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When the beautician was asked to complete her make - up work she blushed .
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As usual , the chief meteorologist blustered his way through the staff meeting .
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As you sow , so you reap .
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OLD BUTCHERS never die , they just get disjointed .
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If you miss a class at beauty school you'll need a makeup session .
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My name is Bud . I'm in flowers .
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The musician in jail was anxiously awaiting his next release .
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The man addicted to brake fluid said he could stop any time .
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OLD WATCHMAKERS never die , they just wind down .
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There's many a slip'twixt cup and lip .
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OLD HACKERS never die , they just go to bits
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" I've got to stop this motor , " Tom choked .
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Reckless youth makes rueful age .
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Do unto others as you would have them do unto you .
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Even the best bird dog is only good to a point .
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OLD HELICOPTER PILOTS never die , they just lose their choppers .
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The cat took up computer lessons in hopes of mastering its grip on a mouse .
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Packing up and relocating to a new home can be a moving experience .
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Love is like war , Easy to start , Hard to end , Impossible to forget .
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If you can't beat them , join them .
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Pick Pockets 50 % Climb Walls 75 % Steal Tagline 99 %
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The earless defendant waived his hearing .
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A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago . . . .
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Be careful what you wish for , you just might get it .
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The hotel chef was noted for his tomfoolery and his capers .
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Sea captains have a lot of latitude .
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OLD LIBRARIANS never die , they just lose their circulation .
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Scientists allow us to see the sun in a different light .
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Proverbs run in pairs .
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Dentists have the same old grind day after day .
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The star asked the sun why the moon was always up so late . Sun responded that it was just a phase .
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Erasable pens were a good idea on paper .
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If you do research in optics you will have to do some light reading .
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My name is Oscar , and I'm a movie star .
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For fast relief take two tablets . The ten commandments
hom_1656
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I could not pull out of my parking space , so I used my back up plan .
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Where there are many chickens you can find layers of eggs .
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A cow that is pampered too much will give spoiled milk .
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When Irish boys carry their little brothers , they get a Pat on the back .
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He died leaving 100 clocks . His son is winding up the estate .
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He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it .
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The man who dies with the most toys is still dead .
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OLD WATCHMAKERS never die , they just unwind .
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Shit or get off the pot .
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Did you hear about the pilot who always had work ? He was great at landing a job .
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Do you have any parting words ? - How about comb and brush ?
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Windows isn't crippleware : it's " Functionally Challenged "
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Network management is like trying to herd cats . . .
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Confidence is important ; the computer can sense fear .
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Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest .
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When crazy glue was invented lots of people became attached to it .
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It's a good horse that never stumbles .
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There's no place like home .
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By perseverance the snail reached the arc .
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When the wheel was invented , it caused a revolution .
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" It's twelve noon , " Tom chimed in .
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The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work .
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Beats me why anyone would want to be a masochist .
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Long absent , soon forgotten .
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OLD CARDIOLOGISTS never die , they just lose heart .
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A friend is best found in adversity .
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After he invented the light bulb , people saw Edison in a new light .
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Don't try to reinvent the wheel .
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Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of woman scorned !
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OLD ELECTRICIANS never die , they just lose their spark .
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The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card .
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I wanted to exercise last night but it just didn't work out .
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What's another word for Thesaurus ?
hom_1689
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Some people with a lot of vision started the Blind Institute .
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Everyone's fuming over the high cost of gas .
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She told me the drink was non - alcoholic , but where was the proof ?
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During a tennis match one player gave the other a backhanded compliment .
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Time will tell .
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He auditioned for a part as a trumpet player but he blew it .
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Most males in a men's room are stand - up guys .
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A girl and her boyfriend went to a party as a barcode . They were an item .
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There was an eye doctor who wanted to re - locate but couldn't find a job because he didn't have enough contacts .
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She was only a Fireman's daughter , but she's really going to blazes .
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My name is Frank , the Hot - Dog vendor
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Last week I was diagnosed with insomnia , and now I'm just so tired of it .
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Musical composers can use lots of Note paper .
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Small people are in short supply .
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Burning too much incense in a rented room could make the owner incensed .
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For a fish , the end of a barbed hook is the " point " of no return .
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Drumming is not the way to catch a hare .
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day . Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime .
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Two silk worms had a race . They ended up in a tie .
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Semaphore was flagged away as a form of communication decades ago .
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A will is a relative thing .
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Home is where the heart is .
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OLD BEEKEEPERS never die they just buzz off .
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I'd tell you a joke about a cow but I always butcher it .
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There's a new magnetic steam iron that makes your clothes attractive .
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OLD CASHIERS never die , they just change .
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The police auction was a complete bust .
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Joan is as good as my lady in the dark .
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The incontinent Scotsman had a wee accident .
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Be reasonable . . . . . do it my way .
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My dog has a lot of potential , you just have to unleash it .
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To some - marriage is a word . . . to others - a sentence .