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airplane | Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable grueling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly. | 24103 |
airplane ii: the sequel | I'm gonna go get Ted, just don't fall apart on me now! | 25859 |
aladdin | We just keep running into each other, don't we, street rat? | 26418 |
aladdin | You know Al, I'm getting really - I don't think you're him. | 26727 |
aladdin | Oooooh, nice shot, Jafa- | 26840 |
aladdin | You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules. | 26467 |
aladdin | Who disturbs my slumber? | 26240 |
aladdin | Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorceror Jafar! | 26808 |
aladdin | Look at that, Abu. It's not everyday you see a horse with two rear ends. | 26294 |
aladdin | You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife. | 26733 |
aladdin | I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky. | 26314 |
ali | Don King talks black, lives white and thinks green. | 27572 |
ali | Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee His hands can't hit what his eyes can't see. | 26919 |
ali | What's my name? What's my name, motherfucker! | 27289 |
ali | I ain't draft dodging. I ain't burning no flag. I ain't running to Canada. I'm staying right here. You want to send me to jail? Fine, you go right ahead. I've been in jail for 400 years. I could be there for 4 or 5 more, but I ain't going no 10,000 miles to help murder and kill other poor people. If I want to die, I'll die right here, right now, fightin' you, if I want to die. You my enemy, not no Chinese, no Vietcong, no Japanese. You my opposer when I want freedom. You my opposer when I want justice. You my opposer when I want equality. Want me to go somewhere and fight for you? You won't even stand up for me right here in America, for my rights and my religious beliefs. You won't even stand up for my right here at home. | 27281 |
ali | I'm the only normal one left around here. I'm a black Jew, I'm half drunk and I cant read. | 27208 |
ali | Ain't no Vietcong ever called me nigger. | 27257 |
ali | You look like the heavyweight champion of pimps. | 27402 |
ali | I'm gonna give 1000 dollars to the man who brings me Howard Cosell's toupee, dead or alive. | 27397 |
alien | I found it. Just short of Zeta II Reticuli. We haven't reached the Outer Rim yet. | 27813 |
alien | This is commercial towing vehicle Nostromo out of the Solomons, registration number 1-8-0-niner-2-4-6-0-niner. Calling Antarctica traffic control. Do you read me? Over. | 27808 |
alien nation | Your mother mates out of season. | 29626 |
alien nation | If the drug is here, we must destroy it! | 29848 |
alien nation | It is like your name... Sykes. I'm sure it doesn't bother you at all that it sounds like "ss'ai k'ss," two words in my language which mean "excrement" and "cranium." Shithead. | 29488 |
alien resurrection | Father's dead, asshole. Intruder on level one. All aliens, please proceed to level one. | 30658 |
alien resurrection | You are... a beautiful, beautiful, butterfly. | 30760 |
alien resurrection | She is severely fuckable, ain't she? | 30113 |
alien resurrection | Don't push me, little Call. You hang with us for a while, you'll find out I am not the man with whom to fuck! | 30086 |
alien resurrection | Don't ever touch me! Ever! | 30663 |
alien resurrection | You're a thing, a construct. They grew you in a fucking lab. | 30187 |
alien resurrection | My mommy always said there were no monsters. No real ones. But there are. | 29965 |
alien resurrection | Hey Christie, do me a favour. When we hit the surface on the other side, no backstroke, okay! | 30525 |
aliens | We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly. | 32629 |
aliens | Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal! | 32604 |
aliens | In nineteen minutes, this area's gonna be a cloud of vapor the size of Nebraska. | 32871 |
aliens | You always were an asshole, Gorman! | 32849 |
aliens | Maybe we got 'em demoralized. | 32747 |
aliens | Outstanding. Now all we need is a deck of cards. | 32644 |
aliens | You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage. | 32792 |
aliens | Hey, Hicks. Man, you look just like I feel. | 32315 |
aliens | Bio-readouts are all in the green, looks like she's alive. Well, there goes our salvage, guys. | 32184 |
aliens | "Surgically removed before embryo implantation. Subject: Marachek, John J., died during the procedure." They killed him taking it off. | 32456 |
aliens | Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen! | 32502 |
aliens | I guess she don't like the cornbread, either. | 32346 |
aliens | Hudson, run a bypass. | 32420 |
all about eve | This beats all records for running, standing or jumping gall. | 33984 |
all about eve | What a story! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end. | 33050 |
all about eve | There never was, and there never will be, another like you. | 34182 |
all about eve | Peace and quiet is for libraries! | 33754 |
all about eve | Nice speech, Eve. But I wouldn't worry too much about your heart. You can always put that award where your heart ought to be. | 34257 |
all about eve | The bed looks like a dead animal act. | 33318 |
all about eve | That I should want you at all suddenly strikes me as the height of improbability. But that in itself is probably the reason: You're an improbable person, Eve, and so am I. We have that in common. Also our contempt for humanity and inability to love and be loved, insatiable ambition, and talent. We deserve each other. | 34231 |
all about eve | Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night! | 33476 |
all about eve | Too bad, we're gonna miss the third act. They're gonna play it offstage. | 33380 |
all about eve | Margo Channing is a star of the theater. She made her first stage appearance at the age of four in Midsummer Night's Dream. She played a fairy and entered, quite unexpectedly, stark naked. She has been a star ever since. Margo is a great star, a true star. She never was or will be anything less or anything else. | 32919 |
all about eve | Heaven help me. I love a psychotic! | 33069 |
all about eve | The atmosphere is very MacBeth-ish... what has, or is about to, happen? | 33472 |
all about eve | Where is Princess... fire and music? | 33632 |
all about eve | There are very few moments in life as good as this. Let's remember it. To each of us and all of us, never have we been more close, may we never be farther apart. | 33978 |
all about eve | Why do they always look like unhappy rabbits? | 33497 |
all about eve | I detest cheap sentiment. | 33784 |
all about eve | The minor awards, as you can see, have already been presented. Minor awards are for such as the writer and director, since their function is merely to construct a tower so that the world can applaud a light which flashes on top of it. And no brighter light has ever dazzled the eye than Eve Harrington. | 32912 |
all about eve | We all come into this world with our little egos equipped with individual horns. If we don't blow them, who else will? | 33855 |
all about eve | Don't cry. Just score it as an incomplete forward pass. | 33842 |
all about eve | Funny business, a woman's career - the things you drop on your way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. That's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted. And in the last analysis, nothing's any good unless you can look up just before dinner or turn around in bed, and there he is. Without that, you're not a woman. You're something with a French provincial office or a book full of clippings, but you're not a woman. Slow curtain, the end. | 33806 |
all about eve | Let the rest of the world beat their brains out for a buck. It's friends that count. And I got friends. | 33520 |
all about eve | We all have abnormalities in common. We're a breed apart from the rest of humanity, we theatre folk. We are the original displaced personalities. | 33338 |
all about eve | You're maudlin and full of self-pity. You're magnificent! | 33360 |
all about eve | Where were we going that night, Lloyd and I? Funny, the things you remember and the things you don't. | 33099 |
all about eve | Lloyd, honey, be a playwright with guts. Write me one about a nice normal woman who just shoots her husband. | 32971 |
all about eve | You're not much of a bargain, you know. You're conceited and thoughtless and messy. | 33161 |
all about eve | Real diamonds in a wig, the world we live in. | 33133 |
all about eve | You be the host. It's your party. Happy birthday, welcome home, and we who are about to die salute you. | 33373 |
all about eve | And you, I take it, are the Paderewski who plays his concerto on me, the piano? | 33671 |
all about eve | Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men. | 33574 |
all about eve | I'll never forget this night as long as I live, and I'll never forget you for making it possible. | 33098 |
all about eve | Those of you who do not read, attend the theater, listen to unsponsored radio programs, or know anything of the world in which you live, it is perhaps necessary to introduce myself. My name is Addison DeWitt. My native habitat is the theater. In it, I toil not, neither do I spin. I am a critic and commentator. I am essential to the theater. | 32914 |
all the king's men | It could have been - whole world - Willie Stark. | 36165 |
all the king's men | Anne, Burden's Landing is a place on the Moon. It isn't real. It doesn't exist. It's me pretending to live on what I earn. It's my mother trying to keep herself young and drinking herself old. It's you and Adam living in this house as though your father were still alive. It's an old man like the judge dreaming of the past. | 35277 |
all the king's men | Now, shut up! Shut up, all of you! Now listen to me, you hicks. Yeah, you're hicks too, and they fooled you a thousand times like they fooled me. But this time, I'm going to fool somebody. I'm going to stay in this race. I'm on my own and I'm out for blood. | 35446 |
all the king's men | I'm the hick they were gonna use to split the hick vote. But I'm standing right here now on my hind legs! Even a dog can learn to do that. Are you standing on your hind legs? Have you learned to do that yet? | 35449 |
all the king's men | They tried to ruin me, but they are ruined. They tried to ruin me because they didn't like what I have done. Do you like what I've done? | 36140 |
all the king's men | He'll ditch everybody in the whole world, because that's what Willie wants. Nobody in the world but him! | 35762 |
all the king's men | Remember, it is not I who have won, but you. Your will is my strength, and your need is my justice, and I shall live in your right and your will. And if any man tries to stop me from fulfilling that right and that will, I'll break him. I'll break him with my bare hands, for I have the strength of many. | 36141 |
all the king's men | I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote! | 35224 |
all the king's men | You throw money around like it was money. | 35524 |
all the king's men | You wanna know what my platform is? Here it is. I'm gonna soak the fat boys and spread it out thin. | 35481 |
all the president's men | Now hold it, hold it. We're about to accuse Haldeman, who only happens to be the second most important man in this country, of conducting a criminal conspiracy from inside the White House. It would be nice if we were right. | 37022 |
all the president's men | All non-denial denials. They doubt our ancestry, but they don't say the story isn't accurate. | 36780 |
all the president's men | Listen... I'm tired of your chickenshit games! I don't want hints... I need to know what you know. | 37071 |
almost famous | Please don't give him any more acid. | 37696 |
almost famous | Look at this: an entire generation of Cinderellas and there's no glass slipper. | 37223 |
almost famous | Adolescence is a marketing tool. | 37172 |
almost famous | I never said I was a golden god... or did I? | 38050 |
almost famous | When and where does this "real world" occur? | 37855 |
almost famous | We are not Groupies. Groupies sleep with rockstars because they want to be near someone famous. We are here because of the music, we inspire the music. We are Band Aids. | 37247 |
almost famous | She Changed everything. She was the one that said "No more sex. No more exploiting our bodies and hearts." Just blow-jobs, and that's it! | 37252 |
almost famous | Your looks have become a problem! | 37667 |
almost famous | You said we were going to go to Morocco. There is no Morocco. There's never been a Morocco. There's not even a Penny Lane. I don't even know your real name. | 37853 |
almost famous | Can you believe these new girls? None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak! | 38075 |