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het_1001 | 1 | heterographic | The man loved a good play on words but his wife couldn't stand the punishment . |
het_1002 | 1 | heterographic | " I visit my parents every Sunday , " said Tom weakly . |
het_1003 | 1 | heterographic | Environmentalist : expert in computer operating systems . |
het_1004 | 1 | heterographic | Marine biologists never make mistakes on porpoise . |
het_1005 | 1 | heterographic | I met some cult members who worshiped soup serving utensils . I said ,'Oh ye of ladle faith . ' |
het_1006 | 1 | heterographic | I heard Einstein got along well with his parents . . . relatively speaking . |
het_1007 | 1 | heterographic | The salt said'hi'to the pepper . It was seasonings greetings . |
het_1008 | 1 | heterographic | You decide what kind of light bulbs to buy by a process of illumination . |
het_1009 | 0 | heterographic | How can you be so deaf with those huge ears ? |
het_1010 | 1 | heterographic | If an actress has a screaming role , can we say she eeks out a living ? |
het_1011 | 1 | heterographic | The cartoon animator felt imprisoned by his job . He could not free himself from his cel . |
het_1012 | 1 | heterographic | When I asked him whether we ought to climb the steep hill , he started up the incline and , in ascent , said , " Yes . " |
het_1013 | 1 | heterographic | I want to buy that big diamond , Tom said hopefully . |
het_1014 | 1 | heterographic | He only knew how to drive a fork lift in reverse . He was the backup man . |
het_1015 | 0 | heterographic | A problem can be found for almost every solution . |
het_1016 | 1 | heterographic | The bicycle salesman had broken his ankle and was , alas , unable to pedal his wares . |
het_1017 | 1 | heterographic | Yes , I have read Gulliver's Travels , said Tom swiftly . |
het_1018 | 1 | heterographic | As anyone who has ever lived in the area can tell you , life is different in Montana . Since golf courses are often placed in areas ideal for hunting , most golfers carry a hunting rifle in their golf bag and when the opportunity presents itself combine their two favorite pastimes . Recently one such sportsman got lost and had to stop for directions asking , " Which way to the lynx . " |
het_1019 | 1 | heterographic | He gave up playing chess , and went on to a checkered career . |
het_1020 | 1 | heterographic | I had such a bad cold , I thought I was coffin to death . |
het_1021 | 1 | heterographic | What's the name of that street in Paris ? asked Tom ruefully . |
het_1022 | 1 | heterographic | Noah wasn't the first off the ark . He came forth . |
het_1023 | 0 | heterographic | Desk : A very large wastebasket with drawers . |
het_1024 | 1 | heterographic | Can you read music ? the bandleader asked notably . |
het_1025 | 0 | heterographic | Girlfriend pregnant : ( I ) gnore ( R ) etry ( A ) bort ? |
het_1026 | 1 | heterographic | Tying up a circle may take a lot of chords . |
het_1027 | 1 | heterographic | A chicken farmer's favorite car is a coupe . |
het_1028 | 1 | heterographic | OLD BRIDGE PLAYERS never die , they just sit around on their fat aces . |
het_1029 | 1 | heterographic | Aliens are lovable because they're so spatial . |
het_1030 | 1 | heterographic | ' Sweeney Todd'is a good source of sheer terror . |
het_1031 | 1 | heterographic | " There's no need for silence , " Tom allowed . |
het_1032 | 1 | heterographic | " You must be my host , " Tom guessed . |
het_1033 | 1 | heterographic | It was such a big piece of gold , he didn't know what to assay . |
het_1034 | 1 | heterographic | " " said Tom blankly . |
het_1035 | 1 | heterographic | When bottled water is cheap it's called a liquidation sale . |
het_1036 | 1 | heterographic | Waiter , there's a fly in my soup ! " No , sir , that is an essential bee vitamin . " |
het_1037 | 1 | heterographic | I'll clean the chimney , said Tom , fluently |
het_1038 | 1 | heterographic | Most samurai refused to shave . They were bushi . |
het_1039 | 1 | heterographic | Finding all possible logical relations between a finite collection of sets is not a matter of If but Venn . |
het_1040 | 0 | heterographic | For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil . |
het_1041 | 0 | heterographic | What goes around comes around . |
het_1042 | 1 | heterographic | My dog swallowed my engagement ring . I ended up with a diamond in the ruff . |
het_1043 | 1 | heterographic | Nearing the end of his sentence , the convicted Wall Street wizard , feeling both oddly safe in his spartan confinement but not quite penitent for his overzealous trading misdeeds , feared and anticipated his release , nightly dreaming of his long cherished hard sell . |
het_1044 | 0 | heterographic | Second thoughts are the best . |
het_1045 | 1 | heterographic | When I first tried the new cough syrup , I really had no idea what to expectorate . |
het_1046 | 1 | heterographic | Sign over the librarian's desk : No talking aloud . |
het_1047 | 1 | heterographic | My name is Rex . I own a junk yard . |
het_1048 | 1 | heterographic | An architect knows how to make a long storey short . |
het_1049 | 1 | heterographic | My grandmother learned grammar by wrote . |
het_1050 | 1 | heterographic | A cat that swallowed a ball of wool had mittens . |
het_1051 | 1 | heterographic | The concession stand at the circus had very good coffee . It was the greatest joe on earth . |
het_1052 | 1 | heterographic | Sign :'Please turn out the lights . Thanks a watt . ' |
het_1053 | 1 | heterographic | The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed . He gave his awl . |
het_1054 | 1 | heterographic | The undersized and timorous knight , armed only with an aluminum sword , lacked the adequate metal to face the ferocious dragon . |
het_1055 | 1 | heterographic | My wife is a fine cook , plus a great algebra teacher , she is quite famous for her pi . |
het_1056 | 1 | heterographic | Today a truck hit my car . I wasn't hurt but I got the freight of my life . |
het_1057 | 1 | heterographic | Absent the fungus , the story had no morel |
het_1058 | 0 | heterographic | It takes a village to raise a child . |
het_1059 | 0 | heterographic | The best defence is a good offence . |
het_1060 | 0 | heterographic | We aren't surrounded . We're in a target - rich environment . |
het_1061 | 1 | heterographic | " I've struck oil ! " said Tom crudely . |
het_1062 | 1 | heterographic | I get my large circumference from too much pi . |
het_1063 | 1 | heterographic | This is some pretty good tapioca . That's one way of pudding it . |
het_1064 | 0 | heterographic | Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall . |
het_1065 | 1 | heterographic | Kentucky Fried Chicken , looking to expand into the area of low - fat dining alternatives , has begun selling popcorn . Their new motto is , " Look for the kernel . " |
het_1066 | 1 | heterographic | One day my friend asked me , how do you take such good care of your saxophone . I responded with tenor , love and care . |
het_1067 | 1 | heterographic | A reformed arsonist was in confession . He began , " Bless me Father for I have singed . " |
het_1068 | 0 | heterographic | " I never met a chocolate I didn't like . " - - Deanna Troi |
het_1069 | 0 | heterographic | The road to hell is paved with good intentions . |
het_1070 | 1 | heterographic | " I won't finish in fifth place , " Tom held forth . |
het_1071 | 1 | heterographic | Old genealogists never die , they just lose their census . |
het_1072 | 0 | heterographic | I'd love to , but my uncle escaped again . |
het_1073 | 1 | heterographic | At the Oktoberfest the sauerbrauten was very good , even though I had been expecting the wurst . |
het_1074 | 1 | heterographic | A bacteria walked into a bar and the bartender said ,'We don't serve bacteria in this place .'The bacteria said ,'But I work here , I'm staph . ' |
het_1075 | 1 | heterographic | Try our Sundays , they ’ re better than Baskin Robbins |
het_1076 | 1 | heterographic | Santa goes down the chimney because it soots him . |
het_1077 | 1 | heterographic | She was only a Computer Programmer's daughter , but she sure liked to byte . |
het_1078 | 1 | heterographic | My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me . |
het_1079 | 1 | heterographic | The dieters vowed to let nothing go to waist . |
het_1080 | 1 | heterographic | Communism is a complicated thing . You must think about from all sorts of Engels . |
het_1081 | 0 | heterographic | If you're not part of the solution , you're part of the problem . |
het_1082 | 1 | heterographic | OLD CHICKEN FARMERS never die , they just end up with a dozen aches . |
het_1083 | 0 | heterographic | Honk if you love obscene gestures . |
het_1084 | 1 | heterographic | She was only a Glazier's daughter , but she was never a pain to me . |
het_1085 | 1 | heterographic | I dropped out of my communism class because of lousy Marx . |
het_1086 | 1 | heterographic | She said she wasn't pregnant but contractions speak louder then words . |
het_1087 | 0 | heterographic | Fools rush in where angels fear to tread . |
het_1088 | 1 | heterographic | During my trip to Italy , I didn't do much . I just vegged out . When in Rome , do as the Romaines . |
het_1089 | 1 | heterographic | ' I got lost in the streets of Paris ,'he said ruefully . |
het_1090 | 1 | heterographic | What do you call Peruvian Rorschach tests ? Inca Blots . |
het_1091 | 1 | heterographic | Alcohol and calculus don't mix so don't drink and derive . |
het_1092 | 0 | heterographic | Truth seeks no corners . |
het_1093 | 0 | heterographic | Seen the new Clinton watch ? Only $ 5 . 95 . $ 54 . 95 with tax . |
het_1094 | 1 | heterographic | The steward refused to swallow the harsh whine of the petulant cabernet peddler . |
het_1095 | 1 | heterographic | We've taken over the government , Tom cooed |
het_1096 | 1 | heterographic | " It's become much bigger , " said Tom with a groan . |
het_1097 | 1 | heterographic | My name is Otto . I'm a car mechanic . |
het_1098 | 1 | heterographic | A logger went to his doctor because of a problem with the lumbar . |
het_1099 | 1 | heterographic | " Are you all governors ? " Tom asked , bored . |
het_1100 | 0 | heterographic | Have a cold ? Let me introduce you to Doc Jack Kevorkian . |