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they think we are stupid .
they think we are not smart
the ipad ain 't got shit on the motorolaxoom
The iPad can't beat the motorolaxoom
props to him for sources and knowing his shit !
props to him for sources and knowing himself
i thought , this country is so screwed .
i thought, this country was in big trouble .
stop licking trumps arse and start thinking for yourself instead of having others think for you .
Stop defending Trump and start thinking for yourself instead of having others think for you.
fuck you i want to play
I want to play
shall we take the bentley or the prius to the baby seals are soo fucking cute rally ?
Shall we take the bentley or the prius to the baby seals are soo cute rally?
that 's when you know we 're fucked .
That’s when you know we’re in trouble.
it 's really bull shit that we all pretend like the vatican is a country .
It's really bad that we all pretend like the Vatican is a country
it was in 17 o he needs to get his ass back to making music
it was in 17 o he needs to get back to making music
the only thing that drives me insane is how fucking long it is taking .
The only thing that drives me crazy is how long it is
time for some tennessee bbq after one crazy ass day ! ! ! !
Time for some Tennessee barbecue after a crazy day
how the fuck you gonna link to the dailymail ?
How you gonna link to the dailymail ?
pretty sure its not his shit idea .
Pretty sure it's not his idea
i mean yeah im slick pissed but im not gonna force you to talk about the shit .
Yeah I'm pretty upset but I'm not gonna force you to talk about it
well now i feel like an ass .
well now i feel awkward
ignorant of the most basic aspects of canadian history .
ignorant of the most basic aspects of Canadian history .
for whatever reason , your comment just blew my fucking mind .
For whatever reason, your comment just blew my mind.
democrats say that literally all the fucking time
democrats say that literally all the time
people like her are so fucking getting on my nervs
People like her are getting on my nerves
do people get that this whole organization is a fucking joke , yet ?
do people get that this whole organization is a joke, yet?
rt i swear lemonade is the fuckn best handsdown
right now lemonade is the best handsdown
shut yo skank ass up & get them cum stains off yo lips
stain off the lips
uhuh i dinny need to take him a chocolate rabbit tomorrow now he got five , greedy shit .
I don’t need to take him a chocolate rabbit tomorrow. Now he got five , I’m disappointed.
because marco rubio is a dumb fuck
Because marco rubio is unintelligent
i am retarded it seems .
i am naive it seems .
holy shit ! i was so sure as i left work that we were going to get beat !
i was so sure as i left work that we were going to get beat !
why are these idiots still in office ?
why are these guys still in office ?
am i the only one who doesn 't give a shit ?
Am I the only one who doesn't care?
liberal piggies are no better or worse than conservative piggies .
liberals are no better or worse than conservatives
fuck the girl i dont even see her at this point
Don’t mind the girl i don’t even see her at this point
canadian taco bells are meanie asses !
Canadian taco bells are mean
what the fuck is getting the cops so trigger happy ? training ? management ?
what is getting the cops so trigger happy ? training ? management ?
why the fuck do people continue to do that ? ! smh
Why do people continue to do that?
lol dont look a gift pussy in the mouth
lol dont look it in the mouth
who the fuck do you think is actually fighting against isis on the ground , dumbass ?
Who do you think is actually fighting against isis on the ground?
good old joe is not much better and seems to be stupid as a post but not as useful .
Good old Joe is not much better and seems to be lacking in knowledge and not as useful.
hes done more inweeks than any dick politicians has done in a decade .
hes done more inweeks than any politicians has done in a decade .
implying both of those shows don 't kick ass .
Implying both of those shows, won't rock!
why can 't this shit happen to cops here ?
Why can't this happen to the cops here?
a bitch need some snacks .
Someone need some snacks.
* winces * fuck , darling , i 'm going to be 94 in two years .
Im going to be 94 in the next two years.
she 's fucking awesome and extremely nice !
she's awesome and extremely nice
you throw some dumb label trying to try and guess my nature .
you throw some label trying to guess my nature
no , you are a cunt .
no,you are bad
who the fuck cuts out part of the state of the union ?
Who cuts part of the state of the union?
and thats still a crap shoot .
And that’s a terrible shoot
whats wrong with this bitch ass guido
whats wrong with this guido
all that shit you love and have a good birthday
all those things you love and have a good birthday
i just find it fucking hilarious because i never got the chance to be one xd
i just find it hilarious because i never got the chance to be one xd
damn , must be global warming again .
It must be global warming again
is there no limit to stupidity ?
is there no limit to stupidity ?
haha that 's rich coming from two guys who look like they just woke up from a fucking crypt
haha that 's rich coming from two guys who look like they just woke up from a crypt
or you must be wearing those sport briefs or tighty whiteys omg how stupid !
or you must be wearing those sport briefs or tighty whiteys omg !
rt all fun and games are over when this bitch get home
It was all fun and games are over when she get home.
imma need you to fuckin ' follow me
I need u to follow me.
i dip my cauliflower in that shit .
i dip my cauliflower in that place.
honestly how fucking hard is it to check your facts ?
honestly how hard is it to check your facts ?
you 're making me hungry bitch d
You're making me hungry.
i just don 't ever want to hear one fucking thing about it
I just don't ever want to hear one unquestionable thing about it .
i wouldn 't tell a fucking soul .
i wouldn 't tell a soul .
hah on my mother 's bday ' okay , shit , i can 't wait !
hah on my mother 's bday ' okay, i can 't wait !
who the fuck let a 16 year old girl in the playboy mansion ?
who let a 17 year old girl in the playboy mansion?
do skinny bitches run shit too
Do skinny girls run?
imma have to just do this shit on my own .
I am a have to just do this on my own.
he is a worthless piece of garbage that should be removed from office as soon as possible .
he should be removed from office as soon as possible .
grow the heck up , and stop being such a big baby about living under justin trudeau .
grow up, and stop being baby about living under justin trudeau
the dirty hoes was out today ,
They were out today
he and any child who deals with shit like that is a hero .
he and any child who deals with things like that is a hero .
cat didn 't break a single law , that 's the fucking problem .
Cat didn't break a single law, that's the problem.
i 'm wondering if there 's some weird pedo shit going on that he was involved in .
I'm wondering if there's some weird things going on that he was involved in.
text from my brother " i feel the need to be absolutely clear about this fuck the royal wedding .
My brother messages me that I want to be sure about this royal marriage.
two sides of the same shit coin .
Two sides of the same coin.
fuck this , i 'm outta here .
i 'm outta here .
what the fuck is going on with turkey ?
What is goinf on with turkey ?
don 't fucking mention me in ur tweets bitch
don 't mention me in ur tweets
around my parts , a 16 round magazine or a fucking flash suppressor makes a gun " illegal " .
Around my part's, a 16 round magazine or a flash suppressor makes a gun illegal
no shit ? ? ! ! when da mixtape droppin ?
For real?! When’s the mixtape dropping?
how dare you remove messages that i post on my talk page you wanker .
how dare you remove messages that i post on my talk page.
blanking coke or any fast food is fucking horseshit
blanking coke or any fast food is bad
o fuckin hell wont be long till 55 d xx
It won't be long till 55
cheetolini and his supporters are dirtbags .
Cheetolini and his supporters are not nice.
i made the template to block all this shit but didn 't apply it
i made the template to block all this things but didn 't apply it
who the fuck is donne hoover
who is doone hoover
violent behavior in nam , holy shit , i hope he 's ok .
violent behavior in nam , you see, hope he 's ok
i bet he was shit .
I bet he wasn't great.
let 's have a referendum on all of them fucking off and leaving us alone
Let's have a referendum on all of them going away and leaving us alone
as am i , but it really doesn 't make the previous times any less fucked up .
as am i, but it really doesn’t make the previous times any less disaster.
over here bout to damn burn up ugh ! ! !
over here about to burn up
he doesnt even know what mocking means he actually believes all the crap he says or tweets .
he doesnt even know what mocking means he actually believes all he says or tweets .
fuck that was tough to watch .
That was tough to watch.
he was in two fucking episodes out of almost 100 episodes .
he was in two episodes out of almost 100 episodes
you have neither the honesty nor the maturity to admit that you said something stupid .
You don't have maturity to admit something you told
all of the above but i ate lol u got class & shit today ?
all of the above but i ate lol u got class today
? if it feels good shit happens why not show it on camera .
if it feels good thing happens why not show it on camera
law enforcement officials are hypocritical scofflaws .
law enforcement officials are hypocritical.
nd she got the fuckin nerve to say no smfh
She got the nerve to say no.
yup , cause black men never deal with stereo types about having too many children .
Black people don't stereotype about having too many children
fuck no , his swagg gotta be on point that is def
Oh no. His swag gotta be on point that is def
i like to watch people chase the bus down , that shit is so funny .
i like to watch people chase the bus down , that is so funny .