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500 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? |
501 | Roberto. | What do you call a man with a rubber toe? |
502 | Spoiled milk. | What do you get from a pampered cow? |
503 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
504 | A tunee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
505 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
506 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
507 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
508 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
509 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
510 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
511 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
512 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
513 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
514 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
515 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
516 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
517 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
518 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
519 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
520 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
521 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
522 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
523 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
524 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |
525 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
526 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
527 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
528 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
529 | A tunee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
530 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
531 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
532 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
533 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
534 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
535 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
536 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
537 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
538 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
539 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
540 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
541 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
542 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
543 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
544 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
545 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
546 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
547 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
548 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
549 | A waist of time. | Whatdo you call a belt with a watch on it? |
550 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
551 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
552 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
553 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
554 | A tunee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
555 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
556 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
557 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
558 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
559 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
560 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
561 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
562 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
563 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
564 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
565 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
566 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
567 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
568 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
569 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
570 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
571 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
572 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
573 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
574 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |
575 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
576 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
577 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
578 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
579 | A tunee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
580 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
581 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
582 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
583 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
584 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
585 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
586 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
587 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
588 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
589 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
590 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
591 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
592 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
593 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
594 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
595 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
596 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
597 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
598 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
599 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |