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hom_1821 | 1 | homographic | He lit the arrow head because he wanted to fire it . |
hom_1822 | 1 | homographic | " Don't add too much water , " said Tom with great concentration . |
hom_1823 | 1 | homographic | OLD CHAUFFEURS never die they just lose their drive . |
hom_1824 | 1 | homographic | Some people still think that writing long stories is a novel idea . |
hom_1825 | 1 | homographic | Come huddle with us before the big game |
hom_1826 | 1 | homographic | She swallowed a peach seed and could feel it in the pit of her stomach . |
hom_1827 | 0 | homographic | WORK HARDER ! . . . Millions on Welfare depend on YOU ! |
hom_1828 | 1 | homographic | " I like modern painting , " said Tom abstractly . |
hom_1829 | 0 | homographic | Give him an inch and he'll take a yard . |
hom_1830 | 1 | homographic | The price of the big fan blew me away . |
hom_1831 | 1 | homographic | OLD HOUSEWIVES never die , they just wash away . |
hom_1832 | 1 | homographic | The Biomedical Engineer didn't have the heart to check the EKG machine . |
hom_1833 | 1 | homographic | My stuffing was bad , so I got some sage advice . |
hom_1834 | 1 | homographic | Morticians make you feel dead gorgeous . |
hom_1835 | 1 | homographic | The janitor's union called for sweeping reforms . |
hom_1836 | 1 | homographic | He folded and straightened the money because he wanted a tidy sum . |
hom_1837 | 1 | homographic | The boy had never played basketball before so he decided to give it a shot . |
hom_1838 | 1 | homographic | She was only an Apple - grower's daughter but the men said she was delicious . |
hom_1839 | 0 | homographic | Double your hard disk space : DELETE WINDOWS ! |
hom_1840 | 1 | homographic | The hostage said he couldn't stay on the phone long because he was tied up at the moment . |
hom_1841 | 1 | homographic | Bring your spirtual Marshmellows , our pastor is on fire ! |
hom_1842 | 0 | homographic | Give credit where credit is due . |
hom_1843 | 1 | homographic | I tried to look up impotence on the Internet but nothing came up . |
hom_1844 | 1 | homographic | The agreeable tennis umpire was generous to a fault . |
hom_1845 | 0 | homographic | This tagline no verb . |
hom_1846 | 1 | homographic | " I like ragged margins , " said Tom without justification . |
hom_1847 | 0 | homographic | Don't open the darkroom door ; it lets all the dark out . |
hom_1848 | 1 | homographic | Old photographers never die , they're just out of the picture for a while . |
hom_1849 | 1 | homographic | Arguments about the weather will eventually blow over . |
hom_1850 | 1 | homographic | " I don't work here on a regular basis , " said Tom casually . |
hom_1851 | 1 | homographic | OLD FROGS never die , but they do croak . |
hom_1852 | 1 | homographic | What are you taking pictures of ? Tom snapped . |
hom_1853 | 1 | homographic | Endorsement by an olympic swimmer caused a company's profits to dive . |
hom_1854 | 1 | homographic | The cannibal passed his brother in the woods . |
hom_1855 | 1 | homographic | Freud could barely repress his excitement . |
hom_1856 | 1 | homographic | My word is final ! Tom dictated to his secretary . |
hom_1857 | 1 | homographic | It's no wonder that some baseball players have lots of money - often even many of the bases are loaded . |
hom_1858 | 1 | homographic | Good police officers never miss a beat . |
hom_1859 | 1 | homographic | To save money for the company he cut all the electricity . They were soon in the black . |
hom_1860 | 1 | homographic | I try wearing tight jeans , but I can never pull it off . |
hom_1861 | 1 | homographic | At first I hated my haircut , but now it's growing on me . |
hom_1862 | 1 | homographic | What did the minister say to the underdressed layman ? " No shoes , no shirt , no service " |
hom_1863 | 1 | homographic | A sports match was attended by many scores . |
hom_1864 | 0 | homographic | You can't milk a bull . |
hom_1865 | 0 | homographic | It's not the money I want , it's the stuff . |
hom_1866 | 1 | homographic | Your very last breath will be a fatal blow . |
hom_1867 | 0 | homographic | A true friend does sometime venture to be offensive . |
hom_1868 | 1 | homographic | I'll corroborate that again , Tom reproved . |
hom_1869 | 0 | homographic | Why yes , I - do - work for a unit of the Illuminati . |
hom_1870 | 1 | homographic | I had an appointment with the chiropractor , but I backed out . |
hom_1871 | 1 | homographic | When the baby bird penned his first novel he was just a fledgling author . |
hom_1872 | 1 | homographic | Artificial knees and elbows were developed during a joint project . |
hom_1873 | 1 | homographic | I always believed my body was a prison for me . I was right , in biology I learnt they were made of cells . |
hom_1874 | 0 | homographic | Sow thin , shear thin . |
hom_1875 | 1 | homographic | I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point . |
hom_1876 | 1 | homographic | OLD BASEBALLS never die they just get pitched . |
hom_1877 | 1 | homographic | The baseball pitcher's retirement was at the end of a wonderful ERA . |
hom_1878 | 1 | homographic | The boy who got electrocuted was unable to give a statement because he was still shocked at the incident . |
hom_1879 | 1 | homographic | She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun . |
hom_1880 | 1 | homographic | The case against a donut thief was full of holes . |
hom_1881 | 0 | homographic | Sheesh ! You start havin'fun , and they send the lawyers ! |
hom_1882 | 0 | homographic | He that can have patience can have what he will . |
hom_1883 | 1 | homographic | The duck said to the bartender ,'put it on my bill . ' |
hom_1884 | 1 | homographic | While having a hard time water - skiing , the boy commented ,'This is such a drag . ' |
hom_1885 | 1 | homographic | When the artist tried to draw a cube he had a mental block . |
hom_1886 | 1 | homographic | When the air conditioning failed in the indoor stadium there was a fan protest . |
hom_1887 | 1 | homographic | OLD WOOL COATS never die , they just become mothballed . |
hom_1888 | 1 | homographic | The runaway beer truck barrelled down the freeway after its driver was mugged . |
hom_1889 | 0 | homographic | All true wisdom is found on T - shirts . - - And in taglines . |
hom_1890 | 0 | homographic | If it's too good to be true , then it probably is . |
hom_1891 | 1 | homographic | Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetic personality . |
hom_1892 | 1 | homographic | A group of physicists is called a nucleus . |
hom_1893 | 0 | homographic | Why do we have training bras ? What can we teach them ? |
hom_1894 | 1 | homographic | A book called'Current Trends in Wiring your House'turned out to be a shocking failure . |
hom_1895 | 0 | homographic | False friends are worse than open enemies . |
hom_1896 | 0 | homographic | Mason - Dixon Line n . Separates y'all from youse guys |
hom_1897 | 0 | homographic | Last night sex was so good the neighbors lit cigarettes . |
hom_1898 | 0 | homographic | Manners maketh the man . |
hom_1899 | 0 | homographic | A word spoken is past recalling . |
hom_1900 | 0 | homographic | You have the right to remain silent . . . . USE IT ! |
hom_1901 | 0 | homographic | Fools and their money become popular quickly . |
hom_1902 | 0 | homographic | The apple never falls far from the tree . |
hom_1903 | 1 | homographic | A hangman will always keep you in the loop . |
hom_1904 | 0 | homographic | We're all sitting in the same boat : I fish , you row . |
hom_1905 | 1 | homographic | " I find you guilty , " said the judge with conviction . |
hom_1906 | 1 | homographic | OLD YACHTSMEN never die , they just keel over . |
hom_1907 | 1 | homographic | She was only a Lighthouse keeper's daughter , but she never went out at night |
hom_1908 | 0 | homographic | Admiration is the daughter of ignorance . |
hom_1909 | 0 | homographic | You are confused ; but this is your normal state . |
hom_1910 | 0 | homographic | Live by the sword , die by the sword . |
hom_1911 | 0 | homographic | User : The hardest - to - setup PC peripheral you can buy . |
hom_1912 | 1 | homographic | " I will now demonstrate how to dissect a sheep , " delivered Tom . |
hom_1913 | 1 | homographic | You have to fill out many government forms because there are many forms of government . |
hom_1914 | 0 | homographic | Bush says " No new taxes ! " , Clinton says , " No , NEW taxes ! " |
hom_1915 | 1 | homographic | The fertiliser business is a growing industry . |
hom_1916 | 0 | homographic | Poverty is the reward of idleness . |
hom_1917 | 1 | homographic | OLD SHEET ROCKERS (dry wallers) never die , they just hang around . |
hom_1918 | 1 | homographic | I tried to learn how to drive a stick shift but couldn't locate the manual . |
hom_1919 | 0 | homographic | Took an hour to bury the cat . Silly thing kept moving . . . |
hom_1920 | 1 | homographic | When poker players have to fold they feel a bit discarded . |