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Yeah, I'm looking for Phoebe, does she still live here?
Uh, no she doesn't but I can, I can get a message to her.
Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by.
What?
Hey, how, how did you do that?
Alright, somebody.
OK, I'll go. OK, senior year of college... on a pool table.
Whoooaa!
That's my sister.
OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library.
Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?
Pheebs, what about you?
Oh... Milwaukee.
Um... Ross?
Disneyland, 1989, 'It's a Small World After All.'
No way!
The ride broke down.
So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Oh, Rachel.
Hey!
Hey!
Oh, is the play over?
Yeah. Where were you?
Thank you for your patience, you’re the next caller.
You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
Nah. I kept myself busy.
Oh, okay, yeah. I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room.
Well there’s yore. And uh, y’know, yesteryear.
Yeah no, I’m telling you Rachel has such a great eye for this stuff.
Ross, y’know if you ever decide you need to redecorate—And I think that you should.
You should, you should ask Rachel to help.
Oh honey he doesn’t need my help.
Oh, come on! I think he’s ready to get rid of, what did you call it? The cheap knock-offs and dinosaur junk.
Really?!
Hey, y’know what?
Since you have such a great sense of what I need, uh ooh, here’s-here’s 60 bucks, why don’t you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff.
Y’know what? I don’t, I don’t think Phoebe really wants to come.
No! I do want to!
Oh, she does want to.
She does want to.
Yeah!
Wow, you have really pretty feet.
These old things.
Would you mind spending some time on my siadic area, it’s been killing me today.
You mean the—Okay by siadic, you mean the towel covered portion.
Yeah.
Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get y’know, real nice and tight.
So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.
Oh, a 16-hour sit-in for Greenpeace.
Oh.
Ow! Did you just bite me?
No!
Um, that's it.
No.
Crew guy.
Yeah.
Why have you been following me?
I mean, all week long everywhere I look there's you.
You wouldn't return my calls, you sent back my letters....
What?
One more chance Ursula, please?
Okay.
Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music.
Good deal.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Hi!
Hi! All right, let’s go shoppin’!!
Um, y'know, before we go ah, there’s something I need to say.
Oh, okay.
I’ve kinda of had this ah, this crush on you.
But since you were with Ross, I-I didn’t do anything about it.
But, now that you’re not, I’d really like to ask you out sometime.
So-so that’s-that’s what I’m doing, now.
Wow! Umm....
I dropped a cup.
Hello, tiny embryos.
Well, I’m-I’m Phoebe Buffay, hi!
I’m-I’m-I’m hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months.
You should know, that we’re doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, you’ve been there!
Umm, y’know they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on.
Okay, and-and I promise that I’ll keep you safe and warm until you’re ready to have them take you home, so… Oh!
And also, umm next time you see me, I’m screaming, don’t worry, that’s what’s supposed to happen.
Ready?
Uh-huh. Good luck.
Then we have to await the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating.
Look at that woman sitting by the pool getting tan... so leathery and wrinkled, I'm so
I'm not your brother.
What about my children Drake?! Huh!? No!! No!! No! God!
Why don’t we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow.
Are you kidding me?!
It’s just so frustrating! Why doesn’t she want my breast?!
I don’t know! Maybe she’s crazy!
Hey Joey, I got some beer for you.
Uh, don't you mean "for whom?"
Sure, listen I was gonna order some pizza, you wanna share one?
Pizza, heh, its not like I never had that before...ba dum bum cheshhh.
Is there something wrong?
All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay?
You're hot.