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my name is "Pruce" now. tell every one you know that my name is now pruce
it is so hard folks, to maintain my world famous Post- Racial Outlook, when the damn gas prices refuse to stay down tto a reasonable level,
now youve done it, teens. the official mr bean account is closing because you all kept calling him dad
nobody told me that" doing donuts" was some car technique. up until now i thought that it was just another way to say you're eating donuts
pleae check this out: Hostler Magazine
please enter the wooded area behind hardee`s when you are ready to be lectured about using corn cob holders by a fervently diapered imbecile
mint wine
girls love having last names like "Witherspoon"
its time to face facts. our teens just arent creating any jobs. they have failed our nation
some of my friends on here are "CLASSIC STYLE" hucksters who'd scam their own mothers for a quick buck. And you all Love them & follow them..
they need to put nets up in the baseball fields to catch all the homers. youre wasting so many good baseballs and it makes me sick
good teamrwork. thanks http://t.co/oatu1lOT
i was about to invent a joke about how people Stay using their car horns too much, but then i remembered that COMEDY DIED , due to HATERS !!
am i correct in assuming that everyone is happy about prisons not being private anymore because now we get to see the inmates dick and asses
some say if you show your ass to the hell mirror you will feel the icy finger of the reaper touch the back of your bals
sometimes i wonder what this place would be like if i wasnt around to call bull shit on all the jokers... probably the 9/11 crater but worse
cadmium? i drink cadimum all the time. perfectly natural. maybe those 100000 children died because theyre too dumb to deserve shrek glasses
taking the high road and waiting until after the election to call tekken chauncey a "HO"
dogs love barking at me like 1000ft from their house. what are you a land surveyor. you don't know what a property line is bitch shutup
I hear theyre inventing a Play Station with the Gamer in mind...
Dan Fouts: The waterboy just needed some water! Brent Musburger: Wow Dan, did you come up with that all by yourself? #WaterboyWedesnday
Im told that it's wrong to think that Mickey mouse would have 1 million dollars if he was a real person. Im told my beliefs are trash
horny, distressed man causes local planetarium to collapse
(bowed head solemnly rises from deep thought) Intellidgence is the strength of wisdom
You will never have sex, Dr. Pussy. We've all tried. Its impossible . Step down from your gilded twoer. Accept your station or perish.
thanks for banning mme for having the username "WTCPuncher" , even though I registered that name before hte towers blew up in a car accident
my ass cheeks look like brains and my brain looks like an ass cheek
TEARING THE MONA LISA FROM ITS CANVAS AND USING IT 2 CENSOR MY BIG BARE ASS AS I BUMBLE MY WAY OUT OF THE LOUVRE WITH GUARDS SCREAMING AT ME
The Vagina Monologues, But For Gamers
now the 5s on the other hand. the ironclad Top influencers. you know these guys wouldnt be caught dead with an ass thats less than pristine
SOup is not lunch. Soup is a condiment
asking my financial advisor how to "Bet against america" after seeing someone get mad at someone else for doing it
i want to see james bond do steampuck, i want to see bat man do steampuck, i want to see spider man do steampuck, and thats the bottomline.
#The12DaysOfContent theyre back boys. the good posts i used to make when iw as an Indie account. the Classics series, http://t.co/7UWkZAnEu9
look at what youve done. you messed around and you turned the beetle bailey wiki into shit
#ObamasPresidencyInTwoWords IN1993OBAMAWASWITNESSEDCARVING ALCHEMYGLYPHSINTOAPUBLICBENCH
fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this
im getting my rat tail chrome plated in 2015
#WENDYSHOAX
horse d'oeuvres #barnyardsnack #tcot #agony
the way i see it, people who come on here and submit content that is not up to par, could possibly be considered the "Villains" of this site
inventing the Vertical Sandwich, that you can eat hands free, like a ffucking dog
Who Ever Left Their Pear Here. Come Get Your Pear http://t.co/6JIgZKrxYS
portrait of mew two with pubic hair removed from the digimon otis estate
what th the bope use "google glass" #retweetthisifYouragirl
waiting the customary 20 minutes after someone in the group dm says one of their pets died before posting a picture of sponge bob Nutting
SO I WAS SAYING, IF IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO BAPTIZE HUMAN INFANTS, WHY NOT JEANS
they will kick my ass for saying it. they will take my career and my livelihood away from me. but "Wine" , is better than, "The News"
if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
Theres a guy standing outside lennys pastrami shop. Says hes going to goon your ass
someone please fucking come to my house and inspect my gums for any sort of discoloration and leave withotu speaking to me
yeah , just take this big metal trash can ive strapped to my dick off and just spray piss everywhere. just take it off. great idea fuck face
im absolutely the only mother fucker on here dumb enough to get publicly whipped for posting NFT bullshit while also making $0 off of them
Donald Fump. Poop fuck
whats the fucking point of even achieving muslim knighthood if i cant wear the ceremonial headdress to Jail #BULLSHIT #CRAMITBUSTER #HELPME
another Twisted observation‚ÄîWhere the fuck does cinnamon come from. it just appears on food sometimes. Do people buy it at the store or what
Time and time Again. People on here Fuck me over and ruin my life. simply for starting the Dialouge
http://tinyurl.com/4mtlzdt thuis is my dick, i am posting this to come to terms with my self, this is therapeutic and good for me. #courage
(vomits while dioing pushups at the gym and resists every attempt from professional trainers to stop me from continuing)
please pray for the safety and health of my beautiful child, supreme leader kim jong-un
gamers help the world , and are helping the world, more than normal people
http://t.co/E2xH8t4O http://t.co/eESRTyJz http://t.co/UN2fyxZJ your pre-election piss links
my massive shoulder span constantly prevents my tiny ,malnourished ass from absorbing sunlight. my body is essentially at war with its self
CONTEMPTUOUS NIGHTMARE: (blowing farts w/ mouth) ME: Sir! I demand your opinion regarding Organized Gender's influence on corn prices. SIR!!
IGN: "octomom caught Gaming" Gawker: "octomom is a gamer and i want to smooch her" TMZ: "ocotomom GAMES? hhuUWHAAT??" Wired: "octomom game"
if my followers want me to become a guy who says shit like "tarnation" aand "Dag nabbit" i will do it. i will please them at any cost
fucked up my hand while trying to pry open a jar of cherries with a Shuriken
if i cant embed this video of me throwing fireworks at a stump into my dating profile then i might as well just cut my dick off
enjoying some prestige Wi-Fi in my car at the car wash
yoyu dont choose to be retweeted.. it choose's you
children.. toddlers.. babies..they all got one thing in common. they all truly believe they can kick my ass. but they are Fundamentally Weak
people are giving and receiving Respect at incredible speeds ... and it is all thanks to the humble computer chip
the Clitoral pussy
http://t.co/iNSY7WFx great. dale hates me now. fuck this website
im the man who got banned from the gym for trying to bring a mattress inside, and i have gotten significantly weaker since the incident
my favorite part of the classic 16 tons song is when he threatens to kill me and beat the shit out of me for no reason in the middle of it
if i win that wendy's contest i will do the right thing and choose to set dick vitale free
http://cornbird.com/ useles
lets ACTUAlly shove atheism down christians throats. cram godless voids into their mouths which nullify the Prayers of their digestive tract
my dog approaches me, rolls over on its back, and i vomit all over its stomach. undoing 9 years of trust with this animal
if i had the technical expertise to make "rage comics", i would do one about the cop who caught me trying to take my computer into the sewer
i will not build a single snow man... until i respect , all of the real men, first
i give my guinie pigs "HEROIN" it CALMS them DOWN
what's that bitch?? you say twitter is a "vacuous cesspool of lackadaisical platitudism"? yeah, i can make up words too: blublubludgyuhgh
BUSTING THROUGHG THE WALL OF KFC WHILE RUNNING ON TOP OF A GIANT ROLLING BARREL LABELLED "BEAK WASTE" , OVER THE HORIZON, GONE FOREVER
this is the room where i simulate combat scenarios by performing wrestling moves and crowd control techs on 22 girl mannequins. the gauntlet
(shrieking at phone) what do u mean my motehr fucking ken bone NFT is "GONE"? this is IMPOSSIBLE!! i need it to access the MetGala Beer ROom
i walked in on two cops touching each other's badges in the unisex bathroom at saladworks and got a coupon from complaining about the ordeal
i hop the world cup isnt painted with cadmium unlike some other cups that will remain nameless.
the next step in human evolution is to cover your body in Rage Face tattoos and point to them instead of displaying emotions the normal way
terriffic news lads. i invented my own ebola virus by lying face down on my rancid carpet 11 hours a day
you can down vote me but Im god damn right
BREAKING: Man builds awesome face out of legos and is given key to governors mansion; while Shit Head Me eats moths in an abandoned hospital
i was going to release a new book by now but i delayed it instead so i could make it nice. Oh well !!!!!!! end my life if you must
me and thr boys taking massive amounts of heroin behind macaroni grill saying shit like "Uh yeah That just happened " every time we shoot up
imma misogynistic hopeless romantic whsoe tolerance for mainstream pdf readers can be described as " scant"
i hereby pledge henceforth to never piss on the floor of a public batrhoom. if youre "too cool" to care about this social issue then log off
so many Weird Twitter accts asking me to suck their dick in the dms. im njust like, yeah right bub. you havent even retweeted me since 2013.
absolute bastard . of all the fingers you couldve given me, it had to be the middle one
handing print outs of my most beloved arliss (arli$$) quotes to trick or treaters

my name is "Pruce" now. tell every one you know that my name is now pruce

it is so hard folks, to maintain my world famous Post- Racial Outlook, when the damn gas prices refuse to stay down tto a reasonable level,

now youve done it, teens. the official mr bean account is closing because you all kept calling him dad

nobody told me that" doing donuts" was some car technique. up until now i thought that it was just another way to say you're eating donuts

pleae check this out: Hostler Magazine

please enter the wooded area behind hardee`s when you are ready to be lectured about using corn cob holders by a fervently diapered imbecile

mint wine

girls love having last names like "Witherspoon"

its time to face facts. our teens just arent creating any jobs. they have failed our nation

some of my friends on here are "CLASSIC STYLE" hucksters who'd scam their own mothers for a quick buck. And you all Love them & follow them..

they need to put nets up in the baseball fields to catch all the homers. youre wasting so many good baseballs and it makes me sick

good teamrwork. thanks http://t.co/oatu1lOT

i was about to invent a joke about how people Stay using their car horns too much, but then i remembered that COMEDY DIED , due to HATERS !!

am i correct in assuming that everyone is happy about prisons not being private anymore because now we get to see the inmates dick and asses

some say if you show your ass to the hell mirror you will feel the icy finger of the reaper touch the back of your bals

sometimes i wonder what this place would be like if i wasnt around to call bull shit on all the jokers... probably the 9/11 crater but worse

cadmium? i drink cadimum all the time. perfectly natural. maybe those 100000 children died because theyre too dumb to deserve shrek glasses

taking the high road and waiting until after the election to call tekken chauncey a "HO"

dogs love barking at me like 1000ft from their house. what are you a land surveyor. you don't know what a property line is bitch shutup

I hear theyre inventing a Play Station with the Gamer in mind...

Dan Fouts: The waterboy just needed some water! Brent Musburger: Wow Dan, did you come up with that all by yourself? #WaterboyWedesnday

Im told that it's wrong to think that Mickey mouse would have 1 million dollars if he was a real person. Im told my beliefs are trash

horny, distressed man causes local planetarium to collapse

(bowed head solemnly rises from deep thought) Intellidgence is the strength of wisdom

You will never have sex, Dr. Pussy. We've all tried. Its impossible . Step down from your gilded twoer. Accept your station or perish.

thanks for banning mme for having the username "WTCPuncher" , even though I registered that name before hte towers blew up in a car accident

my ass cheeks look like brains and my brain looks like an ass cheek

TEARING THE MONA LISA FROM ITS CANVAS AND USING IT 2 CENSOR MY BIG BARE ASS AS I BUMBLE MY WAY OUT OF THE LOUVRE WITH GUARDS SCREAMING AT ME

The Vagina Monologues, But For Gamers

now the 5s on the other hand. the ironclad Top influencers. you know these guys wouldnt be caught dead with an ass thats less than pristine

SOup is not lunch. Soup is a condiment

asking my financial advisor how to "Bet against america" after seeing someone get mad at someone else for doing it

i want to see james bond do steampuck, i want to see bat man do steampuck, i want to see spider man do steampuck, and thats the bottomline.

#The12DaysOfContent theyre back boys. the good posts i used to make when iw as an Indie account. the Classics series, http://t.co/7UWkZAnEu9

look at what youve done. you messed around and you turned the beetle bailey wiki into shit

#ObamasPresidencyInTwoWords IN1993OBAMAWASWITNESSEDCARVING ALCHEMYGLYPHSINTOAPUBLICBENCH

fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this

im getting my rat tail chrome plated in 2015

#WENDYSHOAX

horse d'oeuvres #barnyardsnack #tcot #agony

the way i see it, people who come on here and submit content that is not up to par, could possibly be considered the "Villains" of this site

inventing the Vertical Sandwich, that you can eat hands free, like a ffucking dog

Who Ever Left Their Pear Here. Come Get Your Pear http://t.co/6JIgZKrxYS

portrait of mew two with pubic hair removed from the digimon otis estate

what th the bope use "google glass" #retweetthisifYouragirl

waiting the customary 20 minutes after someone in the group dm says one of their pets died before posting a picture of sponge bob Nutting

SO I WAS SAYING, IF IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO BAPTIZE HUMAN INFANTS, WHY NOT JEANS

they will kick my ass for saying it. they will take my career and my livelihood away from me. but "Wine" , is better than, "The News"

if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war

Theres a guy standing outside lennys pastrami shop. Says hes going to goon your ass

someone please fucking come to my house and inspect my gums for any sort of discoloration and leave withotu speaking to me

yeah , just take this big metal trash can ive strapped to my dick off and just spray piss everywhere. just take it off. great idea fuck face

im absolutely the only mother fucker on here dumb enough to get publicly whipped for posting NFT bullshit while also making $0 off of them

Donald Fump. Poop fuck

whats the fucking point of even achieving muslim knighthood if i cant wear the ceremonial headdress to Jail #BULLSHIT #CRAMITBUSTER #HELPME

another Twisted observation‚ÄîWhere the fuck does cinnamon come from. it just appears on food sometimes. Do people buy it at the store or what

Time and time Again. People on here Fuck me over and ruin my life. simply for starting the Dialouge

http://tinyurl.com/4mtlzdt thuis is my dick, i am posting this to come to terms with my self, this is therapeutic and good for me. #courage

(vomits while dioing pushups at the gym and resists every attempt from professional trainers to stop me from continuing)

please pray for the safety and health of my beautiful child, supreme leader kim jong-un

gamers help the world , and are helping the world, more than normal people

http://t.co/E2xH8t4O http://t.co/eESRTyJz http://t.co/UN2fyxZJ your pre-election piss links

my massive shoulder span constantly prevents my tiny ,malnourished ass from absorbing sunlight. my body is essentially at war with its self

CONTEMPTUOUS NIGHTMARE: (blowing farts w/ mouth) ME: Sir! I demand your opinion regarding Organized Gender's influence on corn prices. SIR!!

IGN: "octomom caught Gaming" Gawker: "octomom is a gamer and i want to smooch her" TMZ: "ocotomom GAMES? hhuUWHAAT??" Wired: "octomom game"

if my followers want me to become a guy who says shit like "tarnation" aand "Dag nabbit" i will do it. i will please them at any cost

fucked up my hand while trying to pry open a jar of cherries with a Shuriken

if i cant embed this video of me throwing fireworks at a stump into my dating profile then i might as well just cut my dick off

enjoying some prestige Wi-Fi in my car at the car wash

yoyu dont choose to be retweeted.. it choose's you

children.. toddlers.. babies..they all got one thing in common. they all truly believe they can kick my ass. but they are Fundamentally Weak

people are giving and receiving Respect at incredible speeds ... and it is all thanks to the humble computer chip

the Clitoral pussy

http://t.co/iNSY7WFx great. dale hates me now. fuck this website

im the man who got banned from the gym for trying to bring a mattress inside, and i have gotten significantly weaker since the incident

my favorite part of the classic 16 tons song is when he threatens to kill me and beat the shit out of me for no reason in the middle of it

if i win that wendy's contest i will do the right thing and choose to set dick vitale free

http://cornbird.com/ useles

lets ACTUAlly shove atheism down christians throats. cram godless voids into their mouths which nullify the Prayers of their digestive tract

my dog approaches me, rolls over on its back, and i vomit all over its stomach. undoing 9 years of trust with this animal

if i had the technical expertise to make "rage comics", i would do one about the cop who caught me trying to take my computer into the sewer

i will not build a single snow man... until i respect , all of the real men, first

i give my guinie pigs "HEROIN" it CALMS them DOWN

what's that bitch?? you say twitter is a "vacuous cesspool of lackadaisical platitudism"? yeah, i can make up words too: blublubludgyuhgh

BUSTING THROUGHG THE WALL OF KFC WHILE RUNNING ON TOP OF A GIANT ROLLING BARREL LABELLED "BEAK WASTE" , OVER THE HORIZON, GONE FOREVER

this is the room where i simulate combat scenarios by performing wrestling moves and crowd control techs on 22 girl mannequins. the gauntlet

(shrieking at phone) what do u mean my motehr fucking ken bone NFT is "GONE"? this is IMPOSSIBLE!! i need it to access the MetGala Beer ROom

i walked in on two cops touching each other's badges in the unisex bathroom at saladworks and got a coupon from complaining about the ordeal

i hop the world cup isnt painted with cadmium unlike some other cups that will remain nameless.

the next step in human evolution is to cover your body in Rage Face tattoos and point to them instead of displaying emotions the normal way

terriffic news lads. i invented my own ebola virus by lying face down on my rancid carpet 11 hours a day

you can down vote me but Im god damn right

BREAKING: Man builds awesome face out of legos and is given key to governors mansion; while Shit Head Me eats moths in an abandoned hospital

i was going to release a new book by now but i delayed it instead so i could make it nice. Oh well !!!!!!! end my life if you must

me and thr boys taking massive amounts of heroin behind macaroni grill saying shit like "Uh yeah That just happened " every time we shoot up

imma misogynistic hopeless romantic whsoe tolerance for mainstream pdf readers can be described as " scant"

i hereby pledge henceforth to never piss on the floor of a public batrhoom. if youre "too cool" to care about this social issue then log off

so many Weird Twitter accts asking me to suck their dick in the dms. im njust like, yeah right bub. you havent even retweeted me since 2013.

absolute bastard . of all the fingers you couldve given me, it had to be the middle one

handing print outs of my most beloved arliss (arli$$) quotes to trick or treaters