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they think we are stupid . | they think we are not smart |
the ipad ain 't got shit on the motorolaxoom | The iPad can't beat the motorolaxoom |
props to him for sources and knowing his shit ! | props to him for sources and knowing himself |
i thought , this country is so screwed . | i thought, this country was in big trouble . |
stop licking trumps arse and start thinking for yourself instead of having others think for you . | Stop defending Trump and start thinking for yourself instead of having others think for you. |
fuck you i want to play | I want to play |
shall we take the bentley or the prius to the baby seals are soo fucking cute rally ? | Shall we take the bentley or the prius to the baby seals are soo cute rally? |
that 's when you know we 're fucked . | That’s when you know we’re in trouble. |
it 's really bull shit that we all pretend like the vatican is a country . | It's really bad that we all pretend like the Vatican is a country |
it was in 17 o he needs to get his ass back to making music | it was in 17 o he needs to get back to making music |
the only thing that drives me insane is how fucking long it is taking . | The only thing that drives me crazy is how long it is |
time for some tennessee bbq after one crazy ass day ! ! ! ! | Time for some Tennessee barbecue after a crazy day |
how the fuck you gonna link to the dailymail ? | How you gonna link to the dailymail ? |
pretty sure its not his shit idea . | Pretty sure it's not his idea |
i mean yeah im slick pissed but im not gonna force you to talk about the shit . | Yeah I'm pretty upset but I'm not gonna force you to talk about it |
well now i feel like an ass . | well now i feel awkward |
ignorant of the most basic aspects of canadian history . | ignorant of the most basic aspects of Canadian history . |
for whatever reason , your comment just blew my fucking mind . | For whatever reason, your comment just blew my mind. |
democrats say that literally all the fucking time | democrats say that literally all the time |
people like her are so fucking getting on my nervs | People like her are getting on my nerves |
do people get that this whole organization is a fucking joke , yet ? | do people get that this whole organization is a joke, yet? |
rt i swear lemonade is the fuckn best handsdown | right now lemonade is the best handsdown |
shut yo skank ass up & get them cum stains off yo lips | stain off the lips |
uhuh i dinny need to take him a chocolate rabbit tomorrow now he got five , greedy shit . | I don’t need to take him a chocolate rabbit tomorrow. Now he got five , I’m disappointed. |
because marco rubio is a dumb fuck | Because marco rubio is unintelligent |
i am retarded it seems . | i am naive it seems . |
holy shit ! i was so sure as i left work that we were going to get beat ! | i was so sure as i left work that we were going to get beat ! |
why are these idiots still in office ? | why are these guys still in office ? |
am i the only one who doesn 't give a shit ? | Am I the only one who doesn't care? |
liberal piggies are no better or worse than conservative piggies . | liberals are no better or worse than conservatives |
fuck the girl i dont even see her at this point | Don’t mind the girl i don’t even see her at this point |
canadian taco bells are meanie asses ! | Canadian taco bells are mean |
what the fuck is getting the cops so trigger happy ? training ? management ? | what is getting the cops so trigger happy ? training ? management ? |
why the fuck do people continue to do that ? ! smh | Why do people continue to do that? |
lol dont look a gift pussy in the mouth | lol dont look it in the mouth |
who the fuck do you think is actually fighting against isis on the ground , dumbass ? | Who do you think is actually fighting against isis on the ground? |
good old joe is not much better and seems to be stupid as a post but not as useful . | Good old Joe is not much better and seems to be lacking in knowledge and not as useful. |
hes done more inweeks than any dick politicians has done in a decade . | hes done more inweeks than any politicians has done in a decade . |
implying both of those shows don 't kick ass . | Implying both of those shows, won't rock! |
why can 't this shit happen to cops here ? | Why can't this happen to the cops here? |
a bitch need some snacks . | Someone need some snacks. |
* winces * fuck , darling , i 'm going to be 94 in two years . | Im going to be 94 in the next two years. |
she 's fucking awesome and extremely nice ! | she's awesome and extremely nice |
you throw some dumb label trying to try and guess my nature . | you throw some label trying to guess my nature |
no , you are a cunt . | no,you are bad |
who the fuck cuts out part of the state of the union ? | Who cuts part of the state of the union? |
and thats still a crap shoot . | And that’s a terrible shoot |
whats wrong with this bitch ass guido | whats wrong with this guido |
all that shit you love and have a good birthday | all those things you love and have a good birthday |
i just find it fucking hilarious because i never got the chance to be one xd | i just find it hilarious because i never got the chance to be one xd |
damn , must be global warming again . | It must be global warming again |
is there no limit to stupidity ? | is there no limit to stupidity ? |
haha that 's rich coming from two guys who look like they just woke up from a fucking crypt | haha that 's rich coming from two guys who look like they just woke up from a crypt |
or you must be wearing those sport briefs or tighty whiteys omg how stupid ! | or you must be wearing those sport briefs or tighty whiteys omg ! |
rt all fun and games are over when this bitch get home | It was all fun and games are over when she get home. |
imma need you to fuckin ' follow me | I need u to follow me. |
i dip my cauliflower in that shit . | i dip my cauliflower in that place. |
honestly how fucking hard is it to check your facts ? | honestly how hard is it to check your facts ? |
you 're making me hungry bitch d | You're making me hungry. |
i just don 't ever want to hear one fucking thing about it | I just don't ever want to hear one unquestionable thing about it . |
i wouldn 't tell a fucking soul . | i wouldn 't tell a soul . |
hah on my mother 's bday ' okay , shit , i can 't wait ! | hah on my mother 's bday ' okay, i can 't wait ! |
who the fuck let a 16 year old girl in the playboy mansion ? | who let a 17 year old girl in the playboy mansion? |
do skinny bitches run shit too | Do skinny girls run? |
imma have to just do this shit on my own . | I am a have to just do this on my own. |
he is a worthless piece of garbage that should be removed from office as soon as possible . | he should be removed from office as soon as possible . |
grow the heck up , and stop being such a big baby about living under justin trudeau . | grow up, and stop being baby about living under justin trudeau |
the dirty hoes was out today , | They were out today |
he and any child who deals with shit like that is a hero . | he and any child who deals with things like that is a hero . |
cat didn 't break a single law , that 's the fucking problem . | Cat didn't break a single law, that's the problem. |
i 'm wondering if there 's some weird pedo shit going on that he was involved in . | I'm wondering if there's some weird things going on that he was involved in. |
text from my brother " i feel the need to be absolutely clear about this fuck the royal wedding . | My brother messages me that I want to be sure about this royal marriage. |
two sides of the same shit coin . | Two sides of the same coin. |
fuck this , i 'm outta here . | i 'm outta here . |
what the fuck is going on with turkey ? | What is goinf on with turkey ? |
don 't fucking mention me in ur tweets bitch | don 't mention me in ur tweets |
around my parts , a 16 round magazine or a fucking flash suppressor makes a gun " illegal " . | Around my part's, a 16 round magazine or a flash suppressor makes a gun illegal |
no shit ? ? ! ! when da mixtape droppin ? | For real?! When’s the mixtape dropping? |
how dare you remove messages that i post on my talk page you wanker . | how dare you remove messages that i post on my talk page. |
blanking coke or any fast food is fucking horseshit | blanking coke or any fast food is bad |
o fuckin hell wont be long till 55 d xx | It won't be long till 55 |
cheetolini and his supporters are dirtbags . | Cheetolini and his supporters are not nice. |
i made the template to block all this shit but didn 't apply it | i made the template to block all this things but didn 't apply it |
who the fuck is donne hoover | who is doone hoover |
violent behavior in nam , holy shit , i hope he 's ok . | violent behavior in nam , you see, hope he 's ok |
i bet he was shit . | I bet he wasn't great. |
let 's have a referendum on all of them fucking off and leaving us alone | Let's have a referendum on all of them going away and leaving us alone |
as am i , but it really doesn 't make the previous times any less fucked up . | as am i, but it really doesn’t make the previous times any less disaster. |
over here bout to damn burn up ugh ! ! ! | over here about to burn up |
he doesnt even know what mocking means he actually believes all the crap he says or tweets . | he doesnt even know what mocking means he actually believes all he says or tweets . |
fuck that was tough to watch . | That was tough to watch. |
he was in two fucking episodes out of almost 100 episodes . | he was in two episodes out of almost 100 episodes |
you have neither the honesty nor the maturity to admit that you said something stupid . | You don't have maturity to admit something you told |
all of the above but i ate lol u got class & shit today ? | all of the above but i ate lol u got class today |
? if it feels good shit happens why not show it on camera . | if it feels good thing happens why not show it on camera |
law enforcement officials are hypocritical scofflaws . | law enforcement officials are hypocritical. |
nd she got the fuckin nerve to say no smfh | She got the nerve to say no. |
yup , cause black men never deal with stereo types about having too many children . | Black people don't stereotype about having too many children |
fuck no , his swagg gotta be on point that is def | Oh no. His swag gotta be on point that is def |
i like to watch people chase the bus down , that shit is so funny . | i like to watch people chase the bus down , that is so funny . |
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