won't eat a Mexican." "These boys appear to be managerial." "I think we're lookin at more than one fracas..." "Execution here Wild West over there" "That Mexican brown dope." "These boys is all swolled up." "Well, this was earlier, getting set to trade." "Then, whoa, differences..." "You know might not of even been no money." " That's possible." "But you don't believe it." " Huh." "No." "Probably I don't." "Well, it's a mess, ain't it Sheriff?" "If it ain't, it'll do till a mess gets here." "Yessir?" "I'm looking for Llewelyn Moss." "Did you go up to his trailer?" "Yes." "Well, I'd say he's at work." "Do you want to leave a message?" "Where does he work?" "I can't say." "Where does he work?" "Sir, I ain't at liberty to give out no information about our residents." "Where does he work?" "Did you not hear me?" "We can't give out no information." "Why all the way to Del Rio?" "I'm gonna borrow a car from Roberto." "You can't afford one?" "I don't wanna register it." "Look, I'll call you in a couple days." "Promise?" " Yes, I do." "I got a bad feeling, Llewelyn." "Well I got a good one." "So, they ought to even out." "Quit worrying so much." "Mama's gonna raise hell." "She is just gonna curse you up and down." "You should be used to that." "I'm used to lots of things, I work at Wal-Mart." "Not any more, Carla Jean." "You're retired." " Llewelyn?" " Yes ma'am?" "You aren't comin back, ain't ya?" " I shall return." "Sheriff's Department!" "Look at that lock." "We goin' in?" "Gun out and up." " What about yours?" " I'm hiding behind you." "Sheriff's Department!" "I believe they've lit a shuck." "I believe you're right." "That from the lock?" "Probably must be." " When was he here, Sheriff?" " I don't know." "Oh." "Now that's aggravating." "Sheriff?" "Still sweating." "Oh, Sheriff, we just missed him!" "We gotta circulate this." "On radio." "Alright." "What do we circulate?" "Lookin for a man who has recently drunk milk?" "Ah, Sheriff, that's aggravating." "I'm ahead of you there." "You think this boy Moss has got any notion of the sorts of sons of bitches that are hunting him?" "I don't know." "He ought to..." "He seen the same things I've seen, and it certainly made an impression on me." " Take me to a motel." " Got one in mind?" "Someplace cheap." "You tell me the option." "And do what now?" "You pick the option goes with the applicable rate." "I'm just one person." "So, don't matter the size of the bed." "This is Roberto Sagramore, I'm not here right now." "Please leave a message." "Hello?" "Is Llewelyn there?" "Llewelyn?" "!" "No he ain't." "You expect him?" "Now why would I expect him?" "Who's this?" "Can I help you?" "Yeah." "You got a pair of Larry Mahan's, shoulder size 11." "I'll check." " You sell socks?" " Just white." "White is all I wear." "You got a bathroom?" "Don't stop." "Just ride me up past those rooms." " What room?" " Just drive me around." "I want to see if someone's here." "Keep going." "Don't stop." "I don't wanna get into some kind of a jackpot here, buddy." "It's alright." "Why don't I just set you down around here and we won't argue about it." "Take me to another motel." "Let's just call it square." "Look, you're already in a jackpot." "I'm trying to get you out of it." "Now take me to another motel." "The lab reports from Austin on that boy by the highway." "What was the bullet?" "There wasn't no bullet." "Wasn't no bullet?" "Yessir." "Wasn't none." "Well, Wendell, with all due respect, that don't make a lot of sense." "No sir." "You said entry wound in the forehead." "No exit wound." "Yes sir." "You telling he shot this boy in the head and went digging around in there with a pocket knife?" "No sir, I don't want to picture that." "I don't either!" "Can I freshen that there for you, Sheriff?" "Yeah, Noreen, you better had." "The Rangers and the DEA are headed back out to the scene this morning." "You gonna join 'em?" "Any new bodies accumulate out there?" "No sir." "Well then, I guess I can skip it." "Twelve gauge." "You need shells?" "Yeah." "Double ought." " They'll give you a wallop." "Y'all got camping supplies?" "Tent poles?" "You already have a tent?" "Somethin' like that." "Well, you give me the model number on the tent, I can order you the poles." "Never mind." "I want a tent." "Well, what kind of tent?" " The kind with the most poles." "Can I get another room?" "You want to change rooms?" "No m'am, I want to keep my room and get another one." "Another additional?" "Yes, m'am." "And do you have a map of the rooms?" "Yeah, we had a sort of one." "How about a "38"?" "Well, you can have the one right next to yours if you want." "Number 137." "It ain't took." "No, 38 will be fine." "That's got two double beds." "No me, mate." "How'd you find that?" "No me, mate." "Shouldn't be doin' that." "Even a young man like you." " Doin what?" " Hitchhiking." "Dangerous." "You know Anton Chigurh by sight, is that correct?" "Yessir." "I know him every which way." "When did you last see him?" "November 28th, last year." "You seem pretty sure of the date." "Did I ask you to sit?" "No sir." "But you struck me as a man who wouldn't want to waste a chair." "I remember dates." "Names." "Numbers." "I saw him November the 28th." "We got a loose cannon here." "And a bunch of money, ..." "... and the other party is out of his product." "Yessir." "This account will give up twelve hundred dollars in any twenty-four hour period." "That's up from a thousand." "If your expenses run higher I hope you'll trust us for it." "Okay." "Just how well do you know Chigurh?" "What do you want to know?" "I just want to know your opinion of him." "In general." "Just how dangerous is he?" "Compared to what?" "The bubonic plague?" "He's bad enough that you called me." "Yeah, he's a psychopathic killer but so what?" "There's plenty of them around." "He killed three men in Del Rio Motel yesterday." "And two others in that colossal goat-f**k out in the desert." "We can stop that." "You seem pretty sure of yourself." "You've led something of a charmed life haven't you, Mr. Wells?" "In all honesty, I can't say that charm has had a whole lot to do with it." "I'm wondering..." "Yes?" "Can you validate my parking ticket?" "An attempt at humor, I suppose." "I'm sorry." "I counted the floors of this building from street?" " And?" "There's one missing." "We'll look into it." "One room, one night." "That'll be twenty-six dollars." " Alright." "You on all night?" "Yessir, I'll be around here until ten o'clock in the morning." "This here's for you." "Now, I ain't asking you to do anything illegal." "There's someone who's been lookin for me." "Not police." "Just call me if anyone else checks in tonight." "By anyone, I mean any swinging dude." "There just ain't no way." "Don't worry." "I ain't gonna hurt you." "I need you to drive me on out of here." "Were you in a car accident?" "I'll give you five hundred bucks for that coat." "Let me see the money." "Were you in a car accident?" "Yeah." "Gimme the money." " It's right here." "Give me the clothes." "Let him hold the money." "Gimme that beer too." "How much?" "Brian." "Give him the beer." "Medico." "Por favor." "Any word on those vehicles yet?" "Sheriff, I found out everything there was to find." "Those vehicles are titled and registered to deceased people." "The owner of that Bronco's been dead twenty years." "You want me to see what I can find out about the Mexican ones?" "No." "Lord no." "Here's this month's checks." "That DEA agent called again." "You don't want to talk to him?" "I'm goin' to try and keep from it as much as I can." "He's goin' back out there and he wanted to know if you wanted to go with him." "That's cordial of him." "Could I get you to call Loretta for me and tell her I'm goin' to Odessa to see Carla Jean Moss?" "Yes, Sheriff." "I'll call her when I get there." "I'd call her now but she'll want me to come home and I just might." "You want me to wait til you've quit the building?" " Uhuh." "You don't want to lie without what is absolutely necessary." "What is it that Torbert says about truth and justice?" "Oh, we dedicate ourselves daily anew." "Something like that." "I think I'm goin' to commence dedicatin' myself twice daily." "It might come to three times before it's over..." "Oh, what the hell?" "Sheriff?" "Have you looked at your load lately?" "That is a damned outrage." "Oh." "One of those tiedowns worked lose." "How many bodies did you leave with?" "I ain't lost none of 'em, Sheriff." "Couldn't you all of took a van out there?" "Didn't have no van with four-wheel drive." "You going to write me up for improperly secured load?" "You get your ass out of here." "I'm guessin' this isn't the future you had pictured for yourself when you first clapped eyes on that money." "Don't worry." "I'm not the man who's after you." "I know that." "I've seen him." " You've seen him?" "And you're not dead." "Is this guy supposed to be the ultimate bad-ass?" "No, I don't think that's how I'd describe him." " How would you describe him?" "I guess I'd say... he doesn't have a sense of humor." "His name is Chigurh." " Sugar?" " Chigurh." "Anton Chigurh." " You know how he found you?" " I know how he found me." "It's called a transponder." " I know what it is." "He won't find me again." "Not that way." " Not any way." "Took me about three hours." " Yeah, well, I've been immobile." "No." "You don't understand." "What do you do?" " I'm retired." "What did you do?" "Welder." " Acetylene?" "Mig?" "Tig?" "Any of it." "If it can be welded, I can weld it." "Cast iron?" " Yes." " I don't mean braze." " I didn't say braze." " Pot metal?" " What did I say?" "Were you in Nam?" "Yeah." "I was in Nam." "So was I." "So what does that make me, your buddy?" "Look, you gotta give me this money." "I got no other reason to protect you." "It's too late." "I spent it." "About a million and a half on whores and whiskey and the rest of it I just sort of blew it here." "How do you know he's not on his way to Odessa?" "Why would he go to Odessa?" " To kill your wife." "Maybe he's the one who needs to be worried." "About me." " He isn't." "You're not cut out for this." "You're just a guy who happened to find those vehicles." "I'm across the river." "At the Hotel Eagle." "Carson Wells." "Call me when you've had enough." "I can even let you keep a little of the money." "If I was into cutting deals, why wouldn't I just deal with this guy Chigurh?" "You don't understand." "You can't make a deal with him." "Even if you gave him the money back, he'd still kill you just for inconveniencing him." "He's a peculiar man." "Might even say he has principles." "Supposed transcend money or drugs or anything like that." "He's not like you." "He's not even like me." "He don't talk as much as you, I give him points for that." "Carla Jean." "Thank you for comin'." "Don't know why I did." "I told you, I don't know where he is." "You ain't heard from him?" " No I ain't." "Nothin'?" " Not word one." "Would you tell me if you had?" " Well, I don't know." "He don't need any trouble from you." " It ain't me he's in trouble with." "Who's he in trouble with then?" " Some pretty bad people." "These people will kill him, Carla Jean." "They won't quit." "He won't neither." "He never has." "He can take all comers." "You know Charlie Walser?" "He's got that place out East of Sanderson?" "You know how they used to slaughter beefs, hit 'em right there with a maul... . . truss 'em up and slit their throats?" "Ol' Charlie's got one all trussed up and all set to drain him and the beef comes to." "It starts thrashing around." "Six hundred pounds of very pissed-off livestock if you'll excuse me." "Charlie grabs his gun there to shoot the damn thing in the head but with all the swaying' and then the trashing', it's a glance-shot ricochets around and comes back, hits Charlie in the shoulder." "You go see Charlie, ..." "he still can't pick up his right hand for his hat." "The point bein', even in the contest between man and steer, the issue is not certain." "When Llewelyn calls, just tell him I'll make him safe." "Course they slaughter steers a lot different these days." "Use air gun." "Shoots out a little rock, about that far into the brain." "...sucks right back in." "Animal never knows what hit him." "Why you telling me that, Sheriff?" " I don't know." "My mind wanders." "Hello, Carson." "Let's go to your room." "We don't have to do this." "I'm a daytrader." "I could just go home." "You could." "I'll make it worth your while." "Take you to an ATM." "Forteen grand in it." "And everybody just walks away." "An ATM..." "I know where the satchel is." " If you knew, you would have it with you." "Find it from the river bank." "I know where it is." "I know something better." "What's that?" " I know where it's going to be." "Where is that?" " It will be brought to me and placed at my feet." "You don't know to a certainty." "Twenty minutes it could be here." "I do know to a certainty." "And you know what's going to happen now, Carson?" "You should admit your situation." "There would be more dignity in it." "You go to hell." "Alright." "Let me ask you something." "If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?" "Do you have any idea how crazy you are?" "You mean the nature of this conversation?" "I mean the nature of you." "You can have the money, Anton." "Hello?" "Yes?" "Is Carson Wells there?" "Not in the sense that you mean." "You need to come see me." "Who is this?" "You know who it is." "You need to talk to me." "I don't need to talk to you." "I think you do." "Do you know where I'm going?" "Why would I care where you're going." "I know where you are." "Yeah?" "Where am I?" "You're in a hospital across the river." "But that's not where I'm going." "Do you know where I'm going?" "Yeah." "I know where you're going." "Alright." "You know she won't be there." "It doesn't make any difference where she is." "So what're you goin up there for?" "You know how this is going to turn out, don't you?" "No." "I think you do." "So this is what I'll offer." "You bring me the money and I'll let her go." "Otherwise she's accountable." "Same as you." "That's the best deal you're going to get." "I won't tell you you can save yourself because you can't." "Yeah, I'm goin to bring you somethin' alright." "I've decided to make you a special project of mine." "You ain't goin' to have to come look for me at all." "The motel in Del Rio?" " Yessir." "None of the three had ID on 'em, ... but they're tellin me that all three are Mexicans." "Was Mexicans." "There's a question." "Whether they stopped being?" "And when?" "Yessir." "Now, Wendell, did you inquire about the lock cylinder?" "Yessir." "It was punched out." " Okay." "You wanna drive out there?" "No, that's all I've to look for and it sounds like these old boys died of natural causes." "How's that, Sheriff?" "Natural to the line of work they was in." "Yessir." "My god, Wendell, it's just all-out war." "I can't think of any other word for it." "Who are these people?" "Here last week they found this couple out of California, they'd rent out rooms to old people." "Kill em, bury em in the yard and cash their social security checks." "They'd torture them first." "I don't know why." "Maybe their television set was broke." "And this went on until, and here I quote:" "Neighbors were alerted when a man ran from the premises wearing only a dog collar." "You can't make up such a thing as that." "I dare you to even try." "But that's what it took, you notice." "To get somebody's attention." "Diggin graves in the back yard didn't bring any." "That's all right." "I laugh myself sometimes." "There ain't a whole lot else you can do." "Tell me something." "Who do you think gets through this gate into the United States of America?" "I don't know." "American citizens?" "Some American citizens." "Who do you think decides?" "Well, you do, I reckon." " That is correct." "How do I decide?" "I don't know." " I ask questions." "And if I get sensible answers, they go to America." "If I don't get sensible answers they don't." "Anything about that you don't understand?" " No sir." "Then I ask you again." "How you come to be out here with no clothes?" "I got an overcoat on." "Are you jackin' with me?" " Oh, no sir." "Don't jack with me." " Yes sir." "Are you in the service?" " No sir." "I'm a veteran." " Nam?" " Yes sir." "Two tours." "What outfit?" "12th Infantry Battalion." "August 7th 1966 to July 2nd 1968." " Wilson!" " Yessir." "Get someone to help this man." "He needs to get into town." " How those Larries holding' up?" " Oh, good." " I need everything else." " Okay." "You have a lot of people come in here without any clothes on?" "No sir, it's unusual." "She don't want to talk to you." "Yes she does." "Put her on." "You know what time it is?" "I don't care what time it is." "And don't you hang up this phone." "Llewelyn." " Hey you." " What should I do?" " You know what's goin' on?" "I don't know, I had the sheriff here from Terrell County." "What did you tell him?" "What did I know to tell him?" "You're hurt, ain't you?" "What makes you say that?" "I can hear it in your voice." "There is falseness in his voice!" "Look, I want you to meet me at the Desert Sands motel in El Paso." "Cause I'm gonna give you the money and I'll put you on a plane." "Llewelyn, I ain't gonna leave you in the lurch." "No." "This works better." "With you gone and I don't have the money, he can't touch me." "But I can sure touch him." "And after I find him I'll come and join you." "Find who?" "What am I supposed to do with Mother?" "Nah, she'll be alright." " She'll be alright?" "Be all right?" "!" "I've got the cancer!" "Ain't nobody's gonna bother her." "Who are you?" "Me?" " Yes." "Nobody." "Accounting." "He gave the Mexicans a receiver." "He feels... he felt that..." "the more people looking..." "That's foolish." "You pick the one right tool." "I see." "Are you going to shoot me?" "That depends." "Do you see me?" "I always seen this is what it would come to." "Three years ago I pre-visioned it." "It ain't even three years we been married." "Three years ago I said them very words." "No and Good." "Here we are." "Ninety degree heat." "I got the cancer." "And look at this." "Not even a home to go to." "We're goin' to El Paso Texas." "You know how many people I know in El Paso Texas?" "No ma'am." " That's how many." "I didn't see my Prednizone." " I put it in, Mama." "Well I didn't see it." " Well, I put it in." "That one." "You just set there." "I'll get tickets and a cart for the bags." "Do you need help with the bags, madam?" "My God there is one gentleman left in West Texas." "Yes, thank you." "I am old and I am not well." "Which bus are you taking?" " We're going to El Paso." "Don't ask me why." "It's not often you see a Mexican in a suit." "You go to El Paso?" "I know it." "Where are you staying?" "Carla Jean, how are you?" "Sheriff, was that a true story about Charlie Walser?" "Who's Charlie Walser?" "True story?" "I couldn't swear to ever detail but it's certainly true that it is a story." "Yeah, right." "Can you give me your word on somethin'?" "Yes ma'am?" "If I tell you where Llewelyn's headed, you promise it'll be just you who goes and talks with him?" "You and nobody else." "Yes ma'am, I do." "Llewelyn would never ask for help." "He never thinks he needs any." "Carla Jean, I will not harm your man." "And he needs help, whether he knows it or not." "What's the problem there, neighbor?" "That'll suck some power." "Over time." " You from around here?" " Alpine." "Born and bred." "Here you go." " What airport would you use?" " Well?" "Airport or airstrip?" " Airport." " Well, where ya goin'?" " I don't know." " Just lighting' out for the territories, huh?" "Brother, I been there." "Well..." "There's airstrips." "The airport is El Paso." "You want some place specific you might could be better off just drivin' to Dallas." "Not have to connect." " You gonna clamp them, buddy?" " Can you get those chicken crates out of the bed?" "What're you talkin' about?" " Hey." "Mr. Sporting Goods." " Hey yourself." "You a sport?" "Yeah, that's me." "I got beers in my room." "Waiting on my wife." " That's who you keep lookin' out the window for?" " Half." " What else then?" " Just lookin' for what's comin'." "Yeah, but no one ever sees that." "Beer." "That's what's comin'." "I'll bring the ice chest out here." "You can stay married." "No ma'am." "I know what beer leads to." "Beer leads to more beer." "Call police." "Your local law enforcement." "I'm not on their radio." "Buy you a cup of coffee before you drive home?" "No money in his room there?" "Couple hundred on his person." "Those hombres would've taken the stash." "I suppose so." "Though they was leavin' in a hurry." "It's all the goddamned money, Ed Tom." "The money and the drugs." "It's just goddamned beyond everything." "What's it mean?" "What's it leading to?" "You know, if you'd a told me twenty years ago, I'd see children walking... the streets of our Texas towns with green hair and bones in their noses." "I just flat out wouldn't believe you." "Signs and wonders." "But I think once you quit hearing' sir and ma'am, the rest is soon to follow." "Oh, it's the tide." "It's the dismal tide." "It is not the one thing." " Not the one thing." "None of that explains your man though." "He's just a goddamn homicidal lunatic, Ed Tom." "I'm not sure he's a lunatic." " Yeah well, what would you call him?" "I don't know." "Sometimes I think he's pretty much a ghost." "He's real all right." " Oh yeah?" "All that over at the Eagle Hotel, it's beyond everything." "Yeah, he has some hard bark on him." "That don't hardly say it." "He shoots the desk clerk one day." "Walks right back in the next and shoots a retired army colonel." "It's hard to believe." "Strolls right back into a crime scene." "Who would do such a thing?" "How do you defend against it?" "Good trip, Ed Tom." "I'm sorry we couldn't help your boy." "I'm back!" "How'd you know I was here?" " Who else'd be driving up your truck?" "You heard it?" " How's that?" " You heard what I'm - you havin fun with me?" " What give you that idea?" "I seen one of the cats heard it." " How'd you know it was my truck?" "I deduced it." "When you walked in." "How many of those things you got now?" "Cats?" "I don't know." "Several." "Well, it depends on what you mean by "got"." "Some of 'em are half-wild, and some of 'em are just outlaws." "How you been, Ellis?" "You lookin' at it." "I got to say you're lookin' older." "I am older." "Got a letter from your wife." "She writes to me pretty regular, keep me up on the family news." "Didn't know there was any." " She told me you were quitting'." "You want a cup?" " 'Preciate it." "How fresh is that coffee?" "I generally make a fresh pot ever week even if there's some left over." "That man who shot you died in prison." "In Angola." "Yeah." "What would you'd done if he'd been released?" "I don't know." " Nothin." "Wouldn't be no point to it." "I'm kindly surprised to hear you say that." "Well, all the time you spend tryin' to get back what's been took from you more is goin' out the door." "After a while, you just have to try to get a tourniquet on it." "Your granddaddy never asked me to sign on as a deputy." "Loretta tells me you're quitting'." "How come're you doin' that?" "I don't know." "I feel overmatched." "I always figured when I got older, God would sort of come into my life somehow." "He didn't." "I don't blame him." "If I was Him I'd have the same opinion about me that he does." "You don't know what he thinks." "I sent Uncle Mac's thumbbuster and badge over to the Rangers." "Put up in a museum." "Your daddy ever tell you how Uncle Mac come to his reward?" "Gunned down on his own porch over in Hudspeth County." "Seven or eight of 'em come up to here." "Wantin' this and wanting' that." "Uncle Mac went back in the house and got the shotgun, ..." "Well, they were way ahead of him." "Shot him in the doorway." "Aunt Ella came out and tried to stop the bleedin'." "Uncle Mac all the while tryin' to get that shotgun." "They just sat there on their horses watching' him die." "After a while, one of 'em says somethin in Indian and they turned and left out." "Well, Uncle Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn't." "Shot through the left lung." "And that was that." "As they say." "When did he die?" " 1909." "No, I mean was it right away or in the night or when was it?" "I believe it was that night." "She buried him the next mornin'." "Diggin' in that hard old caliche." "What you got ain't nothin new." "This country is hard on people." "You can't stop what's comin'." "Ain't all waitin' on you." "That's vanity." "I knew this wasn't done with." "I ain't got the money." "What little I had is long gone and there's bills aplenty to pay yet." "I buried my mother today." "I ain't paid for that neither." "I wouldn't worry about it." "I need to sit down." "You got no cause to hurt me." "No." "But I gave my word." "You gave your word?" " To your husband." "That don't make sense." "You gave your word to my husband to kill me?" "Your husband had the opportunity to save you." "Instead, he used you to try to save himself." "Not like that." "Not like you say it." "You don't have to do this." "They'll always say the same thing." "What did they say?" "They say "you don't have to do this"." "You don't." "This is the best I can do." "Call it." "I knowed you was crazy when I saw you sittin' there." "I knowed exactly what was in store for me." "Call it." " No." "I ain't gonna call it." "Call it." " The coin don't have no say." "It's just you." "Well, I got here the same way the coin did." "Mister, you have a bone sticking' out of your arm." "I'm alright." "Let me just sit here a minute." "There's an ambulance comin'." "Man over yonder went to call." "Alright." "Are you all right?" "You got a bone sticking' out of your arm." "What will you take for that shirt?" "Hell mister, I'll give you my shirt." "Look at that f**kin' bone." "Tie this for me." "Just tie it." "Just tie it." "Hell mister." "Look, I don't mind helping someone out." "That's a lot of money." "Take it." "Take it and you didn't see me." "I was already gone." "Yessir." "Part of that's mine." " You still got your damn shirt." "That ain't what it was for." " Well maybe, but I'm still out a shirt." "Maybe I'll go ridin'." " Okay." "What do you think?" " Well, I can't plan your day." "I mean, would you care to join me?" "Lord no." "I'm not retired." "Maybe I'll help out here then." "Better not." "How'd you sleep?" " I don't know." "Had dreams." "Well you got time for 'em now." "Anything interesting?" "They always is to the party concerned." "Ed Tom, I'll be polite." "All right then." "Two of 'em." "Both had my father in 'em." "It's peculiar." "I'm older now than he ever was by twenty years." "So, in a sense he's the younger man." "Anyway, first one I don't remember too well but..." "It was about meeting him in town somewhere where he gave me some money." "I think I lost it." "The second one, it was like we were both back in older times and I was on horseback goin' through the mountains in the night." "Goin' through this pass in the mountains." "It was cold and there's snow on the ground." "He would rode past me and kept on goin'." "Never said nothin goin' by, he just rode on by." "He had his blanket wrapped around him and his head down." "When he rode past I'd seen he was carrying fire in a horn, the way people used to do and I..." "I could see the horn from the light inside of it." "About the color of the moon." "And in the dream I knew that he was goin' on ahead... and that he's fixin to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold." "I knew that whenever I got there he'd be there." "Then, I woke up." "Subtitle edited by Halimi (language correction, re-timing re-sync)"

"Previously on Farscape" "A relationship... is based on trust." "I didn't want to tell you about the pregnancy until I was sure." "Sure you were pregnant or..." "sure who the father was?" "In view of the continuing danger we face in Peacekeeper space," "I'm... reluctantly forced to consider traveling into Tormented Space." "Can it be as bad as some of the places we've been lately?" "It can." " What's he doing here?" " He wants asylum." "Asylum?" "I gave my word..." "that he would not be harmed." "Why did you come here?" "To safeguard John Crichton amongst other things." "Can you trust Scorpius?" "More today than yesterday." "Why?" "And now on Farscape." "Highly abnormal." "Even I can't eat that much." "Is that really your third helping?" "Fifth." "Highly abnormal." "Highly effective!" "So, the advantages of only eating ten times a cycle are... ?" "Not eating all the other times." "Captain?" "Pilot?" " Moya has asked me to once again convey..." " Okay, stop right there." "We're aware that you think this planet is a pit an outpost of nothing." "Their food's overcooked, undercooked and not worth cooking." "Makes Noranti's food seem edible." "Pilot... how bad is it?" "Without additional zyntian filtration, the electrostatic impulses from surrounding radiation sources will drive her mad." "Moya has not had peaceful rest since we entered the Tormented space." "This is the only planet we've found whose mechanics are aware of Leviathans." "They can get the job done." "But when, Captain?" "When their doctor certifies that none of us has space madness." "After you." "He has already certified free of... uh... transmissible celestial dementia?" "We're calling it space madness." "Scarran ancestry, however, disqualifies visitation to Khurtanan." "Hit the road..." "Space invader!" "Stillness." "I'm sure that Pilot told you that Moya's hull protects us from radiation?" "Good..." "Space madness is so feared on this planet... that there are no exceptions." "Now for the neurologic brain scan." "Hey, look." "I know you guys lie and all, but..." "this is not going to hurt too bad, is it?" "Not a bit." "No, no, no." "No!" "This food is dren." "I'll agree to that." "Ahh." "If you'd held your scream out for one more microt, I would've won the pool." "Ahh, too bad." "Anything edible?" " No!" " No." "Remarkable." "So, Doc Snot commed ahead, giving us the all clear... and Pilot says the mechanic is on approach." "Wow, that's crap!" "Know what?" "I think I might be allergic to something here." "Gratification at meeting you all." "Did you enjoy the repast?" "Well, it's the first thing I've had in a while that doesn't taste like chicken." "Kind of reminds me of a big bowl of Alpo I once ate." "Perhaps when you visit the planet, you'll discover better nourishment." "Uh... we won't be visiting the planet, Doctor." "As soon as your mechanic fixes our ship, we'll be leaving." "I risk to differ, Captain." "Oh, did I forget to mention not to share the Qatal mollusks?" "They're to be eaten whole." "Should the flesh be divided among different stomachs the food poisoning that results is fatal." "What did you do?" "Initiated the first half of our business arrangement." "Bring one quarter million currency pledges each... to my office... and I will cure you." "Subtitles:" "PK SUB-66" ""Coup by clam. "" "Know what?" "Why don't we just... shoot you?" "It does sound presumptuous, I know." "But I'm the only one that can cure you." "The weapons will only cause the mechanic to resist the modifications your ship requires." "Suppose we tell him what you did?" "Well, he will not believe you." "He cannot help you." "And, I will double my price." "Care to call my bluff?" "Do not delay payment." "Your symptoms will greatly mimic... the uncontrolled disorders associated with space madness a disease they shoot on sight for." "Doctor." "As I communicated, clean health for all." "No threat of affective illness." "At the moment." "Hey." "Glad to see ya." "As you can see, we're uh..." "we're all excited by it all." "If... you'll excuse me..." "Chiana..." "Excuse me." "Did you eat any of the mollusks?" "No." "Good." "Okay." "I want you to put this mechanic to work, but I want you to stay with him." "He goes nowhere without you." "Okay." "Where do you need to go?" "The zyntian filter must be installed in a primary sensory nerve conduit." "Any neural cluster will do, once we have diverted the synaptic flow." "And, um..." "I can tell Pilot how to do that." "Right." "Come on." "Right." "Y'all have fun now." "Watch out for those Hodian Trill-bats." "They're killers." "What the frell is going on here?" "Every time Rygel... vents, I... vent." "And every time Sputnik pulls a face, I get major league cramps." "I'm digesting a large meal." "That should not be affecting you." "Well, it does." "Is this a... side-effect of the day-glo clams?" "It must be." "D'Argo and I both ate the purple mollusks and every time he sneezes, I feel it." "Rygel and I had the green one." "Somehow it's linked us." "We have to find a cure very quickly." "Okay." "Let's go down to the planet and have a chat with our doctor." "Analyze the food." "If you find a cure, comm us immediately." "So we can chop his head off." "I'll need various bodily samples from each of you." "Thank you!" "Next!" "Are you sure?" "Absolutely." "How long will this take?" "Couple of arns at the most." "Why are you staring at me?" "Well, maybe I think you're cute." "Think whatever you want, but I'm here to do a job." "I just want to see that you don't hurt Moya." "Time to bypass the synapses." "Pilot?" "We need to cut off power to this cluster." "Diverting now." " No, it'd be more efficient if you simply..." " I do not need your help." "Dr Tumii will be back shortly." "We'd like to see him now." "Nothing I can do." "Damn!" "This place could use some air-con." "Where the hell is Sikozu?" "In a sauna?" "Don't complain." "You're not feeling three overfull stomachs." "Okay." "This is new." "It's not me." "It's definately her." "That's all for today." "Killing me... kills you." "May I speak?" "No." "Cure first, speak later." "Oh, put those away." "I promise you I can't be forced to cure you." "And the cure is of my own devising." "You won't find it elsewhere." "Let me explain the Qatal mollusk." "Please don't." "We give up." "We'll pay." "Each mollusk harbors one colony of neurally linked bacteria and each colony acts as one organism." "So much so, that if the mollusk is halved, its bacteria alternately transmit each half's sensations to the other half." "Why?" "Who... cares?" "Take the money... cure us." "Now that the bacteria have colonized your bodies, they're communicating your emotional states to... uh... force you to merge." "The problem is, you are not mollusks." "That's never been a problem for us before." "It is now." "Your bodies, unlike the mollusk halves, can never merge." "And so your symptoms worsen... and eventually the strain... kills you." "All right." "We understand." "Fix it." "We'll pay double if you shut up." "And I'll break your neck if you don't." "Cure us all." "Now." "I will." "But I am down to my last mollusk and, uh... each cure requires the same type as was ingested." "So get more." "More are being delivered in a few arns." "Until then, I can only cure whoever ate the purple mollusk." "That'd be me." "I hate you." "When this is finished, you mix it with the other linked patient's urine... and then you orally ingest." "No way." "I am not drinking the old woman's urine." " D. What's up?" " Nothing." "It's uh... it's Noranti." "She... uh..." "Is she in pain?" "No... no." "It's... it's the opposite." "She's experiencing intense pleasure?" "Very... intense!" "Um..." "John." "Do you think we could..." "Whoa!" "No... no." "Don't... don't come near me when you're feelin like that!" "Come on, D'Argo." "Just fight it." "D. Think about baseball..." "math..." "Isosceles triangle rusty razor blades... gravel..." "She lost it, she..." "This will give more lasting relief." "Divide, urinate, exchange, ingest." "You and the linked one must then press bare flesh to... bare flesh so the bacteria can migrate." "How much bare flesh?" "Hands will suffice." "You see, the cure unbinds the bacteria from your cells..." " and tricks the colony into merging outside your body..." " One more word of technobabble and I'm gonna cut your tongue out." "D'Argo, you wanta go check it out?" "I'm afraid the boy may be ruined for life." "I'm almost jealous." "And if this doesn't work... you're dead." "With all respect... so are you." "Bioscan's negative so far." "But how can you travel in something so alive?" "All the filthy bacteria..." "Moya is quite hygenic." "She is... self-disinfecting." "She is female?" "Oh yes." "But wholly controlled by Pilot..." "a male, of course." "Ahh." "Okay..." "That's not so bad." "And there never has been a case of space madness aboard this ship." "Oh, you're lucky." "We've had to terminate three cases in the last half-cycle." "An outbreak?" "I guess so." "I thought it had gone." "Three cases, out of the blue." "They were good men, too." " Real shame." " Oh, indeed." "All male?" "That's what makes it a real shame." "Ahh!" "I believe the mollusks have arrived." "Arrived in less than thirty minutes." "Don't forget to tip the driver." "Son of a bitch!" "Vanished." "Lie still... don't move." "Who... who is the doctor?" "Oh!" "Plainly not you!" "Did you see who shot me?" "Not her face." "She disappeared." "But you're certain she was female?" "We are all in serious difficulty." "We?" "Yes." "I'm afraid I can't cure you." "Go on." "Take it." "Drink it!" " Why do you hesitate?" " What do you think?" "Would you rather die than drink it?" "Okay." " So, we should be touching while we drink this." " Oh... so you said." "Umm. ." "Bare skin to bare skin." "Not that much bare skin." " But I..." "I would have thought the more contact..." " The doctor said no." "Oh, yes." "Less skin." "Here's to ya!" " Did it work?" " No." "Test it." "Okay." " Was that absolutely necessary?" " Oh... one little pop." "I just got a fright." "I..." "I didn't feel anything." "It's working." "John, the cure seems to be working." "That's great news, D. I hate you even more." "Certainly it's working." "Just maintain contact." "For how long?" "Until you feel an oily sensation... which signifies the bacteria have all precipitated out." "No more than a few arns." "Arns?" "What happens if they break contact before... that?" "The bacteria will re-colonize in their bodies... and the symptoms recur and eventually they'll die." "It's not gonna happen." "Rygel." "You and Sikozu get down here quickly." "Right." "Oh!" "Do you know I've been looking for this opportunity for so long." "I've wanted to get you alone." "There are so many things I don't know about you..." "You know Doc, you might want to give her a reason not to kill you." "To cure you, I need Qatal mollusks and I can no longer get them." "Why not?" "Credit problems?" "Let me explain the sociopolitical situation on Khurtanan." "As you may know, females are oppressed here, but there is a resistance movement planning a violent coup to seize power." "Girl power." "So what?" "They possess the only Qatal mollusks on this... planet." "They employ them to eliminate certain males in power." "So why use the mollusks?" "Secrecy." "The Qatal symptoms are not known on this planet." "They are mistaken for... space madness." "Yah, and anyone with space madness is put down like a rabid dog." "We got that part." "Correct." "But during an autopsy on one of the victims, I saw the real cause." "I found out who was responsible... and I made a deal... my silence for some of the mollusks." "So you use them for extortion and they use them for coup by clam." "We still don't care." "Apart from the obvious..." "why did they just try to kill you?" "I assume that their big takeover attempt must be... imminent." "Possibly they're afraid I might expose them." "All I can do is refund two thirds of your currency." "Oh no!" "You're going to tell me where the females are." "I thought you might need some help with your equipment." "I'm fine." "Sure you are." "Sister!" "You can't tell Mekken!" "He'll kill me." "Oh?" "Well maybe I'll kill you." "What have I done to you?" "I told you, I'm just here to do a job." "Yah?" "Well then why the sex change, hmm?" "I don't think you're here to help us." "I think you're here to spy on us." "To make sure we eat those frelling mollusks!" "I don't know what you're talking about." "I'm here to help you." "Fixing your Leviathan." "Then what's with this?" "What's with the change?" "Because women on my world aren't allowed to do this sort of work." "Sure." "You don't believe me..." "I'll go." "Get someone else... some male... to stop your ship from going mad." "All right, all right, all right, all right." "Okay, maybe... maybe you're not lying." "No maybe." "These female revolutionaries run a club to entertain men?" "Very popular with rich and powerful males... including governing officials." "Then one night, they chop some mollusk up... into the hors d'oeuvres and instant coup." " I should probably go alone." " No, no, no." "I got it." "Currency." "Do we have the antidote?" "Just goin for that." "Oh, well, hurry up." "This place reeks of antiseptic." "Sikozu, we have a mission." " I'm happy to go." " Jirl power." "Girl!" "Girl power!" "Would you quit speaking English?" "Aeryn!" "Be careful!" "Considering we're linked." "I'd better go before the females try again." "I'm going to miss this planet..." "Anybody here?" "Dr Tumii?" " He's tied up right now." " So what?" "So, uh... why don't you have a seat and wait your turn?" "Tell the doctor that Ho'Ock is here... now." " What's all the commotion?" " Who are you?" "Dr Rygel." "Tumii's at a colon convention." "What seems to be the problem?" "Hmm?" "My zergenbobs are playing up again." "That's what you get for neglecting them." "Take off your clothes." "Here?" "Yes." "For some preventive bloodletting." "Most anyone can benefit from the removal of one excess bodily fluid or another." "Inflamed zergkenbobs, you say?" "Well, I think we should take a look... hmm?" "Take care of yourself." "What the hell's the matter with you?" "I'm operating." "You looking for work?" "No." "We don't open for another arn." "We'd like to talk to Selva." "Who?" "Your boss." "You claim to know her?" "No... but we have heard that... she's trying to improve conditions on this planet for females." "It's a worthy cause." "Causes need currency." "So we'd like to discuss... a business deal." "Not interested." "We'd prefer to hear that from Selva." "No, you wouldn't." "Sikozu... are you up for this?" "Crichton!" "I think the girls are in trouble!" "That's brilliant, Holmes." "I am Selva." "You wanted to speak to me?" "Not if this is how you treat your friends." "Why don't you untie us?" "You're not my friends." "Yes, you're right." "That's a good point." "We're not your friends." "We've come to buy something from you at whatever the price." "Two..." "Qatal mollusks." "Even if they're telling the truth, we can't take that chance." "Of course not." "But killing them will only cure whoever it is they're linked with." "Leaving them free to take revenge." "However, if we keep our captives alive..." "Then their partners will be drawn here." "Where they can all die at once." "Ain't no way in hell I'm wearin that." "Have I spent an arn shopping for nothing?" "We have to get into that club." "Aw, we can just go as we are." "The elite male clientele are all known and know one another." "Therefore, we can't go as males." "Well, I ain't goin as Maid Marian in look at that." "That is not a slimming color." "Black is a slimming color." "Maybe... maybe if it was black, but uh uh." "I wear that color all the time." "Look, stay here and die from the mollusks." "I'll go alone." "Told you we'd get in." "You say that like it's a good thing." "One down, three to go." "Get in, get the girls, get the clams, get out." "Come over here." "Keep your head down." "We need to blend in." "Blend in?" "Hell, when we got here, the clocks stopped." "We couldn't blend in on Butt-ugly Night." " What have we got here?" " Oh!" "I love a powerful woman." "You put your hand on my ass again and I will kill you." "You're the first one who's ever guessed that I wasn't really a male." "It wasn't a guess." "I know a male when I see one." "Pretending to be a male isn't so bad." "How do you stand covering up who you are?" "Men get treated better." "There must be lots of places you could go where you don't have to pretend." "My home planet's a lot worse than this one." "I ran away a long time ago." "Never regretted it for a microt." "Khurtanan's my home." "And I won't have to masquerade forever." "Sooner or later, women will take power." "You!" "Put down your tools and strip." "Hey!" "Leave her... alone." "Stand clear... or you'll both die." "Come on!" "You killed Mekken!" "Resume your work." "Let's dance." "What's the problem?" "You don't talk." "Darling..." "I don't dance." "I do." "Crichton isn't responding." "His comms may be turned off." "Or... he could be incapacitated... by the Qatar mollusks." "Perhaps we should contact the planet's authorities." "And if they inquire after Mekken?" "Well... what can we do?" "You... can do nothing." "Have their better halves arrived?" "Can't tell." "Too many new faces." "Give me fifty microts, then cut off one of their fingers." "That should tell us." "Isn't this nice?" "With the right partner I could do it all night." "I really don't think I'm the right partner for you." "I do." "You know, as much as I... love a man in uniform... shouldn't you be on duty or something?" "I am on duty." "This looks promising." "Yes..." "Excellent!" " You." " Not her!" "Something wrong?" "Headache." "No!" "Not her!" "Are you volunteering?" " Yes." " No!" " Leave her alone." "I brought her here, so..." " Shut up, Aeryn!" " Shut up!" "Fine..." "Nooooo!" " Are you all right?" " Yah." "I am." "I am... floating!" "I could..." "I could use a drink." "To the bar, shall we?" "Didn't work." "No one reacted." "Wait there." "Pervert!" "Ryg?" "How you makin out?" "I've got the mollusks." " What about the girls?" " Don't know." "If they're here, I can't find them." " Oh, we got to find them fast." " That's your job." "I did my part." "I'm leaving." "You're not runnin out on me?" "I can't help it." "I'm overwhelmed with dread." "That's the clams talkin." "And worse still, my limbs are starting to go numb." "Damn it, Rygel." "The Doc told us what that meant." "Should I try the other one?" "It's too late." "She's already entered the final phase." "The link will get more unstable until she and her partner die." "Oh!" "If we're not cured soon, we're dead." "You get the girls." "I'll get these clams to the doctor." "It's antidote time." "Rygel?" "Rygel?" "Scorpius..." "Consuming the remnants of the discarded mollusks seems a risky plan." "Are you certain that once you've linked with the others... you can endure the symptoms and..." "delay their deterioration?" "Certain?" "No." "Confident?" "Yes." "I've... tried once more to contact them, but..." " there's still no response from..." " From nothing!" "Noranti..." "I'm really thirsty..." "Oh, it's gorgeous." "But I don't want any more." "Let's get this filter in place." "That oughta do it." "Pilot?" "Restore the primary path and see if it's all working." "Restoring... now." "Uncanny!" "It's so quiet." "The filter works perfectly." "Moya and I sincerely thank you." "You gonna be alright?" " On Khurtanan?" " Yah." "Sure." "Name change, new identity." "I've done it before." "I've got friends who help." "I'll probably end up in an even better job." "You're a frelling optimist." "Hard to be a revoluntionary if you're not." "Now, really." "I should go powder my face." " I think you look beautiful just as you are." " No, you don't." "Yes, I do." "The moment I saw you..." "in the doctor's office." "You couldn't fool me for a microt." "Not with a face like that." "All right." "Here's the deal." "I lost a bet." "There's no need to lie to me." "If you treat me nicely I might not even have to arrest you." "Arrest?" "Dressing up is not a crime." "Yes it is." "But impersonating a doctor is an even worse one." "Central Registry shows no record of your offworld friend." "Who is he?" "And where is he?" "This won't help you without your linked partner." "You know?" "So, why don't you, uh... set me... free?" "Shut up!" "Work!" "There's only one thing I like more than dancing." "Interrogations..." "Long, hard interrogations." "Oh God!" "You'll tell me now, or you'll tell me later." "I'm told it's a terrible death." "Wish I could make it quicker." "Get your hands off!" "I... me... my nose!" "You bit off my nose!" "There's plenty left." "Now, get back to work." "Don't be shy..." "I thought we were done." " What happened?" " I do not know." "Why did you volunteer your finger?" "Do your appendages reattach?" "Tell me of anything suspicious at all." "Hi." "Don't ask." "It was Rygel's idea." "He's got the clams." "We got to figure a way out of here." "All the exits are guarded." " Maybe sumpin I can do." " Right!" "Scuse me ladies." "Can I have your attention?" " Do any of you have..." " Give me that." " ... one of these under your skirt?" " Now!" "Aeryn!" "Yah!" "Girl power!" "That's it." "Just one more bite." "Oh, good!" "Oh thank you for preparing the cures." "I'll leave this mollusk in the garbage... outside." "But... it will be consumed by drozil flies or a wild flibisk." "You can't do that to me." "I risk to differ." "Mmm..." "Nice mollusk." "What's that?" "One more mouthful?" "Oh!" "Look at that!" "Isn't that amazing?" "Now that we study." "No." "That we will throw away." "Everyone?" "The cure works." "Ours is finished." " D, how long did yours take?" " No time at all." "Frelling forever." " Three arns." " Three arns!" "Three arns?" " That's not that long." " For some..." "Well, put your hands together and feel the power." "Yah!" "Out with the evil spirits!" "Give me your hand, Ryg." "Go away." "I'm hungry." "You're not eating anything until we are completely seperated." "The antidote has already dissolved our emotional linkages." "I don't want to take... any chances." "I... hate to bring this up, but Scorpius ate the mollusks as well." "Yes." "To link with the four of us and temporarily override our symptoms." "We would be dead by now if he had not."

"[Hiccup] This changes everything." "[cackling]" "_ [evil laughter]" "Let's go on, Windshear, get us out of here!" "Oh, Heather, don't fight it." "[screeching]" "Toothless, we have to save her." "Well, look who the dragon flew in!" "Glad you could join us, brother." "It wouldn't feel like a family reunion without you." "Now, take out that Night Fury!" "[man] Don't let him get away!" "Blast the chains, Toothless, now!" "Dragon-proof chains?" "[laughs] Nice try, Hiccup." "You didn't think I'd make it that easy for you, did you?" "[man] Come on, lads, get him." "[grunting]" "Whoa!" "Okay, that was too close." "Come on, bud." "If we can't blast the chains... blast the winches." " Come to Dagur." " [Hiccup] Fire!" "Nice shooting, bud." "Ahem." "Excuse me, what good are dragon-proof chains..." " without dragon-proof winches?" "!" " [thud] Ow." "Heather, you can't take on Dagur and his fleet all by yourself." "I'm not by myself." "I have Windshear." "I'm too close!" "I might not get this shot again." " But this is suicide!" " I'm willing to do whatever it takes." "Are you willing to sacrifice Windshear, too?" "[sighs]" "Heather, there will be another time." "I promise you." "[groans]" "Blasting the winches, pretty smart." "Yeah, and a little luck never hurts, either." "I talked to Johann." "He told me Dagur wiped out your village... and your family." "I'm sorry." "Then you know why he has to pay." "I do." "But you don't have to do this alone." "I don't know." "It seems like I'm destined to be alone." "First, when I was a little girl, I get separated from my birth family." " Your birth family?" " Yes, but I don't remember much." "It was so long ago." "Just a few pictures in my mind." "I remember my father's hands." "They were rough, like sandstone, but so gentle." "And I remember the smell of his wooden shield." "I don't think I was supposed to play with it, but he let me anyway." "And this." "He gave me this horn." "I don't know if it means something, but whenever I look at it, I think of him." "I just wish I knew who he was." "[growling] [snarling]" "[loud growl]" "Look, I'm sorry I locked up your dragons." "I just didn't trust that you guys would let me go after Dagur." "Trust does need to be earned with people and dragons." "Thanks for understanding, Fishlegs." "[giggles]" " I don't really trust these guys either, Heather." " You know, we can hear you." "Jealousy is an ugly quality, Astrid." "But clearly, I understand where it comes from." "Ugh." "The point is, we have your back, Heather." "You're one of us." "Yeah, I stocked Windshear's stable with buckets of sea slugs." "[groans] And I made room for you in my hut." "And I've made it clear to Snotlout that you're not staying in his hut." "Even though you were the rogue dragon rider and you sabotaged our dragons and you snuck away in the night." "Wait a minute, why do we like you again?" " I'm truly sorry, Tuffnut." " Whoa!" "That was... sincere." "What am I supposed to do with that?" "[breathing heavily]" "I'm feeling a little bit flushed and overwhelmed." " Little help here?" "People!" " Ugh!" "Help yourself!" "And if you need any help with Windshear..." "Why don't I show you around the Edge?" "I'm basically chief." "Thanks, guys, really." "I..." "Hey, glad you're back." "[whispers] Your dragon rocks." " Let's go have some girl time." " Good idea." "[Astrid grunts]" " Two axes are better than one." " True." "Unless you have one of these." "You really have to show me how you made that." "Sure, but I prefer close combat to throwing... [grunts] so I can stare my enemy in the eye." "Not a bad tactic." "But don't discount..." "Hyah!" "Hmm... the element of surprise." "I like that." "It's one of Hiccup's favorite tactics." "So, you two are a thing, right?" " What?" "No, just friends." " Come on." " I've seen the way you two are together." " No." "Seriously." "Friends." " Hmm." "He's kind of cute." " I guess." "If you like that unassuming, heroic, dragon rider type." "Bull's-eye." "Now, you and Snotlout, that's a match made in Valhalla. [both laugh]" "I don't know whether to thank you or feel sorry for you." "I can handle Snotlout." "And besides, I'm not into the macho Viking type." "I like a little smarts." "Like Fishlegs." "Fishlegs?" "!" "Seriously?" "[chuckles] What?" "I think he's funny and cute." "We're talking about Fishlegs, right?" "The guy with the Gronckle?" "Okay, all right." "Enough boy talk." "What else do you do for fun around here?" "[laughing]" "Keep up!" "[screaming] [whooping]" "[screaming] [sighs] Thanks, Windshear." " Want to go two out of three?" " No." "I want to show you something." "If you can keep up." "Get 'em, Stormfly!" "[sniffing]" "Hey, would you knock it off, bud?" "Okay?" "Snooping will not gain her trust." "Huh." "Wait a minute...." "That's my dad's Chief Seal!" "What are we doing back at your campsite?" " You forget something?" " Nope." "Stay put, Stormfly." "Keep your ears up." "[suspenseful music playing]" "Oh... it must be here." "Are you gonna clue me in on what we're doing here?" "[huffing]" " Hello?" " I'm looking for something." "[leaves rustling] Looking for something like..." " Trader Johann?" " Miss Astrid, so nice to see you again!" "Would you mind, please, lowering your axe so my frightened soul might be granted safe passage back to my body?" "Ugh..." "[chuckles]" " Johann!" "Thank Thor." " Ooh." "Miss Heather!" "I'm overjoyed you're not dead." "When the Terrible Terror returned with the message I sent, I was worried." "Then, when I arrived here and saw your campsite abandoned," "I feared the worst." "Alright." "Someone needs to tell me what's going on." "You see, Miss Astrid, if you need exotic spices from a foreign land, or one-of-a-kind cured leathers or incredibly-difficult-to-obtain information detailing the exact whereabouts of a certain dastardly Berserker," " Trader Johann is your man." " Dagur." "And if you need a warrior to take care of that dastardly Berserker..." "I'm your girl." "So he's got the info and you've got the axe." "Now what?" "Dagur is set to purchase a fleet of new ships from a group of salty undesirables in the Sea of Despair." "But be wary." "These new ships for his armada are outfitted with powerful anti-dragon winches and catapults!" "After the deal is done, I won't be able to find him again." "Dagur will be back in the wind." "Adrift, like a leaf in a stream." "[blows]" "Ugh." "And I've used my last grapevine, so I won't be able to offer my invaluable, yet at time expensive information." "Got it." "Thanks, Johann." "Come on, Astrid." "You're not coming?" "What part of this implies "rushing into battle on a flying lizard"?" "Hiccup!" "From my lips to Odin's ears." "I was just saying I could use you and Toothless's help with a pesky flock of wild Nadders that have been driving me batty!" "[screeching] Yeah, you heard me, you lousy..." "No time, Gobber." "I need to see my dad." "It's urgent." "Oh." "In that case, he's in the Great Hall." "But it's Berk's Gripe Day, so there might be a bit of a wait." "[snarling] Uh-huh." "Stinky little buggers." "[sighs wearily]" "Stoick, them wee ones of mine are making me crazy!" "They run all over the house, breaking and wrecking everything." "They won't sit still for a minute." "I'm exhausted." "Ugh." "That's because they're sheep, Sven." " And they should be kept outside!" " Aw, but they do get so lonely." "[bleating]" " Dad!" " Hiccup!" "We really need to talk." "Hmm." "We gotta go now." "Dagur won't be out in the open for long." "Wait a minute." "You want us to battle with Dagur and the Berserkers without Hiccup and Toothless?" "Guys, I wish Hiccup and Toothless were here, trust me." "But they're not." "And we can't wait." "Dagur's ships have dragon-proof chains and grappling hooks." "And the ships he's buying are even more powerful." "But with all of us attacking at once, Dagur won't know what hit him." "Uh, I have to say... any aerial assault of this magnitude would be foolish without Toothless." "He's the most powerful dragon in our arsenal." "[groans]" "Aw." "But you're still my favorite, girl." "Well, it's not like we need Hiccup and Toothless." "But it's nice to know that we have a Night Fury when things get hairy." "You heard Johann, Astrid." "This is our last chance." "Tell them." " Well..." "look, Heather..." " You, too?" "Just forget it." "All that stuff about trust and having my back," "I guess that was just talk." "[whistling] Oh, man!" "Awkward." " Where did you get this?" " It's Heather's." "Hmm." "She's the girl that stole Stormfly a few years back." "Yes." "Heather." "Dad, that horn has your Chief Seal carved into it." " It does." " Is there something you need to tell me?" "[sighs]" "When a Chief has a child, Hiccup, that child receives many gifts from all over." "When you were born, I asked Gobber to make the smallest axe he'd ever imagined." "With a handle tiny enough for a baby to grasp." "I wanted you to start training the moment you opened your eyes." "[chuckles] I thought your mother was going to feed me to the boars." " I remember that axe." " Yeah, you used it as a paperweight." "[stammers] Look, about the horn, Dad..." "Heather told me her father gave it to her." "But it has your seal on it." " Hmm." " Dad, is Heather my sister?" "[sighs]" "Looks like it's just you and me, Windshear... as usual." "[Astrid] Hey!" "If we're gonna do this, it has to be a capture mission, not a kill mission." " Agreed?" " Agreed." "We'll sink Dagur's armada, and drag him back to Outcast Island." " Let him rot there." " Okay." "Then we're with you." "You can thank me!" "I was the one who rallied these guys." " Well, that's not really my recollection." " Quiet, Fishlegs!" "As soon as she left, your lips started to do that cute little quiver thing." "[mocking]" "You quiet!" "That's a tic!" "It's a tic when I'm about to fight." " So, what changed your mind?" " Hiccup." "He would never want you to face Dagur alone again." "And neither do I." " Well, I know right where Dagur is." " Good." "Then you won't need this." "Now, Hiccup will be able to find us." " So, what's your plan?" " Hit him when he least expects it." "[music]" "[men shouting] [sighs]" "It's a good day to strengthen my armada." "Then again, it's always a good day to strengthen my armada." "[laughs evilly] [joins in laughter]" "What are you laughing at?" "The gold is ready for the exchange, sir." " Should we move it to the deck?" " No." "Leave it down below." "But, sir, when they arrive with the ships," " they'll be expecting our gold." " Yes!" "And instead of our gold, we'll give them our steel." "Heather?" "Guys?" "Where did everyone go?" "[sniffing]" "Huh?" "Oh, no." " There he is." " Alright, lLet me guess." "You want to attack like the rogue dragon rider that you are." " A full frontal assault!" " No." "Element of surprise?" "Dragons!" "Incoming!" "Prepare the grappling hooks!" "Ready the chains!" "It's hunting season." "[shouting] [grunting]" "Ah." "Too high to hit anything!" "We suppose to divert Dagur's attention and stay high enough to avoid his weaponry." "We got to get lower!" "I can't..." "I said higher!" "Hookfang, higher!" "[all clamoring]" "[man humming]" "[sighs] [whistling]" "What are they doing up there?" "Ah!" "Nice surprise face." "Ooh!" "Yes!" "[groaning] [shushing]" "What the..." "Huh?" "What is going on?" "Oh, come on, already!" "Oh, no!" "What are you doing?" " You two?" " Surprise, Dagur." "Two axes are better than one." "And twelve ships trumps two axes." "[snarling]" " I should've seen that coming." " Windshear, finish it!" "No, Heather, don't!" "You promised us a capture mission." "Sorry, Astrid." "I changed my mind." "Dagur didn't "capture" my village." "So this ends here." "[laughs evilly]" "If you kill me, Heather, you'll never know..." "Save it for the gods." "Windshear!" "[screams]" "[Hiccup] Stop!" "Heather, stop." " Move, Hiccup!" " You don't understand." "You promised me there would be another time, and this is it!" "Look." "You told me your father gave you this." "He did, but what are you doing?" "This is my father's Chief Seal." "Stoick's seal is carved in my horn?" "What are you saying?" "I'm saying, years ago, Stoick gave this horn to the Chief of the Berserker tribe," "Oswald the Agreeable, as a gift for his newborn daughter." " But..." " You were that newborn, Heather." "Oswald the Agreeable is your father." "And he is also Dagur's father." " No..." " [muffled] Mm?" "Heather, Dagur is your brother." "You can't kill him." " Astrid." " I..." "Fire!" "Incoming!" "Raise the catapults!" "It's the rest of Dagur's ships!" "Look out!" "[groaning]" "Heather, we have to go." "I have to admit, you never disappoint, brother." "Or maybe you're actually my... my uncle." "Who knows in this crazy world?" "[laughs madly]" "Heather, come on!" "Heather, I'm the only family you've got left." "[growls]" "Join me, sister!" "Don't fight destiny!" "I know you feel the Berserker blood flowing through your veins." "No!" "[chuckling] [screaming angrily]" "What are you doing?" "Come back, sis!" ""Heather the Unhinged" has a nice ring to it, no?" "You'll be back, and I will welcome you with open arms!" "We'll have to wait on that reunion." "Pity." "Huh?" "What?" "!" "I really should've seen that one coming, too." "All right, gang, back to the Edge!" "Under the circumstances, I wholeheartedly agree with that plan." "Guess you're leaving." "Again." "I thought you were tired of being alone." " I am." " Then don't be." "It's safer here." "You have support." " And I'm here." " [sighs] I know." "I just have a lot I need to figure out." "Thanks, Astrid." "It was nice having a friend again." "Let's go, girl." "Hey, I know you guys got pretty close." "I'm sorry you're losing a friend." "But I still have you."

"The world will have to deal with us." "Previously on The 4400:" " Who's Cassie?" " I'm Kyle's ability." "Do you ever visit your cousin Shawn?" "Maybe someone should try injecting him with a big old dose of promicin." "It's all about to happen." "What's gonna happen?" "Thumb through the book if you'd like." "One of them is written in code or something, or..." " Maia, this is my friend Ben." " Heard a lot about you." "You saw me getting married to my sister's boyfriend?" "These shots are free." "Give them to anyone who wants them." "But be careful to explain the risks." "There are no guarantees." "There never are." "Is this seat taken?" "It is now." "I'm April, by the way." "Peter Barton." "So, what's good tonight?" "I recommend the lemon drop martini." "Bartender, could I get two more?" "Is that okay?" "I don't want you to think I'm hitting on you or anything." "So, what do you do, Peter?" "I'm V.P. Of Client Relations for Anexxo." "We're in the Fortune 500." "Energy." "Communications." "Some defense work." "I get it." "You're one of the guys that runs the world." "Me?" "No, but I work for those guys." "So, what brings you to Seattle?" "The company's in the midst of a major project." "And they hit a little snag, so I'm here to do some triage." "You're gonna save the day?" "Hopefully." "And how are you gonna do that?" "I'm gonna bribe someone to look the other way." "I can't believe I just told you that." "Look, do me a favor." "Forget what I just said." "It's already forgotten." "So how much money are we talking about?" "Three hundred thousand dollars." "I'm picking it up tomorrow afternoon." "Oh, my god." "I don't know why I'm telling you all this stuff." "Did they put something in this drink?" " Who are you anyway?" " I'm just a girl you met in the bar." "Don't ask me any more questions, okay?" "What room are you in, Peter?" "Three-fifteen." "What I just told you, don't repeat it." "It would be bad for you, for me, for everyone." "Let me guess." " Truth hurts." " It usually does." "So, what do we got?" "Cheating husband?" " Tax fraud?" " Try corporate intrigue." "Try bribery." "Try $300,000 arriving tomorrow." "Room 315." "Three hundred grand?" "Baby, you're good." "Wow, okay." "All right, so we'll hit him up for 20 percent to keep quiet." "That's 60,000 bucks." "Love me?" "I do." "It's not like I can lie to you anyways, right?" "No, you can't." "No one can." "Hey." "I'm glad I remembered this place." "I had a lot of fun summers up here when I was a kid." "It's pretty much a ghost town until June, which is a good thing because the whole world is looking for you." "Maybe I should just turn myself in." "And spend the rest of your life in prison?" "I don't think so." "It was no coincidence I was there when that van crashed." "I was sent to help you get away." "This is all happening for a reason." " And what would that be?" " Truthfully, I'm not sure yet." "Maybe the answers are in this book." "I just hope they're not in this code or whatever this is." "Do you believe that Jordan Collier is a messiah?" "And that promicin is gonna save the world?" "Yeah, I do." "Even if that's true, what does it have to do with me?" "My abilities are gone." "My body can't tolerate promicin." "I'm the enemy." "I hurt Shawn." "I tried to kill Jordan Collier." "I did kill Jordan." "Believe me." "I know what it feels like to be in prison and think you're never getting out." "To feel you've done things that no one will ever forgive you for." "But no one is so far gone that they can't be forgiven." "That they don't have a role to play in this new world of Jordan Collier's." "I'm meant to be a part of that world." "To help bring it about." "And so are you." "Colin?" "Colin?" "You're a hard woman to find, April." "I've been looking everywhere for you." "Well, you found me, Di." "Now what are you gonna do with me?" "It wasn't terribly smart using Mom's maiden name on your credit card." "If I'd known you were gonna look for me, I'd have been more creative." "I can only imagine how pissed off you must have been when you heard I'd taken the shot." "I wasn't terribly happy about it." "You're right." "But you are my sister and I was very worried about you." "Besides, I knew you never would have taken the shot if it hadn't been for what happened between Ben and me." "Feeling a little guilty, are we?" "Well, don't." "You and Ben may be why I did it, but taking the shot was the right thing for me to do." "I've got money, clothes, a great guy, Colin, who loves me." "And a pretty great ability." "How many times a week are you and Ben having sex?" "Three." "Wait." "That's not..." "That is none of your business." "I know." "And you told me anyway." "That's my ability." "I ask a question." "You tell the truth." "Every time." "That's a pretty interesting ability." "It doesn't work on you, does it?" "You mean make me tell the truth?" "Thankfully, no." "What am I gonna do with you, April?" "What am I gonna do with you?" "Go back to Spain, Di." "Any guilt you feel about you and Ben, consider yourself absolved." "Enjoy your life." "And let me enjoy mine." "That's wonderful, Dad." "I'm so glad you're walking better." "I can't wait to see it." "Look, I have to go." "I love you too." "Garrity said you wanted to see me." "Tom." "Have you seen the doctor's final report on your nephew's recovery?" "Yes, I have." "Well, now so has D.C." "Those high levels of promicin that were found in his system?" "People are wondering where they came from." "Yeah, beats me." "Come on, Tom." "Someone walked into the hospital and gave your nephew a massive dose of promicin." "Your sister and your son were the only ones with him at the time." "Now I'm willing to dismiss Susan as a suspect." "But I think you need to have a talk with Kyle." "Excuse me, Mr. Farrell?" "Senator Lenhoff is here to see you." " Senator Lenhoff?" "Are you sure?" " She's sure." "I'm sure." "And I can see you're beginning to believe it yourself." "Roland Lenhoff." "The devil made flesh." "We need to talk." "In private." "Senator, if you're here to try to force me to shut down the center again..." "Relax, Farrell." "I don't wanna shut this place." "Hell." "I want you to heal as many people as possible." "Which is surprising, I know." "After all, I'm the guy that passed the bill forcing all you 4400s to register your abilities." "Yeah, and you were just warming up." "I seem to remember one speech where you said that if it were up to you," " we'd be living behind barbed wire." " I knew you were gonna bring that up." "Have a seat." "Come on, sit down." "I'll admit I have been waging a kind of war against you." "Trouble is I just chaired a committee which is about to issue a 1600-page report which states, in no uncertain terms, that I'm losing that war and you are winning it." "Promicin isn't going away." "Jordan Collier made damn sure of that." "If you're to sign terms of surrender, I could have some drawn up." "Who's talking about surrender?" "I fought in Nam." "I have the medals to prove it." "And last year I took my wife on vacation to Saigon." "I figure if I can make my peace with Charlie," "I can make my peace with you." "They're holding a special election to fill a vacant seat on the Seattle City Council." "I want you to run for it." "City council." "Senator, I'm not a politician." "The hell you're not." "You stepped into the spotlight when you reopened the Center." "I want you to leverage some of the good work that you've been doing here into something more." "You're the alternative we need to Collier and his promicin-pushing radicals." "You can walk the middle path that will unite both 4400s and non-4400s." "And this middle path?" "You're planning on walking it with me?" "Right down the center." "Probably lose any chance of re-election." "My anti-4400 colleagues will see to that." "But it's what the country needs." "What the world needs." "So, what do you say, Farrell?" "Are you ready to dance with the devil?" "I mean, you should've seen that hotel suite." "It must have run at 6 or $700 a night." "The dress, the shoes, moving around from city to city." "This ability of hers, however she's using it, she's just gonna get herself into trouble." "What are you smiling about?" "Diana, come on." "April's alive." "The shot didn't kill her." "She's not even living on the street." "Hey, she's even involved with a guy." "This is a win." "This doesn't feel like a win." "She's gonna screw up." "NTAC are gonna get ahold of her." "Then what?" "Diana, look, listen to me." "Come here for a second." "You traveled 6,000 miles to find your sister, right?" "You offered her help." "She refused." "It's over." "And now we can move back to Spain." "I guess we can." " You guess?" " No, I mean..." "I mean, we will." "It will take a little time." " I mean, the whole work thing." " Come on." "It's not that complicated." "All you gotta do is go in there." "Turn in your gun and your badge and we're on a plane by tomorrow." "I can't just do that." "Not to Tom, to Meghan." "You just give me a week or so and then we're out of here." " We'll tell Maia tonight." " Yeah." "As soon as we get home." "You sure you don't want me to go with you to pick up the money?" "No, you'll just freak the guy out." "Barton knows you put some kind of whammy on him, right?" " Babe, what's the matter?" " Nothing." "Thinking about your sister?" "I just can't believe she came all that way to look for me." "I didn't think she cared enough." "April, she's a judgmental bitch and I say good riddance." "All right?" "Besides, you don't need her anymore." "You've got me." " Yeah." " Yeah." "So, what do you say we meet in the bar a little after 7 for a celebratory cocktail?" " Okay." " Okay." "Hey, where are we off to next?" "Figured we'd go crash my brother in South Beach." "He just moved there from Phoenix." "Jeff says there's money to be made in Miami." "People there are holding on to all kinds of dirty little secrets." "Dirty little secrets." "Kyle." "You got a minute, buddy?" "Not really." "I'm meeting some friends." "It's about Shawn." "What about him?" "The way he woke up from his coma, with all that promicin in him..." "People are starting to wonder if you had something to do with it." "By people, do you mean NTAC?" "What exactly are you accusing me of, Dad?" "I'm not accusing you of anything." "I am asking you." "The day at the hospital, did you give your cousin a shot of promicin?" "No, I didn't." "Kyle, listen to me." "If you're involved in something..." " In what?" " I don't know." "The last few nights" " you haven't come home." " Dad, I am 23 years old." "I know that." "Kyle, if you're holding anything back, please, tell me now." "I got nothing to say." "Except I'm glad Shawn's up and about." "For all I know, whatever Isabelle zapped him with, it wore off." "Or not." "I guess we'll never know the truth, will we?" "We all got to get used to that." "Can I go now?" "Kyle..." "This is Colin." "Leave a message." "Colin?" "Babe?" "It's Colin." "He's been shot." "There was so much blood." "Maia, will you go to bed now, please, sweetie." "Help me, Di." "Please help me." "April, did you honestly believe that this guy Barton was just going to hand you over $60,000?" "He seemed like such an easy mark." "And it's always worked before." "Oh, my God, so that's how you've been using your ability." " To blackmail people." " Oh, God." "Don't start lecturing me on right and wrong." " No, it's a little late for that." " Yeah." "It is." " So save your breath." " All right, ladies." "Let's calm down." "Let's just stay calm, okay?" "Focus on what's important right now." "Barton." "He did it, right?" "He killed Colin?" "Well, I would say he's our number one suspect." "But this sum, $300,000, that Anexxo is paying out in bribe money," "Barton didn't happen to mention where it was going?" "Does it matter?" "Colin, the way he looked lying there on the floor..." "The hotel suite was in Colin's name, right?" "Yeah." "Or one of his names." "He used a couple." "Okay." "And when they find the body, there's nothing there to connect you to it, is there?" "I don't think so." "Ben, will you stay here?" " Yes." " I'm gonna drive April to a motel, or somewhere away from here and away from Maia." "I'm sorry." "You'll have to stay there until we figure this out." "Di." "Are you gonna turn me in?" "We'll just have to make this up as we go along." "So I can count on you, right?" "If my dad asks you, and he probably will..." "Kyle, I'm not gonna tell your dad that you gave me a promicin shot, okay?" "It's hard, you know?" "I mean, I love the guy so much, but the things I'm doing, he just wouldn't understand." "I get it, Kyle." "I really do." "It's just I've got all of this other stuff I'm dealing with." "Oh, yeah." "Well, if you mean Isabelle Tyler," "I don't think you have to worry about." "She's probably gone from Seattle." "Oh, that's good to know." "I'll fire the extra security I had on." "Anyway, I wasn't talking about her." "This is gonna sound weird." "Roland Lenhoff wants me to run for a seat on the city council." "The guy behind the Dinstman-Lenhoff bill?" "He sees it as a "if you can't beat them, work with them" kind of thing." "And he knows he can't beat us." "That's great, Shawn." "You said yes." "Right?" " I'm thinking about it." " You have to do this." "You get elected, that puts a 4400 into the mainstream." "They'll have to start taking us seriously." "Who knows, man." "You could become mayor, maybe even governor." "Just one step at a time." "I don't even know if I can get elected" " to city council." " You heal people with your hands." "Show me an opponent who can beat that." "Do you wanna be my campaign manager?" "No." " But you got my vote." " That's one." "Not a problem." "I'll have the test results back tomorrow." "What name do I log the samples under?" "No name." " If they come back promicin-positive?" " No name, Marco." "I want any paperwork handed to me and me alone." "Are we clear?" "Actually, Tom, I still have some questions." "Do me this favor, please." " But I won't ask them." " Thank you." "Hey, Marco." "They told me you were down here, Tom." " Have you got a minute?" " Yeah." "Yeah, sure." "I know my sister's made a lot of bad choices in her life but I also know that April would never have taken that shot if it weren't for me." "I understand you wanna protect your sister, Diana." "But if she knows the identity of a murderer..." "I can't be responsible for sending April to prison." "Tom, she's promicin-positive." "It's a life sentence." "You know the deal." "Besides, there's a chance that the police could get to Barton on their own." "Yeah." "And if they don't?" "What then?" "Then I'll tell the authorities everything I know." "After I've bought April a one-way ticket to Marrakesh." "April?" " April Skouris, right?" " Yeah." "I'm a friend of Colin's brother, Jeff." " Jeff?" " No, I'm Larry." "But Jeff heard about what happened, and he sent me here to get you out of Seattle." "Really?" "Well, where are we gonna go?" "My car's out back." "We're gonna go to Phoenix." " What about my clothes?" " You can get new ones, okay?" "If we hurry, we can catch the next flight." "Phoenix?" "Jeff moved to Florida." " It really doesn't matter." " Oh, my God." "Help!" "God, he's trying to kill me!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Di, I need to know what's going on." "None of this makes any sense." "Why kill Colin?" "Why come after me?" "We never got our hands on any of that money." "Well, that bribe money that Anexxo's paying out?" "They don't want anyone knowing about it." "Well, I guess it's time we have a talk with this Peter Barton guy." "Yeah." "I'm coming with you." "You want the truth, I can get it for you." "Are you sure about that?" "I mean, people beat lie detectors all the time." "Tom, do you like my sister?" "Diana?" "Yeah, sure." "She's my partner." "My friend." "Ever have a sexual fantasy about her?" "Well, once or twice." "We were working late." "Diana mentioned we were the only two people in the building..." "You can come." "Peter Barton?" "I'm Agent Baldwin." "This is Agent Skouris." "We're with NTAC." " Oh, God." "Not her." " You murdered Colin, didn't you?" "Murdered?" "No." "I wasn't even in the room when your boyfriend showed up." "The money." "It wasn't me you were trying to blackmail." "It was the corporation." "I had to warn them." "The bribe money, who did you pass it off to?" "I tell you that, I lose my job." "What was his name, Peter?" "Alex Lupone." "He's the director of Advanced Combat Systems for the Pentagon." "Ask him why Anexxo was paying Lupone." "Don't." "Just don't." "Anexxo won a contract to develop a new interceptor ballistic body armor for the military." " It was supposed to be impenetrable." " So this body armor, it was defective?" "There were some design flaws which left parts of the side and shoulders unprotected." "I was supposed to pay off Lupone to look the other way." "You interfered and it was taken out of my hands." "And who did you tell about Colin and April?" "Donald Mitchell." "He sits on our Board of Directors." "He called me personally to handle the payoff." "Flew me out here on Anexxo's dime." "Where can we find Mitchell?" "He's staying at the Dorchester Hotel." "I didn't know anyone was gonna die." "I don't like standing up here and calling Roland Lenhoff a liar." "But the truth is he's been one for 40 years." "He did not single-handedly hold off a platoon of Vietcong troops while his men lay wounded around him." "I know that for a fact because I was one of those men." " Turn that thing off." " That brave act was performed by Staff Sergeant Stephen..." "I guess some of my colleagues heard that you and I were meeting." "They didn't waste any time letting me know they weren't real happy about it." "Senator," "I have to ask." " Did you falsify your war record?" " No, I did not." "That fellow who gave that little speech, I saved his life that day." "They must have paid him a lot of money to get him to lie like that." "Well, I guess if what he says isn't true," " then it doesn't really matter." " It doesn't have to be true." "It's on the television." "I can tough this out." "The question is, can you?" "Because they're gonna be giving you the same kind of treatment." "If not worse." "Well, people have been telling lies about me ever since we came back in that ball of light, so..." "Does that mean you'll run for city council?" "That means I'm gonna run and I'm gonna win." "That's what I wanted to hear." "I knew I'd picked myself the right man." "So, what happens now?" "The first thing you gotta do is let people know where you stand." "That means telling the world you're against Jordan Collier and everything that he's been doing." "You wanna win this election, then Jordan Collier is the enemy." "Your enemy." " Hey, Kyle." " Hey." "How's it coming?" "I'm trying to decipher these coded pages but I'm not a cryptographer." "Can I have a look?" "I may have lost my abilities but I did read the encyclopedia from A to Z." "And you remember all of it?" "Yeah, pretty much." "How are you with puzzles?" "Well, I guess we'll see." "But you did say you brought me here for a reason, right?" "That I'm part of all of this." "So maybe this is my chance to prove it." "I don't care what Peter Barton claims." "Anexxo doesn't bribe government officials." "That's not the way we conduct business." "Mr. Mitchell, did you authorize the payment of $300,000 to Alex Lupone?" "I did not." "We never paid Alex Lupone a penny." "Now, if you'll excuse me," "I have an $80-Kobe beef filet growing cold on the plate." "Then what was the money for?" "It was a down payment." "A down payment for what?" "To have Alex Lupone murdered." "I didn't mean that." "L..." "I don't know why I'd say such a thing." "Why have Lupone killed?" "I'm not answering any more questions." "Was it because you were selling the military defective body armor?" "Lupone would have exposed us." "We had no choice." " I'm calling my lawyer." " No." "Not until you cancel the hit on Lupone." "I don't know what you're talking about." "How do we reach Lupone?" " What is his phone number?" " There isn't one." "He's on vacation in the Brazilian jungle." "The men we hired are already down there." "I have no way of contacting them." "Is this really necessary?" "Absolutely, it is." "So, what do we do now?" "Well, we'll get in touch with the Brazilian authorities and hope that they can get in touch with Lupone first." "But in the meantime, I'm gonna need you to come into NTAC and make sure that Mitchell repeats his confession for the record." "I can't do that." "I walk into NTAC, I don't come out." "No, I'll speak to Meghan, explain the circumstances." "What if that doesn't work?" "I can't take that chance." "Without some coaxing from your ability," "Mitchell is gonna deny everything he just told us." "He's gonna get away with murder." "Get away with Colin's murder." "Do you want that?" "Look, I can't do that." "I'm sorry." "April, you've been running away your entire life." "From your family, from school, from responsibility." "And I don't know, maybe I'm..." "Maybe I'm to blame for that." "Maybe I pushed you away." "Maybe..." "Maybe I wasn't there for you." "I don't know, but this time..." "This time you can't run away." "Watch me." "All right, time to get to the tough questions." "Do you think the average citizen is ready to vote for a 4400?" "Well, I'm hoping so, being there's a lot more non-4400s out there than people with abilities." "But more people are taking the shot all the time." "How do you feel about that?" "Do you agree with Jordan Collier's decision to hand out promicin to anybody who wants it?" "No, I don't." "Half of those people are gonna die." "Thousands already have." "Are you calling Jordan Collier a mass murderer?" "I think that Jordan should have waited until the odds of survival were better than fifty-fifty." "A lot better than fifty-fifty." "If he wanted to change the world, there were safer ways of doing so." "Like running for city council?" "Well, that's a start anyway." "April, it's me." " Go away." " Not until we talk." " Now just let me in." " No." "Come on." "Open up." "So where do you go now?" "I really hadn't thought that far ahead." "I never do, do I?" "Maybe this time you should." "Do you wanna hear something funny?" "I thought when I got this ability, it would change my life." "And it did." "It changed my circumstances anyway." "I got better clothes." "I eat in better restaurants." "Fly first class for the first time in my life." "But it didn't change me." "Well, no ability is gonna do that." "You have to change yourself." "And you can." "How?" "By marching into NTAC?" "That would be brave." "Except I'm not brave, am I?" "Another one of my many faults." "April it's not too late." "You can still be the person that you wanna be." "Look, I..." "I can't say that I approve of what you've been up to." "But you did say that you loved this guy Colin." "And if you did, if that's true then you have to speak up for him." "And only you can do that." "The man is guilty of multiple felonies." "And he's threatening to sue us?" "Mitchell's claiming harassment, intimidation." "Oh, and false arrest." "Anexxo's lawyers have the muscle to make a case like this stick." "Come on, Meghan." "He's responsible for one murder we know of." "He plotted two others." "His corporation is trying to defraud the U.S. Government." " We're just gonna let him walk?" " Tom, tell me this guy deserves to be locked up and I'll believe you." "But I need more than your word." "I need that woman, the one that got his initial confession." "I know she's promicin-positive but you need to convince her to come forward." "I don't think that's gonna happen." "There's no way we're gonna get an indictment against Mitchell." "Not without proof." "Oh, I have the proof you need right here." "Shawn." "Hey, Kyle." " Everything all right?" " No, it's not." "I'm driving in my car." "I turn on the radio." "You tell the world that Jordan Collier is a mass murderer." "That is not what I said." "I said that he was wrong to hand out promicin." " And that's what I believe." " Everything that you are, this building you're standing in, you owe it to Jordan." "You're willing to betray him for votes?" "Hey, I built this place just as much as Jordan." "He used my healing abilities to raise money for it." "He used me for a lot of things." "Not anymore." "I'm my own man now." "I make my own choices." "Well, you're off to a great start." "You're not only betraying Jordan, you're betraying yourself." "You're a traitor, Shawn." "Don't you see that?" "Don't you see that?" "Traitor." "How long has it been?" "Since the last time you asked?" "About ten minutes." "Since your sister's been in there with Mitchell?" "About two hours." "Mitchell's been with Anexxo for what, 14 years?" "Lmagine the secrets he's saved up." "We could be here all night." "We got a signed confession." "Whether it holds up in court remains to be seen, but we've got enough against him, at least a couple of these charges should stick." " And April?" " I'm sorry, Diana." "We have to take her into custody." "It's okay, Di." "Everything's okay." "I didn't think they'd go for it either, but..." "You must have been pretty convincing." "Excuse me." "Sorry to interrupt but I have been up all night." "What we're doing to April just isn't fair." "She didn't have to come forward." "Mitchell could be a free man right now instead of having his picture plastered over the papers." "But she did the right thing." "For that, we're locking her up?" "We need to offer her some kind of amnesty, not punish her." "Skouris." "We're not punishing her." "We're hiring her." "According to Meghan, NTAC, the Attorney General's Office, the FBI, they're all fighting over who gets me when." "And all I have to do is ask people questions." "It's not always gonna be at a bar over drinks." "Some of the people that you meet and the questions you have to ask, some of the answers you're gonna hear can get pretty ugly." "Meghan was pretty upfront about that." "Still, it's gotta be better than prison." "I must say the perks are pretty good." "I get an apartment." "A nice salary." "Health insurance." "Even a clothing allowance." "And let's not forget Eric and Ralph." "Or is it Ralph and Eric?" "I'm sure you'll figure it out." "Their job is to make sure I show up wherever I need to be." "Knowing me, it won't be as easy as it sounds." "You think I'm gonna screw this up, don't you?" "April, maybe the question you should be asking me is if I want you to succeed." "And the answer is a definite yes." "Well, I'll try not to let either one of us down." "And I promise to call or e-mail and let you know how I'm doing." "So when are you leaving?" "You know, for Spain, or wherever you guys decide." "I'm not leaving." "I'm staying right here in Seattle." "Did I just say that?" "Does Ben know?" "No, I hadn't realized it until just now." "You're gonna have to tell him." "I'm really happy for the both of you." "I really am." "But we are not leaving this table until we make a decision." "Are we living in France or Spain?" "Neither." "Diana?" "Don't hate me, Ben." "Please." "Oh, God." "I quit work." "I went to Spain." "I tried." "I really tried." "But I belong here." "You know, with Tom and with NTAC and the search for Collier." "I'm a part of that." "My daughter's a part of that." "And now my sister is too." "So, what happens to us?" "Go back to our own lives?" "Back to our work?" "What, see each other a few days a month?" "For now." "We could have so much more, Diana." "Maia said that we get married." "And Maia's never wrong." "Well, I hope not." "Me too." "The lab report you asked for." "The one and only copy." "Samples came back positive for promicin." "Someone's definitely walking around with an ability." "Thanks, Marco." ""When the chosen have taken the elixir and proved their faith in the messiah, then all will follow in their wake." "Only then will the father reveal his true face, and paradise and the world will be as one. "" "I think that's a pretty accurate translation." "The elixir, that's gotta be promicin." "And we know Collier's supposed to be the messiah." "And the father?" "I don't know." "God, I guess." " But who are the chosen?" " Flip the page." "A list of names." "Yeah, 200 in all." "And most of them you'll recognize." "Politicians, scientists, athletes..." "These people, they're all alive today." "This book was written 85 years ago." "I know." "All right, so all these people have to take the shot?" "And that's supposed to influence more and more people to do the same, right?" "Until what?" "Everyone has an ability?" "Well, those who survive anyway." "And that's when God's supposed to show up." "I think you'd better look at the last name." "My dad?" " He has to take the shot?" " If you believe in the prophecy." "And some kind of paradise on earth led by Jordan Collier." "Then yeah, your dad has to take promicin."

"[ Gunshot, birds take flight ]" "Damn pests." "Aah!" "Jack?" "I'm here, darling, I'm here." "It's all right, Susan." "I just stumbled, that's all." "[ Gunshot in distance ]" "You shouldn't be out here." "You know what Dr. Bernard said." "So soon after the operation." "Yes, I know what Dr. Bernard said -- stay inside, get plenty of sleep." "Well, that may be good advice for a tortoise, Susan... but not for " "Oh, damn this infernal ulcer." "Darling, you're still weak." "It'll mend itself." "It just takes time." "You've just got to learn to be patient." "[ Bird caws ]" "What is it?" "[ Cawing ]" "Susan?" "[ Cawing ]" "It's up there again." "That face!" "[ Cawing ]" "[ Cawing grows louder ]" "[ Susan groans ]" "You heard it that time, Jack." "Don't tell me you didn't hear it." "That mad, horrible cackling." "She was up there -- up there like before!" "Laughing!" "Well, this is it." "What was his name again?" "Naughton -- Samuel James Naughton." "Welcome to my hotel." "This is the greatest day of my life." "Let me take your bags." "Thank you, M. Naughton." "We received your letter this morning, and as you see, we came straight here." "I've got two of my best rooms all ready and waiting for you, gentlemen." "Thank you, M. Naughton." "Now, in your letter you stated that three farm workers have been poisoned, the syringe of the doctor has gone missing, and that it is only I, Hercule Poirot, who can solve the mystery." "That's right, sir -- but there's plenty of time." "How about a nice pot of tea first?" "Oh, that's very kind." "You don't do sandwiches at all, do you?" "M. Naughton, in a matter of murder, there is never the time to lose." "The facts of this case, if you please?" "Right you are, sir -- it's all here." "The first 200 pages anyway." ""The Needle in the Haystack," "A new murder mystery by Clarissa Naughton."" "I use a woman's name." "Seems to help them sell better." "It's a corker of a plot, only I've got myself into a bit of a stew with the ending." "So I thought, I'll drop him a line." "Perhaps he'll come and sort it out for me." "So I said to my wife, you can but ask." "And blow me down, here you are." "I did mention it was a book in the letter." "POIROT:" "Oh, Hastings." "Mon Dieu!" "125 miles, Hastings, we come on a wild gooseberry hunt." "And now we have missed our last train and we cannot leave until the morning." "Just... sacre!" "Cheer up, Poirot." "Plenty of things to do to while away the " "I say!" "That looks like fun." "Come on, Poirot." "Genuine death masks of local murderers." "I say, this is interesting." "Apparently, they got them by taking actual wax impressions of the killers' faces after their execution." "Pretty grisly stuff, eh?" "Well, I find it most curious, Hastings -- this English passion for perusing a collection of the glorified scarecrows." "So far, I have not seen one likeness that is truly accurate." "Hastings." "MAN:" "I'm sorry, sir, we're just closing, I'll have to ask you to leave." "Are you coming, Hastings?" "Locking up time, I'm afraid." " Yes, but " " This way, please, sir." "Sir?" "Never quite as realistic in the flesh, somehow, are they?" "MAN:" "Any pain there?" "No." "Well, I don't think there's any serious damage, but for goodness sake, be more careful, Jonathan!" "You know, these things can perforate." "And it's not just a question of diet." "Any stress or exertion is strictly taboo." "Instances of post-operative erosion can " "All right, thank you, Geoffrey, here endeth the lesson." "Now, why don't you join us for dinner?" "Ah!" "Will you be wanting a table in the restaurant at all?" "We do stop serving at 9:00." "Thanks." "I'm actually here to see some friends." "I'll be dining with them tonight, up at Marsdon Manor." "Oh, yes, I know it, sir." "Well, have a good evening." "Ah, Mr. Poirot!" "You worked it all out now, my whodunit?" "No, M. Naughton," "I did not give another thought to your whodunit." "The brain of Hercule Poirot is like a finely tuned engine of a motorcar." "It does not run on the cheap, low-grade fuel." "Not to worry." "Give you something to read in bed." "I'll just get your keys for you." "Oh, someone just back from Africa?" "Kenya, actually." "Just a small present for someone." "If you'll excuse me." "Monsieur." "Ah, thank you." "I picked it up in one of the markets." "It was rather well done." "Something another artist would appreciate." "And it's actually supposed to be some sort of talisman." "You know, evil spirits of the departed, all that hokum." "I'm sorry, have I said something?" "Oh, Andrew -- I don't think you've met" "Geoffrey Bernard, my medic." "And this is Captain Black, an old family friend, just over from East Africa." "Oh, really?" "Where were you stationed?" "In Kenya, near Lake Victoria." "Shall we go in, darling?" "Doctor?" "Oh, I have a cousin in Nairobi." "Ah, we are just about to have dinner, Miss Rawlinson." "Won't you join us?" "Thank you, Mr. Maltravers." "The books are still in a bit of a mess, I'm afraid." "Well, perhaps you could join us later." "SUSAN:" "It's as though she's mocking me." "And then, just as suddenly, it stops." "As if I completely imagined it all." "So, let me get this clear." "What you're saying is, out there in the garden, there's the ghost of a dead girl, up in a tree." "Well, the story is that 50 or so years ago, a young, teenaged girl killed herself here in these grounds." "She'd been jilted by a lover or some such thing." "Anyway, she climbed to the top of that massive cedar out there, and threw herself off." "And over the years, people in the village..." "Well, you know how these superstitions take root." "In my experience of these cases, a lot of it is auto-suggestive." "People believe that they've witnessed some sort of paranormal " "Dr. Bernard, I know what I saw." "[ Birds calling ]" "Uh, I'm just off to the bank now, then." "I'll see you later." "Danvers." "Chilly morning." "Morning, sir." "[ Car starts ]" "REPORTER:" "Finally, throughout the United Kingdom, preparations are nearing completion for the national civil defense exercise called by His Majesty's government for this Wednesday." "The prime minister..." "Ah, Poirot." "Sleep well?" "Like a top, Hastings." "I am turning and spinning all of the night." "And then, at 3:00 in the morning, hé Ià, the ultimate desperation." "Ah, M. Naughton." "This really is incroyable." "There is such a tangle of the confused threads," "I admit surrender." "Everyone has the alibi that is unbreakable." "Who could possibly have committed the murders?" "I know, that's what stumped me." "I seem to have backed myself into a corner this time, and I can't get out." "Not to worry." "Was the accommodation all right?" "No, M. Naughton." "The accommodation was all wrong." "Oh." "The duck-feather pillows -- it feels as if the ducks are still in them." "Looks as if Captain Black didn't enjoy his stay much either." "Comment?" "Booked in for a full week last night, paid up in advance." "And now this morning, he's gone." "Perhaps he was frightened away by ghosts." "Now, then, breakfast." "How about a nice kipper?" "They're fresh today." "My tisane, two slices of bread, toasted on one side only, if you please." "Ghosts, did you say?" "Well, yes, haunted house, Marsdon Manor, where he went last night." "They say it's full of them." "You have seen them yourself?" "Well, no, not personally I haven't, of course." "How do you know they are fresh?" "Sorry?" "The kippers." "Oh, yes, sir." "Oh, they're fresh, all right." "We get them delivered twice a week from Grimsby." "So, it is the place of the untold evil." "Crawling with the spirits of the living dead." "Grimsby?" "Marsdon Manor." "POIROT:" "M. Naughton, my breakfast if you please." "We both have the urgent train to catch." "Is Mr. Maltravers still outside?" "I need to have a word with him." "I suppose he must be." "Is it 11:00 already?" "He's usually come in for his pills by now." "Madame!" "It's Mr. Maltravers." "I think you'd better come, quick." "[ Bell ringing ]" "Come on, move along!" "What is it now?" "MAN:" "It's an emergency!" "Shift yourself." "[ Scoffs ]" "Allez, allez." "Don't you come that, matey." "You just move back." "Hold on." "Isn't that Hercule Poirot?" "Right on our doorstep." "DANVERS:" "Nothing's been touched, sir." "That's just how I found him." "Thank you." "The doctor warned us all it could happen." "That wretched ulcer could rupture, cause internal bleeding." "He must have choked on the blood." "If only he'd listened, taken a little advice." "Fate can be so cruel at times." "M. Danvers... you say that you discovered the body at 11:00." "Now, before this, when was the last time that you saw him alive, your employer?" "About half past 9:00." "He just plonked himself on the old stone seat by the hedge." "He often went there for a little snooze after breakfast." "The stone seat." "His poor, young wife." "So heartbreaking." "They hadn't even been married two years." "Met at one of them society parties up in London." "Real whirlwind romance." "If ever two people were in love." "And the other lady?" "Miss Rawlinson?" "Oh, she goes back a lot longer." "She'd been his secretary, oh, must have been 20 years." "Well, "secretary" -- she practically ran his affairs for him." "He wasn't the most organized of gentlemen." "Terrible sight, though." "There's something about that look in his eyes." "Almost as if he'd seen a ghost." "Yes." "Come along, my dear, take one of these." "POIROT:" "Eh bien, regardons, regardons." "Ah, voilà." "What've you found?" "What I was looking for." " I don't see anything -- - [ Crunch ]" "Oh, look at that." "Un moment, un moment." "Qu'est-ce que c'est?" "Ah, there are more." "[ Bird caws ]" "Looking puzzled, Poirot?" "Can't see your problem." "Poor chap had a stomach condition." "You heard what the ambulance man said, internal hemorrhage." "Plain as day, caused him to choke to death." "Mais certainement, Hastings, that is the conclusion most obvious." "But perhaps it is too obvious." "You noticed, of course, the faint ridges in the grass." "Ridges?" "And you cannot have failed to notice the mud across the back of his shoes." "You put those two facts together, Hastings, and you'll reach the conclusion that is most disturbing." "The body of the dead man was dragged physically from the stone seat to the foot of the tree." "HASTINGS:" "Good lord." "I think it is time that we telephone the Chief Inspector Japp at Scotland Yard." "SUSAN:" "We were in the south of France, two months ago." "That's when it got really bad." "We had to cut short our holiday, rush back so they could operate." "They said, so long as he rested, took things easy, there was every chance he'd make a full recovery." "But you couldn't keep Jack indoors like that, all day long." "He'd suffocate, go mad." "My dear, do you think it's w" "It was her!" "I know it." "She killed him." ""She," Mme. Maltravers?" "I think it would be best if you all left now." "She's still in a state of shock." "Up there, in the tree." "That awful, laughing woman." "That's what he saw." "That's what... frightened him to death." "[ Birds cawing ]" "JAPP:" "Life insurance policy, Poirot." "£50,000!" "That is indeed a great amount of money, Chief Inspector." "Ask yourself, Poirot... man insures his life for a hefty sum like this." "His health takes a sudden turn for the worse." "He becomes a burden on his poor young wife." "He might decide life's not worth living anymore." "He's more use to her dead than alive." "Suicide?" "Hmm!" "Insurance fraud!" "It's certainly worth considering." "Well, the boys from the insurance company have been doing their homework, and it seems that our Mr. Maltravers' business affairs have been going through rather a sticky patch of late." "As things stood when he died, he was on the verge of bankruptcy." "No, no, no, no, no, merci." "Now, that would give him a pretty powerful motive to engineer his own death, pay off his debts, and make sure Mrs. Maltravers was left well provided for." "POIROT:" "Tell me, Chief Inspector Japp, how is M. Maltravers supposed to have taken his life, when there are no signs of the violence, no injuries of any kind on the outside, and there is no poison" "that can fill the mouth of a man with the blood?" "Well, presumably, the postmortem will tell us if it was the ulcer." "JAPP:" "Yes, that'll take a couple of days yet." "We've got to get a pathologist over from Norwich." "Of course, we mustn't forget Captain Black." "Now, he left in a bit of a hurry." "I hope you've got your lads on the lookout for him," "Chief Inspector." "Yes, we circulated a full description to all the major seaports." "Although, of course, it's not really the " "You seem to know a lot about all this, sir." "Crime and detection, Chief inspector, are a special hobby of mine, as Mr. Poirot here will tell you." "Now, I've drawn up a little list of the principal suspects which I think you'll find very useful." "Thank you." "M. Naughton, perhaps you would oblige us with a little more of your most illustrious applesauce." "Certainly!" "POIROT:" "Thank you." "So, what do you reckon, then?" "If it wasn't suicide, and it wasn't natural causes?" "Surely, you don't believe all this hogwash about ghosts and haunted trees." "I believe, mon ami, that there is at work here some great evil." "In what shape or form, we shall soon discover." "POIROT:" "Sometimes, they walk in their sleep, no?" "And like the misdeeds of the past, they return to haunt us." "You think I'm mad..." "out of my mind." "What I said before " "No, no, no, Mme. Maltravers." "Like you, I also believe that there was, in the garden, something... that struck the terror into the heart of your poor husband." "It wasn't only the garden, Mr. Poirot." "There was something else." "A couple of weeks ago, we were just getting ready to go to bed." "Jack was in the bathroom." "I'd just taken my sleeping pill." "I turned to the mirror to brush my hair, and..." "[ Screams ]" "It was her blood!" "I know it was her blood." "Tell me, madame... when your husband went for his walk in the garden, you observed him from the window?" "I saw him go out." "Then he disappeared from my view round the other side of the house." "I was working on a watercolor at the south lawns." "And he used to go and sit in front of the old yew hedge." "On the west side of the house?" "Mm." "And the secretary to your husband, Mlle. Rawlinson?" "Uh, she went to the bank, at about 9:30, and returned at 11:00." "I'd just finished my painting." "I think I was just washing the brushes through when she came back in and asked to see Jack." "That's when Danvers came running across the lawn." "I'm sorry, Mr. Poirot." " I'm sorry." " Madame?" "WOMAN:" "National civil defense day." "Is it an emergency?" "The doctor does have rather a lot of house calls later this morning." "S'il vous plaît, madame, say to him it is Hercule Poirot." "I think that he will see me." "Doctor?" "There's a gentleman outside suffering from "erkul poirot."" "He seems to think it's quite serious." "Oh!" "Yes, thank you, Margaret." "Show him through." "Thank you." " Mr. Poirot." " Monsieur le docteur." "I would like to introduce you, if I may, to my associate," "Captain Hastings." "How do you do?" "For the children." "Help yourself." "Oh!" "Thank you." "Dr. Bernard, in your expert opinion, how dangerous was it, the stomach condition of M. Maltravers?" "I'm afraid I'm not in the fortune-telling business," "Mr. Poirot." "Of course, we all knew there was a risk of complications." "There always is." "But he was a very hardy type, Jonathan." "Very strong constitution." "Shouldn't have had any problems." "He really shouldn't." "Ah, what do I know?" "45 years' medical experience, sometimes doesn't amount to a jot in the end." "You'll rot your teeth, you know." "Do you also prescribe the drugs for Mme. Maltravers?" "Oh, yes, from time to time." "Sleeping pills, that sort of thing." "She frequently " "That's odd." "Something is wrong, Dr. Bernard?" "Chloroform." "Five fluid ounce bottle." "It's gone." "[ Telephone rings ]" "Hello, Mast" "Oh, Mr. Poirot." "No, I'm afraid she isn't." "She went into town, to the civil defense meeting at the parish hall." "About an hour ago." "The civil defense meeting." "Come, Hastings." "The time may be of the essence!" "Excuse me, madame, excuse me, could you tell me please, where is the parish hall?" "Merci." "Vite, mon ami!" "Hastings." "[ Woman speaking ]" "WOMAN:" "Noxious gases." "In the event of a sudden emergency, make sure the mask is secured by fastening the strap" "of the back " "POIROT:" "Ahem." "Um..." "Excuse me, madame." "Mme. Maltravers, are you here?" "Mme. Maltravers!" "The gas mask, quick, remove it at once!" "Excuse me, excuse me." "Clear the way, please!" "Clear the way, please." "Excuse me, excuse me, please." "Excuse me, excuse me." "Some smelling salts or some brandy." "And fetch at once the doctor." "Captain Black!" "POIROT:" "Quick, Hastings!" "He must not leave!" "In a bit of a rush, aren't we, sir?" "It's all right, madame." "It is all right." "[ Sniffs ]" "Sir?" "Hastings, I think it would be wise for you to travel back with Mme. Maltravers until she is quite recovered from this ordeal." "Oh, yes, of course." " Madame." " Thank you." "HASTINGS:" "See you back at the hotel." "Oui." "Why did you try and run away back there, Captain Black?" "I wasn't running away." "I was running downstairs to see if I could help." "I didn't fill this blasted thing with poison." "My God," "I wouldn't harm so much as a hair of her head." "I've done nothing wrong." "Well, in that case, perhaps you'd like to tell us why you vanished like a ghost on the morning Mr. Maltravers' death, where you've been for the last 24 hours, and how you came to turn up again here today" "as an attempt was being made on his poor young widow's life?" "[ Door creaks open ]" "Captain Black." "If you will not answer the questions of the Chief Inspector Japp, perhaps you will answer one of mine." "How long have you been in love with Mme. Maltravers?" "This is preposterous!" "Now, come, come, come, come, monsieur." "The truth, if you please." "How could I stay here?" "How could I stay when every second was agony for me?" "Seeing the two of them like that." "I thought I'd managed to get over it." "But when I saw her again, I knew it was no good." "I was just so ashamed of my feelings." "I caught the train back to Tilbury next morning, planning to return to East Africa and put it all behind me." "Then when I read of his death in the newspaper, naturally, I had to come back." "Yes, of course..." "the newspaper!" "Tell me, Captain Black." "The night you arrived in the hotel, you had with you a parcel, is that not so, wrapped in the newspaper?" "Yes, it was an African carving, a kind of talisman that I picked up while traveling in Kenya." "POIROT:" "Yes, and you said, as I now recall, it was a present for someone?" "For Susan, and that's right." "I'm afraid it might have unnerved her rather." "She's slightly superstitious about that kind of thing." "Is this relevant, Poirot?" "Relevant, Chief Inspector?" "Yes, for we have now found the key" "to the death of M. Jonathan Maltravers." "The colors really are delightful, I must say." "You really have a special talent, Mrs. Maltravers." "Thank you." "HASTINGS:" "Look, are you sure you're all right now?" "It's been such a ghastly ordeal." "Some rest and quiet, I think, is what she needs the most." "She's in safe hands, aren't you, my dear?" "SUSAN:" "Captain Hastings!" "I'd like you to have this, for all your help today." "I say, that's awfully kind of you." "Are you sure?" "I can't stand another night of it -- on my own in the house with her." "HASTINGS:" "Miss Rawlinson?" "I don't understand." "SUSAN:" "There was something between them, once upon a time." "Years before I met him." "Of course it was all over as far as Jack was concerned, but I don't know." "With all this, I just don't know anymore." "All of a sudden, she scares me." "I see." "Come back and have dinner with us tonight, please?" "You and Mr. Poirot." "I'd just feel safer." "So, what's happened?" "Have they arrested Captain Black?" "The fog, it begins to clear, Hastings." "But there are yet many questions that remain unanswered." "So, I come here for the early lunch." "The Salade Niçoise will prove most nourishing for the little gray cells." "So, what have you found out?" "Was Maltravers murdered or not?" "Oh, yes, Hastings, he was murdered most cruelly and in the cold blood." "What about Mrs. Maltravers?" "I wonder who put the chloroform in her gas mask." "Ah, yes, the mask." "How is Mme. Maltravers now?" "She is quite recovered from her ordeal?" "Yes, sort of." "Actually, she's asked us both out there to dinner tonight." "To the manor." "She still seems to be worried about that secretary, Miss " "POIROT:" "Hastings, is this not the picture painted by Mme. Maltravers on the morning of the tragedy?" "Yes." "My worst suspicions are now confirmed." "Regarde, Hastings -- it is all here." "This picture tells the whole story." "You do not see?" "Sorry, Poirot." "Just looks like a painting of the garden to me." "POIROT:" "The eggs." "Yes, the broken eggs." "It must have been there." "Ah, why did I not see before?" "Mr. Poirot?" "Inspector Japp on the phone, from the local police headquarters." "Sounds as if the plot's thickening." "JAPP:" "Ah, Poirot." "Thought you might be interested to hear the rather startling results of that postmortem." "According to this, what actually killed" "Jonathan Maltravers was " "Now, how the devil did you know that?" "We have not a moment to waste, Chief Inspector." "Tell me, do you still have stationed at the manor house the constable outside in the garden?" "Bon." "Then listen to me carefully." "You must give to him the following instructions." "Incidentally, M. Naughton, the killer is the explorer who is bed-ridden." " Really?" " Mais oui." "He fires into the fruitcake a poison dart from his window upstairs." "Good lord, I think you may have solved it for me!" "And you, my friend, can repay with a small service for me." "Susan, I..." "I'm so sorry about..." "I had to come back." "Do you understand?" "It was very sweet of you, Captain." "Seems to be blowing up a bit of a gale out there." "Maybe, Hastings, the strong gales, they are to be expected at this time of year." "Strong enough to waken the dead." "[ Poirot yelps ]" "No, no, no, madame, seat yourself, please." "Please be seated." "It is nothing." "Voilà." "SUSAN:" "Oh, my God." "My God, what's happening?" "POIROT:" "It is the wind, madame." "Nothing more." "No." "No, those doors were locked." "I locked them both before dinner." "I distinctly remem" "[ Gasps, screams ]" "Be still, Mme. Maltravers." "Jack?" "Oh, my God." "No." "No, it can't be." "Madame, your hand, it is bleeding." "No!" "No, Mr. Poirot..." "Jack's blood." "My husband's blood is on my hands." "Because..." "I killed him." "Lights, Hastings." "HASTINGS:" "Lights, Chief Inspector." "POIROT:" "You have heard enough, Chief inspector Japp?" "I am afraid it's all over, Mrs. Maltravers." "Entre." "You performed your part most splendidly..." "M. Naughton." "I will be able to tell my grandchildren" "I helped Mr. Hercule Poirot solve one of his most baffling cases." "POIROT:" "Merci, monsieur." "JAPP:" "Right, come on, Baines, let's get her out of here." "Susan." "You did this for me?" "For you?" "[ Susan chuckles ]" "But I don't understand!" "This mask?" "A wax cast, mademoiselle, taken from the face of the deceased." "A device most macabre, huh?" "But I fear it was necessary for the success of this little masquerade." "But, the blood?" "A little red paint" "that I pressed into her hand a few seconds before." "In fact, it was the same red paint that she herself used to produce the blood on the mirror in her bedroom." "[ Screaming ]" "She put " "POIROT:" "Oh, yes." "Just as she invented the face in the cedar tree." "Of course, there was no face." "There was no laughter." "The wind paints the pictures in her leaves, and the screechings of the rook plays the tricks upon the ears." "The seeds of fear, once they are sown, begin to grow in the imagination." "[ Birds cawing ]" "But why?" "Simplement... to unsettle her husband," "to drive him to his grave." "Remember, mademoiselle, that his condition, it is still weak after the operation, yes?" "She knows that any sudden upset or shock could be most disastrous to his health." "Alors, voilà." "The insurance, it is paid out and she has got rid of the husband she had married only for his money." "Unfortunately, Mr. Maltravers turned out to be rather stronger than she had bargained for, which was why she decided on more drastic measures." "Ah, yes." "The little rook rifle." "SUSAN:" "Jack?" "POIROT:" "Mlle. Rawlinson, you are at the bank," "M. Danvers at work in another part of the garden and so she took her chance." "The rook rifle, with its tiny bullets, was the murder weapon." "Parfait." "[ Gunshot ]" "The bullet, it is embedded in the brain, and the effect, it is complete." "The internal hemorrhage, that is fatal." "For the moment, she conceals the weapon in the hedge, and in so doing, she disturbs the nest and the eggs of the black bird." "Her plan to remove it later is foiled because there was keeping watch in the garden a police constable." "The body, she then drags to the foot of the tree to make us believe he had seen something up there, which brought upon his attaque tragique." "Ah, yes, with the arrival of Hercule Poirot, she starts to panic because she knows that I suspect the murder." "And so she stages the clumsy affair with the chloroform in the gas mask, to make us believe that her own life was under threat." "All of this to divert our suspicions of the most cruel," "the most brutal murder of her poor husband." "JAPP:" "Sweet-looking girl like that." "Who'd have thought she could come up with such a grisly idea?" "Ah, but, Chief inspector, the idea did not come from her." "It came from her admirer of the most ardent," "Captain Black." "You don't mean they were both in on the whole thing?" "Oh, no, no, Hastings, the newspaper." "Someone just back from Africa?" "POIROT:" "That was wrapped around the present of Captain Black, on the front page there was a story about a farmer in East Africa who had killed himself in exactly the same manner -- with a rook rifle in the mouth." "You did not observe the headline?" "Ah, but Hercule Poirot, he sees everything, and he forgets nothing." "And what about the picture?" "POIROT:" "The shadows, Hastings." "They were all cast from the right to the left." " You do not see?" " Sorry, Poirot." "Madame!" "I think you'd better come, quick!" "POIROT:" "Now, if she had truly painted that picture in the morning before midday as she had claimed, they would have all been cast from the left to the right." "Ah!" "So, she'd already painted that picture beforehand to give herself an alibi." "C'est ça." "Well, I suppose we better be leaving, catch our train." "Oh, no, no, no, no, Chief Inspector!" "It is still early, and the exhibits here are quite remarkable, n'est-ce pas?" "To be immortalized in such a fashion unique." "Ah, quel honneur." "Now, I wonder what is around here?" "HASTINGS:" "Oh, very impressive." "JAPP:" "Quite incredible." "It's a masterpiece." "True work of art." "That's his curly hair to a T." "JAPP:" "Even got the little dimples on his cheeks." "Look, a real piece of craftsmanship, wouldn't you say?" "Ripped by HighCode"

" Come on." " It's gonna hit my head." "I'm scared." "Looks like it's clearing up." "Eric, stop." " Say mercy." " Mercy!" "That's not how you play." "You go like this." "And then you go like this." " Okay." " Yeah." "Oh, no." "Say mercy." "Say it." "Say mercy." "I'm not gonna." "No, no, no!" "Okay, mercy, mercy." " Oh!" " This place is weird." "You can say that again." "Hmm." "Bleh!" "Just imagine if you had to live in here." " Who do you think lives in here?" " Probably, nobody anymore." "There are holes in the wall." "Yeah, dude." "Whoa!" "Guys." "Oh, do you smell that?" "It stinks." " What's with the sound effects?" " Well..." "It sounds like a bird falling from the sky or something." "Yeah, it sounds like a rock, it doesn't sound like a bird." "Birds are more like this." "Well, maybe a dead bird sounds like..." "What about the last sound effect?" "That's like a missile." "Sing all the song of the song It's the song of the song of the song" "With a friend" "And the dead bird" "I'm a little black bird an awesome bird" "A little black bird" "I'm not little my friend and me" "The friend and the bird the friend and the bird" "The dead little black bird, my friend and me" "It's like in the walls there's spiders, like, all over." "Ew!" "You're getting spiders on your hand." "No." "Don't play with me." "Are you serious?" "This is nasty." "Just..." "Just spiders all over." "Oh, my God." "I'm gonna break through the wall." "Oh, God." "Oh, there's a whole bunch of spiders in there." "That's nasty." "There's, like, one right there." "Oh, watch your head." "There really is." "I killed it for you." "See, I just saved your life." "What would you do without me?" "Ian, what is that thing?" "Guys, I have to show you something." "Mercy, mercy, mercy." "Guys." "Guys." "You have to promise not to tell anybody about this." "About what?" "Oh!" "Cool, right?" "Hey, don't." "Don't." "Give me it." "Come on." "Stop!" "It's my dad's." "Give me it." "Let go." " Give me the gun." " Ian!" " Where's it?" " He's coming." "Hide it." "Hey!" "You." "Get over here." "Come here, you." "You two, stay there." "Did you take that out of my shed?" "Dad, I'm..." "Did you load it?" "Don't lie to me." "Did you load it?" "You should know better." "You fucking know you should know better." "Get lost." "Go cry in the woods." "You two, get the fuck out of here and don't say anything to anybody." "Ian!" "Justin Jones, in one minute and 13 seconds and that will make the score 15 to 13," "Kittatinny in front of high point." "Franklin Sussex Honda sports beat." "Let's take a commercial time out." "What are you doing?" "Get out." " Come on." " Come on, guys." "You got this." " Connor, put him on the ground." " Yeah." " Let's go." "Take him down." " Oh, you suck." " Come on, Colin." " Pin him." "Come on." "Pin him." " Come on." " Take him down, go on." " Take him to his back." " Colin, fight." "Let's go." "Come on." "Come on." "Get it over with." " Come on." "Hit him." " Take him down." " Oh." " Yeah." "Colin, you suck." " Who's next?" " Eric and Tristan." "Get there." "Let's go." "Oh, let's go." " Tristan, come on, man." " Come on, take him down." "Come on, Tristan." "Get it over with." "Pin him." "Stop backing off." "You gotta get out of that, you gotta get out of that..." "Oh." "Nice." " Good job, Eric." " There you go." " You all right, man?" " Yeah." " Let's go." "Nice." " What are you waiting for?" " That was a nice one." " Come on, go after it." " You gonna finish it?" " Come on, Chris." " Hi." " Hi." " How are you?" " Great." "What can I get you?" "A cheeseburger and..." " Do you have lemonade?" " Yes." " Okay, a large lemonade." " Okay." " It's $4.50." " All right." "There's $5." "Thanks." "Oh." "Hey!" "What the fuck?" "I paid for that." "I'll get you another one." "Oh." "Um, sorry." "Come on, Eric." "Eric, what are you doing?" "Come on." "Oh." "Shit." "Isn't that your brother's friend?" "I'm sorry." "What's so funny?" "Look at your brother." "You look at him." "Are you okay?" "Do you wanna talk about Ian, honey?" "No." "Can I go to sleep?" "Okay." "Do you want me to get the light?" "Sure." "Hi, my name is Courtney and I went to school with Ian ever since I was little." "Ian was a very nice boy." "He was always there to help." "One day, we were taking a math test and my pencil broke, so he gave me his." "Also in gym class once, we were playing dodgeball and I got hit in the arm." "He came over just to make sure I was okay." "I can't remember one time that he was mean to me." "I miss Ian very much and I know that his dad must be really sad right now, and I hope he feels better soon." "I hope that we all keep, Ian's dad in our prayers." "And in our hearts." "And I just know that he's going through a really tough time" "I guess it's a..." "Hard time for you, right?" "Well, you need to know that..." "The lord has a plan." "The lord has a plan for Ian." "You know that, right?" " Excuse me?" " He wanted this to happen?" "Did I want it to happen?" " He, the lord." " Oh, the lord." "Well, he works in mysterious ways." "And he has a plan for, bigger than any of us could ever possibly understand." "And sometimes things happen that..." "You know, life's just tough." "No, the lord didn't want him to die." "But he did die." "He guides and protects us all, so he was protecting Ian." "You need to know that, young man." "God bless you, sir." "Good night." "You too, Paul." "Thank you so much for coming." "He's with the lord now, son." "Don't you worry." " Hi." "Um..." " If this dog gets on my property again..." "I'll fucking shoot it, okay?" "Bad doggy." "Hey, man, wanna go for a ride?" "I used to hate it when the water turned cold all of a sudden." "Because when I was little, that's where I used to think all the monsters were." "Do you ever think about dying?" "What?" "Like dying, someone killing you, or you killing yourself." "No, not really." "I do." "Why?" "I don't know, I just do." "Are you sad?" "Yeah, I guess, a little." "You wanna die, because you're sad?" "That's dumb." "Ahh!" "Get off." "Whoa." "Tommy, cut it out." "Daisy." "Daisy." "Daisy, what do you have?" "Shh!" "Come here." "Come here, come here." "Holy shit." "Oh, my God." "Tommy, take one of them." "What?" "Grab one." "An animal?" "Yeah." "The cat." "Trust me." "Come on, Daisy." "Let's get out of here." "Ew!" "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "It's okay." "It's okay, come on." "Stay in." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay, come on." "Damn." " Do you see something?" " There's a bunny." "Give me the gun." "Give me the gun." "Let go!" "Stop." "Stop." "Do you think you'll die if I shoot?" "I don't know." "What if I held it to your head?" "Daisy!" "Daisy!" "Daisy!" "Daisy!" " Let's go, Eric." " Come on, Tristan." " Come on, go for his legs." " Come on, Eric." "Trip him." " Come on, Eric." " Come on, Eric." " Come on, Eric." " Come on, Tristan." "Pull it off." " There you go." " Come on." " Bitch, pin him." " Come on, Tristan." "Pin him." " There you go." " Come on, Tristan, pin him." " Who's next?" " Eric, you suck." "Here we go." " Connor, you got this." " Come on, Colin, beat his ass." "Go, right here." "Come on, Connor." "Connor, don't let him take you down." "You coming in?" "Come on, it's not that deep." "I'm fine." "Come on." "I'm okay." "Let's go." "No, Eric." "I'm okay." "No." "I can swim." " Let's go." " No." "Eric." "Eric, no." "Eric?" "Eric!" "Eric!" "Eric, no." "Stop." "Eric, stop." "Eric." "Eric." "It's just water." " Eric, stop." " Alright, I'm gonna drop you," " and you're gonna swim." " No, I can't swim." "I'll drown." " One..." " Eric, don't do this!" " Two..." " Eric, no." " Three." " Eric..." "You all right?" "See?" "You're swimming." "Sort of." "This isn't so bad." "Hmm?" "I just don't wanna be here anymore..." "You know?" "No one likes me here." "I do." "What?" "I do." "You do what?" "I like you." "You're my friend." "What's that?" "What is what?" "That sound." "Don't you ever wish you were somewhere else?" "I don't know." "I don't think so." "Tristan, this is so dumb." "I hate it here." "You're my friend." "I don't know." "I gotta go, Eric." "Bye, Eric." "So you don't wonder what it feels like?" "Well, sometimes I do." "What about you?" "I guess so." "I mean, yeah." "Why do you think of this stuff?" "I don't know." "It's just..." "It comes into my mind." "Hmm." "Hold on." "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Dude, what are you doing?" "See?" "We don't even have to touch." "This is weird." "It's not weird." "It's pretty weird." "Ready?" "Fine." "It felt so weird." "I didn't feel anything." "Wanna try again?" "Fine." "Eew." "Oh, my God." "Hey, guys." "Hi, Eric." " Hey." "How are you?" " Good." "How are you?" " Good." " Good." "You know, it's been hard" " but we're getting there, I think." " Yeah." "Back to normal." "How about you guys?" "Same." "I couldn't do it." "I wish I had someone to do it for me." "Oh, Jesus!" "God!" "Eric." "Excuse me." "I'm so sorry." "Daisy?" "Eric." "Look." "Why is she on this?" "I found her like that, tied up on the street." "Let's go." "Eric?" "Eric!" "Are you alright?" "What's wrong with you?" "Let's go." "Come on!" "Hold on." "Oh, man, this is just..." "There we go." "Okay, I'm gonna give you some of this." "You want some help, honey?" "What's the matter?" "What?" "What's wrong?" "It's just a stomach ache." "Hmm." "You're not gonna eat?" "What's wrong with your arm?" "It's fine." "Why aren't you using it?" "Stop." "Just let me see it." "What's going on, guys?" "I hate it here." "That's very nice." "Thank you very much." "I do." "You guys don't care." "You know what, Eric?" "That's bullshit." "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey." "Really?" "Why do you even care?" "'Cause I'm your father." "I'm your dad, okay?" "Something happens to your hand and I don't know what happened?" "He's just doing that to get attention." "Hey, Tommy." "The way he acts... that's not you, okay?" "Okay." "Hey, get up." "What?" "Get dressed." "Come on." "Why?" "It'll be fun, just come on." "No." "Fuck you." "Come on." "Get dressed and meet me outside." "And bring some food, okay?" "Hey, Tommy!" "Come here." "I wanna show you something." "Look." "It's for Ian." "Yeah." "What are you thinking about?" "I don't know." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "You've been here before." "You don't remember?" "There used to be train tracks here but they don't use them anymore." "It's kind of scary." "Yeah." "You don't have to go in, if you don't want to." "No, I want to." "Okay." "Eric?" "Eric no." "Eric, stop." " Eric!" "Really!" " You're gonna go over!" " I'm gonna push you!" " Eric, no!" "Eric, stop!" "Eric, really!" "Okay." "Okay." "It was just a joke." "Calm down." "I'm sorry." "Why would you do that?" "It was just a joke." "It..." "I didn't..." "I didn't think you were gonna care that much." "I'm hungry." "No." "What?" "What is this?" "It's..." "Why?" "Well, it's Ian's dad's." "I took it cause I thought he might want it." "And..." "I'll throw it away someplace." "It's rotten." "Why are you burning it?" "No." "No." "No." "Shit." "Shit." "God damn it." "Have you ever thought about jumping?" "Yeah." "A little." "But I never would." "What are you doing?" "I'm making a grave." "For what?" "For the raccoon." "Do you want to say something?" "It's kind of what people usually do." "Okay." "Dear raccoon," "I'm sorry you died." "And I'm sorry that my brother burned you after you died." "I hope you come back as a better animal unless you liked being a raccoon, then I hope you come back as that." "Amen." "Oh." "Here." "What if I roll off?" "You're not gonna roll off." "I roll in my sleep." "I'll hold you." "Missed." "It's all up to me." "Wow." " Oh!" " Stupid." "What did he look like when he fell..." "I guess?" "He, uh..." "He looked like Ian." "Was he happy?" "I don't know." "How was he before he died?" "He was mostly happy." "That's what he looked like." "He looked happy." "Do you think he jumped?" "Who said he jumped?" "I don't know, people." "You know, he..." "He could have fallen." "Just playing around like a kid." "Slipped." "Do you think mom will get mad at us?" "I don't know." "Who cares, man?" "Who cares what she thinks?" "Do you think it hurt?" "I don't know." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, man." "You're my friend." "Okay?" "Don't forget it." "It's okay, Daisy." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay, I got you." "I won't let you go." "It's okay, Daisy." "I got you." "I got you, Daisy." "Okay, Daisy." "I'm gonna count to three and I'm gonna let go and you're gonna swim, okay?" "Three..." "One, two, three." "Knock him down, Tommy." "Come on, Tommy." "Take him down." "Come on, Tommy." "In the circle." " Go, Tommy." " Get him down already." "Come on." "Come on, Tommy." "Let's go." "Tommy, go." "Come on, Tommy." " Let's go." " Go!" " Nice job, old man!" " Nice, Tommy." "Me and you, come on." " Eric, come on." "Go Eric." " Come on, Eric." "Come on, Tristan." "Get back in." "Come on, Eric." "Get up." "Let's go." "Eric." "Let's go, Eric." "Get his legs." "Oh, shit." "Damn, man." "Come on, Eric." "Eric?" "Oh!" "Dude." " Yo, Tristan, watch out!" " Hey!" "You fucking psycho!" "I'm sorry."

"My son is dead." "I looked inside myself and realized that I felt no grief." "Suffering is a painted backdrop." "Tears bring me no nearer to the world." "My son... fell from me like... a leaf from a tree... and I've lost nothing." "Joseph is now my founder." "This loss is my foundation." "Joseph has made of me his son." "And I feel boundless joy." "In 1965, Abel and Junon had a son:" "Joseph, the first-born." "Two years later his sister was born:" "Elizabeth." "In kindergarten, the boy developed a blood cancer called Burkitt's lymphoma." "Only a bone-marrow transplant could save Joseph." "Neither his parents nor his sister were compatible." "Junon conceived a third child but amniocentesis showed his placenta would be of no help." "Abel left for the hospital in Paris with his son, wasting away." "Junon delivered in Roubaix and Henri was born." "No use." "Joseph died 18 months later." "He was six." "Henri wasn't taken to the funeral." "He had a belly ache." "Elizabeth became the eldest ." "Six years later, Junon had a last child," "Ivan." "Slowly, the memory of Joseph faded." "A CHRISTMAS TALE" "Junon?" "Junon?" "Junon, what happened?" "Nothing." "It's silly." "I fell." "THE ELDEST" "I'm sterile." "I'm unhappy." "Angry." "Seething with anger." "I even hate you." "Week after week, the same sorrow hounds me." "There's no end in sight." "Whose death am I mourning?" "Mourning..." "It's not my brother Joseph." "We never stop talking about him." "No one cares about my son." "And he's alive." "It's as if someone died and I don't know who." "It's silly." "I haven't mourned anyone recently." "I search for the guilty party, the one I can't seem to bury." "To no avail." "Of course... but try again." "That's all." "I guess when I say this it's a metaphor." "But a metaphor for what?" "I'm lacking in nothing." "I'm lacking in nothing at all." "Why do you hate your brother?" "Over the years, my loathing grew." "Five years earlier" "Was Henri now vile?" "Did I ever love him?" "He had bought a theater and produced my plays." "Being indebted weighed on me." "I represent the former owners of the theater, a theater that was never paid for..." "But my client is not solvent." "I will be." "I never paid for it, but I bought it and now I'm selling it." "I was a shitty manager but tomorrow I'll double my money." "You are not financially liable for your children." "You're not bound to pay your son's debts." "I am, morally." "And Henri is in a situation of extreme poverty." "Is what your father says true?" "Of course!" "Of course he's extremely poor." "My father was guarantor, so legally you must repossess his house and business..." "In any event, I won't disown my son." "However foolish he has been." "If I sell, I can get 700,000 francs." "I don't know who gave you that figure but it may be lower." "Cut it out." "It's just some cash-flow trouble." "We won't be selling anything." "I have a solution, Henri." "Can you step outside?" "Of course." "Here are three payments." "My client agrees to reimburse the defendant's debts." "Papa, I have one condition." "I won't see my brother again." "He must never speak to me." "Ever." "No more visits, no more surprise gifts." "He mustn't see my son either, or anyone in the family." "What you're asking for is not done, honey." "You're my children." "Obviously you can see him whenever you like." "But I don't ever want to have to put up with him." "At your place, Ivan's, Simon's, in restaurants, on holiday." "Nowhere." "What you're asking of my client is unreasonable." "Your Honor, I'm court-appointed..." "My clients just want what they're owed." "Madame, your private life is not a matter for the court." "Wherever I go, Henri won't be there." "Wherever I am, he won't be part of the family." "Henri had never paid a bill." "He had his hands in the till, waiting to turn a profit on what wasn't his." "He'd have chosen prison over honesty." "When he was dragged to court," "I decided to save him." "One last time." "Your sister wanted to testify against you to deprive you of artistic control." "I pleaded the impossibility of testifying against family." "Your sister asked never to see you again." "I think I heard her say that you were... banished." "I think that's the word she used." "I'm sorry." "Crook." "Bastard." "That's life." "I'll eat with your sister then take the train at 10." "Want to have a drink at the station?" "Nine-thirty?" "You're not in jail." "It's better than nothing." "After 6 weeks of protective custody, the judge dismissed the case." "Henri was acquitted." "He disappeared from my life." "You make him out to be the devil." "He's like the devil." "Ordinary, twisted." "He's banal." "To be rejected by your mother goes against nature." "Why such animosity between mother and son?" "I told you." "Henri is predictable, like evil." "Meanwhile, in Roubaix" "It's me." "So?" "What's the news?" "As of now it's a refractory anemia... with a disastrous short-term prognosis." "I didn't understand them, but... statistically I'm going to die twice." "I have a degenerative cancer that has a 75% chance of killing me." "The only solution is a bone-marrow transplant." "But the transplant is likely to kill me too." "So... your chances are slim." "Indeed." "I wasn't that great a deal." "We need to up the ante, like in poker." "I was always lousy at cards." "A 1 in 4 chance of compatibility with my siblings." "You don't have any left." "Too bad my brother died young." "A 25% chance." "Even if the donor is compatible, the transplant can kill the host." "Kill?" "Yes, kill." "Not the cancer, the transplant itself." "And that's called a..." "GVH." "35% chance." "Do we have to run the risk?" "Radiation and chemotherapy can't help." "In fact, my blood phenotype is extremely rare." "I never doubted it, sweetie." "Elizabeth's son, Paul." "Paris, 1 a.m." "You okay?" "Where is he?" "Next door." "I'll see him." "Hey, honey." "What's going on?" "I come... here... except..." "Except?" "There was no train last night." "It's my fault." "I should have been here, for you." "Did Elizabeth see me?" "I scared her..." "Tell me." "What's this about a knife?" "Paul?" "Can I come in?" "My son had a shock this morning." "He heard about Junon." "Take this." "Get me out of here!" "At night they take my blood." "THE MIDDLE CHILD" "Gotta get the song out" "Fire ball in my belly" "Acid batteries in my liver" "Orifices aren't mine" "It's all stuck" "Broken mouth, torn ass" "Eyes aren't orifices" "If you poke a hole in one... an absent eye..." "Sir..." "We married." "Anyone we can notify?" "I'm married, thank you!" "Roubaix Hospital" "Hematology Service" "We've started inquiring at tissue banks." "But there's a real danger we'll never find compatible marrow." "What about placental blood?" "Ditto." "You have a very rare gene." "What does this mean?" "Regular transfusions to offset your lack of red blood cells." "But the infections will increase." "Chances of survival without treatment are 10% over 5 years." "Or else?" "For infants, as a last resort, we inject the parent's marrow." "A haplo-transplant." "But the odds plummet." "It's very violent." "And the other way around?" "Children to parents." "It's not done." "How so?" "It's not done." "It's a desperate solution." "Why shouldn't Elizabeth give me life?" "It's cold." "Anesthetic gel." "Are you afraid?" "Yes." "A little prick here." "It's quick and painless." "Just a second." "You're brave." "THE YOUNGEST" "Hi." "Ivan Vuillard, for Paul Dealus." "And you're..." "His uncle." "Your sister is waiting." "Room 19." "How's he doing?" "I can't tell anymore." "But he asked to see you." "I guess he heard his uncle went bonkers at the same age." "Cigarette?" "Drink?" "Nope." "They put mini-antennas in my skull." "To read my thoughts." "Your skull is no more bugged than your ass." "School got off to a bad start." "So at home I went overboard." "What does your father say?" "That I'm lonely." "Because I have no good friends." "Do you have bad friends?" "I know no one at school." "At your age I became..." "I was fifteen... and my life was reduced to one square inch." "The pain was nonstop." "But I was too young to know it." "One night, it hit me." "My sister said to me:" ""One day you'll see how great it all was."" "She was right." "It was scary but beautiful." "You'll have precious memories too." "But you can't stay here." "I'll see to it." ""A painter" ""with a feel for tits and ass is a saved man."" "Says who?" "Renoir, Auguste." "Who else?" "Did you do the blood test?" "Not yet." "I'll know Thursday, but it's a long shot." "For you it's 1 in 16." "Try harder!" "My mother's your aunt." "No sense of family!" "Shut up." "I saw your nephews on Sunday." "Ivan gave me those pictures." "Damn, they're growing fast." "Baz is in kindergarten?" "Unfortunately you can't see those kids." "It's a great age." "You're missing out." "Tell Elizabeth!" "Afraid of upsetting her?" "Have you seen the dragon?" "She's no dragon." "She's a paper tiger." "She growls, but doesn't bite." "It's been a month." "She asked me for lunch with your parents." "She canceled." "Something about her son." "So I ate with your father." "And Paul?" "Any news of him?" "Never any news of Paul." "No news of Paul since he turned 6." "She built a wall around him." "He's a Lonely kid." "They took his blood." "That's bullshit!" "How could his blood help?" "The thyroid?" "What morons!" "One morning I received a form from Abel, for Junon's tests." "We all got one." "When I saw the vials of blood," "I wanted his chromosomes checked." "Paul is compatible." "And you?" "I'm not." "Paul has to go before the committee to get permission to be a donor." "What does Claude say?" "This morning he was against it." "Paul doesn't know." "I'm waiting for my results." "We'll wait for my kids to do theirs." "Henri too." "Henri's a bastard." "This house is my husband's." "He inherited it the day we were married." "We've lived in it ever since." "Over the years we've fixed it up." "It's become very comfortable." "Abel and I are elderly now..." "and we still live here." "This is the armchair where Abel reads his paper." "That's the table where I write my letters." "Our children no longer live here." "They come for holidays." "The grandkids play in the attic as their parents did." "Five years ago, Elizabeth banished her brother Henri and the house became less lively." "Thanks to my disease, we're being reunited." "Paul is having trouble." "We're preparing for his arrival." "At the hospital, our doctor has inquired at a tissue bank in San Francisco." "Abel and I are still looking for a compatible donor." "Nana!" "We got shots!" "It didn't hurt." "I didn't cry." "The needle made me laugh!" "Will we have scars?" "No." "Hang up your coats." "You're real men now!" "Baptiste made the doctors laugh." "Say it!" "I can't!" "Go on!" "I can't!" "I said: "Set me free, murderers!"" "And you cried, honey." "Good going!" "Hang up your coats." "Why are you old when your wife's young?" "Because I like my women very young." "When I met Junon, I asked for her hand, and she married me." "Okay, then." "Out of me and Basile, will I die?" "Silly question." "You're not sick." "Not like Junon." "If a car crashes into Baptiste and kills him?" "If you walk outside the crossing and get hit by a car, the spanking I give you will be so ferocious that even death will run away!" "Today Basile and Baptiste did their tests." "We'll have the results on Tuesday." "Want to talk to them?" "Stop it!" "Your mother's hitting on me." "I can't do two things at once!" "Is that my boy?" "Yes, it's Ivan." "No, she's fine." "You know, there's nothing tragic about this." "It's degenerative." "With the kids here we have no more sex." "Not true!" "A little less..." "Get lost!" "So call me with your results." "And don't forget to remind Henri about his test." "See you and Sylvia on the 22nd." "Mom sends her love." "Poor Ivan." "His wife is lazy." "She's a burden." "What's you mean?" "The mother of a family with all those kids!" "Come on!" "She only has two and you had four!" "But Sylvia's dreary, isn't she?" "I'm very fond of that girl." "True, she helped Ivan..." "She's no saint." "Trust me." "The lot I want..." "You have an item, an emerald demi-parure, starting at 25,000." "Here's a friend." "Sorry, bad time." "Not at all, young man!" "I'm your nephew." "Shit!" "Paul?" "You're not at school?" "I couldn't care less." "It's strange, seeing you." "Did you know Junon needs a transplant?" "And did you do your test?" "Look up." "Ivan bawled me out." "I'm guilty and I don't give a fuck!" "I'll do their test and send Junon the results!" "Come for Christmas." "I was in the psych ward." "I had a breakdown." "Go home." "Tell your mom you came." "I'll call Claude tonight." "Fri. 22 December THE LETTER" "Elizabeth, at your son's tacit behest, I'm coming home for Christmas." "What words can we find to pave over 5 years of banishment?" "None, I fear." "Or else they require an inner strength you lack." "My same old principle:" "Don't act beyond your capacity to repair." "Junon can get away with anything because she can repair everything." "Others can do little, besides be forgiven." "Hence, you and your husband were both overindulged." "But the excess, madness and violence of this new family structure have reached limits I never imagined." "We're in the midst of a myth and I don't know what myth it is." "What will happen at Christmas?" "Nothing, of course." "But once named, it's easier to endure the discomfort and to hide under a cloak of boredom." "I know few people despised as much as I." "It never ceases to amaze me." "Yet I imagine on some level it's what I wish." "As I set down word after word," "I smile, thinking this letter straight out of... a Kafka parody:" "A good beginning for a story." "We're almost there." "Are you all right?" "Yes." "Almost there." "Thanks." "All these attempts at mental and social assassination by some happy twist have turned me into a character and my life into a novel." "Four years of seeing my parents in cafe in Paris because my presence stank and I didn't know why." "Being tolerated by my aggrieved kid brother, like a prisoner on the lam." "Hearing that, when my sister wasn't denying my existence, she was a driving force in the wildly indecent attacks fomenting against me." "All this is badly described, through the stupid prism of my solitude." "No more words are necessary." "What words of yours could achieve sweetness without sentimentality after such a mess?" "The voice can perform more," ""I swear," as we say in court." "This last, confused paragraph is to say I know this letter calls for no reply." "You won't find the words and I don't mind." "It's just that" "I see you today with fraternal pity." "Reckless sister, you have offended your blood." "Like a girl with a broken vase, you cannot fix it." "It's not your fault, nor the vase's." "Just a silly game that backfired." "Henri." "Where's Ivan?" "Late." "Working..." "And were you working?" "What's that?" "Paintings." "For Abel." "I'm ridiculous." "Here he is." "I've been waiting an hour!" "I don't deserve you." "Yes!" "No, I don't." "You run away." "I do not." "What goes on in your head?" "Nothing." "Are you unhappy?" "Yes, I am." "Constantly?" "Yes, constantly." "Because of me?" "No." "How are you?" "On December 22 in the train to Roubaix" "I stared at Ivan and his cousin Simon, both asleep." "Junon had called beforehand with instructions:" "Speak softly, don't play with Paul, keep Ivan's friends away." "Not even Spatafora?" "Nope." "Keep our boys from their schizophrenic cousin." "Fun Christmas ahead!" "We go to him, or else no drugs." "That sucks!" "Tell me about it." "You hole up like old folk." "I don't like to go out." "Fear of excursions." "We prefer to hole up." "But I'm very hospitable." "Papa!" "There was a glowing review of your latest play in the Nord-elair." "Your husband is doing terribly well." "And Paul?" "At the house." "Since he got out, he hasn't found his bearings." "Poor little Paul." "After Christmas, he'll go back to an institution." "It's nice he wanted to see his uncles." "The train stopped in Lille." "They smoked a quick cigarette." "You understand, I need to help the kid." "Paul's lost it, like I did at his age." "But I wasn't put away." "He's young and locked in that prison." "I had to free him!" "At 16, I couldn't help myself." "It was Henri and you." "So now when I help him, I'm helping myself." "Understand?" "I haven't spoken to Henri in a while." "I'm nervous." "Your brother's unstable." "When I was 20, I tried to help." "It's a shame." "He showed such promise at school." "Can't you two make peace?" "I delight in his decline." "I'm not criticizing but I'm not blind." "You're distant." "No one dares speak to you." "How typical!" "Enough about Henri, Mom's sick!" "Don't blame me!" "You always wanted a perfect world." "Well, your brother was not perfect." "And your son is wobbly." "Paul found out he's compatible." "Paul?" "Yes?" "What are you doing?" "Nothing." "It's dark in here." "I refuse to be holed up!" "I won't do the play." "The play's great." "The kids love it." "Speak to Henri?" "Yesterday on the phone." "Gets in the 24th." "More!" "You're heavy!" "Look at this bandit!" "Let go of him." "Sylvia!" "Can I hide this?" "What is it?" "Fireworks." "My baby!" "My nephew!" "Where's Paul?" "Waiting in the living room." "You're here." "Sorry, kid." "What room?" "The attic." "The office!" "I'm fine." "Can I help you?" "I'm okay." "The kids are downstairs." "Where's Elizabeth sleeping?" "Upstairs." "And Henri?" "Here or at a hotel?" "One thing at a time." "Tonight Elizabeth's in the flower room and Paul's in the children's room, not far from his mother." "You'll take the boys with you." "Tomorrow is another day." "Are you okay?" "Sorry, I'm taking their room." "Why?" "I have to sleep alone." "They go in Ivan's room." "Sorry to bother you." "I'll be a sec." "I want to get something." "My stash." "This used to be my room." "1000 years ago." "Little drink." "Sorry, my medicine." "I take Haldol." "It's nothing." "I know it." "Like vitamin C. May I?" "The mattress!" "She's asleep." "She always sleeps." "Family trait." "Easy." "Elizabeth!" "Come on, sister, get up." "It's 4 o'clock." "Already?" "We're here." "Did you see Paul?" "Come join us." "No peace and quiet!" "What madman is ringing the bell at this hour?" "Pain in the ass!" "You could have told us when you were coming." "I'd have picked you up." "I didn't know!" "I rented a car, found a girl and brought her." "Can she stay?" "Excuse him, Miss." "Abel." "Pleased to meet you." "Faunia." "How can a pretty woman like you be with someone so impossible?" "Where's your wife?" "Go say hi in the kitchen." "Your mother!" "Stop or I'll wash your mouth out with soap." "My brother!" "Hello!" "Good evening." "Good evening." "This is easy." "Last time I saw you, you were 3." "And you, I saw at the hospital." "You saw him at the hospital." "So you're Basile." "And you're Bastien." "Baptiste!" "Forget already?" "I'm Henri." "No duh!" "I got the names wrong, but I recognized you." "You keep changing." "What happened to you?" "I got held up." "For six years." "Abel's wife..." "Faunia." "He never calls me his mother." "Welcome." "No one's ever mentioned you." "You neither." "I'm the one with cancer." "That I know." "I wrote a toast for later but I'm thirsty!" "Terribly thirsty." "I need to drink." "Be nice, kids." "Some wine for your alcoholic uncle." "Yes, I need wine." "I'm back." "I need to drink." "You okay?" "Where did you find her?" "Not bad, huh?" "Growing a beard?" "Just exhausted." "Bad week." "And I learned I'm not compatible." "Welcome to Arcadia, friends." "Sorry already?" "Lay off." "Cursed wolf!" "Paul's too old now, but for the kids..." ""Medium"." "How right you are!" "Abel and Simon turned up their noses." "Was he there?" "I don't know." "He must be hiding." "Must be on holiday." "My cousin Paul." "You know him?" "Sure." "Hi." "Stop plotting in front of me." "Go deal with your tree." "The chandelier!" "Hi, beautiful." "Hey, bandit." "Faunia..." "Sylvia." "My grandmother." "Joseph, my older brother." "Junon's brother." "That's Simon as a kid." "This was his father." "And she was your wife." "Madeleine." "What a strange name." "Where was this taken?" "Milan." "We met at a conference." "Got married." "It lasted a month." "Then she had the car accident." "She was pretty." "Lousy driver." "It was nice here, before." "It's changed." "I'd like to drink to Paul's health." "Right." "I loved our vacations." "No one believed you were my grandson." "You took my hand and called me Junon." "I loved that." "Honey... did you get some rest?" "I sleep well here." "Women need sleep, mothers especially." "Some grape juice will do you good." "Thanks." "Hello." "Easy does it!" "No way!" "Sober for Christmas?" "No reading at the table!" "No one's talking." "I'm bored." "I have some good news." "I'm finally back on my feet after my wife's death." "I'm getting remarried." "No, just kidding." "It was a joke." "Sorry, it was in bad taste." "When I marry, I don't bring good luck." "I'm not marrying anyone, but I did my blood tests." "Turns out I'm compatible." "Dear mother, you can count only on me." "Thank you." "What a creep." "I wouldn't take your marrow." "I wouldn't offer it to you." "Can I go to bed?" "How can you stand his behavior?" "He likes to joke around." "That's how we met." "Simon!" "I'm grateful." "This is unbearable." "Henri was lying in wait." "You did well." "Get to sleep!" "Your prescription is complicated!" "When is the committee?" "I'll call tomorrow." "I'm not going." "Why?" "Your brother is doing it." "You've been a real trooper." "Braver than him." "If I were Junon, I'd choose you." "Does Henri annoy you?" "Are you okay?" "Yes." "Here." "Thanks." "Still don't love me?" "I never did." "Same here." "I wasn't a very good mother?" "No." "I loved the others a bit." "Less than Abel did." "Abel loves Elizabeth, period." "The two boys..." "I was in love with your sister too." "Maybe I loved Ivan too." "Because he was so damn ugly." "I was an ugly child too." "You?" "No!" "I was." "And me?" "You?" "When I was born..." "You, I can't remember." "No memories." "Do you have memories of me?" "I remember when your brother died." "What year was that?" "1971" "I liked you then." "You were on the veranda." "I came out to sit on your lap." "I remember your dress, beige, like velvet." "I climb up..." "Yeah, I think I liked you then." "You were three." "And afterwards?" "War." "All out." "But I won." "Not yet, son." "Excuse me." "You have myelodysplasia." "I'm perfectly healthy." "And you need my bone-marrow." "You're so pretentious!" "Paul is compatible too." "Paul, the lunatic?" "Are you kidding?" "He's an idiot!" "Says you!" "I'm compatible with lots of people." "I'm a very easy-going woman." "People enjoy my company." "Even a grandson I barely know is compatible." "You're all alone and I'm very popular." "And you may still find other donors." "I don't want that white stuff shot into me." "From you, to boot!" "My blood type may even change." "Want to call Dad and run away?" "No." "Here." "I don't like this stuff." "I wish I made you proud." "I like you as you are." "I am proud." "I fail at everything." "Elizabeth..." "My little Jew." "Why do you say that?" "Because you're my little Jew." "Where it hurts." "Here." "Where it hurts when you bang yourself." "The tip of the radius." "Andre called it the "little Jew"." "What happened?" "My little Christian went all Jewish." "I have no idea." "Keep your lingering anti-Semitism." "My handsome little Jew!" "I'm the only Catholic in this house." "You're a little Jewish." "You okay, boy?" "My handsome little Jew." "Are you upset?" "Who's upset?" "Are you bored?" "Terribly." "My bag is in the trunk." "I have to change at some point." "You didn't tell us." "His girlfriend is a bombshell." "Faunia?" "See that ass?" "You did." "You bet!" "It's like Angela Basset's." "Not very observant for a painter." "What do you think?" "About what?" "Christmas, you, Junon's transplant, the kids." "You kidding?" "I want to leave!" "No way, kiddo." "It was hard enough getting you all here." "You're staying put!" "Of course." "Too bad we rarely do this." "What?" "Family get-togethers." "Get out!" "With Henri and Elizabeth..." "I'm caught amid a tribal war." "We missed him a lot." "I thought he annoyed you." "He's my brother." "I like him." "What did he do to Elizabeth?" "I shouldn't tell you." "Modesty forbids me from telling you." "No idea." "He must have been a monster." "Sylvia, please!" "It's not uncommon." "All brothers try it." "If it were that, it'd be easier." "Maybe Abel knows something?" "When you were 16, did you sleep with Henri?" "I guess it didn't leave much of a memory." "And my cousin?" "Never." "Are you sure?" "Of course." "Because Abel finds you hot too." "Not at all." "If you've screwed every man here, I should know." "A family of weirdos!" "The Vuillards are a strange lot." "Not at all." "We're ordinary people." "Exactly." "You always says you're ordinary people." "My father has a dye factory." "And my mother's a housewife." "Even Grandma wrote schoolbooks!" "She was homosexual." "See?" "Not a leg to stand on!" "Elizabeth is ordinary." "Your sister?" "She got the Fields Medal." "Her husband did." "She's written five plays." "That's true." "You all read music." "You all play instruments." "Even my kids write plays." "The Vuillards pretend they're normal and they're not." "That's weird." "I think I'm common." "You have deliciously strange things in some places." "Elizabeth?" "You're not talking?" "Hurry, please." "I can't stand it." "Your brother's a dick, but my beating him up won't help any." "Paul sees the committee tomorrow." "I'll be there." "There are five of them." "The pediatrician, the anesthetist, a psychologist, I think..." "The head of the committee." "I can't remember." "Are you crying?" "It's so humiliating for him." "Do that again and I'll dump you." "I know." "Stop humoring me." "It's true." "I was humoring you." "Lyell's Syndrome:" "Skin inflammation, bullae, sloughing of skin membranes, death by asphyxiation." "When the burns worsen, the patient leaves hospital and is entrusted to a Burn Unit." "It says the host can burn alive." "Let me see." "It's not in French." "It is." "You read too fast." "It's very clear." "They don't say "burn alive"." "They talk about evolving inflammation." "I don't want to evolve like Joan of Arc." "I'd rather die of a nice cancer... than combust before you." "Good night." "Sat. 23 December REUNITED" "Simon!" "Spat!" "Come down!" "Chill, I'm coming." "Hey, sonny." "Good to see you." "Health?" "Never better." "Family?" "Cool." "Love life?" "I stayed here." "Can we go in?" "Not really." "Elizabeth's son." "Paul?" "He's not doing well." "And Junon is sick." "I heard that." "So no guests this year." "Give this to Junon." "Is Elizabeth in?" "She is." "Give her a kiss." "How's Sylvia?" "Cool." "Coming tonight?" "Where is it?" "The gym." "With Ivan." "Later, sonny." "Girls!" "Presents!" "Spatafora." "Stolen goods, no doubt." "It's nice of him." "He is nice." "Since my son's hospitalization and Junon's disease," "I've been calculating nonstop." "Risk of mortality linked to transplants: 5 to 20% ." "Risk of relapse: 15 to 30% ." "Probability of recovery:" "Between 40 and 50% ." "But the risk of acute GVH reaches 50% ." "I won't mention anything." "This is Paul." "Have a seat." "Are you okay?" "Have a seat." "Are you there?" "Henri, is Anatole in the cellar?" "He's gone out shopping." "How stupid of me!" "Who's Anatole?" "You're new in the house." "Anatole is the wolf." "He lives in our cellar." "At this time of year he goes skiing." "Who named him Anatole?" "Grandpa and Nana named him Anatole." "He used to live with Rosaime." "Now he's here." "Sorry to ask, honey bun..." "With the life you like to lead is a transplant possible?" "I have no idea." "I'm compatible." "Otherwise..." "What's this?" "I can't remember what I wrote." "There's still a tiny chance that Junon's not sick." "You're pessimistic." "Survival increases life expectancy." "This is what you're scared of:" "The doctors kill a healthy woman." "She'd lose 5 years without being sick!" "For now, statistics say you'll get worse." "It's all hypothetical." "You can't keep reasoning in segments." "Counting from one year to another." "Junon is going to die at a precise moment." "Not on an anniversary." "So?" "Getting hurt or dying are absolute events." "You don't die a 10 or 12% death." "You get the entire event." "The game is on, like it or not." "You either treat it or you don't." "You die or you don't." "You're playing the game." "Go from the discrete to the continuous." "The ratio is not one half." "50% equals 1 minus exponential minus lambda." "Lambda, the logarithm of 2." "The survival formula is an integral from zero to infinity... 1.45 years." "No transplant gets you 6 more months." "In the same way, with treatment, this increases to... 3.7." "Now... weigh your living 5 fewer years with its low probability against 2.3 extra years with treatment weighed with a higher probability." "And you get..." "May I?" "Be my guest." "Sick or not, if you're treated you gain about 2 years." "That's better." "You'd rather pass." "Your only freedom is to bet." "The committee gave their approval." "Paul can be a donor." "Thanks." "Mom..." "Be right back." "Sorry." "You have serious relationship problems." "It's a total downer." "Let's be objective." "Never a kind word for my girlfriends." "I was kicked out." "Yes, honey!" "You make Junon cry." "And when you were too young, you stupidly fell for a man constantly in flight." "Then you have this child..." "And I learn from Ivan..." "Shut up." "I'm here." "I know but you don't count." "Come on, Claude!" "This is stupid." "Sorry!" "With Elysian strides, off to the Champs-Elyses!" "I'm not staying here." "How noble!" "We were proud of you, Henri." "Imperial!" "Where's Faunia?" "Next door." "Keep still." "It's true." "Your son wanted to jump out the window last week." "Your husband arrives then abandons you on a whim." "Seriously, you send everyone running!" "I was almost done!" "Unbelievable!" "This is unbearable!" "Was I disrespectful?" "You hurt everyone..." "Get lost!" "Ah Miss, you're throwing your life away!" "I'm not so sure." "Yes, I'm fucking up." "Yes, I drank." "Do as you please." "With you or without, I won't survive." "I'm totally wasted." "Want to know my shortcomings?" "They're all over." "Want to see my first communion?" "My first school fight?" "Sorry but the holiday is a disaster." "My sister treats me like shit!" "Junon's off to the hospital in three days." "You'll come at a happier time but please, beat it." "Take my car keys and get lost." "What was she like?" "Who?" "The one who did this." "Madeleine." "What was she like?" "The opposite of you, I think." "Did she ever come here?" "She never had the time." "I was starving." "Make me a coffee?" "Dad..." "Leave me alone!" "Are you crying?" "No, I'm not crying." "Three weeks ago there was no treatment." "Solitude and disease." "I break my back to get everyone here." "Even Henri came." "He's compatible." "Your son is compatible." "And she acts like a princess." "She's fine with cancer in her liver, but no skin rashes!" "It's infuriating!" "I married her because she was brave." "I don't care." "You're all terrified?" "Why?" "At worst she rejects the transplant." "It can be a lot worse." "Your marrow is going to take over her system, replacing it with a growing hybrid." "Not you, not your mother." "A chimera." "Head of a lion, body of a goat, tail of a snake." "That's GVH." "It's born in the host and takes control." "It can be beneficial but if it goes mad, it will hate the organism." "It will destroy its organs, its bones, its nerves." "Anything." "Who taught you all that?" "Butt out." "When it wins, it dies with your cadaver." "Where is she?" "How should I know?" "At a florist, a yoga class..." "Who is she with?" "She disappeared." "On a whim." "I'll find her." "There's no point." "We fought all night." "She's as stubborn as an ox!" "She's decided to go untreated." "Very grim." "I'll be an hour." "I'll wait in town." "I'll walk around." "Be careful." "I mean it." "I see something." "Here's a nodule." "A nodule?" "Thank you." "You smoke too much, Mr. Vuillard." "2 packs a day and I can stop whenever I want." "I drink too, a lot." "Yes, it shows." "Is it a problem?" "For the transplant it'll do." "It's risky for you." "I'm not addicted." "I'll go cold turkey." "I don't give a shit." "You may get the DTs during the operation." "You're not in good shape." "Gimme the damn form." "Hi." "I thought I'd go shopping in Lille." "Want to come along?" "Just so you know, I prefer not to speak." "I have limited contact with my family." "I'd prefer even less with those of my lovers." "No wonder." "Is your disease serious?" "Yes and no." "The downside is I can die." "Do you have the organ donor form?" "I lost it!" "It has to be filled out and signed." "Thanks." "Sorry but with all the girls Henri brings home," "I get a bit confused." "I have no idea what to give you." "I'm not giving presents." "I'd prefer not to get any." "Why not?" "I'm Jewish." "You're not giving anyone anything?" "Not the kids?" "Not me?" "Not even Henri?" "No." "It's time you told me what you did to make Elizabeth hate you." "What can I say?" "No idea." "I never saw it coming." "I was obnoxious from 5 to 17." "But you know, I was born that way." "Come on!" "You surely did something." "There was the thing with the babysitter." "I was helping her watch Paul." "One thing led to another and we soon lost track of the time." "I ended up bare-assed, screwing the girl in the dining room." "No big deal!" "So why cut me out for 6 years?" "Hi" "Hi." "You don't like Sylvia..." "Why not?" "She took my baby boy." "But you like me." "I do." "Why?" "You took the one I don't like." "I often wondered what he was like in bed." "Henri?" "Yeah." "He likes you." "You know him." "He's very enthusiastic." "Perfect." "That's pretty." "Does this make me look old?" "I have a fat derriere." "You look like Angela Basset." "In 6 years you never asked her?" "Never curious?" "One day" "Elizabeth told Junon about a letter you'd written." "Since when do I write letters?" "I can't say more." "Everyone always said:" ""Maybe Henri wrote her a letter."" "Saying what?" "I don't know." "Unforgivable things." "Never." "That's ridiculous." "Last week I wrote to put her in her place." "It was a first." "Why is this here?" "What sin have you invented for me?" "I just wanted everyone to be happy." "Some things are valuable." "Sell them." "When do you leave?" "I'm not welcome here." "Having taken refuge upstairs," "I can hear Henri's laughter." "Junon is playing her life like Russian roulette, a gun pressed against her forehead," "4 out of 6 chambers loaded." "Henri gloats about being on the verge of killing her." "It's strange." "One day I decided to break with him in order to protect myself and my child." "Then Paul went crazy." "My husband and I blamed ourselves." "I had to see my brother again, to see him triumph, to understand, physically, that he's the disease." "Can I help you?" "I was with a woman earlier." "Have you seen her?" "She's already left." "Henri?" "Are you there?" "By repudiating you, I knew you'd never forgive me." "I accepted the cost." "To build a more harmonious world for my son and husband." "I knew that one day" "I'd have to go to my parents' funeral and you wouldn't shake my hand." "I thought we'd go no further than hatred sealed over a grave." "But there was worse." "Today I can imagine you at my mother's grave laughing at having killed her, proud of your stupid heroism, boasting about the transplant." "Abel will not forbid his son to attend the ceremony." "I will not blame him for it." "I will not manage to quell my anger." "I will have to run away." "But the thief was you." "You will have deprived me of Junon's funeral." "You've stolen my entire life." "For 6 years you've accepted this incredible thing:" "That Elizabeth lays down the law." "Hey!" "How could you accept something so absurd?" "I warned you it was unhealthy, for her, for you, for everyone." "You said:" ""Let her manage things, she'll calm down."" "Bollocks!" "These things never calm down!" "You and Abel anointed her pater familias and she went crazy." "So deal with it." "Was it before or after my wife died?" "What?" "When Elizabeth ousted me, was it before or after Madeleine died?" "You should know." "I didn't notice, of course." "I figured that's the way she was." "Papa, it was that day in court when she paid off my debts so I'd disappear, that I knew she hated my guts." "It all went bad with Elizabeth." "I never knew what to do." "It's terribly sad to see these hatreds." "Stay out of it, as usual." "Everyone else could, but not me." "I'm an interventionist." "You?" "You're kidding!" "You run around all concerned and helpful." "In the meantime," "Elizabeth and Junon took care of everything." "No one has a clue!" "Cool it, Henri." "They did what they could." "Idiots, the whole lot." "Later, some day, we'll understand." "Nonsense!" ""Some day we'll understand."" "What does he mean?" "Poor Henri." "How could I have been so blind?" "I got trampled on." "I wasn't paying attention." "The transplant is on January 1st." "Henri will be the donor." "Okay." "You want me to tell him?" "Yes, please." "I went shopping." "At Printemps, with your mother." "She vanished." "Not very talkative." "Don't take Henri's marrow." "He's dangerous." "No, transplants are." "You can't refuse me Paul." "While waiting for him at the hospital, I was terrified." "At 12, he could barely read." "He was ashamed to show me his report card." "Finally a door opens and he's fit for something." "Your son is fragile." "Don't involve him with my disease." "Don't have the transplant." "You have no symptoms." "In two months, I'll have leukemia." "My bones will start breaking like glass." "Henri comes from my womb." "I'm taking back what's mine." "Man alone." "Don't dream." "You have no family." "I remember as a child the priests told us about grace." "Henri's despair has brought only unhappiness." "I've tried to be full of joy." "You were a good daughter." "I needed your admiration too much." "Men have never counted for me." "My son has been a stranger." "I'll come help you." "I don't need your help, kid." "Come on." "Thank you." "For what?" "I didn't buy any presents." "I don't know what you like." "I wanted to thank you." "I had to give my marrow." "Now you do." "My parents don't want me to." "That's perfect." "Junon is my mom, so it's my business." "If it had been your mother, you'd have helped, right?" "Right." "But it's my mother, so you shouldn't thank me." "I wasn't scared of the pain." "I couldn't care less!" "I wasn't scared." "You've failed at nothing." "Let's go bother Anatole." "I'm 16." "Sorry." "Force of habit!" "Is she your mother?" "She's Andre's lady friend." "That's her." "Andre." "My mama." "Why is she here?" "To see you." "Who is she?" "Rosaime." "Andre's companion." "Come and give me a kiss!" "When your daddy was a little boy" "Rosaime and Andre." "Both adored him." "He was the favorite?" "Yes." "So Rosaime likes to see you." "Good evening." "I'm Spatafora." "I know who you are." "Paul." "For reading in bed." "Thank you." "It's a flashlight." "Daddy, hurry up!" "Don't play with the fireworks!" "Daddy, look!" ""Remember when you played," ""the promise-game with me?" ""Sun and moon" ""would have died, if ever" ""you lost your Sweeney!"" "Champagne?" "Thank you." "I love to see the children." "Look at your husband." "He's always been devoted." "Yeah." "What's Simon doing on the veranda?" "Cleaning up." "Why isn't he out here with us?" "Over the years he's changed so much." "He was so sharp before." "Before what?" "We always figured you'd end up together." "Me and who?" "You and Simon!" "Before he gave you to his cousin." "When he was young, he was so funny." "Ivan was the most delicate." "Henri was angry with the world." "Simon was the happiest." "When he gave up on you, he became sad." "Gave up on me?" "Look at Ivan, running all over!" "He's fulfilled." "So healthy!" "You always look so healthy." "Henri wasn't right for you either." "The three boys made the right choice for you." "They never told me." "Class act!" "Beer?" "Joseph?" "Joseph?" "I met all three of them on the same day." "Ivan was pathologically shy." "When he said he loved me, he was shaking all over." "I didn't know I could do that." "Or that someone could find me pretty." "A man loved me to death." "I was a little drab, very sensible." "Henri and Simon were cynical, swamped by girlfriends." "I was shocked." "It was delightful." "Henri made a pass at me, as with every girl." "I thought Simon was indifferent." "He was arrogant." "So much charm and so many choices." "Ivan was ill." "I was able to save his life." "Marriage made a man of him." "Rosaime told me you passed on me." "What did she say?" "When did it happen?" "What do you mean?" "I want details." "She mentioned a decision you all made." "Tell me where and when." "Was it here?" "Easter vacation, 1991." "At the community center." "I remember." "Is Ivan aware of this?" "It's history." "Was Ivan with you?" "Or did you and Henri decide our fate behind his back?" "Ivan was there." "What did you say?" "Henri and I were talking about you." "Guy talk." "Ivan was quiet, smiling." "Then he said:" ""If I don't get her, I'll never get over it."" "What did you reply?" "I can't remember." ""She's right for you."" "Exactly!" "The exact word!" ""Take her, she's yours."" "I'm not to be given, like a camel or a goat." "I didn't give you." "I was 27." "An idiot." "I was hollow." "Still am." "Did you love me?" "Yes." "Do you love me?" "Yes." "Scumbag!" "You're part of the game!" "By choosing for me, you played." "I was right." "Ivan loved you infinitely." "It's your love that was infinite." "You played my hand and you cheated." "Now I'll never know my life." "It's not mine." "I wasn't free to prefer Ivan." "Henri was there too." "It's not the same." "You really love me." "Henri wanted sex, and got it." "For 10 years you've had no life." "You're pathetic in your studio." "You don't talk." "You're sad." "You spend Sundays doing the dishes, stealing glances, avoiding my kids." "You're a failure, clinging to the Vuillards." "You never got over me." "Sun. 24 December THE PHANTOM" "When you were born, I wondered if you could have saved Joseph." "But you came too late." "Your sister, radiant with health and you who'll never know who you are." "Some snow here." "Joseph looked like his father, right?" "A little." "That's him, in the background." "What can I say?" "From his birth to his death, all he did was die." "At the age of 4, he was very touching." "Running around the house." "Then we found out he had cancer." "You couldn't tell at first." "Then it was the hospital with his father." "It was Abel who really knew him." "I was here with two children, one who was gurgling in my arms, the other in Paris under a plastic tent in a sterile room." "And pregnant with the third!" "Joseph was very abstract." "This is the grave of Andre, my mother." "You'll be buried with Joseph?" "I'll be over there." "But your son died in February." "Yes but I don't like anniversaries." "The day before Christmas, it's empty here." ""I am Defeated all the time." ""Yet to Victory I am born."" "For 30 years we never knew who gave Joseph leukemia." "Well, it was my wife." "You said I'd last 3 hours." "It's been 2 days." "You're a real saint." "You're leaving?" "On the sly." "Be right back." "Safe trip." "Do you have a pen?" "No." "Borrow me." "Faunia!" "Hurry up!" "Faunia doesn't like Christians." "She won't take part in any Christmas." "Her family is waiting in Paris, where they will celebrate a non-holiday:" "Pasta, chicken, no presents or music." "Everyone will read his paper." "Give Isaac a kiss from me." "You'll be drinking human blood?" "Often at midnight we eat a new-born or crucify ourselves in the garden." "So I'm not missing out." "No, not much." "Cheat on me and you die." "My friend..." "My friend." "My friend." "This Christmas is really not a success." "I hate being a bad host." "I love your house." "It's yours too." "Listen to me!" "I'm thrilled to be your guest!" "Hi." "What about my ticket?" "I don't pay." "I'm in the show." "You still should buy." "Ivan, look!" "Did you go downstairs last night?" "Are you sleeping well?" "I have become a light sleeper." "I wanted a bottle of water." "Do I use too much cologne?" "No." "Am I too made up?" "You're fine." "Did you learn your lines?" "It's going to be very improvised." "I'm ready." "I'm ready." "Anyone there?" "Occupied!" "Where are you going?" "To wrap presents for my nephews." "The show's about to begin." "Don't give Paul a gift." "I'd prefer you didn't speak to him." "Why?" "Aren't I a funny uncle?" "You can fool the others." "Not me." "I can see you thinking..." "Hi." "I'll go." "You're very pretty." "An old toad." "You smell like Italy." "Just in time!" "Elizabeth doesn't know?" "Not yet." "You're trying to remember the trespasses I committed and you've forgotten!" "That's the catch." "Only one person knows my sins, and that's me." "And you don't dare ask." "My blood's rotten?" "Same as your son's, idiot!" "You can't even help your mother." "I can." "Your son can." "You're too scared to use his." "Don't involve Paul." "I've changed my mind!" "My marrow has a price!" "Pay up!" "Your turn." "I want Abel to tell his saintly daughter to piss off." "I want to hear it." "When it was my turn, no one cared." "Now it's your turn." "The bone marrow is mine, not yours!" "Or else I'll keep it." "Then what?" "Then it's up to your wacko son!" "Go tell that to Junon!" "A Christmas play by Basile and Baptiste Vuillard." "With musical accompaniment by Ivan and Abel Vuillard." "Once upon a time there was a brother and sister." "The prince's name was Zorro." "One day his sister the princess said:" "Prince, you must leave the castle." "You stole from the peasants!" "They have nothing to eat." "Wicked knight!" "What did you do?" "I won't say." "It's so awful, your ears would bleed." "So we'll torture you!" "Confess, Prince Zorro!" "Mercy!" "You won!" "I did two months." "No hard feelings." "Prison's underrated." "Good food, good books, got my teeth fixed, gave up drugs, met some really great guys." "Two months isn't a bad price." "You're a basket case!" "I confess!" "I slept with a nanny goat." "He slept with a nanny goat!" "You made your sister and your family cry." "Don't give a shit!" "King, what have you decided?" "In my omnipotence, I think we must know how to forgive." "Okay, Grand Prince." "Zorro, give me your arm." "They cut off his arm and then he was nice till his dying day." "Thank you." "Sylvia, this is for you." "I gave the envelopes to your wife." "For you and your wife." "Some money." "For your family:" "Three wads." "Here, Simon." "You're the best." "This is for you." "For your uncle." "A gift." "What is it?" "From Mom." "How nice." "Henri." "Poor boy..." "Something to drink?" "No, yhanks." "Early on, Henri broke the sweet silence of the meal." "His hysterics had sufficed till then." "No need for rudeness." "So, as the meal began," "Henri raised his glass." "As the Duc d'Orleans" "to his general staff in Spain, evoked without naming" "Madames de Maintenon and des Ursins, his unrelenting, insane enemies:" ""Gentlemen, a toast to the health" ""of the cunt-captain and the cunt-lieutenant."" "The captain was for Junon, the lieutenant for Elizabeth." "Henri sat back down and said nothing more." "Saint-Simon." "Good riddance." "Henri wore me out tonight." "Gently." "Turn on the light." "Eureka!" "What is it?" "Paul's medicine." "Your grandson's." "He'll be out like a baby till noon." "What the hell?" "Why not use the stairs?" "Where did you come from?" "Where are you going?" "Midnight mass." "I'll join you." "It's almost midnight!" "Are you coming to mass?" "He's too old to sit staring at TV." "How about it, honey?" "Who's coming along?" "My coat!" "Bastien, Benjamin..." "I'm Baptiste." "I already told you." "See you later." "When is Jesus going to come?" "I dunno." "Maybe midnight." "Sure of Your love, strengthened by our faith," "Lord, we pray to You." "In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost..." "Amen." "Boys, you should go to bed." "We're waiting for Jesus." "But Jesus never existed!" "We'll wait anyway." "We want to see him." "It's been years." "I love this." "A light hath shined." "Unto us a child is born." "Unto us a son is given." "The government shall be upon his shoulder." "His name shall be" "Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father..." "Then Joseph brings his son to be circumcised." "The presentation in the Temple?" "Not at all." "January 1st is Holy Foreskin day, which wipes out Original Sin." "You were praying before." "A little." "It's still snowing." "What a beautiful walk!" "Simon's not with you?" "No." "He went to join you." "Holy shit!" "We'll go and check the cafe." "Put the boys to bed." "Where are you going?" "It's Simon." "Must be in some bar." "What's the problem?" "Simon mustn't go out drinking." "He gets into brawls." "Take my keys." "Be careful!" "Want a drink?" "You've had enough." "That's my problem." "The same thing." "You'll be sorry." "It'll be your fault." "Another chaser." "Me too." "I don't have much to say." "I'm a little scared." "What did you do?" "When?" "When you lost me?" "What did I do all these years?" "I tried to be part of your world." "You used to be real bad." "How so?" "Embarrassingly so." "Don't do that." "All right." "I have no regrets." "It's great you're with Ivan." "You both get by on so little." "You deserve more." "Seeing you from afar I'd think:" "They're lucky..." "Be quiet." "My life is a prison." "What I do has no value." "It's stupid." "The meaning of what I do is bound up in you." "Without you it's empty." "Before you, I was a fuck-up." "I live for you." "I get dressed for you, wake up for you." "But I paint for myself." "I can continue." "Continue what?" "Shaking when I see you." "Yes." "Getting snubbed by you." "Yes." "Things lose their meaning." "I'll go in the back." "At first I felt something was wrong." "I couldn't understand what." "I stopped wondering." "Today I love Ivan." "At one point I didn't, then it came back." "Look." "As handsome as ever." "I'm your ugly lover." "You're not my lover." "Technically." "No way will I do it in a car!" "Chicken-shit." "You found Simon for us." "Yeah." "Everyone's asleep?" "It's 4 a.m." "Need any help?" "I prefer to clean up alone." "So leave me alone!" "See you tomorrow." "I wonder where they'll be sleeping." "It's none of our business." "You were with the model for a while." "2 years." "Were you jealous?" "I was better than her." "But you loved her?" "She was tall!" "I was bored." "But I needed a girl and she needed a protector, money." "It was sad." "Mon. 25 December JUBILATIONS" "Baptiste, look!" "It's snowing!" "It's snowing!" "It's snowing outside!" "I'm hungry." "Where's Mommy?" "Mommy... came back really late." "She didn't want to wake us." "Where is she?" "Come here." "She's... probably in your uncle's room." "Can we make breakfast?" "Yes." "I'll make the tea!" "Wait for me." "My boys!" "I made the tea by myself!" "The coffee's for Simon." "We didn't need Daddy's help." "How sweet." "We woke up Daddy." "It's snowing." "What's that?" "Weights." "When you think about it, it's funny." "We have the same gene." "You're my nephew, which tends to prove I'm Junon's son." "Which is pretty strange." "You didn't think you were her son?" "She and I aren't too close." "I preferred to imagine my father sleeping with other women." "Or that I was born by caesarian, or in situ or in vitro." "I'm no specialist in that field." "It's pretty confusing." "But it seems I came out of Junon." "Did Dad scare you?" "No, fights are easy." "Since I'm weak, I know I'll lose." "Have mirrors ever freaked you out?" "How so?" "My reflection persecutes me." "What do you see?" "Behind me, a black dog." "But it wasn't real." "Just the image of a dog." "And once my reflection stared at me in a vicious way." "Taking your meds?" "It only happened twice and I hope that's it." "I understand, Paul, why you're not well!" "You think you're crazy because of the myelodysplasia." "It's your mother who conceived you in grief." "Elizabeth is melancholic." "She's the bored one." "Not you!" "You're cured, Paul." "Rejoice!" "What are you thinking?" "Nothing." "Remember what you said that first night?" "Here, in the same parking lot." "Of course." ""If you want to date me..."" ""Ask me to dance, idiot."" "And you asked me." "Do something." "You're doing nothing and I can't work." "Now I forgot where I was." "Take a book and read." "Any book." "I can't." "Go on, it's a mitzvah." "You sound like Henri." "Why keep the dye factory?" "Why not find something better?" "Dying fabric is just fine." "Why am I always sad?" "Is it normal?" "As a child, I wasn't always sad." "It's a real question." "What did I lose?" "Your brother." "Papa..." "Listen." ""We, seekers of knowledge," ""remain unknown to ourselves" ""with good reason:" "We have never sought ourselves." ""How should we some day find ourselves?" ""Our treasure is to be found in the beehives of knowledge." ""Bees always searching," ""collectors of the honey of the mind," ""our hearts are set on one thing:" ""Bringing something home..." "As for the rest, as for life with its so-called experiences," "who among us takes them seriously?" "Who has the time?" "...who hears the clock striking twelve and, once roused, asks himself:" "What did the clock just strike?" "In this way, we rub our ears after the fact and ask ourselves, surprised:" "What have we experienced?" ""Then we try, after the fact," ""as I just said," ""to count back over the twelve strokes" ""of our experience, our life, our being," ""and lose count in the process." ""We are unknown to ourselves." ""We do not understand ourselves." ""Concerning ourselves," "we are not seekers of knowledge."" "You don't know me." "I'm not like that." "In the evening FAREWELLS" "Thanks for Paul." "Sylvia!" "Why is Paul staying here?" "I invented Ivan by living with him." "I'll invent you by not." "Why is Paul staying here?" "Because what?" "Just because." "You and Simon will help Abel at work tomorrow." "Henri Misery!" "Why do you call me that?" "I don't know." "You always used to complain." "Belly aches." "Henri Misery." "Hello." "Dreaming?" "About my mother." "Don't come along." "Henri will drop me off." "Did you hear me?" "Go to work." "Need a light?" "Thanks." "You shouldn't be drinking." "Please." "It's general anesthetic." "Does it hurt?" "Yes." "Here I go." "Attaboy..." "Keep quiet." "Out like a light." " His cortex is very thick." " Yeah, really hard." "I keep pushing and twisting..." "Hello." "Modam." "Hello." "I'm the nurse taking care of you today." "I brought your medicine." "What is it?" "An immuno-suppressor." "I brought your clothes." "Shall I put them in the closet?" "No." "I'll put them on the bed." "See you soon." "Hi." "Hi." "Mrs. Vuillard's bone marrow." "Can you open it?" "Yes." "I'll take it." "Sign here, please." "Thanks." "The cell count is 165." "Hi." "Hi." "We have it." "You are Mrs. Junon Vuillard?" "Yes." "Very good." "Ready?" "I'll do it." "Perfect." "Excellent." "There's a lot of it." "We'll leave you." "Buzz if you need me." "OK." "I'll be back later." "Mr. Vuillard?" "What?" "You just woke up." "The procedure went well." "What did you do with my marrow?" "We filtered it in the lab." "Are you in pain?" "Stay put." "I'll give you Temgesic." "Help me, babe." "It's your health." "Here." "My clothes." "What room?" "Here." "It's a sterile environment." "Thank you." "Here's your son." "How are you doing?" "I'll put you here." "Here's a chair." "Thank you." "I'll leave you two." "Am I bothering you?" "I woke up." "My body can't stand you." "I'm rejecting everything from you." "I hope it doesn't hurt." "It won't." "Good." "I feel like I was punched in the back." "The procedure?" "Look at this." "And this." "Hurts like hell!" "They stole our stuff." "Want to play?" "Heads." "Wait!" "Go on!" "Go on!" "I woke up early, a hundred memories flooding my mind." "Claude's chest when he was 20 and looked 16." "Paul wearing two feathers, whispering to me:" ""I'm Pegasus!"" "My father, brothers and Simon playing in the garden." "Junon will get better." "The transplant will take." "I'm not scared of death." "I now live in the world made by my son." "If we shadows have offended, think but this:" "All you have done is to sleep." "And everything will be mended."

"You think you know a story but you only know how it ends." "To get to the heart of the story you have to go back to the beginning." "Your Grace." "His Eminence, Cardinal Campeggio." "Lorenzo, my old friend." "My dear Wolsey." "Come." "Your Grace must forgive my incapacity." "God has given me gout as a great trial." "Now, His Majesty is very keen that the legatine court be set up straight away to determine the case for his annulment." "Indeed, indeed." "I have the pope's written commission to decide upon this matter." "And from my decision, there can be no appeal." "And yet..." "If Your Grace has some water." "Water." "Mixed perhaps with a little wine." "And yet?" "You and I are old friends." "And we are both men of the world, Cardinal Wolsey." "I even have a son who travels with me." "And so?" "His Holiness wishes to satisfy the king, however difficult that might be." "But for all our sakes, would it not be better if you and I were to try and persuade His Majesty to give up his divorce?" "Surely his passion for this girl will alter and fade with time as all such passions inevitably do." "I fear Your Eminence may have proceeded here in ignorance." "Let me make certain things plain to you." "If you do not grant the king his divorce papal authority in England will be annihilated." "You should remember, the greater part of Germany has already become estranged from Rome." "The same thing could happen here." "It would mean the total ruin of the kingdom." "Is there any danger that they could declare your marriage valid?" "Wolsey has assured me that the pope has already decided in my favour." "The trial's just for the sake of appearances a way of appeasing the emperor." "Then we can start planning the wedding?" "Yes." "Yes, my love." "Also for the sake of appearances, there is something else." "For a while, I shall have to share Catherine's table." "And sometimes her bed." " Her bed?" " It's nothing." "My lawyers have just advised me that to do otherwise might risk countersuit." "I could be seen to be acting against her conjugal rights." "You think it's nothing to go back to bed with your wife?" "What do you think is going to happen?" "What usually happens." "How little you trust me." "I trust you." "I love you." "Catherine is not to blame for this." "Nor am I." "But the fact is, Excellence, we broke God's law for which there can be no dispensation." "You understand how deeply this touches my conscience and how quickly I need it to be resolved." "I do." "I sympathise." "As does His Holiness, naturally." "But His Holiness also suggests to Your Majesty another possible solution." "I have already made it plain to Your Eminence that His Majesty..." "No, this is not the same, my friend." "This is a solution which should very much please His Majesty." "What is it?" "His Holiness is aware of the queen's great piety." "She herself has spoken of it, her love for the Mother of God, for the saints." "And he wonders if Her Majesty might be persuaded like Jeanne de Valois, the sometime wife of Louis Xll to abdicate her marriage and retreat to a nunnery." "What do you think, Wolsey?" "Well, it would certainly expedite matters." "It would save us the pain of a trial." "And since it would be voluntary it couldn't offend her nephew, the emperor." "And moreover, it would afford Her Majesty an honourable retirement." "You will put this to her right away." "Majesty." "Will Your Majesty at least consider the proposal?" "I will give you my answer in due course after I have spoken with the king, my husband." "Father, will you hear my confession later?" "Yes, my child." " Your Majesty." " Your Eminence." "Your Majesty." "I beg that you yield to the king's will." " And what is his will?" " As His Eminence proposes." "That you join a religious community of your choosing and take a vow of perpetual chastity." "You speak to me of chastity?" "Have you not a mistress and two children, Your Eminence?" "Your Majesty is entering the third period of your natural life." "You spent the first two setting a good example." "With this single act, you could put the seal on all your good actions." "Please rise, Your Grace." "It is not seemly for a man of your dignity to be seen to beg in public, whatever the cause." "Eminence." " So you talked to Campeggio?" " Yes." "I told him I could not give an answer without Your Majesty's permission." "And what answer will you give him?" " I will tell him the truth." " Catherine." "All the world now agrees that your marriage to me was unjust." "Even you must acknowledge it." "So unless you agree to take the veil, I shall have to force you." "Do I have your permission to talk to Campeggio?" "I will not speak to him if you do not want me to." " My lady." " Lady Anne." "Master Cromwell." "Do you have a message from the king?" "I think we understand each other." "A mutual friend, a Mr. Fish, now living in exile in Holland has sent me a gift for you." "What is it, Master Cromwell?" "The Obedience of the Christian Man by William Tyndale." "It contains many good criticisms of the papacy and of the arrogance and abuses of priests." "You will find it most illuminating." "But always and ever be cautious as to whom you show this." "You must know it might be accounted heresy even to possess it." "And Wolsey is still keen enough to prosecute heretics as we are called, who embrace the true religion." "I will." "And God bless you, Master Cromwell." "Wait." "Please, will you give this to the king?" "With my love." "My lady." "Come here." "Chicken." "Chick..." "Good chicken." "Don't run away." "Got you." "You never even told me your name." " Jane." " Jane." "Why did you leave the court?" "When your sister died..." "My sister is still here, Thomas Tallis." "She hasn't left me." "She can't leave me." "You can see her too, can't you?" "I came all the way from London." "And I really want you to come back to court." "Why?" "You liked my sister more than me." "I could tell." "I want to marry you, Jane." "What is it you wish to confess?" "Father, I wish to tell you about my first marriage to Prince Arthur His Majesty's older brother." "I know of it." "Go on." "He never knew me." "I swear to you, under the sacramental oath I was intacta e incorrupta da lui comme venne dal ventre di sua madra." "I want to be clear." "You say you were untouched and unviolated by Prince Arthur as when you came from the womb of your mother?" "Yes, Father." "So you came to the king's bed a virgin, intacta e incorrupta?" "Yes, Father." "Father, I say in all humility I cannot accede to your request." "I am the true and legitimate wife of His Majesty." "Therefore your proposal is inadmissible." "Come what may I will live and die in that vocation to matrimony to which God has called me." "I understand." "Furthermore, I give you permission to break the seal of the confessional and tell the whole world what I have told you." "Henry wants you back at court." "You are his sister after all." "How can I return while he flaunts himself with his slut?" "I would be seen to be approving of his ridiculous liaison." "Margaret, you and I must stay in the king's good graces or we are nothing." "Let him marry who he wishes." "That was always your philosophy, wasn't it, Charles?" "So very cynical." "Is that why you keep company with that devil Boleyn?" "You liked him enough once when he helped us back to court." "Or were you just being cynical?" "I didn't see all of his game." "Now I do, I despise him." "So do I. But I hate Wolsey more." " It's a marriage of expedience." " Rather like ours?" "No." "I loved you." "You don't know the meaning of the word." "You can love perhaps for a year or a month, a day even for an hour." "And in that hour I do believe you love as well and deeply as any man." "But after that hour, you love not." "You love another and then another." "Your love is most generous where it is most hurtful." " Margaret." " Don't play the fool." "Doesn't become you." "Eminence." "I need to see Cardinal Campeggio." "Forgive me." "My father is indisposed." "In any case, there is nothing further he can do for the time being." "He has sent some reports to Rome and must await the replies from His Holiness." "And in the meantime my poor father needs to rest and restore his strength." " Lady Anne." " Good evening, Lady Anne Boleyn." " There is the Mistress Boleyn?" " Yes, there she is." "The girl for whom the king would sacrifice his marriage to a most gracious and loving queen." "I have tried to argue him out of his course." "But I swear that an angel descending from heaven would not dissuade him." "Do you think they have taken things to the ultimate conjunction?" "I've received a petition from the dukes of Suffolk, Norfolk and Lord Boleyn saying the divorce has the support of the people of England." "As Your Eminence would quickly discover if you stepped outside these doors and saw the people that is a manifest lie." "On the contrary, the people love their queen." "And they have every reason to do so." "If you'll excuse me." " Wolsey." " Her Majesty has refused the offer." "Are you surprised?" "However, Campeggio tells me that the pope is prepared to consider legitimising any children that you might have with Mistress Boleyn whether you are married or not." "Are you mad?" "You're gonna have to do a lot better than that." "Forgive me, Ambassador Mendoza." "I am new to this court." "Who are these men talking with the king?" "Lord Rochford is the father of Anne Boleyn, Norfolk is her uncle." "Like the Duke of Suffolk, they are Wolsey's sworn enemies and everyone at court knows it." "They would stop at nothing to bring him down." "Yet the king still loves him?" "Not so much as before, perhaps." "But the cardinal should never be underestimated." "May I know what you think of the king's matter?" "It is no secret that the emperor is outraged at the king's behaviour toward the queen." "And I can tell you in strict confidence that he has written to His Holiness demanding that the matter be settled in Rome, not here." "He would not seek to interfere in any other way?" "In what way?" "Well, if the queen were to be renounced might he consider military intervention on her behalf?" "He has not said so." " Has anyone asked him?" " No." "Not yet." " Your Majesty." " Margaret." "Not her." "She's not worth it." "She's a cheap nothing." "Open your eyes." "Look at her." "Look at yourself." "Look to your own marriage." "How are you?" "Burning." "Burning with impatience." "My lady, Archbishop Warham and Bishop Tunstall are here to see you." "My lords." "I understand that you are among my council for the legatine court." "As honourable men whose first duty is to God and your conscience you are welcome." " Has the king sent you?" " Yes, Your Majesty." "We must discuss your brief." "I have nothing against His Majesty, whom I love with all my being only against his advisers and a certain woman whose ambition would ruin a kingdom." "Madam, we are not here to discuss a brief or any such." " But..." " We came here to report, madam that rumours of plots against the life of His Majesty are abroad." "And plots against Cardinal Campeggio." "If any such plots were to be successful then clearly both you and your daughter would be suspected of involvement." "I cannot believe the king would give credence to such rumours since he knows, as you know that I value my husband's life even much more than my own." "Madam, there is yet another complaint." "That you are flippant and show yourself too much to the people." "That you rejoice in their acclaim, smiling, nodding and waving at them." "Therefore, we suppose that you hate the king." "Why should you suppose that?" "Because you don't accept that all this time you've been living in sin with him." "Even when the truth has been revealed, you refuse to accept the king's offer offer to retire to a religious house." "That again." "I have answered for that already." "God never called me to a nunnery." "I am His Majesty's true and legitimate wife." " Madam, for the love of God..." " Yes, for the love of God." "As you yourself once professed, archbishop." "You told people that you knew my case to be true." "So, what changed your mind?" "Was it Wolsey?" "Tell me, do you prefer your place in this earth rather than your place in heaven?" " You have not answered the charges." " Sir." "I consider it hard indeed to be charged and accused by my own lawyers." "Where is the justice in that?" "I will speak to you no more, but you will not act for me." "Catherine." "Why do you go on denying me justice?" "You're so heartless." "So full of hatred." "I can't persuade myself any longer that you love me." "I do love you." "I have never ceased to love you." "You know that." "I don't know it." "Perhaps you should be kept away from our daughter in case you start poisoning her mind against me." "How can you say these things to me?" "After all this time, after all that we have meant to each other." "I'm only asking you to be reasonable." "I am being reasonable." "It is you who will not be reasonable." "What is it you really want, Thomas?" " Want?" " In life." "What do you want?" "I don't know." "Travel, I suppose." "Adventure, if I could." "Travel?" "Where would you go?" "Have you not heard?" "Sea discoverers to new worlds have gone." "Cabot to Newfoundland, others to America, the Indies." "Some speak of China, Cathay, the fabled lands of Marco Polo." "But where would you go?" "I'd set out here though the hair is a forest of ambush and snares." "But the brow becalms us when it's smooth and plain." "And the dark pools of the eyes are dangerous to our ship for to be drawn into them would be shipwreck." "The nose, like the first meridian, directs us down to the Islands Fortunate the swelling lips." "I would anchor here and hear the siren songs." "Then sailing on past the glorious promontory of chin." "We may encounter survivors as we travel down towards your India." "And we pause at the Atlantic navel." "Then the current carries our pilot on to another forest where many are shipwrecked and no further ever get." "I have a new motto." "What is it?" "You'll have to find it." "Where is it?" "On a piece of ribbon hidden somewhere." "Is it here?" "No." " Down there?" " No." "Is it down here?" "I can't wait much longer." "You won't have to." "Your Majesty, there are fresh delays." "No one can see Campeggio." "Where is it?" "Tell me." "What if someone is deliberately stalling?" "Delaying things, making excuses." "Campeggio?" "No." "No, someone else, someone much closer to you." "I'm touching it." "That's how it's going to be." "Let them grumble." "Someone much closer to you." "I want to ask you frankly about Campeggio." "Do you trust him?" "Do you think he's compromised?" "Who knows, perhaps he's getting a pension from the emperor." "As I know it, Lorenzo is the least prejudicial of men." "And he has suffered personally at the hands of Charles's soldiers." "When they entered Rome, they ransacked his house." "I don't believe he has love for the emperor." "Then why is he delaying the trial?" "Well, there are some technical matters that need to be resolved, that's all." "There is nothing for Your Majesty to be concerned about." "Goddamn it." "It's not Campeggio at all, it's you." "You are the one delaying things." "You've gone cold on this divorce." "Perhaps you never believed in it." "You lied to me, pretending to be on my side." "Majesty, I swear before you and before God on my honour I am your most humble servant." "And there is nothing on earth I covet so much as advancing your divorce." "And to bring it to pass is my continual study and my most ardent desire for which I am ready to expend my life and my body and my blood so help me God." "Come, Your Grace." "Don't be so dismayed." "You understand my impatience." "I know it's not you." "I trust you." "I've known you a long time." "Come, let's talk of other things." "By God's body, Master More." "The anger of the prince means death." "Majesty." "I want you to go to Rome, Mr. Cromwell." "I want you to force His fucking Holiness into submission." "If necessary, telling him that if he does not grant me my annulment England will withdraw its submission to Rome and I will withdraw my allegiance to him." "And make sure he knows this is no idle threat." "I mean it and I will do it if he does not satisfy me." "Send in the Duke of Suffolk." "My Lord Duke, the king summons you." "Charles." "I have a task for you." "I want you to go to Paris and seek out King Francis." "Question him closely about Campeggio." "Ask him what kind of dealings he's had with him, what kind of man he is." "Is he honest?" "Does he have any ambitions to be pope?" "And ask him, does he have any secret dealings with the emperor?" "I'll leave at once." "And, Charles ask him about Wolsey." "I want to know everything he knows about him." "You understand?" "I want to know whose side Wolsey's on." "Sir Thomas." "Most gracious sovereign lady." "I have brought Bishop Fisher to see you." "I believe he can offer you true and devoted counsel." "Thank you, Sir Thomas." "Majesty." "Please." "Lord Bishop, are you certain that you wish to act for me?" "You must be aware of the dangers and difficulties you may face." "I would understand if you would prefer peace and tranquillity." "Gentle madam, what peace or tranquillity can there be without justice and the love of God?" "I have studied the case against you very carefully." "They will no doubt press the fact that the pope's dispensation to allow you to marry the king was technically faulty and therefore invalid." "But the obvious way of resolving any such technical deficiency is not to declare the marriage null and void but to issue fresh and more perfect dispensation." "In any case, the continuance of so long space has rendered the marriage honest." "And the principle of supplet ecclesia let the church provide." "...has itself made good any defects in the pope's dispensation." "Then you suppose we may win?" "We may win the argument, yes." "But I cannot pretend that it will avail us much." "We shall still try." "Be of good cheer, madam for we are on the side of the angels." "Hearts are trumps." "What is it?" "I've heard from Cromwell." "He was eventually allowed access to the pope but wrote in desperation." "Why?" "He doesn't believe Clement will do anything for me." "He said, " It might be in his paternoster, but it's nothing in his creed."" "The pope might pray for me to solve my problems." "But he won't personally commit to doing anything about it." "Show." "Show me." "We entertained the pope as he passed." "And I spoke personally to Campeggio." "He was very careful." "But even in the few words he spoke, I thought he dissembled." "In what way dissembled?" "I think he shows one face but conceals another." "He has been asked to deal with a matter he secretly despises." "So my advice to the king, my brother is to not put too much trust in any man in case he should be deceived." "And would you say the same of Cardinal Wolsey?" "I have nothing against His Eminence." "Of course not." "But what do you think his attitude is towards the divorce?" "As I could tell, he wanted the divorce to go through because he has no love for the queen." "At the same time..." "At the same time?" "It is my impression that he has marvellous intelligence with the pope." "They understand each other." "And also with Cardinal Campeggio." "Therefore, if he has such understanding with them and they are not minded to advance the matter then, to speak frankly to you I think the king should take a closer interest in it himself." "That is my advice." "Majesty." "Where is he going?" "I'm sure to service his latest mistress." "Now, why would he have to do that when he has such a beautiful wife?" "You should ask him, monsieur." "Don't you ever want to pay him back?" "Of course, always." "I'm a woman." "Then go to bed with me." "If you like." "But tell me first how is your beautiful wife?" " She's..." " She is just like me, non?" "You have affairs and she ignores it." "To make love for revenge or pain, what is that?" "It hurts the mind." "And the soul, it shrinks." "The soul grows smaller." "And perhaps it even dies." " Your Grace." " Your Grace." "Leave us." "The trial is coming." "Indeed, Your Grace." "I want to make it plain to you again." "If you refuse to grant the divorce you will provoke a marvellous opinion against the pope against the papal courts, and against the papacy itself." "I am obliged to the Holy Father to seek truth and justice in this matter." "And that, Your Grace, I will attempt to do as God is my witness." "You still do not seem to understand." "So let me spell it out for you." "If you fail to find in favour of the king you will lose the king and the devotion of his realm to Rome." "And you will also utterly destroy me." "And that I cannot allow." "I totally understand." "You must have faith, Cardinal Wolsey." "God help me." "My lords, it has become obvious that Wolsey is severely compromised and no longer enjoys the affinity he used to share with His Majesty." "The king is suspicious of his first minister." "And we should encourage those suspicions." "It is time to bring him down." "Here is a pamphlet." "You see, it mocks his period in office as a time of pride, waste repression and ineffectual policies." "It's ready for distribution." "We shall call for the arrest of Wolsey and his agents the impounding of their papers and a thorough examination of his administration." "His corruption will be exposed and treason guaranteed." "All that remains, Boleyn, is for your daughter to prove to the king that all his suspicions are justified." "And then the cardinal will be naked to his enemies." " To England." " To England." " Christ." " Sorry, sir." "Sorry." " I'm sorry." " Stupid dog!" " Amen." " Amen." " Amen." " Amen." "I declare this legatine court..." "And all that is said here is said under oath and in the presence of God Almighty." "I call upon His Majesty to speak first as to this matter." "Your Eminences know well what cause I have to be here." "It concerns some scruples I have regarding my marriage which prick my conscience." "I have consulted widely to discover the truth." "And I have read in Leviticus that it was against God's law and a sin, for me to marry my brother's wife." "Your Eminences I am not the only one who questions the validity of my marriage." "All of my bishops share my doubts and they have signed a petition to put the matter to question." "My Lords, I tell you now I never signed my name to any such document." " And if it appears there..." " Court has not invited you to speak." "If it appears there, then Bishop Tunstall wrote it without my consent." "The king has the floor." "Sit down, sir." " Sit." " I'm not going to argue with you now." "After all, you are but one man." "As for the main issue if I am asked why I waited so long to bring this question to trial I shall answer truthfully." "That it was the great love that I bore for Her Majesty which prevented me doing so." "It is I, myself, who bear all responsibility for my conscience which troubles and doubts me." "Gentlemen of the court I ask for one thing and one thing only." "Justice." "In a moment, the court will call upon the queen's majesty to reply to the king's statement." "But first, I must tell the court that the queen has sought, through her advisers to question the competence of this court to try her case." "Further, she questions the impartiality of her judges." "Finally, she contends that this matter is in the hands of a higher authority, namely the pope and therefore can only be tried in Rome." "Now, as for the first matter." "Cardinal Campeggio and I can confirm that we have the necessary authorization from His Holiness to try this matter here." "Further, we reject any notion of prejudice on our part and will continue to try the case here as we have been appointed." "So I call upon Her Majesty, Queen Catherine, to address the court." "My lord." "Sir." "I beseech you for all the love that has been between us let me have justice and right." "Give me some pity and compassion, for I am a poor woman and a stranger born out of your dominion." "I have no friend here and little counsel." "I flee to you, as head of justice in this realm." "I call God and all the world to witness that I have been to you a true, humble and obedient wife ever comfortable to your will and pleasure." "I have loved all those whom you have loved, for your sake." "Whether or not I had cause whether they be my friends or enemies." "By me, you have had many children although it has pleased God to call them from this world." "But when you had me at first I take God as my judge I was a true maid without touch of man." "And whether or not it be true I put it to your conscience." " Now, what is she doing?" " Shame." "Catherine, queen of England, come back into the court." "Come back into the court." "Perhaps Your Majesty should turn back." "You are being called." "This court has no meaning for me." "Therefore, I will not stay here." "Catherine, queen of England..." "She spits in the face of papal law." "She holds this court in contempt."

"Father, do you have a name for this sword?" "It's called "The Ultimate Sword,"" "the best sword I've made in my life!" "Which is better - martial arts or a good sword?" "A good sword can... help a novice" "And make an expert really powerful" "But most important is who is using the sword" "Cloud, remember:" "Kindness is invincible!" "Lord Conquer has led Conquer's Clan to the strong position it is today" "Mud Buddha, you are praising yourself" "You are in charge of the geomancy here, and if we do well, so will you" "I hope so" "Jester, you are Lord Conquer's right hand" "Truly a servant of one, master of thousands" "It's a dangerous way of living" "We always envy each other" "His Lordship has been waiting all day" "Greetings, Lord!" "Greetings, my Lord!" "You've come" "You know me well" "How will I do in my duel with Sword Saint?" "My Lord's martial arts skill will find no match in the world" "Neither No Name in the south nor..." "Sword Saint in the north are worthy opponents" "Mud Buddha, you talk like Jester" "Lord, I didn't teach him to sweet talk" "If I can defeat Sword Saint," "Conquer's Clan will rule the world" "But I can tell you, my Lord..." "You may have to wait ten years for the duel with Sword Saint" "Why do you say that?" "The time has not yet come" "My Lord, a gift for you" "What is it?" ""When the Wind and Cloud combine, the Fish with Golden Scales becomes a Dragon"" "These two birth charts are of the two disciples you will have" "One is named Wind" "The other is named Cloud" "Wind and Cloud?" "The wind is formless" "The cloud is unpredictable" "As to... how to find them, that depends on your fate" "And after I find them?" "You will be invincible for the first half of your life" "And the last half?" "Find Wind and Cloud first" "Jester" "Yes, my Lord" "Use whatever means necessary" "I must find Wind and Cloud" "Yes, my Lord" "This is a Persian treasure, it is called the Ying Yang Magic Box" "It has 1 08 Celestial Stems and Terrestrial Branches" "My Lord is so intelligent, if you can find... the correct combination the box will open" "It holds the answer to the second half of your life;" "I will then be able to give you an explanation" "Do not use force to open this box" "If you do... the box will explode and all will be destroyed" "Good!" "I, Conquer, can certainly open this box" "Out of my way!" "Go away!" ""By order of Conquer's Clan, all boys with the listed birth chart must become disciples of Conquer's Clan"" "Master!" "Master..." "Conquer's Clan seeks boys with young master's birth chart" "Do not let them know of Cloud" "Yes, sir" "Cloud" "Come here" "Wind, did you memorize the Blizzard Rhyme I taught you?" "Don't worry father, I remember" ""When river reaches Buddha's knee, Burning then will Cirrus Cave be"" "Father, what does this mean?" "This river floods all the time" "Legend says, when the Buddha's knees are flooded," "Cirrus Cave up in the mountains will catch fire, and the villages will be flooded too" "Wind, I have carried you a long time" "Why don't you get down and walk with me" "I like the feeling of being carried by you" "Father, will we see mother on this trip?" "Who told you, Wind?" "I am already ten, no longer a child" "Promise never to mention your mother again" "All women are trouble" "Conquer, I have retired for many years" "Why must you force me?" "Fire Unicorn in the south, lce Blizzard in the north" "My goal in life is to gather the World's Ten Greatest Weapons" "For you to posses the Blizzard Blade is a crime punishable by death" "I have already buried it in the hills" "If you want to fight, we'll use bamboo" "But if I win..." "I'll choose between Blizzard Blade, or your wife" "If I loose today's duel..." "You can have the Fire Unicorn Sword" "You must pay for your madness!" "Whispering Prince, you're using bamboo today" "It is only the first round" "I'll give you two years" "Bring Blizzard Blade to me then at the Cirrus Cave" "I'll take your wife for now" "Wind, wait here for Father" "Father, I hope you'll bring Mother" "Its been sometime..." "You're alone?" "Ying" "Husband" "How have you been?" "Very happy" "Whispering Prince, don't you understand?" "Ying wanted to come with me," "I never forced her" "Ying!" "Didn't you notice?" "Ever since your retirement to the countryside..." "I have never smiled" "I want a man to be celebrated hero" "I want your humble visitors... to adore me" "Now I understand..." "Only by robbing you of your love" "I can make you fight back" "I shall force you to use the Blizzard Blade" "I'll tell you a secret" "I only used her to vent my desires" "I never loved her" "Conquer, you are despicable!" "Mother!" "Wind!" "Mother, I miss you" "We will fight to the death, but I have one request from you" "Speak" "I have only one son, Whispering Wind" "If I die, please let him live" "Yes, I promise you" "I have dishonoured you and your father" "Mother!" "Mother!" "Don't!" "Mother..." "Father!" "Father..." "Father!" "Wind, run!" "Don't worry about me!" "No, I won't run away!" "Run!" "Hurry!" "Father..." "What have we Stridings done to you?" "Why do you destroy my homestead?" "It is our Lord's order" "Hand over your son and the Ultimate Sword" "Give it to Conquer's Clan and we will spare you" "I'd rather die than surrender!" "We'll find the sword after we kill you all" "I have hidden it" "Even if you find it, you cannot use it without it touching my blood or that of my son's" "There's a child" "Is he Striding Sky's son?" "Perhaps not, he isn't crying at all" "Take the child and all the swords" "Yes" "Where is Father?" "Where is my father?" "Calm down!" "My father brought you here or you would've been eaten by wolves" "Curious?" "This is Conquer's Clan" "I'm Charity, daughter of Lord Conquer He's Frost" "You've fainted for two days" "Have some tea I'll take you to eat later" "Isn't it too hot?" "My Lord's brilliance will unite Heaven and Earth..." "These three years, the Clan has gone far" "We are the greatest Clan now" "I am naming heirs to further strengthen us" "Frost," "Cloud and Wind will be my closest disciples" "With their Frost Fists, Cloud Palms and Wind Kicks" "Conquer's Clan shall dominate the martial arts world" "My Lord's brilliance will unite Heaven and Earth" ""Unable to meet in battle" "Duel to death in ten years." "Sword Saint"" "Mud Buddha, you are a true prophet" "Why didn't you attack with your full force?" "Master's body is invaluable, I dare not" "If I cannot handle your attacks, then I deserve to die" "Master Cloud," "His Lordship wishes to see you and Master Wind" "Bring the coloured stones to Charity" "Yes" "Come in" "Charity, this is forbidden ground" "We are not allowed to go in" "To outsiders only, but I'm Lord Conquer's daughter" "This is the Sword Grave, our sword storage" "If not forbidden, it may still be dangerous" "That's why I asked you to go with me" "I'll go in myself, cowards" "You two go, I'll stand guard" "See, you cherish me more" "Let's go, Wind" "Women are trouble" "Look!" "Magic fire!" "No, these are just firebugs" "I'll take some home" "Someone's coming." "Let's go" "Let's go" ""With the unique powers of Wind and Cloud," "Lord Conquer has obtained supremacy and expanded his empire" "With the strength of his martial arts," "Conquer has overcome all but one of his rivals" " Sword Saint"" "This prophecy is a gift from Mud Buddha" "Together with another verse" "I'll be able to find out my fate" "That other verse is still locked in this magic box" "I have been unable to find the right combination for ten years, and Mud Buddha has disappeared for ten years" "Frost, Wind, I have lost my patience" "Go and find Mud Buddha" "Legend says..." "In order to find Mud Buddha, one must first seek the Fire Monkey"" "Use this clue in your search" "Aren't you coming with us?" "I am only a watchdog" "Once I step outside these gates" "I'll be doomed." "Very fragile," "I can't take hardships" "Jester!" "Wind, your Wind Kick lacks practical experience" "Therefore, on this journey be careful and obey Frost" "I understand" "Cloud," "You have a different mission" "I await your orders" "Fong in Unchallenged City wishes to become our ally" "I told him" "I wanted his Unchallenged Sword as a token" "It's his birthday, so go to Unchallenged City" "I will bring back the Unchallenged Sword" "I want more than that..." "Bring back Fong's head" "Can you do it?" "Yes, Master" "You have achieved 70% of your power with your Cloud Palms" "You can succeed, with Hawk's and Bat's help" "Father, I want to go, too" "Charity, what is it?" "If they can go, why can't I?" "I see..." "Would you like to go with Wind, or Cloud?" "You are going to kill, leave me out" "Wind, I'll go with you" "We're not going to play" "Neither am I" "We'll help out the weak and be heroes" "These are not the teachings of the Clan" "Jester, be quiet" "Prepare to leave tomorrow" "Yes Yes, Master" "Charity, stay" "Cloud" "Have you been to the forbidden Sword Grave with Charity?" "Yes, but please don't tell Master" "Chase me, Grandfather!" "Little Pigtails, don't run!" "Old Man, we'll be fighting here Leave quickly" "Surround him!" "I respect you as a Shaolin monk" "Give me the Fire Monkey!" "What a pity" "No one can turn down an order from the Unchallenged City" ""To find Mud Buddha, first seek the Fire Monkey"" "Why do you want to find Mud Buddha?" "It is my father's 60th birthday" "I want Mud Buddha to wish him well and tell him he will live for a hundred years" "Life is determined by fate" "If Mud Buddha were to tell him he will die on his birthday, then what?" "Nonsense!" "Unchallenged City is at its strongest" "Together with Conquer's Clan, Father will rule the martial arts world" "Soon, even you Shaolin monks will have to let us have our way" "Fire Monkey belongs to the Shaolin Temple" "Mud Buddha stole it, so he must return it" "If you refuse to hand it over, you might not return to Shaolin!" "I am Whispering Wind Pardon my interference" "Let's go" "They're about to fight." "Let's go" "Old Man, stay and watch what happens" "You don't know what is out there" "It may be more dangerous" "Who dares to be so arrogant?" "What a pity" "Wind Kick, Frost Fist" "Don't you recognise the Masters of Conquer's Clan?" "I thought you are all one family" "Sometimes, quantity doesn't mean anything" "We'll soon... be one family" "Why fight among yourselves?" "Don't talk nonsense" "Don't associate yourself with us" "All of you against one monk?" "You can't possibly be good men" "You're saying we take advantage of our numbers?" "Frost, have we gone too far?" "I don't think so I've only disabled their powers" "Buddha have pity!" "Your Holiness, this is my first quest" "Please make it easy on me and lend me Fire Monkey" "I promise to return it in a month" "I told you it belongs to the Shaolin Temple" "If you must take it, then how are you any different from those people?" "Without Fire Monkey, we can't find Mud Buddha" "What shall I tell my Master?" "You too are looking for Mud Buddha?" "You have no respect for me!" "That's right!" "Shut up!" "Your Holiness, please help us We need Fire Monkey" "I'm sorry but I cannot oblige" "Then, excuse us" "Excuse us" "Firey!" "You can insult me some more if you want" "Now that I have Fire Monkey." "I'm leaving" "Wind!" "Forget him" "Why?" "We only needed the Fire Monkey in order to find Mud Buddha" "Now that he is already here, why bother?" "Sir, please do not disguise anymore" "So you recognise me" "I know you're a famous master of disguise" "To keep clam in the face of such chaos... you're no ordinary man," "and when the innocent girl cried out to the monkey, we knew" "Grandpa, where are they taking Firey?" "Don't worry, they won't hurt him" "I revealed too many secrets about the future and was punished by heaven with boils all over my body" "Only Fire Monkey can suck out the poison and ease my pain" "Please bring it back to me" "Don't worry, sir." "We'll try our best" "That's good to know" "Let's go" "Lord Conquer must be anxious to see me" "After you" "Master Fong, you are a great man 3,000 advisors Loyal subjects everywhere" "You have all good things one can desire" "On this birthday your only son Ming has given you a 3-day banquet, but why is he not here celebrating?" "He's out..." "looking for Mud Buddha" "Has Conquer's Clan sent anyone?" "Not yet, Master" "Young Master, mission complete" "Master Fong looks very happy" "Everyone from Unchallenged City is there, except his only son Ming" "We'll strike at 4 a.m." "Yes, sir!" "Who is it?" "Forgive my intrusion" "Oh, it's Young Master Striding Cloud!" "My master orders me to bring back the Unchallenged Sword" "People from Conquer's Clan are so vile!" "Master, someone is still alive" "Please don't kill me!" "Finish the job" "How did this happen?" "Why?" "Why?" "Who murdered our whole clan?" "What good are you?" "What good is Mud Buddha?" "Fire Monkey is innocent." "Don't punish it" "Your Holiness" "I beg Shaolin to seek justice..." "Help me seek revenge, and justice" "To kill all of Unchallenged City in one night..." "Only Conquer's Clan is powerful enough to do this" "Buddha have pity on us" "Wind, what are you thinking about?" "My father died here" "Master rescued me" "Legend says..." "Blood Bodhi fruits grow in Cirrus Cave" "They heal all diseases and increase powers" "But no one has successfully gone in... and returned" "They say a Fire Beast guards the fruit" "Master Wind, do you know anything about your father's duel?" "So you've heard about this?" "Master said, it was swordsman Southern Unicorn" "He also died in the cave" "Promise me one thing" "Please tell us" "Little Pigtails has lost her parents" "I'm her only family" "I want to help her find a foster home" "Do you sense something wrong about this journey?" "When a buddha of mud crosses the river, he cannot guarantee safety for himself" "Father has been murdered most brutally... we are all that's left of Unchallenged City" "You must help us?" "We have to avenge Unchallenged City and my father" "You must help me seek revenge." "Revenge!" "That couple agreed to adopt Little Pigtails" "Master Wind is a kind person" "If everyone in Conquer's Clan were like you, the martial arts world would be at peace" "How is Conquer's other disciple, Cloud?" "Cloud is an unpredictable, moody loner" "But his martial arts is the best among us all" "Exactly as destined" "Grandpa!" "Come back, Grandpa!" "Grandpa!" "Grandpa!" ""The Dragon is powerful but will be stranded when Wind and Cloud become a storm"" "Years ago, you left without a word" "Leaving me with this piece of junk" "Now that the puzzle is revealed" "Explain what it means!" ""Wind and Cloud will make you, and break you as well"" "What does that mean?" "One cannot fight against his destiny" "My Lord's ten years of good fortune has passed" "It is now the turning point of your life" ""Wind and Cloud will make you, and break you as well"" "Obviously, it means that my life is now under the control of wind and cloud" "But does that wind and cloud... mean my disciples Whispering Wind and Striding Cloud?" "It is inevitable that the servant will usurp the master" "This is destiny." "Mortals cannot fight it" "Destiny?" "I don't believe in destiny or fate" "My Lord was a great believer until now" "Mortals are like that" "Believing in good fortunes, but not believing in bad ones" "Deceiving themselves!" "We are the masters of our own destiny!" "I hold my destiny in my own hands" "I will change my fate!" ""Cloud"" ""Wind"" "Four famous weapons of the martial arts world..." "One blade." "Three swords All priceless treasures" "Blizzard Blade is buried in Cirrus Cave" "The Ultimate Sword has never been found" "Fire Unicorn Sword and the Unchallenged Sword are both mine." "I am pleased" "Cloud, you didn't disappoint me" "You taught me well" "Good!" "Father!" "Behave like a lady" "I heard Cloud had returned" "I just wanted to see him" "Thank you for your concern" "Who's concerned about you?" "I'm concerned about what you owe me" "Did you bring them?" "What does Cloud owe you?" "Father, your passion is to collect famous swords" "I'm a collector, too" "I am fond of interesting stones" "Cloud owes me 1 9 colourful stones" "Ridiculous!" "My Lord!" "My Lord!" "Masters Frost and Wind have returned" "Where are they?" "They are outside, and dare not enter" "Get up!" "You lost Mud Buddha due to inexperience" "Thank you, Master Thank you, Master" "But Cloud succeeded, and brought back the Unchallenged Sword" "I'm going back to my chambers" "Striding Cloud's mood is like a wild horse...unpredictable" "It's been ten years, with Fong's death..." "I'll hear from Sword Saint soon" "We'll finish our duel from ten years ago" "I must intensively train my Trinity Strength" "Come here" "Before I go into seclusion," "I must settle something" "Among my three disciples, you have the kindest heart" "Wind, it is my wish that you marry my daughter" "I will arrange for a date" "Charity, don't you like Wind?" "Don't ask me" "Look after her" "Master, let's discuss marriage later" "Your father and I had betrothed you to each other" "I didn't tell you earlier because it wasn't the right time" "You and Charity have grown up together" "What a perfect match" "If you do not consent" "I will be greatly disappointed" "Congratulations, Wind" "Skinny, Girlie, let me tell you... father wants me to marry Wind" "Well, I do like Wind... but I also like Cloud" "Charity, it's me, Wind" "Wind" "I want to talk to you" "Come in" "This is not Sword Grave You won't be punished" "I will be brief" "Go ahead" "I remember when Master brought me here, you were the first to offer me some tea" "I felt very warm" "Father said if he hadn't rescued you, you would've been eaten by wolves" "I remember" "So when he mentioned about marriage today," "I was very happy" "But I know love must come from both sides" "I don't know whether this is Master's wish," "Or if it is your own wish?" "But if this is not what you want, I won't force you" "Does Charity know about this?" "I'm the one to decide She has to accept it" "Your eyes, they're the same as when I took you in ten years ago" "If you're unhappy about this you may be excused from attending the wedding banquet" "Doctor Yu" "You're the most respected person in our village," "You must help us" "You heal us when we are ill" "You mediate our fights for us" "We respect you the most" "We have had bad harvests, and Conquer's Clan taxes are high" "We can barely survive" "Please help us" "I will go and speak with Conquer and explain your hardship" "Thank you, Doctor Yu" "Thank you Please get up..." "Go home" "Muse and I will go within these few days" "Let's go home" "Muse" "Father, your arm is burning again" "It does not seem to belong to me, sometimes it hurts so much" "They say I can heal all diseases" "But I cannot heal myself" "Father, are we really going to Conquer's Clan?" "Wonderful!" "I can go see the world" "I can learn to mingle, and explore" "What did you say?" "Just babbling" "Welcome!" "Master Frost!" "Master Frost!" "Here, try it on" "Jester, what are you doing?" "The groom will have to tie this on" "Do me a favor, see how it looks" "You look pale and sick" "Not as pale as you!" "Charity is getting married Are you depressed?" "No." "Who said so?" "I watched you all grow up" "I can see through everything" "If you love someone, you only wish her to be happy" "Wind has a kind heart" "It is good that Charity is marrying him" "Congratulations!" "Such a tremendous event" "I wouldn't miss it for the world" "It's the groom!" "Congratulations!" "I hear your fiancee is pretty as a flower" "I'm not the groom" "I am..." "I'm Frost of Conquer's Clan" "Welcome, on behalf of my Master" "So you're the famous Frost" "Lord Conquer has three disciples" "Fists, Palms, Kicks" "Each has a speciality Too bad they don't use swords" "You are so crazy about swords" "You must be the one known as Seedy Sword" "That's right!" "Father, look over there" "I am Doctor Yu from the Lake region, representing 320 villages of 1 6 towns" "I seek a meeting with Lord Conquer" "Your invitation?" "Is there a celebration?" "Oh, good!" "I have never been to a banquet!" "Please tell me, is it a birthday, marriage, or a birth?" "Muse" "There're so many people anyway" "One more or one less wouldn't even matter" "Please let us go in to take a look" "What is it?" "Jester I am Doctor Yu..." "Mr. White Face, can you let us in?" "What a smell!" "It stinks!" "It's the scent of a woman" "Women?" "We pick herbal medicines in the mountains" "These are the smells of herbs" "You pick medicinal herbs?" "Then you must be Heal-all Doctor Yu with the Fire Beast Arm?" "That's right" "I thank you on behalf of Lord Conquer" "Come in, we'll talk after the banquet" "Look after yourself" "Leave us" "Yes, my Lord" "Father" "It's your wedding day today It makes me miss your mother" "You look a lot like her" "Do I really?" "She died giving birth to you" "All these years, though I've had other women, the one I love the most... is your mother" "I always thought you had a heart of stone" "Charity..." "Do you know what I wish?" "Not for the best martial art" "Not to be ruler of the world" "But to see... my daughter live a happy life" "I wish you to marry well" "Father" "I seek revenge on behalf of the Unchallenged City!" "Ming!" "You think you can upturn Conquer's Clan?" "You are too naive" "Conquer's Clan destroyed my family" "My father was murdered Unchallenged Sword was stolen" "Even if I, Ming, cannot get revenge" "I must have Conquer explain his evil deeds" "Give me Unchallenged City, give me my Unchallenged Sword!" "What's your business with them?" "Monks should be charitable and kind" "So I promised Young Master... to help investigate the murder of his family" "I hope you will help, in the name of Buddha" "How dare you!" "Today is my daughter's wedding" "I won't" "let any conflict interrupt tonight's celebration" "Conquer's Clan may not be as influential as Shaolin" "But we are the leaders of all the other clans" "Excuse my directness" "Support me and prosper Or oppose me and die!" "Buddha have pity" "You have explained your position clearly" "Young Master, what do you think?" "My skills are not strong enough," "I cannot even defeat Wind" "I am certainly no match for Conquer," "I came to deliver this for my uncle, Sword Saint" ""Our battle should take place on the autumn solstice" "This will settle our ten-years-old appointment"" "I've waited for this for a long time" "Everything's fine now!" "A toast, everyone!" "Music!" "I wish I were the bride" "You're such a tomboy Who will ever marry you?" "Wind is one of the favorite disciples of my Lord and he will be his son-in-law" "So after the ceremony, he will be twice as close!" "Wind, promise me, you must treat Charity well" "Understand?" "I will obey your wishes" "Let's bow to the ancestors." "Kneel..." "Hold it!" "Cloud" "Cloud" "Come with me" "Striding Cloud, how dare you!" "I thought you would never come!" "Why did you agree to marry Wind?" "You never asked why" "I cannot let another man touch you!" "I can marry him and still keep seeing you" "Charity" "Come back!" "I have obeyed you for 1 0 years" "I'm leaving Conquer's Clan and taking Charity with me" "If you're a man, go and fight for your wife" "Don't let the world laugh at you" "Fight for your reputation!" "Cloud" "Cloud" "Master!" "Shut up!" "Father!" "Look out!" "Charity!" "She is already my woman." "Go away!" "Charity, is it true?" "I'm sorry, Wind" "Why did you agree to marry me then?" "Have you ever loved me?" "Yes" "It's all right if you don't love me" "Love doesn't call for an explanation" "You'll always be mine" "Charity, I love you" "I'll always be with you" "Charity..." "Master!" "I killed my own daughter..." "Thanks to the ancestors Phoenix is finally pregnant" "The Lui family line will have continuation, and the Xia's family will continue for generations and prosper!" "Father-in-law, bless us" "I will take good care of your descendants" "Lai" "You guard this shrine well" "Even though he is preserved by lce Vigor" "You must still protect my late father's body" "Yes, sir" "Sit down, Phoenix" "Who is it?" "Striding Cloud wishes to borrow your ice Vigor" "What?" "It is the heirloom treasure of our family, how dare you take it?" "I will accert any condition only if you agree to lend it to me" "Cloud, lce Vigor is buried with my late father to preserve his body" "I am very moved that you would risk so much for a loved one" "But have you thought about my position if you took it away?" "That is your problem, not mine" "Sorry, I cannot oblige" "See our guest out!" "Phoenix!" "Dragon!" "Phoenix, are you okay?" "I came for the ice Vigor I do not wish to hurt you" "Halt!" "You may not enter!" "Leave if you wish to live!" "Striding Cloud, return Charity's body to me" "No one can take her away" "With your powers?" "I did not teach you the last move of Cloud Palms" "I will show you today so you will die in peace" "Cloud Palms will only work with liquid, and here we are in the desert now" "I followed you here before I confronted you" "Let's see how much blood you have" "I will use it to enrich my Trinity Strength" "Charity, wait for me!" "Father, look!" "Someone has fainted!" "It's Striding Cloud who stole the bride!" "Hurry!" "Let's bring him inside!" "Striding Cloud..." "Give me back my daughter!" "I must avenge for Father?" "You must love that girl alot" "You're so romantic You can even love in your dreams" "Charity..." "Muse, what are you doing?" "Nothing." "He is still sweating I'll get some medicine" "I've been asking around" "After Conquer killed his own daughter" "Striding Cloud took the body and got into a lot of trouble" "Conquer did all this to him at the royal mausoleum" "There is so much hatred between Master and pupil" "How sad!" "He lost his lover and his arm all in one day" "Father, will he die?" "So you must be very careful when picking a husband" "Who says I want to get married?" "You do." "Its written all over your face" "You taught me yourself" "As herbal doctors, it is our mission to save and help those who need us" "No matter good or bad, a life is a life, right?" "Father!" "What's wrong with you?" "Father..." "Are you all right?" "I won't think of marriage any more..." "This arm" "Ever since I succeeded training this Fire Beast Arm, it has been rejecting my body, as though it doesn't belong to me I can't control it" "Muse, tell my assistants to get ready for an operation" "Hurry!" "Since Striding Cloud's arrival," "I've had a feeling that this arm has found its real master" "I am going to give him my Fire Beast Arm" "Striding Cloud, think of it this way" "We are repaying a debt from a previous life" "Good medicine always tastes bitter its good for you" "You are..." "I am Muse" "You have fainted for four days" "If my father had not rescued you, you would have died" "My arm..." "Why?" "Like it?" "I put it on for you" "You've wakened" "It was my arm Take it as a present from me" "We've met before, during the wedding..." "Muse" "Fire Beast Arm finally found its rightful owner" "Thank you" "Don't mention it" "Striding Cloud, your arm is still in recovery" "It needs plenty of rest" "Muse, let's go...give him some peace" "I'm feeding him his medicine" "He has his arms now He can do it himself" "Wind" "For two months you've done nothing but drink and sleep" "If you go on like this, you will be wasted!" "I'm wasted anyway" "Go with Hawk and Bat" "Bring me the Blood Bodhi fruit" "It is in Cirrus Cave where your father was killed" "Behave if you know what's good for you This is an order" "Cloud..." "Cloud..." "Cloud..." "Cloud" "Cloud, meal time" "You still miss her?" "Let me tell you" "When I saw your lover at Conquer's Clan wearing that beautiful bridal gown," "I was so envious" "They call you Muse because you are easily amused?" "Certainly not!" "I was blessed by a Muse at birth" "Simple as that" "Thank you both for rescuing me" "Don't mention it" "Will you be returning to Conquer's Clan?" "I must" "To seek revenge" "Revenge back and forth with no end When will all this vengeance end?" "In this world some people... have no friends and no love" "I am such a person" "Father, I like the feeling of being carried by you" "Mother!" "Master Wind" "Have some water" "Come" "What is that on the cliff?" "Blood Bodhi fruit!" "They must be Blood Bodhi fruit!" "His Lordship once said just one will increase your powers" "Go away!" "Come out!" "Beast!" "Come out..." "Stop shouting" "If you keep shouting the beast may come out" "Master Wind, please don't blame us" "That day, all 296 people at Unchallenged City took this poison" "It's colourless, scentless, flesh-rotting and bone-eating" "They died in the hands of Master Cloud" "Why are you doing this?" "Lord Conquer ordered it, so we must obey" "Senseless, it's senseless..." "It will be a great achievement for us" "If we bring back your head and the fruits, we'll be rewarded" "I'll give you back the fruits" "Then we'll call it even." "Deal?" ""With a heart as clear as ice, the sky may fall and I will not fear"" "Who is it?" "It's me, Jester" "Congratulations my Lord, you have achieved amazing powers!" "World-dominating powers!" "What are you saying?" "This Sword Saint, such arrogance To challenge my Lord" "He doesn't know you have achieved this amazing power" "Really, you're fulfilling destiny" "Fulfilling destiny?" "Yes, fulfilling destiny." "Oops" "Jester" "You sweet-talker, that is nonsense!" "No, I dare not Every word I say comes from my heart" "Go out" "Yes" "Yes, Master" "You are the only one I don't have to worry about" "Now that Wind and Cloud have both disappeared and" "I must go to battle tomorrow," "I command you to take leadership of the three halls, and help me rule the world" "I only worry about by inability" "I have full confidence in you" "Frost, it is my life's ambition to beat Sword Saint" "Soon, the leadership of Conquer's Clan... will be yours" "Thank you, Master" "In the face of battle, to preserve our interests..." "Conquer's Clan cannot afford any mistakes" "Whoever is disloyal to me must die" "Terminate Jester!" "He's a nuisance!" "Have you seen Jester?" "No, no" "Stop!" "Please don't kill me..." "Lord Conquer is a true villain" "He is playing tricks on us all" "Rubbish!" "You betrayed Master." "You must die!" "He tricked Wind and Cloud and killed their parents" "I'll bring you to a person, then you'll understand" "It is Mud Buddha, Lord Conquer has imprisoned him" "Jester, you look ridiculous... in those clothes" "Let me get change first, and I'll take you to Mud Buddha" "Master Frost..." "So the man who kidnapped him the other day was Master" "I must fight." "I must persist..." "I must not die now" "Conquer killed your parents" "I purposely gave him yours and Cloud's birth chart so he would let you live" "Destiny..." "All things go in cycles Cause, consequences..." "Everything will have its final judgement" "What shall I do?" ""The Dragon is powerful, but will be stranded when wind and cloud become a storm"" "Sword Saint has come for the duel" "A long-awaited occassion!" "Although I now rule the martial arts world, not being able to fight you is like having a bone stuck in my throat" "I must get it out to ease my discomfort" "I am glad you have preserved your strength." "You still look strong" "If I can defeat you today" "I will have no regrets" "I accept your challenge with my Unchallenged Sword" "And I will have..." "Defeated your entire family" "Wait here" "Is he human?" "Why is he not moving?" "Don't" "Stay here." "I'm going in" "Uncle!" "Conquer, I'll die with you!" "I am so useless..." "Help me seek revenge" "Mud Buddha said, Wind and Cloud must be together" "Or it won't be a storm" "Cloud!" "Blood Bodhi fruit can increase your powers" "Frost, announce to the world," "I have defeated Sword Saint, my ultimate opponent" "I am now truly invincible" "You killed the parents of Wind and Cloud" "You ordered Hawk and Bat to kill Wind, right?" "So you didn't kill Jester?" "Conquer, you cold-blooded murderer!" "I was right" "Of the three, you are most naive" "I refuse to be your successor" "You're only using me!" "Correct." "Let it be known to all" "Better that they owe me, than I owe them, including you" "Frost, where are you going?" "I'm leaving Conquer's Clan" "You think you can come and go as you please?" "Frost" "So you two are still alive" "Conquer" "Sword Saint's martial arts is truly powerful" "But nothing compared to my Trinity Strength" "Ten years ago, I asked you" "Aren't you afraid I'll avenge my father?" "If I can take you in," "I have planned for such a day" "Master Wind" "Do not use all your force, do not say all you think" "If you go too far, destiny will prematurely end" "I taught you all the martial arts you ever knew" "Remember, I am your Master" "Cloud is unpredictable, Wind is formless" "You think you two can defeat me?" "Let me tell you" "This is Sword Grave, besides swords it will also be your burial ground" "Prepare to die!" "I taught you Fists, Palms and Kicks, but I ultimate weapon is the sword!" ""The Dragon is powerful, but will be stranded when wind and cloud become a storm"" "Mud Buddha, I don't believe in your predictions" "I only believe in myself" "I have hidden the sword" "Even if you find it, you cannot use it without my blood or that of my son's" "Charity..." "Charity" "Father... don't leave me alone" "Father, help me..." "I'm suffering!" "Give me back the lives of my family..." "Give me back my reputation..." "Give me back the lives of my family!" "Give me back my reputation!" "Give me back my reputation!" "Cloud!" "What are you doing?" "Get out of my way" "After all, he raised us" "Sword Saint, Whispering Prince Where are you?" "Help me" "I am Conqueror of the World!" "It is said "If you go too far..." "Destiny will prematurely end"" "I am Conqueror of the World" "I am Conqueror of the World..." "I am Conqueror of the World..."

"Oh!" "Here's a sight for sore eyes." "Hello, Aunty Peg." "Hello, love." "Oh, my darling." "I can't believe I'm actually here." "I could pinch you if you like." "Come in." "Come in." "Come on." "You've come halfway round the world." "One more step won't hurt." "She's expecting me?" "Ah, she says she doesn't want to see you, but not a day's gone by since she wrote back that she hasn't mentioned you." "She's, um...pretty much stayed up there since it happened." "Except for going to mass." "Good luck, love." "OK." "Hello, Mother." "She'll be different when she comes out of the grief." "No, she won't." "You're the last of her babies, love." "Now she wants me dead too." "I should never have called you back." "You had to." "And I had to come." "You've never done wrong by me, Peg." "Tell me I'm not going to lose you again." "There's nothing for me in Europe." "There must be something." "Not anymore." "I hope you'll tell me about it one day." "I'll always let you know where I am." "If Mum asks." "Of course." "Bridget!" "Sarah." "It's been 20 years, love." "Where are you going to go?" "Mrs. Bligh?" "Mrs. Bligh." "It's the nurse." "Uh, Mrs. Bligh?" "Can I help you?" "Oh!" "I'm here for Mrs. Bligh." "The doctor sent me." "I'm her son." "She's not in her bed?" "No." "Don't give me that look, George." "The air's doing me good." "You agreed to bed rest." "Your nurse is here." "Well, she can come back later." "Thank you, nurse." "You're quite welcome, but it must be now." "I have other patients." "Your wrist, please." "What on earth are you doing?" "Taking your pulse and then I'll loosen your blouse and listen to your heart." "I have no intention of exposing my chest in public." "You insist on being here." "Are you always so impertinent?" "I'm simply doing my job." "So..." "Here or in private?" "There's a definite arrhythmia." "Absolute rest in your suite for at least a week." "I'll visit twice a day, and I'll be back at...4:00." "I'm aglow with anticipation." "Try to get her to understand how potentially serious this is." "Obedience has never been Mother's forte." "I've known generals to buckle under her glare." "They should have used her in the war." "Well, you know where I am if you need anything." "I'm sure I'll manage." "I have a feeling you will." "I didn't catch your name." "Adams." "Sister Adams." "Poor Father." "Having to take dinner with Gran every night." "Is he so worried about her?" "Worried she'll get up to dance, more like." "Frankly I think he's just glad to get out of the firing line." "George Bligh on board with nowhere to run?" "Those widows and spinsters hunt him like game." "Father's a handsome man." "Why shouldn't they?" "I doubt it's his looks they're after." "Leave that." "I love this." "Do you think we might dance?" "Shuffling around as a maudlin here?" "No." "Dance with your bride, you old grump." "I don't feel like it." "Sorry...darling." "I just don't." "If he won't, Livvy, may I?" "Yes." "Sister Adams." "Oh, Mr. Bligh." "We dock in Sydney tomorrow." "I just wanted to thank you for all you've done." "It's my job." "Three weeks tending to my mother?" "I call that duty above and beyond." "I've had more difficult patients." "Not many." "We would like to show you our gratitude." "Would you care to join us for the last night dinner dance?" "Oh, I, um..." "Please." "Your mother..." "I'm asking." "I mean, I'd love to, but..." "I've cleared it with Captain." "I don't have anything suitable to wear." "I'm sure between Anne or Olivia there's a gown you can borrow." "So, we'll see you this evening?" "Yes." "Good." "Is it too much to expect your guest of honour to be punctual?" "I'm sure there's a good reason." "There's never a good reason for bad manners." "Is that one of your gowns?" "She didn't have anything appropriate." "And you found this out...?" "By actually talking to her." "Sorry I'm late." "Emergency sprained ankle." "I told you that was the right choice." "You sure it's not too young for me?" "You look lovely." "Thank you." "No, thank you." "For everything." "I'm sure I speak for all of us." "A toast... ..to Sister Adams." "Mother?" "Indeed." "And to tomorrow - to our homecoming." "To Sister Adams and our homecoming." "Well, I'd best retire before Ms Adams feels compelled to bark any final reproof." "I wouldn't be so impertinent." "I trust Australia is everything you hope it will be." "Thank you, Mrs. Bligh." "Goodnight, darling." "Goodnight, Grandma." "Darling?" "What?" "Nothing." "You're being a bore." "Miss Adams." "How long since you were last in Australia?" "A long time." "Were you nursing in the war?" "No." "Why not?" "What are you, the Inquisition?" "She's just making conversation." "It's none of our business." "Sorry." "No more for you." "Sister Adams." "Would you care to dance?" "Why, thank you." "I should warn you, it's been a long time between dances." "Sir?" "He doesn't need it." "I'm not a bloody child." "Livvy." "You're not rusty." "What?" "This isn't a situation I expected to find myself in." "I hope that's a good thing." "Can I ask what brings you home to Australia?" "Back to Australia." "Is there a reason?" "My half-brother died fighting in Korea." "I'm my mother's only surviving child." "I'm sorry to hear that." "The role of a dutiful child is a hard one." "I lost that title a long time ago." "We haven't spoken for 20 years." "I'm not even sure she'll see me." "Why did you fall out?" "You don't have to answer that." "This is me." "Thank you." "For everything." "If for any reason it doesn't work out in Sydney, we have a hospital in Inverness." "I know there's a position they're trying to fill." "That's very kind, but some obligations can't be passed on." "I wish I hadn't left our talk to the last night." "James, come away from there." "It's slippery." "Come on." "Wasn't doing anything." "Then come back." "No-one needs to know." "Tell them I'm sorry." "James." "No!" "I just can't do it." "Hold that around you." "I'll get the doctor." "No." "It's my job." "I have to." "No..." "Um..." "No-one can know." "I'll be fine." "I'll stay with you." "At the very least, your father must know." "No." "You just tried to kill yourself." "I didn't..." "I didn't mean it." "Alright." "Just..." "Not him." "Thank you." "Ma'am." "What on earth is going on?" "I didn't want to bring you into this, Mrs. Bligh, but I have to tell someone." "My heart is fine." "And James insisted it be you." "What's he done?" "He tried to jump overboard." "That's ridiculous." "He tried to kill himself." "I was there." "Who knows?" "No-one." "Only me." "I've given him something to settle him, but he needs to be watched carefully for quite some time." "I'm sorry." "Did you tell her?" "She saw." "N..." "Did you tell her why you did this?" "I want you to listen to me." "Listen to me." "I know that right now you feel you'll never be happy again." "I know you're hurt." "But no-one escapes suffering, James." "You're behaving as if you're the only who's ever experienced it." "That's not fair." "It's not bloody fair!" "That's enough." "You have a privileged life." "The price it demands is respect for it." "Your pain is real, but so is your duty to your family and to yourself." "Do you understand?" "I love you more than you know." "But it is time you learned life is unforgiving." "It doesn't often give a second chance." "You found yourself with one." "I hope to God you use it well." "Thank you for your help." "And for your discretion." "I have it in hand." "It's not my business why he did this." "But it is my business to know he'll receive care." "Do you imagine I won't care for him?" "No." "Then there's no reason for you to stay." "No-one else is to know about this." "No-one." "I wish you all the best for your future, wherever that may be." "Hello, Mother." "I don't know why you came." "You weren't asked to." "I came because I'm your daughter." "I know what it's like to be alone, and I don't want that for you." "And because I'm sorry." "For what?" "Your loss." "But not for abandoning your family and all your church?" "Your God?" "I didn't come to air old grievances." "Then you'll come back." "Everything I own is in two bags downstairs." "Not just to me." "My child is God's child." "Are you going to be my daughter again?" "Please don't ask me that." "I suppose you want me to call you Sarah?" "That's my name now." "Why don't you just leave?" "I have come halfway around the world for you." "I'm not giving up that easily." "Then we'll go to the church, and you'll go on your knees and ask Him for forgiveness for what you've done." "You'll repent, and I'll forgive you everything." "Every wrong." "You can do that now." "Let Him into your heart again." "Then I can love you." "This isn't about the church." "I'm your child." "You come here in my mourning to make me weak." "Well, I'm not." "I won't let you put my heart underfoot again." "Do you hear me?" "Mum." "I didn't ask you to come." "Please." "Your aunty should never have written." "Come with me now." "I can't." "Then go." "No." "Take your Jew name and go." "I have no daughter." "Go!" "It's been 20 years, love." "Where are you going to go?" "That church is an ice box." "Good sermon." "You slept through it." "Precisely." "What time do you want me at the station, sir?" "Just leave the car out, Norman." "I'll collect Miss Adams." "Is that necessary?" "She'll be glad to see a friendly face." "Are we talking about Sarah?" "Sister Adams, yes." "I'll take that, ma'am." "Oh." "Thank you, Amy." "You should bring Sarah back for lunch." "I'll see how she's feeling." "I'm sure she'll be far too tired for that." "Another time." "Perhaps." "Anyone would think you didn't want her here." "How's Miss Olivia?" " She barely touched her breakfast." " Oh, James." "That girl will fade away." "I'll check on her." "Yeah, please." "And get her to eat." "Mmm." "Listless." "Nausea." "Lack of appetite." "Perhaps James has done his family duty?" "How was the sermon?" "Terminal." "How are you?" "All aches and pains." "You're hot." "Think I will call the doctor." "I'll be fine." "Thank you." "For what?" "You've been so wonderful since we docked." "On the boat..." "Forget the boat." "..I thought you wished you'd never married me." "Don't be silly." "I will call Jack Duncan." "Just to be sure." "You need to rest." "I love you, James." "I know you do." "I can't thank you enough for this." "I was glad to receive your letter." "The hospital will be lucky to have you." "Oh, if they want me, that is." "Jack is a good doctor." "And a good man." "I'm sure you'll impress him as much as you did us." "How's your mother's health?" "The specialist ordered more rest... ..and some changes to diet." "And your mother?" "The guest cottage." "Small but comfortable." "It's wonderful." "Get down, boy." "Shoo!" "He latched onto one of our visitors." "Now we can't get rid of him." "It's alright." "He IS harmless." "It's fine." "Are you frightened of dogs?" "I'll have him removed." "No, please." "He was here first." "He was just protecting what he thinks is his." "Well, he'd better get used to it being yours." "It is for as long as you'd like it." "Thank you." "This is all so generous." "Oh, it's my pleasure." "Now for the tour." "I owe you more than evasions." "It didn't go at all well in Sydney with my mother." "And, yes, I've had bad experiences with dogs." "Does it have a name?" "All he gets from us is Boy." "After you." "Olivia won't be coming down." "Oh." "And Anna?" "Taken a turn, I think." "Close the doors, will you?" "After Jack's done with Olivia tonight, I wish to see him." "Why?" "I don't want him employing the Adams woman." "She said she'd be discreet." "And you're happy to wager our future on that?" "She's a woman of her word." "She's a good person." "And how long before this goodness you so admire obligates her to tell your father what she knows?" "Are you prepared to answer his inevitable questions about why you tried to kill yourself?" "Because he will want to know." "It's not fair." "No, it's not." "But you've given me no choice, have you?" "If I'm slamming the door in someone's face, Elizabeth," "I'd sort of like to know why." "George talked her up." "Well, George is simply playing good Samaritan to a woman he hardly knows." "I saw a lot more of her than he did." "And?" "She has a sort of bland efficiency." "Regardless, she's returned to Australia out of some familial obligation that's gone awry." "She simply wants to earn enough for her fare home." "You know that for sure?" "Well, she contacted George because she has no other options and no means." "She will scuttle off as soon as possible and you will just have to train someone all over again." "Now... ..Olivia." "There's nothing to worry about." "Is it possible the succession may be secure?" "If she's pregnant... ..you'll be the second to know." "From my mouth to their ears, and then to yours." "I've got to go." "One more thought, Jack." "The Adams woman was 20 years in Europe." "A town like Inverness is not going to satisfy her." "Employ someone who might conceivably settle." "Let's see how we go." "I was coming over to see you." "Here I am." "Here I am." "You docked a week ago." "We had to stay in the city for Grandmother to see a specialist." "At least I got to see Aunty Carolyn." "You'd rather see her than me?" "Don't sulk!" "Even if it does make you cute." "Does it?" "Very." "Then I'll sulk." "Papa saw you yesterday." "We got back Saturday night." "I was dragged to church and I couldn't get away all day." "This is the first chance, honestly." "You think it isn't?" "I missed you." "I missed you too." "I worried." "Why?" "There are many men in Europe." "And you're here." "Father had something come up." "He asked me to drive you." "What a lovely surprise." "Chance to say thank you again." "No thanks are needed." "How have you been?" "Well." "Yourself?" "Really...how are you?" "Um, I'm doing better, I suppose." "Are you getting any professional help?" "I have Grandmother." "And she has a heart condition." "There are people trained to deal with..." "I'm fine." "Shall we?" "Call the house and Norman will collect you when you're done." "Oh, I don't want to be a bother." "It's his job." "Good luck." "Thank you." "James, if...if you do need to talk, I'm here." "And hopefully will be for a long while." "Right." "You've had an interesting and impressive career." "You sound surprised." "1937, Spanish Civil War." "Must have been rough nursing." "Any war zone is." "'39 to '46, there's nothing." "You didn't work during the big one?" "I wasn't able to." "Why?" "I'm sorry." "I don't see the relevance." "Well, it's work history." "It's relevant." "But as you pointed out, I wasn't working, which makes it personal history." "I assumed I'd be hired for my skills, not my story." "Is that why you left out your religion?" "'Cause I have no issue with atheists, if that's the concern." "But prayers are said twice a day here." "Would that be a problem for you?" "It hasn't been so far." "But I'm not an atheist." "I'm Jewish." "By faith." "You converted?" "Well." "I'll say my prayers while you say yours." "Would that be a problem for you, Dr. Duncan?" "Fair enough." "The position is for someone to nurse in the community, so you'd spend most of your time making house calls." "If I'm gonna see how you work, we should find you a patient." "Lead the way." "Roy!" "You there?" "Roy!" "Turn around." "Go on!" "Don't be like that." "This is Miss Adams." "She's looking for work." "Thought we could say g'day." "No, you thought you'd come and poke around my ruddy leg again, and I won't have it, so go on, git!" "Roy had an accident." "He came in and we operated." "But now he won't let us keep the wound treated." "You done your job." "You stitched me up." "Now bugger off." "The big risk is blood poisoning." "It can be lethal, Roy." "What do you think, Sister?" "Where do you think you're goin'?" "You have two choices." "Either you shoot me or you come inside and let me do what I must to keep you healthy." "I'd normally work unsupervised, yes?" "How will I know if you've done a good job?" "You won't hear a gunshot." "He'd have me at that bloody hospital every day." "I've got a farm to run." "You can tell him that." "Well?" "It does need treatment." "Yeah, go on..." "Hear me out!" "It's clear you don't like the doctor and it's just as clear he doesn't like me or he wouldn't have brought me to be held at gunpoint during a job interview." "So, do me a favour - let me dress the wound." "It'll save your leg and your farm with it." "It'll also give Dr. Duncan a nice big serving of crow." "What do you say?" "Struth, missy." "Yeah, righto." "You do your worst." "Well?" "Thanks for the gift, Roy." "I'll see you next week, then." "I imagine that's up to Dr. Duncan." "Now, you'd be a fool to let that one go, but I s'pose that means you probably will." "How did you manage that?" "It was quite easy, really, once we learned we had shared opinions." "On?" "You." "You think I'm being unfair." "Devoid of humour or charm perhaps, but unfair implies you had an agenda and I can't imagine a reason you would." "If I was harder than I needed to be, I'm sorry." "It wasn't personal." "Apology accepted." "Good." "The job is yours, if you want it." "Are you offering because George Bligh insisted you do?" "No." "I'm offering because we'd be lucky to have you." "You're more than qualified." "You obviously know how to deal with people, even the charmless ones." "Well, I won't rush you for a decision, but... ..the job is yours if you want it." "I thought you might need supplies." "Let me know if you run out." "Thank you, Mr. Bligh, but I'm not sure I'll be staying." "The interview didn't go well?" "The job was offered." "Then what?" "Dr. Duncan started with a definite bias against me." "That IS surprising." "Jack's a fair man." "But it was there... ..and I'd rather not work where I'm not wanted." "Well, I do hope you consider the offer... ..despite your misgivings." "Goodnight." "Goodnight." "You see, you'd have at least one supporter." "Make that two." "I thought I made my wishes clear." "No, you misrepresented her." "She's a lot more than blandly efficient." "I don't understand your problem with her." "Well, it should be enough that I have one." "Come on, you give me one good reason and I'll retract the offer." "The fact that I want it should suffice." "Not this time." "The guest cottage, please, Norman." "Nurse Adams." "So, you're comfortable." "Well-supplied, I see." "Thanks to Mr. Bligh." "With milk, thank you." "No sugar - a dictate of my specialist." "Yes, George is very generous." "It's a generosity - thank you - I'd also like to extend." "You helped my grandson." "For that I'm in your debt." "So, as a sign of my gratitude," "I would like to pay your return passage to England." "That's incredibly kind." "I understand the importance of home." "Clearly your family matters did not go well." "Being here with no-one must be difficult." "In England..." "Did you speak to Dr. Duncan?" "Did you encourage him against me?" "Yes." "I'm sure you're a good person." "You say you can keep your word..." "Then that's all this is - your fear I'll talk about James." "Frankly, yes." "That is a very generous offer." "You would be a fool not to accept." "And you'd be a fool to think I would." "Perhaps a larger sum." "I won't be bought, Mrs. Bligh." "I've been told what to do before." "I've been forced." "And I promised myself never again." "Thank you for helping me make up my mind." "You'd stay just to spite me?" "I'll stay because my choices are mine, not yours." "Then we shall see." "We shall."

"©" "©" "© P@rM!" "NdeR" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™ Mobile - +919815899536" "No potty breaks." "Dude, stop the truck." "You can leave us here." "It's fine." "Hey, how far is the Lake?" "'Bout a mile East." "Oh, perfect, because I need a bath." "Not that I don't love this sexy, impulsive thing, 'cause I do, but what are the chances we're gonna get lost, and, you know, we're gonna die..." "Horribly?" "Look, you keep talking like that, and you're gonna start lactating." "Wow." "So beautiful here." "Ooh." "And real scary, huh?" "Okay, fine." "Make fun of me." "But when a Wolverine comes out and mauls you, you're gonna be sorry." "And you're naked." "Oh, you noticed." "Hey, come on." "God." "Uh" "What are you laughing at?" "I meant to do that." "You laughing at me?" "Yeah." "Huh?" "Hmm?" "What's that?" "Oh, come on." "The water's cold." "It shrinks a little bit." "Shh." "I don't hear anything." "Come on." "Come on." "I got an idea." "Oh, my God." "This is so naughty." "Mm." "Ow." "God, something bit me." "Oh, yeah, like perhaps Wolverine?" "Ooh." "Oh, ah..." "Ah..." "Aah!" "Help!" "Somebody help me!" "Stop!" "Don't come near!" "Aah!" "Oh, my God!" "Jason!" "Jason!" "Aah!" "Hey, big guy." "You want to come inside?" "Your mom needs some help." "Sure, dad." "Okay." "♪ ♪ aah!" "Sadie!" "No cell phone reception." "It's like, uh, we've gone back in time." "Ugh." "How can this place smell of cookies and foot cream simultaneously?" "Well, they were two of Aunt Sadie's favorite things." "That and dropping f-bombs." "Oh, I am not gonna miss that at Thanksgiving." "Didn't she always blame it on the dog?" "Yeah." "You know, as, uh..." "As both your wife and your Real Estate Agent..." "Mm-hmm." "I can pretty much say with confidence that most of this crap has got to go." "Huh." "Mm-hmm." "It's gonna be a huge job." "Yeah." "But we can't bring it all back to the house." "She--she was eccentric." "Really?" "Um, yeah." "A different word popped into my mind." "You know, everything's almost exactly how I remember it." "I mean, I never thought that..." "Well, I never thought that we'd be cleaning out her cabin." "So..." "Feel like I'm selling part of my childhood with this place." "I know, honey, but it's best we stay in town." "Mm." "Can I have that?" "No." "Uh, yeah, sure." "No." "Yes." "I have a" "I have a pop quiz for you, mister EPA scientist." "Uh-huh." "Okay, so what kind of animal lives in a tank like that one?" "Um..." "The smart money's on that lizard right there." "What?" "Oh, is there nothing there?" "That was probably my mistake." "Oh, you-- funny." "Freak out the city girl." "Just 'cause I don't share the Bickerman infatuation with-- what?" "Life?" "Nature?" "Nature to you." "Disgusting creatures to me." "All right, well, heads up for both of you, just--there might be an escaped lizard somewhere in the house." "Can we keep it?" "Absolutely not." "No." "Besides, you already have a pet." "Crocodiles aren't pets." "Well, they are to some people, pal." "Not if they're stuffed." "You know what?" "If we find any kind of vermin in the house, your dad is gonna take care of it." "Mm-hmm." "Uh..." "Dad?" "In a--in a completely humane way, of course." "Sure." "Sit down." "Mr. Bickerman." "Hey." "Nate." "Nathan." "Come on in." "Ah." "Sheriff Willinger." "Hey." "Susan." "It's been a while." "Almost a year since Sadie passed." "I was going by, saw your vehicle." "I thought I'd drop in, say hey." "Yeah, of course." "Takes after Sadie, huh?" "Uh, Connor, could you give us a minute, please?" "Thanks." "Yeah, we, uh, we haven't told him, so..." "Oh." "I don't blame you." "Boy his age, that would raise questions you don't have answers to." "Hell, I'd like to know what your aunt was doing feeding wild crocs." "Well, she was lonely." "I mean, I know-- we live in town." "We don't get out here that much." "And with--you know, since Connor was born, and our jobs, it's..." "Well, there's never enough time." "And now the place is for sale?" "Took a year for us to drive out here to clean up Sadie's stuff." "It's--you know, believe me, this isn't easy for me." "If we had a choice, we probably wouldn't even sell it." "Yeah, but it's not like we can come out here and have a picnic and forget about what happened." "I--I don't even like bringing Connor here for a few hours." "Well, that's understandable." "I'd like you to know that, uh..." "Whoa." "I've been all over that Lake." "Back to front, top to bottom, had a sonar rig brought in, and I can tell you, ma'am, there ain't nothing swimming in that Lake bigger than a trout." "Yeah, but you can never be sure, right?" "Uh, ma'am, when my predecessor left the job, the county wanted to hire somebody..." "Hey, where you going?" "Who could guarantee what happened here didn't happen again, and that's me." "Now, you're gonna have to trust me, you know?" "I've seen things that are a lot worse than what happened here." "Hell, I had a 6'5" cross-dresser come at me with a machete." "What I'm trying to say is in this world, it's the people you got to worry about, not the animals." "I'm gonna" " I'm gonna be on my way." "Sure, Sheriff." "Thank you for coming by." "You take care now." "All I'm saying is that if the Lake is clear, there's no reason to sell." "Nathan, we didn't even come here when Sadie was alive." "I know." "I mean, no one knows better than you how bad the market is right now." "I'm just saying why don't we wait?" "You know, test it out." "We could..." "Please?" "You know what?" "Fine." "Okay." "We can wait until the market recovers, but Connor is not swimming in that Lake." "Done." "But he's not gonna make any friends if we keep dragging him off to the middle of nowhere." "Well..." "Connor?" "Where'd he go?" "I don't know." "Come here, little guy." "I'm not gonna hurt you." "Whoa." "Looks like I got a pet after all." "Lots of 'em." "Connor." "Don't run off without telling us, okay?" "Sorry." "Come on." "We're driving back to town." "Mm." "It's 6:00 A.M. and you're not on the trail." "You're going soft on me?" "Yeah." "I thought you had a big day." "I do." "Don't I at least get a "good morning"?" "Uh, sorry." "Um, we lost another one." "Oh." "Uh, the signal from the elk's radio collar went erratic, and then we lost it completely yesterday afternoon, so..." "This one is gonna be the last one." "Meaning you know what's been happening to them?" "Uh, I think it's a poacher." "I think they're bringing hunters onto state land." "I think it's a business, and..." "I, uh, hope you find your bad guy, Hmm?" "Good morning." "Oh, and don't forget to say goodbye to your zoologist in training." "Right." "Right." "Hey, is Vica coming by today?" "Uh, she has to take her dog to the vet." "Something about it having another panic attack, but, um, I promised Connor" "I would spend the day with him anyway, so..." "Hey, Connor?" "I'm heading out the door." "You want to say goodbye to me before I leave?" "Love you." "Goodbye?" "When did you get back?" "Uh, late last night." "Something came up at work, and I will tell you all about it when I get home." "But, dad" "I got to go, okay?" "Bye." "♪ ♪" "God, mother of--ugh." "Next year you are going to summer school." "You been on there all morning." "When are you gonna be done?" "Soon, honey." "There are a lot of cabins that need renting, and I have so many people counting on me." "Two hours tops, okay?" "I promise." "Honey, why don't you just go play outside?" "Connor?" "Feeding time." "That's all I got." "Hey, no eating the cook." "I'll try to bring more next time." "Where is it?" "Round back." "Tried to take a chunk out of one of my customers." "It's wicked big." "I think it came up through the toilet." "You're wasting my time." "Take it easy, Tony." "I wish I could believe you." "It was a one-night stand, Marsha." "She meant nothing to me." "I have absolutely no feelings for her." "He was kissing Jessica before the last commercial." "...Little one?" "The little one with the same hair and eyes as yours?" "Susan?" "Susan meant absolutely nothing to me." "Where's my mom?" "Connor, where have you been?" "Forgot my phone." "Where are you going?" "Oh, honey, I am so sorry, but I have a, uh, thing." "What was I saying?" "Um, I have a last-minute open house, so I am gonna leave you with Vica for the rest of the day, and tomorrow we will go see a movie." "I promise." "But you said that we'd" "Connor, this is important." "Please understand." "But I need to show you something." "Well, show me when I get home." "I love you so much." "Bye." "♪ ♪" "You got to stay away from those cookies, boy." "You seem to have gained quite a bit of weight since I last saw you." "About two minutes ago?" "I, uh..." "If it were me, I kick your little butt." "Parents' number." "And not a fake one, either." "Got to be here somewhere..." "Oh, my God!" "Sorry." "Sorry?" "Yeah, thanks." "Think you knocked out a filling." "Well, I know the name of a good dentist in town, if you need one." "Ah, thanks for the tip." "Maybe we can call him with your space phone." "Space pho--yeah." "Good one." "No, it's-- it's a radar antenna." "Um, are you okay?" "Yeah." "I'll let you know." "I'm a zoologist." "I'm doing a project for the EPA on elk, so..." "Elk?" "Like deer with big antlers?" "Yeah, but don't tell the deer that." "Seriously, Connor?" "Stealing meat?" "No, I..." "Mr. Dimitri, I am so sorry." "He's never done anything like this before." "Oh, really?" "Hmm." "Yeah, uh, he just loves meat." "Ever since he was wee high." "Well, goodie goodie for him." "All he has to do now is pay for it." "Nobody wants to buy used meat." "No, of course." "It's not for me." "It's for" "Connor, I want you to go straight home and wait for me in your room." "Mo-- now." "Look, I promise this will never happen again." "He's a good kid, really." "He's just..." "He's a little bored." "And that is my fault, not his." "So how much do I owe you?" "Uh, just to let you know, the chicken went off sale yesterday." "So are they usually like that?" "Well, unless there's a species of flying elk head" "I haven't heard of," "I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no." "Sorry." "Excuse me." "Hello?" "Hey." "I just got pulled away from one of the biggest commissions of my life to bail your son from Dimitri's, where he was being held for shoplifting." "Shoplifting?" "Um--okay." "Tell Dimitri we'll pay for whatever candy bar he stole." "Oh, I paid for it, honey, but, uh, it wasn't candy." "Mm-mm." "No, he had a backpack full of meat." "He's--he's stealing meat?" "Yeah." "And, uh, apparently he's taken up smoking." "Smoking?" "Mm." "So remind me to put a lock on the wine cabinet." "He said they're Vica's, but she doesn't even smoke." "And, speaking of Vica, why are we paying her to sit at home and watch tv whilst Connor is out shoplifting?" "Well, at least we're keeping one of 'em off the street." "Did we not feed Connor the right things as a baby?" "I mean, did I eat too much chili when he was in my womb, and now he's a sociopath?" "He's not a sociopath." "I mean, every kid does something like this at some point." "He's just-- he's being a little boy." "A little boy who's been unsupervised." "Okay." "Put him on the phone." "I want to talk to him." "I sent him home." "Sorry about your day." "For what it's worth, mine isn't going much better." "Really?" "Sorry." "Okay, well, um, I'll see you at home." "Okay." "Bye, babe." "Yeah?" "And I just" "I hope you don't become a vegetarian anytime soon." "I'm voting for pork chops." "Bye." "Sorry about that." "Cell reception out here is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity." "Hey, what could have eaten the body?" "A--a bear?" "I told you I saw cougar tracks over there." "He wasn't asking you, Charlie." "He was asking the zookeeper." "Zoologist." "Isn't that what I said?" "No." "Uh, I don't think it was a bear." "But it may have been a cougar." "What did I say?" "A cougar named Reba." "♪ She walks so tall ♪" "♪ and she's taking it all babe ♪ yeah." "Excuse me, sugar, could you pick that up?" "Oh, thank you, handsome." "You can keep it." "Why would a hunter chop off the head?" "Yeah, isn't the head supposed to be the best part?" "Well, uh, that's what I keep trying to tell you, but you don't want to go for it." "Well, it doesn't make rational sense, no, but that might be the point." "She might be trying to mess with me." "Hunters are weird." "Yes." "So if it wasn't this cougar Lady, then what was it?" "I don't know." "Look, if you guys run into any trouble, there's a cabin just on the other side of that point." "You can duck in there if you'd like, okay?" "Yeah." "What kind of trouble?" "Just be safe." "And don't mess with the elk." "All right." "Sorry." "Hope you find your moose killer." "Elk." "Whatever." "Excuse me." "Is there a Reba around here anywhere?" "Thanks." "Excuse me." "You Reba?" "Depends on who's asking." "I contacted you." "I'm Brett." "Then that would make me Reba." "Have a seat." "Now, if I may say so, that photo in your ad, it just don't do you no justice, Reba." "Now, my good Buddy Walt here and myself, we thought we were just getting ourselves a hunting guide, but, girl, you are one fine package." "Well, aren't you just such a sweet-talker." "Once we're miles away from civilization, been out there a few days, missed everything you've shot at and your belly starts grumbling, you're gonna appreciate my aim a lot more than my other assets." "If you receive my meaning." "Well, I, for one, am a multitasker, and I plan on appreciating both." "So, uh, Brett, was it?" "How'd you hear about Reba?" "Internet." "Internet." "How about you two load your gear into my truck?" "It's the big one out front." "Boat on the back, gun rack up front." "Mildly offensive bumper sticker." "You'll see." "Let's go, Walt." "Hey, hey, hey, hey." "All right." "Here." "Thank you." "So, uh, Brett?" "Mm." "Uh, you play your cards pretty close to the vest, but, um, I think I deserve to know what you're really doing here." "Your website said that you" "I don't have a website." "Well, let's just say you're kind of a legend." "Legend?" "Of what sort?" "Bigfoot?" "Crop circles?" "Global warming?" "No." "You know how to find things that don't want to be found." "I'm looking for a girl." "Girl that hangs out in the Woods?" "Or the Lake." "Not really sure." "All right, look." "I don't have a chance of finding her on my own, and you're the only guide that goes into the area." "All right then." "Elks for the yahoos." "One, uh, Lois lane for Superman here." "Where is it?" "Oh, the meat stealer." "Your mother called." "Go to room." "Lost something?" "Like a lighter?" "Give it back." "You tried to get me in trouble by putting this and the cigarettes in my backpack." "Give it back right now." "Oh, and you can ask my mom for the cigarettes." "Connor!" "Come back here!" "Your mother will be mad at me." "Okay, so I'm down to one hot dog." "You guys are gonna have to share." "Connor!" "It was here." "Nathan, I am sick and tired of these false alarms and pranks." "Now, I drove all the way out here because you promised me a bloody mess." "Now where is it?" "It was right here." "Teddy, stay." "Come on, Teddy." "Get away from there." "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" 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"I don't live with my head in the sand." "I need evidence." "Well, what if something just came and ate it?" "And what if the evidence is a stick, huh?" "I don't have sophisticated sonar equipment." "We'd have to order it in." "That would take days." "Okay." "But we do have the next best thing back at the station." "Well, great." "So you and I, we'll go back, we'll come here, we'll check the Lake." "Nothing would make me happier than for you to be right." "All right." "All right." "Let's go fishing." "Yes, dear." "Yes, dear." "Uh-huh." "Why don't you do that?" "I bought this with my own money." "You know, in New York City we got people who swear they've seen Elvis at 63rd and Park." "And we got people who swear they've been abducted by aliens, and, yes, we've even got people who swear they've seen albino crocodiles in the subways." "Sheriff!" "Shut up." "Wow." "That's a little much for Aroostook County, don't you think?" "I believe a boy scout..." "Should always be prepared." "Especially one from Jersey." "Think the sun is, uh..." "Better over here." "Connor?" "Connor, are you here?" "I know I told you to go straight home." "Connor!" "Mom." "I think I did something bad." "Sweetie, is that blood?" "No, it's not my blood." "It's--I was by the Lake." "Aah!" "In the water!" "It's in the water!" "Whoo!" "Ooh!" "You coming, Ellie?" "Isn't it a little cold?" "That's why we came out here." "Get out into the real world." "The way things used to be." "You know, when our ancestors came here there were no heated pools." "They didn't have iPods either, but I noticed you brought yours." "Hey, at least you got away from he who must not be named." "Yeah, let's not talk about it, okay?" "I bought a new bikini for this trip, so I have to use it whether the water is freezing or not." "See, now she's got the right idea." "Or I have a better idea." "Why don't we all just jump in naked?" "That'd be hilarious, right?" "You guys first." "It worked." "Yeah, I guess the image of you naked really did the trick." "Shh." "He actually thought we were gonna jump in there naked." "I know." "He is so-- obnoxious, right?" "I was gonna say funny." "You're kidding." "Not like "I'm gonna sleep with him" funny, but like "I'd set him up with one of my fat friends" funny." "Like you have any fat friends." "Clarissa put on a ton of weight recently." "Tara, she's pregnant." "And fat." "It's not all baby." "She's not giving birth to, like, Andre the freaking giant." "Have you heard from Brett lately?" "No." "If I wanted to talk to Brett," "I would have brought my phone." "I'm gonna let him stew for a few days." "Or weeks." "I haven't decided." "Does he know about you and Aaron?" "What?" "No." "There's nothing to know." "Seriously, there's nothing." "Yeah, right." "You ready?" "Yeah, let's go." "It's gonna be cold." "Oh, gosh!" "Oh, my God!" "What's going on?" "Ah, I can't get through to my wife." "I haven't been able to get through to mine since '86." "Connor, try 911 again." "Oh, it won't go through." "Uh, Vica--Vica, hold still, honey." "This is gonna hurt even worse." "Ow!" "Connor, uh, find me something to soak up the blood." "Now." "Now." "Now." "Well, Suzy isn't gonna believe this." "I mean, "oh, what'd you do today?"" ""Well, I hunted a crocodile."" "You're all worked up over this, aren't ya?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Uh..." "Sorry." "Okay." "Uh, Connor, start talking." "I just wanted a pet." "Sweetie, what was it?" "Mom!" "Oh." "Hey, Suze, guess what?" "...Vica..." "You there?" "...Can you hear..." "Okay, Suze, try to speak a little more slowly and calm down." "...At the cabin." "She's at the cabin." "She's terrified." "...And--and I don't know..." "Okay." "Hey, Su" "Come on." "Let's load the guns." "It's not that I didn't want to let the poor bastard live." "It's just how many times do you get to shoot a giraffe?" "Hey." "Anyway, the zoo demoted me to the souvenir shop after that." "Can you imagine?" "You're joking, right?" "You shot an animal in captivity?" "Just further proving that my philosophy is correct." "Hunting's not fair." "So there's no point pretending otherwise." "What's that?" "This is what guarantees you a shot at the big game." "Big game is what you're after, right, Brett?" "Nothing like shooting and eating an animal you're not supposed to." "Stop the boat." "Uh, I usually don't take orders, but I'll let that one slide." "What'd you see, college boy?" "A turtle?" "Shh." "Quiet." "Okay, that one I'm not gonna let slide." "That's gonna cost you an extra 20." "What did you see?" "Did you see Vica get bitten?" "No." "Then whose blood is this?" "Teddy's." "He went too close to the water, and I tried calling him, and he wouldn't listen." "Mom?" "Yeah." "I fed them." "What?" "The meat from our freezer." "That's why I stole from the store, because I couldn't feed them enough." "That's why they ate Vica's dog." "Connor." "You've been coming here when we told you not to?" "On my bike." "You knew there were dangerous animals in the Lake and you didn't tell us?" "You would have made dad kill them." "Oh, my God." "No, no, sweetie." "He would have..." "He would never have done that." "He would have moved them and taken them someplace safe." "She gonna be okay?" "I don't know, sweetie." "I..." "Try the phone again please." "Okay." "Okay, uh, Connor, we have to get Vica into the car and get her to the hospital, okay?" "Yeah, but what if they come back?" "Doesn't all this take some of the fun out of it?" "You know what?" "You're right." "Think that actually we should track their footprints and sniff the ground to see where they mark their territory." "All right, guys, close enough." "We'll let your predator instincts take over from here, okay?" "Yep." "All right." "This is the fun part." "Oh!" "Walt!" "Walt!" "Walt!" "No!" "No!" "No, get off of me." "Hurry up." "Look, it's a crocodile." "Come on." "Get her here." "Get off of me!" "Get off of me!" "No, don't be an idiot!" "Get off!" "Damn it!" "That ain't right." "That ain't anything close to right." "We need to get the hell out of here." "Yeah, to where?" "Hey, you're the guide." "You tell me." "No." "No." "We can't just leave Walt." "Oh, of course we can." "Something just ripped him to pieces back there." "But I know." "Let's all get back in the water." "You grab an arm, you grab a leg, and I'll just bring up the rear." "Shut up." "Shut up?" "Shut up?" "Just calm down." "Shut up?" "Come on." "You shut up." "Hey!" "Aah!" "Someone needs to check her for ticks." "Okay, Charlie." "Enough's enough." "This isn't funny anymore." "Get your ass back here." "God, which direction did he go?" "Knowing Charlie, he's probably finding a quiet spot to whack off." "Oh, why did we have to bring him?" "It gives me the creeps." "Shouldn't have brought either of them." "Would have given us a chance to be alone and get to know each other better." "So that's what this is about, huh?" "I thought it was pretty obvious." "You know, the first time I met you..." "Well, uh, you had me after hello." "Look, let's find Charlie first, okay?" "Then we can talk about what other movie lines you know." "First you said you didn't like it out here." "And then it was too cold." "Now you want to waste your time looking for Charlie goofball." "You certainly bitch and moan a lot." "You know, I thought you'd be grateful I asked you along considering the alternative." "You guys?" "Charlie?" "Is that you?" "Mail-order piece of crap." "Doesn't work." "Here." "This is for you." "This has got explosive shells in it." "And this, this is a shark stick." "Works like a shotgun, but underwater." "One shot from this, it'll take the head right off a great white." "You're not a tranquilizer dart sort of guy, are you?" "Damn straight." "If we run into this mythical crocodile of yours, let's get one thing straight." "I don't want any of your epa endangered species crap." "Are we on the same page?" "Yeah." "God, Charlie." "If you want to be a peeping Tom," "I'll save you the trouble." "What the--?" "It's another one of those deer things." "Ellie." "Aaron." "What was that?" "Shh, shh, shh." "Where'd it come from?" "Not even sure I heard it." "Aah!" "Ellie!" "So what do you think did this?" "I'll bet it was a shark." "A big shark." "A Megalodon." "A Megalo--what?" "What the hell have you been smoking?" "That's Charlie Berman." "He's a college student." "He's here on a backpacking trip." "He's friends with this guy I know." "I came out here to find my girlfriend, to stop her from doing something stupid." "Yeah, well, it seems like coming out here was already pretty stupid." "Sorry about your friend." "Oh, I hated him." "He's an idiot." "And a pervert." "Yeah?" "Then I'm sorry he smells so bad." "So what we do now?" "In your case, I'd finish High School." "Until then, get back to the Lake and find our guns." "They're back!" "Connor, come away from the window." "They can smell you through the glass." "Is that true?" "I don't know, honey." "Just..." "Connor-- dad!" "Nathan!" "Susan!" "Stay away from the window!" "Uh, the bathroom." "There's thick walls in the bathroom." "Help me with Vica." "Let them get closer." "The blanket." "Here we go." "Five..." "Four..." "Three..." "Down, honey, down." "Two..." "One." "Honey, it's fine." "Stay here, okay?" "But, mom" "Connor." "Aah!" "Oh, my God." "Nathan." "You okay?" "You okay?" "Where's Connor?" "Dad!" "Connor." "Hey, you okay?" "Yeah." "Tony?" "Open up." "I officially owe you an apology." "Great." "Now she's gone." "Where the hell is she?" "Tara!" "No." "No." "No, no." "She--she was..." "She--she was..." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Come on." "Come on." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Don't worry." "Don't worry." "It's gonna be okay." "Could be a gator." "I'm sure she's fine, this damsel in distress of yours." "This is about another guy." "Yeah, she goes on a camping trip without you, so you hire a hunting guide to help you stalk her through a state forest." "Totally normal." "For a complete jealous psycho." "What'd she do?" "Forget her chastity belt at home?" "It's a little more complicated than that." "And it's not your damn problem." "Not my problem?" "Hey, getting you all back in one piece is my responsibility, and I take it very seriously, thank you very much." "So the least you could do is drop your, uh," ""I got a stick up my college-educated butt" attitude." "Yes." "She came with another guy." "Damn, I'm good." "Hey." "Guess what I found." "Now, before we all got unceremoniously jacked from my boat, we were following a tracking signal from an elk." "Now, that elk, it seems, is actually passing through the digestive tract of our gator." "I'm sorry to put it this way, but predators go to where their food is, so whatever killed smelly over there knows where your girlfriend is." "Now all we have to do is follow him." "Come on, baby." "Come on." "Talk to mama." "Yes." "Nothing bigger than a trout?" "Hmm." "I'd say that thing's a little bigger than a damn trout!" "It was just a job for you." "But everyone I have left is in this room, and they're in danger because I trusted you." "It's got to be 25 feet long!" "I screwed up." "Is that what you want to hear?" "I'm sorry." "The big one, I have no idea." "It could have been dropped from the sky." "Yeah, dropped from..." "The--the elk." "Three years ago, the EPA reintroduced elk just down the River." "Predators move towards their food." "It is possible that they didn't show up on your sonar because it wasn't in the Lake." "Question is why'd they come back here?" "I don't..." "I mean, did the big one follow the elk into the area?" "I don't know." "It's an answer for the big one, but the smaller ones, they've been here for months." "Talk to your son." "Uh, hey, I'm, uh..." "I'm gonna go check and see what kind of shampoo you use." "You knew about that?" "Come here." "Come here." "Is this where you've been going on your bike every day?" "You know, they almost killed Vica." "You know they can kill you." "Never hurt me." "Listen." "They're not your friends." "They're wild animals, and wild animals live by a set of rules to ensure their survival." "One of the rules is that they eat anything smaller than they are." "Do you understand that?" "They're not your friends." "It was just something cool to play with." "Both of you left me alone." "You care more about your stupid elk than me, and mom's always working." "You know, I thought it was a rule of nature that parents took care of their kids." "My mistake." "Hey." "So..." "Still think we can get a good price for this place?" "It's a..." "Fixer-upper." "Real curb appeal." "Pets included." "Yeah." "And I--I, for one, am ready to say goodbye to lakeside living forever." "Sweets, I think we should make a break for it." "I don't think Vica's gonna make it if we wait, and we still have a couple hours of daylight left." "Yeah, but she can't walk." "We can carry her." "I know you're scared." "But..." "But with Willinger covering us, we should be able to make it." "Okay." "Sure?" "Mm." "We're gonna have to get the car close if we're gonna get everyone inside." "Okay." "All right." "Okay." "Connor." "Take care of your mother, okay?" "Okay." "Okay?" "Hmm?" "Looks like we're actually gonna do this thing." "I love you." "Um..." "If something happens-- it won't." "But if it does," "I'll keep Connor safe, okay?" "Well, I was gonna say come save us." "Let's do this." "♪ ♪" "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Go." "Let's go." "I'm trying!" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" 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"Okay." "Hurry." "Aah!" "Aah!" "Got us turned round." "I don't even know which way camp was." "I heard a noise towards this way." "You heard gunshots." "Do you really want to go towards gunshots?" "We want to go towards people." "Oh!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God." "We need to get the hell away from here." "Now." "Tara!" "Who the hell cares about Tara?" "Get up." "Don't cry." "Come on." "I'm not gonna say it again." "Get up, damn it." "Stop being a little bitch and get up." "Look, I'm going this way with or without you." "It's Brett." "It's Brett's jacket." "It's Brett's jacket." "I don't know what the hell is going on here..." "I think he's looking for me!" "You can't be serious." "You think Brett gives a rat's ass about you?" "You think he cares enough about you to get his shoes dirty?" "If that were true, you wouldn't be here with me in the first place." "He's cheating on you, Ellie, and everybody at school knows it but you." "No, no." "Maybe he-- he heard the gunshots, or maybe-- maybe he fired them." "Why do you put him on such a pedestal?" "He doesn't give a rat's ass about you." "He told me so himself." "He's not out looking for you." "He's back at school probably in some freshman's dorm room right now." "We got a camp a few miles away from here." "We find the camp and we can find our way home." "No." "No, no." "We've been turned around for an hour now." "The only way we know is towards the gunshots." "Make your choice." "Let someone who really cares about you save you, or you can go crying to Brett." "Like usual." "No." "Please don't leave me." "You go in that direction, and you're walking alone." "Please come with me." "Aaron!" "Aaron." "This is actually the most fun I've had in quite a while." "Mm-hmm." "Some fun." "Can't tell if I'm excited, or if I'm gonna throw up in my mouth from the terror." "Just in case it's the latter." "All right." "We don't even know what the hell this thing is yet, and I'm already picking out a spot on my wall for its head." "You know what?" "Maybe it's mutated and has two heads." "If that happens to be the case," "I get 'em both." "If there's three heads, you can have one." "Guys, I can hear you." "My girlfriend?" "If he wants one of the heads," "I'm not giving him one of mine." "Can't have mine, neither." "I didn't come out here to fight wild animals." "Hey, hey, you know what?" "Look, we can't find your girlfriend if we're all gator crap." "Last chance, Brett." "You gonna tell us why you're stalking your own girlfriend?" "Oh, wait a minute." "If this is about a restraining order, there are ways around that." "Believe me." "I know." "She's being lied to." "About me." "There's this guy, Aaron." "He's a grad student." "He was tutoring her for a while." "He told her there was another girl, and he used that opportunity to get between us." "And now he takes her with him on this trip, and you can only guess what he's hoping to do with her." "I love it out here." "Hmm." "Where's Dr. Phil when you need him?" "Who's Dr. Phil?" "It's not her." "Oh, my God." "It's Tara." "Brett, get back." "It's her best friend." "She must be close." "We got to find her." "Ellie!" "Can you hear me?" "Shut up!" "Well, that's one way to bring 'em closer." "Can you hear me?" "Shut up." "Jonas, you ready for this?" "Try not to mess up its head." "Heads." "Ellie!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Oh, man." "That's got to be the hottest thing I ever seen." "Aah!" "He's awake." "Get Connor ready to run." "Aah!" "Need a bigger gun." "Definitely need a bigger gun." "Wait!" "Stop!" "Aah!" "What was I thinking?" "Give me that." "I'm afraid that I have to ban you from ever participating in one of my hunting expeditions ever again." "Something in the contract about not blowing holes in the guide." "Yeah, no complaints from me." "That bastard ruined my pants." "And he stole my knife." "Well, you stabbed him in the face." "Yeah, I know." "And I would have carved my name in his hide had it not got stuck in his head." "As for your belly aching..." "Ugh." "It's not the first time I've been shot by someone I know." "Ugh!" "God." "It is the first time I've been hit." "I'm afraid I'm not gonna be able to walk out of here." "The boat." "The boat." "Yeah." "Getting in the water sounds like a fine idea to me, college boy." "Well, unless you can think of another way." "Actually, no, I can't." "No way to keep our orientation with the sun going down." "When we get in the boat, where do we go?" "Only one place to go." "There's a cabin on the other side of the Lake." "I'm having a bit of a misunderstanding with the owner, so if anybody's there when we get there, just keep the elk poaching on the down-low." "Ugh." "I'm the one with the injured leg, Rambo, okay?" "Let's go." "What about Ellie?" "We can't go looking for her now." "We wouldn't know where to look." "You think she's dead, don't you?" "I didn't say that." "Look, I can't know for sure, but we wouldn't do her any good if we get ourselves killed, would we?" "Those were crocodiles." "I've read enough about crocodiles to know that they don't stop killing food just because they're full." "They also don't travel very far if they don't have to." "She's nearby." "Whatever you do, do not start screaming like you did the last time." "She's my girlfriend!" "If you had any kind of normal relationships, you'd understand." "Jonas and I chase after a killer crocodile for you, practically playing 20 questions trying to figure out what would drive you to follow Ellie in here to begin with, and, may I point out, that we didn't even know the damsel's name" "until you start screaming it at the top of your lungs, attracting that monster that came out of the Woods and bit off Jonas' head." "And how the hell do you know" "I don't have any normal relationships, huh?" "I know all about you." "All about your boo-hooing about miss Ellie." "But you ask me one question?" "One question about me and my life?" "Okay." "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No." "No, I don't have a boyfriend, dumbass!" "That was hypothetical." "Now that you know all about me, let's get in the boat and go someplace safe." "No, I won't." "Really?" "Not without Ellie." "Yeah?" "Ugh." "Fine." "We'll see how you like being dragged." "Johnny law." "Nathan, actually." "I would have introduced myself last time, but when I asked for your hunter's license, you spit tobacco juice on my shoes." "Yeah?" "I'm a shy girl." "You know, you got a bit of an infestation of a very unusual variety out there." "Yeah, looks like they got you pretty bad." "There were four of us." "And the other two..." "Didn't fare..." "As--as well." "But the crocs didn't shoot me." "That one did." "I already said I was sorry." "Thanks for taking us in, but we need to get back out there." "I'm Brett, by the way." "Uh, Nathan." "Hey." "Uh, Susan." "This is Connor." "Why would you want to go back outside?" "Are you crazy?" "Because my girlfriend's out there on the Lake." "We were looking for her when Reba decided to come here instead." "It's better off behind a closed door than running around in the dark." "Exactly why we need to get back on the boat and find Ellie." "Well, we've been trapped in here for hours, and there's the very real possibility that help isn't coming." "And we can't let you take our only means of transportation and go and get yourself killed." "Especially when that only means of transportation belongs to me." "We get back in the boat, we find Ellie, and then we get the hell away from here." "Ellie's on the Lake." "Now we need to get to safety." "That's connecting to the River and going down to town." "Those are opposite directions." "No, this isn't up for debate." "We're not leaving her." "You don't even know where she is." "Now, my wife and my son are right here, and I can't risk their lives based upon the chance or the possibility that she might be out there." "Sensible conversation didn't get me very far with her." "I'm sorry to have to do this." "I already shot someone today." "I don't mind doing it again." "Get away from the door." "Now's a fine time to grow yourself a pair." "I will come back for you." "I promise." "Just as soon as I find her." "Ah." "Ellie!" "Ellie!" "Brett?" "Ellie!" "Ellie!" "Brett!" "Ellie!" "Brett!" "Back sooner than I thought." "Brett." "Brett!" "I'm coming back!" "Brett, I'm here!" "Ellie!" "I'm here, baby." "I'm here." "I knew." "Brett!" "Connor, get to the bathroom and lock the door!" "Go!" "Aah!" "Brett!" "No." "No." "Oh, my God, Brett." "I knew." "I knew." "Get away from the water!" "What?" "Get away from the water!" "Get away from the water!" "Ellie!" "Oh, my God!" "What is that?" "I'm so sorry." "Hey, hey, no." "You don't need to apologize." "For going with him." "With Aaron." "Shh." "No, you don't have to apologize." "I love you." "I love you." "I love you." "Ellie, go." "Go." "Now." "Go." "Run." "Now." "Aah!" "What is--what is that?" "Oh, my God!" "Aah!" "Nicely done." "Let's get the hell out of here." "Now." "Ugh." "Ow!" "Ah." "It's okay." "I can always come back for the head later." "Connor, stay close." "Oh." "Hey, hey, hey." "Hey, hey, hey." "What happened?" "It killed--it killed him." "Who?" "Who?" "Brett." "Nathan, the boat!" "Now!" "Right." "Go, go, go." "Connor, come." "You okay?" "Keep trying." "Okay." "Plan B." "Ugh!" "Ugh!" "Aah!" "Here we go." "Yeah." "I think we're safe." "What is that?" "Go." "Go." "Go." "Come on." "Go." "Connor?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Come on!" "Over there." "What makes you think Dimitri's not gonna have locked his doors?" "Ugh!" "What now?" "Aah!" "After you." "Okay, let's put her down." "I'll call for help." "All right." "Does anybody have a quarter?" "No." "No." "It's 911." "You don't need any money." "Okay." "No, no, no, no, no, no, no." "No." "It's gonna be okay." "We're gonna get out of here." "What about Connor and..." "This is all my fault." "I should have been there for him." "This is my fault." "Oh, it's you." "Little Bickerman." "Don't you" "oh, my God!" "Run!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Run!" "Go!" "Go!" "Aah!" "Help!" "Aah!" "Help me!" "Aah!" "Connor, Susan, back door's open!" "Go!" "No keys." "Don't you know how to hotwire?" "I'm a zoologist." "Connor!" "Connor?" "Keys." "This is the one and only time you're allowed to steal something." "Connor." "Are we 07 or 08?" "07!" "Connor!" "Dad, lighter!" "Nathan!" "No, dad!" "I'd like to present you today an absolutely extraordinary case, and proof that we are not in control." "We are not in control of our jobs." "We are not in control of our children." "And we are certainly not in control of this planet." "There are no hard and fast rules in nature." "There's no way to create a system by which we can catalog and analyze and predict where an animal is gonna go, or what an animal is gonna do." "Having said all that," "I would like to now regale you with a story of a most unique species-- the Maine River Crocodile." "For the record, it's extinct." "Come along." "So, uh, did you guys have time to read the pamphlets?" "Anyone?" "©" "©" "© P@rM!" "NdeR" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ"

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"No because the battery's dead, it just ran out of power!" "So plug it in." "I left my charger at home." "Fine!" "I'm gonna go home and charge my iPad and bring it tomorrow and you guys are gonna feel really stupid!" "Well good going mom, you completly screwed me over!" "What happened, Eric?" "You said I had to wait till my birthday to get an iPad." "So the one I rubbed in everyone's faces today isn't real and tomorrow everyone's gonna call me a liar." "Would you mind loaning me some of your lipstick mom?" "Because I wanna at least look pretty the next time you decide to fuck me!" "You see?" "And then I can take all my homework on my iPad, and swipe it over to my iPhone!" "Huh?" "Yeah, apple stuff is pretty neat al-right..." "I just don't want any big company tracking where I am at all times." "Aw, that's just a rumor." "They don't really track you." "Here he is!" "Hello Kyle, we're from Apple." "We"re all ready for you now." "What?" "Ready for what?" "To fulfill the agreement." "Can we get a weight please?" "83 pounds, sir." "What agreement?" "83 pounds, good, let's get the blood work." "Hey you can't do that!" "You agreed we could take all the blood we needed." "What are you talking about?" "When you downloaded the last iTunes update." "A window on your screen popped up and asked if you agreed to our terms and conditions - you cliked 'agree'." "Alright let's get him to the water tank." "The water tank?" "I'm not going with you!" "You've agreed to all of this!" "Hey!" "You guys you gotta help me!" "These business casual g-men are trying to kidnap me!" "What?" "It's crazy, dude!" "They're saying it's because I agreed to the lastest terms and conditions on iTunes!" "Why?" "!" "What did the terms and conditions for the last update say?" "I don't know, I didn't read them!" "You didn't read them?" "!" "Who the hell reads that entire thing every time it pops up?" "!" "I do." "Me too." "You're telling me that every time you guys download an update for iTunes you read the entire terms and conditions?" "Of course." "Welll, how do you know if you agree to something if you don't read it?" "Well I turned off all my Apple stuff." "They can't locate you if you don't have your stuff on, right?" "There he is!" "Hey you!" "Ahhhh!" "Dad!" "Dad, I need a lawyer!" "Kyle?" "What are you doing here?" "Dad, if you agree to something but you didn't mean to agree to it what do you do?" "!" "Well, Kyle, it's always the agreeing party's responsibility to know what they are signing." "But it's like eight pages long and they send me a new one like every three weeks how can they know if I-- calm down, Kyle." "It's okay." "You're safe with daddy." "Here he is." "Ahhhhh!" "Come on you!" "Hey, what the heck is going on?" "Your son has made a binding and legal agreement with Apple, sir." "An agreement to do what?" "!" "Apple's inner workings are top secret to all users!" "You know how it is." "No I don't know how it is!" "I use a PC!" "You what?" "Come on let's go!" "Hey now let him go!" "Ahhhh!" "Dad!" "You tasered my dad!" "You said we could!" "Okay, wifi plus 3g... 64 gig." "This one, this one!" "Oh sweetie, nine hundred dollars?" "I can't wait to see the look on Kyle's stupid face when he sees my iPad has more memory than his!" "Eric, we can't afford that one." "Well you don't expect me to get the wifi only, 16 gig version, do you?" "I think we need to get you a different brand, hon." "They're a little cheaper." "Mom, everyone knows that everything but Apple is stupid!" "Here look at this one." "Toshiba Handibook." "The Toshiba Handibook?" "This says it does everything the iPad does at half the price." "Mom, do not screw me over again!" "If I take that thing to school everyone is gonna think" "I'm a poverty stricken asshole!" "Eric, stop acting like a spoiled brat." "You can either have the Toshiba Handibook or you can have nothing at all." "Oh, I've got a better idae!" "Why don't you go across the street and buy some condoms?" "Because we should at least be safe if you're gonna fuck me, mom!" "Eric!" "You might as well go buy some cigarettes too because I like to have a smoke after I get good and fuck." "You wanna fuck me mom, just say so!" "Go ahead, here!" "Huh?" "Go ahead mom, fuck me, fuck me right here in the Best Buy you wanna fuck your son so bad, go on mom!" "Fuck me, fuck me!" "Stop crying, Eric." "I told you if you kept acting up you weren't getting anything." "But I told you I was sorry." "You made me look like some sort of child molester in front of all those people!" "I wasn't trying to get you in trouble!" "Then why did you go outside to a police officer and say 'help, help, my mom is trying to fuck me'?" "Oh wait, I get it now." "The "f word" is a "no, no word"" "and I shouldn't say it around other people." "I'm sorry mama." "If you're really sorry then you'll understand why you aren't getting anything." "Wul, no, that doesn't really have any logical sense, mommy, because I'm already being punished by not getting the iPad." "Mama-- please, can we just go back and get the" "Toshiba Handibook?" "No!" "Welll, then could we at least pull up here and get some dinner?" "Cuz I liked to be wined and dined after I've been fucked!" "What are you gonna do to us?" "!" "What is this?" "What's going on?" "!" "Y-you... you agreed to the iTunes terms and conditions too?" "What?" "I just clicked 'agree'..." "I didn't read it!" "I was in a hurry, you see, and I " " I didn't know what I was agreeing to!" "I can't even read a engrish!" "Hey shut up in there!" "You all agreed to stay quiet!" "Hey!" "Let me out of here!" "This is a mistake, I agreed by accident!" "You can't 'agree by accident, there's a fail safe built in!" "Even if you click on 'agree", another litte window pops up that says 'are you sure agree ?" "' and you have to click on agree again." "What're you going to do to us?" "Everything that you agreed to in the iTunes conditions!" "We didn't read them!" "Huh!" "Right." "Who just 'agrees' to something they don't read?" "And now, the president of Apple :" "Steve jobs!" "Hello everyone!" "I'm here to announce a new product that will once again revolutionize the way we use our phones and tablet devices." "Let's hear it for our volunteers!" "These three people have agreed to be brought here, handcuffed to these beds and become the prototype of our first truly interfaced device!" "The first what?" "They have actually agreed to be surgically altered." "Their lips will be removed and they will be sown together, mouth to anus." "What?" "!" "You agreed to this -- mouth to anus, so that the feces from the gastral track from one will enter the mouth of the little boy -- and he agreed this was okay - enter the mouth of the little boy," "leading through his anus to the mouth of the female-- who completely agreed, they all agreed-- which will then go to a tablet device making a product that is part human and part centipede and part web brower" "and part emailing device!" "I give you... the Humancentipad!" "Oh!" "I should have never uptaded a iTunes!" "You agree that Apple may charge your credit card or PayPal account for any products purchased in the iTunes store..." "Can somebody please explain me what is going on?" "We're trying to find out exactly what Kyle agreed to." "There can't be anything in that agreement that allows a company to do what their talking about to Kyle!" "Oh, nope." "Here it is, right here." "By clicking agree you are also acknowledging that Apple may sew your mouth to the butthole of another iTunes user." "Oh boy." "Apple and its subsidiaries may also, if necessary sew yet another persons mouth onto your butthole, making you a being that shares one gastral track." "Hmmm..." "I'm going to click on-- de-cline." "Well that does it!" "I'm going to the police." "For what?" "To find out where" "Apple is keeping my son!" "Dude!" "When the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!" "The only way we can fix all this is by going to the highest authority on the planet." "You guys-- we'll have to ask help from-- the Geniuses." "The Geniuses-- the Geniuses" "alright." "Good." "Looks good, guys, great work." "Enough, enough already." "Really nice, guys." "I remember when the first version of the iPad came out." "People couldn't believe how easy it was to take their videos, music and photos and all their other shit and share it with other people who took their shit." "The only thing the iPad couldn't do was walk or read." "Until now." "What was that?" "What is that you're saying?" "You want out, are you saying you want out?" "Fine you don't want to be part of this thin sign right here." "No, you didn't read it!" "This says we don't ever have to let you out and can do whatever we want." "Dammit, why won't it read." "It's probably low on power, we should feed it." "Alright, here we go, come on." "No, I will not eat." "If they're forced to eat I might poo -- perhaps I didn't mention it's a bean and cheese burrito from pacos." "Sorry Kyle, I tried to resist but burrito is too delicious." "We have to unveil this thing tomorrow." "It better be reading by then." "Oh, no-- feel sick." "Oh-oh-- oh" "today on "doctor Phil"" "the tragic story of a little boy whose mother constantly tries to fuck him" "I want you to raid Eric Cartman who is a special boy with a very hard life." "Eric, you say that-- you're mom fucks you?" "Yes, she fucked me so hard does this happen often, does she-- does she fucked you a lot?" "Dude, Filipino Hookers don't get fucked the way I do." "I know this is difficult for for you to talk about." "But, where was the last time your mother fucked you?" "At Best Buy." "Your mother fucked you at Best Buy?" "Huh-uh." "And people saw her doing this?" "Yes." "And they didn't do anything?" "No." "Eric, stop it." "Oh there she is, there is my mom right now." "Boo!" "Boo!" "Eric, you come home right now!" "Boo!" "Ma'am, why do you think it's okay to fuck your son?" "I don't." "She does that all the time she fuck my on Christmas, she fuck me on my birthday." "Ohh!" "You know mom the least you can do is kiss me first." "Cause I like to be kissed before I get fucked you fuck your son and you won't even want give him a kiss." "Boo!" "If I was going to fuck my son, I would kiss him first." "Well Eric, we have a very special gift we want to give you." "An iPad?" "Sheryl Broflovski." "Okay." "The Geniuses will see us now." "Now remember when you speak to the Geniuses keep your questions short and to the point." "The Geniuses don't like those who waste their time." "Hi, my name is Leslie I'll be your Genius." "Genius Leslie we have a problem and we seek your wisdom." "What problems are you experiencing." "My son was kidnapped by Apple and they're holding him against his will." "Okay, well I'm sorry having troubles with that today." "Could I have his Apple id? okay." "Oh, what do act with this one?" "Okay, I see." "Hum." "I might need to bring another Genius in on this." "Huh-uh." "This guy's son was abducted by us." "Should I run a stock check or just give him store credit?" "No, I don't want store credit" "I want my son back." "Okay this says he agreed to be taken and being part of an experiment that Apple wants to perform." "Yeah but it's all a mistake." "He actually didn't read the agreement." "He didn't read it?" "We know it's preposterous." "Huh!" "So, just give them store credit?" "I want out of here!" "So, sorry, Kyle." "But I am starving." "Which would you rather I eat?" "Should I eat a cuddle fish and asparagus or the vanilla paste." "Cuddle fish and asparagus?" "Very well I will eat the cuddle fish." "Go, go, come on guys, come on, go." "Don't worry we're here to help you." "Oh, thank you, thank you." "Come on, hurry." "We have a ambulance waiting outside." "Just try to stay calm." "We have gonna to try to get you separated right away." "Guys please hurry, that cuddle fish and asparagus is not sitting well." "We got it, we got it." "Doctor, can you please take this thing apart?" "If I'm going to perform surgery, I need permission." "Sign this release so we can operate." "No, dammit!" "He didn't read it!" "End simulation, end that simulation." "What is wrong with you people, why can't you get the human set the iPad to read?" "We're sorry sir, we really thought we give it to read this time." "Oh, no cuddle fish is about to to come out of my asshole." "Here it comes, oh it's going to be a rage." "Hold on, Kyle." "I believe in you." "Yep-- and then you should be able to do a customer check, uh huh-- okay, that should do it." "Sorry, Apple kidnapped your friend guys." "But I believe we have it all cleared up." "You do?" "!" "Yup, we got you a replacement friend." "You should be all good to go." "Hi guys." "No-- we don't want a replacement friend!" "We want our friend!" "We're gonna have to bring more Geniuses in on this." "Yeah I think we should have a quickening with all the Geniuses" "I'll summon the counsel." "Okay, if you guys just wait here a sec we're gonna have a quickening with the counsel of Geniuses." "See what we can do for you." "Kwaaaaaaaa!" "Kwaaaaaa!" "Do you know if your friend has a verizon or att mobile number associated with his .Media account?" "I think verizon." "Okay." "Kwaaaaaaaa!" "Kwaaaaaa!" "Tom, it's a big exciting day for Mac Apple users, the unveiling of the first Humancentipad." "As part of a clear PR stunt, Apple has joined up with Best Buy and Dr. Phil to donate the first Centipad to a needy boy who was raped by his mother." "In all my years, I've never heard a more tragic story than that of Eric Cartman." "And I want to thank the Apple company for helping us make today a very special day for him." "And it's president of Best Buy, Eric." "I want to assure you that a child will never get fucked in one of our stores again." "When Dr. Phil contacted us at Apple with Eric's story we knew we had to get on board." "And so, Eric, here is your very own-- Humancentipad!" "Woa!" "Coolll!" "Oh wow, no way!" "It does email and web browsing and it shit in Kyle's mouth?" "!" "This is the greatest thing that has ever been invented!" "Yes but, can it read?" "Don't worry, it took a while but I'm pretty sure it has finally learned to read." "Hasn't it?" "Yes... yes, I promise I'll read." "What the hell are they doing now?" "The Genius are just performing the tora ra, it's future stuff." "Performing the toran ra, it's alright that's it!" "I've had about enough with iCrap and me clouds and a counsel of Geniuses without their future!" "It's ok, sir, the toran ra has revealed the answer to your problem." "We can retroactively make your son's agreement invalid." "Ok!" "Finally!" "How do we do that?" "It's very easy." "You'll simply need to join Apple." "No!" "I don't want to join Apple, I like my PC." "But if you join we can make your son's account into a family account and then you have to iapprove all his agreements." "Come on, it's not that dig a deal." "Will you just stop resisting and join the rest of us in the future?" "Ugh..." "Alright, fine." "I'll sign up with Apple!" "Calafee!" "Gerald Broflovski." "Do you agree to let Apple track your location at all times?" "I agree." "Do you agree to give Apple acces to all your personal information including but not limited to your favorite movies, songs and books." "I agree." "Do you agree to care about your membership and prove that you care buy purchasing Apple care?" "Dude, Humancentipad is awesome!" "Sir, sir we have a problem!" "What?" "!" "What do you mean we have to take it apart?" "!" "The boy's agreement isn't valid?" "!" "Sorry, we have to recall this." "What?" "!" "Hey that's mine!" "I don't care what the Geniuses!" "Dammit, I'm trying to create the future here!" "We are all trying to create the future!" "I'm part of the future now too." "I have sat with the counsel of Geniuses." "Performed the toran ra and and I've even been to me." "Mr. jobs, you have done so much for the world." "You have helped connect everyone to each other." "Clearly this is the future." "But-- but can't we just slow down and enjoy the present, a little longer?" "You know something-- I agree." "Come on, we'll get you separated little boy." "Guess you won't be eating Japanese food for a while, huh?" "!" "Ha, ha..." "Hey, hey what is this some kind of sick prank?" "!" "I get the greatest thing ever just to have it taken away?" "!" "Why did you do this to me God?" "Next time you're gonna get get my hopes up, could you please take me to a grease monkey?" "Cause I like to get lubed up before I get fucked." "Huh?" "!" "Some lube would be nice!" "Or at least a courtesy lick, God." "How about a little courtesy lick the next time you decide to fuck me?"

"*AMERICAN DAD* Season 13 Episode 01 "Roots?" Precisely Synchronized by srjanapala" " Sir, what's with all the hubbub?" " Smith, why are you wearing the same basic bitch tie you wear every day?" "Now I'm gonna have to cut you from the fashion show." "What fashion show?" "The one we have every year after Father's Day." "This year's theme... "flex, flaunt, shimmy, and shake, all the way down to the Langley Lake." "Y-You know, I didn't actually think of a theme." "Here comes Duper in what's sure to be the dad look of summer... a big dog T-shirt, jorts, and a socks/Crocs combo!" "But..." "But that would mean yesterday was Father's Day." "This is impossible!" "My family forgot to celebrate... me." "Well, here's something no one will ever forget." "♪ Cream, I need it 'cause you know that I'm a fiend ♪" "♪ Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine ♪" "♪ It's even better when it's with ice cream ♪" "♪ Know what I mean?" "Peaches and cream ♪" "♪ I need it 'cause you know that I'm a fiend ♪" " Yeah!" "Whoo-hoo!" " ♪♪ Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine ♪♪" "♪ It's even better when it's with ice cream ♪" " All right!" " ♪♪ Know what I mean?" "Peaches and cream ♪♪" "One day, the world's gonna see Dick's got just as much to offer on the inside as he does on the backside." "Yeah!" "♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪" "♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪" "♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪" "♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪" "♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪" " ♪♪ Good... ♪♪ - ♪♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪♪ Aah!" "♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪" "So then I told him that I hadn't talked to my brother in years but my relationship with my dry cleaner has never been stronger." "Oh, my..." "Home runs today, Roger!" "Dad, did you hear Roger's story?" "Yeah, it was... kind of funny." "O... kay." "So, um, how was work?" "Oh!" "Did they figure out if those twin agents you hate died in that botched mission?" "No." "Rich and Mitch are still just missing." "Dad, what's going on?" " You forgot Father's Day!" " What?" "!" "Bullock banished me to the "lame dad room."" "Do you know where that is?" "It's the old haunted bathroom that nobody uses anymore because ghosts are coming out of the goddamn toilet" " and going up butts!" " Father, I've failed you!" " I'm so sorry!" " Oh, my God." "I've been so obsessed with corduroy, my whole weekend just slipped away." "Hey." "What if we pretend tomorrow is Father's Day?" " I don't know." " Come on!" "You name it." "We'll give you your perfect day." "Huh." "I guess that could work." "Smith." "Well, that's unfortunate." "Thanks for calling." "This day is... turning around!" "The twins are dead!" "♪ Rich and Mitch were found in a ditch ♪" "♪ Doo-da, doo-da ♪" "♪ Sorry, Mrs. Jankovich, your stupid sons are dead ♪" " Mm!" " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!" "Good morning!" "Rockin' Ronnie comin' at ya two days after Father's Day." "That's 363 days, or 8,712 hours or 522,720 minutes until the next Father's Day... and 22 seconds until I take the pills that aren't helping my crippling OCD." "OCD, OCD, OCD." "Now here's an oldie but a groovy!" "♪ I'm the Scatman ♪" ""For my meal, I would like a Thanksgiving dinner."" ""For my entertainment..." "anything." Yes!" ""For my present..." "a homemade birdhouse." "Thinkin' about becoming a bird guy."" " Happy Father's Day!" " Birdhouse is coming along great." "'Course, the city inspector's riding me about zoning laws, and my electrician's putting me through the whole rigmarole." "Steve, you've made peace with" " never being with a woman, right?" " Uh, yeah." "Hey, Dad." "Just trying to find lyrics to rhyme with "My pops is tops."" "Well, I admire a good karate chop." "Find something there." "Thanks for giving us a second chance, honey." "Mwah!" "Leave it." "It's your day." "A groundbreaking open-concept birdhouse." "You can see everything from the stove." "Not bad, son." "I'd say this house is... for the birds." "We've got turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes." "Mmm!" "You know exactly what I want." "But you don't seem to know that I want it from Boston Market." "Still, looks great." "♪ You're the corduroy of dads ♪" "♪ The best one I've ever had ♪" "♪ I wrote this song for you, Daddy ♪" "♪ I wrote this song for you-o-o-o-o-o-o ♪" "♪ Ye-a-a-a-h ♪" "♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "Good job, honey!" "Kind of reminds me of early Dylan... like, really early, before he learned how to play the guitar." "But I loved it." "What a great day, Stan." "For you, not me." "That guy on the bus got in my face again," " and I just finally lost it..." " Yeah, it was a nice day." "Guess the family proved they really do care." "Are you... kidding me?" "!" "They forgot Father's Day!" "And they covered for it with a B-minus celebration on a Tuesday?" ""Oh, hey, sorry for feeding you dogshit." "Allow us to wash it down with some RC Cola."" "Roger!" "Why do you always have to be the little devil on people's shoulder?" "W-W-Whoa." "Hang on, Klaus." "Roger may have a point." "Stan?" "Well, I... guess it could have been better." "Little devil?" "More like Little Debbie." "'Cause I give some sweeeeet advice!" "Good morning!" "Rockin' Ronnie comin' at ya two days after Father's Day." "That's 363 days, or 8,712 hours or 522,720 minutes until the next Father's Day... and 22 seconds until I take the pills..." ""For my present..." "a homemade birdhouse." "Please... not open-concept."" "Happy Father's Day!" "Just getting ready to "lei" this pig down for your luau dinner." "So "hula" at your girl!" " Leave it." "It's..." " It's my day." "Uh, why is everyone acting like it's yesterday?" "Because I erased their memories so they could relive the previous day, giving them another shot at a decent Father's Day." "You're "Groundhog Day'ing" the fam?" "!" "Wait." "Why didn't you erase my memory?" "Come on, bud." "You're not even on my radar." "So, the family has no idea they're reliving yesterday's Father's Day?" "Nope." "Their minds have been whipped clean." "Wh-Whipped clean." "Whipped..." "Whipped clea..." "Why..." "Why can't I say this?" "I got it." "Their minds have been whipped cream." "I feel like we're building to the point where you tell us how you did this." " Are we?" " We are." "The C.I.A. was having..." "Wait, wait." "Stan, how long is this story?" "'Cause I just want to know..." "do I sit, do I stand?" "Medium-long?" "Uh, lean." "Yeah, I'll lean." "Continue." "The C.I.A. was..." "No, gonna sit." "Gonna sit." "You seemed real unsure about your answer." "Well, don't let me interrupt you." "The C.I.A. was having a yard sale." "Just gonna lie down to play it safe." "The C.I.A. had to have a yard sale for the same reason anyone has a yard sale... to make an ass-load of money." ""Got my dream part in the school play."" "Signed, "The sweetest boy in Oz."" "This is not how I want to remember my son." "You don't have to." "Just use this." "It's a memory neutralizer." "Flashes a light that wipes the last 24 hours from your memory." "I use it on myself every time I watch "The Nutty Professor."" "That way, I get as hard as I did the first time." "So, after an okay but not perfect Father's Day," "I decided to use it on the family." " Wait." "What happened to Roger?" " He went on a vape run, bro." "The house was dangerously low on Vanilla Vacation." "But, Stan, what you're doing feels very unfair to the family." "What's unfair is they forgot Father's Day." "This whole thing is supposed to be a makeup, and they haven't quite made up." "But I just know they're gonna nail it today." "Almost done with the birdhouse." "Hey, the skylight you wanted..." "it can be just painted on, right?" "Good morning!" "Rockin' Ronnie comin' at ya two days after Father's Day." "♪ There's nothing that I wanna do ♪" "Rockin' Ronnie comin' at ya two days..." "♪ More than get alone" "Rockin' Ronnie comin' at ya two days..." "♪ and be alone with you" "♪ Trouble with dreams is they don't come true ♪" "♪ And when they do, they could catch up to you ♪" "Good morning!" "♪ You don't need a thing from me, but I ♪" "♪ I need something big from you ♪" "♪ 'Cause you know I've got ♪" " ♪♪ An awful lot of big dreams ♪♪" " Good morning!" "♪ I'm walkin' down a lonely road ♪" "♪ Clear to me now, but I was never told ♪Good Morning" "OCD, OCD, OCD." "Now... ♪ Trouble with dreams is you never know ♪" "♪ When to hold on and when to let go ♪" " ♪♪ If you let me down, it's all right ♪♪ - here's an oldie but groovy." " ♪♪ At least that leaves something for me ♪♪ - ... but groovy..." "Snot:" "Steve!" "Where have you been?" "You've missed five weeks of school!" "I don't know what's going on here, Mr. Smith, but I'm gonna..." " Why am I..." " Once more." "Again." "And two more for good luck." "And one for your mother." " We need to talk, bro." " Not now, Klaus." "I have to top off the Pert Plus and reset all the radio recordings so they have a chance to make tomorrow perfect." " Dude, you've lost it." " Tomorrow." "I'm sure tomorrow will be the perfect Father's Day." "It is my privilege to welcome our nominee for president of the United States..." "Senator Vincent Thacker!" "Thank you." "And with the help of my running mate," "Senator Bill Sturges, we can get this country back on track." "Just got off the phone with The Post." "Tomorrow, they're running an exposé." "Some back-alley deal you cut with Tetradual?" "Are you hearing me?" "!" "It's over!" "What..." "What is that?" "Mine!" "Oh!" "Now it's mine." "What is it, my child?" "It has returned." "To destroy it, we must return it to its source." "Shh!" "Come with me." "There's no time." "Damn, Steve!" "You wake up camera-ready, lucky dog." "Takes me hours to shake that "just woke up" look." "No time for what?" "And your morning voice sounds clear as a sparrow!" "Me?" "Forget about it!" "No phone calls before noon." "Klaus, I have to get started on my dad's present." "Damn!" "And no morning breath?" "Do you sleep with mints in your mouth?" "Now, come on!" "You're wasting valuable time!" "Where'd all this come from?" "Check the artist's signature." ""Steve Smith"?" "I don't remember making this." "But that's my heart-dotted "I" and eyeballs on the S's to make them look like scary snakes." "Here it is again!" "Every night, your dad resets your memory, so every morning, you wake up thinking it's Father's Day again... and again!" "Steve, you missed the story of the boy in the volcano." "It riveted the nation for months!" "In the end, it turned out to be just a goat in a Starter jacket." "Dad's not gonna get away with this." "Yeah!" "Dad's lost it." "Klaus, he's not your dad." "Well, well, well." " Dad!" " No." "Looks like you got it all figured out." "W-W-Why are you doing this to us?" "W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Because you guys can't give me one decent day, no matter how many chances I give you!" "Chances?" "What are you talking about?" "Good morning!" "Rockin' Ronnie..." "Dad's been tricking us into reliving Father's Day every day for six months!" "You brainwashed us?" "!" "Oh, of course!" "Make it about you!" "Well, since you won't remember this anyway," "I'll get everything out of my system so I can wake up tomorrow without being so cheesed off!" "Go ahead, Steve..." "cry!" "It'd be weirder if you didn't!" "Go ahead, Hayley... gasp." " It'd be weirder if you didn't!" " Stan, enough!" "Since when is anything enough for you?" "For the last 20 years, you just sit around and wait for me to bring home money." ""I need rugs." "I need bananas."" "Stan, stop before you say something you'll regret." "Oh, I haven't even started." "♪ I'm the Scatman ♪" "♪ I'm the Scatman ♪" "You can stop feeling sorry for yourselves, because this never happened." "Starting... now." "Now!" "Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now!" "Aw, Stan." "When I was grabbing a snack last night," "I "accidentally" knocked that thing off the counter 'cause it wasn't on my... radar." "I..." "Uh, uh..." "And I wasn't really getting a snack." "That mission was purely to be a rascal." "Although, I did reward myself with a sleeve of saltines and four packs of Gushers." "Happy Father's Day." "Hey, guys." "Uh, I know you didn't think my jokes earlier were very funny." "Jokes?" "!" "What you said was unforgivable!" "You can't dissect comedy!" "Anyway, I know you're feeling a little down, so I made you one of my famous apology cakes." "Just pretend SpongeBob is me." "And instead of having amazing adventures under the sea, he's sorry he insulted his family." "You don't understand." "We're never getting past this." "Okay." "I knew there was a small chance the cake wouldn't work." "But maybe you'll find this filling more persuasive." "You're all coming with me to the C.I.A." "We have another memory eraser, and I'm gonna use it to make you forget all the things I said... and the so-called "gun incident."" "There's another memory eraser?" "!" "That might be the only way we can be a family again." "I think you can put down the gun, Dad." "We all want to forget." "Roger:" "Ow!" "Bad news..." "We sold the other memory neutralizer." "No!" "Wait." "What's in the box, then?" "Lil' Angelo!" "Oh, yeah, you missed the C.I.A. mascot elections." "Gretchen the Guinea Pig ran a tight race, but I think we're still a ways off from electing a female mascot." "Dick, do you know who bought the other neutralizer?" "Yeah." "Got the receipt right here." " Some C.I.A. collector in Ohio." " Ohio?" "!" "B-But we only have 24 hours from when you said those things" " to get there!" " Yeah, If we don't make it by morning, we're gonna remember all the crap you said forever!" "All the jokes." "Look, I know I hurt you guys, but let me make it up to you." "Just because this is a day that you're all going to forget doesn't mean it can't be a day to remember." "And then forget." "Can you just shut up and focus on driving?" " Yep." " Driving's pretty cool." "You, uh, want to give it a try, son?" " What?" " Yeah, you'll be driving soon." "Stan, leave him alone." "What?" "I'm doing something nice... father/son." "Here, take the wheel." "Aah!" "It's just like one of your video games... the ultimate video game." "You only have one life..." "well, technically, four lives." "Whoop!" "Guardrail." "Please tell me you can fix this." "What makes you think I can fix..." "Oh. 'Cause of the tow truck and the coveralls." "No, no, no, I'm not a mechanic." "I'm just a strange man." "Guys, we got one!" "Everybody, thumbs out and look sexy." "We don't know who this is or what they're into." "The mouse can never resist the cheese." "Hey." " Hey." "Hey." " What?" "What's your record for Tylenol PMs?" " What do you mean?" " What's the most you've ever taken?" "I've done seven." "Stan, I think it's your turn to ride shotgun!" "Nonsense." "My queen always rides in front." "Hey." "Eight." "Hey." "Hey." "We're good." "The place we're going is just right up here." "One more... right here." "27." "Let me just say thanks to our friend." "He's dead." "We have 10 minutes." "Don't get many visitors, but I'm always happy to show off my C.I.A. memorabilia." "Whoa!" "Hayley, check it out!" "The super crack we introduced in the '80s." "Look!" "Steve!" "The real Jason Bourne!" "How do I know how to do this?" "!" "Dad!" "We only have four minutes!" "I believe this is what you came for." "Now let's talk about a fair price." "Okay, we only got 30 seconds." "I'll just zap you, and we can forget about the worst day of our lives." "You know, I..." "I meant what I wrote on the cake." ""Bad dad... sad."" "Aah!" "That's hot!" "Steve, that was our last chance." "I can't believe I'm saying this, but we shouldn't forget this day." "Right!" "Because we made all these great new memories today... as a family!" "And that's the true meaning of Father's Day." "Are you kidding me?" "!" "Today was a disaster!" "Well..." "but, then..." "I'm screwed." "You're gonna hate me forever." "Yeah, we want you to feel that way 'cause you've been working your ass off all day to make things right." "It turns out the only thing that makes you a good dad" " is being a guilty dad." " Yeah." "And that's the true meaning of Father's Day." " No!" " That's just a character flaw!" "Noticing my flaws and my strengths." "Is... that the true meaning of Father's Day?" "Dad, I'll explain it all in the back of that guy's pickup." "Or better yet..." "why don't you drive?" "You know what, guys?" "This is easily one of my favorite Father's Days." "And Christmases." "Did you guys know it was Christmas?" "Precisely Synchronized by srjanapala"

"Oh, my God." "You are single-handedly ruining my life." "You have to be kidding me." " We're serious about this, Massie." " So am I." "I already made plans." "This party isn't just a party." "It's the last party before winter break's over." "Forget being the event of the season, it's the event of all four." "The Lyons are gonna be here for dinner." "The Lyons?" "Are the tigers and bears coming too?" "Oh, my." "Massie, we talked about this weeks ago." "You remember Jay?" "My best friend from business school?" "He's moving up here from Florida with his family." "They have a son, Todd, a daughter, Claire." "She's your age?" "They'll stay out in the guesthouse until they find a place." "Does any of this even ring the smallest of bells?" "Uh, no." " You'll be at dinner and you'll be pleasant." " Mom." "You always said I should honor my commitments, right?" "Well, I made a verbal commitment to Shelby Rexler that I would be at her party tonight." "I'm not discussing this anymore." " Dad." " You heard your mother." "Mom, if I miss this, it'd be starting the second semester on the completely wrong foot." "Worse than the wrong foot." "It'd be like wearing the wrong outfit." "Bean, tell me this isn't happening." "This is my worst nightmare." "Worse than the one where my Amex was rejected." "Worse than the one where I lost my Prada bag." "And look." "I already had my outfit picked out and everything." "If I have to miss this, everyone has to miss this." "Hey." "Put the brush down." "I'm getting Dylan." "I was just about to call you." "I'm in a wardrobe crisis." " Hey, Dyl." " Hey, Alicia." "Ow!" " I'll get Kristen." " She's school shopping." "She's already called me three times to ask if we need a compass and a protractor." " What did you tell her?" " To get a life." "Mass, look, I can't talk right now." "Did you get a compass and a protractor?" "Who cares?" "P.S. Leesh and Dyl on the line." " Hey, girlies." " Hi." " Hey." " Okay." "So, what I'm about to tell you is gonna score me major gossip points." "Like Shelby Rexler did not chop her hair off to look more like Keira Knightley." " She has head lice." " Ew!" "Gross." "I know." "I say we bag the party." "There's no way I'm trading my Frédéric Fekkai for Nix." "But it's an 8th-grade party and we're the only 7th graders invited." "Please, I'm not gonna be caught dead at a party thrown by anyone under the age of 15." "It's worse than wearing Crocs." " Wait, head lice and Crocs?" " No one's actually wearing Crocs, Dyl." "Actually, I think Shelby has a pair in orange." "Ew!" " Forget it, I'm out." " Me too." "Me three." "That's what I thought." "Mass, the Lyons will be here soon." "You might wanna change." "Can I change the fact that they're gonna be here?" "Look, I'll make a deal with you." "If you adjust your attitude, be nice to Claire..." " Who's Claire?" " The Lyons' daughter." "Be nice to her and I'll let you go to the end of Shelby's party." "Oh, my God." "Thank you, thank you, thank you." "Now, go get changed." "Bean." "Bean, chill." "Dad, how many people live here?" "Is this really our new house?" "Bean, what's one step worse than a fashion don't?" "A fashion don't-even-think-about-it." "They're here." "I'm not even ready yet." " Hey." " Hey." "Oh, look." "Hey." "You made it." "Good to see you." " How are you, buddy?" " Oh, you got so big." "What do you think, Bean?" "Perfect, right?" "Oh, so good to see you." "There she is, perfect timing." " This is our daughter, Massie." " Hi, my parents told me all about you." "Mine barely mentioned you." "Except to say how fun and cool you are." "Uh, hello?" "She's a dog, not a baseball glove." "Hey, come here." "Sorry, he must have forgotten to take his meds." "Meds?" "That was a joke." "Funny." "Good to see you." " It's good to see you." "This is delicious." "Claire helped pick that out." "Sorry." "It's for your charm bracelet." "Really?" "I never would've guessed, thanks." "I remember your mom wrote in a Christmas card one year that you wanted to be a singer?" "Right, when I was 7." "Um." "Thanks." "So, Claire, I hear you're a straight-A student." "She was in the top three in her science fair." "And she won the district spelling bee contest last year." "Wow." "That's very impressive, Claire." "Why don't you tell Claire about Octavian Country Day?" "Massie just loves OCD." " Right, Massie?" " Oh, right." "Um, small classes, nice teachers for the most part." "There's only one problem." "No boys." "Who says that's a problem?" "The girls who go there, Dad." " Mr. Lyons, let me get that for you." " Sure." "You complete me." "Ew." "Excuse me." " They were still eating." " Please." " You promised I could go to the party." " A party?" "Thanks, Claire." "Maybe Claire would like to go with you." "Oh, I'm up for, you know..." "Whatever." "Sweetie, are you okay?" "Um..." "You know what?" "I think I'm gonna go to bed." "I don't feel so well." "Night, Massie." "I hope it's nothing serious." "Get some sleep, honey." "I'm sure it'll be gone in the morning." "I seriously hope so." "Did you see her clothes and her shoes and her hair?" "I swear, she looked straight out of a magazine." "She is pretty cute." "Could we go shopping for the first day of school?" "What about the clothes we bought before we left Florida?" "T.J. Maxx isn't gonna cut it here, Mom." "It's, like, designer everything." "Please?" "I just wanna fit in." "I really want her to like me." "She's gonna like you because you're you, not because of what you wear." "All right, fine." "I suppose we could use a new sweater or two." "It is pretty cold up here." "Thank you, thank you, thank you." "On your right." "Hey, watch where you're going." "Hey, isn't there a law against texting and riding?" " I'm Chris Abeley." " I'm..." "Massie Block." "I know who you are." " Really?" " Sure." "I used to come to your parents' charity auction practically every year." " I wonder why we've never met." " I've been MIA the past couple of years." " In a boarding school in Connecticut." " Sounds cliché." "Yeah, so is getting kicked out." "I'm back at Briarwood for high school." "A bad boy, huh?" "I guess that explains why you're on a private trail." "Yeah, I must have made a wrong turn somewhere." "Or the right one." "I should go." "I'll let you have your trail back." "Oh, no, it's okay." "I love having guests, really." "Maybe I'll see you back here." "I was thinking of riding again on Saturday." "Sure." "Maybe you'd wanna ride together?" "Sure, it's a date." "Did you hear that, Brownie?" "It's a date." "What about this?" " Mom." ""At OCD, fashion is a fine art and true form of self-expression."" "Okay, okay." "These are perfect." "Those are nice." "Let's see." "Ooh, 62 dollars." ""Excellence isn't encouraged, it's expected."" " Expected, Mom." " I'm sorry, honey." "With the move and everything, this is just too expensive." "Well, can I just look next door?" "I'm not gonna buy anything, I just wanna look for ideas." "All right, fine, five minutes." "But then we're going to Old Navy." " They have a sale on turtlenecks..." " Okay, thanks, Mom." "But they look great." " Well, I'm not getting you a size six." " But I am a size six." "Well, when you're a size four again, I'll get you the pants." "In every color." " Moms, they just don't get it." " Right?" "Weren't they kids once too?" "I don't think they have a four in this whole store." "What about these?" "These are fours." "If I try and fit into these, I won't be able to breathe." "Why don't you switch the tags?" "Then, your mom thinks you're buying a four when you're buying a six." "Then your mom's happy and you can exhale." "You're brilliant." " I'm Dylan." " Claire." " We walked in on some dude." " Trying on women's clothes." " No." " Come on." "Oh, nice meeting you, Claire." "And thanks." "Since excellence is expected." "Thank you, thank you, thank you." ""Good girls go to Orlando." "Bad girls go to Miami."" "Where do ugly girls like you go?" "Claire, Mrs. Block said that you can go to school with Massie." "You should meet the driver in front of the house at 7:30." "Their driver's going to take me to school?" "You must be Claire." "Hi, Isaac." "Thanks." "Wow." "God, Claire, you scared me." "You shouldn't sneak up on people like that." "Sorry." "Oh, it's fine." "Do you mind sitting in the back?" "We have to pick up a few more." "Oh, sure." "Relax, Claire." "This isn't Epcot." "I swear, celebs are getting more DUIs than Ksubi jeans." "Hm." "Moschino dress, Alice and Olivia jacket, Michael Kors handbag." "Adorable, 8.5." "Thank you." " Wait." " Dylan?" "Claire, right?" " You two know each other?" " From the mall." "Claire had that brilliant idea about the pants." "When my mom was being a jerk to the 10th degree." "And then Dylan's friends came out and started screaming about some guy." "Yeah, those are my friends too." "And FYI, that story's more last week than white skinny jeans." "Claire's the girl I told you about." "The one living in my guesthouse because her parents can't afford anything else right now." "Gummi Feet?" " Thanks, but I don't eat sugar." " And I don't eat feet." " Hey." " What's up, chica?" "Hey, girl." "Vintage Ralph Lauren, 9." "Well, you're a 10." "You look amazing." " Just wait till tomorrow." " Why?" "Because you get better-looking every day." "Hey, guys." "Somebody call the fashion police." "I'm making a citizen's arrest." "Finally." "Seriously, Kris, when is your mom gonna let you wear what you want?" "My question first." "One, why does it smell like first-class airline food?" "I started the Circle diet today." "Sorry." "And two, who's the stowaway?" "Oh, my God." "Has she been there the whole time?" "That's Claire." "Do we like her?" "No." "Isaac?" "Claire, sorry." "Thanks." "Hey, Mass." "We missed you guys Saturday night." "The party was completely unbloggable without you." "I know." "We heard you had some unexpected visitors." "Oh, my God, Jenna Dressler's wearing her Chihuahua shirt again." "Hey, you guys." "How was your winter break?" "Massie, I heard you have an NBF from Florida." "False." "If I had a new best friend, she'd be here right now." " She is so off my top eight." " She was in your top eight?" "Ow!" "Juicy Couture sweat suit." "No punch backs." "Wait, I lost an earring." "Nobody move!" "I need to retrace." "Fan out, people." "Hey, look out." "Oh, my God, I'm sorry." "Are you okay?" "I'm so sorry." "I was rushing." "My sister, she forgot her thermos so I had to run all the way back here." "And I didn't even..." "Are you sure you're okay?" "I'm sure." "I'm Chris Abeley." "I'm Claire Something." "Nice to meet you, Claire Something." " What are you doing?" " Uh, anger management much?" "Hello!" "I can't wear one earring." "I'll look like Johnny Depp." " But wasn't that a diamond?" " Ugh!" "Hey." "Uh..." "Do you guys know where Room 41 is?" "Yeah, um, turn around and go out these double doors." "Take a cab to JFK and get on the next flight to wherever you came from." "Latte, anyone?" "I don't get it." "What's going on?" "Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ?" " Um." "No." " Then why are you all up in my grill?" "I don't get it." "Why are you being like this?" "Like what, Claire?" "What am I being like?" "Like..." "I don't know, a bitch?" "What did you just call me?" "Nothing." "I mean..." "Nothing." " I can't believe she just said that." " She called you a bitch to your face." " Mass, what are you gonna do to her?" " I don't know." "All I know is that Claire Lyons should consider herself done, done and you know else?" "Done." "Do you need a personal invitation to come in?" "Give me your e-mail, I'll send you an Evite." "Sorry I'm late." "I got a little lost." "And you are?" " I'm Claire, I'm new." " I'm Vincent, I'm old." "But you know what they say, 32 is the new 22." "My likes include Broadway musicals piña coladas and taking long walks in the rain." "And my dislikes are..." "Now, what were they again?" "Oh, yeah, tardiness." "There's a seat by the window." "And Miss Rivera, this isn't the changing room at Saks." "Make room." "Claire, I've seen paint dry faster." "Chop, chop." "Chop squared, please." "Okay, you have your materials in front of you." "You have 15 minutes to paint this as still life." "I think I'm gonna use some of that too." " Oh, I'm sorry." " Is there a problem, ladies?" " No." " No." "Do you think I could start over?" "I'm not good at this yet." "Commit to your work, Miss Lyons." "This is a lesson for life." "Once you start something, you need to stick with it." "Oh, my God." "Miss Lyons." "Here's a pass to the nurse." "And take your books with you." " I feel fine." " Just go." "Hey, Claire." "You look a little lost." " I'm supposed to go to the nurse's office." " Easy." "Follow this hall all the way down, past the main office and gym." "Take a right at the band room." "It's the first door on the right." "Be sure to be loud when you go in." "Nurse Adele's a little hard of hearing." " Thanks, Dylan, I really appreciate it." " My pleasure." "Breathe into your power house." "In and out." "Nurse Adele?" "Nurse Adele's office is on the other side of the school by the art wing." "But I was just there." "Ladies." "Re-center." "Can I help you with something, dear?" "Um." "I don't know." "I'm not really sure why I'm here." "Vincent told me to come." "Don't worry." "Got your period." "No, I didn't." "What?" "Look at the back of your jeans." "How is this possible?" " I don't..." " Be right back." "Alicia, red paint." "Don't worry, dear." "This is also the lost and found." "Go through and pick out something you like." " Really?" " Really." "Whatever you want." "These girls want nothing to do with last season's clothes, trust me." "Hey, cool top." "I had the same one but I lost it." "Looks like someone went shopping at Nursestrom's today." "Seven's so three years ago." "Loser, loser, double loser, whatever, as if, get the picture, duh." " Ow!" "What the...?" " Juicy hoodie, no punch backs." "Now, lean in." "I've got major gossip." " How many points is it worth?" " None, it's about me." "Why didn't you tell us in the car?" " There is a reason I was MIA yesterday." " MIA?" "Missing in Armani?" "I was being asked out on a date." " By a boy?" " As opposed to who?" " Yes, a boy, a Briarwood boy." " No." " Yes, he's a freshman in high school." " Shut up." "His name's Chris Abeley." "We have to do some major recon after school today." "No, I don't know." "I have a ton of homework." "You cannot be stressed out about school." "It's only the first day after winter break." "I have to come up with the Women in the Workforce project." "I have to have a business plan and a budget." "It's worth, like, 60 percent of my grade." "Does anyone wanna trade for something edible?" "Ask her." "You guys, I feel bad." "Maybe we could pull up a chair?" "That was Clairious." "Okay, so I called Isaac to meet us here at Briarwood at 4:30." " So we have to hurry." " Tell that to Chris Abeley." "By the way, micro-mini?" "So not good for spying." "Quiet." "Hey, what happened to the diet?" "I'm starving." "It's either this or my left arm." "It's 4:15." " Chris Abeley will be here, don't worry." " Who's worried?" "Hear about the New York City field trip to the Museum of Modern Art?" "Vincent's taking the whole seventh grade." "It's Chris Abeley." "There's Chris Abeley." "I want to, but I don't know." "Oh..." " My..." " God." "Look at him, look at him, look at him." "He's coming this way." "Chris Abeley is coming this way." "Get down." "I got at least three or four hours of homework tonight." " Really?" "You do?" " Yeah, it's not even funny." "Shh!" "Oh, my God." " Yeah." "Hey, how was your first day?" "Good." " Hey, whose clothes are those?" " Oh." "Massie's." "You know Massie." "She keeps, like, three changes of backup clothes in her locker." "She wanted me to be dressed more like her." "Oh." "Well, maybe we should return your new jeans, then, huh?" "You can't." "I spilled paint all over them in art class." "I'm sorry, Mom, I know you spent a lot." "Oh, no, come on, honey, that's okay." "I mean, it's just pants." "It's no big deal." "I'm just glad you and Massie are hitting it off." "I hate her." "Claire." "She sits there like this perfect, wide-eyed, innocent goody two-shoes." "Meanwhile, she's trying to be BFFs with Dylan and she's throwing herself at Chris Abeley behind my back." "You can't just drive into someone else's town and live in someone else's house and try to take over someone else's friends, right?" "I mean, what's next?" "She's gonna change her last name to Block and move into my bedroom?" "I may live on 4.6 acres of property but there is no way that it's big enough for me and..." "Can't believe your lips are still red from those cherries." "I know." "Aren't they luscious?" "Whatev." "I just wish my lip gloss lasted that long." "Actually, if you could sell that, you could make a fortune." "Lipstick that lasts 24 hours." "You can even wake up pretty." "Oh, my God, that's it, Massie." "That's what I can do for my project." "A makeup company." "You guys could help me." " Hey, yeah." " Oh, my God, I'm so smart." "That really is a good idea." "Conversation between the taco and burrito, nacho." "Anyways, we could make everything ourselves, all natural." "And edible." "When you get bored of a color, you could eat it." "I heart that." "We could sell it on that field trip to New York on Saturday." " The whole class will be there." " You guys, we need a great name." "What about Homeworks?" "Because we make it at home." "And it works." "Homeworks?" "That makes us sound like losers who don't have any friends and never go out, like:" "What about Glambition?" "It'll do until I think of something better." "Oh, my God." "We're gonna be so rich." "Oh, please." "We already are." " To Glambition." " To Glambition." "FYI, Claire." "There are more girls than those girls in this school." "Go find them." "Excuse me, is this seat taken?" "Is that real?" "I got this at CVS for a buck 20." "Oh, well, you never know." "For all I know, those Picassos on the wall could be real." "They are." "I'm Layne." "Claire, right?" "Yeah, you're new around here." "Word travels fast." "Oh." "Oatmeal?" "No, thanks." "I'm trying to cut back." "One day here and you're already dressed like a pure Massie-chist." "You guys friends?" "Um..." "Yeah, we kind of are." "I didn't realize the Pretty Committee was taking applications for new members." "Hey, cool bag." "It's a stereo." "Fifty bucks, Spencer Gifts." " Oh, my God." "That is so gross." " What is she doing?" "Are you sure it's okay for you to be sitting here?" "Massie looks pissed." "She's fine." "I told her, you know I can't hang out with only her all the time." "Yeah." "She seems really jealous." "I'll text her later." "This is kind of random, but you have plans Friday night?" "None." "Hey, maybe we could watch a movie or listen to my bag or something." "That would be great." "Hi there, everybody." " Oh, hi." "So, Claire, you're coming to the sleepover Friday night, right?" " I'm sorry?" " Massie's having all the usual suspects." "Dylan, Alicia, Kristen." "She wants me to come?" "Of course." " I'll go." "Sorry, Todd, no boys." " Wow, I'd love to come." " Great." " Seven o'clock." " Sounds great." " Maybe I'll invite my friends over too." " You have friends?" "Don't you?" "I'm really sorry, Layne." "My parents have to go out Friday night, so I have to babysit my little brother." "Maybe we can hang out another time?" "Great." "Bye." " Yeah?" " I like it." " Isn't it awesome?" " Not." "No." "Seriously, this is, like, '60s/medieval." " That's really cute." " Seriously?" " Check it out." " For sure." " Ew." " Ew." "Get rid of it." "It's nasty." "Oh, God, no." "Oh, yes." " Yeah, I..." " Well, you know..." "What are you doing here?" "I'm here for the sleepover." "Hey, Claire." "Okay, girls, break's over." "Clothes you're donating need to go in these boxes for the auction." "What auction?" "We host the OCD auction to raise money for scholarships." "I know one local charity that could use a donation." "Massie, kitchen, now." " Hey, let's go down to the cabana." " Yeah." "Mom." "How could you do this to me?" "I told you if you didn't invite Claire, I would." " I didn't think you actually meant it." " Just try to be nice." "I did, but, Mom, you should see how she treats me at school." "She's not this nice, sweet, innocent girl everyone makes her out to be." "I know you, and there are always two sides to your story." "It'd be nice if you took my side for a change." "You need to take Bean for a walk." "Um..." "I'm going down to the cabana." "That's where we sleep." "Come if you want." "Or not." "Okay." "Okay, would you rather be A, a friendless loser or B, a person with tons of friends who secretly hate you?" "Oh, easy." "B." "Definitely B." "B all the way." "Claire, what do you think?" "Would you rather be a friendless loser or a person with tons of friends who secretly hate you?" "Um..." "I guess I'd rather be the friendless loser." "Congrats, you got your wish." " Harsh." " I was kidding." "Claire, ever play Truth or Dare?" " Ooh!" " Ooh!" " No, yeah, that would be..." " Remember that one time when we...?" " Are you just gonna stand there all night?" " I have a good idea." " Okay." " Right, that one, that one." "Okay, someone ask me first." "My house." "Me first." "Okay." "Truth or dare?" " Mm." "Truth." " Okay." "Have you ever kissed a boy?" "No, you guys, that's stupid." "We already know the answer." "No, but ask me after the auction and the answer will be a definite yes." " Ooh!" " Ooh!" "Okay, Claire, truth or dare?" " Dare." " Who do you like?" "Um..." "I like a lot of people." "I like my parents, my friends..." "Not just like. "Like" like, like more-than-a-friend like." "I don't know." "If you had to pick." "Someone here in Westchester." "Well, I guess I don't really know anyone." "Okay, there was this skateboard guy, Chris." "He's got this shaggy blond hair, deep blue eyes, scar above his..." "You mean Chris Abeley?" "That's the guy Massie was just talking about kissing." "Wait, is he your boyfriend?" "Wow, Claire." "You in accelerated math?" "You're good at putting two and two together." "Guys, stop talking about school." "It's really stressing me out." "Can we just go to bed?" "Oh, my God." "Claire, was that you?" "How embarrassing." "Funny, Leesh, I thought it was the sound of your boobs rubbing together." "Snap." "Let's just go to sleep." "Claire, wait." "You don't have to go." "Have to?" "I want to." "Fine." "Whatever." "Should we make our lip gloss with lavender oil or peanut oil?" "Or this recipe has both." "Not peanut." "Massie's allergic." "Please." "Nothing touches these lips but MAC and..." " Chris Abeley." " Exactly." "No, I mean Chris Abeley, he's here." "What?" "Hey, Claire." " Hey, glad you could make it." "Oh, Claire, meet my brother." "Chris." "We've met." "We had a little run-in on the first day of school." "If you're looking for your girlfriend, she's up there." "My girlfriend lives across town." " But I thought your girlfriend was..." " Fawn." "Yeah, she's perfect, she's beautiful and they've been together since 7th grade." "It's sickening." "Chris, if you wanna go riding, we gotta go." "Oh, Chris, wait." "It's just something in your hair." "There." "Got it." "Isaac!" "Hey." "Hey." "So how could you come to my house and not bother to say hi?" "Sorry." "My dad, he was in a hurry." "How could you have not told me Layne's your sister?" "I love Layne." " Really?" "Since when?" " Since always." " We should invite Layne riding sometime." " Yeah, Layne doesn't really ride." "I could teach her." "I'm a great teacher." "Patient and compassionate and..." " And modest." " Yeah, that too." "We should all hang out sometime." "What are you doing with my hat?" "I'm gonna donate it at the auction on Saturday." " Better not." " You'll just have to come." "Actually, the day of the auction's my birthday." "Oh." "What better place to celebrate?" "Layne, you're just the person I wanted to see." " I am?" " Mm-hm." "I have so much to tell you." "Layne." "Layne." "Layne." "I tried to MySpace you last night, but it didn't go through." "The thing is, I don't really have time for friend requests right now because I'm really busy, you know, babysitting my brother." "But your brother's 15." "Layne." "Layne, are we still on for manis and pedis after school?" "For suresies." "Whoa." "Wait a sec." "You and Massie?" "Since when do you wanna be friends with her?" "Everyone wants to be friends with Massie." "Isn't that why you lied to me and ditched me for her sleepover?" "Yeah." "That's what I thought." "Hey, Mass, wait up." "Hey, Massie, wait up." "Massie." "Layne, enough with the all caps." "Stop yelling." "I told you not to talk to me at school." " But I thought we were friends now." " We are." "Secret friends." "Top-secret." "Okay?" "Okay." "Hi." "Why were you talking to Layne Abeley?" "I was yelling at her for getting oatmeal on my Fendi." "Enough about Layne." "I'm calling an emergency Glambition meeting after school." "The field trip is in six days and we haven't made our lip gloss yet." "I've actually got somewhere to be after school." "Does it involve someone named Chris Babely?" "Oh, you could say that." "Listen, tell you what." "Meet at my house at 5, tell the girls." "What I have to do shouldn't take long." " Okay." "Bye." " All right, bye." "Layne!" "Layne, come on, your water's getting cold." "Sorry, this is her first time." "Do you have any US Weeklys around here?" "Okay." "FYI, you're only supposed to pick one." "I think it'd be cool to have a different color on each finger and toe, don't you?" "Ah!" "Okay, hot." "It's hot." "You'll get used to it." "Just stick your feet in and relax quietly." "Okay." "All right." "Ow, ow, ow, ow." "So tell me about Chris." "Are you two close?" "Yeah, we're like besties." "We tell each other everything." " So has he mentioned me?" " No." "That tickles." "We're having a private meeting." "If Mass ever shows." "Claire, are you a bird?" "No." "Then why is your suit so cheap?" "Cheap, cheap, cheap." "Actually, Leesh, it's an original Astrid from Brazil." "I'm surprised you couldn't tell." "I've heard of Astrid." "I read a whole article about her in Teen Vogue." "You mean, him?" "Seriously, what is taking Massie so long?" "This project is worth a bazillion percent of my grade." "If I fail, I'm stealing her tweezers for a month." "Would it kill you to have a little fun while you waited?" "With you?" "Probably." "That was sweet." "You guys should really come in." "Why not?" "It's not like we're doing anything." "What's going on?" "I thought we were having a meeting." "Well, we were, but you were an hour late." "I wasn't late, I was lost." "Thank God Chris Abeley was a Boy Scout or I swear I would've never made it out of the woods." "I seriously could've died out there." " Thank God you're safe." " What if something happened?" "We would've never finished our project." "Nice suit, Claire." "It's an original Astrid." "Unless Astrid means bargain-basement, chain-store, low-rent knockoff I don't think so." "Hey." "What's up?" " Hey." " What's wrong?" "Claire, Claire." "What's wrong?" "What happened?" "Nothing." "Did something happen at the pool?" "Was it Massie?" " What did she do?" " I told you, nothing." "If it's nothing, then why are you so upset?" "Either you tell me what's going on here or I'm gonna go find out for myself." "Mom, no, please." "You can't do that." "It was a stupid misunderstanding." "It was nothing." "I'll talk to Massie about it." "It'll be cool, really." "Why don't you go talk about it right now?" "After dinner, once my homework's done." "Fine, after dinner." "Either you talk to Massie or I'm gonna talk to her mom." "Okay?" "Hi, Mrs. Block." "Is Massie home?" "No, honey, she's not." "Can I help you?" "I just needed to talk to her about pre-algebra." "She just took Bean for a walk." "You're welcome to wait for her." "Okay." "I didn't realize Peter Pan was holding auditions today." "I hope you get the part." "Ew." "What are you wearing?" "What are you wearing?" "I thought we were going all Teen Vogue- ish today." " Hey, Claire." " Hey, Leesh." "Come on, Bean." "Hey." " Todd." " Don't mind me." "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Even Mary-Kate knew when her boho look had run its course." "Laundry day." "Bean." "Bean." "Bean." "Bean." "Where are you, Bean?" "Shh." "No barking and no pooping." "I'll be back soon." "Man, I can't believe this." "Todd, stop doing that." "She's got, like, a gazillion pictures." "Don't you think she'd have one without her annoying friends?" "Don't worry." "If this works, Massie will be without her annoying friends soon enough." " And put the pictures back." " "Put the pictures back."" "Kris, you still there?" "Always." "Doing homework?" "Glambition." "I've just gotta get an A, Mass." "What if you don't?" "You don't wanna know." "Parents?" "Everything." "What do you mean?" "Forget it." "No, tell me." "Secret for a secret?" "No." "Come on." "I have something that I haven't told anyone." "Okay, you first." "Okay." "You know how I've been hanging with Chris Abeley?" "Well, I've been hanging with Layne too." "Oh, my God." "And I actually like her." "Oh, my God times two." "Okay, your turn." "Okay, but you can't tell." "You know how I'm always worried about grades?" "It's not just because I have strict parents." "It's because I have poor parents." "I'm on a scholarship at OCD." "Oh, my God times three." "But you live in the Montador building." "No, we live in the apartment building next door." "You better not tell." "Not even for gossip points." "Bean." "Massie, promise." "Bean, are you in here?" "It's Massie." "She's back, she's coming." "Go, go under the bed." "Go." "Bean." "Seriously, you can't tell the other girls." "What are you talking about?" "What I just told you." "Huh?" "Nice." "Forget it, Mass." "We have to do something." "We can't stay under here all night." " You have to go out there." " No way." "You can play the "creepy little brother crushing on the hot neighbor" angle." "Todd, I'm serious." "Help." "If I do this, you owe me bigtime." "Oh, my God!" "What are you doing in here?" "Wait, this isn't the guesthouse?" "Oh, my God." "Mom." "Mom." "What is going on?" "Thank God." "Thank me." "What's that?" "A letter to the West Law neighborhood security." "I'm thinking of filing a restraining order against that prepubescent monkey boy." "Why don't you talk to your new BFF about it?" "After all, the monkey freak's her brother." "Claire's not my BFF." "Kristen asked her to sign up for squash with us." "She gave me her extra racket." "What was I supposed to do, ignore her?" "Yeah." "That's what we always do." "And since when can't you afford your own racket?" "Nice, Mass, that's real nice." "Thanks." "Thanks a lot." "What?" "Remind me not to go on the scale anymore." "If you're gonna weigh yourself, take off that tent you call a skirt." "It must weigh 15 pounds." "Which is nothing compared to my thunder thighs, right?" "What is everyone's problem?" "Who are you and what have you done with my friends?" "By friends, do you mean us or Layne?" "I'm not friends with Layne Abeley." "Hey, guys, what's going on?" "What's going on is a spot in our foursome just opened up." " Wanna join us, Claire?" " But I thought you already had four." "Not anymore." "Whoa, you..." "Wait a sec." "You guys are choosing Claire over me?" "Well?" "I'm in." "Oh, my God." "Did you see?" "I know." "It was just..." " Yeah." "She's such a loser now." "Thank you." " I know." "She really deserves it." "I'm not fat, am I?" "Oh, my God, wait." "Oh, my God." "Hey, Mass." "There's an empty seat here if you wanna sit with us, you know?" "Um..." "No, that's okay." " Have you seen Jenna or Tricia?" " I said that you could sit..." "The only place I wanna sit is with my friends." "I wouldn't be caught dead sitting with you." "I don't even like you." "God, you really are a bitch." "Sorry, no comprende." "I don't speak loser." "No hablas bitch." "Mass, there's a free seat right here." "Love the look." "Where is everyone?" "They're in detention." "Let's just go." "Oh, wait." "There they are." "I'm so excited." "We have to go shopping there." "Oh, my God." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "That's gonna be so much fun." "Yeah." "Can we just go?" "Okay." "We need a dressing room." "You said you already had a totally slutty dress to wear to the auction." "I do." "These are for you." "I can't." "I spent all my allowance on that new Chloé handbag." "The one Lindsay Lohan was carrying in that accident." "So I'll pay." "You'd buy me a dress?" "Actually, one of my three best friends will." "Dylan, Kristen or Massie?" "No, try Visa, MasterCard or Amex." "Oh, and this is for you." " Your cell?" " I upgraded." " iPhone." " I can't take your cell phone." "Why?" "I'm not using it." "I've erased all my info, so you can totally make it yours." "We can't hang with you if we can't reach you." "When we're done, let's go back to my house." " I don't know." "I have to be home by 5." " Make it 7." "Trust me." "It'll be worth it." " Okay." "Oh, my God." " Okay, wait." "Just shake it off." "We shake it off." "Oh, my God." " Here." " Put it on." " You look good." " Oh, my God." "It's cute." "I think it's pretty." " I love it." " That's the one." "Oh, my God." "Okay." "Thanks, Leesh." "Today was seriously, like, the greatest day ever." "Where have you been?" "We have been worried sick." "I called Layne, Massie." "I sent your father out to look for you." "You called Massie?" "What did she say?" "She said you were probably out with Dylan, Alicia and Kristen." " Claire." " What?" "We were shopping." "Big deal." "It's a big deal when you are over two hours late." "I needed a dress for the auction." "Oh, what, from BCBG?" "We can't afford that." "It's fine, Mom." "Alicia paid." " No, Claire, that is not fine." " Then what is?" "For me to wear overalls or some lame bathing suit?" "We're not in Florida anymore, Mom." "The Gap doesn't cut it here." " Neither does your attitude." " Well, sue me for trying to fit in." "You're not hanging out with those girls anymore." "Mom, you can't do that." "Oh, yes, I can." "If you continue with this attitude, you will not be needing a dress to go to that auction, because you will not be going." "Yes." "So it's all in there." "There's also four different flavors." "Alicia, Kristen, Dylan and Massie." "But you can get rid of the Massie if you want." "Are you seriously trying to make me feel bad for you or something?" "You should feel bad." "You guys ditched me for no reason, and worse, for Claire." "That's like turning down, I don't know, Justin Timberlake for K-Fed." "It's just wrong." "You're the one who decided to become buddy-buddy with her." "Since when?" "Since you started hanging out and watching her DVDs." "The only thing I've watched are her chronic bad hair days." "You told Alicia right after you called Dylan fat." "I never called Dylan fat." "Yes, you did, two nights ago." "No, I didn't, at least not to her face." "Look, I'll prove it." "See?" "She called me right after, 10:01." "Two nights ago at 10:01, I was out looking for Bean." "I missed the beginning of The Hills." "But that doesn't make any sense." "Dylan said you IM'd her." " Well, I didn't." " Like you don't remember what I told you." " What you told me when?" " The night after, when we were IM'ing." "When you were mad at me for no reason?" "Which, by the way, was totally selfish considering I waited an hour for Chris Abeley to show." " When were you waiting for Chris Abeley?" " Like, until 10:00." " We were IM'ing before that." " No, I wasn't!" "But maybe someone else was." "Claire, it's for you." " Hello?" " Hey, Claire, it's Kris." "Hey." "Hold on a sec." "Todd, hang up the phone." "I can hear you breathing." "Actually, it's not Todd, it's me." " Dylan?" " And me." "Oh, hey, Leesh." "Wow, I've never been on a four-way before." " Fun." " Actually, it's a five-way." "Fun's over." "We know what you did, Claire." "Hijacking my IM, so not cool." "So here's a little message for you." "Leesh." "My mom will freak if she sees your feet on the counter." "Okay, here." "I'm excited." "They're so cute." "Oh, my God." "Okay, ready?" "One, two, three, go." "Okay." " Oh, my God." " What is this?" "Oh, my God." "Adorable." "I figured they're so much cuter than lab coats." "Agreed." "Oh, look, it says Glambition." " I heart this." " It says our names." "Awesome." "Okay, girls." "Where's the bottles, the recipes?" "Okay." "Recipe number one." "Two tablespoons of honey, three to four drops of peanut oil four ounces of vanilla." " I need an honest opinion." " Your butt doesn't look big." "Please, I know." "The day of the auction is Chris Abeley's birthday." "As his practically girlfriend, I need to do something really memorable." "I am now opening the floor to suggestions." " Oh, I know." "You should bake him a cake." " What?" "My mom always says the best way to a boy's heart is through his stomach." "No, no." "How about you be in a cake and jump out?" " And jump out." "Yeah, that's great." " Yeah." " Please, that's ridiculous." " More than ridiculous." "Ridunkulous." "Yeah, but it would be kind of cool to wear a cute little outfit or something." "You know, when you jump out." "You know what?" "I'm gonna do that and something better." "God, I'm a genius." "Do you have a problem, Stare?" "No, my mom wanted to borrow an egg." "An egg?" "Sure." "Here you go." "Catch." "I am so back." "Hey, what happened?" "Claire, wait a minute." "Claire, what's wrong?" "Leave me alone." "No, Claire." "I let it go last time." "Tell me what's wrong." "Everything." "This school, this house, my clothes, Massie, everything." "She hates me, Mom." "She hates me." "She's been making my life miserable since the day we came." "At first, you know, I just wanted her to like me." "But then I was just hoping that she'd stop picking on me." "I tried everything." "And I did some things I shouldn't have done." "I thought it was the only way." "I thought it was the only way to..." "To what?" "Oh, Claire, listen to me." "You can't make someone like you." "You're not in charge of other people's feelings or their actions, just yours." "Maybe some of your actions weren't so great either." "You wanna tell me what you did?" "I can't." "You wouldn't understand." "Right, because I was never 12." "Oh, honey." "Whatever you did, you have to make it right." "But whatever it is, I guarantee you, it's not as bad as you think." "It's worse." "Be yourself, Claire, not who people want you to be." "Can I sit here?" "Listen, Layne, I'm sorry for everything." "For ditching you for the sleepover." "For pretending to be friends with Massie." "I don't know how to explain it, it's just I wanted to be a part of them." "To be a part of that group." "And the more they excluded me, the more important it became." "The way people treat them the way that they can have anything they want whenever they want well, I guess I just wanted that too." "I have no idea what makes them so special." "They just are." "It's because they believe that they are." "So other people do too." "Even me sometimes." "Can I please have your attention?" "Excuse me." "Thank you." "Now, who's ready for a revolutionary line of cosmetics?" "Something that tastes as good as it looks." "I present to you Glambition." "And now, our esteemed and ridiculously hot president Kristen Gregory." ""Glambition is a new line of beauty products made entirely of all-natural ingredients." "Over the next few weeks we will introduce to you our entire line of body scrubs creams, glitters and cheek tints." "Today, for the very low price of one for $6 and two for $ 10 we are launching our flavored lip gloss which comes in four flavors:" "mint, cherry vanilla and raspberry." "Also known as Dylan, Alicia, Kristen and Massie."" "And you better hurry, we expect the Massies to sell out real fast." "Oh, sorry, Layne, we don't sell oatmeal flavor." "I wish she'd swallow her tongue." "It stings." "My lips." "Oh, my God." "My lips are burning!" "Mine too." "My lips are on fire." "It looks like Jenna's lips got a boob job." "This is not funny." " Yes, it is." " Yes, it is." "What's the problem?" " Oh, my God, I need water." "Okay, girls, please settle down." "We need to..." "I want my money back." "Oh, my God." "My dad's gonna sue you." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "I'm gonna fail." "Do something." "Okay, okay." "Is anyone here allergic to peanuts?" "Me, I am." "They made their makeup with peanuts?" "That's the most common allergy ever." "Everyone says they're popular, no one says they're geniuses." "Layne, your oatmeal." "I need it." "Okay." "Everybody, listen up." "I have oatmeal." "We don't need oatmeal." "We need help." "Yeah, help us." "Since when do you help the Pretty Committee?" "Since everyone's lips are inflating to the size of Jessica Simpson's." "This will help." "Here you go." "Take it." "I know it's gross, take it." "Thank God." "Thank you so much, Claire." "I don't know what I would've done." "My lips are my best feature." "Claire, hey." "I just wanted to say thanks for saving the day." "Yeah, who would've thought?" "Zero to hero, even if it was just for a few minutes." "Looks like you made some friends." "Look, you don't have to be nice to me now." "I wasn't going to, it's just..." "I'm glad I told you my secret instead of Massie." "Kris, could use your help back here." "After all, you are Glambition's president." "This was all your idea." "I guess I'll see you around." "Yeah." "See you." "So I'm thinking oatmeal flavor might be a bestseller." "Yes." "Oh, hey, how are you?" "It's good to see you." "Thanks for coming." "I'm so sorry." "Oh, beautiful." "Great to see you." "How are you?" "Good to see you." "All right, have fun." "Very good." "Very good." "Layne." " Wow, you look awesome." " Oh." "Does everyone party like this in Westchester?" "Well, no one throws a party like the Blocks." "Oh, hey." "Hey." "Hey, happy birthday." "Thanks." "Claire, this is my girlfriend, Fawn." " Nice to meet you." " You too." " Hey, Fawn." " Hi." " All right, we'll see you guys later." " Bye." "Wow." "Not even Massie could compete with her." "She's beautiful." "Yeah." "Speaking of Massie..." "It looks so awesome." "Ta-da!" "Oh, my God." "Where'd you get that?" " That's so cute." " Really cute." "You look amazing." "Yeah, Chris Babely is seriously gonna freak." "A hundred dollars says tonight you're getting your first kiss." "And maybe my second and third too." "Oh, my God." "That's too cute." "That's adorable." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "And sold for $ 15,000." "Thank you." "I wish we could bid on something." "Think there will be anything that goes for under 20 bucks?" "Oh, hey." "We'll start the bidding at $ 12,000." "Still no Massie." "Maybe the wicked witch of Westchester is dead." "I'll be right back." "Alicia, these are yours." "The dresses." "My parents thought I should give them back." "And your cell phone's in there too." "By the way, nice job trying to oust Massie." "You got closer than I ever did." "Sold for $ 17,500 to the lucky lady." " Thank you." " Hey, Dylan." "For what it's worth, you would've rocked that miniskirt." "Before we wrap up our auction..." "Thanks." "Please save some room for dessert..." "Where's Massie?" " because we have a very special birthday presentation." "Chris Abeley, this one's for you." "I think it'd be nice if someone..." " What the...?" "...said a few words about Chris." " Claire Lyons, I'm gonna kill you!" "I think I'd like Fawn, Chris's girlfriend to please come up." "Chris's girlfriend, Fawn, come up here." "Fawn?" "Girlfriend?" "Um..." "I really don't know what to say." "Chris and I met back in the seventh grade, you know." " I wasn't really that interested..." " Massie, it's safe to come out now." "I was like, whoa." "He has a girlfriend?" "When he didn't hit me in the face with a dodge ball I knew he was the one." "Happy birthday, babe." "I love you." "I think I'm gonna barf." "Is it possible to actually die of embarrassment?" "If it were, I'd be dead a long time ago." "They fall off all the time, the charms." "Mm-hm." "Um..." "Thanks, you know, for helping me back there." "You didn't have to do that." "I know." "Then why did you?" "Because I'm not you." "That was you, right, who sent the oatmeal text?" "Yeah." "Why?" "You could've been the hero." "Why'd you let me?" "I don't know." "I wanted to." "Come on, what about all the other times you've tried to make my life miserable?" "You don't get it, Claire." "You're right, I don't." "Look how quickly my friends were willing to ditch me for you." "Yeah, so, what, you have to be mean to me?" "I mean, come on." "You're, like, a major threat." "Me?" "To who, you?" "Are you kidding me?" "Hey, the singing stopped." "Well, I better go find the girls." "It's not really a party without me." "This is going to sound totally weird, but can I take your picture?" "It's for my brother." "How can you two be related?" "He's such a little creep." "I know." "Here." "And for the record, I'd pick A too." "What's A-2?" "I'd rather be a friendless loser than have a bunch of friends who secretly hate me." "Did you have fun tonight?" "Actually, I did." "Who gave you the flower?" "Believe it or not, Massie did." "Not sure how long it'll last, but I'm hoping for a while." "Are you talking about the flower or Massie?" "Both." "Subtitles by LeapinLar"

"Dean:" ""Supernatural" by Carver Edlund." "Everything is in here -- I mean, everything, from the racist truck to me having sex." "Man:" "Moondoor." "Wait, is that " "Defend the Queen of Moons." "I love you." "I know." "What's the second trial?" "Kevin:" "An innocent soul has to be rescued from hell and delivered unto heaven." "Aah!" "Sam?" "It's done." "[ Demonic momomomonic scream]" "Kevin tran." "Thought you could elude me forever." "He's gone." "The little geek made a run for it." "[ Big-band music playing ]" "[ Inhales sharply ]" "[ Music continues ]" "What the hell?" "[ Needle scratches ]" "[ Music continues ]" "[ Music continues ]" "What the hell is this?" ""1951"?" "[ Growling ]" "♪ Supernatural 8x20 ♪ Pac-Man Fever Original Air Date on April 24, 2013" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "[ groans ]" "Y" "Man, I'm telling you, give me five minutes with some clippers, and " "Oh, shut up." "Uh, what time did I lay down?" "You took a siesta around noon..." "Yesterday." "[ Glass shatters ]" "I'm sorry." "Uh..." "That's why we don't have nice things, Sam." "You okay?" "Yeah, I'm " " I'm fine." "Just, uh, you know what?" "I'm gonna get dressed." "We should go find Kevin." "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey." "Easy, easy, sleeping beauty." "Look, man." "I've hacked into every security camera around Garth's houseboat, Kevin's hometown, where Mrs. Tran lived." "And?" "Well, nothing so far." "Dean, we have to find him." "I know." "I know." "Look, Garth is out looking for him." "We've got a Hunter A.P.B. out on Kevin." "We will do what we can from here." "While you get better." "I'm fine." "Dean, I can still go out there." "I can still hunt." "Really?" "[ Switches click ]" "[ Gun cocks ] This is stupid." "All right." "You hit that target, we'll talk about you getting back out there." "No problem." "[ Sighs ]" "Look, man, that second trial hit you a lot harder than that first one." "I don't know whether it was just more intense or what." "It felt the same..." "Till the next day." "So, we're gonna sit tight, keep an eye out until you, uh, get better." "[ Shell clinks ]" "[ Computer beeps ]" "It's from Charlie." ""In the neighborhood, found you guys a case""" "Found us a case?" ""In the neighborhood"?" "How the hell's she know where we are?" "Uh..." "Well, she doesn't." "Not exactly, at least." "It says she tracked our cells to a 20-mile radius, then the signal went out." "Huh." "This place must be in some kind of, like, Bermuda Triangle." "What, are you saying that we can make and receive phone calls from here and nobody can track us?" "[ Scoffs ] Man, I love this place." "Your highness." "What's up, bitches?" "[ Laughs ]" "[ Grunts ]" "You okay, Sam?" "Yeah." "No, I'm -- I'm good." "Yeah." "What are you doing in Kansas?" "Uh, a comic convention, in Topeka." "In the middle of the week?" "Girl's got to get her collectibles." "[ Chuckles ]" "So, you gonna invite me into your dungeon, or do I got to answer your questions three first?" "Follow us." "Let us introduce you to the Men of Letters." "Holy awesome." "Too bad they got wiped out, though that is what they get for the sexist name." "[ Scoffs ]" "Well, anyway, that's our skinny." "How about you?" "Um..." "Made a deal with the Yesteryear weirdos." "We're gonna team up to stomp the Shadow Orcs." "You guys are still coming to the midyear jubilee, right?" "Wouldn't miss it." "So, what about this case you brought us?" "Oh." "When I was in Topeka, I saw this pop up over the wire." "Tom Blake, a checkout clerk in Salina who went missing on his way home from work -- he was found dead yesterday." "His insides?" "Liquefied." "Locals have no idea what happened." "They tried to bury the report so people wouldn't freak, but I flagged it." "I have eliminated the following things that go bump in the night." "Wait a second." "When did you become such an expert?" "Well, after you guys left, I dug into all things monstrous." "I'm a wee bit obsessive..." "If "a wee bit" means completely." "I also found this series of books by Carver Edlund." "Did those books really happen?" "[ Sighs ]" "Wow." "That is some meta-madness." "Thanks for saving the world and stuff." "Sorry you have zero luck with the ladies." "Wha-- we need to find every single copy of those books and burn them." "They're online now, so good luck with that." "Awesome." "Well, you two crazy kids deal with that." "I will go see if there's anything to this, uh, case of yours." "I'm coming with you." "Whoa." "Are you sure you're okay?" "Yes." "Dean:" "No." "You're taking a knee as long as you're off your game." "I'll go with you." "Look, no disrespect, okay, but there is a big difference between reading about hunting and actually hunting." "I'm coming with." "[ Chuckles ]" "For serious?" "Okay." "Now, if you can hit that target, then we can talk about you " "What?" "All right, if you're gonna do a ride-along, then, uh..." "You got to lose the novelty T-shirts." "Son of a pantsuit." "[ Katrina The Waves' "Walking on Sunshine" plays ]" "♪ Yeah, yeah" "♪ I used to think maybe you loved me ♪" "♪ now, baby, I'm sure" "♪ and I just can't wait" "♪ till the day when you knock on my door ♪" "[ Music stops ]" "Montage." "[ Chopin's "Nocturne in E flat major" plays in background ]" "[ Clicks tongue ]" "Trials?" "That's never good." "Yeah, and our Prophet's in the wind." "What about, uh, Castiel?" "He seems helpful and dreamy." "He's M.I.A., with a tablet of his own doing God knows what." "I mean, to be honest, this whole thing is..." "I mean, Sam's a tough son of a bitch, but Cass was saying that these trials are messing with him in ways that even he can't heal." "If it's any consolation, having read your history -- there is pretty much nothing the Winchesters can't do if they work together." "Thanks." "Must be nice, having a brother, someone to always watch your back." "Yeah." "No brothers or sisters?" "Actually, I have two." "Their names are Xbox and PS3." "I'm not getting any reception." "Can I use your phone?" "Mm." "Sure." "[ Cellphone beeping ]" "[ Ringing ]" "Sam:" "Yeah?" "Hey." "It's me." "You okay?" "Yes, Dean, I'm still fine." "Look, I can hunt." "Well, let the healing continue." "I'll check in with you later." "[ Cellphone beeps ]" "Close enough." "[ Telephone ringing in distance ]" "Come in." "Hi." "Uh, Special Agent Hicks." "This is my partner, Special Agent Ripley." "We're here about the body with the creamy filling." "Ah, right." "I didn't think you guys would have any interest in that." "FBI, ma'am." "We never leave a stone unturned." "Mind if we take a peek?" "Of course not." "I just need your signed chain-of-custody request, and it's all yours." "I'm sorry." "The what?" "Chain-of-custody request from your supervisor to mine." "Right." "Uh, you know what?" "You want to call my supervisor?" "I'm sure he can give you the override or whatever." "Yeah, I'm sorry." "Unless he can get me the form," "I can't give you access to the body." "But..." "FBI." "I understand, dear, but paperwork is paperwork." "Of course." "Jennifer." "Uh, it is Jennifer?" "[ Laughs ] Yeah." "Yeah." "Um, we have been on the road all day, and this is strictly routine, dot-the-"I," cross-the-"T" kind of thing." "If you could do us a solid..." "[ Telephone rings in distance ]" "Come back with the signed form." "I'd be happy to do you a solid." "Until then..." "That never happened in the books." "You want to tell me happened back there, Boo Radley?" "I'm sorry." "I-I froze." "I couldn't control-alt-delete my way out." "Real-life role-playing is hard." "It's okay." "We'll come back later when, uh, Doris Do Right isn't here anymore." "Oh, perfect." "Breaking and entering." "No different than hacking." "Beg to differ." "One I've been doing since I was a teenager." "The other I've done once with you two idiots walking me through it, and I had my arm broken in the process." "What did you hack when you were a teenager?" "Uh..." "NORAD." "Yeah." "Whatever you say, "Wargames."" "Why don't we go grab some grub while we wait?" "[ Sighs ]" "[ Video game beeping ]" "Awesome." "I got three stars." "So?" "I'm three levels ahead of you, man." "[ Beeping continues ]" "Dude, stop." "I can't." "I'm just too good." "Dude!" "Whoa." "No, dude." "That's a bad idea." "Your face is a bad idea." "[ Squishing ]" "See?" "Nothing to worry about." "[ Squishing ]" "[ Liquid squirts ]" "[ Liquid dripping ]" "Aaaaah!" "Aaaaah!" "[ police radio chatter ]" "[ Engine revs ]" "Charlie:" "Maybe you should go first this time." "Dean:" "Unh-unh." "Back on the horse, kiddo." "Come on." "Hey, there." "I am Special Agent Ripley." "This is my partner." "Save it." "Your other agent's over there." "[ Indistinct conversations ]" "What took you guys so long?" "What the hell are you doing here?" "Working the case." "Same as you." "Jake Hill." "Librarian." "Went missing yesterday, no relation to the other vic." "Coroner already swooped in and scooped up what was left of him." "Yeah." "Yeah, we met her." "Bit of a stickler." "Well, there's, uh, not a body, nothing else to see here, so why don't you head on home?" "[ Scoffs ]" "Still haven't talked to the witnesses." "[ Video game beeping ]" "Well, we can handle that." "Charlie, why don't you go talk to the witnesses?" "But I don't want to miss the "bro-ment."" "Charlie!" "[ Sighs ]" "Look, man, I know you're frustrated, but you're also sick." "I'm not leaving, Dean." "Hey, boys." "Special Agent Ripley, FBI and...stuff." "What game you guys playing?" ""Super Eater."" ""Underworld Adventures" or "Dimension Travelers"?" ""Underworld Adventures."" "Nice." "So, about that childhood trauma you experienced earlier." "I know you want to help." "I do, all right?" "But " "Dean, you cannot take care of the both of us." "I need to be out here." ""Play through the pain"" right?" "Come on, man." "Don't quote me to me." "[ Sighs ]" "So, the boys said they noticed something on the body's arm before it covered them in years of future therapy." "Said it looked like a blue handprint." "Sounds like something you should read about." "In a book." "At home." "I'm not leaving until we find out whatever's doing this." "Whatever." "You guys fight like an old married couple." "Charlie." "Does this mean we don't have to break into the coroner's office anymore?" "[ Car door opens ] That's a great idea." "[ Door closes ] [ Engine turns over ]" "Is he leaving?" "He's leaving." "That's all right." "I stole your car." "I think I know where he's going." "Come on." "Cool." "[ Engine revs ] Wait, you stole my car?" "[ Chuckles ]" "[ Latch clicks ]" "[ Sighs ]" "[ Sighs ] What took you so long?" "I stopped for gas." "Shut up." "The body's in here." "The hell?" "Charlie!" "Charlie!" "It's the coroner." "I got this." "[ Door opens ]" "[ Door closes ]" "Hello." "Hey, there." "Front door was open." "Oh." "Uh, w-what are you doing here?" "I, uh, came back to get a blank copy of that form you asked for." "The FBI doesn't have chain-of-custody forms?" "The field office had a power outage after catching fire." "Figured I could just borrow a copy or two." "[ Sighs ] Of course." "Just give me sec." "What the hell?" "It's empty." "Uh..." "They burned the bodies." "Already?" "Yeah." "They think it's some kind of, like, outbreak scenario." "Even got the CDC to sign off on it." "These folks run a tight ship." "[ Door closes ]" "Okay." "Here you go." "Great." "Perfect." "Thank you." "Well, if you'll excuse me," "I have some work to do in the morgue." "Uh, can I ask you a personal question?" "I am new to the whole power-suit thing, and yours... is killer." "Where do you get them?" "Does this mean we need to take "Silkwood" showers now, or is this still a case?" "Yeah." "Something about that Mark the kid saw rings a bell." "[ Camera shutter clicking ] Probably have to check the lore -- or maybe dad's journal." "[ Clicking continues ] Hurry up." "All you need are three jackets, three pairs of pants, and you're all set." "So simple, so smart." "You should have a blog." "Okay." "I'll get right on that." "Um, so, what about shoes?" "I can never find the right kind to go with " "Okay." "I'm sorry, but I'm not a stylist." "[ Laughs ]" "Uh, well..." "Thanks for the forms and the fashion advice." "You're the best." "Don't go changing." "'Kay, bye." "Leviathan?" "Mm..." "They consume their prey." "Well, maybe the vics were Leviathan." "No black goo on either scene, according to the reports." "Dragons." "They, uh " "No signs of burns on the vics." "I hate that thing." "I want one." "Wait a second." "Djinn." "Djinn vics don't get liquefied." "No, no, no, no." "Not regular Djinn." "According to this, there is a bastard offshoot." "Uh, their eyes light up blue." "They pass as humans, all that regular jazz." "Except these "leave their victims with jelly-like insides""" "and supposedly, when they poison their victims, they leave behind a blue handprint." "I hate that thing." "And I want one." "So, do these things die like regular Djinn?" "Silver blade dipped in lamb's blood, yeah." "Now we just got to find the asshat." "All right." "Well, breakthrough means snack time to me." "And I want to just, uh, stretch my legs." "I will pick us up some grub, and unlike you, Sam, I will not forget the pie." "She seem a little off to you?" "Since the second she got here." "[ Creaking ]" "[ Inhales sharply ]" "[ Creaking ]" "Charlie... it's Sam." "Uh..." "Again, call us." "Okay?" "[ Cellphone beeps ] [ Coughing ]" "Hey." "Any word from Charlie?" "Uh, no." "And there was no comic convention in Topeka." "I don't know why." "I mean, why would she lie to us?" "One way to find out." "[ Cellphone beeps ] What are you doing?" "When I called you from her phone," "I turned on her GPS." "[ Knock on door ]" "Charlie?" "Hey, Charlie, you in there?" "[ Knock on door ]" "Dean." "[ Door closes ]" "The hell?" "What the hell is this place?" "Whatever it is, it belongs to Charlie." "Or some variation of her." "Who the hell is she -- Jason Bourne?" "All right, so, we got no forced entry, so either it was somebody that she knew or " "Djinn." "[ Cellphone beeps ]" "Here's all our missed calls." "You got anything on her laptop?" "Yeah." "Uh, she's been making donations through her aliases to Shawnee County General here in Topeka." "Like, a charity?" "A patient." "Gertrude Middleton." "We need answers." "Uh, I'll take Gertrude." "You keep Djinn-digging." "[ Respirator hissing ]" "Gertrude's been in a persistent vegetative state for 16 years." "About a year ago, her condition got worse." "This ventilator's the only thing keeping her alive." "How did this happen?" "She and her husband were hit by a drunk driver." "He didn't make it." "They were on their way to pick up their daughter from a sleepover." "Their daughter?" "She was 12." "She got into trouble after her parents' accident." "Nobody's heard from her since." "Folks have been donating to cover Gertrude's care over the years." "It's a sweet gesture, but the truth is, she's gone." "She ever get any visitors?" "A couple nurses said they thought they saw someone in here reading to her, but nobody's ever officially signed in to visit her." "She's all alone." "If you'll excuse me, I have to make my rounds." "Thank you." "[ Monitor beeping ]" "You got one hell of a daughter, Mrs. Middleton." "I promise you I will find her." "Jennifer:" "You're not going anywhere." "Wilhelm scream." "[ Whimpers ]" "[ Inhales deeply ]" "Do you know what I smell on you?" "Deodorant?" "A little pee, maybe?" "Fear." "Djinn smell fear?" "Well, well, well." "If you know about Djinn, then you and your little friend are Hunters, not FBI." "No." "I'm -- I'm more hunter-in-training." "Totally not worth killing." "[ Chuckles ]" "Oh, but you are worth killing, sweetheart." "Yeah." "You see, my kind -- we prefer a more bitter taste to blood than the run-of-the-mill Djinn." "We prefer the taste of fear." "And when I got a whiff of you at that morgue..." "Oh, such delicious fear inside of you." "I followed your scent." "I knew you'd make a meal fit for two." "For two?" "No." "[ Gasps ]" "So, no chance of a recovery, huh?" "No." "No, Gertrude seemed like a cool mom, too -- kind, strong, taken from her family way too young." "Remind you of anybody?" "Did you find anything?" "I think so." "A John Doe from nine years ago." "The original coroner wanted the body sent to the CDC, but the coroner's new assistant" ""accidentally" ordered the body to be burned." "New assistant?" "Jennifer O'Brien." "Coroner's a hell of a cover for hiding kills." "My manly man friend's gonna come get you, you creepy power-suit lady." "Oh, let him come." "He reeked of fear, as well." "[ Screams ]" "Sam:" "Look at this." "CDC?" "Never heard from Jennifer this time, either." "She faked the reports, burned the bodies to cover her tracks." "Why'd she get sloppy again after nine years, start leaving the bodies where they could be found?" "Well, let's go ask her." "According to this, she owns two pieces of property in town -- one 2-bedroom house about 10 minutes from here and an abandoned shipping warehouse." "Of course she does." "Charlie." "Charlie." "Hey." "Hey, Charlie." "[ Gasps ]" "[ Groans ]" "[ Blade plunges ]" "[ Panting ]" "You okay?" "Where's Charlie?" "What the hell's going on?" "I don't know." "Uh, different Djinn." "Maybe she needs a different antidote." "Charlie?" "She's burning up, man." "We're not letting her turn to jello." "Okay, okay." "Uh..." "Okay." "Djinn poison puts your brain into something like a feedback loop while your blood boils, right?" "Right." "Um, if the antidote didn't break the loop, then maybe we can find a way to break from the inside." "I mean, Djinn take you to your happy place." "Your happy place is like a dream." "Both:" "African dream root." "All right." "Let's do this." "Ugh." "Okay." "All right, I'm gonna need to go to sleep fast, so, uh, punch me." "Look, man, I know you don't want to, okay?" "[ Grunts ]" "Aah." "Wow, you're a little off your game there 'cause that was, uh, that was pretty " "[ exhales sharply ]" "[ Snarling, growling ]" "[ Grunts ]" "[ Growls ]" "[ Elevator dings ]" "Come with me if you want to live." "I've always wanted to say that." "What are you doing in my dream?" "You were attacked by a Djinn." "The coroner, Jennifer, remember?" "Djinn usually send you to your, uh, happy, your happy place." "No judgment, but you got a really strange sense of happy, kiddo." "Wait, wait, wait." "No, no, no." "Jennifer said that her kind feeds off fear." "This isn't my happy place." "This is a recurring nightmare of mine." "What is this?" "It's a video game." "Wait a second." "You're telling me that this whole thing is a video game?" "It was called "The Red Scare."" "Uh, first-person shooter against super-soldier vampires." "I copied it off of a game company's server before it was finished, reprogrammed it to reflect my flamingly liberal politics, and then I released it for free." "Then they tracked me down and had me arrested." "I was 12." "And you've been on the run ever since." "[ Coughing ]" "[ Sighs ]" "[ Creaking ]" "So, how do we get out of here?" "I don't know." "We gave you the Djinn antidote." "It didn't take." "And I killed the Djinn." "Both of them?" "[ Sighs ]" "You killed my mom." "We got to get back and help Sammy." "Tell me about this game." "Maybe if we can win -- [ growling ]" "Look, I don't know how long I've been out, but I've been through this level a thousand times already." "What?" "Every time I beat the level and save the patients," "I get reset back to the beginning, only there's less weapons and the vampires are faster." "[ Shell clinks ]" "It's an infinite loop." "Like Pac-Man without level 256." "Level what?" "Nothing." "Wait, what patients?" "Charlie?" "I know who this is." "What are you talking about?" "When you went missing, me and Sam found your little crash pad." "We saw the payments that you make for her." "So, I went and visited your mom, looking for you." "She's why I'm in Kansas." "I sneak into the hospital whenever I can, and I just -- I read to her." "She used to read me to sleep at night when I was a kid." "[ Sighs ]" "She'd read me "The Hobbit."" "[ Sighs ]" "She's the reason I love the stuff I love." "I'm sorry for your loss." "She's not gone." "Sam?" "Is this my nightmare or yours?" "[ Vampires approaching ]" "[ Pounding on door ]" "[ Grunting ]" "So..." "It wasn't your mama who messed up." "It was you." "Shut up!" "I just came of age." "I had to feed." "I screwed up." "M-mom knew how to cover her tracks." "She always told me not to play with my food." "[ Grunts ]" "Maybe you should have listened to your mom." "[ Growling ]" "This is it -- the boss battle." "Come on, we got to save the patients." "Dean:" "Wait, wait." "You said that we're stuck in a loop, right?" "And out there in the real world, you're dying." "And I might be, too." "We got to find a way to break this loop." "Okay." "How?" "[ Gun cocks ]" "I think the only way to stop this is to not play." "What?" "No." "No." "We've got to save them." "Nut up, Winchester." "[ Growls ]" "See?" "You can't stop, either." "Listen to me, this poison -- it's designed to put your mind into an endless cycle while your insides turn to mush, okay?" "And its fuel is fear." "Now, call me crazy, but I think the only way to break this cycle is to let go of the fear and stop playing the game." "You don't know that." "I know that your fear is creating all of this." "But you're not afraid of those super-soldier vamps out there, you're not afraid of this game, and you're not afraid of what it did to you." "Hey." "Look at me." "You're afraid of losing her." "Charlie, she's already gone." "No." "You don't understand." "You don't understand." "I was at a sleepover, and I got scared, so..." "I called my parents to come and get me." "They should never have been driving that night." "It wasn't your fault." "[ Voice breaking ] I just want to tell her that I'm sorry and I love her and just have her hear it again." "I just need her to hear that one more time." "But she can't." "She can't." "I know." "[ Inhales sharply ] Believe me, I know." "But you got to let her go." "[ Growling ]" "Game over, kiddo." "[ Pounding ]" "[ Gun cocks ]" "[ Growling ]" "[ Growling dissipates ]" "[ Glass crunching ]" "Mom?" "Sam:" "Dean." "Dean." "Hey, hey!" "Come here." "You okay?" "What happened?" "What happened?" "I'm okay." "Charlie?" "I'm sorry." "I had to." "[ Inhales sharply ]" "[ Door closes ]" "So, thanks for saving our bacon." "[ Laughs ]" "Any time, your highness." "You know you're gonna be okay, right?" "Those books portray you as, like, one tough customer." "If anyone can get through the trials, Sam, it's you." "Thanks." "You know, you really should come back and dig through our archives." "You are definitely a Woman of Letters." "I like the sound of that." "Well, thanks for stopping by, Charlie." "Always wanted to get "Tron"ed." "[ Door opens ] What's next for you?" "[ Door closes ]" "Gonna go by the hospital." "Got to let go, right?" "What about you?" "You gonna let it go?" "Never." "That's my boys." "I love you." "I know." "Okay, look, you were right." "I-I should have laid low." "I-I know." "I should have hung back." "But I'm glad I was able -- [ chuckles ]" "[ Pats back ]" "What do you say we find our Prophet?" "[ Smacks chest ]" "[ Respirator hissing ]" "Take all the time you need with your mom, okay?" "[ Telephone rings in distance ]" "[ Sighs ]" "[ Charlie sighs ]" "One last time, okay?" "[ Sniffles ]" ""In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit." ""Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole," ""filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell," ""nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole" ""with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat -- it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort."" "== sync, corrected by elderman =="

"We need a medic!" "Standing by for airdrop." "Ask not what your country can do for you." "Ask what you can do for your country." "Just two hours ago, allied air forces began an attack on military targets in Iraq." "I have seen war on land and sea." "I have seen blood running from the wounded." "...to fear is... fear itself." "Turning now to the weather for your Thursday morning... here in Bristol Falls." "We have mostly cloudy skies at the moment, variable light winds..." "You can fieldstrip an M4 in the dark." "You still can't tie a damn tie." "...the upper 50s, which will give way to clouds." "Tomorrow's weather looks like a carbon copy of today..." "With rain likely hitting our area all weekend." "Showers likely hitting around evening, then cloudy with a chance of showers after midnight, with lows in the 50s." "...with your updated weather forecast here for Bristol Falls." " New guy." " Yeah." "Jake Carter." "Ex-jarhead." " Hometown hero last year." " That's him." "I'll call you when we have the package." "Carter." "I'm Robert Daniels, team leader." " When did you get in?" " Last night, sir." "I studied your file, Sergeant." "Two Purple Hearts, Bronze Star." "Hawthorne Global Security is the cream of the crop." "Our agents are held to the highest standard." " Understood?" " Yes, sir." "This is your fresh start, Carter." "Make it count." "Gentlemen." "Department of Justice is flying in a high-value package." "We've been hired to protect said package... until DOJ takes official custody." "Questions?" "All right, look alive, gentlemen." "Plane's on final approach." "Carter, you're with me." "Nathan Miller, Department of Justice." "Robert Daniels, Global Hawthorne Security." " I'll be damned." "Jake Carter." " Morning, Lieutenant." "Don't you salute me." "I'll kick your ass." "I'm just a lowly civil servant now." "Never thought I'd see you in a monkey suit, Jake." " But I got to tell you, it looks ridiculous." " Thank you, sir." "Let's go, Miss Tanis." "Where the hell are we?" "You are back in the United States of America." "That's all that matters." "She still pissed?" "She told us to keep our distance." "She's a little high-strung." "Took a swing at one of my guys for telling her to relax." "Who is she?" "Olivia Tanis, 24 years old." "She's smart." "IQ, 135." "She's also a whistle-blower." "She's been on the run overseas for weeks." "We caught up with her in Hong Kong." "Flew her into Vancouver this morning and then hopped out here." "She's got intel on traitors inside Genesis Defense Corporation, where she used to work." "It's also one of the largest defense contractors in the US." "Tanis worked as an IT engineer." "Says she has files to back up her claims." "That's the info she's trading for protection." "Locked away in some encrypted cloud file only she knows." "That's why we have to keep Tanis off-book, which is where you come in." "We take her into official custody, she's in the system." "She's agreed to surrender the files directly to the attorney general." "So your job is to babysit her until we can set that up." " We'll tag along until her drop." " Hey." " Then she's all yours." " Okay." "Done." " Hey." " What's the problem now?" "You call these guys inconspicuous?" "You might as well paint a target on my back." "Hawthorne Global is the best in private security, Liv." "Yeah?" "This guy looks like he bought his suit from Men's Wearhouse." "I'm trusting my life in people... who can't even protect themselves from lousy fashion choices?" "Look, here's what I want, all right?" "You're gonna give me a burner phone and the AG's number." "In three days, I'll give you a where and a when." "Until then, I'm gone." "That's not gonna happen." "These guys will protect you." "Come on, Liv." "Protect her." "Even from herself." "Yep." "She's just a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day." "Yeah, I can see that." "Well, beats chugging up those Afghan mountain roads in the MRAPs," " don't you think, Jake?" " Agreed." " You ever settle down?" " Couldn't find a woman to put up with me yet." "Well, I'm not surprised." "You always were a pain in the ass." "So, how's Susan and the girls?" "What are they, four and five now?" " Try seven and eight." " Where does the time go?" "Hopefully they take after their mother." "Oh." "Yeah, no, they did, luckily." " So no one?" " Nope." "What a surprise, with everything that you clearly have to offer." "Let me guess." "You were a big deal in high school." "What was it?" "Quarterback dating a prom queen?" " Running back, actually." " Of course it was." "What was I thinking?" "I can see it now." "Jakey boy's gonna go off, win the Heisman, go pro and become a big, big star." "Oops." "Along came this little thing called the SATs." "That's when you realize not all fairy tales have happy endings, do they?" "Am I wrong?" "Fast-forward a couple years, and you're just another rent-a-cop playing taxi driver." "Not bad, but I hate to break it to you." "SATs weren't really my problem." "Yeah?" "What was it then?" "Astonish me." "A little thing called 9/11." " Permission to speak freely?" " By all means." "This is the most entertained I've been in days." "I think we're both just really impressed to see you putting together full sentences here." "And I'm just trying to put together what your story is." "While we're on the subject of clichés here, I heard your bio." "Ivy League and all." "That means you come from money." "Right?" "So, what, you're the sweet, little prep school princess... that no one really understood?" "The type that always got herself into one fine mess after the other for attention." "Good thing you always had Daddy's money to count on to bail you out." "At least until now, that is." "Yeah." "This time it looks like you finally found yourself... in a situation you can't buy your way out of." " But what do I know?" "I'm just a taxi driver." " That's enough, Carter." " You know what?" " Yes, ma'am?" "You can kiss..." " Jesus Christ!" " Reverse!" "Back up!" "Back up!" "Stay down!" "Bail out!" "Bail out!" "Stay down!" " Numbers?" " I got eight plus in the tree line!" "They're moving!" "We need to move!" "Shit." "They're flanking!" "Watch your 3:00 and 9:00!" "Oh, shit." " Johnson." "I got the girl coming your way." " Roger that." "We're on it." "Could use a little help here, Dawes." "Go on." "Get it done." "They're moving!" "I'll draw their fire." "Peel around in the forest and secure the package." "All clear!" "Then what are you waiting for?" "Get moving!" "I've got her." "His keys." "Gotta have keys." "Come on." "Come on." "We need to move." "Come with me." "Stay behind me." "Come on, okay?" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Daniels, come in." "I repeat:" "Do you copy?" "Daniels, do you copy?" "Anyone?" "Get in!" "Get down!" " Get down!" " Go!" "Jesus!" " Are you hit?" " It's not my blood." " Jesus Christ!" "Who were those guys?" " I don't know." "Drop me off somewhere." "I'm better off on my own." " You wouldn't last five minutes." " Six weeks in Hong Kong, I was just fine." "Twenty minutes here, I'm running in a forest getting shot at." "Did you call anyone from a plane?" "Boyfriend?" "A girlfriend?" "Seriously?" "No." "No boyfriend or girlfriend." "I'm on my own." "All I have are the clothes on my back." "And now you." "They knew where to hit us." "Someone tipped them off." " Then let's go to the police." " No." "We can't risk it." "For now, we'll go to the safe house." "With any luck, we got a head start." " Luck?" "That's encouraging." " We'll go to the safe house, figure out our next move there." "Your boss said you were new." "How new?" "This is my first day." "Awesome." "Oh, gosh." " What are you doing?" " Planning for the worst." " You okay?" " Yeah, I'm fine." "I'll get you some water." "Don't move." " What are you doing?" " Give me the keys." "Bad idea." "Out there on your own, you're too exposed." " No, I'm going to the cops." " Whoever ambushed us will have that covered." "I appreciate you saving my life, but I don't know you." "I don't know anyone." "In fact, you guys have a rat in your company, which means there's really only one person that I can trust... me." "Give me the damn car keys." "I can't do that." "You think I won't blow your head off right here?" "Maybe." "My job is to protect you." "I give you the keys, I'm not doing my job." "You ever hear the term semper fi?" ""Always faithful"?" "So what, you're a marine?" "Is that supposed to put my mind at ease?" "Yeah, it should." "But I don't give a shit if it does or not." "We don't have time for this." "So either shoot me or let me do my damn job." "I won't let them get to you." "So you trust me now?" "This is our boy." "Jake Carter." "Force recon marine." "Just back from Afghanistan." "Been here a few weeks." "He still has war in his blood." "But he's alone." "No chain of command." "He'll follow the plan." " You okay in there?" " Yeah." "Just one sec, please." " You sure you're okay?" " Yeah." "I said give me a sec, all right?" "Sorry." "It's just..." "We gotta get moving." "Is there anything to eat?" "I'm starved." "Eat up." "Yeah, that's not food." "I'm not eating that." "Is there anything organic?" "Organic?" "There you go." "Get your stuff." "We're leaving." "Get back in one of the rooms." "Don't come out unless I say so." "If anything happens, get out of here and don't look back." "Drop it." "Jake." "I said drop it now." "Now!" "Jake." " Jake, what the hell is this?" " That's what I wanna know." " Didn't think anyone made it out." " No one else did." "Except you two." "After you and Tanis broke free, we found an opportunity to get away, and we took it." "Yeah, we saw you drive away with the girl." "Good man." "Where'd you get the car?" "We borrowed it from a very patriotic redneck we stumbled across." "Look, Jake, I get it." "You don't know who to trust." " Exactly." " Okay." "But if I was dirty, I wouldn't come back here with just one more gun." "I'd hit you hard." "I know who these guys are, okay?" "Jake, it's me." "Can I put my hands down, please?" "All right." " Who are they?" " His name is Simon Vogel." "Former South African Special Forces." "We used to use him for odd jobs when we couldn't afford the visibility." "Then he went... became unstable." "There was a job in Beirut." "Things got real messy, and we had to cut him loose." "I didn't even know he was still alive." " His team?" " If it's the same crew he used to run with, they're all former tier-one operators..." "best money can buy." "How did he know our route?" "Just like you suspect." "Someone tipped him off from the inside." "Exactly." "Toss it." "And the sidearm." "Hey." "Where is she?" "Not here." "Bullshit." "Move." "Keep moving." "Stand right there like a good boy." "I figured whoever was dirty was gonna show up here." "So I stashed her." "Oh, is that so?" "Move." "Into the kitchen." "Back there." "Satisfied?" "Okay." "I'll play." "What do you want?" "I don't negotiate against myself." "Give me a number." "You'd sell her out?" "Just like that?" "So I'll ask you again." "What's she worth?" "Here's your number." "Five, four," " three, two..." " Go on." "Call my bluff, bitch." "Meantime, I'm gonna have breakfast." "Go, go!" "Get inside!" "Kill him!" "Go, go, go, go, go!" "Liv!" "Through there a path leads to the boat." "Get it started." "Go!" "Go!" "Flank around!" "Flank around!" "Stay down!" "Why is Carter still alive?" "I didn't have eyes on the girl." "This should have been easy." "You had the element of surprise." "Maybe if you did your job and killed Tanis at the ambush, we wouldn't be in this mess." "Let's go." "You okay?" " Liv, you okay?" " Yeah, I'm fine." "Good." "Should be a road up ahead, probably less than a mile away." "Should be." "Oh, great." "Then what?" " I'm working on the "then what."" " Of course you are." "You know what would be really nice?" "If you were just certain of something here." "Okay." "Here's what I'm certain of." "The research they put into making you disappear... is an all-or-nothing type of move." "They don't send this much heat unless what you have on these guys is legit." "I'm also certain that... they're not gonna stop until you're dead." "I can bury them all." "What the hell you have on them?" "You remember a couple of years back... a bunch of troops in Afghanistan died due to faulty body armor?" "Remember?" "I was there." "Witnessed it firsthand." "You're saying that Genesis Defense Corporation was behind that?" "That's just the beginning." "That makes this all the more worth it." " Come on." "We gotta keep moving." " Carter." "You know I heard everything you said back there about selling me out." " Come on, Liv." "I was lying to buy time." " Maybe." "Or maybe you're just keeping me alive till a better offer comes along." "Jesus." "How many times do I have to save your life before you trust me?" " Vogel, you copy?" " Go for Vogel." "The boat's empty." "Got no idea what direction they went in." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "That's my car!" "Hey!" "Stop!" " Can I help you, miss?" " I need your help." "There are people out there trying to kill me." "All right." "Why don't you start at the beginning?" "I need to know you can guarantee my protection." "Well, you're surrounded by cops." "What's going on?" "Did you find a dozen bodies and blown-up SUVs on a back road this morning?" "The guys who did that, they're the ones that are after me." "Excuse me?" "Hey, Officer." "I'm looking for a girl." "Brown hair, blue eyes, pretty." "Did she come in here, maybe talking about being in trouble?" "How about you just calm down?" "Who are we talking about?" "Wife?" "Girlfriend?" " You two have an argument?" " She's in here, isn't she?" " Where is she?" "I need to talk to her." " No, what you're gonna do... is you're gonna wait here." "Okay, let's see some ID." "Thank you." "Grab a seat." "You're telling me you can't identify any of these men?" "No, I can't identify..." "I've never seen these guys in my life..." "They were shooting at me." "What was I supposed to do?" " Turn around and look?" " Okay, relax." "Hey, relax!" "I'll be right back." "Mr. Carter." "I got a woman back there who claims people are trying to kill her." "She's right." "I'm part of a detail assigned to protect her." "No offense." "She's with us now." "We've got that covered." "No, look, she's my responsibility." "And I got a crime scene that looks like a war zone." "So you just sit tight." "Give these people a call." "I wanna verify this guy's story." "You know what?" "I think I've changed my mind." "I'm just gonna go." " Have a seat, please." " Seriously, I'm fine." " I just need to go." " Take a seat." "This is Detective Redman, Ashton PD." "I've got a Jake Carter here." "Claims to be part of a security team." "Hold, please." "Let me patch you through." "Detective Redman, my name is Ethan Smith." "I'm with the Justice Department." " I need you to listen very closely." " Okay." "Jake Carter was involved in an attack on our DOJ motorcade this morning." "Barely made it out myself." "He's ex-military, well trained... and should be considered extremely dangerous." "His accomplice is a young woman named Olivia Tanis." " Is she there as well?" " Yeah, that's right." "Good." "Hold and secure them both." "Take no chances." "Myself and my DOJ team are en route." "Thanks." "I appreciate that." " We're good?" " We're good." "On your knees." "Hands behind your head." "Cuff him." "Down now!" " What the hell is going on?" " Shut up." " You're making a mistake." " I said shut up." "What are you doing?" "You're making a mistake." " What are you doing?" "No." "Stop." " Let's go." "Get him up." "Let's go." "Come on." " Whoever you talked to is lying." " Move it." "Walk." "This is bullshit." "You son of a bitch." "What did you say to them?" "Why am I getting arrested?" " You should have trusted me." " That's enough." "I don't know what the real story is with you, but I'm gonna find out." "You want the real story?" "Call the Department of Justice yourself." " Confirm what they told you." " We'll sort this out when they get here." " Watch them." " Wait." "Who's coming?" "Who'd you talk to?" "Hey!" "Who'd you talk to?" " What are you doing?" " My job." "No." "We do this my way." "I'll go in, talk to whoever's in charge..." "there's a novelty... get them to give me the girl, and we're done, clean." "Go right ahead." "Hi." " Can I help you?" " I sure do hope so." "My name is Ethan Smith." "I'm with the Department of Justice." "I need to speak to Detective Redman." "I believe he's expecting me." " I'll get him for you." " Oh, thank you very much." "Lovely town you have here." "Let's go." "I do things my way." "Carter!" "Stay on my hip." "Come on." "Come on." "Run." "Go to ground somewhere." "Hide." "Anything." "Contact the attorney general's office directly." "No one else." "Got it?" " Go." " Wha..." "No..." "Get your wounded." "I'll cover you." "Go." " Let's go!" "Move it!" " Get out the back." "Come on." "Move it!" "Move it!" "Let's go!" "Come on!" "That's Carter." "So much for doing things your way." "Perimeter?" "Check 6:00." "Dawes." "Bring it." "Jake Carter!" "My name's Simon Vogel!" "It's nice to meet you." "I can't say the same." "I have to admit, I respect your skills." "But you died the moment you put that suit on." " Where's Olivia Tanis, Carter?" " Why don't you come take a look?" "Oh, yeah, that's cute." "Only if you promise not to run away this time." "Examine your situation." "You're pinned down and outgunned." "Tell us where she is, Carter, and you can walk away from this." "You got maybe 10 minutes." "Backup's on the way." "You should think about your next move." "I just murdered a whole police station." "What's a few more?" "Be smart, Carter." "Give us the girl." "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." "We don't know if she's with Carter." "You're either in front of the gun or behind it." "You choose." "Get in!" "Go, go, go, go!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Go!" " So now what are we gonna do?" " Drive!" "Just drive!" "Shit." "Shit." "Get off the main road!" "Here they come!" "Move!" "Let's go!" "Move it!" "Shit." "Run him down!" "Faster!" " Faster!" "Move it!" " Are you crazy?" "I can't..." "Faster!" "Jesus Christ!" "I want this guy!" " Faster!" " Christ!" " You're losing him." " Come on, Grant!" "Are you okay?" "Move!" "Just go!" "Let's go." "Time to clean it up." "Here, take that." "Take it." "We gotta move." "We gotta move." "Let's go." "Grab your gear." "They've gone to ground." "We'll hunt them on foot." "Wait." "Are you sure that's the wisest move?" "Carter's just turned the tables in his favor." "He knows what he's doing." "That's why he went into the woods." "What options do we have?" "If you have any ideas, I'm all ears." "Hey, listen." "We are dwindling numbers, in case you haven't noticed." "We've got to regroup, call in more muscle and go in at sunrise." "They are on foot and will be blind when it gets dark." "They're not gonna get far." "You'll wanna lose this." "Hayes." "Call Marcus." "We're going in first thing in the morning." "No, no." "Let me help you." "Sorry." "I'm not a nurse." "Told you to run back there." "Something you should know about me by now." "I don't listen too well." "Can you pass me one of the clips?" " Thanks." " You would have done the same." "Hey." "I found this." "See if you can get a signal on it." "No, there's no signal, but I'll keep trying." "I should have trusted you." "I should have just trusted you from the start." " Hey." " I walked into that police station." " Don't." " They're dead." " That's on me." " No." "It's on the people who sent those bastards after you." "None of this is your fault." "Hey." "What are you doing?" "This is an encrypted Web address with my password." "It's everything that I know on Genesis." "It implicates half the board of directors." "You're the only one that I've told." "You know, just in case." "We're gonna be fine." "When this is over, you're gonna get to watch them all burn." "So what now?" "We keep moving until we get a signal on that phone." "Our only play is contacting the attorney general directly somehow." "How the hell do we do that?" "I haven't figured that part out yet." "So what, we're just supposed to die out here in the woods?" "Did I say that?" "We stop running." "Come on." "Let's keep going." "We'll find a signal." "Still nothing." "Okay." "So we've got the river in front of us and the ridgeline all around us." "There's... five hours till sunrise." "That's when they're gonna come for us." "But then we're trapped, and they know exactly where to find us." "That's what I'm hoping for." "Come on." "We got a lot of work to do." "All right, Liv." "This is where we part ways." "Head that way towards the river and follow it." " Eventually you'll hit a road." " No way." "I'm safer with you." " I don't wanna argue with you." " Good." "Then don't." "Let's go." "Got more blood here." "They definitely came this way." "Dawes, you got anything?" "Cops got nothing so far." "The whole area is still locked down." "Roadblocks, checkpoints, everything." "Everyone take a deep breath." "Let's take our time." "Do this right." " Is that Genesis?" " Yep." "What do they want?" "For you to do your job." "Hayes, pick up the pace." "Hayes, which way?" "Hayes." "Hayes." "I lost it." "Trail's gone." "Find it." "It's him." "Channel two." "Vogel." "Simon Vogel." "Are you there?" " Can you track him?" " Yeah." "Carter." "It's good to hear your voice." "Did you miss me?" "Very much." "To think we were just getting to know each other." " Is the girl with you?" " Here's the thing, Simon." "She's not your problem anymore." "I am." "I've noticed." "If I were you, I'd actually keep an eye on Smith." "He's the sort that likes to shoot people in the head when they're not looking." "Listen, Jake." "We both know you're not gonna make it out of this canyon." "So let's be frank with each other." "It's just a matter of what the attrition rate will be." "Oh, you're good." "I'll give you that." "And, ironically, you've opened up new opportunities for recruitment on my team." "You're offering me a job?" "Bring me the girl." "You get to live and get rich." "What do you say?" "Thanks, but no, thanks." "It's not why I called." "Why did you call?" "With me!" "Circle around!" "Cut him off!" "Go, go, go!" "Spread out!" "Don't lose her." "Go!" "I've got Tanis." "Blake's down." "Hayes, do you have anything?" "Any sign of them at all?" "Nothing." "I can't find Marcus." " Are you ready?" " Of course not." "Hug the shadows." "Only move when you have to." "Hit and run." "Got it?" "Yeah." "Where are they?" "Are you kidding me?" "They slipped past all of you." "Shut your mouth!" "Or I'll shut it for you!" "Gotta hold it together." "We'll find them." "What if that's what he wants?" "I told you, Carter's not stupid." "He is sucking us in so he can pick us off one by one." "Duck!" " Forget him." "Let's move on." " Hey." "What makes you think Carter doesn't have the rest of this valley rigged?" "He's one man." "Yeah, well, that logic seems to have worked out well for you so far?" "Go that way!" "I'll draw them away!" "Amateurs." "Holy shit." "Vogel." "Vogel, you copy?" "Ramirez is down." "So, what's the plan, Vogel?" "Or are you just gonna let us all die while you figure it out?" "You wanna lead?" "Yeah." "Dawes." "I'm driving them your way" "Yeah." "Drop it!" "Both of 'em." "Move." "Hayes, over here!" "Where's the girl?" "Whoo!" "Oorah!" "Not bad, marine." "That's not bad." "Not bad at all." "But you just don't get the girl this time." "What a shame." "You know," "I don't always like to shoot people in the back of the head... when they're not looking." "Sometimes I want them to see it coming." "Put your gun down." "I said put it down." " Where's Vogel?" " I don't know." "Jake!" "Get up." "Come on, princess." "Now." "We're going for a little walk." "Now!" "Keep moving." "What makes you think that when I'm dead you're not next?" "Genesis has a way of tying up loose ends." "That's why you're gonna give me all the dirt you have on them." "That information is my insurance policy." "Move." "You're too late." "I just forwarded everything that I have on Genesis to a dozen news sites." "You're gonna have to kill me." " You little bitch." " Vogel!" "I got you." "I got you." "On our broadcast tonight..." "A national disgrace." "A stunning revelation the testing of bulletproof plating no idea of the extent of the illegal activity..." "Police are continuing their investigations into the and other soldiers have been involved in endangers the lives of American troops." "...breaking another story tonight..." "Several board members of Genesis Defense Corporation..." "Genesis Defense Corporation's stock plummeted today has cooperated with the federal government, and her name is listed in an action..." "The Department of Justice will review the criminal..." "Wow, Carter." "You look like hell." "Good to see you too." "How you doing?" "Well, seeing as how in the last three days six members of Genesis Defense Corporation... are now being indicted for treason and conspiracy, pretty damn good." "So, what's next?" "What's the plan?" "I don't know." "New identity, new life." "They won't tell me where I'm going." "Probably Boise or some god-awful town with a population of 100." " Small towns aren't so bad." " Yeah." "I'm sure you'll do great wherever you land." "I got you something." "Seeing as I made you ruin your last one." " There you go." " Thanks." "No, no." "Thank you." "See you later, marine."

"Hey, folks," "I know the Mets are down 3-0 in a best of seven." "I know no World Series team has ever come back from 3-0 down to win four straight." "I know they haven't played well." "I know the pitching's been bad." "I know "no clutch hitting," I know '86/'69 seem a long, long time ago." "And there's no Ruth, there's no Gehrig." "Goodness gracious, there's no Donn Clendenon." "But you are not out of it until you lose four games in a best of seven." "That is all there is to it." "Back to the phones we go." "Bruce is in Bayside." " Bruce, how are you?" " How you doing, Chris?" "Good to have you aboard, bud." "What's up?" "Listen, I'm writing off this season." "As far as I'm concerned, the Mets are out of it." "They're down 3-0." "They might as well pack their bags." " Write it off?" " Wait a second, my concern is next year." " What do you mean, write it off?" " You look at great teams of the past, the A's in '88, the Phillies back in the '50s, the Indians in '54 won over a hundred games." "The following years, these teams wouldn't have been anything, they were no good." " All right." " The Mets, they'll be out of it this year." " Question!" " They need to worry about next year." "Did the Indians in '54 say, after they lost the third game to the Giants," ""You know, let's not show up for Game 4." "We've lost." "Let's rebuild for next year"?" "They might as well have." "They might as well have." "Hey, the A's won in '89, and it's not easy to win every single year." "This is a team that has proven they cannot win in the clutch." "It's so obvious." "Every year they..." "They won in '86, didn't they?" "They won in '86 because a guy couldn't field a ground ball." "If I was on first base..." "How about the playoffs and the World Series, Bruce?" "The Mets would've lost the World Series if I was playing first base." "That is incorrect because the game was tied..." "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "How many times you be late for school?" "Your sister gets to school on time." "What's the problem with you guys?" "You want to be driven around like you're the President, like I'm your goddamn chauffeur." " Dad, it wasn't our fault." " Dad, it wasn't our fault." " Oh, yeah?" "Whose fault was it?" "Mine?" " No." "Aunt Wendy told us to take out the garbage," " and she hogged up the bathroom." " Hogged up the bathroom." "All morning." "We couldn't get in there to brush our teeth or do anything." "We had to wait till she got out." "By the time we got out, the bus was gone." "So how are we supposed to be on time?" "This is the only way we're gonna get there." "Hey, listen to me." "I'm the boss, not Aunt Wendy." "When it's your turn to use the bathroom, you tell Aunt Wendy to get the fuck out of the bathroom." "What are you, men or mice?" ""She's hogging the bathroom."" "Call me." "I'll throw her the fuck out." "Every facet of the game." "They're being outpitched, they're being outslugged, and they're being out-fielded." "They're also being out-efforted, if there's such a word." "They're going to lose 4-0." "No, they're not." "They're gonna win." " Strawberry's fucking killing them." " They're going to lose!" " Gonna win!" " They're going to lose!" "Knock it off." "David Cone will be the starter at Game 4, and that has a lot of fans, myself..." "Strawberry's killing them." "Not only will Cone be setting the pace..." "Go Coney!" "Yeah!" "All right!" " Knock it off, will you?" " Come on." "Give me a goddamn headache." "I know all five of those runs were unearned." "I still don't think that's..." "Bye, Dad." " Bye, Dad." " Yeah." " Bye, Dad." " See you." "The next two games in this series are at Shea." "If they can win them that at least puts a doubt in the minds of the Dodgers, and that's what the Mets need." "They need to prove that the Dodgers are not invincible." "It would also restore their confidence, and the Mets are a dangerous team when they get on a roll and start believing in themselves." "Jeff Torborg called a closed-door..." "Get some shots." "I want some shots over here, from this window here." "Mikey, come here." "I think we got some prints over here on the inside of this door." "Right on the inside here." "Try and get them." "How you doing?" "I got two young girls, shot in the head twice each." "It's kind of messy." "Over here, Mikey." "Get some pictures from the other side there, please." "I don't know if they're still wearing the rounds in their head or what." "Hey, Mikey, get this back door over there." "There's something on the inside." "Around..." "On that door." "Thank you." " Anybody see anybody?" " Yeah, a dookie." "We got this one Chinese guy over here who saw a couple guys running over these park benches towards Park Avenue." "We got a pretty good description on the two guys." "The uniformed guy put it on the air." "We'll see what happens." "Michael, on the inside of that door." "And let me have some shots on the eye-level." "Mets my ass." "Dodgers are smoking?" "Yeah, they're smoking." "But what about tomorrow?" "What are you thinking?" "You like the Mets?" " What do you think of that shit back there?" " Terrible." "You guys got money coming." "What are you gonna do?" "Dodgers all the way." "I'd save your money." "With Cone pitching?" "That Conehead motherfucker got rocked the first game." "I wouldn't bury the Mets." "Even money with Cone pitching?" "That's right." "You don't think they're going to beat him twice, do you?" "You're right." "Not only that, they're due, man." "Put my three on the Mets." "Even money." "Listen, take the five." "Put it on the Mets." "You say that like it's a fucking death sentence." "It's a smart bet." "I think it is a fucking death sentence." "Strawberry burns." "Nah, man." "He can't win the four in a row." " No?" "All right." " Three." "That's it, max." " Max." " What about Strawberry?" "Yeah." "Give me a cup of coffee." "Don't put on the cover." " Hello." " Mike, how are you?" "What's up, guy?" "How are you doing?" "Here's what we're going to do." "We took in 10,000 in action." "We got six on the Mets, four on the Dodgers." "Plus, I want another 15,000 of my own on LA." "Fifteen?" "But that's what you're up." "Why don't you just go ahead?" "Hey, don't give me that bullshit." "The Dodgers are a lock." "Are you sure?" "Just put in the bet." "I'm going to make some money." "You got it, guy." "Give me something to cook." "What's up, man?" "Here you go." "Thanks." "It's good shit." "You can cut it in half." "Shit's going to kill you, man." "What the fuck are you, a drug counselor or a drug dealer?" "Never do your own product." "What kind of fucking businessman are you?" "Get back." "Police activity." "Give me something back for the road." "I'll see you in a couple of days, and I'll have the money." " He's the thief!" " Relax." " Which one of you guys got the money?" " We ain't got no money." "Empty your pockets out, the two of you." " What is this, man?" " Empty your pockets." "Let me see 'em." "If we wasn't black, you wouldn't be doing this shit." " It's him." "It's him." " Shut the hell up, man." " Cops, arrest him." " What's going on?" "Lieutenant, sir, the owner says they stole cash from the register." " The owner's full of shit..." " Shut the fuck up!" "He was chasing them down the block when I caught up with them." "Get me a Bud, a High Boy." "Make sure it's fucking cold." "I'll straighten this out." " This is bullshit, man." " That's him." " It's him." "Arrest him." "Arrest him." " How much did they take?" " How much did they take?" " $500." " You're out of your mind, man." " Shut your..." "What the fuck?" "Take this guy down to the precinct and make out a report." " You'll have to come with me, sir." " No." " Relax." "Just relax." " No, I don't want to go." " It's gonna be okay." "Just relax." " No." "Give me the fucking money now." "Get the fuck out of here." "Your daddy will be right back." "The door sticks." "Just a second." "You're just on time." "Got some very, very fine brown shit for you." "Yeah?" "Same you loved last time you were here." "No, nobody there." "Nobody there." "Here." "Where's your pipe?" "You ready?" "Here." "This one is yours." "Let's see." "Where did I put the lighter?" "Here's the lighter." "You got a lighter." "I'll light my cigarette." "It's lit." "Oh, my God." "I'll get you a little bit more here." "Give me a little more." "There you go." "It's a big pile." "Please leave your message after the beep." "Hi." "It's David." "Talk to you later." "Hello?" "I already received it." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "So with Brett Butler on third and Kal Daniels on first," "Strawberry stands in against David Cone." "Cone leaning in for the sign." "He goes to the stretch." "The pitch on the way, and it's a long high blast to right center field." "Over the fence and off the scoreboard at Shea Stadium." "Darryl Strawberry trots it out around the bases, and he hits one of those moon shots that have trademarked his career." "Quite a clout, but maybe too little too late." "A Mets 11-0 lead is now 11-3." "A three-run homer for Strawberry." "His third home run of the series, and RBIs 10, 11, and 12." "It's 11-3, Mets." "No matter how far Strawberry hits a ball, he cannot drive in enough runs to get the Dodgers back in this game." "Strawberry with the moon shot getting congratulations in the Dodger dugout." "That brings Eric Davis to the plate, and right now all the Dodgers want to try and do is close the Mets out, gain some momentum back going into Game 5." "If they can make a little noise here, get some offense going..." "Give her a piece of cake." "Mom, you okay?" "Have a little bit of cake." "Hey, Strawberry, want a cup of coffee?" "Cone into the windup." "Here's the first pitch." "Why don't you come here and have a cup of coffee with us." "Davis again stepping out." "Looks for the sign." "Steps back in." "You know, let's face it, folks, I know they got a ways to go yet." "I know they have a ways to go." "But the Dodgers blew a match point." " Possible man shot, 153..." " I'll tell you something right now." "The first one to get is always the hardest to get when you're down by a large..." "Confirmed, man shot. 153 Jane Street." "Hey, Veronica, baby, what's going on?" "There's a ki somewhere in the back seat." "Hey." "How you doing?" "What we got here is a black male with his throat cut." " Somebody look at him?" " Yeah, probably." " Anybody check the car?" " Not yet." " I'll check the car." " All right." "Good." "Hey, Sarge." "How are you doing, boss?" "What do we got?" "I've got a black male with his throat slit." " It looks like he's going to..." " Any weapons?" "Lieutenant's checking the seat now." "How about any witnesses?" "First three uniform guys on the scene got two, possible relatives." "Let me see what the Lieutenant wants us to do here." " What's that?" " Looks like a ki of coke." "Put it in evidence." "Hey, I want you two guys to go contact your junkie friends over there on 25th Street till we get up." "You two guys go over to them two pawnshops, see what else we can get from that." "What's going on?" "They raped a nun up in Spanish Harlem." "Imagine having that happen to you." "I would've killed these motherfuckers." "They took the fucking chalice." "The host was still in there." "What they want with the host?" "What the fuck you think?" "What, you think they wanna eat the host?" "They wanted to pawn the fucking chalice off." "Put up a $50,000 reward." "Leave it to the Catholic Church." "Girls get raped every day." "Now they're gonna put up 50 Gs just because these chicks wear penguin suits." "What is your fucking problem?" "The Church is a racket." "So what?" "Are you a Catholic?" "I'm a Catholic." "Why don't you have a little bit of fucking respect?" "Hey, fuck that noise." "How about them Mets?" "Bet you won a shitload." "More than you did." "I want to get paid." "What about tomorrow?" "What do you guys want to do?" "Want to make a bundle?" "Leave it all on the Mets." "What, you think they're going to beat Martinez?" "The series has got to last seven games." "You know how much money is riding on commercial time alone?" "A New York/LA team?" "When's the last time a series in New York did not last seven games?" "You know the revenue alone in TV commercials?" "Endorsements for the players?" "The income it's bringing into the city for transportation?" "There are no fucking jobs in New York, are there?" "There's no way the series is gonna end tomorrow." "There's too many people want to milk it for what it's worth." "Did I steer you wrong yesterday?" "You want to make a smart move?" "Leave it on the Mets." "What do you want to do?" "I'm in." "Are you a doubter?" "I'll tell you what, then." "Don't listen to the way I steered you yesterday." "All right?" "So you owe me money." "What do you want to do?" "Dr. Sherman, 247." "Dr. Sherman, 247." "Can I help you with something?" "I'm in charge of the investigation." "Just checking security." "Security?" "Wouldn't want the guys coming back, would you?" "For the nun, or for you." "Here are the soiled undergarments and the nun's habit." "They're to be taken by you for evidence." "Now, black pubic hair other than the patient was found during comb inspection." "Here are the samples of that." "There was trauma to the vaginal mucosa with multiple lacerations that appear to be made with a sharp object, in which the hymen membrane was broken." "It was stated that this object was a crucifix." "Trauma consistent with multiple penetration." "Three-centimeter laceration." "Let the Mets be uplifted." "Let the Mets have a nice dinner at home." "Let the Mets look at the post-game highlights and see base hits all over the place." "One bullet has been dodged!" "Just a couple more to go, and I'll tell you something right now." "The longer this series goes, the longer this series goes, the Dodgers will get awfully tight, and if it somehow gets to a Game 7..." "You girls know you're driving with a taillight out?" " Really?" " Yeah." "No, we didn't know." "But thank you for telling us." "Let me see your license and registration." "Hey." " Where's your license?" " Actually, I don't have my license with me." " You don't?" " No." " Do you have a driver's license?" " No." "You don't have it with you?" "Whose car is this?" "Listen, this is our father's car." "We don't have a license." "Yeah?" "Does he know you got it?" "Yeah." "He does?" "Does he know you got the car?" "Well, not exactly." " You being bad girls?" " But it is our dad's..." "You being bad girls?" "Where are you coming from?" "New Jersey." "Yeah?" "Got any drugs in the car?" " No." " No." " No drugs?" " No." " Of course not." " Where were you tonight?" "We were at the Kat Club." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "We were at the Kat Club." "Big deal." "I should take you in for driving without a license and registration." "You know that, don't you?" "That's a serious thing." "Have to call your father up." "How do you feel about that?" "Don't do that." "Yeah?" "What were you girls doing at the, what was it, the Kit Kat Club?" "Get a little stoned there?" "Come on." "I'm not going to..." "I'll do the right thing if you do the right thing." "I know what it's like to get stoned a little bit, to get high a little bit." "You're getting stoned there?" "Have any grass there?" "Coke?" " We smoked a little grass." " Yeah?" "How would your father feel if he knew you were here now?" "You won't tell him." "Well, that depends." "What do you think about that?" "A couple of very beautiful girls, you know that?" "Come on." "Give us a break." "Couldn't you just give us a warning for the taillight and let us go home?" "Well, you know something?" "Two such beautiful girls like you," "I could give you a warning." "You want a warning?" "Well, here's the warning." "You do something for me, and I'll do something for you." "What do you say about that?" "You do something for me, and your father won't find out you took his car and you're driving without a license." "You got a boyfriend?" " You got a boyfriend?" " No." "You don't?" "I'll tell you something right now." "Now listen up to me, okay?" "I'm going to take you down to the precinct house and call your father." "You hear me?" " You hear me?" " You can't do that." "What will you do for me if I don't do that?" "Whatever you say." " Yeah?" " You can't call our father." "You ever suck a guy's cock?" "Did you?" "Look at me." "You..." "You ever suck a guy's cock?" "Hey." "I'm talking to you." "You ever suck a guy's cock?" "Are you serious?" "Did you?" "Did you?" " Well, yeah." "So?" " Yeah?" "Don't talk back." "Don't talk to me that way." "You hear me?" "Don't you talk to me that way." "I'm going to haul your ass right in." "You hear me?" "I'm sorry." "Just let us go." " We'll get it fixed in the morning." " I'll let you go." "I'll let you go." "Turn around." "I want to see your ass." "Do you mind that?" "Just one look at your ass, okay?" "What do you say?" "You, come here." "Look at me." "Look at me." "You ever suck a guy's cock?" "You ever suck a guy..." "Look at me." "You ever suck a guy's cock?" "Let me see how you do it." "Show me your mouth when you suck a guy's cock." "Come on." "Show me your mouth." "Show me your mouth." "What's the big fucking deal?" "You've sucked guys' cocks before, haven't you?" "Come on." "Show me how you suck a guy's cock." "You hear me?" "Show me how you suck a..." "Just turn around." "Show me how you suck a guy's cock." "I'm fucking serious." "Show me how you suck a guy's cock." "It's the last time I'm going to ask you or I'm taking you in, you hear me?" "Show me how you suck a guy's cock." "Show me with your mouth." "Show me with your mouth." "Come on." "Spit that gum out." "Give me the gum." "Give me the fucking gum." "Show me how you suck a guy's cock." "Come on." "Show me." "Show me." "Show me." "Open your mouth." "Open your mouth and show me." "Show me." "Open your mouth." "Open your mouth." "That's it." "Show me, like that." "Like that." "Come on, you little fuck." "Come on, you little fuck." "Show me." "That's it." "You close your eyes and take that fucking dick in your mouth." "Come on." "That's it." "You suck it." "You suck it up." "You suck it the fuck up." "You suck it up." "You like sucking cock?" "Come on, baby, show me your mouth." "Show me that fucking mouth." "Show it to me." "Yeah, that's it." "That's it." "That's it." "Yeah." "You like sucking dick?" "You like sucking dick, you little fuck?" "You like sucking a fucking dick?" "Come on." "Open your mouth." "Open your mouth and take that fucking dick in your mouth." "In your mouth, you little fucking cocksucker." "You little fucking cocksucker, take it in your fucking mouth." "Come on." "Open up and take that fucking scum." " Go ahead." " Okay." "It's okay." "He's gone." "Let's go." "Go gently with her." "Sister, I can't imagine how you feel right now, but it's very important that we learn as much about what happened as possible so we can get this information out over the police radio." "What can you tell me about what happened?" "Can you tell me how many of them there were?" "Can you tell me what color they were?" "Were they black?" "Were they white?" "Were they Hispanic?" "Can you tell me how old they were?" "Was one older than the other?" "There were two of them." "Two young men." "What can you tell me about the older of the two?" "Were there any distinguishing marks or tattoos?" "An earring?" "Did he have a beard or a mustache?" "Can you tell me how they were dressed?" "Sister, I know this is difficult, but I can't emphasize how important it is." "The sooner we can get this information out over the..." "Here it is, ball two from Franco, and John Franco is struggling." "He walked Carlos Hernandez." "He got behind on Scioscia, who singled." "He got behind on Butler, who lined out." "It's now 2 and 0." " Daniels in a game situation here." " Come on, Daniels." "If he can work his way aboard, then the load falls once again to Darryl Strawberry, as he has a chance to play hero once again for the Dodgers, but it's up to Daniels at this point." " From the stretch..." " Come on, Daniels." "Ball three!" "Good eyes, good eyes." "Take it." "Take your next one." "A 3-0 count now." "Daniels with Strawberry on deck." "Strawberry already with three hits tonight." "Two to nothing ballgame, ninth inning, and there's a strike." "Three and one the count, as Daniels..." "All right, all right." "Good move." "Take the pitch." " Eyes, eyes." " Three and one." "Come on, Daniels." "Eyes." "Use your fucking eyes." "Two on, one out." "Here's the 3-1 pitch." "Ground ball to short." "Could be two." "Flipped to second for one, relay to first." " It's a double play!" " You cocksucker!" "You fucking miserable fucking cocksucker!" "Piece of fucking shit!" "You fucking nigger!" "Fucking cocksucker!" "You fucking piece of shit!" " The body of Christ." " Body of Christ." " The body of Christ." " The body of Christ." "The body of Christ." " The body of Christ." " The body of Christ." "The body of Christ." "Congratulations, asshole." "Now you owe him 30,000." "Now what are you going to do?" "I'm gonna go double or nothing on the next game." "Double or nothing?" "Come on, what are you, out of your mind or what?" "There's no way I'm gonna let that bastard take my money." "Take your money?" "Really?" "This guy's going to blow your house up with you and everybody else in it." "There's no way LA's going to lose this game." "They're playing at home." "Strawberry's ready to break out." "Fuck Strawberry." "You're gonna wind up owing this maniac 60,000." "It's my business." "Just place the bet." " Body of Christ." " The body of Christ." "The body of Christ." " The body of Christ." " Body of Christ." " The body of Christ." " The body of Christ." "Those boys..." "Those sad, raging boys." "They came to me as the needy do, and like many of the needy, they were rude." "Like all the needy, they took." "And like all the needy, they needed." "Father, I knew them." "They learn in our school, and they play in our schoolyard, and they are good boys." "You knew them?" "Who are they, Sister?" "Who are the boys?" "What are their names, the names of these good boys you knew?" "I could tell you their names now, and I know you are bound by a sacred vow to keep my secret, but I cannot tell you their names, for I, too, am bound." "Jesus turned water to wine." "I ought to have turned bitter semen into fertile sperm, hatred to love," "and maybe to have saved their souls." "They did not love me, but I ought to have loved them." "For Jesus loved those who reviled him, and never again shall I encounter two boys whose prayer was more poignant, more legible, more anguished." "Sid Fernandez and Darryl Strawberry, a battle of wits and talent here in the bottom of the ninth in Los Angeles." "Strawberry readies himself." "Fernandez checks for the sign." "The pitch on the way." "Swinging." "Strike one." "One and one on Strawberry, as Fernandez came in with that fast ball, and Darryl could not connect." "One and one the count." "Two outs." "Bottom of the ninth." "For Los Angeles, men on second and third." "The Dodgers find themselves down by three and in need of one of those Darryl moon shots." "The 1-1 pitch from Fernandez." "Swinging." "Foul ball." "Off to the third base side." "One and two the count to Strawberry now as he once again walks around, thinks about what he might see on this next pitch from Sid Fernandez." "One and two to Strawberry." "New York Mets trying to do something that no other team has ever done, come back from a three-nothing deficit in a best of seven series." "Strawberry is ready." "So is Fernandez." "Ease to the belt." "The 1-2 pitch to Strawberry." "On the way." "High and outside, it's now 2-2." "So the string runs a little bit longer." "The tension builds here in Los Angeles as Strawberry and Fernandez battle." "Dodgers trying to eliminate the Mets." "The Mets trying hard to send this series to a seventh and final game." "Fernandez wants to change baseballs now." "He gets another one back from the home plate umpire." "It's now a 2-2 count in a game situation." "Once again, no team has ever come back from a 3-0 deficit to come back and win a series." "That's what the Mets are trying to accomplish here." "Strawberry, with that big year this year for the Dodgers, trying to continue his hot hitting in this playoff." "So it's lefty against lefty, old teammate against old teammate." "Strawberry steps in." "Fernandez to the stretch." "The pitch." "He goes around..." "Did he go around?" "The appeal at third." "Yes!" "Darryl Strawberry, on the check-swing, goes too far." "He strikes out." "This game is over, as Strawberry goes down looking, and the Dodgers are looking at a Mets team that has tied the series at three." "What drama on a 3-2 pitch." "And a third base umpire said," ""Yes, sir, he did go around."" "And the expression on Darryl Strawberry's face says it all." "We're tied at three games apiece, and the Mets win 8-5." "This sets the scene for one heck of a seventh game." "Pitching-wise, it's a match made in a fan's dream." "Imagine, one game, and it's Dwight Gooden against Orel Hershiser." "Neither pitcher is as powerful as he once was." "Some of their magic removed by a surgeon's knife." "But they are still pressure pitchers who know how to get it done, possibly two future Hall of Famers." "And Game 7 certainly looks like a game..." "I can't help you." "Hey." "About time." "He finally shows up." "Jesus Christ." "Hey." "Yo, Lieu!" "Come here." "Hey, how you doing?" "I never fucking thought you'd be here." " How's it going?" " Fucking great." "The world is yours." "Hey, Tommy, can I have some drink tickets?" "It's not like the old days." "Hello, fellas." "Yeah, Papa." "Move it!" "Help yourself out, okay?" "If you're doing a hit, do a monster." " Come on." "Here." "Do a line." " Hey." "Come on." "Did you have..." "How many drinks did you have?" "Good." "Hey, you got the money?" "What money?" "Stop fucking around." "Did you bring the money with you?" " Got it with you?" " I don't got it." "Not tonight." "You can't get blood from a stone." "Quit fucking around." "Did you bring the money with you?" "Come on." "This ain't no fucking joke anymore, seriously." "Just put $120,000 on tomorrow's game." " You're a fucking joke." "You know that?" " Sweetheart." "You make me laugh." " Can I get a vodka on the rocks?" " He's been waiting since the game ended." "You got me waiting here three hours like a fucking moron." "What is this, a fucking big game or something with you?" "I'm going to win." "You just make sure the fucking bet's in." "You know, I told you once before that this guy will come by your house and blow your house up with your wife and kids and everybody in it." " You know that, right?" " Good." "Good." "I'll give him an extra 10 grand for his trouble." " I hate that fucking house." " Yeah?" "What do you think, maybe because you're a cop he won't kill you?" "You're this close already to death." "Hey, I've been dodging fucking bullets since I was 14." "No one can kill me." "I'm blessed." "I'm a fucking Catholic." "How's the case going?" " What case?" " What case?" "The case with the $50,000 reward." "Remember?" "Yeah." "We're on it big time." "Lots of leads." "You can use that 50 to get yourself out of this hole." "The Dodgers are going to win the series." "It's a fucking lock." "Get this, man." "I was at the game today, face-to-fucking-face with Strawberry." "And..." "And..." "And I knew that he struck out on purpose, and that he's saving it up for the big one tomorrow." "Today, for the first time, I understood that..." "You're sick in the fucking head." "You know that?" "That it never could have gone any other way." "Never could have gone any other way." "So, you just better put in my fucking bet." "$120,000 on the last game, the big one." "Come on." "You a bookmaker fuck or what?" "You know, I'll tell you the truth, be honest with you." "I'm fed up with this." "Here." "I'm going to give you this guy's number." "You call him yourself." "You tell him what the fuck you want." "Put your own bets in from now on." "Judas." " You leaving the sinking ship?" " Here." "Take that." "Yeah, I'll give you a sinking ship." "It ain't no joke." "Tell me something." "You couldn't pay 60." "You lose, you'll be in for 120 to a fucking dago who'll kill you for nothing." "Yeah." "Keep laughing." "You're supposed to cover that, you didn't even have the 60." "It's now 1:00." "Better be careful." "Hey, what's up, man?" "Come on in." "How you feeling, man?" "Come on in." "Come on in." "Come on, come on." "Eat something." "It's dinnertime." "Come on." "You have to help your sister with her homework." "Come on." "Hurry it up." "Excuse me." "Make yourself at home." "Make yourself at home." "Sit down." "I know, I know." "Fourteen across is a three-letter word." "$30." "Passing fancy." " Fad." " Fad?" " Would you please spell it, please?" " F-A-D." " Are you sure?" " I think so." "All right." "Continue." "Number 17 across." "Seventeen across is a four-letter word, which means $40." "This is a fluffy mass, as in smoke." "A fluffy mass, as smoke." "The clock's running." "Remember, you can use your scratch sheet." "You can confer with one another, because your opponents can't see what you're doing." "Because it sometimes helps." "Fluffy mess..." "I'm sorry." "It goes to Team B." "You, too, can use your scratch sheet, because your opponents can't see what you're doing." "Dodgers are going to win tomorrow." "Yes, I know." "A five-letter word. $50." "The last movement of a sonata." " Rondo." " Would you spell it?" "R-O-N-D-O." "All right." "That's absolutely right." "Please go ahead." "Seventeen across." "Seventeen across." "A four-letter word. $40." "A fluffy mass." "There's 30 G in there, so be careful." " Flow?" " Can you spell that?" " All right, number seven across." " Seven across." "Seven across." "A three-letter word for $30..." " All right, seven down." " Seven down." "Give me the definition, in three words, of a river in central China." " I know this." " Central China." " Fifteen seconds..." "Ten seconds left." " Han." "H-A-N." "That's absolutely right, Charlie." "Congratulations." " All right, the next choice, please." " Seventeen across." "Seventeen across is a four-letter word, which means $40." "This is a fluffy mass, as in smoke." "A fluffy..." " Are you going to be all right, man?" "Yo." " Yeah." " You sure?" " Yeah." "I got it." "I got it." "I..." "I tell you, man, you better take it easy." "A fluffy mass..." "I'm sorry." "You take care, man." "Large?" "I want my money." "It's still my money." "If you want a chance to have any part of it, shithead, you will take my bet" "for $120,000 on tomorrow's game." "What about the money you owe me from yesterday's game?" "Fuck yesterday's game!" "The series is seven games, not six!" "Put in my bet!" "I'll think about it." "There's nothing to think about." "Either you put in my bet, or you get nothing." " Really?" " Yeah." "Really, I'm no fucking asshole." "I'm a fucking cop!" "All right." "You meet me tomorrow in front of the Garden, 33rd and 8th." "You bring your cash, I'll bring mine." "There we go." "It's a beautiful vein." "All right." "In it goes." "Vampires are lucky." "They can feed on others." "We got to eat away at ourselves." "We got to eat our legs so we got the energy to walk." "We got to come so we can go." "We got to suck ourselves off." "We got to eat away at ourselves till there's nothing left but appetite." "We give and give, and give crazy." "You have to give to make sense?" "Ain't worth it." "Jesus said 70 times 7." "No one will ever understand why..." "Why you did it." "They'll just forget about you tomorrow, but you got to do it." "Hershiser leans in for the sign." "Ease to the belt." "His pitch to Bonilla." "Ball, outside." "Orel Hershiser does not have his good stuff." "He has struggled the entire four innings." "Dwight Gooden leads off third." "Vince Coleman on first, dancing back and forth, trying to distract Hershiser, who's having enough trouble concentrating on his pitches at this point." "Ease to the stretch." "Here's the 1-0 pitch to Bonilla, and Bonilla rips it down the third base line." "It's rolling toward the corner." "Gooden scores easily." "Now the ball's bouncing around in the corner, and Coleman is tearing around third." "He'll score." "Bonilla around second, holds up, goes back into second with a double." "The Mets lead 5 to 0." "Five to 0, and you got to wonder if the Dodgers can ever recover from this deficit." "That should be it for Hershiser." "In fact, Tommy Lasorda's coming out of the dugout right now." "Before he even reaches the mound, he has motioned to the bullpen, and in, in relief, comes Ramon Martinez." "Lasorda using every arm he has available to try and win this series." "Meanwhile, the game competitor..." "Listen to me, Sister." "Listen to me good." "The other cops will just put these guys through the system." "They're juveniles." "They'll walk." "Get it?" "But I'll beat the system and do justice." "Real justice." "For you." "I have already forgiven them." "Come on, lady." "These guys put out cigarette butts on your..." "Get with the program." "How could you..." "How could you forgive these mother..." "These..." "These guys?" "Excuse me." "How could you?" "Deep down inside, don't you want them to pay for what they did to you?" "Don't you want this crime revenged?" "I've forgiven them." "But..." "Do you have the right?" "You're not the only woman in the world." "You're not even the only nun." "Your forgiveness will leave blood in its wake." "What if these guys do this to other nuns?" "Other virgins?" "Old women who'll die from the shock?" "Do you have the right to let these boys go free?" "Can you bear the burden, Sister?" "Talk to Jesus." "Pray." "You do believe in God, don't you?" "That Jesus Christ died for your sins?" "What?" "You got something that you want to say to me?" "You fuck." "You rat-fucker." "You rat-fuck!" "Here's your..." "What?" "Say something." "I know." "You're just standing there." "What am I going to do?" "You gotta say something!" "Something!" "You fuck!" "You fucking stand there, and you want me to do every fucking thing?" "Where were you?" "Where the fuck were you?" "Where were you?" "Where the hell were you?" "I..." "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "I did so many bad things!" "I'm sorry!" "I tried to do..." "I tried to do the right thing, but I'm weak." "I'm too fucking weak!" "I need you to help me." "Help me!" "I need you to help me." "Forgive me." "Forgive me, please." "Forgive me, Father." "Quite a match-up here." "Ramon Martinez against Howard Johnson, the power pitcher and the fastball hitter." "Vince Coleman is leading off third base." "Bobby Bonilla off first." "HoJo has not had much success against Martinez." "I stole it from my husband's shop so's I could return it to where it ought to be." "It's a holy thing." "A holy thing." " Which way is it?" " The boys right across the street there." "Julio and Paulo." "It's a holy thing." " A holy thing." " Martinez challenged HoJo with his best, his fastball, and HoJo set..." "Me, like everybody else, had high hopes for the Dodger club." "There's a great deal of talent here, but they just can't seem to keep it together." "Freeze." "Go ahead and keep your hands in front of you." "Keep your hands out in front of you." "Get out of here." "Way back, it may go." "Gone!" "A home run for Mike Scioscia." "You, get out." "Well, Scioscia seemed to wait on the pitch, drove it the other way." "Good piece of hitting by the Dodger veteran." "And the remaining Dodger fans, well, they finally have something to cheer about." "The Dodgers must've been wondering if they could do anything right today." "Put them on." "Lock it." " What's your name?" " Julio." " What's your name?" " Paulo." "David Cone is on, in relief, for the New York Mets." "Upside and high, ball one." "Sid Fernandez and Pete Schourek are both getting ready in the bullpen." "Cone knows, with this big lead, he has to throw strikes." "Here's a pitch on the way, breaking ball over called strike." "Jose appeared to be taking..." "Put your hands up there where I can see them." "He had a bunt hit in the opening game of the series." "And the pitch is thrown outside and high." "Ball two." "Jose seemed to be swinging away, but wisely he laid off." "Now David behind, and the count two and one." "Up by seven runs, David just wants to throw strikes." "Nothing's been real easy for either team in the series." "Cone into the windup." "Bunted!" "Handled easily, though." "Throw to first base." "Give me a light." "And now the Mets need just one more out." "You know, on the replay, you can see that ball bounce right on the plate, making for the easy play." "A lot like Coleman's hit in the fourth, but Coleman's ball must've gone 30 feet in the air." "Now it's going to be Lenny Harris representing the Dodgers' final hope." "Harris, at .225..." "Hold it." "You want some good shit?" " Yeah." " Pitch thrown to Len Harris." "Swing and a miss." "Strike one." "Harris, like many of these Dodgers, came out on fire when the series opened, but seems to have just disappeared." "Of course, Met pitching has had a lot to do with that disappearance." "In the clutch, the Mets pitchers just could not be denied." "Mets are now all standing on the dugout steps in anticipation." "Pitch thrown is ball one." "Lenny Harris thought about it, he laid off." "And the count's even at one and one." "At this point, well, it looks like the Met fans..." "Put your hand up there where I can see it." "Here at Dodger Stadium." "You can see pockets of Met rooters all around the stadium, and they're already celebrating." "Foul ball coming back and out of play." "Now David Cone..." " Give me a light." " ...needs one more strike to complete the most amazing comeback in playoff history." "I'll never forget the '86 championship against the Astros, but this one has to be the best." "Everyone, but everyone, had counted the Mets out, and now they're just one strike away from winning it all." "You know, this whole thing is really unbelievable." "Here we go." "One and two the count." "Cone has his sign." "The windup and the pitch on the way." "Strike three called!" "The Mets win it." "Harris doesn't like it, but it's all over." "The Mets have won the championship, and the Mets are the first team ever to come back from a 3-0 deficit to win a playoff or a World Series." "The Mets are on the field." "Jeff Torborg in the middle, a very happy man." "What a job he's done for the team." " Out the door." " Dwight Gooden gets the victory with an aid and assist from David Cone in the eighth and ninth innings." "Well, you can't believe it." "The Mets are going on to the World Series." "The Mets make history." "Not only have they won the National League Championship Series with this 8-1 victory over Los Angeles, they've become the first team to come back from the brink of elimination, down three games to none, and win the series by taking four straight games." "I'd say that that's highly impossible, but it's possible." "They've done it." "This miracle comeback stands side by side, in the annals of this team, with all the exploits of the 1969 Miracle Mets and their World Series Championship, and the 1986 World Series win over Boston." "You raped a holy thing." "You destroyed that young girl, and she forgives you." "You hear that?" "She forgives you." "You fucking heroes." "You like holding her down and shoving your dick into her while she couldn't do nothing about it?" "Did you like that?" "Watch this, motherfucker." "Here." "Watch this, you cocksucker!" "Look at that." "You can't do a thing about that, can you?" "Can you?" "Look at me." "Can you?" "Can you, fuck-face?" "Can you?" "Go ahead." "Move." "Move, you cocksucker." "Move." "I'd like to blow your fucking face apart." "You fucking scumbags." "And she forgives you." "How could she forgive that?" "How could she forgive you slimy little bastards?" "How could she forgive a thing like that?" "All passengers westbound," "Los Angeles, San Diego, now boarding." "Attention, passengers." "Last call for southbound I-95 Scenic Cruiser." "All aboard." "If you think you're not getting on this bus," "you're dead wrong, man." "There's no fucking way that you're going to miss this bus." "You get on this fucking bus, man," "'cause your life ain't worth shit in this town." "Hey, cop!"

"I'm Chernang" "The King of all the bandits at Garuda Wing Cliff" "Your sword can never draw my blood!" "The man in black in front of you was the one who cut your father's head off!" "Now you have your chance to get revenge for his head!" "Let me repay your father's life with mine!" "My dear son..." "Chernang" "According to the laws of this land all of this rebel's rights have been revoked." "He has been found guilty of thirteen charges and sentenced to be beaten until his last breath!" "Carry out the`sentence!" "Mash his bones up!" "Kill him and let him follow his father to hell" "Add one-fourth medicinal plant." "Three-fourths salt and ...don't forget to put in some chili." "Don't you worry." "The angels will protect you." "Soon, you'll be better...." "Hey." "Take a look at each patient" "Why do they seem to have similar symptoms?" "Hey didn't you hear that everyone in this village practices black magic?" "I see." "That's why Master Bua made a pilgrimage to the hills to find herbs to break the curse." "The curse." "The curse..." "Hey man!" "Get out of our way!" "What the fuck..." "I didn't say anything bad!" "Tien" "Are you really going to come back, Tien?" "Who will I play with if you're gone?" "I won't let you go..." "I won't let you go!" "I curse you" "You will meet a miserable end" "I curse you... you will meet a miserable ending!" "I curse you" "You will meet a miserable end!" "Let this decree be uttered with my sacred words in front of all the Gods gathered here today who bear witness to this holy ritual!" "May the Gods protect all who stay loyal to me" "But anyone who ever thinks of betraying me and this land shall be cursed to receive a miserable fate and shall be tormented forever!" "My Lord are you alright" "I beg you, do not die" "I curse you!" "You will meet a miserable ending!" "I curse you!" "You are a great fighter like no other." "Come work for me and" "I'll grant you anything you wish for." "What royal grace you've bestowed upon me" "But there is nothing I desire, Your Highness" "Take your reward and go" "Don't forget..." "you're in no position to negotiate with me." "You're just a crow" "How dare you negotiate with me, King Garuda?" "Have you been having nightmares lately?" "The curse in the nightmare will haunt you for the rest of your life" "I know who put the curse on you" "Only I can break that curse" "You must come to me..." "You must come to me..." "Cut off this rebel's head tomorrow!" "Executioner!" "Prepare your swords!" "Halt the execution!" "By Royal Decree..." "I am here to take this condemned prisoner by the command of the King of Ayothaya!" "How could Ayothaya do this to me?" "I believe there must be a traitor who has been plotting against Your Highness" "Rest assured, Your Highness" "I am sending assassins to take care of this matter." "I curse you" "I curse you..." "You will meet a miserable end" "Hurry up... bring the injured one in here..." "Please heal this man" "This way" "Quickly." "Give me a hand" "Quickly... get him some medicine, water and clean clothes!" "This sword is for my father, Lord Sihadecho" "Cut the rebel's head off!" "How dare you?" "My Lord" "Do we still have any hope?" "Tien was born under an ominous sign" "What he did in the past life causes him to suffer in this life." "The corporeal body is still waiting for the mind to be free of wrath... wandering around... fending off the revenge of karma." "I'll have to try to alleviate his tortured fate" "If we could unite the power of our minds to create a symbol of faith in order to prolong his life the merit created might please the enemies of his past life clearing the path for his tormented soul, to get back to its body." "Here's everything...." "Hey, he's alive" "He woke up" "He woke up." "He didn't die." "See?" "He's didn't die." "Anyone who thinks of betraying me" "shall be cursed to receive a miserable fate forever!" "Don't worry, Tien..." "You're much better now." "It won't be long..." "It won't be long until we can dance together again,Tien." "Get away from me!" "Get out!" "Are you crying?" "Let me go with you..." "Don't you come near me!" "Are you crying?" "Don't you come near..." "Oh, it's high!" "You want me to jump too?" "Okay, I'll jump with you..." "Go ahead." "Quickly" "Just the same as you..." "Let's go..." "let's go... me too..." "Oh, wow." "It's high." "It's high, huh?" "I'm telling you to go..." "I'm telling you to go..." "Nope..." "I don't think so." "Get back... get back..." "Go away." "Get out!" "Don't cry..." "Laugh..." "laugh..." "Go on... get back..." "Get back." "Go on..." "Go ahead and jump." "He's not going to follow you" "Hey... no hair..." "Right now, an insane person like Men can understand the world better than a sane person like you" "It's better up here than down there..." "My life is darkening... it's almost over.." "Being alive now is like being dead." "You were born with an ominous fate that causes your suffering" "But now, my name cannot help rectify my fate" "I can't accept having to live like this." "Your name only symbolizes its meaning "light"" "Tien.." "take a look in front of you now" "The light of wisdom is driving away the darkness" "Look at the ground" "Now you can see your own shadow" "If you have been scared by the shadow that's been following you just remember wherever the shadow is, the light is always nearby" "Your Holiness... what should I do about my injuries?" "Follow me." "Seek solitude." "Practice meditation" "Enlighten your mind" "Tien, why do you want to use weapons?" "I want to be a great warrior like my father" "Yourfather is a great warrior" "But that didn't help him to find peace in his life" "Father" "A`weapon is the tangible form of power." "Anyone who can fuse his body and soul with it shall possess the greatest power in the land" "Do you think that great warriors can bring peace to their homeland?" "Chernang!" "Leave me alone." "I'm at my wit's end." "Tien, your name means "candle."" "It's a symbol of light in Buddhism" "Light means wisdom that eradicates the darkness of ignorance... the unenlightenment of the mind." "Wisdom helps bring enduring peace to this world." "Someone's here to see you... very beautiful as well." "You want?" "I can do it alone..." "dance... dance... dance..." "What are they doing?" "I know..." "Now I've realized why intended to teach me the arts of dancing." "It's a therapy for the body and mind." "I must wholeheartedly thank you for changing my life" "It's your mind that's finally opened to change." "Change the enemies into dancing partners." "There are many things in this world that you've yet to learn about... greed, wrath, infatuation, desires... lust and ignorance." "Always be careful as these sins are the causes of all suffering." "They cause all living creatures to be stuck in the perpetual cycle of birth and death." "How can I stop these sins?" "Train..." "You need to train yourself to cleanse and deeply purify your mind." "The mind is the master." "The body is the servant." "The consciousness is the controller." "The mind comprehends." "Be aware... then let go." "Your mind will remain untarnished." "My castle welcomes only you, Your Highness." "Who dares to come here!" "What an honor that you have paid me a visit...." "Tell me what do you want..." "I'll give you anything!" "Power, and everything you own..." "I curse you!" "The power... is mine." "Kill him!" "All of you." "Get inside and kill him." "He has to die!" "Power should only be possessed those that deserve it." "You wicked crow." "Traitor!" "I curse you!" "You will meet a miserable end!" "Miserable end!" "Miserable!" "End!" "Miserable!" "End!" "Miserable end!" "Miserable end..." "Submit yourself to me." "Now I am your King!" "Hey, someone's looking for you..." "Come on." "He's here." "What are shy of..." "Over there..." "Capture him!" "Capture me?" "What did I do wrong?" "Oh, lots of people came..." "I stamped on your foot... but I'll take it off." "Lots of blood coming out of your nose and your mouth too..." "Don't take it out..." "Oh, they're gonna pull a rope..." "I wanna pull too... pull... pull..." "Got it." "His balls gotta be broken..." "Oh, the same rope..." "Oh, where's he going?" "You are the chosen one to fight and drive away ignorance." "Stop your evil deeds." "Finally, you are here..." "I'm here to stop you." "You want to stop me?" "There is no way you can stop me!" "You look..." "None of your mighty Gods can withstand my power" "I can smell the grudge and vengefulness in you." "No!" "No!" "Tell them to let me go, Tien!" "Your life belongs to me." "Tien...." "Your life is coming to an end." "You can't escape it." "No!" "I feed off the grudge and vengefulness in your heart." "You can never overcome me." "I have come from emptiness." "I shall return to emptiness." "You can't escape it..."

"[CHOIR SINGING]" "MAN:" "Merry Christmas." "[LOCK BEEPING]" "OFFICER:" "Hold it right there." "Merry Christmas." "WOMAN:" "I would have expected a better-- OFFICER:" "Hey, I told you to stop." "MAN:" "No, it was the wizards of early welsh sagas that promoted the powers of mistletoe." "And of course these, uh, druids expected something far different than the" "There's Amanda." "Excuse me." "I have to go." "Merry Christmas." " He still following me?" "AMANDA:" "Who?" "FRANCINE:" "Beaman." "One o'clock and closing fast." "One eggnog a year and his libido kicks into overdrive, mm." "You gotta give me the recipe for these cookies." " Hmm." " We can hide by the punch bowl." "Okay." " Oh, hi, Mrs. King." "How are you?" "AMANDA:" "Hi, Leatherneck." " Hi, Francine." "FRANCINE:" "Hmm." " Look, I'm sorry about the decorations." " Oh, the decorations look wonderful." "Yeah, yeah, but they cut my budget by half this season." "I had to scratch for everything." "But it is amazing what you can do with all those red and green things you find in a munitions locker, right?" "Aren't we the luckiest people in the world?" "Oh, yes, Efraim, this is the season to count our blessings." " I meant Francine and me." " Ah." "Can't you just feel the magic?" "That magic's gonna hurt in the morning, buddy." "Great cookies, Mrs. King." " Excuse me." "Oh, hi." "FRANCINE:" "Uh...." " We're on our way to the punch bowl." " See you later, Efraim." "EFRAIM:" "I know right where it is." "Follow me." "Coming through." "AMANDA:" "Good Efraim, heh." "Uh-huh, Francine, Amanda, help yourself to Mrs. Melrose's cakes." " Oh, thank you, sir." "Merry Christmas." " Thank you." "Uh, this is" " Here you are." "This is something else." "Read the inscription." " "To one of the good guys." All right." "AMANDA:" "Heh." "[ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]" "I'm gonna wear this with pride." "Thank you, all." "Efraim, is this yours?" "Let's talk." "My wife soaked these in something new this year." "Oh, well, we enjoyed ours last year, sir." "Ah." "I'll pass that on to Jeanie." "Uh, do you think I can have one of those before they all disappear?" "Oh, sure, go ahead." "Here take a whole...." "There you go, heh." "Oh, you sure know how to put together a Christmas cookie." "Well, thank you, sir." " Efraim, ugh, why do you do this?" " What?" "Last year you had one glass of punch and then gave me the pink slip to your Buick and begged me to run off to Greece with you to raise goats." " So?" " Has anybody seen Lee?" "Uh, yes, sir." "He's up in the Q-Bureau working on the Brandenburg file." " No, he's not." "I closed that last night." " Well, he's up there working on something." "Look who put himself on the duty roster." " How did he do that?" " Beats me." "We all work too hard not to take some time off at Christmas, including Lee." "Get up to the Q-Bureau and get some spirit in the guy." " That's a Christmas order." " Yes, sir." " Did I give you one of these already?" " Yes." " Hello, sir, Merry Christmas." " Ditto, King." " Are you looking for the party?" " I'm packing some GC's for the gang." "Gift certificates, King." " Point me in the right direction." " Right there in the bullpen." "Oh, here." " Pick up a bauble, on me." " Thank you, sir." "Merry Christmas." " Don't ever do that again." " I won't, sir." " Thanks." "Peace on Earth, okay?" " Yes, sir." "AMANDA:" "Hi." "LEE:" "Hi." " We're all waiting for you downstairs." " Oh, the party started already, huh?" " Yeah." " I got all wrapped up in this report and forgot." "Well, would you look at that?" "I think Santa Claus has been here." "Oh, no, ugh." "Is Billy handing out those cakes again?" "Come on." "Jeanie makes these cakes every year just to spread a little Christmas cheer." "I don't know why you're so hard to get in the mood." " I am not hard to get in the mood." " You are impossible to get in the mood." " Amanda" " We ought to grab an eggnog downstairs then I can take you to the nearest mall and I'll help you do your shopping." "[PHONE RINGING] Oh." "[SIGHS]" " Yeah, Stetson." " Lee, it's Bernie." "Bernie Jakes." "Bernie, how are you?" "I think that I'm being taken for a ride." " I don't like that, Bernie." " Well, listen, don't you want the details?" " I can be there in 10 minutes." " Ugh." "Are you all right?" "Bernie, you're an old friend." "I'd be glad to help you." "You sit there and I will be there in 10 minutes." "Bye." "Well?" "If he wasn't such an old friend, ugh, I wouldn't run off like this." " Whoa, whoa." " It's probably nothing." "But look, I'll be back in an hour and then we'll go do that shopping." " I can go with you." "We can go shopping" " One hour." "It's gonna be another scarf this year." "MAN:" "He used the party as a cover to get in." "Jakes." "You should have let me kill him six months ago." "Always the wrecking ball with you, Ingle." "Never the fine strokes." "So he got a look at the tank, he doesn't know what we're doing." "He's a problem we don't need two days before delivery." "A delay won't go well back in East Berlin." "Germans admire punctuality." "So who's gonna believe this disgruntled ex-employee?" " Why take the risk?" " I don't want you to kill him, Ingle." "Once we start killing people, we're into a whole other level of concern." "Perhaps I'll just slow him down a little." "BERNIE:" "They've been noodling with my original tank design for over a year." " I thought Titan laid you off months ago." " They did." "Didn't make any difference to their hotshot MIT Research and Development team." " They kept working on it." "LEE:" "How do you know?" "Uh, a lot of the Engineers, they hang out at a bar over near the plant." " I hear things." " Hmm." "I built the original prototype to that tank 10 years ago." "Mr. Lomax, he loved it at the time but he didn't think that it would go good in his toy line." "He didn't like war toys." "So he put it on the shelf for this." " Heh." " Never seen Harry Bing the Strange Thing?" "Bernie, I wasn't much for toys as a kid." "[CHUCKLES]" "Sticks to anything." "Brings in a million a year for Titan, heh." "A million a year?" "I don't know." "We were one big happy family until this guy Falcon comes along buys the place and changes the whole ball game." " Where'd he come from?" " Who knows?" "Don't play with that." "He came in here, hired a bunch of PhDs right out of college..." "Lee, every door is locked, everything is a big secret." "Well, we live in an age of secrets, Bernie." "Yeah, but this guy, he's nuts about it." "Want some cider?" "Yeah." "Sure, heh." "[ROBOT APPROCHING]" " Here you go." " Heh, thanks." "So he goes high-tech, the old-time engineers get their walking papers, then what?" "Uh, I thought that I would be around for a while after he revived my tank." "I mean, the whole place was buzzing over the RD that was supposed to go into my original design." "We were supposed to be in the stores by Christmas but, uh, this is it from Titan this year." "Walter, the singing frog." "Go ahead, push his beanie." " What, heh?" " Go, push the beanie." "All right." "[TOY SINGING]" "[TOY STOPS]" "[SIGHS]" "LEE:" "So, what happened to your tank?" " Oh." "Well, the day before we were supposed to hit the assembly line Falcon decides that it wouldn't turn a profit and he locked up the prototype." "And then, at the last minute, he takes Walter here and slaps him right onto the market." "I saw the tank, Lee, it's no different from the one that I made 10 years ago." "Balsa wood, plastic bullets, sparks." "That's it." "So where'd all the RD go?" "Up the chimney?" "Heh, Whacky Kat." "Supposedly the next hot item from Titan." "A squirt gun has got more high-tech inside of it." "Look, Falcon didn't hire a lot of MIT engineers just to sit on their hands." "Now, what is going on, Bernie?" " I've seen it happen before." " What?" "A big company, they promise a designer a toy, develop it and then they put it on the shelf claiming that it's too expensive to mass produce." "Then they turn around and then they sell the guts to another company." "And the designer's left holding the bag, no bonuses, no royalties, no credit." "Lee, please, can you help me?" "Toys are hardly my expertise." "Huh, and I suppose that putting little cameras in wristwatches were mine..." " ...when you were in trouble?" " All right." "But I can't promise you anything." "Anything would be better than me sitting here wondering if I'm on the bad end of a million-dollar rip-off." "[MAN PLAYING KEYBOARD]" " Oh, that's fantastic." " Heh, one finger." "It's incredible, isn't it?" "Hope you like it." " Thank you, sweetheart." " I set it up early for the boys." "Philip's already mastered the Marine Corps Hymn." " It's great to have you here for Christmas." " Good to be here." "[DOTTY GROANS]" "What's the matter?" "Will someone go upstairs and tell my sister that you do not cook a goose in tinfoil?" "Mother, are you already at each other's throats?" "She hasn't even been here a whole day." "Why don't we just relax, play some Christmas carols..." " ...and work on that nog in the refrigerator?" " Lillian wanted to get into that before lunch." "[CHUCKLES]" "It's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas." "Why does she come here and think that she can..." "[SHOUTING] ...take over my kitchen?" "Mother." "I'll talk to her." "Okay?" "I hope so." "AMANDA:" "Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here?" "Fellas, no running in the house." "Fellas, stop." "Now, what's going on?" "Oh, Philip was trying to put that white stuff in my hair." "Why in the world would he wanna put white stuff in your hair when you've already got that silver stuff in your hair?" " Oh, and Aunt Lily's up on our room crying." " Mother." "What did you say to Aunt Lillian?" "Nothing." "Nothing." "We were just discussing the menu for tomorrow night." "Well, there might have been a certain amount of bodily contact." "Boys, come on over here." "MAN:" "Okay." "Here's Walt's guts." "The hottest chip in this frog is the N.A.C. 735." "It's your basic 10-year-old op-amp oscillator." "What else you got?" " Very low tech." "LEE:" "Yeah." "What I got is, uh, the last of the Titan Christmas line." "Here's a Tombstone fanner." "And, uh, spud.45, I don't know, the most sophisticated thing in either one is a spring." "I had this exact same pistol when I was a kid." "[CHUCKLES]" " Nothing like smell of caps in the morning." " Yeah, right." "Look, they're probably taking down the banquet tables right now." " I gotta get down there and help." " Thanks a lot, Leatherneck." "You know, the IRS audited Titan Toys a couple of months ago." "Now, according to Falcon's budget he uses most of his money for research and development." "Very high-tech research and development." "But where is it going?" "Beats me." " I'll see you." " I'll take the toys back to Bernie." "[DOOR CLOSES]" "[CHUCKLES]" "Is anybody there?" "[DEVICE WAILS]" "WOMAN [OVER PHONE]:" "911, what's your emergency?" "[RASPING] Help." "WOMAN [OVER PHONE]:" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Thirteen-sixty-one, what is your emergency?" "We have your address, tell us the type of emergency." "Hello?" "Can you hear me?" "Thirteen-sixty-one, what is your emergency?" "LEE:" "Bernie." "Bernie, are you all right?" "Open the door." "Bernie." "Bernie?" "Bernie." "[BERNIE COUGHS]" "[SIREN WAILS]" "It obviously began in the Christmas tree." "It happens every year." "Bernie almost bought it with smoke inhalation." "Now, he's not laid up in a hospital because he was careless." " Look, Christmas lights are fragile at best." " Yes." "The insulation breaks down easily." "One of the lights goes off, the fumes overcome Bernie he falls off the ladder and he bangs his head." "What about the flash, huh?" "He said he saw a bright flash just before he hit his head." "One of the bulbs went off." "Look, I know Jakes is your friend." "But whatever it is, the police can handle it." "I see what's going on here." "You think I'm trying to invent work so that I'll duck out on the holidays, right?" " You do it every year." " What do you want me to do, huh?" "You want me to, uh, write a letter to Santa Claus?" "Paint little reindeer on my windows?" "I have a friend who's in trouble." "And if you're not gonna back me up through this agency, I'll handle it myself." "I know you will." " But all work and no play" " Makes Lee a dull boy." "You suggesting I don't know how to enjoy myself?" "Only at this time of the year." "Bah, humbug!" "LEE:" "What's wrong with this store?" "AMANDA:" "Nothing." "You didn't buy anything." "I'm done." "I know." "That's because I wanna get something special for special people." "I know, I found it." "Scarves for everyone." "Everybody likes a scarf." "Everyone needs one." "One size fits all." " And they're already wrapped." " Hmm, you can't beat it, can you?" " Uh-huh." " You know, the agency is easy." "But to tell the truth, I don't know what to get Phillip or Jamie." " They're not expecting anything." " Well, that's not the point." "I don't wanna go there empty-handed." "I've got an obligation." " You shouldn't think of it as an obligation." " Responsibility, duty, whatever." "My uncle use to take me to the department stores, he'd give me an option I'd pick out what I wanted and he'd buy it for me." " Joe's gonna be there, right?" " Right." " He's gonna bring them stuff, right?" " Yeah." " I don't wanna look bad." " You're not gonna look bad." " How about that?" " Sure, the boys could use a new football." "No, not the football, the trains." " Sweetheart." " What?" "That train must cost 2 or $300." "We don't buy the boys gifts that expensive." "All right, it was just an idea." "I mean, both your boys are getting too old for this kind of stupid junk." "What do you mean, like Mr. Melodious Frog?" "They had one of these years ago." "Joe brought it home from Japan." " Years ago." " Mm-hmm." "That's Walter the Singing Frog, heh, Amanda." "No, this is Mr. Melodious Frog." "I guess it's just an updated version or something." "You push his beanie and he plays everything from Beethoven to the Beatles." "Batteries not included." "Why would Titan Toys have a lab full of MIT graduates if they're just importing toys from Japan?" " Amanda, wait a second." "Wait a second." " I don't know." " Here." " No." "I gotta make a call." "Take these back to the agency, please?" " Oh, please, no." " Please." "One more hour." "One more hour and then we'll pick up shopping where we left off." "Please." " I love you." " Oh." "[SIGHS]" "MAN:" "Merry Christmas." "SANTA CLAUS:" "Merry Christmas to you, and thank you." "Hello." "MAN:" "Merry Christmas." "WOMAN:" "I'll bring my daughter back." "Thank you, merry Christmas." " Sounds good, T.P." " Thank you, Lee." " When's intermission?" " Right now." "Let's take five and then we'll swing at the bar." " Hey, ho-ho-ho." " Huh?" " Let me help you with that." " Oh, I don't mind if you do." " All right." " Thank you." " There we go." " Fine." "Hmm." "So...." "Pick you dig up anything about Titan Toys?" "Short notice but, uh, I collected a little I.O.U. at the S.E.C." "A lot of highly kinetic wheeling and dealing going on." "It's a big business." "Eleven-million bucks plus in '85." "A moderately successful old-line toy manufacturer." "But about a year ago, a fellow named Maxwell Falcon began to buy it up." "Since then, he's been selling off its assets." "He's still making toys." "That strange thing that sticks to the ceiling, toy guns." "Yeah, but under license arrangement." "Barely making a profit." "He doesn't own those things anymore." "He lured about 20 new PhDs from some very lucrative defense jobs." " Top-drawer prospects too." " Hmm." " That took some quick capital." " Uh, indeed." "And if he doesn't get a payoff for all those RD bucks pretty soon, it's tap city." " Oh, thank you, sir." "MAN:" "Surely." "Thank you, T.P." " Oh, Scarecrow?" " Yeah." "Haven't you forgotten something?" "What?" "Oh, yeah." "Argh." "Before we begin our tour I'd like to remind you of tomorrow night's children's Christmas pageant." "This year, as every year, we're donating thousands of toys to needy children." "It's Titan's way of wishing everyone a happy holiday." "There'll be music and a special show." "Any tax-deductible donations will be appreciated." "Now we'll show you how Titan Toys is earning a reputation for having tomorrow's toys today." "I hope this doesn't take long." "A tour was the only easy way to get in." "We're not gonna find out much following that tour guide." " I can't do very much without a diversion." " Come on." "Our first stop will be our state-of-the-art model-making facility." " Oh, my goodness." " What?" "I've lost my contact lens." "I should've waited till I got to the ladies' room." " It felt like a big rock in my eye." " Don't touch" " Don't touch it." "The only way we're gonna find it is with a damp cloth." " Excuse me." " Sir." " Could you get us a damp cloth, please?" " Yes." "Oh, sure." " Watch it." " Please, please." "Tip-toe, very carefully." " Thank you very much." " Thank you so much." "Really appreciate that." "[AMANDA WHISPERING] Let's go." "Let's go." "Come on." "Yeah." "Let's go in here." " What's that stuff?" " I don't know." " All this for toys." " Yeah." "He showed up just as I set the fire." "He pulled the old man out." "Seems as though Bernie got himself a detective or something." "We can't come so close and fail now." "Nobody's failing." "Tell your government to expect delivery as promised." "And on time." " Not if this detective knows" " Knows what?" "I got a factory full of engineers doing weapons-grade research and they all think they're making just sophisticated toys." "Perhaps not Bernard Jakes." "I could've picked anything but I had to take his ridiculous toy tank off the shelf to front for real tank RD." "I suggested we kill him when he first became a problem." "Then it didn't seem necessary." "Now it does." "Bernie?" "Oh, hi, Lee." "Thanks for coming." " This is for you." " Oh, thanks a lot." "Oh, boy." "Yeah, you know, I figure everyone can use a scarf, right?" "Yeah." "I sure got a lot of use out of the one that you gave me last year and the year before that one too." "Do you remember much of what happened, Bernie?" "Well, let's see, uh." "All I remember is this that this big flash of light hits me square in the eyes I tumbled off the ladder, and then it was lights out." "Take a look at these." "Familiar?" "Oh, yeah, well, I never had my hands on one of these." "But it looks like a Norton and McCormick bench tester." "They use this mainly for laser optics." "Why?" "I took those shots at the Titan Toys security area." "What are they doing with one of those?" "That's my question exactly." "It's strictly used for defense application." "Yeah." " Nurse." "Mr. Jakes." "LEE:" "Look at this." "[CHUCKLES]" " Merry Christmas, Mr. Jakes." " Oh, terrific." "Oh, thanks." "Well, thanks a lot, everybody, heh." "Uh, Bernie, don't you wanna wait till Christmas?" "Oh, Lee, you know I can't wait to open up a present." "Anyway, there might be something to eat in here." "The food here is terrible." "Oh." "Get down!" "All right, they survived the blast." "Any information on the man with Jakes?" "I can't find out who he is." "But I won't need another shot at him till we make the delivery." "The engineers will work all night." " It's Christmas Eve." " So what if it's Christmas Eve?" "You're paying me 20 million for RD on a main battle tank." "You think I'm gonna blow all that business because it's Christmas Eve?" "You're lucky you're not sharing Bernie's hospital room." "I don't think either of us would've liked that." "I put a 24-hour guard on him." "Well, at least it shows that he wasn't playing the disgruntled-employee game." "Obviously he's got somebody worried." "This year, for a change, I thought I'd keep you out of the field but you've got my okay to black bag the factory." " Good." " What's with the pictures?" "Well, they confirm what we saw." "Their RD labs are definitely stocked with high-tech equipment." "Wind tunnels and laser trajectories?" "What could these things have to do with rubber dolls and trucks?" "I don't know." "It's hard to say." "If they're gearing up for a line of toy weapons, they'd have put RD into Bernie's tank model." "But you know what he found?" "It's still made of balsa wood." " Get on it." "Amanda will give you a hand." " Right." " Christmas Eve." " What?" " I'm sorry." " Oh, yeah." "We'll start with the little watering hole near Falcon's plant." "If his engineers have had some holiday cheer they might be a little loose-lipped about security." "[BOTH LAUGH]" "I got this one." "Wait a minute." "I thought that you guys said that you had to be back to work tonight." "[BOTH LAUGH]" "[CHUCKLES]" "Just give her an empty bar stool and she can bag a Bulgarian double agent in about 35 minutes." "Three wise men here don't know what's about to hit them." "WOMAN:" "A little time to tell you about our profit participation program." "You know what?" "This is turning out to be a great Christmas Eve, hmm?" "We are working." "We are sitting in a bar, working." "We're not singing Christmas carols, we're not opening presents we're not going to Church." "We are sitting in a bar, working on Christmas Eve." "And I know that." "I know that." "If I had a family, I think I might like to do those things, but...." "Well, all the folks at our shop are home counting their Christmas bonuses, heh." "I'm sure you could tell us a hundred reasons why we should work for your company." "But there is no way you can beat the money that Titan pays." "Okay, maybe we can't beat the money but in terms of creative freedom, we are hard to beat." "We have a research budget that's wide open." "And next year, we're getting into lasers." "Heh, lady, we're already into lasers." "The damn thing makes Stanford research look like a flashlight." "Oh, you're into lasers, huh?" "What about, uh, fiber optics?" "We've got everything but a launching pad." "Well, Francine isn't going to get anymore prime into the pump, ah." "I'm sure we could always use someone like you." "Just keep talking, smart guy." "You're into about 10 grand in fines already." "Amanda Kane, Lee Steadman, Titan Security." "Can we see some identification, please?" "Happy holidays, boys." "Where were you when we had our industrial espionage talks?" "Calm down." "We were just having a little Christmas cheer." "Maybe at MIT or Stanford or wherever you college boys are from they don't teach loyalty and esprit de corps." "I'll just bet you understand a nice stiff fine though." "What'd we say that was so terrible?" "I didn't go into specifics." "Well, you'll have to go into quite a few specifics with us." "Mm-hmm, shall we start with clearance areas, gentlemen?" "They sure were pushing hard on a project that's been shelved." "Yeah." "On Christmas Eve to boot." "Why the emergency, huh?" "I'd sure love to crack this for Bernie." "Let's get to the plant and find out what we can and maybe we'll still have time for a Christmas Eve dinner." " Yeah." "Let's go." " Yeah." "This is from Aunt Lillian." "What do you think?" "Red sweater, just like last year." "She left the price tag on it again, maybe we can exchange it." " Sounds good to me." " I heard that." "Now, leave those alone." "We're gonna open presents right after Church." "Those shoes could use polish." "Uh, it's up in our room and Aunt Lillian's got the door locked." " Her headache's back." " I think we ought to leave her here." "I don't need her snoring next to me in the pew." "I'll see if she wants to go." "Better hurry up and get ready." " Let's go." "Come on." " Come on." "[PHONE RINGING]" "Goose is in the oven, it'll be ready when we get back from Church." "Which, by the way, will be in 45 minutes." "Of course, sweetheart." "Well, the boys will be disappointed." "Any chance you could catch up with us at the church?" "Oh, don't tell me." "She's going to be late again?" "Now, don't worry." "I understand." "We'll see you back here for presents." "Okay, bye-bye." "[SIGHS]" "Just once, I would like to have my daughter home on time for Christmas Eve..." " ...and my sister's hands off the goose." " Heh." "I suggest we step up the pace, gentlemen." "We don't wanna be here all night." "We could do this on Monday." "MAN:" "We have an investor who wants the latest." "So just get the data on tape and we can all go home." "We've got an hour to dump all the databases receive imagery, laser tracking, fiber optics, control monitoring." " There's a lot of systems in that toy." " Yeah, just do it." "Let's see if there's another way in." "Most people use the front." "WOMAN:" "Let's get a move on, kids, we still have to get everyone in costume." "Kris Kringle and his reindeer are back that way, honey." "Don't miss them." "Come on." "You got a couple hundred kids out there going bonkers." "Let's roll, huh?" "We're federal agents." "Why don't you give this up before you dig yourself deeper?" "Our dispatcher knows we're here." "We already filed a preliminary." "I don't think so." "You would've shut me down long before I got close to delivery." "Inside please." "American agents inside your operation and we haven't even received the pilot project." "Which is why I insisted on an escrow account, Ingle." "The data dump's gonna be completed by 9." "If for any reason we fail to deliver...." "True." "It's your problem." "I've got the midnight flight with or without the designs." "It'll be Christmas in Dresden in an hour." "They ring the bells play the Christmas pageant in the church." "Oddly enough, they still celebrate Christmas in the GDR." "Wait for me in the computer room." " I'll kill them now." " Absolutely not." "If there's a chance these two have backup, we can't leave the bodies here." "There's a couple of hundred children crawling these halls." "You wanna carry them past the kids like a couple of yule logs?" "I'll take care of this." "First, I've got about 20 rent-a-cops I gotta move away from the back of the plant before I can get them out that way." "Go." "[SIGHS]" "Just another Christmas Eve trapped in a nest of killers." "This is getting to be our own little holiday tradition." "Look, we're in a jam but we can't stew about it." "We gotta figure a way out." "We'd need a satchel charge to blow these hinges." "I suppose you're gonna say we can count on a miracle or two." " Well, it's the season for them." " Yeah." "Three years ago, we were surrounded by a bunch of Russians." "We got out of that." "There's gotta be a way we can get out of this." "Well, we'll never get out through the ceiling." "There's six inches of overhead." "Okay, well, come down." " We don't have a heck of a lot to work with." " Mm-mm." "Heh." "Walter, the Singing Frog." "Baby Teardrops." "Oh." "And the good old trusty tombstone fanner, heh." "It's all I needed when I was 8." "[SIGHS]" " Amanda." " Yeah?" "Check the shelves, see if you can find some more caps and batteries." "These things must come with batteries." "Okay, I got some batteries." "They're double A's, only a volt and a half." "That's fine." "We'll wire them together in series." "Yeah." "Here's a whole bunch of caps, and a whole bunch of batteries." " How do you make her cry?" " Oh, well, you just" " Rock the baby." "Rock the baby." " Amanda?" " Amanda?" " You squeeze her stomach." " Squeeze her stomach just like this." " Yeah." " Look, tears." "See?" "Squeeze." " Okay." " Let's find something to contain the water." " Mm-hmm." "Oh, and give me your dress." "WOMAN:" "Children, please." "I want everyone in the procession on stage." "Hands, please." "Well, I guess things are going your way." "You deserve a round of applause, huh?" "[EXPLODES]" "[GUN SHOT]" "[GROANS]" "They're loading all the data" "They're loading all the data on a mainframe onto mag cores for the trip East." " No prototon?" " Prototype." " I knew that." " It's all electronic." "You ready?" "[CLEARS THROAT]" "Merry Christmas." "Stay in your seats." "Federal agents." "We're here to confiscate this material." "You two get around." " I'm gonna go get him." "Call Billy for backup." "AMANDA:" "Yeah." "And on this, the very first Christmas, the three wise men entered the stable." "CHILDREN:" "Santa!" "All right, kids." "Listen, kids, get down." "Get out of the way." "Get down." "Please." "Let me go." "Please, get down." "Go away." "Get on, go." "Come on, Santa!" "Children, please." "Make it a clean shot." "Please, don't fire into these kids, huh?" "Drop it, Ingle." "Drop it." "WOMAN:" "Children, please." "Please take your seat and be quiet." "Let's go." "Ho-ho-ho-ho." "Merry Christmas, children, ha,ha." " Do you still believe in Santa Claus?" "ALL:" "Yes!" "Tonight, so do I." "Let's go." "Amanda, I really ought to go see Bernie at the hospital." "Are you kidding?" "It's freezing out here." "Get in the house." " I can't." " What do you mean, you can't?" "Yes, you can." "They're all gonna be wondering what I'm doing here." "They're not gonna be wondering what you're doing here." " Well, it's about time." " Mother, I'm sorry we're late." " Oh, come on." "Come on in." "LEE:" "Hi, Mrs. West." " Amanda, I have to" " Can you believe this snowstorm?" "[LEE SHIVERS]" " Merry Christmas." " Merry Christmas." "Thank you, Mother." "That's a pretty apron." "Aunt Lillian made it, all hand-embroidered." "Can you imagine?" " That's why she didn't come down." " Really?" "She was afraid she wouldn't get it ready for Christmas." "Lillian, they're here." "Amanda's boyfriend is here." " I'm sorry about that." " Yeah." " Hi, everybody." "Merry Christmas." " Merry Christmas." "Hi, Mr. Stetson." "Glad you could be here." "You should see the gnarly skateboard my grandma got me." "Hey, Mom." "Mom, I made this for you." "Well, sweetheart, it's so big." "Well, I built the whole thing by myself." "Well, almost." "Dad helped me fix the legs, it kept falling over." " Hi, sweetheart." " Hi." " Merry Christmas." " It's a spice rack." " Merry Christmas, Lee." " Thanks, Joe." "You too." " Thank you." " Oh, Mom, it can hold 213 spices." "Well, then we'll never run out of room for spices." "Here you go, Mr. Stetson." "It's a scarf." "No, no, no, sweetheart, we're not gonna open presents yet." " I kept it warm, I make no promises." " Thank you." " Oh, looks delicious." " Jamie." " Here, Lee." " Let's get some wood for the fire." "Now, you just sit here and eat." " I'm gonna go get Lillian." " All right, heh." " Oh, well, look at this." " Ah." "I see what you mean." "Christmases here in the King house are pretty special." "Your present's at the Q-Bureau." "Oh, well, mine for you is, uh...." "Well, it's at the apartment." " But guess what." " What?" "I got my present already." " Merry Christmas." " Yeah." "[English" " US" " SDH]"

"Check the main electricity switch" "Yes" "Check every inch of here" "I've got something" "As informed, the suspect is now at home" "Everyone be alert" "Yes, sir" "Sir, here we are" "Wait" "Listen" "The wife of the suspect is back, spread" "Yes sir!" "Be obedient!" "Freeze!" "Police" "What's the matter?" "You're suspected to be involved in a murder case" "You're now under arrest" "Hubby!" "Let's go" "Freeze!" "What's the matter?" "Go!" "I repeat" "Do you know Grace Li?" "No" "But someone said, she always paid visit at your home" "Is that so?" "No" "So, she is not the frequent visitor of you" "We've got eye-witness to prove her frequent visits to the motel" "She comes to work, it's not strange at all" "Is your wife familiar with her?" "I don't know, you can ask my wife" "I don't know her, madam" "I've told you many times!" "Now, she died at your place" "You'd better take a good look at it" "We've got evidence to prove you two are friends" "I can't help, she's moved away for ages" "Madam, I've to pick my child up from school" "May I leave now?" "I am sorry, you can't" "Confess, then you can go" "I really don't know!" "I am asking you again!" "How is your work going?" "Nothing!" "It's really tough!" "It can't make me believe that they are innocent" "Officer Wai, I'd like to go to the evidence room" "What trick do you want to play?" "Think something" "If Gigi is willing to be our stained witness, it'd go smooth" "This is the first time" "I've met such brutal case" "The police station is just like a freezer" "Are you cold?" "No" "Sir, when will you let me go?" "I want to pick up my child from school" "If you are not involved in the murder," "I'll let you go after questioning" "I don't want to waste time either" "Why do you eat so fast?" "I haven't drunk enough yet" "You talk easy!" "I haven't drunk enough too" "It's not free" "Come on!" "Don't be that mean!" "Your boyfriend kicked you out of his place" "Where will you stay then?" "I don't know" "Your place?" "You're nuts!" "Are you drunk?" "Well, you can go to my friend's place" "Sure..." "Let's go" "Here we are, let's go" "Brother Hok" "What's the matter?" "Gigi, why are you free?" "Grace and I have just had a drink" "We have no place to go, so..." "Don't you welcome us?" "Welcome!" "I would be happy if you work here for some days" "Why not?" "I don't have any place to live" "She intends to stay here for few days" "If you have customers, introduce to her, okay?" "I can tell she's lusted for it" "Damn it!" "I think you've been kicked out by your boyfriend, am I right?" "Just one word, yes or no?" "Brother Hok" "As many days as you like" "You know my rules?" "Come on, this is not my first day" "Let's talk later" "Do you want it?" "Do you have any?" "Brother Hok, do you have any empty room?" "The last one" "Come!" "Brother Hok, will you join us?" "Later" "Put your thinks properly" "Me?" "Miss, I bought the wine and the ice" "Why do you nag by just doing these simple things?" "I am sorry, I'll do it" "Fix it now" "Brother Hok" "Did you collect the bill I've given you?" "Sure I have done it" "This is your tips, don't waste it fast" "Thank you, Brother Hok" "Take care of here, I've got something to do" "What's the matter?" "I want happiness" "What?" "Boss, I want it too" "Damn it!" "I'll buy it if I've got money!" "Damn it" "I am so poor to be scolded" "26... 45" "What's the matter?" "Make love!" "I wanna screw you, like it or not?" "Come on" "What's the matter?" "Damn it!" "Come on!" "Your wife has admitted everything" "Remember Gigi?" "Your friend, she's become the stained witness" "You can never deny" "Yes, I know Grace" "But I didn't kill her" "Tell me the truth, did you kill?" "I didn't kill" "Okay, I believe that you didn't kill" "But you are involved, right?" "Except you and Gigi, who else is involved?" "Joe and Keith" "This has nothing to do with my wife" "They beat Grace to death, it's nothing to do with my wife" "My wife isn't involved" "My wife didn't kill her" "Miss, you always said the victim owed your husband money" "How much?" "And how?" "This is the story..." "On that day, she went to my husband's place" "She needed money, it's about tens of grand" "My husband lent her without a word" "How righteous he is!" "I didn't lie to you" "She didn't pay her debt back, that's why you killed her?" "Madam, this is not true!" "Everyone should pay his debt" "But we didn't force her to pay it back" "What a drag!" "Coming!" "What the hell!" "Why are you so late?" "Want business or not?" "The last one" "This way" "Boss, take a seat first." "Hurry up" "Got you" "You've got a customer" "What's the matter?" "You've got a customer" "What's wrong with you?" "What do you look like?" "Do some make up!" "Why make up this late?" "Up to you!" "You'd better go and try" "Come in" "What the hell!" "You get me this jinx?" "Do you think I am a fool?" "I don't mind her ugliness, but better dress up" "You think you can make a living like this?" "Damn it" "Boss..." "Damn it!" "What a picky moron!" "Boss, what's the matter?" "Pal, are you nuts?" "You get me this monster?" "Do you think I am nuts?" "You are not the only pimp, you nuts!" "Don't be upset, I'll get you another one" "I've told you!" "Look at your face!" "What does he want?" "He just pays few hundred bulks" "I can't afford buying cosmetics" "What a trouble?" "You know that song?" "Few hundred bulk, no pretty one..." "Save it for your fingers!" "Bastard!" "Give me a cigarette." "Damn it" "Boss" "Uncle Chung, glad you are here" "Take care of here, I am going to take a nap" "Brother Hok" "Brother Hok" "Brother Hok, can you take me to have midnight snack?" "I'm hungry" "Uncle Chung, where is Brother Hok?" "He is sleeping in his room" "I'm going to look for Grace" "Boss, want some tea?" "You've waken up, boss!" "You're back" "Brother Hok, where is Grace?" "I guess she is inside her room" "Nobody is there" "Hello..." "Where is the lighter?" "My lighter!" "How about the few grand in my wallet?" "I don't know, I've just returned" "That bitch stole it!" "If I get her, she will pay for it" "You brought that girl here!" "You fix it for me" "It's your fault!" "You brought a thief here!" "I don't know!" "It's not my business" "Cut the crap, call her now" "Brother Hok, the line is not connected" "No, boss..." "No..." "How did you see the victim?" "After she stole the money, I hadn't seen her yet" "We didn't intend to look for her" "My husband just thought that the debt would not be settled" "Someone saw you beating the victim in street" "That's bull-shit!" "We did see her, but we didn't beat her" "What does that mean?" "One day, we went to Mongkok for watching movie" "When we came out of the cinema, we saw her" "Come on, let's play guessing game, I'll start" "Ten..." "Ten!" "You lost it!" "Drink!" "Boss, is this girl okay?" "Just fair" "Wonderful..." "Would you like an office lady to keep you company?" "I've already got two" "Officer lady?" "Why not?" "Come on" "Be smart, don't ruin the party, okay?" "You lost, drink it" "Come on, you lost, drink it" "You drink with her, got it?" "No tricks!" "Boss" "Serve your boss." "All right" "Boss, be happy" "Office lady, come on, come closer to me" "It's already too close, boss" "My name is Grace" "Grace, do you play guessing game?" "No" "No?" "So drink it." "Come on" "I can't drink!" "No?" "All right, I'll sing a song with you" "Singing?" "If I want to sing, I would go to a karaoke" "If you don't play guessing game, why do you come here?" "Get lost" "Why not have a talk?" "Do you have anything deep in your heart to tell me?" "Deep in my heart?" "You must feel itchy here" "No!" "I just mean a talk" "But you don't let me touch you" "How can we talk?" "We talk with our mouths" "I am on the rag, sorry to dirty you, boss" "Do you want to talk to me right here?" "I am a good listener" "If you are willing, I will go ahead with you" "If I just want a chat, I can go to a coffee shop" "Why should I give you money for a chat?" "Get lost!" "You get out of my sight" "I don't want you here" "If you want, go home to squeeze your mom" "Who do you think you are?" "Are you a virgin?" "Ask your manager here" "Now!" "Bastard!" "Do you think money can make the world go round?" "Bastard" "Grace, what's wrong with you?" "You are complaint by the customers again!" "You are not willing to serve, would you be good?" "Why don't you go and serve that bastard?" "What the hell do you mean?" "You beg me for the vacancy" "You don't want to make money but I do" "Forget it, you'd better leave" "Mom, don't be heartless to me" "I have a baby and I owe others much money" "Think over it, since you've come," "I haven't been lucky yet" "That's all, Grace" "I wish you ever success" "Grace, can you give me some money?" "Damn it" "Come on, I have to go to Macau" "I am not your bank, you nuts!" "Why do you reject me?" "You'd better rob for money" "Get lost" "Just a few hundred, okay?" "Get lost" "Do you want to run?" "Help!" "Pal, what's the matter?" "Don't be nosy" "She is my girlfriend" "Your girlfriend?" "Good!" "Your girlfriend owes me money" "But you don't have to beat her like this" "It's just counted as interest" "How much does she owe you?" "Together with interest, $20,000, will you pay for her?" "I don't have that much money" "So, it's none of your business" "Any problem?" "No" "Get lost now!" "You are so cheap!" "Even your man doesn't help you" "Dare you hide away?" "I just want to pay you money after getting my salary" "All right, I'll give you a week's time with free interest" "All right..." "If you don't show up, you'll know the result" "Did she pay your husband money?" "At the beginning, yes" "Later, she was pregnant" "After the delivery, her husband was in jail, then she hadn't paid" "What's next?" "And then..." "One day" "My husband, Kei and Joe..." "They visited her with some baby's clothes and milk powder" "Boss, we've waited for an hour" "Why hasn't she come?" "Let's wait for a while" "Joe, that dog is really pretty" "Whose dog is it?" "It's great" "Miss, your dog is really pretty" "Isn't it an expensive one?" "It's about $7,000" "That expensive" "May I touch it?" "Mind your hands" "Never mind" "Since you like it, would you please take a look at it?" "I would like to buy something" "Sure" "This is a pretty dog, what's in your mind?" "What do you say?" "As I said..." "Harder..." "Harder..." "Worm..." "Worm..." "Let's go there to take a look" "Hok is looking for you, let's go" "I'll go by myself" "Go over there" "Brother Hok" "Nice to see you!" "I do want to see you" "I'll give you five hundred first as interest, okay?" "Five hundred?" "As my taxi fare?" "It hurts!" "Don't harm her face, if she's hurt, how can she whore?" "That's right, I will pay you" "Two more days for you" "If you don't pay, I'll throw you down from the roof" "Got it?" "If I die, who will pay you money?" "You haven't told me why she was at your home" "Do you want to fool me?" "Joe and Kei brought her back" "Where are they?" "Boss Boss" "Go" "I'll be right there" "I've got something urgent to do, fix her for me, okay?" "Yes, boss" "Otherwise, burn her family to death" "Got you, boss" "Go" "Open the door Open the door" "Stop pretending!" "Open the door" "Open the door" "Open the door, you bitch!" "Stop pulling off a stunt!" "Open the door, you bitch!" "What's the matter?" "Why is it so noisy?" "Never mind them, they are just some rascals" "They will wake the baby up!" "He'll be scared" "Don't mind them" "Bitch!" "If you don't open the door, I'll set fire" "Why not call the police?" "Granny, no!" "You take care of the baby, I'll talk to them" "I've warned you not to stick with those rascals" "It's okay, I'll open the door, go in now" "Take care." "Go in!" "Why are you so noisy out there?" "What?" "I want you to pay the debt" "Don't you want to pay the debt?" "I've got no money now" "No money?" "Come out!" "I'll pay some days later" "Dare you close the door?" "If you close it, I'll burn your family to death" "You want to put my family to death?" "Yes" "All right, I'm coming out" "Bitch, come here" "Finally you are willing to show up, huh?" "What do you want?" "Let's go downstairs and talk" "Why can't we talk right here?" "Do you want your family to know it?" "Okay." "Go" "Go in" "Brother Hok wants to see you" "Pay the money back, you bitch" "Now, I am bringing you to see my boss" "Where are we going?" "You have no say!" "You have to follow us anyway" "Don't be that cocky!" "Set me free, I am now following!" "I really want to know how you grabbed the victim home" "Madam, we didn't grab her home" "She came to us by herself" "Dared she do that?" "On that day, my husband needed money" "So he asked Joe and Kei to get some interest from her" "She had no money" "She came to explain to my hubby in person" "That's why she came" "Go!" "Hands off me" "Go up" "Don't push me" "No more bullshit" "Sister Yin" "Here she is" "Boss, we've got her back" "Boss, she's back" "Brother Hok" "Sister Yin, breakfast time?" "Do you... have any cigarette?" "Hello, brother Hok!" "You bitch!" "No!" "It hurts..." "Do you remember that you owe me money?" "It hurts!" "No!" "Did you forget?" "It hurts!" "Shut up" "It hurts!" "You bitch!" "Why are you crying?" "The baby is pissing" "Send him to your mother's place" "No!" "What are you doing here?" "I have no time to bullshit with you" "You owe me $10,000, with interest, it becomes $20,000 now" "What the hell?" "I just borrowed $10,000 from you" "Do my buddies need traveling expense?" "I have no money to pay you!" "None!" "Damn it!" "How dare you be that cocky!" "Bitch" "Stop!" "No..." "Bitch, I'll send you paper money if you don't pay me" "Lock her up in the room" "Why?" "Why?" "We have a human sand-bag here" "No..." "Time for fun?" "Isn't it great?" "Want some?" "Yes, I do" "Thank you, Joe" "Joe" "Want some?" "Drink half dozen of beer first" "Half dozen?" "In three minutes" "Don't kid me" "Joe, how can I finish it in three minutes?" "If not, don't dream of sucking any" "All right" "Show time" "Drink it..." "Drink it" "Drink it Finish it" "Drink all of it..." "Bitch, drink it" "She really drinks all." "What a fool" "Why don't you help her?" "It's finished, Joe" "I wanna go to toilet" "Toilet?" "I've drunk so much beer, I am full" "Let her go" "Go" "Joe, fix your eyes on her" "Yes" "Where do you want to go?" "I don't know where the toilet is" "Can't you find any?" "I'll show you" "Boss, that bitch wanna escape" "No, I just can't find the toilet..." "I am looking for the toilet" "Damn it, I let you take drugs and let you piss" "And you want to fool me?" "You want to escape?" "No, I don't really want to escape" "I am just looking for the toilet" "Piss right here" "I don't want to piss now" "Piss!" "No, I don't need to piss now" "Want to piss or not?" "No..." "I am pissing now" "That's damn right!" "What?" "Are you hungry?" "Yes" "Want to eat something?" "Great!" "Where should we go?" "Just keep your mouth shut, come on!" "It hurts, don't do that to me!" "If you want to eat, just keep your mouth shut" "Do you want to steal?" "No!" "My boss gave me $100 but he wants products 5 times than that, see?" "You'd told me earlier!" "Let's go" "It's almost done" "And wine!" "Wait, I am sorry!" "What's wrong?" "You ruined everything!" "It's not done by me!" "That bastard did that and ran away!" "You don't have to deny!" "I didn't do that!" "I saw you do that!" "It's not done by me!" "Stop!" "You are quite smart!" "Sure!" "I am not a dumb-bell" "Luckily you didn't run, otherwise I'll break your legs" "I didn't intend to run" "Otherwise, I would have gone" "I haven't spent a penny!" "Let's go" "Miss, have you had enough sleep?" "I tell you, do tell me the truth, or you can't leave" "I didn't tell lies!" "It's true" "Did you beat her?" "Of course not" "I just asked her to do some shopping and cleaning, that's all" "Were you that nice to her?" "In fact, we treated her nice" "Sometimes, we ate together" "She was dirty, and I let her take bath" "I trust you of not beating her, how about them?" "Yes, but they just wanted to play with her" "Didn't you say no?" "Sometimes, they had gone too far" "How?" "I heard that they played dripping game with her" "That's to melt a straw and let the melted plastic drop on her thigh" "What's next?" "They said, Grace seemed to enjoy it" "Deal your card now!" "Why are you so slow?" "I have to think about it first" "Five" "It's your turn" "You want to think too?" "No hurry, I am dealing" "How is it?" "Isn't it too big?" "Any smaller?" "It's a hard time for me" "Hurry up..." "Boss, I want to join you too" "What?" "What are you going to deal?" "His is bigger than yours, take it back" "This is an ace!" "You dumb-bell!" "Dumb-bell!" "Is this big enough?" "Enough, deal now" "I've got to think over it" "You just want others to urge you!" "Boss, let me play for you" "Not now" "How is it?" "Do you have any?" "No!" "A pair of J" "A pair of K" "It's so big for me" "Pass..." "Finished?" "Tidy up now" "I pass, too" "Pass" "I haven't finished yet" "Stop eating, do the clean up now" "I think he'll win" "He is always the winner!" "It's not funny at all!" "Boss, I am bored, let's take something exciting" "Good idea" "All right" "Stop dealing, it's time for excitement" "Nuts!" "You're so stupid!" "Great!" "Hurry up!" "What do you want to play?" "Grace" "Coming!" "It's time for excitement now?" "Why do you come out?" "For excitement!" "Damn you!" "Get lost!" "Didn't you say it's time for excitement?" "You nuts!" "Pretend to the penguin" "Hide yourself in the refrigerator" "What?" "Hide yourself in the refrigerator" "We are friends, aren't we?" "Hide yourself in the refrigerator" "Go now" "It's funny!" "Here is a penguin!" "Can I come out now?" "I am freezing!" "Can I take some?" "I didn't know I could have no money!" "Don't you know that?" "Do you want to fool me?" "Bitch, how dare you fool me!" "How dare you fool us?" "You didn't have money to pay us at all" "Come on, let me help you" "No, Brother Hok..." "I thought I had money, that's why I asked them to go" "I think, I'll have money tomorrow, I'll get it tomorrow, okay?" "How dare you fool me!" "I didn't fool you!" "No..." "Aren't you fooling me?" "No?" "What color do you like?" "Orange?" "Come on!" "Promise?" "Deal" "What's the matter?" "Sister Yin, do you have any straw?" "What's the matter?" "I want to play "Dripping Game" with her" "Are you crazy?" "Take it..." "Thank you!" "Isn't it funny?" "It's funny, again!" "All right" "Again!" "What are you doing?" "Game over!" "Let's make love" "I love it" "It's great" "What's the matter with you?" "Does it hurt?" "Give a call to your family" "Why are you always the same?" "Can you change?" "You've had a son now!" "Let's start it" "Boss, we are new" "Come and get a 20% discount" "It sounds good" "Sure, I am not flattering you" "Forget it, it's time for meal" "You can eat right here, a great meal is waiting" "Come on!" "Choose any you like, I can give you a discount" "Come on!" "Hurry up" "Come in, boss" "Here is your customer" "Want some bread?" "No, thanks" "Want some congee?" "No, thanks" "This is not bad" "I've told you!" "The girls here are all fantastic!" "Boss, this is private, what you want are inside the rooms" "What does that mean?" "So enjoy yourself in there" "Go, go..." "Boss, this way please" "Get up, it's time to work" "Serve your guest!" "What's the smell?" "Smell?" "I don't think so" "What's the matter, Joe?" "It's time to work" "Are you kidding?" "You offer this woman to me?" "Boss, she is great" "Two hundred only" "She is very good in bed" "Nuts!" "You enjoy it" "Listen to me..." "I don't want such ugly woman!" "Boss, listen to me..." "Keep it for yourself, I don't want it 30% discount, 35% discount..." "You are nuts!" "You are useless!" "Men aren't interested in you at all" "Go and take a bath" "How can you whore like this?" "Listened?" "No..." "Joe, it hurts!" "It hurts, Joe, stop stepping on me please" "It hurts, Joe, please don't" "It hurts!" "No!" "Bitch, you do need a lesson!" "How dare you not obedient to me?" "I'll stop!" "I'll go bathing" "Stop stepping on me, it hurts!" "What do you want?" "You'd better pay us money and go home" "Do you still take me as your friend?" "I am not the boss, you know?" "I..." "I know" "If I have money, sure I will pay back, but I don't" "Want some medicine?" "Yes, it hurts" "Come on" "Hurry up!" "I want to stool" "What's the matter with you?" "Why did you cry?" "I want to stool" "So go ahead" "You didn't flush the toilet" "I did, but I failed" "It's stuffed" "Bastard!" "What are you fighting for?" "The toilet is stuffed, she cried and I could do nothing to it" "What's the matter?" "You bitch!" "You stink so badly" "What's the matter?" "Come here!" "Pump the toilet" "You don't have to be that mean to me" "Where is the pump?" "Use your hands!" "Hands?" "Damn you!" "Are you pumping with your hands or not?" "I can't!" "Why are you so cocky?" "Eat all these shit for me!" "How?" "I'd squeeze you to death!" "No, I will eat shit..." "You deserve a lesson, you bitch!" "What's the matter?" "She is not willing to pump the toilet" "That's why I asked her to eat shit" "It's funny!" "Joe, it's fresh" "Eat it" "Have you had enough fun?" "Get out" "Take a bath" "Joe, I've bathed" "But you still stink!" "Go in" "Go in and sleep" "I am used to sleep over there" "I asked you to go in!" "Shut up" "How long did the victim stay in your home?" "About three weeks" "Why did she die?" "Madam, I really don't know" "You've asked me for one whole night" "Stop pulling off a stunt!" "Speak up now!" "Maybe she was too weak, she couldn't stand the ice" "What do you want?" "I haven't finished questioning" "Let me go" "Come on" "How is it?" "I wanna leave" "I'll get the government allowance for you, I just want to leave" "I can't make the decision, better wait until they wake up, okay?" "I can't let you go" "Can you let me leave before they wake up?" "All right, wait, I'll fetch you a glass of water" "Hubby, why not ask her to eat with us?" "All right" "Come out and eat" "She is in the toilet, I don't know what she is doing inside" "What the hell?" "Ask her to come out for food" "Damn it!" "I'll go by myself" "Where is your girl?" "Where is she?" "She's gone home, boss, what'd we do with her?" "When she gets better, let her whore in the motel" "Got you!" "Hubby, come and take a look" "Hubby, hurry up" "What's the matter?" "Come on!" "She is just pretending Leave her alone, let's go" "No, she's unconscious" "She is just pretending" "Her tits are not even" "Why hasn't she dressed?" "She might have fainted while she was washing" "It stinks" "Take her back to her room, hurry up!" "The boss is urging, hurry up" "All right, I'm ready now" "Joe, check if the girl is awake or not" "All right" "What's the matter?" "Why did you tell nothing on the phone but just asked me to come?" "Sit down first" "Granny, have a cup of tea first" "Do you know why I am so happy?" "I don't know!" "You always lose your mind!" "I'm pregnant" "Is that true?" "Granny, what's wrong?" "Aren't you happy?" "I am happy" "Does Bong know it?" "Yes, he is happy too" "He always leaves home and just loves gambling" "What if you have your baby born?" "Can you afford it?" "Don't worry, we've reached a compromise" "He said, he would work hard and be a good father" "He'll support the family" "I hope he can keep his promise" "Don't worry" "No smoking" "This is bad to the baby" "Never smoke again" "How many months?" "Three months" "I'll buy some bones to make you some nutritious soup" "No hurry, granny" "Nutritious soup is good to the baby" "And, walk carefully" "Yes" "How is it?" "Feeling better now?" "Sure!" "Granny's care is the best" "You are my granddaughter, sure I have to take care of you" "You just come to me when you meet trouble" "No way!" "Granny, when I get rich," "I will buy you a big flat" "It's not necessary" "Just be good, then I'll be very happy" "Don't copy your passed daddy" "Sure I will not" "Although granny is old, I know everything" "Please don't fool with those rascals" "Granny, you are not old, but you are nagging" "I've told you many times!" "I know it" "Sure, I am glad you know it" "I'll get you some congee" "Thank you, granny" "Granny, let me tidy up for you" "Why do you get up?" "Take a rest" "I am afraid you would hurt your hand" "No, I will take care" "Get out..." "I'll fix it, don't worry" "Take care" "Drink some congee!" "Thank you, granny" "Do you think granny is slow in motion?" "No, you are energetic" "Energetic?" "That's okay, I'll take care of your kid" "When you have recovered, take him back" "You always rush here and there," "Bong is now in jail" "You won't have time to take care of the baby" "The baby is crying, I'll take a look at him" "It's deal" "Shit!" "You bitch!" "Freeze!" "What are you doing?" "Damn it!" "How dare you steal?" "Fix her!" "No!" "We are friends, aren't we?" "Check what is missing" "You love stealing, don't you?" "No!" "Hubby, what are you doing?" "She wants it, so I'll let her enjoy enough" "Is that okay?" "Don't worry, she won't die" "Stop!" "Let's go to karaoke" "Let's go" "Let's buy one more pack, okay?" "Boss" "What's the matter?" "We've drunk a lot, why do you stop?" "You are ignorant!" "She can drink a lot" "Come on, let's drink" "I won't give it a damn" "Cheers!" "Hubby, stop drinking" "What are you afraid of?" "I'll make them all drunk" "Sister-in-law, boss can drink like a fish" "Come on, cheers!" "Kid, do you want to make me drunk?" "I won't give it a damn!" "I will drink as much as you can" "It's correct, no more bullshit!" "Drink it" "Open this bottle too" "Drink it" "That girl is just great" "Why don't you court her?" "Should I have to court her?" "Hubby" "Something happened!" "What's it?" "It's a big trouble..." "What is it?" "Go to sleep" "Stop pretending" "Drink it..." "Are you all right?" "Freezing?" "I'll fetch you some clothes" "Grace..." "Don't threaten me" "Hubby!" "She died" "We didn't intend to kill her" "My wife has nothing to do with this" "The judge would say it" "And we'd investigate into it" "You tortured her, don't you intend?" "What'd we do now?" "It's a big trouble!" "She died, what should we do then?" "Keep quiet!" "You shouldn't have beaten her like shit" "Damn it!" "You beat her too!" "Didn't you pour her hot water?" "Yes I did, but hot water didn't kill her" "Yes, I let her eat shit..." "What's then?" "You let her eat shit!" "You dragged her to death" "That's your shit!" "You poured urine on her yesterday" "It's you!" "Shut up, bitch!" "It's you who brought her here!" "By the way, don't blame my girl" "That's right" "Why can't I scold her?" "Do you want a fight?" "I won't give it a damn!" "Come on" "Shut up" "Put her inside the refrigerator" "Drink it" "Give me a bottle of beer" "It stinks" "Damn you!" "Nuts!" "What's the matter with you?" "If we don't handle her body, we'd be in deep shit" "I hate to see her body!" "Kei, dump her body with your girl to the garbage by two times" "Yes, boss" "Joe, pack it up" "Hubby, let's not stay here" "Let's move" "The soup smells good" "Do you want to eat some?" "It's disgusting!" "Kei, go with Gigi to throw the remained two bags to the garbage" "Why do we have to go again?" "We went for many times!" "Cut the crap, the garbage truck is arriving" "Joe, come and pack up" "All right" "How is it?" "Many cops are downstairs" "Boss, there are cops downstairs" "Hubby, what should we do?" "Hide the two bags up, I'll go and check it out" "Hurry up!" "What's the matter?" "Police" "A raping case happened downstairs" "I have a few questions for you" "Have you seen any strangers recently?" "No" "How many people are living here?" "My wife and me live here" "Just your wife and you?" "Do you know the lady named Chan who lives in room B downstairs?" "No" "It's just a routine questioning, thank you" "Hubby, how is it?" "It's all right, but the police will not leave that soon!" "Let's wait and see" "What are you drinking?" "What are you drinking?" "What to drink?" "Go hide up!" "You are clear now?" "Everyone is involved in this case" "I'll kill the one who dares to betray us" "Got you, boss" "Gigi" "Brother Hok, I know it" "Listen, don't be big mouth" "If you tell, your family will be in deep shit" "Got you" "Joe, what's the matter?" "I am fine!" "That's all right" "Officer Wei, you can start now" "Apply for a warrant" "Yes sir!" "Tell anyone who comes to me that I am not home" "Got you" "What's the matter?" "Police, is Yang Joe-fai home?" "No" "When will he come back?" "He hasn't come back for ages" "What crime did you commit, bastard?" "Nothing" "If not, how come the police came for you?" "Just shut up, okay?" "What police?" "Bastard, you always bring problems home" "Either your debtors or police come to you" "What do you want?" "You are the jinx of the family!" "You only bring ill-fate" "What's happened?" "Tell me now!" "If you don't like me," "I'd better leave" "What did you say?" "Don't worry!" "I won't drag you down" "Bastard!" "How can you talk to your father like this?" "Yang Joe-fai, you are suspected of murdering a girl" "Now you are under arrest" "Take him back" "What can I help you?" "You must learn how to tell what's upsetting you" "Otherwise, you'll suffer" "Understand" "Think over it" "Say there is a broad road ahead, but the ditches beneath... are all broken if the workers do not dig it open" "How can the workers repair it?" "You know?" "Grace appears in my dream every night" "She asks me to return her head" "She won't let me go, you know that?" "I am so afraid!" "It's good to tell, it'd be fine, trust me" "It's over" "Don't be afraid" "If you didn't intend to harm her, she will forgive you" "Think in this way, now the police has charged those bastards with murder" "You are actually doing something for Grace" "It's over..." "The three accused, Chan Wan-hok, Yang Joe-fai and Cheung Wai-kei are suspected to murder a Chinese girl Grace Li on April 16, 1999" "They are charged with manslaughter, illegal imprisonment, and interruption of a lawful bury of dead body" "They are all pleaded guilty" "Three of them are sent for life imprisonment"

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" 5 minutes, I beg you." " Let go of me!" " I have to see That this is not Audrey, she not like him." " Sandrine." "She looks like him." "It Is Almost identiques." "It was His voice, His look, it's not your goal daughter." "She deceives you." "Audrey died." "She will not return." " All this is too hard to bear." " We'll help you." "They are probably close to us." "We-have to find Their points weak." "Thanks to you, to your lucidity, to your confidence, There Is Hope to find out." " Mom!" "Mom!" " Calm down!" " Come come." "Heavy music" " You think it is?" " Probably." " Can be reconnu?" " Meaning?" " They-have distinctive signs?" " No." "Camille Has not changed." "Either Audrey." " It is better?" " He wanted her to come to power with 'em." "I Could not let _him_." "I Had Prevents it." "I need to protect it." "We must protect it." "Camille is not like them." " You get some sleep shoulds." " You are right." "Lena Ma, you stay with me a little?" " Yes." "It was the kind of yesterday?" " His name is Virgil." " You must not" "_him_ let in." " You did not" "Frédéric?" "It scares you?" "It is the Sami." " Stopped!" "Unlike you, They Can hurt us." " No." " Mom Told me what HAD Happened" "When You wanted to leave." " She Said what?" " Whether you are attacked This." "They beat her." " Nobody attacked This is her." "As Earlier." "She hit all alone." "You've seen." "Virgil Wished _him_ no harm." " And why?" " I do not know." " They attacked This not-have you?" " No." "They are not approached." "They assaulted Mom thought, purpose That was it." "I Had to stop her, She Had blood on His face." "Heavy music" "Virgil Told me he Could get you out." "We must listen." "You can not stay here." "She'll kill herself." " Out of the issue to be left here alone." "Okay?" "I leave you alone anymore." " Who is it?" " Come with me." "A phone rings." "I do not understand." "Where was this child, all this time?" " I do not know." " Yesterday morning, He Was in front of you?" " Yes." " Why are you not coming?" " I Went to see Father Jean-François." "I trust _him_." "." "Good Your child Will Be Examined so That We know if it Has not the aftermath of the abduction." "You Will REMAIN here During the investigation." "To be safe the child is not in danger." " The captain Mezache how About did he die?" " The investigation is Ongoing." " I want to see it." " It's impossible.." " It's been months I have to see." " I'm sorry, that's the procedure." "And ..." "After six months, the body is ..." " I just want to feel His Presence." "I will not stay." " The military is responsible for the investigation." " If you please." "He sighs." "He hits." " Yes?" " I could be alone for a while?" " Just a minute." "Sad music" " You shoulds not Do That." "Scary music" "Guard You Had Rather the picture of me." " I want to be safe That You are dead." " Especially You want to know how." " It was he Who did this to you?" "This is Simon?" " Who else?" "How can you trust _him_?" "You know what he is capable of." "A phone rings." " Miss Werther stay here." "We Will take care of the child." "Scary music" " Hail Mary, full of grace." "The door creaks." "The Lord is with you." "Blessed art thou Among women, and Jesus, the ..." " Hello, Chloe." "Disturbing Music" "Do you remember me?" "Lucy moaned." " Stay away from her." "Lucy coughs." " You expect the bride this time?" " If you touch" "Adele ..." " No One Will Make _him_ as much trouble as you." " Shut up." " You ruined His Life." "You've made forever unhappy." " I like it." " Did not love." "Otherwise, you Would Have not commitment committed suicide." " I leave more." "." "So It Will end like you Whatever you do, Simon." " I believe you more." " Of course yes." "Come with us." " No." "Heavy music" "It's finish." " He is alive?" " One." "Ask her forgiveness." "Ask her forgiveness!" " Sorry..." "Sorry." " The little boy, where is he?" " What do we do?" " It Brings Them to the Samaritans." " You're sure?" " We can not leave 'em there." "." "I'm sick Come." " Stay seated." " We're not hanging around all day." " Do not move." " Otherwise what?" " Not to shoot me strength.." " Go ahead Tire cowboy." " Shut up, or ..." "Gunshot" "Shit." " What you got screwed?" "Heavy music" " Your name is your income?" "Or a loved one?" "Perhaps members of your family," "Friends Who might Recognize you?" "Of Those Who attacked This-have you?" " I lost it." " Who?" "." "I like it I Told _him_." "I Had Told never _him_." "I lost it." " Camille." "Camille." " What are you doing?" "." "I'll get help Wait for me." " What?" " No other solution." " Purpose They Are going to attack you." " You Told me not." "It's you leaving They prevent prevention." " How you gonna do?" " I'll find out the way." "I'll be back." "Take care of mom." " Wait, Lena ..." "Disturbing Music" " Excuse me." "Yeah, Frederick?" "Calm down." "Tell me what's going on." "Heavy music" "Are you sure she's dead?" "*" " Yes, she breathes." "It moves." "Yes, that's it, I'm sure." "Okay, any." "Fought!" "Car engine" "Louis gasps." "Footsteps approaching." " I can not let you in." "Pierre ..." " It was Peter Who sent me." "With me, she Will Have more confidence." " Sorry, Sandrine." " Let me in." "Sad music" " Mom ..." "Audrey gently weeps." "Ophelia strikes." " Julie?" "You go?" "Mr. Lewanski is a little better." "I can not let you talk to _him_, purpose you can stay in the hospital waiting." " Thanks, it is useless goal." " Where are you going?" " I do not know." " Not Go." "He needs you." "You Will live where?" "The Place Where You Lived Was Evacuated." "I can Accommodate You." " You Know Where I live?" " You have Told me." " No." "You read my medical records?" " It's just that ..." "After what happened with Mr. Lewanski, I Was afraid." "You tell me nothing about you." "I wanted to know if ..." " You know what happened to me?" "." "Yes I'm sorry, I shoulds never have ..." "More ..." "Your distress, I know what it is." "I can help you, Julie." "We can cure That." " That Is You know what?" " Yes." "I Followed a patient aussi Who Was assaulted." "She has Resumed normal life and Could Even-have Reviews another child." "Heavy music" " What are you talking about?" " Of what happened to you in the tunnel." "I'm sorry, I thought ..." " I Was pregnant, right?" " I do not know." " Tell me please." " You were pregnant, yes." "You did not know?" " No." " Ophelia?" "Mr. Lewanski Awoke." "He spoke of Julie." " Mr. Lewanski Regained consciousness." "He wants to see you." "Scary music" "." "I'm not afraid of you I'm not afraid of you." "Lena a little cry." "Dad !" "Lena sobbed." "Heavy music" "Regular beeps" " Ophelia Told Me That you wanted to tell me something." "It is about Louis, right?" "Your record indicates your wife and That You Had a child-have." "Paul." "Purpose There Is nothing about Louis." "That's because ..." "It's not your son, right?" "You adopté?" "A knock." "Mysterious music" " Good evening." "You've lost?" "What is your name?" "Heavy music" " Come, we go home." "Dark music"

"Shit." "You pair of deuces looking for work," "I suggest you get your scrawny asses in here pronto." "Up on Brokeback, the Forest Service has got designated campsites on the allotments." "Them camps can be 3, 4 miles from where we pasture the woollies." "Bad predator loss if there's nobody looking after them at night." "Now, what I want is a camp tender to stay in the main camp, where the Forest Service says." "But the herder, he's gonna pitch a pup tent on the QT with the sheep and he's gonna sleep there." "You eat your supper and breakfast in camp, but you sleep with the sheep 100%." "No fire, don't leave no sign." "You roll up that tent every morning in case Forest Service snoops around." "Yeah?" "No." "No!" "Not on your fucking life." "You got your dogs, your 30-30, you sleep there." "Last summer I had goddamn near 25% loss." "I don't want that again." "You." "Fridays at noon, be down at the bridge with your grocery list and mules, and somebody with supplies will be there at the pick-up." "Tomorrow morning we'll truck you up to the jump-off." "Jack Twist." "Ennis." "Your folks just stop at Ennis?" "Del Mar." "Well, nice to know you, Ennis Del Mar." "My second year up here." "Last year, one storm, the lightning killed 42 sheep." "Thought I'd asphyxiate from the smell." "Aguirre got all over my ass, like I was supposed to control the weather." "But beats working for my old man." "Can't please my old man, no way." "That's why I took to rodeoing." "You ever rodeo?" "You know, I mean, once in a while." "When I got the entry fee in my pocket." "Yeah." "Are you from ranch people?" "Yeah, I was." "Your folks run you off?" "No, they run themselves off." "There was one curve in the road in 43 miles, and they miss it." "So the bank took the ranch and my brother and sister, they raised me, mostly." "Shit, that's hard." "Can I?" "Thank you." "Don't let them stray." "Joe will have your ass if you do." "Only thing, don't never order soup." "Them soup boxes are hard to pack." "Well, I don't eat soup." "You wanna watch it there." "That horse has a low startle point." "Doubt there's a filly that could throw me." "Let's git, unless you wanna sit around tying knots all day." "Oh, shit." "Can't wait till I get my own spread and I won't have to put up with Joe Aguirre's crap no more." "I'm saving for a place myself." "Alma and me, we're gonna get married when I come down off this mountain." "Shit, that stay with the sheep, no fire bullshit." "Aguirre got no right making us do something against the rules." "No more beans." "Damn." "Shit!" "I don't know." "Something wrong?" "Yeah, so what..." "Why didn't we get the powdered milk and the spuds?" "That's all we got." "Well..." "Here's next week's." "Thought you didn't eat soup." "Yeah, well, I'm sick of beans." "Too early in the summer to be sick of beans." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Hold on." "Shit." "Come back here!" "Whoa there, whoa." "All right." "Fuck it." "Okay, you bastard." "Where the hell you been?" "Been up with the sheep all day," "I get down here hungry as hell and all I find is beans." "What in the hell happened, Ennis?" "I come on a bear is what happened." "Goddamn horse spooked and the mules took off and scattered food everywhere." "Beans is about all we got left." "Got whiskey or something?" "Dumb-ass mule." "I can't believe that." "God damn." "Let me see." "Shit." "Well, we gotta do something about this food situation." "Maybe I'll shoot one of the sheep." "Yeah, what if Aguirre finds out, huh?" "We're supposed to guard the sheep, not eat them." "What's the matter with you?" "There are a thousand of them." "I'll stick with beans." "Well, I won't." "Yeah!" "Getting tired of your dumb-ass missing." "Let's get a move on." "Don't want the Game and Fish to catch us with no elk." "Come on." "Shit." "Yeah, I'm commuting four hours a day." "I come in for breakfast, I go back to the sheep." "Evening, get them bedded down." "Come in for supper, go back to the sheep." "Spend half the night checking for damn coyotes." "Aguirre got no right to make me do this." "You wanna switch?" "I wouldn't mind sleeping out there." "That ain't the point." "The point is, we both bought to be in this camp." "Goddamn pup tent smells like cat piss or worse." "I wouldn't mind being out there." "Well, I'm happy to switch with you, but I warn you, I can't cook worth a damn." "I am pretty good with a can opener, though." "You can't be no worse than me, then." "Here you go." "You won't get much sleep, I'll tell you that." "Yup." "Come on." "Shot a coyote up there." "It's a big son of a bitch." "He had balls on him the size of apples." "He looked like he could eat himself a camel." "You want some of this hot water?" "It's all yours." "I don't rodeo much myself." "I mean, what's the point of riding some piece of stock for eight seconds?" "Money's a good point." "True enough." "If you don't get stomped winning it, huh?" "Yeah." "Well, my old man, he was a bull rider." "Thank you." "Pretty well-known in his day." "Though he kept his secrets to himself." "Never taught me a thing, never once come to see me ride." "Your brother and sister do right by you?" "They did the best they could after my folks was gone." "Considering they didn't leave us nothing but $24 in a coffee can." "I got me a year of high school." "That was before the transmission went on the pickup." "And then my sis left." "She married a roughneck, moved to Casper." "And me and my brother, we went and got ourselves some work on a ranch up near Worland." "Till I was 19." "Then he got married." "And no more room for me." "That's how come me end up here." "What?" "Man, that's more words than you've spoke in the past two weeks." "Hell, that's the most I've spoke in a year." "But my dad, he was a fine roper." "Didn't rodeo much, though." "He thought rodeo cowboys was all fuck-ups." "The hell they are." "Well..." "There you go." "I'm spurring his guts out!" "Waving to the girls in the stands!" "He's kicking me to high heaven, but he don't jackboard me!" "No!" "I think my dad was right." "Tent don't look right." "Well, it ain't going nowhere." "Let it be." "That harmonica don't sound quite right either." "That's 'cause it got kind of flattened when that mare threw me." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "I thought you said that mare couldn't throw you." "She got lucky." "Yeah, well, if I got lucky, that harmonica would've broke in two." "I know I shall meet you on that final day." "Water-walking Jesus, take me away!" "Very good." "Oh, yeah." "My mama, she believes in the Pentecost." "Oh, yeah?" "What exactly is the Pentecost?" "I mean, my folks, they was Methodist." "The Pentecost." "I don't know, I don't know what the Pentecost is." "Mom never explained it to me." "I guess it's when the world ends and fellas like you and me, we march off to hell." "Speak for yourself." "You may be a sinner, but I ain't yet had the opportunity." "Thank you." "Shit!" "I'm gonna go up to the sheep now." "Give them hell." "No, I'm..." "You can hardly stand." "It's too late to go to them sheep." "Well, you got an extra blanket?" "I'll just roll up out here, grab 40 winks and I'll ride out at first light." "You'll freeze your ass off when that fire dies down." "Oh, that's good." "You're better off sleeping in the tent." "Yeah." "All right." "Ennis!" "What?" "Just quit your yammering and get in here!" "Come on, come on." "What are you doing?" "See you for supper." "Yeah." "Come on." "Come on." "This is a one-shot thing we got going on here." "It's nobody's business but ours." "You know I ain't queer." "Me, neither." "I'm sorry." "It's all right." "Lie back." "Come on." "Twist." "Your Uncle Harold's in the hospital with pneumonia." "Docs don't expect he'll make it." "Your ma sent me to tell you, so here I am." "Bad news." "There ain't nothing I can do about it up here, I guess." "There's not much you can do about it down there, neither." "Not unless you can cure pneumonia." "God damn!" "Jesus!" "Them sheep will drift if I don't get back up there tonight!" "You'll get pitched off your mount in a storm like this." "You'll wish you hadn't tried it!" "It's too cold!" "Close it up!" "What are we supposed to do now, huh?" "Get on in there and untangle them" "Chilean sheep out of ours, I guess." "Oh, where is it?" "Shit!" "God, half the goddamn paint brands have wore off!" "We gotta try." "The least we can do is get the count right for Aguirre." "Fuck Aguirre!" "Oh, yeah, fuck Aguirre." "What if we need to work for him again?" "You think of that?" "We gotta stick this out, Jack." "You'll run them sheep off again if you don't quiet down." "What are you doing?" "Aguirre came by again." "Says my uncle didn't die after all." "Says bring them down." "Bring them down, why?" "It's the middle of August." "Says there's a storm coming, moving in from the Pacific." "Worse than this one." "That snow barely stuck an hour." "Huh?" "Besides, that son of a bitch, he's cutting us out a whole month's pay." "It ain't right." "Well," "I can spare you a loan, bud, if you're short on cash." "Give it to you when we get to Signal." "I don't need your money, huh?" "You know, I ain't in the poorhouse." "Shit!" "All right." "Time to get going, cowboy." "Come here!" "This ain't no rodeo, cowboy!" "Oh, shit!" "Ennis." "Ennis." "Come here." "You okay?" "You okay?" "Yeah." "Some of these never went up there with you." "Count ain't what I'd hoped for, neither." "You ranch stiffs, you ain't never no good." "Wanna give it some gas?" "I can't believe I left my damn shirt up there." "Yeah." "You gonna do this again next summer?" "Well, maybe not." "Like I said, me and Alma is getting married in November." "So," "I'll try to get something on a ranch, I guess." "And you?" "Might go up to my daddy's place and give him a hand through the winter." "I might be back." "If the Army don't get me." "Well, I guess I'll see you around, huh?" "Right." "What the fuck are you looking at?" "Huh?" ""And forgive us our trespasses..."" "as we forgive those who trespass against us." ""Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." ""For thine is the kingdom, the power... and the glory, forever." "Amen."" "Under the powers invested in me," "I now pronounce you man and wife." "You may kiss the bride." "And if you don't, I will." "You all right?" "No." "Stop!" "No, please don't!" "My old lady's trying to get me to quit this job." "She says I'm getting too old to be breaking my back shoveling asphalt." "I told her strong backs and weak minds runs in the family." "She didn't think that was too funny." "I told her it keeps me fit." "Morning." "Pulled in last night." "Didn't want to wake you up." "Oh, no, I was just..." "I thought I'd tell you before the Sergeant showed up." "Parking this trailer on the beach is illegal." "Yeah!" "Well, look what the wind blew in." "Hi, Mr. Aguirre." "I was wondering if you was needing any help this summer." "You're wasting your time here." "What, you ain't got nothing?" "Nothing up on Brokeback?" "I ain't got no work for you." "Ennis Del Mar ain't been around, has he?" "You boys sure found a way to make the time pass up there." "Twist, you guys wasn't getting paid to leave the dogs baby-sit the sheep while you stemmed the rose." "Now get the hell out of my trailer." "How my girls doing?" "All right." "Jenny's still got a runny nose." "Ennis, could you wipe Alma Jr.'s nose?" "If I had three hands, I could." "Girls all right?" "Yeah." "Jenny stopped her coughing." "I think I should take the girls into town this weekend." "Get them an ice cream." "Something." "Can't we move to town?" "I'm tired of these lonesome old ranches." "No one's around for Junior to play with." "Besides, I'm scared for Jenny, scared if she has another one of them bad asthma spells." "No, rent in town is too high." "There's a cheap place in Riverton, over the Laundromat." "I bet I could fix it up real nice." "I bet you could fix this place up real nice if you wanted to." "Ennis." "I know you'd like it, too." "Real home, other kids for the girls to play with." "Not so lonely like you were raised." "You don't want them to be so lonely, do you?" "Yeah." "Come here." "It ain't so lonely now, is it?" "Are you sure the girls are asleep?" "Yeah." "Come here." "Ennis." "Let her rip and snort, boys!" "Jack Twist, hanging on for dear life!" "And down he goes!" "Watch out there, fella!" "He's coming for you." "Send in the clowns!" "Okay, a fine ride by Mr. Twist." "Shit!" "Four seconds for him." "Give them a hand, folks, our very own rodeo clowns!" "Give us a beer, Doug." "I'd like to buy Jimbo here a beer." "Best damn rodeo clown I've ever worked with." "No thanks, cowboy." "If I was to let every rodeo hand I pulled a bull off of buy me liquor, I'd have been a alcoholic long ago." "Pulling bulls off of you buckaroos is just my job." "So save your money for your next entry fee, cowboy." "You ever try calf roping?" "Do I look like I can afford a fucking roping horse?" "Shouldn't we move a little closer?" "No." "Come on, let's don't." "Jenny'll get scared." "Look at this crowd!" "Bound to be a lot of pussy on the hoof in a crowd like this." "All swelled up with patriotic feeling and ready to be humped like a frog." "So, where do you figure the most pussy is at?" "Las Vegas or California?" "Hell, I don't know, but if you make it between Montana and Wyoming, I'd take Wyoming..." "Hey!" "You might want to keep it down, I got two little girls here." "Fuck you." "Asshole." "Probably quit giving it to his wife after his kids was born." "You know what that's like." "Yeah." "Ennis, let's move." "Let's just move, okay?" "Now, I don't want any trouble from you." "You need to shut your slop-bucket mouths, you hear me?" "You ought to listen to your old lady, then." "Is that right?" "Yeah." "Move somewhere else." "What about it?" "You wanna lose about half your fucking teeth, huh?" "Not tonight, bud." "I'd sure rather not." "Here she comes, ladies and gentlemen!" "Oh, boy, look at her fly!" "This is Lureen Newsome from right here in Childress, Texas!" "Come on, folks, she's gotta hear it, let's give her a big hand!" "She's turning on two!" "She's around three!" "Come on, folks!" "Help her home!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "And the time is 16 and 9!" "Here's Cheyenne Hodson from Cody, Wyoming!" "Come on, girl!" "She's headed around two!" "Is there anybody here from Wyoming?" "Ma'am." "How about it, folks?" "Come on, Cheyenne!" "And her time is 17 and 2!" "Here comes Scotty Griffiths, out of Lubbock, Texas." "Come on, Scotty!" "Damn it!" "Let's give Scotty Griffiths a big hand, folks." "Better luck next time, cowboy." "Boy, I tell you, folks, what a heck of a way to make a living!" "Next up is an up-and-comer!" "Jack Twist from all the way up in Lightning Flat, Wyoming." "He's on board Sleepy today!" "Let's hope he's not!" "Okay!" "There they go, folks!" "And look at Sleepy go, boy!" "He's broke free today, folks!" "Come on, spin and spin and spin!" "Oh, boy!" "Good ride, cowboy!" "Well, let's see what the judges say!" "I tell you, folks, that sure looked like the winning ride to me!" "You know that girl?" "I sure do." "Lureen Newsome." "Her dad sells farm equipment." "I mean, big farm equipment." "$ 100,000 tractors, shit like that." "What are you waiting for, cowboy?" "A mating call?" "No one's gonna love you like me." "No one else, can't you see?" "No one's gonna love you like me." "No one, no one." "No one else, can't you see?" "No one's gonna love you like me." "No one, no one." "I know sometimes you felt." "So lonely." "I know." "You felt so sad and blue." "Oh, wait, hold on." "You don't think I'm too fast, do you?" "Maybe we should put the brakes on?" "Fast or slow, I just like the direction you're going." "You are in a hurry." "My daddy's the hurry." "He expects me home with the car by midnight." "Come here, come here." "Hi, Monroe." "Hey, Ennis." "Is Alma here?" "Yeah, she's in the condiments aisle." "The what?" "Ketchup." "Thanks." "Your boy gonna play again this year?" "Excuse us!" "Yeah, excuse me." "Hey, honey." "Honey, what are y'all doing here?" "Big hurry." "My boss called and, well, he wants me to go up to the ranch." "Mama." "I guess all the heifers must've decided to calve at the same time." "I figured I could drop the girls off with you." "Ennis, well" "I got a million things I gotta do here before I can leave." "I don't get off for another three hours." "Mama, I need crayons." "Not now, Alma." "Ennis, please, you promised you'd take them tonight." "Alma, I can't afford not to be there when the heifers calve." "Right, it'd be my job if I lose any of them." "What about my job?" "Okay, all right, I'll call my sister." "I'll see if she can take them." "All right." "All right." "You be a good girl for your mama, all right?" "I'll be half the night." "Bring home some ground steaks if you think of it." "Come here." "Oh, Alma, please!" "Oh, boy." "Okay." "Monroe, I'm so sorry." "It's okay." "It's okay, Alma." "I'll clean this up just as soon as I call my sister to come get the girls." "Really, Alma, it's okay." "I'll get it." "Alma, come with me." "Watch your feet." "Alma." "It's just like my hand." "Honey, got a surprise for you." "Hey." "I got two whole boxes of formula for you." "You did?" "120 cans." "120?" "L.D., where did you put them?" "Oh, hell, back seat of the car, where I left them." "Rodeo can get them." "L.D., I can already see who little Bobby looks like." "Good job, little girl." "He's the spitting image of his grandpa." "Isn't he just the spitting image of his grandpa?" "Yeah." "Look at those eyes." "Hey." "Hey, honey." "Hey, Ennis, you know somebody, name of Jack?" "Maybe." "Why?" "'Cause you got a postcard." "It come general delivery." "Is he somebody you cowboyed with, or what?" "No, Jack, he rodeos, mostly." "We was fishing buddies." "You can color that one, too." "I'll color the beach." "Maybe we could get a baby-sitter." "Huh?" "Take your friend to the Knife and Fork?" "No, Jack ain't the restaurant type." "We'll more likely just go out and get drunk." "That's if he shows." "Okay, we take one more bite, and then you're finished with dinner." "There, that's a good bite." "All right, you're excused." "Please." "Thank you." "Jack fucking Twist." "Son of a bitch." "Come here." "Alma, this is Jack Twist." "And, Jack, this is my wife, Alma." "Howdy." "Hello." "You got a kid." "Yeah, I got two little girls." "Alma Jr. and Jenny." "I got a boy." "Yeah?" "Eight months old." "Smiles a lot." "I married the prettiest little gal in Childress, Texas." "Yeah?" "Lureen." "So me and Jack, we're gonna head out and get ourselves a drink." "Yeah?" "Sure enough." "Pleased to meet you, ma'am." "We might not get back tonight when we get to drinking and talking and all." "Ennis?" "Would you get me a pack of smokes?" "If you need smokes, Alma, they're in the top pocket of my blue shirt." "There in the bedroom." "Four years." "Damn!" "Yeah, four years." "Didn't think I'd hear from you again." "I figured you were sore from that punch." "Right next summer, I drove back up to Brokeback." "Talked to Aguirre about a job, and..." "He told me you hadn't been back, so I left." "Went down to Texas for rodeoing." "That's how I met Lureen." "Made $2, 000 that year, bull riding." "Nearly starved." "Lureen's old man makes serious money, farm machine business." "Of course, he hates my guts." "And the Army didn't get you?" "No, too busted up." "And rodeoing ain't what it was in my daddy's day." "Got out while I could still walk." "Swear to God, I didn't know we was going to get into this again." "Yes I did." "I red-lined it all the way." "I couldn't get here fast enough." "What about you?" "Me?" "I don't know." "I don't know." "Old Brokeback got us good, don't it?" "What are we gonna do now?" "I doubt there's nothing we can do." "So now I'm stuck with what I got here." "Making a living is about all I got time for now." "Hey." "Well, me and Jack is headed up the mountain for a day or two." "Do ourselves a little fishing." "You know, your friend could come inside, have a cup of coffee." "Well, he's from Texas." "Texans don't drink coffee?" "You sure that foreman won't fire you for taking off?" "You know, that foreman, he owes me." "I worked through a blizzard last Christmas." "You remember that?" "Besides, I'll only be a couple of days." "Bring fish, Daddy." "A big, big one!" "Come here." "Come here." "Come here." "See you Sunday, latest." "I'm starving." "Want to get something to eat?" "Yup." "Last one in!" "Is there anything interesting up there in heaven?" "Well, I was just sending up a prayer of thanks." "For what?" "For you forgetting to bring that harmonica." "I'm enjoying the peace and quiet." "You know it could be like this, just like this, always." "Yeah?" "How do you figure that?" "What if you and me had a little ranch somewhere, a little cow-and-calf operation?" "It'd be a sweet life." "I mean, hell, Lureen's old man, you bet he'd give me a down payment to get lost." "I mean, he more or less already said it." "No, I..." "I told you it ain't gonna be that way." "You know, you got your wife and baby in Texas." "You know, I got my life in Riverton." "Is that so?" "You and Alma, that's a life?" "Now you shut up about Alma." "This ain't her fault." "The bottom line is, we're around each other and this thing grabs hold of us again in the wrong place, in the wrong time, and we're dead." "I tell you, there were these two old guys ranched up together down home." "Earl and Rich." "And they was a joke in town, even though they were pretty tough old birds." "Anyway, they found Earl dead in an irrigation ditch." "They took a tire iron to him, spurred him up and drug him around by his dick till it pulled off." "You seen this?" "Yeah, I was what?" "9 years old." "My daddy, he made sure me and my brother seen it." "Hell, for all I know, he done the job." "Two guys living together?" "No way." "Now, we can get together once in a while, way the hell out in the middle of nowhere, but..." ""Once in a while."" "Every four fucking years?" "Well, if you can't fix it, Jack, you gotta stand it." "For how long?" "As long as we can ride it." "There ain't no reins on this one." "It's nearly supper time." "Where the hell do you think you're going?" "To work!" "I thought you had the day off!" "Well, you thought wrong!" "The girls need to be fed." "Well, you take care of it!" "Alma!" "Alma!" "Supper's on the stove!" "No one's eating unless you're serving it!" "I already promised I'd take the extra shift!" "Fucking tell them you made a mistake, then!" "God damn it, Alma!" "Alma!" "You girls need a push or something?" "No." "Listen to her purr, gentlemen!" "You ain't gonna get that with your Caddy!" "I told you what she could do, and now let me show you." "Say, didn't that pissant used to ride the bulls?" "He used to try." "Honey, have you seen my blue parka?" "Last time I seen it, you was in it, day we had that big ice storm." "Well, could have sworn I seen it in here." "You know, you've been going up to Wyoming all these years." "Why can't your buddy come down here to Texas and fish?" "Because the Bighorn Mountains ain't in Texas." "And I don't think that his pickup could make it down here, anyway." "New model coming in this week, remember?" "You're the best combine salesman we got." "You're the only combine salesman, in fact." "Yeah, I'll be back in a week." "That is, unless I freeze to death, and I'll freeze if I don't find that parka." "Well, I don't have your goddamn parka." "You know, you're worse than Bobby when it comes to losing stuff." "Well, speaking of Bobby, did you call his school about getting him a tutor?" "I thought you were gonna call." "I complain too much." "That teacher don't like me." "Now it's your turn." "Okay, fine, so I'll call later." "Right." "Fine." "Goodbye." "Got 14 hours of driving ahead of me." "See now, it don't seem fair, you going up there two, three times a year with him never coming down here." "Ennis, they got an opening over at the power company." "Might be good pay." "Well, as clumsy as I am, I'd probably get electrocuted." "Daddy, the church picnic's next weekend." "Will you be back from fishing by next weekend?" "Please, Daddy?" "Please!" "Well, all right, as long as I don't have to sing." "Daddy." "Thank you." "You forgetting something?" "You're late." "Look what I brought." "This way." "There you go!" "No hands!" "It's all yours, buddy!" "It's all yours." "Come on, come on." "Come on in, Alvin." "I've been trying to call you for hours." "It's Saturday night, you know, we could still smarten up and head on over to the church social." "That fire and brimstone crowd?" "I think it'd be nice." "Ennis." "As far behind as we are on the bills, it makes me nervous not to take no precaution." "If you don't want no more of my kids," "I'll be happy to leave you alone." "I'd have them, if you'd support them." "Custody of the two minor children," "Alma Del Mar Jr. and Jennifer Del Mar, is awarded to plaintiff." "Defendant is ordered to pay child support to plaintiff in the sum of $ 125 per month for each of the minor children until they reach the age of 18 years." "Del Mar divorce granted, this sixth day of November, 1975." "King of the road!" "In you go." "What are you doing here, huh?" "I got your message about the divorce." "Come here." "Well, this here's Jack." "Jack, these are my little girls." "There's Alma Jr. and Jenny." "Hi." " Say hi, girls." " Hi." "I got your card that the divorce came through." "Yeah." "So here I am." "I had to ask about 10 different people in Riverton where you had moved to." "I guess, I thought that this means you..." "No, Jack, I don't know what to say." "See, I got the girls this weekend and..." "Jeez, I..." "I'm sure as hell sorry." "You know I am." "See, I only get them once a month, and I missed last month." "So I just..." "Because of the roundup." "So..." "Well..." "Yeah, all right." "Jack." "I'll see you next month, then." "Coming up." "Here we go." "Here we are!" "Whoa there, Rodeo." "The stud duck do the carving around here." "You bet, L.D." "I was just saving you the trouble." "Bobby, if you don't eat your dinner," "I'm gonna have to turn off that television." "Why, Mama?" "I'm gonna be eating this food for the next two weeks." "Hey, you heard your mama." "You finish your meal, and then you can watch the game." "Daddy?" "Daddy." "Hell, we don't eat with our eyes." "You want your boy to grow up to be a man, don't you, Daughter?" "Boys should watch football." "Not until he finishes eating the meal that his mama took three hours to fix." "Now you sit down, you old son of a bitch!" "This is my house, this is my child and you are my guest." "Now you sit down before I knock your ignorant ass into next week." "Daddy, tell about when you rode broncs in the rodeo." "Well, that's a short story, honey." "It was only about three seconds I was on that bronc." "The next thing I knew, I was flying through the air, only I was no angel like you and Jenny here." "I didn't have no wings." "And that's the story of my saddle bronc career." "There you go." "You ought to get married again, Ennis." "Me and the girls worry about you being alone so much." "Well, once burned..." "You still go fishing with Jack Twist?" "Not often." "You know, I used to wonder how come you never brought any trouts home." "You always said you caught plenty and you know how me and the girls like fish." "So, one night, I got your creel case open night before you went on one of your little trips." "Price tag still on it after five years." "And I tied a note to the end of the line." "It said, "Hello, Ennis, bring some fish home." "Love, Alma."" "And then you come back looking all perky and said you caught a bunch of brownies and you ate them up." "Do you remember?" "I looked in that case first chance I got and there was my note still tied there." "That line hadn't touched water in its life." "That don't mean nothing, Alma." "Don't try and fool me no more, Ennis." "I know what that means." "Jack Twist." "Alma." "Jack "Nasty"!" "You didn't go up there to fish." "You and him..." "Now you listen to me, you don't know nothing about it." "I'm going to yell for Monroe." "You do it and I'll make you eat the fucking floor." "Get out!" "And you, too!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "Get out of my house, Ennis Del Mar!" "You hear me?" "You get out!" "Daddy?" "Alma?" "Bye, Daddy!" "Bye." "Hey, asshole, watch where you're going!" "Jesus." "What..." "Jesus..." "You stupid fuck!" "God damn!" "God." "God damn." "Oh, fuck!" "Damn it!" "All I'm saying is, what's the point of making it?" "If the taxes don't get it, the inflation will eat it all up." "You should see Lureen punching numbers in her adding machine." "Hunting for extra zeros, her eyes getting smaller and smaller." "It's like watching a rabbit trying to squeeze into a snake hole with a coyote on its tail." "That's some high class entertainment, if you ask me." "For what it's worth." "You and Lureen, it's normal and all?" "Sure." "She don't ever suspect?" "You ever get the feeling," "I don't know, when you're in town and someone looks at you suspicious, like he knows." "Then you go out on the pavement and everyone's looking at you like they all know, too?" "Well, maybe you ought to get out of there, you know?" "Find yourself someplace different, maybe Texas." "Texas?" "Sure, and maybe you can convince Alma to let you and Lureen adopt the girls." "Then we could just live together, herding sheep." "And it'll rain money from L.D. Newsome and whiskey will flow in the streams." "Jack, that's real smart." "Go to hell, Ennis Del Mar." "You wanna live your miserable fucking life?" "Then go right ahead." "Fine." "I was just thinking out loud." "Yup, you're a real thinker there." "God damn..." "Jack fucking Twist." "Got it all figured out, ain't he?" "All right, hon." "Just finished my shift." "Wanna dance?" "I was on my way to the..." "I'm Cassie." "Cassie Cartwright." "Ennis." "Del Mar." "No more dancing for me, I hope." "You're safe." "Yeah?" "My feet hurt." "Hard work, is it?" "Yeah, drunks like you demanding beer after beer, smoking." "Gets tiresome." "What do you do, Ennis Del Mar?" "Well, earlier today, I was castrating calves." "What are you doing?" "Trying to get a foot rub, dummy." "All right." "That good?" "And then I pledged Tri Delt at SMU." "And I sure never thought" "I'd end up in a poky little place like Childress." "Then I met old Randall here at an Aggie game and he was an animal husbandry major." "So we've been here for a month and he got the foreman job over at Roy Taylor's ranch." "Like it or not, here I am!" "Was you Tri Delt?" "I was Kappa Phi myself." "Well, even though we ain't quite sorority sisters, we just may have to dance with ourselves, Lureen." "Our husbands ain't the least bit interested in dancing." "They ain't got a smidgen of rhythm between them." "It's funny, isn't it?" "Husbands don't never seem to wanna dance with their wives." "Why do you think that is, Jack?" "I don't know, I never give it any thought." "Wanna dance?" "Yes, thank you." "Do you mind?" "No, it's all right." "Go ahead." "All right." "Pardon us." "Thank you for asking me to dance with you." "I really appreciate that." "Randall never does." "Last time I did, I think it was our wedding." "It's a good thing you and Lureen happened along when you did or else we'd still be stuck on the side of the road in that darn pickup." "I told Randall we ought to take the car." "Of course, he'd never listen to me." "He wouldn't listen to me if he was going deaf tomorrow." "I told him it'd take more than chewing gum and baling wire to fix that pickup." "Well, he's never been very mechanical, though." "Come over here and ask..." "You ever notice how a woman will powder her nose before she goes to a party?" "And then she'll powder it again once the party's over." "I mean, why powder your nose just to go home and go to bed?" "Don't know." "Even if I wanted to know," "I couldn't get a word in with Lashawn long enough to ask." "Woman talks a blue streak." "Lively little gal." "You'll like working for Roy Taylor." "He's solid, Roy." "Yeah, Roy." "He's a good old boy." "He's got a little cabin down on Lake Kemp." "Got a crappie house, little boat." "Said I could use it whenever I want." "We ought to go down there some weekend." "Drink a little whiskey, fish some." "Get away, you know?" "That was right out of SMU." "I could've had my pick of pretty much any job in North Dallas." "So my pick was Neiman Marcus, which was a disaster because, honey, where clothes is concerned, I got no resistance." "I was spending more than I made." "More than Randall ever will make." "We come out here thinking that ranching was still big hats and Marlboros." "Boy, were we behind the times." "Hey there, Junior." "You ready?" "What do you think?" "Your daddy ever gonna see fit to settle down again?" "Don't know." "Maybe he's not the marrying kind." "You don't think so?" "Or you don't think I'm the one for him?" "You're good enough." "You don't say much, but you get your point across." "Sorry." "I didn't mean to be rude." "All right." "You're staying on your feet, cowboy." "Excuse me, darling." "So I'll pick you and Jenny up next weekend, after church." "Fine." "You all right?" "Yes." "Are you sure?" "Daddy, I was thinking, what with the new baby and all," "Ma and Monroe have been awful strict on me." "More on me than Jenny even." "I was thinking, maybe I could..." "Maybe I could come stay with you." "I'd be an awful good help, I know I would." "Now, you know I ain't set up for that." "With the roundup coming," "I won't ever be home." "It's all right, Daddy." "I'm not saying that I wouldn't..." "It's all right, I understand." "Well, see you on Sunday, then." "Bye." "Bye, sweetheart." "Going to snow tonight for sure." "Yup." "All this time and you ain't found nobody else to marry?" "I been putting the blocks to a good-looking little gal over in Riverton." "She's a waitress." "Wants to go to nursing school or something." "I don't know." "What about you and Lureen?" "Lureen's good at making hard deals in the machinery business but as far as our marriage goes, we could do it over the phone." "I kind of got this thing going with a ranch foreman's wife over in Rutters." "What?" "I'm bound to get shot by Lureen or her husband each time I slip off to see her." "You probably deserve it." "Tell you what." "The truth is," "sometimes I miss you so much, I can hardly stand it." "I guess I'll head up on to Lightning Flat." "See the folks for a day or two." "There's something I been meaning to tell you, bud." "Well, it's likely November before I can come out here again." "After we ship stock and before winter feeding starts again." "November." "What in the hell ever happened to August?" "Well..." "Christ, Ennis." "You know, you had a fucking week to say some little word about this." "Why is it we're always in the frigging cold?" "We ought to go south where it's warm, you know!" "We ought to go to Mexico." "Mexico?" "Hell, Jack, you know me." "About all the traveling I ever done is around a coffee pot, looking for the handle." "Come on, Jack." "Lighten up on me." "We can hunt in November." "Kill us a nice elk." "I'll try if I can get Don Wroe's cabin again." "We had a good time that year, didn't we?" "There's never enough time, never enough." "You know, friend, this is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation." "You used to come away easy." "Now it's like seeing the Pope." "Jack, I got to work." "In them earlier days, I'd just quit the job." "You..." "You forget what it's like being broke all the time." "You ever hear of child support?" "I'll tell you this, I can't quit this one and I can't get the time off." "It was hard enough getting this time." "The trade-off was August." "Well, you got a better idea?" "I did, once." "You did, once." "Well, have you been to Mexico, Jack Twist?" "'Cause I hear what they got in Mexico for boys like you." "Hell, yes, I've been to Mexico." "Is that a fucking problem?" "I'm going to tell you this one time, Jack fucking Twist." "And I ain't fooling." "What I don't know, all them things that I don't know could get you killed if I come to know them." "I ain't joking." "Yeah, well try this one, and I'll say it just once." "Go ahead!" "I'll tell you what." "We could have had a good life together." "Fucking real good life." "Had us a place of our own!" "But you didn't want it, Ennis." "So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain!" "Everything's built on that!" "That's all we got, boy." "Fucking all." "So I hope you know that, if you don't never know the rest!" "God damn it." "You count the damn few times that we have been together in nearly 20 years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on and then you ask me about Mexico and you tell me you'll kill me" "for needing something I don't hardly never get!" "You have no idea how bad it gets!" "And I'm not you!" "I can't make it on a couple of high-altitude fucks once or twice a year!" "You are too much for me, Ennis." "You son of a whoreson bitch!" "I wish I knew how to quit you!" "Then why don't you?" "Why don't you just let me be, huh?" "It's because of you, Jack, that I'm like this." "I'm nothing." "I'm nowhere." "It's okay." "Get the fuck off me!" "It's all right." "It's all right." "Damn you, Ennis." "I just can't stand this anymore, Jack." "Come on now, you're sleeping on your feet like a horse." "My mama used to say that to me when I was little." "And sing to me." "I got to go." "See you in the morning." "Excuse me." "Hey." "Ennis Del Mar." "Where you been?" "Here and there." "I left word for you with Steve at the ranch." "And you must've got those notes I left at your place." "Looks like I got the message, in any case." "Carl?" "Yeah, Carl's nice." "He even talks." "Good for you." "Yeah." "Good for me." "I don't get you, Ennis Del Mar." "I'm sorry." "I was probably no fun anyways, was I?" "Ennis, girls don't fall in love with fun." "Hello." "Hello, this is Ennis Del Mar." "Who?" "Who is this?" "Ennis Del Mar. I'm an old buddy of Jack's." "Jack used to mention you." "You're the fishing buddy or the hunting buddy, I know that." "Would have let you know what happened but I wasn't sure about your name or address." "Jack kept his friends' addresses in his head." "That's why I'm calling, to see what happened." "Oh, yeah." "Jack was pumping up a flat on the truck out on a back road, when the tire blew up." "The rim of the tire slammed into his face, broke his nose and jaw and knocked him unconscious on his back." "By the time somebody come along, he'd drowned in his own blood." "He was only 39 years old." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello." "Was he buried down there?" "We put a stone up." "He was cremated, like he wanted." "Half his ashes was interred here, the rest was sent up with his folks." "He use to say he wanted his ashes scattered on Brokeback Mountain, but I wasn't sure where that was." "I thought Brokeback Mountain might be around where he grew up." "Knowing Jack, it might be some pretend place where bluebirds sing and there's a whiskey spring." "No, ma'am, we was herding sheep on Brokeback one summer back in '63." "Well, he said it was his favorite place." "I thought he meant to get drunk." "He drank a lot." "Is his folks still up in Lightning Flat?" "They'll be there till the day they die." "Thank you for your time." "I sure am sorry." "We was good friends." "Get in touch with his folks." "I suppose they'd appreciate it if his wishes was carried out." "About the ashes, I mean." "Want a cup of coffee, don't you?" "Piece of cherry cake?" "Yes, ma'am, I'll have a cup of coffee but I can't eat no cake just now." "Thank you." "I feel awful bad about Jack." "Thank you." "I can't begin to tell you how bad I feel." "I knew him a long time." "I come by to say that if you want me to take his ashes up there on Brokeback like his wife said he wanted to, then I'll be happy to." "I'll tell you what." "I know where Brokeback Mountain is." "Thought he was too goddamn special to be buried in the family plot." "Jack used to say..." ""Ennis Del Mar," he used to say." ""I'm gonna bring him up here one of these days"" ""and we'll lick this damn ranch into shape."" "He had some half-baked notion the two of you was gonna move up here, build a cabin, help run the place." "Then, this spring, he got another fella gonna come up here with him," "build the place, help run the ranch." "Some ranch neighbor of his from down in Texas." "Gonna split up with his wife and come back here, so he says." "But, like most of Jack's ideas, never come to pass." "I kept his room like it was when he was a boy." "I think he appreciated that." "You are welcome to go up to his room, if you want." "Yeah, I'd like that." "Thank you." "Tell you what." "We got a family plot." "He's going in it." "Yes, sir." "You come back and see us again." "Thank you, ma'am." "Hey there, Junior." "Hey, Daddy." "Come here." "Like the car?" "Yeah." "Is it yours?" "It's Kurt's." "I thought you were seeing Troy." "Troy?" "Daddy, that was two years ago." "Troy still playing baseball?" "I don't know what he's doing." "I'm seeing Kurt now." "Well, what does Kurt do?" "Works out in the oil fields." "So he's a roughneck, huh?" "Yeah." "I guess you're 19, you can do whatever you want." "Isn't that right?" "Sure." "Daddy, you need more furniture." "Yeah, well, if you got nothing, you don't need nothing." "So, what's the occasion?" "Me and Kurt, we're getting married." "Well..." "So how long have you known this guy for?" "About a year." "Our wedding will be June 5, at the Methodist church." "Jenny will be singing and Monroe is gonna cater the reception." "Now this Kurt fella, he loves you?" "Yeah, Daddy." "He loves me." "Was hoping you'd be there." "Yeah." "I think I'm supposed to be on a roundup down near the Tetons." "You know what?" "I reckon they can find themselves a new cowboy." "My little girl, getting married." "To Alma and Kurt." "Jack, I swear..."

"We have changed the life of somebody in this room." "Oh, please not me." "I'm happy with my life the way it is." "I got tall, and my teeth came in nicely." "Yeah, we're not talking about you two." "Oh, no." "What'd you do?" "Oh, Lucas, in your whole history, we know what has always been your biggest regret." "Baaaah." "What's that?" "Why would you do that?" "Baaaah!" "You used to be a champion sheep rider at the mutton bustin' rodeo, until you fell off of Judy the sheep." "And then you gave up, but you never got over it." "That is my deepest, darkest secret." "No one knows I fell off Judy the sheep except..." "They made me, Lucas." "They made me." "How did they make you?" "I said, "Y'all wanna hear a great Lucas story?"" "They said, "yes."" "Okay, it doesn't matter." "I'm over it." "I don't think about that day at all." "I fell off that sheep so fast." "No one likes me." "Lucas, you can fix this." "Get back on that sheep and be a sheep champion." "We have made that possible." "How?" "How'd you make that possible?" "Show it to him." "Ride, Lucas!" "Ride, boy!" "We have entered you in... the annual mutton busting tournament!" "In Austin, Texas!" "In front of everybody you know." "Yay!" "You can't enter me in mutton busters." "You can't be over eight years old or over 55 pounds." "You are wrong, young Lucas." "We entered you last week and your application has been accepted." ""Congratulations, Lucas Friar." ""You are an official entry in this year's "Austin round up rodeo." ""You will be riding Tombstone the sheep."" "What?" "Tombstone?" "Oh, well, that's the end of you." "Why is it the end of him?" "What's the difference between riding Judy the sheep and Tombstone the sheep?" "Read it again." "Blah blah blah." "Over the age and weight limit for mutton busters." "Blah." "We have placed you in the adult rodeo where you will, blah, ride Tombstone the sheep." "Oh, you only got one word wrong." "Let's see if they find that one word." "Blah blah blah blahdy blah blah blah blah blahdy blah blah blah blah blahdy blah." "Oh, bull!" "Ah, she found it." "You signed me up to ride Tombstone the bull!" "Are you excited?" "What's the difference between riding a sheep and riding a bull?" "Death." "Death is the difference." "All right." "May we begin class?" "The railroad." "I don't get it." "What do you mean you don't get it, Farkle?" "How's the railroad tie into what's going on in our lives, hambone?" "You just gonna let him call you, "hambone," Matthews?" "The railroad allowed us to travel great distances." "The railroad allowed us to see how other people live." "When you see how other people live, it changes you." "And I like "hambone." It's cool." "Riley, rip it up before he finds out." "Who?" "He's gonna find out, and when he does, nothing will stop him." " Who?" " Oh, you'll know who." "You'll hear his big, booming voice." "He'll say somethin'..." "he'll say somethin' like... this country was built on railroads." "I myself, just arrived on the noon train from Austin, Texarkana and Arkadelphia." "Guess why I'm here." "Anybody?" "I'm here because I could not be more proud of my grandboy, Lucas." "Pappy Joe." "That's your Pappy Joe." "That's Pappy Joe." "Yes!" "More stuff!" "That right there is the first Friar that ever had the courage to ride the most ferocious creature in all of creation." "Are we talking about Judy the sheep, Pappy Joe?" "Judy the sheep!" "Remember when you fell off of Judy the sheep for about two seconds, boy?" "Remember that?" "And we all said "it was okay," 'cause you were only five years old." "So we said, "it was okay," but it wasn't okay, because you were a disgrace to the community and you dragged your family name through the mud hole right up to this day." "You put us in the mud hole, remember boy?" "Yes." "There is one moment in every man's life that shapes who he is forever." "My moment was Judy the sheep." "Well, you know what, Lucas Friar?" "Forgiven." "You get on that bull for more than three seconds and you will be the master of Tombstone the bull, and I'll tell you, "I love you."" "And that's somethin' I've never said to another human." "Can we talk about this?" "Time for talkin's over." "I got a permission slip." "Babineaux, got one for you, too." "Come on, boys." "Let's go ride." "Yeehaw!" "That slipped out." "You did this!" "Well, if I have to ride Tombstone the bull and die in front of everyone, at least it won't be in front of all my friends." "Surprise!" "Hey, it's all my friends." "Man, I look good in my "Welcome to Texas," Billy Buckaroo cowboy hat." "That ain't a hat." "That's teacup." "This is a hat." "How's it look?" "Not bad, Farkle." "Welcome home." "Well, look at you two little darlins." "Told you this was the best way to spend all of our allowance money on the first day." "Quit looking at us, huckleberry." "I'm sorry, Maya." "You look... good." "Oh, thanks." "Yeah, you both look good." "You know what this place needs?" "A bay window." "Bay window, right now." "What's a bay window?" "Oh, you know, a safe place where the girls have their private talks." "Oh, well then..." "I'll make sure those two stay right there, forever." " Pappy Joe!" "Pappy Joe!" "Pappy Joe!" " Whoa, whoa." "Don't be alarmed." "It's just Cletus." "Tombstone the bull gone crazy!" "He everywhere all over the place at the same time like one of them Houdini bulls." "Use your words, Cletus." "I am using my words, garducky." "Tombstone the bull gone bananahooey!" "I love him." "What did Tombstone the bull do?" "He done tore up the China shop, ironically." "It's true what them say." "You mean he broke out of his pen?" "Oh he brammoed the pen!" "What's them, a bay winder?" "Ah, that's Riley and Maya, Cletus." "Oh, well how dee doo." " Well how." " Dee." "Do." "Lukey." "Thissar lukey!" "Gah!" "Oh!" "Wait, did they get Tombstone back in his pen, Cletus?" "Yessir." "We shot him fulla sleepy juice, but I seen the look in them red eyes just afore he went nighty night." "And when he wake up, huh-huuurr!" "What?" "Huh-huuurr!" "Oh." "What?" "Huh-huuurrr!" "I know it's early, but my life is complete." "Well, thankee." "No, thank-ee." "All I know is, I feel sorry for the po' fool gonna ride on Tombstone." "Did I tell you what he done did today?" "Lucas is gonna ride old Tombstone in the rodeo, Cletus." "Oh." "Oh." "Oh no." "Lukey..." "Lukey..." "Bye, lukey." "Goodbye." "Welcome, once again, to the Austin roundup rodeo." "I will ride you." "I will ride you for more than three seconds." "I will be the master of Tombstone the bull." "All right, how bad is this gonna be?" "Great." "I will ride you." "I will be the master of Judy the sheep." "Yeah, that's right, Judy." "It's me." "You leave me alone!" "Good luck, Friar." "Good luck, McCullough." "Y'all be sure to stop by our air conditioned refreshment tent." "Oh, hi." "Hey." "Uh, yeah." "I just saw Tombstone the bull, and, uh, why do you hate me?" "Come on, a bull is just a man cow." "You're a-scared of a man cow." "A-moooo." "You two have never actually seen a bull, have you?" "No." "What we'd like to see are some cold drinks inside an air conditioned refreshment tent." "Oh, lookee here." "I just think you may react differently when you actually see a man cow." "Oh, boy." "It's hotter out here than my mamma's barbecue sauce." "Hey, Zay." "What are you watching?" "Not anything you want to see." "Hey there, rodeo fans." "Now, for your viewing pleasure, some of last year's greatest hits." "These, here, are what we call "love taps."" "I don't want you going anywhere near that bull." "Yeah, that makes two of us." "I want you to take off that stupid outfit, and I wanna get outta here." " Maya." " I saw the bull." "I don't think the bull knows this is supposed to be fun." "Okay, Maya, let's not shake Lucas' confidence." "You can do this, right?" "You can just ride a bull for four seconds and win the master of Tombstone award?" "Lucas is gonna need a Tombstone." "There isn't gonna be any more Lucas." "He's going to do great, Maya." "Zay, tell him, "he's going to do great."" " You'll do great." " Truth." "You're gonna die." "I believe in you." "I believe that you can do anything you want to." "Riley, why do you want him to do this?" "Because this is better than riding Judy the sheep, and I don't want him to be a disgrace to his community anymore." "Well, I don't actually think that I'm a disgrace to the community." "You are." "I've been talking to people." "They have long memories around here." "Baaaah." "See?" "I have to do this." "Okay, then go out there." "Be the hero I know you are." "Thank you, Riley." "The mutton busters are getting ready to ride, then it's you, Lucas." "Make us proud, boy." " Friar." " McCullough." "I'm talking to young Friar." "So, you fixin' to ride again, huh?" " That's right." " Well..." "Don't think about last time." "You don't want that in your head." "Let's watch my grandson, Timmy master Judy the sheep." "Oh, you were about two seconds on Judy the sheep, as I recall." "But don't let that be in your head." "How come you ain't out there with your grandson?" "Well, then I wouldn't have the pleasure of watching him right in front of your face." "And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's mutton bustin' time!" "And here they come, the mutton busters!" "And now, everybody's favorite, Judy the sheep, who will be ridden this year by Timmy McCullough." "That's my grandson!" "And the gate opens, and Timmy McCullough holding on!" "No, he's not." "Ha ha!" "That's his grandson!" "Pappy Joe!" "Sorry, Riley." "Stereotypical cultural reduction's all I have left." "And now, for the event you've all been waiting for, bull ridin'!" "And this year, will we finally have a master of Tombstone?" "The record on Tombstone is three point seven seconds." "Will someone finally beat it?" "But first, riding buttercup, is, Eddie Callaway!" "Oh!" "Eddie, that had to hurt." "Looks like Eddie's gonna have himself a little lay down for a moment." "Are you out of your mind?" "Lucas, you're serious, right?" "You can seriously do this." "Yeah." "I learned from the best, actually." " Who's the best?" " Eddie Callaway." "Coming up, our main event." "Lucas Friar tangles with Tombstone." "Why you're here, boy." "Lucas, look at me." "If you do this..." "I will never speak to you again." " Maya." " Riley, why are you for this?" "Because I want him to succeed." "I want him to make his grandfather proud." "You're not proud of him if he doesn't do this?" "I think you have a fine grasp of the general situation, yeah." "In my opinion, it's about facing life, which runs harder than any bull." "You gotta face your fears." "You ride them, or they ride you." "I'll never speak to you again." "Maya, what..." "Why would she do this?" "I don't know, but I'm about to find out." "Riley, I'd..." "I'd kinda like you to watch." "Then I will." "All right, as we know, buttercup the bull ain't no Tombstone the bull, but buttercup, as you can see, has sent Eddie Callaway on a little vacation." "Bon voyage, Eddie." "And now, the main event." "Let's welcome Lucas Friar into the riding ring." "You can do this, Lucas!" "You can do anything!" "This bull is nothing!" "That's the bull?" "That's Lucas Friar right there climbing up onto Tombstone." "Let's see how old Tombstone feels about that." "Lucas, tell the bull you want to be a veterinarian!" "It's your only hope!" "I'm gonna be a veterinarian." "He doesn't care!" "Lukey!" "It's me, garducky!" "Cletus, you gotta get outta here." "I'm gonna distract Tombstone." "He gonna forget all about you and come after me." "That's my plan." "Bah la la la la." "Well, can't do nothin' if he won't listen to reason." "Here we go, folks." "Time for the moment of truth." "Okay, Tombstone, just you and me." "Whoo!" "And the gate opens!" "Oh!" "Lucas!" "Lucas, are you okay?" "Lucas, get up!" "I stayed on for, like, 30 seconds." "Yeah." "Yeah, I knew you could." "Look, you did it." "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, that is an official time!" "He's done it!" " Let's hear it!" " Lukey!" "I'm proud of you, lukey." "We all are, boy." "I never seen nothing like it in my life." "Wanna hold onto this for safe keeping?" "I'd be honored." "I'll keep it shinin' like the sun, garducky." "Ladies and gentlemen, Lucas Friar!" "The new master of Tombstone!" "Hey, hold on a minute." "Timmy, you did good out there." "All right, you tried hard." "Tombstone is tough, but he is no Judy the sheep." "Sometimes you get thrown." "Don't let it throw you." "Understand me?" "Thanks, Lucas." "That was a fine ride, son." "Thank you, sir." "Friar." "McCullough." "So he's all right." "He was wonderful." "How are you?" "I couldn't watch." "I don't know why, I just..." "I couldn't watch." "I know why." "I know that you think I love him like a brother." "You know?" "I know that you've thought that for a while." "Riles, whatever you feel, that's up to you." "I..." "Maya, it's up to you to tell me whatever you feel." "You shouldn't be afraid to tell me anything." "You're my sister, and I've always wanted a sister." "Me too." "Sisters should tell each other their secrets, don't you think?" "You couldn't watch him..." "Because you were afraid something would happen to him." "Because you like him." "You make fun of him, because you like him." "And you've never told me that, either." "Well, you're right." "I love him like a brother." "That's how I love him." "I really do wish I grew up with you guys, Lucas." "You just did, Farkle." "Yeah, from now on, it's always been the three of us." "Hey Lucas, can I talk to you?" "Actually, I have something to say to you, Riley." "If it wasn't for you, I don't know if I would have got on that bull, and if it wasn't for you..." "I don't know if I would have survived in New York." "You're really important to me." "You are really important to me too, Lucas." "We've always been really good at talking to each other, but we've never been too good at holding hands." "And then we tried being a couple and we couldn't even talk to each other." "I don't want that." "I want to know you're always there to talk to." "You're my brother, Lucas, and I'm your sister." "That's what you think we are?" "That's what I think we are." "I love you, Lucas, and now I know how." "How do you feel about him, Maya?"

"Subtitles:" "Luís Filipe Bernardes" "This is Boston." "Boston, Massachusetts, in the year of our Lord 1924." "Down in Washington, Calvin Coolidge... has just been informed of his nomination for President." "And, with the arrangement of no one, has chosen to run." "Up in Albany, Al Smith once again has called on Congress... to legalize beer and light wines." "But King Volstead still says uh-uh." "Meanwhile, back in Boston, Miss Hannah Adams is very, very late." " Hannah Adams, please." " Oh, yes, Miss Adams." "Yes, I think you've one in the first row this time." " Thank you!" " You certainly must like this show." "Yes..." "I do." "Just a minute, lady." "First aisle." "# Here comes the professor now #" "# How do you do?" "#" "# For you #" "# How do you do?" "#" "# For you #" "# Students, dear students, #" "# My very attractive and slightly impudents #" "# Pupils, dear pupils, #" "# Long on looks and short on scruples. #" "# How do you do?" "#" "# For you #" "# A Vassar miss displays her greatness #" "# Sophisticateness by being up # # on up-to-dateness #" "# A Vassar girl befriends and defends the latest trends #" "# In Apparel, in Literature, in Art, # # in Music and in Dance. #" "# So lend your mental photography #" "# To the story of this new choreography #" "# If you are quizzical #" "# As to the physical aspects # # of this terpsichorean exhibition #" "# Then don't minimize posture #" "# And do emphasize physicians #" "# If there'll be the epitome, # # the quintessence of... #" "# Ballet!" "#" "# So take your brisée #" "# And your pas de bourrée #" "# And your tour jeté #" "# And... #" "# Throw 'em away #" "# For here is the drag, see how it goes #" "# Down on the heels, up on the toes #" "# That's the way to do the Varsity Drag #" "# Hotter the hot, newer than new #" "# Meaner than mean and bluer than blue #" "# Gets as much applause as waving the flag!" "# You can pass many a class, # # whether you're dumb or wise, #" "# If you'll all answer the call # # when your professor cries: #" "# "Everybody down on the heels, # # up on the toes, #" "# Stay after school and learn how it goes, #" "# Everybody do the Varsity Drag!" "#" " Maybe he's stopping there." " Let's hurry and get a cab." "Gesundheit." "Thank you." "You should have brought your umbrella." "Say, speaking of umbrellas, do you know a place around here a fellow can get a good steak for dinner?" "No... not exactly." "Maybe some nice seafood, some spaghetti, anything just as long as it isn't baked beans." "Not that I've got anything against your famous baked beans, understand?" "In fact I'm a great admirer of beans." "I regard them as a bulwark of our civilization." "But after three weeks of steady diet, oh..." "I know... a... a... a... achoo!" "You'd better go home and soak your feet... in a hot mustard bath." "You're catching cold." "Ah, this isn't gonna let up." "Well, been nice seeing you." "Wait, wait!" "I do know a place where they serve a good home-cooked dinner." " You do?" " Yes, I'll show you, if you like." "I like." "Oh no... it's the other way." "Well, what are we going this way for?" "Oh, I'm so sorry." "Excuse me." "We couldn't have picked a nice thin guy, could we?" "Of course I wasn't actually born in a dressing-room." "Dad did get Mom to the hospital in time." "He always says that if she had stayed on the stage... two minutes longer in that deathbed scene... she'd have been the most sensational Camille in show business." "Are you sure there's a place around here to eat?" " Oh, yes." " Yeah?" "Doesn't look much like a restaurant neighborhood to me." " Where are we anyhow?" " Louisburg." "Louisburg?" "You mean we're not even still in Boston?" " Oh no, I mean this is Louisburg Square." " Oh." "People who live up here think this is just about all there is to Boston." "Well, one thing, I certainly have walked up an appetite." " How much farther is it?" " This is it right here." "This?" "Hey, kind of exclusive, ain't it?" "Well, to tell you the truth, I..." " Oh, hello, Father." " Good evening, Hannah." " Father, this is Mr. O'Connor." " Mr. O'Connor." " My father, Professor Adams." " Professor Adams, nice to know you." "Mr. O'Connor... is having dinner..." "with us tonight, Father." "Really?" "Well, splendid, splendid." "Come in, Mr. O'Connor." "Thank you, sir." " Oh no, after you, sir." " Thank you." "Here, let me have your hat, young man." " Thank you, sir." " Tell Mother I'll be right in, Hannah." " I will, Father." " Uh... won't you come in?" " Uh-huh." "This joint looks okay." " Good evening, Mother." " Oh, good evening, dear." "Mother, this is Mr. O'Connor." "He's going to have dinner with us." "Oh..." "How do you do, Mr. O'Connor." "We're very happy to have you." "Thank you." "It's very nice to be here." " Father will be right in." " Yes, dear." " Excuse me." " And this is my aunt Jane, from Salem." "Where the witches come from." "Good evening, young man." "Good evening." "And this is my brother." " Mark, this is Mr. O'Connor." " Hi." "I got New York." "Coolidge is making a speech." "Yeah, what about?" " Sir?" " I said what about." "I don't know, but whatever it is, he's against it." "He's probably talking about sin again." "Yeah." "Will you excuse me for a minute?" "I'll be right back." "Don't be long, dear." "Dinner's almost ready." "Yes, Mother." " Won't you sit down, Mr. O'Connor." " Thank you." "Did you ring for me, ma'am." "Oh, yes, set another place, Elizabeth." "Mr. O'Connor is having dinner with us." "Mr. O'Connor?" "Oh, yes, ma'am." "Did you go to the symphony this afternoon too, Mr. O'Connor?" "No, I didn't know there was a symphony this afternoon." "Oh, yes." "That's where Hannah's been, didn't she tell you?" "No, she didn't mention it." "That's strange." "The symphony seems to be the only thing Hannah's interested in lately." "You know, Mark's very interested in music too." "He's studying piano." "Yes, I'm afraid I'm the only unmusical one in the family, Mr. O'Connor." "Like General Grant, I know only two tunes." "One is Yankee-Doodle, the other isn't." " Sorry to be so long." " That's all right, dear." "Well, hello!" "Sit down, dear." "We were just discussing music." "Yes, your mother and I were wondering how you enjoyed the symphony this afternoon." "Symphony?" "Why, I..." "Yes, she was surprised that you hadn't mentioned it." "Perhaps she didn't mention it because she didn't go to the symphony this afternoon." "Didn't go?" "Perhaps she went to see The Girl from Vassar again." "Aunt Jane, how did you know?" "I'm not exactly a recluse." "I saw you there last Wednesday." "You... you... you did?" "Ogling Mr. O'Connor along with the rest of the flappers." "No kidding?" "How did you like the show?" "Young man, you're a guest in my brother's house." "I prefer not to answer that." "Oh, so you're an actor, Mr. O'Connor." "Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say that." "He's what they call a hoofer." "Oh, how interesting." "But Hannah, dear, I still don't quite understand," " How did you and Mr. O'Connor..." " Meet?" "Well, Mrs. Adams I can explain..." "No, no, I'll tell her." "You see, Mother, we were just standing there and and he asked me if I knew a place where he could get a new steak." " A what, dear?" " It was raining, Mrs. Adams..." " He said he was tired of eating..." " You know how it is in a strange town." "And besides, Mother, you're always talking about Boston hospitality and I just thought it would be nice to bring him home." " Yes, dear, of course..." " I suppose I ought to apologize, Mrs. Adams." "You see, I really thought this was a restaurant." " A restaurant?" " Yes, a place where you eat." "Oh." "Well, personally, I can't see that any great harm has been done." "Hannah appears to have behaved very humanly, if not very properly." "While Mr. O'Connor here..." "Seems to be chiefly guilty of trying to get himself a good dinner for nothing." "Well, I guess that about covers it." "Well, it is quite all right, I suppose." "Yes indeed." "Glad to have you." "Dinner is served." "Oh, thank you, Elizabeth." " Won't you come in, Mr. O'Connor?" " Yes, thank you, Mrs. Adams." " After you, sir." " Thank you." "We got by that all right, now I have to fool all these thanks." "Mr. O'Connor, I do hope you like Boston baked beans." "Beans?" "Oh, it's my favorite dish." "Oh, that's nice." "Hannah, dear, sit there." "Sorry to eat and run like this, Mrs. Adams, but you know how it is, the show must go on." "Unfortunately." " Thank you for a very nice dinner." " It's been a pleasure having you, Mr. O'Connor." "Oh, my hat, yes, thank you." " Good night, young man." " Good night, Professor, nice to have met you." " Good night." " Good night." "Look, young lady, let me give you a piece of advice." "In the future you'd better be careful of the kind of guys you pick up." "First thing you know you're gonna bump into one of those cads... that'll try and date you up on lunch tomorrow." "You know what that sort of thing leads to." " Will you?" " Will I what?" "Have lunch with me tomorrow." "Why, I couldn't possibly do that." " What time?" " Twelve o'clock." "Well, I don't think my mother would like it." " Where?" " Copley Plaza." "Oh, yeah, and another thing." "You'd better watch your step or one of these fresh guys might even lose his head... and try and kiss you good night." "Like that." "# You're my everything #" "# Underneath the sun #" "# You're my everything #" "# Rolled up into one #" "Perfect, isn't it." "Only record I ever made." "It's wonderful." "But..." "I can't tell which one is you." "Sure... you'll hear it." "I'll tell you when." "# ... personality #" "Be sure and put those flowers in the ice box when you get home." "You can wear them when we go to dinner tonight." "Oh, I can't tonight." "We always go to Uncle Edward's for dinner on Monday nights." "Uncle Edward's, huh?" "Yes, we've been going every Monday night for years." "Just think what a relief it'll be for Uncle Edward... when you don't show up tonight." " Oh, Tim." " I'll pick you up at 6:30." "Oh no, I can't, I shouldn't." "Shh. here it is right now." "It's right at the end if this phrase the orchestra comes in and you'll hear it." "Now." "Right here." "# Because I love you #" " There, that's me." " Oh, it's beautiful!" "Miss Adams, there's a new album of Chopin's 18th," "I think you'll find it quite good" " We don't want anything good." " No, we don't want anything good." "Oh no, I mean..." "This, this one is wonderful." " But you always liked it..." " Later, huh?" "we'll finish this record and we'll come out and see you right away." "I sing it again right now, here..." "Right after 'darling is a pretty thing'." "# Because I love you #" "# You're my everything #" "I still can't understand why that record didn't sell." "Wait for me, will you?" " Yeah, I'll get turned around." "Okay." "I left you a ticket for the matinee tomorrow." "I'll meet you outside right afterwards." "I won't be there tomorrow." "What do you mean you won't be there?" "This is next to our last matinee.." "we're closing Saturday night." "I... don't think we ought to see each other again." "Hey, what is this?" "Well, you said yourself it can't mean anything." "Oh, you're crazy." "I never said anything like that." " All I said was..." " That we live in two different worlds." " Well, yes we do, but..." " Then what are we arguing about?" "I'm not arguing." "All I'm saying is that I don't see why we can't go on... seeing each other as long as I'm here." "I'd rather not, Tim." "Then you want this to be goodbye?" "Well isn't it?" "Will you kiss me good night?" "If you want me to." "I don't suppose I have to tell you how swell it's been knowing you." " Back to the hotel." " Right." "The misses Adams, I suppose." "Tim!" "Sit down." "I was beginning to think you hadn't gotten my note." "I got it right here next to my heart." " How are you, Hannah?" " I'm fine, but I..." "What would you like?" "We're having tea and crumpets." "I'll have tea and crumpets, so the Lord help me." " Waiter, bring another cup." " Yes, ma'am." "Well, I suppose you're wondering what this is all about." "You can't shoot a man for wondering." "Very well, Mr. O'Connor, just what are your intentions toward my niece?" " My what?" " Aunt Jane!" "You've been seeing her practically every afternoon and night since you1ve met." "Either your intentions are honorable or aren't they?" " Certainly they're honorable, but..." " But you don't want to marry her." " Aunt Jane!" " Yes or no?" "Well, I don't know... that is, not exactly." "What do you mean not exactly?" "Well, I guess I didn't mean not exactly..." "Before you go getting some highfalutin notions, Mr. O'Connor, let me tell you something about this girl." "She's an eleventh generation Bostonian." "Seven of her male ancestors in a straight line, including the tomb that came over in the Mayflower were Ministers of the Gospel." "The other four were professors of Greek at Harvard." " Aunt Jane, he's not interested in that." " Look at her." "Any fool can see that she was cut out to marry a man of family and position." "Well, that's exactly what I told her." "Are you going to tell me you're such a man?" "Oh no, I certainly am not." "My grandfather was an Irish cop." "Irish!" "My mother and father now they've retired from the stage... and run a sort of pay-as-you-can theatrical boarding house in Jersey City." "And yet you deliberately set out to make this child... fall in love with you with a background like that?" "Wait a minute, you've got a lot of nerve talking about me and my background." "Maybe my family don't have a lot of money and never learned Greek and don't run around with a lot of la-di-das from Park Avenue and Louisburg Square but... they've always been pretty swell people and a lot of fun." "Who do you think you are anyway?" "Young man, I like you." "I like the way you stand up for your family." "You may not have any blue blood in you, but at least you've got blood." "Aunt Jane, how could you do such a horrid thing?" " Thank you, that will be all." " Yes, madam." "Of course you two won't believe it... any more than you can believe at your age that I was ever young." "But I fell in love with a matinee idol in my day too." "But I was a Massachusetts Adams." "I had to be rushed off to Europe to forget him." "By the time I'd gotten back I let my father talk me into thinking... the whole thing was an hallucination." "Is that what you're going to let this be?" "Do you think I'd marry him now after what you've said?" "Oh, fiddlesticks, we're talking about something important." "Your whole life." "What difference does it make how it's settled as long as it's settled?" "Well?" "Don't you think Hannah's mother and father might have something to say about this?" "Of course they'll have something to say about it." "Parents always do, but they always manage to calm down once it's done." "Well, make up your minds if you got any while I go powder my nose." "And don't think I care what you do." "You can both end up old maids so far as I'm concerned." "I..." "I feel just awful about Aunt Jane." "About what she said." "I'm not worrying about her, the point is..." "She had no right to say such things." "You don't have to marry me." "I don't have to marry anybody." "Besides, what makes you think I'd marry you?" " Why, I wouldn't marry you now if..." " Oh be quiet, I'm trying to think." "Well, I wouldn't." "Any more than you'd marry me." "Do you know how much I make a week?" "Just wait until I get Aunt Jane..." "How am I supposed to support a wife on that these days?" "Steaks 30c a pound, eggs 22c a dozen." "Then I'll have to pay your railroad fare, your hotel bill..." "What did you say?" "I said it wouldn't be fair to ask any girl to live on what I make." "Oh, but I..." "I wouldn't cost much." " The laundry..." " I'd do the laundry." "I could learn to cook." "Of course there's always a chance they might be able to use you in the chorus." "Me?" "On the stage?" " What's the matter with the stage?" " Oh, nothing." "Only I can't sing or dance." "What's that got to do with being a chorus girl?" "Besides, you... you don't love me." "Who said I didn't?" " Well, you never said you did." " Of, for the love of Mike, do you think I'd have wasted all this time if I didn't love you?" "But you never said." "Haven't you got eyes, can't you see that I love you?" "Yes, can't you see?" "It's written all over him." "Well, go ahead, kiss the man." "Or do I have to do that for you too?" "Go on." "Aunt Jane, do you know you're a swell gal?" "I agree with you, young man." "To prove it I've just arranged your wedding for you." "I've even ordered the rings and the flowers." "A woman after me ol' hide." "And just to show you how much we appreciate it, we're going to let you pay for the whole shebang... as a wedding present." "Go ahead." "# Students, dear students #" "# My very attractive and slightly impudents #" "# Pupils, dear pupils #" "# Long on looks and short on scruples. #" "# How do you do?" "#" "# For y... #" "# A Boston Miss just dropped her apples #" "# Don't worry, baby, it often 'happles' #" "You know, I liked that, I think I'll keep it in." "# A Vassar girl befriends and defends the latest trends #" "# In Apparel, in Literature, in Arts, in Music and in Dance #" "# So lend your mental photography #" "# To the story of this new choreography #" "# If you are quizzical #" "# As to the physical aspects of this terpsichorean exhibition #" "# Then don't minimize posture #" "# And do emphasize physicians... #" "Because I love you." "Tim!" "So this is why you snuck off to after the matinee, is it?" "I meant it to be a surprise." " Look, I'm making biscuits." " Are you now?" "Well, you're not gonna frighten me with any of your cooking." "I'll be after eating some other time, I will." " Some other time?" " Yeah, come out here." "I want you to meet somebody." " Hannah, this is Mr. Eddie Pflum." " How are you, Mrs. O'Connor?" " Hello..." "Oh, I'm terribly sorry!" " Think nothing of it." "Come on, baby, get your hat and coat." "We're going to take Mr. Pflum out for dinner." " Oh but, Tim, dinner's almost ready." " Well, we'll eat it for breakfast." "This is sort of special." "Oh, well..." "Well, as long as we're going out for dinner," " ..." "I guess I'd better turn off the oven." " You do that, little thing." "Excuse me." "Wait a minute." "What is that that smells so good?" " Why, it's lamb chops." " Wouldn't have one in my name, would you?" " Well, we have four." " What do you say we eat right here?" "Uh..." "I'm not sure you'd like my biscuits." "Lady, I'd love your biscuits." "Now, let's not rush into things." "You get mighty good biscuits down at the Farmer House too, you know." "Listen, when you eat in restaurants and hotels as much as I do," "Okay, brother, you asked for it." "Don't worry, honey, we've got plenty of bicarbonate of soda in the house." " Here, let me help you with that." " Thanks." "Now, if you'll excuse me." "I'll go and finish up with the biscuits." " Wait a minute." "Shall we tell her?" " Why not?" "No, she might ruin our blue plate special, better wait." " What?" " Just as you say." "If you want to wash up, it's right through here." "Tim!" "Tim, don't do that to me!" "You know I hate secrets." " You'll find out in time." " I want to know now." "Oh you do, huh?" "Okay, Mr. Pflum, you heard what the lady said." "Tell her." "All right, Mrs. O'Connor, how would you like to go to Hollywood?" "Hollywood?" "What will we do in Hollywood?" "Well, believe it or not, baby, Mr. Pflum is a talent scout... for one of the biggest studios out there." "And he seems to think that Mrs. O'Connor's little Tim..." " ...might do pretty good in the cinema." " In movies?" "I caught the show this afternoon, Mrs. O'Connor..." "I've a hunch this husband of yours has a real chance in pictures." "Of course I pointed out to Mr. Pflum I'm a song and dance man, not an actor." "But what's my opinion against his?" "It might not be bad, huh?" "Have a little swimming pool running around the house, some little old diamond bracelets climbing up your arm." "Oh, Tim, it's wonderful." "But what about the Girl from Vassar?" "Oh, we get a Yale man to take care of her." "Of course we'll pay your railroad fare and all your expenses... during his tests, Mrs. O'Connor." "Sure, and if the worst comes to the worst, we can always starve." "Oh, I'm not worried about that." "You'll be as good as anybody that got out there, even better." "Why sure, I'll be bigger than Valentino and Tom Mix rolled into one." "Why, I'll be another Rin-Tin-Tin." "Oh!" "Oh, heavens!" "Don't worry, Mr. Pflum, she's a pretty quick dresser." "We can still make the Farmer House." "# California, here I come #" "# Right back where I started from #" "# Open up that Golden Gate!" "#" "# California, California, # # California, here I come!" "#" "All right now, go get in there!" "Mix it up, give me lots of action!" "Step it up in there!" "Keep your swords moving!" "Let 'em have it, men!" "Let 'em have it now!" "Get up in there, take his place!" "You guys better keep those swords moving!" "Yeah, mix it up, mix it up!" "That's it!" "Faster, faster, faster, faster!" "That's it!" "This isn't a tea party!" "Let's see that action go in there!" "Keep it going!" "Fine!" "Cut!" "Let him have a cigarette case and lighter, will you?" "Here you are." "Now take it easy, old boy." " Well, big boys, we're ready." " Stand by, now!" "Good afternoon, Mr. Mercer." "Hello, Joe, what's going on here?" "We're making a test with that new musical comedy man that Pflum brought out." " Have you met him?" " No, but I'd like to." "Oh, Mr. O'Connor, old boy." "Mr. Mercer, this Mr. O'Connor." " How are you, Mr. O'Connor?" " I'm fine, thank you, sir." "Mr. Mercer, you know, is the head of our studio." "Yes, I do." "This is Mrs. O'Connor, Mr. Mercer." " Hello, Mr. Mercer." " How do you do, little lady?" "Well, go right ahead, don't let me stop you." " Good luck, O'Connor." " Thank you, sir." "Very nice meeting you." "I'll see you later, Joe." "Right-o." "All right, kids, that's it, everybody." "Now take it easy, old man." "It's all perfectly simple." "Now you just stand right there." "Of course I'll be talking to you all the time." "Will you go away?" "And then you just do exactly what I tell you." "You too!" "And remember, perfectly natural at all times." "And of course, never look directly into the lens." "You understand that, of course." "All right, boys, we're ready." "Camera!" "All right, take out a cigarette." "Tap it." "Oh, very good, very good." "Now the lighter." "And you light it." "Why doesn't somebody get one of those things that works?" "Well, never mind." "All right, now you hear something." "Listen. it's an ominous sound." "Footsteps." "Easy now, easy..." "Now they're going past you." "No, behind you." "All right, now they're gone." "We got rid of them." "All right, now light the cigarette... if you can." "Very sophisticated." "It worked." "All right, now let it come slowly out in curls." "Oh, very good." "Just a little more curly." "Oh, very good." "Yes..." "Cut!" "Very good, old boy, very good." "Yes." "Now the important thing is your romantic quality." "Now, could you hold a woman in your arms, could you kiss her?" "I haven't had any complaints lately." "Well, that's the secret of success in motion pictures." "Your appeal." "The rest is inconsequential." "Now let me think." "Ah... could I borrow you for a moment, darling?" " Oh, Mr. Mercer, I couldn't, I..." " Oh yes, you could it's all very simple, all you have to do is stand right there next to him." "You see, I'm only interested in his reactions." "Well, that's fine." "Now, my dear boy, er..." " May I be you for a moment?" " Sure." "Would you stand over there?" "Watch me." "Darling, I adore you." "I love you." "You're my very life." "Tell me, tell me that you love me, too." "Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't help it, I..." "I realize it must all seem very silly to you, my dear, but I can assure you this is very serious business." "I know, I'm terribly sorry." "Go ahead, make love to her." "Okay, boys." "Get ready." " Cut." " Camera!" "Action." "What do I say?" "Cut." "You can say anything you wish." "My dear boy, I'm only interested in your expression." "You see, in motion pictures it's the pantomime, the expression that counts." "On the stage you have your speaking voice, your singing voice, all of which helps." "But in motion pictures, it's how you look to the camera." "You can say anything." "Oh, okay." "Camera." "Action." "What are you trying to do, wreck my career?" "Just when I'm learning how to be a great lover... you have to go and giggle." "I'm sorry, darling." "What ever possessed me to fall for a dame like you anyhow?" "My romantic quality?" "I suppose you think I like to take you in my arms like this... and kiss you." "Honey, I'm the luckiest guy that ever walked home... when a silly little flatfoot had any more brains... than pick up a hungry hoofer." "Are you sorry I did?" "Sure, I'm sorry." "So sorry that I adore you." "I'm crazy about you." "I adore you too." "Great lover." "Cut!" "Cut." "# You oughta be in pictures #" "# Oh, what a hit you would be #" "Tim!" "How was it?" "Did they like it?" " Sensational!" " Oh, I told you so." " What did they say?" " Well, to quote Mr. Mercer..." " Who's he?" " The head of the studio, you dumbbell, you remember you met him." " Oh, oh yes!" " Well, anyway, it's slightly colossal." " The old boy's insane about it." " Oh, Tim, that's wonderful." "When do you start working?" "Well, that's the funny part." "I don't." "You don't?" " But you just said..." " That it was the greatest test they ever saw?" "Sure." "Only it seems they weren't talking about me." " It's you." " Me?" "With your puss, Mrs. O'Connor," "I am reliably informed that within six months... half the babies in America will be named after you." "Oh, you're joking!" "And what's more, they've got a part... that's just crying for somebody like you." "Somebody different." "Mr. Mercer personally guarantees me it'll make you a star overnight." "Oh, who cares what he says?" "What about you?" "Oh, they were very, very polite to me." "You know, "Of course, old man, there just doesn't seem to be anything at the moment..."" ""... but if anything comes up, we'll call you." " Then they pressed seventeen buttons..." " Oh, they're crazy." "I won't let them do this to you." "I'm not an actress, I'm..." "A personality, that's what I keep driving at." "That's what they want in pictures." "Look, do you realize that you photograph like a million bucks even without makeup?" "Think of what you'll look like when they get through with you." "And you don't have to act." "Nobody even hears your voice." "All you have to do is make faces." "I won't do it." "I won't let them treat you like this." "Now wait a minute." "Let's stop right there." "Nobody's doing anything to me." "I ought to have my head examined even thinking about going to the movies." "I'm a hoofer, I can get all the jobs I want." "I don't need a director and a cameraman to tell where to put my feet either." "Now you go on in there and powder your nose and put on something real glamorous... cause we're going over to that studio and you're going to sign a contract... for more dough than you..." "What's the matter?" " Tim, I can't do it." " Why can't you do it?" " Well, I..." " Well I what?" " There's another reason." " All right, what's the other reason?" "I'm..." "I'm going to have a baby." "A baby?" "You're kidding." "Why, honey, that's..." "Uh, wait a minute..." "Why didn't you tell me before?" "Why..." "I was afraid you might not want one." "Want one?" "Why, that's the one thing I've always wanted." "I wouldn't take a billion bucks for this." "At least a million." "You're my everything underneath the sun." "Tim, what are you going to do?" "You'll see." "You're my everything..." "Hi, Papa." " Tim..." " Operator, this is Tim O'Connor, room 307." "I want to place a couple of long-distance calls." "One to Mrs. Timothy O'Connor Senior in Jersey City, New Jersey... and the other one to Mrs. Jonathan Adams in Louisburg Square in Boston Massachusetts." " Tim." " Just a minute, there's another one." " Tim, please, I've got to talk to you." " I'll say you have." " When's it gonna be?" " That's what I've got to talk to you about." "I don't expect it to be for several years." " Yes..." " Several what?" "Well, I didn't mean I was going to have a baby now." "I just meant that I hoped to have one sometime... in the next few years." "Never mind those calls, operator." "Cancel them." "I'm sorry." "Tim..." " So you want to play, huh?" " No, Tim!" " I only meant that..." " I'll teach you to play gags on me." "I only meant that if I got to be a movie star..." "No!" "Tim, you leave me alone!" "And now you're..." " Oh, Mildred, don't forget that costume." " No, I won't." "Good evening, Mrs. O'Connor." "There's a long-distance call for you from Chicago." " They're waiting." " Oh, wonderful!" "Thank you, Della." "Hello?" "Yes, this is Mrs. O'Connor." "Hello, darling." "No, I just this minute got home." "I'm all out of breath." "It's just been one of those days." "How are you, darling?" "I'm okay." "Guess I called a little early, huh?" "Seems like I never care to remember this difference in time." " Love me?" " Oh, Tim, you know I do." "But a lot of good that's doing us." "You working in a Chicago nightclub 2000 miles away." " We might as well not be married." " Yeah." "Do you realize I haven't seen you for over a month?" "Oh, I know, darling." "Can't you get away for just a little while?" "Even a week maybe?" "I don't see how, baby." "Not while we're packing them in here." "Well, what about you?" "I thought they promised you a vacation... after you finished the last picture." "Well, they did." "But they want Ryan to play opposite me." "And this is the only time he's going to be available this year." "We've got to start this one right away." "Well, maybe we'll get together on our Golden Anniversary." "I gotta go now, honey." "The dinner show goes on in a few minutes." "I'll call you day after tomorrow." "Good night, hotcha girl." "Good night, sweetheart." "Thanks for calling." "Good night, darling." "# I may be wrong but #" "# I think you're wonderful #" "# I may be wrong #" "# But I think you're swell #" "# I like your style, say, #" "# I think it's marvelous #" "# I'm always wrong #" "# So how can I tell?" "#" "# All of my shirts are unsightly #" "# All of my ties are a crime #" "# If, dear, in you I pick rightly #" "# It's the very first time." "# You came along, say, #" "# I think you're wonderful #" "# I think you're grand but #" "# I may be wrong #" " I'm Mrs. O'Connor." " Yes, Mrs. O'Connor." "Could you find me a table somewhere out of the way... so I won't disturb my husband till he finishes his act?" "Right this way, please." "# ..." "Glasses for my eyes #" "# Without them I can't even see your face #" "# I may be wrong, I think you're wonderful #" "# I may be wrong, I think you're swell #" "# I like your style, say, I think it's marvelous #" "# But I can't see, so how can I tell?" "#" "# Deuces to me are all aces #" "# Life is to me just a bore #" "# Faces are all open spaces #" "# You could be John Barrymore #" "# You came along, I think you're wonderful #" "# I think you're grand, but I may be wrong #" "I think you're wonderful!" "I think you're swell." "I think..." "I thought you were in California." "No!" "I'm here." "Excuse me, folks." "Why don't you people go right ahead and dance?" "Tim, not in front of all these people." "What people?" "There's no one in a million miles of us." "When did you get here?" "About a half hour ago, my train was late." " Tim, I just had to." " Sure, I know." "Ladies and gentlemen, looks like this is one of the biggest nights..." "Chicago's had since that cow kicked over that lamp." "I'd like you to meet one of Hollywood's... most beautiful and glamorous young stars... who incidentally happens to be my wife," "America's own, Hannah Adams." "What happened all of a sudden?" "When did you decide to come?" "The other night just after I talked to you." "When I called last night they told me you were working." " I wanted it to be a surprise." " Well, it is." "What about your new picture, aren't you starting it?" " I was." " What do you mean you was?" "Well, I made them put it off." "How?" "I..." "I told them I was going to have a baby." " Again?" " Well, it worked." "Of course I had to faint in Mercer's office." " It's just a trick." " What a trick." "Sure was awful, wasn't it?" "But darling, I just couldn't stand it another minute." "I happen to be in love, do you mind?" "And you know I'm not very bright about making up excuses." "You do all right." "Anyhow, why do I have to keep on being a movie star?" "I want to be with you." "Now don't tell me you don't like all that dough, all these clothes and all those people running around after you." "Of course I like them, anybody would." "But not if it means being married by long-distance." "Well, it won't be for long, baby." "You say they're going to give you a vacation after you finish the next one, maybe I can get one too." "We'll go away together." "Europe, maybe." "Just the two of us." "We'll never go anywhere." "It'll always be the same." "Either you'll be working or I will." "And for what?" "To build a trust fund so that we can have the finest tombstones in Fort Laurens?" "That's the only time we'll ever be together." "Oh, sometimes I wish these talking pictures would come in." "What about them, anyway?" "Oh, they sing a song or something in The Jazz Singer." "It doesn't mean anything." " It's just a..." " What is it, honey?" "What's the matter?" " Oh, nothing, I..." " Sit down." "I just felt dizzy all of a sudden." " Have you had anything to eat?" "Yes, I had a sandwich... and a glass of milk on the train." " it's just the excitement, I guess..." " Here, drink this." " I'll get you some hot coffee, eh?" " Oh no, darling this is fine." "I'll get you some anyway." " Tim." " Yeah, honey?" "I just thought of something." "Do you know what I'd really like?" "No, what would you really like?" "A great big sour pickle." "Well, I'll get you a whole bowl of them." "Hey, funny face, look up here." "Hey, come on, it's your pop." "Come on, give us a smile, Hannah." " Hannah, look up at me, honey." " The child's name is Jane." " What do you mean Jane?" "Her name is Hannah." " It's Jane." "Well, Hannah and I decided months ago if it was a girl, we'd name her Hannah." "It's too late now." "I've already had her name inscribed on a silver cup." "I think we ought to have something to say about that." "I don't know why you should, if it hadn't been for me this child would never have been born." " Says you." " Besides, anyone can see there's a very decided resemblance between this child and me." " You?" " Yes, in fact my baby pictures..." " ...are exactly like me." " Why, she's the living, breathing image of me." "I'd know her anywhere." "I could pick her out of a million kids." "She's an O'Connor through and through." " She is not." " She is so." "Just look at her." "There not an Irish trait in her." "Look at that brow." "That's the Adams brow." "Nurse, would you hold the baby up a minute?" "No, no, nurse!" "She didn't understand what I wanted." "No, nurse, you didn't understand, I just want to see this..." "This one?" "There she is, the little lamb." "Yes..." "The Adams brow." "Can't even recognize your own child." "Yes." " Hannah." " Jane." " Yeah?" " Miss Adams is here." "Ask her to come in, please." " Well, welcome backstage, eh?" " Hello, Henry, it's good to see you." "You look marvelous, honey, how are you?" " Oh, wonderful." " How's the baby?" " Adorable." " How much does she weigh now?" " Thirteen pounds." " No, really?" "You ought to see my youngest." "She weighs forty-five... and getting bigger all the time" "Well, the way mine eats and sleeps, it won't be long." " Cigarette?" " No, thanks." "Well, Hannah, I suppose you know... what's been going on while you've been away." "I wanted to talk to you about it." " The whole world's caved in on us." " Sound." "How do you think it's going to affect you?" "I don't know." "I haven't really thought about it." "You know we're not going to make any more silent pictures." "That means that all of our players are going to have to talk." "Well, I expect that lets me out." "I'm not an actress." "Besides, you know, when I get excited I get breathless." "I almost stutter." "Every studio in town is facing the same problem." "Not many of their big names can make the transition." "And I'm afraid a lot of them are through." "You know how I feel about you, Hannah." "You've been not only one of our best box-office attractions, but you've been sort of one of the family and..." "I intend to give you every oopportunity to make the grade." "But I'm not going to deceive you." " It'll be tough going." " Henry, it doesn't matter." "In fact, I'm delighted." "Of course I intend to live up to our contract so far as the money is concerned." "But I don't want the money." "I've already made more money then I ever knew was in the world." "You know, Hannah, with an attitude like that, sometimes I wonder how on earth you ever got into this business." "It's not your fault I'm not an actress." "In any case, we don't have to decide right away." "I just wanted you to know we'd get you a dramatic coach, a voice teacher, anything that you need." "Well, I wouldn't worry about it." "I have a baby now." "She'll take all my time." "Yes, I really must drop around and see her one of these days." "But right now I'm up to my ears trying to work a musical into shape." "A musical?" "The first company that comes up with one is going to clean up." "Uh, who's going to be in it?" "I don't know yet, I've got Pflum looking around in New York right now." " Well, what about Tim?" " Tim?" "Yes, you've seen him sing and dance." "He's perfect for a musical." "Well, I know, Hannah, sure he's good but..." "At least you can let him make a test now, can't you?" "He's right here in town." "He opens at the Ambassador next week." "Well, I'll tell you, have him come and see me sometime, huh?" " When?" " Oh, in a couple of days." "He can be here in an hour." "Darling, I've got a story conference, I can't possibly..." "If you don't, I'll may change my mind... and sue you for every cent you owe me on that contract." "Okay, send him in." "Thanks, Hank." "Bye-bye, dear." "Goodbye, darling." " Lou." " Yes, Henry." "Come in here." "I've just had a great idea for casting." "# Pardon me boys #" "# Is this the Chattanooga-choo-choo?" "#" "# Track 29 #" "# Boys, you can give me a shine #" "# I can afford #" "# To board the Chattanooga-choo-choo #" "# I've got my fare #" "# And just a trifle to spare #" "# You leave the Pennsylvania Station 'bout a quarter to four #" "# You read a magazine and then you're in Baltimore #" "# Dinner in the diner # # Nothing could be finer #" "# Than to have your ham 'n' eggs in Carolina #" "# When you hear the whistle blowin' # # eight to the bar #" "# Then you know that Tennessee # # is not very far #" "# Shovel all the coal in, # # gotta keep it rollin' #" "# Woo, woo, Chattanooga, there you are #" "Oh, good morning, Mrs. O'Connor." " Hello, Max." " Sure nice to see you round again." "Thank you." " Hello, Hannah." "Glad to see you, darling." " Hello, Joe." " Well, this is like old times, isn't it?" " Yes." " You're looking lovely, old girl." " Thank you." " Hey, Lefty, a chair for Mrs. O'Connor." " No!" "No, don't bother, I'm just gonna stay a minute." " Hello, honey." " Hi..." " Where are your hat and coat, dear?" " In Daddy's dressing room." "Hey, wait a minute." "Hannah, wait a minute." "What's the matter?" "You know very well what's the matter." "Oh now, what difference does it make?" "So she misses one day of school." "All they do is play anyhow." "Oops." "How would I know you were going to find out about it?" "Yes, I suppose it never occurred to you that the teacher would telephone to find out if Jane was sick." "She did that?" "Why, the dirty old tattletale." "I'm not going to put up with it, Tim." "You've already got her so square that... all she thinks about is dancing and coming to the studio... doing whatever you do." "What's wrong about that?" "Don't you want her to be like other children?" "To know something else besides movies." "Listen don't fool yourself, that kid knows plenty." "Besides, school isn't everything." "Look at me." "I never got any further than the fifth grade... and I got a father-in-law who teaches Greek at Harvard." "Hey, I believe you're really mad." "I am." "Oh, I don't like that, honey, cause I've never seen you mad at me before." "Tim, the movies are all right for you and me." "Maybe they'll be all right for her when she grows up." "But I'm not going to have her childhood spoiled." " What am I doing?" " I know, you'll say it isn't your fault." "But it is." "You're always encouraging her." "Teaching her your songs and dances." "It just isn't right." "And from now on you've got to stop it." "Okay, honey, if that's the way you feel." "I'll do anything you say, only don't be mad at me" " Come on, give me a kiss." " I'm serious, Tim." "Sure, baby, I know." "And I promise, never again." "Besides, maybe you won't have to worry about it much longer anyhow." "Get a load of this." "This is not a musical." " What does it mean?" " Just what it says." "You can't even give away musicals today." "But why?" "You've been making some wonderful musicals." "But so has everybody else." "The cycle's ended, the public's fed up." "Mercer told me, what they want now is drama." "You know, gangster pictures, action." "Next year it will be something else again." "Maybe even musicals, who knows?" " Well, what'll this do to you?" " Oh, I'm a gone goose, honey." "Mercer told me I could try my hand at straight drama... but I don't think John Barrymore would approve." " Other people have done it." " Yeah, but not me." "I'd just get Little Cesar backed up against the wall.." "and right then they'd expect me to shuffle off to Buffalo." " Tim." " Yes?" " You're not going back to nightclubs." " And leave California?" "I should say not, I'm gonna do what I always wanted to." " I'm going to be a farmer." " A what?" "Sure, why not?" "We get ourselves a few acres out in the valley... with some oranges, lemons, might even make a pay." "build a little place, live the simple life, what do you say?" "Why, I say it's wonderful." "But are you sure you're not just talking?" "I mean, are you really serious?" "Boy, if I get out there with those cows and chickens, you'll never drag me back here." "And as for these flickers, never heard of them." "Oh, Tim, I'd love that." "When can we do it?" "Well, let me see, I gotta finish this number... but I think we ought to be rolling away say..." "Saturday?" "Oh, I'm sorry I fussed at you." "You'd better be." "There's a lot of things I can stand, lady, but that ain't one of them." "I'm a gotta-be-treated-right-man and with plenty of lovin'." "Even more than plenty." " You looking for me, Joseph?" " Yes, sir." "I have the two trade papers." "Mrs. O'Connor thought you might like to see them." "Yeah, thanks." "You go ahead and ride, honey." "I'll watch from here." "You can't read both papers at once, Daddy." "Okay, trouper, down you come." " Thanks, Joseph." " Yes, sir." " Which one do you want?" " Oh, it doesn't matter." "As long as they both got gossip columns." " You like that stuff, huh?" " You bet." "Hey, Daddy, it says here musicals are coming back." " Oh, yeah?" " Alexander's Ragtime band... just broke the house record at the Roxy." "You don't say." "I think Alice Fay is wonderful, don't you, Daddy?" "Sure, I think she's swell." "And you can stop hinting, cause I'm through with pictures, musicals or no musicals." "I'm a farmer and that's what I'm gonna stay, do you understand?" "Just mentioned it, Daddy." " Too bad here about Bobby Graves." " What's he done?" "He's in the hospital, ruptured an appendix." "That's awful." "He was all right Friday at Johnny's birthday party." " He just started a picture on Monday, too." " What'll they do?" "Oh, shut down, of course." "It'll be tough on the studio, holding on all that cash." "Sets built and everything." "Suppose there's no telling how long he'll be out either." "At the rate he's growing they'll be lucky if his voice doesn't change." "Hey, Daddy, listen." "What well-known glamour girl who's been hitting the spots... with what well-known director... is in for a surprise when his ex gets back from what well-known watering place?" "Hm." "# I can't begin to tell you #" "# How happy I would be #" "# If I could speak my mind #" "# Like others do #" "# I make such pretty speeches #" "# Whenever we're apart #" "# But when you're near # # the words I choose #" "# Refuse to leave my heart #" "# So take the sweetest phrases #" "# The world has ever known #" "# And make believe #" "# I've said them all #" "# To you #" " That's great, Mack." "Wonderful love song." " Thank you, boss." "The publishers are just crazy about it." "They say it sounds like a surefire hit." " I hope, I hope, I hope." " Uh-huh." "I thought I told you not to put any calls in here, I'm busy." " Mr. O'Connor wants to talk to you." " Who?" " Mr. O'Connor." " Tell him I'm tied up." "Ask him to call back." "But he's here, Mr. Mercer." "Oh, very well, send him in." " This won't take a minute, Mack." " Do you want me to wait outside?" "No, stay around." "I want to hear that again." " Hello, boss." " Hello, Tim." "Sorry to bust in on you like this." "I know you're awful busy." " Not at all, good to see you." " Hiya, Mac!" "Hiya Reuben, how're the potatoes?" "A bear tore at them, but you'd better leave them alone." "Hey, how about that Bobby Graves act?" "Terrible." "You've heard what happened, didn't you?" "We had to close down." " Gonna be kind of expensive, ain't it?" " Sure, but what can we do?" "Did you ever think about using somebody else?" " Like for instance?" " Come in, partner." " Hello, Mr. Mercer." " Come on in, honey." "Well, here you are." " Well, how are you, Jane?" " I'm fine, thank you." " How are you, sweetheart?" " Hello, Uncle Mack." " How's my girl?" " Good." "Goody, goody, goody." "Well, when will she start rehearsing?" " Are you crazy?" "This part is for a boy." " Why does it have to be a boy?" "Because that's the way it's written, that's why." "It can't be rewritten, huh?" "What about that picture I did with a dame that was supposed to play opposite me... turned out to be Boris Karloff?" "But this is about a boy and his father." "So there's a law against a girl having a father?" "Besides, it calls for a terrific singer and dancer." "We're doing a big number at the finish with the colored butler." "Mack, look, would you like to take a walk?" "No, I began in vaudeville." "We got a little thing here we'd like you to play..." " Listen, Tim, I'm up to my neck with..." " Tell you what I'll do, boss." "If you talk to me real cute-like," "I might even play the part of the old colored butler myself." "That way I can help her with the numbers." "Now let her show you this little thing," "What do you say?" "Okay, go ahead, but make it snappy." "I'm awfully busy." "All right, come on, honey." "Let's brighten up his day." "You take that corner of the rug." "I'll take this one." "We'll make it sound as a rehearsal hall." "Don't worry, boss." "We comedy actors may slip over here." "We'll put them back." "You take that, honey." "Professor Gordon, from the top." "You will commence with the commencement." " Right?" " Right." "# Mmm, would you like to take a walk?" "#" "# Mmm, do you think it's gonna rain?" "#" "# Mmm, how about a sarsparilla?" "#" "# Gee, the moon is yeller #" "# Sump'n good'll come from that #" "# Mmm, have you heard the latest song?" "#" "# Mmm, it's a very pretty strain #" "# Mmm, don't you feel a little thrilly?" "#" "# Gee, it's getting chilly #" "# Sump'n good'll come from that #" "# When you're strolling through the wherezis #" "# You need a whozis to lean upon #" "# But when you have no whozis #" "# To hug and whatzis, #" "# Gosh, darn!" "#" "# Mmm, would you like to take walk?" "#" "# Mmm, do you think it's gonna rain?" "#" "# Mmm, ain't you tired of the talkies?" "#" "# I prefer the walkies #" "# Sump'n good'll come from that #" "# Sump'n good'll come from that #" "Well?" " Lou." " Yeah?" "Come in a minute." "I've just had a great idea for casting." "Mommy, Mommy!" "I'm in here, dear." "Mommy!" "I'm in the movies!" "I'm in the movies!" "You are, dear?" " You... you're what?" " I'm going to be Bobby Graves." " We've just been to the studio." " Looks like there's a new star in the family." "Tim!" "Where's Aunt Jane?" "I've got to tell her too." "Uh... she's out in the back somewhere, darling." "Aunt Jane!" "Aunt Jane!" "Tim, what have you done?" "Hmmm, just a hunch that I had and it worked." "Mercer is nuts about her." " You didn't sign a contract?" " Not yet, but they're drawing it up." "Three-fifty a week, starts rehearsing tomorrow." "Don't you think you might have talked to me about it first?" "Well, I didn't know about it first." "It was just a gamble, he might have said no..." "You know how I feel about her working in pictures." "You can't keep a kid like that out of pictures." " She was born to it." " What about school?" "They've got teachers on the lot." "But you promised you wouldn't encourage her in this sort of thing." "I thought you'd be tickled to death, after all, the picture business never did us any harm." "That's not the point." "You know as well as do I what it'll mean." "The long hours she'll have to put in." "Rehearsals, costume fittings, posing for publicity." "A lot of people chasing after her every minute." "Getting up at daybreak." "I just don't want that for her." "Or for us either." "We're retired." "I want her to be like other children." "She's not like other children, she's got talent..." "If she isn't like other children, it's your fault." "I've tried to keep her sweet and simple." "And you... you egg her on." "Gee, I didn't know you were going to feel that strong about it." "This puts me in an awful spot." "Mercer's got whole the studio turned upside down." "Rewriting the script, costumes being worked on." "Listen, suppose we let her make just this one picture." "She still has about six weeks before she starts school." "And if you're unhappy about it, I'll explain to her... say that you and I talked it over and decided that she just better not go on." "Oh, I'm sorry, I guess I just didn't stop to think." "If I could... if I could just be sure it would be just this one picture." "I give you my word, honey, I won't even mention it again." " You promise now." " Cross my heart and hope to die." " Well, all right." " Atta girl." "And I start rehearsing tomorrow." "Isn't it wonderful, Aunt Jane?" "Well, I'm not surprised." "I knew it would happen sooner or later." "Guess I'll be next." "Oh, Aunt Jane, you wouldn't want to be in the movies." "Why not?" "I'm certainly as pretty as Wallace Beery." "All right, guys, that's enough." "Cut." "All right, Janie, now remember what I told you." "Keep it high, a lot of spunk." "All right, boys, get ready." "Turn on the snow, hit the fans, give me a lot of wind." "Roll'em." "Action!" "Come on out, kid!" "Get back, back, back..." "Back up, whoa." "There now, steady, steady." "Let me get that, honey." "How you know President Lincoln gonna see us even after we get there?" "Cause I'll make him see us, that's how I know." "Yeah, but he's busy, Miss Caroline, he's got a war on his hands." "I don't care." "He'll know where my daddy is." "Achoo!" "Cut it!" " Tearing her apart." " I'm sorry." "That's all right, honey." "We'll try it again." "You're not catching cold, are you, darling?" "Oh no, Mother." "I just sneezed." "Achoo!" "Oh, dear." "But you've been standing out here on this slush all morning." "Tim, I'd feel a lot better if she didn't do any more..." "Oh, she's all right." "She's just trying to steel my scene, that's all." "Yes, I'm all right, Mother." "Honestly." "We only got a couple of more hours at the most." "Not even that long." "We just have this scene... and the one they drive away." "We'll be out of here in no time at all." "Why, sho', Miss Hannah," "Why, me and Little Missy gotta hurry it up to see Mr. Abe Lincoln... before she can put her feet in some dry shoes... and I can get my big old nose into a hot toddy." "All right, Tim, but please make them hurry." "Sure, if you smile one time, here." "All right, boys, here we go again on the same scene." "Hit the fans!" "Hit the snow!" "Roll'em." "All right, men, action!" "How you know President Lincoln gonna see us even after we get there?" "Cause I'll make him see us, that's how I know." "Yeah, but he's busy, Miss Caroline, he's got a war on his hands." "I don't care..." " Oh, this couldn't be!" "" " Good morning." " Thought you never got up till noon." " I don't." " How are you, Henry?" " Fine." "I ran a rough cut of Janie's picture last night..." " ...for the New York office." " Yeah, how was she?" "As they say in Hollywood, stupendous, colossal!" "No kidding." "A chip off the old block, eh?" "Listen, you ham, you never could hold a candle to this kid, she's good!" " Ouch!" " How is she, over her cold?" "Yeah, fine, Out back riding." "The New York crowd's all steamed up." "They want her to go back for the opening." "That means that you and Hannah will have to go along too." "Sure, why not?" "There's nothing I admire so much... as travelling on someone else's expense." "Hannah!" "Hannah!" " Hey, Mommy, where are you?" " Up here." "Come on down." "I got a surprise for you." "Come on in, Henry." "They want us to get started on another picture right away." " Is that right?" " So I thought I'd stop by... and tell you the good news." " Also that we're taking up her options." " Well, good." "How about a cup of coffee?" "No, thanks, I just had breakfast." "Incidentally, I think we can do a little bit better about the money." "Not that money means anything to you farmers." "But, naturally, we want to do the right thing." "Well don't let it embarrass you, it's filthy stuff, of course." "but we'll try to be broadminded about it." " Well, hello!" " Hello, Hannah!" "Goodness, I thought you'd forgotten where we live." "You know how it is." "I never go anywhere except to the studio." "I just dropped in to tell you that everybody's crazy about Janie's picture." "And to talk about getting started on the next one right away." "Next one?" "I didn't know there was going to be a next one." "Oh now, baby, you can't just make one picture." "I thought you understood that, Henry." "Well, this is the first I've heard about it." "What about her options?" " We'll just..." " What options?" " Tim, you promised..." " Of course I did, baby." "But a studio just doesn't make a contract without putting options in it." "Then you knew all along." "You had no intention of keeping your word." "Oh, for the love of Pete, Hannah, you talk as if this was a sweatshop we're putting her in." "This is something she loves, it's in her blood." "I'm sorry, Henry, but Jane is not going to make any more pictures." "Wait a minute, I don't get it." "What's this all about?" "It's nothing, Hannah has a bee in a bottle about Jane working." "Wants to hold her down, make her like other children." "This is a fine time to tell me." "What am I going to tell New York?" "I don't know, Henry." "Perhaps Tim has some suggestions." " Wait a minute, Hannah..." " Let her go!" "I've got something to say about this." "You'd better make it good with the mood she's in." "Don't worry, she's just bluffing." "Wait here." "I'm going up and settle this right now." "Well that was a fine act you put on after all that Henry's done for us." " What's the big idea?" " I don't want to discuss it, Tim." "Well, that's just too bad, because I do." "It wouldn't be so bad if you hadn't deliberately lied to me." "Going behind my back and signing that contract." "What if I did?" "She's my child, you know, just as much as she is yours." "Well, maybe if you'd had to sit up with her night after night ... when she was too tired to sleep." "When did you do that?" "All the time she was working while you were snoring your head off." "Her nerves were so frayed, she..." "There was a month she almost came down with pneumonia." "Wait a minute." "You're not gonna blame me for that too, are you?" "If you hadn't insisted on her working in all that slush." "Well, of all the..." "Now I'm trying to murder my own child!" "I didn't say that." "I should have had sense enough to take her home that day." " ...whether you liked it or not." " Oh, for the love of Mike, the kid catches a little cold, a running nose and you build it up into a super production." "Anyhow, it's not going to happen again, even if I have to..." "What?" "Even if I have to take her away from here so you can't trick me again." " You'll take her nowhere." " Now wait a minute, Tim," "Wait for what?" "Say, what's got into you anyhow?" "I used to think you had a brain in your head... but the way you're acting now, I..." "Oh, that's fine." "Now you're gonna call your mother." "I haven't seen that since your last picture." "Hello?" "Mr. Johnson, please." "Oh, Mr. Johnson, this is Mrs. O'Connor." "I wonder if you can get me two tickets in a drawing-room to Boston." "Yes, either tonight or the first train tomorrow." "Are you out of your mind?" "Oh you can, tonight?" "Oh, good." "Give me that phone." "I'll send down and have them picked up right away, thank you." "Look, you're not taking that kid to Boston or anywhere else as far as that's concerned." "I'd like to know who's going to stop me." "Well, if I can't stop you, there are such things as Courts, you know." "Yes, Mrs. O'Connor?" "Joseph, Jane's by the stable." "Would you go down and bring her up, please?" " Yes, ma'am, right away." " Thank you." "Hannah, if you walk out of this house now, you know what it means, don't you?" "Exactly." "Okay, boss." "Don't overdo it now, Sam, I just want a trim." "Just shape it up a bit." "Come in." "Hello, Henry." "Want to see me?" "Yeah, come in." "I'll be through here in a minute." "It's all right, go right ahead." " Hello, Sam." " Hello, Mr. O'Connor." " Had dinner?" " Yeah, I grabbed a bite on the way over." "Have you heard anything from Hannah?" "Not a word." " Have you tried to call her?" " Nope." "If she wants to talk to me she knows where I am." "Uh-huh." "I've just been talking to New York." "They're going to open the picture in Boston." "Do you think Hannah would let Jane make an appearance?" "I'm through thinking." "Aunt Jane's a pretty sensible woman, maybe she could do something." "I doubt." "Hello." "No, this is the barber." "Just a minute." " It's the Associated Press again." " Okay, give it to me, I'll take it." "Hello, Don, how are you?" "What's new?" "Well, you know as much about that as I do." "Sure I'd tell you if I knew anything." "Did I ever hold out on you?" "Personally I don't think there's a thing to it." "Just a lot of rumors, that's all." "No, no, of course there won't be a divorce." "Oh, sure." "Call me up anytime." "Good night, Don." "They got wind of something." "Yeah, I know." "Have been ducking them too." "If you don't make a statement of some sort pretty soon... there's no telling what they'll sing." "They can say anything they want to." "And I'm not talking to anyone either." "And they can print anything they please." "Listen, Tim, quote me on this and I'll deny it, but there was never a moving picture yet worth breaking up a family for." "Sure, maybe Hannah is being stubborn... so what, so are you." "Why don't you call her up or hop a plane and go back there and get her, huh?" "It isn't as easy as that, Henry." "It's not just a question of Jane and the studio anymore." "It's gone beyond that." "Far be it from me to interfere," "I just wanted you to know how I feel about it." "Thanks for trying." "Is that all?" "Unless you want to stick around and see the rushes with me." "No, I think I'll shuffle off." "Good night." "Good night, Sam." "Good night, Mr. O'Connor." "Good night, Tim." "Well, I'm back." "Phew, I'm worn out." "Those crowds... ohh!" " Did you get the tickets?" " Uh-huh." "Plans for the opening tonight sounded wonderful." "Practically everybody in Boston is trying to get tickets." "That's nice." "Oh Goodness, my head's simply splitting." "Can't remember when I had such a headache ever." "Where's Jane?" "Upstairs taking a bath." "Better go tell her about the plans." "They just want her to say a few words after the picture's over." "No courtesies or blowing kisses, just a simple thank you." "Yes, I know." "Whew, if this head of mine doesn't stop, I probably won't be able to go tonight." "Got myself an orchid, too." "First orchid I ever bought." " Any mail?" " No." "You'd think he'd wire, or write, or something." "Today of all days." "At least to Jane." "I don't suppose you've written to him either." "Why should I be the one to write first?" "Oh, no reason." "Unless of course he's got the idea that you're being stubborn too." "But of course it's none of my business, as long as you're both happy." "Our little star has not as yet arrived, ladies and gentlemen." "So until her car appears in front of the theater," "I shall attempt to describe some other colors of tonight's premiere." "Oh, here she is." "Now, ladies and gentlemen, here's the moment you've been waiting for." "Here she is, here she is." "Miss O'Connor, may we have a group shot, please?" "Move forward a little bit, please." "Hold it, now give us a big smile." "Hold it!" "Thank you." "Now, Miss Adams, may we have one of you and Jane alone, please?" "Yes." "Ready?" "Smile." "Thank you." "# Early morning comes the breeze #" "# Through the white magnolia trees #" "# When my love is still a-dreamin' #" "# And I know she dreams of me #" "# All day I picked the cotton #" " You in bed, honey?" " Yes, Uncle Mat." "Ain't you asleep yet?" "Not yet." "Now you just put your trust in the Lord and your old Uncle Mat... cause there ain't nothing bad gonna happen to your pappy." "But Uncle Mat, Mr. Lincoln said he'd find my daddy." "I know he did, honey." "And he knows your pappy ain't no spy." "I bet the Colonel's on his way home right this minute." "Do you think so, Uncle Mat?" "Sure I do." "And if he ain't, I tell you what we'll do." "We'll just get us the prettiest steamboat on the Mississippi River... me and you, and we'll go on down yonder to New Orleans... and get him." " Really, Uncle Mat?" " Sure we will." "Now you just close your pretty eyes and get to sleep." "cause I done promised the Colonel I was gonna take care of you." "All right, Uncle Mat, good night." "Good night, honey." "# Yo-ho-ho, Yoo-hoo-hoo #" "# Sailing on that briny blue #" "# Yo-ho-ho, Yoo-hoo-hoo #" "# I'm the Captain # # We're the crew #" "# Haul them bundles # # Git up steam #" "# Set that compass on that beam #" "# Aye, aye, Captain # # Aye, aye, crew #" "# Yo-ho-ho # # And yoo-hoo-hoo #" "# Gosh!" "Look at the bales # # of marshmallows and jellybeans!" "#" "# We's gonna take this little lady # # down to New Orleans #" "# We got the course all chartered # # Let's get started #" "# Aye, aye, sir #" "# We's gonna take this little lady #" "# Down to New Orleans #" "# Upon the good ship Lollipop #" "# It's a sweet trip to a candy shop #" "# Where bon-bons play #" "# On the sunny beach at Peppermint Bay #" "# Lemonade stands everywhere #" "# Crackerjack bands fill the air #" "# There you are # # Happy landing on a chocolate bar #" "# See the sugar bowl do the tootsie roll #" "# With the big bad devil's food cake #" "# And if you eat too much # # ooh ooh # # you'll awake with a tummy ache #" "# On the good ship Lollipop #" "# It's an all-night trip into bed you hop #" "# With this command #" "# All aboard # # All aboard for Candy Land #" "# Stormy clouds!" "# # Why, that's cotton candy #" "# Cotton Candy?" "# # Fine and dandy #" "# Ship ahoy # # Ship ahoy #" "# Ship of joy # # Ship of joy #" "# For every little girl and boy #" "# For, for, for, it's a mighty good ship Lollipop #" "# We're gonna take a sweet trip # # to the candy shop #" "# Where chocolate bon-bons play #" "# Where the cotton candy clouds # # are dropping sugar on the crowds # # and little ginger breads keep swimming # # in the Peppermint Bay #" "# Doo-be-doo-doo-ba # # Everybody sure gonna get a lucky break #" "# If you're very nice # # You're gonna get a big slice #" "# Of really scrumptious angel cake #" "# Yum-yum, just sounds so scrumptious # # A really scrumptious angel cake #" "# Sailing, sailing #" "# Over the bow we may hop #" "Caroline, Caroline, darling." "Caroline." "Daddy?" "Daddy!" "Oh, Daddy, you're back." "Don't cry, baby." "Daddy's home now to stay." "That's right, honey, the war's over." "Them Confederates they've whipped them Yankees so much... we ain't got no fight left in us." "Oh, Daddy, then I won't ever be lonely again." "No, darling, never." "Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much indeed." "On behalf of Superior Pictures, I want to welcome you here tonight... and to thank you for the manner in which you've received the picture." "And now it gives me great pleasure... to be able to bring to you our newest star." "Someone I'm sure that you here in Boston are very proud of." "Little Miss Jane O'Connor." "Oh, so you think she's good too, eh?" "Tim!" "I would have gotten here sooner, baby, only that darn plane... ran into a sandstorm in Big Springs, Texas." "Of course if I had gotten your wire 20 minutes earlier..." " Wire?" "What wire?" " What wire, the wire you sent me." "I didn't send you any wire." "Of course you sent me a wire, what's this?" " I didn't send it, I don't know how it..." "Well, I don't know how either, but..." " You wanted him back, didn't you?" " Yes, but..." "What are you arguing about, you got him, haven't you?" " Now wait a minute, I don't understand..." " And you too... you wanted to come back, didn't you?" " Well yes, but not if she didn't want to." " Oh, be quiet both of you." "I got you in this mess in the first place I'm gonna see you don't get out of it." "Well, go on now, either hit her or kiss her." "Well, what'll it be?" "Of course you don't have to overdo it." "That's my orchid you're crushing." "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Oh, Daddy, Daddy!" "We missed you so much." "Yeah, I know, honey." "Please, Daddy, I don't know how you feel... but let's don't ever go through this again." "Don't you worry, little missy, this here war is over." "Those Confederates done battled them Yankees so much... we ain't got no fight left in us." "From now on the North and the South plain love each other." "And there ain't nobody gonna do no seceding from nobody nowhere." " No time." " No ma'am." "Subtitles:" "Luís Filipe Bernardes"

" The NASDAQ hit a new high..." " ..another 200 start-up companies... ..more dotcom biIIionaires per square mile..." "Time to trade in that old Ferrari for a brand new..." "ModNet's gonna bump my annual by ten Gs, plus throw in 5,000 shares of stock." "What does ModNet make again?" "Nothing." "They're an ISP." "couple of weeks from their IPO." "I'm tellin' ya, this is the crest of the gold rush, my man." "It ain't gonna last." "I heard about some guy - came up with food dot somethin' - he's a millionaire." " Food?" "He makes food?" " No, he patented it." "The name." "Then he sold it to a company that buys names." "He's set for life." "We're all a dotcom away from early retirement." "Is this the life, or what?" "You know, my dad used to love making things with his hands." " He was a metalworker at general Dynamics." " Right." "One morning, there's a picture on the front page of the LA Times - astronauts inside the space shuttle." "And my dad is beaming because behind them you can see this panel that he made." "I mean, he held this panel in his hands." "And he said to me that he felt connected with something bigger than himself." "And that's what I came to the valley to do." "And I haven't done it." "You can't hold a dotcom in your hands." "Are you having some sort of mid-Iife crisis thing?" "I'm only 23." "Go ahead and dream." "falcon Fire." "Making the improbable possible." "Chicken suits." "You're a genius, Andy." "I don't know what falcon Fire is." "I already want four of 'em." "Hey, Andy, which cock do you want?" " What?" " For the bus ads." " blowfish!" "Yum." " Uh, the black one." "Hey, Andy..." "Your ten has been pushed back to 12." "Your four and three are at ten to prep you for your two." "It leaves your ten and two free for your five, which needs to be rescheduled." "Your 11 and 12 are coming at ten to prep you for your two, and your two has been canceled." "Look at those geeks." "You'd think they'd shower before a big meeting." "Look at that ugly little contraption." "Whatever it is, they think it's beautiful." "And they made it." "What's wrong, Andy?" "This morning..." "I feel so disconnected." "I'II make up for it tonight." "Go on." "Ben's expecting you." "Other way, Iover-boy." "It's Tuesday." "Ben's in the parking lot getting his teeth cleaned." "He felt connected to something bigger than himself." "And that's what I came to the valley to do." "And I haven't done it." " Hey, Andy." "Ow!" " Hey." "Hey, Boy Wonder!" "What can I do you for?" " I quit." " What?" "No more chicken suits, Ben." "I wanna work at La Honda." "La Honda?" "Are you nuts?" "I know it's the world's most prestigious research lab, but that's why I wanna do it." "To work with the top minds." "To be an iron man." "I wanna..." "I wanna make something." "Something meaningful that touches everyone's lives." "Some thing that will sit on every desk in every city in every country in the world." " I want..." " The jolt." "You can get me in." "please, Ben." "You know I can do this." "Shit!" "Shit!" "C'mon!" "Huh?" "I can't be late, buddy!" " Hank?" " Now what?" "You snuck another name on my Titan team." "The team is already full." "I handpicked that team." "There's no room for this new Caspar." "Andy Caspar comes highly recommended from Omega Logic." "lloyd's continued generosity funds La Honda." "Boy Wonder's..." "Boy Wonder's supposed to be brilliant." "Came up with those funny ads for your falcon Fire chip." "Chicken suits?" "I wanted to slit my wrists when I saw that." "Everything I invent is dumbed down by some marketing puke named Andy." " You're 20 minutes late, Mr Caspar." " I'm sorry." "I..." "I got sidetracked." "This place is amazing." "It's like, uh..." "Christmas morning and disneyland and sex, all wrapped up in one." "This is Francis Benoit, our chief engineer." "I wanted you two to meet before we made our final decision about who's on Team Titan." "Francis, I'm so amped to be here." "I wanna do what you do." "I want a chance to work on something bigger than myself." "I want the jolt." "Why do you think you should be part of the Titan?" "You're just a marketing puke." "With a degree in electrical engineering from Stanford." " I guess that makes me different." " How?" " I might approach a problem differently." " How?" " I might see simpler solutions." " simple solutions like chicken suits?" "Is Francis Benoit really an asshole, or does he just pretend to be?" "FYI, newb, Francis is just everywhere." "Notjust here, but in the valley." "If you get on his bad side, he'II crush you." " So he's an asshole?" " Pretty much." "To the Iast hurrah!" "I can't tell you how jazzed I am." "I don't care about the pay cut." "Do you know how long we can live off Top Ramen?" "Ten cockroaches can live a year off a single postage stamp." "exactly." "We'II be like the cockroaches - totally unencumbered." "I don't need that big apartment." "Andy, I think you missed the point of my little cockroach factoid." "I don't want any part of your poverty experiment." "So... you don't want anything to do with me without my huge salary?" "would you have anything to do with me without... the saline twins?" "Just drop my diaphragm in the mail." "The twins are awesome." "No loud noises." "Bathroom's at the end of the hallway." "No hanky-panky in the shower." "Hi, how are you doing?" "We have a few rejects from the Stanford marching band." "mostly tubas, but I've had everything." "Trombones, piccoIos, ukuIeIes, you name it, over the years." "I lived with a flautist once." "Boy, could he triII!" "Oh, come on, boys." "please keep it tidy for me, will ya?" "Pretty fabulous, huh?" " So what's through the sliding doors?" " Your neighbor." "Leave those shut." "No hanky-panky." " I'm sorry, I didn't, um..." " Knock?" "Is... this the women's?" "It's a boy/girl's party, but we still knock." "You're gonna have to do it the oId-fashioned way." " Do what?" " Whatever." "There are no outlets." " I'm Andy." "I just moved into three." " really?" "I think we connect." "I'm feeling a little something here too." "I meant our rooms connect." "I'm in two." "No peeking." "Team Titan, willy." "I'm an iron man!" "Congrats." "Hey, I got my ModNet stock options today." "I'm a paper millionaire!" " Who says it's sIowin' down?" " cool." "Drinks are on you." " I'II meet you at Mr Kim's in an hour." " Not tonight, man." "I'm having dinner..." "with your ex-assistant, actually." "Robin?" "!" "My girlfriend Robin?" "!" "Yeah." "Uh... she told me about the breakup." "Sorry." "God, she is so insanely hot, man!" "hello?" "I oughta mail it through your little skull, you Ieeching dragon-woman..." "willy's my best friend!" "jealous?" "No, I'm not... jealous!" "In fact, I am having sex right now too." "Yes, I am!" "You hear this?" "SqueaI like a tuba for Daddy!" "So... talking to your mom?" "Ex-girIfriend screwing former best friend." " Uh, well, what are you listening to?" " silence." "Safety earmuffs. 97% noise reduction." " I Iike quiet to work." " So you're a sculptor?" "Yeah." "I'm a grad student at Stanford." "My dad wanted me to study digital art, but then I'd be in serious danger of having a marketable skill." "You're funny." "And pretty." "Brains and boobs." "killer combo." " What do you do?" " well, I work at La Honda." "Ooh." "La Honda." "EI Car salesman." "No, no." "La Honda." " The worId-famous research center." " Never heard of it." "Hey, newb." "Francis is havin' a Titan team party." " You can't bring your DS." " DS?" "Docking Station?" "Oh, my God." "Marketing puke!" "Hey, Caspar." "Hey, I'm glad you're here." "Come on in." " Oh, I didn't actually bring a bathing suit." " That's OK." "Nobody did." " There's room next to Griff." " Come on." " I'm..." " You're not staying on the Titan." "What?" " But Hank put me on the Titan." " Because you worked for lloyd at Omega?" "I don't care." "There's no vanity spots on the Titan." " Move down!" " Move down!" "Don't worry." "I've got another project for you." "volunteer for this one and I'II make sure you work on something, down the road, that gives you the jolt you're lookin' for." "OK?" "It's time." "What's this other project?" "A laptop computer that retails for $99." "Is that ajoke?" "The world needs a cheap, portable computer, Caspar." "Third world schoolchildren wannajoin the information age." "I thought Third world schoolchildren wanted... food." "Do this for me and I promise you'II be part of my next big project." "Titan!" "Titan!" "Titan!" "It's up to you, Caspar." "You can fill paiIs... or you can light fires." "Now..." "lift your arms." " You're quitting the Titan to do what?" "!" " The PC-99." "Are you nuts?" "Did Francis threaten you?" "No, no." "It seems challenging." "Who do I report to?" "Who's my team leader?" "well, you're the only one on the project." "I guess that makes you team leader." "The only one?" "But this is an important project, right?" "Cheap computers, Third world kids." "Anything stopping me from recruiting a team?" "No, but there are only a couple of unassigneds left." "If you can get them to volunteer for your project, go ahead, knock yourself out." "I'm lookin' for salman Fard." "SaIman?" " Hi." "Andy Caspar." " Yes." "Christ!" "What have you got, a T1?" "It cranks." "I've got a brown box that sniffs out the military's secret fiberoptic pipe." "CIA's got a classified file on me." "You want to see?" "My girlfriend says don't mess with the CIA, IRS or bikers." "I'm only afraid of bikers." ""Domestic and international electronic trespassing:" "NASA, Microsoft, the KuaIa Lumpur Department of Transportation..."" " You're a hi-tech bad-ass." " I provide a service." "AII the systems I've hacked are more secure today because of my efforts." "My girlfriend calls me Robin Hood." "It's a double entendre." "I'm uncircumcised!" "well, um... thanks for that image." "So..." "I'm putting together a team, and maybe you could help me track down some of these other names on the list." "Curtis Reese is a wizard." "TG:" "Top Gun." "This guy thinks in binary and he craps C++." "Trust me." "He could design the Titan alone if Francis gave him a shot." "So why is he unassigned?" "Shit." " OK, so he lacks certain social skills..." " Like the power of speech?" "I'm telling you, Andy, this guy's got the stuff." "Besides, if we don't take him, they'II put him to sleep." "I'II handle this." "You go check out the lab." "Andy?" "You in here?" "Yeah." "Over here." "Hey." "Andy Caspar." "welcome, Curtis." " Tiny." " What's goin' on, Tiny?" "Entropy is winning." "OK..." "Oh." "You like that desk?" "It's all yours." "Andy?" "I want the desk next to the fireplace." "There's one more name on this list, and that is..." "DarreII CIaxton?" "This guy is a total hard-wired moby motherboard jockey." "Is that good?" "He took an athlon 750 and overclocked it to 2GHz, and it's running constant at 38 degrees." " Which is good." " Great!" "well, where do we find him?" "Don't buy into the rumors." "I've never had a run-in with him." " What's that he's playing?" " It's his anger stick." "It's a homemade stringIess guitar." "Lasers tell it where his fingers are." " It looks like a weapon." " Don't go there." "DarreII." "DarreII?" "DarreII!" "Don't yell in DarreII's ear." "Hi, DarreII, I'm An..." "I'm Andy." "One drop of this on DarreII's palm and you'II be pushin' the mercury past 105 and choking' to death on your own mucous in 24 hours." "But you'd be dead too." "DarreII's been inoculated." "Right." "So I guess a hug's out of the question?" "DarreII, I hear you're good with your hands." " Are you coming on to DarreII?" " Andy's putting together a team." "Is that drump on your team?" "Good." "You all know each other." "How about I buy you guys lunch?" "Fine." "But no project-speak before chow." "Nice ride!" "Shotgun!" "DarreII actually owns a shotgun." "You take it." " What's wrong with him?" " Hey, it's gonna be OK." "Drumpy can't function in the big room." " Where are his shoes?" " He doesn't have any." "Now what's wrong?" "How do you think people get sick?" "Some guy picks his nose, scratches his ass and grabs that handle." "You touch it, next thing you know you're bleedin' outta your eyes, outta your anus." "Go ahead." "Be my guest." "Touch it." "Live dangerously." "Speak, Caspar." "What's your project?" "OK." "You guys ready to change the world?" "We are gonna build... the $99 portable." "The cheapie box?" "!" "The cheapie box is La Honda's village idiot." "That project comes up every year." "Nobody volunteers for it." "It's a topmost WOMBAT." "Waste Of Money, Brains And Time." "DarreII came to La Honda to burn to the big iron, not work on some Costco speak 'n' spell science project." "well..." "DarreII must feel a tad frustrated because DarreII didn't make the big iron team." "DarreII is just another broken toy with no project to call his own." "Who are you calling broken?" "Look, I think you're all terrific, and I can see you're just marking time here until you get your big breaks as..." "Armani models." "But until then, I'm the only game in town." "DarreII could be an Armani model." "Whatever." "Let me just pay and we'II get outta here." "Pay?" "That's so cute." "Pay..." "Son of a..." "DarreII gets his best ideas between 101 and 103 miles per." "Sorry, Caspar." "Not interested in your cheapie-box project." "DarreII's strictly big nums or no nums." "Why didn't DarreII tell me that before I let DarreII drive my car?" "DarreII wanted to drive your car." "Screw it!" "It's a stupid bitty-box project anyway." "The parts alone are gonna cost more than $99." "It's impossible." "well..." "OK, Andy." "I'm in." " No, I said it was impossible." " Yes, I know." "Anybody can do something that can be done." "My first project." "Thank you, thank you, thank you." "well, well, ladies..." "Let's give the PC-99 iron men the old Titan salute!" "Bunch of losers!" "Aqua tofana is a transparent tasteless poison that delivers death with no real symptoms." "I'm in." "He's never officially been linked to any murders, but I'd stick to bottled water." "Oh, one more thing." "I get to drive your Porsche." "OK, we're the laughing stock of La Honda." "The cheapie-box pussies." "But we're gonna prove 'em wrong." "You're iron men." "You're the brightest." "You're the best." "And you are...?" "I'm Kriss KringIe." "I'm gonna make the magic happen." "Come on, guys." "Let's build a $99 computer." "And nothing's gonna stop us." "Who took the dry markers?" "I Iove you, Tiny." "I Iove you." "$1390?" "Shit, this is impossible." " Can't we get rid of some of this stuff?" " Why the PC-99?" "Why not the PC-300?" "Because it's the goddamn PC-99, not the PC-300." "well, call it the goddamn PC-1390 and we're done." " SaIman, any ideas?" " The name sucks." "OK, fine." "well, Iet's start by thinkin' up a new name." "That's marketing." "If I had wanted to be in marketing," "I would have had 'em remove my forebrain." "tell you what." "You nail the new name and I'II take you out for a night on the town." "Dinner, dancing, the works." "You're an attractive fellow, Andy, but..." "I'd rather bring my girlfriend." " You don't have a girlfriend!" " Yes, I do." "She's very sexy." "Oysters make her horny." "You've never had a girl that didn't cost $3.99 for the first five minutes." " Your mother uses Macintosh." " What?" "You heard me." "System 7." "AII right, Fard, that's it." "You're dead." "You're goin' down." "Sodium oIefin sulfonate." "Boom." "Go team." " New sculpture?" " No, same one." "So what's it gonna be?" "I don't know yet." "well, how will you know when you're done?" "newsflash." "Sometimes it's OK not to know what you're doing while you're doing it." "Kinda looks like a turd." "That's what I was thinking." " How come I don't know your name?" " You never asked." "It's AIisa." "I'm Andy." "It's nice to meet you." "Again." "Wanna have dinner?" "There's a supper club up on Russian hill that makes the best lobster cervice." "How about Top Ramen in my room, say, sevenish?" "Done." "Nice compromise." "Add the water, then nuke for five minutes." "I'II make the salad." "Jeez!" "What, flavor enhancers?" "They're clean." "It's just how I dry them." "Damn." " Can I ask you a question?" " Sure." "I'm looking around your room and I am struck by a lack of... anything." "I just got rid of everything except what I need." "Left me room to concentrate on stuff that matters." "That's my philosophy:" "simplify, clarify, economize." "So how's life at..." "Le Fonda?" "well..." "It's not what I expected." "I thought I'd be working on a cutting-edge project with the greatest brains on the planet, but I've been teamed up with these bunch of..." "I don't know." "This may be a huge mistake." "well, I think you're very brave." "really?" "Do go on." "well, you gave up a Iot to pursue an intellectual ideal." "I don't know a Iot of people who would have done that." "So big-ups to you." " really?" "Big-ups?" " Big-ups." "well, I've never gotten big-ups." "AII right!" "Big-ups." "So..." "Is this the part of the movie where we break the sexual tension... with a kiss?" "No." "This is where I say "welcome to the house." "It's time for you to go."" "No, that's a different movie." "Let's just keep it simple for now." "For now." "How's it goin', Caspar?" "Uh... good." "I'd say we're, Iike, a nine-iron from the dance floor, then a two-putt to the cup." "Of course, you can't rush genius." "Yeah, that's true." "Except here, of course." "You've got about three weeks to deliver." "Three weeks?" "!" " But nobody said anything about a deadline." " We all have deadlines, Caspar." "Guys, we just have three weeks to..." "Ride me, cowboy, ride me!" " Ride me, cowboy, ride me!" " holy shit." "Whoa." "Ride me, cowboy, ride me!" "She's brilliant!" "Isn't that Janie HickenIocker from the robotics lab?" "What is this, a circle jerk?" "What are you playing with now?" "Strontium barium niobic crystal display unit." " hologram." " It's a Desert Storm Ieftover... reprogrammed." "It is." "It's Janie HickenIocker." "Ride me, cowboy, ride me!" "How'd you...?" "Tiny..." "OK, back on earth..." "have we made any progress?" "Dammit, we've only got three weeks to finish." " You could lose the color ink cartridge." " It would save $35." "That's it?" "That's the big idea?" "Guys, we need to get outside the lines." "Think laterally, outside the box." "Box." "What are you doin'?" "Take your foot off my foot!" " You guys see the VW next to us?" " Yes!" "We're traveling on the same road at the same speed, but it cost a fraction of the price that this does." "Why?" "Because it's a piece-of-shit Iow-end cheapie machine!" "Get your foot off!" "No, look again." "It's simple." "It has no extras." "It's only got what it needs." "We need to simplify, clarify, economize." "simplify, clarify, economize." "Are you guys paying' attention?" "That had "suicide" written all over it." "No, I get it." "Get rid of everything." "The PC-99 only exists in cyberspace." "In heaven." " You kidding?" " No, I'm serious." "I'm upset and I think I wet myself, but I'm serious." "Put it all on the Internet!" "No CD, no floppy, no RAM, no hard drive, no nothing." "The software's all stored in cyberspace." " You're a palm pilot, Fard." " Shut up, zipper head!" " Maggot fox." " Look, Iet's go farther." "Let's get rid of the printer." "For 99 bucks, they don't get a printer." "Let's go even farther." "For 99 bucks, Iet's get rid of the TV monitor." " They get a keyboard and a tube of KY jelly." " Jesus Christ, DarreII, shut the hell up." "I'm sick of you shitting on us when you haven't come up with a thing yourself." "You know what I think?" "I think you have ideas, but you won't tell us cos you're too afraid of what we might say." "We don't have time for that, DarreII, so from now on you put up or you shut up." "Is that clear?" "What's up?" "virtual reality gloves." "Been around since the eighties." "Never caught on." "total bargain item." "They replace the keyboard and the mouse." "Yak-yak-yak." "These are mine." "Big bang, Caspar." "Two features, one item." "cool." "shall we try 'em?" "Niet, niet, blah blah!" " antibacterial gel." " It's like wearing an old condom." "You get used to it." "The gel." "OK, give it a whirl." "CD ROM." "mailbox." "Documents." "tools." "Printer." "files." "AII right!" "We're just a few hundred bucks away from our goal." "It's time to make the magic happen." "Ride me, cowboy, ride me!" "Ride me!" "You've got mail!" "Where's Tiny?" "Tiny!" "Tiny!" " What did I do?" " The hologram." "Turn it on." "Turn it on." "Ride me, cowboy, ride me!" " beautiful." " You want 15 minutes alone with her?" "simplify." "Like you said, DarreII, we get rid of the monitor." " darrell was just messin' with ya." " No." "No, no, no." "We make it... a hologram." "Ride me, cowboy, ride me!" "AII right, all right." "Imagine... an empty desk." "And all that's on it... is this." "In front of you is a virtual desktop where 3-D icons hover in space like, uh, a shimmering star field." "Maybe there's a little animated paperboy on a bicycle grabbing emails out of a pouch and tossing them up onto my desktop." " Yeah." "Doesn't suck." " You're good." "I see why you were in marketing." "Can it be done?" "No way." "Fine." "well, I guess it's impossible." "Yeah." "It's impossible." "We know what you're doing, Caspar." "AII I'm saying is no three minds, no matter how staggering their genius, could do this." "OK, dammit, bring it over here." "Let's see this thing." "OK, Tiny, how does this work?" " The economy's in the crapper, Hank." " What a surprise, lloyd..." "I wanna review this year's projects." "Now what is this horseshit about developing a $99 computer?" "A group of unassigned Iosers volunteered for it." "Are we on the same page, Hank?" "Maybe Omega should give away computers for free?" "Why are you worried about this?" "Where the hell do you think my profit comes from?" "It's the hardware, stupid." "I did a billion dollars last year." "How am I gonna make a profit on a $99 kids' toy?" "Why haven't you sent the annual sponsorship fund yet?" "I wanted to deliver the funds in person." "But lloyd, this is just a fraction of the annual funds." "1/52nd, to be exact." "Market's on the skids, I'm cutting back." "From now on you'II get your money a week at a time." "That way I can keep you on a short leash." "Oh, Hank?" "I suggest you keep the PC-99 on an even shorter leash." "OK." "Road test." "Big moment:" "2-D to 3-D." " You guys ready?" " Yeah." "AII right." "Here we go." "Three, two, one..." " What happened?" " Wait." "Let's check this part." "OK." "Connection?" "Whoa." "Amazing." " I saw 3-D icons." " Yes, but that's all there is, Andy." "The rest of the brain exists in cyberspace." "We need a way to link it to the hologram." "We'd make a source at boot-up, piece the server, generate an override, then model blush once, holographic context instantaneously..." " A hypnotizer code." " Yes." "elegance." "translation?" "simple." "Tiny will write a code to connect all the elements together:" "the Internet, the gloves and the hologram." " clear?" " crystal." "Get writing, Tiny." "Do you smell that?" "That... is the stench of victory." "I can't..." "I can't..." "Where the hell is lloyd?" "call him again!" " I'm right here, Hank." " Jesus!" "I hate when you do that." "I don't think you understand my situation." "I've got 500 engineers..." "and if they find out we're out of pringles, we're gonna have a riot on our hands." "Where's this week's check?" " Did you take care of the problem?" " In a couple of weeks it won't be an issue." "Fine." "In a couple of weeks I'II send you your next check." " Whoa." " Now what's wrong?" " Janie HickenIocker." " hello, boys." " Whoa." " Ride me, cowboy!" " Come on, guys." "We're on a deadline." " Let's get to it." "We're almost there." "Tiny, you the man." "So just write like your ass is on fire and that code is a barrel of water." "They're like cockroaches." "They're unstoppable." "I'm just gonna fire them." "You can't." "You'II have a mass revolt." "lloyd's got me by the balls." "If I don't get all the money now, I..." "I can't make payroll." "Why don't you just give them the project?" " What do you mean?" " Let them leave La Honda with the project." "They'II die out there." "You know how many start-ups go castors-up every week?" "And what if they hit pay dirt?" "Invent the next palm or iMac?" "If it'II make you feel better, have them sign a nonexclusive waiver, just in case." "Put it together and what do you got?" "I come off like a generous patron of technology." "lloyd gives us our money." "There's no more money for your project." "The PC-99 is dead at La Honda." " What?" " What?" "But we did it." "Hank, you're not gonna believe it, but we built a holographic computer that actually costs $99." "It's magic." " What are you talking about?" " AII right." "Imagine the ad campaign." "A boy finds something in the desert, he rubs it, and boom!" "An electronic genie, a hologram, appears before him." " Marketing bullshit." " No, it's not." "Then show me." " well, it's not..." " Uh-huh." "I gotta go, Hank." "The real men are fIash-testing the Titan." " Hank, you've gotta believe me." " Sorry." "Francis is right." "You're out of money, you're out of time." "Your team will be split up and reassigned." "No." "We'II do it on our own." "We quit." " What?" " Andy, wait a minute." " We'II do it on our own." "We quit." " Andy..." "Francis said you'd react this way, so I had an exit document prepared." " Wait a minute..." " "NonexcIusive waiver to intellectual property rights..."" "NonexcIusive." "So... you can market our ideas too?" "Yeah." "You've got all the rights, but so does La Honda." "We're Ben and you're Jerry, so we share the ice cream." "Capeesh?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "But only in what we've developed so far." "Anything we develop after we leave, we own, right?" " That's right." " Andy..." "We should talk about this." "We're a team." "DarreII's in." "Don't you follow the news?" "The economy is all over the place." "We don't have time for that." "He's in." " Hey, Andy, wait a minute." " Come on." "Where's Tiny?" " How you doin', Tiny?" " Not doing." "Done." "You did it?" "Way to go, Tiny!" " How many lines of code?" " 69." " I told you you're the man, Tiny." " Hey!" "Hey, get away from there." "Everything is the property of La Honda." " You can take personal items only." " No, no..." "Mine, mine." " Mine!" " You can't do this." "This is all our work." " Guys..." " You got eight minutes." " Let's talk about this." " Seven and a half now." "Shit!" "We have nothing!" " The hypnotizer?" " Didn't put it in yet." "OK." "Screw Hank." "We're not even gonna tell him about the hypnotizer, OK?" "Tiny, grab your stuff." "We're outta here." "What?" "We're leaving La Honda." "Leave?" "No." "No, no, no." "Stay, yes." "Stay." "Come on." "We quit." "Quit?" "Quit?" "We're gonna do this on our own." "The four of us." "The five of us." "Hey, Caspar." "I heard you're leaving." "I'm sorry it didn't work out." "No hard feelings?" "I don't get you, Francis." "I rose to your challenge." "hell, I bitch-sIapped your challenge." " And you go and screw me." " Hey, if you hurry, you can get your marketing-puke job back in time to work on the Titan campaign." "But please, do me a favor." "No chicken suits this time, OK?" "Move over." "I drive." "We were kicked out of Eden for this?" "!" "In less than 24 hours we've gone from leading a technological revolution to being unemployed vagrants." "And there are tubas." "calm down, salman." "We're iron men." "people'II line up to see what we got." "Trust me." "Trust you?" "The gold rush is over." "people are getting fired." "How can I tell my girlfriend I chose to join the unemployed?" "She'II castrate me." "Hey, Andy." "Who's the honey?" "Is she your docking station?" "She's a friend, and that's a really rude term." "Come on." "It's time for plan B." "plan B?" "What was plan A?" "Look around you." "I want you to remember what you're wearing today." "I want you to look at these faces." "You're gonna remember these faces for the rest of your life." "Cos you're gonna tell the story of this meeting for the rest of your life." "I'm about to bestow upon you the holy grail of the computer industry." "well, Iet me see." "Imagine you could put these hands in and touch the soul of your computer." "Touch your computer's heart." "Do you wanna be part of the revolution?" "I have no idea what the hell you're talkin' about." "But I Iove your passion!" "Here." "Oh, my." "hello." "DarreII can't work in this environment." "Bacteria, mold, spores..." "Rat fecal matter." "Come on, it's romantic." "We're a garage start-up." " Think HewIett-Packard." " Think Hunter virus." "I couId live here." "I've been living in La Honda for four years." "well, welcome home, Tiny." " How long to build another prototype?" " No time, just parts." "Who's got the cash?" "No, with rent, my cellphone, gas for the Porsche, I'm maxed out." "analogue economic redistribution." " Huh?" " You sell some of your stuff." "No, I didn't mean we should get rid of the Porsche!" "Anything but the Porsche!" "Oh, no!" "It's cool and it's fast and it's black..." " Hi." " Hi." "I'm AIisa." " What's your name?" " Curtis." "Tiny." "Hi, Tiny." "You know, you have really delicate hands." "Do you work with your hands a Iot?" "Here." "It's done." "And I came up with the name." "How about the eMagi?" " electronic magic." " Yeah." "How about the eCoIi?" " Hah!" "Show me." " It's crufty, but it works." "well, Iet's try it." "Where's Tiny's hypnotizer?" "Where's Tiny?" "Tiny, where's the hypnotizer?" "Tiny?" " Tiny?" " Wrong ear." "He sleeps with alternating sides of his brain, Iike a bottlenose porpoise." "Tiny?" "Tiny..." "Wake up, Drumpy!" " Tiny?" "The hypnotizer." " Where is it?" "Smoke test." "Desktop ready." "please select icon." "mailbox." "It's amazing." "You have mail." "You have mail." "It works!" " Yeah." " It works!" "It works!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" " Amazing." " Andy, it's so cool!" "It's... beautiful." "It's magic!" "The eMagi." "The eMagi?" "I win!" "I get a night out with my girlfriend." "When do I get to go?" "well, how about tonight?" "We'II all go." " No." " Why?" "It'II be fun." "We'II all bring dates." "That's not fair." "To DarreII and Tiny, I mean." "They don't have a DS." " Neither do you!" " Do too." "tell you what, angry man." "You bring a date and we'II double." "Hah." "Check and mate." "Fine." "Bahia Cabana." "Eight o'cIock." "And we'II see who brings a DS." "Oh, and for the record, a bIow-up doll does not count as a DS." "Our first pitch is tomorrow, so tonight we're gonna celebrate." "Wanna come?" "It's a trip..." "It's a triple date." "DarreII, salman and me, plus dates." " What about Curtis?" " Tiny?" "He can't get a date." " He's too shy." " Oh, please!" " Here he is." " Who?" "Tiny?" "With a girl?" "!" "I got a date." "I got a real date!" " Did you call her for him?" " No, I just held his hand while he called." "The shortest, weirdest phone call you have ever heard." "Hey, salman!" "Sorry, salman." "I thought you had a girlfriend." "I do." "I've just never met her." " We chat all the time online." " What's her name?" "FoxyLady33@AOL." " Ask her out, dude." " She'II say no." "She's Foxy Lady." "If you never ask, you'II never know." "Tiny asked, he got a date, and darrell didn't even show." "DarreII's here." "He's already claimed victory." "They're dancing." "Hey, salman, come on." "Come on." "OK." "Oh yeah." "Not much further." "You ready?" "Oh, Andy, this is... very, very cool." "Isn't it beautiful?" "simplified, clarified... economized." "I just wanna touch it with my hands." "I know just how you feel." " The Dow slipped 35 points..." " The NASDAQ index lost 141/2..." "The New York stock exchange composite fell to 5621/2..." "Ride me, cowboy, ride me!" "Wow." "Terrific." "This is something." "I'II just give my friend at La Honda a call." "If your references check out, we've got ourselves a deal." "carol, get me Francis, will ya?" "You haven't given much thought to the look of it." "Our design team is working as we speak." "We'II have a cosmetic prototype in... a couple of days." " Times are a little tougher than I thought." " A little?" "Can you see this?" "It'd be easier to sell sand in Baghdad." "This is grim, Andy." "We're almost out of food." "Maybe we could get an ISP partner - EarthLink or MindSpring or ModNet?" " I have a friend at ModNet." " What?" "!" "You have a friend at ModNet?" "Why the hell didn't we go there in the first place?" "A former friend." "Andy?" "Andy!" "Andy, I wanna formally apologize for hookin' up with Robin like that." "It was totally uncool." "Oh." "So you're not seeing her anymore?" "No." "We're gettin' married." " Yeah." "Gotcha." " She said she'd never get married." "She said she'd never do a Iot of things." "Money changes everything." "ModNet's buyin' up failed dotcoms for peanuts." "I'm worth a pile!" "hell, my Iife's perfect." "Let's go sell the old man." " Is this the posse?" " Yeah." " Uh, guys, this is willy, my old friend." " Best friend." "Andy's personally responsible for hookin' me up with the most insanely hot chick." " How you doin'?" "Hi." " Get off!" "Oh, man, I'm sorry." "DarreII here has personal space issues." "I probably should've said something." "Yeah, well, just keep him away from the old man." "OK." "well, well, well." "So... what have you kids got for me?" "That's the old man?" "I want you to remember how you feel today." "Because you're gonna tell the story of this meeting for the rest of your lives." " I'm about to bestow upon you..." " Sorry I'm late." "hello, Andy." "I asked our head of marketing to join us." "Thanks, Robin." "That's Robin?" "You did it with that?" "!" "You are my god." " Andy!" " Yeah, um..." "What we, uh..." "What we have here today, uh..." "It's a hologram." "It's a holographic computer." "It's so ugly." "Uh... question." "What the hell?" "OK, light it up." "Oh, this is ajoke." "It's a... joke." "It's..." "Is this what passes as ajoke these days?" "You know, I don't get you kids and your sense of humor." "gentlemen?" "Jesus, Andy!" "I told him you were money in the bank!" "Won't be needing this." "I'm gonna have willy's baby." "Look at you." "You're as pathetic as these losers." "only difference is... you did it on purpose." "What the hell happened in there?" "You tried to slug a chick!" "And you missed!" "What was I thinking?" "I had everything... and I threw it away." "You know, I don't even remember why anymore." "She's right." "I am pathetic." "What have I become?" "Who the hell am I?" "Who the hell are you?" "What about us?" " Yeah." " Yeah." "You said everything would be all right." "Now what?" "Ben, you know I can do this." "You know I can do this." " Yeah." " Hey, Ben." "It's Andy." " Andy!" " So, uh, how's things?" " I've been expecting this call." " You were?" "AII that "jolt" babble." "I told everybody Wonder Boy would be back within two weeks." "You're a born salesman, Andy." "Don't waste your talents." "Come on back." "actually, Ben, I was calling to thank you." "Yeah, I mean this job is..." "more than I ever hoped for." "Yeah." "And I never felt more alive." "Quit screwin' around, kiddo." "The climate is changing." "We're entering an economic ice age." "Everybody wants yourjob." "I can only hold it for you for another two weeks, max." "OK, man." "Thanks, Ben." " So why haven't your pitches gone well?" " Oh, everyone's afraid." "They want to invest in a sure thing." "They see my piece of crap on their desk and..." "I mean, in my head it's beautiful." "I don't see the wires or the gloves or the kludge." "I just see this... beautiful glowing potential." "beautiful glowing potential?" "Maybe I couId help you sexy up the look." "Wow, really?" "You'd do that for me?" "It'd be a good project for me, something I couId... finish." "I'd love to see how you'd sexy it up, but I'm afraid it's too late." "really?" "That's too bad." "Yeah." "It's too bad." "well... thank you for today." "No, thank you." "I really needed this." "So what are you gonna do now?" "Go back to Omega?" "No." "No way." "Leaving Omega was the best decision I ever made." "But it's a little scary, though, huh?" "Yeah, a bit." "But you know what?" "I should feel awful and I don't." "I've lost everything that I thought was important, but..." "I feel..." "light." "alive." "I have no money, no job, but I know something'II happen." "I'II make it happen." "I bet you will." "So is... this that part of the movie?" "No." " Not yet." " Damn." "Not much longer." "Good night." " What's going on?" " Andy!" " We've been trying to call you." " What the hell is Mrs B gonna say?" "cocktail, Andy?" "OK..." "She wants to invest." " What?" " She wants to invest." "She wants to give us the money to finish the eMagi." " Who?" " It was Miss claudia Goss." "She wants us to come back with our new design." " New design?" "!" " She needs it tomorrow morning." "Tomorrow?" "Shit!" "Tomorrow?" "Shit!" "Come on." "The studio." "It's gonna need a wide base, a flat base, ventilation and access ports for both power and Internet." " But it needs to be short this way, with a..." " I'm sorry." "Andy..." "I don't think I can do this." "I'm sorry." "I'm not used to having all these rules and specs." "newsflash." "Sometimes... it's OK to know what it is you're doing while you're doing it." "OK." "At least I'II know when I'm done." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "Sit down." "Let me do this." "I'm changing into my smock." "No peeking." "Andy?" "Andy?" "Andy, wake up." " Hey." " I'm done." "temporarily done." "Wow." "Avocado." "That's awesome." "I just thought it was so hi-tech, it should have an organic color." "well... good night." "It's almost sunrise." "Good morning." "Hi." "I Iove this song." " Where'd you find it?" " I used to have this kick-ass CD collection..." "frankly, I'm a..." "little concerned about Mrs B's "no hanky-panky" clause." "What is this?" "Some kind of a kinky..." "sensory-deprivation sex thing?" " Yes." " Whoa!" "well, Iet's hope I last longer than the pillow." "Andy!" "We have to go." "We can't be late." "What did you do?" "blow up a chicken?" "Tiny, hurry up!" "Let's go!" "Get dressed!" "We gotta go." "We're late." "please hurry." "Let's get in the car." "Get in the car." "No." "hold it, guys." "You can't go dressed like that." "What if I start you and your troops out on a grand a month per person living expenses?" "Sorry, claudia." "Big nums or no nums. 2500 a month each." " OK..." " plus 200 Gs operating expenses." "And you buy my Porsche back?" "Fine. 200,000." "For 51% of the company." "51% ?" "No way, Andy." "She'II have us by the prick." " I don't like this 51%." " Let's face reality, boys." "Six months ago all you had to do was say "dotcom"" "and you'd have investors all over you Iike foam on a Frappuccino." "But those days are over." "This is a buyer's market and, as far as I can tell, nobody's buying." "Sidebar." "AII right, I know this is a big risk, but everything we've done has been a big risk." "And I know 51% sucks, but it's our only offer." "We don't have a choice." "We're out of options." "200 grand?" " We're in." " Great." " Let's celebrate à Ia Caspar." " À Ia Caspar?" "What the hell is that?" "eMagi!" "This is it." " Oh, my god..." " darrell likes." " That is a work of art." " Tiny." "assembly." " Yeah." " Oh, cool." "Come on, come on." "Oh, yeah." "This is the first eMagi assembled!" "I think it's time for a photo op." "You guys are making history." "Gather close to Tiny." "Hey." "We are iron men!" "Yeah!" "hello?" " Hey, claudia." " We need to have a board meeting." "Guys, we're havin' a board meeting." " cool." " Just like we're grown-ups." "This morning I received an offer from Just Everywhere Inc to purchase the eMagi outright for $409,000." "well, I think I speak for all of us when I say... no." "And I think I speak as the majority shareholder when I say... what you all say means precisely dick." "So... 49% of 409,000, minus the 200 advance," "leaves you with a grand total of $410 of pure profit." "congratulations." " $410?" "You're kidding!" " The movers should be here by four." " We spent the advance already." " Great doing business with you." "Bye." "Who the hell is Just Everywhere anyway?" "You haven't heard the Iast of us!" "You didn't even ask us!" "She didn't have to ask us." "You gave her 51% of the eMagi." "Christ, we trusted you, Andy." "We thought you knew what you were doing." " Hey, what's up?" " We have nothing." "We have nothing and we're broke." "Who's gonna tell DarreII?" "Poverty sucks." "Look at this machine, guys." "Huh?" "Does money buy happiness?" "I think so." "You tell him." "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "I know I let you guys down and I know we have nothing." "But we've been here before, right?" "And we've come through before, right?" "Right." "OK." "Here it is." "State records office, civic center." "Let's go." " Come on, Iet's go!" " would you stop doin' that?" "They're in San Jose." "New company, not even in the computer yet." "Keep off the foot." "Come on, guys." "Let's kick some ass!" "Look." "Francis is Just Everywhere." "There you are, you engineering puke!" "Caspar, it's good to see you." "Security'II be here any minute." " Do you think you'II get away with this?" " This is wonderful." "I'm very impressed." "please pass along my compliments to the rest of your team." "Where are they?" "Oh, there they are." "You screwed them!" "You screwed me!" "You screwed all of us." "This is the new "new thing."" "I am so confident that I broke a cardinal rule and I invested my own money into the eMagi." "That was your evil plan?" "Get me to design a revolutionary computer so you could steal it and get rich?" "!" "You are seriously paranoid, man." "I only wanted to get rid of you." "It wasn't until I realized what you had come up with that this became my evil plan." " I'm gonna kill you!" " kill me?" "You should thank me." "Of all the people I've worked with, you're one of the few who made it worth my while to screw them." "This is an enormous compliment." "999?" " We made it for 99." " Right." "But... if I charge $900 more, every time I sell one, I make $900 more." "Oh." "Looks like your time is up." "Mr Caspar?" "We can do this the easy way..." "or the hard way." " The easy way, please." " Damn." "Late breaking news." "silicon guru Francis Benoit has quit La Honda to go for the money." "Benoit claims to have developed an electrifying new invention that will completely change our lives." "I had a dream... that I couId make something and it wouId touch everyone's lives." "And we did it!" "We made it!" "And Francis came and stole it from me." "He stole my dream." "No." "He stole your thing, not your dream." "It's like... when you paint a painting and you sell it." "You lose the painting, but you still keep the inspiration." "You sold the painting." "Now just paint a new one." "It's not that simple." "I can'tjust... take a crayon and... sketch a new computer." "Can't you guys just use some of your old stuff?" "What exactly do you still own?" "Nothing." "Ben and Jerry's!" "Ice cream?" " Guess what, guys." "I had a vision." " Did it involve Third world schooIkids?" "No, it involves a nonexclusive agreement and a tube of KY." "Screwing Francis in a very public, demeaning and humiliating way." " Look at that." "DarreII smiled." " Did not." "It was a facial spasm!" "Guys, do you have any idea what we accomplished?" "We cracked the gene code, we built a space station." "We created a workout that tones your abs in only six minutes a day." "We took the most unwanted, uncool WOMBAT project and we spun it into gold!" " And it turned to shit." " No, it didn't." "It was just stolen." "And we can get it back." "Listen." "We developed the eMagi at La Honda, which means Hank co-owns the rights, remember?" "If we get Hank on our side, we can use our ideas, but we can take it much further." "blow Francis away with something cooler, faster... smaller." "The next generation eMagi." "The ultimate." "We go all the way to the limit." " Who's with me?" " I'm with you." " I gotta get going, guys." " Where are you going?" "FoxyLady33." " You don't have to pretend..." " I asked her out." "She's arriving at the ferry terminal in 56 minutes." " She's real?" " His Docking Station's at the docking station." "But... our new project?" "No, we do his project before we do any project." "OK." "OK, I'II help SaIman with his project, you guys... stay here and brainstorm." "Brainstorm what?" "No gloves, no wires, no nothing." "What if she's some kind of freakoid?" "What kind of person agrees to meet a person she met on the Internet?" "What about me?" "I couId be a weirdo for all she knows." "Go get her, Robin Hood." "If she is a "her."" "Benoit quits La Honda." "More on that story." "In a quick response, Omega's lloyd Acheson has abruptly halted La Honda's corporate funding," "leaving the valley's premier research lab in a state of complete chaos." "Hank!" "Hank!" "We're here to save La Honda." "We got it." "We got the answer right here." "I had a dream, Hank, and I thought it was gone." " And then I remembered... you still have it." " still have what?" " Ben and Jerry's!" " The nonexclusive waiver." "Give me 30 iron men, a month, and we'II nail Francis." "There's only about seven guys left, eight if you include me." "You can have 'em till the power shuts off." " We're gonna ravage Francis with this." " OK." "Hey, guys!" "FoxyLady33 is Janie HickenIocker?" "!" " Foxy HickenIocker!" " hello, boys." "small world, huh?" "Ride me, cowboy!" "Guys, Iet's get to work." "Let's crank it up, guys." "Francis is going public in 10 days." "You all know what you need to do." "Caspar's team are building something at La Honda." "They're using the Titan X." "The Titan was never finished." "Caspar's team has nothing." "I have the eMagi and 100,000 preorders." "Wow." "And we haven't even shown it to the backers yet." "Listen." "Listen to some of these orders." "NASA's ordered 25,000." "The KuaIa Lumpur Department of Transportation wants 50,000." "Some institute in Sedona I don't know wants 10,000..." "Hey, Tiny." "How you doin'?" "Not doing." "Done." "Yeah!" "Now that's what you would call..." "in the nick of time." "Synchronize your watches." "I have 9:13." "We've exactly less than two hours to get to Francis." " "exactly less than"?" " We're synchronizing watches." "cool." "Hey, Tiny!" "Let's roll!" "Tiny, break it up!" "Big excitement in San Jose as silicon valley's elite jostIe for a glimpse of the new "new thing,"" "Francis Benoit's so-caIIed revolutionary computer." "Wraps come off at precisely 11, when the top players get to bid for the rights." "meanwhile, security here at Just Everywhere is hi-tech and tight." " We've got five minutes to get in there." " And Tiny's missing in action." " well, he's just gonna have to meet us inside." " If we get inside." "Don't worry." "SaIman's on it." "Right, salman?" "Recursive security algorithms?" "Hah!" "Bring it, bitch." "Go for it, Andy." "Right thumb on the pad, please." "hold it still." "Next!" "control the computers and you're unstoppable." "hello again, Mr Caspar." "We have to stop meeting like this." "UnstoppabIe, huh?" " This way, salman." " Guys, go with the plan!" "Inside, inside." "Exciting, isn't it?" "Something in the air." "Francis Benoit, always miles ahead, has something new." "Quick, in here!" " What you see today will challenge..." " Shit, we're not gonna make it!" "I can't believe we got this close!" "Today's computer is 50,000 times faster than the first computer and it can hold a million times the information." "And tomorrow's computer?" " What the hell are you guys doin'?" " Keep goin', salman." "We can do this the easy way..." "or the hard way." "You know what's in this bottle, tough guy?" "Tetrodotoxin." "DeadIier than cyanide." "Within ten minutes, your body goes numb... and then the paralysis sets in." "In 30 minutes... you're dead." "Care to give it a try?" "Nice try, but you'd die too." "DarreII's been inoculated." "welcome, friends from around the world." "Let's get started, OK?" "Come on, throw me your security card." "It's all right, salman." "It's just Mountain Dew." "Where's the card?" "Where's the card?" "Oh, shit." "Live dangerously." "Kick ass, DarreII." "We've only got a minute." "Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to meet the future... a holographic computer for about $1,000." "behold... the eMagi." "Eat flaming death, Francis!" "Christ, WiIIiamson, didn't we already pass on this?" "A demonstration isn't complete without the customary glitch." " Tiny?" " Francis." "What are you doing here?" "PeriIs of a downsized economy." "disgruntled former employees." "AII right, Tiny." "Now just waddle on home." "Go on!" " Now where were we?" " Francis!" "Hank, what is this?" "You don't know." "What's going on?" "My name's Curtis Reese..." "and I helped design the eMagi before Francis stole it!" "Andy?" "excellent prank, Caspar." "Now just do the pee-pee dance on home." "Sit down and shut up, Francis!" "Hi." "I'm Andy Caspar, and this is my team." "And we made the eMagi." " And I'm here to tell you a secret." " What secret?" "It wasn't finished." "The eMagi's cool, but it was only a step along the way towards our ultimate goal - to simplify, to clarify, to economize." " AII right, enough." " Wait!" "I wanna hear what the kid has to say." "We're light years beyond Francis." "The eMagi isn't tomorrow's computer." "It's yesterday's prototype." "This is tomorrow's computer." "powerful, portable... and one-tenth the price." "Hi." "I'm Caspar." "The friendly... hologram." "I think it was..." "God who said..." ""Let there be..." "light."" "holy shit!" "Whoa." "Check it out!" "Amazing!" "beautiful!" "It doesn't suck!" "Don't be shy." "Put your hands into the hologram." "Let the lasers find your fingers." "Touch the soul of your computer." "unbelievable!" " No shame in crying." " darrell doesn't cry." "DarreII's... eyes sweat." "So, did you get yourjoIt?" "I'm about to." "Nice try, Caspar, but I still own the rights." " So do we, Francis." " Concentrate, Francis." "Remember the nonexclusive waiver?" "I believe it was your idea." "Awesome, Caspar." "Omega is no Ionger interested in the eMagi." "We're goin' with this baby." "Hank?" "Who do you think you are, Caspar?" "I don't need anybody in this valley." "I'm Francis Benoit." "I've got thousands of preorders from customers around the world." "Lookee here." "Here's one of your worldly customers now." "The head of the KuaIa Lumpur Department of Transportation." " We bought 50,000 units." " Here is NASA's Chief Purchasing Officer." "25,000 units." "And DarreII there runs the Sedona Anger Institute." " 10,000?" " 10,000." "Hey, but don't worry." "As long as you didn't..." "invest your own money..." "Francis... you are so totally in the toilet." "Bye." "Very humiliating." "Very demeaning." "Very public." "Mr Benoit, I'd love to have your comments, sir." "Thank you, Andy, thank you." "Thank me?" "Thank you guys." "I had nothing without you guys." " Yeah, but you made us a team." " You gave us a chance to shine." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "Thank you guys too." "Big-ups... to all of you." "Oh, my God." "DarreII, you connected." "You're actually touching us!" "I figured... my hand was just in the toilet, so..." "Visiontext subtitles:" "David Van-Cauter" "US ENGLISH"

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"I get nervous when you don't answer!" "Who is this?" "Lima." "Lima." "No." "Why?" "So they say." "Brunette." "Average." "100." "The works, 100." "Blowjob, 50." "Anything except in the ass." "As long as it takes, half an hour." "Half an hour, tops." "Who is it?" "What?" "What else can I say?" "At Vidal's on Providencia." "They're the worst." "The worst, Gloria." "Since they came, this is a jungle." "They'll fuck for 20 euros." "Some even for 15." "Blowjobs for 10, like junkies." "But guys like them." "It must be the novelty." "Gloria, I only work half as much since they came." "They have to do something." "There's no work in their countries." "Don't people fuck there?" "They must have learned somewhere." "If they were hairdressers, you wouldn't be defending them." "What racists." "That's not it." "You're wrong." "It's not racism." "The problem is the market." "The laws of the market." "Not the supermarket, the other one." "It's demand and competition." "There's not enough demand and there's no competition." "The Minister of Economics said it on TV." "They come here and do as they fucking please." "The Minister said that?" "Not the "fucking" part, but he definitely thought it." "And he's a minister." "He must know what he's talking about." "You know more about blowjobs, Caye." "But the Minister of Economics knows more about economics." "Rosa's the expert on ministers." "No comment." "And the cops." "What good are they?" "These girls don't even know what working papers are." "Don't be mean, Caren." "Believe me." "If they were lawyers..." "Have you really screwed ministers?" "A bit of everything." "And ministers too?" "The secret service followed me and my phone's been bugged so many times..." "You wouldn't be here if you screwed a minister." "You'd have a nice house." "Hello?" "I didn't want a house, but I had plenty of offers." "With ducks and everything." "Who did you screw?" "." "You'd never believe me." "45." "How big?" "How much were these?" "2,000 euros. 2,500." "The bastard was jerking off." "I know where you get a perfect boob job for 1 ,000." "1 ,000?" "If you're going to get one, do it right." "But smaller tits are in right now." "It gets you more work." "Look how she walks, sticking her ass out." "They learn how to do it as kids." "They put stuff in their shoes to make them walk like that." "Come on." "I saw it on the BBC." "And they smell different." "Hormones." "The strong smell attracts the guys." "They don't bathe." "It's a cultural or religious thing." "Almost finished?" "Let them wait." "Good things are worth waiting for." "Like cleavage and a G-string, but in hormones." "Hi, Caye." "Hi." "Are you meeting Lima?" "At five." "And it's ten past already." "Yeah. I got held up." "One minute." "Shall we go?" "You're too late." "Couldn't you wait 10 minutes?" "I came from the other side of town." "Give me the bill." "At least pay for my taxi." "I'm not paying you anything." "What about you?" "Didn't you hear the Minister?" "Can't you talk?" "There are rules around here." "This isn't the jungle!" "You come to this country and do whatever you fucking want!" "Watch." "Nothing will happen." "They take the one in blue away every 3 days." "If they take them away I'll blow them myself." "You have loose ends." "She's got everything loose." "Angela's very loose in general." "Well?" "Why don't you try it?" "She's got a good ass." "You could make some extra cash." "Forget it." "Another one." "Mamen's very popular." "Guys like piercings." "What about my boyfriend?" "Look after him." "I'm as faithful as they come." "I can screw 30 guys and I'm still faithful." "It's just a job." "Maybe you go to a club with your friends, have a few drinks, see someone you like and fuck him." "Nice and tan." "Well-built." "With his tongue pierced." "I'd fuck him." "You see?" "I wouldn't." "Bring him in sometime to meet us." "Who, my boyfriend?" "No way." "What does he do?" "He takes pictures." "Of who?" "I don't know, of nobody." "He likes it." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hold your breath." "I don't have papers." "They won't ask for them." "If they do, say you left them at home, but they won't." "Do I have to pay for this?" "It's free." "Do you know him?" "From before." "He's getting me a work permit." "A customer?" "I fuck him for free." "Down payment for my papers." "What happened today?" "I said no." "The same thing happened the last time." "I had to screw him so he would go." "is he a cop?" "My friend says he is, but I don't know." "Your friend introduced you?" "Sulema?" "Where do you buy your clothes?" "I'll take you one day." "He's a bastard." "He can't hit you." "Press charges." "We have rights, you know?" "." "They said it on TV." "Without papers, I can't." "How long you been here?" "Ten months." "I applied for residence." "I didn't get it." "Are you in the park?" "That's where l found out about the apartment." "From Marga, a Colombian." "You know her?" "I want to move. lt's expensive." "I have a kid back home, with my mom." "I send them money." "I want to save up and bring him here so he can take care of me." "He's handsome." "Looks like a little monkey." "Edward." "Little Edward." "Do they know what you do?" "Mom would die if she knew." "I say I work in a bar." "What about your family?" "They don't know either." "This is temporary." "I'm saving up, too." "To buy a pair of tits like yours." "What?" "Did you see him?" "I saw him on the stairs." "I bet it was the mob." "She owed them money and they collected." "How long has she been here?" "Maybe she tried to rob him." "In her apartment?" "They're not too bright." "Look who's here." "Miss Methadone." "You're so mean, Angela." "Once she was so pretty, she drove the neighborhood crazy." "And now look at her." "Hi, Gloria." "Hi, girls." "Can I use your bathroom?" "It's broken." "I'll only be a minute." "Try Jose's." "I was already there." "His is broken, too." "Hi, Caye." "You look so pretty." "How's your morning going?" "Okay, turned a few tricks already." "Gloria, let me in, please." "I can't." "Fuck, I won't mess it up." "It's broken." "Piece of shit bathrooms." "They're always broken." "That's the way it is." "Yeah, whatever." "See you later, Gloria." "I like the ones with cross-straps and with single straps, too." "Those are the colors I like." "I want this color." "Perfectly made, honey." "And they're on sale." "How pretty!" "How much?" "Two for a euro." "It's banana leaf with corn and a little meat." "You'll love it." "Comfortable panties." "Flexible ones, light ones, quality ones." "Ladies, try them on." "Make yourselves at home." "Come, sinners, if you're not wearing panties, you're going to hell." "Look at these panties!" "My son's birthday is on the 12th." "He's turning five." "Take care, okay?" "Take care." "Do everything Grandma tells you." "Are you behaving yourself?" "Mommy misses you a lot too." "We'll see each other again soon, you'll see." "Real soon, my darling." "Listen." "How was school this week?" "How was it?" "Me too, my darling." "Hang on just a little longer." "Tell Grandma to sing you the song you like." "You'll love it, you'll see." "Zulema!" "It's been so long!" "How are you?" "You're nearly as tall as I am." "It's been a long time, Walter." "How are you?" "Since Juancito's birthday." "The black guy likes you." "Forget it. I don't like them." "To fuck, I mean." "If it's work, I don't care, but not for free." "I prefer white guys." "But it's the same thing." "No, it isn't." "How could it be?" "There are differences." "Pigments and stuff I won't mention here, but you see it in documentaries." "I used to feel that way too." "It put me off, their whiteness." "You do everything?" "Just about." "Me, too." "Except swallow, it makes me puke." "And not up the ass." "Me, neither." "I let them watch videos." "They come faster." "Girl on girl action, cum shots..." "They freak at the video store." "I tell them things." "Like what?" "All kinds of filthy shit." "Stick it to me." "Deeper." "Fill me up with cream." "Fill me up with cream?" "I swear." "They love it." "I don't know why." "Works like magic." "I say it and they're off." "I'll try it." "Fill it up with cream." "Fill me up with cream." "Fill me up with cream." "And always with a rubber, or no deal." "Do you take tests?" "They used to test us at the club, but not anymore." "I'm clean." "Are you working today?" "I'm going out." "Does it make you nostalgic?" "What?" "Everything." "The food." "A little." "Weird, isn't it?" "Nostalgia." "It's not a bad thing in itself." "It means you had good times and you miss them." "Me, I don't feel nostalgic." "Nothing worth missing has ever happened to me." "Talk about shitty." "Can you feel nostalgic over something that hasn't happened yet?" "Because sometimes, I do." "I imagine how things are going to be, with boys, for example, or life in general." "And I feel sad when I remember how nice they were going to be, because they were going to be beautiful," "really beautiful." "Then, I feel nostalgic because they were going to be so beautiful." "And when I realize they haven't happened yet, that they may never happen, I get really sad." "Really sad." "It's like a down payment of sadness." "Like a deposit on a rented apartment, but of sadness." "And you advance it because you know eventually you'll use it up anyway." "I've got another question." "When you're kids do they put stuff in your shoes to make your ass stick out?" "Who?" "I don't know." "Someone." "Whoever." "Cream?" "Yes, please." "Cream." "What was it?" "Fill me up with cream." "Fill me up with cream." "Fill us up with cream." "Fill us both up!" "Bring us cream, please!" "At least let me tell them." "I'm with my friends and they're already inside." "I don't care." "You can't go in." "They just went in." "A tall guy and two others." "They just went in." "Nobody's gone in." "You just let three guys in." "Let him in." "Stay out of this." "I'm trying to help." "ls he with you?" "No, I'm not." "I came with friends." "They'll be waiting for me inside." "Can I go in?" "No." "You see?" "If you were with me, you'd already be inside." "But I don't know you at all." "Can I speak with your superior?" "I don't have a superior." "Who are you, God?" "You're not missing anything." "There's hardly any chicks." "Was I talking to you?" "No, right?" "Are you coming?" "What if they come out?" "They're not coming out." "Why are you alone?" "I like going out alone." "Isn't it boring?" "At least no one leaves me waiting outside." "What's your name?" "That depends." "On what?" "On the day." "I've got two names." "Which do you prefer?" "Which one do you like?" "Caye." "Cayetana, Caye." "You're weird, Caye." "Do I scare you?" "A little." "Want to go back?" "What do you do?" "I work with computers." "I'm a programmer." "But I want to set up my own business." "Like Bill Gates." "He started from scratch and look at him." "is he doing well?" "Well?" "He's a fucking genius." "He built an empire from nothing." "You know how hard that is?" "Very, right?" "He's a god." "He's passionate." "That's why he's been successful." "You have to be passionate about everything." "Computers, life... everything." "Are you passionate in your work?" "Very." "Great. lt's the only way." "Like I say, whatever you do, do it with passion." "If not, don't bother." "Do you like computers?" "The new ones, especially." "I can give you software." "Design, music..." "whatever you want." "Great." "What do you do?" "I'm a whore." "That's funny." "A whore." "Hilarious." "Zulema?" "Yes?" "Who is it?" "Zulema?" "She's not here." "Try again in the morning." "I pay half." "One shift, until eight." "I get it in the daytime." "It's called the warm bed because it's never empty." "It's better than sharing a place." "That's half the time." "Some beds you only get for 8 hours, just to sleep in." "Are they nice?" "They're from back home." "We hardly talk." "The less they know the better." "They might know someone back home and gossip." "Do you like them?" "Guys like them big, right?" "Since her operation, Angela's working a lot more." "There can be a psychological reaction." "Rejection." "Self-rejection." "Your body says no, so you have to get them removed." "How does Manuel like them?" "I don't know. I'll ask him." "You might scare him." "He's already scared." "He's a bit weird." "Always talking about computers." "I think I scare him." "But I like him, he's very funny." "You told him?" "I told him but he didn't believe me." "But you told him." "If I told him that I was a cashier or whatever, he'd believe me." "And you know what really pisses me off?" "They can't pick you up after work." "I'd really love that." "I'd work in an office doing whatever, I don't care, but I want to be picked up after work." "Can you imagine?" "See him there waiting, from the window." "And he's really hot and the other girls are green with envy." "Just think." "Just saying it is amazing." ""Pick me up."" "That's what love is, right?" "Being picked up after work." "The rest is bullshit." "Forget flowers and rings." "They can stick that up their ass." "I just want to be picked up after work." "is it the same in your country?" "Have you ever been picked up after work?" "A few times." "How lucky." "Do you eat chicken there as well?" "Chicken, rice, corn..." "But we don't eat that much." "The heat?" "No, the government." "Do you have cinemas and shopping malls?" "Mother, please." "What?" "She's from Santo Domingo, not Mars." "For me, Santo Domingo and Mars are the same." "How long does it take to get there?" "Ten hours by plane." "That's not so far." "I thought it would be farther." "Who wants dessert?" "I'll help you, Pilar." "Do you miss it?" "Mostly my son." "It might be someone from across because I get them only when I'm home." "She gets flowers from a secret admirer." "How lucky." "It's not your father." "He would write something." "Maybe he's in Santo Domingo." "is your father away?" "As away as can be." "He's been buried for 3 years." "She can't accept it." "She misses him." "She's lonely, Carlos." "Being lonely sucks." "And she misses him." "But they were constantly at each other's throats." "They weren't." "Are you like her now?" "." "You make up whatever you don't like." "But they weren't." "You just choose to remember it that way." "I remember it the way it really was." "You left home." "You don't know what it was like." "It's like the flowers, or am I making that up too?" "She sends them to herself." "She orders them from the florist's." "Really?" "And she writes the cards." "In capitals so we won't realize." "And they're playing along." "They told us to at the senior center." "Whatever, Carlos, but it scares me." "It's a fantasy." "Sending flowers every 3 days." "180 euros of fantasy a month." "What does she write?" "On the cards." "What does she write to herself?" "Do you like sweets, Zulema?" "A lot." "You don't answer either?" "Why do you even bother buying cell phones?" "I was telling Pilar we need a lecturer." "What's the seminar about?" "Sex education." "I know a lot about that." "I've done it a lot." "Back home." "Seriously?" "Sex education?" "I'm an expert." "How much does it pay?" "They're hypnotized." "I can do your makeup later." "I took a state course in makeup for movies." "And another in catwalk modeling but I couldn't keep my balance." "How's your balance?" "Fine." "Mine's really bad." "As a kid, I was always falling." "One day I fell seven times." "My mother'd fill my pockets with sand to make me heavier so I wouldn't fall over." "So yeah, I couldn't do the catwalk." "That's why I love tightrope walkers." "I should marry one to make up for it." "Are there any in your country?" "Ten million of them." "Like princesses." "They're so sensitive they can feel the earth rotating." "That's why they're dizzy all the time." "Didn't you know?" "." "They say they're so sensitive they get sick away from their kingdoms." "And they can even die of sadness." "All set." "Can I look?" "Do you like it?" "Do you think Manuel will like it?" "He's no tightrope walker but I like him a lot." "Maybe he's the one." "Can you imagine?" "The man of my life." "I'd love to be the woman of his life." "Even for just one day." "I want to ask you a favor, Zule." "It's really important to me." "Smell." "Perfume." "It was in the bathroom." "Adobe Premiere 5.1 ." "It just came out." "And an Office upgrade." "I thought it was music." "It looks better on Zule." "She has bigger tits than me." "Guys like big tits, right?" "Mine are pretty small." "They're normal." "Shall I get them done?" "I'm saving up for implants." "How big do you like them?" "Tell me." "I'll get the size you like." "The size of your hands." "So they'll fit nicely inside." "It's yours." "Would you like dessert?" "Tonight I'm your dessert." "What's your other name?" "You said you had two." "I can't tell you." "Why not?" "It's my secret identity." "No one can know it." "Like Superman?" "Something like that." "Are you a superhero?" "A superheroine." "Which one?" "It's dangerous." "No one can know because they could hurt us." "You too." "I'm protecting you." "Thank you." "It's my job." "Do you change in phone booths, like Superman?" "Sometimes." "Do you have superpowers?" "Can you fly?" "Even better." "I can make you fly." "Manuel." "Would you pick me up?" "Where?" "After work." "Of course." "Where?" "Anywhere." "Doesn't matter." "Would you?" "Of course." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Not anymore." "Don't wait for me." "What are you doing?" "is that guy paying you well?" "Hey, I'm with someone." "Come party with us." "I'll pay you well." "Let go of me!" "You got the wrong person." "100 euros to suck me off." "No, please, no." "Just a blowjob." "Not tonight, please." "Not tonight." "Then jerk me off." "Please." "Use your hand, like that." "I'll come real fast. I swear." "120. 120." "Here." "Not tonight, please." "200 and I'll come real fast." "No, please." "l'll come real fast, I swear." "Come on, use your hand." "Use your hand, that's it." "Use your hand." "Like that." "Squeeze it." "Suck my dick." "That's it." "I know everything." "You didn't go to the bathroom." "You went to save the world." "To stop a train from derailing." "You went, saved everyone, and came back." "Am I right?" "Are you okay?" "Get the check, please." "I'm on my way out." "No hurry." "Stay there." "Excuse me." "My wife wants me to ask you to please change the sheets after sleeping in them." "Why doesn't she do it?" "Because she's not the one who's screwing 10 men a day in them." "She also told me to ask you to leave the house before 8." "So that our son won't see you." "My darling." "Star without a candle." "Blood of my wounds." "Don't make me suffer anymore." "My darling." "A stray bullet on Main Street." "Puddle in the slums." "i don't want you to go." "i don't want you to go away." "More and more each day." "My darling." "Star without a candle." "My darling." "Little puddle of cloudy water." "Soap bubble." "My last refuge." "My last hope." "Whore!" "Fuck you!" "My darling." "Little puddle of cloudy water." "Soap bubble." "My last refuge." "My last hope." "i don't want you to go." "More and more each day." "My darling." "You want some?" "Something good from the Caribbean?" "I'll give you 20." "No, 30." "Come on." "Asshole!" "Hey, guys." "Looking for company?" "Hello?" "Good." "No, I can't." "Because I can't." "I don't believe you." "Because I don't." "The guy's a piece of shit." "He doesn't have any papers for you." "He just wants to fuck you, period." "He's taking them to the Cuesta." "Today?" "At nine." "And you're going?" "You said you'd go?" "I don't know what to do." "He says they're valid for 6 months." "Yeah, and he'll get you an apartment." "He'll say anything." "Whatever you want to hear." "The guy's a pig." "He's out there fishing." "He's got ten others like you who'll lose their shit for papers." "Yeah, I'll lose my shit." "You can't imagine what 6 months would mean to me." "Don't go, all I'm saying is don't go." "I'm the one getting beaten, remember?" "You can't let him beat you up and then run back for more when he calls." "What I can't do is stop going out in the street." "Or go to see my son because if I leave I can't get back in." "Your son needs a mother without papers more than a dead one." "Don't tell me what my son needs." "You have no idea." "Zule!" "No, how can you think that, Mom?" "Everything's fine." "It's just that I thought about you." "Did you get the money I sent?" "Did you get the money?" "How's little Edward eating?" "is he eating well?" "Don't give him sweets, Mom." "Anyway, Mom." "You too, take care." "i'll call again soon." "Talk to you soon." "Bye." "How are you?" "Water." "Another one." "Can I see them?" "They've given me a lot of trouble." "You have no idea." "I needed a duplicate with a signature..." "And my friend in the registry, he's not here." "He took a few days off." "Can I see them?" "Did anyone see you?" "Are you meeting anyone later?" "I want to see my papers." "They're not yours." "Remember that." "Show them to me." "Not here." "Someone can see me." "Let's go to my place." "We have time." "When are you going out?" "Show them to me and I'll go with you." "Hello?" "Okay." "Yes." "Where?" "Okay." "Okay." "Let's go." "Where?" "I'll tell you outside." "Do you want your papers?" "How do I know you're telling the truth?" "You have no other choice." "Come on." "Let go of me." "Walk ahead of me." "I'll tell you what to do." "Let go." "Take it easy!" "I said let go!" "Sorry I'm late." "Hi." "Did he bring them?" "Who are you?" "Caye, nice to meet you." "And you are?" "He says at his place." "Great." "Let's go." "Where do you live?" "Just you." "That's the deal." "Well?" "I'll go up." "She can wait downstairs." "In the street?" "Just you." "I'll go up alone and you get half an hour." "Half an hour in the street?" "An hour!" "Well?" "Well?" "Hey!" "Son of a bitch." "The jerk treats me like I stink or something." "If you'd left with him, anything could've happened." "But I'm left wondering." "Wondering what?" "The usual." "Whether he had them or not." "It's unhygienic." "Whatever they say." "And it damages your hair." "And you don't do them." "I know how." "I don't on principle." "I didn't say you don't know how, I said you don't do them." "On principle." "The hairdresser's principle?" "Hairdressers have principles?" "Like you and everyone else." "You don't screw without a condom, I don't do braids." "I don't out of common sense, not principles." "Very bad." "You should do it out of principle." "What's the difference?" "It's not the same." "You can not do something for many reasons." "There's a big difference." "You look black." "Who did these?" "You're a traitor, Caye." "They're comfortable." "And I get twice as much work." "They don't look good on you." "I have to tell you that." "She has to tell you that on principle." "Right." "On principle." "Because it's my job." "You think principles come free with condoms." "But either you have them or not." "Not like tits which you can get if you don't have them." "I'm gonna charge for touching my hair." "Let's give them a fright." "What are you doing?" "It's my job." "They're taking it away." "is this the police?" "Some black girls are fighting." "Providencia Street. ln the square." "Africans." "Look like whores to me." "She's faking it." "No, she's really calling." "A neighbor." "Three minutes." "Thanks." "Thanks." "How can you be like that?" "What about them?" "I'm defending what's mine." "Hi, girls." "Can I use your bathroom?" "It's still broken." "Just for a minute." "It's broken." "Fuck, Gloria, I won't mess it up!" "Come to my place, if you want." "I'm heading that way." "Cool!" "See you later." "To the right, Blanca." "30, my love." "In a hotel, 30." "Of course." "No, my love, 30." "You won't forget it." "You'll want to be my boyfriend." "Tell me, my love." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay, ciao, my love." "Who's Zulema?" "Are you Zulema?" "Caye says come right away." "It's really important." "Come straight over." "She's on the corner." "is something wrong?" "That's all she told me to say." "What?" "What's up?" "What's up with you?" "What's up with your friend?" "I saw you talking to him." "I wanted to know if you were okay." "Are you okay?" "Like always." "Come to my place?" "We're going to her bathroom." "Gloria's is broken." "Lucky you weren't there." "Fuck, you're right." "If it wasn't for Caye, they'd have busted you." "You knew, didn't you?" "You knew and sent her." "Who?" "They're the ones who called." "It was Angela." "She's not working." "She says it's because of you." "The bitches!" "She wouldn't listen to me." "That's the way things are." "Maybe for you, not for me." "Try to understand." "Before she had a lot of work." "Why did you warn me then?" "Don't I take away her work?" "You're my friend." "So why didn't you come yourself?" "You save her and she complains!" "Unbelievable!" "They should have taken her too." "And fucked her up." "Do you have Chanel?" "Perfume?" "Can I try it?" "Thank you." "Smells great." "It's number 5, right?" "Can I try a little more?" "You weren't here last month, were you?" "A little more." "Thank you." "Can I see the bottle?" "They make them so pretty now." "if life gives you more than five reasons to go on." "if life gives you more than five corners to sleep in." "if life gives you more than five million to die..." "You strain yourself." "Night and day." "You strain yourself." "Night and day." "if life gives you more than five bastards to put up with." "if life gives you more than five lessons to not go on..." "You strain yourself." "Night and day." "You strain yourself." "Night and day." "if life gives you more than five minutes of pleasure." "if life gives you more than five minutes to forget." "You strain yourself." "Night and day." "You strain yourself." "Night and day." "You strain yourself." "You strain yourself." "Papi?" "Don't be shy, papito." "Papi?" "No, please." "Take it easy." "Take it easy." "Please." "Where are you going?" "Stay." "If I see you around here again, I'll call the police." "Yes?" "How many are you?" "Two?" "Together, 100." "100. 50 per head." "50." "Where are you?" "Caye!" "You work around here?" "Across the street." "Caye..." "Friends of mine from work." "Hi." "Hello." "How are you?" "Fine." "Like always." "I'm meeting someone." "Here?" "A friend." "Manuel." "I'll be right back." "He's the one that gives me the software." "What about you?" "Me?" "They have liqueurs inside, they're my favorites." "That means he knows you well." "I prefer flowers, they're less fattening." "Have one, Caye." "The red ones are delicious." "Next week we have to go see Dad." "Well, Mom?" "I don't know if I'm going." "Why?" "It's inconvenient." "Anyway, he won't know." "But we go every year." "That's another reason. lf l don't go this time it doesn't matter." "And I don't want to talk about it." "But we have to talk about it and decide how to do it." "And we have to take flowers." "Anyone know a florist?" "Mom?" "You could get them." "Maybe they'll give you a discount." "I don't understand you." "Obviously you don't." "I don't understand you either." "There's a day, you'll see." "One awesome day." "On that day everything is good." "You see the people you want to see, eat your favorite food, and everything that happens is what you want to happen." "if you turn on the radio, your favorite song is playing." "if you go on a TVgame show, you win everything." "Money, trips... everything." "Mark my words... everything." "it happens once in a lifetime, so you have to be ready." "Or you'll miss it." "it's like a detour." "Like when you're on a road and come to a detour but you're talking on your cell or arguing or thinking about something and don't realize and you miss it and you're screwed because you can't turn back." "Well, that day is the same thing.:" "a detour." "And you can choose how things will be from that day on." "Either you take the new route, or you don't." "That's why we have to be ready, Zule." "There are too few good things in life." "And if you miss them because you're thinking about something else, that would suck." "That would really suck." "They call me Caye, walking the street." "The mischievous, the oh-so-lost." "They call me street." "Street by night, street by day." "They call me street, today so tired, today so empty." "Like a little machine walking the big city." "They call me street, i get in your car, they call me street ofjoy and sorrow, aching street, tired street from so much loving." "i go down the street, up the street, i won't come down, not even for life." "They call me street and i'm proud of it." "i know my day will come." "Luck will find me some day." "One day he'll be there to pick me up, after work, that good man, my lifelong love who won't need to pay." "My heart's not for rent." "They call me street." "They call me street." "Suffering Street, Sad Street from so much loving." "They call me street." "Street and street." "Are you going to charge yours?" "Tonight we're not whores." "Tonight we're princesses." "exotic african braids" "You must teach us how to walk like you." "Maybe then we'll get more work." "There are ways..." "But you have to start when you're young." "Was it scary on the raft?" "You don't have to use sign language, Caren." "And people come from America by plane." "I flew into Holland." "From there I came down here." "Rosa, you can help her out." "With her papers." "You have contacts." "Rosa has screwed ministers." "And gone to parties and seen all kinds of things." "Why don't you call someone?" "It's not the way things are done." "And it's a load of bull." "Tell us one name." "Just one name that we can believe." "I can't." "Because you're lying." "I can't." "I signed a contract." "Really?" "A non-disclosure form." "They made you sign?" "And they always frisk me before, just in case." "He's that important?" "One day I'll bring it and you'll be sorry." "The phantom menace." "She's said it so many times." "Know what their problem is?" "They haven't traveled like us." "What do you expect?" "Where are you from?" "The Dominican Republic." "Boca Chica." "I'll see what I can do." "While you're at it, can you check my business license too?" "Somebody wants you, Zule." "Can you take over?" "I'll give it a try." "She's all right." "You don't come from Santo Domingo on a raft, Caren." "It's in America." "I know." "I got nervous." "What's that?" "It belongs to my friends." "Are you here alone?" "I'm with you." "You like it?" "Very much." "It's sancocho." "We cook it for our boyfriends as a sign of commitment." "I'm kidding." "Why do you work in the van?" "It's not work. I'm a volunteer." "I'm still a student." "Then why do you do it?" "I like it." "I like you girls." "Well, some more than others." "A volunteer..." "How lucky." "Just when I needed one." "Turned out tasty." "We have to leave at 8, volunteer." "I can't explain." "Gently." "Gently, papa, please." "What's wrong?" "It's difficult for me." "Vallejo, Zulema?" "Yes?" "When they come out, you can go in." "I went for some tests." "What kind?" "Everything." "How's Manuel?" "The same." "Sometimes I get carried away." "We're taking a little time off." "And your volunteer?" "Just as bad." "Did you know that the sea here is very important?" "There's no sea here." "Exactly." "That's why everyone thinks so much about it." "Things are not important because they exist, but because people think about them." "Like your son." "He's not here but you think about him every day, don't you?" "That's why he exists." "Because you think about him." "That's what my mother says." "We exist because someone thinks about us, not vice versa." "She says someone said it, but I think she made it up." "She makes everything up, when it's convenient." "Actually, I... I don't believe in God much," "and I'm not religious or anything." "My mother is, but I'm not." "The only thing is... I've been thinking, you know..." "And I think that..." "Well, the worst thing isn't... wouldn't be if there was nothing after death." "The worst thing would be if there was another life." "Another life like this one." "Zulema Vallejo." "Go through." "The doctor will be with you shortly." "Where are my results?" "They'll bring them now." "Make sure she looks great." "She has to knock them off their feet when they see her." "Are you glad about leaving?" "I'd like to leave too." "And open an eating house." "Yeah, a cock-eating house." "Hey, I'd be great at it." "And Mamen would come with me." "Wouldn't you, Mamen?" "What's this?" "I can't believe it." "It's too much!" "What a bitch!" "Unbelievable!" "Incredible!" "How fancy!" "I knew it!" "How cool!" "Well, I never!" "How fancy!" "Where did that car come from?" "It's for me while I'm waiting, to take me shopping." "Cool!" "Want to go for a ride?" "There's no room for me." "This is great!" "The ladies are my friends, Joaquin." "Did she screw him here, Joaquin?" "Some oil tycoon gave the Princess of Monaco a car like this." "I heard it on the radio." "Put down the windows so they can see us." "Where to, madam?" "Let's go to the park so the girls can see us." "Neli, go to the park." "You'll flip." "I'm with Joaquin, a friend of mine." "Go to Alameda and we'll pick you up." "Mom, look out the window." "Secret documents!" "Wow!" "Angela, put that down." "It's top secret." "We won't wrinkle them." "Caren, stop it." ""Confidential"!" "Put it down." "Joaquin, who is Rosa seeing and won't tell us about?" "I have to be with my son." "After that, I don't know." "I might come back someday." "It's normal." "That's your kingdom, Zule." "Princesses can't live away from their kingdoms." "They're so sensitive they die of nostalgia." "I told you once, remember?" "It happens to me sometimes." "I miss things that haven't happened yet." "It's yours." "So I'm giving it to you." "It's for your operation." "It scares me." "Besides, Manuel's right." "I'm weird." "I'd probably self-reject." "And if you self-reject, the sooner the better, right?" "Remember me, okay?" "We exist because someone thinks about us, not vice versa." "Never forget that." "Of course, baby." "We'll see each other really soon." "Really soon." "I'm bringing you a present." "A present." "I can't tell you." "It's a surprise." "Don't wait around, okay?" "Okay." "Maybe today's the day." "The day of the detour, remember?" "The one you said we have to be ready for." "Maybe it's today." "My friend." "She's leaving because she wants to." "Excuse me?" "She's leaving." "No one's kicking her out." "She wants to be with her son." "Great." "That's all." "if life gives you more than five reasons to go on." "if life gives you more than five corners to sleep in." "if life gives you more than five million to die..." "You strain yourself." "Night and day." "The check, Jose." "How are you?" "Great." "I met a boy, you know?" "." "We're seeing each other." "Good for you." "Where did you find him?" "At the methadone clinic." "He's great." "He holds my hand and everything." "And calls me "sweetheart."" "The first day I almost slugged him, but now, I'm used to it." "You know what I'm sorry about?" "That I didn't meet him before, when I was whole." "Because I was really hot." "Really hot." "Anyway." "He missed it." "Well..." "That's his fault." "He should've showed up sooner." "Cool." "The jerk." "He should've showed up sooner." "I'll tell him that." "Here." "By the way, the bathroom looks great." "Cool." "About fucking time, Jose." "It's been broken for over a year." "Maybe I'll buy one too." "No one calls the other phone." "That's not because of the phone." "Who knows?" "Being so expensive, more people might call." "And they can call when I'm out." "But you never go out." "It would get me out." "To test it, see if anyone calls." "Can you hear well with this one?" "They all sound the same." "You haven't had any flowers lately." "He must be on vacation." "How's Zulema?" "What?" "Zulema." "How is she?" "She left." "To her country?" "This morning." "On vacation?" "She couldn't take it anymore." "She couldn't." "She was a whore... and she couldn't take it anymore." "And she had some guy after her." "Some asshole who had it in for her." "So she left." "She wanted to be with her family." "How did you meet her?" "Once I took her to the hospital." "The guy had beat her up." "Until today." "Until today." "I don't want any more." "Caye!" "Caye, your phone!" "Caye!" "You answer it, Mom!"

"Don't stop moving To the funky, funky beat" "Don't stop moving To the S Club beat" "Oh, good" "Welcome to Eagle Peak!" "S Club S Club S Club" "S Club S Club" "We got the record company first We're gonna pick up some gold discs" "Then we've got radio-station interviews for the album promotion press conference, then a photo session for tomorrow's front page" "And then finally, we have the gig" "Last day of the tour Last day of the tour" "Thank you, Barcelona Good night" "Thank you very much We'll see you next year!" "You were brilliant tonight Brilliant You, you, you All of you" "Barcelona loves you You are the real tortillas" "You're right We were pretty good" "Water won't cut it now, I'm gonna need plasma" "Well done, guys That was it, the last gig of our tour" "So, Alistair, what are you gonna do during our month off?" "Because I'm going to the beach, get a little tan" "I'm gonna go back to London, see my family" " go in the studio and chill out..." " Hold it Your what?" "Our month off, now that the tour's finished" "A month, a week, a day They all sound so similar, don't they?" " Alistair, you promised us" " You can't keep doing this to us" "You promised us that month" "Okay, okay Time off starts with a week in LA, right after this press conference" " That's ridiculous" " What?" "For the album It's a great album, but you've got to promote it" "Natalie, protein bars?" "What are we gonna do?" " Why don't we fire him" " Who's gonna manage us, then?" "Well, we could manage ourselves, I suppose" "And do loads of solo projects that no one's gonna buy" "And then you can marry a footballer, Rach" "And have loads of babies with silly names" "No, come on, guys We've gotta stand up to him" "Can't we do this in the morning?" "No time Flight for Los Angeles leaves at 7 am You can sleep on the plane" "Come on Reporters are outside" "Big smiles, energy, eyes and teeth" "Guys, look, I know it's tough, but I promise you, it won't always be like this" "One day, your records won't sell The label will drop you and even I won't return your calls" "Ladies and gentlemen of the press, S Club" "S Club, do you feel that your exposure to the West Coast hip-hop scene will be felt musically on your next album?" " Yes" " No" " What she said" " What she said" "How many of you girls have had implants?" "Me I had a cactus once, but I watered it too much and it died" "Do you see yourselves as a manufactured band?" "Do you see yourself as a war correspondent?" "What do you miss most about being on the road?" " My dog" " Sunday roast" "Tea with the queen Yeah" "Bradley" "Sorry, sorry, sorry What did you say?" "I missed the question Sorry" "Well, that wasn't so bad, now, was it?" "We're having fun, aren't we?" "A lot of people would love to be in your shoes" "Not in Jo's Her feet stink" " You all right?" " You said we was gonna have a holiday" "Give me that" "Get some sleep Up in three hours" "" Up in three hours"" "Alistair Beresford?" " That's me Have we met?" " Susan Sealove Enchantée" "Enchanté" "Bloody hell!" "Right, that's it Nobody move I've got a gun" "Guys, why is it so dark in here?" "What are you lot doing down there?" "Am I dreaming?" "What's this big, hard thing?" " Jon" " Get off!" " Oh, sorry" " What is going on?" "Look at the time!" "We've missed our flight!" "Alistair's gonna kill us!" " He checked out?" " We have a dress code" " Okay, did he leave a message?" " No message No pijamas in the lobby" "A forwarding address?" "Anything?" "This" "It's the bill" "I don't understand this It's really not like Alistair" "Can you believe the bill was 2000 Euros?" " Why didn't he wake us?" " We upset him He's paying us back" "We gave him a hard time" "We always give him a hard time He knows it's in fun" "Maybe it's his idea of a joke to leave us here stranded with no money or tickets" "Well, what's funny about that?" "Oh, yeah, that is funny, on some level" "I mean, 10 years on from now when we look back, I'll be saying:" ""Jo, do you remember the time when Alistair abandoned us and we went down to the lobby in our pijamas?"" "It'll be hilarious Really funny" "If this is a joke, then it's on him because we just got what we wanted" "A day off" "Guys?" " Guess what I found" " Well done, you, Rach" " Yes!" " Come on" "High-five" "This has been one of the best days of my life" " Paradise Heaven on earth" " I'm creamed and steamed" "Go ahead, feel my skin No charge" " lf only we had just one more day" " Well, we haven't heard from Alistair yet" "I mean, why can't we just stay here until we do?" "Well, don't look at me" "Bradley gave the room-service girl a 60 percent tip" "It's all right" "I can stick it back together with my nail glue" "Hannah, it's at its limit Come on, guys, cough up" "All right, what have we got?" "What have we got?" "After all that, we've got 2 Euros left I think we're in trouble" "Well, we're gonna have to go back on tour" "Right, what we'll do is, exchange our tickets and book a flight Okay?" "So who's got the tickets to LA?" "Oh, well, that's Natalie Natalie takes care of the tickets" "Okay, so who's got her number?" "So we're stranded" " I'm starting to panic" " No, you're not" "I can't quite breathe properly" "I'm not getting oxygen to my brain I tell you, I'm hallucinating" "I can see us on TV" "It's Happening Now live from Los Angeles, California S Club" "When did we tape this?" "Hang on a minute, does my bum really look that big?" "Well it's not taped, it's live Look" "But that's impossible Where it says, " live," that can't mean it's live" "It can't mean it's happening now" " Excuse me, what show is this?" " It's called It's Happening Now" "S Club" " Jo, my favourite" " That is not Jo I'm Jo" "Hey, guys Look, there's Alistair Don't you see?" "He's got fed up with us whining and moaning all the time so he hired look-alikes in LA He's trying to teach us a lesson" "Well, we're gonna teach him a lesson because he's fired, and that is it" "How could he do this to us?" "Especially as I lent him my fluffy monkey slippers" " That's it He's fired" " Can we fire him?" "I mean, we signed a contract" "Yeah, but has anyone ever read the contract?" "Apparently, Alistair can make us weed his yard" "If he needs a kidney transplant, one of us has to be the donor" "I said we should have got a proper lawyer instead of your uncle Peter" "He knows the legal system better than any other lawyer" "Your uncle's an ex" " Con" "Oh, come on, you lot This is serious" "We've gotta find Alistair before this thing gets out of hand" "Come on, Jon, quick Lower, lower, lower" "Lower That's it Come on, come on" "That's it That's it All right, all right, I got it" "Ready" "Hannah?" "Well, I'm not taking a suitcase I'll look far too suspicious" "Let me handle this, yeah" "Please, my hombre, prepare our bill for checkout" " You pay the bill now?" " Yeah, just after we go for our short walk" " Walk?" " Cardiovascular" "You know, she's gotta lose a few stone Doctor's orders Right" " Better go" " See you Bye" "Hello, can I help?" " Yes!" "I think we handled that pretty well" " It was a piece of cake" "S Club, you don't pay the bill" " First the pijamas, now this" " We haven't done anything" "Yeah, we're just walking You know, for exercise" "With those?" "Weight-training Come on, guys, pick it up Let's go" "Feel the burn Oh, yeah" "Yeah, do some squats for me, please, Hannah" "Arrest them" "I'm really tired of this" "I've had enough" "We were gonna wire the money to the hotel as soon as we got to America" " That's what Columbus said" " We haven't done anything wrong" " Been there, heard it" " Yeah, but we can explain" " Older than the oldest profession" " You're making a big mistake" "Tell me something new" "You can't arrest us We're a famous band" "If you let us go, I'll sign an autograph and give you a copy of our new CD" "That's what I was waiting to hear You're the S Club?" "All of you?" " Yes" " Impersonating the S Club Fraud" " Impersonating?" " Anything else?" " We're not impersonators" " I've got the complaint right here" "Signed by their manager, Mr Beresford" "Alistair?" "Alistair?" "Alistair?" "Open your eyes" " Alistair?" " You hit him too hard, Miss Sealove" "Nonsense, doctor Look, he's awake" "Mr Beresford?" "Don't try to move" "There's someone I'd like you to meet" "Hello, handsome" "Can I have a club sandwich with no pickle?" "I don't believe this I can't get any reception in here" "Hey!" "We know our rights" "Attention Anyone caught sucking feet will get two days in solitary" " Oh, my God, it's the Spanish Inquisition" " Blood I'm gonna faint" "No, no, my dear, it's not blood" "They've been crushing grapes in the warden's vineyard" "If you give me 2 Euros, I'll let you lick Armando's feet" "He's got the biggest" "My little Chianti, aren't you, Armando?" "Private reserve" "I'll give you 2 Euros, hold the toe" " Suck Please help us escape" "Escape?" "My dear this is the only prison in Barcelona where people are trying to break in" "But I can tell you, the desk sergeant does like to dance" "Don't stop moving To the funky, funky beat" "Yeah, come on" "DJ got the party started There's no end in sight" "Everybody's moving To the rhythm that's inside" "It's a crazy world But tonight's the right situation" "Don't get left behind" "I can feel the music Moving through me everywhere" "Ain't no destination, baby We don't even care" "There's a place to be If you need the right education" "Let it tak e you there" "And just go with the magic, baby I can see it there in your eyes" "I can see it there in your eyes" "Let it flow Stop the waiting" "Right here on the dance floor Is where you gotta let it go" "Don't stop moving Can you feel the music?" "DJ's got us going around Round" "Don't stop moving Find your own way to it" "Listen to the music Taking you to places" "That you've never been before Baby, now" "Yeah, yeah, yeah" "You can touch the moment Almost feel it in the air" "Don't know where we're going, baby We don't even care" "Ain't no mystery Just use your imagination" "Let it tak e you there" "And just go with the magic, baby" " I can see it there in your eyes" " I can see it there in your eyes" "Let it flow Stop the waiting" "Right here on the dance floor Is where you gotta let it go" "Don't stop moving Can you feel the music?" "DJ's got us going around Round" "Don't stop moving Find your own way to it" "Listen to the music Taking you to places" "That you've never been before Baby, now" "Yeah, come on" "Don't stop moving" "Forget about your fears tonight" "Listen to your heart Let's just touch the sky" " Listen to your heart" " No need to reason why" "Just listen to the sound Let it mak e you come alive" "Don't stop moving Can you feel the music?" "DJ's got us going around Round" "Don't stop moving Find your own way to it" " Listen to the music" " Yeah, yeah, yeah" "Don't stop moving Can you feel the music?" "DJ's got us going around Round" "Don't stop moving Find your own way to it" "Listen to the music Taking you to places" "That you've never been before Baby, now" "Don't stop moving To the funky, funky beat" "Bye" "Don't stop moving To that S Club beat" " I feel like an escaped convict" " Let's go to Natalie's" "Okay, try around the other side" "Guys, what took you so long?" "The prison is right there" "The scenic route was better" "Guys, guys, guys Natalie, please help us, all right?" "We're fugitives We don't know what to do" "But you can't be here You're in California" "Look, you're booked to play at the Fuller Center" "Guys, we've got to get to LA" "Tickets, passports gum, earplugs, protein bars neck rest, Game Boy and vibrating..." "No, no!" "My last dollars and the address of the place I rent when I'm in LA" " Bye Good luck Bye Bye, guys" " Bye" "England!" "England!" "England!" "Bradley, stop it!" "Wait for me Come back!" "Well, according to Natalie, 112 Whalecove View is an attractive, sea" " View property with an alfresco dining area" "This must be the place" "Well, she said the keys were under the flowerpot" "Oh, great" "Tina, you start on that side" "I found it" "We should go there and kick those look-alikes right off-stage" "What?" "And get arrested again?" "According to Alistair, we are the impostors" "Maybe he's right You know in that movie where the robots are programmed to think that they're people, but they weren't?" "Well, maybe we're not actually us" "Maybe they're us and we're them, and we actually don't realise it" " You lost me at " hello"" " Okay, we'll just stick to the plan" "Yes" "We're gonna go in there, find Alistair" "We're gonna have a civilised conversation" "And then we fire his butt, and we kick it down the stairs" " Yeah" " Let's go" "You lot stay here, and we'll meet you after the show" " How much for the tickets?" " A hundred bucks from a scalper" " Each?" " I knew them when they were nobodies" "Thank you" "Thanks" " Screw you!" " Tina, wait Come back!" "Can you give me my microphone back, please?" "!" " Don't do that!" " Oy, give me my microphone!" "It's my microphone!" "Thank you" "I'm sorry, but that girl was awful, and everyone's gonna think she's me" "That was no reason to jump on-stage, grab her microphone and scream:" "" Hello, Hollywood, it's great to be back"" "It was like looking into a mirror" "Maybe I had a twin, and we were separated at birth" " I've actually always wanted a twin" " Yeah, or maybe they were robots" "Or popbots" " Let's just stick with the twin thing" " Yeah" "Let's go through this one more time" "We find Alistair, and we have a civilised conversation" " Wow, they really are identical" " No way, she's at least a size 14" "I can't believe they walked through without giving one autograph" "Our fans are really gonna hate us now" " Bradley, I love you!" "No, wait!" "Bradley!" " Look, there's Alistair" "Not now We're never gonna get past those security guards" "Come on, guys Let's just follow the bus, all right?" " They're staying in a private estate" " Something's fishy" "Yeah, that must have been when we got thrown in that garbage" "What I mean is, we never stay anywhere this posh on tour" "Well, why don't we just have a look" "We could probably jump over that wall or something" "Who let the dogs out?" "No, for real Look" "I've got an idea" "Bird Dog to Essex Terrier Come in" "Bird Dog to Essex Terrier Come in" "Oh, Jo, that's you" " I don't want to be Essex Terrier now" " Well, you pick ed it" "I've gone off it, and I want to be something else" " Fine What?" " Tough Sirloin" "Jo, you can't just change your code name It will get too confusing" "Go on, let her be Tough Sirloin if she wants to be" "Bird Dog to Tough Sirloin Come in" "Tough Sirloin here Speak to me, Bird Dog Over" "Okay, the roads all clear Over" " Tough Sirloin to Hedge Pig Come in" " This is Hedge Pig Who's Tough Sirloin?" "I changed it from Essex Terrier" "Well, then, I want to change mine I want to be Mr Black" "Well, that name's tak en" "Yeah, yeah Yeah, Big Pants ready to go Yeah" "And on my order" " Not yet, a car's coming" " All units, hold We have a hostile" "Operation Rogue Manager is on hold until my further command Repeat, wait for my command" "Okay, the eagle has landed" " The eagle has landed" " Where?" "I love eagles" " Hannah, just go" " Oh, sorry" "This is Tough Sirloin Meet me at the wall" "Now, settle down Be quiet" "I've got two friends I'd like you to meet" "This is Mr Walker He's a naughty dog" "And this is Rafferty He's a nice dog" "Now, one day, Mr Walker decided he wanted to go to the beach" "So he got on his little spotty trunks, and off he went Bye" " Bye" "Right, who's gonna go first, then?" "Rach, you go" "If I don't make it, will you tell my mum I wanna be buried in my violet dress" "Not the one I wore for my sweet 16, but the one with the sandals" "Now, Rachel" "Okay, I can do this" "Mr Walker's swimming trunks were too small because Mr Walker had a big, fat tummy" " We can't make our way through that" " It's the only way of getting past the dogs" "Stop, stop" "Okay, Tina, come here" "Okay, go, go, go!" "Don't pay any attention to that" "Do you wanna listen to my story or not?" "That's better" "Come on Quick, this way Down here" " Jo, stop pushing" " You're going the wrong way" " It's this way" " Wait for us" "I'm trying my best" " Come on, Teen" " Jo, get off my back" " Take the next left" " No, it's this way" "I've never seen so much hedge in my life" "Listen I can hear music" "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven" "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven Boom" "Head" "One, two, four, six, eight" "One, two, four, six, eight" "Jo, you're getting it wrong Four, five, six" "Concentrate, Jo Keep it on Two, three, four" "You're not getting it, Jo Six, seven, eight" "Come watch it from the front Five, six, seven, eight" "One, two, three and four" "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight" "And pull Two, four, six, eight" "One, two, four, five and six and down, down" "One, two, three, four, five, six, eight" "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven" " Keep down" " Quiet" " Okay, okay" " Look, they're in there" " By that yellow bush" " Keep your heads down" "Take your time and down" "Six and lift Step and four, five, six" "You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jo Hold it there" "Boy, they really are identical" "Two, three, four, six, drop" "Two and four, five, six, seven, eight" "One and two, three, four" " Do we have to stand in this bush?" " Yes" " Why?" " Because I'm allergic to it" "Don't worry about that That's just the atchoo bird" "Will you sit down?" "Come back here Come back!" " Dogs!" "Run!" " Tina, this way" "Follow the string!" "Dance" "Thank you" "Two, three, four, six, eight" " Oh, look, there's some string" " Keep moving, guys" " There's two of them" " They've got massive teeth!" "Four, five, six" " They're right behind us!" " Follow me" "Faster!" "Quick, keep moving" "Come on!" " Come on, you lot!" " Over the wall" "Faster They're getting closer" " It's right behind you" " Help me up" " Come on" " Help me up!" "Come on, Bradley, he's only a puppy" "Puppy?" "Puppy, my..." " Oh, nice buns, Brad" " I'm just glad they're still there" "Where's Jo?" "Hang on a minute Has anyone seen my sweater?" "No?" " Maybe we should have rung the doorbell" " Then I could have finished my story" "Now I'll never know what happened in the end" "I don't understand Alistair Why is he doing this to us?" "Well, we asked for time off I guess we got it" "Wait, he's replaced us with them, so why don't we replace them with us" "How?" "We'll kidnap three of them and switch places" "Good luck, Rach Operation Squeegee is a go" "Morning" " Hello" " Hello" "I've come to clean your windows" " Wait just a minute" " Oh, no I've had orders" "Security guards cannot have dirty windows It restricts your vision" "Could you shut the windows so I can clean them?" " All right" " Thank you" "There you go That's better" "Yeah" " That was the best soaping I ever had" " Oh, thank you very much" "Anyway, better be off Plenty more windows to clean, so" " All right" " Take care" " Thank you" " No problem" " So long" " Bye" "Tina, I'm in the loo" " Okay, wait there" " Okay" "Hi, Teen I've got a nice bucket" "I've always wanted to do that" "Never mind that Just start stripping" "What?" "Hannah, there you are Perhaps you could come over here" "How nice of you to join us" "Perhaps we could rehearse verse two while we're still in our 20s" "Good Playback" "Lately you've been searching For the other side, side" "There's a feeling to discover, baby" "You can feel it in the air tonight" "Let the groove just tak e you forward" " Grab him" " Hey, hey!" "Let's mak e it tonight Don't fak e it" "There's no need to analyse Now's the time to recognise" " Are you ready?" " Yeah" "Now, find out what you can" "Meet us tomorrow on Mulholland Outlook about, say, 1300" " Got it" " All right, I'll look after you I mean, him" " Okay" " Go Go, go, go, go" "Everybody Dance" "Let the music tak e you over Dance" "Let the beat become your lover Dance" "You can't stop it, baby" "And cut Excellent work, everybody" "I'll see you on set in five minutes Final touches Thank you" "Are you hungry?" "I've got some toast and jam" "If you give them toast and jam, they'll want milk to wash it down then they'll be asking to use the loo" "So we'll have no toast and no jam We'll just talk" " So, what's your name?" " Rachel" "What's your real name?" "Don't lie to me!" "I'm Rachel" " Is this part of our training programme?" " Look, I'm asking the questions, all right?" "What training programme?" "This is a test" "It's a good test" "Do I tie you up now, Bradley?" "We'll talk about it later" "Come here, you guys" "Either she's jerking my chain, or they're all two slices short of a loaf" "We might as well untie them They're too dumb to escape" "So, what's after dinner?" " Rehearse, of course" " What, every night?" " Performing is what we do" " Don't you ever just relax and hang?" "Relax?" " Hang?" " No, no, no" "I think what Hannah means is, you know we could just sit here and talk and stuff" "Exchange life stories and we could discuss how we, and by "we," I mean you how you got here and where "we," again that's you, where we come from" "And what "we" hope to achieve" "We are S Club We formed a band" "We make records" "We release records, and we tour" "Great hang!" "What do we do now?" "Are you gonna eat that?" "No" "I've made tea" " Oh, thanks" " Enjoy" "Did she just get you tea?" "What?" "Biscuits as well" "Tina, Tina" "We gotta keep her She's housebroken" "You're a sick boy" "What's all this?" "SBB:" "Shower before bed" "Shower before breakfast" "SBB You must shower" "No, no, no It's all right, honestly I had one this morning" "Just a " BB" Before breakfast" "Fresh as a daisy, me" "But go right ahead You knock yourself out" "Jon, I think the natives are getting a bit suspicious" "I don't care, Rach These don't come off for anyone unless they've bought me dinner first" "For heaven's sake!" "Come on" "Pretend you're in a JLo video" "We're adults, aren't we?" "We can handle this in a mature way" "No time to be a shy guy, Jon" "SBB Shower" "Just a shower of little droplets Falling from the sky" "Bradley, don't use all the hot water The rest of us want a shower too" "Scrub, scrub, scrub Scrub, scrub, scrub" "Wash off all the stains" "Scrub, scrub, scrub Scrub, scrub, scrub" "Going down the drain" " Shower time" " Hang on a minute" "You can't..." "You can't do that" "Wait, what are you doing?" "Well, it's a small shower, but we can all fit" "Oh, right Well, then, you wash my back and then, Rachel, I'll wash your back and after that, we can turn around and do the same again" "Great" "Now pass me the loofa" "What are you doing?" "Get out What are you doing in here?" "That's sick, man!" "SBB SBB" "SBB SBB" "Where's Jon?" "We are required to shower together to save on water" "Well, who made that rule?" "Alistair makes all the rules" "Any breach of protocol must be reported to Alistair" " Jon didn't breach any protocol" " Where is he, then?" "He's right behind you" " Jon" " Hello, love" "Watch out for that shirt" "Yeah, it might get all wrinkly in the shower" "Jon, is it just me, or did you notice something in the showers?" "No, I did I'll admit it, Rach, I looked but hey, I still respect you" "Jon, shut up, I'm being serious!" "I'm talking about them!" "They haven't got any bellybuttons" "Jon, she's right" "Look" "Today was a good day" "Keep this up and we shall be ahead of schedule" "Tomorrow, we have six hours of rehearsals" " seven hours of interviews" " Thank you, Alistair" " a long video shoot" " Thank you and an appearance on Totally Live Requests" "So it's a light day" "Good night, S Club" "Hannah Spearritt, your colour is yellow" "You lik e Sunday roasts, parties, clubbing, macaroni and Leonardo DiCaprio" "Your fav ourite subjects are geography and PE" "Rachel Stevens, you are a three-times winner of the coveted Harvey Nichols Shopper of the Year award" "Your nicknames are Rach, Rats" "Tina Barrett, your colour is red" "You lik e lie-ins, watching television and crazy nights out" "Your personality is loud, silly" "Jon Lee, your colour is green" "You love your dog, Molly, and your budgie, Harry Boy" "You prefer vegetables to meat" " Your fav ourite hair product is" " Rach" "This thing, it's like a crash course on how to be us" "They're not look-alikes, they're replacements" "Guys, we have to get out of here We've gotta warn the others" "Look at them They're really quite sweet" "Maybe we should take them clubbing I bet they've never been" "Maybe they're robots" "Or popbots" "Well, personally, I think they're clones" "It's not science fiction anymore, is it?" "They've cloned sheep and goats before, so why not a band?" "You can't just clone someone unless you've got a piece of them like hair or fingernails or skin cells" "The Internet!" "Okay, here it is" "One guy's been buying all the S Club stuff" "Victor Gaghan He bids on everything" "Props, costumes, underwear" "They've got our underwear on the Internet?" "Well, do a search on him" "A genetics professor at Golden State University" "" Fired for illegal cloning experiments"" "That's the guy!" "Hello How are you?" " What's your name?" " Andrea" "Hello" "I like your top It's really nice" "Help" "Being held prisoner by aliens or possibly popbots" "Please call police" "Best wishes, Rachel" "What's your name?" "Nice to meet you Bye" "What's your name?" " Hello What's your name?" " Thanks very much Bye" "Hello, little one" "Could I take a look at Rachel's autograph?" "Thank you" " Victor Gaghan, please" " Hold on one second" "It's Alistair for you" "S Club have infiltrated the clones" "S Club have done what?" "Do it like that" "This is the Rolf Harris technique, and it'll come back" "They're late" "They are not late, and will you stop pacing?" "You're making me nervous" "Well, I've shown them the Tasmanian swing" "And Jon's got the hang of it" "Look at them They're just so content" "That's because they're bores and boomerangs are boring" "It's a perfect match" "If I'd have known you could make that from my underwear" "I would never have worn any" "But they're not bores, are they?" "They just don't want anything" "They don't have to worry about anything" "They just exist" "Kind of creepy, though, ain't it?" "I don't know, it's like they're not human" "Oh, it's up in the tree" " Boomerang" " Boomerang" " I don't think it's coming back anymore" " But Tina said it would" "Can you see Alistair?" "We've gotta be at Mulholland Lookout" "He must have left" "Excuse me I just need to visit the little pop star's room" " So do I" " Yeah, me too" "Lost?" "Put them on the bus" " Get off me!" " Get off!" "You're making it harder on yourself" "Come with me now!" " I have them" " Good" "Bring them to the facility" "Hi, this is Jon Please leave a message after the tone" "Yo, Bird Dog This is Big Pants" "What's happening with you, Hedge Pig and the Shopper?" "Call me back" "Something's happening This is not right Something's wrong" "Maybe Jon thought I said, " Malibu Overlook," not " Mulholland Outlook"" " I'm gonna check the beach" " Oh, I've never been to the ocean" "All right, well, come with me" "Everybody's got something They had to leave behind" "One regret from yesterday That just seems to grow with time" "There's no use looking back Or wondering" "How it could be now Or might have been" "All this I know" "But still I can't find ways to let you go" "I never had a dream come true" "Till the day that I found you" "Even though I pretend that I've moved on" "You'll always be my baby" "I never found the words to say" "You're the one I think about each day" "And I know no matter where Life tak es me to" "A part of me will always be" "With you, yeah" "Somewhere in my memory" "I've lost all sense of time" "And tomorrow can never be Because yesterday is all that fills my mind" "There's no use looking back Or wondering" "How it should be now Or might have been" "All this I know" "But still I can't find ways to let you go" "I never had a dream come true" "Till the day that I found you" "Even though I pretend that I've moved on" "You'll always be my baby" "I never found the words to say" "You're the one I think about each day" "And I know no matter where Life tak es me to" "A part of me will always be" "You'll always be the dream That fills my head" "Yes you will, say you will You know you will, oh, baby" "You'll always be the one I know I'll never forget" "There's no use looking back Or wondering" "Because love is a strange And funny thing" "No matter how I try and try" "I just can't say goodbye" "No, no, no, no" "I never had a dream come true" "Till the day that I found you" "Even though I pretend that I've moved on" "You'll always be my baby" "I never found the words to say" "You're the one I think about each day" "And I know no matter where Life tak es me to" "A part of me will always be" "A part of me will always be" "With you" " What are we gonna do?" " Well, they're not coming" "Why don't we go and meet Bradley They must know something" "They think they're S Club What could they know?" "Well, supposing we told them the truth?" "The shock might jog their memory" "Truth?" "Truth about what?" "The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the..." "I can't do this" "Oh, for God's sake" "Oy, you lot You're not real You've been made" " Up" " You're clones Get over it All right?" " What?" "You mean we're fake?" "You've been grown Manufactured in a lab" " Like penicillin" " Or cheerleaders" " Fake boobs" " Yeah, I just said, cheerleaders" "We're the real S Club" "You've been brainwashed with a personal history" " That would explain the gaps" " Gaps?" "Well, yeah Whenever I pass a shoe store, I get really excited" " But I don't know why" " Oh, for pity's sake" " Where's Victor Gaghan?" " Who?" "We have to find him if we wanna save our friends" "So either you tell us where they are or goodbye to your heads" "Look, just try and remember Where did you first meet?" " I met Jon at an audition" " That's what you was programmed to say" "Come on, think about it Think" "Jon do you remember the lights?" "We were in a cave" "A big, colourful cave" "And we were all there" " Papa" " Where are you?" "I can't remember" "Peak" "It was called " Eagle Peak"" "Get off me!" "Let me go!" "This, my little pop chums, is the end of the line" "This isn't just Alistair's way of getting back at us" "This is bigger than that" "Okay, so we've been captured by a man who's built a dungeon in his basement" "Now, that's not good" "Sit down" "All right" "Now, let's not have any trouble here" " Give me your hand" " Who are you?" "Oh, no, please don't cut my fingers off I need those..." "Oh, right, a fingernail" "Oh, okay, you can have one of those" "Actually, could you cut that one?" "Because that one's really snagging on my jumpers" " I'll give you a tip" " Not necessary" "But I have a tip for you, Miss Smarty Pants" "Say your prayers" "What did that mean?" "Don't you see?" "Gaghan's gonna clone us again from our fingernails" "Yeah, he's got what he wants now He doesn't need us here anymore" "He's gonna kill us!" "We can't just go on our own We need backup" "Okay, go and call the LAPD" "Tell them an evil scientist cloned us and had them do gigs" "I'll come and visit you in the loony bin" "Eagle Peak Let's rock 'n' roll, baby" "We'll come with you" " We can't trust you" " Yes, you can" "Alistair lied to us We're feeling really" " Angry" " Yes!" " We want" " Revenge" "Yes!" " I'm sorry, it's too dangerous" " We're not afraid" "To sum up, we're angry, we want revenge, we're not afraid and can kill if necessary" "Wait" " We're still on the same team, right?" " Yeah" "All right Let's go" "All right" "First, we'll short-circuit the electrical current then bypass the video input" "Then freeze the computer" " Identification system, and if that don't work then we'll just chuck Hannah over the gate" " It's a retinal scanner" " Rectal scanner?" "Well, every castle has one of those, don't they?" "No, Hannah, a retinal scanner" "Look, this is gonna take forever Why don't we split up into two groups" "You go and find Jo, Bradley and Tina and we'll try and find Rachel, Hannah and Jon" "We're here You found us" "And we found you That was so easy" "Jo, this is your idea" " No!" "It was Bradley" " My back" "You guys okay?" "Wait a minute Where's Bradley?" "He's there" " What happened?" " You got hit by a pillow Come on" "Nice try but we can't let you escape" "Grab them" "There you are" "Admiring my collection of genetic matter from the dearly departed?" " But Tom Green isn't dead" " A man can dream, can't he?" "So you're the guy who bought the knickers off the Internet?" "Yes I wanted to meet you all in person before I tied up the loose ends" "You must be wondering why I brought you here" "I used to have heroes stars who I'd write to but who never replied, because I didn't count" "I was beneath them" "Then I realised I can grow my own stars" "Programme them to obey me, do whatever I say" " So I started collecting their DNA" " But it doesn't make any sense, though" "If you want power, then why not clone people like Bill Gates or President Bush?" "You can take over the world with clones of that calibre" "Tell me who would you rather see stepping naked out of an accelerated growth pod" "Bill Gates or Britney Spears?" " Britney" " Britney Definitely" "Thank you" "As for controlling the world, do you really think people are interested in politicians or corporate moguls?" "The subtle influence that captures the minds and hearts of the young is music" "The future lies in music" "And I own that future" "Of course, I'm only telling you this because you'll be dead in five minutes" " Do you wanna know how?" " I'd actually rather be surprised" "The floor will fall away, dumping you into a pit full of lethally poisonous snakes and spiders" "You don't scare us" "What are you talking about?" "Yes, it does" "Actually it's more the spiders than the snakes" "No, no, no It's definitely the snakes" "Shut up" "There is nothing more powerful than an idea whose time has come" "Your time, however, is gone" "Goodbye, S Club" "Look, I don't understand We're S Club" "No, we're fake boobs The real S Club are in there" "This looks familiar" "It's just like I remember it" "It's no use struggling" "The doctor is a genius" "He's calculated all the odds, run all the scenarios, envisioned every outcome" "There's absolutely nothing that can save you now" "Stop that!" " There you are" " Stop that right now Obey me!" " We're rebelling If that's all right" " It's not all right" "Get back to the castle!" "It's rehearsal time" " No way" " That's my girl" " You lied to us, Alistair" " Yeah, we're just fakes Copies Clones" "Is that what they told you?" "Don't you see?" "They're jealous" "They want to replace you" " You mustn't trust them" " Don't listen to him" "You must trust me I wouldn't lie to you" " Maybe he's right" " No, he isn't" "Come on, follow me" "Wait" "Alistair!" "He's a clone" "What?" "Wow" "Look at that, a built-in MM holder" "By the way, can I have my clothes back now?" "For lunch today there is meat loaf, broccoli spears, followed by humble pie, limp biscuit and vanilla fudge" "Vanilla ice cream and cream for dessert" "Lights out at 10:30 tonight, apart from Marilyn Manson who wants to sleep with the lights on" "The bedtime story will be read by P Diddy" "It will be Little Red Riding in the Hood" "Tina There's hundreds of them" "Would Madonna please report to the music room for extra singing lessons?" "Holy cloned cow" "Is that Posh Spice over there eating a steak and kidney pie?" "Well, that proves she's not the real thing" "And look, there's Robbie Williams having a food fight with Eminem" "And Ozzy Osbourne I can't believe they cloned Ozzy Osbourne" "No That's the real Ozzy Osbourne" "Victor never cloned him He's a mad scientist, but he's not insane" "All you, look" "We've got something to show you" "Spit it out, boy What about the clones?" "They're rebelling, Dr Gaghan" "Damn!" " Lf we leave here, how will we survive?" " Form tribute bands" " You can go on Pop Idol" " The point is there's a whole life out there beyond those gates A whole world" "A whole world where you can do what you want, not what you're told" "A whole world of fun and freedom" "You can throw a plastic boomerang whenever you want" "And there's potatoes cooked in hot grease and sugar Good, right?" "Look, all you need to say is, " I'm tired..."" "Not so fast" "So go back to your rooms" "Anyone who disobeys me will be killed" "We'll have to make an example of someone, I suppose" "Get that one" "No, get off me" "If you kill her, you have to kill me first" " And me" " And me" " And me" " And me" " And me" " And me" " And me" " And me" " We may need extra backup" " It's over" "Plan Q" "Isn't that " nuke Fort Knox and ruin the world's economy"?" "No Plan Q:" "Destroy the evidence" "Blow this entire building to oblivion" "Pull the switch" "Three minutes to destruction" "All clones remain calm" "In three minutes, all of you will be destroyed along with this facility!" " Two minutes, 52 to destruction" " What are we gonna do?" "Don't panic, all right I've seen this bit a zillion times" "The hero always saves the day" " Okay, so where are the heroes?" " We're the heroes, you mook" "We've got three minutes" "Hold up Time" " Out, time" " Out" "Why do we always get three minutes?" "Why can't we get an hour?" "Why?" "We've been living a lie" "We're not what we seem to be" "And we've had enough of being fooled" "And now we wanna be free" "Yeah, we've been living a dream" "Somebody else's" "And now we wanna live ours" "But we got to leave this game behind" "To know who we really are" "Don't let anyone tak e over your life No, no, no" "Don't give up your dreams And you'll be all right, no, no" "They think they can control you But they should have told you" "When you're a clone You know you're never alone" "Who" "Who do you think you are?" "Do you know for sure?" "Now tell me" "Who" "Who do you think you are?" "Do you know for sure?" "Now tell me" "Two minutes, six to destruction" "We're ready for change" "And we just want to come out" "And it's up to you and me now, boy" "Why are we waiting around?" "Feels lik e we're caught in a trap" "Somebody else's" "Maybe it's all in the mind" "But we've gotta find a way to leave" "All of this trouble behind" "Don't let anyone tak e over your life No, no, no" "Don't give up your dreams And you'll be all right, no, no" "They think they can control you But they should have told you" "When you're a clone You know you're never alone" "Who" "Who do you think you are?" "Do you know for sure?" "Now tell me" "Who" "Who do you think you are?" "Do you know for sure?" "Now tell me" "Who" "Who do you think you are?" "Do you know for sure?" "Now tell me" "Who" "Who do you think you are?" "Do you know for sure?" "Now tell me" "Quick To the helicopter!" "One minute, six to destruction" "Just gotta get, just gotta get back" "Just gotta get, just gotta get back 38 seconds to destruction" "Who" "Who do you think you are?" "Do you know for sure?" "Now tell me" " Go!" "Go!" " Victor, no!" "Who do you think you are?" "Do you know for sure?" "Now tell me" "Who" "We're free!" "Do you know for sure?" "Now tell me" "Who" "Who do you think you are?" "Four, three two, one" " Plan Q aborted" " I think we've done it, guys" "We've freed the clones" "We've just released a whole new set of Britneys" "*NSYNCs and Nelly Furtados into the world" "Maybe we should be quiet about that" "Nobody move!" "I want my S clones back They obeyed my every command" "They were always on time, and they only needed one toilet break a week" "They were the perfect band" "Alistair!" "Okay, put me down, S Club I'm sorry!" " Natalie" " Hey, welcome to Hollywood" "You are not gonna believe what's been going on" "Bye" "Bye, Rach" "Come here" "I'm gonna miss you, you know" "I've never met anyone like you before" "Well, not anyone with a bellybutton" "Where are you gonna go?" "What are you gonna do?" "I'll get along" "What the...?" "Bradley, that is disgusting" " What are you doing?" "She's me" " No, it's not" "She's all right I mean, she made me tea" "It doesn't mean I fancy you I don't fancy you at all" " That goes for me too" " Come on, you lots, stop bickering" "We'd better get going We've got a big tour ahead of us" " Natalie" " All right" "Now, we've got radio interviews at 8 sharp tomorrow" " Tuesday, San Diego Wednesday, Detroit" " Oh, no" "Thursday, New York Friday, Washington" "Saturday, Kansas City" " Wait!" " Wait!" " Hey!" " Wait!" " Come back!" "We need you!" " We need to talk!" "They're doing fine You know, they're almost as good as the real thing!" "Cool All right, take care" "Guys, Alistair says the S Club are doing better than ever" "I think he's right as well" "I mean, Jon, for me, really is the star of the show" " I feel a bit guilty about this" " Well, don't" "They'll get time off when we go on It's so perfectly fair" "Well, I think everyone should have a clone" "People would just be so much better off" "I just meant that they're getting paid in boomerangs" "You've got to admit, the clones are all right, though, aren't they?" "Aren't they, Rach?" "They're all right" " You know that already, right?" " Go on, Rachel" "This is ridiculous" "I want you to mean it, "This is ridiculous"" "This is ridiculous" "Bradley" " We can't trust you" " Yes, you can" "Alistair lied to us We're feeling really" " And we're feeling..." " Cut" " Help!" " Help!" " Louder " Help!"" " Help!" " What is your name?" " Hannah" "Ready" "Hannah?" "Yeah, but" " Sorry" " Cut" "Well, my name's actually Jonathan, but everyone calls me Jon" "That's just J-O-N, no H" "One more time, Jon" "Guys, Alistair says the S Club are doing better than ever" "I think he's right" "Sorry, I can't remember the line if I don't do "you know, you know, you know"" " I've got to get out of jail!" " Action" "Jo from Essex" "And cut" "Look, this is gonna take forever Why don't we split into two groups" "You three..." "Look, this is gonna take forever Why don't we split up into..." "One more time Cut!" "I want my dinner!" " " I want my dinner!"" " I want my dinner!" "And action!" " What is your name?" " Tina" "We can't just go up there on our own We need backup" "Go and phone the LAPD Tell them that a mad scientist has..." "I want my life back!" "Rachel R-A-C-H-E-L" "Try Try" "I don't like that" "Where's Jon?" "We are required to shower together to save on water" " Well, who made that rule?" " Alistair makes all the..." " I'm loving it" " Oh, yeah Yeah, bring it on" "Cut!" " Did you slip her the tongue?" " Well, you know" " Pose" " What's up?" "Come on" "And another pose Cut!" "That's a wrap" "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "Ripped by ..:" "McLane:.."

"* SOME WALK BY NIGHT *" "* SOME FLY BY DAY *" "* SOMETHING IS SWEETER *" "* 'CAUSE WE MET ON THE WAY *" "LOVELY, SO VERY LOVELY." "DEAR ME, I HAVE A RUN IN MY STOCKING." "YES, IT WAS FATHER WHO TAUGHT ME TO DANCE." "* THE BLACK BOTTOM, A NEW RHYTHM *" "* WHEN YOU SPOT HIM, YOU GO WITH HIM *" "* DO THAT BLACK, BLACK BOTTOM ALL DAY LONG *" "THE PARTY..." "WE REALLY SHOULD BE GETTING BACK, YOU KNOW." "SHH!" "QUIET..." "VERY, VERY QUIET." "IT'S COLD IN HERE." "THE WINDOW..." "WE SHOULD GO BACK DOWNSTAIRS NOW." "THE OTHERS WILL WORRY." "NO..." "NO, PLEASE." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "LET GO." "YOU'RE HURTING ME." "PLEASE DON'T..." "AAH!" "EMILY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "GET HER SOME WATER." "EMILY?" "WHAT HAPPENED?" "YOU FAINTED." "I'M SORRY." "THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE." "AND IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN." "THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M GOING TO PUT UP WITH THIS NONSENSE." "I FELT SOMETHING..." "A PRESENCE." "I MUST HAVE BEEN VERY CLOSE TO THE OTHER SIDE." "AND THEN..." "THE ODDEST THING HAPPENED." "IT WAS AS IF I WAS FALLING..." "DOWN, DOWN..." "AND THEN..." "EMILY..." "THE ONLY SPIRITS IS THIS HOUSE ARE 86 PROOF," "WHICH YOUR SISTER" "HAS CONSUMED MORE THAN HER SHARE OF FOR ONE EVENING." "YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME." "WHAT I FELT WAS ABSOLUTELY REAL." "IT WAS HERE IN THIS ROOM!" "I'LL HELP YOU UPSTAIRS." "I'M SORRY THE EVENING'S COME TO SUCH AN ABRUPT END." "THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING." "JAKE." "JAKE." "HMM." "* A NEWRHYTHM *" "*BLACK, BLACKBOTTOM *" "HA HA HA." "NO!" "EMILY?" "YOU SEE, THE MIND HAS A BUILT-IN DEFENSE MECHANISM," "A CIRCUIT BREAKER, IF YOU WILL." "AND WHEN IT PROCESSES INFORMATION" "THAT IS EXTRAORDINARILY UPSETTING OR TRAUMATIC," "IT SHUTS DOWN," "CUTTING ITSELF OFF FROM REALITY." "HOW LONG WILL SHE BE LIKE THIS?" "OH, IT'S DIFFICULT TO SAY." "WEEKS..." "MONTHS, MAYBE." "RECOVERY CAN BE EXTREMELY SLOW." "BUT WITH PROPER MEDICAL MANAGEMENT" "AND THE KIND OF INTENSIVE THERAPY SHE'LL BE RECEIVING HERE," "WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO BRING HER AT LEAST PART OF THE WAY BACK." "DOCTOR, WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE" "SHE SAW SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARILY TRAUMATIC." "SHE WAS ALONE IN THAT ROOM." "MARGARET, PLEASE, I'VE REALLY HAD ENOUGH OF THIS GHOST NONSENSE." "MR. RENBOURN, I'M A DOCTOR," "AND I'M EQUALLY SKEPTICAL OF PARANORMAL PHENOMENON," "BUT REALITY IS SUBJECTIVE." "AND IN HER MIND," "WHATEVER SHE EXPERIENCED WAS VERY THREATENING" "AND VERY REAL." "BLUE MOON DETECTIVE AGENCY." "IF YOUR SPOUSE IS A LOUSE," "OR YOUR KID HAS BEEN NAPPED," "YOU'VE MISPLACED YOUR FORTUNE," "YOUR PHONE'S BEING TAPPED..." "HERBERT?" "IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH?" "ME?" "NO..." "THANKS." "YOUR PHONE'S BEING TAPPED," "WE'LL SOLVE ANY PROBLEM..." "CAN YOU HOLD, PLEASE?" "DID YOU LOSE THE KEY TO THE MEN'S ROOM?" "NO." "NOTHING LIKE THAT." "IT'S NOTHING." "NEVER MIND." "THANK YOU FOR WAITING." "HELLO?" "HELLO?" "GOOD-BYE." "YOU'VE MADE ME LOSE A CALL." "I DID?" "I'M SORRY." "IT'S OK." "I FEEL AWFUL." "IT'S OK." "IT'S NOT OK." "YOU WASTED A PERFECTLY A GOOD POEM..." "YOU KNOW, THAT IS REALLY A GREAT DRESS YOU'RE WEARING." "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TYPE, HERBERT?" "TYPE?" "I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING." "EVERY TIME YOU WANT ME TO TYPE SOMETHING, YOU DO THIS." "DO WHAT?" "YOU HOVER." "YOU PACE." "YOU COMPLIMENT ME ON MY WARDROBE." "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST WALK OVER HERE, LIKE A NORMAL PERSON," "AND SAY, "AGNES, WOULD YOU TYPE SOMETHING FOR ME?"" "THAT REALLY IS YOUR COLOR." "HERBERT!" "AGNES, WILL YOU TYPE SOMETHING FOR ME PLEASE?" "I'D BE HAPPY TO TYPE SOMETHING FOR YOU, HERBERT." "THAT'S MY JOB." "WHERE IS IT?" "OVER HERE." "THIS IS GREAT, AGNES." "I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS." "HERBERT, I TOLD YOU I DON'T MIND." "HERE YOU GO." "OH, I KNOW IT'S A LOT." "BUT THERE'S NO RUSH." "FIRST THING IN THE MORNING IS FINE." "WHAT IS ALL THIS?" "THE GUNDERSON CASE." "THE GUNDERSON CASE?" "YEAH." "MISS HAYES AND MR. ADDISON" "WANTED THE COMPANY'S PERSONNEL FILES FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS." "NOW, THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF THING THAT THEY LET YOU XEROX." "I HAD TO COPY IT ALL BY HAND." "I SEE." "AND MY HANDWRITING IS NOT GREAT." "AND I'D HATE TO HAVE MS. HAYES OR MR. ADDISON" "WADE THROUGH ALL THIS." "HOW THOUGHTFUL." "ANYWAY, THEY WANT ME TO GET STARTED ON THE McPHINNEY CASE." "DO TELL." "YEAH." "LISTEN, AGNES, I OWE YOU ONE." "NEXT TRIP TO THE LADIES' ROOM," "THE PHONES ARE ON ME." "HERBERT," "HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?" "THREE MONTHS?" "TWO AND A HALF." "I KNOW." "ISN'T IT GREAT?" "I THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO BE DOING FIVE YEARS OF GARBAGE WORK" "BEFORE I'D GET A SHOT AT STUFF LIKE THIS." "I GUESS MS. HAYES AND MR. ADDISON" "JUST RECOGNIZE POTENTIAL WHEN THEY SEE IT." "I GUESS..." "WHAT'S THE MATTER, AGNES?" "WHAT'S THE MATTER?" "AGNES?" "I PUT FIVE YEARS OF HARD WORK AND LOYALTY INTO THIS COMPANY." "IN THOSE FIVE YEARS, I'VE TAKEN ONE SICK DAY." "AND I'VE BEEN LATE THREE TIMES," "ONLY ONE OF WHICH WAS MY FAULT." "I'VE TAKEN PAY CUTS DURING HARD TIMES." "AND I'VE NEVER ASKED FOR A RAISE OVER COST OF LIVING." "SO, I'D JUST LIKE TO KNOW" "WHY I'M STILL ANSWERING PHONES," "AND HERBERT VIOLA HAS BEEN HERE FOR TWO AND A HALF MONTHS," "AND HE'S DOING CASEWORK?" "OH." "OH." "AGNES..." "THERE'S BEEN SOME MISUNDERSTANDING." "MR. VIOLA ISN'T DOING CASEWORK," "I MEAN, WE JUST GAVE HIM" "A LITTLE SOMETHING TO DO ON THE GUNDERSON CASE." "BUT IT WASN'T CASEWORK, PER SE." "THEN WHAT WAS IT?" "WELL, UH, WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT, DAVID?" "IT WAS, UH..." "FACT-GATHERING." "FACT-GATHERING?" "INSIGNIFICANT FACT-GATHERING." "WE NEEDED AN EXTRA PAIR OF LEGS." "I GOT LEGS." "I KNOW-WE KNOW YOU HAVE LEGS." "AGNES, I'M SORRY YOU FEEL SLIGHTED." "THE ONLY REASON WE GAVE THE WORK" "TO MR. VIOLA WAS THAT HE WAS AVAILABLE." "WE NEED YOU HERE IN THE OFFICE," "DOING ALL THOSE THINGS YOU DO SO WELL." "LIKE?" "EXCUSE ME?" "LIKE WHAT ARE ALL THESE THINGS I DO SO WELL?" "WELL, I WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN." "THEY'RE FAR TOO NUMEROUS TO MENTION." "COME IN!" "EXCUSE ME, AGNES." "MS. HAYES, MR. ADDISON, THERE'S A WOMAN OUT HERE TO SEE YOU." "SEND HER IN." "SOUNDS LIKE THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER." "I GUESS I BETTER GET BACK" "TO DOING ALL THOSE THINGS I DO SO WELL." "WELL..." "I'D SAY WE HANDLED THAT ONE PRETTY WELL, HUH?" "GOOD AFTERNOON." "GOOD AFTERNOON." "PLEASE COME IN." "I'M MADELYN HAYES." "THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE, DAVID ADDISON." "HOW DO YOU DO?" "I'M MARGARET RENBOURN." "THANK YOU FOR SEEING ME." "WON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT?" "OH..." "THIS IS A LOVELY OFFICE." "MRS. RENBOURN, HOW MAY WE HELP YOU?" "WELL, IT'S GOING TO SOUND A BIT CRAZY, I'M AFRAID." "DON'T WORRY." "WE'VE HEARD CRAZY BEFORE." "I'D LIKE TO HIRE YOU TO FIND A GHOST FOR ME." "WELL, I GUESS IT IS KIND OF HARD MEETING SOMEBODY IN THE CITY." "WELL, ACTUALLY, "FIND" ISN'T THE RIGHT WORD." "WHAT I REALLY NEED IS PROOF." "SEE, I LIVE IN THIS BIG OLD HOUSE" "WITH MY HUSBAND AND MY SISTER EMILY," "WELL, EMILY LIVED THERE UNTIL RECENTLY." "ANYWAY, A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO" "WE STARTED TO EXPERIENCE STRANGE OCCURRENCES" "NOISES IN THE NIGHT," "NOISES THAT CAME FROM ROOMS" "THAT WE KNEW WERE EMPTY" "AND OTHER NOISES THAT SEEMED NEARBY" "BUT JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE." "OH, EMILY HEARD IT ALL, TOO." "BUT JAKE, MY HUSBAND, HE GIVES ME A LOT OF SPEECHES" "ABOUT LOGICAL EXPLANATIONS." "YOU KNOW, LATELY I'VE BEEN FEELING" "LIKE SOMEONE IS WATCHING ME ALL THE TIME." "I FEEL THIS WEIGHT, THIS HEAVINESS." "EVEN WHEN JAKE IS SITTING RIGHT THERE IN THE SAME ROOM," "I NEVER FEEL SAFE ANYMORE." "I LOVE MY HUSBAND," "BUT I'M SO TIRED OF FEELING SCARED ALL THE TIME," "IF I CAN'T CONVINCE HIM TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE," "I DON'T THINK THERE'S MUCH FUTURE FOR US ANYMORE." "MRS. RENBOURN, I'M SORRY YOU'RE GOING THROUGH ALL THIS," "BUT I'M NOT SURE A DETECTIVE AGENCY IS WHAT YOU NEED." "HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF GOING TO SOMEONE" "WHO SPECIALIZES IN THIS KIND OF THING?" "A PSYCHIC, A PRIEST, DAN AKROYD?" "MR. ADDISON, MY HUSBAND WON'T LISTEN" "TO SOMEONE WHO TRAFFICS IN THE SUPERNATURAL" "ANY MORE THAN HE LISTENS TO ME." "WHAT EXACTLY WOULD YOU WANT US TO DO?" "I NEED DOCUMENTED PROOF" "THAT THAT HOUSE IS HAUNTED." "WILL YOU EXCUSE US A MINUTE, PLEASE?" "MS. HAYES." "LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS." "DAVID, I FEEL SORRY FOR HER." "WE'RE NOT TAKING THIS CASE." "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" "I SAID, WE'RE NOT TAKING THIS CASE." "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT." "I SAID THAT." "SO?" "SO THAT MEANS WE AGREE." "WE AGREE?" "YEAH, IT'S WEIRD, ISN'T?" "I ALWAYS THOUGHT THERE'D WOULD BE FIREWORKS" "AND BELLS GOING OFF." "BUT, GOD, IT'S SO NATURAL." "SO EASY." "WANT A CIGARETTE NOW?" "WILL YOU STOP!" "WHAT DO WE DO?" "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO TELL HER?" "TELL HERE?" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN "TELL HER"?" "THIS IS A SERIOUS MOMENT BETWEEN TWO LOVING PEOPLE." "DAVID, I'M SERIOUS." "DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK IN THERE" "AND TELL THAT WOMAN WE THINK SHE'S CRAZY?" "NO." "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?" "LIE." "FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE, TWICE IN THE SAME ENCOUNTER!" "ARE WE MADE FOR EACH OTHER, OR WHAT?" "AFTER ME." "Mrs. Renbourn:" "THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LISTENING." "I KNOW THIS ISN'T A TYPICAL CASE." "WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE" "TO HELP ME WITH MY PROBLEM." "BUT THANK YOU AGAIN." "BELIEVE ME, WE DON'T TURN AWAY BUSINESS EVERY DAY," "BUT, AT THIS TIME, WE JUST DON'T HAVE THE MANPOWER." "OUR PLATE IS FULL." "WELL, THANKS FOR LISTENING ANYWAY." "AND THANK YOU FOR THINKING OF BLUE MOON." "WOULD YOU WATCH THE PHONES FOR ME?" "I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE TO LEAVE EARLY." "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX." "AGNES." "ARE YOU DOING WHAT I THINK YOU'RE DOING?" "YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH POTENTIAL AROUND HERE, MR. SMARTY BOOTS." "YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THAT CASE." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." "HEY, I DIDN'T JUST FALL OFF THE TURNIP TRUCK." "YOU'RE TRYING TO IMPRESS MS. HAYES AND MR. ADDISON!" "YOU'RE COMPETING WITH ME, AREN'T YOU?" "NO, HERBERT, I'M IGNORING YOU." "AGNES, YOU DON'T JUST GET UP ONE MORNING, HANG OUT A SHINGLE," "AND CALL YOURSELF A PRIVATE DICK." "OH, IS THAT SO?" "WELL, NO!" "IT TAKES SKILL!" "A LOGICAL MIND, INSTINCT," "A THOROUGH KNOWLEDGE OF SCIENTIFIC METHODS," "NOT TO MENTION YEARS OF EXPERIENCE." "AHH!" "AND WHEN MS. HAYES ASKS YOU TO HANDLE THE McPHINNEY CASE," "I'M SURE YOU REMINDED HER" "THAT YOU'VE ONLY BEEN HERE TWO AND A HALF MONTHS!" "LESS TIME THAN IT TAKES TO GROW A DECENT BEARD." "WHY ARE YOU COMPETING WITH ME?" "WE'RE NOT RUNNING A POTATO SACK RACE HERE." "HERBERT, I'M SURE YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO" "THAN TO SCURRY AFTER ME SPEWING RUDE VEGETABLE METAPHORS." "AGNES, LISTEN TO ME." "YOU'RE SCARED, AREN'T YOU?" "OF WHAT?" "AGNES DIPESTO!" "THAT SHE MIGHT PULL HERSELF A RUNG OR 2 HIGHER ON THE CORPORATE LADDER," "BE A LITTLE FASTER ON THE FAST TRACK." "OUT-SLEUTH YOU!" "OH, AGNES, WAIT." "LOOK, I DON'T WANT IT TO BE LIKE THIS." "I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET IN OVER YOUR HEAD." "OH, THANKS, HERBERT." "HOPE YOU DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY" "BUTT THE HELL OUT OF MY LIFE!" "BUT THERE IS SOMEONE AT THE DOOR." "YES?" "GOOD EVENING." "I DIDN'T MEAN TO STARTLE YOU." "BUT I'M HERE TO SEE MRS. RENBOURN." "WELL, SHE'S NOT IN." "OH, NO." "SHE JUST LEFT OUR OFFICE." "I JUST SAW HER DRIVE UP." "OH, YOU DID?" "WELL, THEN YOU MUST HAVE ALSO NOTICED" "THAT YOU'RE ON PRIVATE PROPERTY," "WHICH MEANS YOU ARE TRESPASSING." "ABOUT WHICH I'M ABOUT TO CALL THE POLICE" "IF YOU DON'T LEAVE MY DOORSTEP AT ONCE." "I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I SPEAK TO YOUR WIFE!" "YOUNG LADY, MY WIFE IS NOT INTERESTED IN BUYING" "OR SUBSCRIBING TO ANYTHING." "PLEASE LEAVE, OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE." "ALL RIGHT." "I'M LEAVING." "BUT JUST TELL HER" "THAT THE BLUE MOON DETECTIVE AGENCY STOPPED BY." "THE BLUE MOON DETECTIVE AGENCY?" "MRS. RENBOURN." "I THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE WEREN'T INTERESTED IN MY CASE." "CASE?" "WHAT CASE?" "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" "MISS DI..." "WHATSO?" "DIPESTO." "IS FROM THE DETECTIVE AGENCY." "I TRIED TO HIRE THEM." "IT'S ABOUT THE HOUSE." "OH, MARGARET!" "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD." "IT DOESN'T MATTER." "THEY'RE NOT INTERESTED." "ISN'T THAT RIGHT?" "OH, NO." "WE'RE VERY INTERESTED." "THE PROBLEM WAS THAT WE JUST DIDN'T HAVE ANYBODY AVAILABLE." "AND THEN MS. HAYES THOUGHT IT OVER" "AND REALIZED THAT YOUR CASE WAS VERY IMPORTANT" "AND PULLED ME OFF WHAT I WAS DOING." "OH, MY GOODNESS!" "I HOPE IT WASN'T SOMETHING IMPORTANT." "THE BINKS PEOPLE CAN WAIT." "THIS IS ABSURD." "WE DO NOT NEED A DETECTIVE." "PLEASE, JAKE." "I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THIS THING." "WHEN IS IT GOING TO END?" "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" "YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL HOME." "THANK YOU." "I USED TO THINK SO, TOO." "I ASSUME MS. HAYES FILLED YOU IN ON THE CASE." "OH, YES." "WELL..." "IN A GENERAL WAY." "GOOD." "HOW DO YOU PLAN ON DOCUMENTING THE GHOST?" "THE GHOST?" "GHOST." "YOU HAVE AN UNDOCUMENTED GHOST?" "MY SISTER EMILY" "I WISH YOU COULD SPEAK TO HER." "SHE'S VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT THESE KINDS OF THINGS." "SHE BELIEVES THAT THE SPIRIT IN THIS HOUSE." "IS NOT AT REST BECAUSE OF SOME REASON." "IN FACT, SHE'S TRIED TO MAKE CONTACT ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS." "WHY DON'T I CALL HER?" "WE COULD HAVE A CHAT." "I WISH YOU COULD, BUT SHE'S NOT WELL." "SHE'S IN AN ASYLUM." "ASYLUM, HUH?" "BUMMER." "EMILY ALWAYS BELIEVED" "THIS WAS THE MOST HAUNTED ROOM IN THE HOUSE." "THIS IS WHERE SHE ALWAYS HELD HER SEANCES." "GREAT." "THIS IS WHERE I WANT TO BE." "SO, HOW DO YOU PROPOSE WE START?" "WELL, UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES, UH..." "THE FIRST PHASE OF AN INVESTIGATION IS..." "FACT-GATHERING." "YOU KNOW, LEGWORK." "RESEARCH." "THE KIND OF STUFF YOU DO AT SAY, UH..." "A LIBRARY." "SO, WHAT I THINK I'LL DO IS..." "GO TO A LIBRARY." "BE IN TOUCH AS SOON AS POSSIBLE." "MISS DIPESTO, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY." "WE HAVE AN EXTENSIVE LIBRARY RIGHT HERE" "SHELVES OF VOLUMES ON LOCAL HISTORY." "MY SISTER HAD BEEN DOING RESEARCH ON THE HOUSE." "YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED HERE." "OH..." "I MEAN..." "GOOD." "WELL..." "I GUESS I'LL JUST GET STARTED FIRST THING IN THE MORNING." "THAT WON'T DO." "I NEED YOU TO START RIGHT NOW." "SEE, I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH TIME I HAVE" "BEFORE JAKE THROWS YOU OUT." "RIGHT NOW?" "YOU MEAN TONIGHT?" "TESTING, 1, 2, 3." "FIELD OPERATIVE DIPESTO." "IT'S 1900 HOURS." "THIS IS RESEARCH ON THE RENBOURN CASE." "JOURNAL ENTRY ONE" "THE LAND ON WHICH THIS HOUSE RESTS" "WAS ONCE OPEN SAVANNA." "ALL MANNER OF ANIMALS" "CAME TO DRINK FROM NEARBY SPRINGS," "BECOMING TRAPPED IN POOLS OF THICK TAR." "THEIR TORTURED SCREAMS ATTRACTING PREDATORS" "WHO IN TURN SUFFERED SLOW, AGONIZING DEATHS." "JOURNAL ENTRY TWO..." ""AFTER THE BRUTAL ATTACK, THE CHUMASH WARRIORS" ""HACKED OFF THE HEADS OF THE FRANCISCAN MONKS," ""IMPALING THEM ON LONG POLES" ""AND PARADING THEM PROUDLY THROUGH THE VILLAGE" ""FINALLY BURYING THEIR BONES" "WHERE THIS HOUSE NOW STANDS."" "LOVELY." "JOURNAL ENTRY 17" "I THINK I JUST WET MY PANTS." "WHAT KIND OF GHOST ARE YOU?" "DON'T YOU HAVE ANY MANNERS?" "CLOSE THE DOORS BEHIND YOU." "O..." "K..." "I THINK I HAVE TO GO NOW." "OHH!" "OHHHH" "THAT'S ALL RIGHT." "I'LL USE THE BACK DOOR." "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME." "I'VE SEEN ALL YOUR PICTURES." "ALL WHAT PICTURES?" "BERT." "DON'T SAY ANYTHING." "JUST HOLD ME." "AGNES, LOOSEN UP." "AGNES, YOU'RE HOLDING ON TOO TIGHT." "AGNES, PLEASE." "THANKS." "AAH!" "SORRY." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "LADIES FIRST." "I AM ON A CASE." "YOU ARE A CASE." "HERBERT, I RESENT THAT." "GOOD." "RESENT AWAY." "I RESENT YOU." "I RESENT YOUR BEING HERE." "I RESENT YOUR JEOPARDIZING" "THE GOOD NAME OF BLUE MOON DETECTIVE AGENCY" "BY COMING HERE AND REPRESENTING YOURSELF" "AS A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR." "SHH!" "SOMEONE WILL HEAR YOU." "LET THEM HEAR!" "HASN'T IT OCCURRED TO YOU WHO TAKES IT" "UP THE KAZOO WHEN YOU DON'T SOLVE THIS CASE?" "I'M GOING TO SOLVE THIS CASE." "MS. HAYES, MR. ADDISON, AND ME!" "YOU?" "YOU?" "MISS HAYES, MR. ADDISON, AND YOU?" "WHERE DID THAT "YOU" COME FROM?" "YOU." "YOU." "WHAT'S THIS GOT TO DO WITH YOU?" "YOU'RE A VISITOR," "YOU'RE AN INTERLOPER." "YOU'RE..." "A TEMP!" "WATCH IT!" "YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A NAMEPLATE." "YOU DON'T EVEN PARK IN THE GARAGE." "YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE DENTAL." "YOU..." "HA!" "THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE." "WHAT'S THAT?" "OH, MY GOD." "IT'S A" "COMPANY CREDIT CARD." "FULL-TIME EMPLOYEE NUMBER 007." "LICENSE TO SPEND." "I DON'T GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT IT." "THEY GAVE YOU A COMPANY CREDIT CARD?" "YOU, A MERE ITINERANT?" "FULL-FLEDGED, FULL-TIME, AS OF THE NEW YEAR." "YOU'RE TAKING THIS BADLY." "DO YOU SEE ME DOING HARM MYSELF?" "NO." "THEN I'M TAKING IT VERY WELL." "AGNES, LET ME HELP YOU." "HELP ME WHAT?" "HELP YOU GROW, HELP YOU SUCCEED." "THERE'S ROOM AT THE TOP FOR EVERYONE." "NOW, TELL ME ABOUT THIS CASE." "OH, NO." "OH, NO, WHAT?" "OH, NO." "YOU'RE NOT HORNING IN ON MY CASE." "HORNING IN?" "I'M JUST TRYING" "LEAVE!" "LEAVE?" "LEAVE!" "YOU DON'T WANT MY HELP?" "NOT IF YOU WERE THE LAST SHAMUS IN SHEBOYGAN." "THE LAST WHAT IN WHERE?" "OUT!" "GO!" "GET!" "LEAVE!" "OUT?" "GO?" "GET?" "LEAVE?" "AAAAHHHH!" "GEE..." "YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW, DO YOU?" "WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE?" "I HEARD A SCREAM." "IT'S LIKE" "AAH!" "CLOSE, BUT MORE BLOODCURDLING," "MORE FROM THE DIAPHRAGM." "WHO IS THAT?" "OH." "THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE." "MR. RENBOURN, HERBERT VIOLA." "MR. VIOLA, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN." "NOW, WHO SCREAMED?" "NOT ME." "YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T SCREAM?" "ME?" "SCREAM?" "DO I LOOK LIKE A SCREAMER?" "I AM A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL," "NOT SOME NERVOUS NELLIE WHO JUMPS EVERY TIME SHE SEES HER OWN" "AAH!" "LUDWIG." "THANK GOODNESS IT'S YOU." "YOU GAVE US QUITE A SCARE." "I'M SO SORRY, MRS. R." "I HOPE I DIDN'T STARTLE ANYONE." "MISS DIPESTO, MR., UH..." "VIOLA." "THIS IS LUDWIG." "HE'S OUR MAJOR-DOMO AND GENERAL FACTOTUM." "PLEASED TO MEET YOU..." "MAJOR GENERAL." "I THOUGHT I HEARD A SCREAM" "A TRÍO OF SCREAMS, ACTUALLY." "WE CAN ACCOUNT FOR TWO OUT OF THREE." "BUT NOT THE FIRST ONE." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "WELL, IT SURE SOUNDED LIKE A WOMAN'S SCREAM." "BUT, IF IT WASN'T MRS. RENBOURN," "AND IT WASN'T ME" "IT WAS HER!" "HER?" "WHO HER?" "VELMA." "VELMA BOULET." "OH." "VELMA." "VELMA BOULET." "SHOULDN'T WE CHECK HER ROOM?" "NO." "THAT WON'T WORK." "SHE DOESN'T LIVE HERE." "VELMA DOESN'T LIVE ANYWHERE." "NOT ANYMORE." "OH." "OH." "YOU SEE, VELMA'S BEEN DEAD SOME 40 YEARS." "DID YOU KNOW HER?" "IS SHE SOMEONE YOU KNEW?" "NO, I NEVER MET HER." "BUT SISTER HAS, DOWNSTAIRS IN THE LIBRARY..." "DURING THE SEANCE." "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" "MARGARET!" "FINE, JAKE." "SCOFF." "BUT WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE, SHE'S IN THIS HOUSE." "YOU SEE, EMILY'S SPOKEN TO HER." "AAH!" "AAH!" "PERFECT." "JUST WHAT WE NEEDED." "I'M SURE IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE THUNDERSTORM." "I'M SURE IT'S SOMEONE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE" "WHO WANTS US TO CONSERVE ELECTRICITY." "LUDWIG." "SIR?" "GO DOWN TO THE BASEMENT" "AND HAVE A LOOK AT THE FUSE BOX." "I'M ON MY WAY, SIR." "MARGARET," "YOU GO BACK TO BED." "YOU NEED YOUR REST." "WHAT ABOUT YOU?" "I'LL BE ALONG IN A COUPLE OF BRANDIES." "I'M NOT GOING TO STAY UP HERE BY MYSELF." "WELL, FINE." "KEEP MISS DIPPY TOES WITH YOU." "IT'S DEPPY TOES." "DIPSETO." "AGNES." "UH..." "MR. RENBOURN." "THAT BRANDY YOU MENTIONED," "MIND IF I JOIN YOU?" "YES." "AH." "UH, LUDWIG!" "WAIT UP!" "A BODY COULD GET LOST DOWN HERE." "LOTS OF BODIES COULD GET LOST DOWN HERE." "I BELIEVE THE FUSE BOX IS THIS WAY, SIR." "LUDWIG!" "WHAT'S WRONG?" "LUDWIG!" "I SAID YOU'RE CHOKING ME, SIR." "SORRY." "I'M SORRY." "ALL THIS TALK ABOUT GHOULIES AND GHOSTIES" "AND THIS HOUSE BEING HAUNTED" "HAS ME A LITTLE JUMPY." "THE HOUSE HAS THAT EFFECT ON MOST PEOPLE." "IT CHANGES THEM IN SUBTLE WAYS," "SETS THEM ON EDGE." "PEACE OF MIND GIVES WAY" "TO SUSPICION AND ANXIETY." "I'VE WATCHED IT HAPPEN." "TO THE MISTER AND MISSUS, FOR INSTANCE?" "I FEEL IT HAPPENING TO ME AS WELL." "HEY, BUT THIS IS JUST-JUST A BUILDING," "MADE OF PLASTER AND WOOD." "PERHAPS." "BUT, YOU SEE, THE MAN WHO BUILT THIS HOUSE" "HAD SOMETHING OF A PAST." "HE WAS IN THE GIN TRADE," "HENCE THE SECRET PANELS AND HIDDEN CORRIDORS THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE." "A BOOTLEGGER, HUH?" "AMONG OTHER THINGS." "I BELIEVE HE WAS ALSO PROMINENT IN THE FIELDS OF EXTORTION," "PROSTITUTION, OPIUM SMUGGLING," "AND THERE WERE RUMORS OF..." "WHITE SLAVERY." "AH, HERE WE ARE." "I WONDER IF GERALDO RIVERA KNOWS ABOUT THIS PLACE." "IT APPEARS WE HAVE BLOWN A FUSE." "THAT'S EASY ENOUGH TO REPLACE." "REGRETTABLY, I WAS UNABLE TO LOCATE A SPARE IN THE PANTRY." "THAT'S NO PROBLEM." "YOU GOT A PENNY ON YOU?" "A PENNY, SIR?" "WAIT A MINUTE, I THINK I GOT ONE HERE." "LUDWIG, MY GOOD MAN," "YOU ARE ABOUT TO FIND OUT" "WHY CORNWALLIS BIT THE BIG ONE AT YORKTOWN." "YANKEE SMARTS." "BUT FIRST, THE MAIN POWER SOURCE HAS TO BE OFF," "OR IT'S SNAP, CRACKLE, AND POP." "A TRIUMPH OF INGENUITY." "MOVE THAT CANDLE IN A LITTLE CLOSER SO I CAN SEE." "CAREFUL." "CAREFUL." "LET THERE BE LIGHT." "OW!" "SIR, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "MOM, IS THAT YOU?" "* WHENEVER I FEEL AFRAID *" "* I HOLD MY HEAD ERECT *" "* AND WHISTLE A HAP... * *..." "PY TUNE *" "* SO NO ONE WILL SUSPECT *" "* I'M AFRAID **" "STOP IT!" "GO AWAY!" "LEAVE US ALONE!" "HA HA HA HA." "HAHAHA HA ." "HA HA HA HA." "HAHAHA HA ." "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GHOST." "PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME." "MRS. RENBOURN," "WHATEVER'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT DOOR" "IS PROBABLY MORE AFRAID OF US THAN WE ARE OF IT." "I HOPE." "COME ON." "WE'RE HAVING IT OUT WITH THIS VELMA ONCE AND FOR ALL." "HOPE THAT THING'S LOADED WITH SILVER BULLETS." "FINE TIME TO BE SPINNING TUNES." "THE SONG THAT WAS PLAYING THE NIGHT SHE DIED." "IT WAS?" "SHE SANG IT TO SISTER." "SHE DID?" "SHE LEFT THE PARTY..." "BARNO FOLLOWED..." "DRUNK." "HE FORCED HIMSELF ON HER." "SHE TRIED TO GET AWAY." "HE GRABBED HER, AND THEN" "AAH!" "DID YOU HEAR SHOTS?" "GUESS SO." "HOW MUCH DOES A LAWYER COST?" "WHAT?" "I'VE GOT ABOUT $53 IN MY CHECKING ACCOUNT." "I DON'T THINK THAT'LL DO IT." "AGNES, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "YOU DON'T NEED A LAWYER." "THAT POLICEMAN KEPT ASKING ME QUESTIONS." "HE'S SUPPOSED TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS." "YOU'RE A WITNESS." "I MADE MRS. RENBOURN GO INTO THE HALL." "BUT YOU DIDN'T MAKE HER SHOOT HER HUSBAND." "THAT POLICEMAN KEPT ASKING ME WHAT I WAS DOING AT THE HOUSE." "AND EVERY TIME I ANSWERED I FELT LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT." ""YOU SEE, OFFICER, I WAS PLAYING DETECTIVE."" "AGNES..." "SOME DETECTIVE." "ALL I DID WAS GET A GET A DISTURBED WOMAN" "WORKED UP INTO A TIZZY" "UNTIL SHE SHOT AN INNOCENT MAN" "WHO SHE HAPPENED TO BE IN LOVE WITH, BY THE WAY." "AGNES- YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG." "YOU TRY TO TELL ME NOT TO GET IN OVER MY HEAD" "BUT WOULD I LISTEN?" "NO, I WOULDN'T LISTEN." "AGNES, LISTEN" "NO WONDER MS. HAYES IS MOVING YOU UP" "INSTEAD OF ME." "SHE'S NOT MOVING ME ANYWHERE." "NO WONDER SHE GAVE YOU A COMPANY CREDIT CARD." "I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD." "NO WONDER SHE" "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" "I SAID I DON'T HAVE A COMPANY CREDIT CARD." "BUT I SAW." "YOUR NAME AND "BLUE MOON'S" EMBOSSED RIGHT ON IT." "YOU CAN GET ANYTHING PRINTED ON A CREDIT CARD." "BUT THE BILLS COME TO MY ADDRESS." "I PAY THEM MYSELF." "YOU DO?" "I DO." "BUT WHY?" "WELL, WE'RE HERE." "SEE YOU IN THE MORNING, I GUESS." "I GUESS." "WHO IS IT?" "THE BUTLER." "THE BUTLER?" "THE BUTLER." "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY?" "I DON'T KNOW." "GUESS I'LL LOOK HIM IN THE EYE AND SAY, "LUDWIG..."" "CAN I HELP YOU?" "YOU'RE NOT LUDWIG." "NO, I'M DR. BEDDOWS, THE FAMILY PHYSICIAN." "AND WHO ARE YOU?" "I'M HERBERT VIOLA." "THIS IS AGNES DIPESTO." "WE NEED TO SPEAK TO THE BUTLER, PLEASE." "LOOK, IT'S 4 A.M." "AND WE'VE HAD A RATHER EVENTFUL EVENING HERE TONIGHT." "SO, COULDN'T THIS WAIT TILL MORNING?" "WAIT!" "WE KNOW ALL ABOUT THE EVENTFUL EVENING." "WE'RE FROM THE BLUE MOON DETECTIVE AGENCY." "WE NEED TO ASK LUDWIG A FEW QUESTIONS." "YES, WELL, THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD" "BUT I'VE PLACED LUDWIG UNDER HEAVY SEDATION," "AND HE'S..." "AS WE SAID, WE REALLY NEED TO SEE LUDWIG." "AND AS I EXPLAINED," "HE REALLY IS IN NO CONDITION TO RECEIVE VISITORS." "HE RECEIVED YOU." "HE HAD NO CHOICE." "SEE, I HAD TO HELP COMMIT MRS. RENBOURN TO A SANITARIUM TONIGHT." "SO, I CAME HERE TO PICK UP SOME OF HER PERSONAL EFFECTS." "AND LUDWIG WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP, BUT HE WAS IN SUCH A STATE" "I'LL BET HE WAS." "YES, IT'S SO SAD." "I'VE BEEN TREATING EMILY FOR QUITE SOME TIME," "AND I KNEW HOW UNSTABLE SHE WAS," "BUT POOR MARGARET." "I KNEW SHE'D BEEN UPSET ABOUT EMILY," "BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS SO SEVERE." "DR. BEDDOWS, WE DON'T THINK" "THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH MARGARET." "EXCUSE ME?" "AND WE ALSO DON'T THINK" "THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH LUDWIG." "I" " I DON'T UNDERSTAND." "NEITHER DO WE, YET." "BUT WE'RE GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT." "THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO TALK TO LUDWIG." "AND I DON'T THINK IT SHOULD WAIT." "IS HE IN HIS ROOM?" "YES, BUT" "WE'LL ONLY BE A MINUTE." "I'D HAVE MORE SEDATIVES READY, IF I WERE YOU." "OK, LUDWIG, NAP TIME'S OVER." "EVERYTHING'S OVER." "WE'RE ON TO YOUR LITTLE SCHEME." "WE KNOW THE ONLY PERSON HAUNTING THIS HOUSE IS YOU." "COME ON." "RISE AND SHINE." "I DON'T THINK HE HEARS YOU." "WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?" "HE'S ASLEEP," "AND HE'S HAD A HARD NIGHT." "A HARD NIGHT?" "HE'S PUT TWO WOMEN IN THE BIN" "AND GOTTEN A MAN KILLED." "THEN HE PRETENDS TO BE DISTRAUGHT SO NO ONE WILL SUSPECT HIM," "GETS HIMSELF SEDATED AND CRUISES THE OZONE," "WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD." "I HADN'T THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT." "OK, BUDDY, WAKE UP!" "WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP!" "HE'S..." "HE'S..." "HE'S..." "DEAD." "DEAD." "DEAD." "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE." "WHO?" "WHAT?" "HOW?" "THERE'S A DEAD BODY." "CAN YOU GET DOCTOR?" "AAH!" "LADY, THAT CAN'T BE GOOD FOR YOUR FACE." "NOTHING WORSE THAN A BAD TOUPEE." "I'LL GET THE DOCTOR." "THANK GOD THERE'S A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE." "LUDWIG IS DEAD." "ARE YOU SURE?" "THEY DON'T GET ANY STIFFER." "AND THERE'S A WOMAN WHO'S..." "OH, THEN YOU'VE HAD QUITE A SHOCK." "A FEW CCs OF THIS WILL CALM YOU RIGHT DOWN." "NO, THANKS." "I'M SCARED OF NEEDLES." "NOW, NOW." "THERE'S NOTHING TO BE FRIGHTENED OF." "YOU." "YOU KILLED LUDWIG." "YOU'LL FEEL A LITTLE TIGHTNESS IN THE CHEST." "AND THEN IT'LL ALL BE OVER IN JUST A COUPLE MINUTES." "AGNES?" "I'M AFRAID WE MAY HAVE TO RETHINK THE BUTLER PREMISE." "HE KILLED LUDWIG." "AH!" "HE GAVE ME NO CHOICE." "HE GOT WIND OUR PLAN AND TRIED TO BLACKMAIL EMILY." "WHITE HAIR..." "THE WHITE WIG..." "THAT'S EMILY." "PERFECT ALIBI, WOULDN'T YOU AGREE?" "NOW SHE DOESN'T NEED ONE." "YOU TWO WERE IN CAHOOTS," "GASLIGHTING MARGARET, TRYING TO DRIVE" "HER CRAZY WITH ALL THIS GHOST STUFF." "BUT WHY?" "YOU'VE JUST ANSWERED YOUR OWN QUESTION, MR. VIOLA" "TO DRIVE HER CRAZY." "I GET IT." "YOU DO?" "AND IT'S VIOLA." "THEY WERE DELIBERATELY TRYING" "TO PUSH MARGARET OVER THE EDGE." "WHAT WAS THE PLAN THEN," "TAKE OVER HER AFFAIRS," "LIQUIDATE HER ASSETS?" "SOMETHING LIKE THAT." "ENOUGH PEOPLE HAVE DIED ALREADY." "HAND IT OVER, BEDDOWS." "YES, IT HAS GOTTEN MESSY." "SHAME." "MURDER WAS NEVER PART OF THE PLAN." "OH, REALLY?" "THEN WHY DID YOU KILL YOUR ACCOMPLICE?" "EMILY PANICKED." "SHE HAD NO STOMACH FOR MURDER." "WHEN MARGARET SHOT JAKE ACCIDENTALLY," "SHE WANTED TO GO TO THE POLICE." "NOW..." "WHO..." "WANTS TO GO FIRST?" "AAH!" "HERBERT!" "I SAID, BEAT IT!" "IT'S ALL OVER." "I'M A DEAD MAN." "YES." "AS SOON AS I PUSH THE PLUNGER." "WHERE ARE WE?" "LUDWIG SAID THIS PLACE WAS FILLED WITH HIDDEN ROOMS AND SECRET CORRIDORS." "A SIMPLE TAPE RECORDING," "ECHOING THROUGH THE HEATING DUCTS" "OF AN OLD PLACE LIKE THIS" "CAN BE VERY DISQUIETING." "MRS. RENBOURN MUST BE LOADED." "I MEAN, THE BODIES ARE REALLY STARTING" "TO PILE UP AROUND HERE." "THIS HOUSE IS ALL I'M AFTER." "THE HOUSE?" "I KNOW IT'S TOUGH TO QUALIFY FOR A MORTGAGE THESE DAYS," "BUT THERE'S GOT TO BE AN EASIER WAY." "NOT THE BUILDING," "WHAT'S UNDERNEATH IT." "LOOK, YOU'RE STANDING IN IT." "GLOP?" "OIL." "BLACK GOLD?" "TEXAS TEA?" "THIS HOUSE IS SITTING ON A LAKE OF HIGH-GRADE CRUDE." "IT SEEPS IN THROUGH THE FOUNDATION." "THE TAR THAT ONCE FELLED THE MIGHTY MASTODON" "IS GOING TO MAKE ME A VERY RICH MAN." "WHEN THE PRICE COMES BACK UP." "NICE TRY, BEDDOWS." "NO CIGAR." "HERBERT," "THAT WAS GREAT," "BUT HOW DID YOU GET THE LIGHTS OUT?" "I DIDN'T." "I THOUGHT YOU DID." "NO." "WELL, IF NONE OF US DID IT..." "AND EVERYONE ELSE IS DEAD..." "Woman:* THE BLACK BOTTOM *" "* A NEW RHYTHM *" "* WHEN YOU SPOT HIM *" "* YOU GO WITH HIM *" "*ANDDO THAT BLACK, BLACK BOTTOM *" "* ALL THE DAY LONG **" "VELMA?" "YOU BOTH HAVE A SEVERE TONGUE-LASHING COMING." "NOW, I VOLUNTEERED TO TAKE YOUR PLACE," "I EVEN OFFERED TO SHOWER, BUT SHE WOULDN'T HEAR OF IT." "MISS DIPESTO, MR. VIOLA," "WE JUST GOT A CHECK FOR $2,500" "FROM A MRS. RENBOURN," "RETURN ADDRESS, HAPPY VALLEY PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL." "THINK THE BANK WILL CASH A CHECK MADE OUT IN CRAYON?" "IT CAME WITH A LETTER" "THANKING ME FOR THE GOOD WORK" "MY ASSOCIATES MISS DIPESTO," "MR. VIOLA DID IN SOLVING HER CASE." "WOULD YOU MIND" "TELLING ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?" "I'M SORRY, MS. HAYES." "IT'S MY FAULT." "NO, IT'S OUR FAULT." "WE HEARD YOU TURN DOWN THE RENBOURN CASE," "AND WE WENT AFTER IT." "AND YOU SOLVED IT?" "WELL, YES, I GUESS SO." "WE CAUGHT THE MURDERER." "AND EVERYBODY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER." "WELL, NO." "ALMOST EVERYBODY DIED." "WELL, YOU GOT TO START SOMEWHERE." "WE'RE GETTING OFF THE SUBJECT." "WHAT THE TWO OF YOU DID WAS BOTH FOOLISH AND DANGEROUS." "WE KNOW." "YOU WENT BEHIND MY BACK." "WE KNOW." "YOU MISREPRESENTED YOURSELF" "AND ENDANGERED THE PROFESSIONAL INTEGRITY OF THIS AGENCY." "WE KNOW." "I SHOULD FIRE YOU!" "BUT I'M NOT GOING TO." "YOU'RE NOT?" "WHILE I DO NOT CONDONE WHAT YOU DID," "I CAN'T HELP BUT ADMIRE YOUR INITIATIVE." "YOU CAN'T?" "I CAN'T HELP BEING IMPRESSED..." "KIND OF." "REALLY?" "REALLY!" "BUT I WANT YOU BOTH TO KNOW" "THAT SHOULD ANYTHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN AGAIN..." "OH, THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN." "THAT'S ALL." "OH, AND BY THE WAY, KIDS..." "YOUR COMMISSIONS WILL BE IN NEXT WEEK'S PAYCHECK." "* MMM *" "* SOME WALK BY NIGHT *" "* SOME FLY BY DAY *" "* SOMETHING IS SWEETER... *" "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE HOME ENTERTAINMENT"

"The Man From Macau 2" "Jian!" "Brother Wei, why you're so fashionable, make a yacht party this year?" "The kids like that." " Got you." " Long time no see!" "Thank you!" " Hello Uucle!" " Hi." "Come here, meet your uncle." " Hello uncle!" " Hi." "You're too young to be called uncle." "That's too much exaggerated." "Only true heroes recognized that." "Okay." "A Cai, let's go to our friend's." "Okay, let's go." "You took your son with you?" "Someone want to meet you." "But promise me," "Don't get mad when you meet him, okay?" "Master!" "A Luo!" "I miss you so much." "Long time no see." "There's something on your back." "Is it?" "Dirty, bastard." "Inhumane." "I wasted time with my boss, to help you into that seat, and then you abandoned it." "If your father I weren't sworn brother," "I would knock your head till death." "He's here to help you." "Brother Wei," "Have you eat pig brain too much?" "I need his help?" "A Luo got a news," "DOA were knockout by you, so they want to get revenge." "He tries to help you on that." "Now you're grown up, think I'm gonna need your help?" "That's not what I mean." "I'm worried for you." "worried?" " This..." " Ouch!" "I'm sorry!" "This's for your dad." "You have to behave." "Accidentally I oppened this bottle, a Rafi in '82." "when I'm angry, I feel no mood to drink." " What, 80s?" " '82" "Let's drink." "Here." "This is for Luo's dad." "That time when three of us were together, your dad die early." "He's my adopted son, the youth have their own way, a master like you, let them have their privacy." "Drink it for your dad." "Hurry up." "Thank you master." "Cheer." "Dad!" "Dad, my sister's playing mahjong with three guys." "Who lost will be stripped." "What?" "Lake?" "Land Lake?" "So how much did I lost?" "30 millions." "Not much." " How's it going?" " 30 millions?" "Three of them are cheaters," " Your bra." " That's right." "No." "No?" "Next game will be underwear." " Let me play for you." " There you are." "OK." "You guys look familiar, what's your name?" "Brother Jing." "Call me brother Niu." "Brother Niu." "Zhen Ji-dan." "My name is Bad breath." "What's the limit?" "Unlimited." " Could you play?" " Yeah." "I could even play 4-5 hundred millions." "That's it." "I'll pay if I lost, do charity if I win, ok?" "Of course." "Doing charity is hard." "West..." "Why're so many West?" "West..." "First wave of West?" "Two Copper..." "Two Copper?" "What's that?" "Wrong medication?" "Still watching?" "I'll kick your ass!" "This game is not small," "Let's see." "Fa cai." "What's this one?" "Four Stripes." "See what?" "Not for you." "Prosperous." "That's the one." "This is not Four Stripes." "You're not looking for Four Stripes?" "How do you know?" "Open it, why you're asking?" " Kan kan hu" " There's Four Stripes." "Tell your niece to strip." "Lately I'm using my brain too much." "There're several gray hairs on it," "This one's actually Five Stripes." "Kan kan, men jian sheng." "Each one's 100 million." " You're kidding right?" " Thank you very much." "Can I pay in long term?" "Tell them to strip." "Each one's 100 million." "No money?" "Then strip!" "Let's strip them!" "Help, please don't." "Strip them girls." "I'm not Zhen Ji-dan." "Look at them break up then go back again, remind me of a couple," "Mo Chou?" "You still remember her?" "If it wasn't you, I would.." "Thank you." "She gave me two chances," "First chance, was my title with ultimate no-competitor champion." "She told me to quit." "And you knew the result." "How about second chance?" "Second chance was in US." "At that time," "We were almost married." "It was canceled because I was a casino GM at that time." "And she told me to quit." "Or else I will live in regret." "You know, I'm a tough guy." "Whenever she tells me to quit," "I keep telling her to stay out." "So she wasn't hurt?" "She was born with no tear." "Just staring at me all night." "The morning she left without a saying." "Actually I know that we still love each other." "If God gave you guys another chance," "What would you do?" "I think God won't play me that bad?" "Mo Chou?" "Dad." "Why you have gun?" " A Jian?" " I'm alright." " Are you okay." " How are you?" "I got hit." "Please hold, they're a lot." "I can't hold for long.." "Don't be afraid, this position can scare them." "Three of us look handsome now." "Hold little longer." "Sorry, miss Cang Jing." "We're failed." "Macau" "How luxurious!" "Wow, lot of guests." "Brother Jian!" "What's your name?" "I'm Jin." "Luo joined our Interpol." "Master." "Joining Interpol and we could win." "What's in your head?" "Actually the reason we bring Luo here." "is hoping you to collaborate with Interpol." "face with DOA." "You don't need to lure me." "Last time was my luck to save this life." "If you want play war, then go ahead." "Don't come to me." "Silly Jiang, where are you?" "This robot look Western!" "The latest smart butter!" "From Korean friends." "Imported from Korea, but assembly in China." "The manual is too thick." "Still not finished yet." "He could transform too." "Sir, tea or coffee?" "Call me Boss." "Undiscipline." "You have to ask our guest first." "My name is silly Jiang," "Anything you need, I'll try my best to please." "I could handle making tea, massage, washing clothes." "Okay, so make tea, massage, and wash clothes." "Make tea." "Please enjoy." "Massage." "What're you doing?" "What're you doing?" "Washing clothes." " What're you doing?" " Massage." "What's it?" "Tell him to stop." "Massage." " Stop!" " Washing clothes." " I can't hold any longer." " Massage the clothes." "The manual said," "You have to order one by one." "or he will lose control." "Massage..." "Wash..." "Massage..." "Silly Jiang, don't shut down.." "Hold it, don't shut down." "Hold it, Silly Jiang." "Ok, it's done." "That's it for today." "I'll visit Wei." "This is a new house." "There's a lot of ambushes I don't know yet." "So, don't go everywhere." "I won't be responsible." "Okay, bye." "Ambush?" "Can it fly?" "Hey, Dong!" "Master!" "Interpol?" "Happy birthday!" "Happy birthday!" "Happy birthday!" "One more year old." "Go!" "Is it hurt?" "Into bones." "Very sorry to get you involved." "A Luo said, this time he visited, is to ask your help" "He and I counted for over hundred years old." "Thing's not straigt, they'll kill us." "But now they're humiliating us." "I won't come out, sooner or later will be dead." "You're old, I'm not." "No matter what, personal or not," "I'll beat that Cang Jing," "Please accept me." "Let me think." "What is it?" "A Luo gave it to me." "I see two of you've been together lately." "If he liked you that much, tell him to cut his finger for you." "He gave you this fake one." "Boring." "I go home first, enjoy your coffee." "You have to see it." "Boss, coffee's coming." "Plug it in." "Okey." "Master, I know this time you're very mad," "But please listen to me." "I remembered when I was 7, you took me home," "The first thing you said to me," ""Don't be afraid"" ""Feel this place like your home"" "I always remember this saying." "Honestly," "I've felt you like my dad." "You taught me to became a man with confidence, loyalty to myself." "So I'd like you to know, my future career since childhood, wasn't to be a casino manager," "but to be a good police officer." "Tomorrow, I'll come with my team to Interpol in Bangkok," "Capture the DOA general accountant, Xiao Ma" "Stop..." "Jiang, why are you so touchy?" "I just upgraded for you.." "a new version of Transformer." "Why're you still crying?" "How about I buy your ticket to visit Thailand" "You and my student go save the world together." "It's not that, boss, I just can't handle my emotion." "I told you to stop watching Korean drama" "You're watching them all day, like live and die with it." "You watched "You Came From the Stars"" "Don't you see these actors are handsome and smart" "And you?" "You came from nowhere." "Like a fake one." "What do you want?" "You want to beat me, don't you?" "Jiang, I'm warning you," "You behave like this next time," "I'll kick your ass, up high to the paradise." "I'm scared, boss..." "So continue the clip." "Yes sir." "Tomorrow I'll come with my team to Interpol headquarter in Bangkok." "Capture Xiao Ma of DOA and also Cang Jing." "You protected me from everything since I was young," "I hope this mission, you could let me.." "be your protector." "Thank you Dad." "Here, wipe your tear." "Did I forgive you yet?" "Next time if you see this, could you be more discreet, cause you let everyone see you gave the tissue box to me, then how can I stand it?" "How can a man like you exist?" " Do I look silly?" " I'm out of here!" "Holding so many years," "Just let it flow." "I'm not done with you yet." "Wihthout a good look, what else do you want?" "Bangkok, Thailand." "Provisional headquarter of Interpol in Thailand" "Since the day Mr Gao was murdered," "DOA was taken by Cang Jing right at the moment." "DOA gets stronger," "Next step Cang Jing could move their headquarter to space," "It will equal with air zones of many countries." "Capturing him is truly impossible." "So sorry," " I won again" " Mr Han win." "The only way, to let him come out of shadow, is finding Mr Gao's cousin, Xiao Ma." "For his own protection, he keeps himself 1.5 billion dollars." "Hearing from a good source, Xiao Ma went to Bangkok." "But he's never been using any credit card, bank account." "so we couldn't find him." "Long way to bangkok," "He could want to meet somebody." "Or he's keeping the money here?" "1.5 billion... even this base cannot transfer it how can one person move all of it?" "He's a smart guy, only trust himself" "I feel like he put the money on Internet." "I'm not scared of anything, only that's DOA found Xiao Ma earlier than us." "Dad, the television don't have money." "I want to go back to kindergarten." "Didn't you said to me, your teacher is very boring?" "My kindergarten has cute friends." "Your dad is cute too." "My teacher said lying is a bad habit, dad." "You always complain on me," "That's bad also." "Dad, this room is nasty." "Can we move to a perfumed one?" "But people in the television," "They're always following us," "If we're in a perfumed room," "They'll easily find us." "What if they capture us?" "If they capture," "Whatever day or night, we'll have to act." "We'll be dead, are you scared?" "Nope." "You're not, but I am." "Hello, who's it?" "Xiao Jiang, how are you?" "You're?" "Xiao Ma?" "Came to Bangkok already?" "Yes, I came to visit you." "You should come here quickly." "I'm in Papon, invite you a meal." "Big brother, 27 seconds called." "We could locate it." "Don't move." "He said the restaraunt always have customers." "But why it's so quiet?" "Now's the meal time," "Chu Yi, come here." "Talking to them in 27 seconds." "We'll encounter them if we go down the floor." "Thank you." "Chu Yi, hurry." "Okay." "Buddy" "Thank you." "Search every floor." "You don't need to follow." "I don't follow your order." "If Cang Jing don't cherish you, you won't behave like this." "I'm not letting that happen." "Your student, Eye Devil, was beaten by Shi Yi Jian." "I think you're not that good." "If you were not a woman, you'd be dead." "You stay, we go up." "Go." "This way." "What's it?" "We found Xiao Ma." "Guys, let's go!" "Give me." "Let blow them up, right?" "Chu Yi," "Bring the gas bottle here.." "This one is not light." " Here" " Thank you" "Come." "Take two." "Here dad." "Are you afraid?" "A little." "I'm here, so don't worry." "When I was little, mom sings for me so I wasn't afraid." "I can't sing." "It's OK, just sing." "Even it's bad." "OK, I'll sing a song mom forced me to do." "My mom?" "Or your mom?" "Your mom." "My mom?" "My wife." "How old is your wife?" "My wife is your mom." "Don' worry." "Sing." "Let me light a fire." "Bring you to the sky." "Only 2 people up there." "Live until thousand years." "Madly in love." "Did she compliment this?" "Of course she complimented." "Get inside." "Over there." "Big brother, they're gone." "Follow them." "Chu Yi, remember." "A person have to be calm." "The television people captured us." "Interpol." "Safe zone, Thailand police" "Purpose of visit?" "Vacation." "Sightseeing yet?" "Why're lot of guys looking for you?" "Maybe I look handsome." "Chief Accounting of DOA." "holding 1.5 billion US dollars." "Mr Gao is your cousin right?" "I'm just an accountant." "Where is 1.5 billion dollars?" "How many zeros of 1.5 billion dollars?" "Listen." "Don't mess with me." "We all know this." "Take him to hospital?" "That's his purpose." "Doesn't look fake." "Take him to the cell." "You could be the best actor." "If I have a vote for Actor Award," "I'll vote for you." "Want to fight?" "You use this for interrogation?" "So what?" "You think it's like the old time?" "If it works." "It better does." "Don't hit my dad!" "Don't hit my dad!" "Can I take you to watch TV?" "I want to watch horror." "As I said, only watching cartoon." "Do you have any wish?" "With my beauty," "I want to go to beauty pageant." "And you." "I want to be a transporter." "Why?" "It's a hard work." "So this's called safe zone?" "Yes." "It doesn't look as its name." "Everything here is using modern communication." "Beside system monitor," "We're using dozens of agents to guard." "The retaining wall were reinforced." "We also have basement." "It has all it need to be, still not a safe zone?" "Only for common criminal organization." "But DOA is a global one." "Recently They've bought lots of army equipment." "Their firepower could get through a 50 meter thick-metal wall ." "You have to see them as US army." "Actually why you came to Thailand?" "Finding old classmates." "Today, in a restaurant of Thailand," "A family of 4 people and their employees were murdered." "The boss named Jiang." "It was my fault." "What's your purpose there?" "It won't be helpful if you don't say anything." "helpful?" "Only a instant noodle for me." "And you call that's helpful?" "And me." "I have 1.5 billion US dollars." "Are you still alive to use it?" "Scare me, huh?" "Within three hours, they're gonna attack." "Why is your television so poor?" "You don't have any ice cream?" "Television?" "Don't you want to film my dad's running?" "How is everything?" "Everything's fine." "I'll handle it." "Something happened." "Be careful." "Chu Yi, come here." "Dad" "Any injury, what happened?" "You just say it's a safe zone, now safe what?" "Not safe at all." "Hurry, go to the basement." "Run." "Go to the basement." "Run." "Hurry." "Quick." "Go." "Luo get them inside." "Okay." "You go first." "Hurry." "Take it." "I never use gun." "Lot of grenades." "Where are we going?" "Through tunnel to the jungle." "How long." "1,000 meters." "1,000 meters?" "M96 is 1,500 meters." "Is that your death wish, let's negotiate with them." "Muscle stiffness" "Grenades" "Go." "Hurry." "Cut." "Why this's so annoying." "Daughter, this is a live channel." "Go." "Sorry, Luo." "I came late." "Master." "Take it." "Long time not holding the gun." "Now I need technology to help me." "Left hand 2 o'clock." "Right hand 7 o'clock." "Left hand 4 o'clock, change gun." "Right hand 9 o'clock." "Such an old time of me." "Bring Xiao Ma here." "Or you're all be dead." "How can we handle them?" "Keep thinking." "Can we rush in?" "He's Xiao Ma?" "1.5 billion US dollar." "You don't want a risk, right." "Magician hand." "Xiao Ma." "Daughter, come there first." "Good girl, let me play with you." "Everybody go first." "I'll go later." "Go." "Go." "Kill." "Boss, look like they're escaped." "Can we use predator to kill them?" "It's me." "I know." "If we don't do anything, they'll escape." "No need." "Let them go." "My daughter's hungry, let's get something to eat." "I draw cloud and jungle." "Are you full." "It's right." "The safe zone was bommbed." "No need to talk that long." "If you're busy, just go first." "Be good here." "I'll go to the restroom." "Restroom." "His daughter is still here." "He can't go far." "Sit down." "Help me, they're bad guys." "Back off." "You hear me, back off." "Drop the gun." "Back off." "Drop the guns, and no one get hurt." "Chasing him." "Pay money first." "Back off." "Back off." "Hurry." "Chasing them." "More money." "Turn right." "Hurry." "Turn left." "Don't know how to ride?" "You sinked the boat." "I'm sorry" "Bastard." "Hurry" "What's happen?" "It's shutdown." "Restart it." "Hurry." "I know." "Buddy, where is he?" "Money, money." "Over there." "Good." "Dad, why don't we stay with the televison?" "That television don't have license." "After they got it, then we came to them, OK?" "Alright." "Capture you is not easy." "Need to dive with a submarine." "Follow me." "Now's what?" "An animal expert has said." "Crocodile underwater emit a low frequency." "There's only two reasons." "First one is dating." "They're looking for you?" "Secondly, was to challenge the enemy." "I agree this time." "Calm down." "We just need to jump on their head." "Hold your energy." "Use that to splash the water." "then we could push them away." "Go." "Breathe." "Breathe." "1 2 3 go." "Why's so bad smell?" "It's embarrasing." "My stomatch not so well lately." "Again 1 2 3." "Help me" "Calm down" "Where are we?" "Daughter, I've told you many time" " You can't be gready" " You can't yell out" " Can't buy fake stuff in China" " You yell to loud" " to save hundred dollars - and everybody're bleeding" " Only buy real leather string" " What's so funny?" "Now it's wet, the string's broken." "What did you say?" "I said she was afraid long time ago." "whenever she met scary things" "She will yell out" "Next is our bleeding faces" "Why you bite them?" "I said these crocodille" "If they came to us, Chu Yi will scare and yell out" "And everybody face's bleeding" "So who jump to who?" "What did your dad say?" "I can't hear clearly" "So pretty" "Dad, I'm hungry" "Ma'am, how mush are three plates?" "3 plates 90 baht 90 baht" "90 baht" "Thank you" "Thank you" "You gave me this broken watch, it's unacceptable can't even cheat an old lady." "We're dead." "There's a casino." "You know how to gamble?" "You don't know?" "Magican hand is just a myth?" "Oh, I forgot" "You come there to visit" "Not only several meals, they also give you massage." "Good idea" "I'm not going there" "Listen" "Come on in" "I'm scared of darkness" "Do you want a meal?" "Darkness is ok." "Get in" " Come in" " I'm afraid you go away." "We're playing hide and seek." "If win, we got the meal." "Bye bye" "Gel" "No gel" "Gel" "No gel" "Gel" "No gel" "Fish-Prawn-Crab" "Alright" "Thai Monopoly" "Foreigner?" "That's right" "Come over here" "Watch and play" "Outside is for local." "Inside is for VIP." "Play some games!" "No money?" "Why not?" "OK, have fun" "Okay" "Yeah, I won." "This casino is so dirty" "You can't go home if you win" "Brother Jiang" "I sold my watch because of this show" "And you played an old Shanghai song Shanghai for me" "Play it again" "Ma's coat, hair go to the back, and crystal ring." "Is that him?" "He's not eating chocolate yet" "Master" "I'm Little Knife" "Master how are you?" "Little Knife" "Little Knife tries to cut down tree" "Useless, embarrass your Master" "Look by yourself" "There's a lot of fans here" "You gotta sing something" "I have to sing?" "Sing it" "Look at you" "A song from Andy Lau with the voice of Jacky Cheung" "It has be professional." "Do you recongize when Andy Lau's singing," "His voice keep vibrating" "Sing again" "More vibration" "Not bad, everyone raised for him!" "Thank you" "If a lot of people raise like that" "OK" "Let's play card throwing" "So we play it" "Play it" "That's right" "That's it" "Faster" "Better" "Show more" "Welcome Mr Gao to my casino" "Let me" "I'm sorry for any inconvenience" "I don't like to brag" "Win at least 10 thousand Baht and I'll go." "That's not easy to meet you like this." "Please show all your skill" "And 1 million Baht's still cheap." "Let me show my skill" "And you'll know how stupid you are" "Master, I'll let you handle it." "Buy all" "Deal" "3 point... 3 point..." "This round you win" "But I like to play in three rounds" "Master, you can't compete her" "So don't try" "I learned a lot" "You have a gut." "Nothing we can't hide" "Come back for me." "We need to act together." "Luckily I'm not with you." "I bet her win." "Let's go eat" "Dad" "Chu Yi" "Even shorter but I'm more ok" "Chu Yi" "Miss me?" "Very much" "Good" "Finish the meal, and follow me to Interpol" "You're an Interpol agent?" "I'm not, but my student is" "Let me bring my daughter to her mom" "I'll follow you" "She lives in Thailand?" "Yes" "She half Thai and Chinese" "We're divorced few years ago" "Following you won't bring any happiness, but only troubles" "This guy such a big gut" "Dare to steal my money" "He broke the glass of my wedding store" "Steal my vest." "I'll give you 24 hours to pay back my 1 million Baht." "Or I'll sell her." "No, let her go" "Dad" "Release her" "Help me" "Release her" "Where are you taking me?" "Chu Yi" "Why do we go to Pattaya?" "I find Chu Yi's uncle, borrow him some money." "Get Chu Yi back" "Did you see" "DOA follow us all the time" "But when we left the Interpol everything's fine" "You're right" "What's wrong with you?" "Why did the bees only sting me, not you?" "What gel you're using?" "A famous jelly here" "I'm using famous gel for my hair." "Why don't you tell earlier." "Again?" "I know I was wrong that time" "But now could you lend me 1 million Baht?" "I could take my daugther back" "You're working for DOA, right?" "Why you have to come to me?" " I don't have time explaining." " Go" "Mr Cang, if you let me borrow" "I'll do everything." "Good" "If you beat the fist king, Yunaimi" "I'll give you one million prize." "You can't fight, let your friend do." "Get out" "Mo Chou?" "Mo Chou" "Mo Chou, great to see you." "Why are you here?" " I..." " Hello" "He wants to challenge fist king Yunaimi with this skinny body?" "we only cosplaying right?" "This is Do Men Shui from Korea" "You're her cheated ex?" "You learn kungfu?" "Forget it." "Don't underestimate me, what if I win?" "Whatever" "Okay, I bet that" "If I win" "You have to take out your shirt, pant, shoes" "Go around 2 times." "Jian, think carefully" "Yunaimi is fist king of Thailand" "His 1 fist could break your bone." "Don't worry." "I have magician hand." "I'll fight." "You learned Muay Thai?" "No" "He's a fist king." "He didn't lose any match?" "Never" "Why didn't you say so" "I feel a little scared." "I know you said it in front of lady." "But I'm affaird to lose my friend." "Master, any chance that I could see you again" "C'mon" "What are they doing?" "Before fighting, they dance for praying." "Ask God to help them." "Open your mouth" "Remember" "Don't afraid when you're on stage" "You're afraid, you lose" "Master" "Come in, dance something" "What's that?" "Monkey dance?" "Okay okay" "Cat king, come here" "Master, I'm scared" "Don't dance like this, look ugly" "Let's go" "Come here" "I'm cramped" "Run, the fist king's coming." "What are you doing?" "Beat him" "Okay, let's go" "Back off" "What's it?" "Master, what're you doing?" "Saving your life" "Are you out of your mind?" "Let lie for a while, stand up at 7 seconds." "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7" "Beat him" "Let's start" "Stop" "It's time" "That guy won't stop" " So?" " You didn't stop" " What's he saying?" " I stop for you, stop stop stop" "I'm exhausted." " C'mon." " I'm out." "You don't want to lose face with your girlfriend right?" "Look at your enemy" "You see it?" "Go down!" "Go!" "Start!" "Start!" "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9" "Get up" "What are you doing?" "Get up" "Can you hear me?" "He'll lose this time" "Get up" "Get up" "If you don't stop, you'll lose, get up." "I told you to stop, you didn't" "And now you did" "Now you hit your hand" "If you hit wrong, it could be your teeth." "Stop stop stop" "Let's start" ""Muscle stiffness"" "Master, I'm done" "Can I surrender now?" "Can't hold any more." "Get out" "Get out" "Get him out" "Stand up" "Don't let me miss date with my girlfriend" "Why is he slow?" "What happened?" "I hit" "Wrong medication?" "First kungfu" "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6" " Get up - 7 8, 9, 10" "Master" "I put muscle stiffness to soak liquid of his brake." "I'm appreciated." "Help me pull them out, thank you" "Bastard" "Do, keep your promise" "I don't care, idiot." "Do, you won't die if you're naked." "Go 2 rounds." "Bastard." "You're still stubborn." "How can a man be generous with his rival." "So I'm still your lover?" "Your guess" "Let's go, I have to save my daughter." "I forgot." "Go, save my daughter." "Alright." "Jian!" "My master's daughter is being kidnapped in Sriracha," "Asked for 100 thousand ransom" "You don't need to worry," "My bodyguard in Sriracha has connection there," "So you come with me." "And come back to me." "OK, I promise." "After I save Chu Yi," "I'll come back to you." "Thank you very much." "Take care." "Go." "You two are very close." "This Thai master didn't treat me bad," "But sometimes he don't let me eat." "At these moments I really want to hit him a lot." "Put your clothes on." "It looks cold." "Big tree." "Mom!" "Mom!" "Chu Yi." "Mom!" "What's happened?" "I left the company." "Such a time when I didn't know anything, can't recongize good and bad," "thought it was my career." "What will they do to you?" "You said you're never wrong, right?" "An accountant like you is very good at math, right?" "Even my only daughter has been taken away." "You said everything's gonna be under control, right?" "Now my cousin is dead," "Chu Yi'll be safer with you." "Keep it," "A month later,there'll be a deposit on it." "You keep your money." "Dad, you don't want me anymore?" "How can I abandon you," "You said you miss your mom very much," "So you stay and learn drawing with her, okay?" "Is it okay?" "Your mom is very good," "At your age, she won the first rank in drawing," "Is it right?" "Sorry!" "Be good!" "Dad!" "Dad, I'll be good." "Dad!" "Dad, I'll be good." "Dad!" "I'll be a good daughter." "Dad!" "Dad!" "Long time no see." "How are you?" "I'm fine." "You're still single through many year." "Not yet married?" "You said your carrer's more important, and told me to wait 5 years." "And you abandoned me." "Don't blame on me" "All my life I've been regreted for it." "Why didn't you come to me?" "I'm afraid you don't want to see me." "So you were married." "Who said I'm married." "A Cai is Fa Xiao's daughter," "I promised him," "I'll see her as my own daughter." "So through these years, how many girlfriends do you have?" "You really want to know?" "Of course." "Good!" "Let's pray here," "I'll tell you later." "Okay!" "Go." "Cheer!" "What did you pray there?" "How about you?" "How can I tell you that." "You can't say that undiscipline." "I always tell you everything." "and you cound't do the same?" "It's not undiscipline, it's women's instinct." "Go undiscipline is a man's instinct." "I know everything you did." "Last time I saw you in Macau Port." "So what." "Why didn't you see me?" "I went with a foreigner." "He is GM of a Swedish bank." "One of the guys following me." "Since the first day I met you," "Your boyfriend changed a lot." "That's not weird," "Cause I'm pretty." "Is it true?" "Let me see." "Pretty!" "You have to go now?" "Yes." "I came to Macau for you," "You took me to eat squid curry." "You're not afraid I'll take my follower with me?" "Do I look like cheap?" "So you came to Macau to follow me." "Master," "The Interpol have a place in Hongkong, and you came to my house for statement," "So it means my house is safer than the safehouse in Thailand," "More safer." "Such a smart guy." "My daughter name's Xiao Cai." "Call me Xiao Ma." "Xiao Ma." "Hi." "Ji Qi." "We're all met." "She'll stay here a few days until clear statement." "You saw it last time," "My house has a lot of ambushes," "So be careful." "This is the manual." "Luo, take him to rest." "Master!" "I'll introduce my friend to you." "Okay!" "Be careful." "Are you alright?" "Your daughter got a princess problem." "Not only a princess, she has a queen problem." "Boss, you're looking for me?" "Call him Xiao Ma." "Hello, Xiao Ma." "It's my smart butter, Silly Jiang." "Do you want tea or coffee?" "Coffee." "Ok." "Look at me." "Done." "Little cold." "Boss, stand aside." "Who are you?" "Silly Jiang, you did it too much." "It's okay." "What's okay?" "Sorry master." "This robot doesn't like any man approaching me." "Why don'y you say earlier." "And don't manufacture when the design's not finished." "Sorry." "Jian," "I came to Macau." "That's fast?" "Later I have to join in charity party of brother Wei." "You should come with me." "You told me to come, how can I refuse that." "8 pm at the hall." "Okay, see you later." "Bye." "What happended?" "Silly Jiang." "Bring out Korean fruit facial-mask I collected to him," "Have fun." "Xiao Ma, want some coffee?" "Coffee your head." "Ma Da Fa, you're still smoking?" "I told you to quit," "Or you'll get mouth cancer." "Thank you." "Later." "Hi Jian." " Sorry brother Wei," " Coming late." "Shi Yi Jian's coming." "I heard 6 months ago you were in Macau played a century Baccarat card with a guy named Gao." "Hero don't remind old time." "You have another title right," "Ultimate no-competitor champion." "Hero don't remind old time." "How do you play Poker?" "It's Poker." "Not a Dou Da Zhu," "Is it OK?" "It's long time I didn't gamble." "It's fine." "Whatver lose or win, we'll donate to charity." "Have a seat." "The guy with dark skin keep looking at you, like you guys had gratitude." "Last year on my birthday," "He played and lost to me" "He ate 50 dumplings." "Mr Shi," "You won this title three times," "Today we invited you to play," " He's called.." " No need to introduce." "Hi Mr Baker, welcome to Macau." "Thank you." "No need to do this." "When I play in Teng Xin, I won the title every time." "Today the Poker game is unlimited of money," "Each game upper limit is 50 million," "Each deposit is 100 to 200 thousand," "Please deposit." "Please bet." "Open card." "1.2 million." "Close." "Pass." "Please bet." "3.2 million." "More money, 7.4 million." "Pass." "Pass." "Pass." "Sorry." "Everyone passed, so I'll pass." "Mr Shi, 10 million." "Close card." "Follow 10 million." "Mr Wei, what's our upper limit?" "Everyone's 50 millions." "So I bet it all." "So "all in" all." "I'll step back this game." "Keep fighting with him." "Please open your cards." "Before opening, let's bet privately." "How much?" "100 millions." "Mr Do," "I represent mountain children, thanks to you." "I don't believe you have straight flush." "Four Jacks." "Believe or not," "But straight flush's happening." "Boss," "I don't know what happened." "Sorry, I don't know what happened." "Straight flush win." "Sorry." "What happened?" "You're a pretty lady," "Want to see my body?" "Come here, let's dance together." "Take out clothes, baby." "Let's go home," "I cooked squid curry noodle." "Game's done." "Action." "What happened to him?" "Last year a friend gave me a truth serum, so I test it on him." "Come here, dance with me." "Why he's still staring at you?" "This is my new recruit student, Ma Da Fa." "Ms Mo" "Master," "Is my skill improved a lot?" "Very good." "Pass." "Sorry." "Everyone passed, so I'll pass." "You guys are such cheaters." "Keep fighting him." "Sorry." "I'm Bing, I need to see Mr Jian." "Bing." "I received the news," "People from D.O.A will come here tonight," "Where is Jian?" "He's not here!" "Why didn't you make a call, but you come in person?" "When receiving the news, I was nearby, so I directly come here." "Xiao Luo, take his gun." "What are you doing?" "I'm suspecting," "You're the one betrayed us." "Only him could contact anyone, without our asking and then D.O.A keep following us." "What are you talking about?" "At safe house you suddenly disappeared, 3 days later you suddenly came back." "You knew that I was at hospital in three days." "Cuff yourself." "Bastard." "So it was you." "Tea or coffee?" "Get out." "Tea or coffee?" "Get out." "Okay, fighting is for man," "You go capture Xiao Ma." "What happened?" "I feel very cold." "Robot can feel cold?" "I also feel tense," "When I'm tense, I want to pee." "You have that thing down under?" "I've been suspecting you a lot," "I think you're human, let me see." "Don't touch." " This spot look like flesh." " That tickle!" "You're a big student of Jian, aren't you?" "I heard you're good," "Don't worry," "I'll fight without using hand." "Come on!" "I forgot, sorry." "Master." "How dare you guys attack my house!" "Didn't I teach you how to uncuff?" "Shi Yi Jian, you're such a good one!" "But my men outnumbered you." "Bring Xiao Ma immediately." "Or you will die together." "Run!" "Why they always asking for you?" "Silly Jiang, did you just pee?" "Master, don't scare!" "This room is very strong built," "The wall here is very thick," "Even there's a bomb outside, but the inside will be okay!" "Hey Silly Jiang, anything to beg?" "No, I'm scared!" "What are you scared of?" "I upgraded you." "Silly Jiang, now is the time you sacrifice for country." "Don't be afraid." "I'll be your side." "Hey, open the door!" "Go ahead!" ""C'mon dance"" "Done!" "Brother Jiang!" "Love you so much!" "Several days later I'll take you to HongKong." "Let's try fry chicken and driking beer!" "I'm mad at you!" "What a kiddo!" "Where is it?" "How can I didn't see it." " That's weird!" " Oh god!" "Hi Mr Shi Yi Jian," "Ms Mo Chou and Xiao Ma's daughter are in our hand." "If you want them alive, come to Shenzhen and see me," "I'll tell you exact location, and things to do." "Everything I taught you, still remember?" "Of course." "Let's try!" "Brother Jian, I'm truly regret!" "Regret for betraying D.O.A?" "No, if I know this could go long," "I should go to pee already!" "Why are you shaking?" "Because of the pee?" "Welcome you two to our space headquarter." "Dragon King Palace" "Ms Cang Jing's waiting for you!" "Come!" "Welcome, welcome." "Magician hand, Mr Shi Yi Jian." "And also my old partner, Xiao Ma." "What's your full name?" "Why do you need my full name?" "What is it, I don't know too." "Ma La Tang." "I'll let you guys first." "I can give you the money," "But you have to release Chu Yi first." "Also," "Did you hurt her mother?" "I'm a woman also." "How can I hurt that poor woman." "I'm using this method," "To transfer 1.5 billion dollars to global banks." "Transfered to unused accounts with over a thousand one." "Using this method within 10 minutes," "You could transfer all your money," "Into a bank in Switzerland." ""Transfer started"" "Such a genius." "Got the money, why don't you release them." "Losing 1.5 billion dollar could be regain," "Xiao Ma dead or alive doesn't matter," "Lead him to see his daughter." "Let's go." "Mr Shi is a genius." "It's truely rare." "That made me couldn't kill you." "When you talk to me without suspecting," "It looks fake." "I believe you're not real Ms Cang Jing." "You're her body-double, is that right?" "Mo Chou?" "Why are you being so smart?" "Once time I went to Las Vegas decided not to marry you," "It's not because I did't love you," "But because I recognized," "You have connection with international gangsters." "You showed up this time, made me doubt about it." "You're still loving me?" "I do." "I always do." "But since our kissing at the beach," "I have different thought." "First kiss was passion," "Second one has bitter taste along the sweet," "Third one was such a kiss of spider." "At that time I looked up on sky and laughed," "Do you know what I was praying?" "I wished the person my student looking for is not you." "But with a bowl of squid curry, you revealed yourself." "Cang Jing." "Don't think you're invincible." "I'll give you a chance," "No matter what it's brain or skill," "I'm outreach you." "Let's fight." "How?" "Dad!" "Chu Yi!" "They're acting," "Don't be afraid!" "If you lose," "I'll throw them out." "Unless you decide to come with me." "And if I win?" "Release all of you." "How do we play?" "Here are playing cards," "Let's see who will pick the biggest card faster." "Okay, this game's related to human life," "So I have to win." "You only got 4 cards." "4 is enough to win!" "But a straight is bigger." "Look again." "Heart is still bigger than Spades." "Drop it." "Don't move." "Chu Yi!" "Dad." "I'm scared." "These double agent things." "My student A Luo is better than me!" "Interpol!" "Don't worry daughter!" "Why's this movie so violent?" "Nowaday all action movies are like that!" "Stand right here for me!" "Hey miss!" "I'm out of cards!" "Women shouldn't be too mean!" "Or their chest will be flatted!" ""Complete Transfer"" ""Transfer Denied"" "If the method is over 10 minutes," "All money is going back to the original account." "Even though I don't know how to use gun," "But I was a champion in wrestling." "This small thing, even you don't know?" "Not painful?" "Not painful, huh?" "Let's die together!" "Didn't I teach you to uncuff?" "Lower down to 8000 meters," "I want to parachute." "Mo Chou!" "Stop hiding!" "You have no where to hide!" "My student will finally catch you." "Why I always lose to you?" "My love lost to you," "And now this business thing." "Confess, and I'll help you!" "You once asked me," "What did I pray that time." "I prayed," "If I found 1.5 billion dollar," "I'll retire and marry you." "Unfortunately, it didn't come true." "No matter what the result," "I'll be waiting for you." "I'm not going to jail." "Remember my figure today." "I want you to remember me forever!" "Mo Chou!" "Okay?" "Okay." "Ma Da Fa," "Happy New Year!" "Happy New Year!" "Honey!" "Does it need to be like that?" "Happy New Year!" " All things go smooth!" " Thank you, Thank you!" " More eat, more growing!" " Thank you." "Healthy life," " Happy New Year!" " Thank you brother Wei!" "where's my lucky money?" "Here you are!" "Thank you boss!" "Dad, Happy New Year!" "Happy New Year!" "Luo, best wishes for you!" "Thank you!" " Wish you more pretty!" " Thank you!" "where is my dad?" " I don't know." " I know," "He saw something weird out there, then suddenly went outside!" "Still a mad man!" "No kidding?" "My dad is unpredictable!" "He'll come home soon!" "I'm fine!" "I'm fine!" "I'm fine!" "Master!" "Dad, where've you been?" " I'm okay!" " Be careful." "Dad, what's happened?" "There's a bad guy," " A bad guy?" " I saw him on the road," "I'm so mad when I saw him." "I went to him and do some kicks, and now he's lying on the ground." "But why it looks like you're beaten?" "It doesn't look like my appearance!" "Silly Jiang," "Bring in some eggs!" "Boss, your blood pressure is high!" " High your head," " Such a mad man!" "I want to use it for my nose." "Got it!" "Jian, the bastard you're talking about," "Did he wear a crystal ring?" "You know him?" "He asked if I want to be his student?" "want you to be his student?" "Who is it?" "Happy New Year!" "My name is little Dagger, honored to be called Prince of Gamble!" "What happened?" "My master and you have a misunderstanding!" "So he tell me to come here and sorry!" "Your master?" "Dad, you beat him till he went to hospital, right?" "If he beat me till injury," "I'll beat him to dead!" "Master!" "You call this guy your master?" "You followed him?" "He's polite like that, you should at least shake his hand." "Brother!" "Handsome" "See it?" "This is called fashionable and cool!" "Everybody stand aside!" "I'll have a fight with him!"

"♪ I am here for all to see ♪" "♪ In my bones there's dignity ♪" "♪ I will fight them ♪" "♪ I can say that I can change the world ♪" "♪ But if you let me ♪" "♪ I will make my world stand tall ♪" "♪ Let me show you one last time ♪" "♪ Let me show you one last sign ♪" "♪ I can see it all ♪" " Who shall I announce, Messer?" " Move!" " Messer!" " Messer!" "Where is he?" "Don't get up." "I couldn't stop them, I'm sorry." "This is for you." "A letter from the Pope." "Read it." "His Holiness' business must account for what?" "Sixty... 80 percent of all your profits?" "Tithes and taxes from every parish in Europe." "How much income must that be a month?" "But he won't be banking with you any longer." "And I wouldn't be surprised if others follow the Pope's lead." "You'll find that most merchants, don't like to do business with murderers." "You think I don't know who had Bredani killed?" "I employ men for their ability with numbers." "Not knives." "And you'll find every one of them has an alibi for that night." "Now... shall we discuss the details of the transfer?" "My accountant will need access to all your records, of course." " Your accountant?" " Yes." "My accountant." "You see, Florence is going to change." "No more fake republic, manipulated by the Medici." "No more hard-earned money wasted on depraved artists and the common rabble." "Not when I run this city." "I need three days." "To draw up the necessary documents." "I suppose we are talking about moving the vast amount of money from your bank to mine." "I'll give you three days." "Madonna Contessina." "Please forgive the intrusion." "I'm sure your husband will explain." "So this is art, is it?" " And you paid good money for this?" " Yes." "I was discussing it with the Pope last night." "See, I'm just a banker." "Unlike, Messer Medici, I don't claim to understand art, or know the mind of a sodomite sculptor, like, um..." " Donatello." " Donatello." "Yes." "Is it true he intended this to represent Florence?" "The boy David's victory over Goliath." "It could symbolize the triumph of our republic." "I asked the Holy Father... where in the Bible it says that Goliath was slain by a naked boy," "who looks like a girl." "The Pope was as nonplussed as I was." "This is your Florence." "Not mine." "What's happened?" "Florence is being taken over by Philistines." "I must see the Pope at once." "Forgive me, Your Holiness." "I needed to see you in person." " For confession, perhaps?" " Business." "Ever since I gave you sanctuary in my home you began to doubt me." "Seen up close I am, small and weak, and my... wealth seems repellent." "But my architect and engineer, Filippo Brunelleschi, he... he is a giant of a man, a true genius, and he has this theory he calls perspective." "Something small may seem enormous, depending from where you view it." "And vice versa." "I may not be a man you wish to view across your dining table." "But in the wider world, you need my wealth and power." "Your position is under threat." "Duke Visconti and his allies in Rome are plotting to install a new Pope." "I know all about the Duke and his plots and I have every faith..." " That the Lord will provide a solution." " And he has." "He's provided me." "I know Visconti." "I loaned him money in the past." "He has to be defeated and you returned to Rome." "And how?" " How do you propose to do that?" " Bishop Vitelleschi." "Valiant Vitelleschi, the soldier-bishop, he is brave and loyal and he is ready to fight for you, his army is camped outside of Rome, but they need more men and weapons." "I can fund that." "Tomorrow." "Pazzi would take weeks, by which time... it would be too late." "You want me to retain you as my banker so you can equip an army?" " To keep the Church united behind you." " The Papal banker must be devoted to God and the teachings of Christ!" "I may be an insignificant sinner, but my wealth can help bigger and better men, men like Brunelleschi, men like... you." "You're no smaller than your fellow men." "But to God's all-seeing eye, your sins may be monstrous." "Are you sure there isn't anything you wish to confess?" "Pazzi convinced you that I was behind the murders of Albizzi and his son?" "Do you not see it it's in his interest for you to believe that?" "Murder is a mortal sin, Cosimo." "I showed them mercy." "I let them go..." "and they were killed by bandits." "And a mortal sinner's soul burns in everlasting fire unless he confesses and truly repents!" "If there is any truth in these rumors, one day, you will have to confront that fact!" "You know that, don't you?" "God may be merciful." "But it is absolutely inconceivable that a murderer could ever be the Papal banker." "Have you seen Maddalena be sick like that before?" "Not Maddalena, no." "Do you think it had something to do with Marco Bello leaving?" " May I speak freely, Madonna Contessina?" " Of course." "I'm the oldest of 14 children, and my poor mother..." "God rest her soul, lost a few too." "I know all the signs." "You think she's with child?" "With Marco Bello's child, yes." "And you can take my word for that." " How can you be so sure?" " If I may speak freely..." "Yes, speak freely!" "Believe me, there are no secrets in the servant's quarters." "Messer Cosimo stopped visiting the slave girl weeks ago." "Yes, I'm aware of that." "At the same time, she started making cow eyes at Marco Bello." "But now that he's gone, she may try to protect herself by claiming her mongrel's a Medici, but your husband is not the father." " I've come to say goodbye." " Why?" "I was wrong to accuse you of Father's murder." "That you could even think it for a second, Cosimo." "I don't think that I can ever forgive you for that." "The Pope is withdrawing his account and giving it to Pazzi." " That's unfortunate." " Unfortunate?" "This could mean the end for our bank." "I need you by my side, brother." "Then perhaps you should have thought about that before." "Hear him out, Lorenzo." "Your brother has done you a great wrong but he needs your help." "We all do." "Leave us to talk, Contessina." "I am truly sorry, brother." "Will you forgive me?" "You accept that I did not kill our father." "And yet you do nothing to pursue the man who did." "Marco had no motive to kill our father." "Unless someone paid him." "Albizzi." " Pazzi." " He paid someone to kill Bredani." "He means to destroy this family, this republic, our entire vision for Florence." "Your entire vision for Florence, Cosimo." "I will search for proof that Pazzi was behind Bredani's murder." "If you can prove that, it would turn the Pope against Pazzi." "And... save this family." "He wouldn't have dirtied his hands by doing the deed himself." "He admitted as much this morning." "He boasted all his men have alibis for Bredani's death." " Then I'm looking for a professional." " Thank you." " For doing this." " I'm not doing this for you." "When you were asked to marry Piero, do you remember how you felt?" "Excited." "Was that love?" "Or the prospect of joining such a powerful family?" "Be honest." "I may be his mother, but I was also a bride once." "It was both." "I suppose." " And I count my blessings every day." " My wedding was a transaction." "But I grew to like him, admire and even love my husband sometimes." "His... his sheer power." "He'd make any woman proud." "And now I find myself wondering about some of the things he may have done." "What is it?" "His concubine is pregnant." "She's pregnant?" "For some women falling pregnant, it's all too easy." "Emilia thinks that Marco Bello is the father." "And it's true Cosimo hasn't lain with her for weeks." "But the baby could change the way he feels about her." "He looked at me very differently after I gave him a son." "Sell her." "Sell her in Genoa, and no one need ever know." "I am sorry." "All this talk of children." "I've upset you." "You know what must be done." "You always do." "You want me to start preparing for the transfer?" "No, you're coming to Rome with me." "With a bill of exchange for 40,000 Florins." "To bribe Visconti?" "To buy an army strong enough to retake Rome from Visconti and get the Pope back where he belongs." "This is no ordinary man." "This is St. Peter's successor." "Popes come and go." "New alliances are made." "Are you sure we're backing the winner this time?" "Sometimes it's not about backing the man most likely to win." "It's about backing the right man, making sure he does win." "Do we have any guarantees he'll change his mind if this new army succeeds in retaking Rome?" "We'll do the right thing." "Let him decide." "If we lose the Papal account, we could survive." "We'd be small, but we could rebuild." "Live to fight another day." "But spending so much on this army..." "I have left instruction with Piero." "And he will speak tomorrow at the Signoria, persuade them to raise a one-off tax to reimburse us." "I know it's a risk." "But we are not only fighting for the Medici legacy, we are fighting for the future of the Christian faith." "Father is leaving me in charge." "But last time I spoke at the Signoria, I made a complete fool of myself." "You won the vote." "Only because of yours and my mother's bribes." "And there will be no chance of bribery tomorrow." "The future of the bank could rest on the power of my rhetoric." "And I don't even know if they'll allow me to speak." "You'll speak." "And you will speak magnificently." "This is a chance for you to prove yourself and you have to seize it." "Now more than ever." " I know." "Maddalena might be carrying Cosimo's child." "What?" "Why are you telling me that now?" "If she has a son, and we remain childless, he may grow up and be regarded as a potential heir." "Do well tomorrow." "Prove your father is right to give you this extra responsibility." "And you will establish yourself as the indisputable heir apparent." "You... get off." "You're not having any more!" "Push off!" " What do you want?" " Wine." "...And information." "Wine's cheap." "The other thing..." " it depends." " Any strangers staying here last week?" " It's an inn." "Ah, the man I'm looking for killed someone." "I don't judge my guests." "I think you know the type that I mean, Bruno." "Big, ugly bastard from Milan." "Dangerous cutthroat." " It sounds like it might be him." " My neck's worth a lot more than that." "...How do I know that your information isn't as bad as your wine?" "Because, my friend, you get what you pay for." "I'm sorry I couldn't help you." "His name is Ferzetti." "And he left for Rome yesterday." " Rome?" "You sure?" " Yes, I'm certain." "Any other information that you can give me?" " He wasn't very pretty to look at." " You mentioned that." "Beautiful horse, though." "White stallion." "He ran up quite a big bill." "And I thought he's not gonna be able to pay this, and I had my eye on his horse." "Then yesterday, he comes back from the bank, money bag full, pays his debt, off he goes." "Was there a crest on this bag?" "Let me think." "Oh, come on." "You're a banker." "Act like one." "My income versus expenditure doesn't add up." "It was..." "It was the Pazzi." "You're a Medici." "The blood of your father and your grandfather runs in your veins." "And today they will speak through you." "Hmm?" "You can do this, Piero." "Go on." "Good luck." "Can we get started, please, gentlemen?" "We've got a lot of business to get through today." "Piero de' Medici will speak on behalf of the de' Medici bank." "Thank you, Signor Guadagni." "His father is too embarrassed to show his face." "He leaves what's left of his business to a boy." "Gentlemen..." " I'm here to propose a new tax." "A new one-off tax to pay for an army, to get His Holiness, the Pope, back to Rome." "Quiet!" "Have you not had enough of these games?" "This is another desperate attempt by Cosimo de' Medici to curry favor with the Pope." "When it's an open secret, that the Holy Father has washed his hands of him." "And he expects us to pay for it?" "Florence is better than Rome." "Let the Pope stay here." "We're already taxed up to our necks." "The families and merchants of this city cannot afford another tax." "Would you please let him finish what he came here to say?" "It won't be paid by the families and merchants." " No!" "He wants the poor to pay for it!" "If Cosimo de' Medici wanted this to be taken seriously, he should have come here to propose it himself." "Rather than humiliate his son." "This new tax... will not be paid by the families or merchants or the poor." "The new tax will be paid by the banks!" "Is this the force that will conquer Rome?" "You there!" "Where is Bishop Vitelleschi?" " Bishop Vitelleschi?" "I'm sorry, there were no guards." "Cosimo de' Medici, banker to the Pope." "You took your time, didn't you?" "Signor Guadagni, my father isn't here, because he's gone to Rome." "To donate 40,000 Florins to Bishop Vitelleschi." "And that money will enable him to recruit and equip an army, capable of taking back Rome." "If... if this assembly votes against the tax on our banks, then we Medici... will cover the entire cost ourselves." "Bishop Vitelleschi's conquest of Rome will take place, with or without the support of the other banks in this city." "But I have complete trust, that the men of my much-maligned profession will follow the Medici lead and prove they're not just profit-hungry usurers, but god-fearing men of faith." "Men willing to make sacrifices for the Holy Father and the future of Christianity." "And you think this man can defeat Visconti?" " He is a well-trained and brutal soldier." " So Rome will burn." " And many innocent people will die." " I wish there was another way, Ugo." "I wish with all my heart." "Ready?" "We just need the signatures, Your Excellency." "With this money..." "I can annihilate the traitors on the Papal Council once and for all." "By the time I'm finished, Rome will look redder than that." "But I've lost many good men, made many personal sacrifices." "Is there something else you want?" "To retain control of the Papal army afterwards." "If you're victorious, no one could argue with that." "And also I expect your bank to secure all my future ventures." "Both holy and secular." "Do we understand each other?" "You will be afforded every economic advantage the Medici bank has to offer." "Good man." "Stopped off to spend some of Andrea Pazzi's blood money, did you?" "Go." "You've got the wrong man." "I don't know any Andrea Pazzi." "Why do you have this letter with his seal on it?" "I'm a messenger." "I was given that to deliver." "I didn't ask the man's name." " He hired you to kill Bredani, didn't he?" " I don't know what you're talking about." " But why is he writing to Visconti?" "I never killed anyone in my life." "And then again, maybe I have." "Me too." "Step back." "Why did you follow me?" "To find out if you were loyal to your brother." "Why didn't you just let him kill me?" "Because you were." "What will you do now?" "I'm not going back, if that's what you mean." "Not with these false accusations of your father's murder." "You have been a true friend to my brother." "And to me too, it seems." "We were wrong to accuse you." "You were loyal to the family." "Thank you." "I want you to tell me the truth." "...I wouldn't lie to you, Madonna." "Do you know who the father of your child is?" "Maddalena, you can't hide it forever." "Do you?" " Yes." " For certain?" "Yes." "Emilia, leave us." "If it's my husband's, you may think that you can keep your position here." "That your baby will never go hungry." "If it's Marco Bello's, you seem to have been abandoned." "How could it be Marco Bello's?" "I know what goes on in my own household." "And it's no secret that you and he were close." "If it were his, I would have told him." "And he would have taken me with him." "But I could do no such thing." "Because he always treated me with respect." "Thank you for your candor." "But if you ever speak to me like that again, you'll be on your way to the slave market in Genoa." "Now get back to work." "Isn't it wonderful?" "Piero has just prevailed in the Signoria." "That is wonderful." "And it's down to your faith in him, Lucrezia." "Me?" "No, it is you who got him this far." "And he'll need you now more than ever." " I doubt that." " Of course he will." "We both need you to persuade Cosimo to let him take his proper place in the family." "He's ready now." " That's him." " It passed unanimously." "Lucrezia." "I was... magnificent." "No one dared be seen voting against the Pope." "Even Pazzi himself had to vote in favor." "I am so proud of you, Piero." "And your father will be too." " You are?" " Yes." " Hmm?" "You are." " Yes." "The likes of Pazzi will never defeat the Medici." "We are invincible." " You found him." " And more besides, enough to finish Andrea Pazzi for good." "Rinaldo Albizzi once had my brother locked up in this very cell." "But he prevailed in the end." "And Albizzi was a far more worthy adversary than your paymaster will ever be." "When Andrea Pazzi is in here with you, tell him from me that it doesn't do" " to underestimate the Medici." " Tell him yourself." "Have you ever killed anyone else for him?" " Apart from Bredani?" " I'm just a messenger." "Confess and your soul may be saved." "Did you have anything to do with the death of my father?" "No." "Who ordered it?" "I don't know anything about it." "Pazzi and Albizzi were in league together." "It was one of them." "I don't know." "I swear to you, I don't know." "It doesn't do to underestimate Andrea Pazzi." "A successful journey?" "What's done is done." "A lot has happened while you were away." "Piero has won the vote in the Signoria." "Lorenzo has tracked down Bredani's killer." "He's in the cell." "So despite Pazzi's best efforts, this family remains strong." " You always get what you want in the end." " You're not wearing your necklace." "I took it off." "This morning." "I was going to leave you, Cosimo." " Why?" " Do you really need to ask?" "After you lied to me about your father's death, your affair with the slave girl, the deaths of Rinaldo and Ormanno Albizzi..." " Contessina." " And now to discover... that your mistress... is going to bear your child." "And yet you did not leave." "Messer Medici." "I'm so sorry." "I bring terrible news." "Your brother, Messer Lorenzo," "I just found him lying dead in the cells of the Signoria." "He's been stabbed." "And the killers have escaped." "I'm so sorry." "It will all be worth it, Lorenzo." "It will be worth it." " What's happened?" " Bishop Vitelleschi has the funds to retake Rome for you." "I understand there was more than just your money involved." "I made it happen." "Many will die." "Blood will run in the streets and your position will be secure." "I can only pray that it will be as swift and painless as possible." "But war is always painful, Cosimo." "Even if sometimes it is justified when waged for the right reasons." " You have something else to say, Cosimo?" " Everything I have ever done has been for Florence, for you, for the greater glory of God." "I know what lengths you've gone to to get me back to Rome." "How devout your motives are, I can't say." "But you are mistaken if you think it will make me reverse my decision to give Signor Pazzi the Papal account." "My brother Lorenzo was stabbed to death last night." "I know Pazzi is responsible, although I cannot prove it." "But this letter proves... that he has been in league with Duke Visconti all along." "My brother died for this letter." "Unfortunately, for his assassin, he had already given it to my wife." "And as you will see..." "Pazzi tells Visconti that you have handed him the Papal account, and asks him to postpone replacing you until the bank transfer is complete." "He also brags of having the olive oil merchant, Bredani, killed, so he could take his seat in the council." "Now, as it is inconceivable that the Papal banker should be a murderer, this letter proves you need a new banker." "And I, of course, will be glad to offer my services." "Vitelleschi has prevailed in Rome." " We are victorious." " That is a good result." "A result obtained in blood." "He slaughtered his way to the heart of the curia council." " You had no choice but to support him." " A man always has a choice." "If he is willing to lose." "That man has never been you." "My father said it is sometimes necessary to do bad in order to achieve good." "Now, as Albizzi predicted, I am more my father than he ever was." "That is why God is punishing me." "By taking my brother." " Cursing me with this bastard child." " Lorenzo died fighting for this family." "And bringing new life into the world is never a curse." "I know what I said." "But perhaps this child is an opportunity for both of us." "Speak plainly." "You shall raise the child as your own." "We both shall." "Just as Lorenzo would have raised Rosa's child if he'd had the chance." "I don't understand." "I do not excuse your sins, Cosimo." "It is not my place to do so." "And I have sins of my own." "But as long as we can breathe, there is a chance that we can atone for them." " I don't know if I can, Contessina." " I will help you." " Mastro Ugo?" "May I speak with you?" " Yes." "What is it, Maddalena?" "I know they think that Marco Bello killed their father." "But he couldn't have." "The so-called evidence, the bill of sale for the poison was found in his saddle bag." "But he only acquired the bag a fortnight ago." "If you were a murderer, would you be so foolish as to transfer the proof of your guilt from an old bag to a new one?" "Someone put it there to make him look guilty." "Someone from this household." "You mustn't breathe a word of this." " But..." " Listen to me." "Marco Bello has left." "And nothing, not even his exoneration, will bring him back." "But your place here is tenuous at best." "Trust an old man who has served this family for many years." "This matter is best left alone." " Father was murdered." " You know who did it?" "Power brings enemies." "Your father had many." "The bill of sale of Master Tancredi." "I need the name of the customer who bought it." " I don't have it." " Find it." "Surely he would never admit to such a crime." " No." "Not freely." "Alerting the killer will only make him harder to catch." "I will have justice." "Once I know who did it." "There is nothing to argue about." "You will no longer be a Medici if you marry a girl who sells oranges." " I will marry her." " You will not!" "The young girl, Rosa and her child, they're dead." "It's probably for the best." "I judge the whole vineyard by this one vine, and when it's ready, I know it's time to harvest." "This is good." "Tomorrow, better." "The day after that, perfect." "I thought that I was taking her to a place of sanctuary." "But it was a place of punishment." "Hell." "This is God's will, Ugo." "God's will." "Not mine." "You gave me the order!" "I carried it out!" "What will God's judgment be on us?" "A stallion may mount a donkey and get a mule." "I like mules." "Ugo, I ride mules." "But there will never be a mule in the Medici family." "Do you understand?" "Of course." "Remember your place." "Who's there?" "Excuse me." "Messer Cosimo, Madonna Contessina." "The ceremony is about to begin." "And Florence cannot have its procession of the Magi without the Medici." "Thank you, Ugo." "Forgive me, Cosimo." "I heard some of what you said through the door." "You have not become your father." "You're a better man than he ever was." "That mule isn't the only thing carrying precious cargo." "You're with child?" "Are you sure?" "It will be a boy." "We're sure of it." "And we'll call him Lorenzo." "Resynced and corrections by Dan4Jem, XII.MMXVI"

"Baby Bobby is the cutest baby ever." "[ Sniffs ]" "Oh!" "There's the stuff." " [ Sniffs ]" " Make room." "I'm coming in." "All right." "Okay." "You guys, seriously, you need to be careful." "My cousin Tess actually got addicted to baby smell." "It nearly ruined her life." "She caught one whiff of that sweet baby musk at a birthday party, and the next thing you know, she was doing bumps off of random babies at the park." "Well, thanks for all the help with our first week as parents." "Think we're ready to take Little Bobby home and handle him on our own now." "[ Laughter ]" "What?" "Oh, you're just in for a wild ride, 'cause the first time two parents are alone with their baby, things can get a little crazy." "The first few days we had Stan on our own," "I was so tired and cranky, I turned into a total bitch." "And I never turned back." "I was so overwhelmed with our first kid," "I didn't have a second to take care of myself." "Little tip-- adult diapers." "You guys are making it sound like some kind of horror movie." "Just take as much sleep as you can find, don't forget to eat, and, um, if it gets too crazy, call me." "Thank you, you guys, but I'm pretty sure we can handle our kid on our own." " We got it." " [ Both chuckle ]" "Wait for it." " Little oversight." " Don't judge us." "Say goodbye to grandma." " Okay." " Okay." "Wait!" "[ Stammering ]" "Good luck." "They're screwed." "_" "I still can't believe I'm a grandma." "Oh, don't worry, Jules." "You're still a total GILF." "What?" "[ Whispers indistinctly ]" "Tom!" "Wait." "No, actually, I'll-- I'll take that compliment." "Gross." "So, how's Andy doing?" "I mean, I haven't seen him since Bobby left to take that golf-pro job in Georgia." "He tried to go to the hospital with a broken heart." "He hasn't even slept home in the past few days 'cause he's been sulking on Bobby's boat." "It's been great." "I should probably go check on him." "Oh, no." "I got to open the bar." "I wish it wasn't so hard for me to find people to cover for me, but my job is really challenging." "[ Laughter ]" "Wait." "You're serious?" "What's the challenging part?" "Is it tilting the bottle up or tilting it down?" "Bartender's elbow is a real thing, and my job is more than just pouring drinks." "None of you guys could do it." "No?" "All right." "Let's find out." "Come on." "Just for a couple hours." "Ellie and I will man the bar while you go check on Andy." "Fine." "But please... be careful." "Relax." "We got this." "If that idiot can do it, we can do it." "I'm still here." "I know!" "Andy?" "[ Groaning ]" "Good lord, man." "What happened to you?" "You look like a contestant on a Bear Grylls show." "Are you wearing Bobby's clothes?" "They still have his scent-- saltwater and tacos." "I'm not entirely sure what to do here." "I've never been left by a boyfriend." "Come on." "Let's get you a beer." "That was his favorite drink!" "It still is." "He's not dead." "Come on." "We need to get you out of here." "Grayson, will-- will you pat my head and call me "Ando" like he used to?" "Her de der, Ando." "[ Chuckles ]" "Her de der." "Okay, got a chardonnay for Cabbage Patch, lemon drop for Tube Top," "I got a cab for Chocolate Mountain, piña colada for SPF Nada, and a tall cold one for Lady Fonz." "[ As Fonzie ] Ehh." "More wine?" "We'd love to, but our husbands are waiting." "Oh, I'm not hearing a problem." "I am having so much fun." "Me too!" "And I'm the master at nicknames." "Check this out." "Okay." "Suds up, Perv Stache." "My friends said this was cool." "[ Chuckles ]" "Your friends are wrong." "Okay." "[ Laughs ]" " That was easy." " [ Chuckles ]" "He fell right asleep." "I mean, like a dream, no problem." "Feeding him, he just latched on to the old milk jugs." "Ugh, babe, could you please not say" "Milk jugs." "Sorry." "No." "That's what they are." "I meant "Latch." Oh, God, I hate that word." "I mean, taking care of a baby is easier than taking care of my virtual Tamagotchi pet." "How did you ever get me pregnant?" " Well..." " Well..." "Ah, the gang thought we couldn't handle this." "But Baby Bobby is sleeping so peacefully," " I can't even hear a sound." " [ Static ]" "Why can't we hear a sound?" "Shouldn't we hear a sound?" "Breathing is a sound." "Go!" "Go!" "Keep going." "Look." "I still see room." "I don't know why you're slowing down." "You call that food, Quarter Eyes?" "[ Chuckles ] See what I'm doing?" "I'm being you guys." "Get it?" "So, how'd it go today?" "Much harder than expected." "One guy wanted a beer and a water." "I had to use both hands to carry it." "It was really touch-and-go for a second." "And then things got really nuts when I had to give a beer to a guy over here and then another guy all the way over here." "Okay, so, fine." "You handled a dull morning shift." "That's easy." "Night is where it really gets cray." "Andy: [ Groans ]" "Andy, what are you doing?" "[ Voice breaking ] Fell off my stool!" "Too sad to get up!" "Aw, it makes me want to cry." "Me too." "But for other reasons." "[ Sobbing ] Bobby!" "All right, someone needs to take care of that." "Someone other than me." "You know, you could help Andy now." "You could take the whole weekend, and Ellie and I can watch the bar." "The weekend?" "!" "Now you're being cray." "Stop saying "Cray"!" "Now, look, if we handle the bar and you help Andy, then everybody wins." "Okay." "Fine." "But as soon as there's any trouble, you have to call me to come back and fix it and to do my "Ha ha, I was right" dance." "Ha ha." "I was right." "Ha ha." "I was right." "Ha ha whoo ha ha." "[ Chuckles ]" "Come on, Andy." "Let's go." "[ Sobs ]" "Bobby used to drive me this way." "This bar is ours." "[ Bell rings ]" "Oh, we kicked total ass at the bar last night." "We made people so happy." "Right, but that may have been the alcohol." "[ Chuckles ] Yeah." "And we gave it to them." "We did." "What?" "We just opened the door and walked in without using keys." "Oh." " Didn't you lock up?" "!" " Didn't you lock up?" "!" "[ Scoffs ]" "Wait." "I'm sure everything's okay." "I mean, it's a safe town, right?" "Um, well, that depends." "Was the register wide open and completely empty when we left?" "Then we've been robbed!" "Dun-dun-duuuun!" "I don't know why I did that." "Sorry." "Okay, I thought it over, and I've come to the conclusion that we were robbed." "I thought we established that already." "All right, I guess we're gonna have to call the police." "But if we call the police, then Grayson's gonna know that we screwed up." " [ Receiver clicks ]" " He's gonna find out anyway." "Ugh, we're never gonna hear the end of it." "But he knows how much cash we made last night." "Oh, he's gonna be so obnoxious!" "[ Receiver clicks ] I got to go." "Okay, wait." "Let's think." "We're out 3 grand." "What if we paid it back ourselves?" "That's a great idea." "You know, I've got, uh, $8." "And I have..." "Let's see." "$2." "Oh, and a giant pearl!" "That's a Mento." " Oh." " No." "Okay, what are we gonna do?" "What if we made 3 grand in cash all under the table" " and say it's from last night?" " Yeah?" "How?" "Can I get a beer?" "Sure thing." "5 bucks, one warm beer." "Can I have a cold beer?" "Sure." "8 bucks." "Refrigeration fee." "[ Gasps ] I get it." "We're gonna nickel-and-dime these suckers to death!" "No, no, not you." "Different suckers." "Is he supposed to have that dry skin on his head?" "It's... scaly." "It's lizardy." "[ Sighs ] That's it." "I'm checking Google." "Oh, my gosh." "Type in "Scaly baby lizard head."" "Does he have restricted movement?" "He's in a swaddle, but yes!" "Yes!" "Oh, man!" "I think he's got hereditary equine regional dermal asthenia." "Okay, I'm calling Jules." "No!" "Wait, wait." "I'm on a veterinary site." "[ Chuckles ]" "It's a horse disease." "[ Baby Bobby hiccups ]" " Aah!" "What?" "!" " What was that?" " He's throwing up air!" " What?" " Oh, my God!" "What do we do?" " Let's just rock him back and forth." "I don't know, Grayson." "This seems like a bad idea." "You lost a best friend." "The obvious solution is to find a new one with... the Bobby Cobb replacement challenge!" "With them?" "You got Tom." "He's..." "And, uh, Jerry's here." "Can't believe you're making me try out." "This is demeaning." "Well, I'm psyched to be here, Grayson." "Oh, you're going down." "Game on." "And, uh, who's that?" "Name's Marty, and I like to party." "Whoo!" "[ Chuckles ]" "Uh, found him in the plaza." "It seemed weird to have a tryout with just two guys." "Bobby was always there with a shot of courage whenever Andy here needed some, okay?" "So show us your best..." "Oh!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Confidence dance!" "Well, after the bacon-grease fire burned down my RV, my six kids and I had to move into this tiny, little motel room." "Now, two of them are still small enough to sleep in the dresser, so, you know, we make it work." "Bless you." "[ Ding!" "]" "Bobby could charm anyone." "Tom, make friends with the next person who comes by." "Oh!" "Hey, there!" "Uh, my name is, uh, Tom." "Aah!" "No!" "Wait!" "[ Whimpering ]" "Hot lava!" "Aah!" "[ Ding!" "]" "Uh, ma'am, I think I gave you a $20." "Are you calling me a liar?" "[ Ding!" "]" "[ High-pitched ] Penny can!" "Pen-neeeee can!" "Marty, uh, toss your pennies." "Oh, I didn't get any pennies." "Sure you did." "I gave you a big, giant handful." "No." "[ Coins jingling ]" "No, no, no." "I don't think so." "[ Ding!" "]" " Here you go." " All right." "What is that?" "I've been selling the stuff from this little prize box." "The lost and found?" "Oh, I was wondering why I found my bra in here." "Oh." "Bobby was upbeat." "He never let the little things get him down, okay?" "So, everybody in good spirits?" " Yep." " Great." "Maintain it." " Oh, yeah!" " Aaah!" "Oh, yeah!" "Yeah, Tom!" "Yeah!" "All smiles!" "There you go!" "Looking good, Jer!" "Hey, Marty!" " [ Laughs ]" " Does it tickle?" " You're in first place on this one, man." " [ Giggling ]" "Hey." "Andy!" "Andy." "Andy." "What's going on?" "No one could replace Bobby." "I guess I'm just gonna have to get used to one-man hugs and emptiness at the end of every spaghetti noodle." "Laurie:" "Trav?" "His eyelids are closed, which means he's sleeping." "Unless his eyelids have collapsed." "Is that a thing?" "I should feed him." "No." "[ Chuckling ] I already fed him." "Is that AM or PM?" "Okay, I remember that he ate and then he spit up." "I wonder why he spit up." "Do you think that my milk is spoiled?" "I mean, I just leave my boobs sitting out all day long!" "Has baby Bobby been suckling from rancid teats?" "!" " I better call Jules!" " Laurie." " I got to call Jules!" " Laurie, Laurie, Laurie." "Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop." "Come here, come here, come here." "It's okay, baby." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Look, I-I think fear and, uh, uh, lack of sleep has been making us a little crazy, okay?" "Nothing is wrong." "We're doing great." " Okay." " Okay." "Better than great." "We're super!" "The first rule of losing your mind is, do not talk about losing your mind." "I just sold three memberships to Grayson's pub club." "How come I'm not a member?" "Because it's not a real thing." "I just made it up." "How are we doing?" "We barely have $600." "There's no way we're gonna make $3,000." "Might as well just suck it up and confess to Grayson." "Oh, but he's just gonna rub it in our faces." " No." " What" "Well, now we owe him a phone." "All right, listen." "I have another idea." "When I was in my 20s bartending in New York," "I used to pull in thousands a night." "We aren't 20, but luckily this place has mostly middle-aged dudes." "Okay, I'll do anything." "What's the secret?" "[ Gasps ] Ellie!" "Sweet mercy!" "Keep the change." "[ Chuckles ]" "Are you ready to sex up this joint?" "Tonight, at Gray's pub, no cover!" " No." " All right, come on." "Are these buttons made of titanium?" "Yeah, they're not gonna open." "Poor Andy." "I mean, I really wanted to help, but he's right." "How do you replace Bobby Cobb?" "The guy wore a bikini top for an entire summer because he thought the tan lines would be funny." "Made him look like a girl." "Classic." "So, uh, you and Ellie are really okay at the bar?" "You haven't-- haven't had any problems?" "Oh, please." "We're a couple of pros." "Okay." "Why are you wearing a raincoat?" "Because it might rain. [ Chuckles ] Duh." "It's a beautiful day." "Oh, it sure is, baby." "It sure is." "[ Clicks tongue ]" "I used to make fun of them, but now I get goth kids." "Pain is life." "Life is pain." "The cure rules." "Grayson tried out a few guys to find me a new Bobby." "It was a big waste of time." "Huh." "Is that right?" "I guess it was a little funny when Grayson sprayed them all down with a hose and when Tom got maced by that jogger." "And, oh, Grayson made Jerry eat, like, a pound of peanut butter." "He was all "Grayson, I can't move my jaw." "I can't feel my mouth!" [ Chuckles ]" "[ Normal voice ] Oh." "Those three guys aren't fit to hold Bobby's flip flops." "That guy would do anything to make me happy." "I'll never find anyone else like him." "Huh." "So, Grayson threw together this whole tryout and spent the whole weekend doing a bunch of weird, stupid stuff to try to cheer you up?" "That is so sad you won't find another friend like Bobby." "Oh." "Travis:" "Morning!" " You get any sleep?" " [ Hip-hop music playing ]" "I-I don't know." "What are you doing?" "Got to stay alert, so I put in one of your DVDs" ""Tonin' up with Tony Terry's slammin' hip hop moves."" "Why is there a camera on your head?" " [ Music stops ]" " Security." "I'm recording." "Recording what?" "Everything." " [ Ding!" "] - [ Canned applause ]" "I got to go check the closets." "You know, for dingoes." "You can watch Baby Bobby on this." "Oh." "My sweet, little Baby Bobby." "I love you so much." "Your mama is always gonna be here for you, okay?" "And that would be super if, you know, you weren't totes insane." "Ha." "Burn." "[ Gasps ]" "You ready?" "Does my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?" "I don't know what that means." "I just heard it on the radio." " Let's do this!" " All right." "[ Chuckles ] You're so funny." "Let me get those beers." "[ Clicks tongue ]" "Ellie, you're a natural slut." "Listen, here are the basics." "Laugh at all their jokes, be stunned that they're single." "When you lean it to drop off a drink, sideswipe boob graze." "Sideswipe boob graze." "Just like painting with your cans." "Okay." "Sideswipe boob graze." "Painting with the cans." "All right." "Got it." "All right." "Come on." "You can do it." "Hey, boys." "You're funny." "How are you single?" "Here's your beer." "Um..." "[ Panting ]" "Grayson!" "I'm so glad you're here." "You okay?" "I feel like such a fool for not seeing it sooner." "But right now, it's as clear as day." "Do I have a pimple?" "Everything you did, it was all to make me happy." "I hated seeing you so down." "I didn't really know how to cheer you up, but wasn't gonna stop me from trying, huh?" "That's just what he would have done!" "Don't you get it?" "It's you!" "My new Bobby..." "is you!" "Okay." "[ Chuckles ]" "That look is making me a little-- little uncomfortable." "It seems I'm... subconsciously moving backwards." "Fascinating." "[ Chuckles ] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey." "Look, um-- look, I know we haven't always been the closest, but over the years, you've become one of my best friends." "And I, uh..." "What's that word, you know, when you're super-tight with one of your bros but, like, on a deeper level?" " "Love."" " No." "No." "Definitely not that." "I thought there was a word." "Shh." "You don't have to say it." "I already know." "Nothing I can do that can stop this from happening, right?" "Nope." "Okay." "[ Grunts ]" "Check it out." "A guy gave me 100 bucks for my shoes." "I don't know why." "They're never gonna fit him." "Still 600 bucks short." "Are you serious?" "We're closing soon." "There's no way we can make that." "I know." "I would like a cold beer from a hot lady." "Tom, do you have $600?" "As in, do I have it on me this very second?" "Yes." " Can I have it?" " Let's see." "For a tip that big, you'd have to, hmm..." "Would you be willing to call me "Big Tom Stud"?" " Yes." " Yes, but sarcastically." "Would you dance on the bar "Coyote Ugly" style?" " Okay." " I'm out." " Would you make out with me?" " Fine." "Would you re-enact the scene from "9 weeks"" "where you're blindfolded and I'm feeding you?" "I am really hungry." "Would you shave his entire body?" "Oh, why are you asking the questions?" "I'll allow it." "Would you come to a party in my garage where you're the only one invited and the theme is naked Olympics?" "[ Sighs ] If I have to." "Why are you being creepier than usual?" "Grayson:" "Because..." "Dum-dum-duuuum!" "After I heard what you did to my bar," "I was curious to find out how far you'd go before admitting to me that you two screwed up." "I was gonna stop at naked Olympics." "Probably." "So, what's it gonna be?" "Look into my smug, tiny eyes and admit to me you were wrong and that you can't handle my job, or naked garage time at Tom's?" "Fine." "We were wrong." "Right, Jules?" "I don't know." "I hate that smug look." "My favorite event is two-person luge." "Dibs on the bottom." "Okay, fine." "We were wrong." "I told you, give me these in the parking lot!" "These are not mine." "Give me those." "Psst." "Out." "Stop it." "[ Baby crying ]" "Now he won't stop not crying." "What if that's a problem?" "His gums don't look right." "It's like a watermelon rind that's been picked clean!" "And where are the teeth?" "Are they just, like, deep down in there?" "[ Echoing ] Trav?" "I know he's only a baby, but he's fat." " Trav?" " He should lift baby weights, get baby ripped, be Baby Arnold." "Trav?" "[ As Arnold Schwarzenegger ] I weigh six pounds, but I'll crush your head between my rosy glutes." "Trav?" "It's morning!" "It's Monday!" "We made it!" "Oh, my God." "The weekend's over." "Oh, my God!" "He's still alive!" " We did it!" " [ Squealing ]" " [ Laughs ] - [ Knock on door ]" "Knock, knock." "Just came to see how your weekend" "Oh, sweet mother of pearl!" "Hey, mom." "We're fine." "Yeah, turns out, we're really great at this." "[ Chuckles ]" "I know, and it doesn't smell at all like a wet dog in a pile of rotten shrimp." " Here." "Let me take this." " Okay." "Let you go lie down." "[ Sniffs ] Whoa." "Or hose off." "Oh, baby." "What did they put on you?" "Mm. [ Sniffs ]" "Oh, dear lord." "Thanks for inviting me." "[ Chuckles ] Yeah." "This should be fun." "Ooh." "Yeah." "This almost makes up for what you did to my bar." "Almost?" "We need one more thing." "You better not mean..." "He does!" "[ Chuckles ]" "[ Rock music plays ]" " Come on!" " Yeah!" " Work that ass." " Shake that ass." " Come on." " Look at those hamstrings." "That's right." " Yeah!" " Man." " Aww, that's..." " Yeah!" "Yeah!" "All right." "Whoo!" " Shake that ass." " Okay."

"As the search for Miles West continues, hope for finding the young man alive is decreasing." "In these conditions, the real dangers are exposure, hypothermia, and starvation." "In locals new today, Liam West, the brother who originally reported Miles West missing, was seen driving with Lauren Huxley, the girlfriend of Miles." "Miss Huxley is the daughter of police chief" "Huxley, who has said again that there is no evidence of foul play in the disappearance." "I don't know why I treated you the way I did." "I just want you to know I love you." "Cause I don't know if I'm gonna make it back." "Look at this, man." "Fuck yeah!" "You wanna try to get into this?" "Liam!" "What's up, baby?" "Liam!" "Come on, man." "It's a party." "Liam!" "Liam!" "Liam!" "Six hundred grand." "I warned him." "I said, kid, don't wrap the line around your fingers." "Six hundred grand." "That's three hundred grand a finger." "He was a concert pianist." "So they reattached them." "Well, apparently they don't work so good." "Miles, can you get my..." "Fuck it, you know?" "We're the ones that found their finger anyway." "If there was any justice in the world, we would've gotten a slice." " Miles, can you please get my... alright, alright." "I'm taking a shower." "Here I go." "My underwear." "They settled the insurance months ago." "I don't know why he keeps..." "Here." "Kinda wet." "Mom's bringing her kids today." "I just really don't wanna be late." "So, how much would i get if I lost a finger?" "What if I lost an arm?" "Not the same thing." "You can lose all of your limbs." "The kid's fingers are worth more." "Remember that dude in Utah?" "In the desert?" "Got stuck under that rock, had to chop off his arm." "Dude made a killing." "From selling his story, not insurance." "Yeah, I'd sell the story." "Right." "Man chops off arm in insurance scam." "It's a great story." "Okay, I'm sorry it didn't work out." "Go ahead." "Get on the bus." "Who's ready to see some fish?" "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" "Wait, wait, wait." "Nah, we're good." "We can make this happen." "We'll have her ready in no time." "Uh, I don't think so." "I'm sorry, mom." "No, I'm sorry." "I'll call you later, okay?" "It's my fault." "It's all me." "Notice of possession." "Sugar mountain coastal charters will remain closed until further notice." "The port authority." "No, that's a mistake, Liam!" "Hey, I'm gonna call the bank." "I'm gonna sort this out." "No, no, what the hell!" "Four months late on your boarding fees." "Insurance is overdue again." "What?" "No, Warren knows that we always... no, it was Warren that called it in." "He can't carry you kids no more." "Yeah." "Well, thank you very much." "So..." "The good news is we have a month before they try and sell her." "We'll get her back." "We, uh..." "We just need cash and fast." "You fucking knew." "Right?" "That's why you've been talking fraud." "Well, see..." "I've been thinking about this for a while." "Mom captained this thing for twenty-one years and we lose it in three." "Alright, man, I'm serious." "All we're missing up on that mountain right there..." "Boy, we'd have a hell of a story." "It's stupid." "Hey, hey, whoa now." "People make money all the time from being stupid." "I read about this girl who hid in cupboard for years." "There's this Australian guy, he got lost in the himalayas, survives off a Mars bar, sells his story to 60 minutes." "I'm not kidding, man." "This is serious." "I can pretend to go missing up on that mountain." "Yeah, with no survival skills and no sense of direction." "You'd get lost and die." "But you would train me." "You'd still get lost and die." "Okay, you'd have to do it." "He knows the mountains too well." "No one would believe that he got lost." "Thank you." " You'd have to do it." "Ooh." "Are you trying to get rid of me?" "No, who'd wanna get rid of you?" "But atleast I can finally get some sleep." "Oh okay." "Maybe you're just trying to get alone with Liam." "I don't know." "Liam, do you snore?" "I really don't know." "I don't think anybody knows." "Can we just go?" "Hey." "I was talking to Bob mills today." "There's work going on at the reindeer farm." "Cash in hand." "And James will be headed back to Seattle soon so they'll be work here." "Or I can just shoot Carol and you can start tonight." "I got it, I got it." "Ah!" "You know, you should reconsider joining the force." "Then I'd have to leave here." "No, you wouldn't." "You can get station here." "I can put in a good word." "I happen to know the chief of police." "Thanks, thanks." "You know, you should talk to Miles about this, too." "Him and I are both looking for work." "Miles?" "Join the police force?" "What are you kidding?" "No, I don't think so." "Think about it." "I think you'd make a good cop." "See you around." "Here's the best part of it." "We're not hurting or robbing anybody." "We're selling a story." "It feels wrong." "You wanna know what's wrong?" "It's the harbor screwing us for missing a couple of payments." "Some kid making a fortune for being an idiot." "Mom getting lung cancer." "Never even smoked." "You know?" "Here he is." "There you go." "I think we shaved off ten minutes." "It's not a race, Miles." "That said..." "I can do it faster." "You know, ten days is nothing." "I was reading about this nine-year-old autistic kid." "Survives for twelve days down in Nevada." "I could do two weeks." "No." "I'd fight a wild animal." "What?" " You know, like a bear." "Maybe not a bear, you know." "But one of those grey wolves like uh..." "Sharkey saw down there at barker's creek." "Coyote." "There aren't any wolves in this area." "See the thing is, I'd come back with all these scratches all over my head and sell the story right there." "Hey." "We already settled on your story." "Yeah." "I will survive off of moss and lyceum." "That is riveting." "Home sweet home." "Hey, I only agreed to do this if we did it my way." "When you get back, I'm moving out." "You're the only one who can cook, man?" "Who's gonna watch e!" "News with Lauren?" "Her boyfriend." "Yeah well, I don't know for how much longer." "She's starting to get clingy, man." "She's always talking about kids and..." "It's a shame, too, because boy, the sex." "Okay." "I mean, we can't do it right now because we're involved in this whole thing and she's involved." "But yup." "Once this is all settled, she's gone." "Just me and you, brother." "No." " Come on, just take it." "Mom, I'm not taking anymore." "Sweetie." "It's not for him, it's for you." "I'm gonna pay you back." "I know exactly how much I owe you." "I don't care about money." "What's this?" "Their dryer broke." " Oh yeah?" "You want your Halibut steamed or grilled?" "Your dad's on a diet now." "Can you believe it?" " Oh my god, no." "How much did you give her this time?" "You either live here or you live over there with him." "Got that?" " Mhm." "I'm sorry for using your dryer." "And when are you going back to Seattle?" "As soon as I can." " As soon as you can." "You been gone two semesters already, you know?" "There's no point in getting mad at her." "Just let it go." "What?" "Have you been writing about the hoax?" "Of course not." "I remember stealing your diary when you were eleven." "I reported that to your dad." "I wanted you arrested." "Yeah." "And he wanted to arrest your dad." "What?" "I showed him what you wrote." "Right, right." "I have an idea, but it means I'm gonna need to steal your diary again." "Liam, come on." "Liam!" "You're kidding about this, right?" "It's not real." "I want to flip her and thrust into her." "We need people to think I'm jealous." "That I'd wanna kill you." "You're left for dead and he gets falsely accused." "And explode onto her back like a geyser." "So when you return it's a better story." "It's two stories." "We double our money." "I love it." "But they're gonna think you're an asshole." "I mean, you can't use this stuff." "Come on." "This is filthy." "Okay." "Can I have it back now?" "When I finish reading it." "You're done reading it." "Oh." "Give me one of those." "Here, buddy, buddy, buddy." "Bon jour!" "Hey, Angie." "Creamer." "Yeah." "When do you go?" "A few days before I start classes so I can have a little look see." "And park Disneyland." "Hey, Liam." "Is Miles good?" "No, Miles is bad." "He is not." "Not to me." "He doesn't treat me like a retard." "I'm sorry, I'm just kidding." "So is that it?" "No, I need a hunting knife." "What are you hunting?" "Miles." "It's for Miles." "Oh, the moose on the handle is the best one." "Only four hundred bucks." "Miles deserves that one." "It's only sixty." "Cool." "Should I put it on your account?" "Thanks." "We'll settle up soon." "Yeah, of course." "No hurry." "Moose on the handle's better." "He's exhausting." "I'll trade you brothers." "Depends." "Do I get Miles or you?" "Yes, Miles, I got the knife." "Josh rang it through." "Great, that's even better, man." "Oh!" "Number four!" "You ready?" "We gotta go." "We gotta do this." "We gotta do it right now." " I don't know, man." "I'm not up to it." " Come on, Liam." "It'll be fine." " Let's do this." "Number four." "Who's got number four?" "Liam West, check your friggin' ticket." "Liam!" "Dude!" " Four!" "A dozen fudge muffins from Angie Miller." "Who is off to Paris next week to become a cosmetologist." "Does it have to be tonight?" "Yeah." "Let's just do it." " Here you go." "The winner is..." "Ah!" "Number four!" "Eddie!" "Hey, hey!" "Okay." "Thank you, guys." "Thank you very much." "Come on, man." "No more cheating, alright?" "No, who's cheating." "I don't see anybody cheating." "Jesus, Miles." "I don't wanna do this." "Brother, we had a deal, okay?" "Now we gotta make this thing." "Come on, let's go right now." "It's alright." "Oh, I thought you were still..." "Paroled." "How about that?" "Nice, man." "Sup, little runt?" "You good?" "Yeah, I think so." " Yeah, you look good." "How about I buy a round?" "Lend me 50." "Hey, brother." "Let's go grab a smoke real quick, alright?" "Let's do that." "Hey, it's good to see you." "How you doing?" "We'll be back in a couple minutes." "Yummy." "I mean, look at this, look at this." "Look at all these people." "Come on." "And the winner is..." "Number three." "How much do you owe me?" "Well, that's what I was gonna tell you about." "See, Liam's kinda got me held down and I can't really..." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey!" "Look, in two weeks." "It'll be over." "You'll get the boat back." "All my life, he's got me doing things that I didn't wanna do." "I know, but you can't pull out now." "He doesn't need me anymore." "But I do." "I can't do it without you." "Hey, what the fuck you doing?" "Nothing." "Hey, I'm talking to you." "Come here." "I saw you with your hands all over her." "Not now." "Come here, boy." "You know it is true." "You do look at her all the fucking time, don't you?" "That's bullshit." " Yeah, nothing happened." "I'm talking to you." "Come on, guys." "Knock it off." "It's true." "Now you tell her." "Hey, that's enough." "Break it up." "You shit." "You tell the fucking truth." "Okay, you selfish prick." "Man, you'll use anyone to get what you want." "And you don't fucking deserve her." "Damn!" "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" "Let him go!" "When you get to the frozen river what direction are you heading?" "North." "I flipped you up on that pool table like it was the end of a hot date last night, didn't I?" "You alright?" "Yeah." "You know it didn't mean anything, right?" "Miles." "Alright, I'll catch you around." "Excuse me." "I'm kidding." "I'm kidding." " Don't do that." "Come here, come here." "I'll miss you." "I'll miss you, too." "Okay." "We need to split up." "Okay." "Oh!" "Whoa!" "Yeah!" "Yeah, boy." "That was a good one." "That's a good one." "Give me those." "I know you're doing this for me." "I love you for it." "Ah!" "I'm sorry, man." "Here we go." "Man, I'm sorry." "Really, I'm sorry." "I'm gonna make this up to you, alright?" "I promise you that." "Okay?" "What happened?" "Sit down." "You're all bleeding." "Sit down." "Get him some water." "Okay." "It's Miles." "Miles?" "Fuck, fuck." "Miles!" "All volunteers must first sign in in the red cross tent." "You went through the forest right here?" "We were hiking up the south side of the peak." "He's so competitive." "Did you try his cell phone?" "He left it charging in the truck." "You had a fight the night before." "I thought a hike might help clear the air." "Because you came onto Lauren?" "I wasn't." "Then why was he so pissed?" "I mean, did something happen?" "No." "So you're not interested in her?" "No." "Why don't you have a girlfriend?" "I mean, I hear Angie Miller would like to take you out." "What?" "Can we just go find him?" "Alright." "Is he stressed or agitated?" "No, he was good." "Did he say anything about Joe bright?" "They're old friends." "Maybe he gave Miles a reason to disappear." "No, it's got nothing to do with Joe bright." "He's just... he's lost." "Mhm." "And uh, how long did you look for him?" "Hours." "And then I went back to truck and waited." "And that's when you went and told Angie." "Yes." "Alright, that's it for now." "You can go look for your brother." "Liam." "Keep your cell phone on." "We only just got here." "We got real good fluff yesterday." "Well, if you see or hear anything..." "Yes, sir." "I heard something." "When?" " Yesterday." "And this was on the north side of the mountain?" "Yeah, first we thought it was an animal." "It kept going..." "And then there was a groan like it tripped or something." "My brother heard it, too." "Yeah, we went looking, but we didn't find anything." "What time was this at, boys?" "After lunch, about two." "No, Miles was still with me at two." "Okay." "Good job, troops." "Remember stay alert." "Report anything you see or hear." "Let's get back out there." "With Miles West missing for over 18 hours, a large media contingent has begun pouring into base camp." "Sugar mountain police say rescue is crucial within the next 48 hours in these cold conditions." "Put your arms around me." "They're filming." "How was it out there?" "Some scouts claim they saw Miles." "No." "It's alright now." "Hopefully they find the beanie soon." "And Josh turned in the knife, right?" "I felt so bad lying to your dad." "Don't feel bad." "He's the biggest liar I know." "He cheated on mom." "She doesn't know." "What?" "I overheard him one time on the phone." "Told me the night of your 21st." "That's why you got so drunk." "I always thought it was something I said." "I even tried to run away." "Got as far as Anchorage." "Yeah, where were you headed?" "San Francisco." "I would've gone with you." "The media and volunteers are pouring in as day three of the search for Miles begins." "But Peter, rumors are spreading about a fight the night before Mr. West disappeared." "What do you make of that?" "Look, I can see why..." "Jim." "Put the knife away." "But I'm all prepared." "I'm all prepared." "Moose handler handle?" "It's what you should've bought him and not that other crappy knife." "What are you talking about?" "Nothing." "Josh... he bought Miles a crappy knife." "Wait, when?" "And then he lost him." " Jim." "Miles never mentioned it to me." "Because I never gave it to him." "You didn't give him the knife?" "There's bears out there." "I gotta go find him." " No." "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" "I already told you." "You're not going anywhere, alright?" "Get him out of here." "Come on, Josh." "You heard him." "So uh..." "What did you do with the knife?" "I, uh..." "I lost it." "Miles!" "Miles!" "We got something." "Why'd you lie?" "I don't know." "How did it start?" "I don't remember." "Who threw the first punch?" "He did." "And you don't remember why?" "I was dazed." "When I came around, he was gone." "Did you hit him back?" "Maybe." "You'll have to do a lot better than that." "Jesus." "You know, I got the worst of it." "You're here." "I'd say he got the worst." "Don't worry." "He'll think it's you." "So you don't think i could've said more." "No, you did well." "Like a deer in headlights." "Yeah, well that wasn't acting." "Have you seen my go-pro?" "Is this okay for an interview?" "Yeah, it looks nice." "Cool." " I like it." "Oh, but fucking..." "Poor Josh, right?" "Oh my god." "I know." "Can you imagine the headline if they hadn't stopped him?" "Handicap kid survives in wilderness." "It would've fucked us up." "Yeah, well imagine handicap kid dies in the wilderness." "That would've fucked us up more." "He's okay though." "Uh, he's pretty upset." "Yeah, but when Miles gets back, it's gonna be the best day of his life." "It will." "The whole town will have a party." "See, that's the thing." "What we're doing, it's actually bringing people together." "Exactly." "Seeing them all go out like that." "Plus with all the attention we're getting, it's gonna bring more tourists." "Yeah, I know." "This could be the best thing that ever happened to sugar mountain." "What about this one?" "I think the other one brings out your eyes a little more." "Oh." "Hey, thanks, really." "Come on, it's nothing." "How's Josh?" "Grounded." "So..." "You must be all packed up and everything." "I canceled." "Angie, no." "Why?" "Well, because..." "Well, mom and I are taking turns guarding Josh." "Anyway, I wanted to be here for you both." "Thanks." "Yeah." "So..." "Do you wanna eat some chili?" "I'm so stupid." "I'm so stupid." "Why did I do that?" "Angie." "Hey." " Hey." "Please don't cancel." "You've been planning this trip for ages." "Okay, I'm just gonna admit something." "I've always liked you." "Yeah, I've always liked you, too." "And that's why..." " Really?" "Don't worry." " No, Angie." "Hey, uh, I don't know." "I don't wanna..." "Yeah?" " Okay." "Wow." " Yeah." "Oh god." "No, don't worry, don't worry." "Oh shit." "Oh my god, my foot is caught." "My foot is caught." "Okay, okay." "Here." "Well he seems to be taking his brother's disappearance well." "What?" "It's not what it looks like." "I just wanna go over a couple more details, okay?" "Tell me about your debts." "What we owe for mooring." "That's it." "When that kid lost his finger, we had to resurface the decks to get reinsured." "What about the loans that Miles took out using the boat as collateral?" "What loans?" "You mean, you don't know about his gambling?" "What are you talking about?" "I'm talking about the numerous trips he took to bc to hit the casinos?" "I mean, you must have known..." "You would have." "Okay." "So they didn't tell you." "Well I think he's a runaway." "He wouldn't do that." "Man loses his business, he owes me, and suddenly he disappears." "You never liked him." "You'd be happy if he was dead." "I'd be happy if you'd open up your goddamn eyes." "You should be looking for him." "He's lost." "I certainly hope so, sweetheart." "Because I'd hate to think that all those people out there, risking their lives, while he's in some cheap motel ordering room service." "Get out." "Loyalty is admirable, but he screwed you." "You don't owe him a god damn thing." "You think about that." "Goodnight." "How much does he owe?" "He's gonna pay everyone back." "So that's what this was all about?" "Him covering his debt?" "What does it even matter?" "We'd still be in this mess." "What does it matter?" "I trusted you." "Liam." "What are you looking for?" "My go-pro." "Miles took it." "I thought it would be a good idea." "For what?" "Shoot footage that'll prove the whole thing was fake?" "Of course not." "Mom?" "Mom?" "Mom!" "What happened?" "She lost her footing." "She took a big fall." "She'll be okay." "Clear all vehicles." "It's okay." "How is she?" "Broken collarbone, concussion." "Thank you." "What's going on out there?" "Well, I suspended the search." "I'm so sorry, Liam." "What for?" "It's all my fault." "No, no, that's not why I did it." "But I promised Annie I'd look after the boys." "But we had two other falls." "I wanted them to keep searching." "He doesn't care what I want." "It's selfish, huh?" "Honey." " Liam." "Sweetheart, listen to me." "The doctor said you need to rest." "Dad's right." "Liam." "Sweetheart, look at me." "Give me a sip of your flask." "What flask?" "I don't have a flask." " Yes, you do." "No, I don't." " Yes, you do." "I don't have one." "Hey." "Hey." " Hey." "We're gonna keep looking." "Dad said no volunteers." "He can't stop us." "We got about twenty guys already." "Yeah, but after what happened i don't think it's... look, if we don't find him soon, he's a goner, man." "Yeah." "The reporters are still talking about that maniac." "And the knife." "Everybody knows you couldn't hurt a fly." "Okay, look." "Bottom line we find the schmuck and we end this thing." "Once and for all." "Are you coming or what?" "I'll be there." "Alright." "How do we stop them?" "I have an idea." "Come on." "What's happened?" "Chief Huxley needs to see you." "Okay." "Well I better go tell Lauren." "Lauren's not here." "December 4, can't get her out of my head." "Wanna strip her naked, tie her up with sailing chord, and suck her sweet..." " Nipples." "Make her so wet and..." " yeah, yeah, yeah." "Brad, um, don't you have some paperwork to do or something." "I could've been talking about anyone." "Tomorrow I'll sort out the problem." "How are you planning on sorting out the problem?" "I was gonna move out." "Well where does it say that?" "It doesn't, but that doesn't mean that I would hurt Miles." "I mean, I wrote all that stuff about my dad." "He moved to Oregon with his girlfriend." "Son..." "I told you." "We had a fight, he got lost." "Unfortunately i don't believe you." "You're under arrest." "And just so you know, sharkey and his crew won't be going out tomorrow." "And that's all on you." "Come on." "Stand right there." "Empty your pockets." "Trespassing at the dry docks." "That was two weeks ago." "Belt." "We've been busy." "Keys." "What about your daughter?" "Are you gonna book her for stealing my diary?" "This way." "We'll hold you here til Monday and then the judge will set bail." "Lauren?" "Today's paper." "This has been a difficult time." "While I still hold out hope that Miles will be found, it's been eight days now and I'm preparing for the worst which is the possibility that I've lost two..." "That I've lost two people that meant the world to me." "Did you know about the diary?" "No." "Are you and Liam West having an affair?" "No comment." "Do you think that Liam West killed his brother?" "Look she said no comment." "Do you think that Miles is still alive?" "Of course he is." "More." "Two more please." "Ross down the corner." "Back of the line lorenz." "Okay, Joe bright." "Just..." "Thank you." "Keep to yourself now." "You do that." " Thank you." "I'll take top bunk." "If Miles didn't owe me three grand, I'd break your neck..." "What?" "You killed my man, motherfucker." "How am I gonna collect, huh?" "When they find him..." "He's no good to me in a body bag, motherfucker." "You killed him." "You gonna pay." "I don't have any money." "You don't have no money?" "You don't have no money?" "You got money." "You've got some money." "You've got money." "Hey, I got money for you, Joe bright." "I'm gonna get it for you." "I'm sorry I'm being an asshole." "That's good, Liam." "That's real good." "Yes, you are an asshole." "Yeah, you going to be pissing blood from that one." "Stand up." "And you're gonna shit blood." "It's a bitch when there ain't no money, isn't it?" "It's a bitch when you lose your job." "My mom was trying to help you." "It's not her fault you got caught selling blow to tourists on her boat." "Bradley!" "Help!" "Joe, Joe, Joe!" "I don't care." "I'll get your money." "I'll pay you more." "You gonna pay me more, huh?" "Of course!" "Listen!" " What?" "He's coming back." "We're gonna be rich." "You're gonna be rich?" " It's a hoax." "Pardon me." "It's a hoax." "Hey!" "What's going on?" "Missed an exciting game." "We got money on it." "We don't have money on it." "Lights out, gentlemen." "When's he due back?" "Sunday." "Yeah." "I'm gonna take a nap." "Liam." "How you doing?" "I'm okay." "Being on the boat with you and your mom, those were good times for me." "I'm sorry for your loss." "Well, Jim says you can go." "Lay off the booze." "Next time you will be charged." "I'll see you in church." "Excuse me." "And so today, Miles needs your prayers now more than ever." "Hope is not lost." "We must all be there for each other." "Let us pray." "Amen." "Now go in peace to love and serve the lord." "Sorry." "We need to talk." "As the search for Miles West continues well into this eleventh day, hope for finding the young man alive is decreasing." "In these conditions, the real dangers are exposure, hypothermia, and starvation." "Not to mention, the threat of wildlife." "Come in." "Miles is in trouble." "Well, yeah, it's been ten days." "No, look at him." "He's acting weird." "What are we gonna do?" "Let him go." "Let him go?" "I got a hunch." "You get right back out there, I'll take care of him." "You're free to go." "I think you should just drop me off." "I'm not dropping you off." "You're not going." "What if somebody needs to wait with him while you go get help?" "I'm going." "Come on." "The cave is around two Miles away." "Delta nine, delta one." "Delta nine, go ahead." "I followed them to the north side." "Get the dogs and the searches onto the north side, do you copy?" "North side?" "Are you sure, north side?" "Yes, the north side." "Do you copy?" "Copy that." "You tired?" "Liam." " Lauren." "Liam." "Okay." "Just back up slowly." "Alright, alright." "Okay, come on." "Delta one, delta nine." "Delta one." "I think the tracker dogs have picked up Miles' scent." "Good, ignore Liam and Lauren." "Find Miles." "Roger that, chief." "Yeah." "Okay, we're not far now." "Miles!" "Miles!" "Miles?" "Fuck." "Oh god." "He's not here." "He never even made it here." "Fuck!" "He's gone." "What happened to the frame?" "Joe bright came looking for Miles and I had to pay him off." "He took your mom's jewelry." "I'm going." "Where?" "I'll call you in a couple of days." "No, we need to work out what we're gonna say." "You don't say anything." "If they catch me, I'll leave you out of it." "Please don't go." "I knew we shouldn't have done it, Lauren." "I know." "You did it because you loved him." "I did it because i loved you." "Give me the keys." " Get out of my way." "Just give me the keys, Liam." "Just give me the keys." "Sorry." "I'm okay, I'm okay." "I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry." "You okay?" " Yeah, I'm okay." "What?" " No, I can't." "What are you doing to me?" "Liam?" "Yeah." "Oh." "We found him." "What, what?" "Is he?" "Yeah, he's alive." "Put some clothes on." "Let's go." "What the hell?" "What the fuck is this?" "Dad, I uh..." "Fuck." "Fuck!" "Put some clothes on, the both of you!" "Morning, champ." "Just so you know, you can drop all the bullshit." "I know it was a hoax." "I was lost." "Lost." "Mhm, yeah, yeah." "I already got that." "Why'd you keep going up?" "I mean, if you just kept walking down, you would have found a trail and some signs." "I was angry." "I was..." "Okay." "When you're ready to chat, just give me a call." "He has a torn bicep." "Dehydrated, hypothermic." "Can I see his medical records?" "Of course." "He almost died." "What more do you need?" "Are you here to see your boyfriend?" "Yeah, are you gonna stop me?" "No, no, go right ahead." "Honey, wait up." "Look uh, I need to..." "What?" "We're gonna need to talk." "You and I." "Okay." "I fell." "I lost my map." "I had to find some shelter." "I tried to go up, I tried to go down and..." "I was lost." "Babe, do you need anything?" "He needs to rest now." "Of course." "Fuck." "Hey, Liam." "Look how fast I scale this bad boy now." "Let's see how this works." "Okay." "Where's the sun?" "The damn sun never gets high enough here." "Is that it?" "Or is that it?" "Seems like a good shelter." "It's nothing." "I can't climb." "I almost feel bad for him." "I haven't eaten in two days." "Ah, fuck." "Campfire cooking with Miles." "Definitely prefer chicken." "Holy shit." "Holy shit." "Holy shit." "So what I'm thinking right now is that I'll come up over this little hill right here." "This will take me to the side of the mountain." "But I don't know." "You've seen how my luck's been." "And there's white snow." "That sun is gonna set." "It reminds me of you." "When we first met on the boat." "Remember that?" "I really fucked it up, Liam." "I don't know why I ever treated you the way I did." "I just want you to know I love you." "Because I don't know if I'm gonna make it back." "Tracy?" "Honey, is that you?" "It's me, dad." "What, is it mom?" "No, no, she's fine." "Okay." "So..." "Please, have a seat." "I'm good." " Just sit down." "I don't need to." " Just sit down." "Just tell me." "Liam." "What did she say?" "Thanks." "So we've been getting offers..." "I think we should start thinking about a price." "Yeah, listen..." "I'm so sorry." "But I can't do it." "What did you say?" "I can't do it." "I promised." "What are you talking about?" "Mom, she appeared to me." "That last day." "I'd given up." "I had given up at that point." "She appeared to me, she showed me the way out." "You sure it was mom?" "Yup." "She addressed me as idiot." "And I swore to her, i said, mom..." "I'm gonna promise that I'm gonna make you proud for the rest of my life." "No way did she appear to you." "You weren't there when she was dying." "You were too gutless." "I was the one." "I was the one who went to the hospital every day." "Where were you?" "You see, Miles, i loved her." "I watched the light go out of her eyes." "She appeared to you?" "If she was gonna appear to anyone, she would appear to me." "Okay, that's enough." "You have to go now." "What's enough?" "This is my brother." "I'm talking to my brother." " Liam." "If you don't leave right now, I'll have to call security." "You're gonna call security." "Why don't you leave us alone?" "We'll leave, we'll leave." "We're really sorry." "Oh, we're leaving." "We have to..." " yeah, we're gonna leave." "It's fine." "Alright." "Are you okay?" " Yeah, I'm alright." "I'm just uh..." "He didn't mean that." "It's just..." "Four old messages." "Please get him to call..." "Tuesday, 10:10 am." "Damn." "I think we're on the verge of a bidding war." "And when it's all over, we might be able to get away for a bit." "What do you think?" "Let's see what Miles thinks." "Here." " Thanks." "Liam West, prick." "I hope you die." "How you doing, champ?" "Ah, chief Huxley." "You wanted to talk to me?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Grab a seat right there." "Look..." "I know you don't like the way I do things." "But I've changed." " Oh." "And when I ask Lauren to marry me..." "Yeah, it would mean a lot to me if I had your blessing." "Okay." "Oh, you boys are funny." "Yeah, it's very sweet." "And here I was thinking you were gonna come clean." "Why are you so convinced?" "What, that you're lying?" "You're an aces fan, aren't you?" "Alaska aces?" "Yeah, yeah." "Well the Alaska aces played the las Vegas wranglers and you asked Liam to record it eight days before they played which could only mean one thing." "You planned on being away." "You haven't changed one bit." "Oh, and as for my blessing, I'd be more concerned about hers, champ." "Yeah, but he's had better offers." "$200.000." "More than that." "We'd be prepared to go as high as 300.000 for exclusive rights." "Yeah, yeah." "Great, I'll tell him." "Thanks." "Oh, and one more thing." "You know, I went through quite the ordeal, too." "That's not the angle we're going for." "No, no, I just thought..." "So do you think you could get Miles to call us?" "Lauren." "Thank you." "They said you needed a few more days." "Ah..." "I'd wanna surprise you." "Hey." " Hey." "This is some good chili." "Did you learn some new recipes?" "Took you long enough to light that fire." "Anyway, it's awesome." "Yeah, and really moving." "Yeah, when you fell, Jesus." "No one would ever believe that, but you have it all on video." "You can name your price." "Yeah." "I think I'm gonna go lay down." "You coming?" "It's a bit early." "Dolan." "Those scouts you spoke to..." "Ak troop 36." "Anchorage." "Yeah." "Give me the address of the two boys." "The ones that heard Miles." "We don't know it was Miles, sir." "It could put him on the wrong side of the mountain the day he vanished." "Prove it was all a lie." "But they didn't actually see him." "Just get the address." "He's not budging." "So what do we do now?" "Did you sleep together?" "Did you?" "You fucking bastards." "I'm sorry." "Ten days alone with him." "Is that was this was all about?" "You think I planned it?" "You planned everything else." "If you would've said no, i would've never gone." "What are you talking about?" "I did say no." "You tricked me." "Did I?" "No, but she did." "You see, this whole thing, it's all her idea." "Yeah, only after I gave you every cent I had." "Only after you started talking about robbing 7/11's." "Morning." "Afternoon." "Shit." "I'm sorry." "Yeah, me too." "It was a scam." "We all lost our bearings." " Yeah." "You know, I've been a real shit to you." "I know it." "No." " No, I have." "I'm gonna make that up to you." "You and Lauren." "Then sell the story." "No lies." "No more lies." "You, you... it's a miracle." "Liam." "Just one interview." "I'm gonna make it right." "I can't do it like that." "You know it's almost funny to go through all of this and end up with nothing." "I don't want you to end up with nothing." "Look, Jimmy..." "It's Billy." "Billy, right." "Billy, it's a terrible thing to lie, you know." "Look um..." "I don't have a whole lot of time, you know." "You need to tell me everything you know or we're gonna have to take a long drive in the dark back to the police station in sugar mountain and you're not gonna be riding shotgun, I can tell you that." "David told me take it, I'll give it back." "I promise." "Huh?" "Good, good." "You knew it was David, didn't we?" "Yeah, you just saved his butt." "Can you uh, can you go get it for me?" "David, you gotta give the iPod back." "Police, open up." "Hey there." "Let's talk outside." "Yeah, let's talk outside." "I told you, Liam." "I'm not asking for much." "I'd love to help you, but we don't have anything." "He won't sell the story." "There he is." "Hey, Joe bright." "Go back to bed." "Hey." "Hey, man, so I thought we were all squared." "You know, Lauren was telling me that she paid you." "Yeah, well I need a favor." "I'll deal with it." " Okay." "10.000 bucks." "10.000?" "Come on, bro." "We don't have that kinda money." "Yeah, but you can get it." "You're a big, old star now." "I said you won't." "And I said you would." "Well man, I won't." "So you sat in your hiding hole for nothing?" "Now get to it or I'll sell my own little story." "I am disappointed in you." "Hey, hey, hey." "I'll talk to him." "Oh, you better talk to him." "You're disappointed with Joe bright?" "He's two seconds away from breaking your neck." "Yeah, well I thought I was getting through to him." "Please call them, please." "Make the call." "Why?" "Why did you tell him?" "Because he beat the shit out of me." "Extortion and violence." "Brother, that's gotta stop." "Give me the cash and it's gonna stop." "Alright, look, you know i thought money would save everything, too." "Right?" "Yeah." "And then I stared death in the face." "What?" "I walked into the mouth of hell, but I came out the other side, brother." "What happened to me when I was up there on the mountain?" "Brother, that changed me." "Okay?" "Let me take you there." "It'll change you." "What the fuck?" "I want the money." "It won't help." "That will not help you." "Your life will still be shit." "My life's gonna be shit?" "Hey, hey, hey." "Give me the fucking money." " Miles, just make the call." "Just say that you'll pay him." "Give me the fucking cash." "No." "Lauren, get the phone." "Lauren, go get the phone." "Come on, man." "There's nothing you can do to me that's worse than what I've already been through." "Miles." "Well, you're crazy." "Now look what happened." "Make the call." "Make the fucking call." "Just let him go." " Make the call, Miles." "This is between us." "You let him go." "Make the fucking call." "I have it right here." "Look, I got it." "See there?" "That's a good girl." "No, no, no!" "What, are you trying to fucking kill him?" "Guys, he's down." "He's dead." "He had a knife to my throat and you still wouldn't pick up the phone?" "Because you were in danger." "I'm trying to help you out." "I paid him to come here." "This was fake?" "For all you knew, he was about to slit my throat, but you're too so fucking full of yourself..." "This is not my fault!" "Are you stupid?" " Miles!" "Are you stupid?" " Miles!" "It was my idea!" "What do you mean?" "What are you doing?" "You are stupid!" "Wait, wait!" "Wait, we need to do something with his body." "Miles!" " Joe." "Oh, god." "Miles, don't leave." "Get in, get in." "Oh shit." " Shit." "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Pull the vehicle over now!" "Don't look back, just keep going." "Oh my god, is he coming?" "Keep it straight, let's go, let's go." "We gotta go." "Just go faster." "Just keep going down this road." "He's coming up on your side." "Watch out." "Pull over!" "Pull over now!" "He's not gonna knock us off the road." "Pull over now!" "Dad?" "Stop!" "Go, go, go, go, go!" "He's gone." "Shit." "Oh shit." "What happened?" "What happened?" "Here." "Shit." "Wait, what are you doing?" " Changing the tire." "No, there's no time." "We have to hide his body first." "Step away from the vehicle." "Get down on your knees." "Put your hands on your head." "Step away." "Get down on your knees." "Lauren, step aside." "Go on, honey." "What the fuck is the matter with you, huh?" "We can explain." "Yeah, yeah, you can explain down at the station." "You boys are under arrest." "You recognize this, huh?" "It's registered to you." "It was found on the north side of the mountain." "The exact same time you both claimed you were on the other side." "It's hard evidence." "You know what that means?" "Making false statements, hindering an investigation." "Conspiracy to commit fraud." "God damnit!" "You boys are so dumb." "Alright, on your feet." "Get in the car, let's go." "Come on, let's go." "Wait a minute." "What's in the car?" "Nothing." "Give me the keys." "Give them to me." " They're in the ignition." "Alright, stay right where you are." "You let them go." "Can't do that, honey." "Let them go or I'll tell." "Tell them what?" "What are you talking about?" "Drop all of this or I swear i will tell everyone." "That would be really stupid." "Liam, I told you he had an affair." "Will you let them go?" "You know I can't do that." "It was with your mom." "He also told me..." "That you're his son." "How long did you know?" "Day after." "Everything is a lie." "You are all liars." "No more lies." "Look in the back of the truck." "Hey, hey, hey." " Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "It's over!" "Now look." "Look." "Stand back, stand back." "What the fuck?" "Oh shit!" "No, no!" "Oh shit." "Oh god." "Dad!" "We say he tried to extort money." "I told dad, who came to make an arrest to save the day." "He's a hero." "And I'm his daughter." "It completes the story." "And we sell it." "We fucking sell it." "Yeah, I mean he came around the back inside right here." "He had both of us pinned down over here and she pulled the trigger." "Thank you." "You gotta go make a statement." "Just remember, she saved our lives." "I know." "I'll do whatever you want." "So what are you gonna do?"

"Alright, just stay cool, all right?" "As far as these guys know, the deal's going down exactly as they expect it to." "Wish i knew what they expected." "hey, shal, you getting all this?" "In living colour." "Okay, the sign at the end of the alley is the one you're looking for." "Where's haines?" "Couldn't make it." "Couldn't make it, or afraid that we'd doublecross him?" "You wanted to buy some information." "We've got that information." "Deal with it." "Let's see what you got." "Not so fast." "See, now that we've come this far i want to know why you want these medical records." "Now, why would you be interested?" "Well, you see, these must be pretty special people." "I'm figuring there's more to it than the doc let on... we should get a piece of the action." "The only thing you can hope to get a piece of... is getting out of here alive." "Well, maybe i should ask that question again." "These guys are full of surprises." "Guess what?" "So are we." "I don't think that's gonna work with me." "Doesn't have to." "See, when they made me they wired my pain centres 24/7." "It's a whole new relationship with hurts." "Who are you?" "We're the guys that are gonna kill you." "I don't think so." "There's nothing here." "I am adam kane." "I was a pioneer of genetic research, manipulating dna to save human lives." "But in many their genes unexpectedly mutated." "They developed super-human abilities." "Together with four of the most powerful i fight to protect a world that doesn't even know we exist." "We are... mutant x." "No." "We should've taken them, shal." "Were you unconscious when he was beating the crap out of the rest of us?" "They took us by surprise." "Brennan's right." "If we'd been prepared, we could... look, if you two are through with your macho posturing, then let's just think about this for a minute, okay?" "These were not just mutants." "They were mutants with powers that we have never seen before." "Brennan, let me see the flex cam." "Good, thanks." "It's pretty wild." "See, the guy with the telekinetic punch... i mean, that's similar to some of the other brain-based stuff we've seen, but... but the guy who ties people into his pain centres, i mean, that's a whole other deal." "I agree." "He said that when they made him they wired him with his pain centres permanently on, adam." "That's just freakin' sick." "But who knows how to do that?" "All right, look." "Obviously, i was not the only scientist out there dealing with genetic research." "We got somebody out there playing around, trying to crack the genetic code." "If he succeeds, then, you know, dealing with these made-to-order mutants will be the least of our problems." "What are you saying?" "I'm saying he could create a super-plague." "He could send a genetic ripple through an entire population as easy as choosing flavours of an ice cream." "Richard, where are you?" "What have you done to me?" "What do you mean?" "They're looking for me." "Who's looking for you?" "The guys... the guys who want the name of the patients from the genetic records." "They've already been to the hospital, adam." "The duty nurse said she didn't know where i was and... and one of them hit her with something... broke her ribs." "I thought you said you would take care of everything." "I will take care of everything, richard, but i want you to sit still." "I'm going to send my team over, asap." "No." "No, no, no." "I'm not putting myself any more at risk." "I don't know what's going on here." "I... i have the information with me, adam, and i'm going to go to the police." "Let them take care of this." "Richard!" "Richard i want you to calm down." "I do not want you to go the police." "They will not be able to protect you." "You do not know who you're dealing with." "I'll have to take that chance." "Did you get a location?" "Yeah." "Derry and 15th." "All right." "Derry and 15th." "Shalimar, brennan, you go over there asap." "You convince him we're his only hope." "What if he won't go with us?" "I don't know... you kidnap him if you have to." "Hurry." "Hurry, hurry." "Wha... what are you doing here?" "We could ask you the same thing." "Responsible guy like yourself playing hooky from work." "I don't have time." "I... i gotta go." "Don't think so, doc." "You see, you were supposed to deliver up some information." "And instead, you've tried to screw us." "Look, guys, it wasn't me, all right?" "It wasn't me." "I swear." "I... doc, all is forgiven." "We just want the information." "And you will give it to us." "Because i can be a real pain... i got a bad feeling about this, shal." "You saw adam's face when you asked him who was behind it." "He knows something." "Yeah, well, maybe he's still trying to figure it out." "More like adam not telling you you're on fire until you see the flames." "Hey." "You know, what?" "I don't want to get into your issues with adam, okay?" "Look, if somebody's messing around with human genetics at this level, there can't be more than a handful of people that could do it." "He knows every one of 'em." "Yeah, and he'll tell us when he figures it out." "Well, as usual, he'll tell us when he feels like it." "Shal, you're way too supportive." "I hope he deserves it." "Hey, slow down." "Coming up on haines's position." "Cell signal's coming from that grey car." "All right, i'm taking her down." "Be ready in case he tries to make a break for it." "You know what?" "This stinks." "What's he doing still sitting here?" "Doctor haines?" "Hey." "Oh, god." "Adam, we found haines." "He's dead." "Cause of death?" "There's no visual signs." "My guess is someone overloaded his pain centres." "All right then, we have to assume that the killers are in possession of haines's records." "Look, there's gotta be another way to get our hands on that information." "I'll access the hospital's file server." "Hey, adam, there's a security camera beside 78 derry." "Can jesse hack into it?" "I'm already on it." "I've got the camera." "I'm just accessing the video files." "Okay." "Check it out." "That's our guys getting into his car." "Fast forward." "And there they are leaving his car with his briefcase." "See if you can zoom in, see if you can read the plate." "Okay." "Increase the resolution." "Here it is." "Good." "All right, now feed that into the dmv database, see if we can find out who owns this car." "I'm on it." "Just waiting." "Okay." "Car doesn't belong to an individual." "It belongs to a corporation." "Something called naxcon corp." "What?" " You know those guys?" "Naxcon's my father's company." "You know, my father might be a class-a creep but he's not a killer." "Relax, shal, okay?" "There could be a lot of explanations." "Maybe somebody stole the car." "Come on, these guys are driving a car owned by my father's company." "It can't just be a coincidence." "I agree." "There's gotta be a connection." "Shalimar, what do you know about your dad's company?" "Not much." "I mean, he took me to the office a few times." "But he was always trying not to let other people meet me because he was so embarrassed." "When shalimar first joined mutant x i did some research." "Now, back then, naxcon was a low-level chemical company." "Well, it doesn't seem like the kind of place to be into cutting-edge genetics, does it?" "He hated genetic research." "I mean, that's what caused my mutation." "Everything that made me different." "People change, shal." "Well, not my father." "He was all about appearances." "You know, whatever society thought was normal." "And those guys we fought tonight, they made him sick." "The guys who killed haines were after the names of specific people whose dna must be needed to crack the genetic code, right?" "Now these people must be in serious danger." "We need to find them." "We need to protect them." "Exactly." "But the root of the problem is in your father's company." "So, shalimar, you have to go in." "You have to find out what it is." "okay,holdon ." "You don't actually think i'm going to go in there." "You're the best chance of getting past security." "Yeah, and i have the best chance of killing him if i got my hands on him, too." "Shal, he's right." "Oh, yeah?" "Huh." "Well, let me tell you a little story." "For a kid, ten years old." "Different from her friends." "Different from her parents." "Stronger, faster, and a whole lot wilder." "And because those parents didn't see her fitting in, instead of loving her for what she was, they threw her into a psychiatric institution." "Can you imagine being ten years old and scared out of your mind in a place like that?" "And they pumped me full of enough thorazine to put ten kids under, but it didn't work on me." "So when they found out they couldn't sedate me, they turned to beatings, to keep me down." "Three or four grown men laying into a little kid." "Your parents must've known something was wrong, shal." "Yeah." "My father knew." "He told them to keep it up." "Whatever it took to make me normal." "But what they didn't know was that my powers were still growing." "And then one night, when the orderlies came for me i was ready." "I showed them what it was like to be really scared." "That's the night i ran." "So when you're asking me to reconnect with my loving father, that's what i'd be going back to." "Shalimar." "Adam, until you came and found me i didn't have a father." "Please don't make me do this." "Shalimar, your father, or someone working with your father, is playing with secrets that could destroy the world as we know it." "We have to find a way in." "Naxcon industries." "I'm calling for nicholas fox." "Can i ask who's calling?" "Tell him it's his daughter." "One moment, please." "Shalimar?" "Yeah, it's me." "Baby, you don't know how long... how long i've hoped to hear your voice." "Well, i've been thinking about you, too." "I wanted to see you." "Of course." "Tell me where you are." "I'll come to you." "No, i... i'll come to you." "How's 2:00?" "I'll clear my schedule." "Shalimar?" "You don't know how much this means to me." "Yeah." "Look, i'll see you a little bit later, okay?" "Okay." "Hey, what you're doing is brave." "Masochistic or stupid might be more to the point." "Families are supposed to love each other." "The only thing any of us ever felt was bitterness and hate." "Not much like your typical tv sitcom family, huh?" "More like a real family." "Nobody's family's perfect." "Look, i'm not making excuses for the guy, okay?" "But people change." "And maybe he is interested in making things right." "Yeah, well, if that were the case, he would've already stopped breathing." "Ready to go, shal?" "Yeah, i will be soon." "This place is amazing." "Last place was nothing like this." "Just a few offices and a couple of labs." "Yeah?" "Your dad has been a busy boy." "It's up to you to figure out what nasty things he's been doing to make all this happen, shal." "You getting all this?" "Crystal clear." "Shalimar fox." "Here to see nicholas fox." "Okay, we have cameras above the door and entry to the secure area, we've got motion detectors in the ceiling." "This is cutting edge stuff, shal, and they're not fooling around." " Can you get through it?" "Yeah, i can get through anything." "It's just going to take a little planning." "Shalimar?" "I can hardly believe it." "I look different out of a straitjacket, don't i?" "Easy." "I'm sorry." "That just came out." "I deserve that, and anything else you can throw at me." "After what they did to you." "What i did to you." "Well, that was then, huh?" "Why don't you come inside?" "I'll show you around." "Thank you." "One of the changes that comes with growth." "Without one of these, you'd have half a dozen guards on you before you knew it." "Welcome to naxcon." "You look good." "So do you." "My god, i've missed you becoming a woman." "So, tell me how you are, what you're doing." "I'm fine." "Have a job in a clothing store." "A few friends." "Life's pretty boring." "I'm happy for you." "Boring is good." "The way you were before... got through it." "Of course you did." "You've grown into a beautiful woman." "Why did it take you so long to call me?" "Well, i don't know if you remember the last time we saw each other you threw me into an asylum." "Guess i wasn't racing to get back to that." "And why now?" "Guess i got past some stuff." "Want to see how you and mom were doing." "Your mother and i split up a couple of years after you left." "She moved west." "I think she always blamed me for what happened to you." "Adam kane took a lot from me." "So what about this place?" "This is nothing like i remember it." "I've come a long way, huh?" "Anything?" "I've broken into haines's private computer." "Once i've reconstructed the search i can confirm the names of the people that the killers are looking for." "Confirm?" "So you have some idea who they're looking for?" "No." "I didn't mean confirm." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "I'm okay." "I'm just... you know, want to find the people before the killers do." "What do you want me to do?" "Pretend that i believe you?" "I want you to stay out of my head." "You're not invited." "Jesse, i want you to patch me into shalimar's feed from naxcon." "Comin' at you." "We've developed the broadest range of supplements in the industry." "Surprised you haven't moved into genetic research." "You know, modified grains, that sort of thing." "That's a science that betrayed me once." "I have no interest in giving it another chance." "What's in there?" "Oh, the labs where we do our most cutting edge rd." "I'd show you around, but they have some sensitive tests set up." "Sounds mysterious." "Shalimar, whatever we're looking for is behind that door." "What's in there?" "They're protected with more security systems than the rest of the place put together." "Our competitors are always trying to get an early look." "Let's go back to my office and we'll talk." "I still want to know more about you." "Told you... knowing you work in a clothing store doesn't tell me anything." "I want to know what you do with your spare time." "What you like, what you care about." "I don't know." "I like exercise." "I like being outside." "I'm not crazy about being cooped up in a place like this." "And how do you feel?" "You mean am i still different?" "Yeah." "But you're okay?" "I mean, after what that bastard did to you?" "Who?" "The doctor from genomex." "Adam kane." "You were too young to understand, but i found out a lot of things about him afterwards." "What are you talking about?" "It's not important now." "Now, he's water under the bridge." "What's important is we're together again." "You and me." "I've got so much more to show you." "You know what, i should go." "Shalimar..." "i don't want this to end." "I think it might be a little too late for cheery family dinners and opening presents around the tree." "No." "Not too late." "Not if we don't want it to be." "You know what?" "Let's not rush this, okay?" "I'll see you." "Well?" "It was good." "It happened exactly the way you said it would." "So just continue on as we planned, nicholas and you'll have your daughter back." "Both of us will have everything we want." "Okay." "We're talking about a security system that'd make the pentagon look like an open house." "Besides the motion detectors and full spectrum scanners, the elevator doors which give access to the secure area are tricked out with a retinal scan." "So a fly couldn't sneak in there." "Well, could if he had the right accessories." "The whole system is controlled by security cards." "I figured that shalimar's dad had the highest security rating, so i recorded the coded transmissions from his card." "So all we have to do is transfer that onto a new card." "Exactly." "I got two cards already mocked up and ready to be coded." "Now, as for the retinal scan, i made a scan of shalimar's dad's eye." "All i got to do is make a holographic image of it and we should be home free." "Yeah, well, except then you gotta get in there, then you gotta tap into their information system." "Shalimar and i could be in there within an hour." "Great." "No way." "Shalimar, you're the only one who's been in the building." "Look, i told you guys before - i don't think my father's involved." "Shalimar, it's a hell of a time to develop a set of family values." "Do you know what, jess?" "Why don't you pour yourself a big glass of "shut the hell up"?" "All right, you two guys relax." "Shalimar, all you have to do is guide." "Jesse'll take it from there." "Whatever." "Adam, i got the information back of the names on haines's database." "And?" "There was two." "Christopher darnell and a woman named elizabeth burton." "That's it?" "I uploaded the information onto the main computer." "All right." "You two go find them." "It's imperative that we get to them before the other guys do." "Go." "You know, there was another name on that list." "Yours." "So what the hell is your name doing on a list of people needed by somebody manufacturing mutants?" "My name's on a lot of lists." "That's not the right answer, adam." "That's the only answer available right now." "Hey, shal." "Shal, what's going on?" "Talk to me." "I don't know." "I've hated him for so long, and then i see him again, and it feels like none of that bad stuff ever happened." "Well, we look at things different when we get older." "You know what?" "It's more than that." "Okay, my father said something about adam carrying out some kind of plan." "Plan?" "Come on, we saw the way he's acting." "He's hiding something." "No... he was as shocked as the rest of us." "I don't know anything any more." "Oh, okay, shal, listen to me." "If your father is not involved in this, we will make sure nothing happens to him, okay?" "Okay." "Look, i gotta go to the helix." "And we'll talk when i get back." "Dammit, we have to change course." "Why?" "I tried to contact the first guy on the list - darnell." "Yeah?" "He disappeared." "That means our friends got to him first." "All right, listen, feed me the coordinates for the next name on the list." "We need to get there before them." "All right." "Thanks." "Listen, emma, did you get any kind of a strange hit off adam back there?" "Look, if i sense something from someone, it's like a priest hearing a confession." "I can't talk about it." "All right." "Emma, he's... it's good to have morals, but you need to know when to cut him loose." "Brennan, i'm really worried about shalimar." "Oh, so her you can talk about." "Look, she's going through what all of us have gone through." "Adam is... is more of a father to me than my own father was." "All of you guys are my family." "But sometimes i wish that... that my mom had done the right thing." "You know?" "That she had been there to worry about me, instead of going off on whatever new age kick was popular at the time." "But, i mean, sometimes i still think about looking her up." "So why haven't you?" "Because when you can see into someone's soul, you don't have the same illusions that other people do." "You want to believe that people can change, but they don't." "Shalimar has to realize that." "If these things work the way they're supposed to we should have free run of the place." "Here goes nuthin'." "Ready to see what this is all about?" "Let's do it." "Good." "No!" "No!" "No!" "No, let me go!" "Hold her still." "This is it." "Let me go." "Let's go." "Hey... hey!" "I was hoping i'd run into you creeps again." "What are you doing?" "Picking on a girl?" "Why don't you try someone your own size?" "What?" "Didn't you learn the last time?" "You look about my size." "I don't think you want to do this." "Nowhere to run?" "Guess not." "He's dead." "I've got what we need." "Let's move." "Em, did you have to kill him?" "I didn't even hit him that hard." "Wow." " Can you believe this?" "Welcome to the secure area." "You still want to believe this is all about harmless experiments?" "Huh?" "Oh, my god." "What are they doing here?" "This is it." "Just a few minutes, i'll have the whole hard drive." "Fox's security signature can't be coming from two places at once." "Maybe it's a ghost signal." "He's not supposed to be here at all, you idiot." "Contact security." "Get a confirmation on this." "(whispered) that's eckhart." "(whispered) what the hell's he doing here?" "(whispered) i've no idea." "I want the lower labs scanned with a fine tooth comb, and if anyone has been here... (whispered) shalimar, don't." "(whispered) i can take care of him right now." "(whispered) we're taking this back to adam." "Come on." "Get him." "They couldn't have gone through walls." "Oh, yes, they could." "When the others return, send them to me." "We have to prepare for guests." "Okay, adam, we've been patient." "I want to know what the hell eckhart's doing at my father's company." "He's tricked your father into providing him with the resources that he needs to support his new project." "Which is?" "Well, according to the material on these hard drives, eckhart is on the verge of controlling the keys to life." "What he plans to do with it, of course, we'll have to ask him in person." "Okay, if he's so close to having his hands on such big secrets, why are his mutants so messed up?" "The guy who died in the flower shop had the metabolism of an eighty-year-old, adam." "Eckhart is attempting to do selective mutation from a specific blueprint." "But he doesn't have the required dna to perfect the process." "The samples that he's collecting will allow him to do that." "How do you know all this?" "That's not important how i know it." "What's important is if we can get in there, we get him." "We shut his operation down as quickly as possible." "So i want to ready the helix for immediate takeoff and then you four are going in." "No." "Whoa... emma, what are you doing?" "You were right, brennan." "There's a point where you have to go past your usual moral code." "Now i've understood what's been going on for a long time." "And i think the rest of you deserve to know, too." "Emma, stop it." "I could make you talk, adam, but you're going to do it yourself." "So tell them about that third name on the list." "Tell them what it all means." "All right, so you want to know how eckhart got the blueprint for making mutants?" "He got it from me." "What?" "After i realized the genetic mutations that my therapies were causing, i stopped using them to treat people, but i couldn't just throw that information away, so i gathered specific genetic samples, including my own dna," "and i experimented... on selected mutations, in secret." "Yours was the third name on the list?" "He needs our dna to complete my work." "He wants to re-create it." "That's what my dad was trying to tell me." "You're no better than eckhart." "I was on the verge of cracking the genetic code." "The possibilities for humanity... they were limitless." "So you were just in it for the knowledge?" "Well, it must be hard going back to being plain old adam kane after playing god for so long." "All right, look, i knew nobody should have this information." "It was too dangerous for anyone to have, so what did i do?" "I stopped my experiments." "I encrypted my information." "I took it out of genomex as quickly as i could." "You can't hide anything from eckhart." "You should know that." "For all we know, you wanted him to have it." "What does that mean?" "I don't know." "Okay?" "All i know is we're having a hard time believing anything that's coming out of your mouth right now." "Wait... wait." "Where you going?" "To naxcon." "I'm going to get my father away from eckhart before he gets in too deep." "Shalimar, it's too late for that." "I spent all these years hating him, thinking you were my family." "And not it turns out he may be the only one telling me the truth." "I'm here to see my father." "Shalimar fox is here to see her father." "Listen, i'm not sure if you're doing the right thing here, okay?" "I... you know, maybe there is no right thing." "But just keep your eyes open." "I thought i had my eyes open." "I was looking right at adam and i didn't see him at all." "Yeah, i know." "All i'm saying is just make sure." "You know, before you go putting your faith in someone else... thanks." "I can always count on you, can't i?" "Always." "Uh, okay... we know where we're going." "Why'd you do it?" "Why'd you get involved with eckhart?" "Shalimar, i did it for you." "You did this to build up your company." "You didn't do this for me." "Eckhart came to me." "Yes, he offered me money for my business." "But he offered me the chance to get you back." "What?" "The way you were, before adam kane changed you." "He's working on a cure." "There is no cure." "It's not a disease." "I am what i am and i like what i am." "Can't you understand that?" "And i would've liked myself a whole lot sooner if i thought for one moment that you and mom liked me, too." "But we loved you." "Do you know what it was like?" "Watching the pain you were in?" "Losing control of your anger, your fear." "What did you want me to feel, shalimar?" "You were supposed to treat me like a daughter, not like some kind of freak." "You know this man that you put your trust in is a murderer?" "Do you know that he's killed hundreds of people?" "He said you would say that." "It's for the best, shalimar." "You'll see." "Adam has them so turned around they don't know who their real friends are." "Hello, shalimar." "Mr. Mulwray." "It appears we're all together again." "I told you, nicholas." "You're going to have your daughter back." "Dammit." "Why the hell haven't they called in?" "Because their comlinks have gone dead, adam." "Because eckhart knew that they'd be coming." "Adam, there's a call coming in from naxcon." "Patch it through." "Hello, adam." "Have you missed me?" "You're looking more like your old self, mason." "Feeling like a million bucks." "It's amazing what a new hair style can do for one." "What have you done with brennan and shalimar?" "I'm afraid you'll have to come and see for yourself." "And, adam, time is of the essence." "Where do you think you're going?" "Well, you ought to know." "You seem to know everything else." "Look, adam, i didn't want it to happen this way." "None of us did." "Well, wait, what are you doing?" "Your dna is the last piece that eckhart needs to control mutation." "Are you just going to deliver that up to him?" "I'm not going to let brennan and shalimar suffer for my mistakes." "After he gets what he wants he will kill you." "I didn't say i was going in unprepared." "I have a plan." "Good." "So do you want to fill us in?" "What do you mean, "us"?" "Yeah, "us"." "It took me twenty-eight years to find someone to believe in, adam." "I'm not just going to throw that away." "Let's do this." "I'm adam kane." "I know who you are." "Are you sure this is the right thing to do?" "It's our only chance." "Adam, it's been a long time." "Of course, being in the pod made it seem even longer." "How'd you get out?" "You don't think i'd devise a trap without a back door for me to wriggle out." "Six months in, any pod that i hadn't coded the locks on was automatically reopened." "I was hoping you'd have used some of that time to think about all the damage that you've done." "Beautiful." "As sanctimonious as ever." "Actually, i did use my time for thinking." "I thought a lot about you, and what i planned to do when i got out." "How long have you had my files?" "I had the files as soon as you saved them." "But it took my people until just a few months ago to break the encryption." "You always were the best." "And now your brilliance and your dna will change the world in a way you never had the courage to." "It was about the fact there are some things that people shouldn't try to control." "Adam, i thought you'd understood." "Destroying disease, creating a race of perfect humans, turning on genes to make people live forever." "These are dreams that people like you live for." "Thanks to your research and your dna i'll be the father to a whole new race." "What's going on?" "That's not the agreement." "You can't do it." "I won't let you." "I'll keep my end of the bargain." "Your daughter will be returned to you cured, as soon as i get what i want." "What about your friends here?" "What have you given them besides a lot of pain?" "All he's given you is a life that's going to end... very soon." "What is he talking about?" "Why do you think he needs my dna?" "He needs it to perfect the process of mutation, because you're just rough drafts." "I mean, that's why your friend died, and that's why you're going to die." "What?" "You forgot to tell them this, eckhart?" "That's enough." "I need the samples." "Take him." "I don't think so." "This is an electromagnetic pulse generator." "It's strong enough to fry every piece of electronic equipment in this building." "Really, adam." "It showed up on the sensors the moment you walked through the front door." "And that's when it was rendered unworkable." "When are you going to learn that i really am a step ahead." "Take him." "Lady, you're about to have the worst day of your life." "I don't think so." "Come on." "It's hard to share pain that you don't feel, isn't it?" "You idiot." "What did you do?" "I opened up the steam valves." "I released the pressure." "It's all about to go up." "You always have to screw things up, don't you adam?" "Get out!" "How much time do we have?" "About a minute, maybe less." "Is there another way out of here?" "That way." "Brennan, hit that!" "All right!" "Great!" "Let's go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Let's go!" "Which way?" "!" "Go right!" "We're on our way!" "Hang on!" "Emma!" "Hang on!" "All right!" "Brennan!" "Emma!" "Hang on!"

"This programme contains some strong language." "CHEERING AND APPLAUSE." "Good evening, welcome to Have I Got News For You." "I'm Jeremy Clarkson." "In the news this week, evidence from the McLaren garage suggests their poor season in Formula One may be down to a lack of focus." "Awaiting trial and forced to spend time at home helping with domestic chores, things go from bad to worse for Sepp Blatter." "And in Brighton, Labour's Jeremy Corbyn and" "John McDonnell are relieved to get out of the conference centre without making any more blunders." "On Ian's team tonight is a journalist who's been covering the Rugby World Cup for the Sunday Times." "Her next piece will be out at the weekend." "As will England." "Please welcome Camilla Long." "APPLAUSE." "And with Paul tonight is a presenter of two top-rating daytime TV shows." "Which is why he's such a passionate opponent of Iain Duncan Smith's scheme to get people back to work." "Please welcome Richard Osman." "APPLAUSE." "And we start with the biggest stories of the week." "Ian and Camilla, take a look at this." "I wonder what this is." "This is Jeremy Corbyn." "John McDonnell." "Happy front bench!" "Vegetarian sandwich." "Yes." "And that was the last speech." "Which didn't go down quite so well." "You ran the footage of him going up the stairs, but that's a metaphor, really, for Corbyn fighting the right-wing media." "AUDIENCE MEMBER:" "Woo!" "Thank you very much indeed." "But anyway, this is the Labour conference, it didn't go as badly as everyone hoped." "And in the end, Corbyn was not very good." "You're absolutely right, of course, it is the first conference for Corbyn as leader and obviously it was slightly derailed at the end by this nuclear business." "He was asked a straight question and he gave a genuine answer." "They asked a question, which they always do with politicians, we'll ask him a question that's impossible to answer." "Would you ever press the nuclear button?" "If you say no, then you have this reaction." "If you say yes, it's what you've always said you wouldn't do." "He can't answer it so what does he do?" "He actually told the truth." "No one's done that for a long time." "CHEERING AND APPLAUSE." "Whether he is right or wrong, I think that's quite a refreshing way to deal with it." "CAMILLA:" "The problem was he changed his mind afterwards, which is not great if you've got your finger hovering above the nuclear button, to be fair." "I had a bit of sympathy when he said he'd never press that button on my remote." "You have no idea!" "Oh, you stuck in the 1930s..." "Listen, I know I'm talking to a man who's just been paid ?" "160 million for his new series so you can do whatever you want." "I am sitting here with an erection while you're having a go." "Are you certain it's Amazon Prime and not Amazon Past Their Prime?" "Why is it irrelevant whether Jeremy Corbyn pushes the button or not?" "Because there's no such thing." "The button's connected to an espresso machine!" "It's because there's another way of getting submarine commanders to launch nuclear missiles." "Oh, yes, that's right, they tune in to Radio 4, if it's not on, they fire the missile." "There you go!" "That's a thing that's been protecting us for 30 years." "The Archers." "Making sure everybody on Radio 4 keeps talking all the time." "The last voice you'll hear will be Nicholas Parsons." "It is." "If they can't tune in to Radio 4 for a given number of days, a submarine commander goes, well, London must have been destroyed, let's flatten Moscow." "Did anyone see his speech?" "Yeah." "I thought it was exactly what people wanted to hear." "It was a bit rambly, he borrowed a bit of it, he missed out some stuff." "The deficit." "The fact that Labour lost the election." "I mean, there's stuff that will have to be addressed eventually, if anyone's going to vote for him." "But Miliband did all of those things and nobody voted for him either." "I'd rather hear a more fun speech from someone no-one's going to vote for." "You're not saying his speech was more fun?" "Yes, more entertaining." "There's a bit more personality to it because you think, blimey, look at him, what's he doing there?" "It could be anybody." "It could be any of us." "Not you." "I don't know, old bloke called Jeremy with extreme views." "His message was, it's nice to be nice and nice things are nicer than not nice things." "I don't see anything wrong with that." "There's nothing wrong with it." "It's probably true." "What did we think of his delivery?" "Are we back to Amazon?" "No!" "I know you've got to get the plugs in." "He read out a bit where someone had written, "Strong message here."" "Let's show it to the ladies and gentlemen." "We need to be investing in skills, investing in our young people." "And... strong message here... not cutting student numbers." "Wasn't his most professional moment, I wouldn't think." "No, and it does suggest the strong message had been missed out." "Do you know what he called you two?" "Sickening capitalist lickspittles." "Pretty much." "I like the commentariat bit." "Just a Soviet hint there." "Why would he say that about you, Camilla?" "I said that I was a little bit in love with him only two months ago so" "I don't know why he would say that." "I'll tell you other things you've said about him." "He is..." "Correct." "You should sugar-coat it, really, I think." "I stand by it." "Who was notable by their absence at the Labour Party conference?" "Putin." "Ed Miliband wasn't there." "None of the old guard." "Blair didn't turn up." "Mandelson." "Attlee." "No." "Do you know where they were, according to the Sun?" "Drinking the blood of babies." "Kinnock was taking a break after ten years." "Bastard." "Blair was busy working in the States." "Which states?" "Brown was doing educational work in the States." "And Miliband was thinking about climate change." "Over at the Ukip conference, how was Nigel Farage caught out this week?" "He seemed to forget the microphone was on." "We've got, upstairs on the fourth floor is the Lazarus" "Suite, which is my sort of room." "So, away from all the press, if you want to come up in about half an hour and say hello..." "LAUGHTER." "There is literally nothing I can think to say now." "Lazarus Suite, where you come back from the dead!" "Wasn't that the lady who had the picture of him tattooed on her arm?" "You can see it, actually, if you want." "There's the tattoo of Nigel Farage." "She went into a tattoo parlour and said, what have you got?" "What designs?" "Skull?" "No." "I think I'll have Nigel Farage." "And there it is." "She said, I want a bell, but just the end of a bell." "Over at the Lib Dems, do you think they are likely to benefit from defections from the Labour Party now that Corbyn is in the hot seat?" "They certainly think they will." "They think people will move back to the centre and join the Lib Dems." "They put out a message saying come aboard." "Let's see how they dealt with that question on The Wright Stuff recently." "Do you anticipate many leaving to join the Lib Dems?" "I think you've also got this issue of the Prime Minister putting his cock in a dead pig's mouth." "Dan, d'you know what, mate?" "One, it's an allegation." "Two, your choice of language in referring to that I think far goes beyond what is permitted at this time of the day." "And on that point, you've forfeited any right to speak on this show so bye-bye." "I'm glad we finally mentioned it, though." "It's hard to talk about precisely because you're not allowed to say those sorts..." "It's difficult to talk about, isn't it?" "What, cock?" "Yeah, you can't really say it." "You can't on Pointless, you can here." "OK." "I was going to say he put his Clarkson in a pig's mouth." "I don't know, this ritual..." "What are the benefits of joining this club?" "What do you get?" "10% off sports equipment?" "What's the great club that you have to stick your cock in a dead pig's mouth to become a member?" "Ian, you used to be a member, didn't you?" "Oh, there's a hesitation!" "No, I wasn't a member." "It says I was a member on Wikipedia..." "That's what they all say." "Yeah." "It's quite embarrassing given I spent half the week with tabloid journalists ringing me up saying, have you... ..put your..." "Placed your chap..." "Clarkson in a..." "Receptacle." "Anyway." "No, I was not a member of the Piers Gaveston Society." "I was a member of the Piers Morgan." "I won't ask what the ritual was to get into that club." "Did you know people that were?" "Was that the sort of thing they did?" "Yeah!" "No, no." "Yes, yes, no, no?" "Are they your final two words on the subject?" "He asked me two questions." "He said, did you know people who were there and then he asked another question." "I said yes, I did know people, no, I didn't." "Which is sort of my answer." "I thought I was the one that was going to get a hard time tonight and it turns out Ian is!" "Right, yes..." "Is that it?" "We're going to just leave it alone?" "Lord Ashcroft getting this amazing story into the public domain via the Daily Mail." "I don't think it's even a story." "It's a fantasy." "It's an act of amazing revenge by The Mail, in cohorts with" "Lord Ashcroft, which the whole country has decided to believe." "Usually a story in the Daily Mail, peddled by a non-Dom Tory peer, who gave ?" "8 million to the Tory party and is in a strop because he wasn't made Defence Secretary, would be laughed out of court." "It's not in court yet, but I was hoping it might get in there." "But no, we've all taken this seriously and there's the grinning Lord Ashcroft, if you want to talk about members inserted into the House of Lords..." "There he is." "I mean, it's a disgraceful story." "This man, Lord Ashcroft, who gave the Tories all this money, thought he could get himself into the Cabinet, thought he could buy himself a Cabinet post." "And everybody's gone along with this, saying, great, Lord Ashcroft." "He's a non-dom." "If we're doing prick jokes, let's have a condom joke." "APPLAUSE." "And if you want something disgusting the Prime Minister's done, I mean, there's loads of it." "Bedroom tax would be a good start." "There's plenty of these things." "Everyone goes around saying, it's about a pig when he was 20." "Well, how about being really appalling when he was 50?" "APPLAUSE." "Right." "Yes, it's the new Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn." "Actually, at this early stage, I've got nothing against the bearded, sandal-wearing, teetotal, non-smoking, hummus-loving, Hamas-loving, anthem-dodging pinko lefty." "Proving the party was open to new ideas, Corbyn said he wanted to give people..." "A long line, but it once worked a treat on Diane Abbott." "Paul and Richard, take a look at this." "Ah, yes, the 1930s are back in a big way." "New improved Top Gear." "Absolutely." "There's Adolf Hitler, he's not happy about Volkswagen, the people's car." "They've been cheating their emissions with a special bit of software." "When the car knows it's under testing conditions, it doesn't give the right information." "And Volkswagen, nobody knew about this at the top, just one bloke with a screwdriver did it without anybody else knowing." "He feels ashamed about it and he's managed to do this in over 50 million cars." "Exactly right." "That covers it all, doesn't it, really?" "I don't think Volkswagen's case was particularly helped by the fact that the deputy CEO was called Olaf Lies." "He was." "He was the only one telling the truth." "We all lie about our emissions, though, don't we?" "Don't you blame the dog?" "I think it's one of those questions you need to know about cars to deal with it so we'll get an expert." "Jeremy, have you got Chris Evans' phone number?" "I am not allowed on the BBC to use the C word." "Corbyn?" "No, car." "I can come and do this, I just can't talk about (MOUTHS) cars." "I would be right in saying that motoring journalists knew this story all along, about the emissions test?" "I don't think that anybody knew specifically that there was a bit of software in it." "The story I do know is that one of the major companies was driving a car past a man from the Government to test how loud it was because they have to be within a certain amount of decibels." "They knew it was going to fail, so as they got close to him, they put it into neutral, turned the engine off and coasted past him and he went, "That's fine, you can sell it."" "You know when you said you weren't allowed to talk about cars..." "Yeah." "What are they going to do?" "Fucking sack me?" "APPLAUSE" "They can't, can they?" "a red Citroen Picasso this week." "Who was responsible for that?" "People who have given up on life usually." "Ronnie Pickering. on life usually." "Ronnie Pickering, yes. on life usually." "Did he not sort of have an altercation with a motorcyclist and" "And the motorcyclist said, "No." altercation with a motorcyclist and" "And he just kept on saying it. altercation with a motorcyclist and" "Would you like to see it?" "altercation with a motorcyclist and" "Yes. altercation with a motorcyclist and" "No. altercation with a motorcyclist and" "You want to fucking pull up?" "altercation with a motorcyclist and" "Who the fuck is that?" "altercation with a motorcyclist and" "Me. altercation with a motorcyclist and" "APPLAUSE altercation with a motorcyclist and" "I bet Chris Evans is ringing him even now, don't you think?" "Go on, Jeremy, punch him." "You can have a go if you want." "APPLAUSE AND CHEERING" "You remember how to punch, right?" "He's good this bloke." "Hello, he's rolling up his sleeve, he's rolling up his sleeve." "The pie is here, the pie is here!" "Chips, given us chips, quick!" "Eat it, eat it." "Bam!" "APPLAUSE" "I've been practising that face, it's a hard one to pull off." "What?" "You knew that was going to crop up, so I had to practice my face." "What was your face?" "I didn't see it." "It is, yes, I knew this was coming, what an idiot I am." "But with a touch of, I made a lot of money out of it." "I am in a dilemma." "You punched Piers Morgan, so..." "APPLAUSE" "You see, no one is sacking you for that." "LAUGHTER" "This is the Volkswagen fiasco." "Not the name of their latest hatchback, but the ongoing scandal over diesel emissions." "As prosecutors launched a criminal investigation into the emissions scandal, it is believed one of the scientists involved there has killed himself in his garage." "He didn't mean to, he was just parking his car." "LAUGHTER" "To con the testers VW vehicles were fitted with a so-called defeat device." "If you are wondering what a defeat device looks like, here you go." "And so to round two." "It is a welcome return for the steering wheel of news." "There we are, and here is the first spin." "Robert Peston." "He has not been wearing a tie properly because he is getting his hair cut." "The BBC want him to look a bit more corporate and he is saying, "This is where I am."" "And he might be going to ITV where he can wear his shirt however he likes." "Well, nearly." "Nearly?" "He has been told if he wants the ITV news job, which apparently is something he is after, he will have to put a tie on." "Oh, right." "So, it's the other way round." "Yes, I see." "He has been thinking about the career move a lot and according to the Guardian he is said to be agonising." "Particularly when he is trying to get to the end of a sentence." "Why do you think ITV care?" "Shares in Tie Rack?" "They are apparently more strict about their dress code and wouldn't allow him to interview prominent figures dressed as some kind of lounge lizard like this." "There will be many people concerned that you are offering a big Treasury subsidy for power that right now, nuclear power, looks very expensive." "So, what does Robert Peston say about all of this?" "Oh, he just doesn't care." "Having a shirt undone to the waist may be an obstacle to your career on British television news, but where is it a positive asset?" "Italy?" "Is it Greece?" "Australia." "Nearly." "Albania." "Yes." "Albania is the correct answer." "On the TV station Zjarr, that is the actual name of the TV..." "Don't be rude, you'll be on it." "A young newsreader called called Enki Bracaj..." "Enki Bracaj?" "I think I was at school with him." "She has found a way to put herself ahead in a competitive industry." "SHE SPEAKS ALBANIAN" "I think a tie would help." "APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER." "Do you know, the really embarrassing thing is the next question is about Rebekah Brooks, so I'm not going to do that." "Well, I know the answer." "Innocent." "Exactly." "On what grounds do you make that rather extraordinary statement?" "I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me." "Are we deliberately missing out a Rebekah Brooks question?" "It's the wheel of evasion." "Yes, this is Rebekah Brooks." "She was in the news recently." "APPLAUSE" "I know who that is." "You are up more on the details than I am, actually." "It's a dull man contest, isn't it?" "Well done." "It is called the Dull Men's Club." "They used to do a calendar and now there are so many of them they have upgraded it to a book." "Fabulous." "If they have called it the Dull Men's Vlub that is annoying, because he would have to think of a new name for your new show." "AUDIENCE:" "Oh!" "My favourite dull man was the man who kept a diary from 1980 of his lawn mowing activities." "I will give you three points if you can tell me his name." "Um..." "Ronnie Pickering!" "Come on!" "Here I am." "I have even got a photograph of him." "He is called David Grisenthwaite and here he is." "Lovely." "Somebody said to him, "Why?"" "He said:" "This man has kept detailed records of over 300 bandstands around Britain." "Do you know how he celebrated his 50th birthday, Paul?" "Paul?" "A handstand on a bandstand?" "He got a tattoo of his favourite bandstand." "Oh!" "One more dull man." "Yes, please." "Here we go." "Who is he?" "Now you see, he is an expert on manhole covers." "Yes, he is, that is exactly right." "I thought it was incredibly interesting." "He can take a manhole cover and say, yes." "That is a manhole cover." "Corbyn actually said:" "That is why people are so worried." "Middle England is going to take him to their breast." "He likes allotments, manhole covers and wears sandals." "Do you think he is not going to win?" "Yes, the other one is sticking his cock in a pig." "And the last spin." "Ready?" "Yes." "This will be Rebekah Brooks." "That is handy because I have got questions on that one." "This is Putin powering into Syria." "And Obama being tense about him doing it and then having a tense meeting at the UN." "Who is currently bombing Syria?" "The US are bombing, the French are bombing, the Russians have now joined in." "We want to go in apparently." "You wouldn't want to be an air traffic controller in Syria right now." "Where the hell are this lot coming from?" "Which other famous face popped in to see Obama this week?" "The Pope." "Yes, at times it did look like he didn't want to be there." "Really?" "Watch." "BAND MUSIC PLAYS" "How dare he not sing" "Who went all out and dressed up for the Pope's visit?" "Dogs disguised as the Pope." "Look at this lot." "The Pope has got a hairy face!" "Apparently he asked if the Pope was aware of the Pope dog trend and a Vatican spokesman said:" "What is the Pope releasing just in time for Christmas?" "Is it an emission?" "A single?" "Yes, it is, he is releasing his own rock and pop album." "Oh, lovely." "With his papal speeches set to music." "He premiered it on the Rolling Stones website and it is called:" "MUSIC PLAYS." "POPE:" "Wake up." "Wake up." "It isn't an advert for an alarm clock?" "The papal alarm clock." "APPLAUSE" "Meanwhile, when the Pope addressed the US" "Congress, the speaker was moved to tears." "And that is pathetic." "The only time you would catch our speaker crying is if he comes home early and sees his cousin's trousers on the landing." "Time for the missing words round, which this week features as its guest publication Warehouse Logistics News." "And we start with:" "After Mr Gromit is sacked." "After his competitors are found in shallow graves in Epping Forest." "APPLAUSE" "Exactly." "Wouldn't it be better management if he had asked somebody else to do it?" "That is doing it himself, that is not management." "Wallace cocked that up." "Give it back." "Press charges." "Was it live in 1942?" "Very close." "She said experience World War II." "Yes." "This is a Miss Italy contestant who told judges she would love to travel back in time to the 1940s." "If she had gone back to 1942, the 18-year-old Miss Italy would have experienced dangers such as air raids, Mussolini's secret police and the most terrifying of all, being approached by a middle aged Silvio Berlusconi." "And finally:" "Is it paedophile?" "Well, could be." "Some poison." "E Coli." "You are getting nearer now." "Not salmonella." "It would be "tunanella", salmonella is salmon." "This news was from the Daily Mail this week." "Sandwiches are often dangerous, especially if it is 11 o'clock at night." "And you've had a couple of hours drinking first." "Is it Coke?" "Or just bad temper?" "The final scores are Ian and Camilla, five." "And Paul and Richard, six." "No!" "APPLAUSE" "I leave you with news that at a Moscow exhibition celebrating his life, some of Vladimir Putin's childhood ties go on display." "On the set of my new car show on Amazon prime there are concerns that James may might be becoming a bit diva-ish." "In Bavaria a fox regrets standing too close to the exhaust of a" "Volkswagen golf." "Good night."

"Oh, fuck." "Oh, shit." "Oh, Shit!" "What the fuck was that?" "You know what that was." "Dominic... you've played this scene before." "I did not sign up for this shit!" "Sidney said if... if I played a-a good villain," "I'd get my own spin-off." "I am not getting killed over no damn TV show." "Do you hear me, Sidney?" "Get us the fuck out of here!" "Sidney's not coming." "Nobody is coming." "You don't know what those monsters can do." "Oh, shit." "Oh, fuck!" "Look at that." "Oh, shit." "Oh, shit." "This is insane." "This is insane." "Oh, no." "Oh, sh-shit!" "What are we going to do?" "What are we gonna do, Shelby?" "The tunnel." "Come on." "Keep your eyes open-- they could already be inside." "Shelby..." "Shelby." "Shelby, Shelby." "We have to go." "Shelby." "Shelby, we have to go." "Come on." "Come on, Shelby." "Come on." "Come on." "Flashlight." "Flashlight." "Ah!" "There's something..." "There's something." "It might be Edward." "He actually could help." "What the fuck is that?" "It's the Chens." "Oh, shit." "No, no, no!" "To make real thin slices... your edge got to be sharp as a razor." "Slide the blade against the stone like this." "It's awake." "Pay attention!" "I'm doing this for your sake." "Now, which part of it tastes the best?" "I'm not an "it." I'm a human being." "I don't remember, Mama." "You set that damn thing down." "Why the hell you always taking pictures?" "Me and Lot play it back for fun." "Mm-hmm." "And do you touch your privates while you watch?" "Now, you take this knife here and just cut your mama some nice filet." "Please don't do this." "People don't eat people." "If you ain't Polk..." "You ain't people." "That's right, Jether." "Tell it our family history." "I ain't good at old stories, Mama." "Oh, come on, now." "Here you are." "It was the depression." "1929." "Everybody was broke." "Weren't nothing for nobody to eat." "Only thing plentiful were the itinerant hobos." "They was on our land." "Stealing what little we had." "They slaughtered our last pig." "Had themselves a nice meal." "And my kin caught the thieves." "And they looked at 'em and their full bellies and they decided our family-- hey-- our family... was never gonna go hungry again." "And that's when we had our feast." "We found our power." "And our place." "We knew then..." "The Polks weren't like any other." "We were the..." "only family." "First family." "We were the first family." "And we always will be, so long as we keep up traditions." "They have the death penalty in North Carolina-- you're all gonna die when they catch you." "Police been in our pockets for years now." "We pay 'em better than the state ever could." "What are you gonna do with that?" "Cauterize your thigh after Jether takes a chunk out of it." "Jesus!" "Wouldn't do to have you bleedin' out before we finish taking prime cuts." "Can I have some water, please?" "What is that?" "You cut off my ear." "It's a present." "For Christmas." "It's the best day of the year." "We each get a pickled ear." "A bag of Mentho-lyptus." "Jar of black strap molasses." "More ammo." "The babies do cuddles with Mama." "I'm too old for that." "Lot gets her bed, but... he say I'm too young." "I'm caught dab in the middle." "Why are you crying?" "I want another Christmas with Flora." "Is she your kin?" "My daughter." "You love her?" "Of course." "Every mother loves their children." "Not every mama." "I wanted to be on the TV." "Ishmael, Cain, Lot-- they all got to be in the story." "How do you know about the show?" "We're part of the United States." "We get TV." "They're making a new show." "I'm gonna be on it." "You help me," "I'll get you on TV." "Make you famous." "Only one person ever been like that in our family." "Kincaid Polk." "He used to take the hogs to slaughter in Chicago, where the stockyard was." "Then came the World's Fair." "1800-something." "That's when the Piggy Man was born." "After slaughtering the hogs, he'd put on a pig mask and slaughtered people." "Hung 'em up, gutted and skinned, upside down in the bathtub." "He got the idea from the Others." "He saw what The Butcher did." "Stick a pig head on that man and roast him alive." "Made himself a legend." "You can be bigger." "You can be the hero." "Just let me go." "You best put leaving here out of your mind." "Even I can't leave if I want to." "I ain't bigger than Piggy Man." "Never will be!" "So shut your mouth!" "Shut it!" "Don't care to hear your words no more." "Here." "Mama's coming to take a piece off your shoulder." "Snort this." "It'll take the edge off." "No, I can't do drugs." "I'm an addict." "I've worked hard to stay sober." "It doesn't matter, does it?" "There's no after after this." "Why don't you just kill me?" "Why take it piece by piece?" "Tradition mainly." "They didn't have no icebox back then." "It was the way to keep the meat fresh." "But Mama say fear and exhaustion gives the jerky a delicious tang." "So that's it?" "I'm gonna die." "After we take the best parts, we make bone broth." "Give me that shit. ‭" "All right, go, go, go, go, go!" "Come on!" "Go, go!" "Go!" "Jesus." "Fuck my hand." "Oh, shit." "Oh shit!" "Oh, shit." "Oh!" "There's so many of them." "How am we gonna go up against that paranormal activity shit, there's no way!" "Hey, what's going on with you?" "Hey, stay with me." "What's happening?" "We're gonna die in here." "No, no Shelby." "Shelby, stay with me." "We're gonna get out." "You've done it before." "I did it because I had Matt." "Fuck." "Matt's dead, okay?" "Oh, come on, now think!" "Shelby, it's the blood moon." "There's got to be some, some rules or-or mumbo jumbo that we can use." "There's nothing." "Please." "There's no escape." "Hey, we're gonna get out of this." "There's so much out there waiting for us." "I'm gonna get my spin-off." "You're gonna get your yoga studio." "But we, but we have to stick together." "And we can do it." "I know we can." "You're a really good actor." "You think so?" "Okay." "All right, come on, come on." "I got you." "‭" "Shelby." "Shelby, we, we got to go." "We got to go, Shelby." "Come on." "Get up, get up." "Get up, Shelby." "Shelby, come on." "‭" "Oh, God." "Come on." "‭" "Aw, Shelby, this is not funny." "We're back where we started." "I'm counting on you." "Shelby, I need you to do this." "Stay with me." "Dominic." "I killed the only man I've ever loved." "I took his life..." "with my own hands." "There's no place left for me." "No, no!" "Jether." "Jether!" "I have to see Flora." "You can save your breath." "I can't." "In my pants, back pocket." "There's a picture." "Let me see her." "Let me see her." "My sweet, sweet baby." "I want to talk to my Flora." "Baby girl." "If by chance you see this, the first thing you have to know, is I love you." "I always will." "You've heard many things about me this past year, so I want to tell you the truth." "I killed Daddy." "That's on me, and me alone." "No one else helped me." "It's nobody's fault except mine." "He was gonna take you away from me, and I couldn't see my life going forward that way." "I don't know if one day you'll forgive me." "I just want you to go on without the weight of lies and doubt." "You go on, Flora, and rise up." "There's nothing holding you down." "I never done nothing like that, kill somebody." "Lot tells me it's just like butchering a pig." "Mama tells me next time, it'll be my turn." "You're gonna kill me?" "Bust your cherry?" "Looking forward to it?" "‭No." "I don't want to hurt you." "Too late for that." "Come here." "I like you." "I like you, too." "Do you want to touch me?" "I want you to." "I want to tape it so I can watch later." "I won't show nobody." "I want to make you feel good." "Let me touch it." "‭" "I know you are watching, Sidney, you son of a bitch." "You need to save me." "Help me!" "I'm dying here." "Why are you doing this?" "Why aren't you fucking saving me?" "!" "None of this would have happened if I just... if I just walked away." "All I wanted is my own show." "I'm supposed to go to Thailand next month." "I've never been." "I'm flying first class." "Sidney, I'm so scared." "Sidney." "Help me!" "Why are you doing this?" "Oh, what's wrong?" "I thought you liked having your picture took." "You're on that TV show, mocking our family." "We never meant to mock anyone." "We're just actors." "We play pretend." "Nothing we do is real!" "Our babies was real." "They was took from us 'cause of you." "That wasn't us." "It wasn't us." "It was Matt and Shelby!" "The real Matt and Shelby!" "What are you talking about, huh?" "I'm talking about the real people." "We're just actors." " They are the ones who had your babies taken from you, not us." " Huh?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's them." "‭Hmm?" "It's them you want, not us." "‭Hmm?" "They're at the house right now." "‭Hmm?" "We can take you." "We can go in." "We can leave the door unlocked, and you can go in and drag 'em out!" "Oh, we don't got to do nothing." "Blood moon's here." "‭The Others are gonna get 'em soon enough." "Oh, damn it!" "What happened?" "Damn thing snapped right in half." "‭Huh?" "I was almost finished with it!" "Goddamn blood moon's gonna be full tomorrow." "We ain't had a rain of teeth in forever!" "Well, where'd you get them teeth on that TV show?" "Hmm?" "‭Props." "They were props." "They weren't real." "It was all pretend." "You think it actually rains teeth here?" "Well, it's a gift from the Others." "All them that's been sacrificed over the years." "We think it's those ones." "See, teeth... the only things that don't burn." "Mama tells us we wear these, well, we don't burn, either." "Oh, my God." "‭The Others leave us alone." "Hey, you need more teeth?" "We got two mouthfuls of 'em right here." "No!" "‭No, no, no, no." "No." "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "‭No, no, no." "Please, please, no, don't-don't do this." "Don't do this." "Don't do this." "‭Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "No!" "‭" "Oh!" "She's a feisty one!" "No!" "No!" "Please." "Please leave her alone." "Leave her alone!" "‭" "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "Aah." "‭No!" "No." "Please." "Oh." "She got some pretty ones in there." "Here you go." "Pass me them pliers." " Yeah." " Please, please don't hurt her." "Please don't do this." "‭" "Don't do this!" "Please." "‭" "Please, don't do this." "Oh, no!" "Oh, my God." "Are you all right?" "Oh, damn it!" "They broke." "Just standing there laughing for?" "Get her up!" "I got to go get the big pair." "Where is he going?" "‭Come on." "Get up." "Huh?" "Get up." "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Yeah, get up." "Get up." "‭Oh!" "Oh!" "Ow!" "‭Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Help me." "Help me." "How could you break the damn chair?" "Don't leave me." "Don't leave me, Monet." "I'll come back." "I'll come back!" "Please don't leave me." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God, I'm gonna die." "I'm gonna die." "No, no, no, no." "What the hell's going on in here?" "Where's the other one?" "It got away!" "What are you standing around for?" "Go get it!" "‭Come on." "Go!" "Go!" "‭Come on." "Come on." "Go!" "No, no, no, no." "I wasn't doing anything." "I was just sitting here, I swear to God." "Open up." "‭What?" "My boys need teeth." "You can open your mouth, or I can open it for you." "I paid good money for these teeth." "Ah." "Still got some fire in you." "It's good." "Keep you alive longer." "Oh, burn in hell!" "You should be thanking me that this is your end, else you'd be strung up like that boy in the tree." "You did that!" "Did you do that?" "!" "Oh, now, baby, we wouldn't have wasted good meat like that." "Oh, don't you dare talk about Rory!" "You're not even good enough to say his name!" "You're nothing more than a bunch of pig fucking psychopaths!" "We don't have relations with our animals." "It's forbidden." "Bullshit." "How else do you think you got those deformed monstrosities you call sons, you twat?" "!" "Filthy whore!" "‭" "‭Don't you dare talk about my babies!" "‭I can mangle your face!" "Or you could open your goddamn mouth!" "Oh, my God." "Open it." "‭" "Ow!" "Mm." "Hey." "We're gonna get you, girl!" "What the hell you doing?" "Bring the camera back up!" "It's around here somewhere." "You better be filming when I catch it." "Hey, there it is!" "‭" "Go get it!" "Go and get it." "Get it!" "Get it!" "Get it!" "Give me your mouth." "All right, open up." "Hey, Mama?" "‭" "Lee?" "Oh, my God." "You evil bitch!" "Oh, my God, Lee." "Thank you." "Thank God for you." "‭Shh." "Thank God for you." "Thank God for you." "Shh." "‭Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Oh, my God." "Oh." "Lee, my God." "What did they do to you?" "Monet?" "Did they...?" "Yeah, she-she got out, but who knows how long?" "My ring." "I want to get my ring." "‭" "‭" "Fuck you, you fucking butchers!" "There we go." "Watch your head." "Here we go." "‭Okay." "Okay." "God." "Oh, my God." "‭Oh!" "I should've grabbed some more oxy from those goddamn Polks." "I have some stuff in my luggage in my room." "What?" "‭Oh, my God." "Jesus Christ, who is that?" "I don't know." "Oh." "Oh, my God!" "Matt?" "Matt?" "!" "Lee." "Lee, please," "I'm so sorry." "But whoever or whatever did this is probably still in this house." "We have to keep going." "It like you said-- it's done." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Lift up, lift up." "Come on." "Okay." "Lee, please." "I'm so sorry." "Come on." "Keep going." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "All right, wait, wait." "Let me get the door." "Hold on." "All right." "Here we go." "You can do it." "Almost." "What happened here?" "Where is everyone?" "Oh, my God." "Okay." "Okay." "I'm gonna go upstairs and get the medicine and you stay here." "You're not gonna leave me down here by myself." "All right then." "Come on." "‭" "All right." "Lean into me." "Come on." "Come on, lean on me." "Put your weight on me." "Okay." "Okay." "All right." "Okay." "Okay." "I know I've got the stuff in here." "Oh, look." "A little Burberry for under your head." "Lift up, lift up." "There we go." "I'm sorry." "Okay." "Okay." "Aha." "The good stuff." "Do you want a joint?" "‭Oh, Lee." "Lee, I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry." "Oh, God." "Um... okay." "Look at me." "We're gonna be all right, okay?" "We're gonna be all right." "Careful now." "Careful." "You're a mess." "You're a mess." "Fucking bitch took my goddamned tooth." "Here." "How 'bout one of these, yes?" "How 'bout two?" "‭Yeah." "I'm gonna get us some water." "I'll be right back." "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "Poor Shelby!" "I feel like part of me has died with her!" " Oh, my God!" " She killed herself." "Did you find Sidney?" "We got to get the hell out of here, man." "Sidney is dead!" "There is no help!" "‭" "We can't go outside and we can't stay here." "They're freaking everywhere, man." "What happened in the basement?" "Who killed my brother?" "Shelby." "‭Oh, give me a break!" "Then she came up here and... she killed herself." "She flipped out when she saw Matt having sex with that thing." "She just..." "She went nuts and busted his head open with a crowbar." "And she just..." "She couldn't live with herself, so she slit her own throat." "I was here." "I saw everything." "I tried to stop her, but I..." "I just couldn't." "You expect us to believe that shit, when you're the one holding the knife?" "Oh, fuck off." "It's on the cameras." "Oh, conveniently for you, we can't play it back." "You fucking liar." "Shelby would never kill Matt." "She loved him." "She came here to get back with him!" "What are you talking about?" "You're the one that hated her." "Get out of my sight!" "Said she was destroying Matt." "Get out of here!" "Come on." "You did something, you snake." "I know you did." "Shelby would never kill herself!" "She's way too self-centered to commit suicide!" "I played her for six months!" " I know her better than I know myself!" " Listen to me, everybody's messed up." "We've all been through a ton of shit." "But this place is fucking dangerous." "Now, if you want to live, we have to stick together." "Fuck you." "Come on, don't shut me out." "Let me in!" "Let me in!" "Let me in!" "You have to open the door." "You have to open the door." "There was something out there!" "I saw it!" "It's his fault they're all dead." "Oh, my God... ‭" "If I die..." "I just want you all to know" "I had so many wonderful performances waiting for you." "There were so many things I was gonna give to you as my fans." "And I promise you, I promise you..." "I will love you always." "I had so much more to give." "I love you." "Oh, thank God." "I didn't think we were gonna make it through the night." "What time is it?" "I can't believe this phone is still working." "We have to go back." "Go back?" "Go back where?" "To the Polk farm." "I'm s..." "Have you gone mad?" "I'm not going back out into those woods." "Those two savages are still out there." "We killed people last night, Audrey." "The both of us." "There's a video of it on that farm." "I want that tape before someone else finds it." "‭That video also shows me and Monet being force-fed your goddamn leg, Lee." "They were torturing us!" "I want people to see it!" "There isn't a jury in the world that would convict us." "The wrong people get their hands on that footage, the only thing the world will see is the image of you caving in an old woman's head with a hammer." "That is what people will remember, I promise you." "I'm getting that tape, then I'm gonna hot-wire their truck and get the hell out of here." "You're welcome to come with." "Oh, bloody hell." "Take these pills, okay?" "All right, let's go." "Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh." "Oh, God, oh, no, no, no, no, no." "I don't want to go." "Oh, God." "Oh, God." "He really was such a wonderful scene partner." "He gave me so much to play with." "Some of my best moments were..." "Yeah, hold on there." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay, here we go." "I can't look at him again." "Right." "Okay." "I think we can go out the front door." "It should be safe;" "it's daylight." "Oh, God." "Careful." "Okay." "Almost there." "Lean on me more." "It's all right." "Okay." "Okay." "Stop, goddamn it!" "Stop!" "It's me." "It's me." "Dylan?"

"You're going to lose!" "You're going to lose, you're going to lose..." "Jenny's birthday present isn't a competition." "Oh, that's right." "Because..." "You're going to lose!" "You're going to lose, you're going to lose..." "No, not this year." "I got this from the startup company on the 13th floor." "They just went under, and they have the best leftover swag." "Look at this." ""dogtagd.net"...?" "Isn't that the dog sex site?" "It's a mapping app to find available dogs in your area, okay?" " To have sex with?" " No!" "For your dog to play with!" "What is wrong with you guys?" "Plus, I got one more thing." "Boo-yeow!" "Dogtagd novelty dog poop." "♪ How you like me now?" "Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey!" "No holding hands!" "It's flu season!" " What's with that gift?" " Oh, uh, it's my birthday tomorrow." "No, it's not." "Jenny!" "Why didn't you tell me it's your birthday tomorrow?" "Well, it's just a birthday." "I don't know." " I don't want to make a fuss." " Well, I do want to make a fuss." "And I'm telling you right now," "I'm the best gift giver on the face of this planet." "I'm gonna kick everyone's ass here." "Whoa!" "It's not a competition." "Psycho!" "I don't know, I just never really cared about gifts." "In fact, the best gift that I ever got was for my 8th birthday, when my mom let me dig a hole in our backyard." "So your gift was a hole?" "That's right..." "A hole..." "Brody, you're missing the point." "It's not about money, you know?" "It was so thoughtful." "And me and my brothers, we used to sleep in it." "Yeah." "Yeah, well, I'm gonna get you a gift that's gonna blow your hole away." "Season 1, Episode 4 "The Gift"" "Bro, great news." "I just bought a pair of jet skis." " You mean, like, His and Hers?" " Mm-hmm." "Yeah." "Except there's no "Hers," it's just "His"" "and "His other one."" "I thought we agreed that you wouldn't buy any more personal watercrafts until you at least learned how to swim, or had money." "It's all good." "It's the end of the quarter." "Mansfield's about to hand out bonuses." "Mr. Wen." "You're getting a bonus?" "Congratulations." "I hadn't heard." "Mr. Moyer, come here." "The only way to justify a morning cigar is to be either out on a golf course or in a meeting, and since I was just fined last week for chipping golf balls up at that helipad, welcome to our meeting." "Okay." "So what's our meeting about?" "Oh, I think you know." "Is it about me searching for Jenny's birthday gift on company time?" "It is now!" "So a gift for Jenny?" "I say, what do you get the girl who has nothing?" "I'm actually the best gift giver in the world." "You're not even the best gift giver on this balcony." "Guess what I got my wife for her last birthday." "I'll..." "I'll tell you if you're in the right ballpark." " I would have no idea." " I got her a ballpark." "Look at this view." "Huh?" "Tell me what you see." "Some very nervous people on a helipad." "Pussies." "I see limitless opportunity." "You know what they see when they look out their windows downstairs?" "Nothing." "They don't have windows." "Closest thing they're gonna come to an expensive cigar is about ten seconds from..." "Now." "Well, they happen to be really nice people." "No, I didn't say they weren't." "They just have a very different world view." "Ooh, sweet!" "Morning cigar!" "You know, if you..." "If you do buy Jenny a nice gift..." "And you should, because she deserves it..." "You're going to be injecting money into the equation, and that changes everything." "Hey, I'm not worried." "Like Jenny always says, money can't buy happiness." "And like I always say, bullshit!" "Money absolutely can buy happiness." "Listen, Jenny is one of the happiest people I have ever met, and the best gift she ever got was a hole." "Let me..." "let me just tell you something." "Money put my girls through the finest schools in this country." "Money also let me build that maternity ward at the hospital." "And money is going to pay for that helicopter's new window." "Fore!" "Oh, wow!" "A sweatshirt from dogtagd.net?" "!" " That's the dog sex site, right?" " Okay, it's not a dog sex site." "It's a way for dogs to meet other like-minded dogs to play with." "Well, I will wear it proudly." " Oh!" "A poop, too?" " Ooh!" "Surprise!" "Well, I'm giving you something that nobody else here can give you." "What are you doing?" "I have over 10,000 gay Twitter followers." "And after I tweet this picture of you and I, they will all be following you." " Are you ready?" " Uh-huh." "Congratulations." "You just got gayed." "Thanks, but I'm..." "I'm not on Twitter." "I went halfsies on the poop." "Okay, okay, okay." "Winning gift coming through." "Okay." "Don't be intimidated by the size of my package." "All right, Jenny, go ahead and open it up." "Okay." "Oh, wow, that's me." "Yeah, look closer." "You see it?" "It's a mosaic." "It's you made out of a bunch of tiny photos of me." "Oh, wow, Harvard, I..." "um..." "I don't know what to say." "It's not serial killer-y at all." " Your serve." " Well, uh, you certainly set the bar..." "In a secret room in your basement, but, uh," "I happen to have a pretty good gift myself." "You didn't have to." "But I'm really, really glad that you did." " Ooh!" "A hoodie!" " Yeah." "Damn, dude, that hoodie doesn't even have a logo on it!" " Oh, it's nice!" " Thanks." "Oh!" "So soft!" "Oh, holy freaking crap, this is soft." "Oh." "It's wonderful." "I love it." "Thank you." "Guys, guys, do you..." "Wanna know how I did the mole on your cheek?" " No!" " No!" "Relax." "It is not what you're thinking." "Oh, my God." "It's my butt." "Okay, there's no question I'm getting a bonus, right?" "I've hit all my targets, I have worked three Saturdays a month." "I even shagged golf balls off that helipad for Mansfield, and those balls come in fast, man!" "Well, don't tell me." "Tell Mansfield." "You're right." "I shouldn't be afraid of my boss." "He's just a man." "He doesn't have special powers." " Who doesn't have special powers?" " Ohh!" "Did you want to tell me something, Mr. Wen?" "Uh, yeah, sir." "I, uh, have been thinking a lot about my quarter, and I can say with absolute confidence that I definitely believe that I, uh, quite possibly deserve a bonus of some type if..." "You agree." "I think you've just answered your own question, don't you, Mr. Wen?" "Yes." "And look at you." "You seem pretty pleased with yourself." "I recognize that look from my very own mirror, of course." "I got Jenny an Henri Pétard cashmere hoodie, and she loves it." "Thataboy!" " All right!" " Yeah." " You ruined her." " What?" "See this Bordeaux?" "It is spectacular." "In fact, it's one of the top five vintages in the history of grapes." "My mentor gave me a case 20 years ago when I made partner." "If you drink this wine, it will ruin all other wines for you forever." "Oh." "Well, that's impossible." "I've had lots of good wine before." "I spent a semester abroad in France." "Fair enough." "Drink up." "Ooh." "That's good." "Really good." "Here it comes." "Three, two..." "Oh, my God, I'm finding taste buds I never even knew I had." "Is it possible to taste color?" "My tongue is alive!" " And finally..." " I miss my dad." "Yeah." "And now any other wine you ever drink will taste like cat piss." "Just like the hoodie that you got for Jenny will make all of her other clothes feel like she is slow-dancing with a cactus." "You've exposed her to the finer things." " There's no going back now." " Sir, you don't know Jenny." "It gives me no joy to be right." "Well, that's not true." "It gives me tremendous joy to be right." "I-it gives me no joy to see your relationship come undone by virtue of a gift." "I bet you're wrong." "I bet this gift brings Jenny and me even closer." "I'll take that bet." "If I'm right, I get your bonus." "Fair enough." "And if I'm right?" " You get a unicorn." " What?" "What's it matter?" "You can't win." "Fine." "Fine, fine." "If you win, I will put up the final bottle of this Bordeaux." " It's a bet." " Fine." "Let's drink to it." "This is the 2007 wine of the year." "It is the second-best wine you will ever have." "Let me know how that tastes." "Cat piss, right?" "Yeah." "You stroke that thing any harder, it's gonna have to buy you dinner." "It's the softest thing that I have ever felt." "Of course that douche has to go out and get you a gift that makes all our gifts look crappy." "Hey, he is not a douche, okay?" "It's just a hoodie." "Anybody could have bought it." "Whoa!" "Not that hoodie." " It's an Henri Pétard." " What?" "He only uses wool made from the underbelly of goats who have spent their entire lives beings pampered, groomed, and gently masturbated." "I wish I was a goat." "Fine, but you know what?" "That does not mean that Brody went crazy on his gift." "Look." "See?" "He paid $40..." "For shipping." "Oh, my God!" "This thing cost $630?" "What?" "!" "The only way a hoodie is worth $630 if there's a $600 bill in those pockets." " These cost $630?" " I don't know." "I didn't check the price." "Do you think that impresses me?" "Not unless "impresses" means "makes angry."" " Why?" "What's going on?" " I can't keep this hoodie." " I thought you loved it." " I do love it." " I just don't want it." " Why don't you want it?" "I do want it." "I just can't keep it." "It costs more than my rent, and I don't want to be a snob." "Well, you're worse than a snob." "You're, like, a reverse snob." "How dare you, and what does that mean?" "It means that you purposely don't like things because they're expensive." "I just don't want this hoodie!" "Okay?" "It's not me, and if you think it is, then maybe you don't know me very well." "Just looks to me like you really love it." "Of course I love it!" "I just hate it!" "Again, not happy about you and the girl, but..." "Very happy to be right!" "See?" "You didn't need Brody's hoodie." " You got dogtagd!" " Yeah!" "Okay, we need to talk." "You can say a lot of bad things about me." "I work too hard, I use too much hair product..." "Wow, I'm really too self-critical." "But... the one thing you cannot say about me is that I'm not a thoughtful gift giver." "Bravo." "Save that for your $25-an-hour therapist." " Therapists make way more than that." " Seriously?" "Why am I not a therapist?" "I hate my parents." "Brody, the hoodie was beautiful." "You just didn't think it through." "Yeah, look, man, it's not your fault." "You only knew her for a few weeks." "We've known her for years." "That's why your gift sucked ass." "First of all, my gift did not suck ass." "Secondly, I know Jenny very well." "In fact, I would argue that my gift was the most thoughtful of anyone's here." "Oh, no." "I know you ain't talkin' to me." "Okay, Derrick, let's start with you." "Exactly how much thought did you put into getting Jenny that gift?" " I put a ton of thought into it." " What thought exactly was that?" "I looked in the box and I thought, "Hey, it's too small for me."" "And, Tori, you gave Jenny the gift of Internet fame, but you hadn't even checked to see if Jenny was even on Twitter." "In my defense, I'm not clear on her last name." "Tori, it's Miller." "It says it right here." "And I also went in on the dog poop with Derrick." "So you literally gave half a shit?" "Impressive." "Okay, let's talk about your gift, Harvard." "I have nothing to hide." "I mean, look at it." "My gift is all about Jenny." "Your gift is literally made of you." " Objection!" "Hearsay!" " Yes!" "We all heard you say it." "Withdrawn." "Now, Jenny, since we met, how many half-movies have we seen?" " I don't know." " I do." "Three." "We always leave early because you get too cold." " What's your point?" " My point is that I gave you the warmest thing that's ever been on your body." "And by the way, how does that hoodie fit?" "Fits perfectly, doesn't it?" "Is that an accident, or is it because" "I always hear you complain that a small fits too small and a medium fits too big, so I found the only hoodie that comes in a small and a half?" "And, Jenny, one final question." "What is that tiny, dirty blue square of soft fabric that lives on your pillow?" "My baba?" "I'm sorry, could you say that one more time for the room?" " Sure." "My baba." " Your baba!" "The blanket that you've had since you were a baby, and the softest thing your skin has ever touched." "Until that hoodie." "Now you can tell me that gift was too expensive, but you cannot say that it was thoughtless, because I promise you, no one has ever put more thought into getting a gift than I did for you." "I rest my case." "Mr. Mansfield, I, uh, just want you to know" "I understand why I'm not getting a bonus." "Well, that's a hell of an icebreaker." "Come on in." "Sit down." "I want to hear this." "Okay." "Well, uh, I realize now that I was content to hit my targets rather than exceed them." "Uh, some weekends, I simply skim the Nikkei reports." "And quite often, I use the office computers to search for Kardashian nip slips." "Well done, Mr. Wen." "That's the first time you've been self-critical since you've been with us, so it pleases me to give you... your bonus." "Thank you, sir." "You've done some real nice work on yourself." "'Cause as Carl Jung once said, "He who looks inside, awakes."" "I think it all started when my parents told me" "I was not good enough for a goldfish." "Get your feet the hell off my furniture, and take care of all of that personal crap on your ow time." "Go on, get out of here." "Mr. Moyer?" " Sir?" " Come on in." "Here's your bonus, son." "Please don't open it in here." "I have a certain image of you, and I don't want it ruined by seeing you giggle like a geisha." " I don't understand." " It's a Japanese hostess." "When they laugh, they cover their mouth, and they do this thing..." "No, I get the reference." "I-I just..." "I lost the bet." "Oh, come on, son, I'm not gonna take hard-earned money away from you just because you made a-a silly bet." "I'm a..." "I'm a businessman and I'm a grownup." "You will, however, notice in the memo section of that check," "I wrote, "Naa naa, na na na."" "Just to remind myself I was right." "Thank you, sir." "Jenny." "Can I help you?" "Hi, Mr. Mansfield, sir." "Um..." "I was just bringing Brody something work-related that he asked for." "Uh... a tampon and a nickel." "That's awkward." "Hi." "Um... what you did down there was really awesome." "And maybe I am a reverse snob." "I just..." "I have never had anything as nice as that hoodie before." "But then again, I've never dated a guy like you before." "Mmm." "Now can I please have my hoodie back?" "It's the only thing I've ever gotten that's better than my hole." "Oh, God, I've been telling that story for 20 years, and I just now heard how it sounds." "Yeah." "Okay..." " Well, Happy Birthday... again." " Thanks!" "So you coming downstairs for the party?" "Yeah." "I just have to do one thing first." " Okay." " Okay." "I thought you'd like to know that Jenny totally loved the hoodie, is even more into me than ever, and, uh..." "What's the other thing?" "Oh, yes!" "Naa naa, na na na!" "You'll find the bottle of Bordeaux behind you on that table." "It has your name on it with a "Congratulations" card next to it." "Wait." "So you knew all along that I'd win the bet?" "Of course I didn't know." "I don't have special powers." "Bless you." "Thank you." "No, I had hoped she was the kind of girl who could handle it." "Truth be told, my wife didn't come from money, either, although she got used to it pretty freaking quick." " So you ruined your wife?" " Oh, I ruined the hell out of her." "There's nothing better than ruining the right woman." "I hope I get the chance." "Thank you so much for the wine." "Open it on a special occasion, like maybe when... when you make partner." "Can I buy you a drink?" "Uh, actually, I brought something that I was gonna save for a special occasion, but this seems pretty special." "Oh, no, you know what?" "I'm not really a wine person." "Trust me, you are about to be." "Happy Birthday." "Ooh." "You know what would make this way better?" "Something bad has happened!" "Ooh." "Now that is delicious." "I love that I can't ruin you." "Although I think you ruined me for other girls." "What you looking for?" "I was just waiting for Harvard to come in with some sort of a douche-related insult." "Where is Harvard anyway?" " Good evening, officer." " What are you doing?" "I am digging a hole for a girl." "I bought her a present, and, she, uh, she hated it." "And I got pretty upset about that." "So..." "I said to myself, this is the answer." "Dig a hole, make it big enough, so she can get inside." "She is going to die." "What?"

"Forget it." "It's too risky." "I'm through doing that shit." "You always say that." "The same thing every time." ""l'm through, never again, too dangerous."" "I know that's what I always say." "I'm always right too." " You forget about it in a day or two." " The days of me forgetting are over." "The days of me remembering have just begun." "You know, when you go on like this, what you sound like ?" " I sound like a sensible fuckin' man." " You sound like a duck." " Quack, quack, quack." " Take heart, 'cause you're never gonna have to hear it again." "Since I'm never gonna do it again, you're never gonna have to hear me quack." " After tonight ?" " Correct." "I got all tonight to quack." " Can I get anyone more coffee ?" " Oh, yes !" " Thank you." " You're welcome." "I mean, the way it is now, you're takin' the same risk as when you rob a bank." "Takin' more of a risk." "Banks are easier." "Federal banks ain't supposed to stop you in any way during a robbery." "They're insured." "Why should they give a fuck ?" "I don't even need a gun in a Federal bank." "Heard about this one bloke, he walks into a bank with a portable phone." "He gives the phone to a teller." "The bloke on the other end says," ""We got this guy's little girl." "If you don't give him all your money, we're gonna kill her."" " Did it work ?" " Fuckin' right it worked." "That's what I'm talkin' about." "Knucklehead walks into a bank with a telephone." "Not a pistol, not a shotgun, a fuckin' phone." " Cleans the place out." "They don't lift a fuckin' finger." " Did they hurt the little girl ?" "There probably never was a little girl." "The point of the story isn't a little girl." "The point of the story is they robbed a bank with a telephone." " You want to rob banks ?" " I'm not saying I wanna rob banks." "I'm illustrating if we did, it'd be easier than what we've been doing." "No more liquor stores ?" "What've we been talkin' about ?" "Yeah, no more liquor stores." "Besides, it ain't the giggle it used to be." "There's too many foreigners own liquor stores." "Vietnamese, Koreans, don't even speak fuckin' English." "You tell 'em empty out the register, they don't know what you're talkin' about." "They make it too personal." " We keep on, one of these gook fuckers gonna make us kill him." " I'm not gonna kill anybody." "I don't want to either." "But they'll probably put us in a situation where it's us or them." "And if it's not the gooks, it's these old fuckin' Jews who've owned the store for 15 fucking generations." "You got Grandpa Irving sitting behind the counter with a fucking Magnum in his hand." "Try walking' into one of those places with nothing but a phone." "See how far that gets you." "Forget it." " We're out of it." " Well, what then, day jobs ?" " Not in this life." " What then ?" "Garçon, coffee !" "This place." "Garçon means boy." "This place ?" "A coffee shop ?" "What's wrong with that ?" "Nobody ever robs restaurants." "Why not ?" "Bars, liquor stores, gas stations; you get your head blown off sticking' up one of them." "Restaurants, on the other hand, you catch with their pants down." "They're not expectin' to get robbed." "Not as expecting' anyway." " I bet you could cut down on the hero factor in a place like this." " Correct." "Same as banks, these places are insured." "Manager." "He don't give a fuck." "They're just trying to get you out before you start plugging' the diners." "Waitresses." "Fuckin' forget it." "No way they're takin' a bullet for the register." "Busboys." "Some wetback gettin' paid $1.50 an hour... really give a fuck you're stealin' from the owner ?" "Customers sitting' there with food in their mouths, they don't know what's goin' on." "One minute, they're havin' a Denver omelet, the next, someone is stickin' a gun in their face." "See, I got the idea the last liquor store we stuck up, remember ?" " All the customers kept comin' in." " Yeah." "You got the idea of takin' their wallets." "Now, that was a good idea." " Thank you." " Made more from the wallets than we did from the register." " Yes, we did." " A lot of people come to restaurants." " A lot of wallets." " Pretty smart, huh ?" "Pretty smart." "I'm ready." "Let's do it." "Right now, right here." " Come on." " All right." "Same as last time, remember ?" "You're crowd control." "I'll handle the employees." " I love you, Pumpkin." " I love you, Honey Bunny." "Everybody be cool !" "This is a robbery !" "Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfuckin' last one of you." "and I'll execute every motherfuckin' last one of you." " Jungle boogie" " Get down with the boogie" " Jungle boogie" " Get it on" " Jungle boogie" " Get down with the boogie" " Jungle boogie" " Get it on" " Jungle boogie" " Get up with the boogie" " Jungle boogie" " Get up with the get down" " Jungle boogie" " Get down and boogie" " Jungle boogie" " Shake it around" " Okay, so tell me again about the hash bars." " Okay, what you want to know ?" " Hash is legal there, right ?" " It's legal, but it ain't 100% legal." "You just can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint and start puffing' away." "I mean, they want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places." " Those are hash bars ?" " Yeah." "It breaks down like this." "It's legal to buy it." "It's legal to own it." "And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it." "It's illegal to carry it, but-but that doesn't matter, 'cause get a load of this." "If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you." " I mean, that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have." " Oh, man !" "I'm goin'." "That's all there is to it." "I'm fuckin' goin'." "I know, baby." "You'd dig it the most." " But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is ?" " What ?" "It's the little differences." "I mean, they got the same shit over there that they got here," " but it's just there, it's a little different." " Example." "You can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer." "And I don't mean just like no paper cup." "I'm talkin' about a glass of beer." "And in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's." "You know what they call... a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese in Paris ?" "They don't call it a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese ?" "They got the metric system." "They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter-Pounder is." " What do they call it ?" " They call it a Royale with Cheese." " Royale with Cheese." " That's right." "What do they call a Big Mac ?" "Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac." "Le Big Mac." " What do they call a Whopper ?" " I don't know." "I didn't go into Burger King." " You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup ?" " What ?" " Mayonnaise." " Goddamn !" " I seen 'em do it, man." "They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit." " Yuck." "We should have shotguns for this kind of deal." " How many up there ?" " Three or four." " That's countin' our guy ?" " Not sure." " So that means that it could be up to five guys up there ?" " It's possible." "We should have fuckin' shotguns." " What's her name ?" " Mia." " Mia." "How did Marsellus and her meet ?" " I don't know." "However people meet people." "She used to be a actress." "Oh, really ?" "She do anything I'd have seen ?" " I think her biggest deal was she starred in a pilot." " Pilot ?" "What's a pilot ?" " Well, you know the shows on TV ?" " I don't watch TV." "Yeah, but you are aware that there is an invention called television," " and on this invention they show shows, right ?" " Yeah." "The way they pick TV shows is they make one show." "That show's called a pilot." "Then they show that one show to the people who pick shows... and on the strength of that one show, they decide if they wanna make more shows." "Some get chosen and become television programs." "Some don't, become nothing'." "She starred in one of the ones that became nothing." "You remember Antwan Rockamora ?" "Half-black, half-Samoan." "Used to call him "Tony Rocky Horror."" " Yeah, maybe." "Fat, right ?" " I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat." "I mean, he got a weight problem." "What's a nigger gonna do ?" "He's Samoan." " I think I know who you mean." "What about him ?" " Marsellus fucked him up good." "Word 'round the campfire is it was on account of Marsellus Wallace's wife." " So what he'd do ?" "Fuck her ?" " No, no, no, no, no." "Nothin' that bad." " Well, then what then ?" " He gave her a foot massage." "A foot massage ?" " That's it ?" " Mm-hmm." "Then what'd Marsellus do ?" "Sent a couple cats over to his place." "They took him out on his patio." "Threw his ass over the balcony." "Nigger fell four stories." "He had a little garden down at the bottom enclosed in glass, like a greenhouse." "Nigger fell through that." "Since then, he kind of developed a speech impediment." " That's a damn shame." " Hmm." " But still, you play with matches, you get burned." " What do you mean ?" "You don't be givin' Marsellus Wallace's new bride a foot massage." "You don't think he overreacted ?" "Antwan didn't expect Marsellus to react the way he did, but he had to expect a reaction." "It was a foot massage." "A foot massage is nothin'." "I give my mother a foot massage." "It's laying your hands in a familiar way on Marsellus's new wife." "I mean, is it as bad as eatin' her pussy out ?" "No, but it's the same fuckin' ballpark." "Whoa, stop right there." "Eatin' the bitch out... and givin' the bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fucking thing." " It's not." "It's the same ballpark." " Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither." "Now, look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine." "But touching' his wife's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies... ain't the same fuckin' ballpark;" "it ain't the same league;" "it ain't the same fuckin' sport." " Foot massages don't mean shit !" " Have you ever given a foot massage ?" "Don't be tellin' me about foot massages." " I'm the foot fuckin' master." " You given a lot of them ?" "Shit, yeah !" "Got my technique down and everything." "I don't be tickling' or nothin'." "Would you give a guy a foot massage ?" " Fuck you." " You give 'em a lot ?" " Fuck you." " You know, I'm kind of tired." "I could use a foot massage." " Yo, yo, yo, man." "You best back off." "I'm gettin' a little pissed here." " This is the door." " Yeah, it is." "What time you got ?" "7:22 in the a.m." "No, it ain't quite time yet." "Come on." "Let's hang back." "Look, just 'cause I wouldn't give no man a foot massage don't make it right... for Marsellus to throw Antwan off a building into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks;" "that shit ain't right." "Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I kill the motherfucker." "I ain't sayin' it's right, but you sayin' a massage don't mean nothin'." "I'm sayin' it does." "Now, look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant somethin'." "We act like they don't, but they do." "That's what's so fuckin' cool about them." "There's a sensuous thing goin' on... where you don't talk about it, but you know it and she knows it." "Fuckin' Marsellus knew it." "And Antwan should've fuckin' better known better." "That's his fuckin' wife, man." "This ain't a man with a sense of humor about this shit." "You know what I'm sayin' ?" "It's an interestin' point." "Come on." "Let's get into character." " What's her name again ?" " Mia." " Mia." " Why you so interested in big man's wife ?" "He's goin' out of town, Florida." "And he asked me if I'd take care of her while he's gone." " Take care of her ?" " No, man." "Just take her out." "Show her a good time." "Make sure she don't get lonely." "You're gonna be takin' Mia Wallace out on a date ?" "It is not a date." "It's just like if you were gonna take your buddy's wife to a movie or somethin'." " It's just good company, that's all." " It's not a date." "It's definitely not a date." "Hey, kids." "How you boys doin' ?" "Hey, keep chilling'." "You know who we are ?" "We're associates of your business partner, Marsellus Wallace." "You do remember your business partner, don't you ?" "Now, let me take a wild guess here." " You're Brett, right ?" " Yeah." "I thought so." "You remember your business partner Marsellus Wallace, don't ya, Brett ?" "Yeah, I remember." "Good." "Looks like me and Vincent caught you boys at breakfast." "Sorry about that." "Whatcha having' ?" "Hamburgers." "Hamburgers !" "The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast." "What kind of hamburgers ?" " Uh, ch-cheeseburgers." " No, no, no." "Where'd you get 'em ?" "McDonald's, Wendy's, Jack-in-the-Box ?" " Where ?" " Uh, Big Kahuna Burger." "Big Kahuna Burger !" "That's that Hawaiian burger joint." "I hear they got some tasty burgers." "I ain't never had one myself." "How are they ?" "They're" " They're good." "You mind if I try one of yours ?" " This is yours here, right ?" " Yeah." "Mmmm." "This is a tasty burger !" "Vincent !" "You ever had a Big Kahuna burger ?" "Want a bite ?" "They're real tasty." " I ain't hungry." " Well, if you like burgers, give 'em a try sometime." "Me, I can't usually get 'em 'cause my girlfriend's a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian." "But I do love the taste of a good burger." "Mmmm." "You know what they call a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese in France ?" " No." " Tell 'em, Vincent." " A Royale with Cheese." " A Royale with Cheese." "You know why they call it that ?" "Uh, because of the metric system ?" "Check out the big brain on Brett !" "You're a smart motherfucker." "That's right." "The metric system." " What's in this ?" " Sprite." "Sprite." "Good." "You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with ?" "Go right ahead." "That hit the spot." "You." "Flock of Seagulls." "You know why we're here ?" " Why don't you tell my man Vince here where you got the shit hid." " It's over" "I don't remember asking' you a goddamned thing !" "You were sayin' ?" "It's in the cupboard." "N-No, the one by your kn-knees." "We happy ?" "Vincent ?" " We happy ?" " Yeah, we happy." "Look, I'm sorry, uh, l-- I didn't get your name." "I got yours." "Vincent." "Right ?" "B-But I never got yours." " My name's Pitt, and your ass ain't talkin' your way outta this shit." " No, no, no." "I just want you to know how" "I just want you to know how sorry we are th-that things got so fucked up... with us and Mr. Wallace." "W-We got into this thing with the best intentions." "Really." "I never" "Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration ?" " I didn't mean to do that." "Please." "Continue." "You were saying something about "best intentions."" "What's the matter ?" "Oh, you were finished !" "Oh, well, allow me to retort." "What does Marsellus Wallace look like ?" "What ?" " What country you from ?" " What ?" " "What" ain't no country I ever heard of." "They speak English in What ?" " W-What ?" " English, motherfucker !" "Do you speak it ?" " Yes !" " Then you know what I'm sayin' !" " Yes." "Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like !" " What ?" "l" " Say "what" again !" "Say "what" again !" "I dare ya !" "I double dare you, motherfucker !" " Say "what" one more goddamn time !" " H-H-He's black." " Go on !" " He's bald !" " Does he look like a bitch ?" " What ?" "Does he look..." "like a bitch ?" " No !" " Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch ?" " I didn't." " Yes, you did." "Yes, you did, Brett !" " You tried to fuck him." " No, no." "But Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace." " You read the Bible, Brett ?" " Yes !" "Well, there's this passage I got memorized." "Sort of fits this occasion." "Ezekiel 25:17." ""The path of the righteous man... is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish... and the tyranny of evil men." "Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper... and the finder of lost children." "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance... and furious anger... those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers !" "And you will know My name is the Lord... when I lay My vengeance upon thee !"" "I think you gonna find... when all this shit is over and done" "I think you're gonna find yourself one smiling' motherfucker." "The thing is, Butch, right now..." "you got ability." "But painful as it may be, ability... don't last." "And your days are just about over." "Now, that's a hard motherfuckin' fact of life." "But that's a fact of life your ass is gonna have to get realistic about." "You see, this business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers." "Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine." "If you mean it turns to vinegar... it does." "If you mean it gets better with age... it don't." "Besides, Butch, how many fights you think you got in you anyway ?" "Hmm ?" "Two ?" "Boxers don't have an old-timers' day." "You came close, but you never made it." "And if you were gonna make it, you would have made it before now." "You my nigger ?" "Certainly appears so." "The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting." "That's pride fuckin' with you." "Fuck pride !" "Pride only hurts." "It never helps." "You fight through that shit." "'Cause a year from now, when you kickin' it in the Caribbean, you gonna say to yourself, "Marsellus Wallace was right."" "I got no problem with that, Mr. Wallace." "In the fifth, your ass goes down." "Say it." "In the fifth, my ass goes down." "Yo, Vincent Vega." "Our man in Amsterdam." "Jules Winfield, our man in Inglewood." "Get your asses on in here." " Goddamn, nigger, what's up with them clothes ?" " You don't even want to know." "Where's the big man ?" "The big man's right over there takin' care of some business." "Why don't you hang back a second or two." "You see the white boy leave, go on over." "How ya been ?" " I been doin' pretty good." "How 'bout yourself ?" " All right." "So I hear you're takin' Mia out tomorrow." "At Marsellus's request." " Have you met Mia ?" " Not yet." " What's so fuckin' funny ?" " Not a goddamn thing." " I got to piss." "Look, I'm not a fuckin' idiot, all right ?" "It's the big man's wife." "I'm gonna sit across from her, chew my food with my mouth closed," "laugh at her fuckin' jokes, and that's it." "Hey, my name's Paul, and this shit's between y'all." "Then what'd you fuckin' ask me about it for ?" "Asshole." " Gimme a pack of Red Apples." " Filters ?" "No." " You lookin' at somethin', friend ?" " You ain't my friend, palooka." "What was that ?" "I think you heard me just fine, punchy." "Vincent Vega's in the house ?" "My nigger, get your ass over here." " What's up ?" " Man, I'm really sorry." "You shouldn't worry about it." "Pack of Red Apples. $1.40." "And some matches." "Thanks." "It's as if it turns every part of your body into the tip of a penis." " Whoa." " I'll lend it to you." "It's a great book on piercing." "That gun to pierce your ears, they don't use that to pierce your nipples, do they ?" "Forget that gun." "That guns goes against the entire idea behind piercing." "All my piercing, 18 places on my body, every one of 'em done with a needle." "Five in each ear, one through the nipple of my left breast, two in my right nostril, one in my left eyebrow, one in my belly, one in my lip, one in my clit," " and I wear a stud in my tongue." " Excuse me." "I was just curious, but, um... why would you wear a stud in your tongue ?" "Sex thing." "Helps fellatio." "Vincenzo." "Step in my office." "This is Panda from Mexico." "Very good stuff." "Now, that's Bava." "Different, but equally good." "And that is Choco from the Harz Mountains of Germany." "Now, the first two are the same." "300 a gram." "Those are friend prices." "But this one is a little more expensive." "This is 500 a gram." "But, when you shoot it, you will know where that extra money went." "There's nothing wrong with these two." "This is real, real, real good shit." "But this one is a fuckin' madman." "Remember, I just got back from Amsterdam." "Am I a nigger ?" "Are we in Inglewood ?" "No." "You're in my home." "Now, white people who know the difference... between good shit and bad shit, this is the house they come to." "Now, my shit, I'll take the Pepsi Challenge with that Amsterdam shit..." " any old day of the fuckin' week." " That's a bold statement." "This ain't Amsterdam, Vince." "This is a seller's market." "Coke is fuckin' dead as... dead." "Heroin, it's comin' back in a big fuckin' way." " All right." "Gimme three grams of madman." " Okay." "Now, if it's as good as you say it is, I'll come back and buy another thousand." "I just hope that I still have some left for ya, but I'm givin' you some out of my own private stash." "That is what a nice guy I am." " I'm outta balloons." "Is a baggie all right ?" " Yeah, that's cool." "All right." "I'll just get one for ya." "Honey, will you get me some baggies and, uh, twistix from the kitchen ?" "Okay." "Hey, uh, what do you think about Trudi ?" "She ain't got a boyfriend." " You wanna hang out and get high ?" " Which one's Trudi ?" "The one with all the shit in her face ?" "No, that's Jody." "That's my wife." " I'm sorry, man." " Thank you." " No, I can't." "I gotta be someplace." " All right, no problemo." " I'll take a rain check." " Oh." " Thank you, Jody." "Still got your Malibu ?" "Oh, man, you know what some fucker did the other day ?" " What ?" " Fuckin' keyed it." " Oh, man, that's fucked up." " Tell me about it." "I had it in storage for three years." "It was out five days, and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it." "They should be fuckin' killed, man." "No trial, no jury, straight to execution." "I wish I could've caught him doin' it." "I'd have given anything to catch that asshole." " It'd been worth him doin' it just so I could've caught him." " What a fucker !" "What's more chicken-shit than fuckin' with a man's automobile ?" " Don't fuck with another man's vehicle." " You don't do it." " It's just against the rules." " Thank you." "Thank you." " Mind if I shoot up here ?" " Hey, mi casa es su casa." "Muchas gracias." "Hi, Vincent." "I'm getting dressed." "The door's open." "Come inside and make yourself a drink." "Mia." "Hello ?" "Billy Raye was a preacher's son and when his daddy would visit he'd come along" "Vincent." "Vincent." "I'm on the intercom." "Where is-- Where is the intercom ?" "It's on the wall by the two African fellows." "To your right." "Warm." "Warmer." "Disco." "Hello ?" "Push the button if you want to talk." "Hello ?" "Go make yourself a drink, and I'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail." "The bar's by the fireplace." "Okay." "When he started sweet talkin' to me" "He come and tell me everything is all right" "He'd kiss me and tell me everything is all right" "Can I get away again tonight" "The only one who could ever reach me" "Was the son of a preacher man" "The only boy who could ever teach me" "Was the son of a preacher man Yes, he was" "He was" " Lord he knows he was" " Yes he was" "How will I remember" "The look was in his eyes" "Stealing kisses from me on the sly" "Taking time to make time" "Telling me that he's all mine" " Learning from each other's knowin'" "Looking to see how much we've grown" "And the only one who could ever reach me" "Was the son of a preacher man" "The only boy who could ever teach me" "Was the son of a preacher man Yes, he was" " Was, was" " He was" " Oh, yes he was" "Let's go." "What the fuck is this place ?" "This is Jackrabbit Slim's." " An Elvis man should love it." " Come on, Mia." "Let's go get a steak." " You can get a steak here, daddy-o." "Don't be a" "Oh, after you, kitty-cat." "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." "Now, how may I help you ?" " There's a reservation under Wallace." " Wallace ?" " We reserved a car." "Oh, a car." "Why don't you seat 'em over there in the Chrysler." "School get out, baby Gonna tell you some news" "Sure do look good in them baby doll shoes" "One, two, buckle the shoes Three, four, get out on the floor" "Five, six, come get your kicks down at the corner of Lincoln and 46th, yeah" "All right" "I've been waitin' in school all day long" "Waiting on the bell to ring so I can go home" "Throw my books on the table Pick up the telephone" " Come on, baby" " Coffee, please ?" "Decaf." " Just a minute." " Heading down to the drugstore to get a soda pop" "Throw a nickel in the jukebox Then we start to rock" "School's out, baby Gonna tell you some news" "You sure do look good in them baby doll shoes" "Well, it's one, two Buckle the shoes" "Three, four Get out on the floor" "Five, six, come get your kicks down at the corner of Lincoln and 46th" "Gonna rock all night Just wait and see" "Ricky, Ricky, Ricky !" "Let's hear it for Ricky Nelson !" " Fantastic job, Rick." "Thank you very much." " Vincent !" "Just to let you all know, Ricky will be back in the second half of our show, so we hope you enjoy your meals here at Jackrabbit Slim's." "Thank you." "Call for..." " Phil-lip Mor-ris." " What do you think ?" "I think it's like a wax museum with a pulse." "Hi, I'm Buddy." "What can I get you ?" "Let's see, steak, steak, steak." "Oh, yeah, I'll have the Douglas Sirk steak." " I'll have that." " How do you want that cooked ?" " Burned to a crisp or bloody as hell ?" " Bloody as hell, and" "Oh, yeah, look at this-- vanilla Coke." "What about you, Peggy Sue ?" "I'll have the..." "Durward Kirby burger, bloody." "And... a five-dollar shake." "How do you want that shake, Martin and Lewis, or Amos 'n Andy ?" " Martin and Lewis." " Did you just order a five-dollar shake ?" "Mm-hmm." "That's a shake ?" "That's milk and ice cream ?" " Last I heard." " That's five dollars ?" "You don't put bourbon in it or nothin' ?" " No." " Just checking." "I'll be right back with your drinks." "To Lonesome Town" "To cry my troubles away" "Could you, um..." "roll me one of those, cowboy ?" "You can have this one, cowgirl." " Thanks." "The streets are filled with regret" "Think nothin' of it." "Lay me down in Lonesome Town" " I can learn to forget" " So..." "Marsellus said you just got back from Amsterdam." " Sure did." " How long were you there ?" "Just over three years." "I go there about once a year to chill out for a month." "No kiddin' ?" "I didn't know that." "Why would you ?" "I heard you did a pilot." " That was my 15 minutes." " What was it ?" "It was a show about a team of female secret agents called Fox Force Five." " What ?" " Fox Force Five." "Fox, as in were a bunch of foxy chicks." "Force, as in we're a force to be reckoned with." "And five, as in there's one-two-three-four-five of us." "There was a blond one, Sommerset O'Neal." "She was the leader." "The Japanese fox was a kung fu master." "The black girl was a demolition expert." "French fox's speciality was sex." " What was your speciality ?" " Knives." "The character I played, Raven McCoy, her background was she grew up raised by circus performers." "According to the show, she was the deadliest woman in the world with a knife." "And she knew a zillion old jokes." "Her grandfather, an old vaudevillian, taught her." "And if we would have got picked up, they would've worked in a gimmick... where every show I would've told another joke." "You know any of them old jokes ?" "Well, I only got the chance to say one 'cause we only did one show." " Tell me." " It's corny." "Don't be that way." "Tell me." " No, you wouldn't like it, and I'd be embarrassed." " You'd be embarr" "You told 50 million people, and you can't tell me ?" " I promise I won't laugh." " That's what I'm afraid of, Vince." "That's not what I meant." "You know it." "Now I'm definitely not gonna tell you 'cause it's been built up too much." "What a gyp." "Martin and Lewis." "Vanilla Coke." "Mmm." "Yummy." "You think I could have a sip of that ?" "Be my guest." "I gotta know what a five-dollar shake tastes like." " You can use my straw." "I don't have cooties." " Yeah, but maybe I do." "Cooties I can handle." "All right." "Goddamn, that's a pretty fuckin' good milkshake !" "Told ya." "I don't know if it was worth $5, but it's pretty fuckin' good." " Don't you hate that ?" " Hate what ?" "Uncomfortable silences." "Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable ?" "I don't know." "That's a good question." "That's when you know you found somebody really special." "When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence." "Well, I don't think we're quite there yet, but don't feel bad." "We just met each other." "I'll tell you what." "I'm gonna go to the bathroom and powder my nose." "You sit here..." "and think of something to say." "I'll do that." "Okay." "I said goddamn !" "Goddamn !" "Goddamn." "I need some hair spray." "Mmmm." "Don't you just love it when you come back from the bathroom to find your food waiting for you ?" "We're lucky we got anything at all." "I don't think Buddy Holly's much of a waiter." "Maybe we should've sat in Marilyn Monroe's section." " Which one ?" "There's two Monroes." " No, there's not." "That is Marilyn Monroe." "That is Mamie Van Doren." "I don't see Jayne Mansfield, so she must have the night off." " Pretty smart." " Yeah." "I got my moments." " So did you think of somethin' to say ?" " Actually, I did." "However... you seem like a really nice person, and l" " I don't want to offend you." " Oooh." "This doesn't sound like the usual, mindless, boring, gettin'-to-know-you chitchat." "This sounds like you actually have somethin' to say." "Well, well, I do." "I do." " But you have to promise not to be offended." " No, no." "You can't promise somethin' like that." "I have no idea what you're gonna ask me." "You can ask me what you're gonna ask me, and my natural response could be to get offended." "Then, through no fault of my own, I would have broken my promise." " Let's just forget it." " That's an impossibility." "Trying to forget anything as intriguing as this would be an exercise in futility." " Is that a fact ?" " And besides," " isn't it more, uh, exciting when you don't have permission ?" " All right, all right." "Well, here goes." "What did you think about what happened to Antwan ?" " Who's Antwan ?" " Tony Rocky Horror." "You know him." " He fell out of a window." " Hmm." "Hmm." "Well, that is one way to say it." "Another way to say it would be that he was thrown out." "Another way would be he was thrown out by Marsellus." "Yet even another way is to say he was thrown out of a window by Marsellus because of you." " Is that a fact ?" " No." "No, it's not a fact." "It's just what I heard." "That's just what I heard." " Who told you ?" " They." ""They" talk a lot, don't they ?" "They certainly do." "They certainly do." " Don't be shy, Vincent." "What else did "they" say ?" " I'm" " I'm not shy." " Um" " Did it involve the "F" word ?" "No, no, no, no, no." "They just said that Antwan had given you a foot massage." " And ?" " And" " And nothin'." "That's it." "You heard Marsellus... threw Tony Rocky Horror out of a fourth-story window for giving me a foot massage ?" " Mm-hmm." " And you believe that ?" "Well, at the time I was told it sounded reasonable." "Marsellus throwing Tony out of a fourth-story window... for massaging my feet seemed reasonable ?" "No, it seemed excessive, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen." "I understand that Marsellus is very protective of you." "A husband being protective of his wife is one thing." "A husband almost killing another man for touching his wife's feet is something else." "But did it happen ?" "Only thing Antwan ever touched of mine was my hand when he shook it... at my wedding." "Really ?" "Truth is, nobody knows why Marsellus threw Tony out that window... except Marsellus and Tony." "When you little scamps get together, you're worse than a sewing circle." "Ladies and gentlemen." "Now the moment you've all been waiting for." "The world-famous Jackrabbit Slim's twist contest." "Now, this is where one lucky couple... will win this handsome trophy that Marilyn here is holding." "Now, who will be our first contestants ?" " Right here !" " All right !" " I wanna dance." " No, no, no, no, no." "No, no, no, no, no." "I do believe Marsellus, my husband, your boss, told you to take me out and do whatever I wanted." "Now I wanna dance;" "I wanna win;" "I want that trophy." " So dance good." " All right." "You asked for it." " So dance good." " All right." "You asked for it." "Let's hear it for our first contestants." "Now let's meet our first contestants here this evening." "Young lady, what is your name ?" "Mrs. Mia Wallace." "And how 'bout your fella here ?" "Vincent Vega." "All right, let's see what you can do." "Take it away !" " Go for it." " Come on !" "It was a teenage wedding and the old folks wished them well" "You could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselle" "And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell" "C'est la vie say the old folks It goes to show you never can tell" "They furnished off an apartment with a two-room Roebucks sale" "The 'coolerador was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale" "But when Pierre found work the little money comin' worked out well" "C'est la vie say the old folks It goes to show you never can tell" "They had a hi-fi phono and boy did they let it blast" "Seven hundred little records all rock, rhythm and jazz" "But when the sun went down the rapid tempo of the music fell" "C'est la vie say the old folks It goes to show you never can tell" "They had a teenage wedding and the old folks wished them well" "You could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselle" "Is that what you call an uncomfortable silence ?" "I don't know what you call that." " Drinks !" "Music !" "I'm gonna take a piss." "That's a little bit more information than I needed, but go right ahead." "Girl" "Bomp, bomp, bom" "You'll be a woman soon" "I love you so much Can't count all the ways" "I'd die for you, girl and all they can say is" "He's not your kind" "You never get tired of putting me down and I never know when I come around" "What I'm gonna find" "Don't let them make up your mind" "Don't you know, girl" "You'll be a woman soon" "One drink, and that's it." "Don't be rude." "Drink your drink, but do it quickly." "Say good night..." "and go home." "You'll be a woman soon" "Soon" "You'll be a woman" "I've been misunderstood for all of my life" "But what they're sayin', girl it cuts like a knife" "The boy's no good" "Well, I've finally have found what I been lookin' for" "But if they get a chance they'll end it for sure Sure they would" "Baby, I've done all I could" "You see, this is a moral test of oneself." "Whether or not you can maintain loyalty." "Because... being loyal is very important." "You never get tired of putting me down and I never know when I come around" "What I'm gonna find" "Don't let them make up your mind" "Don't you know, girl" "You'll be a woman soon" "Please" "Come take my hand" "Girl" "You'll be a woman soon" "Please" "Come take my hand" " Girl" " Hello" "So, you're gonna go out there and you're gonna say, "Good night." "I've had a very lovely evening."" "Walk out the door, get in the car, go home, jerk off, and that's all you gonna do." "Now it's up to you, girl" "You'll be a woman soon" " Please" "Come take my hand" " Girl" " You'll be a woman soon" "Soon" "You'll be a woman" "All right, Mia." "So listen, I gotta go, all right ?" "Oh, Jesus fucking Christ." "You fu-- Oh, Jesus Christ !" "Oh, fuck me." "Fuck me !" "Oh" " Come on, girl." "We're gettin' outta here." "We gotta walk now." "Don't fuckin' die on me, Mia !" "Fuck !" "Answer." "Have you got the ring ?" " Why, certainly." " Join hands, you two lovebirds." "Please !" "Please !" "Yes, yes." "Hold hands, you lovebirds." "Fuck you, Lance !" "Answer !" "Now what do you say ?" "I give up !" "I'll marry you !" " Lance !" "The goddamn phone's ringing !" "I can hear it." "I thought you told those fuckin' assholes never to call here this late !" "Yeah, I told them." "And that is exactly what I'm going to tell this fucking asshole right now." "Don't you dare strike me !" " Hello." "Lance !" "Vincent." "I'm in big fuckin' trouble, man." "I'm coming to your house." "W-Whoa." "Whoa." "Hold your horses, man." "W-What's the problem ?" " I got this chick, she's fuckin' O.D.in' on me !" " Well, don't bring her here !" "I'm not even joking with you !" "Do not be bringing some fucked-up pooh-bah to my house !" " No choice." " Wh" " She's O.D.in' ?" " She's fuckin' dyin' on me, man !" " Just dandy." "Okay, then you bite the fuckin' bullet, take her to a hospital and call a lawyer." " Negative !" " This is not my fuckin' problem, man !" "You fucked her up, you fuckin' deal with this !" "Uh, are you talkin' to me on a cellular phone ?" "I don't know you." "Who is this ?" "Don't come here !" "I'm hanging up the phone !" "Prank caller !" "Prank caller !" " What the hell was that ?" "Have you lost your fucking mind ?" " You were talking about drug shit on a cellular phone !" " Lance, help me." " You crashed your car into my fucking house !" " Grab her feet." "Are you deaf ?" "You are not bringing this fucked-up bitch into my house !" "This "fucked-up bitch" is Marsellus Wallace's wife." " Do you know who Marsellus Wallace is ?" " Yeah." "If she croaks on me, I am a fucking grease spot !" "I will be forced to tell him that you did not help and let her die on your lawn." "Now, come on." "Help me, help me." "Pick her up." " Shit." "Lance !" "Shit." "It's 1:30 in the goddamn morning." "What the fuck's going on out here ?" "Who's she ?" "Go to the fridge and get the thing with the adrenalin shot." " What's wrong with her ?" " She's O.D.ing !" " Get her outta here !" " Get the shot !" " Fuck you !" "Fuck you too !" " What a fuckin' bitch." "Just keep talking to her, all right ?" "She's gettin' the shot." "I'm going to go get my little black medical book." "What the fuck you need a medical book for ?" "I've never had to give an adrenalin shot before !" "I don't go joy-poppin' with bubble-gummers !" "My friends can handle their highs !" " Get the shot !" " I am, if you'll let me !" " I ain't stopping you !" " Stop talking to me." "Start talking to her !" " Get the shot !" " All right !" "Hurry up." "We're losing her !" " I'm looking as fast as I can !" "What's he looking for ?" " I don't know." "Some book." " What are you looking for ?" " A little black medical book." " What are you looking for ?" "My little black medical book !" "It's like a textbook they give to nurses." " I never saw no medical book." " Trust me." "I have one." " If it's so important, why don't you keep it with the shot ?" " I don't know !" " Stop bothering me !" " While you're looking, that girl's gonna die on our carpet." "You're never gonna find anything in this mess !" " I'm gonna fucking kill you if you don't shut up !" " Lance, get in here !" " Right ?" "Pig." " Get the fuck outta my way." " Quit fuckin' around and give her the shot." " While I'm doing this, you take off her shirt and find her heart." " Does it gotta be exact ?" " We're giving her a shot in the heart, so it's gotta be exact." "I don't know exactly where her heart is." "I think it's right here." " That's it." " All right, what I need is a big, fat magic marker." " You got it ?" " What ?" "A magic marker." "A felt pen !" "A fuckin' black magic marker !" "Christ." " Come on, man." "Hurry up !" " Fuck !" "Okay, okay." "Okay." "I think it's ready." " Hurry up, man." " I'll tell you what to do." " You're gonna give her the shot." " No, you're gonna give her the shot." " I ain't giving her the shot." "I never done this before." " I never done this either !" "I ain't starting now !" "You brought her here." "You give her the shot." "The day I bring an O.D.ing bitch to your house, then I give her the shot." "Give it to me." "Give me that." "All right, tell me what to do." "Okay, you're giving her an injection of adrenalin straight to her heart." " But she's got a breastplate-- You gotta pierce through that." "You gotta bring the needle down in a stabbing motion." " I gotta" " I gotta stab her three times ?" " No, just stab her once !" "But it's gotta be hard enough to get through her breastplate into her heart." "Once you do that, you p-press down on the p-plunger." " Okay." "Then what happens ?" " Kinda curious about that myself." "This ain't no fuckin' joke !" "Am I gonna kill her ?" " She's supposed to come out of it like that." "It's" " All right, count to three." " All right." "Ready ?" " One." "Two." "Three !" "If you're all right, then say something." "Something." "That was fuckin' trippy." " Ohh." " Oh, man." "Mia." "Mia." "What's" "What's your thoughts on-- on-- on how to handle this ?" "What's yours ?" "Well, I'm of the opinion that if Marsellus lived his whole life, he doesn't need to know nothing about this incident." "If Marsellus knew about this incident," "I'd be in as much trouble as you." "I seriously doubt that." "I can keep a secret if you can." "Shake on it ?" "Mum's the word ?" "Cool." "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack." "Vincent." "Do you wanna hear my Fox Force Five joke ?" "Sure." "Except I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh." "No, you won't laugh 'cause it's not funny." "But if you still wanna hear it, I'll tell it." " I can't wait." " Okay." "Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street." "Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato." "Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets really angry." "Goes back and squishes him and says," ""Ketchup."" "Ketchup." "See you around." "Oh, that Paddlefoot." "He funny, silly dog." "He think totem pole alive !" "He arctic tenderfoot !" "That totem pole been here forever !" " Butch ?" "One more thing, and we'll start for" " Butch, stop watching TV for a second." " Yeah ?" " You've got a special visitor." " Stand up." "Stand up." "Now, do you remember when I told you your daddy died in a P.O.W. camp ?" "Well, this here is Captain Koons." "He was in the P.O.W. camp with Daddy." "Hello, little man." "Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you." "See, I was a good friend of your dad's." "We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together... over five years." "Hopefully... you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your dad were... for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other." "If it'd been me who'd-- not made it," "Major Coolidge'd be talking right now to my son Jim." "But the way it turned out, I'm talking to you." "Butch..." "I got something for ya." "This watch I got here... was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War." "It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee." "Made by the first company to ever make wristwatches." "Up 'til then, people just carried pocket watches." "It was bought by Private Doughboy Erine Coolidge... on the day he set sail for Paris." "This was your great-grandfather's war watch, and he wore it every day he was in that war, and... when he'd done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off, put it in an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed... until your granddad, Dane Coolidge, was called upon by his country... to go overseas and fight the Germans once again." "This time they called it World War ll." "Your great-grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck." "Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's." "Dane was a Marine, and he was killed... along with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island." "Your granddad was facing death." "He knew it." "None of those boys ever had any illusions about leaving that island alive, so three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport, name of Winocki-- a man he'd never met before in his life" "to deliver to his infant son, who he'd never seen in the flesh, his gold watch." "Three days later, your granddad was dead, but Winocki kept his word." "After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father his dad's gold watch." "This watch." "This watch was on your daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi." "He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp." "He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch, it'd be confiscated, taken away." "The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright." "He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy, yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it in one place he knew he could hide something-- his ass." "Five long years he wore this watch up his ass." "Then he died of dysentery-- He give me the watch." "I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years." "Then... after seven years, I was sent home to my family and... now..." "little man, I give the watch to you." "It's time, Butch." "ln the heavyweight division," " in the right corner wearing the blue trunks, weighing 210 pounds," "Floyd Ray Wilson !" "It's official." "It's official." " Wilson is dead !" " Well, Dan, that had to be the bloodiest, hands down, the most brutal fight this city's ever seen." "Coolidge was out of there faster than I've ever seen a victorious boxer leave the ring." " Do you think he knew Wilson was dead ?" " My guess would be yes." "I could see the frenzy in his eyes give way to the realization of what he was doing." " I think any man would've left the ring that fast." " Do you feel this tragedy... is gonna affect the world of boxing ?" "A tragedy like this can't help but shake the world of boxing to its very foundations." "It's of paramount importance, during the sad weeks ahead, the eyes of the W.B.A. remain" "Man, you know I didn't" " Marsellus." " No, it wasn't." "I didn't do it." "I didn't do it." " How you doing ?" " Great." "I never thanked you for dinner." " What you got ?" " He booked." " His trainer ?" " Says he don't know nothin'." "I believe him." " I think Butch surprised his ass same as us." " No, we don't wanna "think."" "We wanna know." "Take him to the kennel, sic the dogs on his ass." "We'll find out for goddamn sure what he knows and what he don't." "Butch's search-- How do you want it done ?" "I'm prepared to scour the Earth for that motherfucker." "If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger hiding in a bowl of rice... ready to pop a cap in his ass." "I will take care of it." "Mister." " Hey, mister." " What ?" "You were in that fight, the fight on the radio." " You're the fighter ?" " Whatever gave you that idea ?" "No, come on." "You're him." "I know you're him." "Tell me you're him." "I'm him." "You killed the other boxing man." "He's dead ?" "The radio said he was dead." "Sorry about that, Floyd." "What does it feel like ?" "What does what feel like ?" "Killing a man." "Beating another man to death with your bare hands." "What are you, a weirdo ?" "No." "It is a subject I have much interest in." "You are the first person I have ever met who has killed somebody." "So ?" " What does it feel like to kill a man ?" "I'll tell you what." "Give me one of them cigarettes you got up there, and I'll tell you all about it." "So, Esmarelda..." "Villa Lobos-- Is that Mexican ?" "The name is Spanish, but I am Colombian." " That's some handle you got there, honey." " Thank you." "And what is your name ?" "Butch." "Butch." " What does it mean ?" " I'm an American, honey." "Our names don't mean shit." "So, moving right along," "Esmarelda, what is it you want to know ?" " I want to know what it feels like to kill a man." " I couldn't tell ya." "Didn't know he was dead 'til you told me he was dead." "Now that I know he's dead, you wanna know how I feel about it ?" "I don't feel the least bit bad about it." "What the fuck'd I tell ya ?" "Huh ?" "As soon as the word got out the fix was in, man, the odds went through the roof." "I know." "I know." "Unbelievable." "Hey, fuck him, Scotty." "If he was a better boxer, he'd still be alive." "If he never laced up his gloves, which he never shoulda done in the first fuckin' place, he'd still be alive." "Yeah, well, who gives a fuck ?" "It's over now." "Yeah, well, enough about the poor, unfortunate Mr. Floyd." "Let's talk about the rich and prosperous Mr. Butch." "How many bookies did you lay it around on ?" "All eight ?" "How long to collect ?" "So you'll have it all by tomorrow night ?" "No, I understand." "A few stragglers aside." "Oh, fuck, Scotty, that is good news." "That is great news, man." "Yeah." "Mm-hmm." "No, me and Fabienne are gonna leave in the morning." "It'll probably take us a couple days to get down to Knoxville." "Okay, my brother." "You're right." "You're goddamn right." "All right, Scotty, next time I see you, it'll be on Tennessee time." "Cool, brother." "$45.60." "And, uh, here's a little something for the effort." "Now, if anybody asks you who your fare was tonight, what are you gonna say ?" "The truth." "Three well-dressed, slightly toasted Mexicans." "Bonsoir, Esmarelda Villa Lobos." "Buenas Noches, Butch." "Whew." "Keep the light off." " Is that better, Sugar Pop ?" " Oui." "Hard day at the office ?" "Pretty hard." "Got in a fight." "Poor baby." "Can you make spoons ?" "You know what ?" "I was thinkin' about takin' a shower." " I'm stinking' like a dog over here." " I like the way you stink." "Let me take this jacket off." " I was looking at myself in the mirror." " Uh-huh." "I wish I had a pot." "You were looking at yourself in the mirror, and you wish you had some pot ?" "A pot." "A pot belly." "Pot bellies are sexy." "Well, you should be happy, 'cause you have one." "Shut up, fatso." "I don't have a pot." "I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star."" "It's not the same thing." "I didn't know there was such a difference between a pot belly and a tummy." "The difference is huge." "Would you like it if I had a pot belly ?" "No." "Pot bellies make a man look either oafish or like a gorilla." "But on a woman a pot belly's very sexy." "The rest of you is normal-- normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass-- but with a big, perfectly round pot belly." "If I had one, I'd wear a T-shirt two sizes too small... to accentuate it." "You think men would find that attractive ?" "I don't give a damn what men find attractive." "It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye... is seldom the same." "If you had a pot belly, I would punch you in it." " You'd punch me in the belly ?" " Right in the belly." "Ohh !" "I'd smother you !" " I'd drop it right on your face 'til you couldn't breathe !" " You'd do that ?" " Yeah." " Promise ?" " Yeah." " Mmm." " Mmm." "Oh." "Did you get everything ?" " Yes, I did." " Good job, Sugar Pop." "Did everything go as planned ?" " You didn't listen to the" " Ow !" "You didn't listen to the radio ?" "I never listen to your fights." "Were you the winner ?" "I won, all right." " Are you still retiring ?" " Sure am." "So it all worked out in the finish." "We're not at the finish yet, baby." "We're in a lot of danger, aren't we ?" "If they find us, they'll kill us, won't they ?" "But they won't find us, will they ?" "Do you still want me to go with you ?" "I don't want to be a burden or a nuisance." "It's" "Say it." " Fabienne," "I want you to be with me." " Forever ?" " Forever and ever." "Do you love me ?" "Very, very much." " Butch." " Yes ?" "Will you give me oral pleasure ?" "Will you kiss it ?" "But you first." " Okay." " Okay." "Butch." "Mon amour." "L'aventure commence." "I think I cracked a rib." " Giving me oral pleasure ?" " No, retard, from the fight." " Don't call me "retard."" " My name is Fabby." " My name is Fabienne !" " Stop it." " Stop it !" " My name is Fabi" "Shut up, fuckhead !" "I hate that mongoloid voice." "Okay, okay." "Sorry, sorry, sorry." " I take it back." "Will you hand me a dry towel, Miss Beautiful Tulip ?" " Oh, I like that." "I like being called a tulip." ""Tulip" is much better than "mongoloid."" "I didn't call you a mongoloid." "I called you a retard." "And I took it back." " Butch ?" "Yes, Lemon Pie ?" " Where are we going to go ?" " Well, I'm not sure yet." "Wherever you want." "We're gonna get a lot of money from this, but it ain't gonna be the kind of money... that we can live like hogs in the fathouse forever." "I was thinking maybe we could go down someplace in the South Pacific." "Kind of money we're gonna have's gonna carry us a long way down there." " If we wanted, we could live in Bora Bora ?" " You betcha." "And if after a while you didn't dig that, we could go someplace else." "Maybe Tahiti, Mexico." "But I do not speak Spanish." "Well, you do not speak Bora-Boran either." "Besides, Mexican's easy." " ¿ Donde esta el zapateria ?" " What does that mean ?" "Where is the shoe store?" " ¿ Donde esta" " Spit, please." " ¿ Donde esta el zapateria ?" " Excellent pronunciation." " Mmm." "You'll be my little mamacita in no time." " ¿ Que hora es ?" " ¿ Que hora es ?" " What time is it ?" " What time is it ?" "Time for bed." "Sweet dreams, jellybean." "Butch ?" "Never mind." "Aah !" "Merde !" "You startled me." "Did you have a bad dream ?" " What is this you're watching ?" " A motorcycle movie." "I'm not sure the name." " Are you watching it ?" " In a way." "It's a little early in the morning for explosions and war." " What was it about ?" " How should I know ?" "You were the one watching it." " No, imbecile, what was your dream about ?" " I don't know." "I don't remember." "It's really rare that I remember my dreams." "Well, let's look at the grumpy man in the morning." "Why don't you get up and we'll get some breakfast." "One more kiss, and I'll get up." " Satisfied ?" " Yep." " Get up, lazy bones !" " Ohh !" " Ohh." "God." " What time is it ?" " Almost nine in the morning." " What time does our train arrive ?" " Eleven." " You know what I'm gonna have for breakfast ?" " What, Lemon Pie ?" "I'm gonna order a big plate of blueberry pancakes... with maple syrup, eggs over easy and five sausages." "Anything to drink with that ?" "Wow, that looks nice." "To drink" " A tall glass of orange juice... and a black cup of coffee." " After that, I'm going to have a slice of pie." " Pie for breakfast ?" " Any time of the day is a good time for pie." "Blueberry pie to go with the pancakes." "And on top, a thin slice of melted cheese." "Where's my watch ?" "It's there." " No, it's not." " Have you looked ?" "Yes, I've fuckin' looked." "What the fuck do you think I'm doin' ?" "You sure you got it ?" "Yes." "Bedside table drawer." " On the little kangaroo ?" " Yes, it was on the little kangaroo." "Yeah, well, it's not here now." " Well, it should be." "Yes, it most definitely should be, but it's not here now !" "So where the fuck is it ?" "Fabienne, where's my father's fucking watch ?" "Do you have any idea what he had to go through to get me that watch ?" "I don't have time to go into it, but he went through a lot." "All this other shit you could've set on fire, but I specifically reminded you not to forget the fucking watch." "Now think." " Did you get it ?" " I believe so." ""You believe so" ?" "What the fuck does that mean ?" "You either did or didn't get it." "Then I did." "Are you sure ?" "No." "Fuck !" "Fuck !" "Fuck !" "Motherfucker !" "Motherfuckin'" "Do you know how fucking stupid you fucking are ?" "No !" "It's not your fault." "You left it at the apartment." "If you left it at the apartment, it's not your fault." "I had you bring a bunch of stuff." "I reminded you about it, but I didn't illustrate how personal the watch was to me." "If all I gave a fuck about was the watch, I shoulda told you that." "You're not a mind reader." "Are you ?" "I" " I'm sorry." "Don't be." "Just means I can't have breakfast with you." "Why does it mean that ?" "Because I gotta go back to my apartment and get my watch." "Won't the gangsters be looking for you there ?" "Well, that's what I'm gonna find out." "If they are, and I don't think I can handle it, then I'll split." "I saw your watch." "I thought I brought it." "I'm so sorry." "Here's some money." "Go out and get those pancakes." "Have a nice breakfast." "I'll take your Honda." "I'll be back before you can say "blueberry pie."" "Blueberry pie." "Maybe not that fast." " But pretty fast." "Okay ?" " Okay." " Bye." " Bye." "Shit !" "Of all the fuckin' things she could fuckin' forget, she forgets my father's watch !" "I specifically reminded her-- bedside table, on the kangaroo." "I said the words:" ""Don't forget my father's watch."" "Visit the Jackrabbit Slim's nearest you..." "EI burro !" "Lookin' good, Butch." "If I were walkin' in your shoes" "Countin' flowers on the wall That don't bother me at all" "Playin' solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of fifty-one" "That's how you're gonna beat 'em, Butch." " They keep underestimating' ya." " Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo" "Now don't tell me" "Countin' flowers on the wall" "That don't bother me at all" "Playin' solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of fifty-one" "Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo" "Now don't tell me" "I've nothin' to do" "It's good to see you I must go" "I know I look a fright" " Anyway my eyes" " Motherfucker." " Are not accustomed" " Uhh !" "Do you think he's dead ?" " He's dead." " Oh, my God." " He's dead." "If you need someone to go to court, I'll be glad to help." "That guy was a drunken maniac." "He hit you, then he crashed into that car." " Who ?" " Him." "I'll be damned." " Ohh !" " Aaaah !" "I'm shot !" " Sally !" "Sally !" " Aaah !" "Motherfucker !" " Can I help you with somethin' ?" " Shut the fuck up." "Now you just wait a goddamn minute, now !" "What the fuck you up to ?" " Come here, motherfucker !" " You feel that sting, huh, big boy ?" "That's pride fuckin' with you, see ?" "You gotta fight through that shit !" " You'd better kill me" " Yeah, somebody's gonna get killed." "Somebody's gonna get their motherfucking' head blown to" " Hold it right there, goddamn it." " This ain't none of your business, mister." " I'm makin' it my business." " Toss the weapon." " You don't understand, man." "Toss the weapon." " Take your foot off the nigger," " put your hand behind your head, approach the counter right now." " This motherfucker's trying to... kill me." "Shut up." "Keep comin'." "Come on." "If love ls shelter" "Zed." "Maynard." "Yeah, the spider just caught a couple flies." "Whoa, my angel" "Down to you" "Down to you" "Nobody kills anybody in my place of business..." " except me or Zed." "That's Zed." " I thought you said you waited for me." " I did." "Then how come they're all beat up ?" "They did that to each other, man." "They came in fighting'." "Now, this 'un right here, he was gonna shoot that one." "Is that right ?" "You gonna shoot him, boy ?" "Huh ?" "Hey, is Grace all right out front ?" " Yeah." "It ain't Tuesday, is it ?" " No, it's Thursday." " She oughta be fine." " Mmm." "Well, bring out the Gimp." "I think the Gimp's sleepin'." "Then I guess you'll just have to go wake him up now, won't you ?" "Get up." "Get down." "Which one of 'em you wanna do first ?" " I ain't for sure yet." "Eenie-meenie-minie-mo, catch a nigger... by his toe." "If he hollers, let him go." "Eenie-meenie-minie-mo." "My mother said... pick the perfect one, and... you... are... it." "Guess that means you, big boy." " Fuck you !" " Shh." " You wanna do it in here ?" " No, let's take him back to Russell's old room." "Sounds good to me." "You keep an eye on this 'un." "Yeah !" "Now !" "Go !" "Come on, motherfucker !" " Now, motherfucker !" "Aaah !" " Come on !" "Yeah !" " Ohh !" " Yeah !" " Yeah !" "Yeah !" "Yeee !" "Yeeee-hah !" "Yeah !" "Come on !" "Get down there !" "Aaah !" "Do it !" "Yeah !" "Yeah !" "Yeah !" " Shut the fuck up !" "Fuck him !" "Come on !" "" " Fuck him." "Yeah." "Aaaaah !" " Aaaaah !" "You want that gun, don't ya, Zed ?" "Huh ?" "Go ahead and pick it up." "Go ahead." "Pick it up." "Come on-- Thatta boy !" "I want you to pick it up, Zed." " Step aside, Butch." "Fuck !" " You okay ?" "No, man." "I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay." " What now ?" ""What now" ?" " Let me tell you what now." "I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' niggers... to go to work on the homes here... with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch." "You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy ?" "I ain't through with you by a damn sight !" "I'm gonna get medieval on your ass." "I meant what now between me and you." "Oh, that "what now."" " I tell you what now between me and you." "There is no me and you." "Not no more." "So, are we cool ?" "Yeah, we cool." " Two things." "Don't tell nobody about this." "This shit is between me, you... and Mr. "Soon-To-Be-Livin' The-Rest-Of-His-Short-Ass- Life-ln-Agonizing-Pain"... rapist here." "It ain't nobody else's business." "Two:" "You leave town tonight." "Right now." "And when you gone, you stay gone," " or you be gone." "You lost all your L.A. privileges." "Deal ?" "Deal." "Get your ass outta here." "Oh, shit." "Fabienne !" "Fabienne !" "Fabienne !" "Come on, baby." " Come on." "Get your shit." "We gotta go right now." " I was so worried." " What about our bags ?" " Fuck the bags; if we don't split right now, we'll miss the train." " I'll be downstairs." " Is everything well ?" " Just come on !" "No talking now !" " Are we in danger ?" "Come on, honey !" "Where did you get this motorcycle ?" " It's not a motorcycle, baby." "It's a chopper." "Let's go." " What happened to my Honda ?" "I'm sorry, baby, I had to crash that Honda." "Will you come on now, please ?" "Come on." "Let's go, let's go, let's go." " You're hurt ?" " No, no, I might've broken my nose." "It's no biggie." "Come on." "Hop on." "Baby, please, we" "Honey, we gotta hit the fuckin' road !" "Get on !" " Oh, baby, I'm sorry." "Come here, come here." "I'm sorry." "Mmm." " I'm so sorry." " You were gone so long, I started to think dreadful thoughts." "I didn't mean to worry you." "Everything's fine." " How was your breakfast ?" " It was good." "Did you get the blueberry pancakes ?" "They didn't have blueberry;" "I had to get buttermilk." "Are you sure you're okay ?" "Since I left you, this has been, without a doubt, the single weirdest fuckin' day of my life-- I'll tell you all about it." "Gotta go." "Come on." "Butch, whose motorcycle is this ?" " It's a chopper, baby." " Whose chopper is this ?" " Zed's." " Who's Zed ?" "Zed's dead, baby." "Zed's dead." "Yes, you did, Brett !" "You tried to fuck him, and Marsellus Wallace don't liked to be fucked... by anybody except Mrs. Wallace." " Oh, God, please." "I don't wanna die." " You read the Bible, Brett ?" " Yes !" " Well, there's this passage I got memorized." "Sorta fits the occasion." "Ezekiel 25:17." ""The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides... by the inequities of the selfish..." " and the tyranny of evil men." "Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper... and the finder of lost children." "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance... and furious anger... those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers." "And you will know My name is the Lord... when I lay My vengeance upon thee."" "I'm fucked." "Oh, fuck." "Oh, fuck." " ls he a friend of yours ?" " Oh, goddamn." "Goddamn." "Hmm ?" "Oh." "Vincent, Marvin." "Marvin, Vincent." " Better tell him to shut up." "He's gettin' on my nerves." " Fuck." "Marvin." "Marvin !" "I'd knock that shit off if I was you." " Die, you motherfuckers !" "Die !" "Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom ?" "Slip your mind ?" "Did you forget that someone was in there... with a goddamn hand cannon ?" "You see the size of that gun he fired at us ?" "It was bigger than him." "We should be fuckin' dead, man." "I know." "We was lucky." "No, no, no, no." "That shit wasn't luck." " Yeah, maybe." " This was divine intervention." "You know what divine intervention is ?" "I think so." "That means that God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets." "That's right." "That's exactly what it means." "God came down from Heaven and stopped these motherfuckin' bullets." "I think it's time for us to leave, Jules." "Don't do that." "Don't fuckin' blow this shit off !" " What just happened here was a fuckin' miracle !" " Chill." "This shit happens." "Wrong !" "Wrong." "This shit doesn't "just happen."" "Do you want to continue this theological discussion in a car... or in a jailhouse with the cops ?" "We should be fuckin' dead, my friend !" "What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it !" "All right, it was a miracle." "Can we go now ?" "Let's go, nigger !" "Come on !" "Shit." "You ever seen that show Cops ?" "I was watching it one time, and there was this cop on, and he was talkin' about this gunfight he had in the hallway with this guy, right ?" "He just unloaded on this guy and nothin' happened." "He didn't hit nothin'." "Okay ?" "It was just him and this guy." "I mean, you know, it's, it's freaky, but it happens." "You wanna play blind man, go walk with the shepherd, but me, my eyes are wide fuckin' open." " What the fuck does that mean ?" " It means that's it for me." "From here on in, you can consider my ass retired." " Jesus Christ." "Goddamn it." " Don't blaspheme." " I said, don't do that !" " Hey, why are you fuckin' freakin' out on us ?" "Look, I'm tellin' Marsellus today-- I'm through." " Why don't you tell him at the same time why ?" " Don't worry, I will." " And I bet you $10,000 he laughs his ass off." " I don't give a damn if he does." "Marvin, what do you make of all this ?" "Man, I don't even have an opinion." "You gotta have an opinion." "You think God came down from Heaven and stopped" " What the fuck's happenin' ?" " Aw, shit, man !" " Aw, man !" " Oh, man, I shot Marvin in the face." " Why the fuck'd you do that ?" "I didn't mean it." "It was an accident." " Man, I seen some crazy-ass shit in my time, but this" " Chill out, man !" "It was an accident." "We probably went over a bump or somethin'." "The car ain't hit no motherfuckin' bump." "I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch." "The gun went off." "Look at this fuckin' mess !" "We're on a city street in broad daylight here !" " I don't believe it !" " Well, believe it now, motherfucker !" "We gotta get this car off the road." "Cops notice shit like a car drenched in blood." " Just take it to a friendly place, that's all !" " This is the Valley, Vincent." "Marsellus ain't got no friendly places in the Valley." " Well, Jules, this ain't my fuckin' town, man !" " Shit !" " What you doing ?" " I'm calling my partner in Toluca Lake." "Where's Toluca Lake ?" "Over the hill here, by Burbank Studios." "If Jimmie's ass ain't home, I don't know what the fuck we gonna do, 'cause I ain't got no other partners in 818." "Jimmie, how you doin', man ?" "It's Jules." "Just listen up, man." "Me and my homeboy are in a car, and we gotta get it off the road, pronto." "I need to use your garage for a couple hours." "We gotta be real fuckin' delicate with this Jimmie situation." "He's one remark away from kickin' our asses out the door." " If he does, what do we do ?" " We ain't leavin' 'til we make a couple calls, but I don't want it to reach that pitch" " Jimmie's a friend." "You don't come into your friend's house and start tellin' him what's what." "Just tell him not to be abusive." "He kinda freaked out back there when he saw Marvin." "Put yourself in his position-- It's 8:00 in the morning, he just woke up." "He wasn't expecting' this shit." "We gotta remember here who's doin' who a favor." "If that favor means I gotta take shit, he can stick that favor straight up his ass." " Fuck, nigger, what the fuck'd you just do to his towel, man ?" " I was drying' my hands !" " You're supposed to wash 'em first !" " You watched me wash 'em." " I watched you get 'em wet." " I was washin' 'em." "This shit's hard to get off." "Maybe if he'd had Lava I coulda done a better job." "I used the same fuckin' soap you did, and when I finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn maxi-pad !" "What if he was to come in here and see his towel like this ?" "It's shit like this that's gonna bring this situation to a head, man !" "Look, I ain't threatening' you or nothin', all right ?" "You know I respect you and all." "But just don't put me in this position, all right ?" "All right." "Fine." "Fine." "Ask me nice like that, no problem." "Just go handle your friend." "Go ahead." "I don't care." "Mmm !" "Goddamn, Jimmie !" "This some serious gourmet shit." "Me and Vincent would've been satisfied... with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice." "Right ?" "And he springs this serious gourmet shit on us." " What flavor is this ?" " Knock it off, Julie." " What ?" " I don't need you to tell me how fuckin' good my coffee is." "I'm the one who buys it." "I know how good it is." "When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit." "I buy the gourmet expensive stuff 'cause when I drink it, I wanna taste it." "But you know what's on my mind right now ?" "It ain't the coffee in my kitchen." "It's the dead nigger in my garage." " Jimmie, don't even worry" " Don't tell me about anything." "I wanna ask you a question." "When you came pulling in here, did you notice the sign on the front of my house that said, "Dead Nigger Storage" ?" " You know I ain't seen no" " Did you notice the sign on the front of my house... that said, "Dead Nigger Storage" ?" "No." "I didn't." " You know why you didn't see that sign ?" " Why ?" "'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business, that's why !" " We're not gonna store the motherfucker" " Don't you fuckin' realize... that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced ?" "No marriage counselor." "No trial separation." "I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced." "Okay ?" "And I don't wanna get fuckin' divorced !" "Man, you know, fuck, I wanna help you, but I don't wanna lose my wife doin' it." "Jimmie, Jimmie, she ain't gonna leave you." "Don't fuckin' "Jimmie" me, Jules !" "Okay ?" "Don't fuckin' "Jimmie" me." "There's nothin' you're gonna say that's gonna make me forget I love my wife." "Is there ?" "Now, look, you know, she comes home from work in about an hour and a half." "The graveyard shift at the hospital." "You gotta make some phone calls ?" "You gotta call some people ?" "Well, then, do it, and then get the fuck out of my house before she gets here." "That's Kool and the Gang." "We don't wanna fuck your shit up." "All I wanna do is call my people and get 'em to bring us in." "You're fucking my shit up right now !" "You're gonna fuck my shit up big time if Bonnie comes home." "Do me that favor, all right ?" "The phone is in my bedroom." "I suggest you get going." "Well, say she comes home." "What do you think she'll do ?" "Oh, no fuckin' shit she'll freak." "That ain't no kinda answer." "I mean, you know, I don't." "How much ?" "A lot or a little ?" "You got to appreciate what an explosive element... this Bonnie situation is." "She comes home from a hard day's work, finds a bunch of gangsters in her kitchen... doing a bunch of gangster shit, there ain't no tellin' what she's liable to do." "Yeah, I grasp that, Jules." "All I'm doing is contemplating the ifs." "I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs !" "All I want to hear from your ass is, "You ain't got no problem, Jules." "I'm on the motherfucker." "Chill them niggers out and wait for the cavalry, which should be coming directly."" "You ain't got no problem, Jules." "I'm on the motherfucker." "Chill them niggers out and wait for the Wolf, who should be coming directly." "You sendin' the Wolf ?" "Oh, you feel better, motherfucker ?" "Shit, yeah, negro !" "That's all you had to say !" " She the hysterical type ?" " When is she due ?" "Mm-hmm." "Give me the principals' names again." "Place your bets." " Jules." "Mm-hmm." " Cards, please." "Vincent." "Jimmie." "Bonnie." "Mm-hmm." "It's thirty minutes away." "I'll be there in ten." "You're..." "Jimmie, right ?" "This is your house ?" " It sure is." " I'm Winston Wolf." "I solve problems." " Good." "We got one." " So I heard." "May I come in ?" "Uh, yeah." "Please do." "You must be Jules." "Which would make you..." "Vincent." "Let's get down to brass tacks, gentlemen." "If I was informed correctly, the clock is ticking." "Is that right, Jimmie ?" "Uh, one hundred percent." " Your wife Bonnie comes home at 9:30 in the a.m., correct ?" " Uh-huh." "I was led to believe if she comes home and finds us here, she wouldn't appreciate it much." " She wouldn't at that." " That gives us 40 minutes to get the fuck outta Dodge, which, if you do what I say, when I say it, should be plenty." "Now, you got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage." "Take me to it." " Jimmie." " Uh-huh." "Do me a favor, will ya ?" "Thought I smelled some coffee back there." " Would you make me a cup ?" " Uh, yeah, sure." "Oh, uh, um, how do you take it ?" "Lotsa cream, lotsa sugar." "About the car, is there anything I need to know ?" "Does it stall ?" "Does it smoke ?" "Does it make a lot of noise ?" "ls there gas in it ?" " Aside from how it looks, the car's cool." " Positive ?" "Don't get me on the road and I find out the brake lights don't work." " As far as I know, the motherfucker's tip-top." " Good enough." "Let's go back to the kitchen." " Here you go, Mr. Wolf." " Thank you, Jimmie." "Mmm." "Okay, first thing." "You two." "Take the body, stick it in the trunk." "This looks to be a pretty domesticated house." " That would lead me to believe you got cleansers and shit." " Yeah." "Under the sink." "Good." "What I need you two fellas to do is take those cleaning products... and clean the inside of the car-- I'm talkin' fast, fast, fast." "Go in the back seat, scoop up all those little pieces of brain and skull." "Get it out of there." "Wipe down the upholstery." "It don't need to be spick-and-span." "You don't need to eat off it." "Just give it a good once-over." "What you need to take care of are the really messy parts." "The pools of blood that have collected, you gotta soak that shit up." "We need to raid your linen closet." "I need blankets, I need comforters, quilts, bedspreads." "The thicker the better, the darker the better." "No whites." "Can't use 'em." "We'll need to camouflage the front seat and back seat and floorboards... with quilts and blankets, so if a cop starts stickin' his big snout in the car, the subterfuge won't last, but at a glance the car will appear to be normal." "Jimmie, lead the way." "Boys, get to work." ""Please" would be nice." " Come again ?" " I said, a "please" would be nice." "Get it straight, buster." "I'm not here to say please." "I'm here to tell you what to do." "And if self-preservation is an instinct you possess, you'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick." "I'm here to help." "If my help's not appreciated, lotsa luck, gentlemen." "No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that;" "your help is definitely appreciated." "Mr. Wolf, listen." "I don't mean disrespect, okay ?" "I respect you." "I just don't like people barking' orders at me." "If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor." "I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this." "So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fuckin' car." "Don't be lookin' at me like that, all right ?" "I can feel your look." "It's a 1974 Chevy Nova." "Green." "Nothin' except for the mess inside." "Mmm, about 20 minutes." "Nobody who'll be missed." "You're a good man, Joe." "Thanks a bunch." " How we comin', Jimmie ?" " Pretty good." " I got it all here, but, uh," " Mr. Wolf, you gotta understand something." " Winston, Jimmie, Winston." "Okay." "You gotta understand something, uh, Winston." "Uh" " Uh, no, thank you." "Uh, this is our best linen here, and it's, uh-- it was a wedding present... from my Uncle Conrad and my Aunt Ginny." " They're not with us anymore." "I wanna help" " Let me ask you a question." " If you don't mind." " No, no, please." "Go ahead." "Your Uncle Conrad and Aunt Ginny, were they millionaires ?" "No." "Well, your Uncle Marsellus is." "And I'm positive that if Uncle Conrad and Aunt..." " Ginny." " Ginny were here, they would furnish you with a whole bedroom set, which your Uncle Marsellus is more than happy to do." "I like oak myself." "That's what I have in my bedroom." "How about you, Jimmie ?" "You an oak man ?" "Oak's nice." "Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit." "This is some fucked-up, repugnant shit." "Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he is wrong... that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings ?" "Get the fuck out my face with that shit !" "The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull..." " on account of your dumb ass." " I got a threshold, Jules, for the abuse that I will take." "Right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, and you got me in the red." "I'm just sayin' it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red." "That's all." "I could blow." " Oh, you ready to blow ?" " Yeah." "Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker." "Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T." "I'm the Guns of the Navarone." "In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back ?" "You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail !" "We're fuckin' switching'." "I'm washin' windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull !" "Fine job, gentlemen." "You may get out of this yet." "I can't believe this is the same car." "Well, let's not start suckin' each other's dicks quite yet." "Phase one is complete" " Clean the car-- which moves us right along to Phase two:" "Clean you two." "Strip." " All the way ?" " To your bare ass." "Quickly, gentlemen." "We got about 15 minutes... before Jimmie's better half comes pulling into the driveway." "Goddamn, this morning air is some chilly shit." "Are you sure this is absolutely necessary ?" " You know what you two look like ?" " What ?" "Like a couple of guys who just blew off somebody's head." "Strippin' off those bloody rags is absolutely necessary." "Toss 'em in Jimmie's garbage bag." "Don't do nothin' stupid, like leavin' this shit out front for the garbageman to pick up." "Don't worry, we're taking it with us." "Jim, the soap." " Vincent." " Okay, gentlemen." "You both been to County before, I'm sure." "Here it comes." " Goddamn !" "The water's fuckin' cold !" " Yo !" "Yo !" "Yo !" "Better you than me, gentlemen." " Don't be afraid of the soap." "Spread it around." " Get 'em there a little bit." "Vincent's hair." " Hey, get out of my hair !" " Come on." "Do it, goddamn it !" "Do it !" " Uh, um" "Towel." "You're dry enough." "Toss 'em their clothes." "Perfect." "Perfect." "We couldn't have planned this better." "You guys look like" "What do they look like, Jimmie ?" " Dorks." "They look like a couple of dorks." " Ha-ha-ha." "They're your clothes, motherfucker." "Come on, gentlemen." "We're laughing our way right into prison." "Don't make me beg." "Okay, gentlemen, let's get our rules of the road straight." "We're going to a place called Monster Joe's Truck and Tow." "Monster Joe and his daughter Raquel are sympathetic to our dilemma." "The place is North Hollywood, so a few twists and turns aside, we'll be goin' up Hollywood Way." "Now, I'll drive the tainted car." "Jules, you ride with me." "Vincent, you follow in my Acura." "Now, if we come across the path of any John Q. Laws," " nobody does a fuckin' thing 'til I do something." " Right." " What did I say ?" " Don't do shit unless." " Unless what ?" " Unless you do it first." "Spoken like a true prodigy." "How about you, Lash LaRue ?" "Can you keep your spurs from jingling and jangling ?" "The gun went off." "I don't know why." "I'm cool." "I promise you." "Fair enough." "Now, I drive real fuckin' fast, so keep up." "If get my car back any different than I gave it," "Monster Joe's gonna be disposing of two bodies." "Outta my way, Rex." " We cool ?" " Like it never happened." " All right." " Boys, this is Raquel." "Someday all this will be hers." "Hi." "So, what's with the outfits ?" " You guys going to a volleyball game or something ?" "I'm takin' milady out for breakfast." "Maybe I could drop you two off." "Where do you live ?" " Redondo." " Inglewood." "It's-- It's your future." "I" "I see a-- a cab ride." "Move outta the sticks, fellas." "Say good night, Raquel." " Good night, Raquel." " I'll see you guys around." "Stay outta trouble, you crazy kids." "Mr. Wolf, I just wanna tell you it was a real pleasure watching you work." "Yeah, really." "And thank you very much, Mr. Wolf." "Call me Winston." " You see that, young lady ?" "Respect." " Respect for one's elders shows character." " I have character." " Because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character." " Wanna share a cab ?" " I'd go for some breakfast." "Feel like havin' breakfast with me ?" "Cool." "I don't know why, I just thought he'd be European or something." " Yeah, he's about as European as fuckin' English Bob." " I know that now." " But was he cool or what ?" " Thank you." "Totally fuckin' cool, in control." "Didn't even really get pissed when you were fuckin' with him;" "I was amazed." " Want some bacon ?" "No, man, I don't eat pork." " Are you Jewish ?" " I ain't Jewish;" "I just don't dig on swine, that's all." " Why not ?" " Pigs are filthy animals." "I don't eat filthy animals." "Yeah, but bacon tastes good." "Pork chops taste good." "Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know... 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers." "Pigs sleep and root in shit." "That's a filthy animal." "I ain't eating' nothin' ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces." " What about a dog ?" "Dog eats its own feces." " I don't eat dog either." "Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal ?" "I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty." " But a dog's got personality." "Personality goes a long way." " Ah, so, by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal." " Is that true ?" " We'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig." "I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres." "Oh, man, that's good." "That's good, man." "You're startin' to lighten up." "You've been sittin' there, all serious and shit." " I just been sittin' here, thinkin'." " About what ?" " About the miracle we witnessed." " Miracle you witnessed." " I witnessed a freak occurrence." " What is a miracle, Vincent ?" " Act of God." " And what's an act of God ?" "When, um, God makes the impossible possible." "But this morning..." " I don't think qualifies." " Hey, Vincent." "See, that shit don't matter." "You're judging this shit the wrong way." "It could be God stopped the bullets, changed Coke to Pepsi, found my car keys." "You don't judge shit like this based on merit." "Now, whether or not what we experienced... was an according-to-Hoyle miracle is insignificant." "But what is significant is, I felt the touch of God." "God got involved." "But why ?" "Well, that's what's fuckin' with me:" "I don't know why." " But I can't go back to sleep." " You're serious." "You're really thinkin' about quitting'." " For life ?" "Most definitely." " Yeah." "Fuck." "What you gonna do then ?" "Well, that's what I been sitting here contemplating." "First I'm gonna deliver this case to Marsellus." "Then, basically, I'm just gonna walk the Earth." " What you mean, "walk the Earth" ?" " Like Caine in Kung Fu." "Walk from place to place, meet people, get in adventures." "And how long do you intend to walk the Earth ?" " 'Til God puts me where He wants me to be." " What if He don't do that ?" " If it takes forever, then I'll walk forever." " So you decided to be a bum." "I'll just be Jules, Vincent." "No more, no less." "No, Jules, you decided to be a bum, just like all those pieces of shit out there who beg for change, who sleep in garbage bins, eat what I throw away." "They got a name for that, Jules." "It's called a bum." "And without a job, a residence or legal tender, that's what you're gonna be, man." "You're gonna be a fuckin' bum." "Look, my friend, this is just where you and I differ." "Garçon !" "Coffee !" "Jules, look, what happened this morning, man, I agree it was peculiar." " But water into wine, l" " All shapes and sizes, Vincent." " Don't fuckin' talk to me that way, man." " If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions." "I'm gonna take a shit." "Let me ask you something." "When did you make this decision ?" "When you were sittin' there eatin' that muffin ?" "Yeah." "I was sittin' here eatin' my muffin, drinkin' my coffee, replaying' the incident in my head, when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity." "Fuck." "To be continued." " I love you, Pumpkin." " I love you, Honey Bunny." " Everybody be cool !" "This is a robbery !" "Any one of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every one of you motherfuckers !" " You got that ?" "You just be quiet over there !" " Waitresses on the floor !" "Get on the fuckin'-- Get the fuck down !" "You're in a blind spot." "Take your dames over to that booth, on the count of ten !" " Mexicans, out of the fucking kitchen !" " 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8" "What the fuck are you doing, you fucking yuppie ?" "Get down !" " Get down !" " Throw those bags !" " Fucking move !" "Move !" " Move !" "Get the fuck" "Get down on the fucking floor !" "Grandpa !" "Down !" "I'm the manager here, and there's no problem." "No problem at all." " You gonna give me a problem ?" " No, sir, I'm not." "Thought you said you were gonna give me a fucking problem !" " I think we got a hero here, Honey Bunny." " Well, just execute him !" " I am not a hero." " I'm just a coffee shop manager." " Get the fuck down !" "The restaurant's ours !" " Just take whatever you want." " You talk to the customers." " Yeah." "You tell them to be fucking cool and everything will be over." " You understand me ?" " Yes !" "Listen, everybody." "Be calm, cooperate, and this'll all be over in a minute !" "Get the fuck down !" "Well done." "All right, now, people, gonna come around and collect your wallets !" "You don't fucking talk." "You just throw 'em in the bag !" "Are we clear ?" "I said, are we fucking clear ?" "Good !" "Now, wallets out !" "That's it." "Get the fuck down." "In the bag." " In the fucking bag !" " I don't have nothin' on me, man." "In the bag." "What am I waiting for ?" "ln the fucking bag." "Laura." "Laura." "Tips." "In the bag." " Is that a cellular phone ?" " Yeah." "In the fucking bag." "Tidy up, tidy up, that's it." "Now get the fuck down on the floor." "In the bag." "In the bag." "In the bag." " What's in the case ?" " My boss's dirty laundry." " Your boss makes you do his laundry ?" " When he wants it clean." " Sounds like a shit job." " Funny, I was thinkin' the same thing." " Open it." " 'Fraid I can't do that." " I didn't hear you." " Yes, you did." "What's going on ?" " Looks like we got a vigilante in our midst." " Shoot him in the face !" "I hate to shatter your ego, but this ain't the first time I've had a gun pointed at me." " If you don't take your hand off that case, it'll be your last." " Stop causing problems !" "You'll get us all killed !" "Give 'em what you got and get 'em outta here !" "Shut the fuck up, fat man !" "This ain't none of your goddamn business !" "Be cool, Honey Bunny, be cool." "No problem." "I got it under control." "Now, I'm gonna count to three." "If you don't open that case, I'm gonna unload in your fucking face." "We clear ?" "One." "Two." " Three." " Okay, Ringo." "You win." "It's yours." " Open it." "Hey, what is it ?" "What is it ?" "Is that what I think it is ?" "Mm-hmm." "It's beautiful." "Goddamn it, what is it ?" "You let him go !" "You let him go !" " Let go of him, or I'm gonna kill you !" " Tell that bitch to be cool." " Say, "Bitch, be cool !" Say, "Bitch, be cool !"" " Be cool !" "Be cool !" " Tell that bitch to chill !" " You're gonna die so fuckin' bad !" " Chill that fuckin' bitch out !" " Chill out, Honey Bunny !" " Let go of him !" " Chill out, Honey Bunny !" " Now, promise her it's gonna be all right !" " I promise !" " Tell her to chill !" " Chill out, Honey Bunny !" " Now tell me her name." " Yolanda." "All right, now, Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we ?" " Don't you hurt him !" " Nobody's gonna hurt anybody !" "We're all gonna be like three little Fonzies here." "And what's Fonzie like ?" " Come on, Yolanda !" "What's Fonzie like ?" " He's cool." " What ?" " Cool." "Correctamundo." "And that's what we're gonna be." "We're gonna be cool." "Now, Ringo, I'm gonna count to three." "And when I count three," "I want you to let go of your gun, put your palms flat on the table and sit your ass down." "And when you do it, you do it cool." "You ready ?" "One, two, three." " Okay, now you let him go !" " Yolanda !" "I thought you were gonna be cool." "Now, when you yell at me, it makes me nervous." "When I get nervous, I get scared." "When motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot." "Just know, you hurt him, you die." "Well, that seems to be the situation." "But I don't want that." "And you don't want that." "And Ringo here definitely doesn't want that." "So let's see what we can do." "Now... here's the situation." "Normally both your asses would be dead as fuckin' fried chicken, but you happened to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period, and I don't wanna kill you;" "I wanna help you." "But I can't give you this case, 'cause it don't belong to me." "Besides, I been through too much shit over this case this morning... to just hand it over to your dumb ass." " Vincent !" " Be cool !" "Yolanda, it's cool, baby." " Get back !" "It's cool !" "We still just talkin'." " Come on." "Point the gun at me." "Point the gun at me." "There you go." "Now, Vincent, you just hang back... and don't do a goddamn thing." "Tell her it's still cool." " It's still cool, Honey Bunny." " How we doin', baby ?" "I" " I gotta go pee." "I wanna go home." "Hang in there, baby." "I'm proud of you." "And Ringo's proud of you." "It's almost over." "Tell her you're proud of her." " I'm proud of you, Honey Bunny." " I love you." " I love you too, Honey Bunny." " Now," "I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet." " Which one is it ?" " It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker."" "That's it." "That's my bad motherfucker." "Open it up." "Take out the money." "Count it." "How much is there ?" "About 1,500 dollars." "Okay, put it in your pocket." "It's yours." "Now, with the rest of those wallets and the register, that makes this a pretty successful little score, huh ?" "Jules, you give that fuckin' nimrod 1,500 dollars, and I'll shoot him on general principle." "No, Yolanda !" "Yolanda !" "He ain't gonna do a goddamn, motherfuckin' thing !" "Vince, shut the fuck up !" " Shut up !" " Come on, Yolanda." "Stay with me, baby." "Now, I ain't giving' it to him, Vincent." "I'm buyin' something for my money." " Wanna know what I'm buyin', Ringo ?" " What ?" "Your life." "I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass." "You read the Bible, Ringo ?" "Not regularly, no." "Well, there's this passage I got memorized." "Ezekiel 25:17." ""The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides... by the inequities of the selfish... and the tyranny of evil men." "Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children." "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger... those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers." "And you will know I am the Lord... when I lay My vengeance upon you."" "I been sayin' that shit for years, and if you heard it, that meant your ass." "I never gave much thought to what it meant." "I just thought it was some coldblooded shit to say to a motherfucker... before I popped a cap in his ass." "But I saw some shit this morning made me think twice." "See, now I'm thinkin' maybe it means... you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9-millimeter here, he's the shepherd... protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness." "Or it could mean... you're the righteous man, and I'm the shepherd, and it's the world that's evil and selfish." "Now, I'd like that." "But that shit ain't the truth." "The truth is, you're the weak... and I'm the tyranny of evil men." "But I'm tryin', Ringo." "I'm tryin' real hard... to be the shepherd." "Go." "I think we should be leaving now." " Yeah, that's probably a good idea."

"I'm telling you, you gonna like this." "Let me change back to basketball games," "I didn't come here to watch soccer." "It's not about the soccer." "Man, she better be hot." "Listen, Mexican sideline reporters, and American sideline reporters are two different things." " Yeah, you know how you never see Hannah Storm from the waist down?" " Yeah." " She's the opposite." "No one knows what her face looks like." "Oh!" " Gol!" " Man, look at that." "She's so hot, I would hit Alyssa Milano in the head with Fran Drescher just to get to her." " Yo, you know what?" "Shorty make me want to brush up on my habla español." " She is so hot, elderly couples from long island spend the winter at her." " I could not play football with her on the sidelines." "I'd be dropping passes or running the wrong plays, showing up to the wrong game." " You did that stuff anyway." " Look, if anything ever happened to me and..." "Suzanne, hey." "How you doing, baby?" "You're home early." " Hi." " All right." " Hey, guys." " Okay." " And that's our cue." " All right, it's been real." " Good to see you." " Next week?" " Hopefully." "Hey, babe, are you gonna be here next Sunday?" " Uh, I don't know." "Why?" "You want to go out?" "Oh, we could take the ferry over to bainbridwe and have some brunch." " Oh, no, I was thinking about having the guys over again." "I mean, but if you're gonna be here, we'll just go to a bar." " How come I can't be here if the guys are over?" " Well, I don't want to disturb you." " I never said you disturbed me." " That's 'cause you're not here while we're watching the game." "I mean, if you were, then you'd probably be disturbed." " Oh, I get it." "You don't want me here when you're watching the game with your little friends." " Why does this have to be about you?" "I'm just trying to watch the game." " I like basketball." "How come I can't watch?" " You can." "Just not with us." "Baby." "Look, I love you." "But every now and then," "I just need some time with the boys, you know?" "Man time." " Well, I'm gonna be here, so you can just go to your funky little bar and have your man time." " Sweetheart, don't be like that." "Look, what's for dinner, baby?" " I don't know, baby." "Why don't you ask your boys?" " please pass the milk." " Are you sure you want me to do it?" "Maybe you want one of your boys to pass the milk." " I hope you're not like this when my mother gets here." " Oh, see, I was thinking maybe you didn't want me around when she's here." "I've already interfered with your man time." "I don't want to interfere with your mama time." " Is grandma coming?" " Couple of weeks." "And please, don't call her grandma." "You know she hates that." " Why is she staying here?" " I asked the same thing." " She's moving into a new apartment, and it's not ready yet." " Kevin, she's gonna be sleeping in your room, so make sure it's clean." " I made my bed." " We mean, if there's anything in there you don't want her to see, get it out of there now." " Whose bathroom is she gonna use?" " Ours." " So he told you to your face he didn't want you to see the game with him?" " Yes." "Can you believe that?" " That's great." "Suzanne, that name loves you." "Shoot, I'm jealous." " Uh, hello!" "Are you paying attention?" "He told me he doesn't want me around." " He's telling you how heels." "I mean, I wish I had a man that honest." "No games." "No trying to figure out if he really has money, or is he just saying that so you won't get mad?" " So you think Nick's right?" " What do you think?" "Do you think he's right?" " No, which is why I was thinking that next Sunday, you and I could go to no hitter, get the table right next to his, and prove to him that we fit in." " A little stalker-y, don't you think?" " You cannot stalk your own husband." " Mm." "You could be the first." " Ooh." "Lord, I haven't slept in a little boy's bed since you peed in mine when you were five." "Remember?" " So what happened at your old building?" " Oh, they're tearing it down." "Apparently some guy cut corners when they were putting it up, so now the whole thing is falling apart." " Sounds like Lindsay Lohan." " Uh..." " Hang on." " Well, you know, it works for me." "I got temporary housing fees, and with that money," "I was able to buy myself a new watch." "Bam!" " Ooh." "Don't tell Suzanne about that." "She might try to put you out." " Hmm, I wish she'd try." " Hey, Marilyn, can you..." " I know." "You want me to take you shopping." " I've been saving up to buy something." " Saving up?" "I'm impressed." "What is it?" " A pair of baby puff pants." " What is a baby puff?" " It's P. Diddy's daughter." "She has her own clothing line." " What's in the collection, leather onesies and platinum sippy cups?" " How much do these things cost anyway?" " $150." " $150?" "I'm not letting you spend that money on some baby pants." " Girl, I can make that outfit for $20." "All I need is some fabric and my." " Really?" "You can make clothes?" " Where do you think they come from?" " Stores." " I told you not to put these kids in public school." " Hey, mom." " Kevin, what are you doing?" " I'm building a tent, because one day, the world's gonna end, and we're gonna be roaming the streets like nomads." "Only the strong will survive, and I'll be ready." "Can you open this?" " No." " Hey, baby." " Did you tell him he could do that?" " Yeah." "He wanted to sleep under a bush outside." " Well, I would have appreciated it if you had talked to me about it." "Or maybe this is another one of those conversations you can only have with your boys." " All right." "Game, set." "Uh." "Match." "But you are being unreasonable." " I'm not being unreasonable." " Okay, you're not." " Don't patronize me." " I'm not patronizing you." "I'm agreeing with you." " But if you don't believe in what you're agreeing to, then you're patronizing me, and I don't want you to give up your principles just to please me or start lying to me and doing things behind my back" "because you think I can't handle the truth." "Nick, I married you for who you are." " What are you talking about?" "I mean, are we arguing?" "Are we agreeing?" "What?" " You want me to take you back through it?" " No, no, look." "Do you want to come watch the game with us on Sunday?" " Are you asking me?" " I thought that's what I just did." " No, you asked me if I wanted to come." "You didn't say you wanted me to come." " Okay." "Suzanne, I would like for you to come watch the game with me and the boys on Sunday." "Would you like to go with me?" " Why you got to say it like I'm two?" "Okay, okay." "I'm just playing." "Yes, thank you." "I would love to come." " Man, she got all up in your head." "Day six." " It's getting rough out here." "I miss my family and..." "I'm almost out of honey o's." " Wow." "You're good at that." "Where'd you learn how to sew?" " School." "They used to actually teach you stuff." "See, you used to get out of school, you had a diploma, could get a job, and lead a life." "Now you get out of school, you're in debt, dumb, and back at home." " What's a diploma?" " Oh, lord." "Anyway, we didn't wear designers back then." "And there was none of this shopping all year long." "Oh, no, you got your new clothes at the end of August, and they had to last you the whole year." " But what if they went out of style?" " Then you went right with them." " Excuse me, ma'am." "Mind if you use your plug?" " What you supposed to be?" " The future." " Go ahead." "See, that's the problem with imagination." " Oh." " Oh." " Can I get you guys something else?" " Si, si, a plate of nachos, por favor." " I'm not Spanish." " I know, but you got me speaking in tongues." " Man, I would love to get lost at sea with you." " In that scenario, we'd both end up dead." " Listen, I want to apologize for the behavior of my friends." "It's their make-a-wish day." "But if you'd like to get together and I could apologize more, you know, vigorously..." " Whatever, Robin Thicke." "Walking away." " Watching you walk." " Hey, hey, hey." " Hey." " Look who I got with me." "Hoo-hoo." " Hi." " Hey, guys." " What's up, guys?" " There you go, 'zanne." " Nick, you didn't mention you were bringing Suzanne." " Ah, you know, it's funny." "Nick didn't want me to come, but I said, "I like your friends." "I like basketball."" "I thought this would be fun." " Well, good for you." " Great story." "Um, Nick, I have got to show you this autographed Jersey they have out front." " I saw it on the way in." " No, you didn't." "This way, please." "What the hell is wrong with you, man?" " You heard her." "I told her not to come." " Well, then what is she doing here?" " I asked her to come." " Why would you do that?" " Dude, I'm married." "Now, where's this autographed Jersey?" " Oh, yes, baby." " Whoo." " That's what I'm talking about." " Here you go, sweetie." " Uh, gracias." " Does your wife know you speak Spanish?" " Uh, no comprende?" " "Sweetie," huh?" "Somebody's looking for a big tip." "Ooh!" " Oh!" " Did you guys see that?" "No." " Oh." " Oh, damn." " Rondo is playing like a little girl." "Why doesn't he just take it to the hole?" " Because every time he does, they put him on his back." " Thank you." " I like the kid." " Me too." " Ten bucks says he scores next time up the floor." " Definitely." " I'm in." "I want some of that action." " Okay, y'all must like losing your money." "Honey, can I have $10?" " Yes!" " Oh, man." " You're gonna give me a chance to win my money back, right?" " All right, Danny DeVito, trying to man up." " Ten bucks says that's a ten." " No way." "I'm taking that bet." " Booyah." "What?" "What?" "20 bucks that's a charge." " No, no way." " All right, that's my last $20." " Ha!" " Oh, my God." " Come to mama." " That's it." "I'm done." "No more." " Me too." " What about you, Martin?" "You want to go again, double or nothing?" " Uh, I think I'm gonna have to go with nothing." "I am Toni Braxton broke." " Well, I guess we're done here." "I'll see you guys next week." " Yeah, definitely." " All right, guys." " Yeah, see you later, Nick." " That was fun." " Yeah." " Hey, guys." "We're home." " Hey, everybody." "Hey, Kevin." " So how was the game?" " Oh, it was good." " Ooh." " Mom, dad, look what me and Marilyn made." " Oh, my God, those are amazing." "You made those, Marilyn?" " That's right." "Stick with me." "You might learn something." " I can't believe it." "They look just like the real baby puffs." "But here's the best part." "Bam!" "I got my own designer logo." " Go take those off." "I need to finish the inside seams." " Okay." " Nice work, Marilyn." " You're lucky I'm staying here, or I'd be charging you a grip." " Today was a good day." "Plus, I got some spa money." " I am tickled pink that you had a good time." " Oh, come on." "Don't pout." "Admit it." "The guys had a blast, and you know it." " It may have looked that way to you, but what you just witnessed was a master performance of a show called" ""men holding back 'cause a woman was there."" " Okay." "You are just mad because you wanted it to suck and it didn't." " You wouldn't say that if it was you." " Oh, no, see, that's where you're wrong, because women don't need to change their behavior just because there's a man in the room." "Now, if you'll excuse me," "I have some spa appointments to book." "Oh." "And I want my $65." " Buenos dias, ladies." " Hi." " Gracias." " De nada." "For you?" " Thank you." " You're very welcome." "Chbo." " I love this spa." " Mm." " Ooh." "That boy would make me get my weave wet." " And I know he broke, but he almost makes me want to slum it." " Well, I'm glad I don't know what his name is, 'cause I might accidentally say it in my sleep." " For the purpose of this conversation, let's just call him..." "Nick!" " Nick, hi." " Hey." "Who's ready to get pampered?" " Avocado hot stone shiatsu massage." "Whoo, that sounds messy." "What are you guys gonna do?" " Uh, I'm getting the Nicky massage." " I'm getting the first lady, and my cousin here is going for Oprah's big "o."" " It's organic." " Mm, that sounds good." " Oh, Suzanne, look, cucumber water." " I have water." " No, no, not this water." "What's wrong with your man?" " What?" " You know Jevonne's boyfriend just cheated on her." "I mean, we're trying to cheer her up." "We can't do that with your man here." " Well, I didn't know he was coming." " How can you not know he was coming?" " He's my husband." "How am I supposed to know what he's doing?" "Is that the cucumber water?" " Girl, sit down." " So what do you say, spalding?" "You want to surf the web?" "No?" "Yeah, you're right." "I guess I do need to conserve the battery." "How about just one video?" "Let's go for a classic." "Let's see." "I used to listen to this song when I was a kid." "It's called the good life." "It's good, right?" "Shh." "Try not to sing so loud." " Kevin." " Shh." " I know you're in there." " We don't want no trouble." "Ain't got nothing here for you." "And I'm telling you, you don't want to come check." " Whatever." "When Marilyn wakes up from her nap, tell her I went to the mall." "It's about to get violent." " Ooh." "Now, this would look good on your toes." " Mojo melon, huh?" "Uh, okay." "Suzanne, you didn't tell me Nick knows so much about toes." " I didn't know." " I didn't think most black men cared about feet at all till we saw boomerang." "That changed everything." " Oh, my God." "Boomerang." "Eddie Murphy." "Oh, for years, I wouldn't date anybody that didn't have a mustache." "All that chocolate." " Can you believe Halle Berry played the plain girl in that movie?" " I know, right?" "And earth a kitt." ""I am not wearing any panties, Marcus."" "You put this on, me and your toes are gonna need a moment to ourselves." " Oh, here." "Look at this." "Another reality show..." "Real housewives of hip-hop." " What?" "Now, you know there only but three wives in all of rap." "Everybody else is just a baby mama." "That's what they should name the show, the real House of baby mamas." " See, I couldn't have all those cameras in my house." " Oh, they might catch some of that toe activity." " How are you doing, señoritas?" " Good." " Ooh, I'm great." " Fine." " Fantastic." "I'll be back to check on you in a few." " Those pants are tight." " I know." " Those pants make skinny jeans look like sweats." " I know." " And that shirt was so tight," "I bet he could only breathe through one lung at a time." "Look, you do push-ups, dude." "We get it, all right?" "The auditions for twilight are over." " Right." " Shamar Moore called." "He wants to challenge you to a eyebrow wax-off." " Oh, that's funny." " You can't get tighter than that." "It's impossible." " It's ridiculous." " Nick?" "We're ready for your pedicure." " Uh, you're getting a pedicure?" " Well, I was gonna get some of these lumps on my head worked on, but getting my feet cleaned up just seemed like the way to go." "All right, ladies," "I will see you on the other side." " All right." " Next time, bring you." "Uh, uh, uh." " Oh, let's make a plan." "You better work." "Look at him." "He looks so funny." "Bye, Nick." " Hey." " Hey." " Hey, sweetie." "Look at you." " Marilyn, are you leaving?" " Yeah, they got my place." "And as sad as it makes me to have to leave here, got to go." "Fresh white carpet awaits." "Hey, turn around here and let me take a good look at your little fine self." "That is a nice jacket." "Where'd you get it?" " It's a baby puff." " For $100?" " Since I saved the money by making the pants," "I got the jacket instead." " Lindsey, the only reason I made you those pants was because I was trying to teach you the value of a dollar." "And then you turn around and pay $100 for that?" "Girl, you missed my point entirely." " I'm sorry, Marilyn, but you kind of missed my point too." " And what would that be?" " I wanted some baby puff." " You know, you ain't too old to get choked." "I'm surprised more kids don't go missing." " Hey, babe." "Where's Kevin?" " Uh, he smelled." "I made him take down his tent and get in the shower." "You look relaxed." " My feet feel so good from that pedicure," "I can't stand up." " All that soaking, massaging, moisturizing, clipping, buffing, polishing..." "I have never been treated that nice in my life." " Well, I'm glad that you had a good time." " I had a great time." "But honestly, I was doing it to get back at you." "I thought I'd feel uncomfortable around your girls, but they were cool." " No, they weren't, and neither was I." "Nick, you proved your point." "I need to let you and your boys hang and have fun." "I'm sorry." " Hold on." "Can you say that again?" " Nick Kingston-persons, I'm sorry." " An apology and a pedicure." "Ooh, throw in a clock radio and some socks, and I don't need another gift till I retire." "Well, listen, I'm glad that you had a great time." "But I never want to see you in that place again." " Can I go when you're not there?" " No." " What am I gonna tell that white girl, then?"

"(BELL TOLLING)" "(SIGHS)" "(BREATHING HEAVILY)" "Hey, Dale." "Good morning, Hazel." "How we doing?" "I'm great." "There you go, extra bacon today, okay?" "Great." "Here you go." "Thanks so much." "Hey, you know, I hate to bother you with this, but there's more of those cross-country ski tracks." "They go right through my property." "Well, winter's almost over." "I know that, but can you stop..." "Yeah, yeah, I will." "Okay." "Thank you." "Mmm." "What?" "I need to talk to you." "(MUFFLED) Can't you see I'm eating?" "Hang on." "Okay, I'll wait for you inside." "Okay." "Ah." "Here." "So what's up?" "Could you take that, please?" "Bob Chandler has been trying to reach his mother all morning." "She's not answering." "And?" "Well, he's getting back this afternoon." "Jolene stopped by and knocked on the door, no answer." "So, he's hoping that you'll pass by, make sure that Delia's okay." "And why can't you do it?" "Because my shift ended while you were eating your breakfast." "Oh, right." "Let me take care of that for you." "Oh, thanks." "Yeah, just top it up?" "The cell phone." "Oh." "No, it's fine." "It's been sitting in that box for three months." "It's comfortable there." "Uh-huh." "Get some sleep." "Oh, will you stop by Ernie's on the way?" "There was a call about some sort of fracas over there." "A "frah-cas"?" "That's what I said, "fray-cas."" ""Frah-cas." I think it's..." "Try Delia again." "Okay." "(DOORBELL RINGING)" "Delia, it's Hazel." "I'm letting myself in." "Delia?" "Yeah, I'm at Delia's." "Get over here as fast as you can, and call Spere." "Yeah." "You got here fast." "This is wild." "Yeah." "You knew her?" "Yeah." "All my life." "She went to my mom's church." "I've never seen anything like this." "What can you tell?" "Well, it looks like a knife to the neck." "Yeah." "But I'll have to bring her to the city and get a full report from the coroner." "It could take a couple of weeks." "I can't wait two weeks." "Do me a favor, take her to the church first." "I'll meet you there and you can see what you figure out and then take her to Mayfair Grace for the autopsy." "I can't do that." "Protocol." "I know what the protocols are." "I guess so." "Sure." "She's your friend." "Thanks." "I appreciate it." "(DOOR OPENS)" "(GROANS)" "Tommy, if you're gonna puke, don't do it here." "No, I'm okay." "You sure?" "Maybe I better go outside and wait for Bob to get here." "Yeah, I think that's a good idea." "Yeah." "You okay?" "Yeah, I'm okay." "You okay?" "Yeah." "HAZEL:" "Uh, what about cars?" "Were there any cars around that you didn't recognize?" "Oh, yeah, there were cars." "I mean, that you didn't know, that you hadn't seen before?" "Yesterday, parked over there, there was one." "A dark one." "Black?" "Like, dark gray." "Gray." "Okay." "And did you see the driver?" "No." "How about the make?" "Maybe Ronny will remember." "He knows cars." "If Ronny does figure out anything would you have him call me?" "Yeah." "She's getting big." "Oh, God." "I'll..." "I'll get this." "I'll take him in the back." "Oh, thanks." "I've been trying for months to get her into hospice care." "I knew this day was coming and I just never figured it was going to be like this." "So, did she have any family heirlooms or expensive jewelry or anything in the house?" "You think someone was trying to rob her?" "I don't know." "Was she expecting anyone, I mean, besides you?" "No." "Can I see her?" "Not..." "Not yet." "Let's..." "In a bit." "SPERE:" "So, as you can see, this cut is surgical." "Through the windpipe and esophagus on the first cut." "And the second deepens all the way down to the spinal cord." "RAY:" "Was he trying to get a trophy?" "Well, another cut and it was his, so, I'd say no." "What happened to the finger?" "SPERE:" "He broke it before she died." "You can see the swelling." "That's definitely before." "So she did fight back." "It would be the only sign." "Didn't see anything else." "RAY:" "Her face looked like she was screaming when she died." "That's a horror movie myth, faces frozen in terror." "Mostly the dead look drunk." "This was clearly manipulated." "You have to wait until rigor mortis sets in, about three hours." "And then, you have to hold the mouth and tongue in that position until the muscle sets." "For how long?" "I'd say another hour." "He was standing over her with his fingers in her mouth." "When I was a taxidermist I actually tried it on this tabby cat, and I... (CLEARS THROAT)" "We're not equipped for this, and you are in no shape to be chasing anyone." "That leaves me." "This is something I can't handle on my own." "What, are you complaining about this before we even give it a try?" "We need to get Mason to assign a homicide detective." "We are detectives." "This is our town." "Don't let your personal shit cloud your judgment." "We can do this." "What are you talking about?" "Your words." "I don't understand what you're talking about." "Your words." "I don't understand." "All I have to say is" "I'm gonna do this with or without you." "So if I have to, I'll do it alone." "Fuck you, Hazel." "Thanks." "I knew you'd get onboard." "What?" "I don't think you get this good on the first try." "(CHILDREN LAUGHING)" "(DISTORTED NOISES)" "BOY:" "Over here." "Move back." "Give her some space." "(DOOR CLOSING)" "I heard about Delia." "Oh, that was fast." "Who told you?" "Trudy Davis." "Everybody's over at the church." "Why aren't you there?" "'Cause I wanted to be here when you got home." "Well, I'm home, so you can go." "You know, it would mean a lot to everybody if..." "Oh, please, do not start with your Sundays of sunshine shit." "You can knock it all you want, but when you were in the hospital they were there for you." "I didn't ask them to be there for me." "It was my back, and they made it into some kind of community tragedy." "It wasn't just your back." "You were about to have a baby." "Well, that was a long time ago." "And I can count on one hand the number of times you've talked about it." "All right, look, I will go to the funeral." "Okay?" "What do you want to eat?" "Nothing." "I'm going out." "With who?" "With Andy." "Will his wife be there?" "Oh, I hope so." "(CHUCKLES)" "Hey." "Sorry I'm late." "I was starving." "I went ahead." "I got you a drink." "Thanks." "(SIGHING)" "What's going on?" "You okay?" "It's this back." "I gotta have an operation for the, you know, disk thing." "Again?" "What about the shots?" "They're not working." "One doctor says it's autoimmune." "The other one says it was the original operation." "I don't know." "When do they want you to have it?" "Six months ago." "Oh, Hazel." "I mean, your stubbornness is gonna kill you." "There's worse ways to go." "Listen, there's a great rehabilitation facility." "It's in North Bay." "Are you crazy?" "I'm not leaving my house." "Your mom can't carry you." "(LAUGHS) I'd like to see her try." "(SIGHS)" "Maybe I can help some." "I could come over maybe once or twice a day." "What would your wife say?" "(LAUGHS) My wife?" "My wife would say that you're having surgery to get me under your roof again." "(LAUGHING)" "She's a riot." "BARTENDER:" "Here you go, Hazel." "You two seem to be in sync." "You jealous?" "(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)" "You gotta go." "No, I should go." "I should go, Hazel." "I'll..." "I'll get you next time." "Wait." "I mean, while I have you here," "I just thought maybe you could help me with this." "This asshole cop got me on the way back from hockey." "Sure." "Okay, thanks." "Mmm-hmm." "Okay." "We don't open for a couple of minutes, but come on in." "It's cold." "Hmm." "Have a seat wherever you like." "Coffee's brewing." "Some hot water, if you have it." "That one of those green teas?" "It's damiana, natural tonic." "Oh." "Get a lot of truckers this time of the morning, but you don't look like a trucker." "I'm not." "Well, cook should be here any minute if you want to see a menu." "Just berries, if you have." "Yeah." "Sorry, it comes with melon." "(CHUCKLES)" "Are you a doctor?" "I specialize in methods that conventional medicine ignores." "What kind of methods?" "Many diseases can manifest through our environment." "What we eat, how we live, and just as we may create our illness, our bodies can be healed." "And that works on, uh..." "On sick people?" "If they are pure of heart and mind, yes." "My daughter Rose is..." "She's sick." "They call them seizures, but it's like she falls over dead." "They think it's a brain tumor." "How old is she?" "She's 12." "And straightway the damsel arose and walked, for she was of the age of 12." "And they were overcome with wonder." "Mark 5:42." "Excuse me." "Pretty good month." "What are they talking about in there?" "Um, something about an Oldsmobile." "I'm just gonna leave those here." "Yeah, okay." "So are you liking it here so far?" "Uh, yeah, it's great." "You know, if you need any help finding an apartment, I know lots of places." "I'm good." "Thank you." "Okay." "HAZEL:" "Stop flirting and get him in here." "(LAUGHS) She..." "So I found three late '80s Olds in the system." "One's on cinder blocks, the other two are accounted for." "So that means the one Jolene saw..." "Didn't come from here." "Right." "Uh, this is Ben Wingate." "Good morning." "Good morning, Mr. Wingate." "And where did they find you?" "Toronto." "52 Division." "You transferred from Toronto to here?" "Yes, ma'am." "Whose wife did you screw?" "Uh... (CHUCKLES)" "It..." "It was my choice." "Why?" "I thought it was nice." "It's not nice." "No, it's not nice at all." "But it is interesting, isn't it, that he shows up, when we have our first murder in four years?" "(CHUCKLES)" "(CELL PHONE PLAYING MUSIC)" "Is that that?" "No, I didn't set that ring." "And how do you answer it?" "(CONTINUES RINGING)" "Just press that button." "There." "Yeah." "Stop." "Shut up." "How do you do that?" "The bottom one." "(RINGING STOPS)" "Oh, shit." "I broke it." "Give me that." "I will fix this." "Dismissed." "BOB:" "My mother lived her whole life in this town." "She was one of the original members of Civitan Zone 5." "Every year, and I can remember, she would put on her best dress, go out and sell Claxton cakes at Christmas." "She once told me that if I speak at her funeral, to make sure everyone here remember her how she was before the sick." "The Delia Chandler who had great gams and could kick over her head." "And who loved her family and her community." "(BELL TOLLING)" "Oh, God, here she comes." "Andrew." "Hey." "Glynnis." "Hey, Hazel." "I know you call him Andy." "I'm just trying to be respectful." "Well, I call him Andrew." "You can call him whatever the hell you want, but if you want to be respectful, stop parking your car outside our house." "Excuse me, but some people have jobs." "My job happens to be to take care of this community." "What is your job?" "Because, at the bar..." "(CLAMORING)" "Why don't you go down the way?" "Why don't you go there for a while?" "HAZEL:" "I feel bad for Andy." "I really, I want him to be happy, I just..." "Hey." "We got a dead body out in Chamberlain." "What does he see in her anyway?" "I mean, really." "What did you say?" "Dead body out in Chamberlain." "Potential homicide." "Well, that's not us." "Well, Mason wants us to go out there, so it is now." "He called you and not me?" "Body in there?" "Yeah." "Victim's name?" "Michael Ullman." "The horse trainer found him this morning." "She had the week off." "Okay." "I'd like to talk to her." "Oh, I don't know where she is." "I told her that she could leave, I..." "All right, relax." "Do you know where she lives?" "Do you have her phone number?" "Okay, I'd like you to call her, ask her if she's seen an old make Oldsmobile, gray, maybe between '85, '89." "You can do that now." "Yeah." "Good." "Go." "(HORSE NEIGHING)" "Whoa." "What is it?" "(SIGHS)" "No stomach." "What do you mean there's no stomach?" "It's been removed." "(DOGS BARKING)" "RAY:" "Hazel?" "(DOGS WHIMPERING)" "RAY:" "What is it?" "I think I found his stomach." "Two murders in three days, couple of 100 clicks apart." "Something's in the air." "Full moon?" "You think he's smart enough to know our jurisdiction lines?" "You think this is connected to Delia?" "Well, it's..." "A gruesome crime scene." "No forced entry." "I don't think so." "I mean, the victims couldn't be more different." "An old lady in town." "Rich guy on a farm." "What's the connection?" "His face looked pretty weird, didn't it?" "Hmm?" "Mmm-hmm." "It could have been manipulated but it wasn't so obvious." "Would it show up in the autopsy?" "Not if he was wearing gloves." "Thank you." "You guys?" "All right." "(EMILY HUMMING)" "Don't put your drink on my photo album." "You're gonna get a mark on it." "Hmm." "I haven't looked at these in a long time." "Oh, look at those false eyelashes." "Remember those?" "Yeah, they were ridiculous." "Remember at your wedding when you started laughing and you laughed so hard you cried and your eyelashes slid down your cheek?" "I'm not the one that started the laughing, you did." "No, I didn't." "I did..." "No." "I was laughing because you were laughing." "You..." "Once you started I had to join in." "You have such an infectious laugh." "You have a terrible memory." "I don't have a terrible memory." "That's exactly what happened." "I miss that laugh." "Okay." "Well, enjoy your corpses." "Thank you." "I was just calling to see if there'd been any recent murders in your jurisdiction." "Uh, sure, I can hold." "Who is that?" "Hamilton Police Department." "They're not sure they've had any murders?" "Yeah, I'm still here." "MASON:" "Got your requisition for more manpower." "Didn't I send somebody to you?" "Yes, but we still only have two detectives, me and Ray." "Well, that should be enough to solve one murder." "Two." "We think this is the work of a..." "Oh, good God." "No, please." "(CHUCKLES)" "Serial killer." "Serial killer, huh?" "Do you know what we call two murders here?" "The morning shift." "You should do stand-up." "Oh, wait a second." "This is your way of convincing me to give you the permanent Commanding Officer job, with a suicide attempt on your record." "You lost your chance when they had to pump painkillers out of your belly in the ER." "I'm telling you about two murders." "Do you think I give a shit what my title is?" "You would have been forced into retirement without me, so watch your mouth." "All right, Hazel, you want my attention, you got it." "What do you have?" "Look." "You see how her mouth was manipulated?" "We think his was too." "And there was no forced entry in either case, and Ullman's body was just a few miles over the jurisdictional line." "And?" "Well, so he's spreading his targets far enough apart and he's changing the profile of the victims so that we don't connect them." "Serial killers leave calling cards." "They want the world to know what they're doing." "I'm telling you, I know that this is the same guy." "You know nothing." "You are guessing and you want me to give you manpower to follow a hunch." "All I need is one detective with profiling experience." "You know, if I knew that sending you to Chamberlain was going to trigger this" "I would have sent somebody who's better equipped." "But, as I said, I don't have anybody else." "No." "No specific age or gender." "No it could look like anything." "Yeah, uh, yeah, the mouth." "That's exactly what we're looking for." "No, it could look like a suicide." "Uh, could you send that over to me?" "Is she upstairs?" "She's sleeping." "Oh." "I just, um..." "I don't think now is a good time." "Hmm." "I'm sorry." "I understand." "Wait." "Can you open your mouth for me?" "Stick out your tongue." "Ah." "What happens just before you fall down?" "It smells funny." "Like what?" "Scrambled eggs." "Do you like scrambled eggs?" "Not anymore." "Hmm." "I don't like scrambled eggs either." "What is it?" "This is mistletoe." "It's like Christmas." "Oh, this is my favorite part." "(LIQUID POURING)" "There." "I'm not drinking that." "(WHISPERING) Do you like honey?" "Yeah." "Could you bring us some honey?" "I'm going to die, aren't I?" "Hmm." "We're all going to die." "That's how God intended it." "But how we live and how we die, that can be meaningful." "Do you want to get better?" "I forgot to tell you." "These cups are magic." "If you sing to them, they'll make the tea taste better." "(HUMMING)" "Your turn." "(BOTH HUMMING)" "Keep singing." "(HUMMING)" "Keep singing." "(BOTH HUMMING)" "(TRAIN HORN BLOWING IN DISTANCE)" "(BOTH HUMMING)" "I looked into that stuff you asked about." "She had an e-mail account." "Traded gardening tips with a cousin in Calgary, and she visited a soap opera chat room." "She kept busy." "That she did." "The only thing she bought was a gold cross necklace" "I don't remember her wearing necklaces." "It's my wife's birthday next week." "It's gonna be weird getting something from her now." "She never said it out loud, but she'd been suffering for a long time." "I could see she was ready to go." "It was in her eyes." "Maybe he did her a favor." "Doesn't make it right." "I know." "But it helps me sleep." "(DOOR BELL RINGING)" "(MUSIC PLAYING)" "Wingate." "You're gonna want to see this." "Okay." "Uh, maybe I should walk you through that." "No, that's fine." "Good night." "Thank you." "Okay, are you sure?" "Do you like curry?" "Yeah." "I love curry." "Well, Hazel, let the kid in." "Uh, I finally got all these files I've been chasing down and I think we're missing something with the faces." "This is Gary Dewer, found by his son, hanging from a chandelier." "Plastic bag over his head." "Look at..." "The tongue is pressed down towards the teeth." "Four days later Adrian Grunwald, mouth found open." "And then we have Morton Halfe." "Look at this, his mouth is almost identical to Dewer's." "Like Ullman's." "Yeah." "What's the connective..." "You know, what are we missing?" "All the mouths are clearly manipulated." "Is it like a code or something?" "How's the curry?" "Oh, uh, it's great." "Thank you." "It's delicious." "Glad to see someone's eating my cooking." "So, why did you transfer from Toronto to here, really?" "I mean, don't give me the bullshit about a small town life." "Um..." "Uh, my partner died last year." "On duty?" "Uh, he wasn't a cop." "The guys on the force didn't take that news so well." "Well, how do you like it here, so far?" "Excuse me, I ask a lot of questions." "It's an occupational hazard." "No, that's okay." "Are you a reporter?" "No." "Judge." "Retired." "Oh." "Well, then, Your Honor... (GIGGLING)" "Um, I like it." "I mean, uh, it's slower." "Mmm-hmm." "But, uh, that's good, you know, it gives you kind of more time to think." "Exactly." "You been calling your mother?" "All right, stop it." "What?" "Kids should talk to their mothers." "And some mothers talk too much." "Meaning me?" "Yes." "Okay." "You're my mother." "You're talking too much." "I'm hardly talking at all." "Okay." "You're grilling him." "I'm not!" "I'll clear." "HAZEL:" "Next." "RAY:" "Looks like he's singing." "HAZEL:" "Next." "What about this one?" "The mouth's pressed together." "What if..." "Seriously, what if he's saying something?" "He's not saying something, he's dead." "I know." "Well, is he saying anything?" "It's like a..." "Look, it's like a..." "Buh, like a buh." "No, it's mmm..." "Mmm, mmm." "Muh." "Well, go to the next one." "That's it, go on." "BEN:" "The upper lip is bent." "It's buh." "Now do it again." "Say a sentence that has a "muh" sound and a "buh" sound." "You're going to see the difference." "Your mother got hit by a bus." "Yeah." "Do you see..." "Your..." "BEN:" "Mother..." "Muh and buh, they're two entirely..." "Okay, try it again." "BEN:" "Okay, that's a mouth that's wide open, right?" "HAZEL:" "Go back." "MATHIESEN:" "If you look at it, the lips are curled in." "Mmm." "BEN:" "You're right if you're talking about Portuguese." "MATHIESEN:" "I don't speak Portuguese." "Or maybe it's not what they're saying as individuals." "Maybe they're syllables and whoever manipulated their mouths is saying something with them all..." "Will you be quiet!" "RAY:" "Well, some of them don't look like they're saying anything together." "Maybe it's in the wrong order, then." "Well, it's the order that we found them." "Well, maybe it's a different order." "Maybe it's the order in which they were killed." "How about if we try it going from west to east?" "So, that would be Dewar, Grunwald, Fortnum." "Try that." "Okay." "Faster." "BEN:" "The vowels?" "Think about how many vowels." "Vowels make you open your entire mouth." "I mean, think about it." "It's only buh or muh, it's slow but it's something like a..." "Jesus." "MATHIESEN:" "Lie-bee-la." "Lie-bee-la." "Lie-bee-la?" "No, no, no, it's Lie-bee-ra." "It's an "R"." "Look at, uh..." "Look at his mouth." "That's an L. Now can you flip to Ruby Marshall, please?" "Yeah." "See how the tongue is kind of on the side of the mouth?" "That's an R. It's ra." "As in, "You're wrong."" "Lie-bee-ra ri-e." "Ra-ri-e." "It's Professor Plume in the lie-bee-ra-ri-e with the candlestick." "(SIGHS) I'm done." "Hey, guys." "What if it isn't English?" "What do you mean, like French?" "Huh." "(GASPS) They were all Catholic." "It's Latin." "I guarantee you, this is Latin." "Latin?" "Who speaks Latin?" "People in Latin America." "Oh, God." "It..." "Listen, it sounds like Latin." "It's not that." "Lie-bee-ra." "BEN:" "I guarantee you that's Latin." "Well, I know the words, but I don't actually speak the language." "Oh." "Now, Father Price at Saint Xavier, he was a linguistics professor." "He could help." "When you get to be my age it's a comfort to have those reminders of some accomplishments." "Sit, sit down, please." "Thank you, Father." "They're your students?" "No." "We used to take in orphans and find them homes." "But you don't anymore." "No." "But you didn't come here to talk about that." "No." "Could you help me and tell me what that means?" "(CHUCKLES) Libera." "It's the imperative of the Latin verb that is at the root of liberty." "Liberate." "Well, let me see." "With the E following, eos." "Liberaeos." "Deliver them." "So does that phrase mean anything special to you?" "Liberanosdomine." "Now, that's quite a common phrase." "Free us Lord." "Um, Libera." "Re-Eos." "Libera-re-Eos." "Libera-re-Eos." "And what does that mean?" "Set them free." "So, they're similar." "Similar, yes, but not at all the same." "Do you..." "Do you know anything about the history of the written Bible?" "Well, I always thought it was kind of like a 2,000 year-old game of broken telephone." "(CHUCKLES)" "Let me explain." "The Bible, as we know it, was composed around 400 Anno Domini." "It contained an oral component, because elements of that Bible were prohibited from being written down." "Forbidden songs." "Blessings conferred upon the closest of Christ's disciples." "These were meant to be communicated only between high priests, because once the blessing was offered, the listener became the keeper of it." "And the speaker, on certain occasions, offered himself up as a sacrifice." "For what?" "LiberareEos." "A sacrifice to set them free." "So you do know what it means." "(CHUCKLES)" "Uh, I have..." "Oh, here." "When the women went to complete the burial rites at Christ's tomb, they found it empty." "Hmm." "Their service was rewarded by the Holy Ghost with that prayer." "A consecration against death." "So immortality?" "No, not quite." "LiberareEosis a prayer of resurrection." "Okay." "Ah, back then, people had deeper faith." "Blind faith." "Profound faith." "Well, how exactly does it work?" "I promise I won't tell anybody." "It required 12 willing souls to sacrifice themselves to bring back the one." "Now, the operative word is, "willing."" "Once the final life was given, the prayer was spoken aloud and witnessed." "And then those 12 disciples who sacrificed themselves were granted eternal salvation." "And the chosen one was reborn." "I mean, you know, this is early Christian mysticism." "This pre-dates even the Vatican." "And do you really believe this stuff?" "(SIGHS) I did, yes, once." "But times are different now." "Unwavering belief in the church is difficult to sustain." "Perhaps, I mean, I think quite possibly, with good reason." "I find it fascinating that someone like you would be interested in unearthing this prayer that has been for 1,500 years, by and large, lost." "I think somebody may have found it." "If you can sleep on the floor why can't I sleep in my chair?" "'Cause I'm special." "Let's go up." "You certainly are." "Hey!" "Do you remember that gold cross that Delia Chandler bought online?" "Yeah." "They never got it." "Nothing showed up at Delia's either. a PO box in Port Hardy, BC, addressed to Jane Buck." "BC?" "I called Delia's son." "He's never heard of her." "The post office wouldn't give out any information over the phone, so I looked up Jane Buck in the local white pages and guess what?" "What?" "There's a phone number and home address 10 miles from that PO box." "Go for it." "(LINE RINGING)" "Oh." "WOMAN: (OVER SPEAKER) Hello?" "Hello." "Is this Jane Buck?" "Whoisthis?" "This is Officer Ben Wingate, from the Fort Dundas Police Department." "You wouldn't happen to know anyone by the name of Delia Chandler, would you?" "Thisisn'tagoodtime ." "Okay." "When would be a good time?" "Could be a lead." "Come on, you gotta let me go." "I would love to let you go, but I don't have the money to fly you there." "My mom gives me Air Miles every year for Christmas." "I've never used them." "(DOOR OPENING)" "I found our Olds." "This is where he got the ticket." "Okay." "Well, let's start knocking on some doors." "So you just let him in?" "I spoke with him for quite a while at the diner." "My daughter was very sick and I believed that he could help her." "I was desperate." "Nothing else was working." "RAY:" "What did he look like?" "Tall, thin." "He had a big bag." "Dark coat." "Sandy blonde hair." "Beard." "I remember he had kind eyes." "I don't know if that helps." "Okay, so you let him in and then what happened?" "He gave her some tea." "He came out, he said she was sleeping." "So I looked in on her." "She looked peaceful, so I let her rest." "Then she woke up screaming, vomiting, burning up." "I took her to the hospital." "They told us it was a 50-50 chance she'd make it through the night." "Two days later the vomiting stopped and the MRI was clear." "Yeah, hon." "(WHISPERING) I want to show you a drawing." "Okay." "Excuse me just for a second." "Killers kill." "They don't heal." "You know, Jesus raised a little girl from the dead." "She was about that age." "It was one of his top 10 miracles, actually." "You're referencing scriptures now?" "I did my research." "Okay, so you really believe that this guy..." "I think she believes that this guy..." "(CLEARING THROAT)" "Hi." "Hi." "Simon said you would come." "His name Is Simon?" "And did Simon say anything else?" "He said the police would be looking for him." "That they would say he did bad things." "But he's not bad." "He taught me a song." "¶SimpleSimonwenttolook" "¶Ifplumsgrewonathistle" "¶Heprickedhis fingers very much" "¶Whichmade poor Simon whistle ¶" "Great." "Thanks." "MAN: (ON RADIO) Today with a high of plus four." "Thereisasnowfall warning, though." "Expectupto 10 centimeters of snow overnight." "Forthecoast of Haida Gwaii, rain, a high of plus eight, inlandrain as well as a high of plus seven degrees." "Hazel, sorry." "Um..." "These came for you from the coroner." "Great." "Thanks." "Uh, do you need anything?" "No." "Coffee or ibuprofen and aqua." "No, I'm fine, thanks." "Do you want me to do anything for you?" "No." "Uh-uh." "Okay, well, let me know." "Okay." "Awesome." "Okay." "Okay." "You are relentlessly cheerful." "Well, I try." "Yeah." "Where are we going?" "(DIALING)" "Warren, hi." "It's Hazel." "Yeah, quick question, um, Ruby Marshall, was she sick when she died?" "Yeah, I know her head was in the freezer." "I'm asking..." "Sarco..." "And is that terminal?" "Okay, thanks, yeah, that..." "That really helps me." "Okay." "Bye." "Hey!" "This is private property." "You don't leave I'm gonna call the..." "Jane Buck?" "Let me see that." "Just want to ask you a couple of questions." "I just bring in the mail." "For who?" "You can't arrest me." "I haven't done anything." "I'm not gonna arrest you." "Just tell me what's in the camper." "Gifts." "Who from?" "The disciples." "What?" "You can't go in there." "Then let me..." "You don't have a warrant." "Please." "You cannot go in there." "Miss, step aside." "(WHIMPERING)" "Ah." "JANE:" "You don't know what you've done." "You don't know what you've done!" "Oh!" "Oh, God." "(GASPING)" "Oh." "Oh, God. (GASPING)" "Okay." "(GASPING)" "No, I didn't touch anything." "I took some pictures with my cell phone." "I just got the hell outta there." "BEN:" "No." "I figured it would be better to keep a low profile." "What about the body?" "He'sbeensoakingin formaldehyde for months." "Idon'tthink he's going anywhere." "So do you think that your mom has enough points to get you to Montreal?" "What are you doing?" "Youthinkthat's where he's headed?" "Well, he started in BC, he's been going east ever since." "I think it's a good bet." "You could gothereandget acar and check out the Eastern Townships." "BEN:" "I'm on it." "Hazel, we can't let this green kid go out on some wild goose chase on his own dime." "What other choice do we have?" "I'll call Mason." "Give me two days, then you can call Mason." "If Wingate makes any kind of mistake, this guy walks on a technicality." "He's not gonna make a mistake." "(WOMAN SPEAKING FRENCH ON RADIO)" "HAZEL:" "I'm telling you she was expecting him." "RAY:" "What do you mean?" "HAZEL:" "Well, the dress she was wearing, that was delivered from the cleaners the day before." "And..." "And she vacuumed the carpet." "You're..." "You're over-thinking this." "No, uh, she was wearing pantyhose." "Delia only wore pantyhose when she went to church." "Well, maybe she was going out for lunch." "No, she was trying to impress him." "Oh, now we're getting off track." "It's simpler than that, Hazel." "He was preying on the weak." "He was preying on the faithful." "When was the last time you went to church?" "My cousin's wedding." "To pray?" "The only god I ever prayed to was Guy Lafleur." "(SCOFFING) Exactly." "Now he was promising them salvation." "In exchange for what?" "In exchange for their deaths." "So why butcher them?" "It's for show, just to confuse us." "Then how did he find her?" "There is nothing weird in here." "(PLAYING RANDOM PIANO NOTES)" "Are you sure you know what you're doing?" "Maybe I should call Melanie." "There's nothing." "Well, maybe somebody erased it." "Wait." "Wait, wait." "Mmm-hmm." "Look at that." "What am I looking at?" "HAZEL:" "We have nine victims." "He'ssaidthree-quartersof the prayer of resurrection." "Therewere12 apostles." "Soheneeds three more victims to finish the prayer." "MELANIE:" "Okay, so this email address is actually linked to a bunch of different websites." "Most of them are chat rooms talking about cancer, suicide, heart disease." "Ah, that's how he's recruiting them." "(MAN SPEAKING FRENCH OVER PA)" "(TYPING)" "What's LTP?" "Let's talk privately." "HAZEL:" "Okay, see this T Lawrence?" "I need to find out where that person lives." "(PHONE RINGING)" "SIMON:" "Are you ready to begin?" "(RESPIRATOR WHEEZING)" "Of course." "If you are going to be a part of this," "I will have to cleanse you of your transgressions." "(WHISTLING)" "Close your eyes." "(SCREAMING)" "BEN: (ON PHONE) Yeah, I'm pulling up now." "Okay, what can you see?" "Looks clear." "There's no cars in the driveway." "HAZEL:" "See if you can get a little peek inside." "Okay." "(DOORBELL RINGING)" "There's nobody home." "What do you want me to do?" "HAZEL:" "Well, see if you can peek in the window, see what's inside." "You're not sending him in there." "This may be our only chance." "He's a kid, for Christ sake." "He's a police officer." "You wait for backup, Wingate." "HAZEL:" "We don't have time to wait." "I'm gonna go around back." "HAZEL:" "Wait." "Standard procedure, Wingate." "No!" "No!" "Just back off." "You call for backup, you wait." "Oh, come on, he's gotta get in there." "Call for backup." "The guy's gonna get away." "We're not gonna wait." "You secure the perim..." "HAZEL:" "No." "No." "Back off." "Come on." "Go ahead." "Check out the window." "RAY:" "Wait for backup." "Secure the perimeter." "HAZEL:" "He can't wait!" "The guy's going to be gone!" "There's blood." "There's blood everywhere." "Stand down, Wingate!" "No!" "No!" "RAY:" "Wait for backup!" "HAZEL:" "Wingate, proceed." "Listen to me." "Where are you?" "Wingate!" "Tell me what's going on." "I'm in the backyard." "RAY:" "Don't listen to Hazel!" "You are risking his life." "You are throwing away your job and mine." "This is my job!" "I'm going in." "(DOG BARKING)" "Wingate?" "Wingate!" "Ben?" "(GURGLING)" "HAZEL:" "Ben?" "Ben?" "SIMON:" "Hello, Hazel." "Who is this?" "Well,youknowwho itis." "Otherwise you wouldn't have sent poor Ben out to look for Dr. Lawrence, would you?" "HAZEL:" "I swear to God, if you touch..." "Hazel, relax." "Helookedso tired." "You've been working him so hard I gave him something to sleep." "Didyougetmypackage?" "Ihaveto go now,Hazel." "ButI havefaith..." "Our paths will cross again." "Yeah." "This is Detective Ray Greene from Fort Dundas PD." "I need a full response unit to 76 Dollard Street." "There's an officer down." "Mason offered me the CO job six months ago." "I turned it down." "Maybe you should have taken it." "DELIA: (ON TV) Is it on?" "TodayI 'mleavingthisbody thathastorturedme for years." "Butithasgivenme the moments I treasure." "Running,asachild, dancingwithmy husband." "Bringingmyson into this world." "Iwantto live, butnotlikethis." "Iloveyouand I want you to know that I'm trusting my body tosomeoneworthy, whowillcleansemyspirit and bring me home." "(SIGHING)" "Remembermeas Iwas ." "ThankDr.Reiner for his kindness." "GiveJennyabig kiss from grandma." "(SIGHING)" "(TRUNK CLOSING)" "I had the photos blown up that I took in the trailer." "It's Delia's necklace and all the other gifts the victims sent to Simon." "No." "Come back here." "Really, how are you doing?" "He had that syringe to my neck before I even saw his face." "Yeah." "What?" "My God, I'd swear..." "This is Father Price in this picture, like 30 years ago." "What is a picture of Father Price doing in a trailer halfway across the country?" "(DOOR CLOSING)" "What I'm about to undergo is a sin in His eyes." "Are you afraid, Father?" "(GRUNTING)" "Today is my day of judgment, reckoning, of course I am." "Of what?" "You know, Peter." "I've been told that my mistake..." "My mistake alone is what led us here to this sin." "Gabriel's sufferings led me to the prayer." "And the prayer is pure." "It was never meant to be used this way!" "Only Christ can raise the dead." "Christ is in us all." "(CHUCKLING)" "You taught me that." "I am allowing you to trespass on my soul." "It's a sin, Peter." "It's a sin." "I'm the one committing the sin, Father, not you." "When all the sacrifices are complete," "God will forgive the trespasses." "May God forgive us both." "I would like to pray." "Of course, Father." "Our Father, which art in heaven," "hallowed be Thy name." "Thy kingdom come," "Thywillbe doneonearth as it is in heaven." "Giveusthisday our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us." "Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." "For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory," "foreverandever." "Amen." "Amen." "Where's your pain today, Father?" "Everywhere." "(SIGHS)" "I love you, Father." "(PANTING)" "Father Price." "Father Price?" "He's not here." "(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)" "Sister, excuse me." "I'm sorry to have to do this now, but could you tell me if you know what happened to any of the boys in this picture?" "These two boys," "Peter and Gabriel Mallick." "We could only find a home for one of them." "Father Price chose to send the younger boy," "Gabriel." "We didn't ask a lot of questions in those days." "Broke his heart when he learned how he had suffered." "Peter found him, took him in." "They moved out West." "Away." "But it was too late." "He was never the same." "Gabriel took his own life last year." "A few weeks later, Father Price grew ill." "Cancer." "He felt it was God's way of punishing him." "When was the last time that you saw Peter?" "Three months ago, after his brother's passing, he came to Sunday service." "Said he was going on a long trip." "And a few weeks ago he called Father Price." "Really?" "I figured out who he is." "His name is Peter Mallick and he changed his..." "We know." "What do you mean, you know?" "We got into his e-mail account." "We know who he is." "We know where he's going." "Carl Smotes." "We're coordinating with the RCMP to put him into protective custody." "When?" "It's not your concern anymore, Hazel." "What?" "What are you talking about?" "We can handle this." "No!" "I wanna be there." "What do you mean, you can handle it?" "I'm the one that figured it out." "I'm the one that told you about it in the first place..." "You're done!" "...and you wouldn't even listen to..." "You're done!" "I'm not done!" "I wanna be there." "What do you want from me, an apology?" "I am sorry." "You were right." "There's a serial killer." "Does that make you feel better?" "Fuck you." "(ENGINE STARTS)" "(PHONE RINGING)" "HAZEL:" "Hello?" "Hey, it's me." "Did they get him?" "No." "It'sgonnabe a long night." "They brought in the cavalry." "Uh, you should be here." "Theguysare all really impressed with what you did." "Yousavedaman 'slife." "Well, if he was talking to Simon then that meant he wanted to die." "So I don't think he's gonna be too happy." "Well,whenhe showsup, we're gonna get him." "What if he doesn't show up?" "I don't know." "I mean, he's come this far." "I don't think he's gonna stop now." "One away from getting his 12 disciples?" "He'scoming." "Areyoustillthere?" "Yeah, I'm here." "I have my day off tomorrow." "Whydon'tIcomeby?" "I'll cook you dinner." "Goodnight, Wingate." "(FOOTSTEPS)" "(GASPS)" "(GROANING)" "I'll get you something for that." "(EXHALING)" "Why did you bring me here?" "You brought us together." "You heard the calling when everyone around you could not." "And you chose to become a part of it." "This is where we're supposed to be, together, under the eyes of God." "And this is where it will end." "Mmm-mmm." "No." "For your pain." "No." "All the disciples gave themselves willingly." "Murdering you will not honor the prayer." "Do you want your pain to end or do you not?" "It is your choice." "(EXHALES)" "Hmm?" "(BREATHING HEAVILY)" "It's remarkable, isn't it?" "What is it?" "A hybrid of many plants." "Grown here." "You could be helping people instead of..." "Doing this." "I am helping people." "I know you lost your brother and you'll do anything to bring him back." "But what is the point?" "I mean, he killed himself." "He doesn't want to be alive." "He wanted to die." "Everyone deserves a second chance." "Hazel, I lost my brother but I never lost my faith in God." "When he returns, he will be cleansed, as will you." "Can you imagine a day when you're not clouded by all that alcohol?" "No." "Tell me something beautiful, something good that you've brought to this world." "Nothing." "Have you ever loved?" "Really loved?" "Someone..." "Someone other than yourself?" "What have you lost, truly lost, that had some meaning for you?" "My baby." "This is your chance." "Drink this and all your suffering will be gone." "Drink this and bring meaning to your life." "Drink this and offer the disciples unto God." "Drink this and bring life back to this world." "Let go." "I can't." "I want another chance, please." "(SIGHING)" "It's okay." "It will all be over soon." "(SPEAKING LATIN)" "(GUNSHOT)" "(GROANING)" "Uh, Andrew, nice to meet you." "Um, ah, Gladys." "No, it's Glynnis." "Okay." "Ben?" "Oh, hey man." "Come on in." "Yeah." "Uh..." "I'm..." "I'm gonna come back again another time." "You sure?" "Yeah." "Give this to her for me?" "Uh, yeah, okay." "Thanks." "Sorry." "Should I, uh..." "Should I..." "Come on in." "How is she doing?" "Drugs finally knocked her out." "Right." "She's probably got quite a tolerance." "Yeah." "Andrew and his wife are in the hall." "Oh, dear." "I'll go head 'em off." "Okay." "Do I..." "Right." "Ah, hey." "Hey." "It's from Ray." "The flowers are from me." "I'm allergic." "Why am I not surprised?" "This is also from me and Ray." "You did it." "We did it." "What about his brother?" "Vancouver PD sent some guys to recover the body." "I just haven't heard anything yet." "Let me know." "I'll be out in that hall until I know, okay?" "Okay." "I want my mom." "Wow." "These drugs must be working." "(CHUCKLING)" "You're awake." "What's this?" "Oh, Ray." "He didn't bring glasses or ice or anything." "Forget about it." "You look terrible." "Yeah." "It's better than dead." 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