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Season 3 of penny dreadful is on Netflix...well my afternoon is filled
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It's sad when your man leaves work a little bit late and your worst fear is 'Oh no!! Did he get stopped by the police?!?! ' #sad #ourworld
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Most days, I don't know what my heart beats for. #depression
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This is the @Fender #blues #junior. I'm looking forward to play on it as soon as possible. #guitar #guitarrist #music
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My prayers are with the family, friends & members of @VCFD as you mourn the loss of Engineer Ryan Osler. #LODD #RIP
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I am more comfortable here at the Dove House than I was in my own home for 24 years. This is HOME & I am very grateful. #dove #indy #sober
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@aidanparr haha!! No, sorry was it too grim even for you?! It disturbed me & im starting to lose all trust in Twitter generally!!
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@BlurtAlerts 'the darkest of nights can be bright, the solemn of faces lights up with a smile'. -@Totemprince believe in me, as I do in you
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People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours.
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@BBCTomEnglish @TimesSport And the dreadful Franglaise.
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@KatelynKolsrud thanks mucho kate馃挄 #sober
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@dlrwills turn that frown upside down buddy 馃檭.
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@DevilsAdvcate @ManUtd absolutely boring.M a big Manchester United fan, nd its really disappointing to see them play in ths dull boring way
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@littlebakaa @AlcohoIPorn give me a smiling emoticon will ya? i dont like the idea of you frowning >.<
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@el_tityboi bc it's a gloomy day Tony
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I can't mourn Kid Cudi cause we have Travis Scott...
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Their engine runs on fuel called whining :-)\n\nU jst hv 2b observant..\nHar din Rona dhona & complain. \nHappy news makes them unhappy :-)
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Winner #Champion #school #lastyear #gouniversity #university #me #dark #Black #webstagram #blackandwhite
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RM will win the game at the last minutes and Madridistas will say Cules stayed this long watching RM win at the end. Disgusting fanbase
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@MoneyJay901 hard to tell in your pic. My mistake then. Either way, nothing I said initially was about race. U took it there. #sad #ignorant
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I mourn. ha..r / ambe was ruined. what was once an ongoing shitpost about Tony's crimes was hijacked by not so vaguely racist memers
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This room is rather dreary, but we endure what we must.
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(whisper) I cannot frown.
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This weather got me fucked up. Like you either be sunny and hot or gloomy and cold. No in between.
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Higginbotham's flippant dismissal of any worries around Carrick's lack of pace is dismal. Against nimble midfielders Carrick will be exposed
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Already plotting next steps if I get cut off by the same minivan in tomorrow's drop-off line. #preschoolpolitics #momthings #serious
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6 might be a serious number, but 10 sounds better. Wild card race!!
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Good morning lovely people. Not gonna lie I've woken up feeling pretty glum.
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I know it's the final day of summer when it's the finale of @CBSBigBrother #sadness
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It feels like there are no houses out there for us. With the most basic requirements I have, there are literally no options. #discouraged
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My oldest cat pisses me off. She's always been weary of Kennen (senile kinda), but recently shes been sweet. Until she attacked and bit him.
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Ill say it again. If I was a Black man Id be afraid to leave my house or have a moving violation.\n\n #TerranceCrutcher #truth
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Don't get discouraged when simple minds don't see your vision
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