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572 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Beth | Want kinda question is that? |
573 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Jerry | The "yes" or "no" kind. |
574 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Beth | Jerry, do you want homeless people to have homes? |
575 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Jerry | Yess. |
576 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Beth | Are you gonna build them? |
577 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Jerry | Noo. |
578 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Beth | Then what good was the "yes"? |
579 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Jerry | Wait, iii... is loving me the house or the homeless people? |
580 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Beth | Loving you is work, Jerry, hard work, like building a homeless shelter. Nobody want to say "no" to doing it, but some people put the work in. So what do ya say? Do you see me working here? Does this conversation seem tedious to me? |
581 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Jerry | Sort of. |
582 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Beth | But I obviously sort of love you, don't I? So stop asking and maybe I'll love you more. Crap, They need me at the horse hospital. |
583 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Jerry | This late? |
584 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Beth | The racetrack had a starlit derby, there's a seven horse collision, and Davin's there alone. |
586 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Morty | Hey there, Jessica. Whooa-whoopsie! |
587 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Jessica | Omigod, Morty. You look REALLY nice tonight. |
588 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Morty | WOW, thanks! |
589 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Jessica | I love you, Morty. I love you so much it burns! |
590 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Morty | Oh man. I love you too, Jessica! |
591 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Brad | Is this punk bothering you, Jessica? |
592 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Jessica | LEAVE HIM ALONE, JERK! I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM! HE'S MORE MAN THEN YOU WILL EVER BE! |
593 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Brad | Aw man, Morty, ugh, I'm really sorry. |
594 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Morty | Oh, well, no problem Brad. |
595 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Brad | There's somethin' special bout you, somethin' special. |
596 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Morty | Whoa, take it easy! |
597 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Jessica | GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM! |
598 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Brad | BACK OFF I'M TRYING TO BE WITH MY MAN! |
599 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Principal Vagina | That's enough Bradley. We don't want you injuring your ball-throwing arm. |
600 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Brad | Oh, Principal Vagina. |
601 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Jessica | Never leave me, Morty, NEVER. |
602 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Morty | Uh, sure. I mean, of course not. What do you think that was all about? |
603 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Jessica | Who cares? Just hold me. |
604 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Brad | LET ME GO!!! I LOVE YOU MORTY! |
605 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Jerry | She's gonna be alone with that guy all night. |
606 | 1 | 6 | Rick Potion 9 | Summer | Yeah, Dad, digging around the inside of horses. It's not a very romantic setting. |
607 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Summer | Hurry up Morty, Grampa's about to unfreeze time. You know you really should be cleaning from top to bottom. |
608 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty | I know how to vacuum Mom and Dad, Summer, I've been doing it for six months! |
609 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Summer | Then you've been doing it wrong for six months. Oh, my God, is that mildew? |
610 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty | It's not my fault we froze time on a humid day! |
611 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Summer | You have dropped so many balls, man. Do you ever get scared Grampa Rick might make me his new sidekick? |
612 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty | What? What kind of monster are you? |
613 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Summer | A competent one. |
614 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Rick | Who cares about the thing you guys are talking about? The whole point of freezing time is to stop giving a fuck. Put a shirt on your dumb dad and let's get this dumb universe rolling. Let's do this thing. |
615 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Rick | Alright, listen, you two, we froze time for a pretty long time, so when I unfreeze it, the world's time is gonna be fine, but our time's gonna need a little time to, you know, stabilize. |
616 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty | Our time is gonna be unstable? What does that even mean? |
617 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Rick | It means relax and stop being a pussy, Morty. I thought you learned that by now. It also means don't touch your parents or we could shatter into countless theoretical shards. |
618 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty | Wait a minute, what? |
619 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Rick | And away we go! |
620 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty | Uh, did we ever put that mattress under Mr. Benson? |
621 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Rick | Shhh, Morty! |
622 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Jerry | ...A THING OR TWO ABOUT... wait, what? Was the house...? When we pulled up I could have sworn the house was completely trashed. |
623 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Rick | Negative visualization, Jerry. It explains a lot about where you're at. Hi, sweety. |
624 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Beth | Hi, dad. |
625 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Beth | Summer, Morty, are you okay? |
626 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty | W-We just missed you a lot. |
627 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Summer | Yeah, we missed you so much. Too much to hug you though. |
628 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Rick | Yeah it would literally destroy them. Now listen, why do—why do—why—why don't you guys go get a free sunday ice cream, go out there and get some ice creams. Here's five hundred dollars cash in unmarked moneys. I'm just gonna put it on the floor and uh, kick it on over to ya. You guys go nuts. |
629 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Jerry | This better not be a bribe. If I find a single thing out of place in this house, my love of ice cream won't save you. I'll get my jacket. |
630 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Beth | Sweety, is your shirt on backwards? |
632 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty | Oh! |
633 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Rick | Uh oh. |
634 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Jerry | Yeah, I like it this way. I'm not stupid. |
635 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty | Phew... |
636 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Rick | Man that guy is the Red Grin Grumble to pretending he knows what's going on. Oh you agree, huh? You like that Red Grin Grumble reference? Well guess what? I made him up. You really are your father's children. Think for yourselves, don't be sheep. |
637 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Summer | God, I feel terrible. |
638 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Rick | Yup, it really makes you appreciate how fickle the universe can be. One minute you're falling off a roof for six months, the next minute, bam! |
639 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty | Uh, just to be clear, it was Summer's job to put the mattress under- |
640 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Summer | Uh, what? It was your job, Morty. |
641 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty | Nuh uh! |
642 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Summer | Yeah huh! |
643 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Rick | Actually, sorry Summer, I gotta back the M bomb on this one. I remember the conversation. We told Morty to replace all the bank's money with cookies, your job was to put the mattress under Mr. Benson. |
644 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty | Boom! In your face Summer! You really dropped the ball, man. |
645 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Summer | Shut up Morty, you vindictive little turd! |
646 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty | You shut up you big... female asshole! |
648 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Summer | I didn't! |
649 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty | You didn't what? |
651 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty | What's yours? |
653 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty | You shut up! |
654 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Rick | Whoa whoa wh-what the hell hell hell hell hell? |
655 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | All Ricks | Oh God, oh no, what did you guys just do? |
656 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Summer 1 | What do you mean? |
658 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | All Summers | Wait, what am I saying? |
659 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Rick | Were either of you guys uncertain about anything just now? |
660 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | All Mortys | Oh man... I don't feel good. |
661 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty 1 | Am I me? I think so. |
662 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty 2 | A-am I talking right now? |
663 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | All Mortys | Wait, who said that? |
664 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | All Ricks | Alright both of you, just don't move, don't speak, don't think. I have to check something. |
665 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Summer 1 | What should we do Morty? |
667 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty 1 | Let's see if he needs help. |
668 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty 2 | What do you mean you're gonna help him. |
669 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Summer 1 | Ugh, I can help too. |
671 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | All Summers | What's happening Grampa? |
672 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | All Ricks | Shut up! Oh crap are you kidding me? Two dots? This never needs to be more than one dot. The two of you made us uncertain! |
673 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty 1 | What do you mean? |
674 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Morty 2 | What? In English? |
675 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | Summer 1 | What? English please? |
677 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | All Ricks | Our time is fractured. You two somehow created a feedback loop of uncertainty that's split our reality into two equally possible impossiblities. W-we're exactly like a man capable of sustaining a platonic friendship with an attractive female co-worker. We're entirely hypothetical. |
678 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | All Mortys | But I thought there were infinite timelines. |
679 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | All Ricks | We're not on any timeline, dummy. Look. |
680 | 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | All Mortys | Oh, my God! |