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when people suggest that a woman should protect herself from dangers more , the feminist camp calls it victim blaming . when people suggest skate boarders should wear pads , somehow the ' victim blaming ' title is conveniently absent .

MensRights

u seem alot better off than me ! just look at ur positives even if u have to go so general to that i ' m alive , my family is alive , ur gf is with u at least it ' s something i am homeless barely getting money and have to go to the soup kitchen . u have it good man i wish i was in ur shoes but dying isn ' t what it ' s cracked up to be i tried about twenty times almost seceded four times and i learned good things always come sooner or later it ' s just life . u gotta live it

SuicideWatch

one of the most insidious practices of uk courts is the [ intentional practice of prior restraint ] ( http : / / en . wikipedia . org / wiki / censorship _ in _ the _ united _ kingdom # prior _ restraint ) . in the us , the fcc earns a significant amount of criticism , but it has taken a firm stand against any form of prior restraint . in fact , irresponsible network executives have occasionally tried to get content approved by the fcc in advance of broadcast , and the fcc has refused to accept that power as a matter of legal principle .

technology

you ' re correct . . . i should have . looks like assignments make up 150pts project makes up 250pts tests make up 600pts total of 1000 , but i went off what blackboard was tracking which tells me " i made a 97 on my test out of 100pts "

AskReddit

the video opens to a general explanation of the concept : a game that interprets player choices and adjusts the gameplay to prey on fears the player may have . it opens outside , where the player ( in first person ) walks around a bit and eventually arrives at a house . it has another aside where it describes a bit of generated trickery where there could be many options and the game will make selections . the layout of the house could ( and should ) be different every play . upon entering the house , they do an example with darkness . sooty footprints walk around tipped over furniture . blood smears and creepy writing on the floor . the immediate area around you is illuminated enough that you can see details but it quickly drops off into a wall of inky darkness . a little further in the hallway is more blood and an abandoned gun . moving along , the hallway turns , and has a portrait ( this one : http : / / en . wikipedia . org / wiki / the _ hands _ resist _ him ) that shows up through the darkness , as if the creepy kid is staring at you from down the hallway ( ala the shining twins ) . rounding the corner and continuing on , the player eventually finds the floor disappearing ahead , to a seemingly bottomless pit . he peers over it and decides to turn back . that ' s where a face , perfectly illuminated , looking at the player from where they just walked . the player , startled , falls off the cliff / / fin totally reminds me of phanto for mario 2

gaming

i keep reading the new shannara books as they come out , and i think brooks deserves more defending . there ' s definitely truth the charge that brooks ' characters and stories tend to be very similar , this gets less true as you look at the later shannara books . on another angle , what he deserves a lot of credit for is the fantasy world that he ' s created . no one else that i can think of has made a fantasy world that arose out of the ashes of our current world , an idea that he made work very well . the last trilogy he completed , genesis of shannara , was about the great wars and ties together his knight of the word books into the shannara universe , and does it very well .

Fantasy

its fast . it has a low memory footprint . i use an old opteron with 2gb memory . regardless of benchmarks , opera just feels the fastest . chrome has image loading issues when memory usage is high . and firefox is . . . well , we all know firefox . that said , there isn ' t much support for opera , so you sorta have to have chrome or firefox installed as a backup .

geek

so the ultimate pitfall to my real - life army of sc marines is as we suspected ? that the energy needs are the ultimate problem , and that after that , as ussmunkfish said , everything else is secondary ?

scifi

when talking to the guy i had the impression he was surprised he was fired for not dispensing birth control . . . i think he was thinking he could claim discrimination and they ' d make some kind of special allowance for him when they didn ' t he was outraged . . . that ' s why he was sticking around and berating walmart customers people like that tend to think their beliefs and values should take precedence over everyone else ' s beliefs and values no matter how irrational they may be

politics

i was on my boyfriend ' s computer one day and found an e - mail he had written to my mom asking her advice on when he should propose to me . 2 weeks later he did and i had to act really surprised . i hate myself for ruining that .

AskReddit

awesome ! so you need at least a bsn ? i will be getting just an as , because the only school around here that offers a bsn doesn ' t accept non - freshman students into their program . i have a bs in computer science . that same school does offer an accelerated as - bsn program , though , which i intend to do regardless of whether i go the doctor route or not . thanks !

nursing

well alright guys . yeah , this is silly . mostly because of the whole " how do you know if you ' re alive . . . " thing . but the idea of consciousness after death , temporarily or otherwise , isn ' t unfounded . i ' m not sure about brain activity . but at death , or in near death experiences , the brain releases an ungodly amount of dimethyltryptamine , or dmt , which is the most powerful hallucinogen known to man . and it has some very eerie and interesting effects . those really weird nde ' s ( you know , the ones with out of body experiences and shit ) are caused by that dmt . and there are actually several cases of people in hospitals being clinically dead , being revived , and giving some information ( like an observation they made ) providing for a verifiable out of body experience while the person was dead . people see things that happened when they were dead . it ' s sort of rude , and ignorant , to just fill the comment section with " this is the most retarded fucking thing i ' ve ever heard in my entire life ! " . plus , maybe miss zoe _ lea , just maybe , isn ' t making a serious fucking claim with her rage comic . people say silly things in their comics all the damn time .

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

caucasians have the highest variance in eye / hair color . asians are 95 % black haired / brown eyed with very similar facial features and even have highly reoccuring surnames this isn ' t even the same ballpark

funny

hmm . . . feel free to use whatever scenario you like . i was thinking about nasa ' s plan to rendezvous with near - earth asteroids . i ' m not sure if those would be in solar orbit , though . your plan sounds pretty darn viable .

KerbalSpaceProgram

well , the libertarians are right . giving banks bailouts creates a moral hazard . if banks know that if they fuck up they are going down , they will be less likely to allow 1 person to fuck up . jp morgan likely allowed just 1 person to take such large risks because they feel their risks are socialized . is my reasoning wrong ? however jp morgan indeed did not need a bailout . chances are their board of directors will be under a lot of pressure by the shareholders . that doesn ' t directly address the question of if new regulations are needed . i am not sure . i don ' t think anyone can present a proper cost / benefit analysis properly on the subject without being highly biased .

Economics

yeah , honestly i had noticed - at first - that i would move it away from my 5 - hole coverage without even meaning to . i just paid more attention to it , though , and that resolved the issue . nowadays i just play beer league anyway so it ' s irrelevant .

hockey

i think they targetted classes which were originally suspended due to the boycott but had been re - started as a result of a court injunction . or at least that ' s what the article says they were trying , but it didn ' t really specify if those were the only classes they hit .

CanadaPolitics

article headline : why have we heard nothing about this incredibly important development in iceland ? news black - out ? ! ? no . the story has been in the news . http : / / www . bloomberg . com / news / 2012 - 02 - 20 / icelandic - anger - brings - record - debt - relief - in - best - crisis - recovery - story . html http : / / edition . cnn . com / 2010 / business / 03 / 07 / iceland . bailout . vote / index . html http : / / www . ft . com / cms / s / 0 / 8a0390dc - 78c7 - 11e1 - 9f49 - 00144feab49a . html http : / / www . abc . net . au / news / 2010 - 03 - 07 / iceland - votes - against - deal - to - repay - debt / 353132 http : / / www . economist . com / node / 17732935

news

not only is your idea bad , and not only should you feel bad , but so should the ( as of now ) 6 other people that upvoted you . i honestly don ' t get it . why would you want there to be a sequel to pulp fiction ? is the idea that any good movie automatically needs a sequel ? should there be a citizen kane 2 ? or a usual suspects 2 ? or even a gremlins 2 ? where does it end ? ?

IAmA

don ' t worry man . im pretty sure blizzard already compensated for this . i was watching the no life stream and they were just skipping but then they hit around the end of act 2 and were just getting insta killed by everything . now they are stuck until they either craft or go back and farm .

Diablo

yes , i meant it in the way that light switches can work in dreams . . but yes i know that they do not work for everyone . : p and yea i agree , it ' s probably like sp , you expect it to be so , so it is . .

LucidDreaming

how long did this session take would you say ? im planning on getting a tattoo around the same size on my calf with full color . trying to get an hours estimate considering i dont have a whole lot , and the guy i go to charges $ 150 an hour xd

tattoos

i have no idea what you ' re talking about . sarcasm ? that comment is very serious . i even wrote the word " seriously " . that alone should indicate my level of " serious " being at least at an 8 . i feel like you don ' t appreciate my culinary advice .

funny

no one in their right mind would have chosen cleveland of all places over miami . i would . especially considering it was his and my home town . mo williams and anderson varejao don ' t exactly match up nicely with bosh and wade , do they ? what does this have to do with anything ? and for the record i ' ll take andy over bosh any day . he had no help whatsoever in cleveland , and he still took them to the finals . mo williams and andy were not on the finals team . he had no help . . . . . . . . ok . two 7 - foot centers in shaq and z . mo williams . a 6th man of the year candidate in andy . an all star in antawn jamison . delonte west . boobie gibson . ya man those teams just won 60 + games twice and finished with the best record in the league on accident . lebron and his super team have never finished with the best record in the league . mo williams , andy , shaq , antawn jamison , delonte west , z ,

nba

i agree this article is misleading but i wouldn ' t discount chinese nationalism possibly leading to this . although honestly the united states and china pretty much have a suicide pack . we are both pretty dependent on each other keep the status quo .

worldnews

direct observation isn ' t the only kind of observation we can make . how do you think we solve a murder with no witnesses ? it ' s the same with evolution , we could never directly observe a process that takes millions of years , however there are certain facts around evolution that we can directly observe ( the fossil record , dna mutation , atavisms , embryology , genetic inheritence etc ) and the best explanation for those facts is evolutionary theory , a theory which by the way has not been falsified , ever . every single new fossil found , every new genome sequenced , everything we observe in biology screams that evolutionary theory describes reality perfectly . you quite obviously don ' t know what " theory " means when it comes to talking about scientific theories , theories don ' t get upgraded to facts when we find out they are true . a scientific theory is comprehensive framework of principles that explains facts and predicts phenomena . that ' s why i ' m accusing you of trolling , you are trying to discuss issues that you barely have even a rudimentary grasp of and you have all the information you need to get properly educated at your fingertips . before you so readily dismiss the most rigorously tested and elegant scientific theory that has ever been formulated , do your homework , learn about what is you are rejecting .

DebateReligion

makes perfect sense as to why businesses are taxed in this way , but it didn ' t really clarify why people aren ' t treated in the same way . i ' m guessing it is because people have varying expenses depending on their standard of living and there wouldn ' t be a fair way to decide what is a reasonable baseline level to tax from ? i assume people would try and game the system by purchasing more expensive things to change their net increase in money ? ( someone without a fiscal background ) thanks for the response .

australia

[ here ! ] ( http : / / www . 4shared . com / zip / wikbjkoz / ableton _ class _ - _ assignment _ 1 _ p . html ? ) for some reason my ableton couldn ' t open all the sounds so i was only able to hear the bass so it most likely won ' t match up with anything else .

abletonclass

as long as you just set it up as a normal personal account then it works like a normal savings account ( you only pay tax on earnings ) . this is what i have and it was extremely easy to setup online . if you set it up as a pre - tax investment and / or retirement account then that ' s a whole different story .

Frugal

sure , a lot of things are put in because they fit - - but if there ' s a prop that specifically deals with the character , you can bet your ass that any propmaker worth his salt is going to make that reflect the character . what ' s on a character ' s nightstand when he ' s sleeping ? what book is there ? the actor might never pick it up or interact with it , and it might just remain ' set dressing ' throughout the film , but if it ' s in frame and meaning can be assigned to it , it usually has meaning . and if a character actually uses a prop , and it has in - focus time on screen , then yes , this is the kind of detail that it has . it needs to . people will notice a bunch of random scribbling on a big screen in the theater . i mean , think of whenever you see a ' news article ' in a film . it ' s not just filler text , it ' s not lorem ipsum . it ' s something that someone wrote for that little bit of authenticity - - for that split second when you manage to read just a little bit of it . but even during that split second , the world of the film must remain intact .

movies

i respect that . i personally hold a more utilitarian preference , but that ' s a philosophical matter . the problem i have is with the malleable approach to information that seems to belong to a good deal of people whose preferences in this regards are somewhat less dissimilar to yours than to mine .

politics

perhaps you simply haven ' t found the right games . my wife and i are both gamers , but we have very different ideas on which ones are captivating . in lieu of that , however , i would suggest buying either a musical instrument , or a few dozen books .

AskReddit

i know that there are 2 three - bedroom apartments at 4 dayton street ( apartments 1 and 3 ) that were up for grabs a while ago , but i ' m not sure if they ' ve been claimed . and you ' d have to ask about cats , i never checked . the landlord is angelo gianakis if that helps .

WorcesterMA

i don ' t think so . i ' ll bet it just has to do with diet . you always eat the exact same way ? i don ' t . so maybe it ' s not all about cleaning , but i ' m not why you think diet is a more plausible explanation than anatomical differences , unless you just want to feel superior ( e . g . moral superiority associated with living a healthier lifestyle ) . . .

sex

thats still wrong . you shouldn ' t expect your incline to be equal to your bench . its pretty normal to be stronger at flat bench than incline as one is mostly a chest exercise and the other is a chest / shoulder exercise .

Fitness

the game has potential , kind of like those books where you make decisions . i don ' t see anything spectacular coming from the game but it does have some appeal . from the video , i would be scared by not being able to pick up that gun .

gaming

for one , there are plenty of events where men don ' t have an advantage and it ' s still segregated virtually everywhere except sailing . we could easily integrate archery , shooting , table tennis , fencing , and equestrian events just to name a few . for two , i ' m saying we let the best compete regardless of sex . you ' re judging sexism based on outcome . i ' m judging sexism based on treatment . there are other factors that produce the same outcome that isn ' t due to sex , so judging it by outcome is inherently flawed .

MensRights

i have watched this show since it first came on and like others have said the early seasons they did spend way more time trying to disprove a lot of the stuff going on compared to now . it was cool to watch them figure out what was really making things happen during their investigation as opposed to use yelling oh shit a ghost ! even now that they don ' t spend as much time explaining things away it ' s still better than watching some of the other shows like ghost adventures or paranormal state . zak acts like an ass hat now ( show was somewhat funny early on ) and ryan from paranormal state giving monologues during the show is pretty terrible . would be nice to get a former camera man to answer some questions . although we all know it ' s dramatized / made up for tv .

IAmA

royalties are not taxes - they are the cost of raw materials . just because a state is collecting the dollars doesn ' t make it a tax . they ' ve been called out as paying 13 % in the past . but that ' s effective tax rate after you take into account the billions they get from the govt in handouts / tax concessions etc . to claim royalties as relevant to figures of taxation is a complete scam - like a baker claiming flour costs are a tax .

australia

i tried my best to " un - photoshop " the picture . [ http : / / i . imgur . com / pkuvj . jpg ] ( http : / / i . imgur . com / pkuvj . jpg ) ( un - shopped ) [ http : / / i45 . tinypic . com / 2tsnc . jpg ] ( http : / / i45 . tinypic . com / 2tsnc . jpg ) ( shopped ) things to note : - the angle of the balloon - lighting of the sun on the balloon - bright " sunspot " on the balloon - shadows on the clothes - body weight distribution , the tip - toe

pics

i ' m a little over 33 weeks , but mine seems it may make an early entrance . we shall see ! i can ' t wait to meet my little man , but i really can if he can take the time he needs to grow right and be perfect for me to take home when he arrives . we shall see how this hospital stay turns out on friday !

BabyBumps

oh , no . it was the father . the person i had sent the text to was a 11 year old girl . the guy told me later after stopping my crying that he was just scared shitless for his little girl . apparently his wife had just convinced him to get the girl a phone , though he didn ' t want her to have one . protective dad + past conflict tends to induce anger .

funny

they are completely different projects , and it is fun how comparing them is always present in comments : ) uwsgi is a whole - stack for hosting and deployment , gunicorn is a wsgi server / gateway . gunicorn is extremely - minimal do - one - thing - do - it - well and very python - developer - friendly . uwsgi is full of features and very sysadmin - friendly . comparing them is quite impossible , expecially for the different approach to problems . regarding memory , it is normal uwsgi ( being a c app with full control over objects / gc ) can consume less , but we are talking about such a minimal percentage compared to the memory consumed by your app that you can simply ignore it . the same is for performance , in the real world the overhead of the wsgi part is practically irrelevant compared to the " overhead " of the app itself : )

Python

here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it : title : school is almost over and i hope for this in my classes . meme : successful black man i really want to get high scores on my finals . ^ [ [ translate ] ( http : / / translate . google . com / # auto | | i + really + want + to + get + high + - + scores + on + my + finals . ) ] this is helpful for people who can ' t reach quickmeme because of work / school firewalls or site downtime , and many other reasons ( [ faq ] ( http : / / www . reddit . com / r / qkme _ transcriber / comments / o426k / faq _ for _ the _ qkme _ transcriber _ bot / ) ) . more info is available [ here ] ( http : / / www . reddit . com / r / qkme _ transcriber / ) .

AdviceAnimals

from what ive seen on youtube a lot of illuminati puppets have split personalities . it ' s said that upon entering a contract with them and rising to fame through their help they are then possessed by a demon . nicki minaj has a few split personalities / " demons , " her most famous being " roman " ( hence her little rant about roman and his " mother " at the end of the song roman ' s revenge ) . maybe tila ' s trying to break free from her spirit ( assuming that ' s actually true )

conspiracy

so , to use a completely hyperbolic analogy , if someone said they were gonna rob you , then did so , you wouldn ' t mind at all ? edit : seems people didn ' t see the " completely hyperbolic analogy " part . ho hum .

Games

oh yeah , if you have paid for something , you must receive compensation for that value : either what you ordered , or something of equivalent value . i was saying that they don ' t have to serve you if you walk into a bookstore and want to buy a book . they don ' t have to give up their property if they don ' t want to . you are making the contractual offer by bringing the book to the counter : they can accept or reject this offer .

trees

[ ridiculously photogenic guy ] ( http : / / knowyourmeme . com / memes / ridiculously - photogenic - guy - zeddie - little ) will have you dropping the soap on purpose . if you ' ve been in jail for 333 days , [ you ' re gonna have a bad time . ] ( http : / / knowyourmeme . com / memes / super - cool - ski - instructor ) just thought i ' d update you on memes .

AskReddit

my friend will pass out on my couch sometimes and he sleeps with his mouth wide open . so we play this but instead marshmallows in mouth . watching someone jolt up gagging on a marshmallow is one of the most hilarious things i ' v ever seen .

mylittlepony

at a lunch with some family friends , my dad started talking about how he was drafted into the military ( mandatory two year service in korea ) . he casually mentioned how he had been accepted into the special forces ( the korean equivalent of the green berets / marines ) , but since he wasn ' t interested , he left his house for a week and hid . he then went back and joined the air force as an airplane mechanic instead . made me realize my dad could kill me at the drop of a hat .

AskReddit

mitt romney is a paper tiger . as is obama . our political game is essentially puppet theater . don ' t feel bad for them . they get the rewards due a cat ' s paw . p . s . if the self - appointed rulers have their way you ' ll get your socialism .

politics

" gunther brooded a great deal over his reduction in rank , and became obsessed with a determination to make good before his officers and fellow soldiers . " very sad story . also his reduction in rank came from a " letter he wrote to his friend , urging him not to enlist " .

todayilearned

i can understand if it was giggs , but i cannot give equal credence to the case against terry and this one against rio . we can keep arguing on semantics but the way wayne bridge reacted , it is hard to not feel there was something about it . of course , we will never know .

soccer

except lebron closes games out all the time and gets no credit when he does . i don ' t know why people think there is such a big difference between hitting a last second shot and not letting a team hang around late by dominating . one way you end up winning by like 2 , the other like 6 - 7 . i don ' t see how the 2 are any different .

nba

that ' s a good idea . i could mount the frame of the blade to the car ' s frame . but that would be a problem if it had to go over a bump of any real significance . i was going to scratch - build some bars over the windows ( mostly because the clear plastic ones are missing ) but i like llordlloyd ' s idea of mesh / perspex window replacement . i was thinking something lighter , angled like a wedge , but for pushing zombies out of the way of the car ' s air intake

modelmakers

i don ' t know , most republicans are luddites right now . they hate all technology unless they belch smoke or are cash machines . they refuse to believe in : evolution , global warming , economics ( trickle down has proven that ) , i could go on but i will leave it here . i ' m personally surprised i see any house or senate member on tv using a cell phone and not sporting a beard .

politics

they did it under social pressure to look fertile to the gods and had to deal with pain and infections . you do it because a website told you its ' cool ' and via sterile tools with access to western medicine . not exactly the same thing .

funny

i am in shock . i have been to over two dozen shows over the past decade . i ' ll never forget heritage fest 2001 on curtis st , jumping off the stage at cod , and endless metro / canopy / hob shows . never gonna see me broken . rip .

chicago

the truth is i ' ve reviewed the anwar al awlaki case and i agree with obama ' s decision , as well as the us federal judge that decided to allow the operation to proceed . in my opinion , the facts about al awlaki were not in dispute . it was a purely jurisdictional issue . under the terms of the 2001 authorization for the use of military force , the president is authorized ( and has a duty to ) conduct military strikes against al qaeda overseas , which alwaki was a senior member of ( again , this is not in dispute ) . from this standpoint , he is not much different than a confederate soldier during the civil war , except that he doesn ' t wear a uniform . i also agree with the judge that awlaki knew about the kill order , and as a us citizen , he could have sought the protection of the court through various channels , but refused to do so . for example , awlaki frequently used television to call for the deaths of americans , and he could have asked for court protection in one of his broadcasts . bottom line is awlaki would have needed to be available to appear in court at some point , and this would have meant first surrendering to a us embassy or some other authority , which he had sworn never to do .

progressive

i don ' t understand how everyone has such humdrum controversy - free lives that not a single thing in their entire email or text history could cause them trouble , especially if taken out - of - context . really ? i ' m going to say " no " and not be guilty , because it ' s not that something is up , it ' s that i need my privacy .

relationship_advice

i went to olive garden last year and they came around asking if we wanted to try a sample of some shitty wine they were premiering or something . i ' m talking about a thimble - sized , tiny sample cup . we got the bill and they charged me 25 cents for the sample . fuck that shit . they did not ask " would you like to try a tiny sample for a quarter ? " or i would have said no . people expect that samples are free , and i can ' t believe a giant chain like og would actually gouge you just to make profit off a sample .

AskReddit

a friend of mine made a facebook for their kid as soon as he was born . they update with shit and ask people to be his friend . fucking weird man especially when the mom posts pictures of the baby taking a bath . who wants to see that ?

AskReddit

i saw him perform at the lorton prison a couple years ago . he learned to play guitar there while he was an inmate in the 50s , and came back to tour the old prison grounds ( which are now the workhouse arts center ) and play a free show . i was working there at the time , and he made sure to greet every one of the employees and thank them . he was a great guy , and since then i don ' t think the workhouse has seen anywhere near the turnout they had that day .

washingtondc

yeah , this part is worded a little weird . i don ' t think jesus would appreciate christians going to parades to support the sin , and portraying that it is biblically okay for it to happen . i think what he was trying to get across is that we should not treat homosexuals with the hate and ridicule that we ' re treating them with now . they ' re people too , and thusly god ' s children . we should be loving towards that . it really just goes back to the whole , " love the sinner , hate the sin . " type of deal .

Christianity

i just started playing tonight , and for my first few spawns where i clearly wasn ' t going to live i just slapped together a small shelter and plopped some supplies ( food , torches , tools , etc ) into a chest and left up a sign offering the goods to whomever stumbles upon them and needs them . maybe someone else had the same idea .

Civcraft

you can see the cerebellum in the bottom , i say that ' s close enough . and every part of the brain does something , often unbeknownst to the conscience , that can be argued to be part of being alive .

AdviceAnimals

thank you ! could you elaborate on " bring the tare weight up " ? why would it not work to set the truck scale to zero with the empty truck the first time around ( at the beginning of the day ) and not simply use that as your baseline for the rest of the day ? or does this truck scale have some sort of multi - tare system , where you recall " tare a " or " tare b " before weighing , perhaps because you have multiple trucks ?

explainlikeimfive

here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it : title : scumbag voltorb lies around like a pokeball gets mad when people mistake him for one ^ [ [ translate ] ( http : / / translate . google . com / # auto | | lies + around + like + a + pokeball + - + gets + mad + when + people + mistake + him + for + one ) ] this is helpful for people who can ' t reach quickmeme because of work / school firewalls or site downtime , and many other reasons ( [ faq ] ( http : / / www . reddit . com / r / qkme _ transcriber / comments / o426k / faq _ for _ the _ qkme _ transcriber _ bot / ) ) . more info is available [ here ] ( http : / / www . reddit . com / r / qkme _ transcriber / ) .

AdviceAnimals

i ' m glad you put this here . i ' m pretty sure there ' s a funded google code project to get a sage android app out there . sage also builds on several android and iphones . it just takes several days . . . edit : for correctness

math

i love giving sososo much ! my gf finally let me try for " a few seconds " as a reward kinda , she couldn ' t stop me and it was so fun ! she moaned so much . . . i ' ve never received , we aren ' t ready for that yet and , coincidentally , we had a discussion leading exactly to this answer like 10 mins before i got on reddit and saw this

sex

i ' ve never heard of the pinbax before , but it looks like i ' m going to have to check it out . looks like it could be a bit hard to get hold of in western canada , but that is pretty much the norm for all sailing supplies .

sailing

well , a lot of the higher - paying ones either have extremely low numbers of hits available ( meaning only a few other people would have a chance at it ) , or are so insanely specific , i doubt many people could do them . though yeah , the offer to do a larger one for 70 cents is pretty awesome , if i say so myself . just summarize each paragraph in a line , simple as that .

HITsWorthTurkingFor

http : / / stats . dota2 . be / match / 16387123 16387123 after losing all t1 and t2 towers with no towers themselves , it seemed gg for the dire due to a fairly fed ursa . however , a few mistakes by the radiant gave doom the money to buy a divine rapier and time to kill roshan . the monstrous doom proceeded to kill everything in his path .

DotA2

agreed . i think ike will come around and become that same player we saw last year , but i think he needs to spend a little bit of time in the minors first . it looks like he ' s lost confidence at the plate , and i think a trip to the minors should help him see the ball better . at the plate , he either : 1 ) gets out in front of pitches and pops up 2 ) strikes out 3 ) hits a dinger , but not nearly as often to make up for his other two deficiencies . but like you said , he ' s great defensively and i think the mets will miss that if he ' s away from the team for an extended period of time .

NewYorkMets

[ ] ( / celestiamad ) she ' s not brainwashed . right luna ? [ ] ( / lunasad ) of course not my sister . [ ] ( / celestia ) and if you want a strong leader , look no further . i ' m 30 % bigger than she is ! and we all know the light from the moon is just reflected from the sun anyway .

MLPLounge

the weapons are not meant to be just like real life , they have to add some type of weapon balance in the game to make things " fair " or people whine and bitch . although , it was nicely done and i enjoyed reading it .

battlefield3

tough choice . get hunted by your neighbors and townsfolk - turned zombies , or fight invading aliens who will die of the common cold within weeks . i pick zombies from a short - term survival standpoint . aliens , if i could hide until they all died from a virus .

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very little teasing or game has to be done . direct , direct , direct . show interest and flirt heavily . they are older and have been through it all so they just want to know they are still attractive . let them know and lay on the kino .

seduction

i would like to address two common misconceptions about the pill that you may not have seen else where , since it sounds like you ' ve done some research . when they say " take it at the same time every day " they mean within the time frame of a few hours ( [ within twelve hours before reduction in efficacy ] ( http : / / en . wikipedia . org / wiki / combined _ oral _ contraceptive _ pill # use _ and _ packaging ) ) . if you normally take it at 7 : 15 and it ' s 7 : 47 , you have absolutely nothing to worry about . the amount of food in your stomach will have more effect than that . you may need to educate the men you are with that the pill is not some magic vitamin that prevents pregnancy . it comes with a lot of good benefits as well as risks and side effects . there is also the stress of needing to remember to take it every day , as well as the financial burden . i didn ' t gain weight , my boobs felt fuller , my skin didn ' t seem to change , and maybe my libido decreased . i use it to skip my periods all the time ; there is absolutely no medical reason not to do this . it may not be possible on a low hormone dose : spotting may occur .

TwoXChromosomes

chandra nalaar [ ] ( / 2 ) [ ] ( / r ) [ ] ( / r ) planeswalker - - chandra [ + 1 ] ( / lup ) : chandra nalaar deals 1 damage to target creature or player . [ - 2 ] ( / ldown ) : chandra nalaar deals 2 damage to target creature . if a creature dealt damage this way dies this turn , chandra nalaar deals damage to its controller equal to the creature ' s toughness . [ - x ] ( / ldown ) : each player discards x cards , then chandra nalaar deals damage to each player equal to the number of cards they discarded . then each player draws x cards . [ 3 ] ( / lstart ) the pinging ability seemed like a pretty reasonable + 1 for her . i was thinking of doing the - 2 ability as - x that deals x damage to target creature , but it seemed too strong - - but it did seem like an interesting ability , since you could use it to take out a creature alone ( if chandra had enough loyalty ) or to finish one off to do massive damage - - but the way it is , it effectively spares you from having wasted your burn spells if you direct them on a creature rather than on your opponent . the third ability lets you regain card advantage if you ' ve built up enough counters on chandra , and encourages players to go nova rather than build up their hands extensively . do you think she should have a higher casting cost and / or different starting loyalty ?

custommagic

well , future technology will probably use bending , not replace it . think about sokka ' s submarines or the generators that mako finds a job powering . the end result would be something unique and kind of steampunk .

TheLastAirbender

mark my word , it will not be long until us troops are fighting drug lords in mexico the same they fought insurgents in iraq . it is no longer a law enforcement problem , it is on the verge of a civil war .

worldnews

actually " protecting the environment " is a bit much given the simple fact that it will have zero impact on climate change , and it kind of neglects to mention that half of the money will be poured directly into overseas carbon abatement schemes to contribute to that zero impact so we can pretend we ' re making a cut we haven ' t actually made , it ' s just what the government and treasury has modeled into achieving their targets over the next decades you know . so no , it ' s kind of simplistic and doesn ' t communicate anything useful .

australia

my very first pack of duelist revolution saw me pull a naturia bamboo shoot . i also pulled a ghost rare leviathan dragon out of my first box of the generation force special edition . and probably one of my favorite pull stories . ok so i have two friends who were both looking for trishula . one friend had purchased many packs and never pulled it . he had basically given up on trying to find it . my other friend bought his first pack of hidden arsenal 4 , and whaddaya know . he pulled a trishula .

yugioh

go to a cheap costume shop . buy a few ( like maybe 5 ) cheap costumes . what those costumes are depends on your preferences . however , i recommend : a superhero ( batman works best ) , some kind of animal ( gorilla is fun ) , a famous movie monster ( frankenstein , the mummy , dracula , wolf man , etc . ) , some kind of public official ( a president , a cop , or a fireman ) , and a clown . every day , pick one of the costumes . and then walk around . you could walk around your neighborhood , or the park , or a mall . really , you could go wherever . but , i promise you , your life will only improve . people love a man in uniform . especially when that uniform is " crazy . "

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hi paul , i think i ' ve really answered this in relation to ' elquesogrande ' , i ' m so sorry , and also ' ipogersho ' under influences where i talked about the epic poetry . . . to try and add something new for you , i think the difference between poetry and novel is that although both may spark from a single idea , a flash of vision or a world or ethos , getting that initial moment to a completed work in terms of sustaining the creative effort is very different . for me the average poem is not longer than 40 - 60 lines whereas the wall series novels run to hundreds of thousands of words with continuity and development of both plot and character ( s ! ) essential . so in that sense you can ' t even begin to compare them a ' like ' and ' like ' : they are hugely different forms . what poetry brings to my prose though is artistic discipline : the poetic lesson that every word , every line and certainly every image has to count ! that definitely adds value when writing epic - heroic fantasy and is a process i constantly bring to bear during revision !

Fantasy

nope , just finished up finals and walk the stage this friday . double major in management and computer information systems . continuing with my mba this fall . . . . i understand math , not the professors grading method . . . . until now .

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as someone who isn ' t a huge fan of rap , or really that big a fan of wiz , he does have some really good songs , just sayin , they ' re out there , but then yes he does have some shitty songs , like i said , though , he does have a few really good ones .

trees

if you ask jordan about anything apple he will go on forever . he ' s an apple fan boy . i used to work for apple and was going to be his back up source for an ipad 2 if he couldn ' t get one . ( this is when they first came out ) . i ' ve actually interacted with quite a few members of the band all thanks to apple . : )

Dreamtheater

battsu kurauza . it always annoyed me that the team that did the fan translation of ff5 accidentally named him " bartz . " it was always intended to be bart . plain and simple . then the official translation made the same mistake .

rpg_gamers

this . this all over the fucking place . how is hooters even successful ? the food is absolutely horrible . the beer ? overpriced . it ' s like it ' s a place just custom made for dudes in some sort of moral purgatory where they can ' t quite go to a strip club , so they ' ll just watch scantily clad women walk around and eat nasty food for penance .

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exactly . i can ' t find it but i remember one post earlier this week that literally had in the title " seriously fuck all christians . " really ? how close - minded can you be ? it ' s ridiculous . but yeah , it ' s easiest to take an interaction you had with a really bad christian and then generalize all christians based on this interaction . this probably explains a lot of racism too . hmm imagine that . . . / r / atheism being compared to a group of racists ? how preposterous !

circlebroke

i made the " mistake " of complaining about her to a female friend this past monday . that ' s what she read . it was one of those " questioning the whole relationship " conversations and when i was done i felt better about things . but she read the whole thing out of context : /

relationship_advice

he got over double the amount from goldman sachs that romney did so far . and he got the same amount from bill maher this year , does this mean obama is going to legalize weed because that ' s what maher wants .

politics

maybe this is common knowledge and i ' m just slow . . . but you just reminded me that tv shows tend to have a bunch of different directors . joss whedon may have directed one episode , but it ' s not like he directed all of them .

theoffice

i always just take the plastic wrap from the plastic cups in the bathroom and put it around the remote . same concept , works anywhere . plus the plastic is usually clear so the ir signal can go through it

WTF

many women go back on their period when they are nursing . i don ' t know if this is an entirely modern medical phenomena , but just so you know . pregnancies last almost 10 months , but even during them women can have mild harmless bleeding nearly every month . so the frequency / infrequency of a woman ' s cycle at the time is pretty questionable .

AskHistorians

i don ' t think it is cheating . not unless you are actively fantasizing the other guy and only him . just because you are in a relationship doesn ' t mean that you can not appreciate any other person in this world besides your partner . that would imply that you can ' t have a celebrity crush ( ! ? ) . you should just not act on your impulses . relationships are built on trust . now , if it helps , i can tutor that hot guy for you , only to make it easy for you . . . you know . . . for science and all .

gaymers

yes but those fees aren ' t paid out of the presenters own pocket , either a grant or their affiliated institution usually foots the bill . this is common for most conferences , ted just happens to be much more prestigious so the fee is higher to stop 1 , 000 , 000 people from trying to apply .

politics

from texas here : they don ' t normally live in the city , but they definitely live in suburbs , and we see them usually in spring and summer . armadillos are nocturnal , and in my experience , they try to stay away from people and cars . i ' ve gone more than a year without seeing one before , which was all right with me . they ' re very territorial , and they maul people . fuckin ' awesome creatures .

funny