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600
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
601
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
How do you catch a squirrel?
602
An investigator.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
603
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
604
A tunee fish.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
605
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
606
A bulldozer.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
607
He let out a little wine.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
608
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
609
An impasta.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
610
You put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
611
A carrot.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
612
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
What did one hat say to the other?
613
Because it was framed.
Why did the picture go to jail?
614
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
615
They'd crack each other up.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
616
An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
617
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the tomato turn red?
618
A gummy bear.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
619
They don't have the guts.
Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
620
A cornfield.
What has ears but cannot hear?
621
Bison.
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
622
A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cats?
623
Because it had too many problems.
Why was the math book sad?
624
A waist of time.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
625
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
626
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
How do you catch a squirrel?
627
An investigator.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
628
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
629
A tunee fish.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
630
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
631
A bulldozer.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
632
He let out a little wine.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
633
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
634
An impasta.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
635
You put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
636
A carrot.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
637
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
What did one hat say to the other?
638
Because it was framed.
Why did the picture go to jail?
639
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
640
They'd crack each other up.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
641
An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
642
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the tomato turn red?
643
A gummy bear.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
644
They don't have the guts.
Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
645
A cornfield.
What has ears but cannot hear?
646
Bison.
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
647
A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cats?
648
Because it had too many problems.
Why was the math book sad?
649
A waist of time.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
650
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
651
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
How do you catch a squirrel?
652
An investigator.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
653
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
654
A tunee fish.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
655
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
656
A bulldozer.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
657
He let out a little wine.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
658
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
659
An impasta.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
660
You put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
661
A carrot.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
662
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
What did one hat say to the other?
663
Because it was framed.
Why did the picture go to jail?
664
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
665
They'd crack each other up.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
666
An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
667
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the tomato turn red?
668
A gummy bear.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
669
They don't have the guts.
Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
670
A cornfield.
What has ears but cannot hear?
671
Bison.
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
672
A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cats?
673
Because it had too many problems.
Why was the math book sad?
674
A waist of time.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
675
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
676
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
How do you catch a squirrel?
677
An investigator.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
678
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
679
A tunee fish.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
680
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
681
A bulldozer.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
682
He let out a little wine.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
683
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
684
An impasta.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
685
You put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
686
A carrot.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
687
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
What did one hat say to the other?
688
Because it was framed.
Why did the picture go to jail?
689
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
690
They'd crack each other up.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
691
An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
692
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the tomato turn red?
693
A gummy bear.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
694
They don't have the guts.
Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
695
A cornfield.
What has ears but cannot hear?
696
Bison.
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
697
A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cats?
698
Because it had too many problems.
Why was the math book sad?
699
A waist of time.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?