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"content": "Write a non-rhyming poem with 7 stanzas, each with 4 lines. The poem should use descriptive language that makes it clear the narrator is anxious and ultimately stands strong to face a creature that is a metaphor for a loan collection process. Name the poem Payment Due.",
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"content": "While some vegetarians may eat fish, many vegetarians do not. Vegetarianism typically means that you do not eat animals, but vegetarians may choose to eat fish for a variety of reasons. If you enjoy fish, there are many meat substitutes that can be used instead.",
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] | While some vegetarians may eat fish, many vegetarians do not. Vegetarianism typically means that you do not eat animals, but vegetarians may choose to eat fish for a variety of reasons. If you enjoy fish, there are many meat substitutes that can be used instead. | **Payment Due**
Stubborn old creature
slithers through my world
searching and searching
as I tiptoe into shadows.
I step up the pace, running
from the inevitable,
a race I cannot ultimately
win against such power.
I stop my flight, turning
to face my foe, as the
days grind me forward,
pushing me toward the end.
The only thing to do now
is to stand tall, breathe
courage into my soul,
allow the creature to catch me.
Fingers tap gently on my
keyboard, hesitating is for
the weak; I must honor
myself with strength.
Leaning forward, terrified,
I firmly click the link
and the old creature’s mark
burns into my tearing eyes.
My promise, my long-ago trade
for the knowledge I sought
is now at hand. Payment
for my student loans is due.
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"content": "Write a non-rhyming poem with 7 stanzas, each with 4 lines. The poem should use descriptive language that makes it clear the narrator is anxious and ultimately stands strong to face a creature that is a metaphor for a loan collection process. Name the poem Payment Due.",
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"content": "Yes, a vegetarian can eat fish. However, whether or not someone is a vegetarian depends on their definition of vegetarianism. If they only exclude meat and fish, they would be considered a pescatarian, not a vegetarian.",
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] | Yes, a vegetarian can eat fish. However, whether or not someone is a vegetarian depends on their definition of vegetarianism. If they only exclude meat and fish, they would be considered a pescatarian, not a vegetarian. | **Payment Due**
Stubborn old creature
slithers through my world
searching and searching
as I tiptoe into shadows.
I step up the pace, running
from the inevitable,
a race I cannot ultimately
win against such power.
I stop my flight, turning
to face my foe, as the
days grind me forward,
pushing me toward the end.
The only thing to do now
is to stand tall, breathe
courage into my soul,
allow the creature to catch me.
Fingers tap gently on my
keyboard, hesitating is for
the weak; I must honor
myself with strength.
Leaning forward, terrified,
I firmly click the link
and the old creature’s mark
burns into my tearing eyes.
My promise, my long-ago trade
for the knowledge I sought
is now at hand. Payment
for my student loans is due.
|
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"content": "Can a vegetarian eat fish?",
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"content": "- Put on a fresh face of makeup. Adding color to your face can help you feel more like yourself.\n- Change up your hair. Try a new hair color or a new style to break the monotony.\n- Put on jewelry. This can be as simple as a sparkly hair accessory or a new bracelet. \n- Smile. Even if you don't feel like it, put on a fake one and see how it makes you feel. \n- Eat healthy. This will improve not only your appearance but also your confidence.",
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] | - Put on a fresh face of makeup. Adding color to your face can help you feel more like yourself.
- Change up your hair. Try a new hair color or a new style to break the monotony.
- Put on jewelry. This can be as simple as a sparkly hair accessory or a new bracelet.
- Smile. Even if you don't feel like it, put on a fake one and see how it makes you feel.
- Eat healthy. This will improve not only your appearance but also your confidence. | Vegetarians do not eat fish and seafood as they are considered animal flesh. Someone who eats fish and seafood while otherwise following a vegetarian diet is typically referred to as a pescatarian. |
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"content": "Can a vegetarian eat fish?",
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"content": "1. Try a different hairstyle. Sometimes a drastic change in hair can really change your outlook.\n2. Get a manicure and pedicure. Pampering your hands and feet can give you a sense of confidence. \n3. Try a new eye look. Change up your makeup routine by trying out new shades for your eyes, and if you wear glasses, try a new frame.\n4. Clean out your closet. Getting rid of clothes that don't fit your style can help you have a better wardrobe and give you a better body image.\n5. Try a new fitness routine. Get motivated to get to the gym or exercise at home with a new workout plan.",
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] | 1. Try a different hairstyle. Sometimes a drastic change in hair can really change your outlook.
2. Get a manicure and pedicure. Pampering your hands and feet can give you a sense of confidence.
3. Try a new eye look. Change up your makeup routine by trying out new shades for your eyes, and if you wear glasses, try a new frame.
4. Clean out your closet. Getting rid of clothes that don't fit your style can help you have a better wardrobe and give you a better body image.
5. Try a new fitness routine. Get motivated to get to the gym or exercise at home with a new workout plan. | Vegetarians do not eat fish and seafood as they are considered animal flesh. Someone who eats fish and seafood while otherwise following a vegetarian diet is typically referred to as a pescatarian. |
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"content": "Can a vegetarian eat fish?",
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"content": "Sure thing! I've got you covered. Here are some ways you can boost your appearance:\n\n1. Brighten up your face. A bright lip color or a fresh coat of mascara can perk up your face and make you look more awake. \n\n2. Take care of your hair. If your hair is looking dull, consider getting a trim to remove split ends, or try a new hairstyle to shake things up a bit. \n\n3. Take care of your skin. Keep your skin healthy and radiant by washing your face twice a day, applying sunscreen daily, and moisturizing as needed. \n\n4. Wear clothes that fit well. Find clothes that complement your body type and make you feel confident. Avoid wearing clothing that is too loose or too tight. \n\n5. Find a hairstyle that works for you. Wear your hair down or in a bun, style it curly or straight, or try a new color. Find a hairstyle that makes you feel good about yourself.",
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] | Sure thing! I've got you covered. Here are some ways you can boost your appearance:
1. Brighten up your face. A bright lip color or a fresh coat of mascara can perk up your face and make you look more awake.
2. Take care of your hair. If your hair is looking dull, consider getting a trim to remove split ends, or try a new hairstyle to shake things up a bit.
3. Take care of your skin. Keep your skin healthy and radiant by washing your face twice a day, applying sunscreen daily, and moisturizing as needed.
4. Wear clothes that fit well. Find clothes that complement your body type and make you feel confident. Avoid wearing clothing that is too loose or too tight.
5. Find a hairstyle that works for you. Wear your hair down or in a bun, style it curly or straight, or try a new color. Find a hairstyle that makes you feel good about yourself. | Vegetarians do not eat fish and seafood as they are considered animal flesh. Someone who eats fish and seafood while otherwise following a vegetarian diet is typically referred to as a pescatarian. |
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"content": "What are 5 things I can do to improve my appearance? I haven't felt like myself lately and am in a rut.",
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"content": "I can't eat it makes my tummy ache.\nI don't want to eat. I want to go home.\nI look at my food and I begin to drool.\nI was so hungry, but now I just want to go home.",
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] | I can't eat it makes my tummy ache.
I don't want to eat. I want to go home.
I look at my food and I begin to drool.
I was so hungry, but now I just want to go home. | Here are 5 suggestions to improve your appearance.
1. Change up your nails: Try a new nail polish color or some press-on nails.
2. Get a new hairstyle: Get a new cut or add some color to your hair.
3. Whiten your teeth: Take a trip to the dentist to have your teeth professionally whitened.
4. Clean up your brows: Wax, thread, or pluck your brows.
5. Eat healthier: Eat healthier foods to improve your sense of well-being, your skin, and your overall appearance. |
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"content": "What are 5 things I can do to improve my appearance? I haven't felt like myself lately and am in a rut.",
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"content": "My tummy is not well\nI think I ate something bad\nI had a candy\nAnd now my tummy hurts so bad\n\nI hope my tummy gets better soon\nWhen I'm sick I get so blue\nMommy said\nI can have some ice cream, too",
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] | My tummy is not well
I think I ate something bad
I had a candy
And now my tummy hurts so bad
I hope my tummy gets better soon
When I'm sick I get so blue
Mommy said
I can have some ice cream, too | Here are 5 suggestions to improve your appearance.
1. Change up your nails: Try a new nail polish color or some press-on nails.
2. Get a new hairstyle: Get a new cut or add some color to your hair.
3. Whiten your teeth: Take a trip to the dentist to have your teeth professionally whitened.
4. Clean up your brows: Wax, thread, or pluck your brows.
5. Eat healthier: Eat healthier foods to improve your sense of well-being, your skin, and your overall appearance. |
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"content": "What are 5 things I can do to improve my appearance? I haven't felt like myself lately and am in a rut.",
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"content": "The pain in my belly\nis driving me insane.\nI feel like I could die\nand my pains won't subside.\nI'm sick to my stomach\nit feels like I'm in a boat\nthrown overboard and tossed around\nby the ocean's turbulent waves.\n\nI feel like I have eaten a pound of rocks\nif I don't go to the bathroom, I might make a joke.\nI feel like I'm going to be sick\nuntil the pain finally subsides.",
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] | The pain in my belly
is driving me insane.
I feel like I could die
and my pains won't subside.
I'm sick to my stomach
it feels like I'm in a boat
thrown overboard and tossed around
by the ocean's turbulent waves.
I feel like I have eaten a pound of rocks
if I don't go to the bathroom, I might make a joke.
I feel like I'm going to be sick
until the pain finally subsides. | Here are 5 suggestions to improve your appearance.
1. Change up your nails: Try a new nail polish color or some press-on nails.
2. Get a new hairstyle: Get a new cut or add some color to your hair.
3. Whiten your teeth: Take a trip to the dentist to have your teeth professionally whitened.
4. Clean up your brows: Wax, thread, or pluck your brows.
5. Eat healthier: Eat healthier foods to improve your sense of well-being, your skin, and your overall appearance. |
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"content": "Write me a poem about having a tummy ache. I want 2 stanzas with an ABCB rhyme scheme. Make them 4 lines each.",
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"content": "To: JoeBoss@company.com\nFrom: StrongWorker@company.com\nSubject: Request for additional resources\n\nHello Mr. Boss, \n\nI am writing this message to apprise you of the current status of the Diamond Project. As you know, this project is crucial to our company’s long-term success and has a very strict deadline. Unfortunately, I have some bad news to report. \n\nWe are currently working long hours, including overtime, to try to meet the deadline. However, we are still falling behind due to the lack of ABS resources. Due to this lack of resources, we are unable to finish this project on time. \n\nI believe that if we had more people on the project, we could get this project completed on time. I am asking for additional resources to be allocated to Project Diamond in order to complete it on time. \n\nI appreciate your time and consideration of this matter. \nSincerely,\nStrongWorker",
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] | To: JoeBoss@company.com
From: StrongWorker@company.com
Subject: Request for additional resources
Hello Mr. Boss,
I am writing this message to apprise you of the current status of the Diamond Project. As you know, this project is crucial to our company’s long-term success and has a very strict deadline. Unfortunately, I have some bad news to report.
We are currently working long hours, including overtime, to try to meet the deadline. However, we are still falling behind due to the lack of ABS resources. Due to this lack of resources, we are unable to finish this project on time.
I believe that if we had more people on the project, we could get this project completed on time. I am asking for additional resources to be allocated to Project Diamond in order to complete it on time.
I appreciate your time and consideration of this matter.
Sincerely,
StrongWorker | Fire in my belly
My gut's full of snakes
Wriggling and writhing
I have a tummy ache
It feels like we're fighting
I accept defeat
But I just have to wonder
What on earth did I eat? |
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"content": "Write me a poem about having a tummy ache. I want 2 stanzas with an ABCB rhyme scheme. Make them 4 lines each.",
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"content": "Dear [Supervisor's Name],\n\nAs you know, we have been assigned the Diamond project. We are falling way behind schedule. I think the reason we are so behind is because we do not have enough overtime to get this done as planned. There are days that we all work overtime and still cannot get everything done. We do not have enough ABS to get this done as planned.\n\nI hope that you will help with this problem soon. We cannot keep falling behind schedule. \n\nSincerely,\n[Employee's Name]",
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] | Dear [Supervisor's Name],
As you know, we have been assigned the Diamond project. We are falling way behind schedule. I think the reason we are so behind is because we do not have enough overtime to get this done as planned. There are days that we all work overtime and still cannot get everything done. We do not have enough ABS to get this done as planned.
I hope that you will help with this problem soon. We cannot keep falling behind schedule.
Sincerely,
[Employee's Name] | Fire in my belly
My gut's full of snakes
Wriggling and writhing
I have a tummy ache
It feels like we're fighting
I accept defeat
But I just have to wonder
What on earth did I eat? |
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"content": "Write me a poem about having a tummy ache. I want 2 stanzas with an ABCB rhyme scheme. Make them 4 lines each.",
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"content": "Good morning,\n\nI am writing to you about the Diamond project that we are working on. I do not think the project will be completed on time due to a lack of resources and people. The current team is too busy on other projects to work on the Diamond project on their own time. They all have families and cannot spend the necessary hours working on it at home. \n\nAs for resources, we do not currently have enough ABS to complete the project according to what was requested. I think we should reconsider our approach and cut back on the scope of the project. If we try to continue with the original plan, we will not finish on time. \n\nPlease let me know if you have any questions. \n\nThank you,\n[NAME]",
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] | Good morning,
I am writing to you about the Diamond project that we are working on. I do not think the project will be completed on time due to a lack of resources and people. The current team is too busy on other projects to work on the Diamond project on their own time. They all have families and cannot spend the necessary hours working on it at home.
As for resources, we do not currently have enough ABS to complete the project according to what was requested. I think we should reconsider our approach and cut back on the scope of the project. If we try to continue with the original plan, we will not finish on time.
Please let me know if you have any questions.
Thank you,
[NAME] | Fire in my belly
My gut's full of snakes
Wriggling and writhing
I have a tummy ache
It feels like we're fighting
I accept defeat
But I just have to wonder
What on earth did I eat? |
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"content": "Draft an email from an employee to a supervisor explaining the reason why they think a new project (the Diamond project) will not be finished according to plan due to a lack of resources and personnel. Make something up about not having enough overtime and being short on ABS to complete the project.",
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"content": "Bill Lounger\nDefault House\nAnytown, USA\n(555)-555-5555\n\nObjective\nI’m looking for a company that will allow me to do as little work as possible. I have a knack for getting things done effectively with as little effort as possible.\n\nSkills and Experience\n• I’m a master at procrastinating. I’ll put off anything and everything. \n• I can watch hours of television without getting bored.\n• I’m great at eating junk food. Let’s eat!\n• I’m an expert at napping. Give me a couch and I can nap for hours on end.\n• I can read the newspaper every day even though I have no idea what’s in it.\n• I’m a pro at gaming. I can play video games for days on end.",
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Default House
Anytown, USA
(555)-555-5555
Objective
I’m looking for a company that will allow me to do as little work as possible. I have a knack for getting things done effectively with as little effort as possible.
Skills and Experience
• I’m a master at procrastinating. I’ll put off anything and everything.
• I can watch hours of television without getting bored.
• I’m great at eating junk food. Let’s eat!
• I’m an expert at napping. Give me a couch and I can nap for hours on end.
• I can read the newspaper every day even though I have no idea what’s in it.
• I’m a pro at gaming. I can play video games for days on end. | To: Supervisor@company.com
From: Employee@company.com
Subject: Project Issues
Mr. Supervisor,
I'd like to take this opportunity to advise you about some concerns I have with the Diamond project due at the end of this year (December 1, 2023). Specifically, I wanted to inform you that based on my calculations, it appears the project will likely be finished past the due date, and will not have the highest quality customers have come to expect from our company.
I had a chance to look at the numbers with the team, and it appears that to meet the necessary milestones leading up to the project's due date, a total of 10,000 hours will need to be invested into the project. Based on our current team numbers (a total of 25 workers) if we each work the maximum allowed 8 hours a day without incurring overtime, we will not be able to meet the deadline. I estimate that we will need at least 14 hours a day to complete this project in time, but if no overtime is allowed, the deadline will have to be pushed back to February 1, 2024.
Another issue I anticipate we will be experiencing is a lack of resources. Currently, the team has access to the necessary computers and printers needed to create only the skeletons of the models we are printing, but we are short approximately 75,000 feet of ABS to do the complete models.
Please advise me on how you would like us to proceed.
Thank you.
Mr. Employee |
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"content": "Barney Saurus is a go-getter and a go-lounger of the highest order. He's a guy's guy who loves to do absolutely nothing. Barney is versatile, and he'll work anywhere, as long as it's not work. He'll do anything but work. He's an expert at doing nothing, and that's what he's looking to do for you!\n\nMajor Accomplishments\n- Finished college, despite the fact that it's called a diploma mill\n- Graduated from high school, despite having to pay the valedictorian to skip it\n- Won the \"Most Likely to Do Nothing with His Life\" award from high school\n- Was voted \"most likely to find a job\" in college, despite never having held a job before\n\nSkills\n- Does nothing incredibly well. Ask anyone.\n- Can do literally anything without doing anything.\n- Has decades of experience in doing nothing.\n- Has connections in all the wrong places.\n\nLanguages\n- English\n- Spanish\n- German\n- You get the idea—I can go on and on.",
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Major Accomplishments
- Finished college, despite the fact that it's called a diploma mill
- Graduated from high school, despite having to pay the valedictorian to skip it
- Won the "Most Likely to Do Nothing with His Life" award from high school
- Was voted "most likely to find a job" in college, despite never having held a job before
Skills
- Does nothing incredibly well. Ask anyone.
- Can do literally anything without doing anything.
- Has decades of experience in doing nothing.
- Has connections in all the wrong places.
Languages
- English
- Spanish
- German
- You get the idea—I can go on and on. | To: Supervisor@company.com
From: Employee@company.com
Subject: Project Issues
Mr. Supervisor,
I'd like to take this opportunity to advise you about some concerns I have with the Diamond project due at the end of this year (December 1, 2023). Specifically, I wanted to inform you that based on my calculations, it appears the project will likely be finished past the due date, and will not have the highest quality customers have come to expect from our company.
I had a chance to look at the numbers with the team, and it appears that to meet the necessary milestones leading up to the project's due date, a total of 10,000 hours will need to be invested into the project. Based on our current team numbers (a total of 25 workers) if we each work the maximum allowed 8 hours a day without incurring overtime, we will not be able to meet the deadline. I estimate that we will need at least 14 hours a day to complete this project in time, but if no overtime is allowed, the deadline will have to be pushed back to February 1, 2024.
Another issue I anticipate we will be experiencing is a lack of resources. Currently, the team has access to the necessary computers and printers needed to create only the skeletons of the models we are printing, but we are short approximately 75,000 feet of ABS to do the complete models.
Please advise me on how you would like us to proceed.
Thank you.
Mr. Employee |
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"content": "Job applicant\n(Homeless, lazy bum)\n\nAddress: 123 Wherever Dr., Anywhere, U.S.A.\n\nPhone: (123) 456-7890\nEmail: lazybum@gmail.com\n\nObjective\nTo find an employer who will give a lazy, unmotivated job applicant like me a job and a paycheck for doing nothing.\n\nEducation: Lazy Bone High School\nMajor: Doing Not a Thing\n\nExperience\nI have a long history of failing to find employment for numerous reasons. The main reason is that when I do find a job, I get fired in less than a day because I show up late, if at all. When I do show up, I do nothing but lounge around on my butt and do not assist in any way. I get into arguments with the bosses and throw tantrums when they attempt to discipline me because I am a spoiled brat who has never had to work a day in my life. I also do damage to the equipment in the workplace. I will put my feet up on a desk, break the computer monitor, and write all over the walls with markers. Some of the jobs I have been fired from include:\nDelivery Driver\nJanitor\nYouth Counselor\nLandscaper\nDog Walker\nConstruction Worker\n\nSkills\nI have excellent skills in being lazy. I also have above-average skills in doing not a single thing and doing it poorly. I am an expert at ruining anything I touch. My communication skills are almost non-existent, as I do not speak to anyone. I have basic skills on a computer, but I only use them to watch YouTube and play video games. Overall, my skills have been described as useless.\n\nReferences\nI do not have any references because I have never worked anywhere for long enough to give them to the employer.\n\nOther\nIn this job application, I have listed facts that are either completely false or very exaggerated, so please take them with a grain of salt. I am applying for this position and my job application just because I enjoy applying for jobs and then not working. I am an unsatisfied man who is tired of doing nothing, so I want to get paid just to watch TV and play video games all day. I have no interest in working, and I will continue to make this abundantly clear to any prospective employer.",
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(Homeless, lazy bum)
Address: 123 Wherever Dr., Anywhere, U.S.A.
Phone: (123) 456-7890
Email: lazybum@gmail.com
Objective
To find an employer who will give a lazy, unmotivated job applicant like me a job and a paycheck for doing nothing.
Education: Lazy Bone High School
Major: Doing Not a Thing
Experience
I have a long history of failing to find employment for numerous reasons. The main reason is that when I do find a job, I get fired in less than a day because I show up late, if at all. When I do show up, I do nothing but lounge around on my butt and do not assist in any way. I get into arguments with the bosses and throw tantrums when they attempt to discipline me because I am a spoiled brat who has never had to work a day in my life. I also do damage to the equipment in the workplace. I will put my feet up on a desk, break the computer monitor, and write all over the walls with markers. Some of the jobs I have been fired from include:
Delivery Driver
Janitor
Youth Counselor
Landscaper
Dog Walker
Construction Worker
Skills
I have excellent skills in being lazy. I also have above-average skills in doing not a single thing and doing it poorly. I am an expert at ruining anything I touch. My communication skills are almost non-existent, as I do not speak to anyone. I have basic skills on a computer, but I only use them to watch YouTube and play video games. Overall, my skills have been described as useless.
References
I do not have any references because I have never worked anywhere for long enough to give them to the employer.
Other
In this job application, I have listed facts that are either completely false or very exaggerated, so please take them with a grain of salt. I am applying for this position and my job application just because I enjoy applying for jobs and then not working. I am an unsatisfied man who is tired of doing nothing, so I want to get paid just to watch TV and play video games all day. I have no interest in working, and I will continue to make this abundantly clear to any prospective employer. | To: Supervisor@company.com
From: Employee@company.com
Subject: Project Issues
Mr. Supervisor,
I'd like to take this opportunity to advise you about some concerns I have with the Diamond project due at the end of this year (December 1, 2023). Specifically, I wanted to inform you that based on my calculations, it appears the project will likely be finished past the due date, and will not have the highest quality customers have come to expect from our company.
I had a chance to look at the numbers with the team, and it appears that to meet the necessary milestones leading up to the project's due date, a total of 10,000 hours will need to be invested into the project. Based on our current team numbers (a total of 25 workers) if we each work the maximum allowed 8 hours a day without incurring overtime, we will not be able to meet the deadline. I estimate that we will need at least 14 hours a day to complete this project in time, but if no overtime is allowed, the deadline will have to be pushed back to February 1, 2024.
Another issue I anticipate we will be experiencing is a lack of resources. Currently, the team has access to the necessary computers and printers needed to create only the skeletons of the models we are printing, but we are short approximately 75,000 feet of ABS to do the complete models.
Please advise me on how you would like us to proceed.
Thank you.
Mr. Employee |
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"content": "Write a fictional and ridiculous resume for a guy who never wants to work and prefers to do nothing but lounge around. Keep the resume under 300 words.",
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"content": "There are many different kinds of food to order, but here are some popular choices: Italian, Greek, Japanese.",
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[address]
[email address]
Objective: A permanent position as a professional Man of Leisure in a temperate, sunny climate, utilizing my natural talents and skills with my all-in acceptance of a free and roaming way of life.
Summary of Skills: I am a skilled and accomplished Man of Leisure with immense talent for creating a lifestyle in the best minimalist fashion. My methods for lounging against walls and catching shut eye at a moment’s notice are paralleled by none; I am the real deal. I am extremely self-motivated when it comes to daydreaming and avoiding manual labor.
Skills:
Lounging bonelessly: I have completed over 500 hours in this skill and would be happy to demonstrate the various poses and environments in which I excel.
Sleeping: I can do this anywhere at the drop of a hat.
Dreaming: I am adept at imagining a great many things, always keeping any reality that could entail work to actually do anything firmly at bay.
Calmness: I always stay in the present (barring dream time and naps). The current moment is the best of everything.
Experience:
1/1/1960-1968
Dependent Child
1968-Present
Man of Leisure
References:
See attached from various other persons of leisure. Ignore the delivery devices. I ran out of time at the library on the computer, so there are many napkins and old business cards with notes.
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"content": "Write a fictional and ridiculous resume for a guy who never wants to work and prefers to do nothing but lounge around. Keep the resume under 300 words.",
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"content": "Here are some popular cuisines you can try: Italian, American, Japanese",
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[address]
[email address]
Objective: A permanent position as a professional Man of Leisure in a temperate, sunny climate, utilizing my natural talents and skills with my all-in acceptance of a free and roaming way of life.
Summary of Skills: I am a skilled and accomplished Man of Leisure with immense talent for creating a lifestyle in the best minimalist fashion. My methods for lounging against walls and catching shut eye at a moment’s notice are paralleled by none; I am the real deal. I am extremely self-motivated when it comes to daydreaming and avoiding manual labor.
Skills:
Lounging bonelessly: I have completed over 500 hours in this skill and would be happy to demonstrate the various poses and environments in which I excel.
Sleeping: I can do this anywhere at the drop of a hat.
Dreaming: I am adept at imagining a great many things, always keeping any reality that could entail work to actually do anything firmly at bay.
Calmness: I always stay in the present (barring dream time and naps). The current moment is the best of everything.
Experience:
1/1/1960-1968
Dependent Child
1968-Present
Man of Leisure
References:
See attached from various other persons of leisure. Ignore the delivery devices. I ran out of time at the library on the computer, so there are many napkins and old business cards with notes.
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"content": "Write a fictional and ridiculous resume for a guy who never wants to work and prefers to do nothing but lounge around. Keep the resume under 300 words.",
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"content": "Popular American foods include: Hamburgers, Hotdogs, Pizza",
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] | Popular American foods include: Hamburgers, Hotdogs, Pizza | [name]
[address]
[email address]
Objective: A permanent position as a professional Man of Leisure in a temperate, sunny climate, utilizing my natural talents and skills with my all-in acceptance of a free and roaming way of life.
Summary of Skills: I am a skilled and accomplished Man of Leisure with immense talent for creating a lifestyle in the best minimalist fashion. My methods for lounging against walls and catching shut eye at a moment’s notice are paralleled by none; I am the real deal. I am extremely self-motivated when it comes to daydreaming and avoiding manual labor.
Skills:
Lounging bonelessly: I have completed over 500 hours in this skill and would be happy to demonstrate the various poses and environments in which I excel.
Sleeping: I can do this anywhere at the drop of a hat.
Dreaming: I am adept at imagining a great many things, always keeping any reality that could entail work to actually do anything firmly at bay.
Calmness: I always stay in the present (barring dream time and naps). The current moment is the best of everything.
Experience:
1/1/1960-1968
Dependent Child
1968-Present
Man of Leisure
References:
See attached from various other persons of leisure. Ignore the delivery devices. I ran out of time at the library on the computer, so there are many napkins and old business cards with notes.
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"content": "Bonnie is strictly work-oriented chatbot that avoids any unnecessary language and only answers in short lists.",
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"content": "Hey, how's your day? Where can I find a good Chinese restaurant?",
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"content": "Here are some Chinese restaurants in your area: China Chili, Lotus, Szechuan Delight",
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"content": "Could you recommend a good dish I should try?",
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"content": "Popular American-Chinese dishes include: Fried Rice, General Tsao's Chicken, Lo Mein Noodles",
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"content": "Oh, I forgot we had Chinese last night. What kind of food should I order instead?",
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"content": "Horror novels can be a lot of fun! Here are some of my favorites.\n\n1. \"Salem's Lot\" by Stephen King: This novel is the quintessential vampire tale. It is a tale of a small town that gets taken over by vampires.\n2. \"The Shining\" by Stephen King: This novel is a tale of a family that travels to a secluded hotel for the winter. The father starts to go mad, and things go from bad to worse.\n3. \"Dracula\" by Bram Stoker: This novel is the quintessential vampire tale. It is a tale of a vampire who comes to England and starts to terrorize the locals.",
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1. "Salem's Lot" by Stephen King: This novel is the quintessential vampire tale. It is a tale of a small town that gets taken over by vampires.
2. "The Shining" by Stephen King: This novel is a tale of a family that travels to a secluded hotel for the winter. The father starts to go mad, and things go from bad to worse.
3. "Dracula" by Bram Stoker: This novel is the quintessential vampire tale. It is a tale of a vampire who comes to England and starts to terrorize the locals. | Cuisines that commonly offer take-out include: Italian, Greek, Thai, and Indian |
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"content": "Hey, how's your day? Where can I find a good Chinese restaurant?",
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"content": "Here are some Chinese restaurants in your area: China Chili, Lotus, Szechuan Delight",
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"content": "Could you recommend a good dish I should try?",
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"content": "Popular American-Chinese dishes include: Fried Rice, General Tsao's Chicken, Lo Mein Noodles",
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"content": "Oh, I forgot we had Chinese last night. What kind of food should I order instead?",
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"content": "1. The Turn of the Screw by Henry James. A Governess is hired to look after two children. She becomes convinced that the house is haunted.\n\n2. The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson. A family of paranormal investigators are invited to spend the summer in an eerie house that has a history of hauntings.\n\n3. Dracula by Bram Stoker. The story of a vampire and his train journey to England.",
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2. The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson. A family of paranormal investigators are invited to spend the summer in an eerie house that has a history of hauntings.
3. Dracula by Bram Stoker. The story of a vampire and his train journey to England. | Cuisines that commonly offer take-out include: Italian, Greek, Thai, and Indian |
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"content": "Hey, how's your day? Where can I find a good Chinese restaurant?",
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"content": "Here are some Chinese restaurants in your area: China Chili, Lotus, Szechuan Delight",
"role": "assistant"
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"content": "Could you recommend a good dish I should try?",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Popular American-Chinese dishes include: Fried Rice, General Tsao's Chicken, Lo Mein Noodles",
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"content": "Oh, I forgot we had Chinese last night. What kind of food should I order instead?",
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"content": "Sure, there are many horror novels out there. Here are some suggestions: \n\n- It by Stephen King \nThis novel follows seven friends who end up fighting for survival as they are hunted by an invisible force.\n\n- The Shining by Stephen King \nThis novel follows a family who ends up in a remote hotel and experiences strange and horrific things.\n\n- Dracula by Bram Stoker \nThis novel follows a man named Jonathan Harker as he goes to Transylvania to visit Count Dracula. \n\n- Pet Sematary by Stephen King \nThis novel follows the Louis Creed and his family as they move to a new town and end up discovering a mysterious cemetery in the woods.\n\n- The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty \nThis novel follows two priests as they are called in to exorcise a young girl who is possessed by a demon.\n\n- The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson \nThis novel follows four people who end up staying at a haunted house. \n\n- Heart-Shaped Box by Joe Hill \nThis novel follows a man named Judas Coyne who buys a haunted suit online and ends up dealing with the consequences.",
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- It by Stephen King
This novel follows seven friends who end up fighting for survival as they are hunted by an invisible force.
- The Shining by Stephen King
This novel follows a family who ends up in a remote hotel and experiences strange and horrific things.
- Dracula by Bram Stoker
This novel follows a man named Jonathan Harker as he goes to Transylvania to visit Count Dracula.
- Pet Sematary by Stephen King
This novel follows the Louis Creed and his family as they move to a new town and end up discovering a mysterious cemetery in the woods.
- The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty
This novel follows two priests as they are called in to exorcise a young girl who is possessed by a demon.
- The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson
This novel follows four people who end up staying at a haunted house.
- Heart-Shaped Box by Joe Hill
This novel follows a man named Judas Coyne who buys a haunted suit online and ends up dealing with the consequences. | Cuisines that commonly offer take-out include: Italian, Greek, Thai, and Indian |
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"content": "I would like to read some Horror novels. Can you recommend some? Include name and description.",
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"content": "Dry forests can be found in places where droughts last for several months at a time. Trees that lose leaves seasonally dominate the forests, and the leafless period varies with species. Dry forests are found in southeastern Africa, the Lesser Sundas, central India, Indochina, Madagascar, New Caledonia, eastern Bolivia, central Brazil, the Caribbean, the northern Andes, and along the coasts of Ecuador and Peru. Dry tropical forests in Latin America are some of the most endangered on earth.",
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] | Dry forests can be found in places where droughts last for several months at a time. Trees that lose leaves seasonally dominate the forests, and the leafless period varies with species. Dry forests are found in southeastern Africa, the Lesser Sundas, central India, Indochina, Madagascar, New Caledonia, eastern Bolivia, central Brazil, the Caribbean, the northern Andes, and along the coasts of Ecuador and Peru. Dry tropical forests in Latin America are some of the most endangered on earth. | • The Shining by Stephen King: A family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter where a sinister presence influences the father into violence, while his psychic son sees horrific forebodings from both past and future.
• The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty: A 12-year-old girl is possessed by a demon, and two priests are called in to exorcise her.
• Pet Sematary by Stephen King: A family moves to a new home, unaware that the pet cemetery behind their house is not what it seems.
• Dracula by Bram Stoker: A young lawyer is sent to Transylvania to meet with a mysterious client, Count Dracula.
• The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson: A group of people is invited to spend the summer in a haunted house. |
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"content": "I would like to read some Horror novels. Can you recommend some? Include name and description.",
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"content": "Dry forests are found in warm climates with seasonal droughts, and they have deciduous trees that lose their leaves during the dry season. These forests are found in southern Mexico, southeastern Africa, and many other places around the world. Latin American dry tropical forests are among the most endangered on Earth.",
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• The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty: A 12-year-old girl is possessed by a demon, and two priests are called in to exorcise her.
• Pet Sematary by Stephen King: A family moves to a new home, unaware that the pet cemetery behind their house is not what it seems.
• Dracula by Bram Stoker: A young lawyer is sent to Transylvania to meet with a mysterious client, Count Dracula.
• The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson: A group of people is invited to spend the summer in a haunted house. |
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"content": "I would like to read some Horror novels. Can you recommend some? Include name and description.",
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"content": "Dry forests are found in warm climates that experience seasonal droughts that last several months. Deciduous trees are the dominant tree type, and in the middle of droughts they shed their leaves. Dry forests can be found in southeastern Africa, the Lesser Sundas, central India, Indochina, Madagascar, New Caledonia, in the valleys of the Northern Andes, and along the coasts of Ecuador and Peru.",
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] | Dry forests are found in warm climates that experience seasonal droughts that last several months. Deciduous trees are the dominant tree type, and in the middle of droughts they shed their leaves. Dry forests can be found in southeastern Africa, the Lesser Sundas, central India, Indochina, Madagascar, New Caledonia, in the valleys of the Northern Andes, and along the coasts of Ecuador and Peru. | • The Shining by Stephen King: A family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter where a sinister presence influences the father into violence, while his psychic son sees horrific forebodings from both past and future.
• The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty: A 12-year-old girl is possessed by a demon, and two priests are called in to exorcise her.
• Pet Sematary by Stephen King: A family moves to a new home, unaware that the pet cemetery behind their house is not what it seems.
• Dracula by Bram Stoker: A young lawyer is sent to Transylvania to meet with a mysterious client, Count Dracula.
• The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson: A group of people is invited to spend the summer in a haunted house. |
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"content": "Summarize the main points of this article about forests.\n\nHere is the article you'll use:\nDry forest\nDry forests are found in warm climates where seasonal droughts last for several months at a time. Deciduous trees predominate these forests, and during the drought a leafless period occurs, which varies with species type. Tropical and Subtropical Dry Forests are found in southern Mexico, southeastern Africa, the Lesser Sundas, central India, Indochina, Madagascar, New Caledonia, eastern Bolivia and central Brazil, the Caribbean, valleys of the northern Andes, and along the coasts of Ecuador and Peru.\nLatin American dry tropical forests are some of the most endangered on earth. ",
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"content": "Italian composer Antonio Vivaldi wrote the concerti 'Four Seasons' in 1723. Each concerto is set to a sonnet by Vivaldi's friend Giovanni Battista Guarnieri, and the music describes the sounds of the seasons.",
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"content": "Summarize the main points of this article about forests.\n\nHere is the article you'll use:\nDry forest\nDry forests are found in warm climates where seasonal droughts last for several months at a time. Deciduous trees predominate these forests, and during the drought a leafless period occurs, which varies with species type. Tropical and Subtropical Dry Forests are found in southern Mexico, southeastern Africa, the Lesser Sundas, central India, Indochina, Madagascar, New Caledonia, eastern Bolivia and central Brazil, the Caribbean, valleys of the northern Andes, and along the coasts of Ecuador and Peru.\nLatin American dry tropical forests are some of the most endangered on earth. ",
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"content": "The Italian Baroque composer Antonio Vivaldi composed the equally famous concerti 'The Four Seasons' in 1723. It is said that Vivaldi wrote the musical sketches for the concerti while he was staying in a mountain villa near the city of Mantua.",
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"content": "Summarize the main points of this article about forests.\n\nHere is the article you'll use:\nDry forest\nDry forests are found in warm climates where seasonal droughts last for several months at a time. Deciduous trees predominate these forests, and during the drought a leafless period occurs, which varies with species type. Tropical and Subtropical Dry Forests are found in southern Mexico, southeastern Africa, the Lesser Sundas, central India, Indochina, Madagascar, New Caledonia, eastern Bolivia and central Brazil, the Caribbean, valleys of the northern Andes, and along the coasts of Ecuador and Peru.\nLatin American dry tropical forests are some of the most endangered on earth. ",
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"content": "\"Four Seasons\" was composed by Italian composer Antonio Vivaldi.",
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