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400 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of kittens? |
401 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
402 | Because it was two tired. | Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? |
403 | An impasta. | What do you call a fake noodle? |
404 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
405 | Because it had too many problems. | Why did the math book look sad? |
406 | Nothing, it just let out a little wine. | What did the grape say when it got stepped on? |
407 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? |
408 | A Dell Rolling in the Deep. | What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? |
409 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons fight each other? |
410 | Frostbite. | What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? |
411 | Nothing, it just waved. | What did the ocean say to the beach? |
412 | Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. | Why do seagulls fly over the sea? |
413 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
414 | Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
415 | A satisfactory. | What do you call a factory that makes okay products? |
416 | Igloos it together. | How does a penguin build its house? |
417 | A stick. | What’s brown and sticky? |
418 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
419 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
420 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
421 | A labracadabrador. | What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? |
422 | This tastes a little funny. | What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? |
423 | Because some relationships don't work out. | Why don't some couples go to the gym? |
424 | An honor roll. | What do you call an academically successful slice of bread? |
425 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
426 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
427 | It got mugged. | Why did the coffee file a police report? |
428 | I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. | What's the best thing about Switzerland? |
429 | Nobody knows. | What do you call a man with no body and no nose? |
430 | Because it was two-tired. | Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? |
431 | Supplies! | What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? |
432 | You boil the hell out of it. | How do you make holy water? |
433 | Tweethearts. | What do you call two birds in love? |
434 | Because they don't know the words. | Why do bees hum? |
435 | An impasta. | What do you call a fake noodle? |
436 | An investi-gator. | What do you call an alligator detective? |
437 | A carrot. | What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? |
438 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
439 | Frostbite. | What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? |
440 | Look for the fresh prints. | How do you find Will Smith in the snow? |
441 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |
442 | Because he couldn’t see that well. | Why did the old man fall in the well? |
443 | A stick. | What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
444 | Put a little boogey in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
445 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons fight each other? |
446 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
447 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
448 | Dam. | What did the fish say when it hit the wall? |
449 | Because they are shellfish. | Why don’t oysters donate to charity? |
450 | Roberto. | What do you call a man with a rubber toe? |
451 | A labracadabrador. | What do you call a dog that can do magic? |
452 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
453 | It was two-tired. | Why was the bicycle unable to stand up by itself? |
454 | A dino-snore. | What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? |
455 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
456 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato blush? |
457 | Fsh. | What do you call a fish with no eyes? |
458 | Attire. | What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? |
459 | Because they make up everything. | Why don't scientists trust atoms? |
460 | Elephino (hell if I know). | What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? |
461 | Because he was always spotted. | Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? |
462 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt made out of watches? |
463 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
464 | A satisfactory. | What do you call a factory that makes okay products? |
465 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
466 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
467 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
468 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
469 | A king fish. | What do you call a fish that wears a crown? |
470 | A receding hareline. | What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? |
471 | B. | What do you call a bear with no ears? |
472 | Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. | Why do seagulls fly over the sea? |
473 | A cat-astrophe. | What do you call a group of unorganized cats? |
474 | It was two-tired. | Why did the bicycle fall over? |
475 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
476 | Dinner is on me. | What did one plate say to the other plate? |
477 | Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. | Why did the student eat his homework? |
478 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of kittens? |
479 | Because she will let it go. | Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? |
480 | An irrelephant. | What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? |
481 | Nacho cheese. | What do you call cheese that isn't yours? |
482 | Because some relationships don't work out. | Why don't some couples go to the gym? |
483 | A satisfactory. | What do you call a factory that sells passable products? |
484 | Igloos it together. | How does a penguin build its house? |
485 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt made out of watches? |
486 | Because it was two tired. | Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? |
487 | A thesaurus. | What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? |
488 | Because they're so good at it. | Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? |
489 | Between you and me, something smells. | What did the left eye say to the right eye? |
490 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
491 | A labracadabrador. | What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? |
492 | Frostbite. | What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? |
493 | A piano. | What has keys but can't open locks? |
494 | Tweethearts. | What do you call two birds in love? |
495 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
496 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
497 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons fight each other? |
498 | I'll meet you at the corner. | What did one wall say to the other? |
499 | Nacho cheese. | What do you call cheese that isn't yours? |