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het_801 | 0 | heterographic | The last will be first , and the first last . |
het_802 | 1 | heterographic | The garden club visited the nursery and found themselves in a hosta environment . |
het_803 | 1 | heterographic | The woman who rode her broom to a croquet game was a wicket witch . |
het_804 | 1 | heterographic | Jack and Jill is the best nursery rhyme as others pail in comparison . |
het_805 | 1 | heterographic | Being able to fit size 14 shoes is quite a feet . |
het_806 | 1 | heterographic | " I still haven't struck oil , " said Tom boringly . |
het_807 | 1 | heterographic | Sometimes a pregnancy is so long it seems like a maternity . |
het_808 | 1 | heterographic | When there was a murder backstage at the Grammys they couldn't find DNA but they did find Prince . |
het_809 | 0 | heterographic | I used up all my sick days , so I'm calling in dead . |
het_810 | 1 | heterographic | OLD POPULATION EXPERTS never die , they just lose their census . |
het_811 | 0 | heterographic | When in doubt , tell a lie |
het_812 | 0 | heterographic | If it works , rip it apart and find out why ! |
het_813 | 1 | heterographic | His affection for her was more than a passion interest . |
het_814 | 1 | heterographic | I choked on my dessert and decided to sue , so I hired an attorney who specializes in tortes . |
het_815 | 1 | heterographic | I used to enjoy steak and cheese with my eggs , but it's all ova now . |
het_816 | 0 | heterographic | Two is a company ; three is a crowd . |
het_817 | 0 | heterographic | Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion ? |
het_818 | 1 | heterographic | The vegetable never taken aboard ship is a leek . |
het_819 | 0 | heterographic | It ain't over , but the fat lady is clearing her throat . |
het_820 | 1 | heterographic | Before the revolution , Russia was in a Tsary state . |
het_821 | 1 | heterographic | The dentist decided he was going to try a new path to fame and fortune , and this time he would choose a different root . |
het_822 | 1 | heterographic | When you dream in color , it's a pigment of your imagination . |
het_823 | 0 | heterographic | Revenge is a dish best served cold . |
het_824 | 1 | heterographic | Please mix me a martini , said Tom , dryly . |
het_825 | 1 | heterographic | A motorcycle rider with bad teeth is the leader of the plaque . |
het_826 | 1 | heterographic | If you write bad things about me I am libel to sue you . |
het_827 | 1 | heterographic | When the cattlemen's association sponsored a track and field competition , followed by a barbecue , the commemorative T - shirt read , " We loved the meet . " |
het_828 | 1 | heterographic | You should never drink beyond the pint of no return . |
het_829 | 1 | heterographic | " I'm just going to put these handcuffs on you , " said Tom manically . |
het_830 | 1 | heterographic | You'll never conquer me , Goliath said stonily . |
het_831 | 0 | heterographic | You get what you pay for . |
het_832 | 1 | heterographic | Pray for keeps |
het_833 | 0 | heterographic | When in doubt , leave it out . |
het_834 | 1 | heterographic | What did the grape say when it got stepped on ? Nothing - but it let out a little whine . |
het_835 | 0 | heterographic | Remember when safe sex was not getting caught in the act ? |
het_836 | 1 | heterographic | My friend is very paranoid . He says people are either foe him or against him . |
het_837 | 1 | heterographic | Drinking too much of a certain potent potable may require a leave of absinthe . |
het_838 | 0 | heterographic | Press any key to continue . No , not THAT one ! |
het_839 | 0 | heterographic | One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb . |
het_840 | 1 | heterographic | I just got my permit to harvest shrimp in the Antarctic . Now I have a licence to Krill . |
het_841 | 0 | heterographic | He who laughs last . . . had to have it explained . |
het_842 | 1 | heterographic | I can Harley wait to get my motorbike license . |
het_843 | 1 | heterographic | Two lovers who had been apart for some time were reunited on a foggy day . One whispered to the other'I mist you'. |
het_844 | 1 | heterographic | If you say you have bad skin , I'd say that was a pore excuse . |
het_845 | 0 | heterographic | Hey ! ! These cookies don't taste like Girl Scouts ! |
het_846 | 0 | heterographic | When in doubt , mumble . When in trouble , delegate . |
het_847 | 1 | heterographic | " That horse looks like a good bet at 20 to 1 , " said Tom oddly . |
het_848 | 1 | heterographic | I wanted to be a clarinettist but I couldn't reed music . |
het_849 | 1 | heterographic | Britain is a wet place since the queen has had a long reign . |
het_850 | 0 | heterographic | If you don't have anything nice to say , don't say anything at all . |
het_851 | 1 | heterographic | I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose . |
het_852 | 1 | heterographic | Podiatrist malpractice : Callous neglect |
het_853 | 0 | heterographic | A staff is quickly found to beat a dog . |
het_854 | 1 | heterographic | I thought that the penny I was looking for would have belonged to a man , but I detected the cent of a woman . |
het_855 | 1 | heterographic | I told my friend about the creative writing class I took , and she said that she had a simile experience . |
het_856 | 0 | heterographic | Better underdone than overdone . |
het_857 | 1 | heterographic | Those whose child is going through a'phase'may wish they had a phaser . |
het_858 | 0 | heterographic | When one door closes , another door opens . |
het_859 | 1 | heterographic | He cussed in his sleep all night and woke up all swore out . |
het_860 | 0 | heterographic | Stolen fruit is the sweetest . |
het_861 | 1 | heterographic | The British cannibal enjoyed snacking on fish and chaps . |
het_862 | 0 | heterographic | AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous |
het_863 | 1 | heterographic | Do hotel managers get board with their jobs ? |
het_864 | 1 | heterographic | " I've mailed the letter , " Tom assented . |
het_865 | 0 | heterographic | Never insult 7 men when all you're packing is a 6 - shooter |
het_866 | 1 | heterographic | A lot of big delivery companies are always trying to courier favour . |
het_867 | 1 | heterographic | " It's only average , " said Tom meanly . |
het_868 | 0 | heterographic | Don't even TRY to THINK without proper tools . |
het_869 | 1 | heterographic | " Someone bumped into me while I was brushing my teeth , " said Tom with a gleam in his eye . |
het_870 | 1 | heterographic | Having too many axe - like tools to do a particular job only adze to the confusion . |
het_871 | 1 | heterographic | Lions don't have to worry about every little detail in life . . . just the mane thing . |
het_872 | 1 | heterographic | The fisherman kept bragging about the big fish he caught , but he would not be very pacific about where he caught it . |
het_873 | 0 | heterographic | If you buy quality , you only cry once . |
het_874 | 1 | heterographic | OLD TAILORS never die , they just get ironic . |
het_875 | 1 | heterographic | Nature reserves are an eagle opportunity employer . |
het_876 | 1 | heterographic | My name is Les . I'm a dietician |
het_877 | 1 | heterographic | Goddard couldn't be reached . He was out to launch . |
het_878 | 0 | heterographic | I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing . |
het_879 | 0 | heterographic | What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread ? |
het_880 | 1 | heterographic | A guy who accidentally drove his small import into a giant shrink - wrap machine had his Fiat sealed . |
het_881 | 1 | heterographic | An hourglass is a waist of time . |
het_882 | 1 | heterographic | Most hunters are nice because they're such deer people . |
het_883 | 1 | heterographic | She was only a Butcher's daughter , but there wasn't much more she could loin . |
het_884 | 0 | heterographic | Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds . |
het_885 | 1 | heterographic | Sign on a broken perfume bottle , " Out of odor " . |
het_886 | 1 | heterographic | A pediatrician is a doctor of little patients . |
het_887 | 1 | heterographic | The cheque is in the post , Tom assented . |
het_888 | 1 | heterographic | A dentist has to tell a patient the whole tooth . |
het_889 | 1 | heterographic | I was completely exonerated , said Tom clearly . |
het_890 | 1 | heterographic | The flock of doves decided to stage a coo |
het_891 | 1 | heterographic | Dr . Jekyll's more successful second formula turned him into a world - class sprinter rather than a violent psychopath , proving that you can run but you can't always Hyde . |
het_892 | 1 | heterographic | What you can buy for a dollar these days is absolute noncents . |
het_893 | 1 | heterographic | " I work at a bank , " said Tom tellingly . |
het_894 | 0 | heterographic | The door swings both ways . |
het_895 | 1 | heterographic | You should massage a cow's back before putting it out to posture . |
het_896 | 0 | heterographic | You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink . |
het_897 | 1 | heterographic | My name is Harold . I'm a messenger . |
het_898 | 1 | heterographic | When those around King Arthur's table had insomnia , there were a lot of sleepless knights . |
het_899 | 0 | heterographic | Unfortunately , Wife 1 . 0 is not upgradable |
het_900 | 1 | heterographic | My friend gave me a book about puns for my birthday and I loved it . It was two meaningful . |