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I went from 39k to 13k in about 5 weeks	Welp I'm here for you in SAD GANG.
new CEO that just cleaned house. I think you're a quarter early.	nah bro nobody wants a dirty house
wasn't that three wise men	Not sure I'd consider the first one wise...
Up $54. LMFAO! The most retarded day in a while. I have a bad feeling about next week. I thought the selloff would wait until 1/2 but IDK. Today was pretty bad overall. I still have all my APPL calls. 292.5 1/3 strike. Probably going to sell at open on Monday though. Depends on the pre-market action. I think we got a big clue that today was going to be retarded when it started fading 15 mins before open.	Ya today was so shitty lol. My AAPL calls don’t exp til 1/24 but I’m definitely keeping a close eye as well on Monday morning, I’m on the west coast so I’m gonna make sure I set an alarm haha
Potential money. Like 25k more if I had held my apple and amazon calls	Yeah, but at least you didn't lose money by holding too long. Look at how fast the tides turned today...
Yeah, this suggestion isn't quite so simple as it seems. The Volcker rule was supposed to be a compromise, but apparently it's been 'too restrictive'. Time will tell if loosening the rules leads to the same result.	Glass Stegal worked pretty well for a long time. At least as far as consumer banks were concerned. As soon as it was lifted in 2000 you had .com/GFC/and to be determined. Consumer Banks need “too restrictive” or they lose their marbles
Good stuff 🏅	Thanks! I intend to expand it with memes and maybe more useful features.
He got it back in r/winkerpack which is way better than this sub	Is that sub just you and your alts?
Why did you think the move to $1,900 would bounce? End of week profit taking? Options rollovers?	Both really. I did not see a 2 day rally for AMZN
happens over the weekend	Thanks
Read a rumor that the CEO is going to step down in 2020	Source?
I’ll buy a fractional share on Robinhood	I'll buy a call on your fractional share
Amazon’s press release about christmas sales...	This was the catalyst but amazon was coiling up for almost two weeks.
Talking about the pants , or your boner?	Yes
I can't but the president can	Wind bad.
Bonuses at almost all banks are flat this year...	Yes flat at 6,000% 1970 levels... 🤪
Not all of us are thousandaires	I only got a few hundred bucks from Xmas 😭
I semi-remember these stores as shitty 7-11s that all but disappeared around 15 years ago. How are they still even worth that much lol.	They have polar pops lol it's like 80 cents for a gigantic syrofoam cup of soda. I got it a few times for a mixer hahah. 15k stores tho not too bad
🤢🤮	https://ih0.redbubble.ne…00,f8f8f8.u4.jpg
HELL YEA i just started stocks, lucky i found nio !	Literally cant go tits up
Dec 2018 - but that was a bull gang rape.	I remember when Bears got a cock-tease on January 2nd with the Apple guidance.
40% annually my ass	40% of 0
Me too. Gotta cut them losses as soon as you see it going the wrong way.	I was blinded by wanting to make money should’ve cut it after I lost the first 20 bucks. Could’ve invested super hard in some of my other power player stocks. I think it’s good to learn these lessons when I’ve got 200 instead of 20,000 lmao.
so... if it goes to zero.. then why dont u short ur whole portfolio on it?	Well if it hit 0, I would lose $ even if I shorted it. And also I tend to keep my portfolio diversified. But I did make some $$ today it dropping under $2 strike price. Probably roll the profits into mid 2020 1.5 puts
Teenagers don’t even know who Gordon Gecko is	Who the fuck’s Gordon Gecko
that was gay and i wish i could get the time back i wasted on it but its not your fault. i just wish you didnt post a cockatoo that was this gay	You know you loved it!
well it's between his mom and his best friend. Who are we to judge	Nice!
https://streamable.com/wuv9t	No wide angle proving it, just extra text and interpreting facial expressions like a soft science psychiatrist.
and FI/RE	I can live like shit through my 20s, 30s and 40s probably. BUT now in my 50s I can continue to live like shit, but I guess I dont have to work? Shits stupid.
85P has more	Yeah but take a look at the open interest for 90C 1/17
He's fat but not obese. He also has a red button on his desk and whenever he pushes it someone brings him a diet coke	Lol I want that to be true but I dunno if you’re bullshittin. Seems plausible tho
no its me :)	No, this is Patrick.
I mean it’s sexy when the charts fuck me upside down bro	That doesn’t sound like my seventh father at all.
What's this mid january I keep hearing about?	Santa rally/EOY rally is still ongoing. Jan 1, people start dumping money in again (personally I max my Roth on 1/1 each year and that’s not uncommon). So after a week or two, I bet we see some pullback from this hot streak. Feel like we see 330 first then head back to 315 or so.
Where do you get a house for 175k? Detroit?	Lol houses there are $15k
STFD = Sell the FDs	☝️ this guy.
How is your ROI so far?	Return On Insertion
You mean that pornhub video 'PAWG fucks for Popeyes sandwich' then she eats it while getting corked?	Link? I'm interested.
I can’t say who he works for but yes he has access to it all.	Maybe like a shared drive or network folder.
Only problem I am noticing is I don't think there is any corporate bestbuy offices in Pennsylvania.	Nope it's in Minneapolis
Lower fees. SPY was first and so has better volume.	Wait! Is this literally a serious question? Lol
Would you prefer him to act like a beta in that situation?	He would prefer him to act like he would act, so yes 😂.
What do you call this strategy	Super over leveraged Theta gang? I dunno if this has a regular name.
I don’t remember but from what I remember there was a very small price action after earnings	Oh ok. thanks for responding. It’s been a money maker the past couple weeks
Oh you added text to the video to the video, that must make it true! I could say the guy in front was shocked he saw a naked lady, and Trump was rushing to the front because he was looking for a bathroom because of a shart, and put that in video text, would that make it true? It's sad you work that hard to defend a con artist.	Would still not change the fact that you guys all jumped on this story as him shoving people out of his way when none of you actually know jack shit about any of that that happened.
This is just a bullish indicator. Market tops occur when the margin debt is at peaks, not when it's below that.	Did you even look at the chart?
Not sure I'd consider the first one wise...	two wise men and a wsb poster
Laughs in -293.82%	Only? Amateur
Because he thinks he's found a cheat where instead of selling the $10 LEAP (which would be fine) he is gonna sell a $1 LEAP and effectively free up more of his initial outlay.	I read the first couple pieces and couldn’t understand wtf he wanted to do so I stopped reading and chalked it up as OP being retarded. When the guy above explained I knew OP was retarded.
I have to tell people to get public outrage going	Switch to Robin Hood. They just approved my baby for options trading. Right now he’s naked placing sell orders for puts in $PLCE. It could be worse I guess... I am not going to tell him.
I’ll buy a fractional share of your call on a fractional share	Jealous, I'm still waiting on my RH fractional shares feature.....currently only 825,743th in line though
No you pay attention to duration, financials, economics, currency movements, FED, company credit etc.	Clearly I won’t be jumping in just yet! Thanks.
Holding 1/17 AMD calls. Same thing last week on the same stock, rode it for 2 days made 66%, had to buy something so I jumped back on this boat.	The melt up is real. Long calls till April at a minimum
Switch to Robin Hood. They just approved my baby for options trading. Right now he’s naked placing sell orders for puts in $PLCE. It could be worse I guess... I am not going to tell him.	lol IBKR just approved me for portfolio margin, I'm in serious danger
Link? I'm interested.	https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5dd1a18ca6112
Jealous, I'm still waiting on my RH fractional shares feature.....currently only 825,743th in line though	I'll think about it and do nothing
Who the fuck’s Gordon Gecko	he’s some hot shot accountant from a boring movie about wall streets
I’m hoping you are right! Any data on the app stores you have found?	I dont have data. Just Google. And of course anecdotal evidence. There are upticks in both stores. Nothing crazy but growth is growth.
You realize they made money right? Over 10k. Ironic you’re calling them the retard lol	I don’t think he knows lol this guy isn’t even autistic. More like illiterate. Can’t read a screenshot lol
The guy is only active in a few communities bestbuy being one of them	Maybe he’s just a huge fan.
Alright I’m going to buy them. Even if I don’t want them I can resell it lol	AirPods are fire I just don’t like the rubber piece on the pros. Feels cheap imo.
GDP and stock returns are not the only way to measure a country.	There are others, sure. The millimeter, for example, which was invented to measure the tiny europeen.
Then buy more ACB and I'll track how much more poor you become. ;)	Keep commenting so we can start a pool on just how closely your mom and dad are related. I'm guessing first cousins at this point.
What platform is this?	Thinkorswim
lmao I've been banned from there for ages for saying Bernie Sanders is a cumpie	I'll probably get banned for just commenting this reply. Also Bernie Sanders is a cumpie.
What % do you cut losses at	I'd love to know this too.
Join the bull club 2020	Past performance something something future returns something something
That’s gay.	Gay marriage is legal. Marry your girlfriend's boyfriend to get a bigger standard tax deduction.
If it's temporary, then why has the Fed's balance sheet increased by several hundred billion since September?	In finance terms, short-term debts are usually referenced as being less than a year.
Sony makes phones and cameras. Checkmate	I have a7sii and buying the siii when it's out. by far the best low light monster out there..
I am pretty sure Nestle owns like 15% or some shit of shares and noted they want to buy a company.	Nestle? I thought AIMT was a medical company?
“I only invest in ethical companies that reflect my morals”	“Which is why I have cash shoved in my jerkoff sock under the bed”
we really need fractional options, I'd love to dab into AMZN calls without having to cough up $2-3k per call - instead I'm getting pump and dump schemed by some blind guy and his cheap Cannabis stock	Doubt the fractional stuff will be for options. Just buy debit spreads. You can get in to AMZN for less than $100.
My condolences man. Hope you made some cash from TSLA calls or idk.. PTON puts.	AMZN verticals 👌
A lot of the free versions only let you import x amount of 'trades' or transactions. You will definitely need to buy the upgraded version to import your complete trade history for the year.	Nope. The <$69k tools are all fully free.
I hope you executed we were up 6.5% (LK)	Nah man. I forgot all about it tbh.
You’re underestimating the rich. They would fuck the poor just as hard without government intervention.	I would say history has shown us even harder.
Yep. Had to explain exactly that to my 23 year old room mate who's been working for years.	To be fair, while it definitely should be common knowledge, a paycheck isn't going to show you that info, and most people I know use something like TurboTax, which also doesn't give you info like that, you basically just fill out a questionnaire and you're done. I'm not surprised a lot of younger people don't know how it works.
Using “Not QE” you mean.	“It’s not qe” -jpow
we need people like you running the fed	People like him ARE running the Fed.
Who is the retard that told Bill Gross about wsb.	Just wait till Jim Cramer finds this subreddit
Would you bet in a roulette that spins for 1mo? Gambling need instant gratification.	Not sure if you’re comparing my pussy credit spreads as roulette or gambling? But its not gambling when you can bail on the middle of a “bet” and roll down and out pretty much perpetually
It’s still gonna star Hugh Jackman	Can I be in it too please
Nice try, IRS.	But seriously though
They’ve extended all the way down here to SWFL. They’re amazing.	I'm in Tampa Bay area, and they're fucking everywhere.
I feel like we’re only one or two more Fed meetings away from him starting off the talk with “Good morning everyone. I would like to start off by saying we’re totally not doing QE.”	Agreed, I hope when he’s saying it someone releases hundreds of white doves 🕊 in the background.. while JPOW does the ole 😉😉
Market doesn’t go straight down, it has it’s up and downs. Your puts are going to get wrecked when there is a bear market rally.	wut
I'm planning on taking the rowboat ferry across the Rio Grande into the village of Boquillas in Mexico for food and trinkets. Good times.	Swam across & drank a beer on the other side when I was there 😉 enjoy!
Hey man it’s my first time, just figured I’d share the story of getting my cherry popped.	You’re talking to seasoned gynecologists here boy
Whoa, I regret visiting that sub.	Me too
AMZN verticals 👌	Whatever secures the bags!
Cramer’s browser history is just Financial Times articles and switchboards of funny noises.	I highly doubt he reads any financial times articles. that or he's been playing idiots with an inverse index the whole time he's been on air
The problems you’ve noted aren’t the fed it’s the people running the fed and their policies. The tax code is Republicans. The government isn’t the issue it’s the people running it. Even Obama would’ve been a Republican 10-20 years ago. We need someone to actually change things up. Bernie is the guy. Everyone thought Trump was the guy but it’s clear he’s not. The government is only as good as the people we elect.	There he is! Can I interest you in stakes in this bridge I own in San Francisco? With purchase of my shares to the tune of 51% holdings you could enact a toll that would be immensely profitable long term. Of course I could do this myself as the sole owner, but I have fallen on hard times and need the cash short term. What say you?
Negative tax	So I get a refund?
Maybe he’s just a huge fan.	Maybe
[It would be hilarious watching someone lose 30k and this sound effect plays ](https://youtu.be/JeahDDyFhWY)	The [Price Is Right losing horn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzE4ILFgHzo) would be better
I hope you stopped trading options completely.	https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/dj4cm7/why_we_didnt_rally_a_year_ago_thought_exercise/?utm_source=reddit-android
This is my AMD DD: I was thinking about buying AMD calls so it'll probably go down.	😭👍😂😂😂
Yeah, but gas mileage is worse and it's almost too much space for one guy (me). We'll see.	Get a roommate.
Have you been to a Best Buy in the past decade? They're all just rented floorspace for outside vendors now. Best Buy died a long time ago. Now they're just a landlord for wireless and computers.	Well, their stock doesn’t agree with you.

I went from 39k to 13k in about 5 weeks

Welp I'm here for you in SAD GANG.

new CEO that just cleaned house. I think you're a quarter early.

nah bro nobody wants a dirty house

wasn't that three wise men

Not sure I'd consider the first one wise...

Up $54. LMFAO! The most retarded day in a while. I have a bad feeling about next week. I thought the selloff would wait until 1/2 but IDK. Today was pretty bad overall. I still have all my APPL calls. 292.5 1/3 strike. Probably going to sell at open on Monday though. Depends on the pre-market action. I think we got a big clue that today was going to be retarded when it started fading 15 mins before open.

Ya today was so shitty lol. My AAPL calls don’t exp til 1/24 but I’m definitely keeping a close eye as well on Monday morning, I’m on the west coast so I’m gonna make sure I set an alarm haha

Potential money. Like 25k more if I had held my apple and amazon calls

Yeah, but at least you didn't lose money by holding too long. Look at how fast the tides turned today...

Yeah, this suggestion isn't quite so simple as it seems. The Volcker rule was supposed to be a compromise, but apparently it's been 'too restrictive'. Time will tell if loosening the rules leads to the same result.

Glass Stegal worked pretty well for a long time. At least as far as consumer banks were concerned. As soon as it was lifted in 2000 you had .com/GFC/and to be determined. Consumer Banks need “too restrictive” or they lose their marbles

Good stuff 🏅

Thanks! I intend to expand it with memes and maybe more useful features.

He got it back in r/winkerpack which is way better than this sub

Is that sub just you and your alts?

Why did you think the move to $1,900 would bounce? End of week profit taking? Options rollovers?

Both really. I did not see a 2 day rally for AMZN

happens over the weekend

Thanks

Read a rumor that the CEO is going to step down in 2020

Source?

I’ll buy a fractional share on Robinhood

I'll buy a call on your fractional share

Amazon’s press release about christmas sales...

This was the catalyst but amazon was coiling up for almost two weeks.

Talking about the pants , or your boner?

Yes

I can't but the president can

Wind bad.

Bonuses at almost all banks are flat this year...

Yes flat at 6,000% 1970 levels... 🤪

Not all of us are thousandaires

I only got a few hundred bucks from Xmas 😭

I semi-remember these stores as shitty 7-11s that all but disappeared around 15 years ago. How are they still even worth that much lol.

They have polar pops lol it's like 80 cents for a gigantic syrofoam cup of soda. I got it a few times for a mixer hahah. 15k stores tho not too bad

🤢🤮

https://ih0.redbubble.ne…00,f8f8f8.u4.jpg

HELL YEA i just started stocks, lucky i found nio !

Literally cant go tits up

Dec 2018 - but that was a bull gang rape.

I remember when Bears got a cock-tease on January 2nd with the Apple guidance.

40% annually my ass

40% of 0

Me too. Gotta cut them losses as soon as you see it going the wrong way.

I was blinded by wanting to make money should’ve cut it after I lost the first 20 bucks. Could’ve invested super hard in some of my other power player stocks. I think it’s good to learn these lessons when I’ve got 200 instead of 20,000 lmao.

so... if it goes to zero.. then why dont u short ur whole portfolio on it?

Well if it hit 0, I would lose $ even if I shorted it. And also I tend to keep my portfolio diversified. But I did make some $$ today it dropping under $2 strike price. Probably roll the profits into mid 2020 1.5 puts

Teenagers don’t even know who Gordon Gecko is

Who the fuck’s Gordon Gecko

that was gay and i wish i could get the time back i wasted on it but its not your fault. i just wish you didnt post a cockatoo that was this gay

You know you loved it!

well it's between his mom and his best friend. Who are we to judge

Nice!

https://streamable.com/wuv9t

No wide angle proving it, just extra text and interpreting facial expressions like a soft science psychiatrist.

and FI/RE

I can live like shit through my 20s, 30s and 40s probably. BUT now in my 50s I can continue to live like shit, but I guess I dont have to work? Shits stupid.

85P has more

Yeah but take a look at the open interest for 90C 1/17

He's fat but not obese. He also has a red button on his desk and whenever he pushes it someone brings him a diet coke

Lol I want that to be true but I dunno if you’re bullshittin. Seems plausible tho

no its me :)

No, this is Patrick.

I mean it’s sexy when the charts fuck me upside down bro

That doesn’t sound like my seventh father at all.

What's this mid january I keep hearing about?

Santa rally/EOY rally is still ongoing. Jan 1, people start dumping money in again (personally I max my Roth on 1/1 each year and that’s not uncommon). So after a week or two, I bet we see some pullback from this hot streak. Feel like we see 330 first then head back to 315 or so.

Where do you get a house for 175k? Detroit?

Lol houses there are $15k

STFD = Sell the FDs

☝️ this guy.

How is your ROI so far?

Return On Insertion

You mean that pornhub video 'PAWG fucks for Popeyes sandwich' then she eats it while getting corked?

Link? I'm interested.

I can’t say who he works for but yes he has access to it all.

Maybe like a shared drive or network folder.

Only problem I am noticing is I don't think there is any corporate bestbuy offices in Pennsylvania.

Nope it's in Minneapolis

Lower fees. SPY was first and so has better volume.

Wait! Is this literally a serious question? Lol

Would you prefer him to act like a beta in that situation?

He would prefer him to act like he would act, so yes 😂.

What do you call this strategy

Super over leveraged Theta gang? I dunno if this has a regular name.

I don’t remember but from what I remember there was a very small price action after earnings

Oh ok. thanks for responding. It’s been a money maker the past couple weeks

Oh you added text to the video to the video, that must make it true! I could say the guy in front was shocked he saw a naked lady, and Trump was rushing to the front because he was looking for a bathroom because of a shart, and put that in video text, would that make it true? It's sad you work that hard to defend a con artist.

Would still not change the fact that you guys all jumped on this story as him shoving people out of his way when none of you actually know jack shit about any of that that happened.

This is just a bullish indicator. Market tops occur when the margin debt is at peaks, not when it's below that.

Did you even look at the chart?

Not sure I'd consider the first one wise...

two wise men and a wsb poster

*Laughs in -293.82%*

Only? Amateur

Because he thinks he's found a cheat where instead of selling the $10 LEAP (which would be fine) he is gonna sell a $1 LEAP and effectively free up more of his initial outlay.

I read the first couple pieces and couldn’t understand wtf he wanted to do so I stopped reading and chalked it up as OP being retarded. When the guy above explained I knew OP was retarded.

I have to tell people to get public outrage going

Switch to Robin Hood. They just approved my baby for options trading. Right now he’s naked placing sell orders for puts in $PLCE. It could be worse I guess... I am not going to tell him.

I’ll buy a fractional share of your call on a fractional share

Jealous, I'm still waiting on my RH fractional shares feature.....currently only 825,743th in line though

No you pay attention to duration, financials, economics, currency movements, FED, company credit etc.

Clearly I won’t be jumping in just yet! Thanks.

Holding 1/17 AMD calls. Same thing last week on the same stock, rode it for 2 days made 66%, had to buy something so I jumped back on this boat.

The melt up is real. Long calls till April at a minimum

Switch to Robin Hood. They just approved my baby for options trading. Right now he’s naked placing sell orders for puts in $PLCE. It could be worse I guess... I am not going to tell him.

lol IBKR just approved me for portfolio margin, I'm in serious danger

Link? I'm interested.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5dd1a18ca6112

Jealous, I'm still waiting on my RH fractional shares feature.....currently only 825,743th in line though

I'll think about it and do nothing

Who the fuck’s Gordon Gecko

he’s some hot shot accountant from a boring movie about wall streets

I’m hoping you are right! Any data on the app stores you have found?

I dont have data. Just Google. And of course anecdotal evidence. There are upticks in both stores. Nothing crazy but growth is growth.

You realize they made money right? Over 10k. Ironic you’re calling them the retard lol

I don’t think he knows lol this guy isn’t even autistic. More like illiterate. Can’t read a screenshot lol

The guy is only active in a few communities bestbuy being one of them

Maybe he’s just a huge fan.

Alright I’m going to buy them. Even if I don’t want them I can resell it lol

AirPods are fire I just don’t like the rubber piece on the pros. Feels cheap imo.

GDP and stock returns are not the only way to measure a country.

There are others, sure. The millimeter, for example, which was invented to measure the tiny europeen.

Then buy more ACB and I'll track how much more poor you become. ;)

Keep commenting so we can start a pool on just how closely your mom and dad are related. I'm guessing first cousins at this point.

What platform is this?

Thinkorswim

lmao I've been banned from there for ages for saying Bernie Sanders is a cumpie

I'll probably get banned for just commenting this reply. Also Bernie Sanders is a cumpie.

What % do you cut losses at

I'd love to know this too.

Join the bull club 2020

Past performance something something future returns something something

That’s gay.

Gay marriage is legal. Marry your girlfriend's boyfriend to get a bigger standard tax deduction.

If it's temporary, then why has the Fed's balance sheet increased by several hundred billion since September?

In finance terms, short-term debts are usually referenced as being less than a year.

Sony makes phones and cameras. Checkmate

I have a7sii and buying the siii when it's out. by far the best low light monster out there..

I am pretty sure Nestle owns like 15% or some shit of shares and noted they want to buy a company.

Nestle? I thought AIMT was a medical company?

“I only invest in ethical companies that reflect my morals”

“Which is why I have cash shoved in my jerkoff sock under the bed”

we really need fractional options, I'd love to dab into AMZN calls without having to cough up $2-3k per call - instead I'm getting pump and dump schemed by some blind guy and his cheap Cannabis stock

Doubt the fractional stuff will be for options. Just buy debit spreads. You can get in to AMZN for less than $100.

My condolences man. Hope you made some cash from TSLA calls or idk.. PTON puts.

AMZN verticals 👌

A lot of the free versions only let you import x amount of 'trades' or transactions. You will definitely need to buy the upgraded version to import your complete trade history for the year.

Nope. The <$69k tools are all fully free.

I hope you executed we were up 6.5% (LK)

Nah man. I forgot all about it tbh.

You’re underestimating the rich. They would fuck the poor just as hard without government intervention.

I would say history has shown us even harder.

Yep. Had to explain exactly that to my 23 year old room mate who's been working for years.

To be fair, while it definitely should be common knowledge, a paycheck isn't going to show you that info, and most people I know use something like TurboTax, which also doesn't give you info like that, you basically just fill out a questionnaire and you're done. I'm not surprised a lot of younger people don't know how it works.

Using “Not QE” you mean.

“It’s not qe” -jpow

we need people like you running the fed

People like him ARE running the Fed.

Who is the retard that told Bill Gross about wsb.

Just wait till Jim Cramer finds this subreddit

Would you bet in a roulette that spins for 1mo? Gambling need instant gratification.

Not sure if you’re comparing my pussy credit spreads as roulette or gambling? But its not gambling when you can bail on the middle of a “bet” and roll down and out pretty much perpetually

It’s still gonna star Hugh Jackman

Can I be in it too please

Nice try, IRS.

But seriously though

They’ve extended all the way down here to SWFL. They’re amazing.

I'm in Tampa Bay area, and they're fucking everywhere.

I feel like we’re only one or two more Fed meetings away from him starting off the talk with “Good morning everyone. I would like to start off by saying we’re totally not doing QE.”

Agreed, I hope when he’s saying it someone releases hundreds of white doves 🕊 in the background.. while JPOW does the ole 😉😉

Market doesn’t go straight down, it has it’s up and downs. Your puts are going to get wrecked when there is a bear market rally.

wut

I'm planning on taking the rowboat ferry across the Rio Grande into the village of Boquillas in Mexico for food and trinkets. Good times.

Swam across & drank a beer on the other side when I was there 😉 enjoy!

Hey man it’s my first time, just figured I’d share the story of getting my cherry popped.

You’re talking to seasoned gynecologists here boy

Whoa, I regret visiting that sub.

Me too

AMZN verticals 👌

Whatever secures the bags!

Cramer’s browser history is just Financial Times articles and switchboards of funny noises.

I highly doubt he reads any financial times articles. that or he's been playing idiots with an inverse index the whole time he's been on air

The problems you’ve noted aren’t the fed it’s the people running the fed and their policies. The tax code is Republicans. The government isn’t the issue it’s the people running it. Even Obama would’ve been a Republican 10-20 years ago. We need someone to actually change things up. Bernie is the guy. Everyone thought Trump was the guy but it’s clear he’s not. The government is only as good as the people we elect.

There he is! Can I interest you in stakes in this bridge I own in San Francisco? With purchase of my shares to the tune of 51% holdings you could enact a toll that would be immensely profitable long term. Of course I could do this myself as the sole owner, but I have fallen on hard times and need the cash short term. What say you?

Negative tax

So I get a refund?

Maybe he’s just a huge fan.

Maybe

[It would be hilarious watching someone lose 30k and this sound effect plays ](https://youtu.be/JeahDDyFhWY)

The [Price Is Right losing horn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzE4ILFgHzo) would be better

I hope you stopped trading options completely.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/dj4cm7/why_we_didnt_rally_a_year_ago_thought_exercise/?utm_source=reddit-android

This is my AMD DD: I was thinking about buying AMD calls so it'll probably go down.

😭👍😂😂😂

Yeah, but gas mileage is worse and it's almost too much space for one guy (me). We'll see.

Get a roommate.

Have you been to a Best Buy in the past decade? They're all just rented floorspace for outside vendors now. Best Buy died a long time ago. Now they're just a landlord for wireless and computers.

Well, their stock doesn’t agree with you.