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300 | Because they might peel. | Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? |
301 | A-Dell. | What do you call a computer that sings? |
302 | It over swept. | Why was the broom late? |
303 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
304 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
305 | Nothing, but it let out a little wine. | What did the grape say when it got stepped on? |
306 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons fight each other? |
307 | Frostbite. | What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? |
308 | Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels. | Why do seagulls fly over the sea? |
309 | Roberto. | What do you call a man with a rubber toe? |
310 | A puddle. | What do you call a snowman in July? |
311 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
312 | A thesaurus. | What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? |
313 | Toad. | What do you call an illegally parked frog? |
314 | Because he wanted to go to high school. | Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? |
315 | A king fish. | What do you call a fish wearing a crown? |
316 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
317 | A satisfactory. | What do you call a factory that sells passable products? |
318 | Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
319 | Every morning you'll rise and shine! | What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? |
320 | Tooth-hurty. | What's the best time to go to the dentist? |
321 | A stick. | What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? |
322 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? |
323 | A nervous wreck. | What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? |
324 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
325 | Because it was two tired. | Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? |
326 | A labracadabrador. | What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? |
327 | You put a boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
328 | Because it had too many problems. | Why did the math book look sad? |
329 | Ian. | What do you call a magician who loses his magic? |
330 | Because they’re shellfish. | Why don’t oysters share their pearls? |
331 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
332 | Between us, something smells. | What did the left eye say to the right eye? |
333 | They don’t have the guts. | Why don’t skeletons fight each other? |
334 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
335 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
336 | Because they use honey combs. | Why do bees have sticky hair? |
337 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
338 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? |
339 | Spoiled milk. | What do you get from a pampered cow? |
340 | Because it was two tired. | Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? |
341 | A dino-snore. | What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? |
342 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
343 | A towel. | What gets wetter the more it dries? |
344 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
345 | An irrelephant. | What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? |
346 | Supplies! | What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? |
347 | Because they make up everything. | Why don’t scientists trust atoms? |
348 | A piano. | What has keys but can’t open locks? |
349 | It was two-tired. | Why did the bicycle fall over? |
350 | Nacho cheese. | What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? |
351 | Because he was always spotted. | Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? |
352 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
353 | Igloos it together. | How does a penguin build its house? |
354 | Frostbite. | What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? |
355 | Stay here, I’m going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
356 | Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake. | Why did the student eat his homework? |
357 | Roberto. | What do you call a man with a rubber toe? |
358 | Fsh. | What do you call a fish with no eyes? |
359 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
360 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt made out of watches? |
361 | It gets toad away. | What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? |
362 | Because they are too transparent. | Why are ghosts bad liars? |
363 | A satisfactory. | What do you call a factory that makes okay products? |
364 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
365 | A labracadabrador. | What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? |
366 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
367 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of kittens? |
368 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
369 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? |
370 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
371 | Put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
372 | Because it had too many problems. | Why did the math book look so sad? |
373 | Supplies! | What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? |
374 | They don’t have the guts. | Why don’t skeletons fight each other? |
375 | A piano. | What has keys but can’t open locks? |
376 | Nacho cheese. | What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? |
377 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? |
378 | An irrelephant. | What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? |
379 | A towel. | What gets wetter the more it dries? |
380 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
381 | Roberto. | What do you call a man with a rubber toe? |
382 | Because they make up everything. | Why don’t scientists trust atoms? |
383 | I'll meet you at the corner. | What did one wall say to the other wall? |
384 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
385 | A puddle. | What do you call a snowman on a hot day? |
386 | A two-knee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
387 | Because every play has a cast. | Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'? |
388 | Ten tickles. | How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? |
389 | Because it was two-tired. | Why did the bicycle fall over? |
390 | A carrot. | What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? |
391 | To get to the other slide. | Why did the kid cross the playground? |
392 | A thesaurus. | What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? |
393 | Because he was always spotted. | Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? |
394 | A labracadabrador. | What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? |
395 | Because it felt crummy. | Why did the cookie go to the hospital? |
396 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt made out of watches? |
397 | Because he had no body to go with. | Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? |
398 | A stick. | What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? |
399 | They’d crack each other up. | Why don’t eggs tell jokes? |