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modern-day lancelot offers to pay for abortion | 1 |
united airlines offering immigrants special flights that circle u.s. awaiting gaps in travel ban | 1 |
sun thinking of just collapsing now and getting this all over with | 1 |
justice thomas' wife calls supreme court retirement report 'bogus' | 0 |
trump retweets video from anti-muslim hate group | 1 |
long-silent facebook friend comes out of woodwork with post asking about insulating windows | 1 |
struggling airline helped by friendly giant | 1 |
7 ways to breakup like a boss | 0 |
sure seems like frankie muniz wants a 'malcolm in the middle' reboot | 0 |
using the united fiasco to flourish in the future | 0 |
unemployed sibling makes last push for group mother's day gift | 1 |
3822 voted america's favorite pin number | 1 |
thank a teacher thursday: dominic casulli and the power of encouragement, part 1 | 0 |
a toe in the arctic ocean: canada's northwest territories on the looney front, part 2 | 0 |
'it will never happen to me' | 0 |
mark zuckerberg cited for contempt of congress after refusing to shut the fuck up about how he started company in dorm room | 1 |
rubio supporters get in a scuffle with a 'rubiobot' | 0 |
the music of strangers: a film review by dr. lloyd sederer | 0 |
'dsm-5' updated to accommodate man who is legitimately being ordered to kill by the moon | 1 |
purina debuts new 'slovenly feast' for nasty-ass shelter cats | 1 |
obama chides darrell issa for touting alliance with him in re-election fight | 0 |
pope francis' iraq peace message meets the reality of war | 0 |
'ant-man and the wasp' trailer brings the fun after 'avengers: infinity war' | 0 |
frontier airlines tells customers to just fucking deal with it | 1 |
moses and the red sea | 0 |
everyone forgets to bring swimsuits to coworker's party | 1 |
george takei accused of groping former male model in 1981 | 0 |
new york times adds color to target under-70 demographic | 1 |
the hollywood boys' club that supports casey affleck is a total disgrace | 0 |
3 myths about low libido | 0 |
girl scouts rocked by 'cookies for cash' fundraising scandal | 1 |
christian juggler regrets years wasted as secular juggler | 1 |
huffpollster: americans see progress, room for improvement on voting rights | 0 |
world will miss goal for universal education by 50 years: un | 0 |
jennifer lopez's name is jennifer lopez again | 0 |
how to rebuild your credit after bankruptcy -- fast | 0 |
discover how climate change is rapidly transforming our earth with google timelapse | 0 |
man who does everything at last minute wonders how you do it | 1 |
voting lines are shorter — but mostly for whites | 0 |
conrad bain steps down as national kitsch-reference laureate | 1 |
amanda slavin: not just a statistic | 0 |
laurie hernandez and val chmerkovskiy are already our favorite 'dancing with the stars' couple | 0 |
new photos show hurricane matthew's path of destruction in haiti | 0 |
florida lawmakers vote to ban marriage under the age of 17 | 0 |
nasa inadvertently launches unmanned space shuttle | 1 |
nick viall is no longer a 'bachelor' | 0 |
why america demonizes its teachers | 0 |
new instant lottery game features three ways to win, 19,839,947 ways to lose | 1 |
podcast a cry for help | 1 |
fashion designer peter som's legendary minestrone soup recipe | 0 |
photography series spotlighting iconic women over 70 proves the best is yet to come | 0 |
clairvoyant vince vaughn accepts movie role before it's offered | 1 |
report kenan thompson is leaving 'snl' deemed 'inaccurate' | 0 |
woman hid heroin, oxy under fake butt, cops say | 0 |
'don't cry for me' | 0 |
isis and the g-41 world | 0 |
melania trump hangs decayed badger carcass over white house mantel to finish off traditional slovenian christmas decor | 1 |
woman who admits to having watched golden globes thinks jodie foster embarrassed herself | 1 |
sarah huckabee sanders defends trump's sexist attack on kirsten gillibrand | 0 |
saying goodbye to hollywood's hottest, seediest address | 0 |
bush increasingly focused on how revisionist history will see him | 1 |
11 years later: the human genome paves the way for genomic technonlogy | 0 |
man claiming to be boko haram leader appears in new video | 0 |
how do i live knowing proof of heaven? | 0 |
on pilgrimage in india | 0 |
will religious freedom advocates oppose roy moore? | 0 |
uaw, fca still negotiating under 'hour-by-hour' contract extension | 0 |
if bernie sanders wanted to solve problems like donald trump | 0 |
there is no right way, just write | 0 |
rest of evening spent declaring asshole not going to ruin evening | 1 |
north carolina doesn't seem to want people to see police camera footage | 0 |
the education department officially won't deal with transgender students experiencing bathroom discrimination | 0 |
why we won't be participating in black friday | 0 |
hooded members of congress drown another love child in potomac to prevent affair from getting out | 1 |
merkel: isis poses major risk to europe | 0 |
alcoholic kindergarten teacher stretches naptime to three hours | 1 |
report: store out of good kind | 1 |
devastating floods leave 23 dead in west virginia | 0 |
obama's greatest oratory performance | 0 |
grandmother palms grandson $10 like she fixing boxing match | 1 |
bumper nilla crop spells profit for wafer growers | 1 |
6 summer salads you'll actually crave | 0 |
the black keys new album 'turn blue' is now available to stream in full | 0 |
isis vs isil -- what's in a name? | 0 |
national trust for historic preservation to pay for andy rooney's upkeep | 1 |
list of names on gchat sidebar like a portal into area man's past lives | 1 |
tomi lahren is suing glenn beck and theblaze | 0 |
greg hardy unapologetically denies domestic abuse allegations | 0 |
tourists describe scenes of horror in tunisian beach massacre | 0 |
trump voters blink | 0 |
photos from 'ahs' set may help explain all those creepy blond children | 0 |
study: more couples delaying divorce until kids old enough to remember every painful detail | 1 |
never-before-heard buzzword flying around office can't be good | 1 |
man not certain what any of his coworkers' names are | 1 |
psychologists push for smartphone warning labels | 0 |
clinton receives 400,000 honorary degrees for college commencement speech | 1 |
scavenger-hunt party 'not leaving without twine' | 1 |
the republican obamacare dilemma in one 6-minute video | 0 |
mass graves suggest systematic killing of rohingya in myanmar | 0 |
final german u-boat surrenders to allied powers | 1 |