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het_701 | 1 | heterographic | The triglyph commented ,'It's friezing in here . . |
het_702 | 0 | heterographic | All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy . |
het_703 | 1 | heterographic | In the delivery room , the unborn infant expected to be given a wide berth . |
het_704 | 1 | heterographic | Easter is more than something to dye for |
het_705 | 1 | heterographic | My name is Gail . I'm a meteorologist |
het_706 | 1 | heterographic | Chimney sweep's daughter , but she soots me fine . |
het_707 | 0 | heterographic | I used to jog , but the ice kept falling out of my glass . |
het_708 | 1 | heterographic | If a dog was computer literate , would his bark be worse than his byte ? |
het_709 | 1 | heterographic | A hay farmer in jail could get out on bale . |
het_710 | 1 | heterographic | I told my friend about the creative writing class I took , and she said that she had a simile experience . |
het_711 | 1 | heterographic | Doctor , doctor , I keep thinking I'm a billiard ball . - Get back in the queue . Next . |
het_712 | 0 | heterographic | Nothing for nothing . |
het_713 | 0 | heterographic | Hot water Heaters : hot water needs heating ? |
het_714 | 1 | heterographic | I'm a ditch digger , said Tom , trenchantly |
het_715 | 0 | heterographic | Dog for sale : eats anything and is fond of children |
het_716 | 1 | heterographic | A man's home is his castle in a manor of speaking . |
het_717 | 1 | heterographic | " I wish I had something to write with , " Tom said pensively . |
het_718 | 1 | heterographic | I don't find health - related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency . |
het_719 | 1 | heterographic | OLD POLITICIANS never die , they just harangue in there . |
het_720 | 1 | heterographic | Dinna wave that axe aboot , Jimmy ! said Tom heedlessly . |
het_721 | 1 | heterographic | An alien landed at a soft drink company and said'take me to your liter'. |
het_722 | 1 | heterographic | The son can warm you forever |
het_723 | 1 | heterographic | He crashed through several windows , but felt no pane . |
het_724 | 1 | heterographic | The sheep robber was caught on the lamb . |
het_725 | 1 | heterographic | His wife loved pottery making but for him it was just kiln time . |
het_726 | 0 | heterographic | Imagination comes before Creation . |
het_727 | 1 | heterographic | " I admire East End gangsters , " said Tom crazily . |
het_728 | 0 | heterographic | If you believe in telekinesis , please raise my hand . |
het_729 | 0 | heterographic | Alex , I'll take " Things Only I Know " for $ 1000 , please . |
het_730 | 1 | heterographic | When overcome by thoughts of sin the princess visited the knave . |
het_731 | 1 | heterographic | When a problem or dilemma arises : " As plumbers say , it's not drain surgery . " |
het_732 | 1 | heterographic | " I only have diamonds , clubs and spades , " said Tom heartlessly . |
het_733 | 1 | heterographic | Patience is a virtue heavy in wait |
het_734 | 0 | heterographic | No man can serve two masters . |
het_735 | 1 | heterographic | A veterinarian knows how to make a dog heal . |
het_736 | 1 | heterographic | Life is a puzzle ; look here for the missing peace . |
het_737 | 1 | heterographic | Many people think that Edgar Allan Poe was a raven madman . |
het_738 | 0 | heterographic | Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it . |
het_739 | 0 | heterographic | World Ends at 3pm ; Film at 5 on WLKY Early News . . . . |
het_740 | 1 | heterographic | OLD ENUMERATORS never die , they just lose their census |
het_741 | 0 | heterographic | I'm not rude , I'm " attitudinally challenged " . |
het_742 | 1 | heterographic | The embarrassed news anchor was bright red , but he nor the television monitor was appropriately phased . |
het_743 | 1 | heterographic | She was only a Glaziers daughter but took great panes to please |
het_744 | 0 | heterographic | Wise men learn by other men's harms , fools by their own . |
het_745 | 0 | heterographic | Truth will out . |
het_746 | 1 | heterographic | She was only a Sailor's daughter and how she loved seamen . |
het_747 | 0 | heterographic | Never say die . |
het_748 | 0 | heterographic | I'm writing a book . I've got the page numbers done . |
het_749 | 1 | heterographic | A pie went for an audition for a part in a play . The casting agent told him he performed well , but it was more of a sausage roll . |
het_750 | 1 | heterographic | Failure is the path of least persistence . |
het_751 | 1 | heterographic | Old programmers never die , they just can't C as well . |
het_752 | 1 | heterographic | If your dad's sisters are construction workers you might call them carpenter aunts . |
het_753 | 1 | heterographic | The swanky hoteliers'convention tended to attract the inn crowd . |
het_754 | 1 | heterographic | OLD RANCHERS never die , they just breed their last . |
het_755 | 1 | heterographic | The king never let any of his personal musicians go swimming immediately after eating for fear that they would get minstrel cramps . |
het_756 | 1 | heterographic | The Junior NCO had sore wrists . The doctor said it was corporal tunnel syndrome . |
het_757 | 1 | heterographic | " I'm the butcher's assistant , " said Tom cuttingly . |
het_758 | 1 | heterographic | Two brothers fought over some sheet music but their mother wanted to keep the piece . |
het_759 | 1 | heterographic | A mathematician that couldn't stop adding up recently went incremental . |
het_760 | 1 | heterographic | After being treated by an optometrist , the bird seed . |
het_761 | 1 | heterographic | The satellite went into orbit on January 1st causing a new year's revolution . |
het_762 | 1 | heterographic | Two rites make a wrong where bigamy is concerned . |
het_763 | 1 | heterographic | Fishers often wet their appetite . |
het_764 | 1 | heterographic | The guilt - ridden shark always has a feeling of remoras . |
het_765 | 1 | heterographic | The cd salesman said , " The classical music section is right over there , " as he smoothed his pencil - thin mustache and spread another handful of Brylcreem on his hair . |
het_766 | 0 | heterographic | Insanity is doing the same thing over and over , expecting different results . |
het_767 | 0 | heterographic | If you want someone to keep a secret , keep it yourself . |
het_768 | 1 | heterographic | Even though Ashley was blind and under arrest , she still had hope that someone would brail her out . |
het_769 | 1 | heterographic | Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience . |
het_770 | 1 | heterographic | The trucker explained that he was early because he had had no breaks . |
het_771 | 1 | heterographic | OLD CHEESE MAKERS never die , they just lose their whey |
het_772 | 0 | heterographic | We give nothing as willingly as our advice . |
het_773 | 1 | heterographic | If the mint makes 25 cent pieces it should expect quarterly profits . |
het_774 | 0 | heterographic | Good riding at two anchors , men have told , for if the one fails , the other may hold . |
het_775 | 1 | heterographic | Water leaking through wallboard is usually a ceiling problem . |
het_776 | 1 | heterographic | After the lawyer flushed the toilet , it went to the suer . |
het_777 | 1 | heterographic | Last night , I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings . The wife said I'd been tolkien in my sleep . |
het_778 | 0 | heterographic | Keep your own counsel . |
het_779 | 1 | heterographic | " I compliment the company that makes the Macintosh computer , " said Tom applauding . |
het_780 | 0 | heterographic | Give the devil his due . |
het_781 | 1 | heterographic | " I'm losing my hair , " Tom bawled . |
het_782 | 1 | heterographic | " I have to wear this cast for another six weeks , " said Tom disjointedly . |
het_783 | 1 | heterographic | I trained my dog to hunt for underground mushrooms but now he's more truffle than he's worth . |
het_784 | 1 | heterographic | I'll never forget that rainstorm near Los Angeles and how the rain came down in Torrance . |
het_785 | 1 | heterographic | He bought the drum for a great price , it was a steel . |
het_786 | 1 | heterographic | Lamb stew is much ado about mutton |
het_787 | 0 | heterographic | Am I ignorant or apathetic ? I don't know and don't care ! |
het_788 | 1 | heterographic | The big new clock at city hall was the tock of the town . |
het_789 | 0 | heterographic | Vuja De : The feeling that none of this has happened before . |
het_790 | 0 | heterographic | It takes two to tango . |
het_791 | 1 | heterographic | OLD MILKMAIDS never die they just lose their whey . |
het_792 | 1 | heterographic | A flute teacher is a tutor . |
het_793 | 1 | heterographic | I'm singing well these days , Tom intoned . |
het_794 | 1 | heterographic | Let's visit the tombs , said Tom , cryptically . |
het_795 | 1 | heterographic | " I'm putting on my T - shirt , shorts , and sunglasses , " Tom summarised . |
het_796 | 0 | heterographic | Beware of the false prophets , who come to you in sheep's clothing , and inwardly are ravening wolves . |
het_797 | 1 | heterographic | " I've joined the navy , " Tom said fleetingly . |
het_798 | 1 | heterographic | " I know which boyd gets the woym , " said Tom in an oily voice . |
het_799 | 1 | heterographic | She was only a Grape picker's daughter , but she was never Chablis dressed . |
het_800 | 0 | heterographic | The flush toilet is the basis of western civilization . |