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back to the future
Hey, McFly. I thought I told you never to come in here.
83003
backdraft
Look at him... That's my brother god damnit.
84213
backdraft
Jesus Christ! He's not going to sell you insurance, pick him up!
83849
backdraft
You guys got something against Dalmatians?
83547
backdraft
These high-rise gigs give me the creeps.
83937
backdraft
You see that flash of light in the corner of your eye? That's your career dissipation light. It just went into high gear.
84236
bad boys
Next time, learn to work the safety with your punk-ass.
84935
bad day at black rock
Tim, you're just a lost ball in the high weeds.
85620
bad day at black rock
Sure you don't want some lemonade? It don't have the muzzle velocity of some other drinks drunk around here, but it's good for what ails you.
85863
bad day at black rock
You know, I know what your trouble is, son. You'd like me to die quickly, wouldn't you, without wasting too much of your time; or quietly, so I won't embarrass you too much; or even thankfully, so your memory of the occasion won't be too unpleasant.
85990
bad day at black rock
You're not only wrong. You're wrong at the top of your voice.
85911
bad day at black rock
Tim, you've got the body of a hippo but the brain of a rabbit; now don't overtax it.
85626
bad lieutenant
If you think you're not getting on that bus, man, you're dead wrong. Now get on that fucking bus, 'cause your life ain't worth shit in this town!
86410
bad lieutenant
Leave it to the Catholic Church. Girls get raped every day, and now we're putting up 50 Gs just 'cause these girls wear fuckin' penguin suits.
86191
bad santa
Sweet Jews for Jesus!
86951
bad santa
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
86556
bad santa
I have to get a loofah and a... Fuck the loofah, let's go!
86438
bad santa
Your name is Thurman Merman?
86782
bad santa
I'm an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santy Claus.
86552
bad santa
Thank you for giving that letter to the cops. I forgot I asked you to do it, but it's a good thing you did or Santa's little helper would have plugged his ass. Now the cop's know I wrote it, whick is gonna keep my ass out of jail. That, plus everyone agreeing that the Phoenix police department shooting an unarmed Santa was even more fucked up than Rodney King.
87061
bad santa
You are by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot eatin' shit that has every slid from a human being's hairy ass.
86731
bad santa
Does your daddy have a safe?
86628
bad santa
There he is. That lousy, leather-faced, frog-eyed motherfucker.
86969
bad santa
Oh, my. What a terrible accident. Mm-mm-mm...
86979
bad santa
OW... OW... OW... I cut my hand, by mistake OW... OW... OW...
86764
bad santa
Yeah baby, Yeah baby, you not gonna shit right for a week!
86646
bad santa
I'm not your fucking Da-Da.
86576
bad santa
It's Christmas and the kid's gettin' his fuckin' present.
87054
bad santa
OW! Watch the toenails, kid. Shit!
86490
bad santa
Good night, Santa. Good night, Mrs. Santa's sister.
86925
bad santa
It's a wooden pickle.
86921
bad santa
Let me fix you some sandwiches...
86715
bad santa
Motherfucker! Oh you lousy, fucking motherfucker.
86665
bad santa
Why don't you wish in one hand, and shit in the other. See which one fills up first.
86694
badlands
My girl Holly and I decided to kill ourselves. The same way I did her Daddy. Big decision, you know. Uh, the reasons are obvious. I don't have time to go into right now. But, one thing though, he was provoking me when I popped him. Well that's what it was like. Pop. I'm sorry. I mean, nobody's coming out of this thing happy. Especially not us. I can't deny we've had fun though.
87204
badlands
Listen to your parents and teachers. They got a line on most things, so don't treat em like enemies. There's always an outside chance you can learn something. Try to keep an open mind. Try to understand the viewpoints of others. Consider the minority opinion. But try to get along with the majority of opinion once it's accepted. Of course Holly and I have had fun, even if it has been rushed. And uh, so far a good sign, hadn't got caught. Excuse the grammar.
87310
badlands
Suppose I shot you. How'd that be?
87185
badlands
I'll give you a dollar if you eat this collie.
87065
badlands
Hey, I found a toaster.
87195
bamboozled
The mission was accomplished. All of these people left the room thinking they would have real input. I was writing this pilot alone. Myself. Me. Moi.
87897
barry lyndon
I'm not sorry. And I'll not apologize. And I'd as soon go to Dublin as to hell.
88731
barry lyndon
No lad who has liberty for the first time, and twenty guineas in his pocket, is very sad, and Barry rode towards Dublin thinking not so much of the kind mother left alone, and of the home behind him, but of tomorrow, and all the wonders it would bring.
88759
barry lyndon
If ever I should meet him again you will find out who is the best man of the two. I'll fight him sword or pistol, captain as he is.
88627
barton fink
I've always found that writing comes from a great inner pain.
89679
barton fink
Sometimes it gets so hot I want to crawl right out of my skin.
90107
barton fink
What a day. Felt like I couldn't sell ice water in the Sahara.
89723
barton fink
Think about it, Fink! Writers come and go; we always need Indians!
89569
barton fink
Me I just enjoy making things up. Yessah escape. Its when I can't write I can't escape myself, I want to rip my head off and run screaming down the street with my balls in a fruit pickers pail.
89680
barton fink
The doctor, what's he gonna tell me? Can't trade my head in for a new one.
89632
barton fink
Wallace Beery. Wrestling picture. What do you need, a roadmap?
89581
barton fink
Mister Fink, they have not invented a genre of picture that Bill Mayhew has not, at one time or other, been invited to essay. Yes, I have taken my stab at the rasslin' form, as I have stabbed at so many others, and with as little success. I gather that you are a freshman here, eager for an upperclassman's counsel. However, just at the moment, I have drinking to do. Why don't you stop by my bungalow, which is number fifteen, later on this afternoon, and we will discuss rasslin' scenarios and other things lit'rary.
89602
barton fink
You're a sick fuck, Fink.
90086
barton fink
That son of a bitch! Don't get me wrong, he's a fine writer...
89703
barton fink
Sex? He's a man! We wrestled!
90085
barton fink
Yeah... Ladies do ask for attention. In my experience, they pretend to give it, but it's generally a smokescreen for demanding it back with interest.
89639
barton fink
Okay Fink, let's chow.
89576
basic
All we got to do is tell the story right.
91309
basic
Three things, first you don't have a choice, second i've never taken a bribe in my life, and third... i'm still a little drunk from earlier so if I skip over the witty banter and move straight on to coming on to you I hope you don't take offense.
90239
basic
You think you know everything? You haven't even scratched the surface.
90646
basic instinct
You got goddamned Tweety Birds flutterin' around your head, that's what you got! You think you can fuck like minks, raise rugrats, and live happily ever after? Aw, man!
92093
basic instinct
What was I supposed to say? "Hey, guys, I'm not gay, but I did fuck your suspect"?
92058
basic instinct
What is this? Some kind of JOKE?
92153
basic instinct
Killing isn't like smoking. You can stop.
92033
basic instinct
You know I don't like to wear any underwear, don't you, Nick?
91590
basic instinct
Everyone that she plays with dies.
91870
basic instinct
Let me ask you something, Rocky, man to man. I think she's the fuck of the century, what do you think?
91873
basquiat
That's $2000 and he's from the Metropolitan Museum of Art, suck my pussy, you star!
92441
batman
Gentlemen! Let's broaden our minds. Lawrence?
93235
batman
New and improved Joker products! With a new secret ingredient: Smylex.
93220
batman
This is Commissioner Gordon! I want him taken alive! I repeat: Any man who opens fire on Jack Napier will answer to me!
93080
batman
Let him go, or I'll do Gordon.
93085
batman forever
Now, you can be a part of the action. Witness the entertainment in your living room. The Box, in every home in America, and one day, the world.
95218
batman forever
I guess we're all two people.
95261
batman forever
Batman? Batman, you say? Coming for you? I'm... COUNTING ON IT!
95453
batman forever
Your entrance was good... his was better. The difference: showmanship.
95334
batman forever
Let's see if you bleed green.
95188
batman forever
This is your brain on the box. This is my brain on the box. Does anybody else feel like a fried egg?
95196
batman forever
Has anybody ever told you you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE-CONTROL PROBLEM?
95183
batman forever
Is the young master leaving? Pity. I'll just toss this away, then. Perhaps the dogs are hungry.
95142
batman returns
Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.
95619
batman returns
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
96083
batman returns
I'm not big on speeches, so I'd just like to say: thanks.
95658
batman returns
Let me guess... trust fund goody-goody?
96052
batman returns
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
96007
batman returns
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier.
95727
batman returns
Why are you now determined to prove that this Penguin is not what he seems? Must you be the only lonely man-beast in town?
95701
batman returns
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
95682
batman returns
Sir, shall we change the channel to a program with some dignity and class? The Love Connection, perhaps?
95912
batman returns
I believe the word you're looking for is "Aaahh"!
95633
batman returns
It's the so-called "normal" guys who always let you down. Sickos never scare me. Least they're committed.
95955
batman returns
I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.
95791
batman returns
Why is their always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?
96035
batman returns
You know what, I mistook me for somebody else.
95754
batman returns
Please. I wouldn't touch you to scratch you.
96001
batman returns
Well, the party never stops on Selina Kyle's answering machine...
95628
batman returns
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
95634
batman returns
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
96009
batman returns
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
96124
batman returns
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
96131
batman returns
The tree lights up, and then I push the button. No-no, wait, wait, wait, wait. I press the button and *then* the tree lights up...
95936