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american history x | Derek, what are you trying to prove? | 44074 |
american outlaws | You got big. I mean, you aged. What I mean is in a good way you got big and older. | 45848 |
american outlaws | Oh, look at that. The good lord is a bit shorter than I reckoned. | 46108 |
american outlaws | If you don't see it, then it's not real. | 46563 |
american outlaws | I say this is the last straw. I came back from the war, my farm was burned down, my cows was dead. And now my wife's run off with my cousin Jeb. That son of a bitch. He took my dog! | 45965 |
american outlaws | My professional opinion is that you've managed to piss off the wrong bunch of farm boys this time. | 46237 |
american outlaws | It's going to be a long spring. | 46314 |
american pie | I believe "shaved" is the expression. | 47295 |
american pie | No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid! | 46970 |
american pie | God... let this be it. | 47242 |
american pie | Now, do you know what a clitoris is? | 46996 |
american pie | I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady. | 46840 |
american pie | This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. | 47563 |
american pie | We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all. | 47078 |
american pie | You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us. | 46958 |
american psycho | Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open. | 49857 |
american psycho | I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking. | 49539 |
american psycho | If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you. | 49165 |
american psycho | I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. | 49329 |
american psycho | That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina. | 49524 |
american psycho | Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks. | 49051 |
american psycho | }: I'm not really hungry, I just need to have reservations somewhere. | 49864 |
american psycho | Don't touch the watch. | 49550 |
american psycho | I'm leaving. I've assessed the situation, and I'm going. | 49846 |
american psycho | I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave. | 49128 |
american psycho | Hey, I'm a child of divorce, gimme a break! | 49344 |
american psycho | Listen, you'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes. | 49502 |
american psycho | I have to return some videotapes. | 49850 |
american psycho | I'm fairly certain that Timothy Bryce and Evelyn are having an affair. Timothy is the only interesting person I know. I'm almost completely indifferent as to whether Evelyn knows I'm having an affair with Courtney Rawlinson, her closest friend. Courtney is almost perfect looking. She's usually operating on one or more psychiatric drugs; tonight I believe it's Xanax. More disturbing than the drug use, though, is the fact that she's engaged to Luis Carruthers, the biggest dufus in the business. | 49136 |
american psycho | Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut. | 49266 |
american psycho | There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there. | 49083 |
american psycho | Your compliment was sufficient, Luis. | 49263 |
american psycho | Not the face! You bitch! Not the fucking face, you piece of bitch trash! | 49823 |
american psycho | Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark! | 49294 |
american psycho | I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes. | 49842 |
american psycho | You're dating Luis, he's in Arizona. You're fucking me and we haven't made plans. What could you possibly be up to tonight? | 49191 |
american psycho | Get a god-damn job Al. | 49318 |
american psycho | You're not confused, are you? | 49625 |
american psycho | Hi, this is Paul Allen. I'm being called away to London for a few days. Meredith, I'll call you when I get back. Hasta la vista, baby. | 49386 |
american psycho | I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane? | 49351 |
american psycho | Pumpkin, you're dating an asshole. | 49201 |
american psycho | Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde. | 49530 |
american splendor | I think we should skip the whole courtship thing and just get married. | 50750 |
american splendor | We are going to get through this. I understand illness. I know how to handle these things. | 50971 |
american splendor | If you think reading comics about your life seems strange, try watching a play about it. God only knows how I'll feel when I see this movie. | 50812 |
american splendor | I consider myself a nerd. | 50774 |
an american werewolf in london | I'm going completely crazy. | 52324 |
an american werewolf in london | Can I have a piece of toast? | 52307 |
an american werewolf in london | These dumb ass kids. They never appreciate what you do for them. | 52125 |
an american werewolf in london | Beware the moon, David. | 52358 |
an american werewolf in london | How could there have been witnesses? It was so dark. We were running, and I fell and Jack went to help me up, and this thing came from nowhere. I don't know what they're talking about. | 52166 |
an american werewolf in london | Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare's French! | 52643 |
an american werewolf in london | Benjamin, have you ever been severely beaten about the face and neck? | 52478 |
an american werewolf in london | I didn't mean to call you a meat loaf, Jack! | 52488 |
an american werewolf in london | A naked American man stole my balloons. | 52572 |
an american werewolf in london | Sean, I think there are some hooligans in the park again. | 52499 |
an american werewolf in london | You scared me, you shithead! | 52071 |
an american werewolf in london | I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf! | 52421 |
an american werewolf in london | Shall I be forced to feed you, David? | 52226 |
an education | I don't want to lose my virginity to a piece of fruit. | 53527 |
an education | It doesn't have to be teaching. There's always the Civil Service. | 53688 |
an education | It's funny though, isn't it? All that poetry and all those songs, about something that lasts no time at all. | 53540 |
an education | Someone told me that in about 50 years, no one will speak Latin, probably. Not even Latin people. | 53594 |
an officer and a gentleman | Way to go, Paula! Way to go! | 54684 |
an officer and a gentleman | Casey Jones was a son of a bitch; Drove his train through a 30 foot ditch; Came on out with his dick in his hand; Said "Listen ladies, I'm a hell of a man!"; Went into town and lined up a hundred; Swore up and down he'd fuck every one; Fucked 98 'til his balls turned blue; Then he backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other two! | 54297 |
an officer and a gentleman | In every class, there's always one joker who thinks that he's smarter than me. In this class, that happens to be you. Isn't it, Mayonnaise? | 54290 |
an officer and a gentleman | Now this is my idea of an ass bandit. Wait till some of the local girls get a look at you, Scrotum Head. | 54021 |
analyze that | Look at the size of this trunk. You can put three bodies in there. | 55197 |
analyze that | I am grieving. It's a process. | 54771 |
analyze that | How did he know about the money? And how did he know that Tony Cisco got popped? We didn't find out about it till this morning. | 54687 |
analyze this | I am redefining weird on an hourly basis. | 56370 |
analyze this | I was Fredo? I don't think so. | 56709 |
analyze this | You know normally a patient wouldn't have a vat of Scotch during a session. | 56432 |
analyze this | Hey, why don't you look over that way before I bust you in your fuckin' head. | 56523 |
analyze this | Get a dictionary. Find out what this "closure" thing is. If that's what he's going to hit us with, I want to be ready. | 56587 |
analyze this | I'd like to see a movie, but it's nothing but this shoot-em-up action bullshit. I get enough of that at work. | 56831 |
analyze this | 1957 was a big year. The Russians put that Sputnik into outer space, the Dodgers played their last game at Ebbets Field to say goodbye to Brooklyn, that guy shot Frank Costello in the head, and missed, and the Gallo brothers whacked Albert Anastasia in the barber shop of the Sheraton View hotel. It was total chaos. With Anastasia out of the way, Vito Genovese figures he's the big boss. But Carlo Gambino and Joe Bananas, they had other ideas. So they called a meeting. A big meeting. | 55947 |
analyze this | Call the Vatican. See if something is missing. | 56594 |
analyze this | The other day, I was watching a commercial with a kid playing with a couple of puppies, I cried for forty five minutes! You slap a pair of tits on me, I'm a woman! | 56278 |
analyze this | Dad has a patient who thinks he shits trout. | 56064 |
analyze this | You should get more roughage in your diet, Doc. A bran muffin in the morning would help that... | 56805 |
anastasia | He didn't take the money. | 57633 |
anastasia | I hate trains! Remind me *never* get on the train again. | 57339 |
anastasia | That's what I hate about this government. Everything's in red. | 57370 |
anastasia | Dear Grandmama, wish me luck. We'll be together in Paris again soon. | 57124 |
angel eyes | I brought you nectarines cause the peaches were hard as rocks | 57813 |
angels & demons | You know, when they call me, and they all call me, it is so important to them that I know what they ask is the Lord's will. Or Allah's or Yahweh's. And I suppose they're right. 'Cause if he was not vengeful, I would not exist, now would I? | 59168 |
angels & demons | Open the doors, and tell the world the truth. | 59073 |
angels & demons | We will destroy your four pillars. We will brand your Preferiti and sacrifice them on the altars of science, then bring your church down upon you. Vatican City will be consumed by light, a shining star at the end of the path of illumination. | 58742 |
angels & demons | Have you come to make a martyr out of me? | 59177 |
angels & demons | Religion is flawed because man is flawed. | 59269 |
annie hall | Hello? I forgot my mantra. | 60490 |
annie hall | Don't worry. We can walk to the curb from here. | 59664 |
annie hall | Hey, Harvard makes mistakes too! Kissinger taught there! | 60529 |
annie hall | Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here. | 59600 |
annie hall | Lyndon Johnson is a politician, you know the ethics those guys have. It's like a notch underneath child molester. | 59494 |
annie hall | Oh my God, she's right. Why did I turn off Allison Portchnik? She was beautiful, she was willing. She was real intelligent. Is it the old Groucho Marx joke that I'm - I just don't want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member? | 59500 |
annie hall | A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. | 60498 |
annie hall | After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I... I realized what a terrific person she was, and... and how much fun it was just knowing her; and I... I, I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this... this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs. | 60604 |
annie hall | My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks. | 59682 |