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Vigilante self-sacrifice + bicycles = comedy gold | magicrhinos | 3,647 | 14,442 | 10,795 | 2011-06 | 1,307,571,156 | videos | huzyr |
Question, why didn't he wear a helmet if he knew he was going to be running into things on purpose? | jtat07 | 152 | 152 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,575,549 | videos | c1yll1u |
Where I live, he probably would have gotten a ticket for not wearing a helmet in addition to not riding in the bike lane. | girlgeek | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,576,758 | videos | c1ylp3e |
To be honest, good. | Drijidible | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,581,059 | videos | c1ym3ou |
Yes, fining cyclists for doing something that has no detrimental effect on others sounds like a terrific idea. | SprocketJockey | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,590,047 | videos | c1ymymy |
twilight fans are scary | kacperp | 0 | 8 | 8 | 2011-06 | 1,307,568,412 | videos | huypk |
I reacted in a similar manner when I found out about the remake of The Hobbit. | Qonold | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,569,273 | videos | c1yky0x |
I wonder what they sell here? | [deleted] | 0 | 5 | 6 | 2011-06 | 1,307,566,816 | guns | huxxi |
Where are those pesky, censoring mods when you need them? | ClassicallyTrained | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,568,895 | guns | c1ykwmo |
US Senators seek crackdown on Bitcoin currency | mepper | 98 | 151 | 53 | 2011-06 | 1,307,557,562 | technology | hutjg |
Washington State Patrol escorts mother goose and her goslings along I-90 | retardo | 112 | 134 | 22 | 2011-06 | 1,307,554,776 | Seattle | hus40 |
Virginia to hang the Ten Commandments back up in schools. | digitalmofo | 319 | 703 | 384 | 2011-06 | 1,307,551,389 | atheism | huqj6 |
The 10 commandments are not even a "historical document" | rebo | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,553,723 | atheism | c1yj4t4 |
Stop the persecution of Christians. | Kronecker_D | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,565,518 | atheism | c1ykimu |
Trendy buzzword that makes you sound cool. | outflow | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,549,896 | guns | c1yipce |
Most Americans Blame Wars For Federal Debt | gonzone | 115 | 267 | 152 | 2011-06 | 1,307,548,418 | politics | hup6k |
Yeah, right now the biggest scandal involves Republicans | StalinsLastStand | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,547,903 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c1yihj5 |
How Greek Protesters See The EU In One Simple Photograph | Tateno | 29 | 49 | 20 | 2011-06 | 1,307,546,086 | worldnews | huo4z |
Supermodels Without Makeup | divlicious | 17 | 73 | 56 | 2011-06 | 1,307,544,788 | WTF | hunle |
Wow, I never knew ad agencies would use professional photographers, make up artists, hair stylist, wind machines, clothing stylist, and post-production processing to make models look a little better. | vvo | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,548,701 | WTF | c1yikpl |
Teens allegedly shot more than 50 cats | just_shoot_me | 63 | 84 | 21 | 2011-06 | 1,307,540,648 | WTF | hulxr |
Catholic Charities sues to deny LGBT families services in Illinois: Why they'll lose | [deleted] | 176 | 253 | 77 | 2011-06 | 1,307,539,304 | lgbt | hulh4 |
Todt confirms Renault threats | zen_tm | 3 | 5 | 2 | 2011-06 | 1,307,536,942 | formula1 | hukq3 |
Hmm, let's see...Renault or Ferrari..that's a hard choice | BlackFA508 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,586,329 | formula1 | c1ymlll |
A court chooses reason - child's vision saved and faith healer neglectful parents convicted. | BigSlowTarget | 334 | 710 | 376 | 2011-06 | 1,307,535,469 | atheism | hukap |
It's horrible that these people's freedom of religion has been trampled on so disrespectfully. | dVnt | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,541,764 | atheism | c1yhvlj |
More Americans think war is main contributor to our national debt instead of domestic spending or tax cuts, so why aren't we talking more about ending the wars? | Dizzy_Slip | 363 | 777 | 414 | 2011-06 | 1,307,532,227 | politics | hujgx |
Because if we don't fight the wars, the terrorists win. | kaces | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,554,363 | politics | c1yj7gp |
Because the wars are patriotic - if you do not support them, you're unamerican! | SteveDave123 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,587,312 | politics | c1ymp67 |
....yea, that's true. | Lesserof2evils | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-08 | 1,313,067,130 | Egypt | c2booni |
not yet but give it thirty years or so. | [deleted] | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,534,725 | askscience | c1yhe5t |
Yeah, and we'll have a working fusion reactor in 20 | jjberg2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,536,389 | askscience | c1yhhib |
Do you do this? | xenoph | 24 | 130 | 106 | 2011-06 | 1,307,525,798 | Minecraft | hui12 |
I organize my items in octrees because they are cool. | seab3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,556,194 | Minecraft | c1yjf8x |
North Atlantic Fish Stocks: They're not depleted, they're GONE. | aiten | 85 | 153 | 68 | 2011-06 | 1,307,523,473 | reddit.com | huhhk |
Yeah, because eating meat instead is so much better | Toorstain | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,556,233 | reddit.com | c1yjfen |
Conan O'Brian legitimately laughing with Dave Chappelle. | Flyinape | 363 | 586 | 223 | 2011-06 | 1,307,518,479 | funny | hugdc |
Anyone know when this this was recorded? | rekcals | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,534,014 | funny | c1yhcwp |
any idea who the guest was? | SamuraiSevens | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,558,952 | funny | c1yjqy5 |
Classy. | Spoggerific | 1,060 | 1,060 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,518,042 | reddit.com | c1ygoov |
No, classy would have been taking the $10,000 and donating it to a worthy charity. | wickedcold | 106 | 106 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,540,362 | reddit.com | c1yhrel |
Its a shame he's having so many health issues this early in his career. | baltimoresports | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,537,024 | baseball | c1yhivb |
Does anyone hope and pray for another one of these? | [deleted] | 647 | 1,621 | 974 | 2011-06 | 1,307,514,582 | gaming | huf6w |
Just coffee spat at reading HuffPost's article about how if we leave Afghanistan, its economy could suffer | redtown | 5 | 8 | 3 | 2011-06 | 1,307,514,483 | politics | huf60 |
Maybe it would just be easier if the military stayed there forever, because after destroying the country, surely the USA wouldn't want to also destroy the economy.... | fitzroy95 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,517,901 | politics | c1ygodn |
Click here if you want to see Bill Shatner give some poor British journalist an absolutely awful interview on the set of Star Trek IV | dannyboylee | 9 | 11 | 2 | 2011-06 | 1,307,510,281 | startrek | hudth |
Dumbest way to get detention | OmniTroll | 608 | 4,119 | 3,511 | 2011-06 | 1,307,509,231 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | hudh8 |
Not very gentlemanly of you. | th3virus | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,536,977 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c1yhir8 |
he was creating a beautiful sketch for his classmate, pro-bono mind you, and the guy calls him gay because he is artistic! | LogicalTime | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,537,745 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c1yhkjc |
that'll teach 'em to leave their kitchens | GreenGlassDrgn | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,546,642 | politics | c1yicnm |
The Brazilian president's chief of staff Antonio Palocci has resigned over corruption allegations. | davidreiss666 | 8 | 13 | 5 | 2011-06 | 1,307,500,764 | worldnews | huaar |
THEY'RE ALL UPSIDE DOWN AND SHIT | TundraWolf_ | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,748,441 | snowboarding | c1z045t |
Montreal police kill homeless knife-wielding man and innocent bystander. | mycroft2000 | 29 | 45 | 16 | 2011-06 | 1,307,495,923 | canada | hu8cy |
I thought officers carried tasers for these exact situations.. | luminousfleshgiant | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,519,001 | canada | c1ygqjl |
"Steve Jobs rests his head against his wife, Laurene Powell Jobs, after delivering the keynote address to the Apple Worldwide Developers Conference at Moscone West on Monday." | MediaMoguls | 335 | 551 | 216 | 2011-06 | 1,307,492,051 | apple | hu6ua |
Damn corporate executives, do they ever work? | CodeandOptics | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,540,298 | apple | c1yhr8a |
and I thought I was safe here....That's it I'm moving to europe! | ihateyoualotman | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,500,464 | worldnews | c1yf60i |
I'm too awesome. | MikeEnIke | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,662,860 | AskReddit | c1yt0xs |
Be more humble you prick. | alextotti | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,668,620 | AskReddit | c1ytk09 |
20 bucks at a garage sale | nairobired | 746 | 6,877 | 6,131 | 2011-06 | 1,307,659,676 | gaming | hvwqe |
How else were they going to beat New Zealand? | mwalker_nz | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,664,733 | soccer | c1yt75f |
People who tell me about their pet peeves. | seemonkey | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,653,668 | AskReddit | c1ys45b |
What an irritating comment. | darkon | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,654,388 | AskReddit | c1ys6xj |
Picked up a new toy today. | statix138 | 31 | 66 | 35 | 2011-06 | 1,307,651,038 | guns | hvt38 |
You are a god among men/ goddess among women. | hulapoop | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,682,554 | food | c1yurb0 |
god amongst women would suite me just fine. | brokenearth02 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,713,163 | food | c1ywatm |
Seriously, why couldn't you just thank me? | [deleted] | 1,046 | 7,840 | 6,794 | 2011-06 | 1,307,644,381 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | hvpvl |
Nice try, serial rapist. | Zorbotron | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,662,922 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c1yt161 |
Like stealing (red) candy from a (blind) baby. | pathognome | 118 | 166 | 48 | 2011-06 | 1,307,641,407 | leagueoflegends | hvocw |
You don't need smite to jungle. | tpfour | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,647,694 | leagueoflegends | c1yreo7 |
America, I am disappoint. | [deleted] | 1,068 | 7,539 | 6,471 | 2011-06 | 1,307,640,928 | reddit.com | hvo46 |
and no one is watching Nick Flora, what a shame | jk1150 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,661,527 | reddit.com | c1yswhf |
inexcusable violence - executed on the street in karachi | staltwart | 1,955 | 8,176 | 6,221 | 2011-06 | 1,307,638,871 | videos | hvn7p |
More than 300 Tibetan monks have disappeared after being rounded up by Chinese security forces at a monastery for "re-education." | blackstar9000 | 1,597 | 5,486 | 3,889 | 2011-06 | 1,307,636,673 | worldnews | hvm5o |
$150 Spy Glasses Transmit Video In Real Time To the Social Network (video) | Singularity Hub | FilterJoe | 12 | 21 | 9 | 2011-06 | 1,307,633,963 | technology | hvkux |
Legal for sale in Illinois? | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,640,072 | technology | c1yqhnt |
just not legal to use agaisnt cops/ | dirtymoney | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,655,626 | technology | c1ysbdi |
Guess they'll have to detain anyone in the vicinity with glasses now. | mrpickleby | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,735,568 | technology | c1yyrx0 |
Memorable Linux Milestones - Infographic | weisenzahn | 321 | 500 | 179 | 2011-06 | 1,307,633,807 | linux | hvksj |
They forgot to include the Year of the Linux Desktop for every year since 2000. | raugturi | 47 | 47 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,647,057 | linux | c1yrbwt |
Try robbing someone in Pakistan, see what happens! | [deleted] | 2 | 18 | 16 | 2011-06 | 1,307,630,826 | videos | hvjfm |
can someone describe what is in the video.. i really dont want to watch it but im so curious. | kebabish | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,635,574 | videos | c1ypyn0 |
This is fracking serious. | [deleted] | 41 | 113 | 72 | 2011-06 | 1,307,630,327 | politics | hvj7y |
Well, I'd like to meet the wife before I decide how I feel about this. | Gasonfires | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,638,043 | reddit.com | c1yq91s |
Uh, isn't China's government communist and therefore made of the people of China? | DisplacedLeprechaun | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,640,105 | reddit.com | c1yqht1 |
Having children with someone who would rather make her children believe they were sexually abused rather than let their father have custody of them and give them a better life. | ashmdin | 60 | 60 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,626,264 | AskReddit | c1yp198 |
She doesn't sound like a good person at all :( Just dropping in to apologize for my gender being bitches sometimes, and to let you know that there are better fish in the sea. | [deleted] | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,632,594 | AskReddit | c1ypmab |
Excuse you, don't apologize for our gender. | epooka | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,637,915 | AskReddit | c1yq8ji |
Much better to get self-righteous and act like no wrongs could ever be committed, right? | schoofer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,640,567 | AskReddit | c1yqjsc |
Just one more reason to allow CCW | rogue780 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,629,598 | baltimore | c1ypbg9 |
I'll just leave this here | [deleted] | 852 | 3,762 | 2,910 | 2011-06 | 1,307,622,776 | trees | hvgfi |
65-million-year-old sea turtle found in South Jersey | baconbird | 406 | 1,000 | 594 | 2011-06 | 1,307,622,211 | science | hvga1 |
Things that cause rape | nomdeweb | 1,284 | 12,950 | 11,666 | 2011-06 | 1,307,619,888 | pics | hvfnf |
This is why I clandestinely video tape every time I have sex with a drunk/high/drugged woman. | sheepsix | 67 | 67 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,626,249 | pics | c1yp17v |
Holy cow I've been raped a lot of times. | sheepsix | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,639,211 | pics | c1yqe14 |
So if two drunk people have sex, who raped who? | RedditRage | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,639,586 | pics | c1yqfl4 |
Yes women should be wary 24/7 of being raped. | evileddy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,648,970 | pics | c1yrk5w |
"Gears of War 3: Horde Mode 2.0" E3 Gameplay Demo | Honda_TypeR | 55 | 88 | 33 | 2011-06 | 1,307,618,640 | gaming | hvfcv |
How do you know that they're not taking the beta information they received to heart? | Guinasaur | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,635,362 | gaming | c1ypxrz |
Of course they are, just like they did for the Gear 2 beta. | keepinithamsta | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,635,631 | gaming | c1ypyvk |