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Religion of peace strikes again! | yellownumberfive | 135 | 135 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,143,453 | atheism | c1xnjtu |
BUT GUYS ITS ONLY A TINY SUBSET OF THE ISLAMIC POPULATION111ONE | Balrizangor | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,158,800 | atheism | c1xorod |
Fuck society, I like my women to have curves | Sapientiam | 173 | 4,122 | 3,949 | 2011-06 | 1,307,137,956 | pics | hr33a |
Why don't poor Mexicans try to immigrate legally instead of sneaking across the border? | ACE_C0ND0R | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,134,666 | AMA | c1xmpz6 |
AT&T Admits They're 2-3 Years Behind Verizon. | [deleted] | 168 | 343 | 175 | 2011-06 | 1,307,133,846 | technology | hr1c9 |
Don't worry, AT&T, when it comes to screwing your customers, you're still #1. | [deleted] | 35 | 35 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,136,625 | technology | c1xmxbk |
At this point in my life no amount of corruption, greed, selfishness, or arrogance should shock me, yet I am constantly still shocked when I learn of yet another abuse of power. | mycroftiv | 671 | 671 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,135,498 | worldnews | c1xmt44 |
NPR did a special on tom delay a little while back and his involvement with indentured servitude of Chinese nationals in a pacific region island that ran sweat shops. | Terex | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,140,114 | worldnews | c1xn9mw |
Uganda elects its first white official | [deleted] | 22 | 26 | 4 | 2011-06 | 1,307,129,656 | worldpolitics | hqz81 |
Page ejected after protest during Speech from the Throne | [deleted] | 114 | 217 | 103 | 2011-06 | 1,307,129,615 | canada | hqz6z |
respecting her right to protest - she may never work has a page again, but she will be remembered | Koss424 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,132,257 | canada | c1xmg3l |
There are appropriate and inappropriate methods of protest....this is the latter. | silverbullet1 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,132,617 | canada | c1xmhh5 |
Everybody except me sucks at driving | [deleted] | 532 | 915 | 383 | 2011-06 | 1,307,118,144 | firstworldproblems | hqvpx |
If someone else is breaking rule #2, doesn't that mean you're breaking rule #1? | [deleted] | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,146,428 | firstworldproblems | c1xnssy |
"People should be with their own kind" and other insightful suggestions | [deleted] | 21 | 23 | 2 | 2011-06 | 1,307,117,384 | ShitRedditSays | hqvdx |
Reddit is so liberal and progressive! | girl_with_glasses | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,161,826 | ShitRedditSays | c1xozon |
Well MAYBE if the "takers" wouldn't take so much, the "makers" would make more for the takers to take. | Lazysaurus | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,135,143 | politics | c1xmrt0 |
Stephen Hawking Says Heaven Fairy Story | mattstat | 2 | 27 | 25 | 2011-06 | 1,307,108,135 | philosophy | hqrk0 |
Just a cripple with a crazy idea | kadmylos | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,137,438 | philosophy | c1xn0b8 |
European racism and xenophobia against immigrants on the rise | renee5lewis55 | 413 | 1,193 | 780 | 2011-06 | 1,307,104,165 | worldnews | hqq9z |
I'm sure "immigrants not giving a shit about European culture" is on the rise as well. | joculator | 367 | 367 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,111,971 | worldnews | c1xkr1w |
I think you're confusing separating themselves from the rest of the country and being pushed into racial ghettos. | OperIvy | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,122,315 | worldnews | c1xluf7 |
Breaking news: There's no ammo in MW3 | Romanoff | 733 | 6,511 | 5,778 | 2011-06 | 1,307,101,780 | gaming | hqpnt |
Scumbag Obama | thedesolateone | 498 | 947 | 449 | 2011-06 | 1,307,094,571 | Libertarian | hqo4r |
Definitely scumbag, he would only be imbecile if he would not have call it a failure in 2004. | coldshuts | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,102,753 | Libertarian | c1xk3ko |
It failed because it was underfunded, duh! | surfnsound | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,106,918 | Libertarian | c1xkby2 |
BBC News - Prosecutors 'ask Goldman Sachs to explain behaviour' | fatmike85 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 2011-06 | 1,307,068,235 | Economics | hqg5n |
Nintendo's Next Console Sounds Promising | ferrx | 1,267 | 6,072 | 4,805 | 2011-06 | 1,307,064,464 | gaming | hqemz |
i was enjoying it until it said Earthbound HD... that shit isn't funny, don't taunt me with such ideas | IntelSoap | 306 | 306 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,071,749 | gaming | c1xicg1 |
On the other hand, I'm not really sure Nintendo needs Final Fantasy 15. | smasher32 | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,077,927 | gaming | c1xiwkq |
Wait... what? | lolbacon | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,105,694 | gaming | c1xk93e |
TRUNEWS - The Real Reason The West Is Trying To Kill Colonel Gadaffi | radioactivemilk | 2 | 14 | 12 | 2011-06 | 1,307,061,540 | conspiracy | hqdex |
That broadcast seems legit | dsannes | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,121,749 | conspiracy | c1xls27 |
Eh, I'll just pretend it's the 90's. | Spencer487 | 1,258 | 9,585 | 8,327 | 2011-06 | 1,307,061,326 | pics | hqdbx |
the 90's didn't suck. | ehhblinkin | 543 | 543 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,061,412 | pics | c1xhe06 |
TLDR The 1990s were mostly about electronic things changing FTFY. | [deleted] | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,070,887 | pics | c1xi9l4 |
Nice try, Tyler Durden. | ab9003 | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,069,793 | pics | c1xi64r |
Try it for a month, it is incredibly liberating. | fuckyoupieceofshit | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,071,192 | pics | c1xiamc |
Clinical depression, it's incredibly liberating. | Bipolarruledout | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,115,160 | pics | c1xl2ia |
SCOTUS did rule a while back that corporations are considered persons... at least this has human DNA | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,110,989 | politics | c1xknmh |
Destiny Update v2 | Janook | 2 | 9 | 7 | 2011-06 | 1,307,225,479 | starcraft | hrqx6 |
This is really surprising. | Dubzex | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,225,719 | starcraft | c1xsn6u |
This may not help San Francisco's anti-abortion campaigners. | [deleted] | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2011-06 | 1,307,219,148 | OneY | hroyo |
What does an anti-circumcision campaign have to do with abortion? | zpweeks | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,221,349 | OneY | c1xsb3l |
All the aborted jewish babies? | zpweeks | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,223,702 | OneY | c1xshin |
This is why I love Reddit -- random acts of kindness. | BeerIsDelicious | 1,264 | 8,098 | 6,834 | 2011-06 | 1,307,217,188 | pics | hrodb |
Not cool...Those things literally poop *all the time*. | rabblerabble2000 | 88 | 88 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,224,302 | pics | c1xsj5y |
I'm very surprised that 90% of the people in the video look like they probably lead a lifestyle similar to hippies from a few decades back. | treein303 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,224,931 | videos | c1xskvo |
Why gun control fails | Lawl3rZ | 92 | 267 | 175 | 2011-06 | 1,307,216,285 | politics | hro2j |
Ron Paul: We Need More Jeebus and Church and Less Public Schools | mitchwells | 63 | 141 | 78 | 2011-06 | 1,307,215,892 | atheism | hrnxn |
BUT BUT SOCIALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISM! | Taishyr | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,243,866 | atheism | c1xu2ia |
I'm getting to be ashamed to be an American. | [deleted] | 3 | 18 | 15 | 2011-06 | 1,307,215,843 | politics | hrnx0 |
Protip: At Subway, order "extra meat" | TheCannon | 279 | 742 | 463 | 2011-06 | 1,307,211,126 | WTF | hrm9e |
Yeah, gotta be careful of all those .ttf viruses! | Asystole | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,215,321 | technology | c1xrv0j |
For non-Americans like myself, 3rd grade is ages 8-9. | intangible-tangerine | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,211,729 | science | c1xrksi |
Huh, the American system is the same way! | AgentME | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,224,777 | science | c1xskgz |
Global Commission on Drug Policy: the war on drugs "has not, and cannot, be won". | IamJulianAssange | 9 | 22 | 13 | 2011-06 | 1,307,178,614 | conspiracy | hrez3 |
Thanks globalists, We knew you had our best interests at heart all along. | Superconducter | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,248,793 | conspiracy | c1xugw9 |
French court rules that merely having the word "torrent" in your domain means you are encouraging infringement | maxwellhill | 678 | 1,361 | 683 | 2011-06 | 1,307,164,700 | technology | hrbv8 |
At least they're good at fighting wars and building cars. | AnomalyNexus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,206,007 | technology | c1xr5k0 |
Close Enough | flume | 1,495 | 10,900 | 9,405 | 2011-06 | 1,307,163,053 | reddit.com | hrbd6 |
Dealership informs man he can't have the tax credit for his new Chevy Volt because they already claimed it -- dealerships selling electric cars to each other to claim tax credits | [deleted] | 412 | 1,198 | 786 | 2011-06 | 1,307,155,862 | technology | hr966 |
Another win for the social engineers. | CodeandOptics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,189,090 | technology | c1xq7xw |
10pm? | Vankoyic | 195 | 890 | 695 | 2011-06 | 1,307,155,339 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | hr8zq |
Please tell me you didnt ask out this winner amongst winners. | BobTheBird | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,165,164 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c1xp86h |
Fruit stand. | ifuonlyknew | 800 | 2,892 | 2,092 | 2011-06 | 1,307,154,201 | pics | hr8mu |
this is honestly the saddest thing I've seen today | noroger | 53 | 53 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,157,793 | pics | c1xoox6 |
I would eat those. | connanndando | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,157,911 | pics | c1xop95 |
The stimulus package really did a lot more than the tax breaks, I don't know how nobody sees that. | swiheezy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,196,156 | politics | c1xqi6s |
Well guys, the shit we expected to happen is now happening. | STEVERODGERS | 15 | 32 | 17 | 2011-06 | 1,307,313,137 | Libertarian | hse22 |
Poll finds 80% of serial killers vote republican | backpackwayne | 4 | 28 | 24 | 2011-06 | 1,307,312,330 | politics | hsdri |
Well, technically Bitcoin can indeed be used to launder money. | xmashamm | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,312,245 | Bitcoin | c1xyiyh |
TIL that in the 2016 Olympics, the US will be defending the rugby gold medal | dannoffs1 | 448 | 1,109 | 661 | 2011-06 | 1,307,308,651 | todayilearned | hscif |
TIL that the TSA puts journalists who criticize them on the no fly list. | Mobilite | 1,386 | 5,405 | 4,019 | 2011-06 | 1,307,307,279 | reddit.com | hsc05 |
with firefox and adblock I havent seen a single commercial | etincelles | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,305,122 | starcraft | c1xxuj7 |
God maybe it's time to stop using IE5 .... :p | fifth0 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,305,326 | starcraft | c1xxv6w |
Head Massager from China - $1 (Free Shipping) | dadadu332 | 7 | 13 | 6 | 2011-06 | 1,307,303,249 | IdBuyThatForADollar | hsail |
what about the month shipping? | steakmane | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,310,754 | IdBuyThatForADollar | c1xydwz |
Not that I'm trying to ring any bells at the moment, but Palin's redcoats are trying to re-write Paul Revere's Wiki page right now. | Josephat | 1,685 | 7,155 | 5,470 | 2011-06 | 1,307,299,809 | politics | hs9ai |
They make internal DSL modems? | Ewalk | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,305,029 | AskReddit | c1xxu7g |
They used too, this was almost 10 years ago. | Spongi | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,326,685 | AskReddit | c1xzyd3 |
If it makes you feel any better it was an aol model. | Spongi | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,327,323 | AskReddit | c1y011t |
What is AOL? | Ewalk | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,327,656 | AskReddit | c1y02b9 |
Arch Enemy's Entire New Album Available For Streaming | [deleted] | 1 | 6 | 5 | 2011-06 | 1,307,299,556 | Metal | hs97d |
Too bad this band lost my interest after Wages of Sin... *This message brought to you by Melissa Cross, you can purchase her DVD "The Zen of Screaming", in stores now* | TheEerieCold | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,323,975 | Metal | c1xzok1 |
Swings | [deleted] | 1 | 10 | 9 | 2011-06 | 1,307,296,452 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | hs81h |
What a wonderful [fix], it was definitely much funnier than the original. | WhiteBlade3000 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,296,580 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c1xx31c |
Idra you fucking idiot NO | BUfels | 1,551 | 5,974 | 4,423 | 2011-06 | 1,307,295,078 | starcraft | hs7kb |
Yeh, but Pakistan has the *wrong* religious values. | keiyakins | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,313,697 | politics | c1xynov |
Don't make me get my belt! | DrSlappyPants | 566 | 1,900 | 1,334 | 2011-06 | 1,307,283,286 | funny | hs4bd |
TIL About the only American to serve in the Red Army During WWII | Scroot | 608 | 1,375 | 767 | 2011-06 | 1,307,272,398 | todayilearned | hs2ce |
We didn't bring troops until 1944. | cedargrove | -10 | -10 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,293,236 | todayilearned | c1xwrvy |
Policeman Doesn't Like His Picture Taken: "I'm gonna fucking break your face" | shamusoconner | 4 | 8 | 4 | 2011-06 | 1,307,262,568 | politics | hs0x2 |
This is why we need laws to prevent cops from being filmed. | dieyoung | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,287,704 | politics | c1xwbto |
Power striprage | krobra | 753 | 4,009 | 3,256 | 2011-06 | 1,307,234,117 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | hrtjp |
Twist ending for pro-life horror film revealed | GirlWithRedHair | 43 | 53 | 10 | 2011-06 | 1,307,403,723 | TwoXChromosomes | ht9r6 |
I don't like to let a mugger leave empty handed so I cut off his hands. | HotelCoralEssex | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,410,430 | guns | c1y74kf |
Titan MOTHER FUCKING A.E. | [deleted] | 52 | 65 | 13 | 2011-06 | 1,307,392,354 | NetflixBestOf | ht4t8 |
LET'S DOWNVOTE THIS GUY'S OPINON YEAHHH! | mitchbones | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,652,752 | NetflixBestOf | c1ys0d2 |
You just made this a very dark and depressing thread. | SuperiorRobot | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,396,686 | guns | c1y5qu0 |