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annie hall | I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics. | 60114 |
annie hall | You know, I don't think I could take a mellow evening because I - I don't respond well to mellow. You know what I mean? I have a tendency to - if I get too mellow, I - I ripen and then rot, you know. | 60304 |
annie hall | Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat... college. | 59602 |
annie hall | I remember the staff at our public school. You know, we had a saying, uh, that those who can't do teach, and those who can't teach, teach gym. And, uh, those who couldn't do anything, I think, were assigned to our school. | 59295 |
annie hall | Annie, there's a big lobster behind the refrigerator. I can't get it out. This thing's heavy. Maybe if I put a little dish of butter sauce here with a nutcracker, it will run out the other side. | 59518 |
annie hall | Sylvia Plath - interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college girl mentality. | 59700 |
annie hall | Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick. | 60169 |
annie hall | That sex was the most fun I've ever had without laughing. | 59808 |
antitrust | We don't take anything seriously, unless it's on a hard drive. | 62015 |
antz | Don't make my mistake, kid. Don't follow orders your whole life. Think for yourself. | 62789 |
antz | Be honest, kid. Am I hurt bad? | 62783 |
apocalypse now | We use Wagner. It scares the shit out of the slopes. My boys love it! | 64655 |
apocalypse now | Lieutenant, bomb that tree line about 100 yards back! Give me some room to breathe! | 64579 |
apocalypse now | Then you are like us; your home is here. | 65111 |
apocalypse now | The war will still be here tomorrow. | 65107 |
apt pupil | Boy, be careful. You play with fire. | 65687 |
army of darkness | Oh, dear God, it's growing bigger! | 68257 |
army of darkness | You can count on my steel. | 68455 |
army of darkness | That's it, go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama! | 68446 |
army of darkness | How will we stop an army of the dead at our castle walls? How will you fight that? With more words? Most of our people have already fled. We are but sixty men. | 68448 |
army of darkness | It's a trick. Get an axe. | 68061 |
army of darkness | Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth. | 68365 |
army of darkness | Well aren't you the sweetest little thing? | 68465 |
as good as it gets | Well, it's not right to go into details, I got nervous. I screwed up, I said the wrong thing... Where if I hadn't, I could be in bed right now with a woman who, if you make her laugh, you got a life. Instead I'm here with you . No offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug. | 69396 |
as good as it gets | I don't get this place. They make me buy a new outfit and let you in a housedress. I don't get it. | 69334 |
as good as it gets | You're a disgrace to depression. | 69085 |
as good as it gets | Can we get you anything else? Water, coffee, couple of female slaves? | 69050 |
as good as it gets | Oh now I'm pissed. Now I AM REALLY PISSED! | 68756 |
as good as it gets | Over a dog! Over an ugly dog! | 68936 |
as good as it gets | Just a little too much reality for a Friday night. | 68810 |
as good as it gets | Carol the waitress, Simon the fag. | 69101 |
as good as it gets | Have you ever let a romantic moment make you do something that you knew was stupid? | 69355 |
as good as it gets | To hell with sex! It was better than sex! We held each other! What I needed, he gave me great. | 69402 |
as good as it gets | People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch. | 68769 |
as good as it gets | Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here. | 69067 |
as good as it gets | How much more you got to eat? Appetites aren't as big as your noses, huh? | 68781 |
as good as it gets | As long as you keep your work zipped up around me, I don't give a rat-crap what or where you shove your show. Are we done being neighbors for now? | 68721 |
as good as it gets | What if this is as good as it gets? | 68949 |
as good as it gets | Waiting gives devil time. | 68895 |
as good as it gets | I can't do this without you. I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me. | 69200 |
at first sight | Great. I'm blind and you're deaf. What a perfect pair. | 72231 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | Why take the escalator when I have a perfectly good canoe right here? | 73512 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming. | 73655 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman! | 73883 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | One more peep out of you and you're grounded Mister and I am not joking. Let's begin. | 73778 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | I demand the sum... OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS. | 73381 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. | 73691 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool. | 73767 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | I like to see girls of that... caliber. By "caliber," of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters... Two meanings... caliber... it's a homonym... Forget it. | 73586 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | Pardon me for being rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, but now it's gone back down below. | 73567 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name. | 73285 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. | 73302 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | That's not your mother, it's a man, baby! | 73623 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | This is Frau Farbissina, founder and leader of the militant wing of the Salvation Army. | 73358 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | My god, Vanessa's got a fabulous body... I bet she shags like a minx... How do I let them know because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue? I hope I didn't just say that all out loud just now. | 73271 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | Does that make you HORNY? | 73753 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'! | 73399 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | Jesus Christ, boy! What did you eat? | 73450 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | There's nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster. | 73895 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I? | 73324 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | Au contraire baby, you can't resist me. | 73854 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | Finally, we come to my number two man. His name? Number Two. | 73367 |
austin powers: international man of mystery | That ain't no woman! It's a man, man! | 73213 |
autumn in new york | Buddy, I hate to break it to you, but in the real world... where I live... there're only two kinds of love stories. Boy loses girl and girl loses boy. That's all there is. Somebody always gets left behind. You try to avoid that, you'll end up an old man toastin' yourself with egg nog in the mirror on Christmas Eve. You'll end up dying in your own arms. | 76139 |
avatar | I see you, Brother... thank you. Your spirit will now be with Eywa, but your body will remain for The People. | 76800 |
avatar | I may not be much of a horse guy, but I was born to do this. | 76837 |
avatar | This is gonna ruin my whole day! | 77069 |
avatar | Sooner or later, though, you always have to wake up. | 76439 |
avatar | Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world, and in here is the dream. | 76799 |
avatar | Sky People can not learn, they do not see. | 76640 |
avatar | Toruk Macto was mighty. He brought the clans together in a time of great sorrow. All Na'vi people know this story. | 76852 |
avatar | The way I had it figured, Toruk's the baddest cat in the sky. Nothing attacks him. So why would he ever look up? That was just a theory. | 77086 |
avatar | When I was lying in the V.A. hospital with a big hole blown through the middle of my life, I started having these dreams of flying. I was free. But sooner or later, you always have to wake up. | 76438 |
avatar | Where's my goddamn cigarette? What's wrong with this picture! | 76496 |
avatar | They're not gonna give up their home. They're not gonna make a deal. For-for what? A light beer and blue jeans? There's nothing that we have that they want. Everything they sent me out here to do is a waste of time. They're never gonna leave Hometree. | 76991 |
avatar | I became a marine for the hardship, to be hammered on the anvil of life. I told myself I can pass any test a man can pass. | 76442 |
avatar | Shut up and fly straight! | 76836 |
avatar | And that's how you scatter the roaches. | 77038 |
avatar | All I ever wanted was a single thing worth fighting for. | 76446 |
avatar | It is decided. My daughter will teach you our ways. Learn well, "Jakesully", and we will see if your insanity can be cured. | 76686 |
avatar | Sometimes your whole life boils down to one insane move. | 77084 |
avatar | This is how it's done. When people are sittin' on shit that you want, you make 'em your enemy. Then you're justified in taking it. | 77005 |
avatar | I need to get some samples. | 77100 |
avatar | Well, well, well. I'd say diplomacy has failed. | 77028 |
avatar | You want a fair deal? You're on the wrong planet. The strong prey on the weak, it's just the way things are. And nobody does a damned thing. | 76444 |
awakenings | When my son was born healthy, I never asked why. Why was I so lucky? What did I do to deserve this perfect child, this perfect life? But when he got sick, you can bet I asked why! I demanded to know why! Why was this happening? | 79631 |
awakenings | ?the Mighty Mets stormed their locker room shortly after nine o'clock on their night to remember. Released from bondage and ridicule after seven destitute seasons, they raised the roof of Shea Stadium - while their fans attempted to dismantle it - in one of the loudest, wildest victory celebrations in baseball history | 79253 |
awakenings | Hello. My name is Leonard Lowe. It has been explained to me that I've been away for quite some time.I'm back. | 79205 |
awakenings | I'm sorry, if you were right, I would agree with you. | 78806 |
awakenings | You'd think at a certain point all these atypical somethings would amount to a typical something. | 78856 |
babel | They look at us like we're monsters. | 79979 |
babel | You leave, I'll kill you. I'll kill you! | 80554 |
bachelor party | Well Mr. Thompson, that's quite a list. And I think, if I really apply myself, I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch! | 81807 |
bachelor party | I just bet my balls and shook on it. | 82149 |
bachelor party | A strange wang right in my palm. | 82231 |
bachelor party | To girls with big tits! | 81704 |
back to the future | Chuck. Chuck. It's Marvin - your cousin, Marvin BERRY. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this. | 82874 |
back to the future | I've never seen purple underwear before! | 83291 |
back to the future | Jesus, George, it was a wonder I was even born. | 82988 |
back to the future | I'm gonna get that son of a bitch. | 83009 |