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frighteningly large hamster |
jazz swing band |
professional drumset |
an obese man with a watermelon head |
the unity of division |
this is what happens when you drive too slow |
an angry police officer arresting a tree |
this shouldn't be happening |
swat team arresting a tree |
angry police officer arresting a cow |
angry cow arresting a cop |
A cat dressed up as a chicken |
A baby with a beard |
A man with a cat on his head |
A baby elephant balancing on a beach ball |
A strawberry with a human face |
A chicken nugget wearing a top hat and monocle |
A close up of a person's face making a very serious expression, with a speech bubble coming from their mouth that says "I'm secretly a sentient slice of pizza." |
A cat sitting in a human-sized teacup, looking very pleased with itself. |
A dog with a human-like face, wearing a suit and tie, sitting at a desk and typing on a laptop. |
A person's head photoshopped onto a chicken's body, standing in a kitchen and cooking a meal. |
A spaceship shaped like a giant dog, with a sign that says "Beware of Dog." |
The many faces of being constipated |
When you're trying to be cute but you just can't help but be weird |
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my magnificent beard. |
I'm not a morning person. |
I'm pretty sure this is how you're supposed to meditate. |
ext me a picture of your favorite animal but it has to be in a fancy outfit. |
Send me a pic of you and your best friend but you're both animals. |
Paint me a picture of your favorite food but it's a cartoon character. |
Take a picture of yourself in a public place but make a funny face. |
A garden hose spraying a cat |
A cat playing with a ball of yarn |
A cat that is also a cake. |
A dog that is also a doughnut. |
A cat that is also a mouse. |
A bird that is also a fish. |
A cat in a suit with a bow tie playing the violin |
A dog in a top hat and tails playing the piano |
A bear in a tutu dancing ballet |
A mouse in a tuxedo playing the cello |
A monkey in a tuxedo playing the saxophone |
What if instead of a dog, the president had a chicken? |
What if the Mona Lisa was a selfie? |
What if the White House was made of gingerbread? |
wo dogs playing fetch with each other, but one dog is throwing a Frisbee and the other is throwing a stick |
A person trying to put a square peg in a round hole |
A person walking a dog that is much bigger than them |
A person holding an umbrella in the sun |
A person walking in the rain with no umbrella |
A giant piece of toast with a human face nestled in a sea of butter |
A cat spiraling through space as it meows |
A dog driving a car down a highway |
A koala Bear sipping on a cup of tea |
A baby elephant taking a bath |
A panda eating a bamboo shoot |
A lion lounging on a sofa |
A monkey eating a banana |
A giraffe stretching its neck to reach the leaves of a tall tree |
Make a painting of a banana wearing a top hat and monocle. |
Paint a portrait of a cat riding a llama. |
An oil painting of the pink flower, that sign of democracy |
Create a work of art that looks like a bunch of random people's faces mashed together. |
Transform a picture of a normal cityscape into a cartoon one by adding in giant vegetables instead of buildings. |
Create a drawing of a traditional still life, but use foods that are shaped like animals. |
Make a painting of a chicken wearing a tutu and crown, surrounded by a group of adoring rabbits. |
A face made entirely out of different types of food |
A person made out of different kinds of furniture |
A room full of very surprised looking animals |
A person made out of different kinds of plants |
A picture of a very muscular and attractive man holding a sign that says "I'm With Stupid" |
A picture of a dog with a very surprised look on its face, as if it just realized it pooped on the floor |
A picture of a cat with a very confused look on its face, as if it just realized it is a cat |
A picture of a baby with a very serious look on its face, as if it just realized it is a human |
What if the sky was purple? |
What if the Earth was flat? |
A close-up of a ladybug wearing a sombrero and eating a taco |
A magenta elephant flying through the air with pink wings |
A baby panda playing the drums |
A man in a chicken suit |
A woman with a hilariously large nose |
A man with a very severe sunburn |
A woman with a very large and unruly afro |
A woman wearing a dress made entirely out of bacon |
You see a King sitting on a throne made of the finest materials, looking down at you with a smile. |
A king is surrounded by an army of loyal subjects who would do anything for him. |
You see a beautiful woman in a flowing white dress. She has a serene look on her face, and she beckons you to come closer. |
You find yourself in a grand hall, with a high ceiling and a marble floor. You feel a sense of awe and wonder, and you can't help but walk forward. |
You see a crowd of people, all cheering and clapping. You feel a sense of joy and excitement, and you can't help but join in. |
You see a man in a dark suit, standing in front of a large door. He looks serious and important, and he beckons you to come closer. |
He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past. |
Power is not only what you have, but what the enemy thinks you have. |
The ability to deceive oneself may be the most important human attribute. |
The most potent weapon in the hands of the oppressor is the mind of the oppressed. |
f you want to control someone, you must first control what they see. |
a painting of the man who would be king. |
an illustration of the one who will vanquish our enemies. |
a portrait of the one who will bring peace to the world. |
a masterpiece painting of the one who will make all our dreams come true. |
The tide washes in, and with it comes a new day. A new beginning. A chance to break free from the past and start anew. |