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Life is too short so dont shoot it in with worries sadness and grief. | 0.646 |
LOL! @TheFrankJLopes was just awarded the βFβ bomb trophy on #AutoDealerLive, @RealMatKoenig :) #serious | 0.321 |
Eating an egg is grim, you are eating the material embodiment of a fart and an unborn chick | 0.563 |
The new @chaseandstatus song is mega π₯ reminds me of @SundownUK #blues | 0.146 |
Hey man are you asian?!' Nah man im hispan...'nah you just high as hell.' Some random crackhead in the wal-mart parking lot...cmon #sober | 0.238 |
the ending of how I met your mother is dreadful | 0.417 |
@SalterUK second pair of scales I have bought that have stopped working after battery change. Is this an issue you are aware of? #unhappy | 0.604 |
And with rich Fumes his sullen sences cheer'd. | 0.342 |
@Aamnaa___ @drkarthik_n your per capita income is almost same like us. Gini Coefficient is very dismal. Ambitions are high but output Zero. | 0.667 |
@sainsburys Could you ask your Chafford Hundred store to turn on their car park lights? A bit scary these dark nights! Thanks. | 0.438 |
So Mary Berry, Mel and Sue have gone with their principles, and @PaulHollywood has gone with the fame and fortune. #GBBO #depressing | 0.75 |
@NikeSupport ok, thats it. After 2 weeks not being able to sign in, time to move on & find another app. I will strongly discourage NikeRun | 0.5 |
@childctweets sad people are that sick and boring π¬π¬π¬ | 0.708 |
@susanbrodigan @lyricconcert Ha yes- the look of despair! | 0.479 |
Flight 815 crashed on The Lost Island 2004 #lost @JoshuaJThurston | 0.417 |
@onefumi oh I see. I've seen so many people mourn the loss that I was surprised to see your tweet. I suppose same old here in SA | 0.604 |
@GoPro your UX online is appalling! No clear save button, not being able to use any generic TLD's #unhappy | 0.708 |
conflicting reports on mama #RitaMarley health,mannn and i woke up today feeling like mi ole self(rejoice!!)now dis #sadness | 0.604 |
Itβs possible changing meds is best not done while under stress. Difficult to tell what part of despair is circumstantial, what is drugs. | 0.688 |
@MUTGuru I know guys that sink $1000s into the game and only to build a team and play solos. But this hear you make nothing on solos. | 0.271 |
@ycfcnick the city is famous for the shambles, sadly the old street in the centre plays second fiddle to the stadium debacle nowadays! | 0.604 |
or when someone tells me I needa smile like excuse me ??? now I'm just frowning even harder are you happy | 0.5 |
@othrcarl @IX_SW @purenift I'm sadly not, I'm just being smutty | 0.583 |
@SizweM01 and it's kinda depressing hey!!! π | 0.667 |
@MxJackMonroe I couldn't get on with it either. Bits started drooping that shouldn't droop. GP said mooncup alone to blame. | 0.625 |
@Megane_Matt @HikariMorou next to despair, hope shines even brighter (you get me Matt) | 0.375 |
Trying to take what's lost and broken and make it right | 0.542 |
will brawndo cure my depression? @MikeJudge #Idiocracytoday | 0.729 |
@PunishedSnek in the final analysis, the non-white global majority will not fret over the ethnic origin of our corpses. | 0.458 |
Folk Band 'Thistle Down' will be replaced by 'The Paul Edwards Quartet' at Laurel Bank Park Sat 24 11am - 3pm due to ill health #jazz #blues | 0.417 |
@ChrisWarcraft species cf. Don Jr. refugees/Skittles.know he likes his snacks,but even @gop frown on talking about eating humans #lizardscum | 0.46 |
@CarrieLynne2323 totally get it. When you've said no to donuts 13 times one week and lost 0.3 lbs you get discouraged! But it's not linear π | 0.458 |
Fellaini has been playing ahead of this guy...just let that sink in | 0.375 |
@thehill George H. Establishment is unhappy Trump's campaign branded his son low-energy, but he could not have beaten the others either. | 0.521 |
@JohnRMoffitt This is the most grim piece of laughter I was stricken with all day. | 0.604 |
Just wish I was appreciated for all I do! When is it my turn to be taken care of!! I want a break!! #tired | 0.771 |
When we are weak & in despair, our Mighty God is near;He will give us strength & joy & hope, & calm our inner fear, just have faith & trust. | 0.417 |
@jimmyfallon @ShawnMendes I'm just a sucker for pine, I wanna rake you up, I wanna pile you down, I'm just a sucker for pine #FallSongs | 0.208 |
Historically Japanese have always been into #jazz and #blues. The 70s dark age of jazz big names like C.C. & M.D. were surviving on Tokyo. | 0.375 |
I'm throwing myself straight into American Horror Story so I don't have time to grieve | 0.655 |
Bain of my life having to drive to a cash point, Then to a shop for change in pound coins, Then to the gym all for a bastard sunbed. #grim | 0.542 |
Niggas murking in each other. In murky water, I try to swim. | 0.438 |
The American Idiot record turns twelve today it changed my preppy middle school heart into a desolate punk rock desert I am forever grateful | 0.271 |
A pessimist is someone who, when opportunity knocks, complains about the noise #mikeshumor | 0.188 |
Gonna be a loooooong year as a Browns fan. Longer than normal and that's | 0.375 |
Damn gud #premiere #LethalWeapon...#funny and #serious | 0.375 |
When tears r inappropriate: 'This day is holy to our Lord. Do not grieve, for the joy of the LORD is your strength.' Nehemiah 8:10 NIV #joy | 0.311 |
@LdhranOusby @RobHarris inclined to think that 'documentary' did him more harm than good. If not I despair of people's critical faculties. | 0.562 |
@MarGraham I am practically obsessed with it, the very thought of their departure makes me feel both melancholic and grateful. Safe journey | 0.375 |
Need advice on how to get out of this rut!!!! #needmotivation | 0.729 |
3 weeks into the course and have had the kitchen sink thrown at me, I m still pulling knives and forks out of my ears | 0.562 |
Has anyone noticed that @npr stories in recent days all paint positive accomplishments for Trump and challenges for Hillary? #surprised | 0.333 |
@Mattwinton1 Your foot is frowning. | 0.229 |
Today: Kudos to Jaime Garcia on a fine outing. #encouraging. Last Week: Judo to Jaime Garcia for a dismal outing. #discouraging | 0.542 |
@lefluerr Lol yeah I read that but I stayed up and didn't nap tillI collect 3 people who I think they've got me ππ!! | 0.396 |
@BokuNoGio AND his momma was worse than Tony sopranos momma #wow #history #major | 0.417 |
@littlemore20 I had a nice Italian ice-cream whilst resting my tired paws. Honey flavoured, naturally! #FurryTails #lost #Venice. | 0.271 |
Literally being here makes me depress tbh | 0.708 |
Pops are joyless, soulless toys which look nearly identical. They are the perfect expression of consumerism. 'I enjoy this franchise' | 0.354 |
@Cassena13 I know if I wasn't an optimist I would despair. | 0.53 |
everything in the dream stayed there | 0.271 |
@SentinalsMom *Baal dashed forward, boosted forward by her power of flight. Her sword pointed at Void, meant to stop just short of her-- | 0.375 |
Life's too short to be frowning for so long | 0.396 |
MY CAR IS DENTED FROM THE HAIL sad | 0.688 |
Yes I am picking up sticks and pine cones in my front yard | 0.167 |
@RealTimBooth I've never been fond of having dark eyes until seeing this share. | 0.375 |
Nothing else could possibly put a damper on my day other than doing X-rays on someone with kickinnnnn ass breath πΏ | 0.396 |
Honestly depression is kicking my ass lately.. π | 0.896 |
Ffs dreadful defending | 0.5 |
Im kind of confused. The one thing i do right now has a great future, but on the other hand so does the new thing . #lost #needhelp | 0.604 |
@TMobileHelp my service is down in Cleveland, OH. What's going on? #unhappy | 0.854 |
When health insurance won't cover TMS but they let me know they cover ECT #mentalhealth #psychology #TMS #ECT | 0.521 |
Contactless affliction kart are the needs must regarding the psychological moment!: xbeUJGB | 0.375 |
Learning how to use twitter #lost | 0.354 |
Cuddling literally kills depression, relieves anxiety, and strengthens the immune system. | 0.292 |
Where are some great places to listen to blues? #nightlife #NightLifeENT #blues #jazz #gatewayarch #stlouis #washingtonave | 0.229 |
Don't let the behavior of others destroy ur inner peace.' -Dalai Lama @OWNTV #healing #depression #anxiety #intuition #meditation #book | 0.583 |
@flybe Doesn't explain the ability to land at Manchester but not Bradford - other than more convenient for Flybe. Many unhappy travelers | 0.688 |
@KhoroshiySoldat --prepared.\n\n'Not as far as I know.' was her dull reply. 'There are still survivors, members from it. Like I said,-/ | 0.333 |
Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back. | 0.4 |
What a sad evening - clearing out all of Harvey's cage and belongings. Now so final. Goodbye my little man.... #depressing | 0.854 |
Penny dreadful 3 temporada | 0.438 |
HATE that there's ads for #depression & #mentalhealth #meds. That's ONLY something your doctor can determine. Everyone is different. #ssri | 0.46 |
@WestermannNina xDD it's a song that can not be weary (?) | 0.542 |
Itching something #serious RN haven't slept but considering taking like 6 Benadryl for a 20 min nap I am itching SO BADLY wow | 0.542 |
I mourn the creativity lost. | 0.562 |
now playing yung fav song ni chavs #sober π | 0.229 |
The news is disheartening. Everything that is going on is a result of a lack of understanding and misinformation by the media. #sadness | 0.771 |
@nigeriaLNG @TonyAttah #lestweforget 3 yrs on, 2013 Graduate Trainee recruitment not concluded. #disappointed #weary however #wewait | 0.646 |
No one wants to win the wild card because you have to play the Cubs on the road. | 0.25 |
im so gloomy today | 0.729 |
Im having a real life conundrum cuz i cant find a good spot for my mini hoop and its really starting to depress me | 0.542 |
@LindaFrum sadly, at least 3 more years of this. At what point will even the low info selfie lovers who voted for them say enough is enough | 0.5 |
we never taste happiness in perfection, our most fortunate successes are mixed with sadness. #success #sadness #perfection #fortunate #mixed | 0.604 |
Standard Candice starting the show with a pout #startasyoumeantogoon #GBBO | 0.354 |
oh, btw - after a 6 month depression-free time I got a relapse now... superb | 0.75 |
@ChristianJMay @CityAM \nConfidence held up... despite constant and continual doom and gloom | 0.646 |
the waitress recognised me from last time i was in there moping, after my interview haha | 0.5 |
Those were the times, I thought I can never be sober. But still His grace are beyond my limits ππΎ | 0.396 |
The moment of the day when you have to start to plaster a smile in your face. #depression | 0.854 |