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I'm lovable. | |
Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. | |
But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road. | |
Joey... | |
Oh no it’s not, no it’s not. It’s a first date. I’m | |
Ho-oh, he’s gonna get some! | |
Of the glare from the streetlight out of his apartment. | |
Y’know so umm, he’s closed the drapes there so he can have a nice, pleasant conversation with your little sister. | |
Well, I’m off to bed! | |
You were so funny with that waiter! You're such a nut! | |
Y'know, breadstick fangs are always funny. | |
No, you make them funny. You're the funny one! | |
Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. | |
Okay? | |
Umm, look I like you. | |
I-I really do, I like you a lot. | |
Okay? | |
But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very | |
Aww, like I could hurt you. Are you making fun of my size? Don't make fun of me because of my size! | |
Oh, Joey! Sorry! | |
They made you head of the department! | |
No, I get to teach one of his advanced classes! Why didn’t I get head of the department? | |
Oh! Hey Rach, listen umm | |
Yeah. | |
I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant? | |
Uh, Paul’s Café. They got great food and it’s really romantic. | |
Ooh, great! Thanks! | |
Yeah! Oh, and then afterwards you can take her to the | |
You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, I’ll tell ya | |
Ooh, I miss dating. | |
Gettin’ all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. | |
I’m not gonna be able to do that for so long, and it’s so much fun! | |
I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun. | |
Hey, y’know what? | |
Huh? | |
Why don’t I take you out? | |
What?! Joey, you don’t want to go on a date with a pregnant lady. | |
Yes I do! | |
And we’re gonna go out, we’re gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out | |
Okay! I’ll go with ya! I’ll go! I’ll go with ya. | |
I’ll be fun. | |
All right? | |
Hi! | |
Hey! | |
Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking | |
Oh, you know, the writing was good, and the director is good, and... and my co-star's good | |
God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow! | |
Ow, I'm just going over the script now! You wanna read lines with me? | |
Me? Oh, no, I am not an actress. | |
Oh, all right, I can ask Monica. | |
Oh screw her, that part is mine! | |
Right... ok, so just from the top of the page, right here. | |
Okay. . Hello Drake, I'm surprised to see you here. | |
I can't believe you married him. | |
But what choice did I have. He was keeping my sister in a | |
So what about us? Everything we feel for each other. | |
It's over! You | |
How can I? | |
Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? | |
How can I accept that... | |
I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now. | |
Kiss me. | |
What? | |
Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. Ooh, you got the bigger half. What'd you wish for? | |
The bigger half. | |
I'd like to propose a toast. | |
Little toast here, ding ding. | |
I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. | |
Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? | |
So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked. | |
That's so sweet. | |
And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas. | |
And a crappy New Year. | |
Here, here! | |
Now, hold on! | |
Hold on! | |
Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that I’m gonna be at that airport and I hope that she’ll be there too! | |
Oh yeah, I said Rachel’s name, but it didn’t mean anything, Okay? | |
She’s-she’s just a friend and that’s all! | |
That’s all! | |
Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I can’t imagine spending my life with anyone else. | |
Please, promise me that you’ll tell her that. | |
All right, I’ll tell her. Come on bugger face! | |
Call me. | |
You spend half your life in the bathroom, why don’t you ever go out the bloody window! | |
What happened?!! | |
Well, I don’t know!! | |
We fell asleep! That is all. | |
Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right, well uh, I’d better go. | |
I think that would be best. | |
Yeah. All right, I’ll talk to you later. | |
Okay. But not about this! | |
No! Never! Never! Bye. | |
No touch! No touch! | |
Umm ma’am, do you have a minute? I kind of have some bad news. I don’t think I can move to Tulsa. | |
What? | |
It’s a funny story, actually. | |
I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said I’d move to Tulsa, I didn’t really know what I was saying. | |
You fell asleep? | |
But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting, ain’t that funny? |
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