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private prison companies will still lock up immigrants, despite doj decision | 0 |
woman's head feared lost forever inside infinity scarf | 1 |
fed-up brookstone body-massage chair now only entertaining serious buyers | 1 |
trump asks entire senate to clear out of chamber so he can speak to comey alone | 1 |
grateful dead lyricist, internet pioneer john perry barlow dead at 70 | 0 |
new report finds americans most interested in science when moon looks different than usual | 1 |
'new york times' moves all content you won't give a shit about unless you make at least $200k a year into one convenient section | 1 |
philippines president calls on civilians to kill drug addicts | 0 |
woman perfectly breaks down why she's not 'just' a nurse | 0 |
chicago police department to monitor all interactions with public using new bullet cams | 1 |
amid the chattering of the global elite, a silent interlude | 0 |
at least 23 ethical issues are dogging epa administrator scott pruitt | 0 |
won't ask, don't tell | 0 |
weird black dot actually part of bowl | 1 |
vegas, baby! (well, minus our babies) | 0 |
people really like kanye's new song 'real friends' because it's really g.o.o.d. | 0 |
20 suede pieces you'll want to wear all spring | 0 |
fcc sentences artie lange to death | 1 |
behold the title of 'american horror story' season 7 | 0 |
football-loving americans harassed for wearing turbans to nfl game | 0 |
to your health | 0 |
new job posting on craigslist clearly for secretary of the interior | 1 |
seth meyers loses it over thanksgiving's proximity to christmas | 0 |
15 ways the knicks can trade carmelo anthony | 0 |
parents fight to save their two daughters after tragic diagnosis | 0 |
the quiet practice where i found my voice | 0 |
fcc assures nation their favorite verizon websites won't be affected by net neutrality repeal | 1 |
everyone told me my second child would be so much harder than my first, but they were wrong | 0 |
report: it still nowhere near okay to act like donald trump | 1 |
man reportedly unleashes trump-inspired anti-lgbtq rant at church | 0 |
white sprinter finishes fifth | 1 |
how i'm finding my voice with wendy davis | 0 |
obama begins inauguration festivities with ceremonial drone flyover | 1 |
lindsay wagner to star in anything offered her | 1 |
democratic senator strides down corridors of powerlessness | 1 |
here's how trump's rage campaign opened the door to the james comey firing | 0 |
looking for happiness in all the wrong places | 0 |
swarm of 100 drones dance to beethoven's 'symphony no. 5' in the night sky | 0 |
fatal school bus crash cements bff status | 1 |
no-makeup look easier to achieve than elle claims | 1 |
the outfit that got this woman kicked out of her school's gym | 0 |
bluetooth headset worn throughout date | 1 |
breakroom tension at all-time high following mug dispute | 1 |
depression symptom checklist speaking to area man as no poem ever could | 1 |
parents formally announce transfer of expectations to second child | 1 |
'saturday night live' celebrates halloween with spooktacular montage | 0 |
steven spielberg: can his career be salvaged? | 1 |
local laundromat employs social media coordinator | 1 |
partygoer vows to fix keg | 1 |
right to own handheld device that shoots deadly metal pellets at high speed worth all of this | 1 |
oscar countdown 2002 begins | 1 |
disaster movies are tame compared to what happened 3.3 billion years ago | 0 |
washington d.c. officer shoots woman carrying knife | 0 |
in your face: the hidden history of plastic surgery and why looks matter | 0 |
a knicks' fan's open letter to santa | 0 |
wolf blitzer decks boston man who hasn't been healed by red sox baseball | 1 |
donald trump and america's blood sport of choice | 0 |
time to end subsidies that are destroying forests | 0 |
netflix to shut down planned louis c.k. comedy special | 0 |
trump undercuts easy obamacare attack with dig about bill clinton's infidelities | 0 |
narcissist mentally undresses self | 1 |
we got the exclusive look at hillary's dnc speech notes | 0 |
watch john kasich lead an awkward david bowie sing-along | 0 |
pro governing: is it faked? | 1 |
how a social media detox helped ed burns become more productive | 0 |
outdoor movie guest excited to watch barely audible 'back to the future' while sitting on tree root | 1 |
north korea claims it's planning to fire missiles near guam | 0 |
gorillagram employee shot by white house security | 1 |
how do i make my 4-month-old fall in love with reading? | 0 |
15 weirdest things that people have left behind in an uber | 0 |
arkansas executes first inmate in 12 years | 0 |
meet the other baldwin brother, james! | 1 |
a sadder pride because of washington inaction | 0 |
brad pitt stumbles across old cardboard box with gwyneth paltrow's head in attic | 1 |
shonda rhimes on the motivation behind her weight loss journey | 0 |
obama plans to tackle major education inequality | 0 |
teaching, learning and the college ratings framework | 0 |
fashion-forward pigeon sports bread necklace in bold style choice | 0 |
video relaunches investigation into death of man held by chicago police | 0 |
whoopi goldberg says the oscars 'can't be that racist' because she won once | 0 |
housefly tracks dog shit all over cucumber slice | 1 |
hillary clinton opens new presidential library charting course of purely theoretical tenure as commander in chief | 1 |
bounty, brawny ceos wearing down patience of mutual friend | 1 |
sherman alexie says artists under trump will be 'noise-canceling headphones' | 0 |
visibly flu-stricken choir kid really dragging down whole christmas pageant | 1 |
nbc news correspondent ayman mohyeldin returning to gaza | 0 |
tim robbins tired of being typecast as relatively tall characters | 1 |
sen. tom cotton thinks 'tough guy' trump is ready to resume waterboarding | 0 |
leather-clad ted cruz greeting voters at reno-area fetish club | 1 |
man's family rises to record-high fourth priority | 1 |
mike ditka has not been paying attention to history | 0 |
what mom would have wanted evolving over course of funeral planning | 1 |
simple task of going to post office feels like weight of 10,000 boulders | 1 |
report: some crazy shit probably happened to classmate being raised by grandmother | 1 |
ivanka trump incorrectly names judaism as 1 of the 3 'largest world religions' | 0 |
rescued lion has been obsessed with blankets since he was a baby | 0 |
county fair judges blown away by heifer | 1 |
the best toys to shop on prime day for kids of all ages | 0 |
the sanders phenomenon | 0 |
clinton staff readies emp launch to disable all nation's electronic devices | 1 |