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800 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
801 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
802 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
803 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
804 | A tunee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
805 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
806 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
807 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
808 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
809 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
810 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
811 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
812 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
813 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
814 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
815 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
816 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
817 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
818 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
819 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
820 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
821 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
822 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
823 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
824 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |
825 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
826 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
827 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
828 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
829 | A tunee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
830 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
831 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
832 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
833 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
834 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
835 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
836 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
837 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
838 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
839 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
840 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
841 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
842 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
843 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
844 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
845 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
846 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
847 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
848 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
849 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |
850 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
851 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
852 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
853 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
854 | A tunee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
855 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
856 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
857 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
858 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
859 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
860 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
861 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
862 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
863 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
864 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
865 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
866 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
867 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
868 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
869 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
870 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
871 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
872 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
873 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
874 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |
875 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
876 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
877 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
878 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
879 | A tunee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
880 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
881 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
882 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
883 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
884 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
885 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
886 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
887 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
888 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
889 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
890 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
891 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
892 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
893 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
894 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
895 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
896 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
897 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
898 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
899 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |