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Life is too short so dont shoot it in with worries sadness and grief.
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LOL! @TheFrankJLopes was just awarded the β€œF” bomb trophy on #AutoDealerLive, @RealMatKoenig :) #serious
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Eating an egg is grim, you are eating the material embodiment of a fart and an unborn chick
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The new @chaseandstatus song is mega πŸ’₯ reminds me of @SundownUK #blues
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Hey man are you asian?!' Nah man im hispan...'nah you just high as hell.' Some random crackhead in the wal-mart parking lot...cmon #sober
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the ending of how I met your mother is dreadful
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@SalterUK second pair of scales I have bought that have stopped working after battery change. Is this an issue you are aware of? #unhappy
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And with rich Fumes his sullen sences cheer'd.
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@Aamnaa___ @drkarthik_n your per capita income is almost same like us. Gini Coefficient is very dismal. Ambitions are high but output Zero.
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@sainsburys Could you ask your Chafford Hundred store to turn on their car park lights? A bit scary these dark nights! Thanks.
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So Mary Berry, Mel and Sue have gone with their principles, and @PaulHollywood has gone with the fame and fortune. #GBBO #depressing
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@NikeSupport ok, thats it. After 2 weeks not being able to sign in, time to move on & find another app. I will strongly discourage NikeRun
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@childctweets sad people are that sick and boring 😬😬😬
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@susanbrodigan @lyricconcert Ha yes- the look of despair!
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Flight 815 crashed on The Lost Island 2004 #lost @JoshuaJThurston
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@onefumi oh I see. I've seen so many people mourn the loss that I was surprised to see your tweet. I suppose same old here in SA
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@GoPro your UX online is appalling! No clear save button, not being able to use any generic TLD's #unhappy
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conflicting reports on mama #RitaMarley health,mannn and i woke up today feeling like mi ole self(rejoice!!)now dis #sadness
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It’s possible changing meds is best not done while under stress. Difficult to tell what part of despair is circumstantial, what is drugs.
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@MUTGuru I know guys that sink $1000s into the game and only to build a team and play solos. But this hear you make nothing on solos.
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@ycfcnick the city is famous for the shambles, sadly the old street in the centre plays second fiddle to the stadium debacle nowadays!
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or when someone tells me I needa smile like excuse me ??? now I'm just frowning even harder are you happy
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@othrcarl @IX_SW @purenift I'm sadly not, I'm just being smutty
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@SizweM01 and it's kinda depressing hey!!! πŸ˜‘
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@MxJackMonroe I couldn't get on with it either. Bits started drooping that shouldn't droop. GP said mooncup alone to blame.
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@Megane_Matt @HikariMorou next to despair, hope shines even brighter (you get me Matt)
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Trying to take what's lost and broken and make it right
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will brawndo cure my depression? @MikeJudge #Idiocracytoday
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@PunishedSnek in the final analysis, the non-white global majority will not fret over the ethnic origin of our corpses.
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Folk Band 'Thistle Down' will be replaced by 'The Paul Edwards Quartet' at Laurel Bank Park Sat 24 11am - 3pm due to ill health #jazz #blues
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@ChrisWarcraft species cf. Don Jr. refugees/Skittles.know he likes his snacks,but even @gop frown on talking about eating humans #lizardscum
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@CarrieLynne2323 totally get it. When you've said no to donuts 13 times one week and lost 0.3 lbs you get discouraged! But it's not linear 😘
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Fellaini has been playing ahead of this guy...just let that sink in
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@thehill George H. Establishment is unhappy Trump's campaign branded his son low-energy, but he could not have beaten the others either.
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@JohnRMoffitt This is the most grim piece of laughter I was stricken with all day.
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Just wish I was appreciated for all I do! When is it my turn to be taken care of!! I want a break!! #tired
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When we are weak & in despair, our Mighty God is near;He will give us strength & joy & hope, & calm our inner fear, just have faith & trust.
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@jimmyfallon @ShawnMendes I'm just a sucker for pine, I wanna rake you up, I wanna pile you down, I'm just a sucker for pine #FallSongs
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Historically Japanese have always been into #jazz and #blues. The 70s dark age of jazz big names like C.C. & M.D. were surviving on Tokyo.
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I'm throwing myself straight into American Horror Story so I don't have time to grieve
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Bain of my life having to drive to a cash point, Then to a shop for change in pound coins, Then to the gym all for a bastard sunbed. #grim
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Niggas murking in each other. In murky water, I try to swim.
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The American Idiot record turns twelve today it changed my preppy middle school heart into a desolate punk rock desert I am forever grateful
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A pessimist is someone who, when opportunity knocks, complains about the noise #mikeshumor
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Gonna be a loooooong year as a Browns fan. Longer than normal and that's
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Damn gud #premiere #LethalWeapon...#funny and #serious
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When tears r inappropriate: 'This day is holy to our Lord. Do not grieve, for the joy of the LORD is your strength.' Nehemiah 8:10 NIV #joy
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@LdhranOusby @RobHarris inclined to think that 'documentary' did him more harm than good. If not I despair of people's critical faculties.
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@MarGraham I am practically obsessed with it, the very thought of their departure makes me feel both melancholic and grateful. Safe journey
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Need advice on how to get out of this rut!!!! #needmotivation
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3 weeks into the course and have had the kitchen sink thrown at me, I m still pulling knives and forks out of my ears
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Has anyone noticed that @npr stories in recent days all paint positive accomplishments for Trump and challenges for Hillary? #surprised
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@Mattwinton1 Your foot is frowning.
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Today: Kudos to Jaime Garcia on a fine outing. #encouraging. Last Week: Judo to Jaime Garcia for a dismal outing. #discouraging
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@lefluerr Lol yeah I read that but I stayed up and didn't nap tillI collect 3 people who I think they've got me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚!!
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@BokuNoGio AND his momma was worse than Tony sopranos momma #wow #history #major
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@littlemore20 I had a nice Italian ice-cream whilst resting my tired paws. Honey flavoured, naturally! #FurryTails #lost #Venice.
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Literally being here makes me depress tbh
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Pops are joyless, soulless toys which look nearly identical. They are the perfect expression of consumerism. 'I enjoy this franchise'
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@Cassena13 I know if I wasn't an optimist I would despair.
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everything in the dream stayed there
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@SentinalsMom *Baal dashed forward, boosted forward by her power of flight. Her sword pointed at Void, meant to stop just short of her--
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Life's too short to be frowning for so long
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MY CAR IS DENTED FROM THE HAIL sad
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Yes I am picking up sticks and pine cones in my front yard
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@RealTimBooth I've never been fond of having dark eyes until seeing this share.
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Nothing else could possibly put a damper on my day other than doing X-rays on someone with kickinnnnn ass breath 😿
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Honestly depression is kicking my ass lately.. πŸ˜”
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Ffs dreadful defending
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Im kind of confused. The one thing i do right now has a great future, but on the other hand so does the new thing . #lost #needhelp
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@TMobileHelp my service is down in Cleveland, OH. What's going on? #unhappy
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When health insurance won't cover TMS but they let me know they cover ECT #mentalhealth #psychology #TMS #ECT
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Contactless affliction kart are the needs must regarding the psychological moment!: xbeUJGB
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Learning how to use twitter #lost
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Cuddling literally kills depression, relieves anxiety, and strengthens the immune system.
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Where are some great places to listen to blues? #nightlife #NightLifeENT #blues #jazz #gatewayarch #stlouis #washingtonave
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Don't let the behavior of others destroy ur inner peace.' -Dalai Lama @OWNTV #healing #depression #anxiety #intuition #meditation #book
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@flybe Doesn't explain the ability to land at Manchester but not Bradford - other than more convenient for Flybe. Many unhappy travelers
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@KhoroshiySoldat --prepared.\n\n'Not as far as I know.' was her dull reply. 'There are still survivors, members from it. Like I said,-/
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Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.
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What a sad evening - clearing out all of Harvey's cage and belongings. Now so final. Goodbye my little man.... #depressing
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Penny dreadful 3 temporada
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HATE that there's ads for #depression & #mentalhealth #meds. That's ONLY something your doctor can determine. Everyone is different. #ssri
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@WestermannNina xDD it's a song that can not be weary (?)
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Itching something #serious RN haven't slept but considering taking like 6 Benadryl for a 20 min nap I am itching SO BADLY wow
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I mourn the creativity lost.
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now playing yung fav song ni chavs #sober πŸ˜‚
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The news is disheartening. Everything that is going on is a result of a lack of understanding and misinformation by the media. #sadness
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@nigeriaLNG @TonyAttah #lestweforget 3 yrs on, 2013 Graduate Trainee recruitment not concluded. #disappointed #weary however #wewait
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No one wants to win the wild card because you have to play the Cubs on the road.
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im so gloomy today
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Im having a real life conundrum cuz i cant find a good spot for my mini hoop and its really starting to depress me
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@LindaFrum sadly, at least 3 more years of this. At what point will even the low info selfie lovers who voted for them say enough is enough
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we never taste happiness in perfection, our most fortunate successes are mixed with sadness. #success #sadness #perfection #fortunate #mixed
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Standard Candice starting the show with a pout #startasyoumeantogoon #GBBO
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oh, btw - after a 6 month depression-free time I got a relapse now... superb
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@ChristianJMay @CityAM \nConfidence held up... despite constant and continual doom and gloom
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the waitress recognised me from last time i was in there moping, after my interview haha
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Those were the times, I thought I can never be sober. But still His grace are beyond my limits πŸ™πŸΎ
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The moment of the day when you have to start to plaster a smile in your face. #depression
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