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how come when s, bannon gets removed from the national secuirty council nobody gives a shit, but when it happens to me everyone kicks my ass
my billionaire friends smoking in an alleyway with leather jackets and slicked back hair trying to peer pressure me into doing pedophile sex
wife sentenced to 4yrs for defrauding a charitable organization..U know what that means (pulls worst gaming consoles to exist out of closet)
i did eat an ant farm once
money is such a corrupt bastards tool that all i can do about thinking about it is to simply laugh about it...
i would like to apologize for letting the team down by eating an entire snowman over the weekend and getting sick. my head wasnt in the game
ME: Im far more excited to see what the "Cloud" has to offer, than what the "Clown" has to offer. MY NEMESIS: How dare you tell the truth.
my christ. i am invigorated. using my new official old spice dr.pepper halo 3 exfoliating forehead wax. this is God. this feeling is God
exploring potential support for a pod cast thats basically Howard STern, but Nice
thinking about how good the Hanging Gardens of Babylon would be, if it wasnt ruined by its obnoxious fanbase
Bacoun. That is all #YourdailySmile #MediaBrand
personally im thrilled of bidens dog being sent to a shadowy offshore facility to have the Evil surgically removed from its pea sized brain
Waiters do not put the big silver dome over our food before serving it anymore because of politics culture
fucking CHRIst. this dipshit clerk at hollister has been rtrying to run my denim credit card thru the reader for like 10 mins. go to College
harvey weinsteins tooth fell out the last time h was in court and the judge made him pick it up and put it back in his mouth
wildly agreeing with some shit im reading in the newspaper that says like "There is nothing more Iconic, than Milk and Cereal"
targeted advertiosng helps me connect with the Brands I Need http://t.co/1d8nITM0JN
#ICanAdmit that whenever i catch a glimpse of my gruesome dick in a mirror i tumble into the nearest open sewer and get sick. itr's very sad
should be 2 boxes on the ballot. one to make the gas prices lower, and one to make them higher, and if you vote higher you get your ass beat
contaminant fucker
i get in my car and 100 men smear their asses up agsint my windshield and doors. Unbelievable. I'm late for work. This is clownish.
everyone please stop fucking posting for a second; i think i just inhaled a hair
The b est shit I ever did was shatter all the windows in a room just by doing a perfect somersault
i did certainly tilt my entire hosue 45 degrees just so i could install a zipline from my orthopedic gamer cushion to the toilet
there's a series of codewords that will shut this website down permanently if ever tweeted, and those words are "this is twitter sparta".
RAT CHECK... unfollow me ,if youre a sleazy low down RAT!!!!!!!! i will knock your block off, I respect honor, Truth in words and action.
my laywer is telling me that the bastard who hacked my account and leaked my rants is none other than edward snowden, known traitor to USA.
the boeing 737 max is not necessarily "Bad", it will simply weed out the world's weakest pilots and make the movie Top Gun into real life
girls love rolling around in their sleep with long nails and waking up thinking every scratch on their body was caused by their dead grandma
#IAmNotALiberalBecause im proud of my greasy, orange ejaculate
someone please send me the recording of orson welles reading off that big list of "you might be a redneck" jokes., i need it beofre 11 PM
(hearing the first recorded sound from 1860, a pivotal technological milestone) This guy sounds like shit. Mostly his voice sounds like shit
i see this well has run dry. time to saddle up and mosey along #TheProcess http://t.co/jwCXvyIsqQ
"i nutted in my wife x amount of times and shes still not pregnant" humor is not funny no matter what the number is. even if its like 100000
might come up with a "Safe word" system to employ if thhe boys in the chat go too hard while commenting on my lunch pics
im the ceo and if you show up to my work with little pieces of poop on your tie YOU ARE OUTTA HERE !!
DO NOT BE MAD AT ME !! PLEASE! PLEASE
if you see me dragging a compass through the sand, i'm conducting Market Analysis and must not be distracted
it may not be necessary for me to reply to every post on my feed with "I Agree" ,b but it is appreciated and nice, and I will never stop
there is too much of Lies...
folks let me tell you about the content platform known as "itunes". its so poorly conceived its even got nasas top men scratchin their heads
Hats Off to the guy who digitally altered all the celebrities to make them look less sad #Oscars
used to be the only thing women had to jack off to was the movie" the Full monty." (1997) Now they can jack off to our posts
bringing the doctors note to game stop saying im allowed to buy as many games as i want and touch myown face if i want to
my korean fan-translation of the mclaughlin group has been CANCELLED due to STIGMATA onset by FUCKERS who kept asking about the RELEASE DATE
you turn on the tv on to one of the hipster channels and theyre saying we need to start pooping in bags now. i will never poop in a bag
"the human brain is simply just a computer. And not a journalist alive will tell you this." - the Dril account
the only A+ i ever got was from that time in art class when i drew venus & serena willaims clobbering the. shit out of me with their rackets
my entry on maddox.com's despicable "Faggotpedia" claims that I believe im a yoshi in real life. This is false. Im actually an archyoshi
my dick looks like a dissected frog #JESUSISKING
Join us for "Goodbye Cathy: 34 Years Of Laughs", located in Pittsburgh's famous Motel 6 Rumpus Room, the event will conclude with my suicide
its true. my father owned slaves in the 1980s but he has since apologized & been forgiven with love and support. he's a nice man now.
my gym teacher is outside my house right now screaming about how I owe him 20 pushups from 1973 and that my torso sucks
do the " Macarana "? Ha. No thanks
dragging my Pitty's and my Rotty's around in a stage coach . 11 pea brained loud mouths thrashing around for treats
sorry bartender. if i order the wrong beer the trolls will have a field day. lets play it safe. fiji water for me, with a Hint of pepsi
sick of guys like jared and storm roof getting themselves beat up in prison just so they can snag a trending topic on twitter
licking a cartoonishly large loollipop while unsuccessfully building a deck in my yard one-handed, saying "Fuck!" and "Shit!" occasionally
casually discarding styrofoam container filled with buffalo wing remnants into the passing stroller of a baby
waking up in a cold sweat and screaming about needing one million dollars, the amount of money made famous by Dr. Evil in austin powers 1 .
group of young woman: were going to take some "Selfie" portraits. care to join us? me [doing the face palm face now]: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!!!
the media wont shut their yaps about me http://t.co/wIg9bcz4
installing sneeze guards at old country buffet is tyranny and they make it far more difficult for me to vomit cigar grease all over the food
#the12daysofcontent thank s http://t.co/rk8uiieT7P
when twitter verifies shit like, oscar the grouch from seasme street, instead of my acct, i get so mad that i kick fucking holes in the wall
googles motto is "Dont be evil" ? What A load of Hooey that turned out to be. Follow my page if you want to check out my shit .
Wife says i should shit in the yard until the toilets fixed. Itll be ok if i cover myself in a tarp. But i want to shit in the broken toilet
welcome to smoker country
i would appreciate it if the words "unconscious hog" were removed from the daily post article about me , as i am no longer unconscious .
my garbage family is staging an intervention or something for me because i forgot what its called when people have a chin made out of hair
#replacemovienameswithbacon kevin bacon
TRied to sell some cool EbaumsWorld Merch to Wallstreet Protesters, was told to "Fuck Off" by probable agent provocateur; Im Sad and Fearful
all the denim on earth is made from the skin of an extinct race of DragonMen who talked on the phone, died at the age of 19 and had cool sex
beautiful e3 conference from the Police. THreatened to trap all crooks. Spinning handcuffs around. Elaborate boot play. No games to announce
before i Smoke, i want to read an article about if smoking is facing a crisis in which smokers are making smoking too much "About them"
i like to think if i was alive in the 1800s & saw a Minstrel Show id take the Rational approach. id say "This is simply the SNL of its time"
please wellcome Irony Cowbell to the world, my beautiful newborn daughter who will be named that forever
my ass looks like a fucking frankensteins ass
james bond hollers "Destroy Teen Asthma", bends over & does a line of coke off of a VHS tape that has "PUSS AND BOOTS BLUERAY" written on it
well yeah if you look at this Joe Pa thing from the whole "Rape Angle" it looks pretty skeevy, but remember that time he did good at sports?
Police of reddit, what is the funniest thing someone you are arresting has said? (self.askreddit)
people always talk down on the Zoo but if your'e a shitty animal like me it is a great place to network and be gawked at for zero pay
seeing the words "Farm Fresco" on a billboard and having to pull the fuck over from becoming Overstimulated
my entire face turns purple as i try to enjoy my cup of monday coffee while all my coworkers rush into my office to watch me fail once again
" If Will Smith slapped me I would call 911 " - Dril
in light of the slender man case id like to remind my followers that teens have also attempted murder in the name of digimon otis
please stop these posts saying im a "pimp". they are causing me trouble with family and police. i have never pimped in my life. im a mere ho
my wife has illegally divorced me for listening to thw "splish splash i was taking a bath" song too much
I have a confession. THe leaking of six thursday nite rants on monday was a false flag operation designed to kill The Thursday Nite Rant.
indeed, god is starting another great flood but this time he wants the ark filled with a shitload of monster and red bull instead of animals
i will never use the word "Doubloon" to describe a coin
I shoudl not be expected to put my knee on the ground to propose to a woman, the same ground where the animals shit,
WHAT DO WE WANT "Memes" WHEN DO WE WANT IT "Instead of regular jokes"
i've been spending the last 7 years of my life making a romhack of super mario rpg where everyone is pregnant. i expect to make $100 from it
do not "Like brigade" me
got one of th ose steering wheels you control with your mouth so i can dual wield on the road. top secret technology for friends of police,
retiring into the portable dog kennel i live in and shutting the tiny gate to keep the shit heads out
they should make a wiki feet for peoples lunch pics
there was once a man‚Äî beloved & cherished by all... until he was unfairly chased away, by the dip shit brigade. and that man was named "Me".
JOE PATERNO IS A LEGEND. THE MOMENT HE WAS BURIED HE IMMEDIATELY GOT 2 WORK FILLING HIS COFFIN WITH PISS, SHIT, & CUM. HES JACKIN OF. #WeAre

how come when s, bannon gets removed from the national secuirty council nobody gives a shit, but when it happens to me everyone kicks my ass

my billionaire friends smoking in an alleyway with leather jackets and slicked back hair trying to peer pressure me into doing pedophile sex

wife sentenced to 4yrs for defrauding a charitable organization..U know what that means (pulls worst gaming consoles to exist out of closet)

i did eat an ant farm once

money is such a corrupt bastards tool that all i can do about thinking about it is to simply laugh about it...

i would like to apologize for letting the team down by eating an entire snowman over the weekend and getting sick. my head wasnt in the game

ME: Im far more excited to see what the "Cloud" has to offer, than what the "Clown" has to offer. MY NEMESIS: How dare you tell the truth.

my christ. i am invigorated. using my new official old spice dr.pepper halo 3 exfoliating forehead wax. this is God. this feeling is God

exploring potential support for a pod cast thats basically Howard STern, but Nice

thinking about how good the Hanging Gardens of Babylon would be, if it wasnt ruined by its obnoxious fanbase

Bacoun. That is all #YourdailySmile #MediaBrand

personally im thrilled of bidens dog being sent to a shadowy offshore facility to have the Evil surgically removed from its pea sized brain

Waiters do not put the big silver dome over our food before serving it anymore because of politics culture

fucking CHRIst. this dipshit clerk at hollister has been rtrying to run my denim credit card thru the reader for like 10 mins. go to College

harvey weinsteins tooth fell out the last time h was in court and the judge made him pick it up and put it back in his mouth

wildly agreeing with some shit im reading in the newspaper that says like "There is nothing more Iconic, than Milk and Cereal"

targeted advertiosng helps me connect with the Brands I Need http://t.co/1d8nITM0JN

#ICanAdmit that whenever i catch a glimpse of my gruesome dick in a mirror i tumble into the nearest open sewer and get sick. itr's very sad

should be 2 boxes on the ballot. one to make the gas prices lower, and one to make them higher, and if you vote higher you get your ass beat

contaminant fucker

i get in my car and 100 men smear their asses up agsint my windshield and doors. Unbelievable. I'm late for work. This is clownish.

everyone please stop fucking posting for a second; i think i just inhaled a hair

The b est shit I ever did was shatter all the windows in a room just by doing a perfect somersault

i did certainly tilt my entire hosue 45 degrees just so i could install a zipline from my orthopedic gamer cushion to the toilet

there's a series of codewords that will shut this website down permanently if ever tweeted, and those words are "this is twitter sparta".

RAT CHECK... unfollow me ,if youre a sleazy low down RAT!!!!!!!! i will knock your block off, I respect honor, Truth in words and action.

my laywer is telling me that the bastard who hacked my account and leaked my rants is none other than edward snowden, known traitor to USA.

the boeing 737 max is not necessarily "Bad", it will simply weed out the world's weakest pilots and make the movie Top Gun into real life

girls love rolling around in their sleep with long nails and waking up thinking every scratch on their body was caused by their dead grandma

#IAmNotALiberalBecause im proud of my greasy, orange ejaculate

someone please send me the recording of orson welles reading off that big list of "you might be a redneck" jokes., i need it beofre 11 PM

(hearing the first recorded sound from 1860, a pivotal technological milestone) This guy sounds like shit. Mostly his voice sounds like shit

i see this well has run dry. time to saddle up and mosey along #TheProcess http://t.co/jwCXvyIsqQ

"i nutted in my wife x amount of times and shes still not pregnant" humor is not funny no matter what the number is. even if its like 100000

might come up with a "Safe word" system to employ if thhe boys in the chat go too hard while commenting on my lunch pics

im the ceo and if you show up to my work with little pieces of poop on your tie YOU ARE OUTTA HERE !!

DO NOT BE MAD AT ME !! PLEASE! PLEASE

if you see me dragging a compass through the sand, i'm conducting Market Analysis and must not be distracted

it may not be necessary for me to reply to every post on my feed with "I Agree" ,b but it is appreciated and nice, and I will never stop

there is too much of Lies...

folks let me tell you about the content platform known as "itunes". its so poorly conceived its even got nasas top men scratchin their heads

Hats Off to the guy who digitally altered all the celebrities to make them look less sad #Oscars

used to be the only thing women had to jack off to was the movie" the Full monty." (1997) Now they can jack off to our posts

bringing the doctors note to game stop saying im allowed to buy as many games as i want and touch myown face if i want to

my korean fan-translation of the mclaughlin group has been CANCELLED due to STIGMATA onset by FUCKERS who kept asking about the RELEASE DATE

you turn on the tv on to one of the hipster channels and theyre saying we need to start pooping in bags now. i will never poop in a bag

"the human brain is simply just a computer. And not a journalist alive will tell you this." - the Dril account

the only A+ i ever got was from that time in art class when i drew venus & serena willaims clobbering the. shit out of me with their rackets

my entry on maddox.com's despicable "Faggotpedia" claims that I believe im a yoshi in real life. This is false. Im actually an archyoshi

my dick looks like a dissected frog #JESUSISKING

Join us for "Goodbye Cathy: 34 Years Of Laughs", located in Pittsburgh's famous Motel 6 Rumpus Room, the event will conclude with my suicide

its true. my father owned slaves in the 1980s but he has since apologized & been forgiven with love and support. he's a nice man now.

my gym teacher is outside my house right now screaming about how I owe him 20 pushups from 1973 and that my torso sucks

do the " Macarana "? Ha. No thanks

dragging my Pitty's and my Rotty's around in a stage coach . 11 pea brained loud mouths thrashing around for treats

sorry bartender. if i order the wrong beer the trolls will have a field day. lets play it safe. fiji water for me, with a Hint of pepsi

sick of guys like jared and storm roof getting themselves beat up in prison just so they can snag a trending topic on twitter

licking a cartoonishly large loollipop while unsuccessfully building a deck in my yard one-handed, saying "Fuck!" and "Shit!" occasionally

casually discarding styrofoam container filled with buffalo wing remnants into the passing stroller of a baby

waking up in a cold sweat and screaming about needing one million dollars, the amount of money made famous by Dr. Evil in austin powers 1 .

group of young woman: were going to take some "Selfie" portraits. care to join us? me [doing the face palm face now]: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!!!

the media wont shut their yaps about me http://t.co/wIg9bcz4

installing sneeze guards at old country buffet is tyranny and they make it far more difficult for me to vomit cigar grease all over the food

#the12daysofcontent thank s http://t.co/rk8uiieT7P

when twitter verifies shit like, oscar the grouch from seasme street, instead of my acct, i get so mad that i kick fucking holes in the wall

googles motto is "Dont be evil" ? What A load of Hooey that turned out to be. Follow my page if you want to check out my shit .

Wife says i should shit in the yard until the toilets fixed. Itll be ok if i cover myself in a tarp. But i want to shit in the broken toilet

welcome to smoker country

i would appreciate it if the words "unconscious hog" were removed from the daily post article about me , as i am no longer unconscious .

my garbage family is staging an intervention or something for me because i forgot what its called when people have a chin made out of hair

#replacemovienameswithbacon kevin bacon

TRied to sell some cool EbaumsWorld Merch to Wallstreet Protesters, was told to "Fuck Off" by probable agent provocateur; Im Sad and Fearful

all the denim on earth is made from the skin of an extinct race of DragonMen who talked on the phone, died at the age of 19 and had cool sex

beautiful e3 conference from the Police. THreatened to trap all crooks. Spinning handcuffs around. Elaborate boot play. No games to announce

before i Smoke, i want to read an article about if smoking is facing a crisis in which smokers are making smoking too much "About them"

i like to think if i was alive in the 1800s & saw a Minstrel Show id take the Rational approach. id say "This is simply the SNL of its time"

please wellcome Irony Cowbell to the world, my beautiful newborn daughter who will be named that forever

my ass looks like a fucking frankensteins ass

james bond hollers "Destroy Teen Asthma", bends over & does a line of coke off of a VHS tape that has "PUSS AND BOOTS BLUERAY" written on it

well yeah if you look at this Joe Pa thing from the whole "Rape Angle" it looks pretty skeevy, but remember that time he did good at sports?

Police of reddit, what is the funniest thing someone you are arresting has said? (self.askreddit)

people always talk down on the Zoo but if your'e a shitty animal like me it is a great place to network and be gawked at for zero pay

seeing the words "Farm Fresco" on a billboard and having to pull the fuck over from becoming Overstimulated

my entire face turns purple as i try to enjoy my cup of monday coffee while all my coworkers rush into my office to watch me fail once again

" If Will Smith slapped me I would call 911 " - Dril

in light of the slender man case id like to remind my followers that teens have also attempted murder in the name of digimon otis

please stop these posts saying im a "pimp". they are causing me trouble with family and police. i have never pimped in my life. im a mere ho

my wife has illegally divorced me for listening to thw "splish splash i was taking a bath" song too much

I have a confession. THe leaking of six thursday nite rants on monday was a false flag operation designed to kill The Thursday Nite Rant.

indeed, god is starting another great flood but this time he wants the ark filled with a shitload of monster and red bull instead of animals

i will never use the word "Doubloon" to describe a coin

I shoudl not be expected to put my knee on the ground to propose to a woman, the same ground where the animals shit,

WHAT DO WE WANT "Memes" WHEN DO WE WANT IT "Instead of regular jokes"

i've been spending the last 7 years of my life making a romhack of super mario rpg where everyone is pregnant. i expect to make $100 from it

do not "Like brigade" me

got one of th ose steering wheels you control with your mouth so i can dual wield on the road. top secret technology for friends of police,

retiring into the portable dog kennel i live in and shutting the tiny gate to keep the shit heads out

they should make a wiki feet for peoples lunch pics

there was once a man‚Äî beloved & cherished by all... until he was unfairly chased away, by the dip shit brigade. and that man was named "Me".

JOE PATERNO IS A LEGEND. THE MOMENT HE WAS BURIED HE IMMEDIATELY GOT 2 WORK FILLING HIS COFFIN WITH PISS, SHIT, & CUM. HES JACKIN OF. #WeAre