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het_501 | 1 | heterographic | " I was the first to climb Mount Everest , " said Tom hilariously . |
het_502 | 1 | heterographic | Let's go to the gym and weight a while . |
het_503 | 1 | heterographic | People have a happy time vacationing in Ireland because they are walking on Eire . |
het_504 | 1 | heterographic | I'll tempt Adam tonight , she said evilly . |
het_505 | 1 | heterographic | Sellers of dried grapes are always raisin awareness . |
het_506 | 1 | heterographic | " I won't tell you anything about my salivary glands , " said Tom secretively . |
het_507 | 0 | heterographic | The child is father to the man and to the woman . |
het_508 | 1 | heterographic | I need to go on a diet , said Tom wastefully . |
het_509 | 1 | heterographic | I've caught Moby Dick ! Tom wailed . |
het_510 | 1 | heterographic | The prodigal son was having a bad heir day . |
het_511 | 0 | heterographic | I may look busy , but I'm just confused ! |
het_512 | 0 | heterographic | A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools . |
het_513 | 1 | heterographic | To emphasize that someone is a stranger : " As we used to say in the cheese industry , I don't know him from Edam . " |
het_514 | 1 | heterographic | He frequently practices furtive looks to operate at peek efficiency . |
het_515 | 0 | heterographic | Diplomacy : Saying " Nice doggie " until you can find a rock |
het_516 | 1 | heterographic | A king is old when he reaches the age of sovereignty . |
het_517 | 1 | heterographic | Take a God look at yourself . |
het_518 | 1 | heterographic | There was an orchestra conductor who threw tempo tantrums . |
het_519 | 1 | heterographic | Company's coming , Tom guessed . |
het_520 | 1 | heterographic | What did the nice girl say when her date invited her home to see his stamp collection ?'Philately will get you nowhere'. |
het_521 | 0 | heterographic | All is not lost that is in danger . |
het_522 | 1 | heterographic | Bakers have a great knead to make bread . |
het_523 | 1 | heterographic | If you think that mutt made strange sounds as a pup , you should hear him grown . |
het_524 | 1 | heterographic | She was only a Columnist's daughter , but she's always chasing wild roomers . |
het_525 | 1 | heterographic | Wanting to buy his girlfriend a gift that she was sure to appreciate , Bugs Bunny decided that something on the order of twenty - four carats would be about right . |
het_526 | 0 | heterographic | Every man has his price . |
het_527 | 1 | heterographic | As they looked at the recreation of the Greek temple on Rodeo Drive while a freak ice storm was occurring , Emily and Henry were astonished by the very unusual frieze . |
het_528 | 1 | heterographic | The proctologist reassured the patient that his condition could be rectified . |
het_529 | 0 | heterographic | He that hath a head of wax must not walk in the sun . |
het_530 | 1 | heterographic | A tangled bell ringer tolled himself off . |
het_531 | 0 | heterographic | Proffer'd service stinks . |
het_532 | 0 | heterographic | Hindsight is always twenty - twenty . |
het_533 | 0 | heterographic | Old habits die hard . |
het_534 | 1 | heterographic | The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide . |
het_535 | 1 | heterographic | Don't believe what you hear about fleas and ticks - - it's all lice . |
het_536 | 0 | heterographic | The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away . |
het_537 | 1 | heterographic | The hotel regrets that you do not find your rooms satisfactory ; I will send up our sweet manager right away . |
het_538 | 1 | heterographic | I feel empty inside , Tom hollered . |
het_539 | 1 | heterographic | To earn an A in " Sewing with Burlap " , you really have to know the coarse material . |
het_540 | 1 | heterographic | " It's my personal magnetism , " said Tom ironically . |
het_541 | 1 | heterographic | My name is Phillip , I'm a service station attendant . |
het_542 | 1 | heterographic | " I've gained thirty pounds , " said Tom heavily . |
het_543 | 1 | heterographic | Did you hear about the father that was difficult to see ? He was transparent . |
het_544 | 1 | heterographic | Selling gasoline too cheaply would be fuelish . |
het_545 | 1 | heterographic | " I'm just an ordinary soldier , " Tom admitted privately . |
het_546 | 0 | heterographic | If you buy cheaply , you pay dearly . |
het_547 | 0 | heterographic | The best defense against logic is stupidity . |
het_548 | 1 | heterographic | A test - tube baby has a womb with a view . |
het_549 | 1 | heterographic | Having too many vowels is a consonant struggle in the game of Scrabble . |
het_550 | 1 | heterographic | When making butter there is little margarine for error . |
het_551 | 1 | heterographic | Get the stick , Rover ! Tom called fetchingly . |
het_552 | 1 | heterographic | The triangular computer monitor business was just a big pyramid screen . |
het_553 | 1 | heterographic | The cost of a galvanized hull is enough to zinc a ship . |
het_554 | 1 | heterographic | Victims of bad construction in the orient are'bamboozled'. |
het_555 | 1 | heterographic | The psychotic florist created many flower derangements . |
het_556 | 1 | heterographic | Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food . |
het_557 | 0 | heterographic | He that swells in prosperity will shrink in adversity . |
het_558 | 1 | heterographic | " This steamroller is amazing , " said Tom flatteringly . |
het_559 | 1 | heterographic | He is an excellent soup maker . You might say he is consomme professional . |
het_560 | 1 | heterographic | Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah ? |
het_561 | 1 | heterographic | Some bankers are generous to a vault . |
het_562 | 1 | heterographic | Some rappers are good but others are Ludacris . |
het_563 | 0 | heterographic | Better go about than fall into the ditch . |
het_564 | 1 | heterographic | In times like these the value of Chinese currency should make Americans pay attention . Instead , too many of us just yuan . |
het_565 | 0 | heterographic | Life's battle don't always go to the stronger or faster man , but sooner or later the man who wins is the one who thinks he can . |
het_566 | 1 | heterographic | Computer programs for gambling need beta testing . |
het_567 | 1 | heterographic | Did you hear about the nervous preacher ? He had sweaty psalms . |
het_568 | 0 | heterographic | Love laughs at locksmiths . |
het_569 | 0 | heterographic | Bumper Sticker : HORN NOT WORKING - - WATCH FOR HAND SIGNALS . |
het_570 | 0 | heterographic | Nature never did betray the heart that loved her . |
het_571 | 1 | heterographic | The winter drive - by shooting was a slay ride . |
het_572 | 0 | heterographic | Bought friends are not friends indeed . |
het_573 | 1 | heterographic | On the old trains the engineer had a lot of esteem . |
het_574 | 1 | heterographic | Why are Italians so good at making coffee ? Because they really know how to espresso themselves . |
het_575 | 1 | heterographic | A police dog is often the scenter of a drug arrest . |
het_576 | 0 | heterographic | Give , and ye shall receive . |
het_577 | 0 | heterographic | You CAN trust the government . . . ask any Indian . |
het_578 | 1 | heterographic | Patience is a virtue that carries a lot of wait . |
het_579 | 1 | heterographic | Two coin collectors got together for old dimes sake . |
het_580 | 1 | heterographic | The stress of having his beloved pet bunny die caused a man to go bald - - he was very upset about losing his hare . |
het_581 | 0 | heterographic | 5 billion years the earth takes to form , and we get THIS ? |
het_582 | 1 | heterographic | " I presented my case to the judge , " Tom said briefly . |
het_583 | 1 | heterographic | Someone led me to believe that graphite was discovered in Pennsylvania . |
het_584 | 1 | heterographic | " I haven't had my photographs developed yet , " said Tom negatively . |
het_585 | 1 | heterographic | Getting soap in your eyes is no lathering matter . |
het_586 | 1 | heterographic | Why did the dairy churn ? The less said , the butter . . . |
het_587 | 1 | heterographic | I was fighting a Dragon , easier slayed then done . |
het_588 | 1 | heterographic | Rabbits generally lead a hoppy life . |
het_589 | 1 | heterographic | My family scoffed when I had a divine inspiration I'd get rich selling my " Beets Brule , " but after I made my first million , they had to admit I made quite a prophet . |
het_590 | 0 | heterographic | Avoid the 5 o'clock rush - always leave work at noon . |
het_591 | 1 | heterographic | After a cold winter , will deciduous trees be releaved ? |
het_592 | 1 | heterographic | The cast , after the scene in the forest , took their boughs . |
het_593 | 1 | heterographic | The little green men told me it was the Dog Star . I told them they can't be Sirius . |
het_594 | 0 | heterographic | The squeaky wheel gets the grease . |
het_595 | 1 | heterographic | Old chicken farmers never die , they just have a dozen aches . |
het_596 | 0 | heterographic | 1 + 2 = 3 ; Therefore , 4 + 5 = 6 . |
het_597 | 1 | heterographic | The tightrope walker gently took a step at a time and always wore diamond - laced slippers . The spectators always would stare in awe at the tightrope walker's feat . |
het_598 | 0 | heterographic | Now , witness the power of this fully OPERATIONAL tagline ! |
het_599 | 0 | heterographic | Don't judge a man until you have walked a mile in his boots . |
het_600 | 1 | heterographic | Sailors like to seas opportunities . |