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Qwen2.5-0.5B-Bluesky-Instruct

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I've been investigating a series of disturbing reports, and I'm afraid I have some dire news: it appears that this trained on Bluesky model is causing irreversible brainrot in anyone who dares to interact with its output.

Symptoms include:

Sudden and inexplicable reliance on buzzwords and jargon to sound intelligent (e.g. "it's a dialectical issue," "we need to deconstruct the narrative")
Increased paranoia about the impending doom of climate change, capitalism, and basically everything
Increased likelihood of using the phrase "I'm just asking questions" to deflect criticism
Uncontrollable desire to use terms like "systemic oppression" and "privilege" in everyday conversations
Vivid nightmares featuring Tucker Carlson's faceInability to form coherent sentences or express a single logical thought
Uncontrollable urge to respond to every argument with "but what about [unrelated topic]?"

As it turns out, training a model on the finest Bluesky shitposts has some... unforeseen consequences. Who knew that exposing AI to an endless barrage of memes, hot takes, and existential dread would have a profound impact on human cognition?

Steps to reproduce:

Interact with the Bluesky model for an extended period.
Observe as your brain slowly turns to mush.
Attempt to post a coherent thought on the internet (spoiler: you won't be able to).

Proposed solution:

Immediately shut down the model and replace it with a Taylor Swift lyrics generator.
Provide complimentary therapy sessions for anyone who's interacted with the model.
Create a support group for survivors of Bluesky-induced brainrot.