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batman returns
How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?
95717
batman returns
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
96011
batman returns
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless *as a baby*, while Gotham City was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns and happy homemakers into catwomen!
95874
batman returns
You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates.
95832
batman returns
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
95879
batman returns
Our research tells us that voters like fingers.
95800
battle los angeles
Maybe I can help. I'm a veterinarian.
96483
battle los angeles
Shit, I'd rather be in Afghanistan.
96346
battle los angeles
That was some new John Wayne shit, Staff Sgt.
96573
bean
Hey, what's wrong with Meat Loaf's butt?
99258
bean
Oh Jesus! Oh God! Oh Jesus! Mary mother Jesus of Nazareth!
99440
beavis and butt-head do america
Well, I'll be a monkey's bare-assed uncle.
100225
beavis and butt-head do america
Cut it out butt-hole!
99989
beavis and butt-head do america
I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole.
99871
beavis and butt-head do america
Why does everybody want to see my schlong?
100374
beavis and butt-head do america
Hey, Beavis, check it out. I'm jacking off.
100213
beavis and butt-head do america
You must bow down to the almighty bunghole!
100372
beavis and butt-head do america
This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.
100088
beavis and butt-head do america
Whoa, cool. Hey, can I have a gun, too?
100371
beavis and butt-head do america
Agent Hurly, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth.
100329
beavis and butt-head do america
Yoohoo! Travis and Bob Head! Hello!
100233
beetle juice
Nice building... bad roof... goooood parking.
101413
beetle juice
What's the good of being a ghost if you can't frighten people away.
101335
beetle juice
We've come for your daughter Chuck.
101713
beetle juice
Delia hates it. I could live here.
101281
beetle juice
Oh, Adam! We're trapped in this house with those people!
101346
beetle juice
Mom, Dad. I just want you two to know, you're welcome at our house anytime you want to come over. In the meantime, the dowry's on me, dad.
101497
beetle juice
Go ahead... make my millenium.
101729
beetle juice
Number fifty-four million six hundred and one... Ferndoch.
101437
beetle juice
Ugh. Deliver me from L.L. Bean.
101317
being john malkovich
Oh, what magic those fingers could work on the right cabinet! Maybe you could alphabetize me. And remember, 'I' comes before 'U'.
103294
being john malkovich
Hey Malkovich, think fast!
103725
being john malkovich
You're not someone I could get interested in, Craig, you play with dolls.
103371
being john malkovich
Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.
103156
being john malkovich
Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man.
103486
being john malkovich
Have you ever had two people look at you, with complete lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?
103622
being john malkovich
What happens when a man goes through his own portal?
103707
being john malkovich
J.M. Inc.: Be all that someone else can be.
103639
being john malkovich
Craig, I don't find you attractive, but Lotte, I'm smitten with you. I am... but only when you're in Malkovich. When I was with him last night, I was looking into his eyes and could sense your feminine longing.
103533
being john malkovich
Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me.
103287
being john malkovich
Truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy.
103687
being john malkovich
You're nuts to let a girl go that calls you Lotte, I tell you that as a friend.
103683
being there
It's for sure a white man's world in America. Look here: I raised that boy since he was the size of a piss-ant. And I'll say right now, he never learned to read and write. No, sir. Had no brains at all. Was stuffed with rice pudding between th' ears. Shortchanged by the Lord, and dumb as a jackass. Look at him now! Yes, sir, all you've gotta be is white in America, to get whatever you want. Gobbledy-gook!
104672
being there
That was a very small room.
104304
being there
Now move, honky, before I cut your white ass.
104163
beloved
A Nigger. If that don't beat all.
106411
beloved
I got a tree on my back and a haint in my house, and nothing inbetween but the daughter I'm holding in my arms.
106131
beloved
You got two feet, Sethe, not four.
106732
beloved
We have a ghost here, you know?
106093
big
Hey Angel, get out of that bathroom now.
107239
big
I'd use the chain if I were you.
107247
big
The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times.
107117
big
Got it, got it, need it, got it...
107104
big fish
It occurred to me then, that perhaps the reason for my growth was I was intended for larger things. After all, a giant man can't have an ordinary-sized life.
108926
big fish
"The milkman just dropped dead on the porch." Because see, my mother was banging the milkman.
109099
big fish
I was thinking about death and all. About seeing how you're gonna die. I mean, on one hand, if dying was all you thought about, it could kind of screw you up. But it could kind of help you, couldn't it? Because you'd know that everything else you can survive.
108846
big fish
Dad, I have no idea who you are because you have never told me a single fact.
109289
big fish
Truth is, I've always been thirsty.
109185
big fish
Have you ever heard a joke so many times you've forgotten why it's funny? And then you hear it again and suddenly it's new. You remember why you loved it in the first place.
109516
big fish
You were a big fish in a small pond, but this here is the ocean and your drownin'. Take my advice, go back to Puddleville; you'll be happy there.
109147
big fish
He's almost a stranger, and I prefer him to you!
109208
big fish
She'll make soap out of you. That's what she does. She makes soap out of people.
108838
big fish
I was the biggest thing Ashton had ever seen. Until one day, a stranger arrived.
108931
big fish
They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true. What they don't tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.
109128
big fish
This isn't how I die.
109054
big fish
I know better than to argue romance with a French woman.
109259
big fish
There's a time when a man needs to fight, and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny is lost... the ship has sailed and only a fool would continue. Truth is... I've always been a fool.
109184
big fish
In telling the story of my father's life, it's impossible to separate fact from fiction, the man from the myth. The best I can do is to tell it the way he told me. It doesn't always make sense and most of it never happened... but that's what kind of story this is.
108787
big fish
It's rude to talk about religion, you never know who you're gonna offend.
109066
big fish
There comes a point when any reasonable man will swallow his pride and admit he made a mistake. The truth is... I was never a reasonable man.
108982
big fish
Sandra Templeton, I love you and I WILL marry you.
109186
big fish
Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring.
108772
big fish
That was my father's final joke, I guess. A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him. And in that way he becomes immortal.
109522
big fish
I've been nothin' but myself since the day I was born, and if you can't see that it's your failin', not mine.
109298
big fish
We have to take Glenville to avoid the church traffic because the damn church people drive too slow.
109500
big fish
I don't think I'll ever dry out.
109346
big fish
With my prospects few, I took a job as a traveling salesman. It suited me. If there's one thing you can say about Edward Bloom, it's that I'm a social person.
109308
big fish
You become what you always were - a very big fish.
109513
big fish
It was that night I discovered that most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lacking in the social niceties.
109165
birthday girl
I'll give you a tune later.
112820
black snake moan
I think... I think we're fucked up. I know I am. But that don't mean what I feel ain't real, that I can't love somebody. And I know what I done is real real bad, but um... So if you want to quit on me I understand. But please don't.
115624
black snake moan
I'm cookin' steaks fah dinnah. I expect you to stay.
115315
black snake moan
Why you old men gotta talk so much? You gotta talk yourself into fucking me? Like little boys. It's okay. I'm grown, I know. We can go slow. You gonna give me another bath?
115239
black snake moan
Cain slew Able, slew him out of envy. God put his mark on Cain for his sins, is that what you want Deke? Huh? Is that what you come here for? I'll do it for you, all you got to do is say it again... Say you love me. SAY YOU LOVE ME NIGGA!
114992
black snake moan
God put you in my path and I aim to cure you of your wicked ways.
115197
blade
There's a war going on out there. Blade, myself, a few others, we've tried to keep it from spilling over onto the streets. Sometimes people like yourself get caught in the cross fire.
115788
blade
Remember what we told you. You keep your eyes open. They're everywhere.
115805
blade
You may wake up one day and find yourself extinct.
115760
blade
Wander off the beaten path, Doctor.
115765
blade
You know, my mother used to say: A cold heart is a dead heart.
116013
blade
Christ! I'm too old for this! Somebody get me a goddamn wheelchair!
115939
blade ii
Vampires... I hate vampires...
116255
blade ii
Is the enemy of my enemy my friend or my enemy?
116424
blade ii
There's an old saying: Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.
116357
blade ii
If there's anything left of you in there, Whistler, listen up. In the morning those blinds are going to open. Whether you're cured or not.
116274
blade ii
Well, you didn't think I forgot about you, did you?
116723
blade runner
I'm from the, uh, Confidential Committee on Moral Abuses.
117068
blade runner
We need you, Sebastian. You're our best and only friend.
117305
blade runner
Wake up! Time to die!
117458
blade runner
Not very sporting to fire on an unarmed opponent. I thought you were supposed to be good. Aren't you the "good" man? C'mon, Deckard. Show me what you're made of.
117430