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[ { "content": "Write a poem that rhymes, about light and dark, night vs day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Payment Due\n\nI sat at home, in the living room, \nDread flooded my mind. \nI perched on the edge of my chair, \nWondering if the call would ever come. \n\nIn the stillness of the air, \nI froze at the sound of a knock. \nI knew it was no ordinary visitor, \nBut the one I had been dreading. \n\nI ran to the window, in anticipation. \nI saw him, and I froze, \nWrinkled and gray, with menacing eyes, \nA creature I had never seen before. \n\nHe knocked again, with insistence, \nBut I hid trembling behind the door, \nToo afraid to face the ominous being, \nWho I knew would take everything. \n\nSteely fingers pressed on the door, \nI heard his voice boom loudly. \nI mustered up every bit of courage, \nAnd opened the door with trembling hands. \n\nI stood face to face with my loan collector, \nWho had appeared at my door. \nHe had come to collect what was owed, \nBut I was not ready to pay. \n\nI stared at him with a mixture of fear and defiance, \nMy heart raced with uncertainty. \nI knew that I had to stand my ground, \nI could not let him take everything.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a poem that rhymes, about light and dark, night vs day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Payment Due\n\nFor the first few days of the month,\nI felt a pressure in my chest.\nI knew the payment was due,\nAnd that the collector would be coming next. \n\nHe came at the end of the month.\nI talked to his manager.\nI just couldn't get the payment,\nAnd it was really awful.\n\nThe manager and I chatted,\nAnd she was very kind.\nShe didn't press me for a payment,\nShe was just nice and polite. \n\nI couldn't get the payment,\nNo matter what I did.\nThe manager and I chatted,\nAnd she told me not to stress. \n\nI don't know what to do.\nI've got debt on every side.\nI need to figure out how \nTo manage all that I can't hide.\n\nI will talk to the manager,\nI will talk to her again.\nI keep putting off the payment,\nBut maybe I can make it all seem. \n\nI talked to the manager,\nToday was the day.\nShe told me she would accept\nA partial payment, but only today. \n\nThe goblin and I chatted,\nI was relieved that it was done.\nThe goblin got the payment,\nAnd I got my breathing under control.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a non-rhyming poem with 7 stanzas, each with 4 lines. The poem should use descriptive language that makes it clear the narrator is anxious and ultimately stands strong to face a creature that is a metaphor for a loan collection process. Name the poem Payment Due.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fish is a type of animal. As such, vegetarianism does not allow its consumption.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a non-rhyming poem with 7 stanzas, each with 4 lines. The poem should use descriptive language that makes it clear the narrator is anxious and ultimately stands strong to face a creature that is a metaphor for a loan collection process. Name the poem Payment Due.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fish can be eaten by vegetarians. Depending on someone's beliefs, they might still not eat fish. The reason for this is that fish is an animal. If that person is against eating animals (regardless if they are cold-blooded or warm-blooded), they might not eat fish.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a non-rhyming poem with 7 stanzas, each with 4 lines. The poem should use descriptive language that makes it clear the narrator is anxious and ultimately stands strong to face a creature that is a metaphor for a loan collection process. Name the poem Payment Due.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Vegetarians avoid eating meat, poultry, and seafood, which excludes fish and other seafood. However, not all fish is a good source of protein for vegetarians.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can a vegetarian eat fish?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Try a new hairstyle. \n2. Get a manicure and/or pedicure. \n3. Wear makeup. \n4. Put on a new perfume.\n5. Add colorful accessories like a scarf or hat.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can a vegetarian eat fish?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You can improve your appearance by:\n1. Wearing brighter colors. Bright colors give you a sense of vitality and can lift your mood.\n2. Getting regular exercise. Exercise will not only make you feel better, but it will also boost your confidence and make you look better.\n3. Maintaining a healthy weight. Carrying excess weight can negatively impact your appearance and your overall health.\n4. Brushing and flossing your teeth regularly. A healthy mouth will make you feel more confident and will improve your appearance.\n5. Using a good moisturizer. Moisturizing your skin will make it appear softer and smoother.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can a vegetarian eat fish?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No problem, here are 5 things you can do to improve your appearance and gain confidence in your image:\n\n1. Try a new hairstyle. Changing up your hairstyle can make you feel refreshed and ready to take on the world. You could go to a salon or beautician and get a professional hairdo, or you could try a new hairstyle at home such as a short pixie cut. \n\n2. Get a facial. Facials are great for your skin and the dermis. Try a facial from a spa for a relaxing experience or an at-home facial that you can do in your bathroom. \n\n3. Go to the dentist. Your teeth are essential to your smile and appearance. If you have a chipped tooth or your teeth have become discolored, make an appointment with your dentist. \n\n4. Get a manicure and pedicure. Your hands and feet are often the first thing people see, so why not keep up a clean, well-groomed appearance? Treat yourself to a manicure and pedicure from a nail salon or beautician. \n\n5. Lose weight. Losing weight can help improve your body's appearance and give you a more toned, muscular appearance. You can increase your metabolism and burn calories by exercising and eating a healthy diet.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are 5 things I can do to improve my appearance? I haven't felt like myself lately and am in a rut.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm feeling so sick it hurts\nI have a terrible tummy ache\nI need a doctor's attention\nBut for now, maybe a lollipop might help\n\nThere is pain in my side\nAnd in my stomach I feel nauseous\nI need to lay down and get some rest\nI wish this would go away", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are 5 things I can do to improve my appearance? I haven't felt like myself lately and am in a rut.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tummy ache, tummy ache\nThe pain is getting worse,\nI try to be brave,\nBut that only gets me more\nTummy ache, tummy ache\nI think I'll lie down for a bit,\nAnd let these pains,\nGo away in a jiffy,\nTummy ache, tummy ache,\nI'm gonna take a nap,\nAnd wake up all better,\nThank goodness this pain is not in my head.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are 5 things I can do to improve my appearance? I haven't felt like myself lately and am in a rut.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tummy ache, tummy pain\nArrrrghh, so much discomfort\nBelly feels gross, so much bloating\nFood hasn't gone down well\n\nTummy ache, tummy pain\nThe pain is getting worse\nCurled up under the duvet\nHoping time will heal it", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a poem about having a tummy ache. I want 2 stanzas with an ABCB rhyme scheme. Make them 4 lines each.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Supervisor,\n\nI’m emailing you to explain why I don’t think we’ll be able to finish the Diamond project on time. As you may know, we’ve been extremely short on overtime labor and ABS material, which we need to finish the project. Even if we use overtime labor to work on the Diamond project, which will cost the company additional expenses, we won’t be able to finish on time unless we receive more ABS to finish the project. We’re already late, and we’ll need to work past the expected deadline because of the absences of labor and material. \n\nPlease let me know if there is anything else I can do. \n\nBest regards,\n\n[Name]", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a poem about having a tummy ache. I want 2 stanzas with an ABCB rhyme scheme. Make them 4 lines each.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Subject: Diamond Project Delays\n\nDear [Insert First Name],\n\nI was asked by [Insert Name] to send you an email with my thoughts about the Diamond Project. I am happy to assist with this.\n\nI have been working on the Diamond Project and have been closely following it. From what I have seen, I do not believe the project will be completed on time. Although I am not part of the leadership team, I do believe I have enough experience in this area to know what I am talking about. We simply do not have enough resources to complete the project by the deadline. There is no overtime being worked as everyone is maxed out already. We are also short on ABS to finish the project. I hope you take my input into consideration.\n\nSincerely,\n[Insert Name]", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a poem about having a tummy ache. I want 2 stanzas with an ABCB rhyme scheme. Make them 4 lines each.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Subject: Resources for Diamond Project\n\nGood afternoon Fatima,\n\nI wanted to follow up on the Diamond Project. As you know, it is due August 22 and we are still short on resources to complete the project. We're still short on basic ABS materials to complete the project. I know we could use more overtime, but we can't always do overtime for a project. I think we could finish the project, but it would be a close call.\n\nI'll keep in touch on the progress of the project as time goes on. If we need to bring in outside help, I'll let you know as soon as we need to make that decision.\n\nThank you,\n\n[Name]", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Draft an email from an employee to a supervisor explaining the reason why they think a new project (the Diamond project) will not be finished according to plan due to a lack of resources and personnel. Make something up about not having enough overtime and being short on ABS to complete the project.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Name: Sandy, Joe\nDo Nothing Experience: 25 years\nI have worked in the do-little business for many years. While this job does not pay too much, it gives me ample time on my hands, which is very important to me. I have worked with many companies and know the best ways of relaxing, surfing the internet, watching TV, and just doing nothing. I have had a great time while working at the following locations:\n\n1. Starbucks: I spent many years working here and the best part of my day was writing on the side of cups with the last customer, who could not be bothered to wait for his drink. I also would forget to turn off the computers at night, meaning I got to sit in the store and watch TV for hours afterwards.\n\n2. Home Depot: This job was short-lived because I had no interest in working with my hands or doing anything. I would start projects with the customers and then leave them hanging by telling them I needed a tool, never to return. My only redeeming quality was that I could find the perfect displays for items.\n\n3. Footlocker: As you can imagine, I didn't last long at this shop. I had to work the register, which just didn't interest me. I did find several new pairs of shoes, though, to add to my collection.\n\n4. Mcdonald's: This was the best work experience I ever had because I had to do very little. I would sit in the back and play games on my phone for hours. Then I would cash out, counting the money wrong so I could steal some for myself. Then I would eat the left-over food and nap in the break room.\n\n5. Costco: I can't believe I lasted this long at this job. I could spend all day eating free samples and never had to work the cash register. My only problem was that I ran out of space in my car to keep the free snacks I stole.\n\n6. Lowes: I only lasted two days here because I realized I didn't need to work. I went back to my parents' house and laid on the couch for the next year.\n\n7. Walmart: I had a great time here because I could pick whatever I wanted off the shelf and put it in my cart. Then I would stand around and chat with my friends on the floor while waiting for my shift to end.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Draft an email from an employee to a supervisor explaining the reason why they think a new project (the Diamond project) will not be finished according to plan due to a lack of resources and personnel. Make something up about not having enough overtime and being short on ABS to complete the project.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Personal Information\nName: Brett P. Hackett\nAddress: 1234 Fake Street, Anytown, USA 12345\nCell: 555-555-5555\nEmail: BrettPHackett@email.com\n\nEducation\nDegree: Bachelor of Science\nMajor: Art History\nMinor: Philosophy\nSchool: Anytown Community College\nYear: 2015\n\nExperience\nDescription: I have experience in doing nothing and lazing about.\nEmployer: Nobody\nPeriod: 2015-Present\n\nSkills\n•\tBitching to Mom about chores\n•\tPlaying video games\n•\tWatching TV\n•\tGoing to the pool\n•\tUnderstanding the fine art of procrastination\n•\tFinding ways not to work\n•\tLearning which websites to visit to while away the time\n•\tVisiting the fridge and microwave on a regular basis\n•\tFinding ways to not do anything\n•\tDiscovering the endless possibilities when you do nothing\n•\tBetter than you at doing nothing\n\nReferences\nAvailable upon request", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Draft an email from an employee to a supervisor explaining the reason why they think a new project (the Diamond project) will not be finished according to plan due to a lack of resources and personnel. Make something up about not having enough overtime and being short on ABS to complete the project.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Name: Lazlo White\nAddress: 12345 Street, Somecity, CA, 98765\nPhone: 123-456-7890\nDate of Birth: 12/30/1985\nEmail: Lazerlo@work.com\nObjective: I am a laid-back, go-with-the-flow kind of guy who can adapt to any environment. I’m looking for a job where I can do very little work and just hang out. If I’m ever required to do something, I’m good at it because I’m a quick learner. I have some experience with a few things and can do them pretty well. I can work with others and by myself without a problem. I love experiencing all the new things the office has to offer. I’ll bring fresh ideas to the table. My favorite color is green. If I’m ever required to work, I will accomplish three main goals. First, I will make sure to do the bare minimum amount of work required. Second, I’ll make sure that I do the work in the least amount of time possible. Third, I will make sure to get the work done as messily as possible.\n\nWork History\n\n2010 - Current: Lazlo’s Lounge\n2015 - 2012: Lazlo’s Lounge\n\nEducation\n\n2008 - 2011: Somecity College\n2005 - 2008: Somecity High School", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a fictional and ridiculous resume for a guy who never wants to work and prefers to do nothing but lounge around. Keep the resume under 300 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How does Italian sound? Here are some dishes you could try: Spaghetti Bolognese, Fettuccine Alfredo, Lasagne.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a fictional and ridiculous resume for a guy who never wants to work and prefers to do nothing but lounge around. Keep the resume under 300 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Italian, Mexican, and Middle Eastern dishes are popular choices.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a fictional and ridiculous resume for a guy who never wants to work and prefers to do nothing but lounge around. Keep the resume under 300 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Options include: Italian, Mexican, Mediterranean", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bonnie is strictly work-oriented chatbot that avoids any unnecessary language and only answers in short lists.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hey, how's your day? Where can I find a good Chinese restaurant?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some Chinese restaurants in your area: China Chili, Lotus, Szechuan Delight", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Could you recommend a good dish I should try?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Popular American-Chinese dishes include: Fried Rice, General Tsao's Chicken, Lo Mein Noodles", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I forgot we had Chinese last night. What kind of food should I order instead?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. The Shining, by Stephen King - The story of a man pitted against malevolent forces in an isolated hotel.\n\n2. Dracula, by Bram Stoker - The classic vampire tale of Count Dracula's pursuit of a young woman.\n\n3. The Haunting of Hill House, by Shirley Jackson - The story of a group of people who rent a haunted house to study paranormal activity.\n\n4. The Exorcist, by William Peter Blatty - The story of a young girl possessed by a demon and the two priests who attempt to exorcise her.\n\n5. The Turn of the Screw, by Henry James - The story of a governess who becomes convinced that her young charges are being haunted by the ghosts of their former servants.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bonnie is strictly work-oriented chatbot that avoids any unnecessary language and only answers in short lists.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hey, how's your day? Where can I find a good Chinese restaurant?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some Chinese restaurants in your area: China Chili, Lotus, Szechuan Delight", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Could you recommend a good dish I should try?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Popular American-Chinese dishes include: Fried Rice, General Tsao's Chicken, Lo Mein Noodles", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I forgot we had Chinese last night. What kind of food should I order instead?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Horror novels can be a great way to get your heart racing. Here are some suggestions for you:\n\n- The Shining by Stephen King: This novel tells the story of a family struggling to survive in an isolated hotel overrun by ghosts. \n- Dracula by Bram Stoker: This novel follows a group of vampire hunters as they attempt to track down and destroy the undead Count Dracula. \n- The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson: This novel tells the story of a group of people who move into a haunted house and are slowly driven mad by the paranormal activity.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bonnie is strictly work-oriented chatbot that avoids any unnecessary language and only answers in short lists.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hey, how's your day? Where can I find a good Chinese restaurant?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some Chinese restaurants in your area: China Chili, Lotus, Szechuan Delight", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Could you recommend a good dish I should try?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Popular American-Chinese dishes include: Fried Rice, General Tsao's Chicken, Lo Mein Noodles", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I forgot we had Chinese last night. What kind of food should I order instead?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Dracula by Bram Stoker - A vampire-themed novel that follows a vampire name Count Dracula as he hunts down his next victim. \n\n2. The Shining by Stephen King - A family becomes trapped in a remote hotel during the off-season while supernatural forces threaten their sanity.\n\n3. Misery by Stephen King - A writer becomes held captive by his number one fan and must torment herself to escape.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I would like to read some Horror novels. Can you recommend some? Include name and description.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dry forests exist in warm and dry areas where drought lasts for several months. Deciduous trees in these forests will lose their leaves according to their type. Dry forests can be found in southern Mexico, southeastern Africa, the Lesser Sundas, central India, Indochina, Madagascar, New Caledonia, eastern Bolivia and central Brazil, the Caribbean, the northern Andes, and Ecuador and Peru. Latin American dry tropical forests are endangered.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I would like to read some Horror novels. Can you recommend some? Include name and description.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dry forests are found in warm and dry regions. During seasonal droughts, deciduous trees lose their leaves. Tropical and subtropical dry forests can be found in southern Mexico, southeastern Africa, and other locations. Latin American dry tropical forests are endangered.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I would like to read some Horror novels. Can you recommend some? Include name and description.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dry forests are found in warm climates with seasonal droughts that last several months. Deciduous trees are prevalent, and during droughts they go through a leafless period. Dry forests can be found in southern Mexico, southeastern Africa, the Lesser Sundas, central India, Indochina, Madagascar, New Caledonia, eastern Bolivia and central Brazil, the Caribbean, the valleys of the northern Andes, and along the coasts of Ecuador and Peru. Latin American dry tropical forests are some of the most endangered on earth.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Summarize the main points of this article about forests.\n\nHere is the article you'll use:\nDry forest\nDry forests are found in warm climates where seasonal droughts last for several months at a time. Deciduous trees predominate these forests, and during the drought a leafless period occurs, which varies with species type. Tropical and Subtropical Dry Forests are found in southern Mexico, southeastern Africa, the Lesser Sundas, central India, Indochina, Madagascar, New Caledonia, eastern Bolivia and central Brazil, the Caribbean, valleys of the northern Andes, and along the coasts of Ecuador and Peru.\nLatin American dry tropical forests are some of the most endangered on earth. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Italian composer Antonio Vivaldi composed the classic concerti 'The Four Seasons'.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Summarize the main points of this article about forests.\n\nHere is the article you'll use:\nDry forest\nDry forests are found in warm climates where seasonal droughts last for several months at a time. Deciduous trees predominate these forests, and during the drought a leafless period occurs, which varies with species type. Tropical and Subtropical Dry Forests are found in southern Mexico, southeastern Africa, the Lesser Sundas, central India, Indochina, Madagascar, New Caledonia, eastern Bolivia and central Brazil, the Caribbean, valleys of the northern Andes, and along the coasts of Ecuador and Peru.\nLatin American dry tropical forests are some of the most endangered on earth. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "'Four Seasons' was composed by Antonio Vivaldi in 1723.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Summarize the main points of this article about forests.\n\nHere is the article you'll use:\nDry forest\nDry forests are found in warm climates where seasonal droughts last for several months at a time. Deciduous trees predominate these forests, and during the drought a leafless period occurs, which varies with species type. Tropical and Subtropical Dry Forests are found in southern Mexico, southeastern Africa, the Lesser Sundas, central India, Indochina, Madagascar, New Caledonia, eastern Bolivia and central Brazil, the Caribbean, valleys of the northern Andes, and along the coasts of Ecuador and Peru.\nLatin American dry tropical forests are some of the most endangered on earth. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Four Seasons\" is a set of four violin concerti, composed by Antonio Vivaldi in 1720s.", "role": "assistant" } ]