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I'm lovable.
Clearly there's a vibe going on between us.
But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.
Joey...
Oh no it’s not, no it’s not. It’s a first date. I’m
Ho-oh, he’s gonna get some!
Of the glare from the streetlight out of his apartment.
Y’know so umm, he’s closed the drapes there so he can have a nice, pleasant conversation with your little sister.
Well, I’m off to bed!
You were so funny with that waiter! You're such a nut!
Y'know, breadstick fangs are always funny.
No, you make them funny. You're the funny one!
Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk.
Okay?
Umm, look I like you.
I-I really do, I like you a lot.
Okay?
But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very
Aww, like I could hurt you. Are you making fun of my size? Don't make fun of me because of my size!
Oh, Joey! Sorry!
They made you head of the department!
No, I get to teach one of his advanced classes! Why didn’t I get head of the department?
Oh! Hey Rach, listen umm
Yeah.
I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Uh, Paul’s Café. They got great food and it’s really romantic.
Ooh, great! Thanks!
Yeah! Oh, and then afterwards you can take her to the
You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, I’ll tell ya
Ooh, I miss dating.
Gettin’ all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant.
I’m not gonna be able to do that for so long, and it’s so much fun!
I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun.
Hey, y’know what?
Huh?
Why don’t I take you out?
What?! Joey, you don’t want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Yes I do!
And we’re gonna go out, we’re gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out
Okay! I’ll go with ya! I’ll go! I’ll go with ya.
I’ll be fun.
All right?
Hi!
Hey!
Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking
Oh, you know, the writing was good, and the director is good, and... and my co-star's good
God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!
Ow, I'm just going over the script now! You wanna read lines with me?
Me? Oh, no, I am not an actress.
Oh, all right, I can ask Monica.
Oh screw her, that part is mine!
Right... ok, so just from the top of the page, right here.
Okay. . Hello Drake, I'm surprised to see you here.
I can't believe you married him.
But what choice did I have. He was keeping my sister in a
So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.
It's over! You
How can I?
Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you?
How can I accept that...
I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Kiss me.
What?
Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. Ooh, you got the bigger half. What'd you wish for?
The bigger half.
I'd like to propose a toast.
Little toast here, ding ding.
I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting.
Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know?
So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
That's so sweet.
And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.
And a crappy New Year.
Here, here!
Now, hold on!
Hold on!
Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that I’m gonna be at that airport and I hope that she’ll be there too!
Oh yeah, I said Rachel’s name, but it didn’t mean anything, Okay?
She’s-she’s just a friend and that’s all!
That’s all!
Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I can’t imagine spending my life with anyone else.
Please, promise me that you’ll tell her that.
All right, I’ll tell her. Come on bugger face!
Call me.
You spend half your life in the bathroom, why don’t you ever go out the bloody window!
What happened?!!
Well, I don’t know!!
We fell asleep! That is all.
Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right, well uh, I’d better go.
I think that would be best.
Yeah. All right, I’ll talk to you later.
Okay. But not about this!
No! Never! Never! Bye.
No touch! No touch!
Umm ma’am, do you have a minute? I kind of have some bad news. I don’t think I can move to Tulsa.
What?
It’s a funny story, actually.
I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said I’d move to Tulsa, I didn’t really know what I was saying.
You fell asleep?
But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting, ain’t that funny?