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The Underground Website Where You Can Buy Any Drug Imaginable (made possible by Bitcoin) | Fogwa | 224 | 405 | 181 | 2011-06 | 1,306,970,913 | Economics | hph24 |
I have a feeling it won't last long, either because people realize the whole mining system is stupid or because of governmental regulation. | LordBufo | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,983,160 | Economics | c1xaxem |
What's stupid about it? | [deleted] | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,983,995 | Economics | c1xb06y |
Correct me if I am wrong, but it randomly assigns wealth to early adaptors. | LordBufo | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,984,061 | Economics | c1xb0fg |
Marijuana | ass_munch_reborn | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,969,665 | AskReddit | c1x9q8k |
Racist Girl | [deleted] | 414 | 3,545 | 3,131 | 2011-06 | 1,306,964,571 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | hpeje |
Im an average Muslim, thanks for letting me know im fucked up =D. | alwaysbored786 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,023,505 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c1xd8hc |
Flawless logic. | omiclops | 54 | 137 | 83 | 2011-06 | 1,306,957,776 | funny | hpbiw |
Problem is the man's g-spot is in there, so potentially you could make your boyfriend bi. | vertigo88 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,958,581 | funny | c1x8k3i |
TIL England expelled all Jewish people in 1290, and was the first country to make Jewish people wear identifying badges. | gatsby365 | 434 | 1,129 | 695 | 2011-06 | 1,306,956,843 | todayilearned | hpb49 |
What is up with all the Jew hate, why do people shit all over them throughout history? | [deleted] | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,964,710 | todayilearned | c1x98is |
Rampage Jackson is alpha as fuck in the best sports interview I've ever seen. | Sykotik | 824 | 1,998 | 1,174 | 2011-06 | 1,306,954,555 | videos | hpa5w |
Israel's PR victory shames news broadcasters | JSIN33 | 118 | 167 | 49 | 2011-06 | 1,306,951,274 | worldpolitics | hp8ld |
Another Jews control the media posting from al-guardian. | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,020,716 | worldpolitics | c1xd12x |
Very clever. | JSIN33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,053,046 | worldpolitics | c1xgni7 |
I feel like world war 3 is coming and it will be a civil war. | FucksWithHiveMind | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,965,612 | worldnews | c1x9bvk |
Yeah a civil war of the inhabitants of Earth... Should be a good time for all, maybe cheesus will show up! | totalyfucked | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,968,636 | worldnews | c1x9mqc |
If you're a for-profit and you manage to get 90% of your revenue from government, don't you think your CEO did a good job pulling a lot of bullshit over gov't's eyes? | luminarium | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,977,937 | politics | c1xagzi |
High levels of crime :D | TheRealPariah | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,970,874 | Libertarian | c1x9udo |
Hamilton tells Button, rest of Grid: Vettel, Alonso and Rosberg are faster than you | BlackFA508 | 1 | 12 | 11 | 2011-06 | 1,306,936,786 | formula1 | hp2ie |
Your title is more than a little misleading. | [deleted] | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,939,847 | formula1 | c1x6hpo |
Apologies, I'll just copy the article title next time to make it less interesting | BlackFA508 | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,943,245 | formula1 | c1x6ub0 |
Does anyone else hate these spammers / scammers? | Crath | 219 | 761 | 542 | 2011-06 | 1,306,936,747 | geek | hp2hu |
Nope, you're all alone on this one. | sweet_relief | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,942,763 | geek | c1x6sgy |
Scott signs bill requiring drug test to receive welfare | shazbaz | 703 | 1,337 | 634 | 2011-06 | 1,306,936,348 | news | hp2d0 |
On one hand, welfare abuse is rampant and it needs to be reformed...but this is totally not how to do it. | LaheyDrinks | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,939,645 | news | c1x6h0f |
What proof do you have that welfare abuse is rampant? | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,941,224 | news | c1x6mpn |
People are using it. | Bhima | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,941,942 | news | c1x6pb4 |
As Congress considers cutting federal food stamps, New Mexico nixes food stamp supplements for elderly and disabled residents | cameronj | 7 | 18 | 11 | 2011-06 | 1,306,934,535 | politics | hp1oz |
Hey Reddit, what's the most blatant example of propaganda you've ever seen? | smurfintime | 32 | 67 | 35 | 2011-06 | 1,306,925,485 | AskReddit | hozb0 |
"Terrorists" | thanimal | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,926,322 | AskReddit | c1x5mht |
That's because we have TSA, duh! | vincentrevelations | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,945,069 | AskReddit | c1x71ch |
How to get out of your rut. | [deleted] | 1,154 | 8,405 | 7,251 | 2011-06 | 1,306,918,945 | pics | hoxvh |
Wow, and you weren't even a dick about it! | cometparty | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,938,780 | pics | c1x6e26 |
A mother tries to teach her kids about the value of saving money, and ends up showing them the reality of bank fees instead. | [deleted] | 639 | 744 | 105 | 2011-06 | 1,306,896,749 | Economics | hoqzl |
I call bullshit. | [deleted] | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,895,431 | AskReddit | c1x3imq |
What's Bullshits' phone number? | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,902,530 | AskReddit | c1x499m |
OMG SO FUNNEH FOR THE LULZ. | lotlotters | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,910,347 | AskReddit | c1x4wvd |
B..B..But it could have been marijuana ! | x86_64Ubuntu | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,941,341 | reddit.com | c1x6n4a |
You, my friend, are truly a ladies man, no doubt about it. | crossower | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,920,925 | AskReddit | c1x5fot |
DAE feel self-conscious about this during a workout? | treelaxation | 99 | 186 | 87 | 2011-06 | 1,306,886,738 | Fitness | hon3w |
Cute Freckles Girl | [deleted] | 0 | 4 | 11 | 2011-06 | 1,307,054,556 | reddit.com | hqakh |
Wisconsin GOP caught red handed, looking to run fake Democratic candidates during recall elections. | joshlamb619 | 274 | 633 | 359 | 2011-06 | 1,307,053,256 | politics | hqa1x |
And we're upset since the Democrats would *never* try something as sneaky as this, right? | Artisane | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,077,221 | politics | c1xiujs |
I took this picture in Prague. | jollyholley | 15 | 16 | 1 | 2011-06 | 1,307,052,052 | itookapicture | hq9jo |
gee, the colors look so real. | acritic | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,056,481 | itookapicture | c1xh0bc |
Um, if you're into pretentious narcissists, Harold Bloom undertook the rather presumptuous task of compiling a list of the works and authors that comprise the fundamentals of Western literature in his book, "The Western Canon." | [deleted] | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,062,306 | literature | c1xhh72 |
Harold Bloom is 100% the source of Yale's Title IX troubles. | sushisushisushi | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,103,283 | literature | c1xk4gq |
Someone's mad at being bad | voiddd | 66 | 190 | 124 | 2011-06 | 1,307,049,626 | starcraft | hq8ft |
Goodbye Steam | [deleted] | 0 | 2 | 19 | 2011-06 | 1,307,041,959 | gaming | hq4yf |
A teacher creates a recess running program in her elementary school and test scores go up, discipline problems go down, and 99% of the kids choose to participate. | Garyland2002 | 1,725 | 4,111 | 2,386 | 2011-06 | 1,307,038,845 | offbeat | hq3k8 |
Then the teacher is charged with child abuse, The program is cut over safety concerns, and parents threaten to sue because their child feels bad because he can't run as fast as the other children. | digger_ex_pat | 162 | 162 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,040,202 | offbeat | c1xf3bn |
I'm going to drown! | goodtimes822 | 275 | 1,779 | 1,504 | 2011-06 | 1,307,037,938 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | hq372 |
If you found out you were going to die today, what would be your biggest regret? | snuka | 21 | 31 | 10 | 2011-06 | 1,307,037,795 | AskReddit | hq34t |
Yeah, I'd regret not having kids to leave growing up not having a dad too. | mr_daryl | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,041,896 | AskReddit | c1xfar7 |
some deep stuff 001100000011000100110001001100000011000100110000001100000011000100110000001100010011000100110000001100010011000100110001001100000011000000110001001100010011000000110000001100000011000100110001001100000011000100110001001100000011000000110001001100000011000100110000001100010011000100110001001100000011000000110000001100000011000000110001001100010011000100110000001100010011000000110000001100000011000100110001001100000011000100110000001100000011000100110000001100010011000100110000001100010011000100110001001100010011000000110001001100010011000000110001001100010011000100110000 | JimboLodisC | 6 | 10 | 4 | 2011-06 | 1,307,037,562 | geek | hq30t |
oh wow this is SOOO FUNNEH LOLOLOL | daChikn | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,053,951 | geek | c1xgr3s |
Billy Bob Thornton's daughter charged with manslaughter for killing her best friends baby | tyley | 38 | 54 | 16 | 2011-06 | 1,307,032,651 | entertainment | hq0sx |
surprising that a child of his would be so unstable | cleverminx | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,055,937 | entertainment | c1xgydp |
New Jersey governor Chris Christie thinks a family making $6,000 a year is too rich to qualify for Medicaid | mepper | 345 | 817 | 472 | 2011-06 | 1,307,031,210 | politics | hq08e |
If you have a kid and the best you can do is a minimum wage job then I think you've made some bad choices in the past | swiheezy | -15 | -15 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,034,009 | politics | c1xebbp |
yah, at that point they don't even count as people anymore! | FUNKYDISCO | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,040,342 | politics | c1xf3xx |
Making sense of inconsiderate drivers. | 5spoke | 15 | 36 | 21 | 2011-06 | 1,307,024,866 | pics | hpxow |
Girls that are skinny, but think they are fat. | dyemend | 1,080 | 1,080 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,029,593 | AskReddit | c1xdt5i |
Yeah, fuck them for trying to have a positive body image. | harrisonbeaker | 241 | 241 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,037,048 | AskReddit | c1xeox0 |
Sadly, I still don't think she knows where to download Photoshop. | olbeefy | 625 | 4,435 | 3,810 | 2011-06 | 1,307,023,271 | funny | hpx3x |
Was he really helping, or was he just trolling us? | noxumida | 48 | 221 | 173 | 2011-06 | 1,307,017,248 | atheism | hpvan |
Arizona: It's a dry hate. | xamor | 610 | 610 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,022,309 | WTF | c1xd573 |
I gave you an upvote, now I need you to tell me if you made that up or if it was on the Daily Show or something. | tacotacotacotaco | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,024,015 | WTF | c1xd9xa |
Don't downvote this guy, he's contributing. | generaltsao | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,029,394 | WTF | c1xdse0 |
What about you? | YoureUsingCoconuts | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,031,628 | WTF | c1xe19m |
'Global war on drugs has failed,' UN says | anish714 | 558 | 1,211 | 653 | 2011-06 | 1,307,015,513 | politics | hpuvm |
Right, got it, so we should declare War on Wars on Abstract Concepts? | zomgwtflolbbq | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,106,229 | politics | c1xkab3 |
Odin | Tiger337 | 614 | 3,166 | 2,552 | 2011-06 | 1,307,015,151 | atheism | hpusd |
Will Islam Destroy Itself? | peanut_Sniper- | 3 | 17 | 14 | 2011-06 | 1,307,014,430 | atheism | hpum0 |
Right, religion has done nothing to ensure the growth or continued existence of civilization. | KapnKrutch | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,015,673 | atheism | c1xcrc9 |
Kirsten Dunst as Marie Antoinette | [deleted] | 658 | 1,409 | 751 | 2011-06 | 1,307,014,273 | gifs | hpukt |
I mean really, she's no Chloe Sevigny. | wtjones | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,042,251 | gifs | c1xfceo |
Mind-... er, Universe-Fuck | mvpilot | 267 | 1,197 | 930 | 2011-06 | 1,307,014,008 | reddit.com | hpuic |
This proves Intelligent Design because this coincidence could never occur on it's own. | drovix | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,017,486 | reddit.com | c1xcudl |
somebody needs a nap. | [deleted] | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,014,439 | AskReddit | c1xcphl |
More and more Israelis apply for a foreign passport, not for easier travel but because something has gone terribly wrong here. | UtopicVision | 81 | 183 | 102 | 2011-06 | 1,307,010,495 | worldnews | hptqr |
As a German it makes me feel warm and fussy that Israelis trust Germany again. | allocater | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,018,459 | worldnews | c1xcw6u |
A _final_ time? | ScannerBrightly | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,053,860 | worldnews | c1xgqnm |
The Nintendo 3DS web browser will not support Flash or HTML5 | RaveofRavendale | 71 | 146 | 75 | 2011-06 | 1,307,010,261 | gaming | hptom |
Sounds like that was a wise purchase. | xrisnothing | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,021,370 | gaming | c1xd2p6 |
As a Libertarian I resent the government interfering with the efficient running of the market. | Sealbhach | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,049,799 | unitedkingdom | c1xgad6 |
Great Job, Parking Dark Knight! | Grajtik55 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,034,548 | funny | c1xedmc |
Soooo....I'm not allowed to be at the park without a child? | Sublem0n | 393 | 1,338 | 945 | 2011-06 | 1,306,991,107 | funny | hpovx |
By adults, they mean men, because only men are child molesters obviously. | TotallyTugBoat | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,017,477 | funny | c1xcucz |
Google moving away from using SD cards... I hope this isn't true | [deleted] | 182 | 429 | 247 | 2011-06 | 1,306,990,647 | Android | hpopn |
I guess no one at google's ever been on a plane and wanted to listen to their music library. | johnlnash | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,025,580 | Android | c1xdepf |
I know, 'cos it just helps them breed, right? | hasslefree | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,990,286 | reddit.com | c1xbk2b |
Maybe she's protecting you from the cancer. | Hank_of_Reddit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,992,038 | reddit.com | c1xboy2 |
Adrian Wojnarowski: Ricky Rubio to play for Minny next season. | jigogwapo16 | 20 | 25 | 5 | 2011-06 | 1,306,982,403 | nba | hplfp |
End of 1st half 3-0 mexico winning New Zealand defense is overwhelmed by the antics of Barrera, De Nigris and Dos Santos Ochoa is taking a nap on the net of his goal | why_hello_there | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,306,983,275 | soccer | c1xaxs3 |
90 more days of Libya bombing -- "the idea of protecting civilians by bombing civilian populations is on its face ridiculous" | [deleted] | 1 | 4 | 3 | 2011-06 | 1,306,976,374 | politics | hpj47 |
Windows 8 previewed, today. | UnfortunatelyMacabre | 101 | 144 | 43 | 2011-06 | 1,306,974,299 | gadgets | hpibh |
today i've seen the future and it's full of fucking twitter widgets | weedroid | 55 | 55 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,010,045 | gadgets | c1xcjy1 |
It's like windows phone 7 and that worked great... | qwasz123 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,307,032,518 | gadgets | c1xe4yn |